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Speaker 1: It's another jubil the twenties. I'm moving five the hotel.

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Speaker 1: This is Dan speaking. How many help you? Well, hello there,

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Speaker 1: young man, Hello there, sir. My name is Frank and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be staying at your hotel in the

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Speaker 1: very near future, and I have a few questions. Oh,

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Speaker 1: of course, what can I help you with? First of all,

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Speaker 1: what time is it right now? Well, sir, we're on

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Speaker 1: the East Coast time, so it kind of depends on

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Speaker 1: where you're calling. So okay, I saw you're on East

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Speaker 1: Coast time. That is correct. Where are you calling from?

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Speaker 1: So you know, I find time zones fascinating now you yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they can They can be sterly confusing. Do you know

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Speaker 1: that Putin killed a number of time zones back in

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Speaker 1: Russia years ago? I did not realize that Putin killed

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Speaker 1: some time zones. They're used to have sixteen or so,

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Speaker 1: but now only eleven, and that is still leading the

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Speaker 1: world in time zones. Can you believe that? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: did not know that. Can you believe it? Yeah? That's

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Speaker 1: that's interesting. I did not know that. If we can

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Speaker 1: get back to my question about the hotel, of course,

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Speaker 1: do you have a preferred prostitute service. Um, excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 1: we all because I need to know the time at

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Speaker 1: your hotel to order the prostitutes when they should arrive.

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Speaker 1: The thing about prostitutes is they're very specific on time.

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Speaker 1: You know. I did not know that, sir, and I

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Speaker 1: don't think I can help you with that. I'm sorry. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm not being clear. I'm talking about you know, hookers,

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Speaker 1: I need a few. Yeah, I understand that, sir. I

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Speaker 1: just don't think that it's appropriate for me to be

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Speaker 1: helped you with that that specific issue. You know the

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Speaker 1: hotel I used to range prostitutes for Putin back in

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Speaker 1: the day. I bet you didn't know that. I did

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Speaker 1: not know. That was a tough one with all those

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Speaker 1: time zones. Oh yeah, so they were back to the

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Speaker 1: time zones again. Well okay, as I was saying, prostitutes

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Speaker 1: are very particular about time, Yeah, I can imagine I

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Speaker 1: would call them and they'd say what time is it there?

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Speaker 1: And I don't know that information because of the time zone. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: the current day and when I was working for Putin

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Speaker 1: setting up his prostitutes. It sounds like you've had quite

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Speaker 1: a light there. But is there anything else I can

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Speaker 1: help of the hotel. It was so confusing, right, there

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Speaker 1: were prostitutes showing up all hours of the day and night.

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Speaker 1: One time I found a hooker in the library and

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Speaker 1: I was like, how did you get in here? Because

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Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even know that they read books. Well, well, sir,

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Speaker 1: I would love to talk to you more about your

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Speaker 1: life and the one prostitute. Yeah, And the thing is

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people don't know prostitutes, Avid readers,

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Speaker 1: almost all of them. I did not know that I

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Speaker 1: help you with anything else in terms of the hotel. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, my wife's a prostitute, and yeah, she'll be

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Speaker 1: accompanying me on the trips. So if you'd like a turn,

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Speaker 1: I could be happy to set that up for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, that that won't be necessary. What

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Speaker 1: was your name? What was your name again, sir? My

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Speaker 1: name is Dan, Sir Dan. I'll just send my wife

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Speaker 1: down once I get in, and she'll ask for you

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Speaker 1: at the desk. That is not necessary, sir, that'll be

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Speaker 1: she'll be the one in neglige in probably a book

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Speaker 1: in her hand. Please, Avid reader, please don't. That is

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Speaker 1: completely unnecessary. In fact, I think I would I would

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Speaker 1: get in trouble with here at the hotel, and you

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Speaker 1: sent your your prostitute wife to see the I would

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Speaker 1: really not appreciate it. You'd like to come up to

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Speaker 1: the room. No, I'm absolutely not coming up to your room. Well,

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Speaker 1: because I could just kind of hang out and okay,

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Speaker 1: that's enough for you of the festivities from an office

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Speaker 1: chair in the corner that happening, sir, No, wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: shouting an insult or two at me. That would make

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Speaker 1: the experience better. You know what, I'm feeling very uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: right now, and I think I may have to let

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Speaker 1: you go. Sir. I should maybe let you know before

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Speaker 1: that happens, that your friend Todd wanted me to call

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Speaker 1: you my friend Todd. Yes, you have a friend named Todd, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do have a friend named Todd. But what does

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Speaker 1: he have to do with me. He's big into prostitutes

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Speaker 1: and prank phone calls. Oh, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your friend Todd set you up. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: told me you work at a hotel and every time

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Speaker 1: you get an old person on the phone, they talk forever.

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Speaker 1: So he wanted me to break you will. They have

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Speaker 1: all kinds of stories, interesting ones. I was lost it

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Speaker 1: with the whole prostitutes in the reading books. They love it.

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare is their thing. Week of every morning with five