Speaker 1: At the end of this podcast, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: the hug your dad never gave you.
Speaker 2: I see him looking at me right now and really
Speaker 2: thinking about like, Yeah, this kid's he needs a hug.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe I'm just projecting. Maybe I'm hoping that I
Speaker 1: could get a hug from the hands that caught that
Speaker 1: ball right off the turf. Maybe you could hold me gently,
Speaker 1: rock me before I go to my next dancing monkey
Speaker 1: gig that I have to do.
Speaker 2: You do do a lot of these dancing monkey gigs I.
Speaker 1: Do, and this is probably the bottom of the list.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a very special episode of Games with Names
Speaker 2: presented by cores Light. I'm Julian Edelman. They're Jack and Kyler,
Speaker 2: and we are on a mission to find the greatest
Speaker 2: game of all time. And on today's episode, we are
Speaker 2: covering Bears versus Dolphins, Week thirteen, nineteen eighty five, Monday
Speaker 2: night football game with legendary comedian die sports fan and
Speaker 2: Boston icon Bill Burr, and we get into talking his
Speaker 2: thoughts on the current National Football League.
Speaker 1: The NFL is in a bad place. The only storyline
Speaker 1: they have right now is Canny three.
Speaker 2: Peat, his Boston sports mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1: And I can only pick one white wide receiver, so
Speaker 1: I'll go with Wes Welker.
Speaker 2: Where Dan Marino ranks in all time.
Speaker 1: Nobody could beat the Bears. And this guy went in.
Speaker 1: He had no weapons, no defense.
Speaker 2: And then we get in to the chill zone presented
Speaker 2: by COR's Light. We're hitting the old chill line. To
Speaker 2: answer your questions about this week's game, you gotta stick
Speaker 2: around to the very end. Let's go. Games with Names
Speaker 2: of production of iHeartRadio, December second, nineteen eighty five. The
Speaker 2: Orange Bowl, Miami, Florida.
Speaker 1: Ten year old Bill Burr with an orange afro, no girlfriend,
Speaker 1: flunking math. He sits down in front of a square TV.
Speaker 1: Perfection is in the sight for the Monsters of the
Speaker 1: Midway on Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2: But Don Shula and Dan Marino have other plans. This
Speaker 2: is the Bears versus Dolphins, Week thirteen, nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Games with Names. Today, we have a very
Speaker 2: special guest to talk about a very random game. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you We're gonna talk about the nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: five Week thirteen Bears versus Dolphins Monday night football game
Speaker 2: with Bill Burr and Bill I have one question to
Speaker 2: ask you in one sentence, Okay, why did you pick
Speaker 2: this game?
Speaker 1: Because after Dan Marino played or during his career, he
Speaker 1: got all of this crap that he couldn't win the
Speaker 1: big one, and he had no weapons, he had no defense.
Speaker 1: He had an older coach who was he who had
Speaker 1: a chain of steakhouses shoeless right, the game had passed
Speaker 1: him by. It wasn't like, you know, he kept you know,
Speaker 1: adding to his game. They caught up to him. The
Speaker 1: guy had no running back, he had nothing, He had
Speaker 1: no help. Okay, and everybody who's saying, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like making it sound like this guy wasn't good. He's
Speaker 1: one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time who had
Speaker 1: no help. And in nineteen eighty five nobody could beat
Speaker 1: the Bears, and this guy went in with like a
Speaker 1: regular defense, not only beat him, smoked him thirty eight
Speaker 1: to twenty four.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: They were beaten like the Cowboys who were just perennial.
Speaker 1: You know Tom Landry, you know, late in his career,
Speaker 1: they beat him like forty four to nothing. I remember
Speaker 1: that on the cover of Sports Illustrated and what is it? Defense,
Speaker 1: dude was like mythical by the fourth week of the season,
Speaker 1: and no one was going to stop these guys and
Speaker 1: they were gonna win the Super Bowl, which god knows
Speaker 1: they did against my Patriots. We were up three to
Speaker 1: nothing though Franklin yep, and he went in and just
Speaker 1: straight up beat him. And I just always feel like
Speaker 1: one of the biggest curses in sports there it is.
Speaker 1: I still remember that cover, and that was mind blowing.
Speaker 1: That was mind blowing that the Dallas Cowboys could get
Speaker 1: beat that bad at home. They absolutely destroyed them. But like,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest curses in the NFL is to
Speaker 1: be a highly sought after draft pick, right because you
Speaker 1: usually end up on a on a bad team. But
Speaker 1: then he lucked out going so late in the draft
Speaker 1: for reasons we're not going to discuss. But if you
Speaker 1: ever go to Pittsburgh, you can figure it out pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: I don't know Pittsburgh like that, but I could put
Speaker 2: one in one together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a around town.
Speaker 2: Now, Bill, is this the greatest game of all time?
Speaker 1: No? Well, I figure everybody's gonna pick like, you know,
Speaker 1: you guys versus the uh, the Falcons or something like that,
Speaker 1: But like, this is one of the most overlooked games
Speaker 1: of all time and all of these like you know,
Speaker 1: fat sports writers who were never picked in gym class.
Speaker 1: They they can't wait for the dip in somebody's career
Speaker 1: and their thing with him, well we can't win the
Speaker 1: big one and blah blah blah, and they ignore this game.
Speaker 1: They ignore the people around. Remember, like his running backs
Speaker 1: were like Delvin Williams during his career, Tony Nathan Kareem
Speaker 1: Abdul Jabbar the football player, swear to God, and he
Speaker 1: had Duper and Clayton who were fantastic, fantastic, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but like the Dolphins had like the last two white
Speaker 1: cornerbacks in the league. They had, like they had like
Speaker 1: who were the the Greg and Lyle and Kyle Blackwood
Speaker 1: or something like that, the exciting whites. Yes, there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one was just okay, one was a strong safety. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the other guy was. Okay, you got
Speaker 1: all the names here, uh, Fulton Walker, you remember the
Speaker 1: first guy to take a kickoff back in a Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Don't remember that?
Speaker 1: But look look at look at these names. Does any
Speaker 1: of these names anybody here jump out at you like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, damn Marino, damn Okay, Damn Marino, Don'tula, Don'tula.
Speaker 1: Look look at that Look at that team. You're telling
Speaker 1: me this team beats the eighty five Bears.
Speaker 2: They do? And why because the guys were at home
Speaker 2: with the champagne glasses trying to defeat the undefeated, the
Speaker 2: old Miami Dolphin. Guys.
Speaker 1: You know how now you played this game professionally, right
Speaker 1: I did? I tried, and so you just went with
Speaker 1: that ESPN take.
Speaker 2: I tried, you know, honestly, you know it was eighty
Speaker 2: five degrees of Miami.
Speaker 1: Chicago's a cold weather team. I'm telling you. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you I got That's hard.
Speaker 2: That's fucking hard. What is hard? Do you see our
Speaker 2: record in fucking Miami in December? It's like ohen like
Speaker 2: a million because when you go because it.
Speaker 1: Was too hot out, well because you guys, because you
Speaker 1: guys went to South Beach the night before.
Speaker 2: You think we went to South Beach before, you think
Speaker 2: hot ass your team?
Speaker 1: Every year I watch it with the Bruins and the Celtics,
Speaker 1: they come here, they go down to Anaheim. Oh, they
Speaker 1: play the Clippers and the Lakers. They always lose one.
Speaker 1: There's always one night is always the party night, and
Speaker 1: then we're going to try against the Lakers. That's basically
Speaker 1: what it is. If you saw the Celtics with the
Speaker 1: Big three against the no name Clippers, it was fifty
Speaker 1: to fifty that they were going to lose that game badly.
Speaker 1: I used to go to it every year because I
Speaker 1: can't stand Lakers fans, because I don't mind the upper
Speaker 1: deck ones, but the ones down low in the Staples Center,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just mouth breathers, mouth breathing morons, just
Speaker 1: a bunch of old guys with like eighteen year old chicks.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. And then you go to Miami and it's
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's a bunch of sixty year old
Speaker 1: guys dressed all in white linen. Hannibal Lecter when he's
Speaker 1: gonna eat that guy at the end of the movie
Speaker 1: and the and they hang it out with like these
Speaker 1: twenty one year olds. And then you guys get down
Speaker 1: there and you're like, Wow, what is this some wide
Speaker 1: eyed kid from Kansas wherever the fuck you're from. You
Speaker 1: can't handle it. You can't handle it, and you go
Speaker 1: down and what do you do? You lose money for
Speaker 1: guys like me and I came here today for an apology.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Bill, I'm fucking well. Can we just can
Speaker 2: we discuss what's the greatest game of all time? To you? Then,
Speaker 2: what is your game?
Speaker 1: I think the great the greatest game of all time.
Speaker 1: This isn't like stand up where he just go Richard
Speaker 1: Pryor and you're done. No, the greatest game of all time?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm an underdog guy, so I always like underrated stuff.
Speaker 1: Like one of the greatest fights I ever saw was
Speaker 1: Michael Doakes versus Evander Holyfield, and they never bring it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's an incredible fight this game
Speaker 1: they never bring up. Or maybe I'm a contrarian. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why the way I keep people away, you know,
Speaker 1: and I don't let them in, you know, like you
Speaker 1: know how much I'm enjoying whatever the fuck this is
Speaker 1: between us. It's fantastic. If I had to sit even
Speaker 1: closer to you and your Suzanne Summers rebox, I would
Speaker 1: really be uncomfortable. Susanne Summers, those are men's sneakers.
Speaker 2: These are men.
Speaker 1: Those are men's sneakers. These are that's what you guys
Speaker 1: are doing. That is the future of this country that
Speaker 1: a man can walk around. These are borderline slippers. I
Speaker 1: know they have a stripe on the side of them.
Speaker 2: But these these are the same. These are the same
Speaker 2: shoes from like nineteen seventy you were.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the ladies with leg warmers that
Speaker 1: warre them when I was growing up. No, it looks
Speaker 1: like you should be doing this.
Speaker 2: This is a nurse Okay, everybody, now, is this a
Speaker 2: nurse shoe to you?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: It's a nurse shoe? Are you calling?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's feminine. Its transit you. You're very progressive.
Speaker 1: You're wearing bracelets. I like this whole after football you
Speaker 1: you know this is you have to sit on your
Speaker 1: whole career and at this Huh my daughter made that?
Speaker 1: Was that supposed to make me ease up on you?
Speaker 2: No? That's just all right, literal the truth. You know.
Speaker 1: What's a great thing about I have a seven year
Speaker 1: old daughter. I went to I don't have a desk
Speaker 1: or anything because I'm an adult. So I was trying
Speaker 1: to write out something. So I sat down at her desk.
Speaker 1: She was this school the great thing, But I'm a
Speaker 1: seven year old. There was cookie crumbs on top of
Speaker 1: the desk. It just fucking made me laugh. Like this,
Speaker 1: kids are so funny. They think that they're sneaking and
Speaker 1: they always like the level of evidence that they leave
Speaker 1: kids and people who whack CEOs, it's just the level
Speaker 1: of like evidence that they leave around. I love that
Speaker 1: everybody thought that that was a professional hit and he's
Speaker 1: sitting there talking to some chicken, like Starbucks, DNA, backpack,
Speaker 1: cell phone, still carrying the gun.
Speaker 2: He was professional enough to do the shelling though, the
Speaker 2: shell thing.
Speaker 1: You know what I loved about him. I loved his belief,
Speaker 1: you know that, like he had a whole list and
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, that's the first guy. Like he
Speaker 1: was just gonna go around like it was some Tom
Speaker 1: Cruise movie and like somehow he was like the Bourne identity.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like know Tokyo, drifting around city. You're
Speaker 1: like killing s CEOs. And they weren't going to catch
Speaker 1: him immediately. I mean, come on, like if he just
Speaker 1: if he just shot some shithead in the back, oh,
Speaker 1: I got what's going on in New York and they
Speaker 1: would eventually got to it. But like the level that
Speaker 1: they went after that guy, the level you can't have
Speaker 1: that money can't have money unless they make the call.
Speaker 1: You can't have some rando coming around to side. And
Speaker 1: he's not at the table. No, he's not with the illuminati.
Speaker 2: He could be.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? When you bring chicks
Speaker 1: over to you take out the guitar? No, I thought
Speaker 1: that was yours. I really just just picture the pianis
Speaker 1: stream weaver.
Speaker 2: It just.
Speaker 1: Serenade. It's after football.
Speaker 2: I need a new angle.
Speaker 1: I can't hit him with the stats anymore.
Speaker 2: No stats. So Bill, what what's what's day life nowadays
Speaker 2: for you? What are you doing these days?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I just scratched the rim of my car because I
Speaker 1: can't park new cars anymore. You sit so low in them.
Speaker 2: You don't have a car.
Speaker 1: What kind of car do I have? I have a
Speaker 1: Jaguar because everybody has a BMW or Mercedes, and I
Speaker 1: have kids and I needed a back seat. But now
Speaker 1: I found out that the Jaguar has like the same
Speaker 1: engine as like the land Rover range Rover.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're English cars, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: They're like notorious like Lemon Lawn. Is this on the
Speaker 1: internet or is this on real TV? Then I have
Speaker 1: to lie and be like range Rovers are a fantastic infessment. No,
Speaker 1: my mechanic already told me, he goes, no matter what
Speaker 1: you do with this car, it's it's junk by the
Speaker 1: time it's one hundred thousand miles and it already like overheated.
Speaker 1: It's annoying, you know what I mean. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do with it.
Speaker 2: My dad's a mechanic, and the first thing he ever
Speaker 2: told me is never buy an English car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is there? You know?
Speaker 2: They just don't know.
Speaker 1: They're like the worst people on the planet because you
Speaker 1: take the Germans, like the English, not good with people,
Speaker 1: not good with people with machines, great with machines. England
Speaker 1: just oh for two, oh for two, no rush, no floss,
Speaker 1: and they got meat pies or something over there.
Speaker 2: What is their food? Chips? And are the fish and chips?
Speaker 1: Other people?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They just kind of go around the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do love when I go over and they go, well,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with America? It's like, well, you started it,
Speaker 1: the fuck you. This was your baby, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, And you taught us how to treat people.
Speaker 1: That's what's going on with it.
Speaker 2: We don't put it.
Speaker 1: I don't put it all on them.
Speaker 2: A lot of it. I put a lot on the
Speaker 2: French too.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful room.
Speaker 2: It's cedar.
Speaker 1: This is the age we're at right now. This is
Speaker 1: I just looked at your Wallas as a beautiful room.
Speaker 1: You got a little more excited. You go, this is cedar.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Oh is that so you can have like a like
Speaker 1: a wolf sweater in here and like.
Speaker 2: It's actually bugs it is. Yeah, cedar wood is like
Speaker 2: really good with bugs. I think it doesn't allow bugs
Speaker 2: to live in it.
Speaker 1: I think it's more technical than that. But okay, something
Speaker 1: like there's something about the wood. This is great. Don't
Speaker 1: you love the two dumb guys don't know what they're
Speaker 1: talking about. This is great. This is what people want
Speaker 1: to listen. Well, let's go with it. Yeah, some they
Speaker 1: don't like the smell of it.
Speaker 2: I think there's something to do with the radiant. I
Speaker 2: don't actually don't know, but I just wanted to throw
Speaker 2: that word out there.
Speaker 1: I like radiant, and I totally bought it when you
Speaker 1: said it. Yeah, I was like, he knows what this means.
Speaker 2: I have no clue. I'm a dumb football player, Bill
Speaker 2: Now I'm.
Speaker 1: A stupid comic I do shit jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't think honestly, for me, I think
Speaker 2: comics are like some of the smartest people I've met.
Speaker 1: It's because you haven't hung out with us and you're
Speaker 1: romanticizing the art. No, tell us we're sad clowns. No,
Speaker 1: we're so happy when they're on stage and then we
Speaker 1: just walk away.
Speaker 2: You know. No, there's definitely always something that.
Speaker 1: Has I'm glad I was able to make your day
Speaker 1: more enjoyable. There's all the young comedians out there. That's
Speaker 1: one of the biggest lies ever that if you do
Speaker 1: you have enough fucking cameras. Jesus fucking Christ got you
Speaker 1: on me, like the National News. Okay, this will be
Speaker 1: if don't buy into that that bullshit that that if
Speaker 1: you're but you're not going to be funny. If you
Speaker 1: get married and I find love, you're not going to
Speaker 1: be funny. It doesn't. It's it's an amazing thing and
Speaker 1: it gives you a whole new way of viewing the world.
Speaker 1: And if you're funny, you're funny. That's that's what it is. Right,
Speaker 1: Like if you somehow serenade the right woman right with
Speaker 1: that guitar and you get married Does that mean you
Speaker 1: can't catch a football anymore? Does that mean you don't
Speaker 1: have the desire?
Speaker 2: I tell you right now, I literally didn't get in
Speaker 2: relationships during my career because I felt guys got softer
Speaker 2: when they had marriage. I saw it firsthand. You did.
Speaker 1: They're saying that as far as your research goes.
Speaker 2: As far as my research goes. I felt that because
Speaker 2: I felt that, like, I saw a couple guys that
Speaker 2: were you know, I won't put no names out there,
Speaker 2: but they got married, and it just felt like the
Speaker 2: main reason wasn't the main reason anymore.
Speaker 1: I tried to say something nice and then you just
Speaker 1: come at me with facts. I can't argue that, I know,
Speaker 1: because then they'd be like, you got concussed again, Julian,
Speaker 1: And you're like, it's just a headache, and they're going, no.
Speaker 2: My hip, that's my hip, it's my cale.
Speaker 1: If Tommy says I can go, that means I can go.
Speaker 1: Why are you gonna listen to me? And then Bill
Speaker 1: calls you, Yeah, the game started like a like a
Speaker 1: week ago. Where the fuck are you? Did you see
Speaker 1: that recent one? Let Lawrence Taylor drove by Giants Stadium?
Speaker 1: You saw the lights on him, and he's like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I have a game. Yeah, and showed up in the
Speaker 1: first quarter.
