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Speaker 1: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: Good morning. You wouldn't hear yesterday. I so now we

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Junior, Jake and Tommy. I stole out

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Speaker 1: And look at you now? Look at you now? I

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Speaker 1: it's the Nephew with Run that Prank Back. You're listening

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Speaker 1: on that Prank Back. Hey, Nappy, what you got? Come on,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Nappy half nappy. Excuse me too much.

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Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Darryl, darl kids they

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Speaker 1: a picture of your self and send it to me

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Speaker 1: texted to me since you get folk phoned numbers, and

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Speaker 1: give it to you. Take a picture of your stepf

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Speaker 1: and texted to me. I bet you you look like

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Speaker 1: who would have thought it? My daughters braids are gonna

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Speaker 1: stay up for the rest of the years. As a

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, we ain't gonna rebraid it. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: stay that way, so it can be mad at and

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Speaker 1: represent that's what we're gonna do. Frances, listen, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't want to argue. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 1: and see if we could actually, you know, come to

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Speaker 1: a medium on this. Do you think that there's a

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Speaker 1: possibility that I mean, when I'm I'm picking up DJ

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Speaker 1: tomorrow after school, would it what would it be all

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Speaker 1: right if I picked up little Kaylin and brought her

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Speaker 1: home and let my wife do our hair. Please? I

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Speaker 1: wish that he would pick my start up and see

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Speaker 1: what the hell I do. I'm gonna call my husband's

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Speaker 1: him to come off your house and whoop your after

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Speaker 1: he braids yo, And I wish you would pick up

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Speaker 1: my thought. I call the police on As a matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, you're gonna have to call the police on

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Speaker 1: me and my husband Steward and see what happens. Maam.

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00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get some class here. That's all

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Speaker 1: we're wanting. We're not wanting to fight with you. It's

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Speaker 1: just the blacks here. We think that we want a

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Speaker 1: little bit more classy look of the way we are growing.

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Speaker 1: That's the only thing we're looking for. The only person

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Speaker 1: who's gonna be taking the classes when we get to

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna be kicking the class. How about bad? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't stand up like you. Y'all get five dollars

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Speaker 1: and one penny in your box and think you better

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Speaker 1: than everybody as you get where you came from. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, what's your what's your name? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the principle on your uh day, give me

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Speaker 1: your name and Mr Hoole, what's your name? Uh? That's

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Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's not that's not really what my

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Speaker 1: name is. But that's what told me when you first

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Speaker 1: called me. What is your real name? My name is

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Speaker 1: my name. My real name is Tommy Thomas. No my

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Speaker 1: last name either. What What the hell is your name?

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Speaker 1: Do you know? My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your husband, Keith got me

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Speaker 1: the plank phone call you baby, Oh my god, keep

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Speaker 1: you you got me ready to tick the pts, cool

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Speaker 1: and everything. I'll tell you what. Keep eat out for

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Speaker 1: the rest of the week, he told me, He said, Man,

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Speaker 1: he said, it don't take about two and a half

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Speaker 1: minutes for my wife to go off. He said, it

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Speaker 1: don't take for two and a half. You said, You're right, alight,

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Speaker 1: calm down? What what what? I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: to ask you? What is the baddest and I mean

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00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. She wasn't having it. She

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Speaker 1: was a little tance back then. Yeah, tance about that.

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00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: You know, nappy is the new thing? Yeah? Does that

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Speaker 1: mean nappy is the new thing? It's natural? You mean natural,

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Speaker 1: like like the like the like the young boys they

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Speaker 1: have nappy here but they land they lands up. Oh

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Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: MS and will be here with National News and then

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Speaker 1: Jay with Man on the Streets. You're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, did you want to

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Speaker 1: comment one more time on Tommy's prank nappy here? Because

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Speaker 1: before we go to further As the leader of this

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Speaker 1: rambunctious bunch, I would like to let everybody know that

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Speaker 1: it's not called nappy, it's natural, a thing of beauty.

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Speaker 1: And for those of you that are rocking your natural hair,

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Speaker 1: hands up in the al for you, Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: He fools over here that insists on writing jokes. I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to clear that up so everybody don't think

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Speaker 1: that the entire Morning show has lost their damn mind.

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Speaker 1: And the leader of this group, I felt compelled to

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Speaker 1: come back and straighten it out. Y'all. Pranks get us

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Speaker 1: all proud of That's deep coming from Steve. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: Jay's here with Man on the Street. What you got ja,

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Speaker 1: Man on the Street? Two questions, It's two questions. What

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00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: reminds you of summer and your favorite summertime songs? Two

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Speaker 1: things that remind you of summer bikini and beach, Humidity

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Speaker 1: and the beach sun tandler S, Watermelon and Beaches, ice cream,

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Speaker 1: the beach and Suntan Lotion, summertime Jungle buy. There you go,

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Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Thank y'all enjoying the show. Huh No, it's

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Speaker 1: not of us, the beach and suntan lotion. No, what's

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Speaker 1: that what we do? Sometimes I do this right outside

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Speaker 1: the show Umley where we are when people coming, A

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Speaker 1: lot of white people said watermelon, Yeah, yeah, summer, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: watermelon is what did you record it on? Girls? You

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Speaker 1: look like you know that sounds like you recorded on

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Speaker 1: that machine that I got when I was nine. I

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Speaker 1: got that pushing play had a little mike in it,

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Speaker 1: with a little round mike with the corner my aunt gave.

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Speaker 1: Was one of those man that was my favorite Christmas

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Speaker 1: I got. I got man almost got killed that Christmas. No.

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Speaker 1: I recorded my first comedy sketch. But when when you

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Speaker 1: were customs, I did Rudy reymost signifying markets. I knew

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Speaker 1: it by heart. All right. So guys, Steve, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you what makes you think of summer? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you what really makes me think or

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Speaker 1: something you can't radio, can you clean it up? I

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Speaker 1: tell you what I like. That reminds me of summer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what iced tea? U and nudity, Iced tea and nudity,

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Speaker 1: you know, almost nudity. I love to see your sister

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Speaker 1: with a regular swimsuit on. But as she's walking up

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Speaker 1: the beach, it turns into a thought. Right now, that's

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Speaker 1: when you didn't bought the size that fit. But as

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Speaker 1: you walk, it works his way t back. Yes, ever

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Speaker 1: even to be word size still be out. But then

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Speaker 1: eventually when she come back and both didn't worked up,

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Speaker 1: you'll be gonna walk. You better walk on this beach.

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Speaker 1: I think we get the picture. Yeah, all right, on

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Speaker 1: that note, it's time to slemen, very old MS and trip.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much everybody. This is answered with the news. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hen what looks like a continuation of a game of

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Speaker 1: can you chop this? Between the Trump White House and China.

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Speaker 1: President Trump now says he may be willing to go

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Speaker 1: one better and consider placing tariffs on another one hundred

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Speaker 1: billion dollars worth of Chinese imports, and the President explained

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Speaker 1: his motives yesterday to an audi incident in West Virginia

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Speaker 1: In many respects. I think we're gonna have a fantastic

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Speaker 1: relationship a long term with China, but we have to

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Speaker 1: get this straighten out. We have to have some balance.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah. First Trump slapped his tariffs on Chinese steel

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Speaker 1: and aluminum, and then the Chinese did the same to us,

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Speaker 1: putting tariffs on porks and nuts and threatening and threatening

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Speaker 1: actually to place the extra levies on soybeans that has

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Speaker 1: now already to press US farm prices. And you know,

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00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: a U S farm people are the people who really

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00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: propelled Donald Trump into office and baton Rouge. Louisiana community

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Speaker 1: activists have joined the up a CP and urging the

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Speaker 1: state Attorney General to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate

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Speaker 1: the case of Alton Sterling, the black man selling CDs

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Speaker 1: outside of a convenience store who was shot to death

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Speaker 1: by a white policeman as he laid face down on

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Speaker 1: the ground and held down by another cop. Attorney General

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Speaker 1: Jeff Landry refused to prosecute either white officer, even though

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Speaker 1: Blaine Salomony that's the cops scene on video yelling profanities

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00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: before shooting Mr Sterling six times in the back. Salimony

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Speaker 1: has been fired. The Florida history teacher accused of running

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Speaker 1: a racist podcast as quit her job. Diane Bodovich was

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00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: already on suspension ever since her white supremacist online radio

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Speaker 1: show was discovered. Bolovitch should taught middle school and Citrus

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Speaker 1: County and maintained a Twitter account that espoused white racist views.

