WEBVTT - Interviews Part 3 (Max Koch/Phillip Wilburn/John Milhiser)

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<v Speaker 1>This is This is Americans Live. I'm producer Andy, our

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<v Speaker 1>host Ari is in New York at the moment working

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday Night Live. Yes, that's right. In the meantime,

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<v Speaker 1>we're replaying some of my favorite interviews that we've had

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<v Speaker 1>from guest contributors thus far. This week we've got Max Cook,

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<v Speaker 1>Philip Willburn, and John Millheiser. Let's start with the incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>talented Mr Max Cook. Enjoy let's get to know this

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<v Speaker 1>week's especially against contributor Max Cook. Hi X, how's it

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<v Speaker 1>going already? Any day? I'm very well? Thanks? Hi Max? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Andy? How are you doing? I'm all right? Thank you? Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been listening to the show for a long time? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you been listening? Um? One episode? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're a man, that's a long time. So tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about yourself. Where are you from, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>What are your favorite things to watch? Oh? I was

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<v Speaker 1>born in Lansing, Michigan, and I'm a I'm merrily a

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<v Speaker 1>voice actor and I love to watch the sopranos. Oh, nice,

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<v Speaker 1>Um is your favorite character in the You know, the soprano?

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<v Speaker 1>The fucking make are It's pretty good? Yeah? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>A is that. Yeah, that's pretty good Opporcino impression. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And here is my Jack Nicholson. That's pretty good. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you like it? Sounds a little bit more like right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my Robert de Niro? Yeah, how do you like it?

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<v Speaker 1>So far? Very on on on on the money is

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<v Speaker 1>what they say. Yeah, they said that. So do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember the first time that you did radio? Yeah? When

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<v Speaker 1>was that? Oh? Gosh, maybe, Um, so you don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand, it's been about eighteen years. Who and um,

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<v Speaker 1>did you start radio here? Do you start radio? No? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>not Michigan. I'm I was born in Michigan, but I

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<v Speaker 1>lived in California since House seven and radio has been

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. And uh, I did work here. I

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<v Speaker 1>still work here. I've worked here for about fifteen years,

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<v Speaker 1>there being Los Angeles. But did you always wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be in radio when you were a kid? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to act. I didn't want anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>with radio, but it just worked out that way. Okay, class,

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<v Speaker 1>let's find out what we want to do when we

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<v Speaker 1>grow up, when we when we become adults. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do? Chris? And I'm a big boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be a police chief. Okay, police chief,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, thank you, thank you. Your doctor's speaking a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of lawyers, but for now I'll have to wait

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm this many. Max, I want to be an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a totin greatest Max. Um. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying that you can't be an actor, but do you

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<v Speaker 1>ever thought about like maybe something like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound just like the guy on the radio. That

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<v Speaker 1>might that might on the radio station my dad listens

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<v Speaker 1>to on the way to school, becoming act like a

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<v Speaker 1>radio No, neveryone thought about it. Haven't been on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard the radio. I don't even listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. So what do you think should still take

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<v Speaker 1>an acting class? I don't know any actors who sound

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<v Speaker 1>tricks Chris, Chris. Listen a few people I know who

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<v Speaker 1>sound like Chris. What if you want to pursue your dream,

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<v Speaker 1>you should do it. So Max, if that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be as an actor, then then so be it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can make anything happen. We actually got a tape

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<v Speaker 1>of one of Max's early auditions. Um, okay, so tell

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<v Speaker 1>me your name and what you're reading for and how

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<v Speaker 1>tall you work. My name is Max. Comes five nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm reading for the glass. Okay, so in the scene, um,

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<v Speaker 1>your family has died. I don't really know the glass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just a casting associate. Okay. So in

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<v Speaker 1>the scene, uh, your partners died and then you have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with that. You have to unpack that. So um,

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<v Speaker 1>so just have fun with it. Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>My partner has died and we are rolling one to three.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, Look, if we're going to rant you this

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<v Speaker 1>software space, do you have to be this loud going

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<v Speaker 1>on down here? This? We get a lot of actors,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is the only one that's kind of yelling

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<v Speaker 1>out really loud. People keep complaining that can hear you

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<v Speaker 1>because you're being so loud asport I'm trying to tell

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<v Speaker 1>and if you keep word up, we're going to lose

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<v Speaker 1>it over kicking. Yeah, look route over space. BA. Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>that was our landlord. What was the first radio job

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<v Speaker 1>you ever had? I'm not in radio, really. I I

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<v Speaker 1>do voice over, I do animation, I work. I worked

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<v Speaker 1>hard time in radio and a half for years just

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<v Speaker 1>doing morning pits for shows. Very nice. Um do you

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<v Speaker 1>ever do were you ever a big pan prank? Calls?

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<v Speaker 1>Crank calls. Sure, crank calls are a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever do them yourself? Or? Okay, have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever been the recipient of a prank calls? Anybody ever

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<v Speaker 1>called you? Uh? No? But um, I've been a recipient

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<v Speaker 1>of a prank on a famous show and I saw

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<v Speaker 1>right through the prank. And really tell us more about that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to my dry cleaners and some guy

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<v Speaker 1>came out, not my usual dry cleaner, and he had

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<v Speaker 1>I brought my clothes and I set my clothes in

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<v Speaker 1>the counter and he comes out with chicken sauce all

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<v Speaker 1>over his fingers, like wing sauce, and starts touching all

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<v Speaker 1>my clothes with wing sauce. And I said, uh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is a This is a prank, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>And and they had to stop production. It was for

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<v Speaker 1>the Jimmy Kimmel Show. And I guess he has a

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<v Speaker 1>cousin who would prank people. And you know, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>huge Jackass fan and like instantly, so it's the wrong mark. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Grace and Cafe. Uh just for one table

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<v Speaker 1>for one? Yeah? What what's so fun? Let me take

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<v Speaker 1>you back to your table. Come on, let's go what

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<v Speaker 1>what's going. We're going to bring you to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that's going. Why would anything? We are got you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, we take you back to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Just here's some menus? Good? Why do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at this venue? All right? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on here. Look at the venue, Look

