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Speaker 1: The Nick Agliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikky.

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Speaker 2: Hello, it's me.

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Speaker 3: It's Nicolaser Podcast. Welcome. I'm looking at Brian. You look

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Speaker 3: like you're posing for a mug shot. It's your little days. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you've been working hard. You're here with me and we're together.

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Speaker 3: Brian and I are together on the same tiny couch

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Speaker 3: in Airbnb in West Hills.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful, glorious West Hills, home of the Serenapple Sonoco gas station.

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Speaker 4: Is it really I don't know. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 3: It's it's bleak out here.

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Speaker 4: I don't get it. I mean, this is supposed to

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Speaker 4: be like the fanciest part of LA It's supposed to

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Speaker 4: be a Calabasas, it's near Calabasas, but it just kind

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Speaker 4: of looks like a suburb to me. I'm sure the

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Speaker 4: houses cost like five million dollars Z. But I guess

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Speaker 4: there's a charter.

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Speaker 3: School in the corner out here. That is so it's

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Speaker 3: really far from it's like forty five How long did

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Speaker 3: it take you to get here today from Culver City.

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Speaker 4: It took me about forty five minutes. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 4: get it. Yeah, you think it'd be by the beach,

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Speaker 4: you think it'd be somewhere where people would recreate, but

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Speaker 4: instead it's just up in the mountains. It's hot out here,

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Speaker 4: it dries, it's nothing around sad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I'm saying, and such a crap. Shoot you

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Speaker 3: have land if you don't have and all, you know,

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Speaker 3: that's right. I think Whitney lives out here, or like

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Speaker 3: Tomster Girl. Whenever I would do a podcast of someone

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Speaker 3: with millions and millions and millions of dollars, like Rogan,

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Speaker 3: it was always driving out.

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Speaker 4: Well, I want to see where they're living because I'm

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Speaker 4: sure that it's I mean, this to me just looks

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Speaker 4: like this could be when I grew up, except without

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Speaker 4: the palm trees.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is worse than where I grew up. It

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Speaker 3: is worse. Is this? What was that The Kardashians don't

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Speaker 3: they live in Like, yeah, they live in Calabasas. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's I think they made this place kind of cool.

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Speaker 3: At least that was the first time I'd ever heard

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Speaker 3: of it. Anyway, I'm here for a show. Brian is

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Speaker 3: working with me on the show, so we're both You're

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Speaker 3: commuting every day, like, yes, it's gonna be insane in

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Speaker 3: our shooting times. Sorry, secret show. Can't say the name,

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Speaker 3: but the shooting times are from three to three Are

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Speaker 3: you aware of that?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm aware.

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Speaker 3: Three pm to three am wow, Sunday through Thursday. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: And I didn't realize I could have kept working on

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Speaker 3: the road. I'm glad I did it because I would

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Speaker 3: have done it and it died. Yeah, Like I could

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Speaker 3: have done it Saturday nights. I would have passed away.

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Speaker 3: But I am already booked up. And if you're in

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Speaker 3: the LA area, I'm going to be doing sets every

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Speaker 3: single Friday and Saturday, and I will pass away at

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Speaker 3: one of those shows on the day's hair in like

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Speaker 3: four weeks. When it all to me and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 2: Why are you doing.

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Speaker 5: This to me?

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Speaker 3: And they're like, you asked us for a set, That's

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Speaker 3: when I'll pass away.

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Speaker 4: But when you have a breakway when you ask for

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Speaker 4: a set and then you just don't want to do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to do anything I ever do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm unhappy with all of my life's decisions.

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Speaker 3: I mean, isn't like I dread everything and then I

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Speaker 3: do it and I'm like happy, But I'm always I

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Speaker 3: feel like even Taylor Swift shows, do your horn hong.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I go to those shows, I'm the anticipation is

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Speaker 3: always better than no. The thing is great, but the anticipation.

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Speaker 3: Like I've always said, I like Christmas Eve. I don't

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Speaker 3: like Christmas. I like May thirty first. I don't like

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Speaker 3: June first, that's my birthday. I don't I want Tomber

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Speaker 4: There's too much pressure. I think you got to figure

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Speaker 4: out what you're going to do, so every year for.

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Speaker 3: When you were saying, I bet that was a nightmare, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's a nightmare. There was a one year that Zoey

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Speaker 4: Deschanel did a duet with I think it was Joseph

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Speaker 4: Gordon Levit or something. Oh yeah, what are you going

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Speaker 4: to do on New Year's Eve?

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Speaker 2: That old What are you gonna do around New Year's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good. And it made me so sad

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot. And then you got to kiss someone.

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Speaker 3: It's all the things.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah that. Where did they add that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know who added that, but yeah, I think

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Speaker 3: I only did that once and then now I do

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Speaker 3: when I'm with my partner. But yeah, Reagan Ronald, he

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Speaker 3: did it. So we're Are you ready to embark on

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Speaker 3: this journey?

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: To do anything life of show business.

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Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, I've been languishing.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 4: It was a word that became popularized during the pandemic

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Speaker 4: because many people were languishing. It's this idea that there's

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Speaker 4: articles written about it in the publications. Wow, yeah, I

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Speaker 4: was languishing. It's just like this feeling. Do you guys

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Speaker 4: know what languishing is.

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Speaker 3: It's languid. It feels like what you do when you're

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Speaker 3: like in a uh, you're depressed and you're stuck and

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Speaker 3: you can't You're just like it's waiting.

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Speaker 4: It's like nothing bad's happening, and you don't really feel

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Speaker 4: that bad, but you don't feel good. You don't feel someone.

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Speaker 3: Look up the definition of language.

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Speaker 4: Please it don't feel anything.

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Speaker 1: It sounds also like a procedure that a woman would

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Speaker 1: do if she was like not feeling fresh. Like it's

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Speaker 1: almost like doucheing. It's like I have to languish really quick, yes,

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Speaker 1: like a quick rinse something. But yeah, languishing sounds like

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Speaker 1: you're meandering through two different parts of your life, like

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Speaker 1: you're sort of listless, and I picture someone laying down, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know there's a lot of that, but

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Speaker 4: it's not quite like depression. It's not quite like as

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Speaker 4: low as depression. But it's that it's that slow Chinese

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Speaker 4: water or drip torture that over time, you know what

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Speaker 4: I'm talking. Yeah, over time. Uh, you just start. You

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Speaker 4: just wake up one day and you're like, I have

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Speaker 4: done nothing for ten years. I feel like a husk.

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Speaker 4: That's what languishing is.

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Speaker 2: The Oxford definition is lose or lack vitality, grow weak

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Speaker 2: or feeble. Yeah, and then the second definition is suffer

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I picture a waiting room with those little kids, like,

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Speaker 3: and you do that like twice, and then you're bored

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Speaker 3: as a child. And then there's maybe some fish. Why

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Speaker 4: And there you go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the FI file question. Yeah, he never.

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Speaker 4: Asked that question, but it would be a great one.

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Speaker 3: What's with the fish in the dentist's waiting room?

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Speaker 4: A fish in the waiting room?

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Speaker 3: Do they have teeth?

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Speaker 1: I enter definition. Mm hmmm, entropy, Like I feel like

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Speaker 1: languishing can lead to entropy. I remember the first time

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Speaker 1: mom said something like, you have to be careful of entropy.

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Speaker 3: Which is too much.

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Speaker 2: Lack of predictability, yes, well, lack of order of predictability,

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Speaker 2: gradual decline into disorder physics, Yeah, and physics, it just

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Speaker 2: means that everything tends towards tends towards entropy, which is chaos.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh yeah, it's lack of order. Okay, I

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Speaker 4: It made me read that.

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Speaker 4: Don't remember anything about the book. I just remember saying.

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Speaker 3: Over and over again, why were you feeling languish?

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Speaker 4: Just well, besides the fact that I got married, which,

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Speaker 4: But besides the fact I got married, outside of that,

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm ready to uh do something that takes up

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Speaker 3: Yes, who was just saying they want to? Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: have a friend that's going through a heartbreak and she's like,

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Speaker 3: I need something to fill my life. WHOA, break ups

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Speaker 4: A breakup with your single self.

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Speaker 3: Oh whoa I have? Yeah, that's not like the that's

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Speaker 3: the author It's not like the Swahili for that quote. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to start saying.

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Speaker 4: About hakuna matata.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, well I'm glad me too. I feel I

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Speaker 3: it over to like just get on a train to Jesus,

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Speaker 3: turn it over to the show that I'm working on,

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Speaker 3: and just be. And when you work on a show,

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Speaker 3: you it becomes your life. You can't do anything else.

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Speaker 3: These shows are so intense you can't think about anything else.

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Speaker 3: And we are thinking about the characters of the show's

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Speaker 3: lives more than your own, you know, like you get

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Speaker 3: to be obsessed with someone else's mental state.

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Speaker 4: You want to think about your own pain, you think

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Speaker 3: Yes, so that'll be fun to do. But and I'm

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Speaker 3: not nervous at all. I used to get so nervous

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Speaker 3: worrisome to me when I have zero anxiety about a

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Speaker 3: thing that most people would be very anxious about. But

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Speaker 3: I just am like, I don't know, I just don't You're.

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Speaker 4: A veteran, you're a pro.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's it. But do you get nervous.

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Speaker 4: When you go on stage to do stand up?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: So do you feel like you're worse because of that?

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Speaker 3: No? But I felt no. Yeah, yeah I do. Actually

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Speaker 3: I feel like anxiety makes me work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I don't. I should have some anxiety

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Speaker 3: You don't have any You always have something. You didn't

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Speaker 3: relationship I've ever heard. Yeah, he's not serious. He just

438
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Speaker 3: probably thinks that he.