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Speaker 1: It was the Huffington Post that reported her hateful sideline. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: the Trump administration is putting an end to a program

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Speaker 1: that exempted illegal aliens who were pregnant from deportation. That

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Speaker 1: fed say this policy treats pregnant women like any of

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Speaker 1: the detainee. However, those in their third trimester, they say,

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Speaker 1: will be released. Immigration and human rights activists are slamming

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Speaker 1: that new policy. The poor communities of Brazil still upset

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Speaker 1: over the apparent assassination of a woman named Mariol Franco,

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Speaker 1: a black city councilwoman who fought for civil rights for

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Speaker 1: the non white community in Brazil. Franco spoke out about

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Speaker 1: the racist brutality, which she said that was routinely used

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Speaker 1: by the nation's soul called security forces in the ghettos,

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00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: they're called favelas over there. Reports are that two men

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Speaker 1: in a car came up alongside her car and shot

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Speaker 1: and killed this councilwoman and her driver. Thousands of Brazilians

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Speaker 1: continue to hit the streets daily demand that Rio's military

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Speaker 1: force be disbanded. The movie Black Panther about to become

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Speaker 1: the first film released in Saudi Arabian thirty five years

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Speaker 1: movie theaters over they have banned. Uh, those kind of

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00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: thing were banned actually after the ultra conservative standards were

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00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: adopted about forty years ago. However, the Crown Prince says

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Speaker 1: he's in favor of more progressive culture. So according to Variety,

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Speaker 1: AMC wants to open forty movie houses in Saudi Arabia

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Speaker 1: over the next five years. And as I said the top,

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Speaker 1: Black Panther is going to be the first film sin over. Finally,

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Speaker 1: today is National Twinkies Day and also National Army Day.

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Speaker 1: We salute all of those who fight for our rights.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with more entertainment in today's trending topics.

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after the hour of Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the ste Harvey Morning Show. Unable to

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Speaker 1: convince Congress or Mexico to pay for his proposed border wall,

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00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has now directed National Guard troops to be

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Speaker 1: stationed along the border. Mexico responded by saying such a

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00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: plan would gravely damage and that's in quotes, would greatly

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Speaker 1: damage its relationship with the US. The plan is for

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Speaker 1: the National Guard to assist US customs and border protection

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Speaker 1: officers and halting the flow of illegal immigrants into the US. Democrats,

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Speaker 1: of course, are critical of this plan, with Senator Michael

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Speaker 1: Bennett of Colorado saying, unfortunately the President failed to lead,

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Speaker 1: and rather than find real solutions and immigration, he continues

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Speaker 1: to stroke fear. That's what he said. Other leaders say

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Speaker 1: that it seems that US citizens with automatic weapons are

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Speaker 1: a greater threat to US than hard working immigrants that

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Speaker 1: come to the U s seeking a better life for

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Speaker 1: themselves and their families. So there you go. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: he ain't run this by noble No, well he never does.

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Speaker 1: Nobody even knows who's gonna fund this because it takes money. Now,

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Speaker 1: you know, national gods, great people in the National Guard. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I don't want them down there doing that though, because

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Speaker 1: you know, you like, I'm not, I'm not I'm running.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right, If enough of them is coming

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Speaker 1: across the border, and it's just me. I'm running They yeah, yeah, yeah, matter.

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Speaker 1: I promise you I'm not looking at you over here.

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Speaker 1: Pass out of lunch bag. Here, y'all take this with no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not finishing here. Run up in the forty people

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Speaker 1: and get my no. I'm now. This is just not

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Speaker 1: President's bigger problems this damn water in this country. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what, I could save him a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: If they give me one billion, I'll go down there

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Speaker 1: and draw a line crossing. I'll get a line for

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Speaker 1: you in that set a billion dollars and that's all.

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00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: I draw this line and then that would be That

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Speaker 1: would be it. I'll take a billion done. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about fun you. It's not presidential. This is just not presidential.

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Speaker 1: None of none of the stuff does nothing. What I

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Speaker 1: say it ain't presidential. President you're not saying present, but

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's like he just wakes goes to sleep,

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Speaker 1: wakes up with these ideas and expects them to execute them.

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Speaker 1: You know, he has to go through channels and people

635
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: in Congress and things like that in order to get

636
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: it done. Yeah, and expects it to be done like

637
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: that with the snap of a finger. Being the president

638
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: confused with being a king exactly. You're absolutely right. Yeah,

639
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: and they really do need to sit down and try

640
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: and find some real solutions for immigration and being a

641
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: problem in this country. Teachers with that don't get paid enough. Yes, yes,

642
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: we do. All right. Well, listen, coming up at thirty

643
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: or four after the hour. J Anthony Brown is here

644
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: to murder yet another hit right after this. You're listening,

645
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, please introduce your boy,

646
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Jervin Brown. First of all, I got

647
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: a couple of announcements, Steve. I like to do gratulate

648
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: my daughter who just passed the examination to become a

649
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: principle principle. Yes, yes, I know from me. Huh hell

650
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: did she learn that? No? Really, no, Dad, it is

651
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: damn and you gotta get the education here. I guess

652
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: she just looked at you. I ain't gonna be that.

653
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: That's her father. You can't save that, bet you. I

654
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: don't do that. I ain't gonna be that. Damn. Oh,

655
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: you're funny, but you gave us a great life, but

656
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: large you ignorant. I'm not gonna be that. Congratulations, j

657
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: That's great. Congratulations, Drake. All right now, you heard Drake's

658
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: song God's playing, Oh yeah and everything. Yeah, it's a

659
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: nice song. Let's see what you're thinking the trip in

660
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: the trip and the trip and the trip and the

661
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: trip in on me. I've been madding a lot of

662
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm glad that I'm free, damn except for ten kids.

663
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: But I just got three. Started at a club and

664
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: it was calm, Mr Des don't give a flying app

665
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: what you thinking by me? Because we got nominated for

666
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: an Amy. I hooked up with Steve Harvey. Now I

667
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 1: ride for TV. Got a nice little club in the city.

668
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: Now I'm what call it Tommy Junior, step and Turley.

669
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: I ain't playing Jane playing. I like them white guls.

670
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: Ain't got done, thank God. Now I can't be with

671
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 1: whom I won't. I won't And I'm always telling Joe

672
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: shouting down, put me down, A J A B. I

673
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: like a girl with pretty, cheap pretty can say no more.

674
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: I gotta pee real real. I ain't playing Jane playing

675
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: Jane playing. I ain't playing Jane playing Jane playing. I

676
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: ain't playing I ain't playing what you do. I gotta

677
00:43:41,440 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: play the two ways it deaf. She's using that song

678
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 1: with you damn old for that. Yeah, it was really

679
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: send that to Drake. Yeah, you're saying about Drake, what

680
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: were you saying? I didn't I didn't know that them

681
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: wind breaker jogging suits was back to No, I didn't know. No,

682
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm not cracking. I didn't know because I threw all

683
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: mine away because I had on one one time. My

684
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: son said, Dad, what is that? It's just jogging suit?

685
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: What's it made out of? I just win't break a dog?

686
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: So all my sons with Holly. So it's Jake is

687
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: a Drake fashion challenged or whatever you want to call it.

688
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't but you know, they've been

689
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: talking about him on the Graham his selfies and stuff.

690
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: He's been trying to clap back. But people trying to

691
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: figure out, Drake, what are you doing? Is he trying

692
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: to bring him back? Is that what he's doing? It's

693
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: other stuff too, though it's the other his other gear questioned,

694
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: but I love him. Yeah, that was a jam Jay,

695
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: It really was. Yes, do you do you write your

696
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: own lyrics? J because they're a genius or nobody else

697
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: wrote this? Nobody else wrote this? Hill, can't nobody think

698
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: like this? You know your friend, don't you you know him? Well,

699
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: he was on another level when you wrote it. Yeah,

700
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: there were some things going on. Wow, hey Carlin, have

701
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: we got any more comments about whether I should come back? Yeah?

