Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Who
Speaker 1: Wants to Go to the Four Seas Trends Orlando. Me, baby,
Speaker 1: my name's Jack, that's Miles and four Seasons baby, and
Speaker 1: we've got the Four Seasons baby here. We booked them.
Speaker 2: It's her Kate. Kate is the name of the baby.
Speaker 1: I believe we're sharing the name of a two year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, all docs, all docks. A thirteen month old baby.
Speaker 1: Baby is privileged.
Speaker 3: Also that the parents are doing the most already, they're
Speaker 3: going on to the Today Show.
Speaker 2: You know, it's ready a whole phenomenon.
Speaker 1: They're like a bougie balloon boy parents. They were like,
Speaker 1: we know exactly what we were doing.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And they got a deal with the Four Seasons Orlando.
Speaker 3: I feel like, right, yeah, I mean they said they've
Speaker 3: they've sort of hinted at.
Speaker 2: Things and he's coming.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna talk so like contact of the Four Seasons,
Speaker 1: So we are. For anybody who didn't see this video,
Speaker 1: it's just like a nine second video, my favorite type
Speaker 1: of viral video, one that you can see very quickly,
Speaker 1: and it's just a mom saying, who wants to go
Speaker 1: to the Four Seasons?
Speaker 2: Orlando, and yeah, just listen to it here. It's really
Speaker 2: it's it's it's cute or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 3: I have a question for everybody who wants to go
Speaker 3: to the Four Seasons.
Speaker 2: Orlando, and so it's it's it's really the gesture.
Speaker 3: It's the gestures they make it the baby.
Speaker 1: So it's like a shirt but unbuttoned dad. Who uh.
Speaker 1: Some people are like he's hot. He's holding a baby
Speaker 1: that is thirteen months old, just full baby, like not
Speaker 1: there's nothing toddling about this baby. That's that's just a.
Speaker 3: Baby baby in a baby as a baby version where
Speaker 3: it's like baby, he's just in a white diaper, nothing else.
Speaker 3: That's like berber baby ass baby and baby the gerber
Speaker 3: baby ass baby. Like when the question is posed, all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, there's like this flicker of adult that
Speaker 3: comes over their face, like self awareness. So like you
Speaker 3: might see the baby referred to as fully conscious baby,
Speaker 3: because that's what some people are calling it. And then
Speaker 3: it so it answers by going me and raising their
Speaker 3: hand and then like immediately like it flickers away and
Speaker 3: then it's like fully baby again, like starts like yeah,
Speaker 3: back to baby. But it's I've heard that describe Julianne Moore.
Speaker 3: There's like a profile of her, I think in The
Speaker 3: New Yorker where they talk about how she like has
Speaker 3: this magical thing where she can like go into public
Speaker 3: and change her appearance where she doesn't look like Julian
Speaker 3: Moore anymore, not like with a wig or something, just
Speaker 3: like her face and like energy changes and she's not
Speaker 3: Julia Moore. And then like when it's time to like
Speaker 3: turn it on, just like something changes inside her, like energetically.
Speaker 3: What that's hey, man, it's the magic of Julian Moore.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, all right Julianne Moore.
Speaker 1: And uh, I feel like we see that in this cliff,
Speaker 1: Like the baby just momentarily is just like yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we could go there. I mean, let's think about
Speaker 1: what it's gonna cost. We got to look at our
Speaker 1: budget for the summer. Like that looks like the shit
Speaker 1: that's going through the baby's mind, but like you know,
Speaker 1: it's psyched. And then back to baby. It's kind of
Speaker 1: the video.
Speaker 2: Everyone everyone loves it.
Speaker 3: I'm I take I take offense to people saying this
Speaker 3: might be the cutest baby on the internet, but that's
Speaker 3: because I don't post mine to the internet because if
Speaker 3: I did, it would be over for this baby.
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying that you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to hurt other babies feeling I mean truly
Speaker 1: your baby. But I'm saying, are people saying this is
Speaker 1: the cutest baby on the internet.
Speaker 2: People are saying shit like that.
Speaker 3: I don't you know, that's fine, that's fine, tough guy, Huh,
Speaker 3: Okay my child, Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, Rolling Stone,
Speaker 3: I might have to knock on your door pop out
Speaker 3: on you real quick.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. Like the picture like this
Speaker 2: kid is already I guess a's sensation.
Speaker 1: I guess it's sensation. I guess it's sensation. Fine. What
Speaker 1: did Pat.
Speaker 3: Benattar say that she was the most beautiful child she's
Speaker 3: ever seen?
Speaker 2: No, Well said that about my kids.