439
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think it's different for different probably

440
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 4: threaten a lot. That's not good. I mean, I have

441
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 4: been in both types of relationships, and I can say

442
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 4: definitively that my current relationship where I have no fear

443
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 4: at all that the person's going to leave me while

444
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 4: perhaps watching your show perhaps Yeah, no one wants to

445
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 4: watch that show. I feel I feel a lot better

446
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,720
Speaker 4: about my life overall.

447
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 3: Because of that. I'm joking. I think it's terribly unhealthy

448
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 3: to seek something that well. I feel like. Also, though

449
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 3: marriage a little languishy, it can be.

450
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 4: But you got to figure out ways to manufacture that feeling.

451
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 3: That you're he I want entropy, I want chaos. Okay,

452
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 3: so Anya, you're married. Do you feel different? First question?

453
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: No, I don't feel different. I thought I would.

454
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 3: People are like, it's already living in sin together. Yeah,

455
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 3: and we're very committed ex premaratively.

456
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 1: And we had some conversations about how in this we

457
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: were together a while ago. So I don't feel different.

458
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 1: But I do feel I mean definitely, there was like

459
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 1: a giddiness and a happiness that day, and but it

460
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: hasn't sunk. Like I don't feel the thing of like,

461
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's my husband. I don't know.

462
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 3: Weddings and funerals are so similar. I thought, oh, getting

463
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 3: an Amazon packagey listen. I'm seeing in the airbnb and

464
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 3: the host is living next door. That's why I gotta

465
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:28,919
Speaker 3: get the fuck out.

466
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 4: That's why VRBO has those new ad campaigns.

467
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 3: Where it's like, you'll never have to talk, never have

468
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 3: to see your host. Yeah, she just dropped the package. Lady,

469
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 3: She's like, are the door shit? Fuck?

470
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 4: She looks. She looks like she's pretty well to do. Yeah,

471
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 4: well to do.

472
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I was commenting on her looks and you

473
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 3: were like, no, she looks.

474
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 4: But I mean you were said looks.

475
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't say she was smart. Okay, yeah, well

476
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 3: you go get the dog, please, please, please, she's gonna be.

477
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 1: Let's take bets on how long Nikki is staying in

478
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: this air BnB. I say, you're out within seventy two hours?

479
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, I think I definitely am.

480
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go.

481
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

482
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: Thank you.

483
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're recording a podcast. Thank you so much. You're fine,

484
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 3: you're fine. Thanks.

485
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm changing it to forty eight forty eight hours, three hours.

486
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 3: It's very nice.

487
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: I just got an airbnb from my folks and I

488
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: accident I brought my dog over to say hi to them,

489
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: and we were like and I brought her inside for

490
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: a second, even though I knew pets weren't allowed, but

491
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: I like wiped her feet immediately, and all of a sudden,

492
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: she starts barking like a crazy person, and I was like, oh, fuck,

493
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: shut up, let's get out of here. So I leave.

494
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: I have a message within half an hour from the

495
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: host because the host lives upstairs, and it's like, if

496
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: you thought that you were gonna rent this Airbnb secretly

497
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: and have a dog and there secretly, like you're wrong,

498
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: we will know because we live upstairs. And I was.

499
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: Like, they said if you saw it, like sarcasts, like

500
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Speaker 3: a little.

501
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Speaker 1: Bit of somethings.

502
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 3: It was.

503
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: It was like, hey, we heard a dog today, just

504
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: let us know if you if you book this. We

505
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 1: were very clear though in our pet policy and like

506
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: if you think that we're not gonna yeah, there was

507
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: something in there like we're gonna know if you have

508
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: a dog, and I was like surveilling, easy, easy. I'm like,

509
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: I was a super host. I know the deal. I

510
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: would never try to pull one over on you. I

511
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: was visiting my mom and I had her in the

512
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: house for one second. I should have given you a

513
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: heads up, But is it okay if I bring her

514
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: over and we just stay in the backyard, and she

515
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: was like yeah, yeah, no problem. But yeah, there was

516
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: a little bit of.

517
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 3: Like, this is so funny when people come at you

518
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 3: like and you're nice to them and they're like, oh,

519
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 3: it's totally fine. Yeah, she's like great, and then there's

520
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: so much nicer and then I do that all the time.

521
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: I was, I was such a bitch this weekend. Where

522
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 3: was it? There was a moment where I was so oh,

523
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 3: I was grumpy in an Uber. This guy like went

524
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: to the wrong terminal and I go, I said, one?

525
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 3: Was it not? Because he asked me twice? And I go,

526
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 3: I said, I go, I said one right, like you

527
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 3: asked me twice. This is clearly too. Like I was

528
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 3: late and he was his car smelled like cigarettes and

529
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: he was blasting music and it was just you can't

530
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 3: get a good Uber in Saint Louis. They're all shit.

531
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 3: There's no Uber black as shit, and Uber black is

532
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,919
Speaker 3: like four times the price of Uber comfort. And I

533
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 3: don't know what comfort is the difference between comfort and X,

534
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 3: but there isn't one comfort. They're not blowing the smoke

535
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 3: in your face. I guess but and I and then

536
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 3: he I felt bad immediately it like clicked sorry ma'am

537
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 3: or something. You know. He may yeah, but I mean

538
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 3: like I was being a mam, like the tone I

539
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 3: was using on purpose. Yeah, I mean no, it is

540
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 3: not I always get mam. I never get hun or

541
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 3: the I was going through TSA recently and this guy

542
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 3: go you know when they like wave you through the

543
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: X ray and he goes, come on through, little lady,

544
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: and I was like yes. I was like, oh my god,

545
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 3: he thinks I have a little lady. And then I

546
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: sort of got He said it two seconds later answered

547
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 3: around is an elderly woman. And I'm like, oh, that's

548
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: just what he se me to an elderly woman with

549
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: a cane that he had to hold while she went through.

550
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: It was terrible.

551
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 4: Okay, So can I just quickly say that I was

552
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 4: quite charmed by that woman.

553
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 3: She seems so nice.

554
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 5: Your host, the host brought the Amazon.

555
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 3: Amazon delivery person is gonna knock on the door and

556
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 3: wait and say hi. They're good people. I was unclear,

557
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 3: like they don't have time to do that. They're on

558
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: a fucking timer and they've got a catheter in. They

559
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 3: don't let those people schmooz and go, oh you're podcasting

560
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 3: and wave. Yeah, I'm gonna be out of here pretty soon,

561
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 3: but uh gotta, I gotta find another spot anyway, wedding,

562
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 3: we stare at the dinner. Yeah, because no, you were

563
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: there too, right, I was there too.

564
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: The whole crew was there, most of the crew, Kristen, Saralina,

565
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: Taylor and Kat was there for the most part.

566
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: And yes, and Chris Convey me and Nicky oh Christ

567
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: and yeah. So we all flew into New York on Saturday.

568
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: We had gone to Taylor Swift. Me, Kirsten and my

569
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 3: sister and Kat went to Taylor Swift in Kansas City

570
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 3: on Friday night, and then Kirsten and I and Taylor

571
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: flew out or no, and then Taylor flew from Saint Louis.

572
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 3: We all landed in New York at the same time.

573
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 3: On Saturday. We went to lunch, and then that night

574
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: we went to dinner. I got foot rubbed that day

575
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: as well, and then we went to dinner and it

576
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 3: was a lovely rehearsal not rehearsal dinner, but rehearsal dinner.

577
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 3: I mean, like, what's the difference between that and a

578
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 3: rehearsal dinner, because you were like, this is not a

579
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 3: rehearsal dinner. What is There's no rehearsing done. But I

580
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: don't think there's ever rehearsal done at rehearsal dinners.

581
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for it. I think that's what it means.

582
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm not.

583
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 3: I paid for half, not most, but not all. Yeah,

584
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 3: that was a lot. We got dope ass appetizers.

585
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: I hate family style because I'm I don't want someone

586
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: else choosing my food. So I just picked a bunch

587
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: of appetizers with Matt for people, and I wanted everybody

588
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: else to figure out their entrees and their drinks and

589
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: all that. And it was so much fun. It was beautiful.

590
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: It was it Greca and Tribecca, which is recommended by

591
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: Sarahlina and.

592
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: I so lovely.

593
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: But it was it was packed. There were tons of

594
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: people and we got to just hang. It was a

595
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: little long for my taste. I got started to get worried.

596
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 3: There was a point when we all got there and

597
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,239
Speaker 3: everyone's just mingling. We get there and everyone's standing up

598
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 3: and like you know, probably like forty to fift it's

599
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 3: probably fifty people in a room and everyone's standing and

600
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: talking and it's like, you know, people are just saying hi,

601
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 3: and then it's like seven thirty. Then it's seven forty five,

602
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 3: and ours tummies are starting to grumble, and it's like,

603
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: let's do this and.

604
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, can I pause you right there? Because okay,

605
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: So we walked into the restaurant was very beautiful. Anya

606
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: had her section quartered off in the back the rest

607
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: I mean really nicely decorated. And we're standing there and

608
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 2: talking and Nikki goes like, did you guys think that

609
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: we would be standing around talking to people? Or did

610
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: you think it was a sit down dinner? And all

611
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 2: the girls from Girls Chat we were like, oh, we

612
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: thought we were gonna be sitting down for dinner because

613
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: like all of us, we were like kind of like

614
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: we didn't really want to step outside our comfort zone

615
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: and go mingle.

616
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we were like, how's your what's your guys'

617
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 3: like feeling on mingling? And we're all like we hate it?

618
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 3: Who likes me?

619
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 5: I go?