702
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: Let me get him ready for you, yes, sir, okay,

703
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it right after we come back

704
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: from the nephew and his praying phone call. That's right

705
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 1: after this, you're to say, Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

706
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

707
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. Up next, Nephew Tommy

708
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. But before we

709
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: went to break, Carlo, Steve asked you about did we

710
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: get any more tweets about him coming back to the

711
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: stage to do comedy? Yeah we are. Steve asked everyone

712
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: to vote. Go to Steve Harvey FM on the Graham.

713
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: Should Steve Harvey come back to stand up? Yes, you should.

714
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: You'll regret not following your heart. This one says yes,

715
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: please return to the stage and advertise in advance because

716
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: me and my daughter we will fly from Seattle to

717
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: come see you anywhere. Crash tag the goat greatest of

718
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: all time, Steve Harvey. So there you go I didn't

719
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: say that. The goat is Richard. I appreciate that. Earthquake responded.

720
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: Earthquake said, hey, what up, big brother heard you this morning?

721
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: Let's do it? Come back. I suggest you do like

722
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 1: you did back when you had your club in Dallas.

723
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: Host work your sugar honey iced tea out do how

724
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: much time you won't didn't bring up the next comment.

725
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: I will close after that. Then you ready for your special.

726
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm out here every day. You still the best? Love. Wow,

727
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: that's nice. All right, nephew Tommy is here with today's

728
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got nev Sebastian the artist,

729
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: Sebastian the artist, because I'm an artist, now run it?

730
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: Please hello Hello, I wish to speak with a Mr.

731
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: Please hello, sir. My name is Sebastian. I am with

732
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: the Art Institute and I wanted to give you a

733
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: call about um. I have a huge showing coming up

734
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: where I am going to be displaying my portfolio and

735
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: all of my drawings within it. But I have one

736
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: drawing that I am looking to display that I have

737
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: not put on canvas yet, and I'm looking to take

738
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: something of essence to put on canvas and I want

739
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: to call you about getting permission. Wait, hold on, dog,

740
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: just to stop you right now. I don't do that,

741
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not a model. That's not my profession,

742
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: So you would not waste your time no more. You

743
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Just go ahead, mr Mr. I

744
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: don't think you understand that my showing is gonna have

745
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: some very important people there. I am, like I said

746
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: before with our institute. Yea, I said, I don't do that.

747
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: That's not me. I mean, I hate you know what,

748
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: would you just calling folks up you as solicitor or something.

749
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying

750
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: to trying to get them the model look sir, Mr. No,

751
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done

752
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What what I'm

753
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: doing is, I'm not calling you as for being a

754
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you

755
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like

756
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: to hold on canvas. Now you're married to your wife?

757
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: Is a correct? The whole whoa whoa whoa dob no

758
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: for who is this? Seriously? Because I can give my number,

759
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: I can get my number, because you're talking about my

760
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: wife and stuff. I know my wife. My name is Sebastian.

761
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: I am with art Institute. What I'm trying to do

762
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: with capturing and mortalize the beauty of essence on canda

763
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: lies okay yo, for real thought, you just can't. You

764
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: don't talk about my wife all right, So I'm not.

765
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 1: I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.

766
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: I want to I want to mortalize her and capture

767
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: her on canvas, the beauties that she beholds. I've seen

768
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: your wife several times. You guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?

769
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: Do you see my wife? But wait, what do you

770
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: see my wife? At? What? Why do you? Why are you?

771
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

772
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: she shops on her hall im I've seen it so

773
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: many times there, and she holds all the beauty that

774
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: an artist would like to put on Kansas. Like I

775
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: said before, I have a huge showing and you're welcome

776
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: to come out as well. That's gonna be so many

777
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: important people there. But I wanted to call and get

778
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: permission from you about painting your wife. No, you ain't

779
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: got that permission. Play well, you just can't. You just

780
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: can't go around following my wife and trying to motalize

781
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: or whatever. I just said, all right, so so, but

782
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: I would like to let you know I have taken

783
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head. What, Joe,

784
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: you have lost your damn mind. You can't be just

785
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get permission

786
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: for that. What's wrong with you? You are crazy? You

787
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: don't understand your wife holds the essence that every artist wants.

788
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: I don't care what he holds. You can't be going

789
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: around painting folks heads. Wrong with you, sir. That's the

790
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling trying to get permission from you.

791
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: I said, bastelor and want to put your wife on

792
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants

793
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: to behold. She mortalized the beauty of canon. Whoa hold

794
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: of God? Hold of the hold of God? You're telling

795
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: me you're walking around column painting my wife's head? Is that? What?

796
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dude too, I'm only trying to

797
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: complete my folio. Oh no, your portfolio here? Listen it

798
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: is If I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't

799
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: care a new play of magazine. I don't care where

800
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: Bill or whatever. Yo, I'm gonna find Joe. I'm whoop you.

801
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna

802
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: see did you you understand that, sir? I don't want

803
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: to have a duel with you. Sir, here's a duel.

804
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: They do what they do. In fact, what name is

805
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: a bashi name is? That's a fashion, sir. All I

806
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 1: want to do is paint your wife in her rawest

807
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: and purest. Foe. That's there's law and purest for me.

808
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: What do you want? Seriously, I want to paint your wife.

809
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: I want to paint her in the nude. How do

810
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: you watch your my active now? He's not? I don't know.

811
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: That's what you should do. Tell me where you as

812
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: you want to paint something. I'll give you something to pay.

813
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: Tell me where you are? What five? Read me? What

814
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: ho five? That's what's up? I want to whoop your

815
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: read me? Read me, paint me, paint me? You want

816
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: your mind telling what you wanna paint my wife in

817
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: a new it's gonna take them brush's a stick him up.

818
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: Your miss. She holds the essence and every person should

819
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: I'll give up what she holds asked, I'll give us

820
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: ask me something like that, sir, I must ask you.

821
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: Do you think that you are the only person that

822
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: has seen your wife in the new Surely that's been

823
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 1: men before you that have seen her in the new

824
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: day for you and my wife and no more. You

825
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: call my wife her? Is that what she's saying? Are

826
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: you called my wife? You? I want to pay your

827
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: wife and the beauty that she bought on canvas? Did

828
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: you not understand? I just said, you know, I told

829
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: you meet me on the corner of once and claim power.

830
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I else, like say, nehing

831
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: im in from the Steve am in the Morning Show,

832
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: you just got pay byr boy? What what this is?

833
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: This is nephew, This nephew times in for the Steve

834
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: im and Marta yo oh oh oh man yo man,

835
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: y'all yeah, I was moving version mare dude. I mean

836
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: you've got me dogs oh man. Yeah. It was Sebastian

837
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: want Yeah, dude, you get some bastard brother. I was

838
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: about to move with y'all and to bashes. I was

839
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: to paint brushes and always about the paint autumn with

840
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: your he told me. Man, he said, man, he's like

841
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: he loved his wife. I said, let me let me

842
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: say this right now, loves you. Let me get one

843
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Speaker 1: more thing from your man. What is the baddest I'm

844
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Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Yeah. Man,

845
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: it's Steve Harvey in the Morning show. Baby, Oh dear,

846
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Speaker 1: what did you think about it? Everyone? Please call im?

847
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 1: You want to draw somebody's wife naked? You know what

848
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying that ain't nothing wrong with that. You know,

849
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm an artist. You know what I'm saying. Ain't nobody

850
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 1: ever asked you all to draw family member naked like that? Okay,

851
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: ain't nobody now y'all? Do anybody won't a portrait? Up? What? Crazy?

852
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: All right? Look, we gotta go. Um, we really got

853
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Speaker 1: to get out of here. Coming up next, it's today's

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863
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So before we get

864
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter, guys, at this point reality stars Safari,

865
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: we all know who he is. Well, Safari probably wishes

866
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 1: that everyone would just forget that he got robbed last week.

867
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: Now this is according to the Shade Room and responds

868
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 1: to recent criticism. Uh, he tweeted. Uh, this is what

869
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: Safari said. I'm not crying over lost jewelry, that's material,

870
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: but not knowing if you're about to get shot in

871
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: the back of your head is the most traumatic thing

872
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: I've ever had to deal with. Thank God, I'm still alive.

