1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: Alright, I got shows coming up people, and I really 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: want to see you there, so let me give you 3 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: some specifics so you can get tickets and make plans. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: On November five, I'll be in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania Parks Casino. 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: More shows are always being added, so just keep checking 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Russell Peters dot com for updates. Now, please enjoy this show. 7 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's me Russell. As I just mentioned, I'm 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: doing quite a few shows lately and it's been keeping 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: me really busy. That being said, I'm going back into 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: the archives today to share one of my favorite episodes 11 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: with you, Average Looking and Rich with Lunelle and Kim Whitley. 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: This episode is actually really one of my favorites, and 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was one of the first ones 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: I ever recorded. It was really early in the podcast 15 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: career for me, so I really credited with kicking off 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: the show the right way. Anyway, I hope you enjoy 17 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: it and I'll be back with some more new episodes soon. Hey, 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: it's Russell Peters and you're listening to my podcast, Culturally Canceled. 19 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: I wanted this show to be about real talk and 20 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: my guests this week do not disappoint First of all, 21 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: we have Lunell, the original bad girl of comedy. You've 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 1: seen her in Boat Dolomite is My Name and coming 23 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: to America. That's coming to America, the sequel. So subscribe 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: to her YouTube channel. Hey Lunell, that's hey l u 25 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: E n E l l um. It's hilarious r YouTube channel. 26 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: And let me tell you about this chick. She says 27 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: the most real things to me in this episode. She 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: said that I wasn't handsome, that I was kind of average, 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: and you know what, she ain't wrong. And we also 30 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: have Kim Whitley, Hollywood's go to girl for comedic acting 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: and one of Oprah's favorites. Listen, if o Opra co 32 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: signs you, I mean you're either really good or really 33 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: paid off. And we know that Kim is not paid off. 34 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: She's just damn good. He's seen her in Two Broke Girls, 35 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: Curbe Enthusiasm, and Black Dynamite, which is one of my 36 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: all time favorite movies of all time, which all time 37 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: I like to say many times I can because it 38 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: really is a phenomenal movie. You're about to see in 39 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: the Outlaw Johnny Black with me. We don't have scenes together, 40 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: but we're in the same movie. And that's Michael J. 41 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: White's new film that will be coming out soon, which 42 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: is not the sequel to Black Dynamite, but it's very 43 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: It's a black spaghetti western similar to Black Dynamite. It's 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: sucking hilarious. We make calls, h we called some friends 45 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: that we talked about. We we we drank some drinks 46 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: um and nobody holds back, especially Kim and Lennell. So 47 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: grab your own drink and figuratively join me in my 48 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,839 Speaker 1: backyard so you can laugh with us. And I want 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: you to really pay attention and enjoy this show. You're 50 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: gonna have a good time. Hey, welcome to Culturally Canceled. 51 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: This is my podcast. This is Russell Peters in case 52 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: I'm wondering who is this podcast and with me today. 53 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: I have two queens. Queens. When I say queens, I 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: don't mean like lightly, I don't mean like oh, I'm 55 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: just saying this to be facetious or or kiss their ass. 56 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: But I have two queens from the comedy world, two 57 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: comics that I've admired for many years. Some I've known 58 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: for twenty one years but didn't know she didn't know 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: she to me for twenty one years. Um one, I've 60 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: I've been a fan of for such a long time 61 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: as well. And uh, today with me is the illustrious 62 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: Kim Whitley and my favorite bottom bitch Lunell. Thank you. 63 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: I'm glad you introduced me properly. I'm a professional bottom bit, 64 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: the best bottom bit you can get. I got the receive, 65 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: I got testimonies, and we got tested to so if 66 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: we decided to do a thing, yeah, so we're doing it, 67 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: all right, we're doing it all right. We're outside, we're 68 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: having drinks. I'm smoking a cigar. Yes I'm not smoking this. 69 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: I met Kim. I don't know if you remember this. 70 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: I think I've told you a couple of times. But 71 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: the first time I met you was at laugh of 72 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: Pellutz in two thousands. I love laugh Atlanta. I hear 73 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: with that story. So you've told me before I had 74 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: I had a buddy of mine already already the one 75 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: man party. Um we call him that. He was a 76 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: light skinned guy. Ex girlfriend of mine used to say 77 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 1: he looked unfinished. He just said he looks incomplete. That 78 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: but but girls seem to like him because he was 79 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: like a pretty light skin guy. And I don't know 80 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: why Kim would say I hate to hear this story 81 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: because Kim literally has never had a scandal in her life. Yeah, 82 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: she never fell down drunk in the club. She's never 83 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: been in cars rated, she's never been a batter woman. 84 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: You know, she ain't got no she ain't got no 85 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: ship like that on her track record. And even this 86 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: didn't go very far, so the story that the story 87 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 1: doesn't get much used to you. She gave give already 88 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: her number. They talked a little bit, and then I 89 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: saw when she came to Toronto to shoot something in 90 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: like the early two thousands, the perfect man, that's what 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: it was. I saw you then, and I reminded you, 92 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 1: and you were nice enough to pretend you remembered me. 93 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: But then we were on a show together. Remember that, 94 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: I felt so and now I know how to rescue somebody. 95 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: Then I didn't know how to rescue because you needed 96 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: to be rescued. We were on Bethany together and all 97 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: he said it was chick right, Yeah, they said sometimes yes, 98 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: And I'll try to be funny with him. And I 99 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: was all up against some you know, like yeah, and 100 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: then a sudden I was like, oh, they asked me 101 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: a question about dating, and I was like single at 102 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: the time, so I was like, you know, the chicken 103 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: most of the chicks I date, and that's all I said, 104 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: was like all he said. I was saying it like 105 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, like most of the chicks I date, 106 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: you know. And then they were like, and that's why 107 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: that's the reason you because you kill women chicks. And 108 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 1: then I'm like, oh, she said no, no, no, somebody 109 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: in the audience, and then we're like I was like, oh, okay, no, 110 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: hold on. And then then I thought the producers came out, 111 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: and I thought they were coming to say, oh, don't worry. 112 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 1: They came out and they were like, do you know 113 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: how much of a douche bag you sound like because 114 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: of the word yeah, I'm saying chicken head. No, it 115 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: was the weird That's why I can't remember. But I 116 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: don't remember. It was you, me and Aubrey O Day 117 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: Aubrey O. Yes, it was the weirdest. They just attacked 118 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: me like they attacked you. And I think it was 119 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: that it was I wore I did wear a wine 120 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:24,559 Speaker 1: I wore a wine colored velvet blazer with a white dredge. 121 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: I looked fly, but I looked too fly for the 122 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: show Black Dynamite. Yeah, and they were just like they 123 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: hated on me and they just did. I was like, 124 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: that's too bad, So yeah, you got it. It was. 125 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: It was strange and I didn't know how to now 126 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: I know, but I didn't know how to rescue him. 127 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't. I don't know how to 128 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: help you. You know you did help me because you 129 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: leaned and you go, don't. I got you, but you 130 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: don't where I got you. Yeah, but helping me, yeah, 131 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: not as much as I could. You've been to shut 132 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 1: the funk up. That was bad, but that was good. 133 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: That's good. Right it again, not with convintion this time, 134 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: like these bitches go ahead, your bitch is better, shut 135 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: the funk up. It's better. He would have happened for me. Yeah, 136 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: that was an ohio from me. You gotta go into 137 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: the mike keimmy because I don't like things big and 138 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: black this close to my face. You alive? Well, how 139 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,119 Speaker 1: about meet him and brown love that that doesn't speak 140 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:34,239 Speaker 1: danger Danger Nation sending ending Welcome to the impregnant nation. 141 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: You've heard of raider nation. This is imp um So 142 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: I was glad to know you. And then it's stuck 143 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: with me for so long. I kept saying I want 144 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: to be his friend, I want to know him. It 145 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: was that weird, not like stalker, like I gotta get 146 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: with him, but I just felt that I got that 147 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: I wanted to do. I gotta get with him. You 148 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: still just bad. Oh his backyard. I ain't even made 149 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: up stands. I'm like, we can fuck or do whatever 150 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: you want to do, like a yard. I saw the 151 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: people in the audience. I'm like, damn, we got a 152 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: lot of people. Oh yeah, I know they did you guy? 153 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: You guys asked about that. You guys have that audience. 