Speaker 2: He showed up late. They benched him for a series
Speaker 2: and then he went out and I think he had
Speaker 2: like seven sacks.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell a story. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm talking out out of school here, because
Speaker 1: this is this is uh, this is a funny story.
Speaker 1: So I'm doing inside the NFL. Phil Simms is on
Speaker 1: the show and Lawrence Taylor is coming in. So it's Phil,
Speaker 1: Chris Collinsworth, Laurence, Lawrence Taylor, and me. Right, I mean
Speaker 1: one of those classic like what in the hell am
Speaker 1: I doing here?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So Lauren hasn't showed up yet, so Phil tells me
Speaker 1: a story. I can't believe Lawrence Taylor is going to
Speaker 1: be here. I mean that guy was just like he
Speaker 1: literally changed the game, and I was just going on
Speaker 1: and on about him. He goes, you know what's funny
Speaker 1: about that guy? He goes, he didn't even know the
Speaker 1: names of the teams in the leagues. I go, get
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. He goes, Yeah, he goes.
Speaker 1: One time, he goes, we were we won some game.
Speaker 1: They were on the road, and they're on the team plane.
Speaker 1: They're all hyped and Lawrence is psyched and Phil goes, yeah, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you know, if the Redskins lose, then we're going to
Speaker 1: be in first place in our division. And Lawrence goes,
Speaker 1: uh oh yeah, he goes he goes, who's in our division?
Speaker 1: And Phil goes, you don't know who's in our division?
Speaker 1: And he goes, man, I don't give a shit, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, like, that is the genius that he
Speaker 1: held him. Let's say, I don't need extra information in
Speaker 1: my head. You have a different uniform than me, I'm
Speaker 1: going to ruin your day. So I thought it was
Speaker 1: a hilarious story. But as always, you know, you think
Speaker 1: maybe he put a little mustard on it or whatever.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes later, Lawrence Taylor comes walking in. Him and
Speaker 1: Phil both just start laughing, which was great. They just
Speaker 1: saw each other. They start laughing. They hugged and everything.
Speaker 1: You just know all the shit that they did back then.
Speaker 1: Who knows, right, So Laurence sits down and he starts
Speaker 1: telling stories. Right, They just start telling things, and in
Speaker 1: the middle of one story goes me, he goes, we
Speaker 1: were down in uh down in New Orleans, then we
Speaker 1: would play in the UH and he goes Phil what's
Speaker 1: the name of that team in New Orleans and he
Speaker 1: goes to the Saints. He goes, You're play in the Saints.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. And then fat sports writers would would
Speaker 1: would say that, you know, they would say that he
Speaker 1: wasn't smart, he was blah blah. It's like that's like
Speaker 1: some Einstein shit. I'm wearing the same shit every day,
Speaker 1: so my brain doesn't I only need to worry about Like,
Speaker 1: you know, you hear all those stories how he would
Speaker 1: sleep through meetings and then get up and diagram the
Speaker 1: whole play or they would ask him if it was okay.
Speaker 1: The guy is like a fucking genius. Genius. But the
Speaker 1: fact that he didn't even know, like the fact that
Speaker 1: he's almost like a housewife in the level that he
Speaker 1: doesn't know the names of the teams. Yet he's the
Speaker 1: most alpha dominating player that I ever saw. But you
Speaker 1: know why he seems like he fell out of the
Speaker 1: sky is because his favorite player was Hollywood Henderson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was sort of he was like Hollywood Henderson
Speaker 1: was the gap as far as the linebacking position between
Speaker 1: like you know, Dick Buckis in that era and him
Speaker 1: he came and it looked like he was an alien.
Speaker 1: It was because unfortunately, Hollywood Henderson had like substance abuse
Speaker 1: problems and it affected his career. But one of the
Speaker 1: greatest play another underrated play nineteen seventy six. The Steelers
Speaker 1: are playing the Cowboys and the Steelers kick off. Guess
Speaker 1: who receives it. Hollywood Henderson. They had a linebacker receiving
Speaker 1: their kick in nineteen seventy six, like that just didn't happen,
Speaker 1: and he took it all the way down the field
Speaker 1: to like they're forty five and Roy Jirella, their kicker,
Speaker 1: just sort of dove like that and his linebacker knee
Speaker 1: hit his ribs, broke them, yeah, and fucked him up
Speaker 1: for the game. And it's a really hard game to
Speaker 1: watch him. You're a Cowboys fan, because they were running reverses,
Speaker 1: I think that's what it was. It was a reverse
Speaker 1: on the on the kickoff, and they were doing all
Speaker 1: of this shit and then they got up and then
Speaker 1: they just sat on the ball and the Steelers kept
Speaker 1: playing and then they came back and beat them.
Speaker 2: Man, how does it feel to be that old to
Speaker 2: remember a nineteen seventy six game that great.
Speaker 1: I watched it on YouTube. The first one I watched
Speaker 1: was seventy eight.
Speaker 2: What's the first game you remember watching?
Speaker 1: You know some OJ Simpson was playing in like the
Speaker 1: early seventies, and my yeah, my dad's screaming at the
Speaker 1: TV or something. My grandfather going, uh, you know, he's
Speaker 1: the old days. He's like packing a pipe to smoke
Speaker 1: it inside.
Speaker 2: The Sherlock Holmes fucking.
Speaker 1: No old men smoked pipe. And I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you to this, Both my grandfathers smoked pipes, and
Speaker 1: to this day if I smell pipe smoke, it puts
Speaker 1: me in like the greatest mood because both my grand
Speaker 1: grandfathers with these amazing like guys guys. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: was probably the first one. But I've also like gone
Speaker 1: back in, like I've watched all of this history of
Speaker 1: the NFL, and I'll tell you a great guy and
Speaker 1: he just passed away unfortunately, and in the NFL never
Speaker 1: gave him his due. Was this guy Marlin Briscoe. Brisco
Speaker 1: he played for the Broncos, black quarterback. They drafted him.
Speaker 1: He was like second or third string or something like that,
Speaker 1: and both white quarterbacks go down this is like the
Speaker 1: late sixties and he goes in and you immediately see
Speaker 1: the modern modern day NFL. It wasn't just standing there
Speaker 1: throwing like that. He was all over the field more
Speaker 1: Randall Cunningham, I would say, than Michael Vick. And he
Speaker 1: won like six of the last seven games something crazy.
Speaker 1: And then you know they didn't make the playoffs because
Speaker 1: they were having a bad season before he got in there.
Speaker 1: And then the next season the team just drafted another
Speaker 1: high rank white guy and they shipped him off the
Speaker 1: Buffalo and he finished his career as a wide receiver.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, sounds like the sixties.
Speaker 1: Well this is what sixties sounded like right through the nineties,
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess so that's.
Speaker 1: What like, this is like all of this shit that
Speaker 1: I can was so fucked up as I can remember
Speaker 1: all of that stuff, and I think because I looked
Speaker 1: at the football cards and I remember all the names.
Speaker 1: And then I also went back and I was fascinated,
Speaker 1: like what happened right before I started watching football and
Speaker 1: then today's game, Like if you know you you age
Speaker 1: out as a player, I also feel you can age
Speaker 1: out as a as a fan, and like how certain
Speaker 1: teams like they sort of aged out when during like
Speaker 1: free agency because their whole thing was the draft and
Speaker 1: their scouts, and then when the game became more free agency,
Speaker 1: they didn't adjust. I would say as a fan that
Speaker 1: the fan version of that is I didn't get involved
Speaker 1: in fantasy football. Yeah, so now I don't know the
Speaker 1: player's name, I don't know what's going on. And then
Speaker 1: like I also feel like they kind of sold their
Speaker 1: souls all professional sports for offense because they had reached
Speaker 1: maximum density with sports fans, and then offense gets the
Speaker 1: casual fans. Yeah, and I think that they are envious
Speaker 1: of the UFC to see them start so much later
Speaker 1: than them but then go global. But there's something about soccer,
Speaker 1: football whatever, and and fighting it just transcends all borders
Speaker 1: and all that, which I find like really fascinating. Not fighting,
Speaker 1: because fighting, you know, it's like I remember Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: telling this story saying, like, you know, if you're driving
Speaker 1: on the street and there's two people playing you know,
Speaker 1: catch or whatever, playing base, you know you're not going
Speaker 1: to really watch because but if you drive down the
Speaker 1: street and you see a fight, like you you got
Speaker 1: to watch it. And it was sort of like this
Speaker 1: really yeah easy way of explaining how their thing got
Speaker 1: as big as it dig and I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is about soccer, but every but he seems it
Speaker 1: seems to enjoy it because all you need is a ball,
Speaker 1: say that about whop, I guess you need you need
Speaker 1: a basketball.
Speaker 2: Basketball is also very global. Yeah, okay, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, so your.
Speaker 4: Point about like how football is kind of change and
Speaker 4: involved and sold it sold for offense is a conversation
Speaker 4: we have behind the scenes on this show a lot
Speaker 4: because we go watch a five game, we watch a
Speaker 4: game from the early two thousands, and the game is
Speaker 4: so different.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't even want to hear my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Like my conspiracy theory right now is is the NFL
Speaker 1: is in a bad place because they only have one
Speaker 1: great quarterback. True as far as like there's always been
Speaker 1: braiding Brady Manning, you know, uh what about Lway.
Speaker 2: Marino quarterback, So Mahomes.
Speaker 1: Mahomes is the guy that sells the tickets. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that's not like great talent at that position, but
Speaker 1: nobody has put up sort of like he doesn't have
Speaker 1: his you know, hatfield and McCoy guy. So it's sort
Speaker 1: of their own. The only storyline they have right now
Speaker 1: is Canny three p. So that's why, like the ridiculous
Speaker 1: that guy took his helmet off from the fucking end zone,
Speaker 1: the rep says, put it back on. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just like he's like, you realize this is televised, right, Like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: So you know that's a penalty, supposed to be a penalty.
Speaker 2: Take your helmet off. It's fifteen. Yeah, now we're it's
Speaker 2: it's very fascinating to me that you know your sports shit,
Speaker 2: like you know this shit. I know eras where did
Speaker 2: I know an era? Where does this sports fandom come from?
Speaker 2: Like is your grandpa smoking the pipe watching the Patriots
Speaker 2: or where did this all come from?
Speaker 1: Well, my grandfather was you know, he was he was
Speaker 1: super old. He was born like eighteen ninety two.
Speaker 2: Jesus fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: He had like my dad was a product of a
Speaker 1: second marriage, so like he had kids. What was really
Speaker 1: late in life, which is like he was like almost forty,
Speaker 1: you know, so he was like in the we like horses,
Speaker 1: old dad, horses, Yeah, horses, boxing in baseball. So if
Speaker 1: you look at the turn of the last century, horse
Speaker 1: racing and boxing with the two biggest sports, and then
Speaker 1: baseball came on. So he was living through that and like,
Speaker 1: you know, as far as like, you know, having a
Speaker 1: cool car back then was like being able to handle
Speaker 1: a horse. Having I'm probably a stable full of horses.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that was like some man shit. So
Speaker 1: he was into that. And then he saw, you know,
Speaker 1: Babe Ruth and all of that, that whole baseball thing
Speaker 1: come on and and like all of a sudden being
Speaker 1: able to listen to it on the radio and all
Speaker 1: of that. So he was he was kind of into
Speaker 1: the radio. And you know, he was like a classic
Speaker 1: older guy. Both of them. They were quiet, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and and uh just you know, smoke.
Speaker 1: The pipe would have, you know, a little two fingers
Speaker 1: whatever whatever their their drink. Everybody had like their drink.
Speaker 1: And you smoked and you look like you were fifty
Speaker 1: when you were thirty. Was like that's just the way
Speaker 1: it was back then. But I remember I related. I
Speaker 1: related to them, and I didn't know why. But now
Speaker 1: that I am an old man, you're not that old,
Speaker 1: but I'm fifty six, dude, I'm fucking old. Right, you
Speaker 1: look good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was saying the other day, fifty six times too
Speaker 1: is dead?
Speaker 2: All right? So like it is, it is.
Speaker 1: You can go to whatever personal trainer and they do
Speaker 1: your blood be like you're fifty six, but your you know,
Speaker 1: your fucking ankle is thirty eight. With that dumb shit
Speaker 1: that they say to get you to keep coming back,
Speaker 1: it's like, no, it's fifty. Everything on me is fifty
Speaker 1: six years old. I might look better than the average
Speaker 1: fifty six year old, but you know my heart has
Speaker 1: been beaten for you know, over a half a century.
Speaker 1: So that that is what it is.
Speaker 2: So it must be the avocados. Bill came here immediately
Speaker 2: had to scarf down an avocado because he's on that
Speaker 2: Hollywood diet. Now I am out of Boston guy, Now,
Speaker 2: Boston guy, that's that's the least Boston thing you've ever
Speaker 2: done in front of me.
Speaker 1: That's the first fucking thing I've ever done in front
Speaker 1: of you. I mean I've make you once at the
Speaker 1: comedy store and then there a couple other times. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember, all right, what's the most Boston thing I
Speaker 1: ever did? Make fun of?
Speaker 2: Your fucking SnO, that that was that's a Boston thing,
Speaker 2: even though they look like they're from fucking Southis.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm gonna be. You can pull
Speaker 1: them off and that might be a compliment, that might
Speaker 1: be an insult and dog gone it. You should make
Speaker 1: the you should wear the sneakers that make you feel
Speaker 1: the prettiest.
Speaker 2: Are they that ugly?
Speaker 1: No, they're just really feminine because you're No, I just
Speaker 1: think No, I don't know what it is. There's just
Speaker 1: something about the soul. It's like that is not an
Speaker 1: active person.
Speaker 2: That's gum.
Speaker 1: That is like that is the soul of so that
Speaker 1: lets somebody else drive culy. Well you're doing all right?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like that's what those sneakers say to me.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go out to dinner? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want. That's the whole other
Speaker 1: side of you. I don't want to see. I want
Speaker 1: to keep the myth.
Speaker 2: What's the myth?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You spoke in proper English earlier and
Speaker 1: it really made me happy.
Speaker 2: Why I can't speak.
Speaker 1: It said, I got you got dip in your That's
Speaker 1: just what I need. I need as someone who failed
Speaker 1: horrifically in athletics, I need to see the.
Speaker 2: Flaws you're seeing nobody. You're fucking out.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You look like you
Speaker 1: can still play.
Speaker 2: So Grandpa, Pops, old ass Dad, old guy, eighteen hundred Grandpa,
Speaker 2: that's fucking.
Speaker 1: Eighteen ninety two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is Nars so over sports fandom.
Speaker 1: He almost owned a slave. I mean, this guy was
Speaker 1: way back.
Speaker 2: He probably did. And I don't know if we'll probably
Speaker 2: have to cut that out.
Speaker 1: Dude, Why why is us history? Why do we have
Speaker 1: to act like?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Always fascinated me. I never got this sketch on Chappelle's show,
Speaker 1: but I wrote this sketch for day. It's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite people in this business. There was this weird thing,
Speaker 1: you know, because I'm always watching this old footage on sports.
Speaker 1: They would tell the history of baseball separately. They would
Speaker 1: talk about in the nineteen fifties, oh boy, oh boy,
Speaker 1: it was the golden age of baseball, and you know,
Speaker 1: you know Willie Mickey and the Duke and I used
Speaker 1: to go to center field and whoopie doopy there was
Speaker 1: there was Duke Schneider right or whatever, and then they
Speaker 1: had the other side, Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier,
Speaker 1: and it was super ugly and people throwing black cats
Speaker 1: on the field and saying all of this shit. But
Speaker 1: they told those two stories separately, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: for some weird reasons. So I wrote this sketch where
Speaker 1: Dave was watching like one of those Billy Crystal going
Speaker 1: to a Yankee game things and just fantasize, oh boy,
Speaker 1: oh boy, I wish I'd played during the Golden Age
Speaker 1: of baseball. And then he went back, and of course,
Speaker 1: like it was like, and here we are, nineteen fifty four,
Speaker 1: the Golden Age love. And then you know, he come
Speaker 1: up to the place God Themailia Blacks, and then and
Speaker 1: there's the mick oh, Mickey Mannle and this all this,
Speaker 1: the duality of it struck me as funny got it on.
Speaker 1: Though he would have killed that, he killed everything.
Speaker 2: Now, Billy Crystal, big Yankees guy you ever met?
Speaker 1: I love Billy Crystal. And one of the movie and
Speaker 1: I also underrated movie was Mister Saturday Night.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I love that movie. And that movie very subtly is
Speaker 1: sort of a blueprint for stand a stand up comedy career.
Speaker 1: Of some of the pitfalls that you can fall and
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't seen it in a while, but
Speaker 1: it's just like kind of getting carried away with your ego, uh,
Speaker 1: dying on a hill like that thing when he when
Speaker 1: he when he he finally gets his show, and in
Speaker 1: his head he's like, don't say it, don't say it.
Speaker 1: It was what's with your fucking hair? Whatever he said,
Speaker 1: and then he gets fired the self sabotage the I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it a while, but like, you know, having
Speaker 1: you got the one, the girl, and then you're looking
Speaker 1: at other women, you've just fucked the whole thing up.
Speaker 2: It was really a.
Speaker 1: I love that movie. I love that movie. So and
Speaker 1: then also, you know, I used to watch him with
Speaker 1: Robin and whoopee, the comic relief. I saw him all
Speaker 1: the way back on soap which you don't even remember,
Speaker 1: which was the late seventies, so I basically was and
Speaker 1: then watched him hosting the Oscars and yeah, and it
Speaker 1: was a cool thing as a wanna be comedian and
Speaker 1: then becoming a comedian because they never gave comedies oscars.
Speaker 1: There was sort of like this subtle thing like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you actors are so goddamn great, how come you
Speaker 1: can't host you show you need you need a comedian,
Speaker 1: and how many times he did it, the great job
Speaker 1: that he did with it, so I was I was
Speaker 1: a huge fan. And then he did a show with
Speaker 1: Josh Gadd that only went a season and it's just
Speaker 1: still like a phantom limb. I wanted to see how
Speaker 1: it played out. And it was like they were playing
Speaker 1: he was playing this older entertainer and he was this
Speaker 1: younger entertainer for whatever reasons, their careers where they were at,
Speaker 1: they needed each other there and I mean it maybe
Speaker 1: it was too inside baseball, but it was absolutely brilliant
Speaker 1: and they were so great and and it was, uh,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a few of those TV series that
Speaker 1: I watched. It was one on Showtime, The Brotherhood, and
Speaker 1: that I think it was sort of loosely based on
Speaker 1: The Bulgers, and that one went away.
