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Speaker 1: It's a new year, it's a new US.

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Speaker 2: It is new year. Let's give it to me. Scotty's

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Speaker 1: Doctors fascinated by man who took over forty thousand ecstasy

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Speaker 2: Oh oh man, we are going to have a roll

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Speaker 2: in good time on this New Year's episode of burn.

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Speaker 1: Man After Dark.

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Speaker 3: World, your mind, billion pieces, baas.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals, non binary pal's. Welcome to a brand new

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas, Fresh spank and new for the new year.

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Speaker 2: I am kurb Brown Older.

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Speaker 4: I am Banana Boy number two. Scottie Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 4: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 4: It's twenty twenty three. It's a it's a fresh start,

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Speaker 4: and I thought we could cleanse ourselves by doing a

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Speaker 4: Bananas after Dark.

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Speaker 2: Oh isn't it nice? And we're gonna be doing Bananas

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Speaker 2: after Dark with a very special guest. Before we bring

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Speaker 2: special for all the bananimals. We do so we used

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Speaker 2: to have all of our minisodes behind a paywall for

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Speaker 2: And then they would go to the main feed every

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Speaker 5: So every week, yes the next three.

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Speaker 4: So that's right, more content behind. We wanted to be

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Speaker 1: Who knows.

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Speaker 2: I honestly think that we maybe get more personal in

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Speaker 5: You go check it out now.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited. We the first time we ever did

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Speaker 2: You might know her from ncis why you might know

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Speaker 1: Show'd of her.

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Speaker 2: She's got an Emmy. She's got an Emmy, and she

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Speaker 2: happens to be my wife. Please, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Lauren Cook, so so.

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Speaker 5: Happy to be can't wait. I'm two drinks and everybody,

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Speaker 5: it's after dark.

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Speaker 2: It's that's what a bananas after dark is, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: The ice is uh jingling, the ice is clinking. I

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Speaker 2: Thompson read it. I was twenty two years old. Hunter S.

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Speaker 2: We'll see, Yeah, that's gonna be us learn.

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Speaker 4: Well, Kurt and I did our first bananas live on

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Speaker 4: wonder Luster sent this in. Wonder Lusters has said stuff before,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Doctor's fascinated by man who took forty.

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Speaker 1: The line below the title whatever, that's called the drophead.

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Speaker 4: The drop head says he was unable to move for

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Speaker 2: So wait a second. He took forty forty thousand.

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Speaker 5: Pills, yes, over nine years.

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Speaker 2: forty thousand divided by nine equals four thousand, four hundred

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Speaker 2: and forty five pills a year, divided by three sixty

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Speaker 4: Twelve ecstasy pills a day. And also our listeners at

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Speaker 2: Also at the eight year mark, he had to be like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm God. Yeah, no bad days over here. Just life

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Speaker 1: is good T shirts and I love my wife.

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Speaker 5: Life is good t shirts.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, here it is. There's illicit drug use.

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Speaker 4: And then there's a case of a patient known as

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Speaker 4: This cautionary tale has been become something of an underground legend,

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Speaker 4: and when the story came out in Psychosomatics Journal in

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Speaker 1: All these years. Wow, I mean this is so crazy.

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Speaker 4: So mister A's case study is the stuff of pure

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Speaker 1: This. Yeah, so he wasn't even a fully cooked egg yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the subject took what can only be described as

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Speaker 5: Oh, my god, that answers the question.

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Speaker 2: There is like a tolerance then, right, Oh, and.

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Speaker 5: This guy is made of something not human. Yeah, we

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Speaker 5: to do this, mister A My god, So interviews with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, also, mister X was right there. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly. But also, don't you want to interview

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Speaker 4: The people have to have to deal with him, like him,

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Speaker 5: Delivered his mail? It was like something's going on with

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Speaker 5: that dude, just the guy who delivered his ecstasy. Very rich. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Also, just so everyone knows, Scott, he's been wearing this

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Speaker 5: It's a really special hat, a really special hat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, whoever said this, it's got It's like a banana

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Speaker 2: it's sort of it's like long bangs. It looks like

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Speaker 2: the hurt and bang. It looks like the Robin Hood banana.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like fair of fass stunning.

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Speaker 5: It is beautiful, is what it is. It's banana, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fashion, but make it banana.

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Speaker 1: That's right. A team at Saint George's Medical School in

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Speaker 5: I mean not surprising.

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Speaker 4: This person knew he was talking to a human being. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: oh man, doctor coo, Jesus cou meet si. This said

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Speaker 5: This was forty thousand of them. Turns out it's not great.

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Speaker 5: And that's what we've learned from this. That's it.

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Speaker 2: We don't have any other information because nobody's studied MDMA,

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Speaker 2: so it's just we know if you've taken forty bad.

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Speaker 4: So this is what the doctor says, which is so funny.

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Speaker 4: Quote this was an exceptional case of high use over

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Speaker 1: This is extreme. He was his use was really really high.

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Speaker 5: This is a doctor.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we all knew that when we heard forty

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Speaker 1: I love that when he went to withdrawals, he was

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Speaker 5: He was unable to move for several weeks.

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Speaker 4: Although mister A was also taking multiple other drugs during

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Speaker 4: his nine years of MDMA use, including cocaine, LSD and amphetamines,

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Speaker 4: the team said that it was ecstasy particular that gave

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Speaker 4: him his memory issues. How we don't know. How would

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Speaker 4: you ever know this? This man is a wild card.

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Speaker 4: I bet he comes out. He should write a book

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Speaker 4: if he could remember anything that happened.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Mister A seemed, unsurprisingly to be quote very much into

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Speaker 4: the club scene end quote.

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Speaker 1: Of course he was this reporting is amazing, nor is good,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Use He was using ecstasy as an adepressant.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Okay, I remember once I went to I've

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Speaker 2: never told this story. I went to a rave in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

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Speaker 1: Heard of it.

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Speaker 2: With my brother. I must have been eighteen. He must

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Speaker 2: have been sixteen. No, I probably was nineteen. He must

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Speaker 5: Great, and he went to a rave with Wally.

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Speaker 2: I went to a rave with Wally in Calamazoo, Michigan.

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Speaker 2: And it was when I say it was a rave,

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Speaker 6: Wait, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I wanted to the

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Speaker 6: first time that I met Wally, he just always had CDs.

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Speaker 2: And he had like three Well he had those CDs

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Speaker 6: He's a real top forty kind of a guy. God

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Speaker 6: love him, but there's no I thought he had pride

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't. He did play flow

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Speaker 1: I got had some hits.

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Speaker 5: I mean, he's they're all top forty hits. Though, when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So We went to this raven Kalamazoo with Wild

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Speaker 2: So I asked one person, they didn't have it. I

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Speaker 2: It felt like like concentrated Robotussin. It was horrified.

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Speaker 2: It No, it's like a nightmare trip. It's like it's

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Speaker 2: I just went home and then oh, my dad had

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Speaker 2: We came back while he dropped me off, and then

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Speaker 5: We it was just you and your dad while he

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Speaker 2: Yeah, whially went to back to live at you, staying

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Speaker 1: Is a good man, He's a good man.

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Speaker 2: I just laid in my divorced dad's bed, in his bed,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw up.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up. It was

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Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, got dust nineteen years old. Nineteen years old.

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Speaker 1: Baby. Do you think there's one state that divorced dads

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Speaker 2: It's got to be a place with a lot of houseboats,

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Speaker 2: that's all I know. Whatever has the highest concentration of houseboats.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if divorce dads are going to Seattle, though, I.

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Speaker 5: Feel like divorce dads are just wherever they got divorced,

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Speaker 1: Didn't you guys on a road trip or something, to

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Speaker 1: go to Saint Augustine. Yes, that feels like a real

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Speaker 6: We watched that documentary about the about the like commune

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you know what I'm taking a documentary

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we were called we were drinking a fair amountain

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Speaker 2: The village a documentary about the village.

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Speaker 5: People be so much money and it's about kind of

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Speaker 2: There was but in the documentary it didn't talk about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it just kind of was like, here's just like

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Speaker 1: But were they like doing drugs and get boozed up

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Speaker 1: one year olds or what? No dating each other?

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, so it's like old people can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they love they love Donkin.

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Speaker 2: It's worth watching.

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Speaker 1: I'm juicy.

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Speaker 5: They didn't doink. But the point they just point no

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Speaker 1: Rude is right? Well that sounds pretty fun.

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Speaker 5: I feel like divorce dads.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 5: Divorce dads have to stay where they are because they

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Well, if they're good on how good they are.

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Speaker 1: Are good at their brother brother? You guys have been

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Speaker 1: watching the Peanuts Christmas? Oh yeah, we.

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Speaker 5: Watched them all Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 2: Scotty, you want to you want to store it up?

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Speaker 2: Or should I get into the headline here?

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Speaker 1: I have a very quick story. Oh I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to hear.

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Speaker 4: So about six years ago, five years ago, I was

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Speaker 4: The producers of that were also the producers of Lip

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Speaker 4: on TBS where it was like Ella Cool J and.

448
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: What was the woman's name. I can't remember. She's married

449
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: to John Legends. Yeah, I don't know.