154 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: You just haven't bothered to go get them yet. You do. Listen, 155 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 1: I know if you did know what you might have. 156 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: I've never attempted to do an arena. You should start 157 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: on a theater tour because you would sell it out. 158 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: I know I can sell out theaters right well, and 159 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: then your big stronghold cities you do the arena? Was 160 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: your sonning out arena arenas like the Mets and ship 161 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 1: Yeah you understand it's been it's been a couple of 162 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: years now since the last arena, So we don't know 163 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: because of you. Better get your invisibility up on social media. 164 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: So that's where everybody fucking lives. You know, my social 165 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 1: media sucks. You better suck it back and get your 166 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: ship together. Gotta get it to Come on, now, what 167 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: are you add a couple of million? Yeah? No, no, 168 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 1: you gotta be more than that. Come on after that. 169 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: I'm seven nine. You still more than me? I got 170 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: I got tints and ask flight for a month. I know, 171 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: I do. I do. Look at those when you do 172 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 1: the pictures. Yeah, so that's what gets me. Kim's got 173 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:35,079 Speaker 1: one point one million. One of my social media's over here. 174 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: You know, you're like the Byron Allen of this ship, 175 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:43,839 Speaker 1: your multimediada I made. I made kim my drink that 176 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: got me into drinking. I get a ladder. I want 177 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 1: to I want to finish my water and I want 178 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: to pull the rest in it and take it with 179 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: That is so good. I like to drink it tonight 180 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: in my bed while I think about you FaceTime. Man, 181 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is our movie coming out? Solennelle? 182 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: Kim and I are in a movie together called The 183 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: Outlaw Johnny Black. Okay, where's it going to be seen? Man? 184 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: I don't know yet, we don't know what kind of 185 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: It's kind of like remember Black Dynamite, of course, so 186 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: it's the Spaghetti Western sequel version of Black Dynamite. But 187 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: there is actually a sequel to Black Dynamite that's being 188 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: worked on, and I'm you're going to be in it. 189 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: He's bringing back everybody from the first one. I know, 190 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: I'm in it, and I would love to have Lennelle 191 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, Lunelle is blowing up. She's only took 192 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: me forty years. That's how it works. Really, you were 193 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: acting forty years ago, so stop what really? What were 194 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,880 Speaker 1: you doing twenty five years ago? Thank you for forty 195 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: years ago? I was let me see slid Rocks, smoking 196 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: dope and fucking around and being a thought and ship like. Yeah, 197 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: that's called living life. That wasn't acting. That was acting involved. Trust. 198 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: You know what's funny we say years, That was damn 199 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 1: years ago. Nix is when I got is when I 200 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 1: got my sad card. When did you start doing stand up? 201 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: I started doing stand up about thirty years ago at 202 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: Miss Weirs and Long Beach. Are you here? No, I 203 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: don't know about you, don't know about you that long beagnner. 204 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: I went back to open, then I came back, because 205 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes it takes you three or three times 206 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 1: to move to l A to make it stick time. 207 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: It's kind of like just the tip of it. You 208 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 1: come to l A, you fail, you go back, You 209 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,680 Speaker 1: come back to l A and go back tip. Yeah, 210 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,319 Speaker 1: you kind of put it in the open, okay, and 211 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: not ready. I don't. I don't. I don't play them 212 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,200 Speaker 1: kind of rein deer game. The jokes I got in 213 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:57,960 Speaker 1: my phone because I have stolen from Russell. Remember I 214 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 1: gave you some good ones at night. I've used them. 215 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: Don't don't think I happen. Yeah, one about him in 216 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: the U school estimate Remember they told me the math. 217 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: Now you estimate, you gotta estimate. You know the math. 218 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,199 Speaker 1: And Russell told me said, wyonn't you estimate these grades? 219 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: And I added something to it. Boom boom boom boom, 220 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: thank you. I'm good for punch up if they need it. 221 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 1: I need just some, I really will. I'm writing something 222 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: now that I'm writing a Netflix specially even though I 223 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: have no offer from that. You'll get out there in 224 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: the university that's literally sitting there waiting for you. It 225 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 1: is because you know, I look at the women that 226 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: I've done Netflix, it's not that many black women. Yeah, 227 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: which is you know when Netflix ain't the only game 228 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: in town. So I'm not gonna suck Netflix. Deck. Please 229 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: give me a special. HBO is still viable? Say that 230 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:57,200 Speaker 1: that well? I have, you know, I honestly think if 231 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,079 Speaker 1: you you have a solid YouTube channel, right, yeah, to 232 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: do how many forty three? I just started in Okay, 233 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: So we're gonna we're gonna pump that up on this 234 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: to thank you. And I'm but but I I feel 235 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,199 Speaker 1: like the next move is you put out your produce, 236 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 1: your own special. You do everything yourself, and you put 237 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 1: it on your YouTube channel, and you get the advertisers 238 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: to pay you, and then you own it and then 239 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: if somebody else wants to buy it from you again, 240 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: you can resell it so you can make your money twice. 241 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: That's the plan. And I actually really want to do 242 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: it at the Fox Theater in Open, California. You know, 243 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: those Foxes have a certain it's like an Apollo type 244 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 1: field fox at we did in a in Oakland. Eddie. 245 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: You did the Paramount, the Paramount, Yeah, the Paramount is 246 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: old school as well very operatic looking, very But the 247 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 1: thing about the Paramount is the people who are connected 248 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: with the Paramount have not always been the kindest to me. 249 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: So I'd like to I'm back to Oakland and being 250 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,439 Speaker 1: the rival theater, the Fox and fun that up. I 251 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:08,559 Speaker 1: get that you're like comics were very spiteful people. We are. 252 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how much you'll never 253 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,680 Speaker 1: forget what the fun you said, you bitch, exactly what 254 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,679 Speaker 1: we are. We are spiteful. Yeah, we are very spiteful 255 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: because you know why. Because we're spiteful because we were 256 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: struggling and when we make it, we remember what happened 257 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: to us because we knew we were gonna make it. Yeah. Yeah, 258 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: the hurt like when people treat stabbed. Somebody stabbed you. 259 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: I had a comic. I'll tell you, lady who it is. 260 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 1: But even I don't have no problem dropping name. But 261 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: you can say the name, will edit it or beat 262 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 1: it if you want. Well, hold on, You're not the 263 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 1: first person to have a problem with that guy. And 264 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: years and years ago, me and Sharon out at Roscoe's 265 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: after doing some comedies some fu Yeah, I was green 266 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: in the game and said to me I've already made 267 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: more money than you'll ever make in your That's when 268 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: because we were having words back and forth because it's 269 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: such a shitty motherfucker. He's funny though, like I'm not 270 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: going to know he's funny. He's just that shitty kind 271 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 1: of funny. Like I always wanted to produce this comedy 272 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: show of shitty motherfucker's, like like like Corey Hokum and 273 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: t K, like those kind of comedy show, yeah, yes, yes, yeah, 274 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: and have somebody like um Dice Clay hosted with all 275 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: niggas that chapped his ass with it, Dice play Now 276 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: you work for the niggas? How about that? Now whose 277 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: name is signed on the bottom and check? Yeah? Yeah no, 278 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: But I don't you think that would be hot if 279 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: we gotta If these motherfucker's are out there in the world. 280 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 1: The core reason in the t K and they talking ship, 281 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: what about a female who capitalized on that and take 282 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: them shitty motherfucker's and put they asked to work, but 283 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: the motherfucker won't pay him good, treat him well, so 284 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: the ship they talk won't be about me because they 285 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: are and there's a lot They're funny though not listen. 286 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: They're shitty and uh mean mean and Ship Fason, oh 287 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 1: and Paason could be on it. Yeah, but like Corey Hoko, 288 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: but it makes me laugh and not funny. They're so 289 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: shitty that they're funny. Yeah. But because Corey is a 290 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,840 Speaker 1: calculated shitty, he knows he's being shitty. He's being shitty 291 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,840 Speaker 1: to me. And I ain't done a motherfucking thing to Corey. 