Speaker 2: No, you look at Billy Crystal and.
Speaker 1: Sorry I went off on a tangent. You really needed
Speaker 1: to regroup.
Speaker 2: There, No I did. I did, but I was thinking,
Speaker 2: you're lady completely didn't. I completely didn't understand anything you
Speaker 2: just said. But yes, you did not really stop playing dumb. No,
Speaker 2: You're not a dumb guy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty dumb listen, being able to figure out where
Speaker 1: to sit down on a zone with twenty two people
Speaker 1: fucking running around.
Speaker 2: That's different.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to you as a child, that you
Speaker 1: can't take a compliment, that you have to hide behind
Speaker 1: this pillow.
Speaker 2: My dad never gave me one.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you had one of those?
Speaker 2: Oh definitely did.
Speaker 1: You have to walk behind the station wagon with your
Speaker 1: cleats over your shoulder?
Speaker 2: Suburban? But yeah, we had the old ninety one bourbon
Speaker 2: everyone knew. Yeah it catches. Yeah, you take you something.
Speaker 2: Why did you have not literally used to get grounded
Speaker 2: if you get out of my fucking car, you piece
Speaker 2: of shit dude? It was I had a crazy life
Speaker 2: like that where I would get grounded if I didn't
Speaker 2: go for it for four in baseball, basketball turnovers, Dad
Speaker 2: make me. My dad heard a story that remember white
Speaker 2: chocolate Jason Williams, His dad tied his right hand to
Speaker 2: his behind his back and made him dribble with his
Speaker 2: left up and down the street. My dad used to
Speaker 2: make me do that, like my dad was psycho.
Speaker 1: You know. It's funny when I think about where were
Speaker 1: the moms during those eras.
Speaker 2: Someone was smoking a cigarettes watching just we're kind of
Speaker 2: trailer trash.
Speaker 1: Mine was inside.
Speaker 2: I know you're from Boston and I'm from California, even
Speaker 2: though you said I was from Kansas, but.
Speaker 1: You just sound like you're from Kansas and you're doing dip.
Speaker 1: You picked up a lot of bad habits, the intellect,
Speaker 1: the dip. Definitely, it's up Kansas. I'll be there in
Speaker 1: a week now, kidding. Actually, bucket list, I want to
Speaker 1: go to Jayhawks basketball game. I somehow became a fan
Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, a long time ago at the was
Speaker 1: at the fieldhouse or whatever field house?
Speaker 2: Why do you love sports? I still don't understand it.
Speaker 2: You know so much about this shit?
Speaker 1: Well, what else am I going to do? Watch CNN
Speaker 1: and Fox News and watch those guys lie and then
Speaker 1: go do blow and fuck the same hookers after their
Speaker 1: show's done. Why would I sit there and watch that?
Speaker 1: So then I try to watch sports, and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get away from all of this shit that I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: And now what do they have a baseball stand up
Speaker 1: for cancer? And everybody's crying about somebody who died from cancer.
Speaker 1: No one's saying, well, they turned our food supply into poison.
Speaker 1: They don't bring that part up. You just hold a
Speaker 1: sign that says Larry and you start crying. And I'm
Speaker 1: trying to watch a fucking baseball game. If you're not
Speaker 1: gonna do anything about the food supply, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see the people that you killed during game.
Speaker 2: So what's your Boston hierarchy of sports?
Speaker 1: Boston hierarchy? Well, well pick, I'll give you my my
Speaker 1: top five top five and okay, you gotta go, Bill Russell.
Speaker 1: As far as the Celtics hierarchy, Bill Russell, that's the foundation. Listen,
Speaker 1: are you gonna let me answer it? You're just gonna
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna Bobby Larry Bird.
Speaker 1: You probably lived in Southee and you stole cars, and
Speaker 1: you were good at math, and you said, how do
Speaker 1: you like them apples? Huh? Listen, I already I already
Speaker 1: was judging you because you were from Kansas, but the
Speaker 1: fact that you're from California. You know what's funny about
Speaker 1: Republicans is they love TV people. They were fucking because
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, like the other day, it's like
Speaker 1: they keep electing the host of a reality show TV star, right.
Speaker 1: They like the host of the Apprentice, they like Schwarzeneger movies,
Speaker 1: Reagan No, and then watching like Trump, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's doing. He's like talking about national security with
Speaker 1: doctor Phil. Have you seen his ratings now? It's like
Speaker 1: it's like Trump, this is a little more fucking important.
Speaker 1: And then he replaced a warmonger with dementia. The joke
Speaker 1: I've been doing my actors the last three president's elections.
Speaker 1: We're picking presidents the way the Browns pick quarterbacks. We got.
Speaker 1: We're in this vortex we got, we gotta get out
Speaker 1: of it. And then fortunately somebody comes along and whacks
Speaker 1: the CEO and gives us a chance to breathe a little.
Speaker 2: So who's the Baker?
Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing? Huh?
Speaker 2: Who's the Baker Mayfield of presidents? In that?
Speaker 1: I love Baker Maks.
Speaker 2: I do too, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what I love that. I love that Colin
Speaker 1: Cowhard has to stay up at night knowing he was
Speaker 1: wrong and can't get himself to admit it, and his
Speaker 1: desk is just going to keep getting bigger. I still
Speaker 1: have to go to a physical therapist. Looking up at
Speaker 1: him during those interviews I did on his show, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, look at that. Would you look at that,
Speaker 1: Ty debtmur, I can't.
Speaker 4: Even Charlie Fry isn't win from the Brady draft, Yes, Spurgeon.
Speaker 1: Brady Quinn Jake, well not the loan from uh the Panthers.
Speaker 1: They got rid of him. He was a fucking baller.
Speaker 1: He almost beat us. Uh, I was not afraid of
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl even remore Colt McCoy, dude, they they should,
Speaker 1: they should get all of these guys together and sit
Speaker 1: around the biggest round table you could ever get, like
Speaker 1: a forty seven person round table, and it's just called
Speaker 1: I was drafted number one by the Browns, and you
Speaker 1: and and you talk about all the success you had
Speaker 1: at all levels leading up to that, and then he
Speaker 1: went to the Browns and nobody blocked. And now for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, you go into a Dick
Speaker 1: Sporting Good and some mantated fat fuck gets to say
Speaker 1: you sucked, like that's that's what you're signing up for.
Speaker 2: Baker Bak won a playoff game for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what what? What is my fascination was? It
Speaker 1: wasn't always we were in the hierarchy of Boston, but
Speaker 1: oh okay, all right, Bill Russell Uh wait a second,
Speaker 1: stop throwing fucking bird in there. Everybody's gonna say Bird.
Speaker 1: There's other Matt Damon Ben a flat fucking mock Wahlberg.
Speaker 2: I'm a Billburg guy.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joey mack Alright, Bird, will that get you to stop?
Speaker 1: Will that get you to stop?
Speaker 2: All right? Russell, you notice my posture.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna be like laying flat by the
Speaker 1: end of this, crying about her childhood.
Speaker 2: So Ernie came in here and talked for three hours,
Speaker 2: and by the end he was like this sleeping all right.
Speaker 1: Well, there's two different lists. There's the people that I
Speaker 1: liked and then the best ever. Okay, some of them
Speaker 1: are on the same list, so like the best ever.
Speaker 1: You gotta go, Bird, I mean, uh Bill Russ Bird,
Speaker 1: I'm going like Celtics right now. And that's it. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm too old to remember anybody past the fucking nineties.
Speaker 1: Then he got it, Bobby orr who even warning Gretzky's
Speaker 1: I said, that's the greatest of all time. Cam Neely,
Speaker 1: cam Neely, you want fifty goals? And I beat the
Speaker 1: fuck out of your team? You know that guy? And
Speaker 1: he owned the Canadians when we couldn't beat the Canadians
Speaker 1: and we were all I'm like, oh, we'll go in
Speaker 1: to the form, we're gonna lose. He would get a
Speaker 1: hat trick on Patrick Waugh, who changed the game for move.
Speaker 2: On, Kenny Lely. Do you have a take on Olf Samuelson?
Speaker 1: Do I have a take on him?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: My only take on that guy is that whenever I
Speaker 1: hear Pittsburgh fans whining about what they did to Sidney
Speaker 1: Crosby in his career, it's like, you have Alf Samuelson
Speaker 1: in your ring of honor. So I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: I mean, live by this, sword, die by this. They
Speaker 1: also had Matt Cook. I mean, they just they like
Speaker 1: guys like that unless they're coming at them. So, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, whatever Ulf did, he had,
Speaker 1: he had like a long career, but I mean I
Speaker 1: just don't I don't think like going at somebody's knees.
Speaker 1: I don't think that, you know, Okay, So then what
Speaker 1: did what did that do for hockey? That took Cam
Speaker 1: Neely away? And then you're left with Alf Samuelson. So like,
Speaker 1: I don't mind guys that played physical and that type
Speaker 1: of thing. You know, the guys that were on the line,
Speaker 1: like Claude Claudeleineux. All right, that guy did a lot
Speaker 1: of dirty ship, but he could also he could play
Speaker 1: the game. So it's you know, I don't know, you
Speaker 1: know what, fuck you for bringing his name up all
Speaker 1: the fucking championships and.
Speaker 2: It's fucking sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but western Massachusetts, that's that's not even America. Forget
Speaker 1: about Massachusetts. That's just like people who can't find the
Speaker 1: Appalachian Trail. Look at his beard. Do you think he
Speaker 1: has running water in his house?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't either. And then as far as Patriots, I
Speaker 1: mean John Hannah, Andre Tippetti, you gotta go. Steve Grogan,
Speaker 1: one of the greatest, toughest fucking guys.
Speaker 2: Grogan, Dude.
Speaker 1: Grogan played the last five years of his career wearing
Speaker 1: a neck brace. He looked like he just got to
Speaker 1: a car accident. And he played on AstroTurf. And he
Speaker 1: would hold that fucking ball until the like the camera
Speaker 1: would always go at the ball. He would just see
Speaker 1: him fly out of frame as the ball went like
Speaker 1: that way, and he would just get up. The guy
Speaker 1: just would get up. Yeah, he was Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that naked bootleg on Monday Night football.
Speaker 2: Fifty yardists didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Fucking white guy giving us all hope we can run.
Speaker 1: I could make it. Uh Stanley Morgan, there it is.
Speaker 2: He wore.
Speaker 1: First of all, he had the same genetics as Peyton Manning,
Speaker 1: where they just had extra neck, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like usually the helmet fits the thing. I don't know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. You know, I don't think Peyton's
Speaker 1: that brighter guy. So he's always cheating on people, you
Speaker 1: know the papers. I think that that's what happened. I'm
Speaker 1: just fucking with I love Peyton, but the fucking guy.
Speaker 1: I did his show, and all he did was like
Speaker 1: he was like, remember when ELI did this. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, I don't remember when you did it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he always does that. Oh my god. The cheating ass Colts,
Speaker 1: the fucking cheating ass Colts. Brilliant dude.
Speaker 2: You know what, I didn't realize how much I hated
Speaker 2: the Colts until I started doing a podcast with Gronk
Speaker 2: and seeing how much he hated the Colts.
Speaker 1: Dude, you really hate the biggest whining bitches that ever.
Speaker 2: Fucking It's AFC Championship Banner runner up that's what they have.
Speaker 2: They have an AFC runner up.
Speaker 1: How about how about the fact their owners sat on
Speaker 1: the competition committee and made the way we were covering
Speaker 1: their receivers illegal, and then they stole our offense and
Speaker 1: won a fucking Super Bowl and they didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: which I don't give a fuck. It's a dirty game.
Speaker 1: But don't go around weighing a football, I mean, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Same amount of their footballs were underinflated, underinflated, and he
Speaker 2: hired this guy who said he was a scientist who wasn't.
Speaker 2: How about the fact that I still can't stand him
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: How about the fact that the owner of a losing
Speaker 1: team was allowed to conduct an independent investigation that was
Speaker 1: upheld by the NFL. Roger Goodell that appetizer eating fucking
Speaker 1: Fred Flintstone looking savage. Okay, I get it. You gotta
Speaker 1: protect your connections. I'm not a fan. The first thing
Speaker 1: Roger Goodell needs to do is buy a suit that
Speaker 1: fucking fits all right. He always looks like he just
Speaker 1: ate a bunch of potatoes. Skins that big duve Fred
Speaker 1: Flintstone had he he should have been like, you're not
Speaker 1: conducting an independent investigation. I do that, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be who the fuck are you? And he went like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, this looks pretty good. Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What was that quick question? Why do all comedians drink
Speaker 2: drink the liquid death?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I initially got into this ship because because it's rather
Speaker 1: than being a plastic bottle and.
Speaker 2: This you're so green friendly.
Speaker 1: You just you ask questions and then you fucking interrupt.
Speaker 1: I never even got to my list.
Speaker 2: Well, I just don't. I got random. I'm random eight
Speaker 2: so ripped.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's wearing women's shoes and now he's explaining
Speaker 1: away his behavior with diagnosis. Are you self diagnosed as
Speaker 1: add or don't know? Can I tell you something you
Speaker 1: don't You don't have a d d well childhood trauma. No,
Speaker 1: Well that if you actually sat still and you figure
Speaker 1: you sat and thought about what a dick your dad was,
Speaker 1: that's why that's me. I like me. My my dad
Speaker 1: was a fucking loom. I don't know what happened to
Speaker 1: him with old pipe smoker. By the time I met him,
Speaker 1: he was fucking ninety. I don't know what he did
Speaker 1: when he's still when he's still his last couple of
Speaker 1: years in the league when he was forty. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he did to my dad, but you know
Speaker 1: we all paid for it. So like, I literally cannot
Speaker 1: fucking sit still in my own house. I have to
Speaker 1: be doing I'm playing a guitar. I'm over here, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking making an egg. I'm just like, I'm all over
Speaker 1: the place.
Speaker 2: I'm right there with you. Yeah, but I was a
Speaker 2: little bit or like third grade. The principal brought my
Speaker 2: parents into the the office and said, yeah, we we
Speaker 2: recommend your your son needs riddling. My dad almost fought him.
Speaker 2: That's a good dad, because you ain't putting my kid
Speaker 2: on medicine. Frank, oh, Frank, you.
Speaker 1: Know, came up with riddling teachers who couldn't control the classroom,
Speaker 1: so they just started drugging class clowns.
Speaker 2: And that's me.
Speaker 1: And that's the story that they don't want you to know.
Speaker 1: So Russell Bird, you can fact check that on the internet,
Speaker 1: where you can lie your ass off on your grove.
Speaker 2: John Hannah, John Hannah, Mike Haynes, No Brady, Mike Haynes Hanes.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm still in pat Patriot years.
Speaker 2: I mean, how many fucking people are on the hierarchy
Speaker 2: usually I'm mount rost to you. Yet no, I didn't
Speaker 2: want to be on there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna to give you at the end of this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the hug your dad never gave you.
Speaker 2: I see him looking at me right now and really
Speaker 2: thinking about like, yeah, this kid's he needs a hug. No,
Speaker 2: he needs a hug.
Speaker 1: Or maybe I'm just projecting. Maybe I'm hoping that I
Speaker 1: could get a hug from the hands that caught that
Speaker 1: ball right off the turf. Maybe that could have Maybe
Speaker 1: you could hold me gently rocked me before I go
Speaker 1: to my next dancing monkey gig that I have to do.
Speaker 2: You do do you do do a lot of these
Speaker 2: dancing monkey gigs? Because I do?
Speaker 1: And this is probably the bottom of.
Speaker 2: The list, clearly not because three weeks ago Bill Burr
Speaker 2: actually showed up to the fucking house. I have him
Speaker 2: on my goddamn.
Speaker 1: I clicked on the wrong address and I fucking came
Speaker 1: to the house and they were like, you're not here
Speaker 1: for like another three weeks, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I mean that is my day, every fucking day, Like
Speaker 1: I just wake up and you know, I got to
Speaker 1: start moving forward to get the demons behind me. It's
Speaker 1: I call it the smoke. I gotta stay ahead of
Speaker 1: the smoke. So I I I clicked on the wrong
Speaker 1: day and I ended up out here how far away
Speaker 1: was supposed to be on this side of the you know,
Speaker 1: oh over there. You know, it was what it was.
Speaker 1: And then I got there and it didn't matter, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I was like all stressed out.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's like so
Speaker 1: one of these times just arbitrary, like you know, ten
Speaker 1: o'clock whenever you want to get here, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: like being late.
Speaker 2: You weren't he was, actually you were ten minutes early here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I had to eat my avocado.
Speaker 2: Avocado. Okay, so we have we have the hierarchy of athletes.
Speaker 2: What's the high?
Speaker 1: I know, we never even got through it. Keep going,
Speaker 1: all right? So then I get to you guy, all right,
Speaker 1: Ben Coates, I love it. Type Russ Francis. I forgot
Speaker 1: Russ Francis.
Speaker 2: Fucking good.
Speaker 1: Uh Steve Nelson, Uh, Bill and Kitis, Leon Gray, Raymond Claiborne,
Speaker 1: Tim Fox, Ohio State, Oh my god, that guy used
Speaker 1: to fucking hit people. Sam Cunningham, come on, Stanley Morgan,
Speaker 1: I said him, said, all right, okay, now we're in
Speaker 1: Drew Bledsoe, Ben Coates, Curtis Martin.
Speaker 2: Bloodsoe, you loved blood. Everyone loved Bloodsoe.
Speaker 1: Teddy dude, he made us legit. Uh Teddy Bruce Ki Uh,
Speaker 1: Willie McGinnis, will Yeah, I mean all of the fucking guys.
Speaker 1: All of the guys, all of the fucking guys.
Speaker 2: What about your sports, Tom Brady, how does your fandom
Speaker 2: in sports go? Does it?
