WEBVTT - No More Shoes

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tappen Danielle, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is basically one of those I want to

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<v Speaker 1>call ones where she wanted to play the phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>on the husband and I said, go ahead, do what

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<v Speaker 1>you do best. So it's about shoes. She wants a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of shoes. So she's basically calling her husband Donnie

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<v Speaker 1>to ask for permission, permission to buy shoes. They're very

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<v Speaker 1>expensive shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what happens in today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, baby, I got a question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I just want to know if I could use

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<v Speaker 3>your credit card to buy something Meman Marcus again?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you Joberton?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? I was. I went I went on that interview yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I was really nervous about it. So I

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<v Speaker 3>thought that I would just reward myself and come to

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<v Speaker 3>them all today. So there's a pair of snake skin shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>They're Peeto shoes and they have three in tails and

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<v Speaker 3>they're beautiful. They're silver, Okay, and I really need to

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<v Speaker 3>have them because they don't have any silver shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the closet lately? Yeah, there are so

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<v Speaker 2>many boxes of shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>There is nothing wrong with the fact that I love shoes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nothing wrong with that. It's a healthy obsession. How

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<v Speaker 3>much other they're eight twenty five, eight hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have an skin.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't understand. It used to be nine hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>now they're eight twenty five and I need them.

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<v Speaker 2>The pair of shoes you just paid five off for

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<v Speaker 2>shoes for go on?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you don't like shoes as much as I do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's important to me.

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<v Speaker 2>How many days in the year, three hundred and sixty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoes for every day to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold it, I mean I'll do it. Work, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it works. The guys that they're looking to me like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an idiot. They hear me talk to me about

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<v Speaker 2>shoes with my wife, and I'll supposed to be in

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<v Speaker 2>a meeting, sweetheart, Well you could have if you want

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<v Speaker 2>your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>You're really gonna make me cry right now, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have a department store. You're gonna make me cry

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<v Speaker 3>because you won't just say yes, you would do a hundred?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you yelling at me right now?

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<v Speaker 2>So you don't have too I have a black pair

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<v Speaker 2>of shoes and a brown pair of shoes for two

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<v Speaker 2>different suites.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why. Why are you yelling at me right now?

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<v Speaker 3>You're making me feel terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>How could it possibly be put on me my call

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<v Speaker 2>that you can't buy these today because you will have

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<v Speaker 2>a job.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe I could get a job if I have

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<v Speaker 3>these shoes. Okay, they're beautiful. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>If you came to.

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<v Speaker 3>This department store and you saw how good these shoes

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<v Speaker 3>looked on my feet, you wouldn't want me to buy them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you work to get a job on the

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<v Speaker 2>shoe store?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I will if I had these shoes, Maybe they

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<v Speaker 3>would want to pay because I have such great here.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a compulsion, you can't stop, and there's really

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<v Speaker 2>it's an addition. If someone's gambling, someone's smoking cracks, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're buying shoes, there's no throw shoes. Baby. I'll buy

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<v Speaker 2>you brand new flip flops. You don't need shoes on

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<v Speaker 2>the beat. We're gonna be in Mexico in December. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what people would do for that, They would kill

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<v Speaker 2>for that. I'll buy you four brand new pair of

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<v Speaker 2>flip flops to go with each bikinil he the chud

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<v Speaker 2>right now, nobody, nobody's gonna be wearing three inch midskins barefoot.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you watch the news where they're robbing is

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<v Speaker 2>still are making to steal your shoes and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take your flip flops. I gotta go to this meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go. I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing what we do to pay our bills so

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<v Speaker 2>that we can even have this conversation, that we can

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<v Speaker 2>go to Mexico for the Holly and we can continue

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<v Speaker 2>on this loving marriage that we have because I do

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<v Speaker 2>love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Even though your I don't want to know what toxic anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go to Mexico anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And Benji, I just got four thousand dollars in this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get that. That's I put the ship for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to get kidnapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady, stopped watching the news. If you be home watching, lady,

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to Mexican water on it. It's all enclosed.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be in this beautiful surroundings with waterfalls.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was gonna get kidnapped and the.

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<v Speaker 2>People go to Mexico. We're not gonna be blarming around

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<v Speaker 2>the streets. So when you're a hip flopping, don't blendy Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>I really gotta go back to work. The guys looking

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<v Speaker 2>to me, I'm puffing and puffy. I'm sweating through my shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I never sweated work. They hear me shooting my shoes

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<v Speaker 2>talking to you, and then I'm gonna get fuckednt neither

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<v Speaker 2>of us get have his shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Donnie, I have something to tell you. What This

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<v Speaker 1>is Daniel Narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and you just got phone tapped. He's really not at

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<v Speaker 1>a shoe store.

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<v Speaker 2>No, like a joke. It's only a joke, you man.

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<v Speaker 2>And do what you did to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he'd kill me forget.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, Lindsey, I adore you don't get a job.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show.