WEBVTT - Tues Post Show (08-22-23) 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:03.920 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:08.400 Here's your host, Bobby Bones. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.560 Are you guys being funny with your paper? 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:13.880 No? 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:18.239 Why what do you mean? It was like so much paper. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:23.720 Scuba was bringing us our sonic and there's so much paper. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.120 Good cook. I thought you guys were making jokes. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.040 This looks like a ravioli. What is this? 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.320 Scuba? Help Ottie out here? 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:33.640 The buffalo chicken bites. It's almost like an impanada. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:35.800 Yeah, it kind of looks like that too, better. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.720 Texture than like the like the traditional sticks that I've 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:38.680 seen in other places. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:40.640 It's really really good. That is cool. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:41.919 It's got a ranch to dip it into. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:42.640 I haven't tried. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.320 This does look good. 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.080 Oh and a peppermint. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:48.520 How much to drink the whole ranch? Box? 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:50.480 To drink it? 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.720 Amy, it would be like dipping a shot. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.520 I can. I I'll use the whole thing. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.160 No, no, no, you have to do a shot. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:00.720 How much? How much you have? 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.120 That's a good question. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:06.680 No, no, I'll do it for twenty whatever. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:07.480 Stop? 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.039 I just how much do you have? 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.040 You said how much do you have? Yeah? 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.760 Why's you sailing that? 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.639 Because I'm like, because I guess you could bend mommy 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:15.840 I'm good. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:17.480 Twenty bucks, I'll do it right now. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.679 Fifteen chugging you guys mesched that what up? 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:22.720 No, Amy did? 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:27.160 I did not? I would have done it pretty good. 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:28.360 It's pretty good. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.200 Fifty what'd you say? 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:31.080 Fifty bucks? 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:32.520 A whole cake and begas. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.000 It was a huge slice of cake. It wasn't a 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.640 whole cake, but it was so big that it was 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.920 for sharing and it was right. Yeah, it was before 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.800 I worked here, when I was in my sales job 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.840 and I was still definitely the least paid person at 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:48.360 the table, and my yeah just brought up like, oh, 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.280 I wonder if someone could eat that whole thing? And 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:54.280 then I said so how much? They collectively started throwing 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.720 money on the table and it ended up being over 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.880 two hundred dollars and I was twenty four. 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.320 That was like they took advantage of you because you 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:02.360 didn't have any money. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.960 And so I ate it. Yeah, and I got the 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:06.440 money and then I met up with you in lunchbox. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.040 How much was how much cake? Was there? The full cake? 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.480 No, it was like a big slice of chocolate cake, 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.160 like at a nice Vegas restaurant, you know, so probably 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.120 like you. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.840 Know, so it wasn't even that big for buddy. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:22.320 Because it was thick and like layers of icing all 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.960 the time. I felt sick. We had just had a 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.120 huge meal, Like it was not ideal, Like they. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:31.119 Saw your vulnerability and hired you to do a bum fight. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.840 They did they apparently Tampa show, there was a bum 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:38.079 fight outside there and people got in trouble. What I mean, 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.120 So I did a show on Tampa and apparently somebody 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.280 hired two homeless people to fight each other because they 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.000 call them bum fights, and they had to like call 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.680 cops because they had a bum fight out of the theater. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:48.440 One of our listeners hired them. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:49.880 I don't know if it's our listener, but just somebody 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.680 there because what they said that somebody said they're doing 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.400 a bum fight outside, so the cops and I was like, 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.760 bum fights. I haven't thought about that forever because it 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:58.600 was awful. Het they shouldn't they should never do that. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.160 But I just need to say that name because what 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.520 the brand is. Sure. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.600 I feel like Lunchbox watched a lot of those I did. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.919 As he's eating his buffalo. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.679 I mean, you're gonna put it up. I'm gonna watch it. 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.880 Oh hey, you got drinks for all of us. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.640 Yeah, how did you know my drink I never told you? 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.160 Is mine a water? Yeah? Yeah? 