620
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 3: And I go? Who likes mingling. It's like the time

621
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 3: my sister was like, I don't really want to go

622
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 3: in that mosh pit because I don't I don't know

623
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 3: like crowds, like really like she was talking about something

624
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: wasn't a moshpit, but it was something that was very crowded.

625
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: And she was like, I just don't like really crowded

626
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 3: spaces where people are like right next, And I go, who,

627
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 3: what what are you talking about? Like, no one actually

628
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 3: likes that so mingling. I can't imagine someone actually likes it.

629
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: Your psychopath regation, yeah, that's true, but I think they're

630
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: probably languishing over on that.

631
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: No, I feel like.

632
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: I feel like it's the bride and groom's job to mingle,

633
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: which I did not do enough of. But if you know,

634
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: I was. I liked looking over at you guys, and

635
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: you were just as we were, like and having fun

636
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: and laughing.

637
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: And I was the one that sat first.

638
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 3: I said, I said, guys, I'm I think we need

639
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: to send a signal to everyone. If one table sits,

640
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 3: the rest will get the note. And so we said,

641
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 3: and then guess what happened? Everyone else sits, And I said,

642
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 3: it's like shushing that way said for years. Finally someone

643
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 3: said it it's like the shushing I even did it.

644
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 3: I was like, it's if you you can start something huge,

645
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 3: if you just do a little thing, and so I

646
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 3: started going sh and like, it's amazing how everyone around

647
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 3: you just starts quieting down. And I was just doing

648
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: it to test, just to prove my point how it's

649
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 3: like a virus and it spread so quickly. But yeah,

650
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 3: everyone sat down and then we had the best time

651
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: at that fucking table. It was like it reminded me

652
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: of like the cafeteria lunch crew, like in high school,

653
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: but like when it was at its best, and like

654
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 3: it's it was just so much fun. It was Your

655
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,239
Speaker 3: wedding was similar, Like it's just a great if you're

656
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: at a good table. There's nothing more I love in

657
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 3: the world than sitting down and eating and like sharing

658
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: dips and like different salads and being like can I

659
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: try yours? And then and then getting to talk and

660
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 3: laugh with all your friends. It was so awesome. Our

661
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 3: table was superb, and our table and yeah, I was

662
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: glad to see you.

663
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: On your lege.

664
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 3: I got nervous you weren't. You didn't visit our table

665
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 3: too much, because I'm like, we know you love us,

666
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 3: we know you want to come over here more than

667
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: any of the other tables. I know that at least

668
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 3: I'm convincing myself of that. I don't need you to like,

669
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: go do what you need to do.

670
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't have all. Yeah, you guys are

671
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: so cute.

672
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: It was I thought you were high.

673
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: Hi.

674
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 3: You came over and started laughing and you couldn't stop,

675
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: And it was like she was on PCP. Yeah she

676
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: probably was. I was under so much.

677
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what it was. At some point Matt

678
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: told me Nicki said that you look like my mom.

679
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: We were like sitting there. I'm like, wait what, and

680
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, Nicky said, you look like my mom.

681
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I have a long face. Your mom

682
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: has a round face with these wide cheek buds. We

683
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: look nothing alike. We are in a similar height world

684
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: and she's a elderly woman. And he's like, I know,

685
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't think you look like my MoMA. Like there's

686
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: no way she said that, and he goes, she did.

687
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny too, and I'm like, that's weird.

688
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: And then later on we went over there, maybe a

689
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: minute later, and I go Matt said, you look like

690
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: uh Matt said, you said I look like his mom,

691
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: and you got so mad.

692
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: It started making me laugh. When Nickie said, I looked

693
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 3: like an elderly woman. I'd fucking burn the place like

694
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 3: I was that sod. But but NICKI was like, what

695
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: the fuck? Why would I?

696
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: She's like, I did not say that.

697
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 3: I can't believe. Do you ever have that happen? A second?

698
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 3: I said, where you look like?

699
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: I said, your mom looks like Matt's mom.

700
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 3: Fuck, I can't well.

701
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: And she started getting so heated.

702
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: And it's the eve of your wedding night. You're supposed

703
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,719
Speaker 3: to feel the most beautiful, and I'm telling you you

704
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: look like an old woman. No offense to MAT's mom,

705
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 3: beautiful old woman, but like I would not want to

706
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: hear that I looked like Jane Fonda. I didn't take

707
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: it right. Now's the hottest old woman ever?

708
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: Features or something. I didn't get offended when.

709
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 3: I was offended. No, that's I was offended at first

710
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 3: on behalf of you that like you think that I

711
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: would say, like I would infer that on your wedding

712
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 3: night to like it just felt like something a shitty

713
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 3: person would kind of like throw and be like, you

714
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: kind of look like his mom, like the way she

715
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: looks now, it's just like something that would like yes,

716
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: And so I thought pump jab and so I felt

717
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: offended that anyone would think I would do that. But

718
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: then Matt said, we thought maybe that you were joking,

719
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: and I was super offended because I go, what is

720
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: funny about that? It was like the fact that you

721
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: you should stop working for me, Matt, if you think

722
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 3: that's the kind of joke that I make, it's nothing funny.

723
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: Funny if you fired him on our rehearsal.

724
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: Obviously you think that I'm capable of that kind of like, yeah,

725
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be like you think you shouldn't work for me, Yeah,

726
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: like you should free yourself from this comedian who you're

727
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: working for who makes jokes like this. That's what I meant, Like,

728
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 3: you're working for someone who's not good at their job,

729
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 3: if you like, it'd be like if Matt was like

730
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 3: came over and sang a song and it was like,

731
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm trying to think of someone who

732
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: I hate that a bad singer, Like it sounded bad

733
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 3: or something, you know what I mean, Like it was

734
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: an off key song, and I'm like, what I work

735
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: for you? You're an artist and this is what you just

736
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 3: brought to me is yeah, yeah, even though who let

737
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 3: the Dogs Out. It's kind of a it's a it's

738
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 3: a hit, sick.

739
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 4: Best song with a whistle.

740
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: Then and lost you were laughing, not stop laughing because

741
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 3: and then I got angrier, and then she's getting laughing

742
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 3: more and there's nothing worse than me. You're getting angry.

743
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 3: And then she's laughing, and I was just like, now

744
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: I think you're laughing at my anger, which is funny

745
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 3: because you're just and then I just got so upset and.

746
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't upset at all, so made me laugh.

747
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 3: I know, I don't feel like I was on a dress.

748
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: I felt bad that, like I was so offended because

749
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 3: I was just saying like, I'm sorry, when i'm Matt's

750
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 3: mom's age, I'm gonna look away that I don't think

751
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 3: women younger than me want to look no offense. Are

752
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 3: we all in denial that none of us want to

753
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 3: look old? Like? Are we all pretending like I'm I

754
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 3: know people are gonna be like this is so mean

755
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 3: of Nikki to say, but it's like no one wants

756
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: to look old.

757
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, say you look just

758
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: like your mom, you know, so your mom's like thirty

759
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: or so years older than you, but no one.

760
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 3: Get I get a little offended.

761
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: That's why I want plastic surgery.

762
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get offended because my mom is older than me,

763
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 3: and I don't think there should be that much Like

764
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: I can. I get what they're saying. But if you'd

765
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: pick an old woman that you're not, you didn't come

766
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 3: out of her, Regina, that's it seems like you just

767
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: look old.

768
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: Well, it all got cleared up and we figured out

769
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: what you actually meant.

770
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 3: Well, the funniest thing happened soon after that. So Noah,

771
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: do you want to start us off? Sure?

772
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Okay. So we're all sitting at the table and all

773
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 2: of a sudden, it quiets down. The music stops. Everyone

774
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: turns to the main table where Anya and Matt are sitting,

775
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 2: and Anya's sister comes up and she starts giving a

776
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: speech about Anya and Matt. Very nice speech. Then a

777
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: couple of friends stand up and give speeches. And I

778
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 2: think it was your friend Maria.

779
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: Oh, she was doing a poem, right.

780
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 2: Yes, so she wanted to read you a poem. So

781
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 2: she starts to read you a poem. Now we're at

782
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: the table, we're already like very very good, we're quiet,

783
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: we're listening, we're paying attention, and as Maria starts to

784
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: read you the poem, we start to hear this like

785
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 2: lonely saxophone music. And at first I was like, Wow,

786
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 2: this restaurant has really great production, like there's like a

787
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: sound guy who put up this saxophone music for this poem.

788
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: But suddenly Kirsten So she's kind of like at the

789
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: head of the ship. She's like the head of the

790
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 2: table facing you. All of a sudden, yeah, I see

791
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 2: her like start vibrating. It was the and she turns

792
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: around and she is laughing but trying to hold it back.

793
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: Then Sarah Lena catches it. Then I catch it, Taylor

794
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: catches it, Nikki catches it, Chris catches it, cat catches it,

795
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: and we can't figure out where the fuck it's coming from.

796
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: I was looking around like a bird, like darting my

797
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: head around, like what the fuck is that?

798
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 3: So, you guys, we thought it went with the speech,

799
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 3: like someone was trying to be like, this is a

800
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: jazzy speech, kind of like this is spoken poet, like

801
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 3: you know, spoken word poetry.

802
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: What is that about that loud that it would sound

803
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: like background music to a speech.

804
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 3: So Taylor checks her phone.

805
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: She's you know, she's like, that's it's it's someone's phone,

806
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: someone's phone, and the table next to us, you know,

807
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, it's not our phone, it's not our phone.

