WEBVTT - Monday Night Marino with Bill Burr | Week 13, 1985: Bears vs. Dolphins 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.680 At the end of this podcast, I'm gonna give you 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.120 the hug your dad never gave you. 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:08.000 I see him looking at me right now and really 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:10.960 thinking about like, Yeah, this kid's he needs a hug. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:14.560 Oh, maybe I'm just projecting. Maybe I'm hoping that I 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.440 could get a hug from the hands that caught that 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.800 ball right off the turf. Maybe you could hold me gently, 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.920 rock me before I go to my next dancing monkey 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:24.400 gig that I have to do. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.160 You do do a lot of these dancing monkey gigs I. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:31.240 Do, and this is probably the bottom of the list. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:35.760 Welcome to a very special episode of Games with Names 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:41.440 presented by cores Light. I'm Julian Edelman. They're Jack and Kyler, 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.559 and we are on a mission to find the greatest 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.000 game of all time. And on today's episode, we are 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:55.600 covering Bears versus Dolphins, Week thirteen, nineteen eighty five, Monday 0:00:55.680 --> 0:01:01.640 night football game with legendary comedian die sports fan and 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:07.280 Boston icon Bill Burr, and we get into talking his 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.840 thoughts on the current National Football League. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.840 The NFL is in a bad place. The only storyline 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.800 they have right now is Canny three. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:18.319 Peat, his Boston sports mount Rushmore. 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.640 And I can only pick one white wide receiver, so 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.600 I'll go with Wes Welker. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:27.920 Where Dan Marino ranks in all time. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.120 Nobody could beat the Bears. And this guy went in. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.440 He had no weapons, no defense. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.080 And then we get in to the chill zone presented 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:41.000 by COR's Light. We're hitting the old chill line. To 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:45.479 answer your questions about this week's game, you gotta stick 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:49.600 around to the very end. Let's go. Games with Names 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:56.800 of production of iHeartRadio, December second, nineteen eighty five. The 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.240 Orange Bowl, Miami, Florida. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:05.200 Ten year old Bill Burr with an orange afro, no girlfriend, 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.400 flunking math. He sits down in front of a square TV. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:12.160 Perfection is in the sight for the Monsters of the 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.000 Midway on Monday Night Football. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.639 But Don Shula and Dan Marino have other plans. This 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:25.080 is the Bears versus Dolphins, Week thirteen, nineteen eighty five. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.960 Welcome to Games with Names. Today, we have a very 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:41.880 special guest to talk about a very random game. I'm 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:46.440 gonna tell you We're gonna talk about the nineteen eighty 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:51.360 five Week thirteen Bears versus Dolphins Monday night football game 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:55.280 with Bill Burr and Bill I have one question to 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.880 ask you in one sentence, Okay, why did you pick 0:02:58.960 --> 0:02:59.360 this game? 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.480 Because after Dan Marino played or during his career, he 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.560 got all of this crap that he couldn't win the 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.600 big one, and he had no weapons, he had no defense. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.240 He had an older coach who was he who had 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:16.000 a chain of steakhouses shoeless right, the game had passed 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.720 him by. It wasn't like, you know, he kept you know, 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.320 adding to his game. They caught up to him. The 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.880 guy had no running back, he had nothing, He had 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.680 no help. Okay, and everybody who's saying, oh, you know, 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.240 like making it sound like this guy wasn't good. He's 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.240 one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time who had 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.560 no help. And in nineteen eighty five nobody could beat 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.920 the Bears, and this guy went in with like a 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:44.560 regular defense, not only beat him, smoked him thirty eight 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.440 to twenty four. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.040 Dude. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.640 They were beaten like the Cowboys who were just perennial. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.000 You know Tom Landry, you know, late in his career, 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.200 they beat him like forty four to nothing. I remember 0:03:53.200 --> 0:04:01.080 that on the cover of Sports Illustrated and what is it? Defense, 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:05.200 dude was like mythical by the fourth week of the season, 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:06.880 and no one was going to stop these guys and 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.600 they were gonna win the Super Bowl, which god knows 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.120 they did against my Patriots. We were up three to 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:15.640 nothing though Franklin yep, and he went in and just 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:19.159 straight up beat him. And I just always feel like 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.200 one of the biggest curses in sports there it is. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.400 I still remember that cover, and that was mind blowing. 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.160 That was mind blowing that the Dallas Cowboys could get 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:33.320 beat that bad at home. They absolutely destroyed them. But like, 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.840 one of the biggest curses in the NFL is to 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:42.400 be a highly sought after draft pick, right because you 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.919 usually end up on a on a bad team. But 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.719 then he lucked out going so late in the draft 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.400 for reasons we're not going to discuss. But if you 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.840 ever go to Pittsburgh, you can figure it out pretty quickly. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.120 I don't know Pittsburgh like that, but I could put 0:04:58.120 --> 0:04:58.839 one in one together. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:00.560 Yeah, he got a around town. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.479 Now, Bill, is this the greatest game of all time? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.680 No? Well, I figure everybody's gonna pick like, you know, 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:11.280 you guys versus the uh, the Falcons or something like that, 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.640 But like, this is one of the most overlooked games 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:17.919 of all time and all of these like you know, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.599 fat sports writers who were never picked in gym class. 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:25.200 They they can't wait for the dip in somebody's career 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.320 and their thing with him, well we can't win the 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.480 big one and blah blah blah, and they ignore this game. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.320 They ignore the people around. Remember, like his running backs 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:36.000 were like Delvin Williams during his career, Tony Nathan Kareem 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:40.719 Abdul Jabbar the football player, swear to God, and he 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:45.560 had Duper and Clayton who were fantastic, fantastic, I don't know, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.760 but like the Dolphins had like the last two white 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.960 cornerbacks in the league. They had, like they had like 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.320 who were the the Greg and Lyle and Kyle Blackwood 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.120 or something like that, the exciting whites. Yes, there you go. Yeah, 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.240 one was just okay, one was a strong safety. I 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:02.920 don't know what the other guy was. Okay, you got 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:07.000 all the names here, uh, Fulton Walker, you remember the 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.159 first guy to take a kickoff back in a Super Bowl? 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.080 Don't remember that? 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.120 But look look at look at these names. Does any 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.159 of these names anybody here jump out at you like, 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:22.480 oh my god, damn Marino, damn Okay, Damn Marino, Don'tula, Don'tula. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.039 Look look at that Look at that team. You're telling 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.440 me this team beats the eighty five Bears. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.919 They do? And why because the guys were at home 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:38.400 with the champagne glasses trying to defeat the undefeated, the 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.160 old Miami Dolphin. Guys. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.360 You know how now you played this game professionally, right 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.320 I did? I tried, and so you just went with 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.440 that ESPN take. 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.000 I tried, you know, honestly, you know it was eighty 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.479 five degrees of Miami. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.960 Chicago's a cold weather team. I'm telling you. I gotta 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.320 tell you I got That's hard. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.840 That's fucking hard. What is hard? Do you see our 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.800 record in fucking Miami in December? It's like ohen like 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.320 a million because when you go because it. 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.159 Was too hot out, well because you guys, because you 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.040 guys went to South Beach the night before. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.200 You think we went to South Beach before, you think 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.320 hot ass your team? 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.000 Every year I watch it with the Bruins and the Celtics, 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.240 they come here, they go down to Anaheim. Oh, they 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.440 play the Clippers and the Lakers. They always lose one. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.840 There's always one night is always the party night, and 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.120 then we're going to try against the Lakers. That's basically 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.560 what it is. If you saw the Celtics with the 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:36.080 Big three against the no name Clippers, it was fifty 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.160 to fifty that they were going to lose that game badly. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.600 I used to go to it every year because I 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.160 can't stand Lakers fans, because I don't mind the upper 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.360 deck ones, but the ones down low in the Staples Center, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:50.960 it's just it's just mouth breathers, mouth breathing morons, just 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.120 a bunch of old guys with like eighteen year old chicks. 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.360 It's horrible. And then you go to Miami and it's 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.280 the same thing. It's a bunch of sixty year old 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.120 guys dressed all in white linen. Hannibal Lecter when he's 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.720 gonna eat that guy at the end of the movie 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.440 and the and they hang it out with like these 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:08.480 twenty one year olds. And then you guys get down 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.840 there and you're like, Wow, what is this some wide 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.680 eyed kid from Kansas wherever the fuck you're from. You 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.720 can't handle it. You can't handle it, and you go 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.840 down and what do you do? You lose money for 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.440 guys like me and I came here today for an apology. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.880 I'm sorry, Bill, I'm fucking well. Can we just can 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.640 we discuss what's the greatest game of all time? To you? Then, 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:28.760 what is your game? 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.240 I think the great the greatest game of all time. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.720 This isn't like stand up where he just go Richard 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:41.840 Pryor and you're done. No, the greatest game of all time? 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:42.280 I don't know. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.880 I'm an underdog guy, so I always like underrated stuff. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.400 Like one of the greatest fights I ever saw was 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.960 Michael Doakes versus Evander Holyfield, and they never bring it up. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.920 I don't know why. It's an incredible fight this game 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:57.120 they never bring up. Or maybe I'm a contrarian. Maybe 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:59.280 that's why the way I keep people away, you know, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.719 and I don't let them in, you know, like you 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.760 know how much I'm enjoying whatever the fuck this is 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.160 between us. It's fantastic. If I had to sit even 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:11.640 closer to you and your Suzanne Summers rebox, I would 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.920 really be uncomfortable. Susanne Summers, those are men's sneakers. 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:16.560 These are men. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.960 Those are men's sneakers. These are that's what you guys 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.640 are doing. That is the future of this country that 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.560 a man can walk around. These are borderline slippers. I 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.280 know they have a stripe on the side of them. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.160 But these these are the same. These are the same 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.840 shoes from like nineteen seventy you were. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.160 Have you ever seen the ladies with leg warmers that 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.040 warre them when I was growing up. No, it looks 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:37.160 like you should be doing this. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.480 This is a nurse Okay, everybody, now, is this a 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:40.400 nurse shoe to you? 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:40.840 Huh? 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.640 It's a nurse shoe? Are you calling? 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:47.239 No, it's it's feminine. Its transit you. You're very progressive. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.800 You're wearing bracelets. I like this whole after football you 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.240 you know this is you have to sit on your 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:56.240 whole career and at this Huh my daughter made that? 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.000 Was that supposed to make me ease up on you? 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.079 No? That's just all right, literal the truth. You know. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.679 What's a great thing about I have a seven year 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.000 old daughter. I went to I don't have a desk 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:09.560 or anything because I'm an adult. So I was trying 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.080 to write out something. So I sat down at her desk. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.960 She was this school the great thing, But I'm a 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.560 seven year old. There was cookie crumbs on top of 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.880 the desk. It just fucking made me laugh. Like this, 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.120 kids are so funny. They think that they're sneaking and 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.440 they always like the level of evidence that they leave 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.679 kids and people who whack CEOs, it's just the level 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:32.280 of like evidence that they leave around. I love that 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.320 everybody thought that that was a professional hit and he's 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.880 sitting there talking to some chicken, like Starbucks, DNA, backpack, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.920 cell phone, still carrying the gun. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.880 He was professional enough to do the shelling though, the 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:45.400 shell thing. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.160 You know what I loved about him. I loved his belief, 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.200 you know that, like he had a whole list and 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.200 it's like, all right, that's the first guy. Like he 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.000 was just gonna go around like it was some Tom 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.000 Cruise movie and like somehow he was like the Bourne identity. 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:01.839 He's gonna be like know Tokyo, drifting around city. You're 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.520 like killing s CEOs. And they weren't going to catch 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.160 him immediately. I mean, come on, like if he just 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.880 if he just shot some shithead in the back, oh, 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:12.840 I got what's going on in New York and they 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.560 would eventually got to it. But like the level that 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.439 they went after that guy, the level you can't have 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.880 that money can't have money unless they make the call. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.360 You can't have some rando coming around to side. And 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.959 he's not at the table. No, he's not with the illuminati. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:28.840 He could be. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.240 Can I ask you a question? When you bring chicks 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:33.600 over to you take out the guitar? No, I thought 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.400 that was yours. I really just just picture the pianis 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:37.720 stream weaver. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:38.480 It just. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:42.840 Serenade. It's after football. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:43.720 I need a new angle. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.160 I can't hit him with the stats anymore. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:54.400 No stats. So Bill, what what's what's day life nowadays 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.280 for you? What are you doing these days? 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:57.040 Well? 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.000 I just scratched the rim of my car because I 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.760 can't park new cars anymore. You sit so low in them. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:02.920 You don't have a car. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.000 What kind of car do I have? I have a 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.960 Jaguar because everybody has a BMW or Mercedes, and I 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.960 have kids and I needed a back seat. But now 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.000 I found out that the Jaguar has like the same 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.840 engine as like the land Rover range Rover. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.360 Yeah. They're English cars, yeah, and. 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.880 They're like notorious like Lemon Lawn. Is this on the 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:19.920 internet or is this on real TV? Then I have 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.360 to lie and be like range Rovers are a fantastic infessment. No, 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.320 my mechanic already told me, he goes, no matter what 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.760 you do with this car, it's it's junk by the 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.880 time it's one hundred thousand miles and it already like overheated. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:35.040 It's annoying, you know what I mean. So I don't 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.200 know what I'm gonna do with it. 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.240 My dad's a mechanic, and the first thing he ever 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.400 told me is never buy an English car. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.160 Yeah, what is there? You know? 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:44.320 They just don't know. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.960 They're like the worst people on the planet because you 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.800 take the Germans, like the English, not good with people, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:54.480 not good with people with machines, great with machines. England 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:58.480 just oh for two, oh for two, no rush, no floss, 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.160 and they got meat pies or something over there. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:06.560 What is their food? Chips? And are the fish and chips? 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:07.240 Other people? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:07.720 I don't know. 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.200 They just kind of go around the world. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:09.880 Yeah. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.080 I do love when I go over and they go, well, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.679 what's wrong with America? It's like, well, you started it, 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:17.800 the fuck you. This was your baby, you know what 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.000 I mean, And you taught us how to treat people. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:21.480 That's what's going on with it. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:22.760 We don't put it. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.800 I don't put it all on them. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.000 A lot of it. I put a lot on the 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:26.560 French too. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:27.760 It's a beautiful room. 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:28.840 It's cedar. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.280 This is the age we're at right now. This is 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.160 I just looked at your Wallas as a beautiful room. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.960 You got a little more excited. You go, this is cedar. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:36.360 I know. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:37.959 Oh is that so you can have like a like 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.120 a wolf sweater in here and like. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:43.440 It's actually bugs it is. Yeah, cedar wood is like 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.160 really good with bugs. I think it doesn't allow bugs 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:47.679 to live in it. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.480 I think it's more technical than that. But okay, something 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:53.360 like there's something about the wood. This is great. Don't 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.960 you love the two dumb guys don't know what they're 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.520 talking about. This is great. This is what people want 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.480 to listen. Well, let's go with it. Yeah, some they 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:01.560 don't like the smell of it. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.520 I think there's something to do with the radiant. I 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.960 don't actually don't know, but I just wanted to throw 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:07.720 that word out there. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.880 I like radiant, and I totally bought it when you 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.040 said it. Yeah, I was like, he knows what this means. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:16.160 I have no clue. I'm a dumb football player, Bill 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:17.160 Now I'm. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.160 A stupid comic I do shit jokes. 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.880 Yeah, but I don't think honestly, for me, I think 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.720 comics are like some of the smartest people I've met. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.880 It's because you haven't hung out with us and you're 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:33.040 romanticizing the art. No, tell us we're sad clowns. No, 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.160 we're so happy when they're on stage and then we 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:37.320 just walk away. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.120 You know. No, there's definitely always something that. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.360 Has I'm glad I was able to make your day 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:48.360 more enjoyable. There's all the young comedians out there. That's 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.240 one of the biggest lies ever that if you do 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.240 you have enough fucking cameras. Jesus fucking Christ got you 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.800 on me, like the National News. Okay, this will be 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.640 if don't buy into that that bullshit that that if 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.720 you're but you're not going to be funny. If you 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.920 get married and I find love, you're not going to 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.240 be funny. It doesn't. It's it's an amazing thing and 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.160 it gives you a whole new way of viewing the world. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.760 And if you're funny, you're funny. That's that's what it is. Right, 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.920 Like if you somehow serenade the right woman right with 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.560 that guitar and you get married Does that mean you 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.200 can't catch a football anymore? Does that mean you don't 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.000 have the desire? 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.440 I tell you right now, I literally didn't get in 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:29.400 relationships during my career because I felt guys got softer 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:33.360 when they had marriage. I saw it firsthand. You did. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.600 They're saying that as far as your research goes. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.680 As far as my research goes. I felt that because 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.000 I felt that, like, I saw a couple guys that 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:46.320 were you know, I won't put no names out there, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:50.000 but they got married, and it just felt like the 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.360 main reason wasn't the main reason anymore. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.040 I tried to say something nice and then you just 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:01.520 come at me with facts. I can't argue that, I know, 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.120 because then they'd be like, you got concussed again, Julian, 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.560 And you're like, it's just a headache, and they're going, no. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.720 My hip, that's my hip, it's my cale. 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.280 If Tommy says I can go, that means I can go. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.320 Why are you gonna listen to me? And then Bill 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.560 calls you, Yeah, the game started like a like a 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:22.320 week ago. Where the fuck are you? Did you see 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:25.360 that recent one? Let Lawrence Taylor drove by Giants Stadium? 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.040 You saw the lights on him, and he's like, oh fuck, 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.160 I have a game. Yeah, and showed up in the 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:29.800 first quarter. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.160 He showed up late. They benched him for a series 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:34.440 and then he went out and I think he had 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:35.400 like seven sacks. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.200 All right, I'm gonna tell a story. Okay, I don't 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:40.640 feel like I'm talking out out of school here, because 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.800 this is this is uh, this is a funny story. 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.320 So I'm doing inside the NFL. Phil Simms is on 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.960 the show and Lawrence Taylor is coming in. So it's Phil, 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:56.040 Chris Collinsworth, Laurence, Lawrence Taylor, and me. Right, I mean 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.160 one of those classic like what in the hell am 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:58.680 I doing here? 0:16:58.760 --> 0:16:58.920 Right? 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:03.160 So Lauren hasn't showed up yet, so Phil tells me 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:05.600 a story. I can't believe Lawrence Taylor is going to 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.639 be here. I mean that guy was just like he 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.639 literally changed the game, and I was just going on 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.080 and on about him. He goes, you know what's funny 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.440 about that guy? He goes, he didn't even know the 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.440 names of the teams in the leagues. I go, get 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:17.800 the fuck out of here. He goes, Yeah, he goes. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:21.520 One time, he goes, we were we won some game. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:23.720 They were on the road, and they're on the team plane. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.879 They're all hyped and Lawrence is psyched and Phil goes, yeah, hey, man, 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.359 you know, if the Redskins lose, then we're going to 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.800 be in first place in our division. And Lawrence goes, 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.560 uh oh yeah, he goes he goes, who's in our division? 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.119 And Phil goes, you don't know who's in our division? 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:39.000 And he goes, man, I don't give a shit, right, 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:42.280 And I'm thinking, like, that is the genius that he 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.840 held him. Let's say, I don't need extra information in 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.280 my head. You have a different uniform than me, I'm 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.920 going to ruin your day. So I thought it was 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.080 a hilarious story. But as always, you know, you think 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:53.919 maybe he put a little mustard on it or whatever. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.800 Ten minutes later, Lawrence Taylor comes walking in. Him and 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.240 Phil both just start laughing, which was great. They just 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.520 saw each other. They start laughing. They hugged and everything. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.280 You just know all the shit that they did back then. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:07.280 Who knows, right, So Laurence sits down and he starts 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.080 telling stories. Right, They just start telling things, and in 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:11.879 the middle of one story goes me, he goes, we 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.720 were down in uh down in New Orleans, then we 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.080 would play in the UH and he goes Phil what's 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:18.480 the name of that team in New Orleans and he 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:20.440 goes to the Saints. He goes, You're play in the Saints. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:25.600 It was unbelievable. And then fat sports writers would would 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:27.960 would say that, you know, they would say that he 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:29.480 wasn't smart, he was blah blah. It's like that's like 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.960 some Einstein shit. I'm wearing the same shit every day, 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:34.719 so my brain doesn't I only need to worry about Like, 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.040 you know, you hear all those stories how he would 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:39.359 sleep through meetings and then get up and diagram the 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.560 whole play or they would ask him if it was okay. 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:46.119 The guy is like a fucking genius. Genius. But the 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.560 fact that he didn't even know, like the fact that 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.520 he's almost like a housewife in the level that he 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.560 doesn't know the names of the teams. Yet he's the 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:58.800 most alpha dominating player that I ever saw. But you 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:00.600 know why he seems like he fell out of the 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:05.640 sky is because his favorite player was Hollywood Henderson. Yeah, 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.320 and he was sort of he was like Hollywood Henderson 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:13.280 was the gap as far as the linebacking position between 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.600 like you know, Dick Buckis in that era and him 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:18.200 he came and it looked like he was an alien. 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:21.800 It was because unfortunately, Hollywood Henderson had like substance abuse 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:24.679 problems and it affected his career. But one of the 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:30.280 greatest play another underrated play nineteen seventy six. The Steelers 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:34.680 are playing the Cowboys and the Steelers kick off. Guess 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:38.960 who receives it. Hollywood Henderson. They had a linebacker receiving 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:42.080 their kick in nineteen seventy six, like that just didn't happen, 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.399 and he took it all the way down the field 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:48.320 to like they're forty five and Roy Jirella, their kicker, 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:51.400 just sort of dove like that and his linebacker knee 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:54.520 hit his ribs, broke them, yeah, and fucked him up 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:56.320 for the game. And it's a really hard game to 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:59.720 watch him. You're a Cowboys fan, because they were running reverses, 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:01.360 I think that's what it was. It was a reverse 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.199 on the on the kickoff, and they were doing all 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:05.879 of this shit and then they got up and then 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.920 they just sat on the ball and the Steelers kept 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:11.600 playing and then they came back and beat them. 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:13.760 Man, how does it feel to be that old to 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.320 remember a nineteen seventy six game that great. 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.840 I watched it on YouTube. The first one I watched 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:20.960 was seventy eight. 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.240 What's the first game you remember watching? 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:26.840 You know some OJ Simpson was playing in like the 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.840 early seventies, and my yeah, my dad's screaming at the 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:34.639 TV or something. My grandfather going, uh, you know, he's 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:36.680 the old days. He's like packing a pipe to smoke 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.520 it inside. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.440 The Sherlock Holmes fucking. 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:44.200 No old men smoked pipe. And I gotta be honest 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.919 with you to this, Both my grandfathers smoked pipes, and 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.560 to this day if I smell pipe smoke, it puts 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:53.720 me in like the greatest mood because both my grand 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:59.159 grandfathers with these amazing like guys guys. Yeah, so that 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.480 was probably the first one. But I've also like gone 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:05.840 back in, like I've watched all of this history of 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:10.439 the NFL, and I'll tell you a great guy and 0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:12.960 he just passed away unfortunately, and in the NFL never 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:15.880 gave him his due. Was this guy Marlin Briscoe. Brisco 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:19.040 he played for the Broncos, black quarterback. They drafted him. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.000 He was like second or third string or something like that, 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:23.560 and both white quarterbacks go down this is like the 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:26.640 late sixties and he goes in and you immediately see 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:30.000 the modern modern day NFL. It wasn't just standing there 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:33.400 throwing like that. He was all over the field more 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:36.760 Randall Cunningham, I would say, than Michael Vick. And he 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.560 won like six of the last seven games something crazy. 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:42.000 And then you know they didn't make the playoffs because 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:44.320 they were having a bad season before he got in there. 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:47.560 And then the next season the team just drafted another 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:50.480 high rank white guy and they shipped him off the 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:52.600 Buffalo and he finished his career as a wide receiver. 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:57.440 Wow. Yeah, sounds like the sixties. 0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:01.360 Well this is what sixties sounded like right through the nineties, 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:02.080 I feel. 0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:05.919 Yeah, yeah, I guess so that's. 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:09.919 What like, this is like all of this shit that 0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:11.880 I can was so fucked up as I can remember 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:16.640 all of that stuff, and I think because I looked 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:18.840 at the football cards and I remember all the names. 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:21.920 And then I also went back and I was fascinated, 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.800 like what happened right before I started watching football and 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.640 then today's game, Like if you know you you age 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:30.440 out as a player, I also feel you can age 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:33.720 out as a as a fan, and like how certain 0:22:35.760 --> 0:22:40.119 teams like they sort of aged out when during like 0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:42.359 free agency because their whole thing was the draft and 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:44.680 their scouts, and then when the game became more free agency, 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:49.159 they didn't adjust. I would say as a fan that 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:51.520 the fan version of that is I didn't get involved 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:55.040 in fantasy football. Yeah, so now I don't know the 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:57.800 player's name, I don't know what's going on. And then 0:22:58.200 --> 0:23:00.520 like I also feel like they kind of sold their 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:05.000 souls all professional sports for offense because they had reached 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:08.399 maximum density with sports fans, and then offense gets the 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:12.840 casual fans. Yeah, and I think that they are envious 0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:17.160 of the UFC to see them start so much later 0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:22.479 than them but then go global. But there's something about soccer, 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:29.600 football whatever, and and fighting it just transcends all borders 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:34.920 and all that, which I find like really fascinating. Not fighting, 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:37.680 because fighting, you know, it's like I remember Joe Rogan 0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:40.400 telling this story saying, like, you know, if you're driving 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:41.960 on the street and there's two people playing you know, 0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:43.879 catch or whatever, playing base, you know you're not going 0:23:43.960 --> 0:23:45.600 to really watch because but if you drive down the 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:48.520 street and you see a fight, like you you got 0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:49.960 to watch it. And it was sort of like this 0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:55.359 really yeah easy way of explaining how their thing got 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:58.080 as big as it dig and I don't know what 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:00.840 it is about soccer, but every but he seems it 0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:03.120 seems to enjoy it because all you need is a ball, 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:06.640 say that about whop, I guess you need you need 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:07.120 a basketball. 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:11.480 Basketball is also very global. Yeah, okay, you know what 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:12.920 I mean. Yeah, so your. 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:14.800 Point about like how football is kind of change and 0:24:14.800 --> 0:24:17.639 involved and sold it sold for offense is a conversation 0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:19.840 we have behind the scenes on this show a lot 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:22.520 because we go watch a five game, we watch a 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:24.399 game from the early two thousands, and the game is 0:24:24.440 --> 0:24:25.000 so different. 0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:28.000 Oh yeah, you don't even want to hear my conspiracy theory. 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:32.240 Like my conspiracy theory right now is is the NFL 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:34.680 is in a bad place because they only have one 0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:38.280 great quarterback. True as far as like there's always been 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:42.600 braiding Brady Manning, you know, uh what about Lway. 0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:45.000 Marino quarterback, So Mahomes. 0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:46.960 Mahomes is the guy that sells the tickets. I'm not 0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:50.080 saying that's not like great talent at that position, but 0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:53.160 nobody has put up sort of like he doesn't have 0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:56.040 his you know, hatfield and McCoy guy. So it's sort 0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:58.880 of their own. The only storyline they have right now 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:02.520 is Canny three p. So that's why, like the ridiculous 0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:05.440 that guy took his helmet off from the fucking end zone, 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:07.360 the rep says, put it back on. I mean, it's 0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:10.879 just like he's like, you realize this is televised, right, Like, 0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:12.000 what are we doing here? 0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:15.440 So you know that's a penalty, supposed to be a penalty. 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:19.960 Take your helmet off. It's fifteen. Yeah, now we're it's 0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:26.560 it's very fascinating to me that you know your sports shit, 0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:31.320 like you know this shit. I know eras where did 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:34.440 I know an era? Where does this sports fandom come from? 0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:38.240 Like is your grandpa smoking the pipe watching the Patriots 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.240 or where did this all come from? 0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:43.720 Well, my grandfather was you know, he was he was 0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:45.840 super old. He was born like eighteen ninety two. 0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:47.480 Jesus fucking yeah. 0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:49.800 He had like my dad was a product of a 0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:53.040 second marriage, so like he had kids. What was really 0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:56.160 late in life, which is like he was like almost forty, 0:25:56.320 --> 0:26:00.600 you know, so he was like in the we like horses, 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:05.560 old dad, horses, Yeah, horses, boxing in baseball. So if 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:07.920 you look at the turn of the last century, horse 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.560 racing and boxing with the two biggest sports, and then 0:26:10.640 --> 0:26:14.439 baseball came on. So he was living through that and like, 0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:18.199 you know, as far as like, you know, having a 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.560 cool car back then was like being able to handle 0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.600 a horse. Having I'm probably a stable full of horses. 0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:25.439 I don't know, that was like some man shit. So 0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:28.560 he was into that. And then he saw, you know, 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:30.920 Babe Ruth and all of that, that whole baseball thing 0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:35.439 come on and and like all of a sudden being 0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:37.119 able to listen to it on the radio and all 0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:38.760 of that. So he was he was kind of into 0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:42.320 the radio. And you know, he was like a classic 0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.919 older guy. Both of them. They were quiet, you know 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:49.879 what I mean, and and uh just you know, smoke. 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.600 The pipe would have, you know, a little two fingers 0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:55.639 whatever whatever their their drink. Everybody had like their drink. 0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:58.879 And you smoked and you look like you were fifty 0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.320 when you were thirty. Was like that's just the way 0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:05.719 it was back then. But I remember I related. I 0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:10.040 related to them, and I didn't know why. But now 0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:12.760 that I am an old man, you're not that old, 0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:14.960 but I'm fifty six, dude, I'm fucking old. Right, you 0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:15.359 look good. 0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:15.680 Yeah. 0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:17.480 I was saying the other day, fifty six times too 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:17.920 is dead? 0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:22.119 All right? So like it is, it is. 0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:24.320 You can go to whatever personal trainer and they do 0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:26.800 your blood be like you're fifty six, but your you know, 0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:29.600 your fucking ankle is thirty eight. With that dumb shit 0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:31.840 that they say to get you to keep coming back, 0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:33.840 it's like, no, it's fifty. Everything on me is fifty 0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:36.320 six years old. I might look better than the average 0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:38.159 fifty six year old, but you know my heart has 0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.000 been beaten for you know, over a half a century. 