292 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 1: I see. Yeah, I'm sure I don't care because if 293 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 1: I was, I don't take it personal from some of 294 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: these guys. Well you should take it personal, but you 295 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: just don't have to act on it because they mean 296 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: it personally. What the problem is, they're based on good 297 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: look and and rich. Don't nobody like your average. I 298 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920 Speaker 1: was never good looking growing up, So I'm just happy 299 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: to hear anything complimentary. Let's not be crazy, Kim. I like. 300 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: I like Linnell's take. It sounds more realistic. You know, 301 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: the money make him better looking, like anybody looking Little 302 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,120 Speaker 1: Wayne looking, little white? Would you funk? Would you funk 303 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: with Little Wayne if he didn't have money? Out of here? 304 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 1: Little But I'm just saying, every motherfucker I talked to him, 305 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 1: fine and Ship and if I think he's fine. He fine, 306 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 1: that's no, you're not definitive. Russell is an average looking guy, 307 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: which gives average looking guys the motherfucking hope that God 308 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 1: damn it, I could pull bitches to know. He's ex Indian. No, 309 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: he's from about that. He's stilling Indian from Canada. Indian. 310 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: My you met my mom? I shucking. And then I 311 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: thought his mama was white. When I first, oh my god, 312 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: you didn't talk to it. You talk right now? Yes, yes, 313 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,920 Speaker 1: I talked to But when i'd nothing insulting I'm being 314 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,199 Speaker 1: with him, I was like, oh wow, he's um. The 315 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 1: reason I said little Way is not to compa minute, 316 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: let me clear this up. Excuse me. The reason I 317 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,800 Speaker 1: said a little Wayne was not to compare wrestled to 318 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 1: a little Wayne in any capacity other than if little 319 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 1: Wayne did not have money, would you even give him 320 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,199 Speaker 1: two dollars on the street. He looks like a motherfucking 321 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,399 Speaker 1: like somebody scribbled. He looks like somebody scribbled on this. 322 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: But he didn't used to look like that. He used 323 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 1: to be kind of cute. Yeah he did, I don't know, 324 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:52,719 Speaker 1: ye looked then he look like he looked like a regular, 325 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,960 Speaker 1: look like a regular guy and then looked like a 326 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: regular guy with tattoos. And it's all that ship and 327 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: all that to tear himself up. They want to look bad. 328 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,879 Speaker 1: He didn't have to do all that, all that blind. 329 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: But back to the question in hand. Depends on the circumstance, 330 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 1: depends on how Little Wayne approaches her. Thank you, Russell, 331 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: bring that bottle of wine back here, Eddie, thank you. Okay, 332 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: let me let me rethink that, Kim. Okay, if lout 333 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 1: Rayne wanted to do as queens and we have gone down, 334 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: I didn't tell him to say that about me. I 335 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 1: didn't say what you're all the queen of I'm the 336 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: queen of the people. That's what I am. Kim is 337 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 1: one of the queens of Hollywood. She's Royal Tech's regal. 338 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:43,440 Speaker 1: She works with Oprah, she gets to go to Yeah, 339 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have another event with her on the twelfth. 340 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,960 Speaker 1: You even met absolutely open. I don't want to meet me. 341 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 1: She should have me like somebody. She not want to 342 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: meet you, your fan, am And when this movie comes out, 343 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,679 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm stand you now. You 344 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,919 Speaker 1: are first of all great actors. Remember that show we 345 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,040 Speaker 1: was all gonna do for HBO. You are fucking fantastic. 346 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 1: So when you say no, your comedy might be raw, 347 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 1: or you might be all Oakland and ship, but when 348 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: you hit that screen, your talent is off the chain. 349 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: Well thank you, Kim, And I really appreciate that because 350 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,879 Speaker 1: I respect you. I talked to you constantly, because constantly 351 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 1: we're up to the up for the same roles. She 352 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: sent me videos talking to me of her but but 353 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: but but something happened to me this year on television, 354 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: and Kim was one of the people who spoke to 355 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,679 Speaker 1: me surprisingly in that. And if I loved her before, 356 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 1: I really really really really love her now. I don't 357 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: mean that I don't hate a little bit. She got 358 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 1: a better house than me, she got a smaller waist 359 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: than me, she got more money than I do. But 360 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 1: I respect her though out of all that show, I'm 361 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,560 Speaker 1: just being honest. Other bitches might think that's what I'm 362 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: saying behind your motherfucking back. I'm telling you to your 363 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 1: faith with your little last way sliding your big gass titties. 364 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:14,399 Speaker 1: I wish I didn't even notice you are a comedian. 365 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 1: I'll tell you this the first thing that this is 366 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: gonna sound creepy. But the first thing I knows about Kim, 367 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 1: she had great feet. What them size? They're big gass feet, 368 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 1: but they're great feet. Like that's the only reason, because 369 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, this could steal on the morning man. You 370 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 1: have nice feet too, ladies, beautiful. I know I've seen him. 371 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: You think I haven't peeped. You didn't see that. It 372 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 1: wasn't the dimpos it wasn't the smile. It was you're 373 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: a foot many that first place with sounds all. That's 374 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: why he's a foot man. Girl. I got you pecked. 375 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: I know what you like. You know what I mean. 376 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,240 Speaker 1: I got you and Luella was got the pretty petty. 377 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,679 Speaker 1: You even sent me a picture of feet because I 378 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 1: know what he likes. I'll be to shove these side 379 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: nyes all down his motherfucker. You sent me a picture 380 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: of your feet one day. I did not did She said, 381 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 1: I'm going for a pedicure, and I said, show me, 382 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,119 Speaker 1: Oh no you didn't. That was a slick move. Show me, 383 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 1: no no, no, no, wait, said you didn't. I didn't 384 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 1: send you a picture of my feet pre pedicut no 385 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 1: post Oh I was nervous to have you put that up. 386 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 1: Show all the motherfucker. No, but remember her feet have 387 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 1: done the worst feed ever in the history of pedicure. Yeah, 388 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 1: what's your foot looking like? Yeah, you can't get your 389 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,440 Speaker 1: feet done in this man. White girls always going black 390 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: nail polo show. It's weird. I not, No, they don't. 391 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,920 Speaker 1: They do pink and French. Red's good. I didn't see 392 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: red hot. Let me see what kind of red that 393 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 1: burgh got their covid foot. You don't have she her fingers, 394 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:54,439 Speaker 1: she's making fists now underneath she can eat bananas with 395 00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: her feet a microphone. I'm so sorry, ship there um not. 396 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 1: I can't take my boot off right now. Okay, what 397 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 1: kind of cigar do you smoke? What's the difference in cigars? Russell? 398 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 1: It depends on what mood. I mean right now, I'm 399 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 1: smoking a light one. This is a gurkha. So what 400 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,439 Speaker 1: what do you do? Like? They do? They do like remy? 401 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 1: You know, yeah, they know these cigars like there's a 402 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 1: certain taste that man, I don't you know. It is 403 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,160 Speaker 1: sexy when a woman smokes a cigar, But I don't 404 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing, phallic fetish. It's only sexy if 405 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,959 Speaker 1: they know what they're doing. I don't know. I just 406 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: you're not supposed to in halet number one, do not 407 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,360 Speaker 1: Inlet I blow it out. You'll get highest ship. Yeah, 408 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: but I don't know what I'm doing to smoke like weeds, 409 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,120 Speaker 1: So I don't know how to smoke with that. Yeah, 410 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: you get you're kind of rolling around spit it out. 411 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,800 Speaker 1: I've gotten that with other things. I know. But I mean, 412 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. I mean, you do 413 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,040 Speaker 1: have a baby. But the matter I want to get 414 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 1: back to, Kim said me fucking straight about her motherfucking 415 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: track record, her body cutting. I've been finding ship, though 416 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,360 Speaker 1: I wonder she's sneaky. You never see her with the guy. 417 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: She doesn't photograph with her man. The people around her 418 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: don't talk about her man. I've tried to get it. 419 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: Nobody knows who her son's father is. I know who 420 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: she is. Hilarious. Oh God, give me a click on 421 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 1: that one. Get your drink, Thank you baby. That was, 422 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,199 Speaker 1: by the way, it was a decision I had to 423 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: make when I was making your drink, Kim, I was like, 424 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: I pulled out a red cup. Ago, that's a woman, 425 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,320 Speaker 1: a classy woman. I'm gonna give her a red cup, 426 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: a red cup and a paper plate a plastic for 427 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: I don't like to do dishes. I mean, that's why 428 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 1: I took a red cup from me. I was like, 429 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna at the ladies respect him 430 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 1: and give a respectable blast today. May I say something 431 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: about that scene? To think about Restles makes him even 432 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: more attractive since he's on the average. That was I 433 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: think the sixth time that you've called Russell average. Just 434 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,560 Speaker 1: wanted to kick But what makes I'm happy with it? 435 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,680 Speaker 1: But what makes an average guy a motherfucking king is 436 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: when they know how to treat a lady, yes, and 437 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,199 Speaker 1: then when they have the means to treat a lady 438 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: like a lady. That's what makes a bit wet. That's 439 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 1: what makes an average looking guy. Motherfucking Leonardo DiCaprio's you 440 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: picked Leonardo? I just I'm drinking wine. I was like, 441 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:43,479 Speaker 1: that's our choice of Leonardo? Pullst bitches what you're talking about? 442 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,920 Speaker 1: I say, he's the best actor of our generation. Leonardo. 