808
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: So then uh, Kate Walsh, who I feel like she's

809
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 2: kind of like the one who is helping you get

810
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: through these two days, kind of like just making sure

811
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: things are in order. She comes over and she's like,

812
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: what the fuck is no music coming from? And Taylor

813
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: gets them. Kirsten gets up. She starts looking in the

814
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: plants to see if there's a speaker.

815
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 3: There's a speaker in the plants, like these little potted

816
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: plants behind us. We're looking in the curtains, like where

817
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 3: is the secret speaker? Why is this music blaring? Then

818
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 3: they get the staff involved. I seek going to the manager,

819
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: and then the manager gets our waiter. Shout up to

820
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 3: aiden our waiter, and everyone's like talking about it all

821
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 3: out there, just kind of like there's some speaker, and

822
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 3: we are laughing so hard because people are trying to

823
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 3: give these incere speeches and they can't hear the jazz

824
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 3: music because it's like they're in the o in.

825
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: The middle of her poem, she goes, excuse me, she said,

826
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: excuse me, and I think she was she was looking

827
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: in that direction, and I'm like, I know because I

828
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 1: just asked the restaurant to turn off the PA, which

829
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 1: I thought they did. But then this fucking saxophone kept.

830
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: It would stop for a second and then it would

831
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: start again.

832
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 3: Well it would it would stop because it would like

833
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 3: you know, it would just be a moment in the

834
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 3: song where it would stop. It wasn't like it was

835
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 3: turning on and off. It was just like that's it

836
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 3: would just get loud, and it.

837
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 5: Was like we just couldn't find the source and we're

838
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 5: freaking along with the genre.

839
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it did it fitted.

840
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: It wasn't like if it would have been like, yeah,

841
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: well everyone at our table, everyone at our table is

842
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: just like vibrating. Taylor said that Chris sounded like one

843
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: of those dog toys that you step on.

844
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 3: We're just gonna yes, and it's so rude because people

845
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: are giving a speech and we're laughing so hard and

846
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 3: everyone's quiet. It's the jazz music, and then it's our table.

847
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: Everyone's quiet except the jazz music. So you could hear that,

848
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 3: then our table is laughing. If the people look over

849
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 3: at us, they think we're laughing at them, Like our

850
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: whole table is just like Facer laughing the poem.

851
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 2: And we're covering our face. You could just see our tears.

852
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: And then anytime there's like a light moment in the

853
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 2: speech and there's a joke, we just kind of like

854
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: let it all.

855
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: Out and then yes, oh yeah, that's the thing, like

856
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: anytime there's a moment of levity. But also anytime the

857
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: saxophone would pick back up, it would just recharge us.

858
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: All the start dying laughing, and we couldn't find it.

859
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: And then probably three minutes later or something like that,

860
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 3: like this is going on for a long time.

861
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 2: It was a change of speaker. It was like way

862
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 2: more than three minutes.

863
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there, it was a change of speaker and a

864
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 3: change of song, like it went into a new song.

865
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: And so then all of a sudden, this girl that's

866
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: sitting at the table bright in front of us goes,

867
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 3: it's my phone. She suddenly realizes it's her phone. It's Rachel.

868
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: She had a beautiful pink she had pink hair and

869
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: a cool headdress as.

870
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: She had like when they wear those things at British funerals.

871
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 3: A fast fascinator.

872
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never I don't know.

873
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 3: What to talk about. It's like a headband and then

874
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: it has like a little thing coming off and it's

875
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: almost like you're wearing, like it's a thing you put

876
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: on your head.

877
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: It was Origami Swan with with Gold. She's a really

878
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: cool U chick, and so she had if you.

879
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 3: If my Spotify would have accidentally gone on, it would

880
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 3: have been like Sun.

881
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 2: It was like Taylor Swift. Hers was like cool.

882
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 3: John Coltrane, I'm like, you got so lucky that this

883
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 3: wasn't like some conspiracy podcast that started playing, like Rogan

884
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: or Dyings. Yeah, a pedophile podcast. So it was like

885
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 3: the best case scenario. But she was she was little.

886
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 3: I was so glad she wasn't totally embarrassed because it

887
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 3: was I just kept telling her like, it was the

888
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 3: greatest gift you've ever given us. Because we're laughing so hard,

889
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 3: we'll never forget it. We will. And then so after that,

890
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: after we're all laughing about the jazz music and it's off,

891
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 3: then Chris and I both get the same idea at

892
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 3: the same time to pull it up and start to

893
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 3: get at.

894
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 2: Our table, just to get people laughing again.

895
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 3: So the next speech goes starts happening, and then Chris

896
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 3: and I start playing jazz music at the same time

897
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 3: on our phones very quietly, like just so our table

898
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 3: could hear, not to like actually fuck with the thing anymore,

899
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 3: but just to get the giggles going again because we

900
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 3: couldn't really hear the speeches that well. Because this is

901
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 3: what people do at wedding speeches. I'm so glad that

902
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 3: Anya and that's each other, and I'm just like, I

903
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 3: really love like they just they make points with the

904
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: microphone so they don't know how to work a mike. Yeah,

905
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: they which It's it is hard like even when you know,

906
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 3: my mom does my podcast, she'll be like doing like

907
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 3: this a lot. You know, it's just hard to remember

908
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 3: to keep it here. And we're professionals, so we know that.

909
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: But it was like hard to hear the speeches, so

910
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: we were just deciding to like make jokes and so.

911
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 3: But it was so funny that Chris he goes, I'm

912
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 3: doing the same thing. It was like double saxophones, like

913
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 3: under the table, and it's gonna be a thing that

914
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 3: I reference the rest of my life. Yes, like when

915
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 3: those I'm around those people, I will start playing sad

916
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 3: jazz music at like poignant times, and I poignant is

917
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm using that correctly. What does poignant mean again?

918
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: Sad?

919
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 2: Sad?

920
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 4: Apart?

921
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 3: We all thought it meant like when something special, it's poignant.

922
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 3: It's a good point, Like it's like, wow, it's a

923
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: strong point, I thought, But it's sad sad Yeah, I

924
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 3: thought touching, yeah, touching or like just like it really.

925
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: Lands like sadness or regret.

926
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has sadness related to it. So if that

927
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 3: didn't blow your mind, okay, So then the speeches were lovely,

928
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 3: though we did hear them. I mean, the joke went

929
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 3: on for like two seconds later, But then we were

930
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 3: listening to the speeches and they were great. People tend

931
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 3: to make speech. It like, if you listen, you'll find

932
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: out a lot about the person. People can't help but

933
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: tell you something about themselves, and there are speeches. So

934
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: I was very aware of that when I was writing

935
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: my what was it called the Officiating thing, I was like,

936
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 3: don't make this about you at all. Try not to

937
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 3: say anything about yourself, because this isn't about you. People liked, well,

938
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 3: you have to it's your perspective.

939
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 4: Sure, so I don't.

940
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: Fault anyone, but I especially think that people like expect

941
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: celebrities to be like, this is my day, I want

942
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 3: to shine, I'm the star. So I was very cognizant

943
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 3: of like don't even say your name, don't say don't

944
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: reference anything of like ah, like I said we were

945
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 3: on tour together. I didn't say it was my cho

946
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 3: Like I took out any reference that would be like

947
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 3: Nicky thinks she's sweet, because I think a lot of

948
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 3: times that can happen on wedding speeches.

949
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 4: To avoid the judgment, the silent judgment, yes.

950
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: Because everyone really does project stuff. My dad gave us

951
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: speech during our wedding, and it was like I'm going

952
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: to give you I loved it, and everybody loved it,

953
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: and it was beautiful and loved it was basically his advice.

954
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: He gave advice about like because his father died when

955
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: my when he was you know, before they got married,

956
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: right before they got married. Actually he was wishing that

957
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 1: he had had a dad give him some advice about marriage.

958
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: And he's like, I've been married fifty five, you know,

959
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: fifty six seven years something like that, so I have

960
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: a little bit of experience, which I'm going to give

961
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: you the advice I wish my father had given me.

962
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: And it was a great speech, but like yeah, he's like,

963
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: okay to begin regrets. He like, what's a bunch of regrets.

964
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: And then he's like, around five or seven years, you're

965
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 1: gonna get bored. You might want to act out or astray.

966
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, here we go, cheer all right?

967
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 3: He said therapy, He said, go to therapy before you

968
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 3: think you need it, go to couple's therapy. I thought

969
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 3: that was good, and I'm not kidding you. I looked

970
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 3: around the room and everyone who was in like a

971
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 3: committed long relationship was just like, yes, it happens, jage.

972
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 3: And everyone who's not married was just like giggling because

973
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 3: it was just so real. Seven years into the marriage

974
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: or seven years being together.

975
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: Probably into the marriage. Yeah, yeah. And then he did

976
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: like a cute, cool Shakespeare quote that was something about

977
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: like you're basically marrying like your mother, your father, your son,

978
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: like you become everything to the other person. I can't

979
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: really remember the point of that, do you well.

980
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: It was it was like along with the point that

981
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: he made where it's like your relationship is you it's Matt,

982
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 2: and then there's it's the third, which is the relationship itself.

983
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: I thought was, oh yeah, and guard it like a

984
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: Faberge egg, like the when you're when you're in a

985
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: fight and you were threatening to leave, You're like, you're

986
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: damaging the relationship. I love that it's not.

987
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 3: Just like nothing about it's like a baby or something.

988
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 3: Maybe my friend talking about how a marriage is like

989
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: a newborn baby and you have to be so delicate

990
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 3: with it. I think it was maybe your dad. Maybe

991
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 3: it was something about like it's an infant, it's a newborn,

992
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 3: like you don't shake it, don't like like soft tones

993
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 3: around it, like you have to be I thought that

994
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 3: was a very interesting point, poignant because it was a little sad, like,

995
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,959
Speaker 3: oh god, now we have we don't even have a baby.