Speaker 1: And then I can only pick one white wide receiver,
Speaker 1: so I'll go with Wes.
Speaker 2: Welker standard standard.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Julian Edelman, you're on the list, buddy.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I didn't forget about you.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much you ever fail me. I'll
Speaker 1: never make you get out of the car.
Speaker 2: Did have to walk home from a practice one because
Speaker 2: of that?
Speaker 1: There you go, and you know it's funny. You know
Speaker 1: what's funny about being brought up like that is then
Speaker 1: your idea of what being good and normal is just
Speaker 1: you know, a little east of how you grew up,
Speaker 1: and you don't realize you're you're you know, until you
Speaker 1: meet somebody, hopefully that grew up in a good family.
Speaker 1: Like I remember one of my brothers, right was got
Speaker 1: into it with a girlfriend and he was going off
Speaker 1: on her and she goes, stop yelling at me, and
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm not yelling.
Speaker 2: That's yelling.
Speaker 1: That's what he did, like and she had never heard that.
Speaker 2: I hear that all the time that I yell. I
Speaker 2: don't think I agree with that. I'm not yelling. I
Speaker 2: just speak loud.
Speaker 1: My problem is is when someone is taking advantage of me.
Speaker 1: I have an inability to express my feelings without using
Speaker 1: the F word, Like God helped me. If when you die,
Speaker 1: God's gonna judge you and he starts bringing up my stuff,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna be I mean, come here, you
Speaker 1: gotta get me a fucking break. I was fucking. I
Speaker 1: immediately would start talking like that. Back into a corner,
Speaker 1: I go F word. Some people start swinging. I don't
Speaker 1: I go. I go F word, F bombs, F bombs.
Speaker 1: Like I sit there and like in my like when
Speaker 1: I because I know I'm crazy, Like if I have
Speaker 1: to have a confrontation with somebody, I am outside in
Speaker 1: my backyard walking around whispering what I want to say,
Speaker 1: and then I get all wound up, and then I'm
Speaker 1: whispering for okay, it's just something I.
Speaker 2: Want to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're a bad guy, but you know,
Speaker 1: And then like five minutes saying, I mean, you know, dude,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you can't fucking say that you didn't
Speaker 1: fucking know that you were fucking dog, I can back down, okay,
Speaker 1: And I just like, I just and I'll do that
Speaker 1: for like forty minutes, and and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: how many.
Speaker 2: People are in your head?
Speaker 1: Is you're like, oh, that's a great question. You can
Speaker 1: let me finish this list. Okay, there's uh the what
Speaker 1: did I used to say? I don't fucking care. I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. There's that kid is uh. There's
Speaker 1: the belief guy way back in the head, belief, way
Speaker 1: back in the head, and he kind of does that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I don't care. There's that guy.
Speaker 1: And that's all from like when shit was happening to me.
Speaker 1: It was the only way you could deal with it.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I don't care. There's low
Speaker 1: self esteem guy, There's delusional guy. There's a lot in there.
Speaker 1: There's a lot in there. It's definitely a full sized car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe an suv. There's a lot of people in there,
Speaker 1: but the one that is the belief guy was the
Speaker 1: one that I would always go to because I had to,
Speaker 1: because I had I had not because other than that,
Speaker 1: it was bleak. Well, Jesus, that was sad.
Speaker 2: Very sad.
Speaker 1: No, you could not have been more emotionless. That was sad,
Speaker 1: very sad, very sad. All right, well, I felt like
Speaker 1: we were right at the end of the therapy session.
Speaker 1: All right, I need to make more money, so you
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Try not to make
Speaker 1: eye contact with the person in the waiting room. Is
Speaker 1: there ever anything worse than the overlap? You know when
Speaker 1: you go long and then you see the next person
Speaker 1: and then they see You're like, ah, yeah, you're fucked
Speaker 1: up too. Huh. You know what's funny about your your
Speaker 1: lack of emotion, it pairs well with your eyes.
Speaker 2: Are you looking deeper?
Speaker 1: There's something about you have like husky eyes, like that's
Speaker 1: the one dog. You don't know what the fuck it's
Speaker 1: thinking because the eyes, the eyes are like mirrors, Like
Speaker 1: is it gonna pull the sledder? Is it going to
Speaker 1: use me as a food source. Like, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: We're just just.
Speaker 2: You're looking deep into my eyes. I like that.
Speaker 1: Listen, you can try to make this as gay as
Speaker 1: you want while you wear those things. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't give a shit. I'm just letting you know. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're thinking.
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to gay? What is it? What?
Speaker 1: What is what? Where are we going? Your eyes, your sneakers,
Speaker 1: soccer mom's sweatpants. What are you transitioning?
Speaker 2: We're transitioning. We got a transition fifty in the books.
Speaker 2: We gotta get we gotta get in bill.
Speaker 1: Are they starting some women's football league? You want to dominate.
Speaker 2: Fascist sports?
Speaker 1: Why did you cut your deck off growing? I couldn't
Speaker 1: shut it off.
Speaker 2: Women's flag football, flag football, fascist growing sport for women
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am a fan of women's sports, and you
Speaker 1: know what, women need to be fans too, you know,
Speaker 1: and stop bitching at us because we're not watching it.
Speaker 1: You need to go out and support women. Okay, stop
Speaker 1: fucking just putting your hands up at a Beyonce concert
Speaker 1: and thinking that's all you have to do with your life.
Speaker 1: You have a lot more supporting to do. Okay, So dude,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking killing on this part. I hope you appreciate this.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I just got so much MATERI sit next to you.
Speaker 1: I like your old man walking in the mall.
Speaker 2: Socks, got it? I bought those off Amazon. This is
Speaker 2: dicky socks.
Speaker 1: There's two times in your life your doctor tells you
Speaker 1: to go for a walk. The first time you become
Speaker 1: a fat fuck and he tells you to take up golf.
Speaker 1: Then all these fat focks go there, and what's the
Speaker 1: first thing they do? They get a cart, right, and
Speaker 1: then you just drive around in the knife hole. They
Speaker 1: load up on calories, and if you don't drop of
Speaker 1: a heart attack fall out of the cart, at some
Speaker 1: point you live longer. Then they tell you to walk
Speaker 1: in these abandoned malls, and then from your calves down
Speaker 1: you have the exact fucking footwear. The only thing you
Speaker 1: need is the velcrow stress bell cru one of them,
Speaker 1: like it has to be bigger than the other, like
Speaker 1: one of your legs is retaining fluid.
Speaker 2: Those compression socks. Thoughts on this the current state of
Speaker 2: the Patriots. No, Bill, can I call you Bill Will? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's fine, right, Why would you call me? Will?
Speaker 1: What point did you?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I called Bill Belichick Will.
Speaker 1: Oh you do?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No? No?
Speaker 1: Did you ever get inside that head?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: He doesn't let anyone in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well he's the modern day Paul Brown. Do you ever
Speaker 1: read on what Paul Brown did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he started the Browns and then he went down
Speaker 2: to Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: In other words, you didn't no.
Speaker 2: If he could read, he would though if I could read.
Speaker 1: Paul Brown was in the league. It was called like
Speaker 1: the something, the AAFL, some fucking thing like that.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: They went three years, the Cleveland Browns with Auto Graham
Speaker 1: the first Tom Brady right fucking wins. They win the
Speaker 1: championship all three years. Then he goes into the NFL
Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty and the NFL was laughing at them,
Speaker 1: saying they're not gonna do shit, and he ends up
Speaker 1: going to the championship game like four years in a
Speaker 1: row and wins one, either two or three of them.
Speaker 1: Then Bobby Lane came with the Lions. So one of
Speaker 1: the things that they did with him is they tried
Speaker 1: to figure out, how is this guy winning so many games?
Speaker 1: And what it was was he was the first guy
Speaker 1: that took the kicking aspect of the game seriously. And
Speaker 1: he had a field goal kicker what the fuck was
Speaker 1: it was an offensive lineman, of course, and he was
Speaker 1: kicking straight on what's oh yeah, what was his name? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And this guy was lights out lou grou the toe grozer.
Speaker 1: There you go. So and they were winning all of
Speaker 1: these games by three points and two points and everything.
Speaker 1: So he was the guy like it was. It was
Speaker 1: him realizing that that was important and that could be
Speaker 1: a competitive advantage. That oh my god, how did I
Speaker 1: leave off? Adam Vinitari? Oh he is he? Is he
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2: Yet have they put they put out this year?
Speaker 1: Fucking ridiculous? Okay, that guy is first ballot, no question,
Speaker 1: Hall of Famer. Adam vinitariy apologies, he probably shut this
Speaker 1: podcast off walking around. They never got it. You're never
Speaker 1: gonna with knowledge as kickers is that?
Speaker 2: I was a Gaskowski guy? Who's that was?
Speaker 1: That? The guy was kind of fat.
Speaker 2: That was our kicker for my whole career. That oh
Speaker 2: Staniskowski Guskowski Steve Gazkowski.
Speaker 1: Oh I think you said, go to Kowski. I listen.
Speaker 1: You get to a certain age you can't remember kickers' names.
Speaker 1: I'm at that age.
Speaker 2: I get it. I can't remember a lot of things.
Speaker 1: You know, I liked with a dolt. Remember Reggie Robi
Speaker 1: No for the Dolphins.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who was the guy that had the
Speaker 2: block foot? My dad always talked about him.
Speaker 1: Dem yeah, yep, and beat the Lions. That's why the
Speaker 1: Lions they got to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like they've been losing for almost
Speaker 1: seventy years, since forty seven years, since there was yeah,
Speaker 1: the forty and they've lost to everybody.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. No eye contact, No,
Speaker 2: I haven't think. I don't. I can't make eye contact.
Speaker 1: Oh when you think yeah, when I think, well, let's work,
Speaker 1: you're intimidating. No, let's work on that. Let's work on that.
Speaker 1: You have some nice blue stare into my eyes and
Speaker 1: explain the four minute of this. You should have called
Speaker 1: my bluff because I wouldn't be able to handle it.
Speaker 1: Because when he looks at you long enough, you can
Speaker 1: smell the mint of his fucking jew is.
Speaker 2: Harry Gance gold Bandit Copenhagen.
Speaker 1: Copenhagen, Do you know bad? I want to try that,
Speaker 1: but I know I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't throw up right away we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: You couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: I like that reverse psychology.
Speaker 2: No, I'm telling you, dude, you know what you guys
Speaker 2: can't You can't do it.
Speaker 1: Just at the end of this pockcast smash cut to
Speaker 1: me puking in his backyard and then just got told you, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Told you so, can wed you Paul Brown? We were
Speaker 2: talking about Paul Brown.
Speaker 1: No, we got passed. I want to check just where
Speaker 1: you stopped listening.
Speaker 2: Started this in Sinanati, Bengals. Yes, and the Browns.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what came out of that and what came
Speaker 1: out of that. But the West Coast offense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with Bill Walsh it's the Midwest.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And because they had that quarterback with that unbelievable
Speaker 1: arm and then he got hurt because I think it
Speaker 1: was a rotator cuff and they didn't know how to
Speaker 1: deal with that back then, so then they had to
Speaker 1: do the short quick passes that yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they replaced the run with short pass Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because the quarterback blew out of his arm.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. The guy had Bill Walsh to
Speaker 1: his dieing day said, whoever the fuck that guy was,
Speaker 1: was the greatest talent he ever saw that quarterback. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that might I don't know if that was a
Speaker 1: dig with him Montana, I don't know what, but that's
Speaker 1: what he said. And then he was next in line
Speaker 1: when Paul Brown stepped down. But Paul Brown, I don't know,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, thought that Bill Walsh had some mental issues.
Speaker 1: And not only did he he pass over him, he
Speaker 1: sort of motherfucked him around the league. Yeah, So then
Speaker 1: he went to San Diego, became like a receivers of
Speaker 1: quarterbacks coach, then went to Stanford, rebuilt his career, and
Speaker 1: ironically enough, eighty one plays the Bengals in the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl before they and they said, do you feel is
Speaker 1: this anything extra special because it's the Bengals? And he
Speaker 1: said no. In the first play they called was some
Speaker 1: classic razzle dazzle Paul Brown shit from the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 1: That was his fuck you to him, and then he wonted,
Speaker 1: how fucking I just that's that's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: ones as far as you know, people not believing in
Speaker 1: you and then coming back and rubbing the nosing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, No, No, because I just thought about when
Speaker 2: I was a kid.
Speaker 1: You guys, I want you guys to do a compilation
Speaker 1: of his underwhelmed responses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, cool. I thought about it.
Speaker 1: If you had an astronaut on here yet talking about
Speaker 1: walking on the moon.
Speaker 2: A rocky scientist Matty Patricia, No, I was thinking about
Speaker 2: Bill Walsh. I actually when I was a kid, because
Speaker 2: I grew up in the Bay Area, I was rehabbing
Speaker 2: my I broke my back in high school from overuse
Speaker 2: stress fracture, and I was rehabbing.
Speaker 1: And your dad, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well that's three hundred cuts a night, and you're taking
Speaker 2: three hundred batting practice swings a night, and we're out.
Speaker 1: Jesus, did you ever read Andrea Augusty's book, No, open, dude,
Speaker 1: it's forget about a sword. It's what you can read.
Speaker 1: Not really sit in the backyard, get yourself from deep right.
Speaker 1: You can listen to it.
Speaker 2: That's that's right.
Speaker 1: You know what they have now for adults. They have
Speaker 1: people that read you a story. It is Once upon
Speaker 1: a time. My name was Andrea Augusty. The amazing thing
Speaker 1: about that guy is he didn't even want to play tennis.
Speaker 1: His dad decided he was going to be a tennis player,
Speaker 1: and not only does he become a professional tennis player,
Speaker 1: he becomes one of the greats of all time and
Speaker 1: one of a handful of people to win on all
Speaker 1: three surfaces. Yeah, Clay the grass, in the in the
Speaker 1: in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: And it's one of the most incredible books I've read
Speaker 1: because it's like, you know, Open Championships, and then also
Speaker 1: he's like totally just saying he's that. You just don't
Speaker 1: feel like there's one lie in the book. It's amazing that.
Speaker 1: And and Steve Gorman's book about being the Drummer and
Speaker 1: the Black Crows. You get like three pages into that book,
Speaker 1: You're like, this man's not getting back together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta I gotta check that out. I've watched
Speaker 2: some ship on Andrea Gacy. He had that he was
Speaker 2: all on like drugs and ship too, right, wasn't he
Speaker 2: like he got it into like crack.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that part of the book.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I just remember as a bald guy when he started.
Speaker 1: He went bald early, but.
Speaker 2: He had long hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was like super hairy. He was like
Speaker 1: super hairy, So you know, the super hairy guys always,
Speaker 1: that's why you like him. No, So he was he
Speaker 1: was saying he had a piece, he was wearing a piece,
Speaker 1: and he was playing in this big match and he
Speaker 1: was sweating so much he was worried it was gonna
Speaker 1: come off, and it fucked him up. He just talks
Speaker 1: about everything. He was on TV wearing a fucking two
Speaker 1: pey with the most epic mullet anybody had ever seen,
Speaker 1: and all these chicks loved him, and so much of
Speaker 1: his brand at that point was because he I think well,
Speaker 1: early on in his career he was like the sex symbol,
Speaker 1: all the ones that the chicks liked, but he hadn't
Speaker 1: won anything big yet, so that was all. You know,
Speaker 1: the man tit guys were given him shit about that.
Speaker 1: So if that thing came, oh my god, I mean
Speaker 1: he never he never would have liked that. First of all,
Speaker 1: that would have been all the sponsorship gone. I mean,
Speaker 1: I want to if you can recover from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can. I think that's just because you're bald.
Speaker 2: You're probably insecure about dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, not no, no, Once you shave a head,
Speaker 1: you don't give a fuck. You know what's great about
Speaker 1: this haircut. I'm always ready to go, always always, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just throw a shirt on. People think I
Speaker 1: took a shower. I'm showered in weeks.
Speaker 2: Do you shine it? Huh? How come it's so shining?
Speaker 1: Do you put a super white because I have superior genes?
Speaker 2: But like, how often do you shave it?
Speaker 1: But I said that, I go, this is gonna go
Speaker 1: one of two ways. They're you gonna laugh at that
Speaker 1: joke or get really silent, like, oh Jesus, Bill, you
Speaker 1: really are from Massachusetts because LA is so open minded.
Speaker 1: I love how they had like this vibe, like they're
Speaker 1: fucking open minded. And every time the Lakers win a championship,
Speaker 1: within two minutes a police car is overturned and on fire.
Speaker 1: What is that an expression of how happy non white
Speaker 1: people are in this city? All right?
Speaker 2: Cool? Go ahead, awesome Belichick at UNC, what are our
Speaker 2: thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I I like that he's back coaching,
Speaker 1: But I'm also I'm sort of more fascinated with this
Speaker 1: move that college football is doing. Like how much is
Speaker 1: the NFL freaking out about a football march madness at
Speaker 1: the end of their NFL schedule? I mean, who the
Speaker 1: fuck is excited about Week seventeen eighteen when I can
Speaker 1: watch the first time ever what is it eighteen? Teams
Speaker 1: are gonna go out, it's gonna be it's gonna be insane.
Speaker 1: And now I can watch guilt free because they're getting paid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have to sit there and think, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: there's some booster making all of this money. He's got
Speaker 1: a yacht, you know, and some blow and all of this,
Speaker 1: And like that Willis mcgahey hits one of the hardest
Speaker 1: plays I've ever seen to watch as far as first grotesque,
Speaker 1: and then also like the kid made no money, how
Speaker 1: about his agent, huh on the phone with him? Good
Speaker 1: for him? Good for him. So I'm more fascinated with that.
Speaker 1: And then Okay, so now you got this guy that
Speaker 1: was what forty years in the NFL, and now he's
Speaker 1: coming down there, and I think I'm like crazy. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of college coaches have haven't had to
Speaker 1: deal with players getting paid on like a lot some
Speaker 1: of them coach the NFL, went up to NFL, came
Speaker 1: back down or whatever. But I think he's sort of
Speaker 1: built more for this.