873
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: They want me broken, but all they did was make

874
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: a beast out of me. When you do a crime

875
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: and get caught ten minutes after you did it, Uh,

876
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 1: that's called karma. Not snitching, but moving forward to people

877
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: who know and don't know me, don't take offense to

878
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: my new way of moving Thank you to everyone who

879
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,479
Speaker 1: has reached out and sent blessings t I caught wind

880
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: of Safari's comments guys equipped cold world, get a sweater.

881
00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 1: Uh so there, yeah, I saw. I saw the video

882
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: and I heard him. When you been at gunpoint, go

883
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,760
Speaker 1: into your head on the ground, man, and you're thinking

884
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: you're fitting to die, that's that's a cold piece of work. Man.

885
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: That ain't no, it's it's it's it's it's it's really,

886
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 1: have a gun on you. I've been I've been robbed

887
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: at gunpoint before. It unnerves you. I don't care who

888
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: you are, it unnerves you, especially if that ain't your world,

889
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: your life. Come on, man, if you are here, you robbing,

890
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: that's what you do. But even when it's on you, though,

891
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: it's unnerving. I got that, and I can understand what

892
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: a little what a little soldier coming from now hear

893
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 1: the part after I saw the video, m I would

894
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: have took the crime better. And I understand why he

895
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: was crying because it would probably do the same thing

896
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: to me. You just can't cry in a red fair

897
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: coat though, that's what that's what you got out of that.

898
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: You can't cry with the red coat. That too off.

899
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: Have a T shirt on or something the red for

900
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: a coat. Yeah, you don't see the crime. You see

901
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,479
Speaker 1: red for a coat, right, but there's proved that ain't

902
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: real cause they have took that. Well, no, it's not real.

903
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: He wears for a lot on the show. Whenever you

904
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: see him, he has one, you know, like and all honesty.

905
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: I understand the kid, I do, and I do. I

906
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: do understand, especially something happened just that you know soon.

907
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: It's unnerving. Man, the dude, the dude thought he was

908
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: gonna die. Absolutely, Steve, I'm in a gren These foods

909
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: out here can blow your brains out, and you're sitting

910
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: there thinking, lin man, I ain't gonna see my family

911
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: no more. This is But like he said, he's in

912
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: the role different now excuse me, but I'm rolling different now.

913
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: Caps blue jacket, no, no gon having people with him.

914
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: Fer We're glad he's all right, and really you know,

915
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: we're glad he's all right. All right, we gotta get

916
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: to this letter, nephew, let's go. So the people got

917
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: caught ten minutes later. Yeah, ten minutes later. So that's

918
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: a good And saying about no damn snitching. If you

919
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: robbed me, I'm telling on your as I'm not snitching

920
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling, yeah, you robbed me. I'll be pointing at

921
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: you like that. I go over there. Yeah, that's damn.

922
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: That's both. It was a third safari though. Yeah, all right,

923
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: thank you a man, hold on tight, we got it

924
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: full you here it is the Strawberry letter. Thank you

925
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: temmy subject. He doesn't call anymore. Hello, Stephen Shirley. I

926
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: met a guy about a month ago. We met at

927
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: a restaurant he co owns with a friend. We sat

928
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: there for the whole night, chatting the night away, and

929
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: left in the morning. He got my numbers from a

930
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: girlfriend of mine just before we left the place. He

931
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: then called thirty minutes later to find out if we

932
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: got him, saying, the next day I called him, we

933
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: had a chat, and during the week he proposed to

934
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: meet again with me, but he didn't pitch. I don't

935
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: get that part. I don't get that, but anyway, but

936
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: he didn't pitch. That's what she says. Then called later

937
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: to apologize as he had to present reports to his manager.

938
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: In the same week, Friday, we met again at the restaurant,

939
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: then later went home, and the next week he called

940
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: and told me he wanted to see me, even if

941
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: it was only for a minute. By that time, I

942
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: was on my way home. I called him again. We chatted,

943
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: then we met again at the restaurant and he offered

944
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: to give me a full body massage, of which I

945
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: rejected him nicely. Recently, he doesn't call at all. He

946
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: doesn't get back to me like he used to. Can

947
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: you please advise advise on what I can do without

948
01:00:54,680 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: compromising myself in this situation. Warmest regards, Laredo. Okay, Laredo,

949
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: If what I think happened actually did happen, then that

950
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: could be and it's probably why he's not calling you anymore.

951
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: You said you guys met at a restaurant then later

952
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: went home. I gotta ask you if you meant that

953
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: you went home together, because that's certainly what it sounds like.

954
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: But then at the end of the letter you said

955
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: you don't want to compromise yourself. But if you guys

956
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: went home together already, then I'm assuming you compromised yourself

957
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: earlier in the letter. It's a little confusing right there

958
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: for me. And there's a lot of stuff going on,

959
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff happening really really fast. Uh. You

960
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: called him the next day. You immediately called him the

961
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: next day. It sounds a little eager, a little desperate

962
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: to me. That's just that's my opinion, you know, And

963
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: I have some other questions. Why was he presenting reports

964
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: to his manager if he owned the restaurant. A lot

965
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: of confusing stuff going on in this letter. Um. Also, Um,

966
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,919
Speaker 1: you called him again, he asked you for a full

967
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: body massage. You rejected him nicely. See again that and

968
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: sound like you know you guys went home and got busy.

969
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. This letter is confusing to me, Steve,

970
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: What do you think you can at least get started.

971
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: This whole thing is just a mess because your letter

972
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 1: is sporadic. You've given us information out of order, uh, incomplete,

973
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: And anytime a woman writes incompletely, it's because she's intentionally

974
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: leaving something out. You're the most You're the most thorough

975
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: communicators I know on earth. You all will tell it

976
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: all because you all's gift is probing and digging and

977
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: and getting into the depth of the conversation. So when

978
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: you read a letter from a woman who has an

979
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: incomplete letter, is because she's trying to pick the information

980
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: she's going to share with you and leave out other information.

981
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: You all are the best at it in the world,

982
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: communicating and talk. So how she didn't wrote a letter

983
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: that we don't understand. It's because she didn't left some

984
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: stuff out, but she trying to figure out. But now

985
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: how does she clean up and fix this mess? Well,

986
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: I got some news for you when we come back, ma'am. Um,

987
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: And you probably not gonna like this answer right here,

988
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: but this answer is the truth because you are a

989
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: chapter in the book, and sport fishing she's she's the

990
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: chapter in the book. That's why I wrote it. I'll

991
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: explain it to you when we come back. We'll have

992
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three

993
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Show, All right,

994
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes, the Steve Harvey saf opera

995
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: The Chapman's The Chapmans Are Bad. Come on, Steve with

996
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,479
Speaker 1: part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter. Here's

997
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: a letter he doesn't call anymore. You know, ma'am, you

998
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: left a lot of information out of your letter. Uh,

999
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: Laredo or Larado, whatever your name is. You met a

1000
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: guy about a month ago. You met a restaurant he

1001
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: co owns with a friend UM, Like Shirley said, if

1002
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 1: he co owns a restaurant, why is he um filling

1003
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: out reports to his manager? Uh, the owner don't feel

1004
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: out reports to the manager. The manager feels out the

1005
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: reports to the owner. Uh. Here's see, here's what here,

1006
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: here's here's what started this whole thing. Ladies, be careful

1007
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: of this. Right here. We chatted the whole night and

1008
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: left in the morning. He got my numbers from a

1009
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend of mine just before we left the place. He

1010
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: then called thirty minutes later to find out if we

1011
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 1: got home safe. See right there, you're impressed by that, Ladies,

1012
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't be totally impressed by the things

1013
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 1: that we automatically do in the beginning. These are things

1014
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 1: that guys are automatically talked to do in the beginning.

1015
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: Don't be totally impressed with that. I mean, it's nice

1016
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: that he does it. It's reason's troublesome if he doesn't.

1017
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: That's the red flag. But please don't bring out the

1018
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: band just because he called to see if you got

1019
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: home safe. Hell, that's routine. Player move one on one

1020
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: first night, Okay, Then the next day I called him.

1021
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: You had a chat. Then he proposed to meet you again,

1022
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: but he didn't pitch. I think that's meaning that he

1023
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: didn't show up. He didn't play. Then later call to apologize,

1024
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 1: and in the same week we met again at the restaurant,

1025
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: YadA YadA. The next week he called, told me he

1026
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: wanted to see me for a minute, but you was

1027
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: on the way home. I called him again in the restaurant.