0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:41.159 So that that is what it is. 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:46.760 So it must be the avocados. Bill came here immediately 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.439 had to scarf down an avocado because he's on that 0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:52.960 Hollywood diet. Now I am out of Boston guy, Now, 0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:56.880 Boston guy, that's that's the least Boston thing you've ever 0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:57.639 done in front of me. 0:27:58.320 --> 0:28:00.280 That's the first fucking thing I've ever done in front 0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:01.760 of you. I mean I've make you once at the 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:04.359 comedy store and then there a couple other times. But yeah, 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:07.760 I remember, all right, what's the most Boston thing I 0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:08.760 ever did? Make fun of? 0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:12.880 Your fucking SnO, that that was that's a Boston thing, 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:16.240 even though they look like they're from fucking Southis. 0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:17.840 But you know what I'm gonna be. You can pull 0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:21.760 them off and that might be a compliment, that might 0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:24.600 be an insult and dog gone it. You should make 0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:26.840 the you should wear the sneakers that make you feel 0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:27.440 the prettiest. 0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:29.040 Are they that ugly? 0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:33.520 No, they're just really feminine because you're No, I just 0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:35.399 think No, I don't know what it is. There's just 0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:38.800 something about the soul. It's like that is not an 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:39.480 active person. 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:40.200 That's gum. 0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:42.440 That is like that is the soul of so that 0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:50.920 lets somebody else drive culy. Well you're doing all right? 0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:54.240 I don't know, Like that's what those sneakers say to me. 0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:57.160 Do you want to go out to dinner? Yeah? And 0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:00.640 I don't know what I want. That's the whole other 0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:04.000 side of you. I don't want to see. I want 0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:04.800 to keep the myth. 0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:06.160 What's the myth? 0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:10.320 I don't know. You spoke in proper English earlier and 0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:11.479 it really made me happy. 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:13.160 Why I can't speak. 0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:15.680 It said, I got you got dip in your That's 0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:18.760 just what I need. I need as someone who failed 0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:21.920 horrifically in athletics, I need to see the. 0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:25.520 Flaws you're seeing nobody. You're fucking out. 0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:27.760 I'm not. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You look like you 0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:28.640 can still play. 0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:37.280 So Grandpa, Pops, old ass Dad, old guy, eighteen hundred Grandpa, 0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:37.960 that's fucking. 0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:38.680 Eighteen ninety two. 0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:41.800 Yeah, that is Nars so over sports fandom. 0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:44.280 He almost owned a slave. I mean, this guy was 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:44.720 way back. 0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:49.040 He probably did. And I don't know if we'll probably 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:49.840 have to cut that out. 0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:53.240 Dude, Why why is us history? Why do we have 0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:53.680 to act like? 0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:53.920 You know what? 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:58.360 Always fascinated me. I never got this sketch on Chappelle's show, 0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:00.680 but I wrote this sketch for day. It's one of 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.840 my favorite people in this business. There was this weird thing, 0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:06.160 you know, because I'm always watching this old footage on sports. 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:10.040 They would tell the history of baseball separately. They would 0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.480 talk about in the nineteen fifties, oh boy, oh boy, 0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:15.120 it was the golden age of baseball, and you know, 0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.720 you know Willie Mickey and the Duke and I used 0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:19.920 to go to center field and whoopie doopy there was 0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.960 there was Duke Schneider right or whatever, and then they 0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:25.760 had the other side, Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier, 0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:27.920 and it was super ugly and people throwing black cats 0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:30.000 on the field and saying all of this shit. But 0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:33.480 they told those two stories separately, you know what I mean, 0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.120 for some weird reasons. So I wrote this sketch where 0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:39.520 Dave was watching like one of those Billy Crystal going 0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:42.360 to a Yankee game things and just fantasize, oh boy, 0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:44.360 oh boy, I wish I'd played during the Golden Age 0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.360 of baseball. And then he went back, and of course, 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:48.320 like it was like, and here we are, nineteen fifty four, 0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:49.800 the Golden Age love. And then you know, he come 0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:53.120 up to the place God Themailia Blacks, and then and 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:56.400 there's the mick oh, Mickey Mannle and this all this, 0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:00.480 the duality of it struck me as funny got it on. 0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:03.640 Though he would have killed that, he killed everything. 0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:07.520 Now, Billy Crystal, big Yankees guy you ever met? 0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:11.400 I love Billy Crystal. And one of the movie and 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:14.680 I also underrated movie was Mister Saturday Night. 0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:16.040 I didn't see it. 0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:20.320 I love that movie. And that movie very subtly is 0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:24.960 sort of a blueprint for stand a stand up comedy career. 0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:27.840 Of some of the pitfalls that you can fall and 0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:29.400 I haven't I haven't seen it in a while, but 0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:35.760 it's just like kind of getting carried away with your ego, uh, 0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:38.360 dying on a hill like that thing when he when 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.280 he when he he finally gets his show, and in 0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.640 his head he's like, don't say it, don't say it. 0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:45.760 It was what's with your fucking hair? Whatever he said, 0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:51.320 and then he gets fired the self sabotage the I 0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:53.360 haven't seen it a while, but like, you know, having 0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:56.280 you got the one, the girl, and then you're looking 0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:58.280 at other women, you've just fucked the whole thing up. 0:31:58.600 --> 0:31:59.520 It was really a. 0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.120 I love that movie. I love that movie. So and 0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:06.920 then also, you know, I used to watch him with 0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:10.240 Robin and whoopee, the comic relief. I saw him all 0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:12.840 the way back on soap which you don't even remember, 0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:15.760 which was the late seventies, so I basically was and 0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:19.520 then watched him hosting the Oscars and yeah, and it 0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:21.920 was a cool thing as a wanna be comedian and 0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:26.840 then becoming a comedian because they never gave comedies oscars. 0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:29.920 There was sort of like this subtle thing like, Okay, 0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.400 so you actors are so goddamn great, how come you 0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.560 can't host you show you need you need a comedian, 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.320 and how many times he did it, the great job 0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:41.240 that he did with it, so I was I was 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:44.600 a huge fan. And then he did a show with 0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:48.080 Josh Gadd that only went a season and it's just 0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:50.200 still like a phantom limb. I wanted to see how 0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.719 it played out. And it was like they were playing 0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:56.480 he was playing this older entertainer and he was this 0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:59.200 younger entertainer for whatever reasons, their careers where they were at, 0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:01.840 they needed each other there and I mean it maybe 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:06.200 it was too inside baseball, but it was absolutely brilliant 0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:09.520 and they were so great and and it was, uh, 0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:11.400 there's a there's a few of those TV series that 0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:14.880 I watched. It was one on Showtime, The Brotherhood, and 0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.120 that I think it was sort of loosely based on 0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:20.000 The Bulgers, and that one went away. 0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:24.360 No, you look at Billy Crystal and. 0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:27.960 Sorry I went off on a tangent. You really needed 0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:28.880 to regroup. 0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:30.680 There, No I did. I did, but I was thinking, 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:35.880 you're lady completely didn't. I completely didn't understand anything you 0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:39.440 just said. But yes, you did not really stop playing dumb. No, 0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:40.400 You're not a dumb guy. 0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.480 I'm pretty dumb listen, being able to figure out where 0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:45.400 to sit down on a zone with twenty two people 0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:46.400 fucking running around. 0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:47.600 That's different. 0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:50.240 That's what happened to you as a child, that you 0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:54.040 can't take a compliment, that you have to hide behind 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:54.680 this pillow. 0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:56.240 My dad never gave me one. 0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.440 Oh oh you had one of those? 0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:00.440 Oh definitely did. 0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:02.320 You have to walk behind the station wagon with your 0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:03.440 cleats over your shoulder? 0:34:04.000 --> 0:34:07.200 Suburban? But yeah, we had the old ninety one bourbon 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.920 everyone knew. Yeah it catches. Yeah, you take you something. 0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:13.240 Why did you have not literally used to get grounded 0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.800 if you get out of my fucking car, you piece 0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:18.600 of shit dude? It was I had a crazy life 0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.600 like that where I would get grounded if I didn't 0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:25.200 go for it for four in baseball, basketball turnovers, Dad 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:28.680 make me. My dad heard a story that remember white 0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:33.239 chocolate Jason Williams, His dad tied his right hand to 0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:35.400 his behind his back and made him dribble with his 0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:37.600 left up and down the street. My dad used to 0:34:37.600 --> 0:34:39.920 make me do that, like my dad was psycho. 0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:42.440 You know. It's funny when I think about where were 0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:45.160 the moms during those eras. 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:48.880 Someone was smoking a cigarettes watching just we're kind of 0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.080 trailer trash. 0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:51.040 Mine was inside. 0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.440 I know you're from Boston and I'm from California, even 0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:55.760 though you said I was from Kansas, but. 0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:58.439 You just sound like you're from Kansas and you're doing dip. 0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:00.920 You picked up a lot of bad habits, the intellect, 0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:04.520 the dip. Definitely, it's up Kansas. I'll be there in 0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:08.759 a week now, kidding. Actually, bucket list, I want to 0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:11.439 go to Jayhawks basketball game. I somehow became a fan 0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:14.080 of this. Yeah, a long time ago at the was 0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:16.120 at the fieldhouse or whatever field house? 0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:22.920 Why do you love sports? I still don't understand it. 0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:24.719 You know so much about this shit? 0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:26.800 Well, what else am I going to do? Watch CNN 0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.520 and Fox News and watch those guys lie and then 0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:31.759 go do blow and fuck the same hookers after their 0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:33.799 show's done. Why would I sit there and watch that? 0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.359 So then I try to watch sports, and I'm trying 0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:39.479 to get away from all of this shit that I'm seeing. 0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.239 And now what do they have a baseball stand up 0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:45.040 for cancer? And everybody's crying about somebody who died from cancer. 0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.640 No one's saying, well, they turned our food supply into poison. 0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:49.920 They don't bring that part up. You just hold a 0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:53.000 sign that says Larry and you start crying. And I'm 0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:55.719 trying to watch a fucking baseball game. If you're not 0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:57.480 gonna do anything about the food supply, I don't want 0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.480 to see the people that you killed during game. 0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:05.239 So what's your Boston hierarchy of sports? 0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:15.840 Boston hierarchy? Well, well pick, I'll give you my my 0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:21.440 top five top five and okay, you gotta go, Bill Russell. 0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:30.160 As far as the Celtics hierarchy, Bill Russell, that's the foundation. Listen, 0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:32.760 are you gonna let me answer it? You're just gonna 0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:33.000 do it. 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.640 I'm just gonna Bobby Larry Bird. 0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:36.759 You probably lived in Southee and you stole cars, and 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.239 you were good at math, and you said, how do 0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:43.080 you like them apples? Huh? Listen, I already I already 0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.400 was judging you because you were from Kansas, but the 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:49.160 fact that you're from California. You know what's funny about 0:36:49.160 --> 0:36:56.439 Republicans is they love TV people. They were fucking because 0:36:56.480 --> 0:36:58.480 I was just thinking, like the other day, it's like 0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:02.440 they keep electing the host of a reality show TV star, right. 0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:07.360 They like the host of the Apprentice, they like Schwarzeneger movies, 0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.480 Reagan No, and then watching like Trump, I don't know 0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:14.160 what he's doing. He's like talking about national security with 0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:19.000 doctor Phil. Have you seen his ratings now? It's like 0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.480 it's like Trump, this is a little more fucking important. 0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:25.359 And then he replaced a warmonger with dementia. The joke 0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.920 I've been doing my actors the last three president's elections. 0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:33.399 We're picking presidents the way the Browns pick quarterbacks. We got. 0:37:33.440 --> 0:37:36.279 We're in this vortex we got, we gotta get out 0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:39.720 of it. And then fortunately somebody comes along and whacks 0:37:39.719 --> 0:37:42.640 the CEO and gives us a chance to breathe a little. 0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:43.760 So who's the Baker? 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:45.319 Like, what are we doing? Huh? 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:47.839 Who's the Baker Mayfield of presidents? In that? 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:49.359 I love Baker Maks. 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:50.640 I do too, That's what I'm saying. 0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:53.560 You know what I love that. I love that Colin 0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:56.120 Cowhard has to stay up at night knowing he was 0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:59.279 wrong and can't get himself to admit it, and his 0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:01.879 desk is just going to keep getting bigger. I still 0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:03.840 have to go to a physical therapist. Looking up at 0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:07.520 him during those interviews I did on his show, Oh 0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:10.120 my god, look at that. Would you look at that, 0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:11.920 Ty debtmur, I can't. 0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:19.360 Even Charlie Fry isn't win from the Brady draft, Yes, Spurgeon. 0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:22.920 Brady Quinn Jake, well not the loan from uh the Panthers. 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:25.440 They got rid of him. He was a fucking baller. 0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:29.080 He almost beat us. Uh, I was not afraid of 0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.880 the Super Bowl even remore Colt McCoy, dude, they they should, 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.560 they should get all of these guys together and sit 0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:36.840 around the biggest round table you could ever get, like 0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:40.719 a forty seven person round table, and it's just called 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:44.319 I was drafted number one by the Browns, and you 0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:47.400 and and you talk about all the success you had 0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:50.520 at all levels leading up to that, and then he 0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:55.239 went to the Browns and nobody blocked. And now for 0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:57.000 the rest of your life, you go into a Dick 0:38:57.080 --> 0:39:00.200 Sporting Good and some mantated fat fuck gets to say 0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:05.839 you sucked, like that's that's what you're signing up for. 0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:09.319 Baker Bak won a playoff game for them. 0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:11.759 Okay, so what what? What is my fascination was? It 0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:14.640 wasn't always we were in the hierarchy of Boston, but 0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:19.840 oh okay, all right, Bill Russell Uh wait a second, 0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:23.240 stop throwing fucking bird in there. Everybody's gonna say Bird. 0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:29.719 There's other Matt Damon Ben a flat fucking mock Wahlberg. 0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:31.640 I'm a Billburg guy. 0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:37.400 Sorry, Joey mack Alright, Bird, will that get you to stop? 0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:38.920 Will that get you to stop? 0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:42.000 All right? Russell, you notice my posture. 0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:43.719 I'm just I'm gonna be like laying flat by the 0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.280 end of this, crying about her childhood. 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:47.520 So Ernie came in here and talked for three hours, 0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:51.000 and by the end he was like this sleeping all right. 0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:53.440 Well, there's two different lists. There's the people that I 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:55.759 liked and then the best ever. Okay, some of them 0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.439 are on the same list, so like the best ever. 0:39:57.480 --> 0:40:01.040 You gotta go, Bird, I mean, uh Bill Russ Bird, 0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:08.080 I'm going like Celtics right now. And that's it. I'm kidding. 0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:11.160 I'm too old to remember anybody past the fucking nineties. 0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.240 Then he got it, Bobby orr who even warning Gretzky's 0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:17.400 I said, that's the greatest of all time. Cam Neely, 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:20.120 cam Neely, you want fifty goals? And I beat the 0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.799 fuck out of your team? You know that guy? And 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.400 he owned the Canadians when we couldn't beat the Canadians 0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:26.719 and we were all I'm like, oh, we'll go in 0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:27.960 to the form, we're gonna lose. He would get a 0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:32.319 hat trick on Patrick Waugh, who changed the game for move. 0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:34.160 On, Kenny Lely. Do you have a take on Olf Samuelson? 0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:36.040 Do I have a take on him? 0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:37.000 Uh? 0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.920 My only take on that guy is that whenever I 0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:43.400 hear Pittsburgh fans whining about what they did to Sidney 0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:46.719 Crosby in his career, it's like, you have Alf Samuelson 0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:50.640 in your ring of honor. So I mean, I don't 0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:52.480 I mean, live by this, sword, die by this. They 0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:54.520 also had Matt Cook. I mean, they just they like 0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:58.160 guys like that unless they're coming at them. So, you know, 0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:01.719 I don't know, you know, whatever Ulf did, he had, 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.960 he had like a long career, but I mean I 0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:08.040 just don't I don't think like going at somebody's knees. 