450
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 4: It was a hit when it came out, and so

451
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 4: we used their space, their set and studio as our

452
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 4: writer's room for a couple of days. For whatever reason,

453
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 4: that week, I had been like one of those weird

454
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 4: I was depressed, but I didn't know I was depressed

455
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 4: because I was busy, but I wasn't like sleeping well.

456
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 4: I just felt kind of nauseous. I just felt off

457
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 4: for like a few days. And on like the third day,

458
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 4: we're trying to beat some old monologue jokes and stuff

459
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 4: for Adam and it's just Adam, Jen and I and

460
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry, I'm distracted, but like I've

461
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 4: just been in the weirdest mood for three days. And

462
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 4: then Jen and Adam were both like what do you mean.

463
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 4: I was like, I think I'm depressed or something. I

464
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 4: just like I lay awake and I'm just like, don't

465
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 4: have an appetite. And Adam's like me too, and Jen's

466
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 4: like me too, and I was like, jeez, this must

467
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 4: be like, I don't know, something's in retrograde or something's

468
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 4: going on. And then we all got quiet, and we're

469
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 4: sitting there and we're like, oh shit, we're all adults

470
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 4: and we're all depressed and we're all having to write

471
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 4: comedy together. And then I don't know if it was

472
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 4: Jen or Adam, but they go at least we're surrounded

473
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 4: by llll cooljy and on every wall we were in

474
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 4: his dressing room when we were writing were just Llo

475
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 4: cool Ja huge prints of him scream laughing, pointing and smiling, hoisting.

476
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: My kids up on his shoulders. And we started laughing

477
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: because we were like, this guy's the happiest guy in Hollywood.

478
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: And then we called it a day. But it was

479
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: so funny that it was like three.

480
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 4: I was like it was a very vulnerable thing for

481
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 4: like a grown man to be like I've been depressed

482
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 4: for three days, and then shocking that two of my

483
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 4: peers were like me too, and then there was Uncle L.

484
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: Just watching over. It's like everything's awesome.

485
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 2: I also love the like like I thought it was

486
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 2: gonna be that, like all of the ink that ll

487
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: cool J's photos were printed with was just black mold

488
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 2: and you guys were just suffering from.

489
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 5: Drinking something is the Is it lead in the water?

490
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: Now I just accept it.

491
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 4: Whenever it happens every year, there's everybody gets in a

492
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 4: funk sometimes and I'm like, I just put on some

493
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 4: ll cool J get through it. He tipped me sixty

494
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 4: bucks once when I was a VLA day.

495
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: Sixty bucks?

496
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 4: Sixty dollars was he driving? It was a powder blue

497
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 4: Bentley that he had bought two hours earlier.

498
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I remember that story.

499
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: That was good. He kept licking his lips. That's just

500
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: doing it. Song. That's a really cool.

501
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 5: That's a good Really that's a banger.

502
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: Are you ready for one?

503
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait?

504
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: Here it comes. This is direct from Reddit. This is

505
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: true off my chest. That's from That's the the subreddit

506
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 2: that it's from. Here's here's the title. My husband started

507
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 2: acting strangely upon my sister's pregnancy announcement. Now this is

508
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 2: this is just some hot goss. This isn't a this

509
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 2: isn't a headline. There was a multiple stories written about this,

510
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: and I kind of hate stories written about Reddit.

511
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: Yes, their commentary, that's our job.

512
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna read the reddit post I feel

513
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: like I'm going crazy here thinking about it. My husband

514
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: and I were at my parents' house for dinner. All

515
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: was going well. We were talking, laughing, and eating, but

516
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 2: as soon as my sister got from her seat and

517
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 2: announced her pregnancy period, okay, crazy sentence. I noticed at

518
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 2: first that my husband got fire, didn't get up to

519
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: congratulate her since the rest of us did, and just

520
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: kept staring at or towards her. I'm not entirely sure.

521
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: I repeatedly asked if he was okay, and he mumbled

522
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: about feeling a bit sick. That was strange because he

523
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: was perfectly fine that day. Literally moments later, he started.

524
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 5: Throwing up like I had no idea what was happening

525
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 5: with him.

526
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: He sat on the bathroom floor near the toilet, just

527
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 2: looking down and refusing to let me help him up

528
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: to a space. I kept asking him if he was okay,

529
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: but no response. My family were worried about him, and

530
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: I had to take him home. I checked his temp

531
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 2: and blood pressure.

532
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 1: Is this a nurse?

533
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 2: But all were normal. Still complete silence on his part.

534
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 2: He went to sleep shortly after, and in the early morning,

535
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 2: at five point thirty, I woke up to the sound

536
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 2: of him.

537
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 5: Crying in the shower.

538
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: What is happening with this man?

539
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: I rushed and asking if he was okay, but still

540
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: no response to then tell me he needed a minute

541
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: with himself. I almost lost his kid.

542
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Not his kid. They haven't had sech I think that

543
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: I was going that way. Yeah, it's gotta be they

544
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: were doinking or boinking?

545
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 2: Were I almost lost it. Demand he explained what was

546
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: going on, and he told me he was just feeling

547
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: overwhelmed from what He's not the type who got stressed,

548
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: who gets stressed out from work or anything of the sort.

549
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 5: This is just so strange.

550
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: I had a character from him. He got dressed and

551
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 2: left and refused to even talk about it. I can't

552
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: help but feel like this reaction was triggered by my

553
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: sister's pregnancy adoption.

554
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, I guess, so we got a real

555
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 5: sherlock up.

556
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 2: What makes me feel so horrible is the fact that

557
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: my sister once implied that my husband was her type

558
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: and hope to get someone like him. She has a boyfriend,

559
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 2: by the way. This could be nothing, but I can't

560
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: shake this weird feeling.

561
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 5: About what happened.

562
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 2: This could be nothing.

563
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 5: He did vomit multiple times and then he's sobbing in

564
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 5: the night.

565
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So yeah he did it. They got

566
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: to be.

567
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 5: Either that or he's in love with her, right, Oh yeah, yes, he.

568
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: Wanted to sire her first child.

569
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 5: Psyched about He's like, I.

570
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: Can't wait to get out of this relationship and sire

571
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 2: of a child with my wife's sister.

572
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 4: I think sire is an okay word to say, but

573
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 4: it shouldn't be. There are a lot of those words

574
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 4: that should not be okay words to say. But he

575
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 4: wanted to sire and spawns another one too.

576
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: Those are just creepy words when they're used in the

577
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 1: human context.

578
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

579
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: I used to have a joke where it was like,

580
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: no know her in the biblical sense, and that is

581
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 2: the creepiest way to say fuck for real?

582
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 5: Mmm, new were you were in a different kind of away?

583
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 4: Mmmm that would be a very weird dinner that every

584
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 4: I mean, geez, I love that read. It becomes that

585
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 4: it's such a confessional for people, and then the rest

586
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 4: of us just go, yeah, they were they had sex.

587
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: With his baby and it's three.

588
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 5: We figured that out.

589
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: Therapy, But yeah, pregnant. I wonder how the pregnant woman feels.

590
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: I walked up to a dude on my soccer team

591
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: in high school and he was flirting with my girlfriend

592
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: at a party and I was like, hey, don't do that,

593
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: and he was like, what are you going to do

594
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: about it?

595
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: I was like, nobody likes you. I don't have to

596
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 4: do anything about it. And it, like I could see

597
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 4: it like stunned him into submission. I was like, I

598
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 4: never had to fight. I was so I would. My

599
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: words were so ruthless. I'd never had to swing on anybody.

600
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 4: And then he said something to me like the next week,

601
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: and then I was like, oh, I guess I am

602
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 4: going to have to fight this guy. And then on

603
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 4: the soccer field, we were like warming up when you

604
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 4: like run a lap. We're standing there and he comes

605
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 4: over to me and I'm like, here we go. We're

606
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: gonna start punching each other in the face and get

607
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 4: kicked off the team and out of high school. And

608
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,719
Speaker 4: he's like, Scottie, I'm sorry, I'm gonna use fake names here.

609
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 4: By the way, Okay, I'm sorry, but uh. Every time

610
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 4: I break up with Jenny, she tells me she's pregnant

611
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 4: and I go, well, yeah, okay, and he goes, and

612
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 4: that happened like the other night. I was like, when

613
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 4: you were hitting on my girlfriend and he goes, oh, no,

614
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 4: that was something else. I'm sorry about that too.

615
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: But uh, the reason I was so mad at you

616
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: in school today is because I broke up with her

617
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: and then she said she's been late on her period

618
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: for six days, and I'm like, we are too young

619
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: to be dealing with this, and this the whole issue everything.

620
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 4: We're like seventeen years old. And I just remember looking

621
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 4: at the level of stress, and then I felt terrible.

622
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: For being so mean to him. So it just was

623
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: that beautiful, like.

624
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 5: The left turn. That's not what I expected.

625
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 4: Wow, Yes, I thought we were gonna fight, and instead

626
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 4: he was just having a real, real moment, and I

627
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 4: was too mean to him.

628
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,479
Speaker 1: I think I heard his feelings so bad, and then

629
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: we were cool.

630
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 4: That's the one thing though, like boys are pretty good

631
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 4: at being like, all right, we're not going to fight, Okay,

632
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 4: I guess we're fine now.