443 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: Oh he's incredible. Oh yeah, you know you can't put 444 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,760 Speaker 1: him over then Sale or even Michael B. Jordan. They 445 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 1: naked Nick right, But I'm saying for like his body 446 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: in the amount of different and and and owned it 447 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 1: every time. Yeah idn't. 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Right, yeah, 511 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: there's a great movie, the whole movie. Okay, okay, I 512 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: gotta watch that old piece. And of course what's he 513 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,560 Speaker 1: doing now? He got what you gotta do. You know 514 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: what's funny is I was at It's just COVID tests 515 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: and I was at Eddie Murphy's house one night. I 516 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: got not I didn't get invited Murphy's compound. Yeah, that's 517 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: it's like being at the love It It really is. 518 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: I walked in. I go, oh, this is what people 519 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 1: feel like when they come to my house. I walked 520 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: in and I really went, I haven't done ship with 521 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,320 Speaker 1: my life. I'm not compared to that. No, No, just 522 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:56,880 Speaker 1: Eddie's driveway yet, Yes, he's got I drove over that 523 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: little brand. Yeah crazy. I was at his house. Tiffany 524 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,880 Speaker 1: took me. Tiffany took Tiffany is the best. She gave 525 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 1: me the best. And third, I understanding thirty two years. 526 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,480 Speaker 1: In those thirty two years, she gave me the best 527 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: memory of comedy in my entire She took me to 528 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 1: Eddie's house. She said, Yo, I'm going to Eddie's and 529 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,760 Speaker 1: I go, wow, that's impressive. You want to come? I 530 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 1: was like, are you shipping me? She goes, I'll come 531 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: scoop you, and she scooped me and took me to 532 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: Eddie's house. Oh, right, there you go. I was texting 533 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 1: with her this morning because I'm so happy for it, 534 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: because she's finally happy towhere. Well, you know, tiff On, 535 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 1: it was hilarious. He pulled her wig off. Yeah, but 536 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 1: it was sexy too. It was sexy. That's hysterical. It 537 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: wasn't you need to Is it all her page? Please do? Okay? 538 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,000 Speaker 1: I like that. So Tiffany took me to Eddie's house. 539 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 1: And when I get there, it's Jamie, Chris Chappelle, uh, 540 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: Jeff Ross, Sasha Burn, Cohen, Bill Hayter, q tip um No. 541 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:20,320 Speaker 1: Then Alix was there. Celebrity. That's what we talked about 542 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: everybody's like, what's the best thing about being a celebrity? Access? 543 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 1: See how you got invited to that? I didn't not invited, 544 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 1: but she brought you right and you were up. But 545 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 1: you know she could have picked some, so you were obviously. 546 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: I went with Vale Young, you know her, and Eddie 547 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: is like, oh well, and she said, Eddie wants me 548 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 1: to bring you up. I said, bit, what you want 549 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 1: me to meet you at? Okay? And when I went, 550 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,080 Speaker 1: it was it was fight night. It was a fighting 551 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:58,120 Speaker 1: yea and his wife I think someone and it was 552 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: Sugar Yeah, yeah, and his wife. My boy that played 553 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: him coming to America Enio No no, no, I know 554 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: our his name. It's not Jamal, it's uh gum it. Anyway, 555 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: he plays in the new one. Yeah, so you're talking 556 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 1: about I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, 557 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 1: what's his name? Eddie Jermaine, Jermaine Fowler. Jermaine was there 558 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: and it was fight night and Eddie had everything in 559 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 1: the kitchen for um, you know, like if you're gonna 560 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 1: go to a baseball game or some chili dogs and 561 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 1: uh popcorns and nachos and all that stuff. But the 562 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: surreal part was sitting behind Sugar Ray watching Sugar Ray 563 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: watch a fight. Oh yeah, that was. I went to 564 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: Eddie's house and I went down. This is this is 565 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: when you know, first of all, the fact that he 566 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 1: has a basement is impressive. In l A. I went bowling, yes, 567 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: and he had the bowling alley and I couldn't take 568 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 1: and Eddie was into it. I was like, it was like, 569 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 1: come on. I was like, I really wan't want to 570 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: play another and got that arcade right and the candy, 571 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,840 Speaker 1: the candy Michael Jackson. I was like, this is ridiculous. 572 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 1: The ball. I was like, I can't, I can't live 573 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,879 Speaker 1: at the club. I said, I got to go back 574 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,399 Speaker 1: home to my house. Okay, So I didn't feel good 575 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: about myself. Kim Tiffany and comments are silhouette challenge. Every 576 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,319 Speaker 1: motherfucker needs a comedian check. I sent it to it 577 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: right now? Oh good, okay, okay, okay, right now. See, 578 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,480 Speaker 1: she replies, yeah good. We're just interviewed on my should 579 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,560 Speaker 1: this morning. I didn't interview that, they did. I sat 580 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 1: and listened Pop Daily Pop. No, this is just me, um. 581 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: They didn't people to the interview. They didn't know I 582 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: knew Tiffany why you didn't let him know because I'm 583 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 1: the new you know, I just I'm feeling them for 584 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,400 Speaker 1: Dr Fields's daughter. She pregnant only and I didn't know. 585 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,759 Speaker 1: See that don't be funny. Dr Phil's daughter ended up 586 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: with Mari. Oh what's wrong? See, I'm I don't terrible. 587 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,160 Speaker 1: Like when I first came to l A and I 588 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,280 Speaker 1: didn't know my north from my east, from my south 589 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,719 Speaker 1: to my west. Laura Hayes like, it's the one who 590 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: took me around, right, And we would go places and 591 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,759 Speaker 1: like sometimes people didn't recognize her and they would jam 592 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 1: her up and she would pay to get in places. 593 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,040 Speaker 1: And I'm the friend behind the going. Do you know 594 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,200 Speaker 1: what the funk that is? That's Florida motherfucking Hayes. How 595 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: dare you? She want to taple up front and blah 596 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,919 Speaker 1: blah blah, and Laura tell me you gotta stop doing 597 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:44,839 Speaker 1: that ship I'm like, but you know Laura's and that's 598 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 1: how I happened. Yeah, she was the host. There was 599 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:52,040 Speaker 1: a deal Givers, there was Monique, there was Laura. She 600 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,480 Speaker 1: played Cole's mother on Martin and she was in a 601 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,880 Speaker 1: whole bunch of other ship people Martin loves around the 602 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: want to. But you know, to this day, I've never 603 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,359 Speaker 1: met Martin Laurence. Laurence, You've never met never met I've 604 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: never even met him. I've never got you want to? 605 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 1: That is it can happen. Well, but what the hell 606 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: Martin's around the corner. That's okay, okay, yeah, exactly no, 607 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,799 Speaker 1: but you got this. I'm the same way they say 608 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: you know Linnell and they go, who You're not that 609 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,959 Speaker 1: blind chick? But the big ground Oh yeah, yeah, blah 610 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 1: blah blah. If you got to explain who you are, 611 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 1: if I have to girl from yeah, but if you 612 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 1: have to explain it, I had a drinking a long 613 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 1: time and I think it hasn't hit me. Now stop 614 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 1: my first day. But if you have to explained it 615 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 1: all that, you haven't made it yet. This is your 616 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,359 Speaker 1: new day. For what ll I can't drink in my 617 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:52,799 Speaker 1: first half. You're good, You're gonna be here for a while. 618 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,080 Speaker 1: We got food. I got a cramp under my titty. 619 00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,839 Speaker 1: You've been saying that since you've been here. This's what 620 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: is what we can do just to help. It's gas. 621 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: I'll hold the you rub the breath of the rib 622 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 1: we probably got as you better be strong and hold this. 623 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,800 Speaker 1: I used to hands. Oh, he probably got a missus 624 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,240 Speaker 1: somewhere up in here. I get one here if you want, 625 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my masseus. Want to go? Let me 626 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,520 Speaker 1: call manly hands to oh, manly, I keep getting the 627 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,640 Speaker 1: bathroom manly hands. Yeah, I don't want no manly hands. 628 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 1: I know you don't know. No, what if you don't 629 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,760 Speaker 1: want me touching my feet in my hands the same size, 630 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a big hands people. Kim, do you 631 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 1: want to come or you don't want to come? I 632 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,840 Speaker 1: always want to come, but I will You know what? 633 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,960 Speaker 1: She talking racy because of me? Because Kim don't talk racy. 634 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,719 Speaker 1: We want him to talk racy. Yeah, we get we 635 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,920 Speaker 1: get the real Kim with me today. That Drys, What 636 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: are you doing? A Kelly? What the fun? I called 637 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: this the Bill Cosby Special. Enjoy you don't do that. 638 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,800 Speaker 1: Don't do that? That one still hurts that one, Brother Russell, 639 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,160 Speaker 1: I don't care your Kelly. Don't use Bill Cary person. 640 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,560 Speaker 1: We gave her what we gave her, the Harvey Weinstein Special. 641 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,479 Speaker 1: You see the Jeff Epstein you see see they didn't 642 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,239 Speaker 1: drug me? Why you didn't drug me? No? No, no, no, 643 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,080 Speaker 1: good you sip it. You don't explain something. I break 644 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,120 Speaker 1: up marriages when I drink. I'm not married yet something. 