0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:10.560 I don't think that, you know, Okay, So then what 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:12.640 did what did that do for hockey? That took Cam 0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:16.600 Neely away? And then you're left with Alf Samuelson. So like, 0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:19.160 I don't mind guys that played physical and that type 0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:20.960 of thing. You know, the guys that were on the line, 0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:24.120 like Claude Claudeleineux. All right, that guy did a lot 0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:26.160 of dirty ship, but he could also he could play 0:41:26.200 --> 0:41:30.319 the game. So it's you know, I don't know, you 0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:33.920 know what, fuck you for bringing his name up all 0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:35.279 the fucking championships and. 0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:39.320 It's fucking sky. 0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:43.000 Yeah, but western Massachusetts, that's that's not even America. Forget 0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:46.360 about Massachusetts. That's just like people who can't find the 0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:50.120 Appalachian Trail. Look at his beard. Do you think he 0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:51.480 has running water in his house? 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:51.879 No? 0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:57.520 I don't either. And then as far as Patriots, I 0:41:57.560 --> 0:42:03.880 mean John Hannah, Andre Tippetti, you gotta go. Steve Grogan, 0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:06.120 one of the greatest, toughest fucking guys. 0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:07.440 Grogan, Dude. 0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:09.840 Grogan played the last five years of his career wearing 0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:11.880 a neck brace. He looked like he just got to 0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:15.239 a car accident. And he played on AstroTurf. And he 0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:19.040 would hold that fucking ball until the like the camera 0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:21.160 would always go at the ball. He would just see 0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:23.359 him fly out of frame as the ball went like 0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:26.560 that way, and he would just get up. The guy 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:28.719 just would get up. Yeah, he was Oh my god, 0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:31.080 that naked bootleg on Monday Night football. 0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:32.239 Fifty yardists didn't see it. 0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:35.719 Fucking white guy giving us all hope we can run. 0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:39.359 I could make it. Uh Stanley Morgan, there it is. 0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:39.959 He wore. 0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:46.800 First of all, he had the same genetics as Peyton Manning, 0:42:46.800 --> 0:42:49.000 where they just had extra neck, you know what I mean, 0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:52.239 like usually the helmet fits the thing. I don't know what, 0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:56.120 I don't know what. You know, I don't think Peyton's 0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:58.360 that brighter guy. So he's always cheating on people, you 0:42:58.400 --> 0:43:00.879 know the papers. I think that that's what happened. I'm 0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:02.879 just fucking with I love Peyton, but the fucking guy. 0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:04.759 I did his show, and all he did was like 0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.879 he was like, remember when ELI did this. It's like, yeah, 0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.239 I do, I don't remember when you did it? Yeah, 0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:12.800 he always does that. Oh my god. The cheating ass Colts, 0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:16.320 the fucking cheating ass Colts. Brilliant dude. 0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:19.720 You know what, I didn't realize how much I hated 0:43:19.719 --> 0:43:23.280 the Colts until I started doing a podcast with Gronk 0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:25.400 and seeing how much he hated the Colts. 0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:30.719 Dude, you really hate the biggest whining bitches that ever. 0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:37.040 Fucking It's AFC Championship Banner runner up that's what they have. 0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:39.160 They have an AFC runner up. 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.320 How about how about the fact their owners sat on 0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:44.440 the competition committee and made the way we were covering 0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:47.279 their receivers illegal, and then they stole our offense and 0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.239 won a fucking Super Bowl and they didn't say anything, 0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:52.040 which I don't give a fuck. It's a dirty game. 0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:55.839 But don't go around weighing a football, I mean, what 0:43:55.880 --> 0:43:56.680 the fuck? 0:43:57.400 --> 0:44:02.560 Same amount of their footballs were underinflated, underinflated, and he 0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.680 hired this guy who said he was a scientist who wasn't. 0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:07.880 How about the fact that I still can't stand him 0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:08.200 right now. 0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:11.120 How about the fact that the owner of a losing 0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:14.719 team was allowed to conduct an independent investigation that was 0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:19.400 upheld by the NFL. Roger Goodell that appetizer eating fucking 0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:22.759 Fred Flintstone looking savage. Okay, I get it. You gotta 0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:26.160 protect your connections. I'm not a fan. The first thing 0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.040 Roger Goodell needs to do is buy a suit that 0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.160 fucking fits all right. He always looks like he just 0:44:30.280 --> 0:44:32.920 ate a bunch of potatoes. Skins that big duve Fred 0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:36.279 Flintstone had he he should have been like, you're not 0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:39.600 conducting an independent investigation. I do that, you're not gonna 0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:42.080 be who the fuck are you? And he went like, 0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:45.800 oh yeah, this looks pretty good. Like what the fuck? 0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:50.560 What was that quick question? Why do all comedians drink 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:51.759 drink the liquid death? 0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:52.960 Well? 0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:56.160 I initially got into this ship because because it's rather 0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:57.799 than being a plastic bottle and. 0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:01.720 This you're so green friendly. 0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:05.800 You just you ask questions and then you fucking interrupt. 0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:07.200 I never even got to my list. 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:11.680 Well, I just don't. I got random. I'm random eight 0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:13.880 so ripped. 0:45:14.200 --> 0:45:17.360 Okay, so he's wearing women's shoes and now he's explaining 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:20.920 away his behavior with diagnosis. Are you self diagnosed as 0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:24.120 add or don't know? Can I tell you something you 0:45:24.160 --> 0:45:28.680 don't You don't have a d d well childhood trauma. No, 0:45:28.960 --> 0:45:31.440 Well that if you actually sat still and you figure 0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:34.040 you sat and thought about what a dick your dad was, 0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:37.600 that's why that's me. I like me. My my dad 0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:39.279 was a fucking loom. I don't know what happened to 0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.319 him with old pipe smoker. By the time I met him, 0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:43.799 he was fucking ninety. I don't know what he did 0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:45.640 when he's still when he's still his last couple of 0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:48.080 years in the league when he was forty. I don't 0:45:48.080 --> 0:45:49.680 know what he did to my dad, but you know 0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:52.880 we all paid for it. So like, I literally cannot 0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:56.000 fucking sit still in my own house. I have to 0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.879 be doing I'm playing a guitar. I'm over here, I'm 0:45:57.880 --> 0:46:00.000 fucking making an egg. I'm just like, I'm all over 0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:00.400 the place. 0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:03.239 I'm right there with you. Yeah, but I was a 0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:08.000 little bit or like third grade. The principal brought my 0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:12.480 parents into the the office and said, yeah, we we 0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:16.560 recommend your your son needs riddling. My dad almost fought him. 0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:19.680 That's a good dad, because you ain't putting my kid 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.399 on medicine. Frank, oh, Frank, you. 0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:25.920 Know, came up with riddling teachers who couldn't control the classroom, 0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:28.440 so they just started drugging class clowns. 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:29.520 And that's me. 0:46:29.640 --> 0:46:32.759 And that's the story that they don't want you to know. 0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:38.360 So Russell Bird, you can fact check that on the internet, 0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:41.680 where you can lie your ass off on your grove. 0:46:41.960 --> 0:46:47.080 John Hannah, John Hannah, Mike Haynes, No Brady, Mike Haynes Hanes. 0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:49.960 Well, I'm still in pat Patriot years. 0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:52.400 I mean, how many fucking people are on the hierarchy 0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:57.359 usually I'm mount rost to you. Yet no, I didn't 0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:58.080 want to be on there. 0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:01.360 I'm gonna to give you at the end of this podcast. 0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:03.480 I'm gonna give you the hug your dad never gave you. 0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:08.280 I see him looking at me right now and really 0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:11.680 thinking about like, yeah, this kid's he needs a hug. No, 0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:13.240 he needs a hug. 0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:18.640 Or maybe I'm just projecting. Maybe I'm hoping that I 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.480 could get a hug from the hands that caught that 0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:26.359 ball right off the turf. Maybe that could have Maybe 0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:28.880 you could hold me gently rocked me before I go 0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:33.040 to my next dancing monkey gig that I have to do. 0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:34.759 You do do you do do a lot of these 0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:36.560 dancing monkey gigs? Because I do? 0:47:36.760 --> 0:47:38.520 And this is probably the bottom of. 0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:43.080 The list, clearly not because three weeks ago Bill Burr 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:45.879 actually showed up to the fucking house. I have him 0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:48.239 on my goddamn. 0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:49.560 I clicked on the wrong address and I fucking came 0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.080 to the house and they were like, you're not here 0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:54.479 for like another three weeks, and I was like, fuck, 0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:56.680 I mean that is my day, every fucking day, Like 0:47:56.920 --> 0:47:59.400 I just wake up and you know, I got to 0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:01.960 start moving forward to get the demons behind me. It's 0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:03.600 I call it the smoke. I gotta stay ahead of 0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:06.160 the smoke. So I I I clicked on the wrong 0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.160 day and I ended up out here how far away 0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:11.040 was supposed to be on this side of the you know, 0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:14.319 oh over there. You know, it was what it was. 0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:17.160 And then I got there and it didn't matter, you 0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:19.359 know what I mean. I was like all stressed out. 0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:23.400 They're like, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's like so 0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:26.000 one of these times just arbitrary, like you know, ten 0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:28.719 o'clock whenever you want to get here, Like, I don't 0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:29.319 like being late. 0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:32.399 You weren't he was, actually you were ten minutes early here. 0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:34.680 Yeah, well I had to eat my avocado. 0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:40.200 Avocado. Okay, so we have we have the hierarchy of athletes. 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:40.680 What's the high? 0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:42.920 I know, we never even got through it. Keep going, 0:48:42.920 --> 0:48:44.799 all right? So then I get to you guy, all right, 0:48:45.280 --> 0:48:47.799 Ben Coates, I love it. Type Russ Francis. I forgot 0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:48.520 Russ Francis. 0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:49.240 Fucking good. 0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:56.560 Uh Steve Nelson, Uh, Bill and Kitis, Leon Gray, Raymond Claiborne, 0:48:57.040 --> 0:49:00.440 Tim Fox, Ohio State, Oh my god, that guy used 0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:05.400 to fucking hit people. Sam Cunningham, come on, Stanley Morgan, 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.719 I said him, said, all right, okay, now we're in 0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:11.360 Drew Bledsoe, Ben Coates, Curtis Martin. 0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:13.840 Bloodsoe, you loved blood. Everyone loved Bloodsoe. 0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:20.040 Teddy dude, he made us legit. Uh Teddy Bruce Ki Uh, 0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:25.080 Willie McGinnis, will Yeah, I mean all of the fucking guys. 0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:27.040 All of the guys, all of the fucking guys. 0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:31.120 What about your sports, Tom Brady, how does your fandom 0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:32.160 in sports go? Does it? 0:49:32.200 --> 0:49:34.720 And then I can only pick one white wide receiver, 0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:36.360 so I'll go with Wes. 0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:38.800 Welker standard standard. 0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:47.720 I mean, yeah, Julian Edelman, you're on the list, buddy. 0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:48.239 Thanks. 0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:49.440 I didn't forget about you. 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:50.520 I can't. 0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:53.359 I don't care how much you ever fail me. I'll 0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:54.600 never make you get out of the car. 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.359 Did have to walk home from a practice one because 0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:00.640 of that? 0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:03.640 There you go, and you know it's funny. You know 0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:07.000 what's funny about being brought up like that is then 0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:10.560 your idea of what being good and normal is just 0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:12.440 you know, a little east of how you grew up, 0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:14.560 and you don't realize you're you're you know, until you 0:50:15.239 --> 0:50:18.200 meet somebody, hopefully that grew up in a good family. 0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:23.040 Like I remember one of my brothers, right was got 0:50:23.040 --> 0:50:25.520 into it with a girlfriend and he was going off 0:50:25.520 --> 0:50:27.200 on her and she goes, stop yelling at me, and 0:50:27.239 --> 0:50:28.560 he goes, I'm not yelling. 0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:30.200 That's yelling. 0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:32.160 That's what he did, like and she had never heard that. 0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:34.080 I hear that all the time that I yell. I 0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:37.640 don't think I agree with that. I'm not yelling. I 0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:38.640 just speak loud. 0:50:39.360 --> 0:50:42.880 My problem is is when someone is taking advantage of me. 0:50:43.000 --> 0:50:47.279 I have an inability to express my feelings without using 0:50:47.360 --> 0:50:50.359 the F word, Like God helped me. If when you die, 0:50:50.520 --> 0:50:53.920 God's gonna judge you and he starts bringing up my stuff, 0:50:53.960 --> 0:50:55.560 I mean I'm gonna be I mean, come here, you 0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.279 gotta get me a fucking break. I was fucking. I 0:50:57.280 --> 0:51:00.279 immediately would start talking like that. Back into a corner, 0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.520 I go F word. Some people start swinging. I don't 0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:05.320 I go. I go F word, F bombs, F bombs. 0:51:06.400 --> 0:51:08.920 Like I sit there and like in my like when 0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.279 I because I know I'm crazy, Like if I have 0:51:11.400 --> 0:51:15.040 to have a confrontation with somebody, I am outside in 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:18.040 my backyard walking around whispering what I want to say, 0:51:18.239 --> 0:51:20.000 and then I get all wound up, and then I'm 0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:22.799 whispering for okay, it's just something I. 0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:23.600 Want to talk to you about. 0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:25.719 I'm not saying you're a bad guy, but you know, 0:51:25.920 --> 0:51:27.680 And then like five minutes saying, I mean, you know, dude, 0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:29.799 what the fuck you can't fucking say that you didn't 0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:32.800 fucking know that you were fucking dog, I can back down, okay, 0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:34.319 And I just like, I just and I'll do that 0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:38.080 for like forty minutes, and and I don't I don't 0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:39.480 how many. 0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:41.040 People are in your head? 0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:44.359 Is you're like, oh, that's a great question. You can 0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:54.759 let me finish this list. Okay, there's uh the what 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.120 did I used to say? I don't fucking care. I 0:51:57.120 --> 0:52:05.040 don't give a fuck. There's that kid is uh. There's 0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:09.400 the belief guy way back in the head, belief, way 0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:13.759 back in the head, and he kind of does that. Yeah, 0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:16.680 I don't give a fuck. I don't care. There's that guy. 0:52:16.880 --> 0:52:18.840 And that's all from like when shit was happening to me. 0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:20.319 It was the only way you could deal with it. 0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.960 I don't give a fuck. I don't care. There's low 0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:28.640 self esteem guy, There's delusional guy. There's a lot in there. 0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.040 There's a lot in there. It's definitely a full sized car. 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.439 Yeah, I can see it. 0:52:33.360 --> 0:52:37.120 Maybe maybe an suv. There's a lot of people in there, 0:52:37.120 --> 0:52:40.200 but the one that is the belief guy was the 0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:43.160 one that I would always go to because I had to, 0:52:43.320 --> 0:52:45.600 because I had I had not because other than that, 0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:49.400 it was bleak. Well, Jesus, that was sad. 0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:50.440 Very sad. 0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:57.919 No, you could not have been more emotionless. That was sad, 0:52:58.120 --> 0:53:00.520 very sad, very sad. All right, well, I felt like 0:53:00.800 --> 0:53:02.480 we were right at the end of the therapy session. 0:53:02.520 --> 0:53:04.120 All right, I need to make more money, so you 0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:05.759 get the fuck out of here. Try not to make 0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:07.880 eye contact with the person in the waiting room. Is 0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:10.000 there ever anything worse than the overlap? You know when 0:53:10.040 --> 0:53:11.640 you go long and then you see the next person 0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:13.759 and then they see You're like, ah, yeah, you're fucked 0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:16.600 up too. Huh. You know what's funny about your your 0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.920 lack of emotion, it pairs well with your eyes. 0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:22.759 Are you looking deeper? 0:53:23.360 --> 0:53:26.560 There's something about you have like husky eyes, like that's 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:28.279 the one dog. You don't know what the fuck it's 0:53:28.320 --> 0:53:31.239 thinking because the eyes, the eyes are like mirrors, Like 0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:33.800 is it gonna pull the sledder? Is it going to 0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:36.680 use me as a food source. Like, that's how I feel. 0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:38.440 We're just just. 0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:41.000 You're looking deep into my eyes. I like that. 0:53:41.320 --> 0:53:43.600 Listen, you can try to make this as gay as 0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:46.000 you want while you wear those things. I don't. I 0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:48.480 don't give a shit. I'm just letting you know. I 0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:50.600 have no idea what you're thinking. 0:53:50.480 --> 0:53:55.080 On a scale of one to gay? What is it? What? 0:53:55.080 --> 0:54:00.520 What is what? Where are we going? Your eyes, your sneakers, 0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:03.680 soccer mom's sweatpants. What are you transitioning? 0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:07.440 We're transitioning. We got a transition fifty in the books. 0:54:07.520 --> 0:54:12.040 We gotta get we gotta get in bill. 0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:16.880 Are they starting some women's football league? You want to dominate. 0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:19.880 Fascist sports? 0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:24.080 Why did you cut your deck off growing? I couldn't 0:54:24.080 --> 0:54:24.600 shut it off. 0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:28.160 Women's flag football, flag football, fascist growing sport for women 0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:28.600 right now? 0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:32.279 Yeah, I am a fan of women's sports, and you 0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:35.319 know what, women need to be fans too, you know, 0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:37.560 and stop bitching at us because we're not watching it. 0:54:37.600 --> 0:54:41.280 You need to go out and support women. Okay, stop 0:54:41.320 --> 0:54:43.680 fucking just putting your hands up at a Beyonce concert 0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:45.520 and thinking that's all you have to do with your life. 0:54:45.760 --> 0:54:53.200 You have a lot more supporting to do. Okay, So dude, 0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.000 I'm fucking killing on this part. I hope you appreciate this. 0:54:57.760 --> 0:54:59.000 Well. 0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:00.960 I just got so much MATERI sit next to you. 0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:06.319 I like your old man walking in the mall. 0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:10.160 Socks, got it? I bought those off Amazon. This is 0:55:10.239 --> 0:55:12.399 dicky socks. 0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:14.680 There's two times in your life your doctor tells you 0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:16.680 to go for a walk. The first time you become 0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:19.240 a fat fuck and he tells you to take up golf. 0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:21.520 Then all these fat focks go there, and what's the 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:23.239 first thing they do? They get a cart, right, and 0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:25.279 then you just drive around in the knife hole. They 0:55:25.320 --> 0:55:27.640 load up on calories, and if you don't drop of 0:55:27.680 --> 0:55:29.400 a heart attack fall out of the cart, at some 0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:31.759 point you live longer. Then they tell you to walk 0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:36.080 in these abandoned malls, and then from your calves down 0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:39.120 you have the exact fucking footwear. The only thing you 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:45.759 need is the velcrow stress bell cru one of them, 0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:48.239 like it has to be bigger than the other, like 0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:50.760 one of your legs is retaining fluid. 