Speaker 1: Back to back for you to get things done. That's
Speaker 1: what we do here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: and we got your back to back classics like we
Speaker 1: do every Saturday. Yeah, so thanks so much for being here.
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy these. But before we always love
Speaker 1: to highlight a comment.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Hannah said, the only way I can clean
Speaker 2: is if I'm listening to y'all, then it's actually enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for making my cleaning enjoyable. Love
Speaker 2: from Idaho.
Speaker 3: Ps.
Speaker 2: I laughed so hard when I hear my name in
Speaker 2: these second date updates.
Speaker 1: Hannah's probably a lot of hannahs. Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your house looks great, girl. Okay, you gotta be really
Speaker 1: shiny after this. Yeah, totally back to back classics start right.
Speaker 3: Now, Alexis, I'm gonna go through some dating profile pick options.
Speaker 3: You tell me if their immediate red flags are not.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: Picture of a guy hugging a.
Speaker 1: Dog, Oh not a red flag.
Speaker 3: That's hot, that's safe. Okay. Picture of a guy holding up.
Speaker 2: A fish, Oh that's red flag.
Speaker 3: That's red.
Speaker 5: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: What about picture of a guy kissing a fish? While
Speaker 3: his dog spoons it.
Speaker 1: From behind, better than the last one, but still red.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I say green flag, but I get it.
Speaker 3: I'm not everybody, true, I.
Speaker 1: Say talented dog.
Speaker 3: Sometimes one photo can raise the reddest of all red
Speaker 3: flags and make you want to ask a few questions.
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners
Speaker 3: the other day when she noticed something odd on a
Speaker 3: guy's profile pick that made her say, if there is
Speaker 3: any chance of us going out, you need to explain this.
Speaker 6: Bad.
Speaker 3: You're gonna find out what it was in your second
Speaker 3: date update, next second date update. You know, on dating
Speaker 3: apps now, where the average decent looking woman gets two
Speaker 3: thousand matches per day, and that's like two thousand guys
Speaker 3: messaging her and comp lamenting her, trying to take her out.
Speaker 3: It's more important than ever for guys to be creative
Speaker 3: and witty when they're talking, or at least google something
Speaker 3: creative and witty and then copy that like it's.
Speaker 1: Yours, so it is like, Hi, how are you not enough?
Speaker 3: Oh you're getting blocked?
Speaker 1: Stop stop yeah, all lower case letters ew yeah.
Speaker 3: But that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners.
Speaker 3: May recently when she matched with a guy online named Doug,
Speaker 3: and their conversation apparently got pretty interesting, but his first
Speaker 3: line was just straight up asking her out and may
Speaker 3: what did you immediately notice from Doug's dating profile?
Speaker 4: Well, there was a couple funny things on his profile.
Speaker 4: One has pictures. He had a woman in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 3: Bold thing dating app like a woman his age or
Speaker 3: like a mom type of person.
Speaker 4: No, it seemed like like maybe a girlfriend or.
Speaker 3: Oh to this too, And you know I always slup left.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would your main profile be you and
Speaker 3: some guy to prove that.
Speaker 1: You can actually go out with someone?
Speaker 3: So what did you write back when you saw that
Speaker 3: there's another woman in his pictures?
Speaker 4: I frankly said, is your girlfriend going to be okay?
Speaker 3: With this girlfriend?
Speaker 1: I can't believe you still wrote him back, you know,
Speaker 1: but like, okay, give me back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good to call somebody out to like hey,
Speaker 3: you know, did he have a response.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he responded that he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I would believe him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: Just trust just whatever guys say, and all the time,
Speaker 3: trust the internet.
Speaker 1: So who is the woman? What did he say?
Speaker 7: She was what was the explanation?
Speaker 6: Right, So I obviously asked, who's this woman in the
Speaker 6: photo and he responds, Oh, that's my wife, but we're
Speaker 6: just friends with a laughing emoji.
Speaker 3: Broke this as a joke. It's called sarcasm, and sarcasm
Speaker 3: he doubled down to down like that or did you
Speaker 3: think it was funny?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I thought it was funny. I obviously knew it was
Speaker 4: a joke.
Speaker 1: Explain the joke after he said So that's cool though,
Speaker 1: So you guys are on the same page. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I really liked his humor. And he did this other
Speaker 4: thing that I thought was really funny too, is you know.
Speaker 6: He was telling me that dating apps are really hard
Speaker 6: for guys, and in his experience, it's been tough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's ghosted so many times.
Speaker 3: Sorry to say that he's been ghosted or he has
Speaker 3: ghosted other people.
Speaker 4: He said that he's been ghosted.