996
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 3: Now we have that we have one, and but it

997
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: is weird with weddings, like I was thinking. I was like,

998
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 3: if you don't get married, you never get to hear

999
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 3: all these nice things about you, Like it's all stuff

1000
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 3: that we would have said at your funeral, no offense,

1001
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 3: not sense, but like not to be bleak or like

1002
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 3: not to be depressing, but every speech, even when so

1003
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 3: the girls chat. The girls were too like nervous to

1004
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 3: give speeches. I didn't even want to give one either.

1005
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: I was so glad I officiated because I just get

1006
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 3: so nervous about being so sincere. So I was glad

1007
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: that that god took the place of a speech I

1008
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: would give because it would have been too much for me.

1009
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: And all the people speaking had known me forever, like

1010
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: all my Russian girlfriends that I've known from like the

1011
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: age of two.

1012
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 3: On which I say, like we had more on them,

1013
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have stopped because I'm like, oh,

1014
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 3: they've known her since she was two. I'm like, well,

1015
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 3: they don't talk to her literally every day for the

1016
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: past ten years. So that didn't intimidate me, but a.

1017
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 2: Little possessive and jealous too, like that's but I'm so

1018
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: glad they I know you guys did end.

1019
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: Up doing speeches, because my girlfriends will be like people

1020
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: that would have known me the longest would all of

1021
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: a sudden, out of nowhere, these peace and love hippie

1022
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: girls would be like, and I know they're listening. They'd

1023
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: be like, and we love on you so much. And Matt,

1024
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: if you ever fuck with if she one of my friends.

1025
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: It was if she sheds one tier, I will cut you.

1026
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

1027
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: Hear that? Oh you did not?

1028
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: They all one after the other were like, and we

1029
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: love her so much, You're really lucky, which I don't.

1030
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: I don't love that one. Kate what I think?

1031
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: Kate, not your other friend, Kate, not Kate Waite.

1032
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 3: I love her. I love the Kate home. Those Kate

1033
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 3: wash and Kate Hunner were so good. And I loved

1034
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: your sister's speech, and I love and I mean it

1035
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 3: really was like these speeches they I love them because

1036
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 3: they do. I do like the fact that people put

1037
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 3: personalized stuff in and they do kind of quote unquote

1038
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 3: make it about themselves. That's not a judgment. It's more

1039
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 3: like you get to hear, you get to see people's

1040
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: emotional states regarding like and how much Anya means to them,

1041
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: and like how But it's there's something about it where

1042
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 3: you you just get I can see I can like

1043
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: psychoanalyze people through their wedding speech.

1044
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 4: Well, you can talk about yourself in relation to the

1045
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 4: bride and groom. Yes, you can do that as much

1046
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 4: as you want.

1047
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Yes, yes, you don't.

1048
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 4: You don't want to be like, well, you know when

1049
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 4: when I get married or something like that. Yeah, like

1050
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 4: when I first met this person, I think.

1051
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 3: It's just a little I guess I feel I'm again projecting.

1052
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 3: So I was like, if I if my worst version

1053
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 3: of myself gives a speech, I just want to prove

1054
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: to everyone how much I know this person and how

1055
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 3: much I love her more than you guys, and how

1056
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 3: much she loves me more than you guys. And so

1057
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 3: I think I look for any sign of that in speeches,

1058
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 3: and I kind of roll my eyes because it's my

1059
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 3: worst version of myself that I really want to prove

1060
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: how much more than all of you.

1061
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Brian, you have that at your wedding where

1062
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: because when you allow other people to make speeches, you

1063
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: sort of surrender control. Is there was there any part

1064
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,959
Speaker 1: of you that was afraid of stuff people would say?

1065
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 4: Yes, I brought my two speeches. I brought them aside

1066
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 4: and had a little seminar the day before about what

1067
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 4: they can't say. So smart and they said, we're not

1068
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: going to say any of that. Are you nuts?

1069
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 2: On your wedding day?

1070
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 4: You think we're going to say that about you and

1071
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 4: uh and uh they didn't and but yeah, speeches were great.

1072
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 4: I really wasn't worried. I was kind of just half joking.

1073
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 4: It was just like in my persona to'd be like, hey,

1074
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 4: here's what you can't say, but also like, please don't

1075
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 4: say anything like that.

1076
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 3: We got to go to break But I want to

1077
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 3: hear Onya, you answer that question. Things you wish you

1078
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 3: would have told people not to say or not to

1079
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 3: do if someone is listening and getting married, what you

1080
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: think people should tell people before speeches, or like, let's

1081
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 3: just talk about regrets of your wedding, things you would

1082
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 3: have done differently, things you're glad you did the way

1083
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 3: you did them, all of that and more. Would we

1084
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: get back? Okay? Anya, is there anything you wish you

1085
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: would have told people before they give speeches? Or like

1086
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 3: did you feel a sense of lack of control? All

1087
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 3: those things?

1088
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean, after the fact, you hear things that you're like,

1089
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: what what happened? Like someone was telling me that someone

1090
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: was like networking at you know, there were a couple

1091
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: of celebrities at the wedding and someone had asked me

1092
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: prior to like, do you mind if you know my

1093
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: daughter is like a really big fan of Kate Walsh's show.

1094
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: I forgot what it was Umbrella Academy or Emily in Paris,

1095
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: and can I get it a selfie? And I was like,

1096
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: you know, it's really sweet and Kate can certainly handle herself,

1097
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: and so can NIGGI. But I would love them to

1098
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: just enjoy the day. Like, so if can you are

1099
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: a big deal, it's it's just odd. But I don't

1100
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: wish I had said anything. I think that was like

1101
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: a nice thing to tell the person. I was like,

1102
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: I'd rather they just enjoy the day and and like

1103
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 1: let them hang out and if you want to do

1104
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: that maybe later.

1105
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you told all those people who wanted

1106
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 3: selfies with me. No one asked. The whole day.

1107
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: Of fans, there a lot of best if people are

1108
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: obsessed with you, they're trying to play it cool. So

1109
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: many people came up to me and were like, I'm

1110
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: not talking to Nikki because I'm just feeling like I'm

1111
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: gonna like fan girl out, so I'm just leaving them alone. No,

1112
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: so many people.

1113
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 4: That same thing happened at my wedding. It's interesting we've

1114
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 4: both had that same experience, but yeah, it's Uh, it's

1115
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: interesting how people come up to you and like, what

1116
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: what should I do if I get a fuck it up?

1117
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 3: Or I'd always like do these people? If you listen

1118
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: to the podcast, please know that I always want to

1119
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 3: be bothered, and I want it quick. I don't need,

1120
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 3: like I don't need a twenty conversation with you, and

1121
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 3: we're like it's especially if I'm with my friends. But

1122
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: I never don't want you to get a selfie and

1123
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 3: to just have like a two minute conversation, like and

1124
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 3: I'm just doing that for you. Two minutes is like

1125
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 3: benefit for you too, Like you don't want to talk

1126
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 3: to me longer than that, it's going to ruin the illusion.

1127
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: Always always approach me, no matter what, even if you

1128
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 3: see me crying hysterically and like I'm breaking up with

1129
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 3: my boyfriend on the street, approach me.

1130
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 2: I always.

1131
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 3: That's why I did this for a living. I like attention.

1132
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: I like people who like me. I like for my

1133
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 3: friends and family people to.

1134
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: Work on your next special. Here's my resume.

1135
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 3: No, don't ever do that. No, that's not the way

1136
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 3: you get jobs. It's never gonna work that way. But

1137
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 3: but if you want to a selfie is always fun

1138
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 3: and I hope you always approach me no matter what

1139
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: the event is. I always want to friends.

1140
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 4: Was NICKI loves people going up to her and asking her.

1141
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 4: But the key is you go. You go up to her,

1142
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 4: you get the picture. The most important part is then

1143
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 4: you leave. Yes, yes, don't linger and let your interaction

1144
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 4: with Nikkey languish. Just walk away. You don't say anything.

1145
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 4: You could just walk away silently. It'll be fine, and.

1146
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll keep you there like I don't know. But

1147
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 3: also this doesn't happen to me that often. But it

1148
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 3: always makes me very sad when people miss an opportunity

1149
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 3: because they don't want to bother me when I could

1150
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: have gotten something from that, as well as obviously you

1151
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: getting something from it if you wanted to talk to me,

1152
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 3: So don't and and also just don't pass up on

1153
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 3: those opportunities in life ever with or without me. Like

1154
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 3: if something matters to you, if someone has moved you,

1155
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 3: or like you enjoy their work, we all want to

1156
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 3: hear it. It's so rare. I think we all get

1157
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: in our heads that celebrities don't want to hear it

1158
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: because we only hear the bad stories. Because the good

1159
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 3: stories aren't that interesting? Oh I got a selfie and

1160
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 3: he was pleasant. The bad stories move, you know, we

1161
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 3: spread them around and like that's all. What is that?

1162
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 3: There's some like law of like the that you that

1163
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: bad news spreads fast. There's some law of like, you know,

1164
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 3: you only hear the bad stuff. But it's that's so

1165
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 3: rare that it happens that way. So always just quick

1166
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: drive by.

1167
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: One of the best things I heard all night was

1168
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: the caterers came up to me and they were like,

1169
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: your guests and your friends are so fucking cool and

1170
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: so nice. Like I could tell they're not used to working.

1171
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think that was I think that was from

1172
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 3: our I'm sure you're the rest of your they're all nice.