0:55:54.600 --> 0:55:59.320 Those compression socks. Thoughts on this the current state of 0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:04.879 the Patriots. No, Bill, can I call you Bill Will? Yeah? 0:56:04.880 --> 0:56:07.600 No, it's it's fine, right, Why would you call me? Will? 0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:08.640 What point did you? 0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:11.960 I don't know. I called Bill Belichick Will. 0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:12.840 Oh you do? 0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:14.160 No? 0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:15.200 No? No? 0:56:16.160 --> 0:56:17.800 Did you ever get inside that head? 0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:18.359 Never? 0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:19.000 Never? 0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:20.239 He doesn't let anyone in there. 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:20.799 Yeah. 0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:22.640 Well he's the modern day Paul Brown. Do you ever 0:56:22.719 --> 0:56:24.040 read on what Paul Brown did? 0:56:24.719 --> 0:56:26.600 Yeah, he started the Browns and then he went down 0:56:26.640 --> 0:56:27.160 to Cincinnati. 0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:28.319 In other words, you didn't no. 0:56:31.200 --> 0:56:33.479 If he could read, he would though if I could read. 0:56:34.120 --> 0:56:35.800 Paul Brown was in the league. It was called like 0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:39.560 the something, the AAFL, some fucking thing like that. 0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:40.400 It was. 0:56:40.520 --> 0:56:44.120 They went three years, the Cleveland Browns with Auto Graham 0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:46.840 the first Tom Brady right fucking wins. They win the 0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:49.880 championship all three years. Then he goes into the NFL 0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:52.799 in nineteen fifty and the NFL was laughing at them, 0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:54.840 saying they're not gonna do shit, and he ends up 0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:56.880 going to the championship game like four years in a 0:56:57.000 --> 0:56:59.800 row and wins one, either two or three of them. 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:03.040 Then Bobby Lane came with the Lions. So one of 0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:04.839 the things that they did with him is they tried 0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:07.240 to figure out, how is this guy winning so many games? 0:57:08.120 --> 0:57:11.280 And what it was was he was the first guy 0:57:12.040 --> 0:57:15.400 that took the kicking aspect of the game seriously. And 0:57:15.440 --> 0:57:17.200 he had a field goal kicker what the fuck was 0:57:17.240 --> 0:57:19.000 it was an offensive lineman, of course, and he was 0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:22.200 kicking straight on what's oh yeah, what was his name? Yeah? 0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:25.880 And this guy was lights out lou grou the toe grozer. 0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:28.080 There you go. So and they were winning all of 0:57:28.120 --> 0:57:30.520 these games by three points and two points and everything. 0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:33.080 So he was the guy like it was. It was 0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:35.360 him realizing that that was important and that could be 0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:37.720 a competitive advantage. That oh my god, how did I 0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:41.880 leave off? Adam Vinitari? Oh he is he? Is he 0:57:41.920 --> 0:57:42.440 in the Hall of Fame? 0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:45.320 Yet have they put they put out this year? 0:57:45.480 --> 0:57:50.400 Fucking ridiculous? Okay, that guy is first ballot, no question, 0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.800 Hall of Famer. Adam vinitariy apologies, he probably shut this 0:57:53.840 --> 0:57:57.600 podcast off walking around. They never got it. You're never 0:57:57.640 --> 0:57:59.520 gonna with knowledge as kickers is that? 0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:03.840 I was a Gaskowski guy? Who's that was? 0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:04.960 That? The guy was kind of fat. 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:08.320 That was our kicker for my whole career. That oh 0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:13.120 Staniskowski Guskowski Steve Gazkowski. 0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:16.640 Oh I think you said, go to Kowski. I listen. 0:58:17.160 --> 0:58:19.560 You get to a certain age you can't remember kickers' names. 0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:21.240 I'm at that age. 0:58:22.400 --> 0:58:25.240 I get it. I can't remember a lot of things. 0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.400 You know, I liked with a dolt. Remember Reggie Robi 0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:28.920 No for the Dolphins. 0:58:28.960 --> 0:58:30.320 Oh my god, who was the guy that had the 0:58:30.320 --> 0:58:32.480 block foot? My dad always talked about him. 0:58:32.960 --> 0:58:38.760 Dem yeah, yep, and beat the Lions. That's why the 0:58:38.800 --> 0:58:40.280 Lions they got to win a Super Bowl. 0:58:40.280 --> 0:58:40.440 Man. 0:58:40.480 --> 0:58:44.520 I mean, it's just like they've been losing for almost 0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:48.800 seventy years, since forty seven years, since there was yeah, 0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:50.760 the forty and they've lost to everybody. 0:58:52.120 --> 0:58:56.680 We'll be right back after this quick break. No eye contact, No, 0:58:56.720 --> 0:58:58.840 I haven't think. I don't. I can't make eye contact. 0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:01.360 Oh when you think yeah, when I think, well, let's work, 0:59:01.400 --> 0:59:04.040 you're intimidating. No, let's work on that. Let's work on that. 0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.280 You have some nice blue stare into my eyes and 0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:11.560 explain the four minute of this. You should have called 0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:13.720 my bluff because I wouldn't be able to handle it. 0:59:15.000 --> 0:59:17.000 Because when he looks at you long enough, you can 0:59:17.040 --> 0:59:20.720 smell the mint of his fucking jew is. 0:59:20.600 --> 0:59:23.960 Harry Gance gold Bandit Copenhagen. 0:59:23.400 --> 0:59:26.160 Copenhagen, Do you know bad? I want to try that, 0:59:26.160 --> 0:59:26.960 but I know I shouldn't. 0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:30.560 You shouldn't throw up right away we're talking about it. 0:59:30.560 --> 0:59:31.360 You couldn't handle it. 0:59:31.840 --> 0:59:33.440 I like that reverse psychology. 0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:35.960 No, I'm telling you, dude, you know what you guys 0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:37.400 can't You can't do it. 0:59:37.560 --> 0:59:39.920 Just at the end of this pockcast smash cut to 0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:42.960 me puking in his backyard and then just got told you, dude, I. 0:59:42.920 --> 0:59:51.960 Told you so, can wed you Paul Brown? We were 0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:52.880 talking about Paul Brown. 0:59:54.680 --> 0:59:57.960 No, we got passed. I want to check just where 0:59:57.960 --> 0:59:58.840 you stopped listening. 0:59:59.560 --> 1:00:03.640 Started this in Sinanati, Bengals. Yes, and the Browns. 1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:05.320 Okay, and what came out of that and what came 1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:07.560 out of that. But the West Coast offense. 1:00:07.360 --> 1:00:10.040 Yeah, with Bill Walsh it's the Midwest. 1:00:11.160 --> 1:00:13.680 Yeah. And because they had that quarterback with that unbelievable 1:00:13.760 --> 1:00:15.680 arm and then he got hurt because I think it 1:00:15.720 --> 1:00:17.200 was a rotator cuff and they didn't know how to 1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:18.920 deal with that back then, so then they had to 1:00:18.960 --> 1:00:21.560 do the short quick passes that yeah. 1:00:22.080 --> 1:00:26.240 Yeah, they replaced the run with short pass Yeah. 1:00:26.280 --> 1:00:28.440 Because the quarterback blew out of his arm. 1:00:29.040 --> 1:00:29.560 That was it. 1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:32.080 That's what it was. The guy had Bill Walsh to 1:00:32.160 --> 1:00:34.400 his dieing day said, whoever the fuck that guy was, 1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:37.280 was the greatest talent he ever saw that quarterback. Yeah, 1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:38.440 and that might I don't know if that was a 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:40.160 dig with him Montana, I don't know what, but that's 1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:43.240 what he said. And then he was next in line 1:00:43.240 --> 1:00:46.760 when Paul Brown stepped down. But Paul Brown, I don't know, 1:00:46.760 --> 1:00:50.160 for whatever reason, thought that Bill Walsh had some mental issues. 1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:54.320 And not only did he he pass over him, he 1:00:54.440 --> 1:00:57.000 sort of motherfucked him around the league. Yeah, So then 1:00:57.040 --> 1:00:59.120 he went to San Diego, became like a receivers of 1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:02.720 quarterbacks coach, then went to Stanford, rebuilt his career, and 1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:06.680 ironically enough, eighty one plays the Bengals in the Super 1:01:06.720 --> 1:01:10.520 Bowl before they and they said, do you feel is 1:01:10.560 --> 1:01:12.800 this anything extra special because it's the Bengals? And he 1:01:12.840 --> 1:01:16.040 said no. In the first play they called was some 1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:19.560 classic razzle dazzle Paul Brown shit from the nineteen fifties. 1:01:19.560 --> 1:01:21.840 That was his fuck you to him, and then he wonted, 1:01:21.920 --> 1:01:26.000 how fucking I just that's that's one of my favorite 1:01:26.000 --> 1:01:28.400 ones as far as you know, people not believing in 1:01:28.440 --> 1:01:31.120 you and then coming back and rubbing the nosing it. 1:01:31.640 --> 1:01:36.520 Yeah, crazy, No, No, because I just thought about when 1:01:36.520 --> 1:01:37.040 I was a kid. 1:01:37.080 --> 1:01:39.240 You guys, I want you guys to do a compilation 1:01:39.600 --> 1:01:41.600 of his underwhelmed responses. 1:01:42.240 --> 1:01:44.560 Yeah, no, cool. I thought about it. 1:01:44.640 --> 1:01:46.640 If you had an astronaut on here yet talking about 1:01:46.640 --> 1:01:47.600 walking on the moon. 1:01:48.720 --> 1:01:53.520 A rocky scientist Matty Patricia, No, I was thinking about 1:01:53.600 --> 1:01:57.160 Bill Walsh. I actually when I was a kid, because 1:01:57.160 --> 1:01:59.800 I grew up in the Bay Area, I was rehabbing 1:01:59.800 --> 1:02:04.120 my I broke my back in high school from overuse 1:02:04.600 --> 1:02:07.920 stress fracture, and I was rehabbing. 1:02:07.400 --> 1:02:08.760 And your dad, okay, go ahead. 1:02:08.840 --> 1:02:11.280 Well that's three hundred cuts a night, and you're taking 1:02:11.320 --> 1:02:14.360 three hundred batting practice swings a night, and we're out. 1:02:15.480 --> 1:02:19.960 Jesus, did you ever read Andrea Augusty's book, No, open, dude, 1:02:20.000 --> 1:02:22.959 it's forget about a sword. It's what you can read. 1:02:23.240 --> 1:02:27.080 Not really sit in the backyard, get yourself from deep right. 1:02:27.480 --> 1:02:28.480 You can listen to it. 1:02:28.720 --> 1:02:29.600 That's that's right. 1:02:29.640 --> 1:02:31.280 You know what they have now for adults. They have 1:02:31.360 --> 1:02:34.760 people that read you a story. It is Once upon 1:02:34.880 --> 1:02:38.200 a time. My name was Andrea Augusty. The amazing thing 1:02:38.200 --> 1:02:42.560 about that guy is he didn't even want to play tennis. 1:02:42.600 --> 1:02:45.800 His dad decided he was going to be a tennis player, 1:02:46.720 --> 1:02:49.560 and not only does he become a professional tennis player, 1:02:49.600 --> 1:02:51.320 he becomes one of the greats of all time and 1:02:51.360 --> 1:02:53.080 one of a handful of people to win on all 1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:55.760 three surfaces. Yeah, Clay the grass, in the in the 1:02:55.800 --> 1:02:56.600 in the parking lot. 1:02:56.680 --> 1:02:56.840 Right. 1:02:57.360 --> 1:03:00.160 And it's one of the most incredible books I've read 1:03:00.160 --> 1:03:03.919 because it's like, you know, Open Championships, and then also 1:03:04.040 --> 1:03:07.919 he's like totally just saying he's that. You just don't 1:03:07.920 --> 1:03:11.320 feel like there's one lie in the book. It's amazing that. 1:03:11.440 --> 1:03:14.920 And and Steve Gorman's book about being the Drummer and 1:03:14.960 --> 1:03:17.760 the Black Crows. You get like three pages into that book, 1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:19.320 You're like, this man's not getting back together. 1:03:21.080 --> 1:03:25.560 Yeah, I gotta I gotta check that out. I've watched 1:03:25.560 --> 1:03:27.760 some ship on Andrea Gacy. He had that he was 1:03:27.800 --> 1:03:30.520 all on like drugs and ship too, right, wasn't he 1:03:30.600 --> 1:03:32.240 like he got it into like crack. 1:03:33.640 --> 1:03:35.120 I don't remember that part of the book. 1:03:35.760 --> 1:03:36.400 I'm pretty sure. 1:03:36.440 --> 1:03:39.160 I just remember as a bald guy when he started. 1:03:41.360 --> 1:03:43.120 He went bald early, but. 1:03:43.080 --> 1:03:44.040 He had long hair. 1:03:44.280 --> 1:03:47.040 Yeah, but he was like super hairy. He was like 1:03:47.120 --> 1:03:49.200 super hairy, So you know, the super hairy guys always, 1:03:49.200 --> 1:03:52.160 that's why you like him. No, So he was he 1:03:52.240 --> 1:03:54.959 was saying he had a piece, he was wearing a piece, 1:03:55.000 --> 1:03:56.480 and he was playing in this big match and he 1:03:56.600 --> 1:03:59.200 was sweating so much he was worried it was gonna 1:03:59.240 --> 1:04:01.919 come off, and it fucked him up. He just talks 1:04:01.920 --> 1:04:04.920 about everything. He was on TV wearing a fucking two 1:04:05.000 --> 1:04:08.040 pey with the most epic mullet anybody had ever seen, 1:04:08.080 --> 1:04:10.640 and all these chicks loved him, and so much of 1:04:10.680 --> 1:04:14.560 his brand at that point was because he I think well, 1:04:14.600 --> 1:04:17.360 early on in his career he was like the sex symbol, 1:04:17.400 --> 1:04:19.439 all the ones that the chicks liked, but he hadn't 1:04:19.480 --> 1:04:21.200 won anything big yet, so that was all. You know, 1:04:21.200 --> 1:04:23.120 the man tit guys were given him shit about that. 1:04:23.440 --> 1:04:26.480 So if that thing came, oh my god, I mean 1:04:26.880 --> 1:04:29.080 he never he never would have liked that. First of all, 1:04:29.120 --> 1:04:32.440 that would have been all the sponsorship gone. I mean, 1:04:32.480 --> 1:04:34.400 I want to if you can recover from that. 1:04:36.040 --> 1:04:38.440 Yeah you can. I think that's just because you're bald. 1:04:38.480 --> 1:04:40.200 You're probably insecure about dude. 1:04:40.280 --> 1:04:42.880 Okay, no, not no, no, Once you shave a head, 1:04:42.880 --> 1:04:44.480 you don't give a fuck. You know what's great about 1:04:44.480 --> 1:04:46.920 this haircut. I'm always ready to go, always always, So 1:04:46.960 --> 1:04:48.600 I'm gonna just throw a shirt on. People think I 1:04:48.600 --> 1:04:50.720 took a shower. I'm showered in weeks. 1:04:50.840 --> 1:04:53.160 Do you shine it? Huh? How come it's so shining? 1:04:53.200 --> 1:04:56.520 Do you put a super white because I have superior genes? 1:04:59.400 --> 1:05:02.120 But like, how often do you shave it? 1:05:02.920 --> 1:05:04.280 But I said that, I go, this is gonna go 1:05:04.360 --> 1:05:05.880 one of two ways. They're you gonna laugh at that 1:05:05.960 --> 1:05:08.000 joke or get really silent, like, oh Jesus, Bill, you 1:05:08.080 --> 1:05:14.400 really are from Massachusetts because LA is so open minded. 1:05:14.440 --> 1:05:16.200 I love how they had like this vibe, like they're 1:05:16.240 --> 1:05:18.760 fucking open minded. And every time the Lakers win a championship, 1:05:18.760 --> 1:05:21.720 within two minutes a police car is overturned and on fire. 1:05:21.760 --> 1:05:25.400 What is that an expression of how happy non white 1:05:25.440 --> 1:05:26.800 people are in this city? All right? 1:05:28.720 --> 1:05:34.920 Cool? Go ahead, awesome Belichick at UNC, what are our 1:05:34.920 --> 1:05:35.480 thoughts on that? 1:05:36.760 --> 1:05:40.800 I mean, I don't I I like that he's back coaching, 1:05:40.880 --> 1:05:44.560 But I'm also I'm sort of more fascinated with this 1:05:44.680 --> 1:05:47.160 move that college football is doing. Like how much is 1:05:47.160 --> 1:05:51.480 the NFL freaking out about a football march madness at 1:05:51.480 --> 1:05:54.240 the end of their NFL schedule? I mean, who the 1:05:54.240 --> 1:05:58.040 fuck is excited about Week seventeen eighteen when I can 1:05:58.080 --> 1:06:00.360 watch the first time ever what is it eighteen? Teams 1:06:00.760 --> 1:06:03.360 are gonna go out, it's gonna be it's gonna be insane. 1:06:03.400 --> 1:06:07.160 And now I can watch guilt free because they're getting paid. Yeah, 1:06:07.280 --> 1:06:08.680 I don't have to sit there and think, oh, you know, 1:06:08.680 --> 1:06:10.680 there's some booster making all of this money. He's got 1:06:10.720 --> 1:06:13.480 a yacht, you know, and some blow and all of this, 1:06:13.560 --> 1:06:16.640 And like that Willis mcgahey hits one of the hardest 1:06:17.280 --> 1:06:20.200 plays I've ever seen to watch as far as first grotesque, 1:06:20.240 --> 1:06:23.520 and then also like the kid made no money, how 1:06:23.560 --> 1:06:26.880 about his agent, huh on the phone with him? Good 1:06:26.880 --> 1:06:32.320 for him? Good for him. So I'm more fascinated with that. 1:06:32.560 --> 1:06:35.360 And then Okay, so now you got this guy that 1:06:35.680 --> 1:06:39.040 was what forty years in the NFL, and now he's 1:06:39.120 --> 1:06:42.640 coming down there, and I think I'm like crazy. I 1:06:42.680 --> 1:06:45.320 think a lot of college coaches have haven't had to 1:06:45.320 --> 1:06:48.440 deal with players getting paid on like a lot some 1:06:48.480 --> 1:06:50.880 of them coach the NFL, went up to NFL, came 1:06:50.880 --> 1:06:53.200 back down or whatever. But I think he's sort of 1:06:53.280 --> 1:06:55.400 built more for this. 1:06:56.480 --> 1:06:57.040 And then time. 1:06:57.200 --> 1:06:59.720 But then I'm wondering if he's gonna do that second 1:06:59.800 --> 1:07:03.040 round draft pick thing that he did, or if he's 1:07:03.080 --> 1:07:05.760 gonna take the blue chip guy. 1:07:05.960 --> 1:07:10.000 You know, you know it's it's gonna be interesting because 1:07:11.080 --> 1:07:13.960 I've thought about this. You look at free agency in 1:07:14.000 --> 1:07:17.120 the NFL that's now transfer portal. You look at the 1:07:17.200 --> 1:07:21.280 draft that's high school. But the draft you have to 1:07:21.400 --> 1:07:24.439 draft guys in height. Like recruiting a guy in high 1:07:24.440 --> 1:07:30.120 school you get full rain, so him being able to 1:07:30.160 --> 1:07:34.960 scout guys for his scheme at an endless supply when 1:07:34.960 --> 1:07:37.240 it it's really coming down to money now, and it's 1:07:37.320 --> 1:07:39.480 just about how you're gonna handle your roster of money. 1:07:40.080 --> 1:07:43.400 I think he's gonna do pretty good. It's pro football. 1:07:43.560 --> 1:07:45.840 I'm gonna go literally pro football now right. 1:07:45.880 --> 1:07:47.880 I'm gonna go on a limb and say, UNC is 1:07:47.960 --> 1:07:52.800 never one of college football championship. They've always been a 1:07:52.840 --> 1:07:54.320 basketball Taylor. 1:07:54.480 --> 1:07:57.360 They had some stars, Julius Peppers, Mac Brown coach. 1:07:57.480 --> 1:07:59.560 That was not the question. Western Mass. 1:08:00.200 --> 1:08:03.320 Come on, West Mass, Jesus Christ. 1:08:03.560 --> 1:08:07.320 Well coming to the end here. I'm just fucking with you, dude. 1:08:08.520 --> 1:08:10.680 The fact that you came at me so nice, like 1:08:10.800 --> 1:08:12.400 why would you do that? Now? I feel bad that 1:08:12.440 --> 1:08:13.480 I said that, all right, we. 1:08:13.680 --> 1:08:15.520 Built the show. Is like, man, Bill Burr could be 1:08:15.560 --> 1:08:15.960 this show. 1:08:16.160 --> 1:08:18.840 Yeah, Bill, we wanted Bill Burr on this show. Jewels 1:08:18.840 --> 1:08:19.840 is usually better at being well. 1:08:19.880 --> 1:08:23.240 That's why I showed him a month earlier. I heard, 1:08:23.240 --> 1:08:24.719 I heard the buzz around Hollywood. 1:08:24.760 --> 1:08:26.800 We wanted you. 1:08:26.800 --> 1:08:29.120 You know what, Bill Burr already has a podcast. You know, 1:08:29.160 --> 1:08:32.880 we should pitch him another another podcast. 1:08:32.479 --> 1:08:34.240 Another one, the second one. 1:08:36.160 --> 1:08:36.960 I love that one. 1:08:37.160 --> 1:08:37.519 You like it? 1:08:37.760 --> 1:08:41.280 I love that one. I just like hearing you guys 1:08:42.439 --> 1:08:44.880 like I don't know talk yeah, I know, but like 1:08:44.920 --> 1:08:49.120 some of the ship that like that comes out about 1:08:49.160 --> 1:08:50.800 guys you didn't want to play against what you were 1:08:50.840 --> 1:08:53.040 going through during the game or or just all of 1:08:53.080 --> 1:08:55.160 that stuff. It's it's I think that's why I love 1:08:55.200 --> 1:08:59.680 the Mannings. Just it's so funny to just see them 1:08:59.680 --> 1:09:02.960 now his fans watching the game, but like the psycho 1:09:03.160 --> 1:09:08.439 level that they're watching it on is uh, I don't know. 1:09:08.520 --> 1:09:10.960 That's what was always like the magic in the broadcast booth. 1:09:11.000 --> 1:09:13.720 You had a guy who went to you know, journalism, yeah, 1:09:13.880 --> 1:09:16.559 had a command of the English language, you know, and 1:09:16.560 --> 1:09:18.200 then you'd bring in a former player and he could 1:09:18.240 --> 1:09:21.080 add like color yes, it's that used to work. 1:09:22.680 --> 1:09:24.680 Now where do we go, Bull Belichick? 1:09:24.720 --> 1:09:26.000 We didn't Oh we didn't finish that. 1:09:26.560 --> 1:09:29.599 We haven't finished, like maybe eighty percent finished. 1:09:29.640 --> 1:09:33.960 I also invested in this company. Full disclosure, full disclosure. 1:09:34.920 --> 1:09:36.800 I invested in this coming the water wars here he 1:09:36.880 --> 1:09:40.080 did this water wars? Bubs? Oh yeah, this bad boy 1:09:40.120 --> 1:09:40.640 right here is nine? 1:09:40.920 --> 1:09:43.479 How many years in a warehouse did that one sit? Versus? 1:09:44.320 --> 1:09:45.240 Uh? 1:09:45.760 --> 1:09:48.479 Fresh water right from my tap with a filter. I'm sorry, 1:09:48.479 --> 1:09:51.080 I mean mountain water? What is what is your mine 1:09:51.080 --> 1:09:51.880 claims mountain water? 1:09:51.920 --> 1:09:54.160 What is your claim outline? Enhanced water? 1:09:54.640 --> 1:09:55.559 What does that even mean? 1:09:55.600 --> 1:10:00.880 It balances your pH what do you get your period? No? 1:10:01.200 --> 1:10:04.600 But it for your inflammation? No? But do you just 1:10:04.640 --> 1:10:07.439 lay off sugar or you just drink my water? 1:10:07.560 --> 1:10:10.280 Listen, I'm gonna stare deep into your husky eyes right now, 1:10:11.080 --> 1:10:13.680 and I'm going to say that I have There's a 1:10:13.760 --> 1:10:17.799 sixty percent part of me thinks alcohol alkaline. It doesn't even. 1:10:17.640 --> 1:10:18.880 Exist same. 1:10:20.479 --> 1:10:25.480 Honestly, It's like didn't they say with like like uh electrolytes, 1:10:25.880 --> 1:10:26.880 Like that's not even a thing. 1:10:26.960 --> 1:10:31.680 That's just like a word, like all electrolytes are salt. 1:10:31.880 --> 1:10:34.400 So what you do is when you have an electrolyte 1:10:34.400 --> 1:10:37.320 and you put electrolytes in your water, you're putting salt 1:10:37.320 --> 1:10:39.400 in your water, so your body absorbs the water and 1:10:39.439 --> 1:10:42.479 you don't piss it out. So that's how your body 1:10:42.800 --> 1:10:43.599 holds the water. 1:10:43.720 --> 1:10:47.000 And I'll tell you why. I believe that, because alcohol alkaline, 1:10:47.160 --> 1:10:50.400 you were holding tension and then when I brought up electrolytes, 1:10:50.400 --> 1:10:51.639 you relaxed into the couch. 1:10:51.880 --> 1:10:55.720 I'm like, now, well, I know because Brady always put 1:10:55.720 --> 1:10:59.080 the fucking electrolytes in his water and had to do 1:10:59.160 --> 1:10:59.720 that whole thing. 1:11:00.680 --> 1:11:02.640 Okay, isn't that gatorade? 1:11:03.280 --> 1:11:05.760 Did he that sugar in water? So what did he. 1:11:05.760 --> 1:11:06.760 Have his own gatorade? 1:11:06.880 --> 1:11:09.000 He had drops that he would put in his water 1:11:09.080 --> 1:11:10.960 that were just salt water drops. 1:11:12.960 --> 1:11:13.800 That's hilarious. 1:11:13.920 --> 1:11:17.920 Literally anytime he would you would sit and watch him 1:11:17.920 --> 1:11:21.040 put thirty drops of the every anytime, you know what. 1:11:21.400 --> 1:11:24.000 It's like funny now that someone took it to that level. 1:11:24.000 --> 1:11:28.720 But I guarantee you, like everybody, that's that's going to 1:11:28.800 --> 1:11:31.160 be like normal now, like oh it is. Everybody is 1:11:31.160 --> 1:11:34.439 gonna be a thing. Now Now there's like or people 1:11:34.439 --> 1:11:37.439 are going to play into their well, into their forties, you. 1:11:37.400 --> 1:11:42.519 Think, no, no, like him. You gotta be touched by God. Yeah, 1:11:42.600 --> 1:11:45.840 I don't. Yeah, that's like forty five, not well into 1:11:46.000 --> 1:11:48.960 like that. That that's insane, And he's fucked it up 1:11:49.000 --> 1:11:52.800 for everyone because now everyone thinks quarterbacks can play that long. 1:11:53.640 --> 1:11:57.240 Like we look at Kirk Cousins who tore achilles at 1:11:57.280 --> 1:11:59.679 like thirty five, and we think, this guy, we're gonna 1:11:59.680 --> 1:12:02.160 pay him one hundred and eighty million dollars. 1:12:02.040 --> 1:12:04.439 The achilles injury. Used to that was the end of 1:12:04.479 --> 1:12:06.640 your career. Now look now, like I remember when, uh, 1:12:08.120 --> 1:12:11.040 when Kobe rests his soul, when he blew out his achilles, 1:12:11.080 --> 1:12:15.000 I was like, oh, you know, this is that you know, 1:12:15.080 --> 1:12:16.880 don't have an end like that, you know what I mean? 1:12:16.880 --> 1:12:20.320 That's the worst, right, and uh, whatever the hell he did. 1:12:20.320 --> 1:12:22.120 He went to Germany. They spun his blood. Now they 1:12:22.160 --> 1:12:24.040 do that over here, spinning in the blood. I don't 1:12:24.040 --> 1:12:26.960 know what it is. And he came back and you know, 1:12:27.000 --> 1:12:30.280 he's still old, but he was still he never like 1:12:30.520 --> 1:12:32.760 played at a level that was embarrassing. Like he was 1:12:32.800 --> 1:12:36.360 great for the rest of his career. I think Dan Marino, Yeah, 1:12:36.479 --> 1:12:41.280 damn Marino. He uh, he had an Achilles issue. What 1:12:41.439 --> 1:12:42.479 was that early nineties? 1:12:42.479 --> 1:12:42.920 I believe. 1:12:43.120 --> 1:12:47.360 Look at that, I went full circle. This is what 1:12:47.439 --> 1:12:50.479 happens with two traumatic children is after a while, neither 1:12:50.520 --> 1:12:54.200 ones looking at each other, just sort of self soothing, 1:12:54.280 --> 1:12:57.040 rubbing your head, just staring into the honeycomb wood, being like, 1:12:57.080 --> 1:12:59.599 I wonder why he decided to do that? Was that 1:12:59.760 --> 1:13:02.720 just a break up the pattern? Or does that make 1:13:02.720 --> 1:13:03.720 it sound better in here? 1:13:04.040 --> 1:13:08.479 Cool? Let's get into this segment. 1:13:09.000 --> 1:13:11.600 Hold, and before we move on from from Bill Belichick, 1:13:11.880 --> 1:13:14.280 we found out through Bond John bon Jovi that Bill 1:13:14.280 --> 1:13:16.800 Belichick is an avid drummer. Did you know that? No, 1:13:17.080 --> 1:13:19.760 he's a huge drummer. Drummers like toured with bon Jovi 1:13:19.880 --> 1:13:20.559 in the off season. 1:13:20.760 --> 1:13:21.520 That's amazing. 1:13:21.960 --> 1:13:23.759 Do you think you and Belichick can do a duet 1:13:23.880 --> 1:13:25.040 drumming thing together? 1:13:25.600 --> 1:13:29.120 A duet and usually a drum off usually compete with 1:13:29.160 --> 1:13:32.000 that duet. You gotta be really good because you've got 1:13:32.000 --> 1:13:36.280 to be playing the exec Uh. Yeah, that would be 1:13:36.320 --> 1:13:38.000 fascinating to watch him play drums. 1:13:39.439 --> 1:13:40.240 That'd be fascinating. 1:13:40.479 --> 1:13:43.000 Funny if he if he just let it all go, 1:13:44.240 --> 1:13:46.080 it was like making like a stag face and all 1:13:46.080 --> 1:13:48.400 of a sudden, Oh my god, there's a personality in there. 