Speaker 2: And then time.
Speaker 1: But then I'm wondering if he's gonna do that second
Speaker 1: round draft pick thing that he did, or if he's
Speaker 1: gonna take the blue chip guy.
Speaker 2: You know, you know it's it's gonna be interesting because
Speaker 2: I've thought about this. You look at free agency in
Speaker 2: the NFL that's now transfer portal. You look at the
Speaker 2: draft that's high school. But the draft you have to
Speaker 2: draft guys in height. Like recruiting a guy in high
Speaker 2: school you get full rain, so him being able to
Speaker 2: scout guys for his scheme at an endless supply when
Speaker 2: it it's really coming down to money now, and it's
Speaker 2: just about how you're gonna handle your roster of money.
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna do pretty good. It's pro football.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go literally pro football now right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on a limb and say, UNC is
Speaker 1: never one of college football championship. They've always been a
Speaker 1: basketball Taylor.
Speaker 4: They had some stars, Julius Peppers, Mac Brown coach.
Speaker 1: That was not the question. Western Mass.
Speaker 2: Come on, West Mass, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Well coming to the end here. I'm just fucking with you, dude.
Speaker 1: The fact that you came at me so nice, like
Speaker 1: why would you do that? Now? I feel bad that
Speaker 1: I said that, all right, we.
Speaker 4: Built the show. Is like, man, Bill Burr could be
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill, we wanted Bill Burr on this show. Jewels
Speaker 2: is usually better at being well.
Speaker 1: That's why I showed him a month earlier. I heard,
Speaker 1: I heard the buzz around Hollywood.
Speaker 2: We wanted you.
Speaker 1: You know what, Bill Burr already has a podcast. You know,
Speaker 1: we should pitch him another another podcast.
Speaker 2: Another one, the second one.
Speaker 1: I love that one.
Speaker 2: You like it?
Speaker 1: I love that one. I just like hearing you guys
Speaker 1: like I don't know talk yeah, I know, but like
Speaker 1: some of the ship that like that comes out about
Speaker 1: guys you didn't want to play against what you were
Speaker 1: going through during the game or or just all of
Speaker 1: that stuff. It's it's I think that's why I love
Speaker 1: the Mannings. Just it's so funny to just see them
Speaker 1: now his fans watching the game, but like the psycho
Speaker 1: level that they're watching it on is uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what was always like the magic in the broadcast booth.
Speaker 1: You had a guy who went to you know, journalism, yeah,
Speaker 1: had a command of the English language, you know, and
Speaker 1: then you'd bring in a former player and he could
Speaker 1: add like color yes, it's that used to work.
Speaker 2: Now where do we go, Bull Belichick?
Speaker 1: We didn't Oh we didn't finish that.
Speaker 2: We haven't finished, like maybe eighty percent finished.
Speaker 1: I also invested in this company. Full disclosure, full disclosure.
Speaker 2: I invested in this coming the water wars here he
Speaker 2: did this water wars? Bubs? Oh yeah, this bad boy
Speaker 2: right here is nine?
Speaker 1: How many years in a warehouse did that one sit? Versus?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Fresh water right from my tap with a filter. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean mountain water? What is what is your mine
Speaker 1: claims mountain water?
Speaker 2: What is your claim outline? Enhanced water?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: It balances your pH what do you get your period? No?
Speaker 2: But it for your inflammation? No? But do you just
Speaker 2: lay off sugar or you just drink my water?
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm gonna stare deep into your husky eyes right now,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to say that I have There's a
Speaker 1: sixty percent part of me thinks alcohol alkaline. It doesn't even.
Speaker 2: Exist same.
Speaker 1: Honestly, It's like didn't they say with like like uh electrolytes,
Speaker 1: Like that's not even a thing.
Speaker 2: That's just like a word, like all electrolytes are salt.
Speaker 2: So what you do is when you have an electrolyte
Speaker 2: and you put electrolytes in your water, you're putting salt
Speaker 2: in your water, so your body absorbs the water and
Speaker 2: you don't piss it out. So that's how your body
Speaker 2: holds the water.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. I believe that, because alcohol alkaline,
Speaker 1: you were holding tension and then when I brought up electrolytes,
Speaker 1: you relaxed into the couch.
Speaker 2: I'm like, now, well, I know because Brady always put
Speaker 2: the fucking electrolytes in his water and had to do
Speaker 2: that whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, isn't that gatorade?
Speaker 2: Did he that sugar in water? So what did he.
Speaker 1: Have his own gatorade?
Speaker 2: He had drops that he would put in his water
Speaker 2: that were just salt water drops.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Literally anytime he would you would sit and watch him
Speaker 2: put thirty drops of the every anytime, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's like funny now that someone took it to that level.
Speaker 1: But I guarantee you, like everybody, that's that's going to
Speaker 1: be like normal now, like oh it is. Everybody is
Speaker 1: gonna be a thing. Now Now there's like or people
Speaker 1: are going to play into their well, into their forties, you.
Speaker 2: Think, no, no, like him. You gotta be touched by God. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, that's like forty five, not well into
Speaker 2: like that. That that's insane, And he's fucked it up
Speaker 2: for everyone because now everyone thinks quarterbacks can play that long.
Speaker 2: Like we look at Kirk Cousins who tore achilles at
Speaker 2: like thirty five, and we think, this guy, we're gonna
Speaker 2: pay him one hundred and eighty million dollars.
Speaker 1: The achilles injury. Used to that was the end of
Speaker 1: your career. Now look now, like I remember when, uh,
Speaker 1: when Kobe rests his soul, when he blew out his achilles,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you know, this is that you know,
Speaker 1: don't have an end like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's the worst, right, and uh, whatever the hell he did.
Speaker 1: He went to Germany. They spun his blood. Now they
Speaker 1: do that over here, spinning in the blood. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. And he came back and you know,
Speaker 1: he's still old, but he was still he never like
Speaker 1: played at a level that was embarrassing. Like he was
Speaker 1: great for the rest of his career. I think Dan Marino, Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn Marino. He uh, he had an Achilles issue. What
Speaker 1: was that early nineties?
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: Look at that, I went full circle. This is what
Speaker 1: happens with two traumatic children is after a while, neither
Speaker 1: ones looking at each other, just sort of self soothing,
Speaker 1: rubbing your head, just staring into the honeycomb wood, being like,
Speaker 1: I wonder why he decided to do that? Was that
Speaker 1: just a break up the pattern? Or does that make
Speaker 1: it sound better in here?
Speaker 2: Cool? Let's get into this segment.
Speaker 4: Hold, and before we move on from from Bill Belichick,
Speaker 4: we found out through Bond John bon Jovi that Bill
Speaker 4: Belichick is an avid drummer. Did you know that? No,
Speaker 4: he's a huge drummer. Drummers like toured with bon Jovi
Speaker 4: in the off season.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Do you think you and Belichick can do a duet
Speaker 2: drumming thing together?
Speaker 1: A duet and usually a drum off usually compete with
Speaker 1: that duet. You gotta be really good because you've got
Speaker 1: to be playing the exec Uh. Yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: fascinating to watch him play drums.
Speaker 2: That'd be fascinating.
Speaker 1: Funny if he if he just let it all go,
Speaker 1: it was like making like a stag face and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Oh my god, there's a personality in there.
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing him like, h you know, it's a
Speaker 1: seven eight times on the first and then we went
Speaker 1: to the course. It's a basic rock track bill. What
Speaker 1: do you think about the next song you're about to play?
Speaker 1: Why notes, we're onto it. It's like this song, you know,
Speaker 1: it's another song, and this one's a couple seconds shorter,
Speaker 1: but we're still gonna give it just as much as
Speaker 1: we we did on the previous song.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: People never understood that he knew I'm not giving you
Speaker 1: any boletin board material, like that's what he was doing.
Speaker 1: So then the sports writers would attack him for having
Speaker 1: no personality and all of that crap, and it's just like, no,
Speaker 1: he's making your job difficult. You have to work. And
Speaker 1: then they love the guy like Rex Ryan, like I'm
Speaker 1: not going up there to GISs their ring. Look doing
Speaker 1: that dumb shit?
Speaker 2: You know what? The article just wrote itself. So we
Speaker 2: would we would literally we would have a guy. We
Speaker 2: had a guy came in every year to teach us
Speaker 2: on how to handle the media and deflect. He was
Speaker 2: the guy who had to handle all the questions after
Speaker 2: nine to eleven for the for the fucking White House.
Speaker 2: He would come in and teach us on how to deflect.
Speaker 1: It must have been the quickest job interview ever. What's
Speaker 1: your background on this eleven? All right, tell everybody else.
Speaker 2: We got our guy. I think he was a Navy admiral.
Speaker 2: I forgot his name, and I know him. He's a
Speaker 2: good I feel bad, but yeah, so we we would
Speaker 2: have this guy come teach us, and it's it's pretty
Speaker 2: crazy if you listen to when coaches and players talk
Speaker 2: to the media, they'll literally give you game plans, like
Speaker 2: when a coach says, you know, coach, what do you
Speaker 2: got to do this week to win the game. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, we got to run the football and we
Speaker 2: got to do good. So you know that they're going
Speaker 2: to be trying to emphasize.
Speaker 1: I always just thought that that has to be a misdirection,
Speaker 1: like they got to be saying they could.
Speaker 2: But a lot of the times they do what they say.
Speaker 2: And Bill was always like, I'm not saying anything to
Speaker 2: give them anything. So that's why it came.
Speaker 1: Why didn't he just say that to him, like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not this monotone. I just know what you guys
Speaker 1: are doing, and you're gonna give my the other team
Speaker 1: a competitive advantage, you know.
Speaker 2: With injuries all that, like, well, why would we have
Speaker 2: to give up? Like why would he ever talk about
Speaker 2: an injury? Why would you give a timeline on an injury.
Speaker 2: That's why whenever we had an injury, he'd always say,
Speaker 2: just worry about what you got to do to get
Speaker 2: that done. Because you go out there and you say, oh,
Speaker 2: we're back in four weeks after you you sprain an ankle,
Speaker 2: and then it takes five weeks and you're getting more questions, well,
Speaker 2: was there a setback or if you come back early.
Speaker 2: You know, when you give a timeline, it fucks everything up.
Speaker 1: So that's why you're gonna get hammered with questions.
Speaker 2: Hammered more. So. That's why you always were coy whenever
Speaker 2: it came.
Speaker 1: They're not they're not your friends, No, no, that's but
Speaker 1: I've always loved how they get upset though, if you're
Speaker 1: not like an open book to him, and when they
Speaker 1: just it's like, well, you guys are constantly fucking people over.
Speaker 1: You're constantly trying to cause controversy where it isn't even there.
Speaker 1: Like the local sports media, like in New York and Boston.
Speaker 1: I don't read it out here, but like I was,
Speaker 1: you would read the articles. It's like, are you four
Speaker 1: or against our teams here? Like in New York, Like
Speaker 1: New York, like they were questioning Eli after he beat
Speaker 1: us twice, like what like what more does this guy
Speaker 1: have to do?
Speaker 2: Coughlin was on the hot seat each year he fucking
Speaker 2: won a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: That's the reason they are in the situation they're in
Speaker 1: right now is because they let that guy go.
Speaker 2: I think I think he's still he's dead now, Oh.
Speaker 1: Isn't it. Then he go down to Jacksonville.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's he was old. They had to let
Speaker 2: him go.
Speaker 1: All right, Well there goes my theory.
Speaker 2: Jack Let's power through this. Let's get into the games.
Speaker 2: Get into these Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Really wait, we're going into the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do it real quick.
Speaker 1: How fucking long is this podcast?
Speaker 2: Were quick? Quick? Quick? Quick?
Speaker 7: Dolphins are coming off a beat down to the Niners
Speaker 7: in Super Bowl nineteen twelve and four. This is Don Shula,
Speaker 7: Dan Marino, Dwight Stevenson, some Hall of Favors on this team.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: Dan Reno's coming off his incredible MVP season.
Speaker 1: Arguably the greatest season statistically, if you see how the
Speaker 1: game was played, that he had forty eight touchdowns, and
Speaker 1: the way that you could manhandle receivers and the quarterbacks
Speaker 1: and all of that, and the fact that he put
Speaker 1: those numbers up and they lasted from eighty four, I
Speaker 1: want to say, till Drew Brees in like twenty ten,
Speaker 1: So it lasted for almost thirty years that season that
Speaker 1: it was like literally like Wayne Gretzky numbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I also have a take on those elite
Speaker 2: seasons of the past, like the Bear they had like
Speaker 2: two hundred and seventy pound linebackers. When you throw four
Speaker 2: receivers on the field, those guys can't cover space. So
Speaker 2: like these new age offenses like the run and shoot
Speaker 2: that Dan Reno used to run the West Coast.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, who had two hundred and seventy pound linebackers.
Speaker 2: Well, just in general, the linebacker in linebackers were like
Speaker 2: two fifty. No, yeah, they were huge, though, I'm just
Speaker 2: saying they're fifty.
Speaker 1: The defensive lineman was like two seventy. I looked at
Speaker 1: the back of my football cards you just played the
Speaker 1: game with. I had football cards. And then the big
Speaker 1: thing this season was the refrigerator Perry he got you
Speaker 1: know how much he weighed three three hundred and five pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now they have entire like lines but that way like that.
Speaker 2: But those the linebackers of this generation and the d linemen,
Speaker 2: they weren't space guys. They were there to stop the run.
Speaker 2: The forty six, the Bear that was all linebackers and linemen.
Speaker 2: You do that to a league a team, now, they're
Speaker 2: just gonna spread you out and shred you. And a
Speaker 2: lot of these teams, like the Dolphins and the Niners
Speaker 2: of the past, they had these quick hitting throws which
Speaker 2: were almost they were designed to beat these big teams,
Speaker 2: you know, so like you had an edge on these
Speaker 2: guys because these guys couldn't cover. They were too innovative
Speaker 2: with these offenses. So when you have a guy.
Speaker 1: Like what great point. Yeah, okay, First of all, nobody
Speaker 1: figured that out. These guys did it. These guys exposed them.
Speaker 2: Well, they did and created the Nickel defense because of it.
Speaker 2: He was the first one to take a linebacker out
Speaker 2: and bring a third corner in in.
Speaker 1: And uh, I understand that. Did Don Shula figured that out?
Speaker 1: Did Don Shula have five white guys back there to
Speaker 1: try and like what I'm saying is, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: talk about this game.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: And I understand that because you played in a different era,
Speaker 1: I'm getting into your feelings.
Speaker 8: Nice.
Speaker 1: I also know it has nothing to do with the game.
Speaker 1: It has more to do with you and your father. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna debate you on this. You're
Speaker 1: a professional football player. But it's just like I would
Speaker 1: just say as a fan. For some reason, the first
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know how many weeks, everybody was getting
Speaker 1: fucking raped by this team. And he came in and
Speaker 1: he wasn't dinking and Duncan down the field. He was throwing.
Speaker 1: He was fucking onloading on these people. And like I said,
Speaker 1: when you look at their defense, you know, look at
Speaker 1: the fucking names on this roster. I'm not shitting on
Speaker 1: these guys, but this is not like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they had this guy, they had that guy, they had
Speaker 1: that guy. The whole team was basically the Dolphins. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: was was Marino, Clayton, and Duper and they just, I
Speaker 1: don't know, they like unstoppable against this this defense that
Speaker 1: allegedly nobody could beat. So I don't know. And then
Speaker 1: the fact also that he saved the undefeated, you know,
Speaker 1: their undefeated season.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's what sucks is the AFC Championship
Speaker 1: game that year was the Patriots versus the Dolphins. We
Speaker 1: go down to the Orange Bowl. We had one there
Speaker 1: in forever, and it's the worst thing ever is we
Speaker 1: beat him. It was great as a Patriots fan. It
Speaker 1: led to the worst Super Bowl ever, and it could
Speaker 1: have been the rematch. It could have been the rematch.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, oh my god, if Dan
Speaker 1: Marino goes in and he beats him again, he beats
Speaker 1: him again, he beats this fucking unbeatable thing twice. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know it. It's just that there's
Speaker 1: a I call those the greatest games that never happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we covered that game with Gary Goman.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh the Orange Championship game, Holloway Brick by Brick crying afterwards.
Speaker 1: I went to the airport after both those games when
Speaker 1: we beat the Raid went down to Providence. You want
Speaker 1: to talk pre nine to eleven, A bunch of drunk
Speaker 1: Patriots fans on the tarmac. We just opened a door
Speaker 1: we were standing and you remember those things where the
Speaker 1: pickup trucks with the stairs would drive up.
Speaker 2: To the plane.
Speaker 1: We had commandeered one of those. I didn't get on it,
Speaker 1: but there was people who had gone all over the
Speaker 1: top of it. It was a fucking shit show. And
Speaker 1: these guys had to there was no security. They had
Speaker 1: to walk through all the fans. I still remember Julius
Speaker 1: Adams rest his soul, came walking by and had this
Speaker 1: brown leather jacket on. Somebody behind me went bam bam
Speaker 1: bam on his shoulder, just after he played football, and
Speaker 1: he turned around and gave me a death stare. I
Speaker 1: was like, who was that?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 1: Was sad guy? And we went down there after the
Speaker 1: Raiders game, there was probably a couple hundred people. After
Speaker 1: the Dolphins game, dude, there was like a thousand people.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure they've read one The airport's Providence. They
Speaker 1: wore flying to Providence. Yeah, yeah, you'd see, yeah, and
Speaker 1: they we were on. We were on. The fucking plane
Speaker 1: was pulling in and we had to like clear out
Speaker 1: like it was the end of some cartoon or something.
Speaker 2: You know, those are some of the coolest things. When
Speaker 2: the fans would do that. Like when we come home.
Speaker 2: After we came home after beating the Kansas City Chiefs
Speaker 2: in eighteen, we get back at like three in the morning,
Speaker 2: four in the morning, because you leave right after the game, right,
Speaker 2: And when we got there, there was probably ten thousand
Speaker 2: fans just chilling. And you can't do it like you
Speaker 2: said in the tar Maat and everything, but they would
Speaker 2: chill outside the gate, and that's like the coolest thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when the fucking you know, the communities out
Speaker 2: there four in the morning, fucking going to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I Tony Easton, I got the shake ca man.