Speaker 1: So so there you go. Take That'll hold that called
Speaker 1: that Kate Well? Uh speaking of Pat Benatar or not
Speaker 1: speaking of Pat Benatar unfortunately, because I don't think Pat
Speaker 1: Benatar appears on So. Apple just released the top ten
Speaker 1: albums of all Time, rounding out they've been doing for
Speaker 1: the past couple of weeks, like rolling out their one
Speaker 1: hundred albums Best one hundred albums of all time. The
Speaker 1: top ten include The Abbey Road, Purple Rain, never Mind,
Speaker 1: Good Kid, Mad City Blonde by Frank Ocean, and number
Speaker 1: one and this is kind of a fun, a fun
Speaker 1: choice that I've never really heard this one be ranked
Speaker 1: as like the best album of all time the Miseducation
Speaker 1: of Lauren Hill very number one, beating Thriller, which sits
Speaker 1: in the number two slot.
Speaker 3: Such an interesting list. I mean I think that that
Speaker 3: album is great, but like the number one album of all.
Speaker 1: Time, all time? Yeah, this again to me.
Speaker 2: Reeks of what we call outrage bait, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, any list is going to be yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 3: This one especially, I mean okay, Like it's like one
Speaker 3: of those things where you're not mad at it because
Speaker 3: I'm like anyone who's heard the album's like, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is great. Do I listen it front to back and
Speaker 3: think every song on there is a banger? No, not personally,
Speaker 3: but I get it. I think it's a seminal album
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 1: That part where she says she's getting mozzarella like a Rockefeller,
Speaker 1: well I was that. That was like the moment for
Speaker 1: me where I was like, holy shit, she's the best
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 2: Holy shit, do your ones? Holy fuck? But yeah, people
Speaker 2: do not like this. People don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah whatever, you know the fact that Good Kid,
Speaker 1: Mad City is the Kendrick album like that, I've always
Speaker 1: been a big defender of that being his best album.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, Yeah, Blonde one of my favorite albums.
Speaker 2: Blonde, Like we're saying, I mean, I don't mind.
Speaker 3: I think Blonde's a fantastic This just feels like, this
Speaker 3: feels like one of those lists that like me and
Speaker 3: my friends would have came up with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it feels like. So the the like,
Speaker 1: even though this is just a PR stunt contrived to
Speaker 1: promote Apple Music, like the voting directions from the person
Speaker 1: who organized it at Apple said, we challenge everyone to
Speaker 1: not vote based on your favorites. You're invited into the
Speaker 1: panel because you have music knowledge beyond what you listen
Speaker 1: to when you're on the elliptical machine.
Speaker 3: This is Ebro. This is what we're talking about. Ebro
Speaker 3: said this from nineties. Ebro Dardan from seven Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: who has a show with Rosenberg and shit, okay, that's
Speaker 3: it's him and Zane Lowe who like run like a
Speaker 3: lot of the creative at Apple Music.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, but if.
Speaker 3: You saw Ebro you probably would. I mean, he's just
Speaker 3: kind of the face of Hot ninety seven in New York.
Speaker 1: Eber. Oh, yeah, it's it's still like I don't know, Wait,
Speaker 1: how are you supposed to rank the albums if you're
Speaker 1: not ranking your favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're like, okay, look, my favorite album is, you know,
Speaker 3: Voodoo by DiAngelo.
Speaker 2: But I guess I'll say that's number fifty eight if.
Speaker 1: I have to, like, how are you do? You? Like
Speaker 1: run it through some like beauty ratio machine and it
Speaker 1: tells you what is most pleasing to the human year Like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't mind it because it's like just
Speaker 1: a thing that gets people talking about art, which I
Speaker 1: think is fun always. But it does seem like there
Speaker 1: is a consistent position in all these like art arguments
Speaker 1: where people are just like there's some objective truth about
Speaker 1: the quality of art and you know you're wrong, and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, this is just a you know, a
Speaker 1: pull of humans interacting with human created artwork, and it's
Speaker 1: messy and it's basically just measuring which of these things
Speaker 1: provoke more of a response than other humans.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, Like I get like, you know when you
Speaker 3: see like like I don't fuck with the Beatles like that,
Speaker 3: So I'm like, but I can objectively be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: those works.
Speaker 2: Probably deserve to be in the conversation.
Speaker 3: Like that's where I can sort of divorce my like
Speaker 3: idea of what my favorite is versus like what's the best?
Speaker 3: But I mean, yeah, there's also just I.