1:13:49.600 --> 1:13:51.880 I'm just picturing him like, h you know, it's a 1:13:51.960 --> 1:13:54.920 seven eight times on the first and then we went 1:13:54.960 --> 1:13:59.439 to the course. It's a basic rock track bill. What 1:13:59.439 --> 1:14:01.200 do you think about the next song you're about to play? 1:14:01.360 --> 1:14:03.880 Why notes, we're onto it. It's like this song, you know, 1:14:04.240 --> 1:14:07.719 it's another song, and this one's a couple seconds shorter, 1:14:07.800 --> 1:14:10.360 but we're still gonna give it just as much as 1:14:10.439 --> 1:14:12.599 we we did on the previous song. 1:14:12.920 --> 1:14:13.080 Right. 1:14:13.200 --> 1:14:16.160 People never understood that he knew I'm not giving you 1:14:16.200 --> 1:14:18.559 any boletin board material, like that's what he was doing. 1:14:18.600 --> 1:14:20.880 So then the sports writers would attack him for having 1:14:20.920 --> 1:14:23.120 no personality and all of that crap, and it's just like, no, 1:14:23.439 --> 1:14:25.840 he's making your job difficult. You have to work. And 1:14:25.880 --> 1:14:27.920 then they love the guy like Rex Ryan, like I'm 1:14:27.920 --> 1:14:30.599 not going up there to GISs their ring. Look doing 1:14:30.640 --> 1:14:31.479 that dumb shit? 1:14:32.439 --> 1:14:35.280 You know what? The article just wrote itself. So we 1:14:35.320 --> 1:14:38.640 would we would literally we would have a guy. We 1:14:38.680 --> 1:14:42.559 had a guy came in every year to teach us 1:14:42.600 --> 1:14:45.320 on how to handle the media and deflect. He was 1:14:45.360 --> 1:14:47.639 the guy who had to handle all the questions after 1:14:47.720 --> 1:14:51.679 nine to eleven for the for the fucking White House. 1:14:51.760 --> 1:14:55.040 He would come in and teach us on how to deflect. 1:14:55.720 --> 1:14:58.639 It must have been the quickest job interview ever. What's 1:14:58.680 --> 1:15:03.360 your background on this eleven? All right, tell everybody else. 1:15:04.360 --> 1:15:06.759 We got our guy. I think he was a Navy admiral. 1:15:06.760 --> 1:15:08.320 I forgot his name, and I know him. He's a 1:15:08.360 --> 1:15:11.799 good I feel bad, but yeah, so we we would 1:15:12.000 --> 1:15:15.200 have this guy come teach us, and it's it's pretty 1:15:15.240 --> 1:15:19.760 crazy if you listen to when coaches and players talk 1:15:19.840 --> 1:15:23.280 to the media, they'll literally give you game plans, like 1:15:23.320 --> 1:15:26.439 when a coach says, you know, coach, what do you 1:15:26.439 --> 1:15:28.639 got to do this week to win the game. Well, 1:15:28.840 --> 1:15:30.760 you know, we got to run the football and we 1:15:30.800 --> 1:15:33.080 got to do good. So you know that they're going 1:15:33.160 --> 1:15:34.400 to be trying to emphasize. 1:15:34.600 --> 1:15:36.640 I always just thought that that has to be a misdirection, 1:15:36.760 --> 1:15:38.200 like they got to be saying they could. 1:15:38.640 --> 1:15:41.360 But a lot of the times they do what they say. 1:15:41.640 --> 1:15:45.160 And Bill was always like, I'm not saying anything to 1:15:45.200 --> 1:15:47.280 give them anything. So that's why it came. 1:15:47.320 --> 1:15:50.000 Why didn't he just say that to him, like, listen, 1:15:50.080 --> 1:15:53.240 I'm not this monotone. I just know what you guys 1:15:53.280 --> 1:15:55.360 are doing, and you're gonna give my the other team 1:15:55.400 --> 1:15:58.080 a competitive advantage, you know. 1:15:58.200 --> 1:16:01.040 With injuries all that, like, well, why would we have 1:16:01.160 --> 1:16:03.080 to give up? Like why would he ever talk about 1:16:03.120 --> 1:16:05.479 an injury? Why would you give a timeline on an injury. 1:16:05.760 --> 1:16:07.960 That's why whenever we had an injury, he'd always say, 1:16:08.000 --> 1:16:09.760 just worry about what you got to do to get 1:16:09.760 --> 1:16:13.120 that done. Because you go out there and you say, oh, 1:16:13.160 --> 1:16:17.559 we're back in four weeks after you you sprain an ankle, 1:16:17.680 --> 1:16:20.240 and then it takes five weeks and you're getting more questions, well, 1:16:20.640 --> 1:16:22.599 was there a setback or if you come back early. 1:16:22.600 --> 1:16:25.840 You know, when you give a timeline, it fucks everything up. 1:16:25.840 --> 1:16:28.400 So that's why you're gonna get hammered with questions. 1:16:28.080 --> 1:16:31.679 Hammered more. So. That's why you always were coy whenever 1:16:31.720 --> 1:16:32.040 it came. 1:16:32.080 --> 1:16:36.920 They're not they're not your friends, No, no, that's but 1:16:37.040 --> 1:16:39.519 I've always loved how they get upset though, if you're 1:16:39.560 --> 1:16:41.840 not like an open book to him, and when they 1:16:42.200 --> 1:16:45.320 just it's like, well, you guys are constantly fucking people over. 1:16:45.560 --> 1:16:48.800 You're constantly trying to cause controversy where it isn't even there. 1:16:50.000 --> 1:16:52.479 Like the local sports media, like in New York and Boston. 1:16:53.120 --> 1:16:54.760 I don't read it out here, but like I was, 1:16:54.880 --> 1:16:56.960 you would read the articles. It's like, are you four 1:16:57.120 --> 1:16:59.280 or against our teams here? Like in New York, Like 1:16:59.680 --> 1:17:03.479 New York, like they were questioning Eli after he beat 1:17:03.560 --> 1:17:06.360 us twice, like what like what more does this guy 1:17:06.439 --> 1:17:06.960 have to do? 1:17:07.200 --> 1:17:10.160 Coughlin was on the hot seat each year he fucking 1:17:10.160 --> 1:17:10.960 won a Super Bowl. 1:17:11.120 --> 1:17:13.720 That's the reason they are in the situation they're in 1:17:13.800 --> 1:17:15.240 right now is because they let that guy go. 1:17:16.040 --> 1:17:18.720 I think I think he's still he's dead now, Oh. 1:17:18.760 --> 1:17:20.040 Isn't it. Then he go down to Jacksonville. 1:17:20.200 --> 1:17:22.920 Yeah, but he's he was old. They had to let 1:17:23.000 --> 1:17:23.439 him go. 1:17:23.600 --> 1:17:24.920 All right, Well there goes my theory. 1:17:25.800 --> 1:17:27.800 Jack Let's power through this. Let's get into the games. 1:17:27.840 --> 1:17:28.679 Get into these Dolphins. 1:17:28.720 --> 1:17:30.000 Really wait, we're going into the game. 1:17:30.240 --> 1:17:32.679 Yeah, we'll do it real quick. 1:17:32.680 --> 1:17:34.400 How fucking long is this podcast? 1:17:34.600 --> 1:17:36.080 Were quick? Quick? Quick? Quick? 1:17:36.160 --> 1:17:38.439 Dolphins are coming off a beat down to the Niners 1:17:38.479 --> 1:17:41.920 in Super Bowl nineteen twelve and four. This is Don Shula, 1:17:42.200 --> 1:17:44.920 Dan Marino, Dwight Stevenson, some Hall of Favors on this team. 1:17:45.400 --> 1:17:45.879 Uh. 1:17:46.320 --> 1:17:48.880 Dan Reno's coming off his incredible MVP season. 1:17:48.680 --> 1:17:52.680 Arguably the greatest season statistically, if you see how the 1:17:52.720 --> 1:17:56.760 game was played, that he had forty eight touchdowns, and 1:17:57.080 --> 1:18:00.760 the way that you could manhandle receivers and the quarterbacks 1:18:00.800 --> 1:18:03.920 and all of that, and the fact that he put 1:18:03.920 --> 1:18:07.320 those numbers up and they lasted from eighty four, I 1:18:07.360 --> 1:18:09.760 want to say, till Drew Brees in like twenty ten, 1:18:10.360 --> 1:18:14.720 So it lasted for almost thirty years that season that 1:18:14.720 --> 1:18:16.920 it was like literally like Wayne Gretzky numbers. 1:18:17.160 --> 1:18:21.799 Yeah, But I also have a take on those elite 1:18:21.840 --> 1:18:26.080 seasons of the past, like the Bear they had like 1:18:26.080 --> 1:18:29.320 two hundred and seventy pound linebackers. When you throw four 1:18:29.360 --> 1:18:33.120 receivers on the field, those guys can't cover space. So 1:18:33.200 --> 1:18:36.040 like these new age offenses like the run and shoot 1:18:36.040 --> 1:18:38.639 that Dan Reno used to run the West Coast. 1:18:38.680 --> 1:18:41.080 Wait, wait, who had two hundred and seventy pound linebackers. 1:18:41.080 --> 1:18:44.880 Well, just in general, the linebacker in linebackers were like 1:18:44.920 --> 1:18:47.200 two fifty. No, yeah, they were huge, though, I'm just 1:18:47.240 --> 1:18:48.559 saying they're fifty. 1:18:48.640 --> 1:18:51.840 The defensive lineman was like two seventy. I looked at 1:18:51.840 --> 1:18:53.800 the back of my football cards you just played the 1:18:53.880 --> 1:18:56.760 game with. I had football cards. And then the big 1:18:56.800 --> 1:19:00.080 thing this season was the refrigerator Perry he got you 1:19:00.080 --> 1:19:02.920 know how much he weighed three three hundred and five pounds. 1:19:03.160 --> 1:19:03.439 Yeah. 1:19:03.520 --> 1:19:06.720 Now they have entire like lines but that way like that. 1:19:06.800 --> 1:19:12.120 But those the linebackers of this generation and the d linemen, 1:19:12.479 --> 1:19:15.679 they weren't space guys. They were there to stop the run. 1:19:15.720 --> 1:19:20.040 The forty six, the Bear that was all linebackers and linemen. 1:19:20.600 --> 1:19:23.320 You do that to a league a team, now, they're 1:19:23.320 --> 1:19:25.640 just gonna spread you out and shred you. And a 1:19:25.680 --> 1:19:29.880 lot of these teams, like the Dolphins and the Niners 1:19:29.920 --> 1:19:33.040 of the past, they had these quick hitting throws which 1:19:33.080 --> 1:19:36.479 were almost they were designed to beat these big teams, 1:19:36.960 --> 1:19:38.760 you know, so like you had an edge on these 1:19:38.800 --> 1:19:41.440 guys because these guys couldn't cover. They were too innovative 1:19:41.760 --> 1:19:43.799 with these offenses. So when you have a guy. 1:19:43.640 --> 1:19:47.519 Like what great point. Yeah, okay, First of all, nobody 1:19:47.560 --> 1:19:51.240 figured that out. These guys did it. These guys exposed them. 1:19:51.320 --> 1:19:54.880 Well, they did and created the Nickel defense because of it. 1:19:55.360 --> 1:19:57.360 He was the first one to take a linebacker out 1:19:57.400 --> 1:19:59.240 and bring a third corner in in. 1:20:00.080 --> 1:20:02.920 And uh, I understand that. Did Don Shula figured that out? 1:20:03.680 --> 1:20:06.000 Did Don Shula have five white guys back there to 1:20:06.040 --> 1:20:08.280 try and like what I'm saying is, I'm trying to 1:20:08.280 --> 1:20:09.200 talk about this game. 1:20:10.200 --> 1:20:11.080 Okay, let's hear it. 1:20:11.520 --> 1:20:14.800 And I understand that because you played in a different era, 1:20:15.080 --> 1:20:16.320 I'm getting into your feelings. 1:20:16.479 --> 1:20:16.679 Nice. 1:20:16.720 --> 1:20:18.439 I also know it has nothing to do with the game. 1:20:18.479 --> 1:20:22.320 It has more to do with you and your father. Now, 1:20:22.479 --> 1:20:23.880 I mean, I'm not gonna debate you on this. You're 1:20:23.920 --> 1:20:26.320 a professional football player. But it's just like I would 1:20:26.320 --> 1:20:28.679 just say as a fan. For some reason, the first 1:20:28.720 --> 1:20:31.479 fucking I don't know how many weeks, everybody was getting 1:20:31.720 --> 1:20:34.680 fucking raped by this team. And he came in and 1:20:34.720 --> 1:20:37.160 he wasn't dinking and Duncan down the field. He was throwing. 1:20:37.439 --> 1:20:40.760 He was fucking onloading on these people. And like I said, 1:20:40.800 --> 1:20:43.400 when you look at their defense, you know, look at 1:20:43.400 --> 1:20:45.640 the fucking names on this roster. I'm not shitting on 1:20:45.680 --> 1:20:48.559 these guys, but this is not like, oh my god, 1:20:48.640 --> 1:20:50.200 they had this guy, they had that guy, they had 1:20:50.200 --> 1:20:54.200 that guy. The whole team was basically the Dolphins. I'm saying, 1:20:54.320 --> 1:20:59.200 was was Marino, Clayton, and Duper and they just, I 1:20:59.240 --> 1:21:03.720 don't know, they like unstoppable against this this defense that 1:21:03.960 --> 1:21:07.840 allegedly nobody could beat. So I don't know. And then 1:21:07.880 --> 1:21:10.240 the fact also that he saved the undefeated, you know, 1:21:10.280 --> 1:21:11.400 their undefeated season. 1:21:11.600 --> 1:21:11.800 Yeah. 1:21:13.840 --> 1:21:16.560 I'll tell you what's what sucks is the AFC Championship 1:21:16.600 --> 1:21:19.479 game that year was the Patriots versus the Dolphins. We 1:21:19.560 --> 1:21:21.240 go down to the Orange Bowl. We had one there 1:21:21.280 --> 1:21:24.040 in forever, and it's the worst thing ever is we 1:21:24.080 --> 1:21:25.840 beat him. It was great as a Patriots fan. It 1:21:25.920 --> 1:21:28.080 led to the worst Super Bowl ever, and it could 1:21:28.080 --> 1:21:31.280 have been the rematch. It could have been the rematch. 1:21:31.280 --> 1:21:33.040 And I gotta tell you, oh my god, if Dan 1:21:33.080 --> 1:21:36.240 Marino goes in and he beats him again, he beats 1:21:36.280 --> 1:21:39.240 him again, he beats this fucking unbeatable thing twice. I mean, 1:21:40.320 --> 1:21:43.160 I mean, I don't know it. It's just that there's 1:21:43.200 --> 1:21:47.000 a I call those the greatest games that never happened. 1:21:47.080 --> 1:21:49.000 Yeah, we covered that game with Gary Goman. 1:21:49.200 --> 1:21:49.879 It was awesome. 1:21:50.120 --> 1:21:56.720 Oh the Orange Championship game, Holloway Brick by Brick crying afterwards. 1:21:57.200 --> 1:21:59.320 I went to the airport after both those games when 1:21:59.400 --> 1:22:02.800 we beat the Raid went down to Providence. You want 1:22:02.840 --> 1:22:05.479 to talk pre nine to eleven, A bunch of drunk 1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:08.519 Patriots fans on the tarmac. We just opened a door 1:22:08.560 --> 1:22:10.880 we were standing and you remember those things where the 1:22:10.880 --> 1:22:12.800 pickup trucks with the stairs would drive up. 1:22:12.760 --> 1:22:13.320 To the plane. 1:22:13.720 --> 1:22:15.880 We had commandeered one of those. I didn't get on it, 1:22:15.880 --> 1:22:18.040 but there was people who had gone all over the 1:22:18.080 --> 1:22:21.040 top of it. It was a fucking shit show. And 1:22:21.080 --> 1:22:24.040 these guys had to there was no security. They had 1:22:24.080 --> 1:22:26.320 to walk through all the fans. I still remember Julius 1:22:26.360 --> 1:22:29.160 Adams rest his soul, came walking by and had this 1:22:29.240 --> 1:22:31.840 brown leather jacket on. Somebody behind me went bam bam 1:22:31.880 --> 1:22:33.920 bam on his shoulder, just after he played football, and 1:22:33.960 --> 1:22:36.040 he turned around and gave me a death stare. I 1:22:36.080 --> 1:22:36.960 was like, who was that? 1:22:37.080 --> 1:22:37.240 Guy? 1:22:37.479 --> 1:22:41.040 Was sad guy? And we went down there after the 1:22:41.120 --> 1:22:43.920 Raiders game, there was probably a couple hundred people. After 1:22:43.960 --> 1:22:46.280 the Dolphins game, dude, there was like a thousand people. 1:22:46.680 --> 1:22:49.280 And I'm sure they've read one The airport's Providence. They 1:22:49.280 --> 1:22:52.760 wore flying to Providence. Yeah, yeah, you'd see, yeah, and 1:22:52.800 --> 1:22:55.559 they we were on. We were on. The fucking plane 1:22:55.640 --> 1:22:58.240 was pulling in and we had to like clear out 1:22:58.320 --> 1:23:00.479 like it was the end of some cartoon or something. 1:23:00.520 --> 1:23:02.800 You know, those are some of the coolest things. When 1:23:02.800 --> 1:23:04.800 the fans would do that. Like when we come home. 1:23:04.880 --> 1:23:08.639 After we came home after beating the Kansas City Chiefs 1:23:08.640 --> 1:23:12.160 in eighteen, we get back at like three in the morning, 1:23:12.240 --> 1:23:14.760 four in the morning, because you leave right after the game, right, 1:23:15.320 --> 1:23:17.759 And when we got there, there was probably ten thousand 1:23:17.840 --> 1:23:19.880 fans just chilling. And you can't do it like you 1:23:19.920 --> 1:23:21.639 said in the tar Maat and everything, but they would 1:23:21.760 --> 1:23:24.720 chill outside the gate, and that's like the coolest thing. 1:23:24.760 --> 1:23:28.040 Oh yeah, when the fucking you know, the communities out 1:23:28.080 --> 1:23:31.840 there four in the morning, fucking going to the Super Bowl. 1:23:32.120 --> 1:23:36.000 Yeah, I Tony Easton, I got the shake ca man. 1:23:36.240 --> 1:23:38.920 He had a member's only jacket, which was the ship 1:23:39.080 --> 1:23:39.719 maybe five. 1:23:39.840 --> 1:23:41.680 Still he came back their back. 1:23:41.720 --> 1:23:43.840 Yeah, no, they are. I hate when shit's like in 1:23:43.920 --> 1:23:45.840 style and everybody wants it and then the second is 1:23:45.920 --> 1:23:48.280 out of style. Everybody acted like they didn't want it 1:23:48.360 --> 1:23:50.000 or they didn't have one of those things. Those fuck 1:23:50.040 --> 1:23:50.679 I don't know why. 1:23:50.800 --> 1:23:51.519 Skinny jeans. 1:23:52.280 --> 1:23:53.599 Skinny skinny jean's out. 1:23:53.600 --> 1:23:57.040 They're out. They're back to the nineties, like baggy your 1:23:57.120 --> 1:24:00.840 jeans bag here I go mid yeah go wrong yeah, 1:24:00.840 --> 1:24:02.439 mid timeless yeah yeah, yeah, timeless. 1:24:02.439 --> 1:24:02.960 You know what I mean. 1:24:03.240 --> 1:24:04.840 Let's uh let's go through these Bears. 1:24:05.479 --> 1:24:06.640 Round out the support it. 1:24:06.760 --> 1:24:09.800 Yeah, no, yeah, you gotta gotta have a little little 1:24:09.840 --> 1:24:13.240 run lift, little lift. Can't be all tightened in there. 1:24:13.360 --> 1:24:15.320 Yeah, that's as you get older, your balls start hanging 1:24:15.360 --> 1:24:18.200 in the toilet water. You can't have that. Yeah, but 1:24:18.400 --> 1:24:19.320 that's why that whole. 1:24:19.160 --> 1:24:21.120 Crowd them it's a lot longer. 1:24:21.320 --> 1:24:23.320 Speaking of the long ball, Dan Marino was airing it 1:24:23.320 --> 1:24:29.960 out in this game, segway of the year, baby oh Man, 1:24:30.840 --> 1:24:32.960 tossing it all over the yard. The four to six 1:24:33.040 --> 1:24:35.880 defense didn't matter, the three four didn't matter. Dan came 1:24:35.880 --> 1:24:39.160 out was bombing them not more. We talked about Mark Duper, 1:24:39.200 --> 1:24:42.439 all those guys putting up the first touchdown on this 1:24:42.560 --> 1:24:45.880 vaunted Bears defense in thirteen quarters, right out of the gate, 1:24:46.160 --> 1:24:48.639 thirty one ten at the half, they kept it rolling 1:24:48.880 --> 1:24:49.960 thirty eight to twenty four. 1:24:50.280 --> 1:24:52.240 Look, he's still he only threw for two hundred and 1:24:52.240 --> 1:24:53.080 forty five yards. 1:24:53.240 --> 1:24:53.839 That's crazy. 1:24:54.040 --> 1:24:55.760 Yeah, that's all he threw for. There was still a 1:24:55.800 --> 1:24:59.640 great and you got it. Also if you look at uh, 1:24:59.400 --> 1:25:03.160 the I mean just littered with Hall of famers. O. J. 1:25:03.280 --> 1:25:04.120 Simpson was on there. 1:25:04.320 --> 1:25:08.200 Simpson was he was on the broadcast oh OJ was 1:25:08.240 --> 1:25:09.000 on the broadcast. 1:25:09.040 --> 1:25:11.200 I remember that year they had UH and then they 1:25:11.240 --> 1:25:15.240 had UH, Joe Namath, Joe Namath and OJ, and OJ 1:25:15.400 --> 1:25:17.200 used always be see what I would do right there? 1:25:17.240 --> 1:25:18.760 I would have cut it back. He's always say what 1:25:18.760 --> 1:25:20.760 the running back did wrong? And then I remember Joe 1:25:20.800 --> 1:25:23.479 Namath was that was a good play, just the way 1:25:23.479 --> 1:25:25.599 I always said, that was really good play. He had 1:25:25.600 --> 1:25:28.360 a think he always play that was like that was 1:25:28.400 --> 1:25:31.760 like the buzzword that sounds like, oh, I love those 1:25:31.760 --> 1:25:32.559 guys this game. 1:25:32.600 --> 1:25:34.600 May us think of when they had Dennis Miller be 1:25:34.680 --> 1:25:38.439 on Monday Night Football and how Dennis Miller that the 1:25:38.479 --> 1:25:40.920 idea of that I think was great. It was way 1:25:40.920 --> 1:25:42.599 ahead of its time, and I don't think Dennis Miller 1:25:42.680 --> 1:25:43.400 was the right person. 1:25:43.479 --> 1:25:48.280 It was like the first podcasting vibe. Yeah, like way back, uh, 1:25:48.400 --> 1:25:50.200 way back in the day. You know what some of 1:25:50.280 --> 1:25:53.000 you was bringing up is how remember the NHL had 1:25:53.040 --> 1:25:55.800 that stupid trail behind the puck that one year and 1:25:55.840 --> 1:25:57.639 they go as much as everybody made fun of that, 1:25:57.760 --> 1:26:00.000 like the amount of the amount of graphics that are 1:26:00.160 --> 1:26:03.439 now like on on the screen, you don't notice it. 1:26:03.479 --> 1:26:05.559 But I would say, I don't think anybody ever topped. 1:26:05.800 --> 1:26:08.639 They gotta get Lane's coming out at the globe back 1:26:08.680 --> 1:26:09.160 of the puck. 1:26:09.800 --> 1:26:10.200 I like. 1:26:12.960 --> 1:26:15.680 They should bring it back. I can never see the 1:26:15.680 --> 1:26:16.599 puck on TV. 1:26:17.120 --> 1:26:20.360 My favorite argument to that was one of the NHL 1:26:20.400 --> 1:26:24.080 players goes, I mean it's literally a black object against 1:26:24.080 --> 1:26:26.920 the white surface. Like I don't you try to just 1:26:26.960 --> 1:26:30.000 start with just start watching the player. Everybody seems to 1:26:30.040 --> 1:26:32.120 be paying attention to there's a good chance he has 1:26:32.160 --> 1:26:36.120 the puck. I never had a problem following the puck, 1:26:36.120 --> 1:26:37.920 and I used to watch it on that little square TV. 1:26:38.280 --> 1:26:40.559 Stan Jonathan honorable mention. If we're going to say, like 1:26:40.560 --> 1:26:44.400 the tough guys they kept the finesse players safe, I 1:26:44.400 --> 1:26:48.599 would say, Terry O'Reilly Stan Jonathan J. Miller, Lynden Byers. 1:26:49.880 --> 1:26:51.800 That was that was my whole error was the end 1:26:51.840 --> 1:26:55.320 of Wayne Cashman in I don't know, Wayne Cashman in 1:26:55.400 --> 1:26:57.880 Terry O'Reilly towards towards the end of the thing, into 1:26:57.920 --> 1:27:00.720 those cam Neely era ray board and all of that, 1:27:01.040 --> 1:27:04.080 and uh, that was my favorite ever going to see 1:27:04.120 --> 1:27:07.000 hockey in the Boston Garden and they had all these 1:27:07.040 --> 1:27:10.960 great the old arenas. Yeah, those basketball and hockey arenas 1:27:10.960 --> 1:27:12.600 you were like on top of the game. But I 1:27:12.680 --> 1:27:15.400 found out Now obviously with luxury boxes it makes them bigger, 1:27:15.400 --> 1:27:17.720 but the upper decks they can't have that steep a 1:27:17.840 --> 1:27:21.160 grade anymore because it's too dangerous, because people are too 1:27:21.160 --> 1:27:21.880 fucking fat. 1:27:22.840 --> 1:27:25.000 It's just like, well, why don't you or drunk. 1:27:24.760 --> 1:27:25.840 Get people in shape? 1:27:25.920 --> 1:27:27.719 Yeah, I mean or drunk. 1:27:28.720 --> 1:27:30.200 I got one. Do you guys ever see that guy 1:27:30.200 --> 1:27:32.880 at the Reds game? That fucking guy is yoked and 1:27:32.920 --> 1:27:34.639 he reaches for a foul ball in the upper deck 1:27:34.640 --> 1:27:36.559 and he goes all the way over and with one 1:27:36.680 --> 1:27:38.200 arm like hung on. 1:27:39.320 --> 1:27:40.519 I do remember theme of that. 1:27:40.560 --> 1:27:44.680 Oh my god, he would he would have died, and 1:27:44.720 --> 1:27:46.760 he would have fucking broke the back of whoever he 1:27:46.960 --> 1:27:47.599 landed on. 1:27:48.479 --> 1:27:51.320 That would have been. I wonder how many deaths have 1:27:51.439 --> 1:27:53.320 been in the stadiums of like that. 1:27:53.760 --> 1:27:55.759 So we fell off the back of the Patriots statement 1:27:55.720 --> 1:27:59.240 and died Onunday night football before they had the fence 1:27:59.320 --> 1:28:02.640 up there. Fucking fell off the back there he is. 1:28:02.720 --> 1:28:05.519 Look at that guy if you see the video, he 1:28:05.680 --> 1:28:09.599 is like in such like eighties shape, like his torso. 1:28:09.800 --> 1:28:11.439 I mean, he could have fought like a bear. 1:28:12.720 --> 1:28:15.439 What a guy let's name the game. All right, what 1:28:15.479 --> 1:28:16.479 do you think this is? 1:28:16.840 --> 1:28:19.439 I've had a great time, by the way, are you Yeah, No, 1:28:19.479 --> 1:28:21.360 I'm having a great time. I'm just doing what I do. 1:28:21.400 --> 1:28:22.160 I'm just being a dick. 1:28:23.880 --> 1:28:26.599 I like it, you like it? Okay? All right? Name 1:28:26.680 --> 1:28:30.040 the game Miami on a Monday Monday night in Miami, 1:28:30.160 --> 1:28:34.040 the greatest Monday Night game. Monday Night Marino Marino torches 1:28:34.120 --> 1:28:39.680 the Bears, Dan dismantles the Bears, Dan and duper dismantled 1:28:39.680 --> 1:28:41.080 the Bears. Or do you have a. 1:28:41.120 --> 1:28:45.720 Name Monday Night Marino that kind of flows Monday Night 1:28:45.720 --> 1:28:47.479 Marina Dan destroys the Bears. 1:28:47.920 --> 1:28:49.000 All right, let's score the game. 1:28:49.800 --> 1:28:50.880 Yeah, Monday Night Marino? 1:28:51.400 --> 1:28:53.880 Like that? Score the game? Is this the greatest game 1:28:53.920 --> 1:28:57.800 of all time? Let's score stakes? Zero to ten decimal's okay, bill? 1:28:57.920 --> 1:29:02.120 The stakes of this game? Fourteen eighty five Bears undefeated. 1:29:02.720 --> 1:29:05.720 Oh yeah, yeah, this is I'm I'm not gonna lie 1:29:05.720 --> 1:29:09.120 to you. I picked a you know, kind of went 1:29:09.160 --> 1:29:10.280 with the jaguar of. 1:29:12.360 --> 1:29:15.559 This is actually a really good game. A game, and 1:29:15.560 --> 1:29:17.920 this is a great stake because this is the undefeated 1:29:18.280 --> 1:29:21.880 franchise that's playing the team that could potentially go undefeated. 1:29:22.280 --> 1:29:24.160 I get you guys want to go hot topic. I 1:29:24.160 --> 1:29:26.880 picked an indie band here, so I would say is 1:29:26.920 --> 1:29:29.960 far the stakes, as far as Dan Marino's legacy and 1:29:30.040 --> 1:29:32.840 me being able to shut down everybody in a sports bar, 1:29:33.200 --> 1:29:35.400 I give it a ten. But as far as overall 1:29:36.840 --> 1:29:40.120 in the pantheon of greatest games of all time, the 1:29:40.120 --> 1:29:43.280 fact that it's not even a playoff game playoffs, I 1:29:43.320 --> 1:29:45.000 would say three. 1:29:46.200 --> 1:29:48.640 Three okay, because. 1:29:50.000 --> 1:29:52.160 When people show up with real games, we love that. 1:29:52.400 --> 1:29:54.200 Oh yeah, Dad, Well you guys have been shipping on it. 1:29:54.280 --> 1:29:57.840 Well, Jules just can't ask a question. Yeah, Jiels has 1:29:57.840 --> 1:30:01.040 been through a lot eighty the he's gotten me today, 1:30:02.240 --> 1:30:04.840 And I say it every time I have, like a 1:30:04.880 --> 1:30:07.479 comedian or you on here. 1:30:07.400 --> 1:30:10.160 There's a sadness to him behind those husky guys. 1:30:10.479 --> 1:30:13.639 I've been here for ten years ago, I know there is. 1:30:15.160 --> 1:30:18.679 There is a sadness, you know something. I like breaking 1:30:18.680 --> 1:30:20.960 people's balls, but if they have that look on like 1:30:21.000 --> 1:30:22.800 I saw the pain on your face, I just I 1:30:22.800 --> 1:30:24.040 can't do it. And then you did it to me 1:30:24.040 --> 1:30:25.360 and it just makes me feel you know, he used 1:30:25.360 --> 1:30:28.519 to do that. Bob saggatt rest is so I look 1:30:28.560 --> 1:30:31.880 at his Bob Bob would like die laugh and everything said, 1:30:31.920 --> 1:30:33.360 but every once in a while, you do a joke, 1:30:33.400 --> 1:30:36.320 and he was just even and it wasn't that you 1:30:36.400 --> 1:30:38.280 hurt him, that he was disappointed in you. And I 1:30:38.280 --> 1:30:40.960 remember when I did his podcast, I asked him if 1:30:40.960 --> 1:30:44.840 he dyed his hair with uh jest for almost men 1:30:48.840 --> 1:30:51.599 and he made and he made that sad face because 1:30:51.680 --> 1:30:55.160 the whole podcast he was trying to get me to 1:30:55.200 --> 1:30:57.080 open up, and he was trying to be nice and 1:30:57.120 --> 1:31:00.120 loving because that's what he was. And it bothers me 1:31:00.160 --> 1:31:01.439 that I didn't let him do it. But I was 1:31:01.439 --> 1:31:03.040 having so much and I think that that was when 1:31:03.080 --> 1:31:06.480 he finally gave up and just realized that was too damaged. 1:31:08.520 --> 1:31:10.120 And I remember I texted him, I said, hey, man, 1:31:10.120 --> 1:31:11.840 thanks again. I had a great time, and he goes, 1:31:11.920 --> 1:31:19.479 did you. I still can't believe he's gone. Man. I 1:31:19.560 --> 1:31:23.200 loved him so much. Yeah, he was the best. He 1:31:23.240 --> 1:31:25.800 would have been a great guest. Instead he ended up 1:31:25.840 --> 1:31:26.080 with me. 1:31:27.080 --> 1:31:28.640 Wouldn't have it any other way. I'm gonna go with 1:31:28.640 --> 1:31:32.280 the five. Okay, Jack seven eight. I had seventy to 1:31:32.280 --> 1:31:35.519 one star power of this game. A lot of Hall 1:31:35.560 --> 1:31:36.600 of famers. 1:31:36.760 --> 1:31:40.000 Oh star parers, this game ten ten, fuck come on. 1:31:40.120 --> 1:31:45.120 Walter Peyton, all time Russian leader at the time, Dan Marino, Ditka, 1:31:45.600 --> 1:31:50.520 Don Shula, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Gary fencik. 1:31:50.360 --> 1:31:55.599 Uh Rivera, Willie Galt, Dan Hampton, a lot of good players, 1:31:55.720 --> 1:31:56.519 Matt Suey. 1:31:57.439 --> 1:32:00.680 He used to block for Peyton man not Peyton, so uh. 1:32:01.280 --> 1:32:03.639 Walter Payon, Walter Payton, Walter Peyton Manning. 1:32:04.320 --> 1:32:06.559 I'm gonna go with a nine. A lot, a lot 1:32:06.600 --> 1:32:08.160 of a lot of good players. 1:32:11.160 --> 1:32:14.080 There is a tough crowd over there, the Russian judges 1:32:14.080 --> 1:32:16.360 over here, Yeah, the Russian judges, all right. Gameplay of 1:32:16.360 --> 1:32:20.120 this game reference, by the way, it's so funny that 1:32:20.160 --> 1:32:22.479 they fucked us in like figure skating, like we give 1:32:22.479 --> 1:32:27.519 a ship. Oh you goddamn Russians got them hockey though, 1:32:28.880 --> 1:32:30.800 yes we did once, all right. 