633
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, great past the soccer ball, that's really great.

634
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think the one kid I got into

635
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: a fight with it when I was twelve. After that,

636
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: it was just like we're like, hey, how you doing good?

637
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 5: That's nice? Okay, we weathered that storm pretty well together.

638
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember when you scratched my cornea whip

639
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: my glasses off?

640
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no?

641
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 5: Okay cookie, bye, okay.

642
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: Bye, man. Have a cool life. Bethany's really special. I

643
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: wish you the best to you and yours. Do you

644
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: want me to tease us into a little break you poo? Yeah?

645
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: I have a.

646
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 5: Pregnancy story, real, you do?

647
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: I do? Well.

648
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna tell a tiny portion of.

649
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 6: So.

650
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 5: I I was so nauseo.

651
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: Both your pregnancies.

652
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: Bought the baby online. I was on Reddit.

653
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: You were nauseous?

654
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 5: I mean the birth was the birth was a true

655
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 5: magic because I have photos of it and that.

656
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: Great actress it looks many photos, by the way, really

657
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: looks real.

658
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 6: We well, this is not the story I was going

659
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 6: to tell. But we did have this nurse who like

660
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 6: was delivering the baby, who who gave Kurt.

661
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 5: Who took my phone yes and was like you're gonna

662
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 5: want these and took I've never want to.

663
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 6: Lead the darkest most upsetting photos my vagina birthing olive.

664
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: I was scrolling through photos and I landed on what

665
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: I actually went, it's not for me, man, like it

666
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: is a miracle, and is a miracle. I'm more proud

667
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: of that.

668
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 6: You know.

669
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Speaker 5: This isn't about that.

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Speaker 2: But I want this beautiful and strong.

671
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 5: I don't want those photos to exist ever.

672
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 2: They're not even like hidden on my phone. Anybody can

673
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: get out of it.

674
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: If you were supposed to see it. What Jod would

675
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: have put the birth canne out in the in your septum.

676
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: If you're supposed to see it at that angle, it's

677
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: fine to happen.

678
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, let it happen. Let but we don't need like

679
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 6: she was like setting up lighting. She was fucking she

680
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 6: took to an angle like one.

681
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: Pop.

682
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 6: Wow.

683
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: Sounds like she has a website or something. This is idea,

684
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh god.

685
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, not ideally. Okay. So the story I was going

686
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 5: to tell though, is that I was so nauseous for.

687
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 6: The majority of my pregnancy that I had to take

688
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 6: a drug called zofran, which, okay, I'm sure a lot

689
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 6: of people are familiar with, but it's an anti nausea

690
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 6: vacation and it has a side effect where it makes

691
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 6: you really constipated.

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00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, once I was ironic, thing, isn't that crazy? That's

693
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 5: like something you definitely.

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00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 6: Side effect on top of the eight hundred other things

695
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 6: that I had, which mostly was just like a constant

696
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 6: running nose. I had a constant running nose when I

697
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 6: was pregnant. And you can't take anything except for those

698
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 6: silly stickers that they put on your face.

699
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: We still have them.

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00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: Those illy came and left. The breathe right strips, those

701
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: really came and left. They don't do anything.

702
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 5: It's just tape on your nose. It's so crazy, it's

703
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 5: there's no dignity in it either. You're like, I'll put

704
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 5: on my sticker.

705
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: You know what you could do is you can graduate

706
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: your breathe right strips into taping your mouth shut to

707
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: make you not snore.

708
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 5: That's the who.

709
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: Breathe right in a different way. So you're you're running,

710
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: You're running at one end and not running at all

711
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: in the other.

712
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, just struggling, just really struggling. And so it was

713
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 6: Christmas Eve and I hadn't I hadn't taken a shit days.

714
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're visiting the most of my family, yes.

715
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 6: Yes, the most in so many ways of my life, right,

716
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 6: like just miraculous. And I had two cups of smooth

717
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 6: move tea, which, let me tell you, does the trick.

718
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 6: And I woke up very early in.

719
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: The morning this morning, or Christmas Eve morning, right.

720
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 6: Realized I was gonna ship my pants running for the

721
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 6: bathroom and I fell down the stairs.

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00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 5: Oh and everyone was awake. Well, no, because here's the thing.

723
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Speaker 6: If there's one thing, If you're a pregnant woman and

724
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 6: you fall down the fucking stairs, deal, everyone in the

725
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 6: house comes running, everyone in the motherfucking house, like people

726
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 6: that I don't know that well have come from, like neighbors.

727
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 5: Everybody's worried.

728
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: Yes, oh gosh.

729
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 5: And I just had to be like, I'm fine.

730
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 2: I ship my pants at the bottom of the stairs,

731
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: just pants full of shit.

732
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 4: But that's what a But that's like the it's actually

733
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 4: perfect what you're describing. There's no better set of circumstances

734
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 4: to have that happen to you publicly, that pregnant, first baby,

735
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: Christmas Eve, all of the things, mostly family.

736
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 6: Sounds like it was furious, So I was like cursing,

737
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 6: you know, it was just a very it was a

738
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 6: hilarious like.

739
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: You were mad because you fell, you were mad because

740
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: you were embarrassed, all of the above.

741
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 5: I was mad that I was constipated. I was mad

742
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 5: at Zofran.

743
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 6: I was like, now I'm playing in my own ship

744
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 6: and I have to tell my uncle, who I don't

745
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 6: even know, that I like that.

746
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, there's ship on his floor.

747
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Oh man.

748
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 5: But again, Chris Love, my Kid's totally worth it, totally worth.

749
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 4: It, totally worth it. I think that's great. Oh man,

750
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: that's so scary though. Yeah, you were scared, you're embarrassed,

751
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 4: you were angry.

752
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 6: And everybody, everybody, and it was refuting because everyone was

753
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 6: so worried.

754
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 5: So everybody's like, are you okay? Are you okay? And

755
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, leave now, get away. She needs

756
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 5: some space. She needs some space everyone. There's ship on

757
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 5: the floor she needs.

758
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: There should be a national or international code, like literally

759
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: a number.

760
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 5: It should be like eleven fourteen.

761
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and where if you are an adult and you

762
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 4: shit your pants and you just need everybody around you,

763
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 4: no matter what their relationship is, to to just walk away,

764
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 4: just turn one hundred and eight degrees and walk away.

765
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 4: It should be able to say eleven fourteen and then

766
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 4: people go oh, and then you're just left alone, phones down,

767
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 4: nobody rushes to you.

768
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: I wish that eleven fourteen is an inner.

769
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 5: I would love a code That's what you need in

770
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 5: that moment is a code word.

771
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were like, oh God, did you hit

772
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 4: her stomach and her head? She needed to go to

773
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 4: the hospital. And if you had just looked up and

774
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 4: go eleven fourteen, marry fucking Christmas?

775
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: Perfect. Well, I'm glad you're okay.

776
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 5: Everybody's okay, Jesus.

777
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: I will Man poses as an attractive blonde woman and

778
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: convinces a police officer to hand over his patrol car.

779
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: What oh man, things are really going to get And

780
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 2: again once we come back with this episode of Bananas

781
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 2: after Derek Folks, we are back, Scott, you got any

782
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: shout outs?

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00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: I do?

784
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 4: I have two that Lee, I have two and then

785
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 4: I have a conversation point. So the first one is

786
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 4: our friend Mike Bridenstein. I love Mike Bride Oh you

787
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 4: know Brandenstein. He has a comedy album out called Hustle.

788
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 4: I've been on his podcast Hunk many times. Kurt, have

789
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 4: you ever done Hunk?

790
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 6: No?

791
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: But I would like to and I will.

792
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 4: It's a very fun podcast. Mike is a great comic.

793
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,439
Speaker 4: I've worked with him in the past. So google Mike

794
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 4: Bride and hustle and enjoy.

795
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 2: His NewSpace is really funny and he's got a great

796
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 2: show at Fable. If you live in Los Angeles, this

797
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 2: he does.

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00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: Great, dude.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of uncomfortable things, Katie Dirden had a root canal today.

800
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 4: She was absolutely terrified about it, but she listened to

801
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: bananas the entire procedure while I'm laughing gas and she says, quote,

802
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 4: y'all's voices made me think like I had a warm

803
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 4: hug around me during the whole thing.

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00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: Ah. So the talking point, mm hmm. Any resolutions over there,

805
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: any New Year's resolutions? Have you given it any thought whatsoever?

806
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 6: Hmmm?

807
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: I know it's a little abrupt. I know that's an

808
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: abrupt question.

809
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 2: And it's December. It's right, we're recording this early, so

810
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 2: we don't even.

811
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 5: We really haven't given this.

812
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 4: Last year, as you may recall for our Dieharpen animals,

813
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 4: I tried to see a ghost.

814
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Yes, that was your resolution years for to see a ghost. Oh,

815
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear well. I stayed in many

816
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: haunted hotels. I stayed in them in Cloudcroft, I stayed

817
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: to them in Los Angeles. I did as many things

818
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: as I could do.

819
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 4: I probably went to five haunted actual haunted hotels, and

820
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 4: then just weird ass places on road trips. Didn't see

821
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 4: a ghost. That's a lifelong pursuit. So this year I

822
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 4: was gonna shock the world by saying my twenty twenty

823
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 4: three resolution is to go bob sledding.

824
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I've seen messages about this so and I.

825
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 4: Was thinking about this for a while. It seems like

826
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 4: something I could accomplish just I want to go down

827
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Speaker 4: a real bobsled track and a real bob sled. We

828
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 4: have a bananamal named Veronica Day who is a Team

829
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 4: USA skeleton racer, which is the single. It's like a

830
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 4: sled that you run as fast as you can for

831
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 4: fifty meters and you jump on your belly and you

832
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Speaker 4: go head first down and ice track. It's like, Veronica,

833
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 4: I was like, are you on the team? She was like,

834
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 4: I was on the team, and I was like, I

835
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 4: want to go bob sled against my new yest resolution.

836
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 4: She goes, I know a silver medal olympian named Sylvia.

837
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 4: I believe it's Hoffman. I'll get it right in the

838
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 4: new year. Who always needs a breakman? So somebody like

839
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: right in the back. I guess I don't know what

840
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 4: a brakeman is, but I'm gonna do it.

841
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's in the back, just to grab a break.

842
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 4: Yes, so she said, start stretching my hammies and I will.

843
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 4: But yeah, so Veronica Day has been so helpful. She's

844
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 4: my personal banana the week. But yeah, I'm gonna go

845
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 4: bob sledding sometime in the next two to six weeks

846
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 4: and I will report back Park City.

847
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Oh that's gonna be incredible.

848
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 4: It's gonna be And she was like, do you want

849
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: to go halfway down for like the friends and family

850
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 4: and visitors or do you want to go the full track.

851
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go full track. I want the full experience.

852
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 5: That's amazing. That's also that's also interesting that it's just

853
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 5: an open bob Is it an open bob sled tracker?

854
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 1: No, like you need to part of practicing. Yes.

855
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 4: So Sylvia, who I believe is still training for the

856
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 4: next winter olymp Needs, there's a whole story.

857
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: I'll talk to ronic about it.

858
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 4: But apparently somebody put a Tinder ad up to find

859
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 4: men to be brakemen for their training. So I didn't

860
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 4: find them that way. I found them following us on

861
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 4: Instagram the Bananas Podcast, And.

862
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pumped. That's great.

863
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 5: I love that so much.

864
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 6: That is a really good resolution. Yeah, I I resolved

865
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 6: to have a resolution nearly that cool.

866
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 5: I have a resolution. Bye?

867
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Speaker 1: Did I talk about curtain? I talk about the fire

868
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: the other night in the cabins? Did I talk about Sorry?

869
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: Whoa what?

870
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 5: There was a fire in the cabins?

871
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, I I wasn't sure if we talked about it.

872
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 4: So I live in one of ten cabins in a

873
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 4: wooded area, and it's our biggest threat up here would

874
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 4: be a wild fire.

875
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: And in LA we get fires a lot. Yep. So,

876
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: but it's been rainy in Los Angeles, real wet, and

877
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: it's been real wet and real cold.

878
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 4: It's been It's the strangest winter since I've lived out here.

879
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 4: And so I was sick of I was sick of phone,

880
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 4: so I was fit, sick of Netflix. I was sick

881
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 4: of looking at my computer.

882
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: So I was like, eight pm, I'm gonna start a fire.

883
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna light my house on fire.

884
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I'm an idiot.

885
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 4: And so I it was raining pretty hard, and I

886
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 4: was like, Hey, that radis the weed gummy company. That's

887
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 4: a sponsored bananas, send us a ton of stuff. I

888
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to eat the big ring, the

889
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 4: twenty five milligram ring. Oh yeah, whoa wow, and turn

890
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: off all the lights and hang out and listen to

891
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 4: the rain on the skylights and just have an indoor kidnight.

892
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

893
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 4: So for about twenty five minutes into that experience, I'm

894
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 4: lying in my bedroom. It's probably closer to nine or

895
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 4: ten o'clock at this point.

896
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm.

897
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: About to just fully relax, and I hear a woman's

898
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 4: voice yelling for Andrew. My neighbor's name is Andrew, and

899
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, O trouble and paradise.

900
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: This is going to be bad. And then silence, and

901
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: then I hear Scottie, Scottie, And I'm lying there and.

902
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 5: I'm in the dark on a lot of weeds out

903
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 5: of tonight.

904
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, what should be yelling my name outside? It's raining,

905
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: it's raining.

906
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 4: And I've taken what would be probably the biggest edible

907
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: of my adult life.

908
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: I am not a weed guy. I was like, Hey,

909
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: they sponsored the podcast, so it's legaland California. Let's get

910
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: into it. And so I throw on a T shirt and.

911
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 5: Oh, you were not wearing clothes.

912
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 4: I was wearing boxers. So I'm never knew it in

913
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 4: my house. I'm one of those people. It's like, you

914
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 4: gotta be ready to fight, you gotta be ready. Yeah,

915
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,959
Speaker 4: and here raccoon.

916
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: Could fall in. Yeah, yep, we know. Yeah, you don't

917
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: want your meats and cheese is exposed. So I opened

918
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: the door and my neighbor Camille is a very cool woman,

919
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:54,959
Speaker 1: a good friend.

920
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 4: She's like, I gotta figure Kirk. Give me a man's name, Tyler.

921
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 4: Sam Tyler had lit his house on fire.

922
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 5: He's like, house on fire.

923
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 4: I go what, she guess you have fire extinguishers. I say, yes,

924
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 4: I do, so I have one on my sink. So

925
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 4: I toss it to her and then I put on

926
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 4: shoes and I run and I have another one through.

927
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: You actually physically threw a fire.

928
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, get away from my house. You stop talking.

929
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: I've been quiet now.

930
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 4: So then I run in my closet, I put on

931
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 4: my shoes, so I'm out the door pouring rain, T shirts, boxers, slippers,

932
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 4: fire extinguishers.

933
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: So I run down the trail. It's about fifty yards

934
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: from my house. The house was on fire.

935
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 5: You could see the house was on fire.

936
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: Outside of his house. Of Sam Taylor's house is on fire.

937
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 4: My neighbor Andrew, who's a super cool dude, also had

938
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 4: a fire extinguisher that I didn't know. Is already spraying

939
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 4: with a fire extinguisher. Camille had handed it to Sam Tyler.

940
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 4: Zip Taylor, Zip Tyler. He's spragued.

941
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: I get up there. I'm spragu good. So there's three

942
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: old men, a dark, rainy, cold, rainy night in La

943
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,959
Speaker 1: putting out an electric fire. I guess rainwater had gotten

944
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: into some faulty wiring and just sparked up. Smell the

945
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: burning like the ozone in the air, and we got

946
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: the fire.

947
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 4: Up pretty quick. The Sam Tyler was so loose, scared shitless, obviously.

948
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 4: And the way they found it is Camille's dog had

949
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 4: started barking and she looks out and the house across

950
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 4: from hers is on fire. And then I walked back

951
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 4: and I'm soaking with so I just towel off, take

952
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 4: a clothes off, towel off, put on dry clothes, dry

953
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: my hair, get back in bed, and then it hits

954
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 4: so hard, like the edible hits so hard, and then.

955
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: That adrenaline just like picked up all the blood pushing

956
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 2: through your body and I fell asleep.

957
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: I just instantly fell asleep, like ten minutes later, like

958
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: it hit me. I was just out. And the next

959
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: day she's like, do you want there's still like half

960
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: of your extinguisher, it says on the meter, and I'm

961
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: like no. I ordered another one in Amazon over coffee.

962
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm good.

963
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 4: But it was from zero, super peaceful chill night into

964
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 4: backdraft in the rain and then instantly sleepville.

965
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: It was a pretty fun.

966
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 5: Of course, your body was just like so different, though.

967
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 6: I would just be like, I'm so sorry, I can't

968
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 6: help right now. Ordinarily I never do this type of thing.

969
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 5: I'd love to help your house fire.

970
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 6: I really my night, I'm having an internal evening. I

971
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 6: am journeyings a therapy night for me.

972
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 5: Sweet.

973
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 6: I actually did more edibles than I've ever done at

974
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 6: your house, Scottie, at your Halloween party some time ago.

975
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 6: Hurt and I that Halloween were Moby Dick. So I

976
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 6: was Moby the musician and I was a giant. It's

977
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 6: a six foot four Dick and I had the most

978
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 6: terrifying trip of my motherfucking life as a holy person.

979
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 5: I kept looking up much like a very.

980
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 6: Realistic in suit six foot four penis, and I was like, ah,

981
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 6: And it was that thing where time was moving so slowly,

982
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 6: that's so panicked, and you're so and you're like the

983
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 6: world's against you, the world's against you, the world.

984
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 5: Your husband's a dick. Your husband's like really a big,

985
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 5: scary bany dick.

986
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: And also that was the night that that was the

987
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: night that you had a car parked with a skeleton

988
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 2: in the driver's seat and there was a lot of

989
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 2: smoke or.

990
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: Like a lot of Yeah, we had a smoke machine

991
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: and a fog and a light machine in there, so

992
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: it looked like, yeah, it's an old vintage car. That party.

993
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: Those there were three years in a row that I

994
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: did those and that one. But I laren you hung

995
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: tight until like a hundred people rolled up and then

996
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 1: it was like a hundred adults that I didn't even

997
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: know yet. And I would always say, do not wear costumes,

998
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: and then that just makes people wear costumes. But you

999
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: you hung tight, and then it got and then it

1000
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: were real weird.

1001
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I remained high for like three days.

1002
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 2: Yes, Lauren's body processes drugs in a much different way

1003
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: than fortunate.

1004
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Sounds interesting.

1005
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 4: Okay, Doky, here's one for you please do. This was

1006
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 4: writ in by Beautiful Bananamals Sean Farnham. Sean, thank you

1007
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 4: so much for contributing to.

1008
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: A New Year. To Sean, this was in The New Zealand.

1009
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: Harold so nzhrold dot en z gotta go to New Zealand.

1010
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 4: Our three year plan for Bananas Kurt has to be

1011
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 4: to do an Australia show and a New Zealand show.

1012
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: We have a great to do it. It would be great.

1013
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: There will be five people at the New Zealand show

1014
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: and there will be so happy.

1015
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 5: I know two people from New Zealand now and I

1016
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 5: love them both dearly.

1017
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be amazing love them.

1018
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: And this was written by Jeeh Tan. I believe it's

1019
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: g y g Tan.

1020
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 4: Sorry about that if I pronounced your name wrong and

1021
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 4: you listen to this podcast. In New Zealand, man poses

1022
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 4: as an attractive blonde and convinces a police officer to

1023
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 4: hand over his patrol car as a young man.

1024
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: I mean, jeez, that's incredible.

1025
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 4: A young man's fake tender persona of an attractive blonde

1026
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 4: woman was so convincing he managed to persuade an active

1027
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 4: police officer to hand over his patrol car and a

1028
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 4: body armor vest.

1029
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 5: Wow, everyone in this story is upsetting.

1030
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: I want to say that right off the bat.

1031
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm waiting for the details, but all of

1032
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 5: it is us. We're a little worried about.

1033
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm worried about every single person evolved here.

1034
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: This is not my neighbor Sam Tyler, who lit his

1035
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: house on fire. This is Tyler Tata, a twenty three

1036
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: year old long who is long fascinated with the police,

1037
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: who used car, who used the car and the vest

1038
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: in an elaborate sex money scam, swindling tens of thousands

1039
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: of dollars in total victims.

1040
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,959
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to do the entire story because

1041
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 4: it's really long, But what that means is he took

1042
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 4: photos of himself, both as a man and as a woman,

1043
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 4: wearing the body armor vest it with the police car,

1044
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 4: in the police car, around the police car, and.

1045
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 1: Then other people. He convinced them.

1046
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: He was a cop because he had convinced so he

1047
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: convinced a cop that he was a woman, got him

1048
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 2: to give the woman but him, yes, the police a

1049
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 2: police car, which things must be different in New Zealand

1050
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: where like police cars if they're out and about.

1051
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 4: I will explain how he got the cop car, but

1052
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 4: I won't go into the sex scale of money stuff

1053
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 4: with him because but basically he pretended to be a

1054
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 4: cop using these things like props and costuming.

1055
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: Crazy. So here we go, including the people he swindled.

1056
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 4: He swindled them out of iPhones, won a car, and

1057
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: at least one case he had sex with a man,

1058
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 4: though he claimed he was not gay. Court documents tell

1059
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: the story of an easily boardman skilled at using superficial

1060
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 4: charm to de seit and create chaoss, so suppression orders

1061
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 4: onto Terror's identity were and file were lifted this week,

1062
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 4: shedding light on a spree of lives and deception from

1063
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 4: January twenty twenty until his rest. His arrest in March

1064
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 4: of this year, using photos stolen from a former policewoman

1065
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:29,240
Speaker 4: social media, including her uniform, he created a Tinder profile

1066
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 4: of an alluring blonde called.

1067
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: Tory and who became Tori.

1068
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 4: Called Tory and started messaging the second victim, an active

1069
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 4: police officer called mister l. In early October twenty twenty,

1070
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 4: Tory told mister L she was working in an anti

1071
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 4: corruption operation and needed his help to plant a listening

1072
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 4: device in a police car. So on November eleventh, twenty twenty,

1073
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 4: brought a marked police patrol vehicle to Auckland and handed

1074
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: it over to Tara, thinking he was Tory's colleague.

1075
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 5: Oh shit, oh so he oh.

1076
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this changes everything, changes everything. So it wasn't

1077
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: that this police officer was trying to bone a hot blonde.

1078
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 5: No, he thought it was a colleague.

1079
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 2: He thought it was another cop.

1080
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: Correct and then but but they were all all the

1081
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: messages were coming over tender over tender and posing as a.

1082
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 2: Hot blonde, but a hot blonde who wasn't and who

1083
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 2: was also trutually.

1084
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 6: A real police officer. Though right he stole the pictures

1085
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 6: of a real person.

1086
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Correct, that's rightly, pretty.

1087
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 2: Good, deeper and weirder than all that I could have

1088
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 2: ever anticipated.

1089
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: Okay, man, that's what Bernieaner is after Dirk is Tara

1090
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: had the car for about four hours the first time,

1091
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: and managed to get the police car second time. Later

1092
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: in the same month.

1093
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 4: How Tory told mister L the listening advice did not work,

1094
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 4: and they just needed the car again.

1095
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: Later that month, mister L he uses the.

1096
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 5: Car and goes and does criminal activity.

1097
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 4: He was driving around and taking photos of himself in it,

1098
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 4: taking photos with it. He was taking photos that he

1099
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 4: later used to scam other people, saying he was a cop.

1100
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 5: Got it.

1101
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: But here, oh, here's my question. So when the cop

1102
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 2: drops off the car and the hot is not there,

1103
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 2: what happens. He's just like, Oh, I'm Brian. Jenny told

1104
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 2: me to pick up the.

1105
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: Car for her. Yeah, something like that.

1106
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 4: I'm his colleague, and I'm gonna wire this up with

1107
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 4: a listening device. Later that month, mister L handed over

1108
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 4: his spare body armor vest, again under the ruse that

1109
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 4: Tory's undercover work to insert a listening device in it

1110
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 4: for placement at a police station was enough to convince

1111
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 4: the man. Like earlier victims, mister L was scammed into

1112
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 4: buying an iPhone twelve for Tory. Oh my god, who

1113
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 4: said her wealthy father's board members did not want her

1114
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 4: to have a personal phone or social media for fear

1115
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 4: of getting hacked. These are just solid lized, just such

1116
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 4: a good, terrible liar.

1117
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: It's wild to Tara returned the police car, but not

1118
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:18,439
Speaker 1: the vest. Much later, he told police after his arrest

1119
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: that getting the patrol car was quote worth it for

1120
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: the thrill of driving a holden commodore, which to Americans

1121
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: means absolutely nothing. Hold commodor No.

1122
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 4: I guess that's like a Chevy Caprice Classic or something.

1123
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 4: To Tara admitted to eleven other charges, six of obtaining

1124
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 4: by deception, which is a great charge, six obtaining by

1125
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 4: deception charges, three for impersonating police, and two for possessing

1126
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 4: police property. He was sentenced to three years and two

1127
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 4: months in jail on eight charges in July.

1128
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: Wow, wowity wild, that is so wild.

1129
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, did you guys watch that documentary about the the

1130
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 6: Vegan Restaurant?

1131
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 5: Oh, wasn't it so good?

1132
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 6: And all these they all these types of stories have

1133
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 6: that thing where when you hear the headline, you're like,

1134
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 6: whoa what an idiot? That doesn't make what what's going

1135
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 6: on here? And then you listen and you realize that

1136
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 6: the strategies these people use are all the same.

1137
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and and it you kind of get it. It works.

1138
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 5: I mean, they find out your vulnerability and then they

1139
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 5: just fucking work it.

1140
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 6: I mean they Yeah, there is always a moment where

1141
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 6: you're like, well, I wouldn't have done that, but but

1142
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 6: I get it. Yeah, and I have a feeling that's

1143
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 6: what's happening here. I think this person is is a

1144
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 6: really smart manipulator.

1145
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

1146
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 2: Also the idea that hey, I need to put some

1147
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 2: listening devices into body armor because I'm spying on police officers.

1148
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: I love like that, right, It's just like it's just

1149
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 2: complicated enough there were It's just like, yeah, of course

1150
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: I can't go to my to my department because they'll

1151
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 2: know that I'm going to put listening devices on their

1152
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 2: body armor. So I need somebody else from some other

1153
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: department to give me their body arm.

1154
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: Or isn't it funny that disguises work in twenty twenty three?

1155
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy just pretending to be somebody else or

1156
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: just a uniform sitting in a cop car? Yeah? It

1157
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: all at social media. It's like, yeah, you google somebody

1158
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: as soon as you're going to go to date with them,

1159
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, they're in a cop car, they must

1160
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: be a cop. Oh they're holding a fish, they must

1161
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: be a fisherman. Like it's so funny that, like if

1162
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: you just put on the right disguise, people believe it.

1163
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 2: That's why I always dress up as a fisherman when

1164
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 2: I go to restaurants, because they give me the best seats.