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<v Speaker 1>at the menue. I'm looking at the menu. Yeah, noticed anything,

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<v Speaker 1>noticed anything weird about it? Human body parts are on

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<v Speaker 1>the menu? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah we have but right there,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty weird. You do you want to order? The

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<v Speaker 1>calf was a little rare? Ye? Oh boy? Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is this a joke? Damn it? Bit guys. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really transparent that you have body part I go

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<v Speaker 1>to this restaurant all the time. You know, it's look

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<v Speaker 1>and then the fact that you guys are snickering like

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<v Speaker 1>maniacs when I just we were laughing. That's something else

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<v Speaker 1>that we were thinking before we were we were laughing

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<v Speaker 1>at this. We were all loving at the joke and

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about But I love pranks, and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have the potential. I mean, the ideas are good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just you you're a little too obvious, that's all. You

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<v Speaker 1>just need to be a little more subtle in some dude. So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>just the regular basic car wash. H yeah, just the

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<v Speaker 1>basic car wash. Why don't you by the way, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see that. Oh that that's yeah, a lot a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money off. And then did you want the

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue saucewax? Yeah, that that's our Let me talk to

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<v Speaker 1>best selling Jim Jim dead, Jim Dad Jim killed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Jim Jim died. Yeah, we killed him. Jim married

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<v Speaker 1>my sister when we killed you sister too? Hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the meaning of all this nonsound? You just got

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<v Speaker 1>light too, We got we got it, we got it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no barbecue. You're on your light too. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, but really, I don't tell anybody we killed

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<v Speaker 1>your sister. No wait, wait, why are you laughing? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would we kill her sisters for production? Now you said

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<v Speaker 1>you said to you said, why would you do that? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>if we have a private meeting, this is a real

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<v Speaker 1>car watching and go ahead, But your sister is dead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry what you looked at me? And you see? Now

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta deal with his crying and then we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the legal implications. She didn't killed somebody for production.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm involved. I'm involved now. I took care of her.

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<v Speaker 1>I raised her practically on my own because my mom

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<v Speaker 1>our mom worked two jobs and my dad died before

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<v Speaker 1>I was born. Look, this was his idea. How could

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<v Speaker 1>you whose idea? This is your idea? Said Snicker, Like

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<v Speaker 1>how you did? How could you laugh my sorrow? And

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<v Speaker 1>how could you broadly? I was laughing murder for a prime.

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<v Speaker 1>I was laughing at something that we talked about earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>But he said he looked me in the show one

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I don't want what I got. These two

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<v Speaker 1>idiots over here at the car one I pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>just like Jim's not here. O down, okay, slow down?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, so so Jim slower? Jim's not here slower

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<v Speaker 1>at the car was okay, slower, slow down. He's too good,

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<v Speaker 1>slow down. I'm sorry. I'm also on the line. What

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<v Speaker 1>are the two good? Slow slow down? There? Jasper and

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<v Speaker 1>Joseph for something I don't even know where. We're sending

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<v Speaker 1>units out right now. You can speak to m Mr Jasper,

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<v Speaker 1>please please. Mr Jasper was my father's name. You can

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<v Speaker 1>call me Jasper. So we got a report that you

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<v Speaker 1>murdered someone's sister. Uh, yeah, but it was Frank show.

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<v Speaker 1>He do you do you do you realize that you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to jail for the rest of your life? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you realize? Right? Because it really I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>kill it. You just wait, you lied to up me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You we pray yourk you we No, we prayed do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Brak mean you and you and you've been lied to.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have a really good way of seeing through pranks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. Um, we had I had a conversation earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>You had said mentioned that you were a big wine guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love wine. What's your what's your favorite varietal? I

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<v Speaker 1>think my favorite varietal is a for white, I love

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<v Speaker 1>a Savignon blanc. And for red, I love a peanut oar.

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<v Speaker 1>I find a peanut peanut oars that. Really there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a body might wrong. No, you're absolutely right. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're a cabman, so that's that's good. Body is good.

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<v Speaker 1>But pinot red red affects my libido. So if it's

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<v Speaker 1>too oh excellent, But if I have too much red,

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<v Speaker 1>I become very very uh saucy. And so I think

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<v Speaker 1>if I do a hard cab, I'm definitely gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>the distance or try to get something going. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we just want to see the wine list here

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<v Speaker 1>you are? What can I get you guys to drink?

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<v Speaker 1>No cab? Thrip? No no for me please, no cab.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you like a drink? Uh? God, do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any? Just sorry, my apologies. Let me get the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies order first, my apologies. What would you like a drinking? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I would like a salmonlanc um. But just make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bring him a cab. Seriously, what vintage do

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<v Speaker 1>you want? She keeps looking at me because she's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to learn about wine. Understand. Yeah, what will you help?

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell? Do you want to save our blamors? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>From seventies? She doesn't like it, she likes it? Sweet? Sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>Just to be honest with you, I really don't care

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<v Speaker 1>what I have as long as he does not have cows. Gotcha.

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<v Speaker 1>I have took care of myself twice this morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'll be all I know. I've heard a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about the cab. The cab. Just um, this sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of insight info here that I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>pretty to. You don't want him to have a cab.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that. There's no need to say it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Cann you want you want some camp seven? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>great from and then what would you like, sir? Not

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<v Speaker 1>a cab Yeah, maybe just a Randy Port. Okay, Randy,

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<v Speaker 1>be right back with your drinks. God, why do you

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<v Speaker 1>always got to be like this every time you go

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<v Speaker 1>into a tasting room. Stop bringing up my problems with

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<v Speaker 1>cabernets caused me to want you more like your entire

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<v Speaker 1>he's coming, he's coming. Okay, here is your I shouted

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<v Speaker 1>out after you had a cab okay, and then here

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<v Speaker 1>is your Randy Port. Did you want to taste them

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<v Speaker 1>first before we actually pour the bottle? Give chocolate, Chuckolate,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like a little chocolate to put on my tongue,

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<v Speaker 1>just doing to there's no cabin there right, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>cabernet chocolate. M God, why did you do that? Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you give me? Honestly, man, come here? You said