1173
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 3: But we were interacting with them a lot, and they

1174
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 3: saved the day for us, and we kind of brought

1175
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: them in for us because something happened that I can't

1176
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 3: even believe. So we're in Kate Walsh's beautiful, beautiful jewel

1177
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 3: box and an immaculately jewel box of an apartment. Final thought.

1178
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: Final thought, I haven't even talked about your officiating.

1179
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah, there's gold wallpaper along.

1180
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: The gold look at the ceiling. She has Gucci wallpaper

1181
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: in her bathroom. Everything is perfect. She has incredible taste

1182
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: in art. She has crystal it's like so pretty, and

1183
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: all the cultures. Her boyfriend perfume picking up at Kay

1184
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: walstt No, I don't know.

1185
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 3: I know, it's it's just everything. I can't believe. Let

1186
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 3: so many people walk around with shoes on in her

1187
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 3: apartment and just sit.

1188
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: And doesn't give a fuck.

1189
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: So she's beautifully like white couches that it was. It

1190
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: was like Champagne velvet, the couches good, good calls, Champagne

1191
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 3: velvet couch. And there's there's red wine being drunk. Yeah,

1192
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 3: dangerous everywhere, and she couldn't be more chill. She's not

1193
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 3: like I didn't I didn't see Kate Walsh give a

1194
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: fuck at all the whole time. She's so nice. She's

1195
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: such a good friend to Anya. Anya, me and Kate

1196
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: were like backstage and Kate room.

1197
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: Of the whole wedding.

1198
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so fun us three. But she was

1199
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 3: like so supportive of Anya. I'm still touching up my makeup.

1200
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 3: She's like doing anything and I'm like I could use

1201
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 3: and she's like I'm not asking you, it's like, is

1202
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 3: my winged eyeliner? No, she was just like such a

1203
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 3: good friend to Anya. She's so sweet, and it's also

1204
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 3: happening all at her house and she couldn't be more chill.

1205
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 3: So after the after the ceremony, we're all eating and

1206
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 3: hanging out in her living room and there's tons of

1207
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 3: people around, but we're sitting down and on or Noah

1208
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: and Carson are doing a bit that I put on

1209
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: our Instagram, And this happened while that bit was happening.

1210
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I just need to give it a quick origin

1211
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: story of influencer. So we were we went to go

1212
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: get coffee and macha for breakfast, and we're sitting outside

1213
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: in the West Village and on the corner we see influencers.

1214
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 2: We see this woman influencing on the corner and she's

1215
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 2: got a light by.

1216
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 3: People are just like, what are you up to? Can

1217
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 3: I do that?

1218
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 2: Like she's got a life guy and she's got a

1219
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,959
Speaker 2: camera guy. Right. So then, of of course Kirsten gets

1220
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: up and tries to like mimic the influence And as

1221
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 2: this is happening, I'm just like whispering into Kirsten's ear

1222
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, influence, influence, influence, influence, it's happening influence. So

1223
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 2: Kirsten gets up, she influences and we sit down.

1224
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: We laugh.

1225
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: We look over to the corner and everyone is hunched over,

1226
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: all the influencers, hunched over on their phone, just looking

1227
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 2: to see how they are.

1228
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: Just my favorite thing is like at every video you

1229
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 3: see of a girl looking hot on Instagram or just

1230
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 3: someone doing something quirky, know that seconds later they are

1231
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 3: hunched over in the worst position for their bodies, like gargoyles,

1232
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 3: looking at their phone and like analyzing it and look

1233
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: and having their stomachs out, like everything's not tight anymore,

1234
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 3: things are loose. Anything they were just projecting it is

1235
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 3: wiped away. Just always picture that whenever you're picturing perfection,

1236
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 3: because it always happens, the hunch over and the analysis

1237
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 3: of it. And so then what happened?

1238
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 2: Okay, So then we were just doing that all day,

1239
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 2: just coming up with stupid influencer rhymes, and we were

1240
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 2: at Anya's wedding sitting together and of course you know,

1241
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 2: the phones come out, so we're like, oh, let's do

1242
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: these like influence bits, which is what Nikki posted on

1243
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 2: our on our Instagram page. Okay, do you want to continue.

1244
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 3: On the story. Well, what's the what's the thing? It's

1245
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 3: like influencer, influencer, what you're gonna do? Influence influencer. They're

1246
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 3: watching you and then he has like something influence and

1247
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: they would just be like sexual with each other when

1248
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: they're saying it influencer influencers. So I was trying to

1249
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 3: film them doing this and get it perfect. And then

1250
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 3: Kristen's like, oh, I have an actual better idea, and

1251
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 3: she scoots up on the couch and behind her, I

1252
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: see no go and I be hand down. She goes

1253
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 3: to pit her brand down to cover it. Carson has

1254
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 3: bled through her dress. The fresh period blood stayed on

1255
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 3: Kate's velvet.

1256
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 2: She had earlier in the night. In the day, she

1257
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: had a premonition that that was going to happen, so

1258
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: she yes, yes, that that was the whole thing. She

1259
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 2: like almost she had a premonition.

1260
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: A premise. Furious.

1261
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,439
Speaker 1: It's not like she's fucking psychic. It's like, oh my god,

1262
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: I didn't put a tampon in.

1263
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 3: I cannot tell you the last time I bled through

1264
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 3: onto it. Like it doesn't happen that often. I think

1265
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 3: men think we're just bleeding everywhere. It does not happen. Yes,

1266
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: you bleed through to your underwear. But and Kirsten's wearing

1267
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 3: a light dress, so and I'm not wearing dress that often,

1268
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: so maybe it would be like it would happen more often.

1269
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 3: But I think it went through her dress. She wasn't

1270
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 3: just sitting on the couch.

1271
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: Well, her dress was really short, so probably she was

1272
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: just sitting on the couch with her underwear. And you

1273
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 2: made a good point about tampons because she did have

1274
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 2: a tampon in.

1275
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, tamp it doesn't matter if your tampon is freshly.

1276
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 3: In those tampons, sometimes they just find a fast crack

1277
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 3: and there's like a little river, and well what it'll

1278
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 3: be like the carpool lane totally, so it'll be a

1279
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: perfectly white tampon. But there's you'll pull it out because

1280
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 3: you're bleeding all over your fucking pants. You're like, I

1281
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: just put this in and there'll it will find a

1282
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 3: little track, a little fucking mole will have to find

1283
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 3: a stream and it will go in it. The levee

1284
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 3: will break and it's ruined everything. So she leaves a

1285
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 3: stain and we're all like like a quarter.

1286
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 2: Really it was like this big I don't know, this

1287
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 2: is like one and a half two inches, it's the

1288
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:18,959
Speaker 2: size of a date.

1289
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, big blood stain, white velvet.

1290
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 3: And so we're like, oh my god. And so Noah's

1291
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 3: covering it, no one's touching it.

1292
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: I Kirsten and I are blood sister, sister because I

1293
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 2: got her blood all over my hands. So then I

1294
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 2: forget who runs to the kitchen?

1295
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 3: Me you ran into the kitchen. I tell the girls

1296
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 3: that are the the like red HeLa amazing women.

1297
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 2: Couch and so I was like, we have did you blood?

1298
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? Oh, I was like because girls just like

1299
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 3: it's we're not like and I would say to a guy,

1300
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,439
Speaker 3: I think there should be no shame in the fact

1301
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 3: that we're bleeding from our vaginas once a month, Like

1302
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 3: we can't help it. We shouldn't be ashamed of it,

1303
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 3: Like it's not something we chose, Like we can't help that,

1304
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 3: we can't find a way to plug it up. And

1305
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 3: sometimes it's heavy and we and there's no like nerves

1306
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 3: down there to know what the flow is. You just

1307
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 3: have to like find out when it flows out. There's

1308
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 3: no way men might think that we like know when

1309
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 3: it's heavy when it's not. You only know based on

1310
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 3: what you see and you're under Like when you pull

1311
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 3: it out, you can't you can't feel it gushing. There's

1312
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 3: not a knob to turn, you can't turn it off.

1313
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 3: So no shame. So I walk in, I'm like, there's

1314
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 3: blood on the couch, and everyone's like and so they

1315
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 3: quickly get some club soda and we're dabbing it, and

1316
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 3: then they get some saline solution, like contact solution is.

1317
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: A drive by with saline. So we are okay. So

1318
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 2: we have this like wet tissue and the chef she goes,

1319
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 2: just put just use a lot of water, Use a

1320
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 2: lot of water. So Taylor and I are holding this

1321
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 2: wet tissue that's like now absorbing the blood. It's like

1322
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 2: blood is like running down our hands and stuff, and

1323
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 2: we're we're pumping it.

1324
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 3: We're doing like CPR on the couch to try to

1325
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 3: like it's like it's like Logan Roy in the plane.

1326
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 3: They're just like pumping over and over NonStop.

1327
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: Tom dances in the background the phone.

1328
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do want to say goodbye.

1329
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 2: And we're being very discreet, like they're you know, we're

1330
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: kind of like huddled around it and we're being very discreet,

1331
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 2: and a miracle happens. The pumping works, like everything just

1332
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 2: kind of comes up into the tissue.

1333
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 3: She wouldn't be able to find the stain if she

1334
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 3: looked totally amazing, totally evaporated. But I also was like Kate,

1335
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 3: if she came in, she'd be like, oh, no, big

1336
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 3: dal like she's just so cool. Kate would be like that, yes,

1337
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 3: don't even worry about it's all some big deal, like

1338
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 3: she's just so chill and that she can't now. Kirsten

1339
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 3: said it was okay because it came up, like, I

1340
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 3: don't think she'll be able to.