1165
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, this fisherman's here, he's gonna know if

1166
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 2: our if our food's good.

1167
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: I thought you were. They give me the best fish.

1168
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: You just said, the best seats.

1169
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: A suing you like in a range jack your ray

1170
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: jacket red half fish sticks ninety degrees.

1171
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 5: At la oh here it cobs Gordon Booth. Please.

1172
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: I like laughing too much, Like I got I couldn't

1173
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: even work in sound apartment and shows like if I

1174
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: was in disguise trying to be somebody else, I would

1175
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: just break so much because whenever anything was funny, I

1176
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: would just start laughing. I would blow it. I'd be

1177
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: terrible at it.

1178
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 5: Speaking of that, do.

1179
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 2: You have a story or should I hop right into

1180
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 2: this next story?

1181
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to do, Here we go.

1182
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 2: I'm excited about this one. I've been holding on to

1183
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 2: this one.

1184
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 5: Oh boy, oddball six foot lops to Mickey statue returns

1185
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 5: to Boston.

1186
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 2: What yes, this is from this is from the ap.

1187
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: That's real I've heard, and I bet they're so good.

1188
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: I bet they're so good.

1189
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 2: It's not written by anyone hear ring an ap staff

1190
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 2: a long forgotten and somewhat unsettling, and it is fucking

1191
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: for real. And statue of Mickey Mouse with giant lobster

1192
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 2: claws freeans fround its way back to Boston. The seven

1193
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 2: hundred pounds statue was last seen in the city nearly

1194
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: two decades ago at Quincy Mocket, where it entertained tourists

1195
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 2: and shoppers before slipping out of sight and into city

1196
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 2: lore after it was sold in two thousand and five

1197
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 2: at an auction organized by Disney. In the interim, references

1198
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 2: to the six foot tall laps to Mickey appeared on

1199
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: app lis Obscura, a website for oddball landmarks, to Pinnead

1200
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 2: I love at lis Obscura. Still statue itself, one of

1201
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 2: seventy five Mickey Mouse inspired sculptures commissioned by Disney for

1202
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 2: the cartoon characters seventy fifth anniversary, remain elusive. That's until

1203
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 2: Dion Point, a creative director for the Boston Sneaker Store Concepts,

1204
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 2: began fixated on tracking down the creation. Concepts collaborates with

1205
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: Nick Nike on a line I was gonna say nicky

1206
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 2: because it's can lobster themed sneakers.

1207
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 5: Lobster themed sneaker.

1208
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: Who knows Baby Point told The Boston Globe that he

1209
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 2: spent five years, five years following online threads before finally

1210
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 2: spotting a listing for the mouse slash crustacean relic on eBay.

1211
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 2: The statue had found its way, as all good things do,

1212
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 2: to a New Jersey lawn, but it was in need

1213
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 2: of some repairs. It was just colored, split in sections,

1214
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 2: and its concrete foundation had begun to crumble. Point hired

1215
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: a local artist refurbished the paint statue and repaint the

1216
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 2: statue the day before Halloween. Lopstom Makes You made its

1217
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 2: second public debut in the city when it was set

1218
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 2: up in Concepts Newberry Street showroom floor.

1219
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: Quote.

1220
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 5: People were a little terrified.

1221
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: Point.

1222
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 5: As excited as they hoping.

1223
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 2: People think we created this thing, which of course we didn't.

1224
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 6: So let me tell you when it looks so heavy,

1225
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 6: it looks like it like it requires a really massive crane.

1226
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: It is.

1227
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: It's seven hundred pounds. Can you describe it's can you

1228
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 2: describe its its claws?

1229
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: Lord?

1230
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 6: I mean the claus are oversized, like they're not proportional

1231
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 6: to the rest of Mickey's body.

1232
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 5: So that's upsetting. And so one is up.

1233
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 2: This is I think the most upsetting part one is

1234
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:29,439
Speaker 2: up and open. It iss colapstic lobster like he's trying

1235
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 2: to shake your hand with a claw that will hurt you.

1236
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 2: And it's bumpy and irregular shaped like a real and

1237
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 2: then the other one the arm comes out and then

1238
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 2: at a ninety's and it is so fucking upsetting looking.

1239
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 2: It looks like the arms are different lengths as well.

1240
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: And he also is wearing his trademark overalls that looked

1241
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 2: like he has two tits. It is a beautiful and

1242
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 2: amazing statue. I cannot wait to post it. We will Instagram.

1243
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: I want to see it, of course.

1244
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 5: Lobster make lobster Mickey folks.

1245
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that blew up in his face.

1246
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 6: I know, I just I do feel bad for him.

1247
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 6: He was so excited, He worked so hard, he worked

1248
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 6: for years to get that.

1249
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: You know what, Honestly, it's probably the best press Concepts.

1250
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 5: Has ever had. Okay, yeah, sure, associated press, Baby, that's

1251
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 5: a big time.

1252
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: I do wish the owner of Nike's on his deathbitter

1253
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 1: was like it was Nikky all along.

1254
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 2: I felt too embarrassed to say it.

1255
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: It's nicky.

1256
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 5: And I want to just doink it.

1257
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 4: I was town Oh man, I was so. My friend's

1258
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 4: Melissa Norris. You guys have met over the years, the

1259
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 4: really great friends. But every year in September in Redondo Beach, California,

1260
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 4: they do lobster Fest every weekend, and it's like twenty

1261
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 4: nine bucks. You get a lobster, you get you get corn,

1262
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 4: you get potatoes, you get all the stuff.

1263
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: Basically, go down and drink beer and eat lobster.

1264
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 5: And it's so m that sounds really great.

1265
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: I want to shre Oh yeah, we'll go. It's so fun.

1266
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 4: It's really good also, and so one I get the call, hey,

1267
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 4: we're going to lobster Fest coming down. We go down

1268
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 4: and these days always turn into bigger days where we

1269
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 4: swim in the ocean, we do all this fun shit.

1270
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: We drink a lot.

1271
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 4: There have been many hotels rented at late at night

1272
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 4: after Lopsterfest. There is lobster Festdna Bee so in the

1273
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 4: marina there's a seafood place and it's really really awesome.

1274
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: And so I go down there and nobody else comes.

1275
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: It's just the three of us, but that's fine. We're

1276
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: like old buddies and we're like, let's do it. And

1277
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: then we go to Old Tony's on the pier in Redondo,

1278
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 1: which is probably the number one bar in America. It's

1279
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: one of the greatest barts I've ever been to.

1280
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 2: I've heard you talk about it, and I want to go.

1281
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: It's sensation.

1282
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 4: So you have to walk up upstairs and then it's

1283
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 4: like an octagon of plexiglass, probably sixty feet in the air,

1284
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 4: but on a pier above the ocean and Redondo, so

1285
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 4: you have a full view three hundred and sixty degrees

1286
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 4: of the beach on both sides the ocean.

1287
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: It's so fun. The boardwalk. So we're sitting there and

1288
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: Melissa goes, are you single? I was like yeah, and

1289
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: she goes, I want to set you up with my

1290
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: friend Corey, and Norris goes no, and she goes what

1291
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: she goes? I was like, well, who's Corey? And she goes,

1292
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: I just worked with Corey on a show. She's in wardrobe.

1293
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: She's really nice, she's really cute, she's really good. Like,

1294
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: I just think you too, get along And Norris is like, no,

1295
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: absolutely not, no offense Scottie, but Corey is like pristine

1296
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: and sterling, and like, no way, you're not dating her.

1297
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: This is just to meet this person that I've never

1298
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: met before. And I was like, I can't even go

1299
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: on a date with her. He's like, no, don't set

1300
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: him up.

1301
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 4: No, And Melissa's like all right, dude, Like all right,

1302
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 4: He's like, no offense, man, but it's just like you can't.

1303
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 5: People always say no offense right before they offense.

1304
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And so I was like, all right, So

1305
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: that we drink for nine more hours or whatever. And

1306
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: then like two years ago by maybe a year goes

1307
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: by and we're all hanging out and totally different situation,

1308
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: but the Melissa Norris are there, and Melissa says something like, hey, Norris,

1309
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: remember when you wouldn't let Scotty go on a date

1310
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: with Corey? And he goes, who is Cory?

1311
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 6: No?

1312
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 5: No, no, for real, that's the funny. It's just totally

1313
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 5: fucking with you time.

1314
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: I had no idea what it was. No offense, Yeah,

1315
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: me too, And I met Corey in between then and

1316
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 1: we're like we became great friends and stuff. But it

1317
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: was so funny. You just had no idea who she

1318
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: was talk about who is Corey?

1319
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny.

1320
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 6: I love.

1321
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 2: I love both of them so much.

1322
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 5: Was so funny.

1323
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: Remember when you wouldn't let them hang out together? Remember

1324
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: Scotty couldn't go on a date with Corey? Who is Cory?

1325
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: Who are we even talking about? Who is this mythological

1326
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: creature that we're calling Cory now? But I've never heard

1327
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: of it this and I was like, well, there you go.

1328
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 1: That's good to know. So it really just means you

1329
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: didn't think much of me at the side. But that's

1330
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 1: all right. That makes so much what I want to

1331
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: eat lobster, lobsters.

1332
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 2: I would literally I feel like every time I eat lobster,

1333
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 2: I get a piece of the the shell in the meat,

1334
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 2: and it feels like I'm going to break a tooth

1335
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 2: every single.

1336
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: Stuck in your Oh yeah, well that's because we yes. Also,

1337
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 1: when you and I are drink, we eat like dogs

1338
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:57,439
Speaker 1: at their last meal.

1339
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 2: Don't say that.

1340
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: Laurd's been saying that you can't you did, Yeah, you

1341
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: can't really tell me.

1342
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 2: That's the worst feeling.

1343
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 5: Okay, I have a tooth story, guys, Oh yeah, you do?

1344
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: Is it Corey? I have a tooth named Corey?

1345
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 5: You can't date her, no offense.

1346
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: No, she's pristine, You're dirt ball.

1347
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 5: Okay, So it goes it sort of.

1348
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 6: Is connected to my shooting my pants story and I'll

1349
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 6: just like I'm gonna I'm gonna lean in here, guys.

1350
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 6: So so it was right after I had Olive, things

1351
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 6: kind of went from bad to worse for me.

1352
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 5: And there was this, like there was this.

1353
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 6: I mean, in general, I had had, you know, a

1354
01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 6: pregnancy I didn't love, and then was postpartum and filled

1355
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 6: with rage and uh and and Kurt had to go

1356
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 6: away a fair amount because he was like booking work

1357
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 6: away and I was just like beside myself with rage

1358
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 6: that I was left alone.

1359
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 5: And and and we you know, we're.

1360
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 2: This is all worked out and in.

1361
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 6: The in hindsight's twenty twenty, right, like I'm very happy

1362
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 6: and grateful for him and was at the time but

1363
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 6: also filled with rage.

1364
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 5: So also filled with rape.

1365
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,720
Speaker 6: But there was this there was a short period of

1366
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 6: time where three things happened. One Olive was having some

1367
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 6: kind of and and I am just gonna like go

1368
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,560
Speaker 6: for it and be People might want to puke, Like

1369
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 6: if you're eating, don't you might put down your face

1370
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 6: so she had a reaction to what I was eating

1371
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 6: because I was breastfeeding her at the time, and so

1372
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:57,560
Speaker 6: she just had like the gnarliest, greenest poop and and

1373
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 6: it's very common, but I had to normal, you know,

1374
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 6: like clean out her baby vagina.

1375
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 5: Of course you do out of it, right, So there

1376
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 5: was that happening.

1377
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 6: Then I myself got my first postpartum period, which I'm

1378
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 6: not going to go into it.

1379
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 5: It's not fun.

1380
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 6: If you've been there before and you've had your first

1381
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 6: postpartum period. I got it way early and it's not

1382
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 6: fun and it's dark. So I was dealing with my

1383
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 6: own vagina, so I'm doing my daughter's.

1384
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 1: Vagina experience that and that's tough for me in my

1385
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:24,680
Speaker 1: own way too.

1386
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 6: So I mean, we can dive deep into this later, Scott,

1387
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 6: if you really want to just know more about being alive.

1388
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 6: It's upsetting. So so her vagina by vagina. And then

1389
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:43,280
Speaker 6: and then Zelda, our dog, got a yeast infection. I

1390
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 6: didn't know a dog could get a east Me neither. Yeah,

1391
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 6: but she was having a real hard time and so

1392
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 6: there were a couple of things I had to do.

1393
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 2: Twice at some stuff for it.

1394
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,679
Speaker 6: There's a medication that you first supplied their two levels.

1395
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,759
Speaker 6: Like first you like had to find her dog vagina

1396
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 6: and a hair. You applied one, and then you had

1397
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,599
Speaker 6: to open her little lead dog vagina like the next

1398
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 6: link dog volva, Yeah, and put a powder so you had.

1399
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 2: To wipe it with like what looked like a Noxima pad, yes,

1400
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 2: and then absolutely what looked like cocaine on your finger

1401
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,600
Speaker 2: and jam it into the vagina.

1402
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: It was a fucking crazy twitches for.

1403
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 6: I have told people this story and they're like, uh,

1404
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 6: that would have been a hard no for me, And

1405
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 6: I agree it would have been a hard no.

1406
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,759
Speaker 5: But I was going through this anxiety of like, Zelda

1407
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 5: feels replaced by the baby, and I was in a

1408
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 5: weird place, guys. But so I was committed to helping

1409
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 5: the dogs, helping.

1410
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,560
Speaker 6: My dog's vagina and my daughter's vagina, and I was

1411
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 6: elbowed deep in vaginas.

1412
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:53,000
Speaker 1: I get it. It's worse if somebody's given you a

1413
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: hard yes about this story. That's the person you don't

1414
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,680
Speaker 1: send a Christmas card to every year. If they're like,

1415
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 1: go on, are more prints? Sounds cool.

1416
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 6: And so, but I kind of had a light at

1417
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 6: the end of the tunnel for all this and if

1418
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 6: anybody has gone through a period where like, well I

1419
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 6: just have to get through this and then I'll have that,

1420
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 6: you know, you sort of set up these rewards systems

1421
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 6: where it's like, absolutely, this will be my first night

1422
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 6: out since having a kid. And we were going to

1423
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 6: go to the premiere for the Big Sick Witch. Kirt

1424
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 6: was in Our Good Buddies wrote and it's the life story.

1425
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 6: So so I was really excited for this party because

1426
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 6: I was really sort of I was just putting along

1427
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 6: a lot on that. It was a fun night, right,

1428
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 6: and you know when you when you haven't had fun.

1429
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 5: In years, and you're like.

1430
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 6: I just had my ship lined up, Like I like,

1431
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 6: I went the runway, I had a dress. I was

1432
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 6: like gonna get my hair blown out.

1433
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we like walked the we walked the red carpet.

1434
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.

1435
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 6: But I was like, I'm telling you, I was prepping

1436
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 6: for this and I was looking forward to this night

1437
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 6: yeah so long, just because I'm elbowed even vaginas, you know,

1438
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 6: I was like really coming from not even just human vaginas, yeah,

1439
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 6: every variety, and so everything was arranged, everything was planned.

1440
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 6: I felt really good about myself. I had like a

1441
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 6: sitter coming and I had pumped and I had my

1442
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,680
Speaker 6: pump packed and all the stuff, and.

1443
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 5: It was about, yeah, a blue dress on. I had

1444
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 5: a blue dress on, thank you.

1445
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 6: I I uh, about forty five minutes before the car

1446
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 6: was gonna get there, which was fun because there was

1447
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 6: a car.

1448
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 5: I mean, when does that ever happen?

1449
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? Literally never.

1450
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 6: I took a little break to eat a kind bar. No,

1451
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 6: and I bit into a kind bar and my tooth

1452
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 6: fell off.

1453
01:12:55,640 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding? A front tooth, my.

1454
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,040
Speaker 6: One of the two friends teeth fell off, and it's

1455
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:06,760
Speaker 6: a it's a cap from a long time ago, and

1456
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 6: so when it falls off, there's just this tiny little stub.

1457
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 1: Oh no.

1458
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,640
Speaker 5: And I was just like no, no, no, no, no,

1459
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 5: no no. And you couldn't pretend like, could I do

1460
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 5: the evening without? Dude?

1461
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 2: Oh I can. I never smile for all the photos

1462
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 2: that are about to really don't get Oh, Kurt, your

1463
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 2: wife looks so supportive of you being in this film.

1464
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: Congratulations. Oh let's see those pretty white teeth. Kurt's wife just.

1465
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,879
Speaker 5: Not one smile, just all all scowls.

1466
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: Unimpressed.

1467
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 6: I called my dentist and she was like, I'm not

1468
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,599
Speaker 6: in the the office, which was walking distance from where

1469
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 6: I live. She's in North Hollywood, which, like North Hollywood

1470
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,599
Speaker 6: is so much farther away than it's like not that's

1471
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:02,719
Speaker 6: not really close to Hollywood. And so I threw olive

1472
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 6: in the car, and obviously I didn't know where it

1473
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 6: was going. So I parked like so far from where

1474
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 6: I needed to actually be, and I had one of

1475
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 6: those you know how the babies are in their car.

1476
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 5: You were like you were doing prep stuff. You were

1477
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 5: not even sight you were nowhere near.

1478
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I had that thing that you put on

1479
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 6: your elbow that's so heavy, that's like it's the car seat,

1480
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 6: but it's the baby, and it weighs a lot.

1481
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 5: It's like fifty pounds.

1482
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,879
Speaker 6: And I'm crossing four six panes of traffic, just like toothless,

1483
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,440
Speaker 6: just begging.

1484
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: For something on. I have it, I have it.

1485
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 5: You're holding it, and yeah, like ran in breathless, just

1486
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:49,720
Speaker 5: like you gotta it. Glue it on. I have a

1487
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 5: dress from round the runway. I have a girl, and

1488
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,600
Speaker 5: she did. She glued it on, and I made it

1489
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 5: on time and made it.

1490
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you told me either, And I did

1491
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: I didn't notice, so job well done to that doctor.

1492
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 5: It was a great It was a great night. Yeah,

1493
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 5: I will. I was like, I will not miss this.

1494
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 1: Motherfucking that was a great night. Everybody looked great.

