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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secrets six by one. It's time for

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Speaker 1: another dirty little secret. I pause like that on purpose.

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Speaker 1: My brain didn't just lock up like I did that

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Speaker 1: on purpose. I thought you was struggling. Oh, I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of people think that. Sometimes I wasn't having

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Speaker 1: a stroke. I was pausing for dramatic That part was

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Speaker 1: a stroke. I tried something for dramatic effect. But it

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Speaker 1: is time for another dirty little secret. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: want to get something off your chest, just text the

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Speaker 1: show four one O six one. You can tell us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret and we will always keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, every single parent is about to be

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Speaker 1: star struck. Real Handy Manny is on the phone. Wow, Evan,

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Speaker 1: do you know who handy Man is? No handy Man,

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Speaker 1: He is a Handyman cartoon character for kids. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel you wouldn't know. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: it'd be like, that's weird that you know that. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: Handy Manny, what's up? Oh my gosh, I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: I don't have kids because I don't get the reference.

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Speaker 1: I'd pretty good. How are you is your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret that you don't have kids? Oh no, it's um,

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Speaker 1: it's much worse, worse than kids. What could possibly be worse?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know right, I'm just not a

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Speaker 1: kid person. I know I'm coming off crazy. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: just nervous because I've you know, this is kind of

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Speaker 1: the first time I've ever really said this out loud.

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Speaker 1: But um, I guess I should just go ahead and

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Speaker 1: go for it. Yeah, yeah, what is your secret? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm the other woman. You're the other woman side chick. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm the affair. I'm I'm I'm with a guy

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Speaker 1: that is married. Oh, you're the fbidden fruit I am

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Speaker 1: and um, while I met him on Ashley Madison, which

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Speaker 1: is that site that's like for for people who want

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Speaker 1: to cheat, right, Oh, that's the that's the one that

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Speaker 1: U the married cheating site, the one that had a

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Speaker 1: huge leak a while back somebody hacked into and all

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Speaker 1: these people and like politicians and everybody got busted cheating.

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Speaker 1: Wait are you married? No? I'm not. No, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you just want to go to Ashley Madison to find

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Speaker 1: married men to hook up with. I don't know. This

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Speaker 1: kind of seems like a fun like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: like a forbidden, like dirty and naughty thing to do.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it just kind of I didn't even

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Speaker 1: think I was actually gonna like hook up with anybody.

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Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to see who these people were. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that sounds handy manny, with all due respect, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a bunch of bs just logged on and signed

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Speaker 1: up for Ashley Madison because you just wanted to check

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Speaker 1: it out and you didn't think anybody's gonna actually hit

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Speaker 1: you up. Well, I thought people are gonna hit me up.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't think I was actually gonna, you know,

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Speaker 1: like go through with it. I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: could never actually do it. Quarantine has been hard. Man.

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Speaker 1: I ran out of things to do it. I guess

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You ran out of things to do,

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Speaker 1: so you want to do someone else's husband. Does he

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Speaker 1: have like a whole family and like a well I

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Speaker 1: know he has a wife, but does he have kids

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Speaker 1: and stuff? Yeah, he's got a couple of kids. You know.

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Speaker 1: I would say our relationships more physical, don't do a

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Speaker 1: lot of talking. I mean, it's seriously just been like

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Speaker 1: the best sex of my life. So Oh no, but

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Speaker 1: I'm a little worried because I kind of think his

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Speaker 1: and I just have a bad feeling about it. And

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Speaker 1: so yeah, you should have a bad feeling about it,

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Speaker 1: because all of it kind of bad. Yeah, I imagine

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Speaker 1: it's the same feeling a criminal has when they've committed

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Speaker 1: a crime. Yeah, I would imagine it's kind of like that, though,

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Speaker 1: I mean, are you planning on stopping? Um? I thought

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Speaker 1: I should, but I really don't want to. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's literally, like I said, like the best sex of

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Speaker 1: my life. It's been like such a except for the

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Speaker 1: part where I'm worried about his wife, it's been a

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Speaker 1: pretty stress free relationship because he already had a life.

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Speaker 1: This is just like you think. By the way, we're

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of text in at four one, o

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Speaker 1: six one right now calling you the worst person in

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Speaker 1: the world. How does that feel? Oh, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: person in the world and I'm still doing it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like what, I don't know. I know, I

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Speaker 1: know we're supposed to be judgment free, but in the room,

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Speaker 1: what do we think about cheating thumbs down, two thumbs down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, I think you should stop doing it, honestly,

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Speaker 1: Maybe try something else. If you tried, like yoga, who'll climb?

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Speaker 1: Friend someone who's single? You know, maybe I should give

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Speaker 1: it a try. I don't know. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get found out. So that's that's causing a lot of stress.

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Speaker 1: It's making it not fun anymore. Yeah, I imagine. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for at least telling us you do a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, you got it, Thanks so much. YEP.

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Speaker 1: I like how she said that she's thinking about not

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Speaker 1: doing it because she's starting to feel bad, not because

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Speaker 1: of what's actually going on. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.