645 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,520 Speaker 1: But my mother glasses. I can read your limps and 646 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: I imagine, Kim, you know what, Kim Kim? Yeah, I 647 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,760 Speaker 1: want to interview you on my YouTube show. I would 648 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,239 Speaker 1: love to holds bird though. What see? The problem is 649 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,360 Speaker 1: I hold because I'm still attached to Oprah in a way. 650 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: Yes I don't, but I'm cool. But I wait, how 651 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 1: was that a thing? Like? That's the part I don't get. 652 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,719 Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I get it, but at the 653 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,360 Speaker 1: same time, it's like, why is fucking being real so 654 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,640 Speaker 1: illegal now? And I don't know if it's it's not 655 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,560 Speaker 1: a llegal of your brand because that's my brand. But 656 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:18,399 Speaker 1: she's affiliated with all things clean and nice and and classy. 657 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,480 Speaker 1: I'm not even known as a clean comic. They come 658 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,840 Speaker 1: and tell me, say can you tell? But you can't cuss? 659 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,320 Speaker 1: Good though, but something motherfucker you put your heart in 660 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,920 Speaker 1: that one. Well. The problem is when I do stand up. 661 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,880 Speaker 1: I remember Larry David asked me that. He was like, 662 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,839 Speaker 1: are you a blue comic? I was like, blue, are 663 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:43,759 Speaker 1: you a Republican? Right now, what happened? Asked me, No, 664 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: Ship like that. We were feeling the same. Me and 665 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 1: Kim audition for the same part on Curb Your Enthusiasm. 666 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,160 Speaker 1: Kim got it and she saved a life. I did say, 667 00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,239 Speaker 1: did you know that she saved a mother? Did you 668 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 1: say Mexican he got paid too. Yeah. No. They had 669 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:13,640 Speaker 1: this uh that was accused and incarcerated for murder. One 670 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,360 Speaker 1: He said, I didn't do it. I was at a 671 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,359 Speaker 1: basketball baseball game and they said well, and he had 672 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,319 Speaker 1: the stub to the baseball game ticket at home and said, 673 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,439 Speaker 1: this don't mean ship. Somebody could have gave this to you. 674 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:33,840 Speaker 1: And Kim was the person that he was sitting right 675 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,160 Speaker 1: behind at the baseball game shooting her scene with Larry David. 676 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 1: So that scene became testimony in his trial to prove 677 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,040 Speaker 1: that he could not have done this murder because of 678 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 1: the scene that she did. Motherfucking right, she saved the life. 679 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:57,160 Speaker 1: Documentary called long the Long Shot, Long Shot. Wow, that's right, 680 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,759 Speaker 1: could have been me. He came up to me the 681 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 1: boat of the alley. He had spent that million dollars 682 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,960 Speaker 1: whatever you got. Who gives the fun? He could? At 683 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:14,799 Speaker 1: least he's a lie, Yeah, your lean is free. He said, 684 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: he's Mexican. I made him sounding like my assistant Eddie. 685 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,040 Speaker 1: You know Eddie Camp pronounced a letter T. It's almost 686 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,120 Speaker 1: a fucking D. No. No, don't say that. No ship 687 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,920 Speaker 1: we were we were in Nashville. No, no, no. But 688 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,760 Speaker 1: when we were in Nashville, Eddie, because he's my assistant, 689 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,080 Speaker 1: he's been with me twelve years. I was like, Eddie, 690 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,600 Speaker 1: what hotel were staying in the Nashville The Hudding? And 691 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,480 Speaker 1: I go, oh, google h U D D O N 692 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,879 Speaker 1: because I heard fucking hudding and it was the Hutton. Yeah, 693 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,840 Speaker 1: hotel called hotel right right, that Hudding? He said, the Hutton, 694 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,640 Speaker 1: but it was really the Hutton. Correct. Yeah, but he said, 695 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,440 Speaker 1: the only motherfucking pronounced it correctly. I have a bastard 696 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,480 Speaker 1: ice degree in English. Why are you bullshitting? So you 697 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,319 Speaker 1: didn't even say it right? No, he said the hut. No, 698 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,000 Speaker 1: he said, but you said the hut. No, but that's 699 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:21,040 Speaker 1: not correct. I have to soften up. Come on time, Hey, 700 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:25,359 Speaker 1: what kind of goat means that muddon? Hey? Do you 701 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,560 Speaker 1: like muddon? Hey? So yeah, you're from Canada, so you've 702 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,000 Speaker 1: been up there. I've done the Montreal Comedy Festival. One 703 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,680 Speaker 1: of the greatest things I was there with the year 704 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: you were there, one of the years you were there 705 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 1: left Loz But I found I couldn't understand why that 706 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,439 Speaker 1: there were so many black ros Safarians in Canada. West 707 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:51,080 Speaker 1: Indians there Toronto, not monkey All and Toronto where I'm from. 708 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,680 Speaker 1: And you know who was over miles last night. Another 709 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,520 Speaker 1: Canadian spent the night, Caroline Ray. I was Carolinia. Oh yeah, 710 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,799 Speaker 1: you guys love each other up. Yeah, Caroline is great. 711 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,840 Speaker 1: She said she was gonna put me on her Disney show. Oh, 712 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,879 Speaker 1: I gotta remind she saitting that last year and then 713 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,719 Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I'm gonna make you the coolest dad ever. 714 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on my show. I said that 715 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,440 Speaker 1: would be fucking great. Caroline. I'm going to remind she's 716 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,479 Speaker 1: a really sweet Lad's a very nice lady. She will 717 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,799 Speaker 1: she will offer some stuff and give people stuff. She 718 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,200 Speaker 1: really does. I'm gonna text her ask to right now. 719 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,640 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm gonna do. But I Caroline, Yeah, 720 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,600 Speaker 1: another great person. She was over there and I'm her 721 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:38,360 Speaker 1: daughter's godmother. Really the Greek baby, the Greek baby and 722 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 1: up tall as hell like her daddy. You know he 723 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,360 Speaker 1: was her opening that really, yeah, that was her opening. 724 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,440 Speaker 1: That did not know what that means. Yeah, you give 725 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,880 Speaker 1: them gifts on their birth out. If they pass, you 726 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: take the kids. Hey, oh no, match, you did it 727 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: in front of the door. You're gonna talk about how 728 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:08,080 Speaker 1: you talking. You're gonna say the Lord Lord. Yeah, but Mama, 729 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:16,560 Speaker 1: if anything happens in Caroline, right, you got god kids. 730 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,520 Speaker 1: I was just gonna asking about Joshua. Well, you know, 731 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 1: I feel like Godfather. Now you go, no, no, we 732 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,920 Speaker 1: tell her what happened. Okay, let me tell you the 733 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,799 Speaker 1: Story'll tell you what happened. Okay, So Russell, so you'll know. 734 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,600 Speaker 1: So I've known Russell, but I've never loved him. Okay, 735 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,840 Speaker 1: this is the day I fell in love with Actually, 736 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 1: this is when I became a stalker because I started 737 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,879 Speaker 1: asking Jackie fabulous. I was like, so, what's he doing? 738 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,399 Speaker 1: How's he doing? Really? Can you tell him? I said 739 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,200 Speaker 1: high because I didn't have his number or anything like that. 740 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,760 Speaker 1: So this is what happened. One Christmas. I was Joshua 741 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,239 Speaker 1: might have been six seven years old. We were in 742 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,160 Speaker 1: Target and we were shopping and grabbing some stuff and 743 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,759 Speaker 1: you know, just a few things in the basket. And 744 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,680 Speaker 1: I got him like a Lego set and some things. 745 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,279 Speaker 1: We got in line and Russell was either behind us 746 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: or he was in front of so Russell bought his 747 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,160 Speaker 1: stuff and then he said, I'll take her card too. 748 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,160 Speaker 1: I was like this what. I was like, hey Russell 749 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,839 Speaker 1: because he said hey Kim, and I was said his mother. 750 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,600 Speaker 1: And his mother was with him, and he was like, 751 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,279 Speaker 1: I'll take russell on burn the house down. So he 752 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,440 Speaker 1: said I'll take I'll take her stuff too. Let me 753 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: tell you so I have never with my son. And 754 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,160 Speaker 1: then he turned and said, he said, do you have 755 00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,320 Speaker 1: what you want? Joshua to do? You know, did you 756 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,160 Speaker 1: get what you want? Joshua didn't know what to say, 757 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,839 Speaker 1: and I was like this, no he doesn't. I was like, 758 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,719 Speaker 1: go get that. What do you say? He said? But 759 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,960 Speaker 1: I wanted the bigger one, That's what it was. He 760 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: didn't have the he wanted because I was like this, 761 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,520 Speaker 1: you can't get that, get this one. And he told 762 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,480 Speaker 1: him he said I wanted the bigger one, and j 763 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: and he told him to go get it, go get it. 764 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,759 Speaker 1: He ran and got it and Russell took it and 765 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,440 Speaker 1: let me tell you something right that day because it 766 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,840 Speaker 1: made me because he didn't know me. It wasn't you know. 767 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,800 Speaker 1: I know you you didn't know me, but you didn't 768 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160 Speaker 1: I know, but you like, oh my boy, let me 769 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,680 Speaker 1: take care of her. You were doing a gesture for 770 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,279 Speaker 1: my son and for me. And that's when I knew 771 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,120 Speaker 1: I saw your heart and I was like, I want 772 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,040 Speaker 1: to give him something. You know what that was? You 773 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,960 Speaker 1: know what that was, Kim. That was me remembering when 774 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,080 Speaker 1: you had my back when nobody had my back that 775 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,399 Speaker 1: day on Bethany and I said, this woman had me 776 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,000 Speaker 1: when nobody else. I was alone in the room and 777 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,520 Speaker 1: she stood right beside me and said, I got you. 778 00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,600 Speaker 1: You made me cry. That's why I did that because 779 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,719 Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't. You didn't need to stand 780 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,239 Speaker 1: up for me that day. You couldn't let me get 781 00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,759 Speaker 1: et by the wolves. Oh my god. She couldn't let 782 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,920 Speaker 1: me get eaten by the wolves. But her and Aubrey, 783 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,279 Speaker 1: matter of fact, stood up for me that day. I 784 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,799 Speaker 1: never really stayed in touch a though, but I think 785 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,279 Speaker 1: I wanted the banger, so I never, I know, but 786 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,719 Speaker 1: I never. That's what. You didn't want to bang me 787 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,239 Speaker 1: something I didn't want to bang you. But I was like, 788 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: you were already talking already the One Man Party ten 789 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,640 Speaker 1: years or twenty one years before that. That was so so. 790 00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800 Speaker 1: But how we say, how you pay it forward or 791 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,080 Speaker 1: how things you don't know? I didn't know that about you. 792 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,800 Speaker 1: And then I see you and you do that for 793 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,880 Speaker 1: my son, and now we're here and we are friends. 