1:32:33.880 --> 1:32:35.800 Nineteen sixty two gameplay of. 1:32:35.720 --> 1:32:38.120 This It's a great band called Russian Circles, which is 1:32:38.160 --> 1:32:40.880 a hockey workout thing that they came up with. And 1:32:40.920 --> 1:32:44.000 there's a band, the incredible band name Russian Circles. 1:32:44.160 --> 1:32:45.280 Kind of like rock. 1:32:45.520 --> 1:32:50.439 It's uh yeah, but heavy, no singing instrumental with one 1:32:50.439 --> 1:32:53.000 of the fucking most killer drummers out there right now. 1:32:53.240 --> 1:32:55.720 See that I'm under the wire. I am under the wire. 1:32:55.720 --> 1:32:59.280 Here check them out, Russian circles. Yes, gameplay, gameplay. 1:32:59.840 --> 1:33:04.439 I would say I gave it a ten because I 1:33:04.600 --> 1:33:08.639 was so sick of watching the Bears destroy everybody. And 1:33:08.720 --> 1:33:11.439 they did that stupid Super Bowl shuffle thing, which was 1:33:11.560 --> 1:33:17.920 cringey the second it came out, and I don't know, 1:33:17.960 --> 1:33:19.840 I just I just they they were just hamming it 1:33:19.920 --> 1:33:22.960 up too much. So and then also, you know, maybe 1:33:23.000 --> 1:33:26.200 I kind of knew that if my team ever played them, 1:33:26.240 --> 1:33:30.120 we would lose, like forty five to three, forty six 1:33:30.160 --> 1:33:30.439 to three. 1:33:30.520 --> 1:33:30.880 Whatever. 1:33:32.280 --> 1:33:34.559 How about the fact they never gave Peyton the ball. 1:33:34.920 --> 1:33:36.920 And you know the fridge, he gave it to the fridge. 1:33:37.640 --> 1:33:40.280 They gave it to the fridge. Listen, Mike Dicka got 1:33:40.320 --> 1:33:42.760 you know, he got knocked around a lot back in 1:33:42.800 --> 1:33:43.160 the day. 1:33:43.400 --> 1:33:43.920 That's sad. 1:33:44.040 --> 1:33:47.400 So maybe he just forgot for half a second. Yeah, 1:33:47.400 --> 1:33:49.280 that's a weird era. And Mike dick is when he 1:33:49.320 --> 1:33:53.960 had the blonde highlights, the blonde highlights, dude, he looked 1:33:54.000 --> 1:33:57.439 like a fucking coke dealer. He had that must. He 1:33:57.479 --> 1:33:59.960 looked like the cop that would shake it down, take 1:34:00.120 --> 1:34:02.519 your drugs and now you work for me, that's what 1:34:02.560 --> 1:34:04.200 he looked like when he first started coaching, when he 1:34:04.240 --> 1:34:06.240 had the blonde highlights, and then he just had the 1:34:06.280 --> 1:34:10.120 total brown mustache. I loved him, dude, that guy was. 1:34:10.200 --> 1:34:13.360 He was scary at home. Just in an interview. Remember 1:34:13.360 --> 1:34:16.519 when he was doing that next question, he was staring 1:34:16.520 --> 1:34:19.160 at me, but he just said, fucking had it or not? Like, 1:34:19.320 --> 1:34:21.400 I just can't admit imagine being that much of a 1:34:21.439 --> 1:34:23.719 man and then having to sit across from those sports 1:34:23.720 --> 1:34:25.679 writers and any the theory courtier. 1:34:25.760 --> 1:34:27.360 How come you ran it and stay it pissed? 1:34:27.360 --> 1:34:29.439 And he's just like, I wanna twist your fucking head off. 1:34:30.520 --> 1:34:31.519 Oh maybe I'm projecting. 1:34:31.760 --> 1:34:35.040 All right, I'm gonna go with the gameplay of uh 1:34:35.320 --> 1:34:37.479 seven seven okay. 1:34:37.320 --> 1:34:39.920 Jack had seven seven et a six point nine. Name 1:34:39.920 --> 1:34:41.439 of the game. 1:34:42.320 --> 1:34:43.960 I give this game a ten. Oh the name of 1:34:44.000 --> 1:34:45.439 the game is a ten. I just I just love 1:34:45.479 --> 1:34:45.760 this game. 1:34:46.439 --> 1:34:51.519 I'm gonna go with eight eight. 1:34:52.520 --> 1:34:55.080 You know what I see with your numbers? I see respect. 1:34:55.479 --> 1:34:56.160 That's what I like. 1:34:56.360 --> 1:34:57.559 It's actually what I know. 1:34:57.600 --> 1:34:59.479 It's intimidating to come here. You know, one of the 1:34:59.600 --> 1:35:04.200 great wide receivers of all time, flanker whatever they called you, slot. 1:35:04.080 --> 1:35:06.719 Slot, even though I had more catches on the outside. 1:35:06.720 --> 1:35:08.840 But seven whatever point eight? 1:35:09.000 --> 1:35:10.400 How about the touchdown passed you through? 1:35:10.960 --> 1:35:13.840 Yeah? Yeah, you know, Nola, that's fun. 1:35:14.000 --> 1:35:15.600 Does your dad give it up when you did that? 1:35:15.920 --> 1:35:16.840 My dad? 1:35:17.200 --> 1:35:18.280 You cot a latim more. 1:35:18.439 --> 1:35:20.840 No, my dad's my biggest fan, Joe. When I was 1:35:20.880 --> 1:35:23.519 a kid, he was tough, tough motherfucker. I did. 1:35:23.560 --> 1:35:25.200 I did what I had the dough to get you 1:35:25.280 --> 1:35:27.599 where I wanted you to be. I made to make 1:35:27.640 --> 1:35:28.839 your dreams come true. 1:35:29.320 --> 1:35:32.439 He says, He goes, you know what, I look back 1:35:32.479 --> 1:35:35.519 on how I parented you, and I think I should 1:35:35.520 --> 1:35:38.120 have been thrown in jail. He said that a couple 1:35:38.160 --> 1:35:38.439 of times. 1:35:38.640 --> 1:35:40.519 Due, I mean, you can't ask you can't ask it 1:35:41.080 --> 1:35:41.720 anything more than that. 1:35:41.760 --> 1:35:44.680 All right, So this game is thirty eighth overall. It 1:35:44.800 --> 1:35:47.719 is just ahead of l Way versus Montana nineteen ninety 1:35:47.720 --> 1:35:50.840 four Week seven Chiefs versus Broncos we did with Eric 1:35:50.840 --> 1:35:53.400 stone Street, I believe, and then the twenty twenty one 1:35:53.479 --> 1:35:55.760 SEC Championship Uga versus Bama. 1:35:56.439 --> 1:36:00.800 Yeah, that's really super Bowl twenty one is the thirty 1:36:00.880 --> 1:36:02.759 ninth best game of all time. That's interesting. 1:36:03.920 --> 1:36:06.719 What do you got the best little Patriots heavy. 1:36:06.800 --> 1:36:09.120 Yeah, yeah, little Patriots. Can I tell you what game 1:36:09.160 --> 1:36:12.760 everybody loved that I fucking hated? Which game was that 1:36:13.040 --> 1:36:16.280 Chiefs Bills playoff game? When neither defense could stop? I 1:36:16.680 --> 1:36:19.080 was like, what am I even? What am I watching? 1:36:19.479 --> 1:36:22.679 I had the same exact feeling you talk about football anymore. 1:36:22.720 --> 1:36:27.360 This is like I'm watching some video games. The NBA 1:36:27.439 --> 1:36:29.680 is good, they'll listen. The NBA is it's a weird time. 1:36:29.720 --> 1:36:33.040 It's the greatest shooters of all time, but it looks 1:36:33.080 --> 1:36:34.599 like a shoot around. They're just running from the three 1:36:34.600 --> 1:36:38.080 point R two. Of course, yeah, it's weird, but I mean, 1:36:38.320 --> 1:36:40.879 but I will say I will never stop being amazed 1:36:40.880 --> 1:36:43.800 that some seven foot guy can drain at three. Now, 1:36:44.400 --> 1:36:46.080 like that was one of those things like you hold 1:36:46.120 --> 1:36:48.880 that happened once a year or just for whatever reason, 1:36:49.000 --> 1:36:51.200 garbage time you'd have that, you know, backup White center 1:36:51.200 --> 1:36:52.880 would be and he would put it up, and if 1:36:52.920 --> 1:36:55.360 that thing went in, people would talk about it for 1:36:55.439 --> 1:36:57.640 a week. We were being like study class, you know, 1:36:57.680 --> 1:36:59.680 study hall or whatever, just be like, I know, but 1:36:59.720 --> 1:37:03.680 whatever out with fucking you know. Rick Roby hit that 1:37:03.800 --> 1:37:07.080 fucking three pointer against the Kansas City Kings way back 1:37:07.080 --> 1:37:08.960 in the day. I'm not saying that happen. I forget 1:37:09.000 --> 1:37:11.200 who did it, but like or like Minute Bowl, you know, 1:37:11.200 --> 1:37:14.080 would do stuff like that. Now it happens all the time. 1:37:14.120 --> 1:37:15.840 So it's this weird thing where I think the talent 1:37:16.520 --> 1:37:19.920 is the greatest it's ever been, and I don't buy 1:37:19.960 --> 1:37:22.040 into that shit. Like all these kids today, the soft 1:37:22.040 --> 1:37:24.080 they couldn't play in another era. It's like they would 1:37:24.080 --> 1:37:26.840 play differently and the guys from your era would play 1:37:26.880 --> 1:37:29.120 this way. If that's if that's how the game is 1:37:29.160 --> 1:37:32.000 being played, like that whole thing that Lebron couldn't. I mean, 1:37:32.000 --> 1:37:34.720 he's basically a defensive lineman playing hoop Like I look 1:37:34.720 --> 1:37:36.760 at him and he would be like Anthony Mason that 1:37:36.800 --> 1:37:40.040 could score fifty if he played on those early nineties 1:37:40.080 --> 1:37:40.559 next teams. 1:37:40.960 --> 1:37:46.679 Yeah he I mean, it's just time always the athlete 1:37:46.680 --> 1:37:51.320 will always get better just from information studying. Like we 1:37:51.520 --> 1:37:53.639 he used to be a folklore on how Jerry Rice 1:37:53.760 --> 1:37:56.320 used to train. Now I can go on Instagram and 1:37:56.360 --> 1:37:58.760 watch my favorite football player. 1:37:58.640 --> 1:38:03.800 His women crossfitting that level. Yeah that's what they do. 1:38:03.960 --> 1:38:07.280 It's like all right, but then like everything becomes possible, 1:38:07.400 --> 1:38:08.920 Like you remember, who's the guy in the Giants who 1:38:08.920 --> 1:38:10.400 made that ridiculous catch like that. 1:38:11.200 --> 1:38:14.200 Now, Odell, Yeah, Now like everyone does. 1:38:14.040 --> 1:38:16.320 It because they practice it and they got those things 1:38:16.320 --> 1:38:16.920 that you go like this. 1:38:17.040 --> 1:38:18.920 But it takes me off because a lot of these 1:38:18.920 --> 1:38:20.920 guys try these one handed catches when you could put 1:38:20.920 --> 1:38:23.880 two handing catches on it. And then they dropped one 1:38:23.880 --> 1:38:24.519 handed catch. 1:38:24.920 --> 1:38:28.160 Guess what, You've just dipped your toe into becoming an 1:38:28.160 --> 1:38:30.360 old man, because that's what you let me tell you. 1:38:30.400 --> 1:38:31.519 So I'm Carrid when I get it. 1:38:31.600 --> 1:38:35.439 You use both your goddamn hands, stop trying to get 1:38:35.439 --> 1:38:39.200 on television, and the fucking sticks you get the fuck 1:38:39.280 --> 1:38:40.000 off the field. 1:38:40.680 --> 1:38:43.400 You gotta start smoking a pipe. 1:38:43.640 --> 1:38:46.760 I like pipes. Like pipes, gotta get third downs and 1:38:46.800 --> 1:38:51.439 get touchdowns. We'll be right back after this quick break bill. 1:38:51.479 --> 1:38:53.880 Did we miss anything on this game? No, I think 1:38:56.200 --> 1:38:58.320 I don't think that that that we did. 1:38:58.320 --> 1:39:00.879 And I am happy that they there was a forum 1:39:00.920 --> 1:39:04.839 here to put a little more. I feel the proper 1:39:04.880 --> 1:39:10.200 perspective on Dan Marino's career. And you know he could have, 1:39:10.360 --> 1:39:13.240 like you know, he kept re signing with the Dolphins. 1:39:13.280 --> 1:39:15.280 He could have left, he could have gone somewhere else. 1:39:15.400 --> 1:39:18.240 He could have done that baby shit and just go 1:39:18.360 --> 1:39:21.120 pile on with somebody else. And he didn't. He stuck 1:39:21.160 --> 1:39:25.719 it out. And I think that you know the way 1:39:25.840 --> 1:39:30.880 these you know, skip whatever, these skippy, fucking guys who 1:39:30.920 --> 1:39:34.280 never played the game, look at him. He's just the 1:39:35.080 --> 1:39:38.080 thing about them is they sportswriters. Is their thing is 1:39:38.200 --> 1:39:43.280 championships is their way of taking out their own shortcomings 1:39:43.520 --> 1:39:47.800 on professional athletes. And the reality is all of these 1:39:47.880 --> 1:39:50.680 leagues have twenty eight teams then, so you had a 1:39:50.760 --> 1:39:55.200 one and twenty eight year mathematically chance of fucking winning. 1:39:55.600 --> 1:39:58.040 Nobody plays for twenty eight years, so most people are 1:39:58.080 --> 1:40:00.400 not going to have a ring. And that's like in 1:40:01.080 --> 1:40:03.880 to be like, you know, you know, you know what 1:40:03.960 --> 1:40:06.080 my knock is on that guy. These fucking guys who 1:40:06.120 --> 1:40:08.400 are gonna drop a heart attacks at forty five, the 1:40:08.439 --> 1:40:10.400 way that they judge you guys. So I mean, if 1:40:11.160 --> 1:40:13.320 you know the deal, haven't played with the Patriots. It 1:40:13.400 --> 1:40:15.320 isn't any one person you gotta have. You gotta have 1:40:15.360 --> 1:40:17.160 the coach, you gotta the players, you gotta the GM, 1:40:17.240 --> 1:40:19.439 you have to have the owner, and you have to 1:40:19.479 --> 1:40:21.599 have luck. You have to have all of that shit. 1:40:22.320 --> 1:40:24.559 That's what the Chiefs have, right now and it's going 1:40:24.640 --> 1:40:29.519 their way, Jesus, is it ever, it's it's all of 1:40:29.520 --> 1:40:31.760 that stuff. And then when when somebody goes on or run, 1:40:31.840 --> 1:40:33.400 like like the amount of people that aren't gonna get 1:40:33.439 --> 1:40:35.439 rings now because of what the Chiefs are doing, or 1:40:35.479 --> 1:40:37.120 the amount of people that didn't get rings you know 1:40:37.160 --> 1:40:40.400 when Jordan played, or what the Patriots did, what the 1:40:40.479 --> 1:40:43.800 Yankees did in the late nineties to hold that against somebody, 1:40:45.360 --> 1:40:48.200 you know, as I just think I never listened to that, 1:40:48.360 --> 1:40:51.559 and it's always bugged me. And I fucking hated I 1:40:51.680 --> 1:40:54.439 fucking hated the Dolphins. And there was a period where 1:40:54.439 --> 1:40:56.400 I hated Dan Marino just because he was beating us, 1:40:56.439 --> 1:40:59.600 but I always respected him. And then you know, the 1:40:59.680 --> 1:41:01.439 long or he did it, and I started hearing those 1:41:01.439 --> 1:41:03.439 sports writers because we would watch him twice a year 1:41:03.479 --> 1:41:05.200 come in and do what he did to us, and 1:41:05.439 --> 1:41:07.160 I would just be like, these guys are this is 1:41:07.200 --> 1:41:10.879 fucking ridiculous the level of shit that this guy's getting. Yeah, 1:41:10.920 --> 1:41:13.360 and he's down there like, you know, we've got the 1:41:13.400 --> 1:41:16.680 franchise on his back, so huge, damn Marino fans. So 1:41:16.760 --> 1:41:19.040 I'm thanking you for letting me come on here and 1:41:19.080 --> 1:41:21.519 at least presenting a different argument when it comes to that. 1:41:21.479 --> 1:41:24.759 Shit, No, we appreciate you coming on. Uh damn Reno. 1:41:26.000 --> 1:41:29.040 I've met him a few times. Such a cool dude. 1:41:29.520 --> 1:41:32.760 He doesn't get the respect that he You know, if 1:41:33.000 --> 1:41:36.000 he were to play it nowadays, I mean, he'd be 1:41:36.120 --> 1:41:38.440 like a six thousand yard quarterback. 1:41:39.320 --> 1:41:41.240 I actually wouldn't say that to him at a benefit. 1:41:41.840 --> 1:41:43.160 He did and he was like, oh, I don't know 1:41:43.160 --> 1:41:45.080 about that. I go want he fucking threw for forty 1:41:45.080 --> 1:41:47.320 one hundred yards? When when that he was? 1:41:47.840 --> 1:41:49.720 When I met him when we were hanging out as 1:41:49.720 --> 1:41:52.720 a Super Bowl were at a cool restaurant in Vegas. 1:41:53.080 --> 1:41:54.600 I saw him. He had a dip in with a 1:41:54.640 --> 1:41:55.640 cool sport code on. 1:41:55.800 --> 1:41:58.280 What about his release quickest relief arm goes up, all 1:41:58.320 --> 1:42:00.679 comes out. That's what his dad said, Dude, it looks 1:42:00.680 --> 1:42:03.760 like it's it's they sped up the film. He just 1:42:03.800 --> 1:42:07.320 goes it's like a machine. And that was another thing 1:42:07.360 --> 1:42:11.720 that I think helped him with, Like playing against the 1:42:11.760 --> 1:42:13.720 Bears is no matter how good their rush was, he 1:42:13.720 --> 1:42:16.519 could get the ball out so quickly and yeah and 1:42:16.560 --> 1:42:19.280 so accurately. And that was my big thing, Like we'd 1:42:19.320 --> 1:42:22.240 pay him twice a year, maybe SAKA once and when 1:42:22.280 --> 1:42:23.880 we finally did, I would like run on the TV 1:42:24.040 --> 1:42:28.280 like I was just so building up, like fuck every 1:42:28.280 --> 1:42:30.519 time you thought you had the guy, Oh, it was 1:42:30.560 --> 1:42:33.120 always complete. All right, I'm starting to hate him again 1:42:33.120 --> 1:42:34.479 thinking about him playing the Patriots. 1:42:36.520 --> 1:42:39.320 Well, Bill, thank you so much. Everyone. Go out and 1:42:39.439 --> 1:42:42.599 check out Bill Burr's new special that comes out in March, 1:42:43.200 --> 1:42:48.360 Drop Dead Years on Hulu. Also, Bill's made his Broadway debut. 1:42:48.560 --> 1:42:49.679 How's that? That's cool? 1:42:49.880 --> 1:42:53.000 I know you're not reading the right tenis in March, 1:42:53.520 --> 1:42:56.599 coming out in Yes, yes, I haven't done any Broadway days. 1:42:56.720 --> 1:42:59.599 Special hasn't come up. Special comes out in March on Hulu. 1:43:00.200 --> 1:43:05.040 Uh, you're Ian Colkin. Yeah, he's catch me out right now? Yeah? 1:43:05.160 --> 1:43:06.600 I see him on everything. 1:43:06.439 --> 1:43:09.240 Coming in here. If they had a thousand lists of 1:43:09.360 --> 1:43:12.000 expressions that you were gonna use, cats me Out is 1:43:12.040 --> 1:43:14.040 not on that fucking list? 1:43:14.080 --> 1:43:14.599 Did wait? 1:43:14.680 --> 1:43:17.000 Wait? Did you wait a minute? Wait a minute? Did 1:43:17.080 --> 1:43:19.280 you feel like you had to say that because cats 1:43:19.360 --> 1:43:21.760 was on Broadway? Do you have a hole of these 1:43:21.800 --> 1:43:24.080 shoes make way more sense now? 1:43:24.240 --> 1:43:24.760 I don't know it. 1:43:25.200 --> 1:43:26.880 Cats me Out, cats me Out? 1:43:27.080 --> 1:43:28.240 Best things in the slice bread. 1:43:28.640 --> 1:43:29.360 These knees. 1:43:29.520 --> 1:43:30.080 These knees. 1:43:30.320 --> 1:43:33.639 Uh yeah, that's that's your Kansas. That's the Kansas coming out. 1:43:33.800 --> 1:43:36.920 These tell you have more trouble now a little bit. 1:43:38.360 --> 1:43:40.640 Len Gary Glenn Ross. 1:43:41.160 --> 1:43:44.639 Yep, Glengary Glen Ross on Broadway. Uh, I got Monday 1:43:44.640 --> 1:43:47.000 Morning podcasts, and I do anything better with Paul Versey 1:43:47.040 --> 1:43:49.240 would be a great guest for your show. 1:43:49.320 --> 1:43:50.200 Gotta get Paul in here. 1:43:50.479 --> 1:43:52.760 Okay, he almost fucked up Southern saying I ever heard 1:43:52.800 --> 1:43:54.760 what that boy fuck a rock if you thought a 1:43:54.800 --> 1:43:57.519 snake was under it. Wait, hey again, that boy would 1:43:57.560 --> 1:43:59.439 fuck a rock if you thought a snake was under it. 1:43:59.520 --> 1:44:02.040 I was just I don't know what that means. I 1:44:02.080 --> 1:44:04.000 don't either, but I need to talk to my agent. 1:44:05.600 --> 1:44:06.680 Where have you booked me? 1:44:06.840 --> 1:44:09.679 I love Southern terms though they had all that boyd 1:44:09.720 --> 1:44:17.000 fucked mud like. I don't thank you? Bill? Sorry? Thanks? 1:44:18.720 --> 1:44:21.240 What an episode of Bill burd You know what? I 1:44:21.280 --> 1:44:25.000 always get a little. I feel like I'm two for 1:44:25.080 --> 1:44:29.479 two on Bostons actors. He clammed up, clam up, clammed up. 1:44:29.560 --> 1:44:32.120 The lights got too bright for you. He look clammed up. 1:44:32.120 --> 1:44:35.120 He got all my shoes. This fucking guy. I wanted 1:44:35.160 --> 1:44:38.479 to call him a boomer. I'm like that, that's a 1:44:38.520 --> 1:44:41.840 boomer joke. He might be a boomer, though he definitely is. 1:44:42.000 --> 1:44:44.880 I was hoping you'd rag on him because he was 1:44:44.920 --> 1:44:47.160 calling you kind of effeminate for wearing the shoes. But 1:44:47.240 --> 1:44:51.360 he wore your jersey in SNL like, did he yeah, 1:44:51.680 --> 1:44:53.000 wearing another man's jersey. 1:44:53.040 --> 1:44:56.280 Come on, no, that's kind of cool. It's kind of tight. 1:44:56.560 --> 1:45:00.600 Bilbert worries your jersey that it's tight. We'll rack on 1:45:00.680 --> 1:45:04.120 him for that. But he was awesome. He was awesome. 1:45:04.240 --> 1:45:07.920 He was awesome. But it's time for the Chill Zone, 1:45:07.960 --> 1:45:11.960 brought to you by cores Light. Get cores Light delivered 1:45:12.000 --> 1:45:16.719 straight to your door. Visit at coreslight dot com. Slash 1:45:16.840 --> 1:45:22.240 gw N celebrate responsibly. Everyone go out and order it 1:45:22.280 --> 1:45:26.840 online with the backslash gwn because we probably get hell 1:45:26.880 --> 1:45:29.600 of more hits for that and it makes our podcast 1:45:29.640 --> 1:45:34.920 look tighter. So do that. Today we're hitting the old hotline, 1:45:35.280 --> 1:45:39.160 or should I say the chill line again. That number 1:45:39.320 --> 1:45:44.320 is four two four two nine one two two nine zero. 1:45:45.000 --> 1:45:48.679 Let's get into it. Grab one, Grab one. They're nice 1:45:48.680 --> 1:45:53.600 and cold and chilly, all right, ready into this. 1:45:55.000 --> 1:46:00.439 There's Tim Mulsky calls some fucking such Florida. Just want 1:46:00.479 --> 1:46:04.520 to know how do you feel about Aaron Lennon Jets? 1:46:05.400 --> 1:46:09.040 Are they gonna make it over the hump Finally? I'm believing. 1:46:09.080 --> 1:46:12.400 I'm buying in. I think he's the man. I think 1:46:12.439 --> 1:46:15.880 he's a difference maker. I think he's the one to 1:46:16.000 --> 1:46:20.439 bring us back to the Palm Sland in the AFC East. 1:46:20.920 --> 1:46:23.360 Let me know what your thoughts are. Love your show. 1:46:24.120 --> 1:46:32.200 Thanks Tim Mulasky. That's a great name, Mulawsky Mulaskey from Florida, 1:46:32.600 --> 1:46:35.880 Central Florida. Is that like Orlando? Yeah, that's that's a 1:46:36.800 --> 1:46:38.840 U s U c F territory. You know who lives 1:46:38.880 --> 1:46:43.720 in Orlando? Charles Woodson. Really, he lives in Orlando. He 1:46:43.840 --> 1:46:49.280 loves it. I want to go visit. Marshall. H Marshall. Yeah, 1:46:49.280 --> 1:46:53.080 it's a huh. Kevin Smith guy, Yeah, a lot of you. Yeah, 1:46:53.120 --> 1:46:55.160 it's pretty good. Now let's get back to the question 1:46:55.240 --> 1:46:57.360 of Aaron Glenn to the Jets. Is he going to 1:46:57.400 --> 1:47:00.000 be the guy to bring him over the hump? 1:47:00.320 --> 1:47:02.400 Ah. 1:47:02.800 --> 1:47:05.519 I'm excited for the Aaron Glenn higher. I like him 1:47:05.560 --> 1:47:08.200 as a coach, I think, and he's a former player, 1:47:08.200 --> 1:47:10.639 he's he's and he was a former really good football player. 1:47:11.200 --> 1:47:13.679 He's shown nothing but greatness. I like this press conference. 1:47:13.680 --> 1:47:17.559 Did you see his press conference? I thought he sounded 1:47:18.520 --> 1:47:23.360 like he could command a room. It just it sucks 1:47:23.439 --> 1:47:28.320 because that's a tough job. You know, it's not just 1:47:30.360 --> 1:47:34.280 being a coach there. So like to make him make 1:47:34.320 --> 1:47:38.519 the Jets finally get over the hump. You know, in theory, 1:47:38.800 --> 1:47:41.639 he's taken over a pretty solid defense. If he can 1:47:41.640 --> 1:47:44.799 get that defense popping, you know, you get a little 1:47:46.240 --> 1:47:49.960 because I mean Sala had him going yeah, And so 1:47:50.080 --> 1:47:52.400 you bring in Aaron Glenn there, and he he kind 1:47:52.400 --> 1:47:56.360 of knows that market man. He wanted that job. So 1:47:56.439 --> 1:47:59.680 I think that makes a difference. But it's going to 1:47:59.720 --> 1:48:02.559 depend on like the offense, you have to figure. 1:48:02.360 --> 1:48:04.960 Out quarterback, you have to figure out some front office stuff. 1:48:05.920 --> 1:48:10.920 Yeah, well that like, is Aaron gonna play ball? Is 1:48:10.960 --> 1:48:12.960 he because he's he there? Is he gonna bring him back? 1:48:13.200 --> 1:48:14.840 And if he's gonna bring him back, he needs to 1:48:14.840 --> 1:48:17.559 be a positive And I'm not saying he's not a 1:48:17.560 --> 1:48:20.400 positive guy. But you gotta do the little ship like 1:48:20.439 --> 1:48:23.360 you're gonna have to be at the the off season, 1:48:24.120 --> 1:48:27.080 like you gotta you gotta have a new culture of like, guys, 1:48:27.120 --> 1:48:29.880 we gotta be a part of that culture. We gotta 1:48:29.880 --> 1:48:32.880 be a part of that culture. Aaron does that, like, 1:48:32.960 --> 1:48:35.200 that's slam dunk move right there. 1:48:35.479 --> 1:48:37.679 I saw he saw Dan Campbell do it in Detroit, 1:48:37.720 --> 1:48:39.360 and so you know, you can see that blueprint of 1:48:39.400 --> 1:48:39.800 what you can do. 1:48:39.880 --> 1:48:43.160 No, yeah, I'm not worried about that. It's just it's 1:48:43.160 --> 1:48:45.600 not it's not even for these coaches that could be 1:48:45.680 --> 1:48:49.479 good head coaches, or it's about the situation they're going into, 1:48:49.920 --> 1:48:51.960 and like, it's a crap shoot if you don't have 1:48:52.040 --> 1:48:54.040 a quarterback. It's a crap shoot when you do have 1:48:54.080 --> 1:48:58.519 a quarterback. So like, and it's ultimately about that, you know. 1:48:58.720 --> 1:49:02.840 So I'm I'm I'm rooting for Aaron Glenn, not against 1:49:02.880 --> 1:49:05.719 the Patriots, but you know, I'm rooting for him because 1:49:06.120 --> 1:49:08.280 I respect the hell out of him. I think he 1:49:08.800 --> 1:49:12.760 did a great job with this defense in Detroit that 1:49:12.880 --> 1:49:15.679 had like full next man up mentality. But they all 1:49:16.040 --> 1:49:18.880 when they still were able to make plays and get 1:49:18.880 --> 1:49:22.320 off the field for the consistent part of the year 1:49:22.840 --> 1:49:25.240 with all those different players. I mean, that's something to do. 1:49:25.400 --> 1:49:29.000 That's the coach. So they believe in it. I'm hoping 1:49:29.040 --> 1:49:29.679 he does well. 1:49:30.600 --> 1:49:35.439 Okay for every other sports fan outside of Kansas City 1:49:35.560 --> 1:49:38.160 and Philadelphia, like we're in total health. 1:49:38.160 --> 1:49:39.439 The super Bowl is gonna be the worst. 1:49:39.479 --> 1:49:41.320 Can we not play it? I would like to see 1:49:41.360 --> 1:49:47.920 both loose and this game against the Bills and the Chiefs. 1:49:48.520 --> 1:49:51.599 Clearly everyone should know now that the only person who 1:49:51.600 --> 1:49:53.479 can beat Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady. 1:49:54.880 --> 1:49:58.439 This is a great super Bowl. There's there's history on 1:49:58.520 --> 1:50:02.120 the line. Regardless if you hate it or you like it, 1:50:02.960 --> 1:50:05.880 you know this is a historical moment. No, no, no 1:50:06.040 --> 1:50:09.040 back to back team has even got to the Super Bowl. 1:50:09.040 --> 1:50:13.839 I don't think. I'm pretty sure like it's been like, yeah, 1:50:13.880 --> 1:50:16.360 there hasn't. No, don't fact check me, and I'm I'm in. 1:50:16.920 --> 1:50:18.479 I mean we had the Bills go to four super 1:50:18.520 --> 1:50:19.639 Bowls but didn't win any. 1:50:19.960 --> 1:50:22.679 No, this I'm talking about winning the back to back winner. 1:50:23.000 --> 1:50:24.920 I don't think has ever gone to the super Bowl 1:50:24.920 --> 1:50:27.240 like this is. This is some uncharted territory. This is 1:50:27.240 --> 1:50:31.200 fucking This is insane, especially in the error we're in 1:50:31.320 --> 1:50:34.559 right now. You know, when New. 1:50:34.600 --> 1:50:37.000 Orleans is turf too, So no excuses from the Eagles 1:50:37.000 --> 1:50:37.439 this time. 1:50:38.720 --> 1:50:42.479 The Eagles, the Eagles are good. Man. I've been talking 1:50:42.560 --> 1:50:45.200 myself up and I've been I've been I've been against 1:50:45.200 --> 1:50:52.479 these Eagles all year. But like, look, I thought that Sirianni. See, 1:50:52.479 --> 1:50:54.000 I don't want to jump on because the last time 1:50:54.000 --> 1:50:55.800 I did something like this, I jumped on the Sam 1:50:55.960 --> 1:50:58.880 Donald train and then what I slap him in the ass. 1:50:59.000 --> 1:51:01.880 He ships in my fuck in hand. Okay, I still 1:51:01.960 --> 1:51:08.599 think that Philly like they they've played good, they've played good. 1:51:10.120 --> 1:51:16.000 Vig Dangio and you gotta get you gotta. I gotta 1:51:16.000 --> 1:51:19.880 tip my hat to Sirianni, like he's been dealing with 1:51:19.920 --> 1:51:23.320 a lot of ship and and they're there. But he's 1:51:23.320 --> 1:51:25.760 got they gotta win this thing. And the thing is 1:51:25.800 --> 1:51:29.639 they got a hungry ass. Sakwon Barkley for two weeks 1:51:29.640 --> 1:51:33.200 to get healthy. He's gonna do it. You see how 1:51:33.240 --> 1:51:36.240 You see how fucking motivated he was. You see that 1:51:36.920 --> 1:51:38.640 this is gonna be a good super Bowl, you know, 1:51:38.720 --> 1:51:40.759 for all the ship the next year. And he's gotten. 1:51:40.920 --> 1:51:42.280 He's been a coach for WET three years and he 1:51:42.280 --> 1:51:44.280 has been to the Super Bowl in two of those years. 1:51:44.880 --> 1:51:48.599 Hey, what's up, guys. My name is Edgar Carrera from Yakoma, Washington, 1:51:48.960 --> 1:51:52.320 home of Cooper Cup. Quick question for you guys. Do 1:51:52.360 --> 1:51:57.320 you think if Patrick mahomes three peats and this Super 1:51:57.360 --> 1:52:01.560 Bowl that they would be considered better than the twenty 1:52:01.640 --> 1:52:06.400 fourteen to twenty eighteen New England Patriots let us know, 1:52:06.920 --> 1:52:08.280 go Hawks. 1:52:09.000 --> 1:52:12.400 Yeah, they probably would. Yeah, back to back to back. Yeah, 1:52:12.439 --> 1:52:15.160 they've got four Super Bowls in a short ass time. 1:52:16.240 --> 1:52:21.760 You got a a I mean, you gotta tape your cap. 1:52:22.960 --> 1:52:29.320 But that's some. That's some. That's when you become big dogs. 1:52:29.320 --> 1:52:33.120 These are big dogs. They're a big dogs. Unprecedented three years, 1:52:33.080 --> 1:52:37.400 A big dog. I don't like saying it, but it's 1:52:37.439 --> 1:52:41.360 the truth. You know, that's a big dog. 1:52:41.560 --> 1:52:44.160 They got work to do for the whole Patriots experience. 1:52:44.200 --> 1:52:46.640 But the second dynasty. 1:52:45.800 --> 1:52:48.519 Yeah, the big dogs right now. 1:52:48.560 --> 1:52:52.360 Dogs, it's salon your guy from the old nut House nation. 1:52:52.800 --> 1:52:55.320 Hey, listen, there's a lot of a lot. 1:52:55.120 --> 1:52:57.840 Of negativity down out there around this Super Bowl. 1:52:57.920 --> 1:53:01.240 You know, the Chiefs getting pushed through and I don't 1:53:01.240 --> 1:53:03.280 know with the Eagles rematch. 1:53:02.800 --> 1:53:04.360 Blah blah blah, your ship down. 1:53:04.960 --> 1:53:09.400 Listen, Let's take a step back and just be happy. Happy. 1:53:09.479 --> 1:53:11.639 We got football, happy, we got a game. 1:53:12.000 --> 1:53:16.080 Happy we can sit around, crack a cors light, eat some. 1:53:16.080 --> 1:53:20.320 Wings, get some pizza, hang out with friends, family, your dog, 1:53:20.520 --> 1:53:21.360 your you know. 1:53:21.360 --> 1:53:23.120 If you're a cat guy, that's cool too. 1:53:23.320 --> 1:53:24.720 Whatever, we're happy for you. 1:53:25.360 --> 1:53:26.320 Let's just be happy. 1:53:26.400 --> 1:53:30.960 We got some mother e fin football and that's it, 1:53:31.000 --> 1:53:31.800 all right, love that. 1:53:31.920 --> 1:53:35.520 I agree. It's a great message down. That's that's happiness. 1:53:35.760 --> 1:53:39.679 Someone asked me, what's your happy place? What's your answer? 1:53:42.120 --> 1:53:48.280 I went into thinking like happy Gilmore, you know, like no, 1:53:48.520 --> 1:53:54.160 but mine was my dog and my and Lily, Lily's 1:53:54.680 --> 1:53:59.479 Lily's practicing shooting goals and smoking them every time, like 1:53:59.520 --> 1:54:02.759 one hundred a hundred. In my happy place, Well, Rocky's 1:54:02.800 --> 1:54:05.160 being a good dog and not going after the ball. 1:54:05.520 --> 1:54:08.679 He's just sitting there jumping up, celebrating like a well 1:54:08.720 --> 1:54:18.920 trained dog. Woll Well, I'm sitting back in a load 1:54:19.160 --> 1:54:24.440 chair watching with the I think I got two kettlebells 1:54:24.600 --> 1:54:27.880 and I'm just doing sets of random sumo squats. 1:54:27.479 --> 1:54:29.439 And you're working out in your happy place. 1:54:29.840 --> 1:54:33.440 In my happy place with like a band doing some 1:54:33.520 --> 1:54:37.000 glute stuff. Make my body feel hella good. Watching my 1:54:37.080 --> 1:54:39.640 kids score hello goal with my dog well trained. That 1:54:39.760 --> 1:54:43.640 was my happy place, Big old it was funny. That's 1:54:43.680 --> 1:54:46.200 what I thought about. I was sitting there, like, where 1:54:46.200 --> 1:54:49.640 would my happy place? It'd be that. Yeah, she's trying 1:54:49.680 --> 1:54:55.480 to get herself better. Dog is pretty good. Fuck it 1:54:56.080 --> 1:54:59.200 my activity. Do you have a therapist? No? But I 1:54:59.280 --> 1:55:00.360 need one? 1:55:03.200 --> 1:55:03.600 Hello? 1:55:04.960 --> 1:55:07.600 What is the city that you think is deserving of 1:55:07.680 --> 1:55:10.520 the super Bowl that hasn't had a super Bowl set 1:55:10.560 --> 1:55:11.240 there yet? 1:55:11.520 --> 1:55:12.560 Okay, that's all? 1:55:13.360 --> 1:55:13.760 Bye? 1:55:15.920 --> 1:55:16.480 Wow? 1:55:16.960 --> 1:55:19.320 A city that has never hosted the super Bowl? City 1:55:19.320 --> 1:55:22.160 which was the best one to host a new super Bowl? 1:55:24.760 --> 1:55:25.560 We think about this. 1:55:26.280 --> 1:55:29.280 I'm gonna I'm just gonna say, Boston. How fucking tight 1:55:29.320 --> 1:55:32.400 would that be? Cold weather super Bowl? Back to the roots. 1:55:33.360 --> 1:55:35.080 Foxburg was a little bit far from Boston. 1:55:35.120 --> 1:55:39.600 It's like, there's no stadium Jellett. Oh, so it's gonna 1:55:39.600 --> 1:55:41.920 be at Gelee, just like how San Francisco does it. 1:55:41.960 --> 1:55:43.800 All this shit's in San Francisco and the States in 1:55:43.840 --> 1:55:44.440 Santa Clara. 1:55:44.960 --> 1:55:52.240 No. I I like warm super Bowl just because we 1:55:52.360 --> 1:55:54.880 lost in two cold super Bowl. We lost in super 1:55:54.960 --> 1:55:56.880 cold super Bowl in Indian. I know it was in India, 1:55:56.880 --> 1:55:59.360 but it's still cold super Bowl. And then Minnesota cold 1:55:59.440 --> 1:56:01.600 super Bowl. Don't like cold super Bowl. 1:56:01.720 --> 1:56:06.760 So what's a warm city Nashville. No, they're probably getting 1:56:06.760 --> 1:56:08.040 one soon. I need to get a new stadium. 1:56:08.640 --> 1:56:13.240 Where's another city, Where's a warm area? It's perto. Puerto 1:56:13.320 --> 1:56:14.440 Rico's a. 1:56:14.280 --> 1:56:16.840 City account mm San Juan. 1:56:17.520 --> 1:56:20.280 The Gulf of America just put on a float, and 1:56:20.360 --> 1:56:23.160 the Gulf of America, the US Virgin Islands? 1:56:23.200 --> 1:56:24.040 What about Yeah? 1:56:24.080 --> 1:56:27.000 What about the Aloha? That would be kind of tight. 1:56:27.400 --> 1:56:29.160 Have they ever had a Super Bowl in Hawaii? Just 1:56:29.200 --> 1:56:32.040 the Pro Bowl? I drove that. That's where I would go. 1:56:32.240 --> 1:56:36.600 It's dilapidated as ship. I would go to Hawaii. Do 1:56:36.640 --> 1:56:38.680 you got to redo the Aloha ball? 1:56:38.880 --> 1:56:39.040 Oh? 1:56:39.040 --> 1:56:41.600 No, they gotta the Yeah, this is like the World Cup. 1:56:41.720 --> 1:56:45.080 We we would fucking we would blow that thing out 1:56:45.120 --> 1:56:47.880 and build an extravagant beautiful This is like a four 1:56:47.960 --> 1:56:50.160 year down the road we got And I love the 1:56:50.200 --> 1:56:52.880 history of of the the what what is it? The 1:56:53.160 --> 1:56:56.320 what Bowl? Is it called the low Hall Bowl because 1:56:56.360 --> 1:57:00.200 that's where uh, that's where the Rainbows used to play. 1:57:00.200 --> 1:57:02.560 Warriors like Colt Brennan and stuff all used to watch 1:57:02.640 --> 1:57:06.440 that stuff. And I went to Juko show. Yeah Chang, 1:57:06.520 --> 1:57:09.760 Yeah he's somewhere, but uh yeah, we gotta go full 1:57:09.840 --> 1:57:14.480 new thought. Norm Chow does the coin flip norm Chow 1:57:14.960 --> 1:57:19.000 Lard Hamilton would have to be a part of it 1:57:19.040 --> 1:57:23.920 in some form or fashion. I want him like like 1:57:24.000 --> 1:57:27.080 to open the ceremony, He's got to surf a big wave. 1:57:27.720 --> 1:57:30.800 Well, maybe you go like the Jacksonville route and you 1:57:30.800 --> 1:57:33.320 have a pool in the new Stadium and Laird is 1:57:33.360 --> 1:57:34.480 just in there holding his breath. 1:57:34.840 --> 1:57:41.600 No. No, but there would be like you know, like 1:57:41.640 --> 1:57:44.680 when you do like the super Bowl, like you know, 1:57:44.760 --> 1:57:47.880 like Fox would host it obviously, and you have like 1:57:47.920 --> 1:57:51.160 the pre shows stuff and there's always like the the 1:57:51.800 --> 1:57:54.440 the like cut ups and like the intury ductory like 1:57:54.920 --> 1:57:57.680 cool uh things that they put together. 1:57:58.640 --> 1:57:58.800 Yeah. 1:57:58.840 --> 1:58:02.800 Yeah, it'd be like him, Like it'd be like a 1:58:03.000 --> 1:58:06.320 James Bond thing where he'd surf in and like deliver 1:58:06.440 --> 1:58:09.880 the ball like because he's like you know what I mean, 1:58:09.880 --> 1:58:12.200 he's pretty big over there. And there's probably some like 1:58:12.640 --> 1:58:14.800 and some other guy that he would he would want 1:58:14.880 --> 1:58:16.640 to have him join him because he wouldn't want he 1:58:16.680 --> 1:58:20.040 wouldn't want to take all the the attention of Hawaii. 1:58:20.040 --> 1:58:23.080 He'd want someone probably from there as well, because that's 1:58:23.080 --> 1:58:25.280 the kind of dude he is. So you'd have two 1:58:25.320 --> 1:58:27.880 of them surfing in on big waves, getting pulled in. 1:58:28.440 --> 1:58:30.480 Maybe I'll be on the jet ski guy. They'll teach 1:58:30.520 --> 1:58:32.160 me how to do the jet ski thing. I'll pull 1:58:32.240 --> 1:58:36.920 him in and then we'll fucking we'll go and we'll 1:58:36.920 --> 1:58:40.600 start it. Huh maybe starting nah too? Is not Come on, 1:58:42.240 --> 1:58:44.920 this isn't This isn't a dream. This could actually happen. Okay, 1:58:44.960 --> 1:58:46.720 So Hawaiian next super Bowl? Say I dig it. 1:58:46.760 --> 1:58:50.000 I'm going for Boston or Green Bank. Would be fun 1:58:50.280 --> 1:58:51.640 just for the history and the culture. 1:58:51.760 --> 1:58:55.680 Dude, Hawaii dog, that's tight. That's a good question. 1:58:56.240 --> 1:58:58.360 Hi, my name is Martha from Hawaii. 1:58:58.640 --> 1:59:01.680 I'm wondering what you would I would drink on the Monday. 1:59:01.360 --> 1:59:02.400 After the super Bowl? 1:59:02.880 --> 1:59:06.480 But if you lost, Martha from Hawaii, what would you 1:59:07.080 --> 1:59:10.120 do or drink on the Monday after the super Bowl? 1:59:10.200 --> 1:59:15.400 But if you lost, definitely probably drinking a smoothie always. 1:59:17.040 --> 1:59:20.000 Or a course light maybe a course light course light. 1:59:20.120 --> 1:59:22.000 What did you do on a Monday after a loss? 1:59:22.200 --> 1:59:22.640 What do you mean? 1:59:22.840 --> 1:59:27.800 The Indianapolis one? Just like just done, go home, chill. 1:59:27.760 --> 1:59:32.040 Yeah, I just remember going. I remember that next like 1:59:32.120 --> 1:59:35.880 to travel home with the team? You travel home that night? 1:59:36.000 --> 1:59:38.640 Was the next day, next day, next day so brutal, 1:59:41.040 --> 1:59:45.400 and he just went home and it was like cold, snowy. 1:59:46.040 --> 1:59:51.280 Wasn't it snowy? Not twelve Maybe it wasn't. Usually was cold, 1:59:51.280 --> 1:59:54.960 but it wasn't. Yeah, this was a bat And then 1:59:55.000 --> 1:59:56.640 you're just like planning on, like, man, I want to 1:59:56.680 --> 1:59:57.280 get out of here. 1:59:58.240 --> 2:00:00.240 How quickly do you go to the facility to clean 2:00:00.240 --> 2:00:02.960 out your ship? And like like the next day? 2:00:03.120 --> 2:00:06.320 Who you're hanging out there for? I'd be there for 2:00:06.360 --> 2:00:09.800 the next couple until I left. So still you still 2:00:09.840 --> 2:00:13.600 do your routine. Yeah, do your ship, go in and 2:00:14.920 --> 2:00:21.960 see the boys, eat some free food, getting no getting 2:00:21.960 --> 2:00:30.200 no ot tub, cold tub, sit there. Everyone's just departying, 2:00:32.720 --> 2:00:38.760 everyone's leaving and you're thinking about everything you did wrong 2:00:41.120 --> 2:00:43.720 that whole off season. 2:00:45.840 --> 2:00:49.280 Hey, Julian Jack and Kyler Sam from Pennsylvania. It's been 2:00:49.320 --> 2:00:52.600 a Patriots fan for a long time. My question is 2:00:53.200 --> 2:00:57.400 what is the most cool or interesting fact about playing 2:00:57.480 --> 2:01:00.560 in the Super Bowl that the average person not know? 2:01:01.640 --> 2:01:04.000 Excited for the twenty twenty five season going to be 2:01:04.000 --> 2:01:05.080 great for the Patriots. 2:01:05.480 --> 2:01:12.520 Thanks Pennsylvania. Were just talking about that with Lily. She's like, 2:01:12.560 --> 2:01:13.960 I want to go to Pennsylvania, Like why do you 2:01:14.000 --> 2:01:15.800 want to go to Pennsylvania. She goes, I think it's 2:01:15.840 --> 2:01:20.320 beautiful there. I go, what what? Well, you were just 2:01:20.360 --> 2:01:22.720 in Pennsylvany, I know, but I was like, how do 2:01:22.760 --> 2:01:25.880 you know Pennsylvania. I think it's because it sounds like Transylvania, 2:01:26.920 --> 2:01:28.840 and that's what because that's what I used to think 2:01:28.920 --> 2:01:31.280 as a kid. I wanted to go Pennsylvania because I 2:01:31.280 --> 2:01:36.560 think it's like where the vampires are trans So, yeah, Pennsylvania. 2:01:37.160 --> 2:01:45.000 Super Bowl fact, the average person wouldn't know. Average person 2:01:45.040 --> 2:01:47.200 wouldn't know that you have to pay for all your 2:01:47.240 --> 2:01:52.320 tickets at face value, and then you have to pay 2:01:52.680 --> 2:02:00.000 extreme amount of money for all your friends and families, hotels, 2:01:59.720 --> 2:02:02.720 and so all the money you make in your playoffs 2:02:03.000 --> 2:02:07.520 you basically spend at the super Bowl and you play 2:02:07.560 --> 2:02:11.240 for free. For the love of the game. Memories after 2:02:11.360 --> 2:02:11.760 last time. 2:02:12.160 --> 2:02:14.920 Also, I think a fun one that you've told me 2:02:15.080 --> 2:02:18.040 is that you because there's two teams, they both do 2:02:18.080 --> 2:02:19.800 a party and they play on a party and there's 2:02:19.840 --> 2:02:22.960 like concerts and musicians and it's a whole party, and they. 2:02:22.880 --> 2:02:25.600 Still do Yeah, there's a losing party. Yeah, it does one. 2:02:25.680 --> 2:02:28.960 There's a losing party. The vibes are that's cool. I 2:02:29.000 --> 2:02:33.560 suspect no vibes except for Rob's there. Rob did go 2:02:33.720 --> 2:02:38.240 ham with lmfao with a broken ankle after the loss. 2:02:38.440 --> 2:02:41.760 He did, he he but like he made the vibes good. 2:02:42.160 --> 2:02:46.440 We needed that. Yeah, let's do too, fucking Rob. 2:02:47.120 --> 2:02:50.520 Hey, how's it going? This is Evan calling from Los Angeles. 2:02:50.840 --> 2:02:53.280 I was wondering if. 2:02:52.080 --> 2:02:53.400 If you think the. 2:02:53.280 --> 2:02:55.600 Chiefs and the Eagles were playing each other in a 2:02:55.640 --> 2:03:01.200 beer pong tournament, who would they choose for either side? 2:03:01.360 --> 2:03:03.560 And who do you think would come out on top? 2:03:04.320 --> 2:03:06.280 Takes for your time, long time by. 2:03:07.040 --> 2:03:11.760 Oh, that's a good question to two guys. Two guys. 2:03:12.880 --> 2:03:16.320 So Chiefs, Chiefs, is you know Patrick knows how to play? 2:03:17.200 --> 2:03:19.440 You know for a fact that he I think he 2:03:19.480 --> 2:03:24.240 even showed it in like documentary. He's fucking, he's wet, 2:03:24.600 --> 2:03:28.480 he's he's clutched. Brainer, no brainer, and he's probably better 2:03:28.520 --> 2:03:31.280 with like ten beers in him. And then who's this 2:03:31.400 --> 2:03:34.720 partner it's got? I mean, it's gotta be Travis, right, 2:03:34.880 --> 2:03:36.440 he probably knows how to play. I think he knows 2:03:36.480 --> 2:03:38.560 how to play too, though. Yeah, it's gotta be a 2:03:38.680 --> 2:03:41.720 dude on that team. There's someone in that on that team. 2:03:41.800 --> 2:03:44.800 That don't. We just don't know his name who. 2:03:44.800 --> 2:03:49.200 I think it might be dark Horse, Andy Reid. Andy 2:03:49.280 --> 2:03:52.280 Reid put on a Hawaiian shirt. 2:03:53.280 --> 2:03:55.480 I bet it's defense. He is the king of a barbecue. 2:03:57.000 --> 2:03:59.480 And you know, I think he's Mormon though, so they 2:03:59.520 --> 2:04:01.879 probably use like red bull. 2:04:01.920 --> 2:04:07.240 Yeah just just water water yeah, Mormons caffeine. No, they don't, 2:04:07.640 --> 2:04:08.520 they can't do red Bull. 2:04:09.040 --> 2:04:12.520 Speaking of Mormons, how great is that move that show 2:04:12.880 --> 2:04:13.920 American Prime Evil? 2:04:14.000 --> 2:04:16.360 Will you American Prime Evil? 2:04:16.560 --> 2:04:18.720 Is that? Then him on the show? I'm like, is 2:04:18.720 --> 2:04:24.280 it prime full Prime Evil? It's just spelt weird? Yeah, great, 2:04:24.320 --> 2:04:26.600 great show. You get Peteburg on the show. I want 2:04:26.640 --> 2:04:29.120 to get it. He's fucking so cool. I would love 2:04:29.240 --> 2:04:31.600 now that he has like he has a reason to 2:04:31.640 --> 2:04:35.360 do media. He's so cool though, he freaking uh he's 2:04:35.400 --> 2:04:37.800 got such a wild career too. He's had a wild 2:04:37.840 --> 2:04:40.440 career and he's he's always connected with like the coolest, 2:04:40.480 --> 2:04:43.800 Like he connected me during the fires with like freaking 2:04:44.080 --> 2:04:47.200 a bunch of the firefighters. Two of like the biggest 2:04:47.320 --> 2:04:52.000 firefighters in uh l A are from Boston for from 2:04:52.120 --> 2:04:55.720 south East the Mullins shout out to the Mullies. They're 2:04:55.760 --> 2:04:58.360 freaking awesome. They coming by my house and stuff, checking 2:04:58.400 --> 2:05:01.000 it out. My dog's about to get me some hoses 2:05:01.000 --> 2:05:04.160 and stuff. He's we're getting like he's walking me through 2:05:04.200 --> 2:05:08.200 if anything comes down. We got this, you know, like 2:05:09.120 --> 2:05:12.320 it was pretty tight got And that's from Peter. And 2:05:12.360 --> 2:05:14.520 then Peter also hooked me up with my boy Sal. 2:05:14.640 --> 2:05:18.600 He's a cop like Santa Monic KAPEDI just retired though, 2:05:18.720 --> 2:05:21.280 went to the retirement shout out to Sal. But like 2:05:21.320 --> 2:05:24.839 he always has like first responder dudes. He's connected, freaking 2:05:25.080 --> 2:05:30.400 Navy seals. He's just Peter Berger is cool. He's just cool, dude. 2:05:31.920 --> 2:05:34.240 I went to We went to fight together. We went 2:05:34.280 --> 2:05:39.680 to Luke Rock Quotes fight in Utah, in Utah. It's 2:05:39.720 --> 2:05:43.080 all for full song connected. He's just a cool guy. 2:05:44.160 --> 2:05:46.680 So who do you think for the so Patrick Mahomes, 2:05:46.680 --> 2:05:48.440 It's got to be Travis kelce Right, I bet you 2:05:48.480 --> 2:05:50.680 trap's really good because if you don't go Travis Kelcey 2:05:50.720 --> 2:05:51.400 and you lose, it's like. 2:05:52.040 --> 2:05:55.600 Looks like play basketball and you know. And and he's 2:05:55.600 --> 2:06:01.160 from Ohio. The Cincati Boys, I'm Sincati folk. They're all 2:06:01.240 --> 2:06:03.320 fucking those Hile boys. They play a lot of that 2:06:03.360 --> 2:06:05.840 beer ship beer pong. We used to play corn hole 2:06:05.840 --> 2:06:09.480 and stuff. They're all good at that. So Patty and 2:06:09.480 --> 2:06:16.880 and and Kelsey Eagles, Well we're Jalen. He throws a 2:06:16.880 --> 2:06:19.800 good deep ball, so he probably throws a good ping. Jalen, 2:06:19.920 --> 2:06:21.080 you gotta, you gotta go, Jalen. 2:06:21.840 --> 2:06:26.240 You got, Barkley, you got. 2:06:26.440 --> 2:06:31.200 I think I've actually played Yeah and Austin at Danny's 2:06:31.200 --> 2:06:34.560 house once. How was he? It's pretty good? 2:06:35.000 --> 2:06:37.440 Pretty fucking good, or like the best guy on the Eagles. 2:06:39.160 --> 2:06:41.120 This is the championship of beer pong here. You can't 2:06:41.120 --> 2:06:44.720 be pretty good, hurts Cooper. 2:06:44.760 --> 2:06:47.560 De Jean Smith. Oh, we gotta get one of the 2:06:47.600 --> 2:06:54.080 exciting whites. They gotta the Jean. He's pretty athletic. He 2:06:54.200 --> 2:06:56.600 I saw him dunking up. That little boy could dunk. 2:06:58.120 --> 2:07:02.480 He you know who's an Who's blanket ship? You got 2:07:02.600 --> 2:07:06.360 fucking Kenny Pickett too. I feel like backup quarterback might 2:07:06.400 --> 2:07:09.320 be really good at ping. And he's a Pittsburgh kid. 2:07:10.000 --> 2:07:12.800 Fucking those Pittsburgh kids. Those those those dudes are all 2:07:12.880 --> 2:07:20.880 fucking in those fucking like cold brick fucking houses. I've 2:07:20.880 --> 2:07:23.960 been in them on like a hill playing hell of 2:07:24.040 --> 2:07:29.400 beer pong. Yeah, that's like some straight Ohio because Ohio 2:07:29.520 --> 2:07:31.880 is like super close to Pittsburgh, Kent, you know what 2:07:31.920 --> 2:07:35.800 I mean. So you'd always have like the terrain is 2:07:35.920 --> 2:07:38.680 very well Pittsburgh. You feel like you're going down into 2:07:38.720 --> 2:07:41.240 like a mine. He's crazy. You come out with the 2:07:41.240 --> 2:07:47.200 black I got the black lung pod semester. So who's 2:07:47.240 --> 2:07:50.680 our Jalen and who? I don't think it's Jayalen? 2:07:50.720 --> 2:07:53.160 And I think with this Eagles team, because they're lying 2:07:53.400 --> 2:07:56.360 their identity, you gotta go with like one of those lines. 2:07:56.400 --> 2:07:59.840 Blane Johnson, he's a quarterback. He was a quarterback in 2:08:00.200 --> 2:08:04.000 high school. Lane Johnson's for sure in there. Yeah no, 2:08:04.240 --> 2:08:06.760 And then I'm going Lane, and I'm going Big Dom, 2:08:07.320 --> 2:08:12.800 Big Team, Big Dom and Lane. There's an intimidation factor 2:08:12.800 --> 2:08:15.640 at Big Dom too, Dud, Big Dom, Big Dom plays 2:08:15.640 --> 2:08:16.520 a beer pong dog. 2:08:16.640 --> 2:08:18.520 Will you tell us about your little Philly Day? 2:08:18.720 --> 2:08:21.680 Philly Day was sick. So who's winning that match? Real quick? 2:08:22.360 --> 2:08:25.360 Lane Johnson and Big Don versus Mahomes and Kelsey. 2:08:25.640 --> 2:08:27.960 Yeah, I mean that was kind of obvious, right, Yeah, 2:08:28.040 --> 2:08:35.200 Mahomes Kelsey had the Philliest day ever. Fucking crazy. Wake up, 2:08:37.080 --> 2:08:38.840 we uh, we have to go do like a walk 2:08:38.920 --> 2:08:42.040 through of the show at the stadium, get our beats, 2:08:42.720 --> 2:08:46.320 kind of see the stadium, get a feel for the environment, 2:08:46.480 --> 2:08:49.040 see the beautiful sets that the Fox crew put up 2:08:49.880 --> 2:08:53.120 in uh Lincoln Financials. So you know, you gotta do 2:08:53.200 --> 2:08:56.200 our walk through day go through the show after that, 2:08:56.320 --> 2:08:58.760 had a lot of time, So go back to the crib. 2:08:58.920 --> 2:09:01.280 Hit up my boy Dave, like, yo, I need a haircut, dude, 2:09:01.360 --> 2:09:04.960 you got a guy out here, and so he's like, yeah, 2:09:05.200 --> 2:09:07.120 I do. And I was like, yo, I need also 2:09:07.120 --> 2:09:10.040 need to get a cheeseteak. Where should I go? He goes, 2:09:10.640 --> 2:09:13.120 all right, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna 2:09:13.160 --> 2:09:18.120 get We're gonna eat Angelo in South Philly with the 2:09:18.160 --> 2:09:21.600 Cooper Sharp that cheese steak. All right, we're gonna get that. 2:09:21.720 --> 2:09:24.120 We're gonna we're gonna pizza, and then we're gonna get 2:09:24.120 --> 2:09:31.640 the haircut by uh Bryce Harper's barber above Angelo's while 2:09:31.680 --> 2:09:35.560 eating with Big Dimond there. So I literally I'm like, 2:09:35.600 --> 2:09:38.200 all right, let's go go down to South Philly. Walk 2:09:38.240 --> 2:09:44.200 over there, get out, go upstairs. Place is packed. Cheeseteak 2:09:44.360 --> 2:09:48.320 is phenomenal, the pizza spectacular. Getting I'm in the kitchen 2:09:48.800 --> 2:09:53.160 of the condo above the restaurant getting faded up by 2:09:53.200 --> 2:09:56.040 my guy. I gotta get his name. Forgot his name. 2:09:56.880 --> 2:09:59.600 Bryce Harper's dude, though, so like, it's pretty Philly, you know, 2:09:59.640 --> 2:10:03.680 he's he's a Philly guy, dave O. He's mister Philadelphia. 2:10:04.480 --> 2:10:08.000 He's in there, brings in Big domb Big Dom, and 2:10:08.120 --> 2:10:10.080 I just start chopping it up while I'm eating a 2:10:10.160 --> 2:10:15.480 chili or a cheese steak getting the haircut. Big Dom like, Yo, 2:10:15.520 --> 2:10:18.520 you need a ride, Get in the Big Dommobile. He's 2:10:18.560 --> 2:10:22.760 got a blacked out escalade. Hell is sick going through 2:10:22.840 --> 2:10:25.160 lights and stuff. I don't know if that's legal, but 2:10:25.200 --> 2:10:28.680 he's got the he's got a fucking sound. Everyone's looking 2:10:28.680 --> 2:10:31.520 at Big Dom driving down Philly like yo, Big Dom. 2:10:31.960 --> 2:10:35.760 It was fucking insane. And then we're driving at Big 2:10:35.840 --> 2:10:40.920 Domobile and you know in Rocky are in Creed where 2:10:40.920 --> 2:10:43.840 you see all the dudes from the hood and the 2:10:43.880 --> 2:10:47.240 dirt bikes and shit. I swear I saw like three 2:10:47.400 --> 2:10:52.000 I saw three dudes wheeling down fucking Philly. Bro Philly 2:10:52.160 --> 2:10:54.600 is hot Philly. It was it was. And then I 2:10:54.640 --> 2:10:56.640 go back to my house and I'm like, I go 2:10:56.680 --> 2:11:00.760 back to the hotel, which is spectacular, beautiful hotel that 2:11:01.040 --> 2:11:04.040 four seasons in Philly. Very nice. Gronk has been talking 2:11:04.080 --> 2:11:08.520 about it for fucking two weeks. It was nice. Get 2:11:08.560 --> 2:11:12.120 back there, I go over my goddamn work, and I'm like, 2:11:12.120 --> 2:11:14.200 all right, I gotta get over my work. I want 2:11:14.200 --> 2:11:18.160 to go over my beats. This that h start thinking 2:11:18.200 --> 2:11:20.240 about questions you're gonna ask, because I'd do an interview. 2:11:20.240 --> 2:11:22.960 I was a little nervous whatever. So I go back 2:11:23.000 --> 2:11:24.320 and then I'm like, all right, I got my ship. 2:11:24.360 --> 2:11:27.680 I feel good, I'm confident, Get in bed, brush my teeth, 2:11:28.600 --> 2:11:36.160 lie down, turn on the TV. Invincibles on, Invincibles on. Yeah, 2:11:36.240 --> 2:11:40.280 I watched the whole goddamn movie. Vincebapali. I was walking 2:11:40.320 --> 2:11:43.840 down the same goddamn area in South Philly earlier that day, 2:11:43.960 --> 2:11:49.840 get the goddamn haircut at Angelo's Well, eating a cheese steak, 2:11:50.120 --> 2:11:54.480 eating a slice, and then Rocky came on after I 2:11:55.240 --> 2:11:59.040 fell asleep. I couldn't do it. It was such a 2:11:59.080 --> 2:12:01.920 fucking Philly dad. It was so Philly. 2:12:02.000 --> 2:12:04.600 You said you saw Aj Brown too, Yeah, big. 2:12:04.480 --> 2:12:07.320 Dom, he fased on Aj Brown. Aj is a cool 2:12:07.400 --> 2:12:10.320 kid man. I'm happy for him. He's a beast too, 2:12:10.320 --> 2:12:13.000 and he'll be on the paths next year. Philly's very similar, 2:12:13.160 --> 2:12:16.600 like is to Boston, just a little bit bigger. It's bigger. 2:12:16.720 --> 2:12:21.160 It's like it's like if it's like if Boston and 2:12:21.320 --> 2:12:25.560 New York had a kid that was bigger than the if. 2:12:25.400 --> 2:12:28.680 You did like New York's footprint, but Boston's kind of 2:12:29.040 --> 2:12:30.240 level of urbanness. 2:12:30.680 --> 2:12:32.680 Yeah, you don't know, but I just felt like, you know, 2:12:32.680 --> 2:12:34.800 you got the cobbles streets like South Philly, like a 2:12:34.840 --> 2:12:37.600 lot of that feels like it almost felt like you 2:12:37.600 --> 2:12:38.720 were in South Boston. 2:12:38.920 --> 2:12:41.320 Yeah, a little flatter in all the history too. 2:12:41.400 --> 2:12:44.000 Yeah. And then I went up into like Angelo's and 2:12:44.120 --> 2:12:45.920 it felt like I was going up into like a 2:12:45.960 --> 2:12:48.800 North End apartment, you know what I mean. Like it 2:12:48.840 --> 2:12:51.120 felt very similar because I've been I used to go 2:12:51.160 --> 2:12:54.280 to DEMONICAUS there's the deli and then you go above 2:12:54.880 --> 2:12:58.160 my boys, you know, you go chill up there. It's 2:12:58.200 --> 2:12:59.440 the same. It was like this. It was like that 2:12:59.520 --> 2:13:01.800 same kind of vibe. I mean, I mean, they're both 2:13:01.840 --> 2:13:03.600 East Coast beautiful, you know what I mean. 2:13:03.600 --> 2:13:07.760 With like heavy immigrant populast. Yeah, yeah, Irish, you know 2:13:07.800 --> 2:13:08.160 what I. 2:13:08.080 --> 2:13:09.040 Love about Philadelphia? 2:13:09.120 --> 2:13:14.800 That Boston doesn't have is the consolidated sports arenas like 2:13:14.880 --> 2:13:17.280 Wells Fargo is right next to Lincoln is right next 2:13:17.320 --> 2:13:19.440 to Citizen Bank. They're all right there. They share a 2:13:19.480 --> 2:13:21.280 parking lot. Like there's like a little bit of like 2:13:21.280 --> 2:13:24.800 a sports connectivity with Boston. It's Foxboro, you got Jillett, 2:13:24.840 --> 2:13:26.560 you got you know, the Garden is right in the city, 2:13:26.600 --> 2:13:27.120 which is cool. 2:13:27.120 --> 2:13:28.600 Fenways right in there. But it's nice to have it 2:13:28.640 --> 2:13:31.160 all consolidated. That would be I mean, I think that's 2:13:31.160 --> 2:13:33.200 what Craft wanted. Yeah, they're gonna do it. 2:13:33.200 --> 2:13:36.480 And what like South Boston with the Olympics, that whole 2:13:36.480 --> 2:13:37.839 fucking thing that would. 2:13:37.680 --> 2:13:39.120 Have been sick if we were in the city. But 2:13:39.160 --> 2:13:41.760 then when they figured like having one way into fox 2:13:41.880 --> 2:13:45.480 Bowl one way out, when they figure traffic makes it awesome. 2:13:45.560 --> 2:13:46.040 If they can. 2:13:45.920 --> 2:13:49.440 Figure out the Revolution Stadium to be like in Boston proper, that's. 2:13:49.280 --> 2:13:51.520 That's that we're going to. They're building something over there. 2:13:51.640 --> 2:13:56.800 Like near the Encore or something. Last question, I. 2:13:56.840 --> 2:14:00.240 Want to answer this pretty simple question regarding Super well, 2:14:01.280 --> 2:14:02.000 who wins. 2:14:02.720 --> 2:14:05.400 Do the Eagles win or do the Chiefs win? 2:14:05.640 --> 2:14:06.000 Thank you? 2:14:07.320 --> 2:14:11.880 I think the Chiefs are going to three peat. I 2:14:12.080 --> 2:14:16.800 just that's where my gut tells me. I don't have 2:14:16.880 --> 2:14:20.960 any fucking like, you know, like I'm not going to 2:14:21.040 --> 2:14:24.640 Dane Orlowski like well this this, this, this, this, like 2:14:24.760 --> 2:14:27.720 we all can do that. I don't know. I just think. 2:14:27.960 --> 2:14:32.760 I think the Chiefs they just thrive. It's close, you 2:14:32.760 --> 2:14:35.640 put your money on. Super's always got something fucking going on. 2:14:36.320 --> 2:14:37.600 Been there what they're doing. 2:14:37.440 --> 2:14:41.200 They can just run it down their throat. 2:14:41.360 --> 2:14:44.240 I don't know, but control the game. I heard Tom 2:14:44.240 --> 2:14:47.680 talking on Coward it was really really brought me back 2:14:47.720 --> 2:14:51.680 to the those days. He said, you know, it's a 2:14:51.680 --> 2:14:55.480 four hour game. A lot of times defenses just die 2:14:55.520 --> 2:15:00.720 at the end, you know what I mean. So we'll see, 2:15:00.840 --> 2:15:02.760 we'll see. It'll be a good one. 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