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<v Speaker 1>cabernet so many times, and then if you would have

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<v Speaker 1>just said at once right, continuously repeating get off me,

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<v Speaker 1>get off me, get off me, get off? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What about you buddy? Come here? Yeah, yeah, give him

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<v Speaker 1>his medicine. Trump, Thanks to our especially guests contributor Max Cook. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up our interview with Philip Wilburn. But first a

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<v Speaker 1>few words from our sponsors. Welcome back to this As

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<v Speaker 1>Americans Live. I'm producer Andy filling in for Ari while

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<v Speaker 1>We're playing some of our favorite interviews from this season

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<v Speaker 1>so far. Up next, here's Philip Wilburn. And now let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to know especially guys. Contreeter for this week, Philip Wilburn. So, Philip,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us little about yourself. Um, my name is Philip Holburn.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm from Texas. Originally I'm a comedian and I

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<v Speaker 1>do a lot of impressions and do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sketch comedy. And uh yeah, I've watched a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>videos in the past and um, you have, hands down

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<v Speaker 1>some of the best impressions side I've seen. Um, can

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<v Speaker 1>we hear one of them? Let's hear some, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. A lot of President Trump a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. I got a lot of them. And then

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<v Speaker 1>in the old days, I used to do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of bal and thick, but there's not a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>goal for that anymore. It's pretty good. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>get into impressions? You know, when I was a little kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I started doing uh impressions right away. The first two

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<v Speaker 1>sadly weird impressions I did were so cliche. One was

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<v Speaker 1>my dad. I would just do whatever I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>on TV. And the two that I remember, my dad

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<v Speaker 1>always watched Western, so we did a lot of John

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<v Speaker 1>Wayne and then also Uncle Arthur from Bewitched, And what

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<v Speaker 1>a dynamic duo those would be. You know, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. You know, we actually have some of that

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<v Speaker 1>in the archives. All right, kids, is after five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I want everybody to sit down in front of the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want anybody to talk because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch my Western's. But that can we talk about like

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<v Speaker 1>what I did at school? I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>any words out of either one of you. Alright, you

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<v Speaker 1>love Philip way more than me, that's true. But now

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the time to unpack that. Well, Dad, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we watch a little of your favorite show, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>True Grid or maybe The Son's at Katie Elder is

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<v Speaker 1>so good? It is so good to watch Adam twelve?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we watch I thought I seem to recall asking

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<v Speaker 1>you not to speak even here, Adam, my brother, Adam,

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<v Speaker 1>You're just total losers. You're just sitting over there doing

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<v Speaker 1>anohing one. You just keep it sucking on Wi the

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<v Speaker 1>oldest Gregs the spotlight here you doom good. I love you, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you too. He just gets away with everything. Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>My show is coming on, My show is coming on.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this character, Dad, It's so funny. It's such

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<v Speaker 1>a funny character. Oh, samanth I love it. I love

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<v Speaker 1>it so much. Honey. I went to my purse just

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<v Speaker 1>now and I'm missing I'm missing thirty. But missing thirty's

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<v Speaker 1>such a penny pure. I saw, I saw Philip got

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<v Speaker 1>It was you who took your money. It was Philip, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at my new ball Live. I love it. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it, and I like how for me thirty dollars again? Great,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great that put tune two together. He stole it

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<v Speaker 1>from mom's purse. Man, why don't you just shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>You Philip, be a deer and ask your brother to

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<v Speaker 1>walk up there and turn down the Hey, Adam, why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you got turn down? Then went the knob because

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have a remote control. When did you discover

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<v Speaker 1>that you wanted to do this in front of other people, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>would you started to stand up or was it just

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<v Speaker 1>I did a lot of improv in Dallas, and I

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<v Speaker 1>worked with a guy named Randy Bennett, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>founders of the ground Links. He taught kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>ground Links program in Texas and Pocket s Imwage Theater.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not Pokistanwich Theater. It was called Upstage Smart

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Smart Cocktails, which was a horrible name, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was part of Lone Star Comedy. And then when when

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<v Speaker 1>did you decide you wanted to make it a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I've always wanted to do it. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid, I broke our television and

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<v Speaker 1>the frame came off and that was my favorite toy

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<v Speaker 1>and I always wanted to be on TV and do

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. So i've since since I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little kid. I did it. But when I started

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<v Speaker 1>doing improv, it was weird because that kind of and

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<v Speaker 1>sketch comedy really kind of made it where I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is really what I want to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I kind of was floundering a lot until

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<v Speaker 1>my teacher found out that I did impressions in the

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<v Speaker 1>moment he found out idea impressions, he was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is right, this is the goal mine. I can

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<v Speaker 1>do something with this and so so yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>that was kind of my forte in and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a weird transition because then started things started blossoming from that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you'd meet a bunch of improv people and

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<v Speaker 1>you would get to do some weird things. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of one of my first professional vo gigs was from

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<v Speaker 1>improv because a lot of the improv guys in Dallas

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<v Speaker 1>were um directors and cast members on Dragon ball Z.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I got a part on Dragon ball Z

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<v Speaker 1>because I was in this group of people, and I

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<v Speaker 1>got one of the most hated characters of all of

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<v Speaker 1>Dragon ball Z, this character called Android nineteen. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a fat android who uh would try to kill people

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<v Speaker 1>and but he had this really weird, squeaky, high pitched voice,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, it was one of the most hated characters.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is his name is, His name is Andrey

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<v Speaker 1>named Keen, and he talks like this and he says, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>are we to steal energy? I guess what we have

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<v Speaker 1>some of that in the archives steel alright, Uh, Dragon

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<v Speaker 1>ball Z of the character is android. I'm sorry to

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<v Speaker 1>think this night in my auditioning. First you go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>give me the breakdown first to the character. Um, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a a fat character and he's uh, he's not very

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<v Speaker 1>well liked, so you can help try to overcome the

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<v Speaker 1>charter fat and not very well liked. Alight, I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, he's gonna book me right away. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy's and I don't even know why he's here because

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<v Speaker 1>it was an open call. All right, well whatever, there

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Thank you. Yeah, damn, we are your energy