Speaker 1: Okay, but he really meant both.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He sent me a photo of him at a table
Speaker 6: by himself, laughing and said at this point he started
Speaker 6: dating actual ghosts.
Speaker 1: Red flat.
Speaker 3: It's funny. I think he's being self deprecating, saying, like, see,
Speaker 3: nobody wants to go out it's.
Speaker 1: A dangerous area to tread because at some point it
Speaker 1: will start to make you look kind of sad empathetic, right,
Speaker 1: at some point, like it's not funny anymore. You know
Speaker 1: how hard you going?
Speaker 3: Well, how many people showed up to my birthday party?
Speaker 3: I'm alone? Brook just helped me realize it's probably my problem.
Speaker 3: You just make fun of yourself a little too much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you didn't feel that way. May you felt like
Speaker 3: he was just doing just enough to be humorous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you have to get somebody the tension.
Speaker 4: You know, it's hard. There's a lot of options out there,
Speaker 4: and so that's how he star.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, Well so you did you guys
Speaker 3: end up going out?
Speaker 7: We did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went out for drink.
Speaker 1: And what was that like the first time you saw
Speaker 1: each other?
Speaker 4: It was nice. I mean he seemed really nice, a
Speaker 4: little more spoken than I would have thought.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, because he was so bold and sarcastic that
Speaker 1: he's writing, and that's interesting, he'd.
Speaker 3: Be cracking jokes the whole time.
Speaker 4: But I mean, it was fun. He seemed like a
Speaker 4: really good guy. He's interesting, he's in a band.
Speaker 1: There's another red flag. Nothing red flag I don't know,
Speaker 1: just musicians.
Speaker 3: What's the reputation?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: They're talented?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not talking about parody songs there.
Speaker 3: I think he's a keeper. Don't let this one go.
Speaker 1: A singer, I see.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's cool that he's.
Speaker 1: In a band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was cool. I really enjoyed the conversation.
Speaker 4: I thought we really got along. We even kissed at
Speaker 4: the end of the night.
Speaker 3: Whoa and musicians never wow. Okay, So what's happened since
Speaker 3: the date.
Speaker 6: I honestly just haven't really been able to get a
Speaker 6: hold of him.
Speaker 1: Is that he's the one play Yeah, and that's a
Speaker 1: weird thing, Like he's like talking about how terrible the
Speaker 1: dating world goes.
Speaker 4: I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able
Speaker 4: to get a hold of him on the phone, but
Speaker 4: we are texting a little bit back and forth.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's not totally silent.
Speaker 4: I mean, the thing is, I have a lot of options.
Speaker 6: I have a lot of people asking me out, but
Speaker 6: I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really
Speaker 6: enjoyed my time with him.
Speaker 4: So I don't know. I'm just kind of thinking maybe
Speaker 4: he does have a wife.
Speaker 1: Or right, like like there's always some truth in every joke, right.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't
Speaker 3: know how to act around a woman who actually wants
Speaker 3: to be with him. She's like, let's go out again.
Speaker 3: He's like, don't mock me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I know, Yeah, I mean I hope I
Speaker 4: didn't join And by actually asking him to hang out
Speaker 4: a yet, we'll find out.
Speaker 3: We'll come back call him and try and get your
Speaker 3: second date update. Right after this second date update if
Speaker 3: you're just joining us, we're on the phone with one
Speaker 3: of our listeners, May, who, in her own words, is
Speaker 3: a woman with lots and lots of other male options online.
Speaker 1: I mean, so she's a woman.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she is quite the woman. Her bumble hinge
Speaker 3: notifications are blowing up on the rag. But she's not
Speaker 3: thinking about all those other dudes Thurston after her and
Speaker 3: her picks. She's thinking about one guy named Doug, Funny, simple,
Speaker 3: nice guy in a band, Doug, who went on one
Speaker 3: day with her and immediately got her attention. But now,
Speaker 3: for some reason afterwards, they can't send a nail down
Speaker 3: a time to hang out again.
Speaker 1: Even though Doug went on and on about how terrible
Speaker 1: dating is for him.
Speaker 3: Which has may worried that maybe he actually might be married.
Speaker 3: Because they joked about the woman in his profile pick
Speaker 3: being his wife. Maybe it wasn't so jokey after all,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where he's like, well, I.
Speaker 3: Told her, How mad would you be if we get
Speaker 3: him on the phone and he told you that actually
Speaker 3: is his wife?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: I would be pretty upset because I don't accept lie.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Not as upset as his wife
Speaker 1: would be. Yeah, I'm just trying to look at the
Speaker 1: positive here.