Speaker 2: Just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's hard for me to like talk
Speaker 3: about an album and say it's good if I don't
Speaker 3: like it on some level, Like I just don't objectivity
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 1: Like certainly like cultural impact and like the his its
Speaker 1: place in history counts for something. And obviously there's a
Speaker 1: lot of apings, a lot of like people are pissed
Speaker 1: that a bunch of different people, you know, Whitney Houston
Speaker 1: doesn't make the list. The one thing that I will say,
Speaker 1: they probably need to come out and be like, a,
Speaker 1: we fucked up. We actually just like forgot to put
Speaker 1: her on the list. Mariah Carey is nowhere on the list,
Speaker 1: Like right, that's you know, I'm not happy that like
Speaker 1: Rim isn't on the list because I'm an RM fan,
Speaker 1: But I don't think it was a mistake to leave
Speaker 1: them off the list, but like Mariah Carey's like that,
Speaker 1: that feels like they were just like oh shit, Like
Speaker 1: it feels like they published it and saw the first
Speaker 1: comment and we're like, oh fuck, we didn't put Mariah
Speaker 1: Carey out on the ye you know, like just based
Speaker 1: on like what is on the list, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like they almost had to put every
Speaker 3: artist that should be on like a TI one hundred
Speaker 3: and then been like, Okay, what's their most summinal album.
Speaker 1: Or something, you know what?
Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, but yeah, because who's like a repeat
Speaker 2: on here? I don't think there's any radio I got
Speaker 2: a repeat. Prince has a repeat.
Speaker 1: Prince, the Beatles, and one other artist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so okay, I don't know. I mean this is
Speaker 3: this is inherently what's sticky about being like and these
Speaker 3: are the top one hundred albums. It's like it's just
Speaker 3: be like, these are Ebro and Zane, the top one
Speaker 3: hundred album Outcast.
Speaker 2: Is on there. Brian the editor of Quemonizing. At number
Speaker 2: forty one, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it's Stevie Wonder, so the Beatles, Prince, Stevie Wonder,
Speaker 1: Beyonce and Radiohead are the only artists with a repeat.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Outcast, I feel like is underrated. But again, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm the old, elderly millennial who thinks r EM should
Speaker 1: be on there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I know you've already said that like
Speaker 3: six times.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, where's our sitting. Well, God's into
Speaker 1: this tomorrow, and uh, you know, just check in about
Speaker 1: whether ri EM has been added to the list or not.
Speaker 2: Right, because they're they're like people on there, like I.
Speaker 3: Get the like, I don't know, man, like Solange gets
Speaker 3: in there before Mariah Carrey yeah or Whitney. Then you're
Speaker 3: like okay or like or fucking I don't know, Like
Speaker 3: I'm looking at all these artists like who why why?
Speaker 3: But also they're all like these are all just kind
Speaker 3: of like these are like all the albums like if
Speaker 3: you say you like music, you'd have like on your shelf,
Speaker 3: Like there's nothing necessarily like Deep Cut about It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Rumors by Fleetwood Mac like yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, but anyway, good good on them.
Speaker 1: Never mind by Nirvana. Huh all right, deep Cut, deep Cut?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I respect it pretty cool, just like
Speaker 1: pouring through somebody's like record shelf pull Out never Mind
Speaker 1: by Nirvana.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is this all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is about to change your life.
Speaker 2: Down ship, dude, what are you doing? Whoa dude? Okay,
Speaker 2: well turn down, turn that down. Man is born to
Speaker 2: run Bruce Springsteen's best. I don't know Bruce Springsteen's work enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know that either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, okay, you know Ziggy Startist, I get that
Speaker 3: for Bowie kind of Blue from but like kind of
Speaker 3: Blue is like just sort of what you think about
Speaker 3: for Miles Davis, and then other people might.
Speaker 2: Say it's like bitches brew or sketches of Spaint.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Look, this is their music lists. Great, you've done the thing.
Speaker 3: You've collected all the top artists.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 1: I mean, Billy Joel's not on hare Bro Billy Billy
Speaker 1: Eilish is come on, Billy Joel, But Billie Eilish, come on.
Speaker 2: All Freed ain't on here, damn it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no Creed, No Dave Matthews band. Uh what Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews has to get on there? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is the Smiths man? Get fucking Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews in here? Now? All right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll update you as to whether Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews band has been added by the time we get back.
Speaker 1: And we're back and we have a little bit of
Speaker 1: an update not to the list. Unfortunately they still haven't
Speaker 1: added datement in this band. No, but we do have
Speaker 1: an update on the portrait of the mining billionaire in Australia.
Speaker 1: She demanded that the National Gallery of Art I believe
Speaker 1: take down her portrait and so the update seems like
Speaker 1: they're not taking it down. So it did not get
Speaker 1: her way on this. People were like, she donated zero
Speaker 1: point one percent of the operating budget, so she can
Speaker 1: go fuck herself. Also, there's an Australian comedian who is
Speaker 1: raising money to get the portrait displayed in New York's
Speaker 1: Times Square. He's crowdfunded seventeen thousand dollars. We will link
Speaker 1: off to his Indiego Go. And there's also like it's
Speaker 1: been on like Colbert, it's the most famous that this
Speaker 1: woman has ever been. Her global Google searches for her
Speaker 1: name are at an all time like just off the
Speaker 1: charts compared to where it was beforehand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so fully strisanded yourself here, Gina Ryan Hart so
Speaker 3: hard to watch.
