1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're listening to right now. It's 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show, although I don't think it should be 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: called the Jewel Show anymore. No, why, well, because I 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: think it should be called The Jewel Fresh Alex Fresh 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: and an old Lady show. What we're getting a new 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: co host? Well, no, we're not getting a new co host. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: But I just realized that our co host English Heaven, 8 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 1: who's the youngest on the show. Yeah, we lost this 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: virginity a couple of days ago to a couple of 10 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: stops friend who he's with right suple weeks. Yeah, still 11 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: together with? Is such an old lady? Yeah? Old lady? Yeah, 12 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: I mean not near my deathbed, but definitely old. How 13 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: are you okay? Is there something you need to tell me? 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: I think there is because we're talking about something off there. 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 1: And then I just realized that I think living with 16 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: your grandma has really started to affect your personal It's 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: rubbed off on you. Yeah. I just had a realization 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: the other day, and you know, it's got me just 19 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: feeling old. Oh well, what happened? Well, I went to 20 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: my friend's birthday party the other day and she's like 21 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: in her mid fifties, so you know, she's not near 22 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: my age, my actual age, and you were talking about 23 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: this story. Yeah, like you have a friend in their 24 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: mid f that's like our mom. Yeah, I don't have 25 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,839 Speaker 1: a friend in the mid fifties. Well yeah, so she's 26 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: like technically she's my mum's friend, but she's always out there. 27 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: She's yeah, okay, yeah, I mean we're not going to 28 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: play bingo or anything doing. Yeah, we hang out like 29 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: at her house and stuff. What how often? I mean 30 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: not that often, but like we we the other week, 31 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: we were actually watching gold Rush on Discovery Channel. We 32 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 1: just like hang out. So she single, No, she's she's 33 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 1: a she's a taken woman. I've never HEARDing of him. 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: I'm talking about going over to a friend's house, except 35 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: for going over to his mid fifty year old friend's 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: house and watching gold Rush on Discovery Channel. It's great. 37 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: You want to becoming an old lady for sure. But yeah, 38 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I was at her birthday party the other day and 39 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: like just having a having a good time, and you know, 40 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: there was we bonded over some meatloaf, so had some 41 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: you're saying college that you used to be called They 42 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: used to call you blackout. Evan Yeah. At college, my 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: nickname was Blackout Evan because I had a habit of 44 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: it didn't matter what we were doing. If we were 45 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: going out, yeah, it was guaranteed, that was right. Yeah. 46 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: So fast forward just a few years out of college 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: and you're hanging out at a mid fifty year old 48 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: ladies house watching gold Rushed on Discovery Channel, going to 49 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: a birthday party and eating me though. You know, I 50 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: definitely at that moment realized that I have kind of 51 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: moved on in my days. Yeah, I'm not quite the 52 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: kid that I used to be. So I mean I'm 53 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: feeling a little bit depressed because it's like, you know, 54 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 1: I used to be this cool guy that was going 55 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: out partying all the time, drinking all the time. I mean, 56 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: drinking is not that cool, but you know when you 57 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: when you're doing it, you feel cool and college Yeah exactly, 58 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: And I'm like, is life passing me by? I mean, 59 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: I'm still in my prime years. You know, I've got 60 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: a lot of living to do. Where is my fifty 61 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: year old friend? Not that much? Not as much as 62 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: you have. Yeah, I was a birthday party. Well, I 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: mean that was the other thing. So there was a 64 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: there was a teenager at the birthday party. Who how 65 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: do you feel about that? Yeah? Immediately I was like, 66 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: we need to get this person out of here. But 67 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: something really annoyed me that was going on that she 68 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: was doing. And that was the moment where I was like, Wow, 69 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: I am getting older because I'm sitting there watching her 70 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 1: like just like living, you know, doing her life. Yeah, 71 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: but she's sitting there like flicking her tongue out. And 72 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: I looked over and I was because it was annoying me. 73 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: I thought she might have had like a nervous tick 74 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: or something something going on. She's like taking a picture 75 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: or tiktoks or something. Well, she was taking snapchats, but 76 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: it's a tongue thing. It's the tongue. I don't know 77 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 1: what it was. All these teenagers these days, or they're 78 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: doing the tongue thing when they're doing the tiktoks or 79 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: the snapchats too much jubile. It makes them it makes 80 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: them sexy or something because they're like tried to do 81 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: it in like a sexy way. Weird and like an 82 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: old person. I decided to confront her. I said, Hey, 83 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: that's what I was going to ask you. Did you 84 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: finally go ah, this is sid. I've had enough. What's 85 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: going on over there? With a tongue stick in it? 86 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: It's exactly what I sounded a little bit cooler, but 87 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: I said, hey, what are you doing? She's like, I 88 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: am snapchatting, and I was just like, oh my gosh, like, 89 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: sort your life out there. There's a party going on. 90 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: Admittedly we're not like drinking and like having a wild time. 91 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: But enjoyed the loaf, Yeah, exactly. Have you tried the meat? 92 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: Have you even tried the meat? Low? Yeah? Do you 93 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: want to Coca cola? Get some sugar in you? Maybe 94 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: it will be fun. So yeah, that was the moment 95 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: I realized I'm old. Yeah, so there you go. It's 96 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: the show. It's not the Jewel Show anymore. It's called 97 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, Alex Fresh and an old lady, an old 98 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: redheaded lady, and that's me. And remember you can follow 99 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: all of us on social media. I don't know if 100 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: you go someone will be on it anymore. He probably 101 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: might not. He might have liked, you know, already deleted 102 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: his accounts because you know, snapchat and all that kind 103 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: of stuff. Posting updates on my next operation. Life's too 104 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: short to be posted on Snapchat. Enjoy the meat loaf. 105 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: That's what they say. But you can follow the show 106 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: TikTok on Instagram. At the Jewels Show, you can follow 107 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: all of us individually. If I can say the word, 108 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres, I'm at 109 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: Evan on the radio.