Speaker 3: Who would be angrier for his wife? Maybe we'll find
Speaker 3: out in a couple of minutes. Here we make it
Speaker 3: a really angry Texan. Wait a minute, my husband. But no,
Speaker 3: let's just call it Doug and see what he has
Speaker 3: to say. You ready, I am? Okay, good job, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey is this Doug? Uh?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Dog, Doug.
Speaker 3: You don't have to sound so skeptical. It's okay, nothing
Speaker 3: sinister going on on our end. We're just a radio
Speaker 3: show hoping to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Hey, Doug, what's up?
Speaker 9: What's what's going on here?
Speaker 3: What's going on is a segment we do called the
Speaker 3: second date update, and you're gonna be our featured star
Speaker 3: for the day. No, I don't believe you, Doug's honest.
Speaker 3: I think you're more excited than you're letting on because
Speaker 3: we're trying to hook you up with one of our
Speaker 3: listeners who you've already been out on a date with,
Speaker 3: and she just wants to see you one more time.
Speaker 3: Her name's May.
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Oh my, that was a good surprise.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She sounds darling and it sounds like you guys had
Speaker 1: a great time together.
Speaker 3: Yea with all the noises, dog, she's into you. That's
Speaker 3: that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I thought dating was so hard for you, Like this
Speaker 1: is like you got one.
Speaker 9: I was like, you guys know a lot about me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we've heard some stuff from you. From May herself.
Speaker 3: She we asked her to describe your date, and she
Speaker 3: had glowing reviews.
Speaker 1: Honestly, she said you're really funny, and.
Speaker 3: She thought your profile's funny too.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she talked about the profile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it came up, yeah, that you had a funny
Speaker 3: joke about the girl in your picture.
Speaker 1: Well, we asked because we thought that the girl was
Speaker 1: a ready Yeah, yeah, you should change that.
Speaker 3: We clarified that's not the reason why we're calling. We're
Speaker 3: not calling to criticize your dating profile stuff, though we could,
Speaker 3: but no, we're We're really focused on May because she's
Speaker 3: really confused. She wants to see you. She feels like
Speaker 3: she's been reaching out trying to arrange a date and
Speaker 3: you keep avoiding her.
Speaker 1: Is she reading that right?
Speaker 8: I mean she does keep suggesting nights, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's usually when you say, yeah, Friday works
Speaker 1: great for.
Speaker 3: Me, unless you're not into her, if there's some other
Speaker 3: problem you're married.
Speaker 9: Yeah, still, that's two Friday nights. She has to see
Speaker 9: my band, and like.
Speaker 8: She wants to come see me perform and like grab
Speaker 8: a drink after work.
Speaker 3: That's nice, you have a show.
Speaker 1: She's even interested in, like your hobbies.
Speaker 3: Why you're saying it like it's a bad thing.
Speaker 8: I don't, I don't, I don't any them know how
Speaker 8: to answer her, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 8: She was even asking for a one on one concert
Speaker 8: at my place.
Speaker 3: That's her flirting with you, Doug. That means she wants
Speaker 3: to see you, and probably on a stage of my house.
Speaker 1: Too much pressure you probably have.
Speaker 3: To put on an entire concert. She just wanting to
Speaker 3: hang out.
Speaker 1: I don't think she cares about the basic.
Speaker 8: Bro Oh, there's pressure when like she thinks that I
Speaker 8: know how to play guitar, you know, like I'm not
Speaker 8: really in a band, Like I'm not.
Speaker 9: I'm not really musical at all.
Speaker 3: You said you're not. You told her that you're in
Speaker 3: a band.
Speaker 8: Well, I need something to sound cool like and make
Speaker 8: me stand out.
Speaker 1: God, you chose do something that you actually do. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's something cool about you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's cool things about me, like, but you.
Speaker 9: Gotta have something to like really sticks out. You know,
Speaker 9: you're trying to.
Speaker 1: Stand well, well, I mean I get it, like you're
Speaker 1: in a it's a lot of pressure. You're having a
Speaker 1: hard time dating, like with the apps and stuff. You
Speaker 1: want to stand out, and then suddenly this lie is snowballing,
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I really liked her, and I didn't know
Speaker 8: what to do, And she keeps asking me like.
Speaker 3: That's why you're not getting this date because she's asking
Speaker 3: based on the lie that you've told her that you're
Speaker 3: in a band and you're not.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot better lie than he was married.
Speaker 1: It really is Yeah, it's kind of cute. You're trying
Speaker 1: to impress her.
Speaker 3: You know, And that's that's a rough lie to go
Speaker 3: with though, Like, if you're not in a band, how
Speaker 3: are you ever going.
Speaker 1: To prove the panicked Jeff Okay came to mind.
Speaker 12: Is he either go with that or be a Formula
Speaker 12: one race car driver?