794 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,759 Speaker 1: Now I'm the same note, I'm the same now. I'm 795 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,839 Speaker 1: uncomfortable now. I don't like to be vulnerable in front 796 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 1: of y'all. I the same note. During this quarantine, Russell 797 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,560 Speaker 1: was on a live with I don't even know who, 798 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,000 Speaker 1: but I chimed in and like it was me and 799 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,600 Speaker 1: Angelo Yeah, Angelo Frucus, Yes, and I and they're like 800 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:37,040 Speaker 1: Leno's on And then we talked on the Instagram or 801 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,839 Speaker 1: something like that. We talked on Instagram after that. He's like, 802 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,000 Speaker 1: I love you. You know what's good? You're good? You 803 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,040 Speaker 1: need anything? And I don't know. I must said something like, well, 804 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,000 Speaker 1: you know buscause I don't use some groceries because it 805 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,960 Speaker 1: was at the beginning when everything we didn't know what 806 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,799 Speaker 1: we could do, whether we could leave. I said you 807 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,920 Speaker 1: need groceries or anything? Said Actually he said, send me 808 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,040 Speaker 1: a list and I'll get you girls. I sent in 809 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,920 Speaker 1: my list. I'm not time. Within like twelve hours, that 810 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,480 Speaker 1: motherfucker had all my list leaded and delivered to my door. 811 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,640 Speaker 1: What he got me groceries during the quarantine. Well, in 812 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 1: all fairness, Eddie did the work on that I found 813 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,680 Speaker 1: out out. Did you say all fairness? Really he made 814 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,479 Speaker 1: it happen. But Eddie, But Eddie, Eddie did, dude, mother, 815 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:29,960 Speaker 1: she did assistance, selled to you gotta take your and 816 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,279 Speaker 1: you gotta take that ship. Edie gotten this. I got 817 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:46,520 Speaker 1: you at over ediep that word. Yeah, because I said 818 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,480 Speaker 1: I want Eddie, thank you baby listening, Kim, I got well, 819 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,560 Speaker 1: I need you to ask your woman. First of all, 820 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,040 Speaker 1: I want to because you Kim, there's a there's a 821 00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,600 Speaker 1: there's a theory. It's called eating is not cheating? Um 822 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,000 Speaker 1: Ill you guys ain't gonna do this in front of me. 823 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,680 Speaker 1: You think I'll tell you I love him? Yeah? Well 824 00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,719 Speaker 1: I don't know. No, You're comfortable my legs right, black girl, 825 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: don't do that ship. If you make a decisions, I 826 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,200 Speaker 1: have to bow down and be like, that's the decision 827 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,799 Speaker 1: you made. I take it like a motherfucking g If 828 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,759 Speaker 1: you make a decision, and that's what it is. But 829 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: you can't have your cake eat it too. I don't 830 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,600 Speaker 1: give a funk. How mediocre and rich y'all as is 831 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:39,720 Speaker 1: medi yours? Yea more wine from Nu up, she's listen. 832 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,919 Speaker 1: I can say that being an average old sexy bitch. 833 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:51,080 Speaker 1: My god, who baby, you're nice? So are you a manager? 834 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,680 Speaker 1: Like a real man? He's manager? So we're gonna get 835 00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:58,719 Speaker 1: him on Caroline Ratio on Disney. Okay, but cow men, 836 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,600 Speaker 1: you go back to that conversation. Should I talked to 837 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,840 Speaker 1: you about in the kitchen because he's been bullshit. We 838 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,319 Speaker 1: could be there right now. I had people interested. He's 839 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,520 Speaker 1: an asshole in mediocre. Now when I think about that, 840 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,719 Speaker 1: i'm something's talking about you? What do you dropped the ball? 841 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,960 Speaker 1: Remember when the Great Show Ideas it ain't dropped it? 842 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,800 Speaker 1: That was a year ago. We could have had it 843 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,840 Speaker 1: down during Quarantine a Shepherd Soul the show you Bentley 844 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,719 Speaker 1: working on it for us? Do you want to but 845 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,960 Speaker 1: you don't want to tell me by signing this thing 846 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 1: with I can't say, but you drop my name absolutely, 847 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:42,479 Speaker 1: I'm like, really, thank you so much, and it's time 848 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,239 Speaker 1: you want to let these other people you Okay, No, 849 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,920 Speaker 1: here's the thing for me. For for me, it was 850 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,279 Speaker 1: a confidence this year. For me, it's all about like 851 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,560 Speaker 1: I knew where I was financially, but that doesn't mean 852 00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,840 Speaker 1: anything to me. Money never meant ship to me. It 853 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,399 Speaker 1: was never about money for me. It was about talking 854 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,440 Speaker 1: to you after the show. That's the case. It was 855 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,319 Speaker 1: all about getting respected. So for me, it was all 856 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,200 Speaker 1: about getting respects. I wanted to respect first. Now. But 857 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,560 Speaker 1: when you say that respect in stand up because you 858 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,359 Speaker 1: have that or respect in the acting world. Both really 859 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,000 Speaker 1: either or I wanted them to respect me, to be like, Yo, 860 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,719 Speaker 1: that motherfuck is funny and I wasn't going to stop 861 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,600 Speaker 1: until motherfucker said I was funny. But but but you 862 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,279 Speaker 1: already have that in stand up. I have that for 863 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,360 Speaker 1: my fans. Okay, So I wanted it from my peers. 864 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:37,560 Speaker 1: Everybody's because about click. Like Fluffy has got his click, 865 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,759 Speaker 1: I got no click click, you got, you gotta click. 866 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,000 Speaker 1: I got a little click, ud you gotta click. I 867 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,640 Speaker 1: got Ruben Paul, that's my man. Ruben is like softest lips. No, 868 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,959 Speaker 1: I'm talking about that. You have an audience. He kissed 869 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,320 Speaker 1: me one day, she did kiss me. No, No, he 870 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 1: just kissed me one day and this long, long years ago, 871 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,560 Speaker 1: just just I don't remember. Wait, the lights are good, 872 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,560 Speaker 1: but I tell you, but I think he's just the nicest, nicest, 873 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,919 Speaker 1: and so is Herkle Julio White. He's a really nice guy, 874 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,600 Speaker 1: very nice. He better be he's very nice too. But 875 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,480 Speaker 1: I don't kiss a lot of people. People I don't know. 876 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,560 Speaker 1: People don't kiss me. I did a podcast and I 877 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:24,400 Speaker 1: interviewed ear this time. You know, Roger wait Rod from 878 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,840 Speaker 1: What's Happening, so Mr Omar from Everybody Hates Chris. I 879 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,920 Speaker 1: got him to talk so dirty about the industry and 880 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:41,640 Speaker 1: about that he's fun me. You would never expect him 881 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,680 Speaker 1: to be old baby. You know. I have a way 882 00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:49,280 Speaker 1: of drawing us nasty side out of people, the nasty side, 883 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:54,040 Speaker 1: Like I want to have a deeper conversation with Russell, 884 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,439 Speaker 1: this respect thing. I know. Maybe I'll do it after 885 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,560 Speaker 1: the show because I gotta we'll talk about another we 886 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,960 Speaker 1: can still talk about. I'm trying to to stand how 887 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:05,319 Speaker 1: people say you don't have the respect. Okay, let's look 888 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:14,000 Speaker 1: at success in my mind for you. Okay. So I 889 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,480 Speaker 1: think the problem is because I came up in Canada, 890 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,839 Speaker 1: and when I moved to America fifteen years ago. People 891 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,560 Speaker 1: thought that I was some sort of like flash in 892 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,080 Speaker 1: the pan, like I just had like some sort of 893 00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,680 Speaker 1: online hit, and I became this guy who started doing 894 00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,480 Speaker 1: stand up after a year, people didn't know I came up. 895 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,120 Speaker 1: I started in eighty nine and I would do all 896 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,200 Speaker 1: the black rooms in New York in the mid nineties. 897 00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,640 Speaker 1: I used to sleep on Patrese O'Neil's couch Patrese and 898 00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,239 Speaker 1: Keith Robinson when they lived in Woodbridge, New Jersey. Back 899 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:50,960 Speaker 1: in Canada. Let me in Canada, I think worldwide. Patrese 900 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:56,279 Speaker 1: is really posthumously, but he's not popular. Also with a 901 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 1: lot of black people, are not him to Patrese o 902 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,120 Speaker 1: neil because you're talking yeah, but you're talking about you 903 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,359 Speaker 1: want respect among your peers. The thing is, if you're 904 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,239 Speaker 1: from Canada, or if you're from the South even and 905 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:18,560 Speaker 1: you do comedy, the only people that um, we're slamming 906 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,399 Speaker 1: and making names for themselves were out of the East 907 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,880 Speaker 1: Coast and out of the West Coast period l A 908 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,640 Speaker 1: and New York. Have you were from Chicago, you were 909 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,160 Speaker 1: probably in Chicago, but I didn't mean probably in l A. 910 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,880 Speaker 1: If you was from the Chicago's on fight right now. 911 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,120 Speaker 1: I know, but we're not talking about that right now. 912 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,920 Speaker 1: You can't happiers with people right now. You can only 913 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,480 Speaker 1: have peers with people who've been doing it right. So, 914 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,920 Speaker 1: but like the cast that knew me, we're like the 915 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,040 Speaker 1: like the guys that we were on the grind with 916 00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,960 Speaker 1: were like at the same time, was me, Godfrey, Mike 917 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:58,360 Speaker 1: epps Um, Godfrey is still over here. Godfrey's about to 918 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,120 Speaker 1: blow up. Yeah, god I know he's doing the things. 919 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,920 Speaker 1: He's all about black and yeah, he's everything. But as 920 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Speaker 1: far as people who listen when you walk down the street, 921 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,279 Speaker 1: you can pick anybody and say, name me your ten 922 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,839 Speaker 1: favorite comedians. First of all, they're gonna name ten men first. 923 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,000 Speaker 1: That the first of all. See and then you say, well, 924 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,279 Speaker 1: what about on the sacks? And they go, oh yeah, 925 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,720 Speaker 1: oh yeah, what about Lord? Hey? Right right? What about small? 926 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,880 Speaker 1: I love someone? But they don't think of you first? 927 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:38,400 Speaker 1: Then out of the women don't, right, I do I 928 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:46,400 Speaker 1: do in my top ten? Really, I just like the 929 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,040 Speaker 1: fact that she said, some foul as ship how many 930 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,560 Speaker 1: people you have on your podcast at one time? We 931 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,080 Speaker 1: need you on the mic though, Okay, I was because 932 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,839 Speaker 1: I gotta go pee again. Right there, you can pick 933 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,960 Speaker 1: up the slack. One is the restroom right there. Pool Kim, 934 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,120 Speaker 1: I damn you, Let's go be in the pool. Kim, 935 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:12,240 Speaker 1: trust me, Kim, Kim, Let's go pee in the pool. 936 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,000 Speaker 1: I've already pet in this pool. That's how you get 937 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,080 Speaker 1: them people. And that way they swimming a little, we're swimming. 938 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:24,520 Speaker 1: It's like a witch's brew. She already pete in your pool. Everything. 939 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,800 Speaker 1: I tried to do this, bitch get damn before me. 940 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,280 Speaker 1: She didn't. She didn't. You were at the pool first, Lunel. 941 00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,320 Speaker 1: She said, why I gotta go to the outside because 942 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,839 Speaker 1: it's right there, it's closer. It's really nice too, you'll see. 943 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,320 Speaker 1: Ain't that a bit? Did you get in a towel 944 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:56,399 Speaker 1: the whole town to damn? Kim got that? What? God? Damn. 945 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,400 Speaker 1: I don't do well on tap and I don't do 946 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:06,680 Speaker 1: well at auditions period. Like I'm coming. I'm horrible on it. 947 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,799 Speaker 1: But give me the job, Give me the job. I'll 948 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,480 Speaker 1: do the job. You know what the thing is when, 949 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,320 Speaker 1: especially if they make you audition, they want a Lunelle type, like, 950 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,880 Speaker 1: bitch just hired Lunelle. Motherfucker, hire me. I can do 951 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Speaker 1: the job. But I can't do the audition. I'm bad 952 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,480 Speaker 1: at memorization. I'm with you, you know, and you're phenomenal 953 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,320 Speaker 1: when you get the gig. When I get the gig, 954 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,360 Speaker 1: I'll give you what you want. You are a phenomenal. 955 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,280 Speaker 1: Not to blow smoke up your ass, but you are 956 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:41,520 Speaker 1: the best thing and everything you're in. As long as 957 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,040 Speaker 1: I have a face, you have a place to sit. 958 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,760 Speaker 1: And that was the line. Tell you a little Asian 959 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,439 Speaker 1: girl and a little blaze and girlfriend that she knows 960 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,600 Speaker 1: she's a big fan of yours. I said you were 961 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,520 Speaker 1: coming over because, oh my god, I love Lull. She 962 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,240 Speaker 1: met Kim. We had dinner with She was very quiet. 963 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,800 Speaker 1: That was uncomfortable, and he's saying, place, bitch. I was 964 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800 Speaker 1: looking at the titties and I didn't want to great 965 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,800 Speaker 1: tittiest And I was mad because I have great titties. 966 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,320 Speaker 1: I haven't had a good three something like twenty years. 967 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:16,920 Speaker 1: Your husband nothing right now, I'm about to go. Had 968 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,280 Speaker 1: Eddie was never just so you know, he has the antibodies. 969 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:35,520 Speaker 1: Shut up. So I'm surrounded by han't been enough time 970 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,480 Speaker 1: with you. I am a head. Just come and hang out. 971 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:45,360 Speaker 1: I didn't get burn her. Damn eyelashes off as long 972 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:50,080 Speaker 1: as a bit. Just ain't wearing a wig? Oh, I know, 973 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:54,240 Speaker 1: but the wigs catch fire? Do that you've had that happen? 974 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't If Lunelle wore a wig, 975 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,520 Speaker 1: I actually think it would not be We'd be like 976 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,360 Speaker 1: I wear I wear two wigs and coming to America, 977 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,560 Speaker 1: and I'm excited about that. I wear two weeks in that. 978 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,280 Speaker 1: That's Caroline I've got? Is she calling Caroline? Right is 979 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:16,160 Speaker 1: on the phone. Put her on the phone, Say hello, Caroline. 980 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:23,840 Speaker 1: You're from Montreal? Right? Are wead? We don't know each other? Listen, 981 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,800 Speaker 1: I was never sure of you from montrealer from Toronto. 982 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,760 Speaker 1: It's so hurtful. That's the thing. I don't remember if 983 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,800 Speaker 1: you're interesting here before Wait, I don't listen. I remember 984 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,200 Speaker 1: that your baby's daddy is Greek. That's what I remember. 985 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,200 Speaker 1: I have any money left? Or did the girl take 986 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:46,320 Speaker 1: it off? Listen? You already know, you already know. I'm 987 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:52,840 Speaker 1: the worst baby mama maker ever. Oh god, I got 988 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,480 Speaker 1: two baby momas. You know, two kids to baby mamas. 989 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Average guy? It too, she's called you average, call me 990 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:10,720 Speaker 1: average looking? But you know what? You know what in 991 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,160 Speaker 1: all fairness. I agree with her. I always say I'm 992 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,200 Speaker 1: average looking at it. I ain't ugly, I ain't good. 993 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,680 Speaker 1: I'm just like Lunelle is the realest motherfucker I know. 994 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,840 Speaker 1: Dude or female don't matter. Lunelle is the realist motherfucker 995 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,720 Speaker 1: I know. And that's why I love Lunelle, because, yeah, 996 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,360 Speaker 1: but that might hug and ain't never gonna hurt you. 997 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,280 Speaker 1: It's only gonna help. It'll hurt you immediately. In the 998 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,439 Speaker 1: long run, it'll help you. And I'm not talking about 999 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,400 Speaker 1: Prince because I see the Prince tattoo on your wrist, 1000 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:41,120 Speaker 1: on your on your fist, and uh, I have a 1001 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,440 Speaker 1: do you have a Prince story? I've never met Prince. 1002 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,720 Speaker 1: I know that Prince has had an affinity for women 1003 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,600 Speaker 1: from Oakland, right. One of his first background singers was 1004 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,600 Speaker 1: named Bunny Boy. Yeah, she's from Oakland, right. Okay, I'll 1005 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,920 Speaker 1: tell you funny Prince story. Okay if you want to hear, sure, Okay, Well, 1006 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,920 Speaker 1: just gonna tell us a funny Prince. It's because I 1007 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,280 Speaker 1: have a Prince mask and I have a Prince tattoo. Hi, Kim, okay, 1008 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,800 Speaker 1: look Kim, Hi you tell okay, man, it might not 1009 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,320 Speaker 1: be you tell me this. Okay. Anyway, long story, short time. 1010 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,080 Speaker 1: For years ago, I got all the time in the world, baby, 1011 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,360 Speaker 1: years ago, I never got to go back one. Okay, 1012 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,800 Speaker 1: here's my press. Are you ready? Okay, many years ago, 1013 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,760 Speaker 1: when Prince was still alive, I banged his manager. What 1014 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,920 Speaker 1: this Indian girl, girl named Cindy. I don't want to 1015 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:38,200 Speaker 1: say her name, right, Okay, we'll call that a bitch 1016 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,120 Speaker 1: named Cindy who happened to be Princess Prince's manager at 1017 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,280 Speaker 1: the time. Well, what kind of manager is that? That 1018 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,360 Speaker 1: will fuck you? Wait a minute, because he's average and 1019 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,560 Speaker 1: medio because it's average with game average with games a 1020 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:53,439 Speaker 1: good game. We'll talk a bitties, that's right. Okay, she's 1021 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,960 Speaker 1: a real girl or fake grass in the pool, whatever, 1022 01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:00,520 Speaker 1: whatever it takes. I'm to fake grass all day. So 1023 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,040 Speaker 1: we're in the hotel, in her hotel room. Brother, we're 1024 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,720 Speaker 1: in her hotel room. She's complaining about him. Sweet. Do 1025 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaker 1: you have a sweet? No? Actually, just a regular room 1026 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:16,000 Speaker 1: his manager, but she doesn't have a sweet because she's 1027 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:21,160 Speaker 1: got a sweet. A story. I'm interesting. He's the artist, 1028 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,200 Speaker 1: she's the man. He's like, you know what, I gotta 1029 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,480 Speaker 1: kick side bed I'm good, right, Okay, that's right because 1030 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm not getting you a sweet right and a fool, 1031 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,000 Speaker 1: that's right. And she was a good manager because she 1032 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,440 Speaker 1: wasn't trying to blow his money on her ship. That's right, 1033 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,160 Speaker 1: she was protecting right. Yes, they got to love you. 1034 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,360 Speaker 1: She's complaining about how he's flaky and just leaves and 1035 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,240 Speaker 1: we'll call her and say, yo, I left my ship. 1036 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,880 Speaker 1: I've gone picked my ship up and meet me back 1037 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,160 Speaker 1: wherever we're going to be. So she pulls out his 1038 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,320 Speaker 1: little soup bag and I unzip his soup bag and 1039 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,400 Speaker 1: his little boots fall out. Why did you do? Why? 1040 01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:01,560 Speaker 1: I gotta be little boots your baby shoes? Super bad 1041 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,640 Speaker 1: because I was like, yo, this is princess clothes. I'm 1042 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:08,040 Speaker 1: a nobody. You ain't got no fire zipping. Did she 1043 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,600 Speaker 1: ask you to hang something back up? And he held 1044 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,480 Speaker 1: it up and it was a little last bag and 1045 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,920 Speaker 1: you unzipped it and you how to play you out 1046 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:19,920 Speaker 1: of order? Naked in the room. I'm not thinking about it. 1047 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,320 Speaker 1: What I'm thinking about the nuts I'm about, you know, 1048 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,320 Speaker 1: over nothing, Princes, that's what the funk is wrong with? You? 1049 01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,800 Speaker 1: Zip it? His little last boots falling? Oh, my god, 1050 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,360 Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, these are his little lasso. Oh 1051 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:37,040 Speaker 1: my god, I'm not speaking to you no more. And 1052 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,400 Speaker 1: he's got about seven blouses in there. Please don't say 1053 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,320 Speaker 1: nothing else, call me back nothing else. I really was, 1054 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,280 Speaker 1: I don't want to get a restaurant. No, you don't 1055 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:53,880 Speaker 1: do that shirt, sheila. Why are you blocks no shot 1056 01:03:54,080 --> 01:04:00,560 Speaker 1: lass boots that you do not bloust? That's a no, 1057 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:07,560 Speaker 1: it's not because the fucking is they're not shirts average videocres. 1058 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:12,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want to have a baby back. 1059 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,200 Speaker 1: You want to have my party, and I might not 1060 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:18,360 Speaker 1: funk with him no more. But we got by my party, 1061 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,520 Speaker 1: but then I may not funk with him no more. 1062 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,520 Speaker 1: Can I tell you already sucking up? That's why you 1063 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:32,040 Speaker 1: don't give women nothing to drink. I told you. If 1064 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,120 Speaker 1: you say it's something about Bruno, I'm a fuck this 1065 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:43,960 Speaker 1: whole patio. So like little dudes, I'm like that's really 1066 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:48,960 Speaker 1: soft leather. I'm like, is incredible. And then I grabbed 1067 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,480 Speaker 1: his shirts and I'm like, no, back up what you 1068 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,760 Speaker 1: grab We don't want to have to be redundant, so 1069 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,720 Speaker 1: I want to change with the shirts. Okay, So okay, okay, okay, 1070 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,480 Speaker 1: Well so I grabbed his shirts. I grabbed one of 1071 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,560 Speaker 1: his shirts and go, yo, let me put this shirt on. 1072 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:06,120 Speaker 1: She goes, no, put this one on is bigger, right? 1073 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,200 Speaker 1: I go, all right, I'll put this one on. So 1074 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,760 Speaker 1: I grabbed one and I put it on shirt and 1075 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:22,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, he smells fantastic. Prince smelt incredible. What No, 1076 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,120 Speaker 1: I didn't know what he got his own scent. I 1077 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:31,040 Speaker 1: had no clues. Listen, I'm telling you some good details 1078 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:35,440 Speaker 1: to know. He smelled incredible. I was like, yo, business. 1079 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,800 Speaker 1: So I put it on and I'm like, oh my god. 1080 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:41,280 Speaker 1: She goes, I go can I take a picture. She goes, no, 1081 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:46,440 Speaker 1: you're kidding me. I'll lose my job. I was like, alright, fine, right, 1082 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,960 Speaker 1: because listen, after we smash everything, blah blah blah, she 1083 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,880 Speaker 1: gets a call she has to leave the room. Well 1084 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:57,720 Speaker 1: she left the room. You know you dug up took 1085 01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,080 Speaker 1: a selfie with that shirt on, brilliant, with that blouse on. 1086 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:08,440 Speaker 1: That's a blouse. That's that's a blouse. That's as it was, 1087 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,480 Speaker 1: Yon crim or some ship. Don't you chills? You are? 1088 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:18,880 Speaker 1: Look at you? Seven ago? Wow? You are? You know? 1089 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,960 Speaker 1: I'm mad at you? And then I never posted the picture, 1090 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,400 Speaker 1: but when he passed, I found a picture of him 1091 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,280 Speaker 1: wearing the same shirt, and I split screen the picture 1092 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,040 Speaker 1: to go back to Yo, Graham, and I said that 1093 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:38,080 Speaker 1: one time I was left alone with prison wardrobe. Fuck yeah, 1094 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm not mad no more. And then never had that balls? Never? 1095 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,200 Speaker 1: And then would you have had the balls? I would 1096 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,040 Speaker 1: have never had the ball, And I didn't never idn't. 1097 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,440 Speaker 1: I've never been that ball. But men are crazy. No, 1098 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,600 Speaker 1: I said, when you had the balls, I would have 1099 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:55,720 Speaker 1: never had the ball. I'd have never had the ball, 1100 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,640 Speaker 1: the whole word. I'd never had the ball. Never had 1101 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,840 Speaker 1: I got to spend New Year's Eve with Prince a 1102 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,520 Speaker 1: whole year night, ninth to night it was me, Prince, 1103 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:16,600 Speaker 1: now Rogers and John bon Jovi. Yeah, what the hell? What? Wait? 1104 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:21,240 Speaker 1: So it was one night right we were in Turks 1105 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:26,240 Speaker 1: and Cacos. Oh wow. No, I was only there because 1106 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,480 Speaker 1: now Rogers is my friend. And now I was like, Yo, 1107 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:39,280 Speaker 1: we're going to Turks. I won't, Yo, can you call? Now? 1108 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,040 Speaker 1: I gotta call my agent back. Wow, here we go. 1109 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,080 Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, everybody. No, because I called now, Roger, you 1110 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,160 Speaker 1: call you. I called my agent because I got I'm 1111 01:07:51,160 --> 01:08:02,720 Speaker 1: gonna calling. Stop, I gotta call now Rogers. I'm calling 1112 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:06,200 Speaker 1: now right now, Okay, call now Roger's FaceTime. What a 1113 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:17,400 Speaker 1: mind podcast? Call my dad. I won't love if I 1114 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:37,840 Speaker 1: need now, I need the Lily, Lily, Lily, Hi, remember me, Hi, 1115 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,040 Speaker 1: I met you? Be fine at the sun anyway. Damn 1116 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:44,120 Speaker 1: she she did the whole thing. I'm a motherfucking fair. 1117 01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,439 Speaker 1: Now we got to steal a screenshot because we want 1118 01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:57,439 Speaker 1: to take a feature with you. Say freak out us 1119 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:04,719 Speaker 1: to be they dared me. Now dance new dance case 1120 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:16,120 Speaker 1: waiting believing average be had by everyone. Tell you down, 1121 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm good, young, and oh are doing it. I'm talk 1122 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm just as fresh that you were able to answer. Thanks, 1123 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,760 Speaker 1: I'm lady, and you ain't done at night? And then 1124 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:34,559 Speaker 1: it's shut it away and I was my brother never 1125 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:40,080 Speaker 1: say I couldn't help it. Now, okay, there we go, 1126 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,960 Speaker 1: get in. I never I never was able to go 1127 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:48,920 Speaker 1: a disco fifty studio fifty for that's one of my regrets. 1128 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:52,680 Speaker 1: Just got out of control over here, we are out 1129 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:58,439 Speaker 1: of control. My brother appreciates you by now call me baby. 1130 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:04,280 Speaker 1: Hit me in my wondering. I'm pretty sure you figured 1131 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:12,680 Speaker 1: that out. Damn. Now, I'll holler back, Yeah, I'll he 1132 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:17,320 Speaker 1: probably got old Filipino to something like that. I don't 1133 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:21,800 Speaker 1: nobody will love the black woman. Don't know. I got 1134 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:27,519 Speaker 1: two black stepdaughters. Now what Jesus listen, Lunell, you're a 1135 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:32,720 Speaker 1: legendary lady. Well, I don't know that's true or not, 1136 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,519 Speaker 1: but some people think so. No, I know, so I'm 1137 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:41,400 Speaker 1: not saying it to flatter you. You are that person. Uh. 1138 01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:48,120 Speaker 1: I think that you may be right, but I don't 1139 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,880 Speaker 1: really feel that way because I think that you know 1140 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,640 Speaker 1: what the thing is that I know that I'm a 1141 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:57,280 Speaker 1: person of the people, but I also equite success with 1142 01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:00,479 Speaker 1: like this and like that and stuff. You know, you're 1143 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:04,000 Speaker 1: like sound like the Nancy Hustle of fucking comedy. Yeah, 1144 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,639 Speaker 1: that's why I don't want you to go nowhere though. 1145 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,000 Speaker 1: I want you to be here so we can celebrate. 1146 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,479 Speaker 1: You can I get a big house over here and 1147 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,280 Speaker 1: then go back and vinit. Let me tell something. I 1148 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,400 Speaker 1: would give you my house, move to where you're at, 1149 01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,200 Speaker 1: just to make you happy. But you know what I 1150 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,360 Speaker 1: want to know? She said do was average? I said 1151 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,920 Speaker 1: you were perfect and beautiful. I want to do a 1152 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,080 Speaker 1: show like that. Call can you go back and you 1153 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,200 Speaker 1: take somebody who's rich and put them back like in 1154 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,800 Speaker 1: the studio apartment or one better keep your ideas to 1155 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,400 Speaker 1: your damn self. I've done that. It didn't work, so 1156 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:40,200 Speaker 1: now I'm telling you no, that's why somebody was I 1157 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:43,000 Speaker 1: want to do a show about somebody who's uber rich 1158 01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:45,559 Speaker 1: and then go back to your regular life before they 1159 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:49,880 Speaker 1: were rich and take somebody who's not rich uber rich. 1160 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,320 Speaker 1: This was fun. I didn't think I thought it was 1161 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:56,519 Speaker 1: gonna be some bullshit. Come on, yeah, I was gonna 1162 01:11:56,520 --> 01:12:00,040 Speaker 1: be Can I tell you what the best moment? What 1163 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,680 Speaker 1: else for me? Me being average? How did you know 1164 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,639 Speaker 1: I always be in the chair when she said you're 1165 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:10,320 Speaker 1: rich but average looking up? Thought always going your average? 1166 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,280 Speaker 1: Where to lie? Where to lie? It is not a lie? 1167 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:17,719 Speaker 1: And I'm green? What do you think I'm fucking fine? 1168 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:23,320 Speaker 1: Or some shi average ass bitch that knows my angles? My? 1169 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:29,240 Speaker 1: He said, I know my angles? Okay, you got dimples? 1170 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:34,320 Speaker 1: So what Yeah? Kim with her with her above average 1171 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:39,800 Speaker 1: big said, she said, she's just said I got damn 1172 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:49,200 Speaker 1: pos I want to thank my beautiful guests, my baby girl, Unell, 1173 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,640 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but has also just dropped her microp like 1174 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:59,240 Speaker 1: a literal mic drops hello, Hello, and this thing. I'm sorry. 1175 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,360 Speaker 1: I want to thank Lunelle and my my wife, Kim Whitley, 1176 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:09,479 Speaker 1: my bottom bitch, Lunell, my wife Kim Whitley, and uh 1177 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:14,080 Speaker 1: and Courtney with her chiptoe nails. All right, I'll come 1178 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,080 Speaker 1: prepare next time. You know, when you funk with comics, 1179 01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,519 Speaker 1: they're gonna call you out. All right. I want to 1180 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,560 Speaker 1: thank everybody for tuning into culturally canceled. And if this 1181 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,559 Speaker 1: episode doesn't get me canceled, I don't know what will