1028
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 1: Then he offered to give you a full body massage,

1029
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: and you rejected him nicely. Now recently he doesn't call

1030
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: at all. He doesn't get back to me like he

1031
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 1: used to. Can you please advise on what I can

1032
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: do without compromising myself in this situation? Okay? First of all,

1033
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: what's wrong if all y'all? Deal was chat a few

1034
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: times at the restaurant, at the house, he offered to

1035
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: do a full body massage. You told him. Now now

1036
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 1: he don't call no more. Okay. Then that's the chapter

1037
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: in the book that spurred the sport fisherman theory. He's

1038
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: fishing not to keep, but to throw back. Now you

1039
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: are a throwback, not because of the actions you did,

1040
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: but because he just not looking for someone like you.

1041
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. See, it seems like she did everything right.

1042
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: I agree with Shirley. Did you sleep with the guy

1043
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: when you went home? What does that mean? But if

1044
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: you didn't, you've done everything right enough soul that you

1045
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: found out he was wrong. See, ladies, that's what you

1046
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: gotta get yourself in the position to do constantly, do

1047
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: enough of the right things, and then you'll find out

1048
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: if the guy is wrong or not. Is it not

1049
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: better to find out right now that he won't call you?

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01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: Then if you didn't broke off the cookie gave him

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01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: your time. This is only a week or two we're talking,

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01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,919
Speaker 1: but now she's so distraught she wrote a letter because

1053
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: she can't figure out what's on. It's nothing wrong. You

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01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: figured out that he was wrong. You did everything right.

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01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: He didn't call you back, walk away. She was feeling him, though,

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01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 1: and she just wanted to quit feeling a feeling you exactly.

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01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:19,959
Speaker 1: He's not that into you. I'm not working next to her. Okay, alright, Steve,

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01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. You can email us

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01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: her Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at

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01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: my girl Shirley. Now switching gears, Carla, I have to

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01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: ask you this, what happened to um? What's her name?

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01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: Countess former Countess Louanne Dayly sets on Real Housewives of

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01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: New York City. What is going on? What didn't do? Yeah,

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01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: she's in a lot of hot water. They had this

1065
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: Halloween party on Real Housewives of New York City and

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01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: Countess Luanne or former Countess whatever she addressed as Diana Ross. Okay,

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01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: I love Diana Ross. Yeah, her co stars, they were

1068
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: all shocked, but they weren't surprised. But your girl, Luen.

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01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: She wore what appeared to be dark. Don't say, don't

1070
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 1: get dark makeup like black face, No, not quite, but

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01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,680
Speaker 1: it was dark, and you know, darker than what she is.

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01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 1: Dark makeup and an exaggerated wig and a low cut

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01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: jump suit. And she tried to get ahead of any

1074
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: backlash by telling uh ET News that I was just

1075
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: being an impersonator for Halloween. I didn't mean to offend

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01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 1: anyone for being Diana Ross the Halloween. It just that

1077
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: didn't enter her mind that she was offending people. So

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01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she's saying it became a thing.

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01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: And then she apologized, and she apologized to anyone that

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01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: she had offended. She looked get it? Yeah, how come

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01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 1: she can't come dressed as Diana Ross. While I guess

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01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 1: it was the makeup because of the makeup, it's too

1083
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: dark and two dark, it's not dark, right, Well, she's

1084
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: way darker than Luanne Louanne, so let me see. It

1085
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: can be misconstrued as black face, like the dancer, the

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01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars dancing. I'm looking at it. Uh

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01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: what you don't think it was that bad? No, not

1088
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, you know, she's got a darker makeup,

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01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: but it's not that insulting. She just looks you know,

1090
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: she just looks orange. Yeah, you know, like Trump. That damn.

1091
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: George Lopez was on the he said Donald Trump came

1092
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: by in the motorcade in front of his uncle. His

1093
01:09:51,160 --> 01:10:01,240
Speaker 1: uncle tried to pick it. Oh my god, Holly, they

1094
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 1: leave that in. So that is Steve Harvey dot com,

1095
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 1: the New York Starting accused of wearing black face. That's

1096
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: not black. I'm not offended with that. Ain't even close.

1097
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 1: George Wallace, mama has a black face. Okay, okay, you're

1098
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: all friends? Are what? I would beat you? I finish

1099
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: your bill would have been over. What's wrong with you?

1100
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the people a comparison. That's

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01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,360
Speaker 1: all right, coming up in ten minutes the Steve Harvey

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01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: soap opera that Chapman's are in the Bad Baby. You're

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01:10:48,280 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning show. Everybody, This is your girl,

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01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry and welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey's

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01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,719
Speaker 1: Bad Acting Theater. I'm your narrator and in the words

1106
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: of Von Von, I'll be reading this thing. Uh finally,

1107
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: it's something that's got more laughs than Mason Pryor on

1108
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: Apollo Wow. Remember that fiasco. Well, anyway, you know the

1109
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 1: Apollo Theater hosted by Steve Harvey. That's right, that's right.

1110
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,600
Speaker 1: Check your local listenings, or you can see him on

1111
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: The Family Feud and Little Big Shots you know it.

1112
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 1: Check your local listing, or you can see him on

1113
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:35,639
Speaker 1: The thunder Dome or Little Big Shots for every Young

1114
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: Now you check your local list thing, or you can

1115
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 1: see him on his daytime talk show Steve or I'm

1116
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 1: b et s Man Cave checking checked him listed, or

1117
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: you can see him on his new show coming out

1118
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: this year called Dang That Inward as another show. Check

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01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: see if I don't go do it. We'll be checking

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01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 1: our local listings for that one. When we last left

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01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,640
Speaker 1: Bad Acting Theater, Junior had just come back from the

1122
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: jay spot, slapped the warden, and was back in his

1123
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:21,160
Speaker 1: cell before it lights out. Jelly lights out everybody not mine.

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01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: I want my lights to stay on. In fact, don't

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01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: ever cut him off. If you cut him off, I'm

1126
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: slapping everybody in hit. Wow. That Junior is uh just hello,

1127
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 1: there's Governor Jenkins. Uh, this is Warden Phillips. What we

1128
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: have here is a failure. I want to copy you

1129
01:12:55,200 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: about Junior. He's in jail for a bunch of seaway.

1130
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 1: You could pardon that so he can get out of here.

1131
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 1: He's running, heaving in jail and you won't believe this,

1132
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:15,920
Speaker 1: But he's slapping me. No, wh won't I believe it?

1133
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: When he was out last week? Can't buy head? Slap

1134
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: the hell out of me? What makes you think I

1135
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: want him back here? Uh? Meanwhile, Chester and Ramone are

1136
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 1: so busy celebrating that they didn't even realize that Earl

1137
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: and KK have signs outside that say you've got meat

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01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,560
Speaker 1: in your vegan burgers. Ramote remote, look at all the

1139
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: people outside, man, You see that, see that, you see

1140
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna have customers for dates. What what you're talking

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01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,680
Speaker 1: about as a sign? I didn't say that it is

1142
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: meeting your vegan burger? Wow? Will I be there? This

1143
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:50,639
Speaker 1: ain't nobody but Kak and Daddy trying to bring me down. Okay,

1144
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 1: I gotta thank, I got I got got to thank.

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01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,680
Speaker 1: Shout up, Ramote, I got to thank. I'm trying to

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01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 1: thank now. Well, I think we should score up one

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01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,679
Speaker 1: for Earl Chapman. Looks like he got his message across.

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01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: I said, I say they saw the signs. They solved

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01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 1: this signs. I saw him through the window. They saw

1150
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: the signs. Him and that little flunky Ramon. I can't

1151
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: believe he trust that boy. Trust that boy more on

1152
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: his own father. Oh, this is a great day for me.

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01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, k K. I've been so busy trying to

1154
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: bring Chester down that I totally forgot about your problem.

1155
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: Did you ever find out who your baby daddy? Will? No,

1156
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:36,080
Speaker 1: I've called all the a's in the phone book. Have

1157
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: you have you called shot night? That's a good idea.

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01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 1: We did kick Yeah, I know, I know you did.

