WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Strings of Deceit + Claus for Concern 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.640 Back to back for you to get things done. That's 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.760 what we do here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.040 and we got your back to back classics like we 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:09.920 do every Saturday. Yeah, so thanks so much for being here. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:12.680 I hope you enjoy these. But before we always love 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:13.560 to highlight a comment. 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.280 Yes, and Hannah said, the only way I can clean 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.360 is if I'm listening to y'all, then it's actually enjoyable. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:22.400 Thank you so much for making my cleaning enjoyable. Love 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:23.160 from Idaho. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:23.920 Ps. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.800 I laughed so hard when I hear my name in 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.960 these second date updates. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:32.760 Hannah's probably a lot of hannahs. Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.360 your house looks great, girl. Okay, you gotta be really 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.320 shiny after this. Yeah, totally back to back classics start right. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:43.160 Now, Alexis, I'm gonna go through some dating profile pick options. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.839 You tell me if their immediate red flags are not. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:48.000 Okay, Okay. 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:49.839 Picture of a guy hugging a. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.680 Dog, Oh not a red flag. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.800 That's hot, that's safe. Okay. Picture of a guy holding up. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.000 A fish, Oh that's red flag. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:57.520 That's red. 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.360 I don't like that. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.440 What about picture of a guy kissing a fish? While 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.880 his dog spoons it. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.319 From behind, better than the last one, but still red. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:13.360 Okay, Okay, I say green flag, but I get it. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.840 I'm not everybody, true, I. 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:17.800 Say talented dog. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:23.160 Sometimes one photo can raise the reddest of all red 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.600 flags and make you want to ask a few questions. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.120 And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.920 the other day when she noticed something odd on a 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.880 guy's profile pick that made her say, if there is 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.800 any chance of us going out, you need to explain this. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:40.200 Bad. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:43.559 You're gonna find out what it was in your second 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:49.880 date update, next second date update. You know, on dating 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:54.120 apps now, where the average decent looking woman gets two 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:58.520 thousand matches per day, and that's like two thousand guys 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:02.640 messaging her and comp lamenting her, trying to take her out. 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.240 It's more important than ever for guys to be creative 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.600 and witty when they're talking, or at least google something 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.000 creative and witty and then copy that like it's. 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.800 Yours, so it is like, Hi, how are you not enough? 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:16.360 Oh you're getting blocked? 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:22.080 Stop stop yeah, all lower case letters ew yeah. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.400 But that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.600 May recently when she matched with a guy online named Doug, 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:34.280 and their conversation apparently got pretty interesting, but his first 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.120 line was just straight up asking her out and may 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.520 what did you immediately notice from Doug's dating profile? 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.360 Well, there was a couple funny things on his profile. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.160 One has pictures. He had a woman in it. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:50.160 Yeah, that's a. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.680 Bold thing dating app like a woman his age or 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.120 like a mom type of person. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.280 No, it seemed like like maybe a girlfriend or. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.359 Oh to this too, And you know I always slup left. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.320 I'm like, why would your main profile be you and 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.520 some guy to prove that. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.919 You can actually go out with someone? 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.520 So what did you write back when you saw that 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.079 there's another woman in his pictures? 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.799 I frankly said, is your girlfriend going to be okay? 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.520 With this girlfriend? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.840 I can't believe you still wrote him back, you know, 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.359 but like, okay, give me back. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.679 Yeah, it's good to call somebody out to like hey, 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:27.640 you know, did he have a response. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.079 Yeah, he responded that he doesn't have a girlfriend. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:33.000 I would believe him. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.280 Yeah, that's a good point. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.880 Just trust just whatever guys say, and all the time, 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:39.920 trust the internet. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.320 So who is the woman? What did he say? 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:43.760 She was what was the explanation? 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.200 Right, So I obviously asked, who's this woman in the 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:51.160 photo and he responds, Oh, that's my wife, but we're 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.040 just friends with a laughing emoji. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:03.080 Broke this as a joke. It's called sarcasm, and sarcasm 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:11.080 he doubled down to down like that or did you 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:11.960 think it was funny? 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:12.240 No? 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.280 I thought it was funny. I obviously knew it was 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:14.680 a joke. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:20.920 Explain the joke after he said So that's cool though, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.200 So you guys are on the same page. Yeah. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.279 I really liked his humor. And he did this other 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.080 thing that I thought was really funny too, is you know. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.120 He was telling me that dating apps are really hard 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.160 for guys, and in his experience, it's been tough. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.560 Yeah, he's ghosted so many times. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.120 Sorry to say that he's been ghosted or he has 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:43.120 ghosted other people. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.280 He said that he's been ghosted. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.520 Okay, but he really meant both. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.160 Yeah. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:54.080 He sent me a photo of him at a table 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.799 by himself, laughing and said at this point he started 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.520 dating actual ghosts. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.000 Red flat. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:07.719 It's funny. I think he's being self deprecating, saying, like, see, 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.719 nobody wants to go out it's. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.520 A dangerous area to tread because at some point it 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.600 will start to make you look kind of sad empathetic, right, 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.039 at some point, like it's not funny anymore. You know 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:18.880 how hard you going? 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.960 Well, how many people showed up to my birthday party? 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.640 I'm alone? Brook just helped me realize it's probably my problem. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.400 You just make fun of yourself a little too much. Yeah, 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.080 but you didn't feel that way. May you felt like 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.520 he was just doing just enough to be humorous. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.640 Yeah, I mean you have to get somebody the tension. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.400 You know, it's hard. There's a lot of options out there, 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.920 and so that's how he star. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.560 Yeah, yeah, all right, Well so you did you guys 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:45.880 end up going out? 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:46.760 We did? 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.000 Yeah, we went out for drink. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:49.960 And what was that like the first time you saw 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:50.360 each other? 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.800 It was nice. I mean he seemed really nice, a 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.880 little more spoken than I would have thought. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.240 Oh okay, because he was so bold and sarcastic that 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.280 he's writing, and that's interesting, he'd. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:02.400 Be cracking jokes the whole time. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.600 But I mean, it was fun. He seemed like a 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:08.159 really good guy. He's interesting, he's in a band. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:17.240 There's another red flag. Nothing red flag I don't know, 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.880 just musicians. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:20.920 What's the reputation? 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:21.800 Are you kidding? 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:22.640 They're talented? 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:28.479 No, I'm not talking about parody songs there. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.600 I think he's a keeper. Don't let this one go. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.359 A singer, I see. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.240 Okay, I mean it's cool that he's. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:37.679 In a band. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.880 Yeah, I thought it was cool. I really enjoyed the conversation. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.720 I thought we really got along. We even kissed at 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:44.320 the end of the night. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:52.960 Whoa and musicians never wow. Okay, So what's happened since 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:53.520 the date. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.360 I honestly just haven't really been able to get a 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:57.920 hold of him. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.520 Is that he's the one play Yeah, and that's a 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.720 weird thing, Like he's like talking about how terrible the 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.480 dating world goes. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.719 I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:09.600 to get a hold of him on the phone, but 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.880 we are texting a little bit back and forth. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:13.840 Okay, she's not totally silent. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.880 I mean, the thing is, I have a lot of options. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.480 I have a lot of people asking me out, but 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.880 I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.560 enjoyed my time with him. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.440 So I don't know. I'm just kind of thinking maybe 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.240 he does have a wife. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.400 Or right, like like there's always some truth in every joke, right. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.760 Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.000 know how to act around a woman who actually wants 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.920 to be with him. She's like, let's go out again. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:39.920 He's like, don't mock me. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.960 Yeah, okay, I know, Yeah, I mean I hope I 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.360 didn't join And by actually asking him to hang out 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.280 a yet, we'll find out. 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:50.960 We'll come back call him and try and get your 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:56.440 second date update. Right after this second date update if 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:58.200 you're just joining us, we're on the phone with one 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.440 of our listeners, May, who, in her own words, is 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:06.520 a woman with lots and lots of other male options online. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.080 I mean, so she's a woman. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:12.760 Yes, yeah, she is quite the woman. Her bumble hinge 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:16.840 notifications are blowing up on the rag. But she's not 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.960 thinking about all those other dudes Thurston after her and 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:25.320 her picks. She's thinking about one guy named Doug, Funny, simple, 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.440 nice guy in a band, Doug, who went on one 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:33.120 day with her and immediately got her attention. But now, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.040 for some reason afterwards, they can't send a nail down 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:37.160 a time to hang out again. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.480 Even though Doug went on and on about how terrible 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:40.520 dating is for him. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.760 Which has may worried that maybe he actually might be married. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.520 Because they joked about the woman in his profile pick 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.719 being his wife. Maybe it wasn't so jokey after all, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:53.000 you know. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:54.640 It's one of those things where he's like, well, I. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:58.959 Told her, How mad would you be if we get 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.720 him on the phone and he told you that actually 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.400 is his wife? 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:01.800 Oh? 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:06.079 I would be pretty upset because I don't accept lie. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.240 Do you know what? Not as upset as his wife 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.839 would be. Yeah, I'm just trying to look at the 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.480 positive here. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:17.280 Who would be angrier for his wife? Maybe we'll find 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.960 out in a couple of minutes. Here we make it 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:22.880 a really angry Texan. Wait a minute, my husband. But no, 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:24.320 let's just call it Doug and see what he has 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:29.960 to say. You ready, I am? Okay, good job, Jeff. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:30.400 Here we go. 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:39.720 Hello. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.599 Hey is this Doug? Uh? 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:43.920 Yeah? 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:45.600 Dog, Doug. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:48.560 You don't have to sound so skeptical. It's okay, nothing 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.800 sinister going on on our end. We're just a radio 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:51.960 show hoping to talk to you. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:53.400 Hey, Doug, what's up? 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.400 What's what's going on here? 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.120 What's going on is a segment we do called the 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.360 second date update, and you're gonna be our featured star 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:10.520 for the day. No, I don't believe you, Doug's honest. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.240 I think you're more excited than you're letting on because 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.200 we're trying to hook you up with one of our 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.120 listeners who you've already been out on a date with, 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.280 and she just wants to see you one more time. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:19.920 Her name's May. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:22.200 Are you kidding me? 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:22.760 No? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.640 Oh my, that was a good surprise. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:27.360 Yeah. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.520 She sounds darling and it sounds like you guys had 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:30.360 a great time together. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.960 Yea with all the noises, dog, she's into you. That's 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:36.719 that's a good thing. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.800 I thought dating was so hard for you, Like this 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.400 is like you got one. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.520 I was like, you guys know a lot about me. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:46.360 Yeah, Well, we've heard some stuff from you. From May herself. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.040 She we asked her to describe your date, and she 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.079 had glowing reviews. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.559 Honestly, she said you're really funny, and. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.120 She thought your profile's funny too. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.560 Yeah, she talked about the profile. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.960 Yeah, it came up, yeah, that you had a funny 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:02.920 joke about the girl in your picture. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.040 Well, we asked because we thought that the girl was 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.280 a ready Yeah, yeah, you should change that. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.640 We clarified that's not the reason why we're calling. We're 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:14.960 not calling to criticize your dating profile stuff, though we could, 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:18.720 but no, we're We're really focused on May because she's 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.080 really confused. She wants to see you. She feels like 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.320 she's been reaching out trying to arrange a date and 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:24.360 you keep avoiding her. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:25.679 Is she reading that right? 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:30.360 I mean she does keep suggesting nights, you know. 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:34.560 Yeah, Yeah, that's usually when you say, yeah, Friday works 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:34.959 great for. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.240 Me, unless you're not into her, if there's some other 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.000 problem you're married. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.600 Yeah, still, that's two Friday nights. She has to see 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.600 my band, and like. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.840 She wants to come see me perform and like grab 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:49.760 a drink after work. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.959 That's nice, you have a show. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.480 She's even interested in, like your hobbies. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.000 Why you're saying it like it's a bad thing. 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.600 I don't, I don't, I don't any them know how 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.400 to answer her, Like what do you mean? 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:02.640 You know? 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.600 She was even asking for a one on one concert 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.600 at my place. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.600 That's her flirting with you, Doug. That means she wants 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:16.559 to see you, and probably on a stage of my house. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.600 Too much pressure you probably have. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.280 To put on an entire concert. She just wanting to 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:21.640 hang out. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.199 I don't think she cares about the basic. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:29.880 Bro Oh, there's pressure when like she thinks that I 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.000 know how to play guitar, you know, like I'm not 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.280 really in a band, Like I'm not. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:36.760 I'm not really musical at all. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.199 You said you're not. You told her that you're in 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:40.640 a band. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:42.960 Well, I need something to sound cool like and make 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.560 me stand out. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:50.480 God, you chose do something that you actually do. I'm 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:51.920 sure there's something cool about you. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.439 Yeah, there's cool things about me, like, but you. 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.520 Gotta have something to like really sticks out. You know, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:12:59.600 you're trying to. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.400 Stand well, well, I mean I get it, like you're 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.240 in a it's a lot of pressure. You're having a 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.520 hard time dating, like with the apps and stuff. You 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:08.880 want to stand out, and then suddenly this lie is snowballing, 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:09.800 is what it sounds like. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.120 Yeah, and I really liked her, and I didn't know 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.880 what to do, And she keeps asking me like. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.440 That's why you're not getting this date because she's asking 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.679 based on the lie that you've told her that you're 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:24.640 in a band and you're not. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.520 But that's a lot better lie than he was married. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:34.240 It really is Yeah, it's kind of cute. You're trying 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:35.400 to impress her. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.720 You know, And that's that's a rough lie to go 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.840 with though, Like, if you're not in a band, how 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:40.360 are you ever going. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.839 To prove the panicked Jeff Okay came to mind. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.199 Is he either go with that or be a Formula 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.679 one race car driver? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.840 Those jackets are brilliant style right now for girls. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.640 And a guy that lives dangerously on the racetrack. No 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.760 Americans watch, so you can say you're like. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:01.360 From that's one. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:05.800 At least I could have said I was in an 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.199 off season right now. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.440 Just driving your Kia around. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:12.560 Hi, I've heard enough? 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.679 Oh you have what? 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:20.280 What what? Yeah, Doug, he didn't know. That's May who's 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.200 been listening on the other line right now. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.320 To being honest now, whether you wanted to or not. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:31.400 Yeah, look, I'm I'm sorry. Like you were like so 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.640 pretty and then cool and like I just I wanted 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.240 you to like me. 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.400 I just I felt like I had to say something cool. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:44.600 You know, that's really sweet. But also we've spent half 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.600 of the time on our first date talking about your band. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:53.560 Oh here's the thing though, Like immediately after already, like 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.400 I signed up for piano lessons. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:02.680 Count the band. Yeah, not quite as sexy, usually the 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.800 least sexy of a band as a keyboardist. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:08.080 But did you say you played guitar in the band though, Doug? 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:15.840 Yeah, yeah, but the guitar lessons, I'm gonna. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:16.440 Play the triangle? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.920 So does may Do you feel like you know anything 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:19.520 about him? 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.280 I know, like a couple of things about where he 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:22.880 grew up. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:25.880 Look, it was just a band thing, like everything else 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:26.360 was real. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.600 Do you hear that everything else he said was real, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.000 like the wife and his photos. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:34.280 No, no, not that. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.120 Everything else except for that. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.920 I don't need any big, fancy career or any you know, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.240 super impressive hobby. I'm just looking for a really genuine, 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:45.040 funny person. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.840 And besides, Doug, do you know that when she told 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.880 us about the band, Alexis and I were both like 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.280 red flag. It's true, red flag. You can't trust a 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.000 guy in a band. Apparently you can't trust a guy 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:55.560 not in a band. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.239 And girls always loved mad boys. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.920 In band, but not for long my friend, would you 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:03.880 honestly have been interested in him if he did not 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.160 say he was in a band. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:06.000 Yeah. 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.680 The thing that attracted me to him was his humor 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:09.680 and that he was funny. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.200 Well did he come up with a good band name. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:13.560 Maybe he had a funny band name. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:15.720 Yeah he did. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.400 They call Chick a Noodle to check out. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:23.160 I like it at the very least. May just talking 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.920 to him now, he seems like a nice, sincere guy. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.160 He is coming clean. Yeah, and Doug, I'm going to 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.440 give you twenty seconds here to say your final piece 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.520 before we offer to send you guys out on a date. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:35.480 What do you want to say to May? 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.880 I just I should have been up front. I'm super sorry. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.520 If you give me a second chance, I'll just anything 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.760 you want to know, straight honest truth, and I'll be 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.280 my goofy normal self and you can either like me 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:49.480 for that or not. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:50.880 That's good page. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:53.600 Plus, we're going to offer to pay to send you 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.680 guys out on another date. May, So what do you say? 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:59.880 I will say that I do not like liars, and 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.440 I also am very attracted to people who are super. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:07.160 Secure with themselves and who they are. However, I really 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.719 enjoyed talking to you, and so I will give you 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.040 a second chance. This person. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.359 Yes, okay, so it's. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.320 A yes, no, no, it's yes. I want to go 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:22.920 on a second. 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:27.280 Okay to say, she's so excited to see you again. 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.080 You can't wait to hear your first piano lesson once 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:31.720 you figure it out. 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.120 Yes, man, you have no idea having this liar back 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.720 out less stressed. I feel that's really sweet. We can 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.280 get together on Friday if you want. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.840 Piano lessons a weekdays and your wife's cool with that dog. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:51.119 Yes, my wife. 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.640 Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:59.439 That may be the first self admitting, outright liar on 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.080 our show that our listeners were actually rooting for. 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:05.120 Because he's just. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.080 So sweet, you know, and like earnest. He was really 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:09.960 earnest about the whole thing until. 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.560 He really was just like so nervous because he liked 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.920 her so much, just had to make up an excuse. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:15.240 Yeah. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.840 It just goes to show if you lie and you 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:21.000 do get caught, try to sound as pathetic and helpless 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.080 as you possibly can, and people will feel so bad 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.800