Speaker 1: He had a member's only jacket, which was the ship
Speaker 1: maybe five.
Speaker 2: Still he came back their back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they are. I hate when shit's like in
Speaker 1: style and everybody wants it and then the second is
Speaker 1: out of style. Everybody acted like they didn't want it
Speaker 1: or they didn't have one of those things. Those fuck
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Skinny jeans.
Speaker 1: Skinny skinny jean's out.
Speaker 2: They're out. They're back to the nineties, like baggy your
Speaker 2: jeans bag here I go mid yeah go wrong yeah,
Speaker 2: mid timeless yeah yeah, yeah, timeless.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Let's uh let's go through these Bears.
Speaker 1: Round out the support it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, yeah, you gotta gotta have a little little
Speaker 2: run lift, little lift. Can't be all tightened in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's as you get older, your balls start hanging
Speaker 1: in the toilet water. You can't have that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's why that whole.
Speaker 2: Crowd them it's a lot longer.
Speaker 7: Speaking of the long ball, Dan Marino was airing it
Speaker 7: out in this game, segway of the year, baby oh Man,
Speaker 7: tossing it all over the yard. The four to six
Speaker 7: defense didn't matter, the three four didn't matter. Dan came
Speaker 7: out was bombing them not more. We talked about Mark Duper,
Speaker 7: all those guys putting up the first touchdown on this
Speaker 7: vaunted Bears defense in thirteen quarters, right out of the gate,
Speaker 7: thirty one ten at the half, they kept it rolling
Speaker 7: thirty eight to twenty four.
Speaker 1: Look, he's still he only threw for two hundred and
Speaker 1: forty five yards.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all he threw for. There was still a
Speaker 1: great and you got it. Also if you look at uh,
Speaker 1: the I mean just littered with Hall of famers. O. J.
Speaker 2: Simpson was on there.
Speaker 7: Simpson was he was on the broadcast oh OJ was
Speaker 7: on the broadcast.
Speaker 1: I remember that year they had UH and then they
Speaker 1: had UH, Joe Namath, Joe Namath and OJ, and OJ
Speaker 1: used always be see what I would do right there?
Speaker 1: I would have cut it back. He's always say what
Speaker 1: the running back did wrong? And then I remember Joe
Speaker 1: Namath was that was a good play, just the way
Speaker 1: I always said, that was really good play. He had
Speaker 1: a think he always play that was like that was
Speaker 1: like the buzzword that sounds like, oh, I love those
Speaker 1: guys this game.
Speaker 4: May us think of when they had Dennis Miller be
Speaker 4: on Monday Night Football and how Dennis Miller that the
Speaker 4: idea of that I think was great. It was way
Speaker 4: ahead of its time, and I don't think Dennis Miller
Speaker 4: was the right person.
Speaker 1: It was like the first podcasting vibe. Yeah, like way back, uh,
Speaker 1: way back in the day. You know what some of
Speaker 1: you was bringing up is how remember the NHL had
Speaker 1: that stupid trail behind the puck that one year and
Speaker 1: they go as much as everybody made fun of that,
Speaker 1: like the amount of the amount of graphics that are
Speaker 1: now like on on the screen, you don't notice it.
Speaker 1: But I would say, I don't think anybody ever topped.
Speaker 1: They gotta get Lane's coming out at the globe back
Speaker 1: of the puck.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 2: They should bring it back. I can never see the
Speaker 2: puck on TV.
Speaker 1: My favorite argument to that was one of the NHL
Speaker 1: players goes, I mean it's literally a black object against
Speaker 1: the white surface. Like I don't you try to just
Speaker 1: start with just start watching the player. Everybody seems to
Speaker 1: be paying attention to there's a good chance he has
Speaker 1: the puck. I never had a problem following the puck,
Speaker 1: and I used to watch it on that little square TV.
Speaker 1: Stan Jonathan honorable mention. If we're going to say, like
Speaker 1: the tough guys they kept the finesse players safe, I
Speaker 1: would say, Terry O'Reilly Stan Jonathan J. Miller, Lynden Byers.
Speaker 1: That was that was my whole error was the end
Speaker 1: of Wayne Cashman in I don't know, Wayne Cashman in
Speaker 1: Terry O'Reilly towards towards the end of the thing, into
Speaker 1: those cam Neely era ray board and all of that,
Speaker 1: and uh, that was my favorite ever going to see
Speaker 1: hockey in the Boston Garden and they had all these
Speaker 1: great the old arenas. Yeah, those basketball and hockey arenas
Speaker 1: you were like on top of the game. But I
Speaker 1: found out Now obviously with luxury boxes it makes them bigger,
Speaker 1: but the upper decks they can't have that steep a
Speaker 1: grade anymore because it's too dangerous, because people are too
Speaker 1: fucking fat.
Speaker 2: It's just like, well, why don't you or drunk.
Speaker 1: Get people in shape?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean or drunk.
Speaker 1: I got one. Do you guys ever see that guy
Speaker 1: at the Reds game? That fucking guy is yoked and
Speaker 1: he reaches for a foul ball in the upper deck
Speaker 1: and he goes all the way over and with one
Speaker 1: arm like hung on.
Speaker 2: I do remember theme of that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he would he would have died, and
Speaker 1: he would have fucking broke the back of whoever he
Speaker 1: landed on.
Speaker 2: That would have been. I wonder how many deaths have
Speaker 2: been in the stadiums of like that.
Speaker 1: So we fell off the back of the Patriots statement
Speaker 1: and died Onunday night football before they had the fence
Speaker 1: up there. Fucking fell off the back there he is.
Speaker 1: Look at that guy if you see the video, he
Speaker 1: is like in such like eighties shape, like his torso.
Speaker 1: I mean, he could have fought like a bear.
Speaker 2: What a guy let's name the game. All right, what
Speaker 2: do you think this is?
Speaker 1: I've had a great time, by the way, are you Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm having a great time. I'm just doing what I do.
Speaker 1: I'm just being a dick.
Speaker 2: I like it, you like it? Okay? All right? Name
Speaker 2: the game Miami on a Monday Monday night in Miami,
Speaker 2: the greatest Monday Night game. Monday Night Marino Marino torches
Speaker 2: the Bears, Dan dismantles the Bears, Dan and duper dismantled
Speaker 2: the Bears. Or do you have a.
Speaker 1: Name Monday Night Marino that kind of flows Monday Night
Speaker 1: Marina Dan destroys the Bears.
Speaker 2: All right, let's score the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Monday Night Marino?
Speaker 2: Like that? Score the game? Is this the greatest game
Speaker 2: of all time? Let's score stakes? Zero to ten decimal's okay, bill?
Speaker 2: The stakes of this game? Fourteen eighty five Bears undefeated.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, this is I'm I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: to you. I picked a you know, kind of went
Speaker 1: with the jaguar of.
Speaker 2: This is actually a really good game. A game, and
Speaker 2: this is a great stake because this is the undefeated
Speaker 2: franchise that's playing the team that could potentially go undefeated.
Speaker 1: I get you guys want to go hot topic. I
Speaker 1: picked an indie band here, so I would say is
Speaker 1: far the stakes, as far as Dan Marino's legacy and
Speaker 1: me being able to shut down everybody in a sports bar,
Speaker 1: I give it a ten. But as far as overall
Speaker 1: in the pantheon of greatest games of all time, the
Speaker 1: fact that it's not even a playoff game playoffs, I
Speaker 1: would say three.
Speaker 2: Three okay, because.
Speaker 4: When people show up with real games, we love that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Dad, Well you guys have been shipping on it.
Speaker 2: Well, Jules just can't ask a question. Yeah, Jiels has
Speaker 2: been through a lot eighty the he's gotten me today,
Speaker 2: And I say it every time I have, like a
Speaker 2: comedian or you on here.
Speaker 1: There's a sadness to him behind those husky guys.
Speaker 2: I've been here for ten years ago, I know there is.
Speaker 1: There is a sadness, you know something. I like breaking
Speaker 1: people's balls, but if they have that look on like
Speaker 1: I saw the pain on your face, I just I
Speaker 1: can't do it. And then you did it to me
Speaker 1: and it just makes me feel you know, he used
Speaker 1: to do that. Bob saggatt rest is so I look
Speaker 1: at his Bob Bob would like die laugh and everything said,
Speaker 1: but every once in a while, you do a joke,
Speaker 1: and he was just even and it wasn't that you
Speaker 1: hurt him, that he was disappointed in you. And I
Speaker 1: remember when I did his podcast, I asked him if
Speaker 1: he dyed his hair with uh jest for almost men
Speaker 1: and he made and he made that sad face because
Speaker 1: the whole podcast he was trying to get me to
Speaker 1: open up, and he was trying to be nice and
Speaker 1: loving because that's what he was. And it bothers me
Speaker 1: that I didn't let him do it. But I was
Speaker 1: having so much and I think that that was when
Speaker 1: he finally gave up and just realized that was too damaged.
Speaker 1: And I remember I texted him, I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: thanks again. I had a great time, and he goes,
Speaker 1: did you. I still can't believe he's gone. Man. I
Speaker 1: loved him so much. Yeah, he was the best. He
Speaker 1: would have been a great guest. Instead he ended up
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have it any other way. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: the five. Okay, Jack seven eight. I had seventy to
Speaker 2: one star power of this game. A lot of Hall
Speaker 2: of famers.
Speaker 1: Oh star parers, this game ten ten, fuck come on.
Speaker 1: Walter Peyton, all time Russian leader at the time, Dan Marino, Ditka,
Speaker 1: Don Shula, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Gary fencik.
Speaker 2: Uh Rivera, Willie Galt, Dan Hampton, a lot of good players,
Speaker 2: Matt Suey.
Speaker 1: He used to block for Peyton man not Peyton, so uh.
Speaker 1: Walter Payon, Walter Payton, Walter Peyton Manning.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with a nine. A lot, a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of good players.
Speaker 1: There is a tough crowd over there, the Russian judges
Speaker 1: over here, Yeah, the Russian judges, all right. Gameplay of
Speaker 1: this game reference, by the way, it's so funny that
Speaker 1: they fucked us in like figure skating, like we give
Speaker 1: a ship. Oh you goddamn Russians got them hockey though,
Speaker 1: yes we did once, all right.
Speaker 2: Nineteen sixty two gameplay of.
Speaker 1: This It's a great band called Russian Circles, which is
Speaker 1: a hockey workout thing that they came up with. And
Speaker 1: there's a band, the incredible band name Russian Circles.
Speaker 2: Kind of like rock.
Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, but heavy, no singing instrumental with one
Speaker 1: of the fucking most killer drummers out there right now.
Speaker 1: See that I'm under the wire. I am under the wire.
Speaker 2: Here check them out, Russian circles. Yes, gameplay, gameplay.
Speaker 1: I would say I gave it a ten because I
Speaker 1: was so sick of watching the Bears destroy everybody. And
Speaker 1: they did that stupid Super Bowl shuffle thing, which was
Speaker 1: cringey the second it came out, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just I just they they were just hamming it
Speaker 1: up too much. So and then also, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: I kind of knew that if my team ever played them,
Speaker 1: we would lose, like forty five to three, forty six
Speaker 1: to three.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: How about the fact they never gave Peyton the ball.
Speaker 2: And you know the fridge, he gave it to the fridge.
Speaker 1: They gave it to the fridge. Listen, Mike Dicka got
Speaker 1: you know, he got knocked around a lot back in
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 1: So maybe he just forgot for half a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a weird era. And Mike dick is when he
Speaker 1: had the blonde highlights, the blonde highlights, dude, he looked
Speaker 1: like a fucking coke dealer. He had that must. He
Speaker 1: looked like the cop that would shake it down, take
Speaker 1: your drugs and now you work for me, that's what
Speaker 1: he looked like when he first started coaching, when he
Speaker 1: had the blonde highlights, and then he just had the
Speaker 1: total brown mustache. I loved him, dude, that guy was.
Speaker 1: He was scary at home. Just in an interview. Remember
Speaker 1: when he was doing that next question, he was staring
Speaker 1: at me, but he just said, fucking had it or not? Like,
Speaker 1: I just can't admit imagine being that much of a
Speaker 1: man and then having to sit across from those sports
Speaker 1: writers and any the theory courtier.
Speaker 2: How come you ran it and stay it pissed?
Speaker 1: And he's just like, I wanna twist your fucking head off.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I'm projecting.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna go with the gameplay of uh
Speaker 2: seven seven okay.
Speaker 4: Jack had seven seven et a six point nine. Name
Speaker 4: of the game.
Speaker 1: I give this game a ten. Oh the name of
Speaker 1: the game is a ten. I just I just love
Speaker 1: this game.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with eight eight.
Speaker 1: You know what I see with your numbers? I see respect.
Speaker 1: That's what I like.
Speaker 2: It's actually what I know.
Speaker 1: It's intimidating to come here. You know, one of the
Speaker 1: great wide receivers of all time, flanker whatever they called you, slot.
Speaker 2: Slot, even though I had more catches on the outside.
Speaker 2: But seven whatever point eight?
Speaker 1: How about the touchdown passed you through?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you know, Nola, that's fun.
Speaker 1: Does your dad give it up when you did that?
Speaker 2: My dad?
Speaker 1: You cot a latim more.
Speaker 2: No, my dad's my biggest fan, Joe. When I was
Speaker 2: a kid, he was tough, tough motherfucker. I did.
Speaker 1: I did what I had the dough to get you
Speaker 1: where I wanted you to be. I made to make
Speaker 1: your dreams come true.
Speaker 2: He says, He goes, you know what, I look back
Speaker 2: on how I parented you, and I think I should
Speaker 2: have been thrown in jail. He said that a couple
Speaker 2: of times.
Speaker 1: Due, I mean, you can't ask you can't ask it
Speaker 1: anything more than that.
Speaker 4: All right, So this game is thirty eighth overall. It
Speaker 4: is just ahead of l Way versus Montana nineteen ninety
Speaker 4: four Week seven Chiefs versus Broncos we did with Eric
Speaker 4: stone Street, I believe, and then the twenty twenty one
Speaker 4: SEC Championship Uga versus Bama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really super Bowl twenty one is the thirty
Speaker 1: ninth best game of all time. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: What do you got the best little Patriots heavy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, little Patriots. Can I tell you what game
Speaker 1: everybody loved that I fucking hated? Which game was that
Speaker 1: Chiefs Bills playoff game? When neither defense could stop? I
Speaker 1: was like, what am I even? What am I watching?
Speaker 2: I had the same exact feeling you talk about football anymore.
Speaker 1: This is like I'm watching some video games. The NBA
Speaker 1: is good, they'll listen. The NBA is it's a weird time.
Speaker 1: It's the greatest shooters of all time, but it looks
Speaker 1: like a shoot around. They're just running from the three
Speaker 1: point R two. Of course, yeah, it's weird, but I mean,
Speaker 1: but I will say I will never stop being amazed
Speaker 1: that some seven foot guy can drain at three. Now,
Speaker 1: like that was one of those things like you hold
Speaker 1: that happened once a year or just for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: garbage time you'd have that, you know, backup White center
Speaker 1: would be and he would put it up, and if
Speaker 1: that thing went in, people would talk about it for
Speaker 1: a week. We were being like study class, you know,
Speaker 1: study hall or whatever, just be like, I know, but
Speaker 1: whatever out with fucking you know. Rick Roby hit that
Speaker 1: fucking three pointer against the Kansas City Kings way back
Speaker 1: in the day. I'm not saying that happen. I forget
Speaker 1: who did it, but like or like Minute Bowl, you know,
Speaker 1: would do stuff like that. Now it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: So it's this weird thing where I think the talent
Speaker 1: is the greatest it's ever been, and I don't buy
Speaker 1: into that shit. Like all these kids today, the soft
Speaker 1: they couldn't play in another era. It's like they would
Speaker 1: play differently and the guys from your era would play
Speaker 1: this way. If that's if that's how the game is
Speaker 1: being played, like that whole thing that Lebron couldn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's basically a defensive lineman playing hoop Like I look
Speaker 1: at him and he would be like Anthony Mason that
Speaker 1: could score fifty if he played on those early nineties
Speaker 1: next teams.
Speaker 2: Yeah he I mean, it's just time always the athlete
Speaker 2: will always get better just from information studying. Like we
Speaker 2: he used to be a folklore on how Jerry Rice
Speaker 2: used to train. Now I can go on Instagram and
Speaker 2: watch my favorite football player.
Speaker 1: His women crossfitting that level. Yeah that's what they do.
Speaker 1: It's like all right, but then like everything becomes possible,
Speaker 1: Like you remember, who's the guy in the Giants who
Speaker 1: made that ridiculous catch like that.
Speaker 2: Now, Odell, Yeah, Now like everyone does.
Speaker 1: It because they practice it and they got those things
Speaker 1: that you go like this.
Speaker 2: But it takes me off because a lot of these
Speaker 2: guys try these one handed catches when you could put
Speaker 2: two handing catches on it. And then they dropped one
Speaker 2: handed catch.
Speaker 1: Guess what, You've just dipped your toe into becoming an
Speaker 1: old man, because that's what you let me tell you.
Speaker 1: So I'm Carrid when I get it.
Speaker 2: You use both your goddamn hands, stop trying to get
Speaker 2: on television, and the fucking sticks you get the fuck
Speaker 2: off the field.
Speaker 1: You gotta start smoking a pipe.
Speaker 2: I like pipes. Like pipes, gotta get third downs and
Speaker 2: get touchdowns. We'll be right back after this quick break bill.
Speaker 2: Did we miss anything on this game? No, I think
Speaker 2: I don't think that that that we did.
Speaker 1: And I am happy that they there was a forum
Speaker 1: here to put a little more. I feel the proper
Speaker 1: perspective on Dan Marino's career. And you know he could have,
Speaker 1: like you know, he kept re signing with the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: He could have left, he could have gone somewhere else.