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like this is.
Speaker 1: This has been such a devastating response to her request
Speaker 1: that it's feels like it should now be called the
Speaker 1: Rhinehart effect stris in effect, Like I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was like so she had there was a picture of
Speaker 1: her house, and she asked that it be taken down,
Speaker 1: but like generally we like Barbara Streisan, right like I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't have any ill
Speaker 2: will against you.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like we should change the name
Speaker 1: officially to the Rhinehart Effect. It's a it's a better
Speaker 1: sound like I don't know, better sounding effect to me,
Speaker 1: And it also would be the most Reinehart effect thing
Speaker 1: to happen, because now it immortalizes this story and it
Speaker 1: becomes the story people tell to explain why they call
Speaker 1: it that.
Speaker 3: Right, Like, you know, I get why a mining magnate
Speaker 3: would invite more ire than maybe the person behind YENTL
Speaker 3: you know, but yeah, sure, sure, but yeah, really though,
Speaker 3: I really want to hear like what the inside of
Speaker 3: the Ryan Hart estate sounds like right now, because she's
Speaker 3: got to be absolutely pissing the bed over this, just mad, like.
Speaker 1: So many people she's blaming for.
Speaker 3: Such bullsheit my yeah, fuck look at the Google Yeah
Speaker 3: it's fucking yeah, it's pretty off the charts. But hey again,
Speaker 3: I think this is why I think this is the
Speaker 3: best way to ruffle the feathers of billionaires is make
Speaker 3: it known who they are and put them in the
Speaker 3: middle of our conversations because they they would love nothing
Speaker 3: more than to be faded like in the back, just
Speaker 3: being spooky, shadowy figures who do shit, rather.
Speaker 4: Than being like, who the fuck is this yo? They
Speaker 4: look like that, They're like, ah, stop cast your gaze
Speaker 4: my way. Yeah yeah, so sorry, Gina.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Amazon's Alexa will get an AI overhaul. Speaking of
Speaker 1: billionaires who people should be making art about that makes
Speaker 1: them uncomfortable, Yeah, presumably one that doesn't sound like Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 1: This AI upgrade, I have to imagine.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine remember like when like there is different
Speaker 3: Amazon voices where it'd be like Chelsea Handler or other
Speaker 3: people that could like do stuff. It would be so
Speaker 3: funny if, like, ironically, Scarlett Johansson actually did one of
Speaker 3: those back then and it's like, right, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 3: can catch me there, but I own your voice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought Alexa was going away and sorry for anyone
Speaker 3: who that triggered their machine because I saw Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this version will likely come with a monthly
Speaker 1: subscription because AI is incredibly expensive and inefficient, and it
Speaker 1: appears to like the aim appears to be to make
Speaker 1: a more conversational version of Alexa, not controversial, a more
Speaker 1: contray It's like the Dennis Leary.
Speaker 2: Of alexas it's just so wild because it's like there
Speaker 2: is some form of quote unquote AI being used to
Speaker 2: even operate this the normal version of it that people
Speaker 2: use anyway, you know, but I get that they gotta
Speaker 2: go fucking turn it up a leve them like, well, no,
Speaker 2: you can get it with AI. And what's the difference.
Speaker 2: It'll say like, it'll say shit like or like.
Speaker 1: And seem like a more of a person. But honestly,
Speaker 1: who wouldn't want a smarter version of the machine that's
Speaker 1: always listening and harvesting your personal information and that of
Speaker 1: your children?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so, Yeah, well that's.
Speaker 1: A stored data about kids against parents wishes to better
Speaker 1: understand children, and they had to like settle for millions
Speaker 1: of dollars out of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll I can't wait for this update
Speaker 3: where you ask it something impossible that they can't even answer,
Speaker 3: and it's like, be fucking.
Speaker 2: For real, Miles, Miles, are you for real?
Speaker 1: You know I can't answer that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you want to go on a data lexit.
Speaker 3: Stop being cheeky, you better stop getting fresh with me,
Speaker 3: Okay echo, Yeah, I don't know, like sure, super charged man,
Speaker 3: and then charge people a fucking fee.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one that I have that's like connected to like
Speaker 3: a speaker I have, I just all I do is
Speaker 3: just to tell it to do timers when I'm cooking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then the other thing I use
Speaker 1: it for is to, you know, ask the occasional like
Speaker 1: trivia question or something that my kids want to know.
Speaker 1: And then also the only way I've ever told my
Speaker 1: kids that I love them is through Alexa. So Alexa
Speaker 1: tell the tell the boys I love them, and then
Speaker 1: I have to leave the room before she does.
Speaker 3: You're out of the room and you just scream it
Speaker 3: from down the hall.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Wednesday, May twenty second. We are
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do wondering about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow bike
Speaker 2: Bye a doctor af