1159
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 1: Not back to me. Boy when he saw them signs,

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01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,880
Speaker 1: he was just like a uh see, he was just

1161
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 1: like six weeks old bread molding. I don't give a

1162
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 1: damn if he is my son. Oh nobody attacked my

1163
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: poke around in It ain't gonna happen because I'm Earl Chapman,

1164
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: the poke rhyme King of ever got Texas who join

1165
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 1: us next week? When you hear hey, shure night, this

1166
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 1: is KK poor KK, no idea had to go on.

1167
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 1: She's gonna Yes, that's my records, though, sure night. When

1168
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: you get hung up on from jail, it's really something wrong,

1169
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 1: you know, don't you watch your minutes and talk to man?

1170
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: We did used to kick it. I called all the

1171
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 1: a I w about your little problem. Now back to me.

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01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: How do you put meat in a Wickenberger? It's about

1173
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 1: to go down. Good job, an excellent job. He got better.

1174
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 1: She's been the key. You know what you're into it? Man?

1175
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,760
Speaker 1: You really? Yeah? You sound so much like fog Korn.

1176
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: Like wanted to say, I'll say, I'm Earl our god

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01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 1: boy boy, I swear to God, and then tell you

1178
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:52,639
Speaker 1: know your mama, I said, I'll say, tell your mama. Wow, Okay,

1179
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm not back to me. KAK is the star that

1180
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 1: but KK is the start of the two ain't she

1181
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 1: been with. It's gonna get close to home. I have

1182
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 1: a feeling because she's gonna run out of people. I'm

1183
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 1: called all the a's, like every A Anderson, Yeah is

1184
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:33,440
Speaker 1: KK and Chester none at all? No, no, no, soote

1185
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:43,680
Speaker 1: anybody all right? Coming up at the top of the hour,

1186
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about well, yeah, that always on this show.

1187
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: But a woman, says ancestry dot com a DNA test

1188
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: that she did there revealed that her father was her

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01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 1: doctor will explain later. Well, yeah, this is this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew and Entertainment news. Guys. We

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01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 1: gotta say congratulations to our friend ty Reese. Uh. Tyrese

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01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 1: and his new wife Samantha have a little bun in

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01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 1: the oven. Some congratulations. Yeah. They revealed it in a

1194
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 1: People magazine that they are expecting a baby girl. This

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01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,440
Speaker 1: is after Samantha learned she was pregnant back in January.

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01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:28,520
Speaker 1: In a rare joint interview. The couple told the publication

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01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 1: they told People Magazine both of our love and energy

1198
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: and magic and families are bonded forever because we're going

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Speaker 1: to have this child. It's unbelievable. Tyrese, of course, has

1200
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:44,280
Speaker 1: one daughter, Sheila, from a previous marriage, but Samantha says

1201
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 1: there will be no sibling rivalry because Sheila has been

1202
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 1: asking for siblings every since she's known her. Wow. Great

1203
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: the Gibson's Yeah, the Gibson some little baby girls. Look

1204
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:05,200
Speaker 1: you know you got he got full five loaded. You

1205
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:12,439
Speaker 1: ain't even happy? Excuse me, what's saying? Jay? We can't hear. No,

1206
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 1: that's great, that's great that he's gonna have her. One thing.

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01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:19,640
Speaker 1: He's married. He's a good father. Yea, yeah, he was

1208
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: a great dad. Yeah that's quite evident. Yeah, great day. Well,

1209
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: speaking of daddy's and and things like that, this story,

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01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:33,880
Speaker 1: Steve is unbelievable. Grandkids is at the house this week.

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01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,120
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, well, it's part of what's wrong?

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01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: What you ab not even thirty roads and a cornerby? Yes,

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01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: they pop us sit down and play a game, but

1214
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,439
Speaker 1: was no game over there? That's what. Now I got

1215
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,439
Speaker 1: to think a game play with him three year old,

1216
01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: and let tell you right now, and not what I

1217
01:19:55,240 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 1: do how much grandfather? But eight minutes minutes, eight minutes

1218
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: and then and then I wants to stop, and I

1219
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,559
Speaker 1: want you all to play with each other and then

1220
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 1: come on strong minutes. They weakened after six. The last

1221
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:20,600
Speaker 1: two is the hell of my doing? Wow? Well, let

1222
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,519
Speaker 1: me tell you about this woman. Um. She says that

1223
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 1: an ancestry dot com DNA test Steve revealed her father

1224
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: was her parents fertility doctor. Her name is yeah, her

1225
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:38,679
Speaker 1: name is Kelly. This is crazy. She received the results

1226
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 1: from a DNA sample she had sent to a popular

1227
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:46,679
Speaker 1: uh genealogy website. She assumed there had been a mistake. Okay.

1228
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: The test show that her DNA matched a sample from

1229
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:53,519
Speaker 1: a doctor more than five hundred miles away, and though

1230
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 1: she had never heard of him, ancestry dot Com predicted

1231
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: apparent child relationship between the two and a real daddy. Yeah,

1232
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 1: all these years though she had never she had never

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01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:10,400
Speaker 1: even met this doctor. But that's what her DNA sample matched.

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01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: This okay, well, okay, well listen, Okay, I'm trying so okay, Well,

1235
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: I hadn't even finished the story. St Let me get

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01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,960
Speaker 1: through the story. Please. At the time, she was not

1237
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 1: aware that more than thirty six years ago, her parents

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01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: had struggled to conceive. She didn't know her mother had

1239
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 1: undergone artificial insemination. Okay, nor did she or her parents

1240
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,640
Speaker 1: know that her mother's fertility doctor had allegedly used his

1241
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:49,880
Speaker 1: own sperm to get her mom p well sometimes adopted.

1242
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 1: What happened was they had a customer, right they needed

1243
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: her was a customers. They were shot on a batch.

1244
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:03,720
Speaker 1: They needed a batch. Why let this this money go

1245
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: right here? Let me just go in the bathroom make

1246
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:11,880
Speaker 1: a batch up. What they had done was the parents

1247
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 1: he donated his own The doctor dropped it, dropped it.

1248
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,880
Speaker 1: But do you just drop it? Dropped it in the

1249
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: coffe he'd dropped it on the fold, have said, but

1250
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:30,040
Speaker 1: he dropped it, said I've been damn, what am I

1251
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: gonna do? Let me make up a batch real quick. Man,

1252
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,400
Speaker 1: you could have been black and walking in there with

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Speaker 1: the results. Your daddy, Who I say, your daddy? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: show so where we are with the story now? Okay? Okay. So,

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Speaker 1: like I told you, the doctor actually used his own sperm. Okay,

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01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 1: he did not even match the couple specifications. They wanted. Uh,

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01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 1: someone that was more than six ft tall with brown

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Speaker 1: hair and blue eyes. Okay. The pair was having a

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01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,760
Speaker 1: hard time conceiving. Like I said, um uh, the father

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01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: had a low sperm count. The mother had a tipped uterus,

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01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:12,560
Speaker 1: and that's a condition in which the uterus tilt. She

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01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 1: had a so the doctor recommended that they that she

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01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,320
Speaker 1: undergo a procedure the mom and which she would be

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Speaker 1: inseminated with both sperm from her husband. So you guys

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01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,760
Speaker 1: were kind of right on this one. And an anonymous

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01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,560
Speaker 1: donor who matched the couple's specifications and told you what

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01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:34,639
Speaker 1: they were more than six ft, blue, blue eyes brown here.

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Speaker 1: Then the doctor told them that he had found a

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01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 1: donor matching their description, but he brown. Can we look

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01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 1: for this tall nor We did white leg and we

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01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 1: got this shot as black. So the doctor delivered his

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Speaker 1: own child. He never ever ever told the mom that

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01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:06,519
Speaker 1: you know, he was delivered, that he donated the sperm.

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01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:09,640
Speaker 1: He never told her that. So, um, you know the

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01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:14,000
Speaker 1: pair they're still no wrong years ago with this baby.

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01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're suing him. I mean, you know

1277
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:23,960
Speaker 1: they this is crazy, man, Yeah, I know the stuff

1278
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,040
Speaker 1: people will do. And this guy's a doctor. So this

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01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:34,519
Speaker 1: was a white family. Well it doesn't say but brown here.