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<v Speaker 1>freaking kid black. I think it's pretty good. That matches

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<v Speaker 1>your your breakdown. Yeah, if you ask me. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's my phone. Really that was really great. I

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<v Speaker 1>really felt like he was. So then I'll come back

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<v Speaker 1>and record that I got the No, you do not

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<v Speaker 1>have the job. I don't know. I just said that

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<v Speaker 1>was okay. Do you want to slate? Do you want to? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Please you? Yeah. I'm Philip Bulborn with the Campbell Agency Dallas. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just want to say I'm excited about this opportunity. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do a lot of voices, So if you

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<v Speaker 1>need other androids like hello, oh oh, thank the make

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<v Speaker 1>up dear, you know good warnings, you know all those kids. Great, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. So I was thinking he's fat, so I

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<v Speaker 1>want to play against time, you know. And uh so

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<v Speaker 1>instead of playing him like that guy, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>very high like this, and I could creeping out by

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<v Speaker 1>people like doing this. Hello the chica, I'm in steel

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<v Speaker 1>all the energy. Oh my, you're not hiring that guy

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. I don't even know why. I'm we are

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<v Speaker 1>going to build a wall. This is going to be huge,

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<v Speaker 1>bigly energy. I'm going to steal all your energy, so bigly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be huge, huge energy. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that could be a character that people

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<v Speaker 1>might hate. I'm really sorry. I When you did characters,

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<v Speaker 1>do you find it very difficult to be friends with

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<v Speaker 1>people who were not comedians? Or when you went on dates, like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you find it a bit challenging? I? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that a funny voice can open up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a world of dating. But after a while

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<v Speaker 1>they get tired of it. So that's that's definitely a definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>But there are definitely some girls that maybe like the voice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's someone worked and then someone didn't work right, right, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's check the archives. Come on, come on, I was

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just saw her three days ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>now she's she's gone. What happened? Tell me what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>A car A car drove by, and she looked at

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<v Speaker 1>the car are and then she fell into a man

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<v Speaker 1>who oh, my cosins. Manholes are so bad. Just be serious,

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<v Speaker 1>help me tell me everything. Everything will be okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a very particular skill. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa hey, cover discovery. That's not bad. That's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything we can to save people with manho covers. It's

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<v Speaker 1>very true. It's very true. It's something we're working on. Tremendous,

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<v Speaker 1>tremendous manhole covers. They say, say, I alone can fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>I alone can fix the mano problem. It's good, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good now, Dudel. Hello, I'm sorry I have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this. But when your friends fell into the manhole,

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<v Speaker 1>you're their friend, Alice was already in the manhole, and

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<v Speaker 1>they landed out of each other contect. Both of your

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<v Speaker 1>friends died. Yes, at the same time. You know who

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<v Speaker 1>can fix that? Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, pick show me

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<v Speaker 1>the same show with the money show. Read the money Show,

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<v Speaker 1>Read the Money everything's gonna be fine. Let's have sex

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<v Speaker 1>with each other. You complete me, and so does your friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is each other? They complete each other. They became

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<v Speaker 1>each other because they hit each other but their body. So. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>did you ever have any um jobs before you landed

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<v Speaker 1>doing voice work and acting? And yeah, I one of

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<v Speaker 1>my weird side gigs is I um, I can operate

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<v Speaker 1>a Doppler radar. I have been a weather producer for

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<v Speaker 1>many t V stations and I do that on the side,

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<v Speaker 1>is I you know I do that occasionally. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>weather producer. Do they have a hard time taking you

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<v Speaker 1>seriously when there's like serious weather conditions coming because they

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe you're joking about it? Yeah? I mean sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes there there have been moments when I've I've been

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<v Speaker 1>too jokey in a serious situation. You know. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we actually have some of that in the archives. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about what's going on here, Philip. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>my car just flipped over the wind just flipped my

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<v Speaker 1>car over me. Those maps on the wall, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like Twister. You know the movie Twister where they had

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<v Speaker 1>the cows and stuff like that. Damn it, would you

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking real, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like there's a tornado warning for Dallas County. I

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<v Speaker 1>just it's good. There is a tornado warning Foras County.

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<v Speaker 1>It be serious. Please, this is not the time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not the time. Tornado all day, Donos County. Who m okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to make sure you know. Come on seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>it says there's hail the size of golf balls. We

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<v Speaker 1>want to thank our special guest contributor, billisville Burn. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>up our interview with John mill Heiser, But first a

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday Night Live. We're playing some of our favorite

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<v Speaker 1>interviews from our guest contributors over the course of the

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<v Speaker 1>past season. Up next, here is our interview with John Millheiser. Enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>A special guest contributor is John Miller? Good? How are

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<v Speaker 1>you you? Did I pence that quickly? John? Realize you Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's both the correct So it tells you about yourself

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<v Speaker 1>from I guess I grew up in New Jersey. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>All parts of New Jersey. You know then, like you're

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<v Speaker 1>from New Jersey. Yeah, I get that. I have been told.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, yeah a lot, yeah, yeah, and that's my

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<v Speaker 1>most Jersey accident. I think you miss anything from Jersey. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I just got back, so it's nice. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>in two years because of the indulge me or do

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<v Speaker 1>you leaving after a two year? I hate? Is? Was

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<v Speaker 1>there anything you missed? I missed the hogies, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>the boardwalk. There's a there's a boardwalk. And I explained

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<v Speaker 1>to me what a uh is. Well, hoogie is like

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 1>a sub like subway, but hoogi. Um, it's like very

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess Jersey and probably like Pennsylvania term. Um. Is

0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:53.560
<v Speaker 1>there anything that makes it different? Yeah, what's the same?

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Same same thing? Yeah, it's a bad same For some reason,

0:26:56.160 --> 0:26:58.920
<v Speaker 1>we like calling it hoogie. And I'm not familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the term hero. You explained what that is. It's like

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:04.360
<v Speaker 1>it's like a hog exactly. It's like a hog, yeah,

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.920
<v Speaker 1>or a sub or like a sandwich. No, No, he's

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:11.159
<v Speaker 1>not sandwich. Not even do you know what a hero is.