Speaker 1: Those jackets are brilliant style right now for girls.
Speaker 3: And a guy that lives dangerously on the racetrack. No
Speaker 3: Americans watch, so you can say you're like.
Speaker 1: From that's one.
Speaker 9: At least I could have said I was in an
Speaker 9: off season right now.
Speaker 1: Just driving your Kia around.
Speaker 4: Hi, I've heard enough?
Speaker 13: Oh you have what?
Speaker 3: What what? Yeah, Doug, he didn't know. That's May who's
Speaker 3: been listening on the other line right now.
Speaker 1: To being honest now, whether you wanted to or not.
Speaker 12: Yeah, look, I'm I'm sorry. Like you were like so
Speaker 12: pretty and then cool and like I just I wanted
Speaker 12: you to like me.
Speaker 8: I just I felt like I had to say something cool.
Speaker 4: You know, that's really sweet. But also we've spent half
Speaker 4: of the time on our first date talking about your band.
Speaker 12: Oh here's the thing though, Like immediately after already, like
Speaker 12: I signed up for piano lessons.
Speaker 1: Count the band. Yeah, not quite as sexy, usually the
Speaker 1: least sexy of a band as a keyboardist.
Speaker 3: But did you say you played guitar in the band though, Doug?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, but the guitar lessons, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Play the triangle?
Speaker 1: So does may Do you feel like you know anything
Speaker 1: about him?
Speaker 4: I know, like a couple of things about where he
Speaker 4: grew up.
Speaker 9: Look, it was just a band thing, like everything else
Speaker 9: was real.
Speaker 3: Do you hear that everything else he said was real,
Speaker 3: like the wife and his photos.
Speaker 11: No, no, not that.
Speaker 3: Everything else except for that.
Speaker 4: I don't need any big, fancy career or any you know,
Speaker 4: super impressive hobby. I'm just looking for a really genuine,
Speaker 4: funny person.
Speaker 1: And besides, Doug, do you know that when she told
Speaker 1: us about the band, Alexis and I were both like
Speaker 1: red flag. It's true, red flag. You can't trust a
Speaker 1: guy in a band. Apparently you can't trust a guy
Speaker 1: not in a band.
Speaker 9: And girls always loved mad boys.
Speaker 3: In band, but not for long my friend, would you
Speaker 3: honestly have been interested in him if he did not
Speaker 3: say he was in a band.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The thing that attracted me to him was his humor
Speaker 4: and that he was funny.
Speaker 1: Well did he come up with a good band name.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had a funny band name.
Speaker 11: Yeah he did.
Speaker 9: They call Chick a Noodle to check out.
Speaker 3: I like it at the very least. May just talking
Speaker 3: to him now, he seems like a nice, sincere guy.
Speaker 3: He is coming clean. Yeah, and Doug, I'm going to
Speaker 3: give you twenty seconds here to say your final piece
Speaker 3: before we offer to send you guys out on a date.
Speaker 3: What do you want to say to May?
Speaker 12: I just I should have been up front. I'm super sorry.
Speaker 12: If you give me a second chance, I'll just anything
Speaker 12: you want to know, straight honest truth, and I'll be
Speaker 12: my goofy normal self and you can either like me
Speaker 12: for that or not.
Speaker 1: That's good page.
Speaker 3: Plus, we're going to offer to pay to send you
Speaker 3: guys out on another date. May, So what do you say?
Speaker 6: I will say that I do not like liars, and
Speaker 6: I also am very attracted to people who are super.
Speaker 4: Secure with themselves and who they are. However, I really
Speaker 4: enjoyed talking to you, and so I will give you
Speaker 4: a second chance. This person.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so it's.
Speaker 4: A yes, no, no, it's yes. I want to go
Speaker 4: on a second.
Speaker 3: Okay to say, she's so excited to see you again.
Speaker 3: You can't wait to hear your first piano lesson once
Speaker 3: you figure it out.
Speaker 9: Yes, man, you have no idea having this liar back
Speaker 9: out less stressed. I feel that's really sweet. We can
Speaker 9: get together on Friday if you want.
Speaker 3: Piano lessons a weekdays and your wife's cool with that dog.
Speaker 9: Yes, my wife.
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: That may be the first self admitting, outright liar on
Speaker 3: our show that our listeners were actually rooting for.
Speaker 5: Because he's just.
Speaker 1: So sweet, you know, and like earnest. He was really
Speaker 1: earnest about the whole thing until.
Speaker 3: He really was just like so nervous because he liked
Speaker 3: her so much, just had to make up an excuse.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It just goes to show if you lie and you
Speaker 3: do get caught, try to sound as pathetic and helpless
Speaker 3: as you possibly can, and people will feel so bad
Speaker 3: for you that they'll actually be on.