1495
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 5: Man.

1496
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: You never know, we're also but just putting on faces

1497
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: and showing up and being in great moves exactly. I

1498
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 1: have no idea. Yeah, did you have to go back

1499
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: and get it refixed after that? Was that like?

1500
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:26,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was a temporary Yeah. Yeah, she was

1501
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 5: wonderful though.

1502
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, that's harrowing. Did you enjoy the movie?

1503
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 1: Were you so relieved to be at the arc light

1504
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 1: at that point that you were like, I did it,

1505
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 1: I made it. I'm free for a moment.

1506
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 2: It was kind of weird because it was like the

1507
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 2: first time we were out with like having a babysitter

1508
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,879
Speaker 2: and being out for the evening.

1509
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great. It was a great night. I

1510
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 6: don't really remember much about it, but yes, it was

1511
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 6: very much like what it was.

1512
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,679
Speaker 1: Your babysitter. Was it Alyssa my friend?

1513
01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:58,640
Speaker 6: No?

1514
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 2: No, damn, I don't know.

1515
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember either, No.

1516
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 2: But I do remember there was a there was a

1517
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,680
Speaker 2: photo booth where you could take a picture with a

1518
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 2: large giraffe. For some reason, it makes no sense, and

1519
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 2: it makes no sense.

1520
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 5: I still doesn't make sense.

1521
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 1: We did it, great giraffe.

1522
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 4: The Yeah movie premiere is the first time you go,

1523
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 4: it's the most exciting thing in the world. Second time

1524
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 4: it's fun, and then after that you only want to

1525
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,679
Speaker 4: go with friends, and then it's like, you enjoy the movie.

1526
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:26,639
Speaker 1: We all love the movie.

1527
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 4: It's fun to wave to everybody over the seats and stuff.

1528
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 4: It's a really cool experience. But then you go to

1529
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 4: the after parties, and if you've been to enough of them,

1530
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 4: they're fine. The fun part is it's an open bar

1531
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:41,040
Speaker 4: and there's usually random, weird food rotating around. Yes, so

1532
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,800
Speaker 4: you're usually pretty hungry because you start yourself to look

1533
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 4: good in your suitor your dress, and so you kind

1534
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 4: of rush to the after party and you go right

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01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,840
Speaker 4: to the bar and order like two of everything, and

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01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 4: then you look for the person carrying like the sliders

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01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 4: on the tray. And so the first twenty minutes of

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01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:59,559
Speaker 4: an after party of a movie premiere is like just hammering, coping,

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01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 4: eating two or three things of food as fast as

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01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:02,920
Speaker 4: you can.

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01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,600
Speaker 1: Then you see the director, you see the writer, you

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01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: see the producer. You see a couple of your friends

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01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: and then you go with your closest friends to a

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01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: different bar, and that's the wine.

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01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,600
Speaker 2: That is the win. I was the last premiere I

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01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 2: was at. It was the Bob's Burger's premiere. And literally

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01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 2: Eugene Merman, as he always does, he found the other

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01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 2: bar at the bar we were at. Yes, so it

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01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,360
Speaker 2: was at like a hotel and he just found the

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01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:32,160
Speaker 2: pool sidebar that was not part of the party.

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01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,240
Speaker 5: Order the pizza, found the best pizza in loss.

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01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:39,160
Speaker 2: Last food, and like and we was just us and

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01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 2: it was not like the craziness of the regular party,

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01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 2: and it was like perfect. I was like, this guy,

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01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 2: he knows how to live. He send us home.

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01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: Let's send us home with just a title. How about that?

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01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,680
Speaker 1: Allow me see if I got a good one.

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01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 2: We go a little long because it's the new year.

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01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 1: Baby, we're just having guys.

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01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 5: What was the name of the rooster from the first

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01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,560
Speaker 5: episode that I did with you?

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01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: Buff Orpington.

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01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 2: Buff or pink good old buff.

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01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 6: Or you thought it was a person. I thought it

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01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 6: was a person to like three days later, Oh yeah,

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01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 6: so did we buff?

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01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:22,840
Speaker 1: Or Oh here we go? It will send this into

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01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,920
Speaker 1: the New Year and on three minisodes. Lauren, thanks for coming.

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01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 5: Back on, but thank you for having me.

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01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,559
Speaker 2: Scott, he's in twenty twenty three, just riding to Bob

1571
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 2: Sled the whole I hope.

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01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, well this airs you are on a Bob Sled.

1573
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm currently screaming downhill behind the Silver Medal Middle East.

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01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:46,280
Speaker 1: That's where we are. I'm that drunk. Uh Andy Applegate

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01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: sent this in world's first Ohio man diagnosed with whistling

1576
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: scrotum after two year battle with hissing noise coming from

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01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:56,559
Speaker 1: his balls.

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01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 2: No, what whistlings are?

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01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 1: Give me this?

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01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:01,599
Speaker 2: I cannot believe.

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01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh you want to hear more? I thought we were going.

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01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,760
Speaker 5: I gotta have it. I know I have to hear

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01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 5: a little news hub.

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01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: Dot co dot New Zealand written by somebody, a New

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01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,679
Speaker 1: Zealand story. Well it comes here.

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01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,880
Speaker 4: A man in Ohio had both of his testicles removed

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01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 4: after he discovered they were making hissing noise.

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01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:25,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure it sucked. Also hilarious, maybe not the

1589
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:30,759
Speaker 1: name man. Yeah, the unnamed man went to a hospital

1590
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 1: complaining of discomfort and noise coming from his testicles.

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01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 5: While they're talking. I love, I love how many weeks.

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01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: He was like, is it outside, yeah, hold on taking

1593
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: a ranch. Saw all the pipes under this thing.

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01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 2: I remember I did the find my Phone thing recently,

1595
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,160
Speaker 2: and I was walking into every room.

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01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 5: I was like, it's in here.

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01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 2: And then I walk in another room, like it's in here,

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01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,720
Speaker 2: and it was in my back pop and I like

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01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 2: just kept it took me like fifteen minutes. I walked

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01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 2: into every room. I would hit the button. I'd be like,

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01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,600
Speaker 2: it sounds like it's in here, though, and then I

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01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,000
Speaker 2: couldn't find it. I would walk in it.

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01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:12,000
Speaker 5: It was in my back back. That guy definitely was

1604
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 5: just like, where is.

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01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 2: This whistling coming from?

1606
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:19,600
Speaker 1: Ooh bye? I wish it was whistling testicles.

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01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 4: The man went to the hospital completing a discomfort and

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01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 4: noise coming from his testicle. Scans at the hospital revealed

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01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,720
Speaker 4: the man's lungs had filled up with too much air,

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01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 4: and doctors had to put two plastic tubes into his

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01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,360
Speaker 4: throat to drain the excess air. The man was released

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01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 4: from the hospital three days later, but had pain and

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01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 4: his scrotam and abdomen.

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01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 1: For two more years.

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01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:43,280
Speaker 1: An open wound from an earlier testical surgery is found

1617
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: to be the source of the man's discomfort, and the

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01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 1: whistling waist was coming from the scrotum.

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01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 5: It was air in his chest exiting through his scrotum.

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01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 4: Because he just coming in through It was coming in

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01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 4: through his scrotum and also out of his scrotum.

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01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 5: Oh, you know, like he was breathing through his balls.

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01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:00,879
Speaker 1: That's a minding.

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01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 6: Uh.

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01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 1: Doctors had to remove both the man's testicles, very sad

1626
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: to try to remove his problem, but they weren't sure

1627
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,080
Speaker 1: if it worked. Uh. The medical term for the man's

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01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 1: condition is known as neumo's scrotum numas. Scrotium is a

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01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 1: term describe the presence of air within the scrota, which

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01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,120
Speaker 1: includes scrotle emphysema.

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01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:25,960
Speaker 2: That's that's hum like p n eu m O right, yeah,

1632
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,719
Speaker 2: but why am I laughing?

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01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:31,760
Speaker 1: Uh? It's this is the line that made me put

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01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 1: it in. Doctor brand Bickford, who contributed to the Journal

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01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 1: of Case Reports, wrote an article on the hissing saying

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01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: it's unclear if the removal of the testicles helped the

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01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 1: man's condition or not. I should not be laughing at this.

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01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,120
Speaker 1: That is what I thought.

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01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:49,599
Speaker 5: That was like the first thing I was gonna say,

1640
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 5: just like stitch up the whole. Oh why do we

1641
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:54,560
Speaker 5: got to remove all the testicles?

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01:21:55,000 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: Oh boy, they didn't need to do enough. Well find

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01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,639
Speaker 1: out if a more favorable outcome will ever be known.

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01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:09,320
Speaker 1: Since this guy is the week he needs your banana

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01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 1: of the week.

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01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:15,680
Speaker 2: Well well, thanks, thank you folks for joining us on this.

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01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:20,000
Speaker 2: I think it's the fifth of January right now something.

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01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us, Lauren, what a delight to

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01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:23,640
Speaker 2: have you.

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01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,560
Speaker 5: Delight to be here. Thanks for having me.

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01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 1: Guys great join us in saying bananas on the countdown

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01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 1: three two one. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,280
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 5: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Miller.

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01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgarriff and

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01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,639
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.