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like that. Um. I went to a very school,

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 1>so I've had any of these, probably had a HOGI

0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 1>They're totally not is the sandwich right? Because if I've

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 1>never had one of those, that's saying right. I do

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>very very very meticulous, particulously made backers and then some

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<v Speaker 1>short COOTI do you have any other questions for our

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:37.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? So did you enjoy your trip to New Jersey? Oh?

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed my trip so much. Yeah, rejuvenated me. I

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen some family members in a while, and yeah,

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:44.920
<v Speaker 1>it was just nice. Did you ever have any friends

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:48.439
<v Speaker 1>or family in the mafia. In the mafia, well, the

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Coasta Nostra, the Coasta Nostra growing up in I grew

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 1>up in Bergen County, North Jersey and Parano's Country. Yeah,

0:27:58.200 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I was too young to know what was happening, but

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I was told that the mob guy was arrested down

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>the street like him and his wife. Yeah, oh that's

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>pretty you know, we actually have that, we have that

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:13.959
<v Speaker 1>in the archivet that arrest one. You alright, don't get

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>an you shut up. You are under arrest, underrest for

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 1>what don't you arrest? My sweet look lady, what you

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:27.159
<v Speaker 1>under arrest? Why did I freaking do to you know?

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do nothing. Nobody everybody knows. I didn't do nothing. Nobody,

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd never doing the same thing. What exactly is it?

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that we are freaking doing over here?

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Where do I begin? Do you recketeer? That's a very

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 1>serious charge. I run a very respectable business. I don't

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 1>know what you think I do on a normal day basis.

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Your business might be a lot of things, very respectable.

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I make a very honest, good living living. Yeah, good,

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:56.080
<v Speaker 1>look at you? Look at your yard? Okay, what about it?

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I got gnomes like everybody else. Listen your work. Nomes

0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 1>in the yard. That's not a very serious crime. But

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:04.760
<v Speaker 1>that's seriously that the racket hearing, that's a pretty freaking

0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 1>serious crime. Did it side? Marie? Stay out it? She didn't.

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 1>She needs to hear all this because she's coming down

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>to the prestinct. But what she didn't do? Nothing? She

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.280
<v Speaker 1>got him? God, say what do you? What are you saying?

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Do nothing? Tell us what we did? Tell us what

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 1>you think we did? What I Loretta he k Marie did?

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>What did I? Marietta get it? Side? I'm not going

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>to stay out. I feel like I should listen to

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the freaking cops. But also I should listen to my

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>freaking maid, squeeze over. I don't know what to want

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>between two people. Also, you and I were very much

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>same guys. You well, we grew up in the same neighborhood,

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 1>down the street from each other. You went one way,

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I went to the other. You became a copet became

0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 1>a respectable businessman. Ward what you can do? And you

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>got Loretta a Diguloretta war. Well, you're gonna do it.

0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Try to arrest me because I got the girl. Do

0:29:56.600 --> 0:30:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you really wanted you go in boys? You know what

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 1>shoot boys? Boys? Fellis there's plenty of me to go

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 1>freaking around. Way. I want to stay outside and break

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 1>this up and also figure out what what what? What

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>proof do you have with the recketeering. By the way,

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 1>it's my freaking prerogative. Where what I do with my

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>d You don't, don't. I don't tell her what to do?

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 1>You do whatever she wants? What is prerogative? Mean? What's

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 1>google four? Sorry? He's four, big brother? What is prerogative?

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Big blood? I don't even look run over? He doesn't

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>freak either. Goats All right, let's get back to the

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking breast text. He you're just sucking jealous I really

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 1>think that he's going to arrest you because he has

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>some serious evidence about the recketeering. I don't think it

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>really has m should do with jealousy. I mean, what

0:30:55.960 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>do you you have tapes or something? You got an informant?

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 1>What do you have? You got nothing? You got a

0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 1>garage full of tennis rackets? Yeah? And whose looks to play?

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Tannis? Look at me, I'm a fucking I'm Andres.

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh we ever do pcampers? Also? He's also it's you

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:19.480
<v Speaker 1>love Mack and remember freaking never tolover overheat Billy Jean King. Okay, okay,

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:24.000
<v Speaker 1>now we've established go back to watch you watch your evidence.

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Tennis rackets? Yeah, what are you gonna doing? All those

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:29.400
<v Speaker 1>tennis rackets, all those stolen? What makes you think the stolen?

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I like to buy things in Molk. I gotta talk

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 1>to the cop for a second real quick. Hey, honey, sugar,

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 1>hold on my second. I'm gonna talk to this cop alright.

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to set him straight. Listen, why are

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 1>you mentioning informants? You gonna put my coffee? I didn't

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 1>think you don't. I don't even think about telling him that.

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I keep you guys off to the freaking tennis rackets.

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>I know you're doing a great job. He didn't you

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 1>playing undercover? Really well, what did you say? He? Did

0:31:56.680 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>you know about the tennis rackets. I'm the only person

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>who could have been freak impossibly you don't want to

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 1>there's tennis rackets missing all around town, and they're all

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:08.360
<v Speaker 1>in your garage. All right, people asking questions. I thought

0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 1>that's what racketeering meant. Also, can you do me a

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>quick Also? Can you do me a quick favor? Can

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 1>you stop calling me by my code name Loretta and

0:32:16.680 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>call me Marie? Please? This freaking I think that my

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 1>name is Marie and you call me Loretta right off

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>the bed. You gotta blow my freaking cover. Please, all right,

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 1>let's do Oh my god, this cop just call shit.

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah Marie, hold on, I say, I gotta talk to

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>it is freaking you call me Loretta again. I'm pretty

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 1>sure I didn't know you did the first words out

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>of your mount after I walked back from my baby here,

0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 1>my sweet cheeks, my honey bunch, what's Loretta? I just

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 1>highly doubt that I don't screw up a lot. I

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>think the fans have that in the allchives. Why don't

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>we go back? All right? Yeah, guys in the fan,

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>can you play that back? The one rom with it

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 1>forty seconds ago? Wait? You want to do me a

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 1>favorite and not call me? You just hit it again? See? Oh?