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01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:40,799
Speaker 1: Of course, we can't have brown hand, blue eye somebody.

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01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 1: You haven't seen a black woman put the blue eyes

1282
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:47,639
Speaker 1: in her head? Girl? All right, we'll have you children

1283
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 1: children had corn. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey

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01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:58,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So you know what we talked about spring,

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01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: Spring is upon us and everything. Summer is coming. I

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01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,799
Speaker 1: have a question for you guys. Instead of like spring

1288
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,719
Speaker 1: cleaning your house, you know when you refresh everything, maybe

1289
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,200
Speaker 1: throw a new coat of paint on something, how about

1290
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,479
Speaker 1: spring cleaning your life? So I wanted to ask you, Steve,

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01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 1: what what is something you know that you would like

1292
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:23,479
Speaker 1: to clean up and refresh about yourself? Yeah, or get

1293
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,160
Speaker 1: rid of Yeah, just clean up your life? How how

1294
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,840
Speaker 1: would you do that? And what is it? I wish?

1295
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:33,400
Speaker 1: I ain't hand no stumble at all. Yeah, like a

1296
01:25:33,479 --> 01:25:36,360
Speaker 1: six pack now, I don't gotta have no six packs?

1297
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:38,599
Speaker 1: Cut it down. I just wanted to be just smooth,

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01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,400
Speaker 1: straight down. Remember remember Steve, when you guys do the

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01:25:42,439 --> 01:25:47,000
Speaker 1: shirts off tour back in the day in such great shape,

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01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 1: then yeah, I can take my shirt off. You don't

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01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 1: want me to put it back, Timmy, could you take

1302
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: your shirt off now and be proud? I don't know

1303
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:03,240
Speaker 1: about proud. We gonna take it off. Then? What about you?

1304
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:05,360
Speaker 1: J oh I don't care if I'm proud of not

1305
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:08,360
Speaker 1: I didn't take it off. One thing about me. I

1306
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:10,840
Speaker 1: will get naked. I don't have a problem. Yeah, I

1307
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,840
Speaker 1: don't care. Just just I'm paying money and you're gonna

1308
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 1: look at this junior. How about you. I can't take no, no, no,

1309
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 1: no no no. I don't like I could take it

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01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 1: off if we stayed with the front over. Yeah, I

1311
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:30,519
Speaker 1: can't get that. Came around by the side because I'm

1312
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: gonna lose fans. But from the front though, I could

1313
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:37,320
Speaker 1: take my shirt off. It ain't excellent or nothing like that.

1314
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:45,800
Speaker 1: But at sixty one, you take me. Some people at

1315
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:51,000
Speaker 1: the pool that don't care. Yeah, I don't give a damn.

1316
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,760
Speaker 1: Came here to swim. What are you looking at my

1317
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 1: belly for? You're looking at I'm here to swim, just

1318
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: like you got sad you can't eat your lunch, but

1319
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm here to swim. I don't know, man, if I

1320
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:14,360
Speaker 1: could all, let me see if I spring cleaned my life,

1321
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,479
Speaker 1: I've pretty much gotten rid of most dead weight that

1322
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 1: I know of people I've been doing I've been doing

1323
01:27:23,479 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 1: that for the past few years now. Just and I

1324
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 1: do feel better. I feel lighter. I feel like I'm

1325
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:33,519
Speaker 1: progressing at a higher rate than I used to because

1326
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:37,479
Speaker 1: I had so many people pulling on me and just

1327
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:41,360
Speaker 1: pulling on me the wrong way. It's very, very It's hard, man.

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01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:43,519
Speaker 1: So if you can spend I would. I would suggest

1329
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:47,040
Speaker 1: to everybody to take inventory of your life, you know,

1330
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:52,120
Speaker 1: just take inventory what is happening. I don't know. We're

1331
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 1: the studio amp. Well that's what happened when they raised

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01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,200
Speaker 1: pizzas over the Jordan. Listen, Mama house. They gotta have

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01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:10,560
Speaker 1: Seffy c J. I would comes out of nowhere tombs,

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01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:15,760
Speaker 1: I would, Man, she really hot. Can you say your

1335
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,840
Speaker 1: friends with George? But you constantly talk about his mom

1336
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 1: a friend friend, But he doesn't mind, I mean, doesn't

1337
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:28,080
Speaker 1: he get upset? She wants some really hot Shirley. Thank

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01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:33,160
Speaker 1: you the police, the police terminals, get a police. What

1339
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:36,639
Speaker 1: do you mean them? It's just a pizza, right, You're

1340
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 1: a twelve at a time. Huh, she get twelve at

1341
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 1: a time? Steven, help you friend, Dad. It becomes all right. Listen,

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01:28:57,439 --> 01:29:00,439
Speaker 1: when we come back, speaking of food, Jake, we're gonna

1343
01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: talk about office lunch thieves. Okay, right after this, you're

1344
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:10,720
Speaker 1: listening to the show, people are getting ready for work

1345
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,240
Speaker 1: right now, probably and uh, maybe they're making their own lunch.

1346
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:16,640
Speaker 1: You know people do that at home. Well, Steve, it

1347
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:20,519
Speaker 1: turns out that eighteen percent of people have admitted to

1348
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:24,559
Speaker 1: eating someone else's lunch at the office. One workers live

1349
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: tweeting of the mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp

1350
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:31,040
Speaker 1: fried rice was retweeted over a hundred and seventy three

1351
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 1: thousand times. Okay, uh and and while you may think

1352
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 1: it's funny, and it is kind of funny, I mean

1353
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,599
Speaker 1: when you think about it, um, you know, getting away

1354
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:44,320
Speaker 1: with eating someone else's meal, it actually could have some

1355
01:29:44,439 --> 01:29:48,240
Speaker 1: serious consequences on the job. People don't forget stuff like this,

1356
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 1: and you see these people every single day. This is

1357
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:55,559
Speaker 1: according to a human resource expert. It becomes a trust issue.

1358
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:59,560
Speaker 1: So Steve, I have to ask you, I know you

1359
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:05,679
Speaker 1: did you know he didn't do it. I have never

1360
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:10,160
Speaker 1: in my life taking somebody's food because I ain't that way.

1361
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,479
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't know you, So you don't

1362
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:15,000
Speaker 1: know what kind of home they haven't? How clean? Right now,

1363
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 1: two things I have done, I've had mine taken and

1364
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:25,280
Speaker 1: I've seen a person taking a person's lunch. Okay, well,

1365
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 1: what happened when both these is now situations I used

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01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 1: to my advantage. Yeah, they see not you don't want

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01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:38,240
Speaker 1: this out, So now I need a couple of favors,

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01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:44,120
Speaker 1: is the mom? No, Dog? I mean, look, I saw

1369
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,479
Speaker 1: you because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me.

1370
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm extremely observing. So I'm watching this dude steal this

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01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,479
Speaker 1: dude food. And the dude food he was stealing is

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01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:56,639
Speaker 1: he's deceased. His name is James Paradise and we worked

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01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,240
Speaker 1: at General Electric and this dude was taking Jared Jane

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01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:01,680
Speaker 1: Paradig like a Jamee could cook his ass off, and

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01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 1: he was just eating James lunch every now and then,

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01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:07,599
Speaker 1: and I caught him. Now, if I tell this to James,

1377
01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:11,479
Speaker 1: Paddy dog, I'm talking about you've been to get drug

1378
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,519
Speaker 1: out in the parking lot, and when you come back in,

1379
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:15,439
Speaker 1: you're gonna need to show the people that the do

1380
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: your I d You know like sandwiches. You know James

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01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 1: cook ribs, he take his ribs. You know he made

1382
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:27,840
Speaker 1: pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring it in to work

1383
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:31,639
Speaker 1: for everybody. He stole his pork shoulders and James getting upset.