Speaker 1: He could have done that baby shit and just go
Speaker 1: pile on with somebody else. And he didn't. He stuck
Speaker 1: it out. And I think that you know the way
Speaker 1: these you know, skip whatever, these skippy, fucking guys who
Speaker 1: never played the game, look at him. He's just the
Speaker 1: thing about them is they sportswriters. Is their thing is
Speaker 1: championships is their way of taking out their own shortcomings
Speaker 1: on professional athletes. And the reality is all of these
Speaker 1: leagues have twenty eight teams then, so you had a
Speaker 1: one and twenty eight year mathematically chance of fucking winning.
Speaker 1: Nobody plays for twenty eight years, so most people are
Speaker 1: not going to have a ring. And that's like in
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: my knock is on that guy. These fucking guys who
Speaker 1: are gonna drop a heart attacks at forty five, the
Speaker 1: way that they judge you guys. So I mean, if
Speaker 1: you know the deal, haven't played with the Patriots. It
Speaker 1: isn't any one person you gotta have. You gotta have
Speaker 1: the coach, you gotta the players, you gotta the GM,
Speaker 1: you have to have the owner, and you have to
Speaker 1: have luck. You have to have all of that shit.
Speaker 1: That's what the Chiefs have, right now and it's going
Speaker 1: their way, Jesus, is it ever, it's it's all of
Speaker 1: that stuff. And then when when somebody goes on or run,
Speaker 1: like like the amount of people that aren't gonna get
Speaker 1: rings now because of what the Chiefs are doing, or
Speaker 1: the amount of people that didn't get rings you know
Speaker 1: when Jordan played, or what the Patriots did, what the
Speaker 1: Yankees did in the late nineties to hold that against somebody,
Speaker 1: you know, as I just think I never listened to that,
Speaker 1: and it's always bugged me. And I fucking hated I
Speaker 1: fucking hated the Dolphins. And there was a period where
Speaker 1: I hated Dan Marino just because he was beating us,
Speaker 1: but I always respected him. And then you know, the
Speaker 1: long or he did it, and I started hearing those
Speaker 1: sports writers because we would watch him twice a year
Speaker 1: come in and do what he did to us, and
Speaker 1: I would just be like, these guys are this is
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous the level of shit that this guy's getting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's down there like, you know, we've got the
Speaker 1: franchise on his back, so huge, damn Marino fans. So
Speaker 1: I'm thanking you for letting me come on here and
Speaker 1: at least presenting a different argument when it comes to that.
Speaker 2: Shit, No, we appreciate you coming on. Uh damn Reno.
Speaker 2: I've met him a few times. Such a cool dude.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get the respect that he You know, if
Speaker 2: he were to play it nowadays, I mean, he'd be
Speaker 2: like a six thousand yard quarterback.
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't say that to him at a benefit.
Speaker 1: He did and he was like, oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. I go want he fucking threw for forty
Speaker 1: one hundred yards? When when that he was?
Speaker 2: When I met him when we were hanging out as
Speaker 2: a Super Bowl were at a cool restaurant in Vegas.
Speaker 2: I saw him. He had a dip in with a
Speaker 2: cool sport code on.
Speaker 1: What about his release quickest relief arm goes up, all
Speaker 1: comes out. That's what his dad said, Dude, it looks
Speaker 1: like it's it's they sped up the film. He just
Speaker 1: goes it's like a machine. And that was another thing
Speaker 1: that I think helped him with, Like playing against the
Speaker 1: Bears is no matter how good their rush was, he
Speaker 1: could get the ball out so quickly and yeah and
Speaker 1: so accurately. And that was my big thing, Like we'd
Speaker 1: pay him twice a year, maybe SAKA once and when
Speaker 1: we finally did, I would like run on the TV
Speaker 1: like I was just so building up, like fuck every
Speaker 1: time you thought you had the guy, Oh, it was
Speaker 1: always complete. All right, I'm starting to hate him again
Speaker 1: thinking about him playing the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Well, Bill, thank you so much. Everyone. Go out and
Speaker 2: check out Bill Burr's new special that comes out in March,
Speaker 2: Drop Dead Years on Hulu. Also, Bill's made his Broadway debut.
Speaker 2: How's that? That's cool?
Speaker 1: I know you're not reading the right tenis in March,
Speaker 1: coming out in Yes, yes, I haven't done any Broadway days.
Speaker 1: Special hasn't come up. Special comes out in March on Hulu.
Speaker 2: Uh, you're Ian Colkin. Yeah, he's catch me out right now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I see him on everything.
Speaker 1: Coming in here. If they had a thousand lists of
Speaker 1: expressions that you were gonna use, cats me Out is
Speaker 1: not on that fucking list?
Speaker 2: Did wait?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did you wait a minute? Wait a minute? Did
Speaker 1: you feel like you had to say that because cats
Speaker 1: was on Broadway? Do you have a hole of these
Speaker 1: shoes make way more sense now?
Speaker 8: I don't know it.
Speaker 1: Cats me Out, cats me Out?
Speaker 2: Best things in the slice bread.
Speaker 1: These knees.
Speaker 2: These knees.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's that's your Kansas. That's the Kansas coming out.
Speaker 1: These tell you have more trouble now a little bit.
Speaker 2: Len Gary Glenn Ross.
Speaker 1: Yep, Glengary Glen Ross on Broadway. Uh, I got Monday
Speaker 1: Morning podcasts, and I do anything better with Paul Versey
Speaker 1: would be a great guest for your show.
Speaker 2: Gotta get Paul in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, he almost fucked up Southern saying I ever heard
Speaker 1: what that boy fuck a rock if you thought a
Speaker 1: snake was under it. Wait, hey again, that boy would
Speaker 1: fuck a rock if you thought a snake was under it.
Speaker 1: I was just I don't know what that means. I
Speaker 1: don't either, but I need to talk to my agent.
Speaker 1: Where have you booked me?
Speaker 2: I love Southern terms though they had all that boyd
Speaker 2: fucked mud like. I don't thank you? Bill? Sorry? Thanks?
Speaker 2: What an episode of Bill burd You know what? I
Speaker 2: always get a little. I feel like I'm two for
Speaker 2: two on Bostons actors. He clammed up, clam up, clammed up.
Speaker 2: The lights got too bright for you. He look clammed up.
Speaker 2: He got all my shoes. This fucking guy. I wanted
Speaker 2: to call him a boomer. I'm like that, that's a
Speaker 2: boomer joke. He might be a boomer, though he definitely is.
Speaker 4: I was hoping you'd rag on him because he was
Speaker 4: calling you kind of effeminate for wearing the shoes. But
Speaker 4: he wore your jersey in SNL like, did he yeah,
Speaker 4: wearing another man's jersey.
Speaker 2: Come on, no, that's kind of cool. It's kind of tight.
Speaker 2: Bilbert worries your jersey that it's tight. We'll rack on
Speaker 2: him for that. But he was awesome. He was awesome.
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Speaker 5: There's Tim Mulsky calls some fucking such Florida. Just want
Speaker 5: to know how do you feel about Aaron Lennon Jets?
Speaker 5: Are they gonna make it over the hump Finally? I'm believing.
Speaker 5: I'm buying in. I think he's the man. I think
Speaker 5: he's a difference maker. I think he's the one to
Speaker 5: bring us back to the Palm Sland in the AFC East.
Speaker 5: Let me know what your thoughts are. Love your show.
Speaker 2: Thanks Tim Mulasky. That's a great name, Mulawsky Mulaskey from Florida,
Speaker 2: Central Florida. Is that like Orlando? Yeah, that's that's a
Speaker 2: U s U c F territory. You know who lives
Speaker 2: in Orlando? Charles Woodson. Really, he lives in Orlando. He
Speaker 2: loves it. I want to go visit. Marshall. H Marshall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a huh. Kevin Smith guy, Yeah, a lot of you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. Now let's get back to the question
Speaker 2: of Aaron Glenn to the Jets. Is he going to
Speaker 2: be the guy to bring him over the hump?
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for the Aaron Glenn higher. I like him
Speaker 2: as a coach, I think, and he's a former player,
Speaker 2: he's he's and he was a former really good football player.
Speaker 2: He's shown nothing but greatness. I like this press conference.
Speaker 2: Did you see his press conference? I thought he sounded
Speaker 2: like he could command a room. It just it sucks
Speaker 2: because that's a tough job. You know, it's not just
Speaker 2: being a coach there. So like to make him make
Speaker 2: the Jets finally get over the hump. You know, in theory,
Speaker 2: he's taken over a pretty solid defense. If he can
Speaker 2: get that defense popping, you know, you get a little
Speaker 2: because I mean Sala had him going yeah, And so
Speaker 2: you bring in Aaron Glenn there, and he he kind
Speaker 2: of knows that market man. He wanted that job. So
Speaker 2: I think that makes a difference. But it's going to
Speaker 2: depend on like the offense, you have to figure.
Speaker 4: Out quarterback, you have to figure out some front office stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that like, is Aaron gonna play ball? Is
Speaker 2: he because he's he there? Is he gonna bring him back?
Speaker 2: And if he's gonna bring him back, he needs to
Speaker 2: be a positive And I'm not saying he's not a
Speaker 2: positive guy. But you gotta do the little ship like
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to be at the the off season,
Speaker 2: like you gotta you gotta have a new culture of like, guys,
Speaker 2: we gotta be a part of that culture. We gotta
Speaker 2: be a part of that culture. Aaron does that, like,
Speaker 2: that's slam dunk move right there.
Speaker 4: I saw he saw Dan Campbell do it in Detroit,
Speaker 4: and so you know, you can see that blueprint of
Speaker 4: what you can do.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm not worried about that. It's just it's
Speaker 2: not it's not even for these coaches that could be
Speaker 2: good head coaches, or it's about the situation they're going into,
Speaker 2: and like, it's a crap shoot if you don't have
Speaker 2: a quarterback. It's a crap shoot when you do have
Speaker 2: a quarterback. So like, and it's ultimately about that, you know.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm I'm rooting for Aaron Glenn, not against
Speaker 2: the Patriots, but you know, I'm rooting for him because
Speaker 2: I respect the hell out of him. I think he
Speaker 2: did a great job with this defense in Detroit that
Speaker 2: had like full next man up mentality. But they all
Speaker 2: when they still were able to make plays and get
Speaker 2: off the field for the consistent part of the year
Speaker 2: with all those different players. I mean, that's something to do.
Speaker 2: That's the coach. So they believe in it. I'm hoping
Speaker 2: he does well.
Speaker 9: Okay for every other sports fan outside of Kansas City
Speaker 9: and Philadelphia, like we're in total health.
Speaker 8: The super Bowl is gonna be the worst.
Speaker 9: Can we not play it? I would like to see
Speaker 9: both loose and this game against the Bills and the Chiefs.
Speaker 9: Clearly everyone should know now that the only person who
Speaker 9: can beat Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: This is a great super Bowl. There's there's history on
Speaker 2: the line. Regardless if you hate it or you like it,
Speaker 2: you know this is a historical moment. No, no, no
Speaker 2: back to back team has even got to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I'm pretty sure like it's been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there hasn't. No, don't fact check me, and I'm I'm in.
Speaker 4: I mean we had the Bills go to four super
Speaker 4: Bowls but didn't win any.
Speaker 2: No, this I'm talking about winning the back to back winner.
Speaker 2: I don't think has ever gone to the super Bowl
Speaker 2: like this is. This is some uncharted territory. This is
Speaker 2: fucking This is insane, especially in the error we're in
Speaker 2: right now. You know, when New.
Speaker 4: Orleans is turf too, So no excuses from the Eagles
Speaker 4: this time.
Speaker 2: The Eagles, the Eagles are good. Man. I've been talking
Speaker 2: myself up and I've been I've been I've been against
Speaker 2: these Eagles all year. But like, look, I thought that Sirianni. See,
Speaker 2: I don't want to jump on because the last time
Speaker 2: I did something like this, I jumped on the Sam
Speaker 2: Donald train and then what I slap him in the ass.
Speaker 2: He ships in my fuck in hand. Okay, I still
Speaker 2: think that Philly like they they've played good, they've played good.
Speaker 2: Vig Dangio and you gotta get you gotta. I gotta
Speaker 2: tip my hat to Sirianni, like he's been dealing with
Speaker 2: a lot of ship and and they're there. But he's
Speaker 2: got they gotta win this thing. And the thing is
Speaker 2: they got a hungry ass. Sakwon Barkley for two weeks
Speaker 2: to get healthy. He's gonna do it. You see how
Speaker 2: You see how fucking motivated he was. You see that
Speaker 2: this is gonna be a good super Bowl, you know,
Speaker 2: for all the ship the next year. And he's gotten.
Speaker 4: He's been a coach for WET three years and he
Speaker 4: has been to the Super Bowl in two of those years.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up, guys. My name is Edgar Carrera from Yakoma, Washington,
Speaker 3: home of Cooper Cup. Quick question for you guys. Do
Speaker 3: you think if Patrick mahomes three peats and this Super
Speaker 3: Bowl that they would be considered better than the twenty
Speaker 3: fourteen to twenty eighteen New England Patriots let us know,
Speaker 3: go Hawks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they probably would. Yeah, back to back to back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they've got four Super Bowls in a short ass time.
Speaker 2: You got a a I mean, you gotta tape your cap.
Speaker 2: But that's some. That's some. That's when you become big dogs.
Speaker 2: These are big dogs. They're a big dogs. Unprecedented three years,
Speaker 2: A big dog. I don't like saying it, but it's
Speaker 2: the truth. You know, that's a big dog.
Speaker 4: They got work to do for the whole Patriots experience.
Speaker 4: But the second dynasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big dogs right now.
Speaker 5: Dogs, it's salon your guy from the old nut House nation.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, there's a lot of a lot.
Speaker 9: Of negativity down out there around this Super Bowl.
Speaker 8: You know, the Chiefs getting pushed through and I don't
Speaker 8: know with the Eagles rematch.
Speaker 5: Blah blah blah, your ship down.
Speaker 3: Listen, Let's take a step back and just be happy. Happy.
Speaker 3: We got football, happy, we got a game.
Speaker 6: Happy we can sit around, crack a cors light, eat some.
Speaker 9: Wings, get some pizza, hang out with friends, family, your dog,
Speaker 9: your you know.
Speaker 8: If you're a cat guy, that's cool too.
Speaker 1: Whatever, we're happy for you.
Speaker 6: Let's just be happy.
Speaker 1: We got some mother e fin football and that's it,
Speaker 1: all right, love that.
Speaker 2: I agree. It's a great message down. That's that's happiness.
Speaker 2: Someone asked me, what's your happy place? What's your answer?
Speaker 2: I went into thinking like happy Gilmore, you know, like no,
Speaker 2: but mine was my dog and my and Lily, Lily's
Speaker 2: Lily's practicing shooting goals and smoking them every time, like
Speaker 2: one hundred a hundred. In my happy place, Well, Rocky's
Speaker 2: being a good dog and not going after the ball.
Speaker 2: He's just sitting there jumping up, celebrating like a well
Speaker 2: trained dog. Woll Well, I'm sitting back in a load
Speaker 2: chair watching with the I think I got two kettlebells
Speaker 2: and I'm just doing sets of random sumo squats.
Speaker 4: And you're working out in your happy place.
Speaker 2: In my happy place with like a band doing some
Speaker 2: glute stuff. Make my body feel hella good. Watching my
Speaker 2: kids score hello goal with my dog well trained. That
Speaker 2: was my happy place, Big old it was funny. That's
Speaker 2: what I thought about. I was sitting there, like, where
Speaker 2: would my happy place? It'd be that. Yeah, she's trying
Speaker 2: to get herself better. Dog is pretty good. Fuck it
Speaker 2: my activity. Do you have a therapist? No? But I
Speaker 2: need one?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 6: What is the city that you think is deserving of
Speaker 6: the super Bowl that hasn't had a super Bowl set
Speaker 6: there yet?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's all?
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: A city that has never hosted the super Bowl? City
Speaker 4: which was the best one to host a new super Bowl?
Speaker 2: We think about this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm just gonna say, Boston. How fucking tight
Speaker 4: would that be? Cold weather super Bowl? Back to the roots.
Speaker 4: Foxburg was a little bit far from Boston.
Speaker 2: It's like, there's no stadium Jellett. Oh, so it's gonna
Speaker 2: be at Gelee, just like how San Francisco does it.
Speaker 4: All this shit's in San Francisco and the States in
Speaker 4: Santa Clara.
Speaker 2: No. I I like warm super Bowl just because we
Speaker 2: lost in two cold super Bowl. We lost in super
Speaker 2: cold super Bowl in Indian. I know it was in India,
Speaker 2: but it's still cold super Bowl. And then Minnesota cold
Speaker 2: super Bowl. Don't like cold super Bowl.
Speaker 4: So what's a warm city Nashville. No, they're probably getting
Speaker 4: one soon. I need to get a new stadium.
Speaker 2: Where's another city, Where's a warm area? It's perto. Puerto
Speaker 2: Rico's a.
Speaker 4: City account mm San Juan.
Speaker 2: The Gulf of America just put on a float, and
Speaker 2: the Gulf of America, the US Virgin Islands?
Speaker 1: What about Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about the Aloha? That would be kind of tight.
Speaker 2: Have they ever had a Super Bowl in Hawaii? Just
Speaker 2: the Pro Bowl? I drove that. That's where I would go.
Speaker 2: It's dilapidated as ship. I would go to Hawaii. Do
Speaker 2: you got to redo the Aloha ball?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, they gotta the Yeah, this is like the World Cup.
Speaker 2: We we would fucking we would blow that thing out
Speaker 2: and build an extravagant beautiful This is like a four
Speaker 2: year down the road we got And I love the
Speaker 2: history of of the the what what is it? The
Speaker 2: what Bowl? Is it called the low Hall Bowl because
Speaker 2: that's where uh, that's where the Rainbows used to play.
Speaker 2: Warriors like Colt Brennan and stuff all used to watch
Speaker 2: that stuff. And I went to Juko show. Yeah Chang,
Speaker 2: Yeah he's somewhere, but uh yeah, we gotta go full
Speaker 2: new thought. Norm Chow does the coin flip norm Chow
Speaker 2: Lard Hamilton would have to be a part of it
Speaker 2: in some form or fashion. I want him like like
Speaker 2: to open the ceremony, He's got to surf a big wave.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you go like the Jacksonville route and you
Speaker 4: have a pool in the new Stadium and Laird is
Speaker 4: just in there holding his breath.
Speaker 2: No. No, but there would be like you know, like
Speaker 2: when you do like the super Bowl, like you know,
Speaker 2: like Fox would host it obviously, and you have like
Speaker 2: the pre shows stuff and there's always like the the
Speaker 2: the like cut ups and like the intury ductory like
Speaker 2: cool uh things that they put together.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like him, Like it'd be like a
Speaker 2: James Bond thing where he'd surf in and like deliver
Speaker 2: the ball like because he's like you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: he's pretty big over there. And there's probably some like
Speaker 2: and some other guy that he would he would want
Speaker 2: to have him join him because he wouldn't want he
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to take all the the attention of Hawaii.
Speaker 2: He'd want someone probably from there as well, because that's
Speaker 2: the kind of dude he is. So you'd have two
Speaker 2: of them surfing in on big waves, getting pulled in.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be on the jet ski guy. They'll teach
Speaker 2: me how to do the jet ski thing. I'll pull
Speaker 2: him in and then we'll fucking we'll go and we'll
Speaker 2: start it. Huh maybe starting nah too? Is not Come on,
Speaker 2: this isn't This isn't a dream. This could actually happen. Okay,
Speaker 2: So Hawaiian next super Bowl? Say I dig it.
Speaker 4: I'm going for Boston or Green Bank. Would be fun
Speaker 4: just for the history and the culture.
Speaker 2: Dude, Hawaii dog, that's tight. That's a good question.
Speaker 4: Hi, my name is Martha from Hawaii.
Speaker 6: I'm wondering what you would I would drink on the Monday.
Speaker 8: After the super Bowl?
Speaker 2: But if you lost, Martha from Hawaii, what would you
Speaker 2: do or drink on the Monday after the super Bowl?
Speaker 2: But if you lost, definitely probably drinking a smoothie always.
Speaker 4: Or a course light maybe a course light course light.
Speaker 4: What did you do on a Monday after a loss?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: The Indianapolis one? Just like just done, go home, chill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just remember going. I remember that next like
Speaker 2: to travel home with the team? You travel home that night?
Speaker 2: Was the next day, next day, next day so brutal,
Speaker 2: and he just went home and it was like cold, snowy.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it snowy? Not twelve Maybe it wasn't. Usually was cold,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't. Yeah, this was a bat And then
Speaker 2: you're just like planning on, like, man, I want to
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 4: How quickly do you go to the facility to clean
Speaker 4: out your ship? And like like the next day?
Speaker 2: Who you're hanging out there for? I'd be there for
Speaker 2: the next couple until I left. So still you still
Speaker 2: do your routine. Yeah, do your ship, go in and
Speaker 2: see the boys, eat some free food, getting no getting
Speaker 2: no ot tub, cold tub, sit there. Everyone's just departying,
Speaker 2: everyone's leaving and you're thinking about everything you did wrong
Speaker 2: that whole off season.
Speaker 8: Hey, Julian Jack and Kyler Sam from Pennsylvania. It's been
Speaker 8: a Patriots fan for a long time. My question is
Speaker 8: what is the most cool or interesting fact about playing
Speaker 8: in the Super Bowl that the average person not know?
Speaker 8: Excited for the twenty twenty five season going to be
Speaker 8: great for the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Thanks Pennsylvania. Were just talking about that with Lily. She's like,
Speaker 2: I want to go to Pennsylvania, Like why do you
Speaker 2: want to go to Pennsylvania. She goes, I think it's
Speaker 2: beautiful there. I go, what what? Well, you were just
Speaker 2: in Pennsylvany, I know, but I was like, how do
Speaker 2: you know Pennsylvania. I think it's because it sounds like Transylvania,
Speaker 2: and that's what because that's what I used to think
Speaker 2: as a kid. I wanted to go Pennsylvania because I
Speaker 2: think it's like where the vampires are trans So, yeah, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl fact, the average person wouldn't know. Average person
Speaker 2: wouldn't know that you have to pay for all your
Speaker 2: tickets at face value, and then you have to pay
Speaker 2: extreme amount of money for all your friends and families, hotels,
Speaker 2: and so all the money you make in your playoffs
Speaker 2: you basically spend at the super Bowl and you play
Speaker 2: for free. For the love of the game. Memories after
Speaker 2: last time.
Speaker 4: Also, I think a fun one that you've told me
Speaker 4: is that you because there's two teams, they both do
Speaker 4: a party and they play on a party and there's
Speaker 4: like concerts and musicians and it's a whole party, and they.
Speaker 2: Still do Yeah, there's a losing party. Yeah, it does one.
Speaker 2: There's a losing party. The vibes are that's cool. I
Speaker 2: suspect no vibes except for Rob's there. Rob did go
Speaker 2: ham with lmfao with a broken ankle after the loss.
Speaker 2: He did, he he but like he made the vibes good.
Speaker 2: We needed that. Yeah, let's do too, fucking Rob.
Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going? This is Evan calling from Los Angeles.
Speaker 6: I was wondering if.
Speaker 3: If you think the.
Speaker 6: Chiefs and the Eagles were playing each other in a
Speaker 6: beer pong tournament, who would they choose for either side?
Speaker 6: And who do you think would come out on top?
Speaker 6: Takes for your time, long time by.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good question to two guys. Two guys.
Speaker 2: So Chiefs, Chiefs, is you know Patrick knows how to play?
Speaker 2: You know for a fact that he I think he
Speaker 2: even showed it in like documentary. He's fucking, he's wet,
Speaker 2: he's he's clutched. Brainer, no brainer, and he's probably better
Speaker 2: with like ten beers in him. And then who's this
Speaker 2: partner it's got? I mean, it's gotta be Travis, right,
Speaker 2: he probably knows how to play. I think he knows
Speaker 2: how to play too, though. Yeah, it's gotta be a
Speaker 2: dude on that team. There's someone in that on that team.
Speaker 2: That don't. We just don't know his name who.
Speaker 4: I think it might be dark Horse, Andy Reid. Andy
Speaker 4: Reid put on a Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 2: I bet it's defense. He is the king of a barbecue.
Speaker 2: And you know, I think he's Mormon though, so they
Speaker 2: probably use like red bull.
Speaker 4: Yeah just just water water yeah, Mormons caffeine. No, they don't,
Speaker 4: they can't do red Bull.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Mormons, how great is that move that show
Speaker 2: American Prime Evil?
Speaker 4: Will you American Prime Evil?
Speaker 2: Is that? Then him on the show? I'm like, is
Speaker 2: it prime full Prime Evil? It's just spelt weird? Yeah, great,
Speaker 2: great show. You get Peteburg on the show. I want
Speaker 2: to get it. He's fucking so cool. I would love
Speaker 2: now that he has like he has a reason to
Speaker 2: do media. He's so cool though, he freaking uh he's
Speaker 2: got such a wild career too. He's had a wild
Speaker 2: career and he's he's always connected with like the coolest,
Speaker 2: Like he connected me during the fires with like freaking
Speaker 2: a bunch of the firefighters. Two of like the biggest
Speaker 2: firefighters in uh l A are from Boston for from
Speaker 2: south East the Mullins shout out to the Mullies. They're
Speaker 2: freaking awesome. They coming by my house and stuff, checking
Speaker 2: it out. My dog's about to get me some hoses
Speaker 2: and stuff. He's we're getting like he's walking me through
Speaker 2: if anything comes down. We got this, you know, like
Speaker 2: it was pretty tight got And that's from Peter. And
Speaker 2: then Peter also hooked me up with my boy Sal.
Speaker 2: He's a cop like Santa Monic KAPEDI just retired though,
Speaker 2: went to the retirement shout out to Sal. But like
Speaker 2: he always has like first responder dudes. He's connected, freaking
Speaker 2: Navy seals. He's just Peter Berger is cool. He's just cool, dude.
Speaker 2: I went to We went to fight together. We went
Speaker 2: to Luke Rock Quotes fight in Utah, in Utah. It's
Speaker 2: all for full song connected. He's just a cool guy.
Speaker 4: So who do you think for the so Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 4: It's got to be Travis kelce Right, I bet you
Speaker 4: trap's really good because if you don't go Travis Kelcey
Speaker 4: and you lose, it's like.
Speaker 2: Looks like play basketball and you know. And and he's
Speaker 2: from Ohio. The Cincati Boys, I'm Sincati folk. They're all
Speaker 2: fucking those Hile boys. They play a lot of that
Speaker 2: beer ship beer pong. We used to play corn hole
Speaker 2: and stuff. They're all good at that. So Patty and
Speaker 2: and and Kelsey Eagles, Well we're Jalen. He throws a
Speaker 2: good deep ball, so he probably throws a good ping. Jalen,
Speaker 2: you gotta, you gotta go, Jalen.
Speaker 4: You got, Barkley, you got.
Speaker 2: I think I've actually played Yeah and Austin at Danny's
Speaker 2: house once. How was he? It's pretty good?
Speaker 4: Pretty fucking good, or like the best guy on the Eagles.
Speaker 4: This is the championship of beer pong here. You can't
Speaker 4: be pretty good, hurts Cooper.
Speaker 2: De Jean Smith. Oh, we gotta get one of the
Speaker 2: exciting whites. They gotta the Jean. He's pretty athletic. He
Speaker 2: I saw him dunking up. That little boy could dunk.
Speaker 2: He you know who's an Who's blanket ship? You got
Speaker 2: fucking Kenny Pickett too. I feel like backup quarterback might
Speaker 2: be really good at ping. And he's a Pittsburgh kid.
Speaker 2: Fucking those Pittsburgh kids. Those those those dudes are all
Speaker 2: fucking in those fucking like cold brick fucking houses. I've
Speaker 2: been in them on like a hill playing hell of
Speaker 2: beer pong. Yeah, that's like some straight Ohio because Ohio
Speaker 2: is like super close to Pittsburgh, Kent, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. So you'd always have like the terrain is
Speaker 2: very well Pittsburgh. You feel like you're going down into
Speaker 2: like a mine. He's crazy. You come out with the
Speaker 2: black I got the black lung pod semester. So who's
Speaker 2: our Jalen and who? I don't think it's Jayalen?
Speaker 4: And I think with this Eagles team, because they're lying
Speaker 4: their identity, you gotta go with like one of those lines.
Speaker 2: Blane Johnson, he's a quarterback. He was a quarterback in
Speaker 2: high school. Lane Johnson's for sure in there. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: And then I'm going Lane, and I'm going Big Dom,
Speaker 2: Big Team, Big Dom and Lane. There's an intimidation factor
Speaker 2: at Big Dom too, Dud, Big Dom, Big Dom plays
Speaker 2: a beer pong dog.
Speaker 4: Will you tell us about your little Philly Day?
Speaker 2: Philly Day was sick. So who's winning that match? Real quick?
Speaker 4: Lane Johnson and Big Don versus Mahomes and Kelsey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was kind of obvious, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Mahomes Kelsey had the Philliest day ever. Fucking crazy. Wake up,
Speaker 2: we uh, we have to go do like a walk
Speaker 2: through of the show at the stadium, get our beats,
Speaker 2: kind of see the stadium, get a feel for the environment,
Speaker 2: see the beautiful sets that the Fox crew put up
Speaker 2: in uh Lincoln Financials. So you know, you gotta do
Speaker 2: our walk through day go through the show after that,
Speaker 2: had a lot of time, So go back to the crib.
Speaker 2: Hit up my boy Dave, like, yo, I need a haircut, dude,
Speaker 2: you got a guy out here, and so he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do. And I was like, yo, I need also
Speaker 2: need to get a cheeseteak. Where should I go? He goes,
Speaker 2: all right, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna
Speaker 2: get We're gonna eat Angelo in South Philly with the
Speaker 2: Cooper Sharp that cheese steak. All right, we're gonna get that.
Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna pizza, and then we're gonna get
Speaker 2: the haircut by uh Bryce Harper's barber above Angelo's while
Speaker 2: eating with Big Dimond there. So I literally I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go go down to South Philly. Walk
Speaker 2: over there, get out, go upstairs. Place is packed. Cheeseteak
Speaker 2: is phenomenal, the pizza spectacular. Getting I'm in the kitchen
Speaker 2: of the condo above the restaurant getting faded up by
Speaker 2: my guy. I gotta get his name. Forgot his name.
Speaker 2: Bryce Harper's dude, though, so like, it's pretty Philly, you know,
Speaker 2: he's he's a Philly guy, dave O. He's mister Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: He's in there, brings in Big domb Big Dom, and
Speaker 2: I just start chopping it up while I'm eating a
Speaker 2: chili or a cheese steak getting the haircut. Big Dom like, Yo,
Speaker 2: you need a ride, Get in the Big Dommobile. He's
Speaker 2: got a blacked out escalade. Hell is sick going through
Speaker 2: lights and stuff. I don't know if that's legal, but
Speaker 2: he's got the he's got a fucking sound. Everyone's looking
Speaker 2: at Big Dom driving down Philly like yo, Big Dom.
Speaker 2: It was fucking insane. And then we're driving at Big
Speaker 2: Domobile and you know in Rocky are in Creed where
Speaker 2: you see all the dudes from the hood and the
Speaker 2: dirt bikes and shit. I swear I saw like three
Speaker 2: I saw three dudes wheeling down fucking Philly. Bro Philly
Speaker 2: is hot Philly. It was it was. And then I
Speaker 2: go back to my house and I'm like, I go
Speaker 2: back to the hotel, which is spectacular, beautiful hotel that
Speaker 2: four seasons in Philly. Very nice. Gronk has been talking
Speaker 2: about it for fucking two weeks. It was nice. Get
Speaker 2: back there, I go over my goddamn work, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, I gotta get over my work. I want
Speaker 2: to go over my beats. This that h start thinking
Speaker 2: about questions you're gonna ask, because I'd do an interview.
Speaker 2: I was a little nervous whatever. So I go back
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, all right, I got my ship.
Speaker 2: I feel good, I'm confident, Get in bed, brush my teeth,
Speaker 2: lie down, turn on the TV. Invincibles on, Invincibles on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I watched the whole goddamn movie. Vincebapali. I was walking
Speaker 2: down the same goddamn area in South Philly earlier that day,
Speaker 2: get the goddamn haircut at Angelo's Well, eating a cheese steak,
Speaker 2: eating a slice, and then Rocky came on after I
Speaker 2: fell asleep. I couldn't do it. It was such a
Speaker 2: fucking Philly dad. It was so Philly.
Speaker 4: You said you saw Aj Brown too, Yeah, big.
Speaker 2: Dom, he fased on Aj Brown. Aj is a cool
Speaker 2: kid man. I'm happy for him. He's a beast too,
Speaker 2: and he'll be on the paths next year. Philly's very similar,
Speaker 2: like is to Boston, just a little bit bigger. It's bigger.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like if it's like if Boston and
Speaker 2: New York had a kid that was bigger than the if.
Speaker 4: You did like New York's footprint, but Boston's kind of
Speaker 4: level of urbanness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know, but I just felt like, you know,
Speaker 2: you got the cobbles streets like South Philly, like a
Speaker 2: lot of that feels like it almost felt like you
Speaker 2: were in South Boston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little flatter in all the history too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I went up into like Angelo's and
Speaker 2: it felt like I was going up into like a
Speaker 2: North End apartment, you know what I mean. Like it
Speaker 2: felt very similar because I've been I used to go
Speaker 2: to DEMONICAUS there's the deli and then you go above
Speaker 2: my boys, you know, you go chill up there. It's
Speaker 2: the same. It was like this. It was like that
Speaker 2: same kind of vibe. I mean, I mean, they're both
Speaker 2: East Coast beautiful, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: With like heavy immigrant populast. Yeah, yeah, Irish, you know
Speaker 4: what I.
Speaker 2: Love about Philadelphia?
Speaker 4: That Boston doesn't have is the consolidated sports arenas like
Speaker 4: Wells Fargo is right next to Lincoln is right next
Speaker 4: to Citizen Bank. They're all right there. They share a
Speaker 4: parking lot. Like there's like a little bit of like
Speaker 4: a sports connectivity with Boston. It's Foxboro, you got Jillett,
Speaker 4: you got you know, the Garden is right in the city,
Speaker 4: which is cool.
Speaker 2: Fenways right in there. But it's nice to have it
Speaker 2: all consolidated. That would be I mean, I think that's
Speaker 2: what Craft wanted. Yeah, they're gonna do it.
Speaker 4: And what like South Boston with the Olympics, that whole
Speaker 4: fucking thing that would.
Speaker 2: Have been sick if we were in the city. But
Speaker 2: then when they figured like having one way into fox
Speaker 2: Bowl one way out, when they figure traffic makes it awesome.
Speaker 2: If they can.
Speaker 4: Figure out the Revolution Stadium to be like in Boston proper, that's.
Speaker 2: That's that we're going to. They're building something over there.
Speaker 4: Like near the Encore or something. Last question, I.
Speaker 6: Want to answer this pretty simple question regarding Super well,
Speaker 6: who wins.
Speaker 8: Do the Eagles win or do the Chiefs win?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I think the Chiefs are going to three peat. I
Speaker 2: just that's where my gut tells me. I don't have
Speaker 2: any fucking like, you know, like I'm not going to
Speaker 2: Dane Orlowski like well this this, this, this, this, like
Speaker 2: we all can do that. I don't know. I just think.
Speaker 2: I think the Chiefs they just thrive. It's close, you
Speaker 2: put your money on. Super's always got something fucking going on.
Speaker 2: Been there what they're doing.
Speaker 4: They can just run it down their throat.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but control the game. I heard Tom
Speaker 2: talking on Coward it was really really brought me back
Speaker 2: to the those days. He said, you know, it's a
Speaker 2: four hour game. A lot of times defenses just die
Speaker 2: at the end, you know what I mean. So we'll see,
Speaker 2: we'll see. It'll be a good one. It'll be a
Speaker 2: good one, be a really good one. Those are some
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