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Can you do me another favor? Can you not yell out? Hey?

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Guys in the FBI truck, can you run back? You

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta whisper it into yellow pel don't just willy nilly

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>freaking Lovetta. Guys in the FBI truck, can you check

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>your eyes from ten seconds and go to Proton? Is

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.960
<v Speaker 1>freaking a coach that he freaking said Loretta? Please yeah,

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>play another one? Yes, thank you. This is the FBI

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:38.320
<v Speaker 1>playing tape number seven forty and boys just want to

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>have no that was that was the wrong tape. Let

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>me in forman you along and talking about I like that?

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>So that's really good? Have you had the whole album?

0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I like it? Do you want to play another tracker? Phimissions?

0:33:56.400 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 1>But I husband didn't really know what to make about

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 1>this relationship between the cop and his nudity with life.

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>It seemed little fishy. Still, he had to go talk

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:09.799
<v Speaker 1>to his capos and his uh, his underbuss what's the problem.

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like there's something going on between me,

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:14.880
<v Speaker 1>my my, my wife and the you know his cop

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:18.279
<v Speaker 1>with Marie. Marie would never do nothing. I don't know

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 1>she would never, would you think come here to do

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:21.720
<v Speaker 1>a good permission from you to have to do something.

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what You're all right? You know what?

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Can I talk to the other on the boards? Please?

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Somebody's not gonna be starting all over the words? You

0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 1>know my problem? So what should I do? Do I

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.320
<v Speaker 1>do I take action? Or do I just let it go?

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you love this woman? You know that I love it?

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:41.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know I almost got pinched over these fucking

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 1>these tennis racket the tennis racket racket. Somebody's feeding the

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 1>cops information. I don't know who it is. Are you

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 1>accusing us ware exactly? What do you do? Mind? If

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 1>you think they were reds? No, don't think I'm just

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 1>red you out and your racket, right, I'm never Why

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 1>would we would just be shooting their own cells in

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 1>the foots. I don't know what I'm saying this. There

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 1>might be some like you know, the inn informance, you know,

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 1>would give me a second. I'm gonna talk. I think

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>my wife's an informant. This one's wanna get in. Marie

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.400
<v Speaker 1>would never do something like that. I'm gonna confer with

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>the under boys here for a second to school over

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>there for a second. By the clock, I think that

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>he's on the effected the redder. It's an informant and

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>thus me and you because we we we we are

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:30.920
<v Speaker 1>also informants over How do you like the clock? Oh?

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty nice? Huh like that especially made from the

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 1>from Johnny Clocks. I don't know what the first thing

0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 1>that good? You came up with that? Because Johnny clocks

0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 1>a place I would assume that he that's his nickname,

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 1>because he made clocks. I don't know. I don't know.

0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I really don't know what I get the Johnny Clocks

0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>says the clocks. What Johnny Clocks got out of the

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 1>clock business? He did he does pools now. I didn't

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:59.239
<v Speaker 1>get the binder the defense gave us to get us

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 1>up to speed them don't want us in the community.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Did nobody tell me the meeting? I'm sorry, Like you know,

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 1>aupt very important, you know on the boss meeting? What

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.920
<v Speaker 1>can I get like some kind of direction or maybe

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 1>like get more rackets? Yeah, you need to get more

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:18.280
<v Speaker 1>rackets and dumni deep in this racket. Rackets. Definitely, don't

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>kill Marie. Do not kill Marie. She's a decorated woman, civilian,

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 1>she's wired tapped. I mean, she is good cook, she

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>is an FBI, she's a teacher. She teaches kids how

0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 1>to make for a cheni polonaise. That's what bi. Are

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>you even Italian? What are you talking about? Blogne? But

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:51.880
<v Speaker 1>what you see I'm saying that a cheni. It was

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>clear that everybody in the family was an infloyment except

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 1>for Joe. It was a purist throwing up and it's

0:36:58.640 --> 0:37:01.319
<v Speaker 1>amazing about being made and only when he got there,

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 1>you know that. But of lifestyle was being an employment

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:06.160
<v Speaker 1>and everybody was doing a bit in I feel like,

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know, I'm not understood by everybody.

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, some of the somethings different. It's not the same.

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:13.920
<v Speaker 1>But I think you're talking about it's just not the

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:17.880
<v Speaker 1>same Italian I know, But you know, it's it's like

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 1>it feels like maybe it's a different in generation. Maybe

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it's different part of Italy, maybe it's part of definitely

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:23.840
<v Speaker 1>he guys from I don't know. I don't know what

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>you laugh so much? That sounds like a very a

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>very tough particamentarian. You know what, I'm going to confer

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>with my fellow Italian quin quin National, and now we're

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>going to going to discuss it. I think that's onto

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 1>the fact that we are in farmers fould work. We've

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:43.799
<v Speaker 1>ben filtrated the Yeah, thank you, thanks for a farm

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>and don't be a favorite cut, You're not, You're it's

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 1>allowed one and whisper what do you do it? It's

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 1>the way I speak? Is that what I was like

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:55.560
<v Speaker 1>when the when the guy got arrested. Yeah, it was

0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>all over town, all over the papers, everything, every gay

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>it was, uh yeah, that's what it was a nice

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh So theere's what you do on your your comedian, comedian, actor, writer,

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>teacher since the pandemic started doing some zoom character classes

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 1>and stuff of everything that you do would gives you

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:24.279
<v Speaker 1>most satisfaction performing? Yes, yeah, right now we're kind of

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 1>in a performing stalemate, right do you do shows at home? Friends? Um?

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I've tried a few zoom stand up shows and I

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 1>they weren't fun to do. But I do like shooting videos,

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, and then posting them wherever, just to get

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 1>some comedy out there. And you're currently on a show

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:47.480
<v Speaker 1>you play a teacher. Yes, I play a drama teacher

0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 1>on the show Drama Club on Nickelodeon. I thought it

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 1>was very funny. Can you tell us to do about it? Sure?