Speaker 1: Your team, no wrong, or just have a good apology.
Speaker 1: That's what he had you too. God, he was athetic.
Speaker 3: He even won over Brook, which is hard for any
Speaker 3: man to do.
Speaker 11: So serious.
Speaker 3: Make sure to hit up our YouTube TikTok our Instagram
Speaker 3: Abroke and Jeffrey to see clips from our show, so
Speaker 3: you can lie to your next date and say that
Speaker 3: you're one of us and don't believe you I Brook,
Speaker 3: I buy it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can get more dates with that.
Speaker 3: One of us. Maybe anyway, you can always listen to
Speaker 3: our show up on our podcast wherever you get yours
Speaker 3: at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's common to scope out a restaurant before you bring
Speaker 3: a date there. You want to make sure the menu
Speaker 3: is good and the ambiance is right, the mechanical bowl
Speaker 3: isn't too wild, record win over a man, impress that
Speaker 3: date as all gard But is it still good if
Speaker 3: you're only going to make sure there aren't very many
Speaker 3: security cameras. One of our listeners swears he has a
Speaker 3: very good reason that's totally not sketchy at all for
Speaker 3: wanting to make sure the place is extra extra private.
Speaker 5: To say that.
Speaker 3: Let's keep an open mind, because we're going to hear
Speaker 3: him out in your second date update. Right after this
Speaker 3: second date update date, A lot of so called dating
Speaker 3: experts will tell you that it's good to bond over
Speaker 3: things that you both love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did you use dating experts and quotes?
Speaker 3: That is true, Jo, I'm telling like the same TV shows,
Speaker 3: same sports teams, Yes, the same mom. You know, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I really trust that line of thinking,
Speaker 3: But one of one of our listeners says he was
Speaker 3: drawn to a woman based on what they both hate,
Speaker 3: and that actually sounds healthier to me.
Speaker 1: That can't bring you together.
Speaker 3: So I don't say this often, but let's spread the
Speaker 3: hate today and talk to Ethan learn about his date. Ethan,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: That slogan of the day.
Speaker 3: Okay, since we're spreading hate, everyone wants to go around
Speaker 3: the room and say who do you hate?
Speaker 5: Ye Brook.
Speaker 3: Now, before we do that, I like that idea for
Speaker 3: that exercise. First, let's talk to Ethan about what he
Speaker 3: hates and how that bonded him to the girl that
Speaker 3: he had. What's her name, by the way you go first?
Speaker 11: Well, her name is Aria, okay, and she got me
Speaker 11: laughing over first line, which was her biggest pet peeve
Speaker 11: is people who microwave fish.
Speaker 1: It work, Brook, I stopped bringing in salmon, okay.
Speaker 3: And where did she say that line?
Speaker 11: Oh, it's on her dating profile.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you saw that and you were like, this
Speaker 3: is my type of woman, and.
Speaker 1: It's probably a good opening, right, like for you to
Speaker 1: strike up a conversation.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because there's actually a guy that does that at
Speaker 11: my work. So we kind of bonded.
Speaker 2: Talking about bad smelling food hot fish.
Speaker 3: With every office has at least one of those people.
Speaker 3: But that's cool to bond over that.
Speaker 11: It was an opening to see her personality and man,
Speaker 11: she's funny and we just got along so well after that.
Speaker 9: As a humor so important for everybody.
Speaker 3: Some people all bond of her how much they hate humor? Yeah,
Speaker 3: did you tell joke? But okay, you guys end up
Speaker 3: meeting up for a date.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I wanted to pick a place like a restaurant
Speaker 11: so I could get to know her, a place that
Speaker 11: wasn't crowded. And that's important to me, just us focusing
Speaker 11: on getting to know each other.
Speaker 1: What do you, I don't know. I get worried about that.
Speaker 1: Non crowded places mean bad food to me.
Speaker 3: I think the positive though, is quiet and you get
Speaker 3: a little bit more intimate and you.
Speaker 1: Can actually talk. The whole staff is probably listening to everywhere.
Speaker 1: You said, it's quiet. I love sitting next to a
Speaker 1: first day and okay.
Speaker 3: Well, it's nice that you got exactly what you wanted.
Speaker 3: How did it go?
Speaker 11: It went well. And I'm also not a fan of cameras.
Speaker 1: Camera.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have a lot of things that you hate
Speaker 3: so far, you.
Speaker 1: See, I'm taking some sort of FBI watch list too.
Speaker 3: So far, you hate people that microwave their fish, you
Speaker 3: hate big crowds, and you hate cameras.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the cameras deal? Explain that?