1384
01:31:32,479 --> 01:31:36,080
Speaker 1: So I saw him take James stop. It was his

1385
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:39,320
Speaker 1: young white dude that was still in the food because

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01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: he was single, and you know, he wouldn't bring no

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01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:46,000
Speaker 1: lunch half the time, the stupid as boy. So I

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01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,519
Speaker 1: told him, I say, man, you know, if Jane find

1389
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,599
Speaker 1: out you want taking his lunch, man, you know what's

1390
01:31:50,600 --> 01:32:01,800
Speaker 1: gonna happen to you? Cheese? Wait? What cheese? Yeah, that's

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01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,560
Speaker 1: what I need. See. Once I hear that fear in

1392
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:07,840
Speaker 1: your voice, then I got yours, because all jeez is

1393
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:14,200
Speaker 1: not a hood turn, he said. I said, look hold on, man,

1394
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:18,320
Speaker 1: this ain't got to going to wear. This can stay

1395
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:20,599
Speaker 1: right here. But I'm need a couple of favors. Man.

1396
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:26,000
Speaker 1: M Now I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you

1397
01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:31,120
Speaker 1: to cover my job for me. See it's not a

1398
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 1: problem with me, Steve, it's Mr Hugy. No. Now you're

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01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:43,160
Speaker 1: gonna put some spec on my neck. I was the

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01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:48,280
Speaker 1: original bird man, so you're gonna put some spec on

1401
01:32:48,439 --> 01:32:52,560
Speaker 1: my name. And so I had him cover cover my

1402
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:56,519
Speaker 1: job like three times for that. All right, we'll be

1403
01:32:56,600 --> 01:33:00,040
Speaker 1: back with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after you

1404
01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 1: don't want to miss him. You're listening to show all

1405
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,960
Speaker 1: right here we are, Steve, last break of the day

1406
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 1: for this beautiful Friday, take us into the weekend with

1407
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:15,599
Speaker 1: some lovely inspiring closing remarks. Let's go all right, um.

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01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:20,280
Speaker 1: I chose this one today because I think it's important

1409
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:27,679
Speaker 1: for people to understand this. You know, uh, comparing yourself

1410
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:34,760
Speaker 1: to other people's success. It's very dangerous because it puts

1411
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:38,479
Speaker 1: you in a position I'm never really paying close enough

1412
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,880
Speaker 1: attention to where you are. It's not you should not

1413
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:49,760
Speaker 1: rate your success on the success of other people. I'll

1414
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,960
Speaker 1: tell you why. Let me give you a saying that's

1415
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:58,920
Speaker 1: in a proverb. I'm I'm, I'm paraphrasing a proverb. Success

1416
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:05,519
Speaker 1: isn't how far you got, but the distance you travel

1417
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:11,840
Speaker 1: from where you started. Listen to me. Success isn't how

1418
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:16,200
Speaker 1: far you got, but the distance you travel from where

1419
01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:19,759
Speaker 1: you started. See, some people don't know how to measure

1420
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,920
Speaker 1: their success. If you keep putting it up against somebody else,

1421
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,000
Speaker 1: somebody else maybe have been doing it longer than you.

1422
01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:27,560
Speaker 1: Somebody else may have another gift of talent than you.

1423
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:31,679
Speaker 1: If you're always comparing yourself to somebody else, you're gonna

1424
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,760
Speaker 1: come up short, and you'll never really realize that you

1425
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,599
Speaker 1: too have your own level of success, and you should

1426
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,120
Speaker 1: relish in that. You should be proud in that, you

1427
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:46,000
Speaker 1: should show gratitude in that. But if you always looking

1428
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,720
Speaker 1: at what somebody else is doing, you ain't gonna ever

1429
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 1: be happy with yourself. And that's a miserable position to

1430
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,639
Speaker 1: put yourself in. Success is not how far you got,

1431
01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:00,160
Speaker 1: but the distance you travel from where you started. You've

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01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,640
Speaker 1: heard old people say in church, I ain't where I

1433
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:05,360
Speaker 1: want to be, but I think the Lord, I ain't

1434
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,080
Speaker 1: where I was. So you gotta look at it like that.

1435
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,160
Speaker 1: You gotta constantly take inventory of your life that way.

1436
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,560
Speaker 1: That's why I say all the time, listen to me,

1437
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:21,320
Speaker 1: life is not a game. It's a contest. See if

1438
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:24,280
Speaker 1: you look at life as a game. If I look

1439
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:27,000
Speaker 1: at life as a game and I look at Oprah

1440
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:30,200
Speaker 1: Winfreed or Tyler period and I look at how much

1441
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:33,280
Speaker 1: money they make, then it's a game and I consider

1442
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:36,799
Speaker 1: them winning. If I consider Oprah winning or Tyler winning,

1443
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:40,680
Speaker 1: then guess what I must be losing. I must be

1444
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:44,160
Speaker 1: losing because I'm not where they are. So if life

1445
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:48,240
Speaker 1: were a game, games have winners and losers. You can't

1446
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:51,040
Speaker 1: look at life like that. That life. That life ain't

1447
01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 1: filled with winners and losers. If I look at where

1448
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:58,680
Speaker 1: I started and I look at where I've gotten to,

1449
01:35:59,439 --> 01:36:01,599
Speaker 1: I win. And that's why I say life in the game.

1450
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,800
Speaker 1: Life is a contest. See a contest is different. You

1451
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:07,599
Speaker 1: ever been to the fan. Everybody can get a blue

1452
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,600
Speaker 1: ribbon at the fan. You just gotta get in your

1453
01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:13,599
Speaker 1: right category. Somebody to get the blue ribbon for biggest squash.

1454
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:17,439
Speaker 1: Somebody get the blue ribbon for best server. Somebody to

1455
01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:21,360
Speaker 1: get the best best can corn. Somebody to get a

1456
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:24,120
Speaker 1: blue ribbon with the best sheep. Somebody get a blue

1457
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:27,000
Speaker 1: ribbon with the fattest hug. Somebody get a blue ribbon

1458
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:30,599
Speaker 1: from making the best apples. So just get in your

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Speaker 1: lane and get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you

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Speaker 1: ain't winning against somebody else. Life in the game, it's

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Speaker 1: a contest. Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop

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Speaker 1: comparing yourself to everybody else. If I keep looking at

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Speaker 1: open Winfrey, man, I might be sad for a long time. Man.

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Speaker 1: I mean so if I look in my life from

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Speaker 1: where I started, from from stuttering, from flunking out of school,

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Speaker 1: from losing everything out on twice, from being homeless, and

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Speaker 1: why I'm at now, I'm a success if you look

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Speaker 1: at your life. Let's just look at your life where

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Speaker 1: you started. For say you got a supervisory position down

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Speaker 1: at the post office, you're a success. What about when

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Speaker 1: you wasn't working at all and now you drive a truck.

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Speaker 1: But remember when you didn't have no job. Remember when

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Speaker 1: you know your brother says that you're working. You're a success.

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Speaker 1: You're a success man, because life ain't a game. It's

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Speaker 1: a contest. The only person you in it with is yourself.

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Speaker 1: You ain't in it with Oprah and Tyler that they

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Speaker 1: in a whole anther lane. They in another category. Get

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Speaker 1: in your category. Get your blue ribbon at what you

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Speaker 1: can get a blue ribbon in life is not a game.

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Speaker 1: It's a contest. You can blue ribbon in any category.

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Speaker 1: You can come up with the sweetest sugar. You can

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Speaker 1: come up with the best hair cut, you can come

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Speaker 1: up with the best mode lawn. You can come up

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Speaker 1: with the prettiest tractor. You can go down there with

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Speaker 1: the biggest pumpkin. Just go get your blue ribbon in life, man,

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Speaker 1: Stop competing against other people. Success ain't how far you got,

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Speaker 1: it's the distance you travel from where you started. Those

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Speaker 1: are my clothes. Who drop the mic? Baby? Drop? Ye?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I gotta get drop you drop.

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Speaker 1: It's really silver web. I know y'all heard that I

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Speaker 1: started too. So Steve, how do you? How do you

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Speaker 1: come up with these? I just I just think of

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Speaker 1: my life, all the lessons I've learned. I've learned all

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Speaker 1: these lessons. I got six one years of grinding and hustling,

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Speaker 1: and in my sixty one years of grinding and hustling,

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Speaker 1: I've recorded lessons in my mind. And uh, I just think, man,

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Speaker 1: that if I share them with people, like I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to come out with this app where I can share

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Speaker 1: it with people, where people can take these, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give it a real catchy name. But I'm not

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Speaker 1: peep this. You like that one? No, I don't let

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Speaker 1: me drop those on you. No, I don't listen up?

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Speaker 1: And how about this right here? How about have yourself

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