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:55.640
<v Speaker 1>It's um a show Nickelodeon called Drama Club about the

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 1>middle school drama club and just you know that you

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 1>got the rock, you got the influencer girl, you got

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 1>the real drama rama kid. And they all just like

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a mismatch group of kids that are trying to put

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<v Speaker 1>on a production of Minnesota the Musical and it's just

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:18.320
<v Speaker 1>they get into hi drinks and it's created by Maddy

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Whitby and Monica Sharer. Oh, it's like The Office. It's

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>a mockumentary but for like a middle school. Yeah, they

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 1>took it's like baking a fourth Well. They talked to

0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the people professionals. Yeah yeah yeah. Uh pop watch like

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I've been say by the bell maybe that guy time

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:43.800
<v Speaker 1>out Zack. Yes, and you just talk to the audience

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.759
<v Speaker 1>and you felt like you was getting a window into

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:49.840
<v Speaker 1>his life. Yeah like that. I remember that. Were you

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:52.320
<v Speaker 1>in drama but when you were younger? Yes, I was

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:56.240
<v Speaker 1>in all the My middle school was inside the high school.

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.840
<v Speaker 1>So in seventh grade I was in like the music

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and but I was always playing the townsperson. And then um,

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't until like senior year that I got Marcus

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:09.239
<v Speaker 1>likes and a funny thing having the way the form.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:12.120
<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, I was never given good roles. I

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:16.760
<v Speaker 1>was always extra. We actually have the your your production

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.400
<v Speaker 1>of the music Man. Yeah, we have the audition for

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>that and you play it. Yeah. Oh the Wells Fargo

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Wagon is coming down the street. Oh please let it

0:40:27.680 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>be fun me thank you, John. So um, you do

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:42.799
<v Speaker 1>this every time you wait around. You need to let us,

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, deliberate. Well, you know that's happened before, and

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:51.239
<v Speaker 1>and you're on every play you audition. Yeah I think so. Yeah,

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.759
<v Speaker 1>I do have a quick note. I take great notes. Yeah,

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I love notes. I would love your feedback. Just a

0:40:56.600 --> 0:41:00.320
<v Speaker 1>slight problem with your with your select show. Um, the

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:05.200
<v Speaker 1>audition was actually for the song we Got Trouble my

0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:08.879
<v Speaker 1>Friends right here, right here in River City City play.

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I exactly did you not choose the same time. I

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:14.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to like stand out, like I wanted to like

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 1>go against the green. I wanted you know you we

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 1>probably were getting sick of that song, right, shake your head, Yes,

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:23.360
<v Speaker 1>you're getting sick of that. Well, we just part the

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>part that you're auditioning for sings that song. Yeah, so

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>that's why it's important for you to sing the song,

0:41:29.040 --> 0:41:30.400
<v Speaker 1>because you'll be doing that in the place if we

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 1>gave you the part, you understand. Now, look, I appreciate

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:37.400
<v Speaker 1>your zealousness. A word? Is that a word? Zealousness? A

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 1>word zealous nous z e A l O U n

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:46.839
<v Speaker 1>e s s zealousness. Well, can you look up zealousness please?

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Gil if the word indeed? Alright, good, we got that settled.

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to punish you for really singing your

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 1>heart out. So I'm going to give you the role

0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:01.840
<v Speaker 1>of that bush. I was gonna say tree bush is

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 1>more appropriate. Yeah, so you got the crouch. I didn't

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 1>even know there was a bush in the script. Let

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:09.759
<v Speaker 1>me just find that we created the part. Just we

0:42:09.800 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 1>couldn't let you go without having you know, Yeah, I

0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:14.879
<v Speaker 1>just I felt like you wanted what he said, Well,

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:20.440
<v Speaker 1>the Wells Fargo Wagon. Actually we came up with an

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>original song for the bushes, like did you get Yeah,

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to try that? So the very front part

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 1>that you start with. I don't need that, So you

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 1>don't need that, don't need it. Just go right to

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>the me me me me me you you you you you.

0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:52.239
<v Speaker 1>You know, why don't we give him the role of

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Bush number two? Because that one doesn't have a mouths.

0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 1>You just kept through do whoever you need to get.

0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I wanted that Bush part, and you know I I

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:07.719
<v Speaker 1>got it. Two questions to have first one after you

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 1>probably the most successful actor out of your group of

0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 1>people that you into drama Drama club with. Right do

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you do you? I mean, do you like? I think, like,

0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:21.000
<v Speaker 1>look those guys, we're not giving me the parts that

0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I want. I was on the biggest show on the earth,

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>and I'm on another show. It's pretty great because they

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 1>do like that show. Actually, yeah, well I kept in

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:33.319
<v Speaker 1>touch with my drama teacher who never gave me any

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:36.440
<v Speaker 1>of the parts. Mrs Hanshon. We used to call our

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 1>hands on gin, you know, to get out of her um.

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 1>But I kind of just kept in touch with her

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 1>over the years. And then when I was on us

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:49.399
<v Speaker 1>and now I was like, hey, my mom reached out

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 1>to her. She's like, Johnsontown, do you want him? To

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>speak to your drama club. So they had me come

0:43:54.280 --> 0:43:56.840
<v Speaker 1>in and speak to the current drama club at my

0:43:56.880 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>old high school. And then nobody knew about the show

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I was on. And then nobody knew any of the

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 1>celebrities I brought up, and nobody was interested. And it

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 1>was a big, I feel like failure. They didn't care

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:11.880
<v Speaker 1>what nobody knew? What did nobody knew? What sla We

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:15.400
<v Speaker 1>just watch the tape? Yeah, I brought the tape class.

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I am proud to Please don't call me miss hands

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 1>in chin. Guys, be nice. I am proud. I thought

0:44:26.640 --> 0:44:29.400
<v Speaker 1>that if I proactively said it, you wouldn't do it.

0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:35.719
<v Speaker 1>All right, Who's who? I'm just okay, let's get through it.

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm proudly. I'm proud to welcome former student John Millis.