Speaker 11: Well, security cams like businesses and restaurants, they have so many.
Speaker 11: They capture your image and they can use it for anything.
Speaker 2: They also usually don't work.
Speaker 3: I feel you though. The people at the radio station
Speaker 3: use my image on stuff all the time, and it's
Speaker 3: really annoying.
Speaker 1: Security can know he's talking about the promotional pictures.
Speaker 9: Everyone.
Speaker 3: It's on the cars, it's on the fly. Give me
Speaker 3: some space. I'd like some place.
Speaker 11: I'm with you, bro.
Speaker 3: People daily.
Speaker 1: Tell her the thing about how you hated security cameras.
Speaker 11: No, I like to scout that out ahead of time.
Speaker 1: You go and see before you go.
Speaker 3: He's thorough broke. He does his research and decides if
Speaker 3: he likes the place before he takes there. I think
Speaker 3: that's a good thing.
Speaker 4: Imagine put security cameras to look at their security cameras.
Speaker 1: So were you able to bond over more stuff? You
Speaker 1: hate it?
Speaker 11: Dinner we talked about traveling in hobbies like I like
Speaker 11: to work out and run, and she likes to play tennis.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's also built active people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't. You hate walking running only wants
Speaker 3: to run.
Speaker 1: From the authorities after they catch them on the security camp.
Speaker 11: I'm really a positive person. I don't know why. There's
Speaker 11: just some things that bug me.
Speaker 1: That's all, okay, Okay, Yeah, and we kind of really
Speaker 1: leaned into that with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. How did the date end?
Speaker 11: Basically after the meal, we left and I asked her,
Speaker 11: I don't live far from here. Would you be up
Speaker 11: for coming over and having a drink and hanging out?
Speaker 1: Okay, getting your figure and you're reading the room right,
Speaker 1: you know, like she's into it.
Speaker 11: She said, yeah.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 11: She must have had second thoughts though, because a few
Speaker 11: minutes later, as we were walking and just having a
Speaker 11: good conversation, she said, you know what, on second thought,
Speaker 11: I got to get up for work in the morning,
Speaker 11: so I gotta go, and I was like, are you sure,
Speaker 11: and she said, yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's fair. I think it could have
Speaker 1: been one of those moments where it's like you got
Speaker 1: the devil and the angel on your shoulder, and then
Speaker 1: the Devil's like, do it, it'll be fun. Angel's like, no,
Speaker 1: you have a meeting in the morning, don't Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Ethan, you think she was being
Speaker 3: honest with you that she really had to go work
Speaker 3: the next day.
Speaker 11: I'm not so sure. And it's been like eight or
Speaker 11: nine days since then, and it feels like things have shifted.
Speaker 11: So I don't know why, and I need your help
Speaker 11: to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Right, What did you do with that thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: make her change her mind?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What were you talking about? You're like, hey, I
Speaker 3: have thirteen security cameras in my house by the ways.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's.
Speaker 5: Right, Yo.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like the security call. Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: So maybe that's what he said. Hey, by the way,
Speaker 3: I have no security cameras anywhere.
Speaker 11: I mean, we didn't talk about security cameras like that
Speaker 11: at all.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, good, that's good. That's positive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, let's find out what made her change her
Speaker 3: mind and decide to turn around halfway over to your place.
Speaker 3: We'll get you your second date update with Aria. Right
Speaker 3: after this second date update, we're talking to Ethan, who
Speaker 3: we learned is not a fan of microwaved fish, large crowds,
Speaker 3: or security cameras together well, but good news is he
Speaker 3: is a big fan of Aria, the woman that he
Speaker 3: went out with the other night, and it went great
Speaker 3: until the very end of the evening when she changed
Speaker 3: her mind on the walk over to his place and said, actually,
Speaker 3: never mind, I need to get home and sleep because
Speaker 3: I have to work tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He was with her, not calling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was eight days ago. And I don't
Speaker 3: know what she does for work that could keep her
Speaker 3: occupied for eight straight days and nights. But it seems
Speaker 3: like something is upright a streamer like me. She could
Speaker 3: do one of those marathon streams. Or she doesn't get
Speaker 3: off until she has a certain amount of that seems
Speaker 3: highly likely. Yes, Or she works on a submarine out
Speaker 3: in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. There's just no
Speaker 3: service out there. He had an astronaut of some sort.
Speaker 3: We didn't ask what she did for a living.
Speaker 1: I know, I know a biologist who has to track
Speaker 1: like sixty miles into the wilderness to follow some Arctic fox.
Speaker 3: Do you think we're close on any of these guesses?
Speaker 9: Ethan Ah, that's a good question. I think I think
Speaker 9: he could be.