1341
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: Find it gall it happens, Listen. She doesn't care to

1342
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: have a story to trump that with something she've lit on.

1343
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we posted a photo, Anya, and you didn't even

1344
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 2: see it. You like my photo and said how beautiful

1345
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 2: we were. We were like presenting it.

1346
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 3: We were like, really put our hands next to it,

1347
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 3: around it.

1348
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm scared.

1349
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: So that's awesome story. Yeah, but it's it doesn't happen

1350
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 3: often that you bleed on something, but of course the

1351
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 3: time it does, it's on a perfectly near white couch

1352
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 3: in a celebrities apartment on a wedding day.

1353
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: Can I just say, Nikki that the greatest gift of

1354
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: my wedding day, which truly was Brian, like you said,

1355
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: the best day of my life was hearing my now

1356
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: husband's vows, which I'd never heard him say some of

1357
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: these things before, Like the night he met me, I

1358
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: was so he thought I was, who is this pretty?

1359
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would have killed my strong girl

1360
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: or whatever.

1361
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 3: I've never heard so many people say you're small, like

1362
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 3: I was, like, did she give a note? I'm like,

1363
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 3: if I if I can married and someone doesn't say

1364
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 3: I'm small, I'm gonna fucking cry. Because he never once

1365
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 3: he thought I was so tiny a tiny and small twice.

1366
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: But for me, pretty was so important because I get

1367
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: like cute. And also I've begged him to tell me

1368
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: what he thought of me the night we met, and

1369
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: pretty has never come up, like maybe hot, which is

1370
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: very nice, but there's something.

1371
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 3: Hit for some reason as much as pretty does. Yes, agreed,

1372
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 3: Agreed is.

1373
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: So nice, it's just like he thought it was pretty.

1374
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 4: Yes, a word too hot can sound like I'm just

1375
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 4: trying to bang you exactly what.

1376
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 3: Two couch cushions place together can be hot to you

1377
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 3: guys at this is a certain time of day, you know, like,

1378
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 3: but pretty means you want to marry it?

1379
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: And Nikki, I all I was thinking as I was

1380
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 1: like dying, laughing and tearing up while you officiated, was

1381
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: I am so lucky that this one is my best friend,

1382
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: that she knows my husband so well, that she's witnessed

1383
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: this relationship from the inception from the night I met

1384
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: Matt and I texted her I have a visitor too,

1385
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: and I saw his shoes in the hallway. Yeah, but

1386
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 1: you were so you hit every note. The writing was

1387
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: so funny and so incredible, and I have it here

1388
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: in front of me because you gave it to me

1389
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 1: and you the girl's chap blessed it by kissing the

1390
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: last they killed it.

1391
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 2: But it was my lips looked like a dirty pussy.

1392
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 3: You're Noah, like, put her chin on it. There's a

1393
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 3: chin print on.

1394
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: The yah, but I think it was pre period blood.

1395
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 3: I think.

1396
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: Can I just read my favorite line? Yeah, welcome everyone.

1397
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: Today we're gathered here to together to witness and celebrate

1398
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: the marriage of Anya Marina and Matt Pond. We also

1399
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,439
Speaker 1: get to go back home and tell people we were

1400
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 1: in Kate Walsh's backyard.

1401
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 3: I died.

1402
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 1: I was liked it, nailed it. It was so so good.

1403
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean, so many hilarious moments, so many great little

1404
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: inside jokes. But it was uh, I mean, I could.

1405
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 3: Go on if you want, No, it was really it was.

1406
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 3: It was a lot of pressure because it's just like,

1407
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 3: I don't want to make it about me everyone's because

1408
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 3: it's a it's a what my previous definition of poignant.

1409
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 3: I felt like it was a poignant moment before I

1410
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 3: knew that was about sad. I think, like, you can't

1411
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 3: make it too funny. It's just like this note you

1412
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 3: have to hit of like. I don't like being too

1413
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 3: sincere because then I start to feel like it's like

1414
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 3: a funeral, and I also am just like it was

1415
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 3: just a lot of pressure. So I looked up this

1416
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 3: is the perfect thing to do if you ever want

1417
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 3: to get do anything that you're out of your comfort zone,

1418
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 3: look up an example of something sure, and then make

1419
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 3: it your own. So I just like stole ones that

1420
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 3: were pre written and then put my own shit into it.

1421
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 3: Mads die, it.

1422
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: Is all original. Don't listen to whatever she just said.

1423
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 1: It is all original, incredible content that was so perfectly

1424
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: said and so you and it was was so touched

1425
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: the crowd.

1426
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 3: You want so many compliments? Amazing in my life? Yeah, yeah,

1427
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. You made me go, where is this be?

1428
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,640
Speaker 3: It not do comedy for a living? I would have

1429
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 3: thought this was a moment that would have changed my

1430
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 3: life if like the amount of people that I'm not

1431
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 3: kidding you. I've done four specials, I've done six tonight shows,

1432
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 3: I've done so many big fucking things, and I've never

1433
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,639
Speaker 3: once gotten this many compliments about something afterwards that were sincere.

1434
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 3: Now I know all the compliments I've gotten in the

1435
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 3: past were insincere because these were like, oh my god,

1436
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: Like people wanted my autograph. It was like the most

1437
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 3: I've ever the most love I've ever gotten for something.

1438
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 3: And I wrote it that morning and I.

1439
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: Hate you you wrote it that morning. I have labored

1440
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: over my vows and you fucking knocked You're such.

1441
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 3: A like did a rough draft the night before, and

1442
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 3: then the next night, when we were at a rehearsal dinner,

1443
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 3: I was asked the table like for some advice and

1444
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 3: we came up with some good No what you gave

1445
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 3: me something right.

1446
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,640
Speaker 2: And you didn't use mine, but you use one of Taylor's,

1447
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 2: which was like at the end, I forgot what it was.

1448
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 3: Well, that was my idea and she wrote the joke,

1449
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 3: so I, okay, I just want to be clear. But

1450
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 3: she did come up with the joke. So my idea

1451
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 3: was like, you know how that the power vested in

1452
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 3: me by yeah, I said the power vested in me

1453
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 3: by instant officiator dot net and but Taylor rode a

1454
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 3: very instant officiator dot net. But I was like, I

1455
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 3: need to come up with a funny website, and she

1456
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 3: came up with that, so I do want to give

1457
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 3: her credit.

1458
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,599
Speaker 1: But it was you know, I'm a co writers. I

1459
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 1: loved as Anya's roommate and friend. I was front seat

1460
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: from Matt and Nanya's courtship, which was love at first

1461
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: sight for Anya, and.

1462
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 3: That yes, that was the night before where I was like, guys,

1463
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 3: I need to come up with some stuff. I was like,

1464
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 3: so it was love at first sight for Anya and

1465
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 3: they go use that.

1466
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 6: I was like, I wasn't just being funny, realize yeah, what, well,

1467
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 6: I didn't want to be mean to you by like

1468
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 6: saying like Matt didn't like you at first, and so

1469
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 6: I needed to make something to.

1470
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 3: Like give you the the the the place of power.

1471
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 3: Where like in the beginning of the relationship, Anya was

1472
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 3: fully in Matt was not. But then I needed to

1473
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 3: change it, where like now Matt's fully And I was like,

1474
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 3: where's an example of that. And I'm like, oh, it's

1475
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 3: like their music like Anya's if and I said, for

1476
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 3: those of you who like, don't know, like a lot

1477
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 3: of the speeches reference their like rocky start and it's

1478
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 3: and also I was referencing it as well, and I go,

1479
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 3: for those of you don't understand like what we're talking about,

1480
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 3: if you weren't around for that, you can there's you

1481
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 3: can find an example in Anya's You can hear about

1482
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 3: the beginning of the relationship in Anya's album.

1483
01:10:52,400 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: Uh paper Plane Sane at currently at currently check out.

1484
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:05,639
Speaker 3: No, particularly the songs not Mine's the one and shut

1485
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 3: Up and shut Up. And then I was like, to

1486
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 3: hear where they're currently at. Just check out Matt's entire

1487
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 3: the Natural Lines, entire album. He's fucking obsessed with her.

1488
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 3: So it was kind of like it made it like,

1489
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 3: now Anya's like the cool one and Matt's kind of

1490
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,759
Speaker 3: the one that's like head over heels, so it balanced

1491
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 3: it out, but it is true, like this guy cannot

1492
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:29,439
Speaker 3: write a song without being like professing his love his

1493
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 3: music video. What's the one where he drew the cartoon?

1494
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: That is an amazing uh song? It's so good? Hold on, fuck,

1495
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 1: I can't remember it.

1496
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's a weird title. Again. Anya's half I

1497
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,599
Speaker 3: got her foot half out of this relationship. But there's

1498
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 3: this one song that she sent us the video to

1499
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 3: and she's like, Matt has a new video today, you guys,

1500
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 3: you should check it out on the Girl's shut And

1501
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck is this? It is a

1502
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 3: music video where.

1503
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 1: Scene that will never die.

1504
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 3: You die for a scene that die loves a girl

1505
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 3: And if you to see how what you deserve in

1506
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 3: a relationship and how much a man should love you

1507
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 3: watch a scene that will never die and then be

1508
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 3: mad at your husband all day because he'll never feel

1509
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 3: that way about you. He'll never write anything as amazing

1510
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 3: as that. Like it depressed me so much after I

1511
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 3: watched that music video, I was just like, no one

1512
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,680
Speaker 3: will ever feel this way about me, and no one

1513
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 3: will certainly ever put it to an animation where a

1514
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 3: little dog is carrying a string that leads to me

1515
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 3: or whatever the fuck.

1516
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.

1517
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 2: He's got a new thing out.