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Am I pronouncing that correctly? Yes? John? Yeah? Robert Jr? No,

0:44:49.480 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 1>John Millheiser? Iron man? Or were you in? Oh? No,

0:44:57.200 --> 0:45:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I was not an iron Man. You're thinking tell him

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:03.840
<v Speaker 1>what you do? Wouldn't America? No? No, no, no, I

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 1>am not in those that Marvel movie. No. I'm on

0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a fun show called Saturday Night Live. Oh come on,

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh when is it on? It's on Saturdays. In the mornings. No, no, no,

0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 1>no at night? And you know I could have gotten there.

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, if it wasn't for miss hands On, he

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:33.239
<v Speaker 1>almost did it. This thing I hate, I hate it

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:36.600
<v Speaker 1>with you. I have a question, Yes, Garrett, have you

0:45:36.640 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 1>ever met Robert Downey Jr? Are you asking me or

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:41.799
<v Speaker 1>you asking him him? Well, you said you had a question.

0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:43.360
<v Speaker 1>You were looking at me. I called on you. I know,

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 1>but I had I had a question for him. Oh

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 1>have you member Robert down a junior? Garrett wasn't Garrett? No,

0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I haven't, but I I can't imagine him hosting at

0:45:53.440 --> 0:46:02.840
<v Speaker 1>some point? WHOA Come? Do you play sport? Scarrett? Stop disrupting, No,

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't play sports. Any questions about sketch comedy? Is

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 1>that where you do like a dance with the song

0:46:08.960 --> 0:46:12.360
<v Speaker 1>and then and then you make everybody else and everybody

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:15.359
<v Speaker 1>else do the same. It's like an improv exercise. Any

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.919
<v Speaker 1>other questions for John? Please have a lot of kids

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 1>in a your drama club? Anymore? Miss Hanston, something like

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:23.399
<v Speaker 1>you kind of called me Miss hands On shin again.

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:25.799
<v Speaker 1>I thought you know, I would never you just kind

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:27.680
<v Speaker 1>of breathe through it, and you thought I wouldn't catch it,

0:46:27.880 --> 0:46:30.680
<v Speaker 1>but it's okay, you're sorry. I'm volunteering to be here,

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:32.719
<v Speaker 1>so let's not get into it a little okay, how

0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:35.799
<v Speaker 1>we won't. Don't do it? Garrett, What do you want

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 1>to be when you grow up? I want to have

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money, and then I want to be

0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:44.640
<v Speaker 1>able to invest in technology, and then I want to

0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>build a suit made of metal. I'd care you're cut off.

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I have a question, and I want to I want

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 1>to be able to fly when I want to shoot

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:57.319
<v Speaker 1>beams of stuff out of my hands and my chest.

0:46:57.360 --> 0:47:00.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a big fan of iron Man. Iron Man. Have

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 1>a question, John, I have a question. What was the

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:09.000
<v Speaker 1>name of the show you're on? Account wasn't what you

0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:11.279
<v Speaker 1>thought it would be. No, I thought they were going

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:15.720
<v Speaker 1>to ask for autographs or photos. They didn't seen that life.

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any fun memories of Yeah, there was

0:47:19.120 --> 0:47:22.960
<v Speaker 1>a lots of fun memories. I remember I did a

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:27.080
<v Speaker 1>sketch with Lady Gaga, and right before our sketch, right

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:29.480
<v Speaker 1>before the camera went live, I leaned over to her

0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm a little monster, and she's

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 1>like I had no idea, and I was like, yeah,

0:47:35.040 --> 0:47:37.319
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to like seem like a super fan.

0:47:38.680 --> 0:47:40.880
<v Speaker 1>But that's just like one of many things after that.

0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Did she Demond? I thought so? Yeah, yeah, I think

0:47:45.520 --> 0:47:47.919
<v Speaker 1>she still remembers me. I hope. So are there any

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:52.880
<v Speaker 1>guests the hosts that were taller than you realized when

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:55.879
<v Speaker 1>you saw it in person, taller than you realize you'd

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>be nice Charlie, they're on she still? Oh yeah you

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.720
<v Speaker 1>gold Blue? Once? He was very tall, yeah, Tim Robin,

0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Tim Robinson, Tim Robbins, uh, Susan Surrandon Sex Yes, yes,

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 1>very tall. He seems tall. I met Squill Neil once.

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:13.440
<v Speaker 1>He's pretty tall, is he? Although you know to getting

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Sean Bradley. I met him once. He's a tall guy. Patrick,

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not him one time. He's taller than you would think.

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:22.400
<v Speaker 1>These all people who professionally tall. So I don't know

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 1>if you cut that professionally tall. Yes, being tall is

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 1>not a job, Yes it is. Are you talking about?

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 1>All right? Leap that out? I leave what out? Ari?

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Is he anything you want to talk about? Something you're

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:36.800
<v Speaker 1>working on now that you want to leg pump to this.

0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to like learning new crazy Yeah, plump, I'll

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:44.439
<v Speaker 1>try to pump something. I just I did pump plump

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 1>works too. I'm gonna plump has this Drama Club and

0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I just remember my first question and then stop asking.

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:57.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, we want to move move on and stuff. Uh,

0:48:58.080 --> 0:49:01.879
<v Speaker 1>he's getting very impatient. Uh. Talking to both you guys,

0:49:02.520 --> 0:49:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Uh in the show Drama Club and you were in

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Drama Club when you were younger? Do you feel that

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:13.440
<v Speaker 1>there's some pair of those between the the character tropes

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:15.880
<v Speaker 1>if you will, you feel like because obviously the new

0:49:16.040 --> 0:49:19.880
<v Speaker 1>version the class the show has like an influencer. You

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:22.239
<v Speaker 1>know that clearly what didn't exist when we were young.

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I think cross generations. I think Drama Club has always

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 1>remained like the same, the same heart and soul as

0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 1>it always has been. Like you go into the auditorium

0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:33.160
<v Speaker 1>and you kind of like disappear from the rest of

0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 1>the school, right and Uh, it's still yeah, just the

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:40.480
<v Speaker 1>fun to play and get weird with other artsy FARTSI

0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:43.759
<v Speaker 1>people who can't play sports. All right, Jemidia, thank you

0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:48.400
<v Speaker 1>so much for coming. Four special guest contributors Max Cook,

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Philip Wilburn, and John mill Heizer and our host Ari.

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