Speaker 3: You never found out what she did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're saying during an entire dinner date
Speaker 1: you didn't ask.
Speaker 11: I'm just kidding. I think she's in marketing, Okay.
Speaker 3: Marketing submarines and marketing rocket ships, so that's totally different.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can I just add real quick because you sound like
Speaker 1: a really private guy. I think it's really cool that
Speaker 1: you're going out on a limb and calling us for help,
Speaker 1: and like I mean, I think it means a lot.
Speaker 3: The translation if this doesn't work out, Brooke is interesting.
Speaker 3: Appreciate that specimen. All let's call this a lady and
Speaker 3: see if she's willing to give you another shot.
Speaker 13: Here we go, Thank you, we got your hold on. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 13: we're looking to speak with Aria.
Speaker 3: That's me. It's nice to talk to a friendly person
Speaker 3: on this Every once in a while. We're a radio show.
Speaker 3: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you've heard of us. Oh, oh, don't worry,
Speaker 3: it's not We're not doing a bad thing. I don't
Speaker 3: think so cute.
Speaker 7: What's going on here, guys.
Speaker 3: We're doing this thing on our show called the Second
Speaker 3: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 3: our listeners that you met up with about a week ago.
Speaker 3: A little bit more than that. His name's Ethan.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, wait, actually, yes, are you sure?
Speaker 1: Are we sure we talked to Ethan?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm very very surprised by that.
Speaker 3: Really, are you?
Speaker 1: Maybe he's a hard guy to read, you know, like
Speaker 1: how he's feelings.
Speaker 3: Why are you surprised?
Speaker 7: Okay, So we just he seems like a very private person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we spoke and we got that impression too,
Speaker 3: So I guess I can understand why you're a little
Speaker 3: bit surprised that he would come through a radio show
Speaker 3: to reach you.
Speaker 1: I mean, we even actually applauded him for doing it.
Speaker 1: He's going out on a limb just because he likes
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 4: That's very very sweet.
Speaker 3: Okay. I feel like he maybe is a sweet guy.
Speaker 3: He's also a confused guy right now, because it's been
Speaker 3: eight days since you hung out and he doesn't really
Speaker 3: have an explanation for why the two of you haven't
Speaker 3: met up again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were even debating in studio whether or
Speaker 1: not you really had work the next morning or you
Speaker 1: just made that up as an excuse.
Speaker 11: No, I really did. I did.
Speaker 9: Okay, Okay, it was a convenient excuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, both things can be true. We didn't think about
Speaker 1: that part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, wait, she actually has a job.
Speaker 11: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: So why did you need to use an excuse?
Speaker 9: You're not going to believe me.
Speaker 6: Okay, wait a minute, it's unbelievable what you're about to say.
Speaker 7: I mean, I told a couple of my best friends
Speaker 7: this and they couldn't believe it. I kind of couldn't
Speaker 7: believe it when it happened.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: We're interested, Yeah, you got to tell us.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we just had dinner. We're walking and I thought, okay,
Speaker 7: maybe we're going to go back to his place.
Speaker 1: Wait, you can't laugh through it because I can't always understand.
Speaker 4: What you're saying. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't like laughing on.
Speaker 1: The moment. What happened?
Speaker 4: He said, If we do that, you're going to have
Speaker 4: to sign an n DA.
Speaker 1: We what Oh wait, no, he was joking.
Speaker 3: No, only celebrities. Did you said NDA like a non
Speaker 3: disclosure agreement?
Speaker 7: What I thought? He said for her once because this
Speaker 7: made more sense to me.
Speaker 9: It was to be like the.
Speaker 1: NDA, NBA like the basketball.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 10: I couldn't possibly care less. But I started to be like, oh,
Speaker 10: I don't really like sports. He's like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: and then again repeated and he a and I just
Speaker 10: have never been that confused in my life.
Speaker 1: Did he explain why? Why did he want an n D?
Speaker 10: A kind of so I'm like, I feel so stupid
Speaker 10: for asking this, Like are you famous?
Speaker 11: I don't like.
Speaker 7: That's not knowing, but are you or something? He goes, no,
Speaker 7: but my dad is.
Speaker 11: Somebody?
Speaker 3: My dad, Okay? And that didn't make you want to
Speaker 3: sign the NDA even more just to like figure that out?
Speaker 1: And why is he going to bring a dad up
Speaker 1: and tell you stuff about his dad that you'd have
Speaker 1: to sign an NDA for?
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, can we just stop this for a second.
Speaker 11: I don't like the way this has gone.
Speaker 3: Oh hello, when we were just getting to the good stuff,
Speaker 3: I felt like, before.
Speaker 7: What is happening right now?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 11: Hey, alright?