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:18.359 Water? 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.280 Yes, thank you, I got the ocean water. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.800 Bringing on in post Malone lost fifty five pounds by 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:24.799 cutting soda from his diet. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.080 I saw that on TikTok post. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:30.760 Malone man fifty five pounds. His soda is so bad. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.880 It's so good, but it's so bad. It was in 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.880 the Joe Rogan Experience. Post maloneo. His birth name is 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.920 Austin Richard Post added that he occasionally rewards himself with 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.520 ice cold soda if he puts on astellar performance. Do 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.000 you know what I've been eating after shows when it's 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.760 a good show, Eddie? I know, you know. I don't 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:45.240 say anything. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:46.200 Don't think what it was. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:50.120 Oh, I order it every time? Now order I have 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.040 it ready, I mean asked for it after shows. You 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:54.560 won't know because you have you haven't been at like 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:55.320 a post show back. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.560 Oh I got it? What I got it? Do you 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:58.040 want to say it? 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.280 Yeah? 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.120 Smelk and cookies, yeah, all tip cookies and milk. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.920 I mean he turns into like a five year old 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:04.640 after the show. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:06.640 He gets his warm milk and it's cookie said. The 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.760 book's not warm. You wouldn't the milk is cold, you 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:11.800 would warm it though, No, I wouldn't warm it. I 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:12.560 like it cold. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:16.120 That only if you feel like you did a good job, yeah. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.680 Or if I just survived. But what I like to 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:19.960 do is I take a bite of the cookie and 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:21.680 then pour the milk in with the bite of the 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:25.440 cookie and then let it like saturate and then chew 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.920 the cookie up. Saved me from dipping the cookie and 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.640 the thing and losing part of the cookie in the cup. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:30.680 Smart. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:34.120 Yeah, blue light glasses don't help with ice train. Study 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:37.920 says that's crazy, Amy, Thank you you fell for another one. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:39.720 Amy, No, I mean I feel like a lot of 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.880 us have warned them. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.039 Not mean I haven't. 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.680 Well, I have, so that wouldn't be a lot of 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.760 beach You. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:47.960 We know who I learned that from. Who we trust 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.400 for a lot of things is Bobo. I feel like 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.160 that studies wrong. Bobo's always right. 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.719 Adding a blue light filter to your eyeglasses may not 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.479 ease ice train. We didn't plan for all this food 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:59.840 to come in right now, going ye, me. 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.680 Too, So it's actually perfect quote. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.520 We found there maybe no short term advantage just to 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.400 using blue light filtering spectacle lenses to reduce visual fatigue 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:11.680 associated with computer use. Yeah, there you go, So we've 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:12.640 been better. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.039 Lie, I'm so glad I bought those. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.160 I checked my husband's phone and found messages of him 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.080 calling me ugly when you first got together. Now I'm 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:19.840 questioning everything. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.360 What why would he say that she's ugly? And then 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:24.360 there together mail? 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.920 A wife has been left devastated after finding old messages 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.120 on her husband's phone from when they first met, where 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.640 he told a friend he thought she was ugly. Who 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.720 says that though even ugly? Jane Lewis, forty from New Jersey, 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.279 checked her husband's phone with his permission last month, but 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:38.920 she was left heart broken. She found a string of 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.960 messages from the start of their relationship. Bragg into his 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:42.800 friend about an ugly chick who wants me so bad. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:49.000 That's terrible anyway. Yeah, he wanted to describe how he 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.360 had to just make out with her a little bit 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:51.000 to keep her happy. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.320 What should she like? 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:55.640 And they're married. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:58.880 The Sprinkler technicians sent the vile messages six years ago, 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.480 but the couple went on to Mary in twenty twenty one. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:02.160 Are you okay? 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.440 Yeah, I'm just cold, so you're itching. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.559 Yeah, it looks like he had since a rash cold. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:09.680 Is it that cold in here? 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:14.080 Nah, guys, today's not bad. It's other days of men. 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:15.800 Something's happening. Maybe I'm getting sick. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.120 I got some allergy thing happening. Jane's husband described how 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.280 she met this ugly chick at the grocery store when 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.200 she worked there, oh my gosh, saying she would do 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.920 effing literally anything for him. He told us friend he 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.680 moved in with her, but didn't find her attractive like 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.520 the hot girls he sees all the time. Jack then 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.000 went on the way to say that he believed that 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.359 he could get any girl, but most hot chicks are 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:38.120 stuck up anyway. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.839 Okay, he sounds like real teach. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.400 Jane said she immediately confronted her husband, who was mortified 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:44.760 and made the excuse he was trying to make himself 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.560 feel better at the time. The mother of three set 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.440 of confidence has been shattered, and that if she found 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.360 the messages earlier, she would have left him daily mouth. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.479 How would I cope with this? If I were the 0:06:53.560 --> 0:07:00.320 dude and it was me, I would say, Okay, this 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.719 is what I would do. So if you're sented this 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.560 to this buddy of mine and maybe he has a sister. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.560 I'd be like, well, I just finish date in your sister. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.200 And I just didn't want you guys to feel like 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.640 she wasn't My new girlfriend was hotter, but I wanted 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.600 you to feel like I was, like in a worse 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.960 situation something like that. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.120 Just trying to cover up. Yeah a little bit. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.880 Yeah, yeah, and she'll she'll do all the things your 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:21.680 sister wouldn't do. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:26.080 They didn't say that in that, but holy crap, Amy, 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:27.960 what is she says? You do anything for me, not 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:29.320 like do all dirty stuff that she won't do. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:32.640 That's okay, I get it. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.120 Yeah, no way, Yeah, we get it. 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.800 I am not more certain that's what he was referring to. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.480 Right, do anything for me? No, No, he wasn't referring 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:44.520 now what he I don't think that was really it. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.560 I think that's where your mind went. But good. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:50.480 Can't be the only one my. 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:51.040 Mom went through. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:55.559 There you go, you're happy about that, Amy, You yours 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.040 in lunch boss's mind are the same now? 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:57.960 Uh? 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.360 North Carolina guy went three hundred and thirty one thousand 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.440 dollars on his first try playing a lottery. Just crazy 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.160 Lunchbuck's your thoughts. I don't I don't need a mic. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.640 I just I don't understand how that can happen, Like, 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:11.240 how are people so lucky? Like it's just so frustrating 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.360 when he does that on his first try. He it's 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.200 like it's like a slap in the face of those 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.040 people that play over and over again. It's like insulting 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.720 and I don't understand. And then they gonna gonna keep playing? 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.720 Are they gonna retire? Like what do they do? 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.200 Like imagine if you won three hundred and thirty one. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.000 Thousand dollars on your first try, Oh my gosh, I'd 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:31.640 never stop. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.760 You just spend it all back probably, But why you 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.120 just won the money, that was the whole goal. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.800 Yeah, but I'd probably spend it on something, because you know, 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.840 you start playing when you're like eighteen. Most people, I mean, 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:43.920 I was playing when I was sixteen. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:45.760 I'd have Dad buy me some lottery. Dad, here's twenty 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:46.600 to give me a scratcher. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.640 I used to go to the horse track, go in 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.160 act like I was with some older people and then 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.000 just have people bet for me because I couldn't do 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.800 that at the horse races. But I don't think. I 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.520 think if I hit I would probably still play, but 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.040 not a lot because that's a big one three the 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:03.880 goal three hundred thousand. You're not gonna hit that again. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.960 That you hit. So you did your thing. You came, 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:09.520 that was your goal. Now you can move on. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.120 You guys think I'll hit a big one one time 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:12.319 or not? 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:13.440 We hope so we don't. 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.800 What's a big one one hundred thousand? 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.200 Yeah, yeah, I think you will. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.439 All right, That's what I'm talking about. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:18.840 One day. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.480 God, you need to invest a lot more into it. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:22.680 Then up your eyes. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.480 You know I've been investing a lot. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:26.600 Let's do voicemail number one please. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.600 Hey, good morning studio. My question is for Bobby. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.080 I'm sitting here getting my Fantasy league all set up, 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:34.560 and I. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.840 Was wondering if you guys are going to be doing 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:41.800 the Draft Chains podcast twenty five whistles again. I loved 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.960 it so much last season and I would love to 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.000 have it happening again. Let me know. Thanks. 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.280 WHOA, that was out of whistle whistle. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:54.080 We're back today. Baby. Episodes up, first episode, season two, 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.439 twenty five whistles, go get it and we blow whistles. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.320 So yeah, there you got my muscle put in the ranch. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.360 Are we doing a fantasy team league? 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.240 I mean in our own friend group? 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:09.400 Yeah, when is that? 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.880 I can't get in too many. I can't I start 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.360 rooting against my own players if I have more than 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.240 I have two teams, and even that's a lot for me, 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.600 because like if I have Christian McCaffrey and somebody, and 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.520 I'm playing somebody with Christian mccafrey in the league, I'm 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:22.320 just I'm confused. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.040 Yeah, it's tough. It gets hard that way. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:28.079 So but the league, it didn't start for that season 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:32.160 until like the second week right or first weekend September. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.040 We're getting close play number three, please ray. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.839 I have a bone head story of the day. If 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:42.200 my husband's a police officer, they recently had to go 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:47.720 in a full police chase after a police wreck with 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:52.040 another pedestrian. But the fun fact is that that person 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:58.160 led a speed chase on a grannymobile, a little red grannymobile, 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.560 and they were going and chasing him five open hour 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:04.240 down the road and had to full on pin him 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:08.400 on his little granny scooter. So pretty funny. Thanks for 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.120 love the show. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.880 That'd be funny to see as long as nobody got hurt. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:17.240 They can't just tackle him walk up beside him in handcuffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.040 A couple of things. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:21.560 Number one, I have, out of the sixteen big cities, 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.559 what do you think are the safest big cities? I 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:31.720 got two here, major cities, safest, HM, New York, safest, 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.199 all big. So it's gonna be crying a lot of them, 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:42.960 but safest big cities. Yep, yep, you're there. What you're saying, 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:43.560 say it? 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.439 What did you think I was gonna say? 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:45.800 Trust me? 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.120 Something in Montana? 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:50.160 Big city? 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:56.520 Big a city there, the biggest. I know something. Something 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:56.880 you think. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.200 There's a city in Montana that's big. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:59.680 I don't know. I've never been. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.040 I don't know Missoula. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.840 I know it's probably not highly populated, but it may. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.080 That's what a big city is. I have a lot 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:09.800 of people. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.480 I don't know. I'm trying to think. Hold on, you 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.440 thought I was gonna say it. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.520 Hold on, I thought you're gonna say Boston, Boston safe. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.719 Boston and Dallas are the safest too. See this is 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.600 probably bring a food in hereverybody's like drunk on food. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.680 Now I'm scared, attracted, distracted. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.080 It's like thanks after Thanksgiving. That's all right, that's all 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.560 me because I said bring it in like the Sonics 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.679 here and I'm bringing in. We's stout the poor show. Okay, 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:41.199 let me do a couple more things. Then wedding drama 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.720 erupts as a bride explodes. When a young boy wears white, 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:44.920 a couple is no longer speaking. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.640 So he was wearing all white. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.679 We think the kids getting kid. You know what, he 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:51.080 probably is. 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:52.840 A virgin, Probably a kid. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.120 We hope it's not being so serious about your freaking weddings, 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.280 especially about trivial things. A new groom took dreaded to 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:03.199 seek advice after heclaimed his wedding day was ruined by 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:08.520 the wearing of white by a guest a groom. A 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.960 groom complained, it's rarely a dude. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.840 Oh, I thought he was complaining because his bride ruined it. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.960 After the twenty eight year old groom said he and 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.720 his now wife were married recently. They had a strict 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.800 no white dress code. The reception was going well, and 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.240 tell us my wife was walking over to the bathroom 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.640 with their face held in her hands. I was that's 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:24.760 what was wrong. She told me that one of our 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.440 nephews wearing white jeans and a white bow tie. These 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.000 people need some real struggle in their life, so they 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.640 know this is stupid. Yeah, I'm not even giving me 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.280 more time with this one. A woman is shamed because 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:36.719 she would not give up her first class seat to 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.520 a ten year old. I wouldn't either. Well, you paid 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.760 for that, yeah, and you paid a decent amount, like 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.280 a significant amount. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:45.800 That's the rest of the story. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.080 Well, Paul Harvey, I got it for you here, the 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.200 rest of this. That was the rest of the story. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.680 On an international flight, a twenty three year old woman 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.400 was set to enjoy the frequent flyer perk of a 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:59.120 first class upgrade for her thirteen hour flight. Instead, there 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.320 was a couple who had gotten first class upgrades, which 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.160 meant they'll leave their ten year old back in coach. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.720 You know what, parents kick rocks, go sit and coach. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.040 That's the decision they made. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.880 Yeah, when asked to give up her seat for the kid, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.160 she refused. I said, oh, we can give you a 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.520 first class on a different flight. Then she's like, no, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.880 this is a thirteen hour flight. Yeah, and you gave 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.680 me this one. And she said that. People nearby were like, 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:22.400 I can't believe we wouldn't give it up for a kid. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.680 Okay, no, this is no what they do if they 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.240 want the kid to have the chance to be up 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.840 in first class, Mom and dad rock paper scissors, yep, 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.960 and they go back to coach and the ten year 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.640 old gets to enjoy with the other parent. Yeah yeah, 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.440 or the kid or the kid. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.640 I mean it said by himself. It's ten, that's probably 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:39.600 right below the line. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.360 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.120 Twelve thirteen on a plane. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:44.960 Yeah, I mean sit by themselves on a plane, the 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:46.240 fans the person to sit next to them. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.640 That's true. I've never sat first class. How is it 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:49.960 up there? 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.960 Amazing? Yeah, especially on an international flight, which I only 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.040 got to do it because when I went in my twenties, 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.240 my fourth grade boyfriend was working the ticket counter at 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.560 Delta and he hooked me up. I had a coach 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:03.800 ticket and he's like, I didn't even know he upgraded me. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:07.360 He just said he like, and then handed me my 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.840 ticket and he said enjoy the flight. And when I 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.600 board it, I still wasn't paying attention. And I was 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:13.920 so young. I was in college. I was flying over 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:15.640 to see a friend that was in college over there, 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.560 and when I boarded, they said, a welcome is Moffett. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:25.200 Would you like orange juice Mimosa Champagne. I was like, okay, 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.160 I only had it on the way there though on 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.000 the way home I was coaching. It was a miserable. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.760 Is it the only time you flew in first class? 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.440 Well that on a thirteen on an international nation. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:38.600 No. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.840 Remember when we did went to do family feud, they 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.640 flew his first class. M hmm. And there's been times 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:48.560 when I've gone to like if I've gotten an upgrade, 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.280 but there's been like short flights like an hour or 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.440 the worst is like, hey, you're upgraded your first class 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.240 and it's on a tiny plane, so there's it's literally 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.400 the same seat, you're just in the front. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.520 Closer to the right, and so you're like you just 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.080 get first DIBs on the small bag of chips. Cool, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.040 thanks latchbox first class. I ever been there? 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.400 Yeah, just family feud. And I got both meals because 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.160 they offer you two meals. I'll take one of each. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:10.760 They're free. 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:13.200 It was awesome they gave you both meals. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.480 Yeah, because I was like how much are they and 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.840 they said free us, I'll take both because I was 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:18.840 if they cost money. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.000 I was gonna take none of them. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.200