1518
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 3: You guys, check it out. I'm like, oh, you mean

1519
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 3: the nicest thing, the most sweet thing I've ever heard

1520
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:32,799
Speaker 3: my life.

1521
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: Nikki was there, I was playing la and we were

1522
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: there together. I was at Hotel cafe and I hadn't

1523
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: heard from Matt in eight weeks, and all of a sudden,

1524
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,679
Speaker 1: he texted me do you want to go camping? While

1525
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,719
Speaker 1: I was on stage performing, and I told the crowd,

1526
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with being a musician. I'm obsessed with you guys,

1527
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: and this is the most fun career of my you

1528
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 1: know ever. But the best moment of my life just

1529
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 1: happened because this guy that I just wrote that song

1530
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,360
Speaker 1: that you heard about just texted me. And I've been

1531
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: dying for this text. And so Matt Man I got

1532
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 1: together after that and have been together ever since. But

1533
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: that story I told him. He wrote a song about it,

1534
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: and then the animated video shows that happening, like me

1535
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 1: on stage and then him asking me camping and us

1536
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 1: ending up together.

1537
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 3: And I remember when you said that to the crowd.

1538
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 3: I knew exactly who you're talking about, and I was like,

1539
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 3: stay the fuck away from I was so mad because

1540
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 3: I was sick of this guy coming in and out

1541
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 3: of your life. And I thought it was one more

1542
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,800
Speaker 3: round of this. She's going to go into a deep

1543
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 3: depressive hole. Yeah, I was like, fuck, get away from her.

1544
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 3: But if you are listening, it happened exactly eight weeks,

1545
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 3: like the book says.

1546
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: Six point five, six point five weeks.

1547
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 3: But the book says to me, hey, six after you

1548
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 3: tell a guy the book being getting to I Do?

1549
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 3: And also I wanted to put in a reference to

1550
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 3: getting to I Do in the speech so badly.

1551
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: I was you didn't he doesn't know.

1552
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 3: I know, but he wouldn't have known. It was a

1553
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 3: way for me, me to get you to go look

1554
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 3: at me like this. But he wouldn't have known because

1555
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 3: it would have been so seamless of like and now

1556
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 3: you guys are getting to I Do. I was gonna

1557
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 3: do something like that, but anyway, it wouldn't ever have

1558
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 3: been like the book Getting to I Do by Pat

1559
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 3: I would have never said that.

1560
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: It was just gonna be at the back of the

1561
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,679
Speaker 1: bar ninety nine.

1562
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 3: But the book getting to I do is the book

1563
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 3: that on your read And what you do is like

1564
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 3: you give a guy an ultimatum of like, I want this,

1565
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 3: this this in our relationship. What is it continuity, exclusivity,

1566
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 3: and longevity.

1567
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 2: Do in the speech?

1568
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I wanted to representity, but I thought you might

1569
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 3: not remember those three things. And then you tell the

1570
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 3: guy that's what I want and if you can't give it,

1571
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 3: and I love you, and if you can't give it

1572
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 3: to me, then I gotta go. And then you leave

1573
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,759
Speaker 3: and you wait eight weeks without any contact. He can't

1574
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 3: have any of you, Like, don't let him see you

1575
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 3: want Instagram or anything, because it will it will keep

1576
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 3: him thinking that you're still in his life, and then

1577
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 3: he will start to field withdrawal. And it takes eight

1578
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 3: weeks before they actually are gone forever. And if you

1579
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 3: wait eight weeks, then let them go. But give them

1580
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 3: eight weeks because it takes out long for a man

1581
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 3: to like start missing you. And it was six and

1582
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 3: a half weeks and then boom.

1583
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: Not that it's that important, but I didn't give him

1584
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:02,439
Speaker 1: the ultimatum. I just finally, after knowing him for like

1585
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 1: six years, I don't want to do this casual with

1586
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 1: any thing anymore. I'm like too in love with you

1587
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:07,639
Speaker 1: to do that.

1588
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 3: That's all I had to say, well that's what yeah, Okay's.

1589
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 1: And then he came back and then I had to

1590
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: do a little more free tooling, but that really worked,

1591
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: and that I'm just saying that for any girl who's listening,

1592
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 1: was that's all. It sounds very simple, but it was

1593
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,720
Speaker 1: the hardest thing I ever had to do because it

1594
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: was so vulnerable to say how I actually felt about him.

1595
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: And I'd always been taught like, never tell a guy

1596
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 1: you love him, but then I learned, no, you can.

1597
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,640
Speaker 1: It's actually more vulnerable than everything you've been doing up

1598
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 1: until now, which is like giving him everything you've got

1599
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: except yes.

1600
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, and to not talk to them after that,

1601
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 3: and to not keep like watching their Instagram stories. So

1602
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:48,759
Speaker 3: your name popular.

1603
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,679
Speaker 1: You helped me so much with that. You have helped

1604
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: me like write breakup speech emails to Matt one time.

1605
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,719
Speaker 1: I was so shattered. Nikki's like, give me your phone,

1606
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 1: just give it to me, and she wrote a whole

1607
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,880
Speaker 1: thing and goes, look at this, reread it.

1608
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 3: How is it.

1609
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's actually great, and then she just hit

1610
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 1: sand and I that was like six months that I

1611
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 1: didn't talk to him and that was an important email.

1612
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 1: All it's all snowballed to this Oh god, we were

1613
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 1: seeing an Empire diner. I was shattered over ssheto peppers.

1614
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 1: I'm just so glad that it all worked out. And

1615
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 1: it's just goes to show that someone that I I'm sorry.

1616
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: If Matt is listening, I don't think he is. But

1617
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,680
Speaker 1: I had zero faith in you. I hated you.

1618
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 3: I literally I didn't know him, so I couldn't hate him,

1619
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,680
Speaker 3: but I hated what he was able to make. It

1620
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:39,599
Speaker 3: was like my friend was an heroin addict, and when

1621
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,200
Speaker 3: he would come in her life, she would just like

1622
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,440
Speaker 3: it would ruin her. Like if you have a girlfriend

1623
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:46,839
Speaker 3: that's going through a similar thing where it's like anytime

1624
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 3: a guy comes back in, you're like, by friend, I

1625
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 3: won't see you for a bit because every conversation we

1626
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:52,840
Speaker 3: have will be about this guy who is giving you

1627
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 3: nothing and you're giving him everything and you're trudging through

1628
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 3: the snow to bring him food and you're risking your

1629
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 3: life like it was just and this guy who I

1630
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,920
Speaker 3: had given up It just this gives me so much

1631
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 3: faith in people because they can't. People can change, or

1632
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,640
Speaker 3: people can find the best parts of themselves. He was

1633
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 3: always this person because he is one of my favorite

1634
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 3: people of all time, and just never give up hope.

1635
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 3: People can change. But you need to tell your friend

1636
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 3: to get the book getting to I do. If you

1637
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 3: have a friend like this, that's a really great way

1638
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,800
Speaker 3: to put it. Poignant that people not the people.

1639
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 4: Poignant, not that people can change, but that people can

1640
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 4: discover a part of them that was missed, that was

1641
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 4: there the whole time.

1642
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:32,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, whenever i feel like I've been in a

1643
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,719
Speaker 3: relationship where I'm like, this is not what I want

1644
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,519
Speaker 3: and I want a man that's gonna I want this

1645
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,439
Speaker 3: kind of man and I'm waiting for that guy, I'm

1646
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 3: always like and it could be you. It is you, Yeah,

1647
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 3: but that guy's not you yet, Like you're not you

1648
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 3: need to.

1649
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,680
Speaker 1: Because I'm not the me that I need to be.

1650
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm starting to be by putting my foot down

1651
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 3: about like the person I want to be doesn't accept

1652
01:17:54,439 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 3: this stuff. So maybe I'm not there yet, but I'm

1653
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 3: going to start trying to live like the person I

1654
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,280
Speaker 3: want to be. And you said you used to manifest

1655
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,600
Speaker 3: Anya by thinking about like how do I want to

1656
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:05,840
Speaker 3: feel in the relationship, and like what do I want

1657
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 3: a man to say to me? And you used to

1658
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,559
Speaker 3: like say to yourself the things that Matt now says to.

1659
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, that you're small and pretty and I love

1660
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:19,720
Speaker 1: your family. Sweet said in his vows was when I

1661
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: met you, we got along so well and we laughed

1662
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,720
Speaker 1: and it was just like so perfect the night we

1663
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: met and I and it was so easy, which is

1664
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,280
Speaker 1: why I knew we couldn't be together like he had

1665
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: it explained why he wasn't available. He just didn't have

1666
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 1: anything to offer me at that point. But that got

1667
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 1: a laugh out of everybody. And then I love that

1668
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 1: he's like forever just took a while. That killed me too.

1669
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 3: There were so many lines he was His was amazing,

1670
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 3: and I love that he was like I need to

1671
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,360
Speaker 3: go first because I can't follow Anya. I'm like, I

1672
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 3: know you're a sleep You've got a sleeper speech there

1673
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 3: that is going to be so good. You're a fucking

1674
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,960
Speaker 3: poet poet, Like, yeah, it's going to be amazing. It

1675
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,760
Speaker 3: was such a great wedding, best day ever, what more

1676
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 3: stories from it when we come back tomorrow. I hope

1677
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:04,720
Speaker 3: you'll join us. Thank you for coming all this way, Brian,

1678
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 3: we got to get to set. Thank you, Noah, Thank

1679
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: you Anya. We'll be here tomorrow. Delbyka and use cub

1680
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 3: soda to get period. Say those just gosh and a

1681
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,519
Speaker 3: little bit of Stally solution and it works