Speaker 3: We we didn't mention to you before. But that is
Speaker 3: Ethan who's been waiting on the other line wanting to
Speaker 3: talk to you.
Speaker 1: And he heard everything.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I didn't know that bothered you. And I
Speaker 11: think I told you. I don't go on dates a lot,
Speaker 11: like maybe once or twice a year. But the ones
Speaker 11: that I do, all the women that come back to
Speaker 11: my place have no problems signing the NDA.
Speaker 1: That's not a good start. All the other women I
Speaker 1: bring back a love disignes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's being honest, and he's clearly a wanted man
Speaker 3: subject a through z have alway.
Speaker 7: I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's let's reword that a little bit, Ethan.
Speaker 11: Sure, it's just whoever I hang out with, I have
Speaker 11: them do that. And I'm surprised he was bringing up
Speaker 11: on the radio.
Speaker 7: Well, well, first of all, I did not plan on
Speaker 7: being on the radio.
Speaker 3: ID.
Speaker 10: I really liked you, and I really wanted to hang
Speaker 10: out again.
Speaker 7: But you must understand that.
Speaker 8: Nobody does that.
Speaker 7: I promise you, maybe like a like a super famous
Speaker 7: person or like a criminal or something.
Speaker 3: I don't think the criminals really do that.
Speaker 4: It's it's not a normal thing.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you're kind of selling it to yourself there,
Speaker 3: because all of the best parties and events that I've
Speaker 3: ever been to made me sign n DA's.
Speaker 1: Especially the criminal ones.
Speaker 3: Well, I would tell you more, but I'm technically not
Speaker 3: allowed to speak on that.
Speaker 1: So wait, aren't you dying of curiosity of who his
Speaker 1: dad is? I to feel like i'd sign it just
Speaker 1: to find out.
Speaker 7: Honestly, it just seemed fake to me.
Speaker 3: Believe that he's really like as a famous dad.
Speaker 11: You don't believe me that I'm rich and famous?
Speaker 7: I'm on then I'm sprised we went to that restaurant.
Speaker 3: But okay, okay, exactly. No, it fits the profile. He
Speaker 3: doesn't like to be caught on camera. He doesn't like
Speaker 3: to be seen in big crowds. He wants to go
Speaker 3: to places that are under the radar so that nobody
Speaker 3: knows who he is.
Speaker 1: And all the rich and famous people need our help
Speaker 1: getting another date. It's true, everybody in Hollywood knows.
Speaker 11: Aria.
Speaker 3: You should really rethink your decision here. I would like
Speaker 3: to offer to send you out on another date with
Speaker 3: mysterious Ethan to find out.
Speaker 11: Hey, before she answers, I need to let you know
Speaker 11: I think I'm out. She just doesn't value privacy as
Speaker 11: much as I do.
Speaker 4: Why yes, Yeah, I think I'm done before I have
Speaker 4: the chance to say it.
Speaker 11: Great, Why that's it?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding?
Speaker 11: We're done?
Speaker 1: Dude? This is going to kill me. Alexis sign anything?
Speaker 3: But then you can't kill anyone.
Speaker 1: She can tell me? Can I text it?
Speaker 6: Not say?
Speaker 3: There's always loopholes in these.
Speaker 11: Thanks for trying. I appreciate it, but I've got to go.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh god, he hung up.
Speaker 1: What's happened is we didn't get any answers.
Speaker 3: What has happened as you lot your chance with Ben
Speaker 3: Stiller's son is what happens.
Speaker 5: Right Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get mad at people for saying no.
Speaker 3: I mean that's totally their right, But sometimes you need
Speaker 3: to pull a Brook and drop your morals and just
Speaker 3: say yes to someone that you don't even like just
Speaker 3: for the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do it for the plot. I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like I was their originator of that slogan, doing
Speaker 1: that for dec just for the plot.
Speaker 3: How many basement and homeless folks did you go out
Speaker 3: with just to come into the radio and tell that story?
Speaker 1: But they're such good stories and they were good people.
Speaker 5: Sort of.
Speaker 1: It's fun and I got I want closure on this
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 3: I know now we're never going to know who the
Speaker 3: NDA guy really is and that is going to haunt
Speaker 3: all of us for the rest of our year and
Speaker 3: probably the rest of our lives.
Speaker 1: It is kind of a baller move if it's just
Speaker 1: a lie to say that you have to sign an NDA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: I can't I you can't get a date though.
Speaker 3: If you can't get a date NDA or not, you
Speaker 3: can always reach out to us. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back, and if you want to
Speaker 3: go check out all of our second date updates. They're
Speaker 3: available on podcasts wherever you get yours at Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey