WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Danny vs. The Granny" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:29.840 In the air. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:36.800 Everyway, it's the Fifth Hour with Ben Mahllor and Danygy. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:39.000 It's awesome to have you with It's so cool that 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:43.400 you're listening on an NFL Sunday. My heart skips a 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.080 beat thinking about the fact that you are taking some 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:51.080 time on a big day for football consumption and listening 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.159 to this podcast. But you might be listening to it 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.440 on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. You don't have to 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.960 necessarily listen on Sunday, although most people seem to listen 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.320 and when we released the podcast. But anyway, Danny, here 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.320 we are. We have a big Sunday show in store here. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.520 Yeah, and the numbers prove that the Sunday Show is 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:15.120 worth us getting up early and doing. Even if London 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.360 has the Jags. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.959 Yeah, and I don't like the NFL. They're screwing with 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:25.640 us putting these early games on, which is affecting our product. Here, 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.520 stay in your lane, right, come on now, what's wrong 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:30.560 with you? Shame on you. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.680 This isn't that the number one station anymore? 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:32.920 Is it? 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:40.199 On this podcast, we have the mail bag. The mail bag, 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.920 we're going to start with Pop Goo's the Culture. We 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.959 had planned on doing that back on Friday, and we didn't. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.560 As you predicted, Danny yet again ran out of time. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:55.600 It's snowballed. I know it happened. You know. I started 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:03.600 talking about the viral video and spaghetti with Fernando and anyway, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.720 So we'll get to the mailbag. We'll start with Pop 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.119 Goes the Culture. This actually was a late submission from 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.120 Ozzi Waz in Western Australia and this is one of 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.000 the coolest thing things on Pop Goes the Culture. But 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:17.959 by the way, did Ohio il do his little song? 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.760 Do we need ohio Al to do his little song? 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.040 I think we do, right, Let's count him down three 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:31.600 two ohio Al John John. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:40.200 All right, thank you, I'm sorry. I almost forgot Ohio 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.320 It's a bad job by me. Uh So this is 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:48.400 submitted by Ozzie Waz from Western Australia and it is 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.400 freaking awesome. I am going to send this to you, Danny, 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.440 so you can watch in your studio. I have it 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.000 on in my studio. When I was a little kid, 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.920 my mom took me to the Samean Diego Zoo because 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.720 they had a koala bear there. And at that time, 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.600 as I remember, and maybe I'm wrong on this, but 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.360 as I remember it, that was like a big deal. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.480 You could see a koala bear. And I remember as 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.360 a little boy going to the San Diego Zoo with 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:17.880 my mom and my dad and my brother and the 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.400 koala bear they said was in there. But it sleeps 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:25.320 like twenty two hours a day. It's literally the koala 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:29.200 bears like the laziest animal you could possibly find. They 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.919 rarely drink water, they get hydration, they eat the eucalyptus 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:38.520 leaves and that's it. They literally sleep eighteen to twenty 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:42.480 two hours a day. I bring that up because Ozzie 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.280 wa send us a video and if you click on 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.400 that video, Danny, you will see this is from an 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:52.960 Australian YouTube channel. This guy is walking on some deserted 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:57.200 back road dirt road in Australia and he hears a 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.280 noise coming from the tree and a couple of Koala 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:07.120 bears get into a wrestling match like a not as 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.280 he says, it's like a professional wrestling. Ozziewah says, it's 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.960 kind of like the WWE. They fall out of the tree, 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.000 literally drop all the way down. If you watch the video, 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.640 it's only a couple of minutes drop all the way 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:24.479 down to where this guy is. And the funniest part 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:29.920 about it is this this guy is giving verbal directions 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:35.359 to tell the wild Koala bears in his language, his 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.760 native tongue, to knock it off. And I can't believe 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:44.200 that these creatures would not pay attention to a to English. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.479 And they're like grabbing each other's next. Oh, it was 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.360 pretty good, right. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.520 I had no idea that they fought each other like that. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.640 I didn't know that. I didn't know that either, Danny. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:57.720 I never this is this is why this is such 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.880 an amazing video. And I wanted to lead Pop Goes 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.440 the culture. This was an email submission by Ozzie Wise, 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:08.360 but this Azzia was coming through, big, coming through big 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.720 on Pop Goes the culture. When they rolled down right 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:12.520 in front of the guy. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.480 Yeah, that's awesome. 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:16.640 That looked like it was out of like a Tom 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.799 Cruise movie or something. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:21.080 Right, Okay, so after you're done listening to the Fifth 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:25.840 Hour podcast here, go to YouTube and type in Koala Fight. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:30.400 Yeah, type in qualified. It's the All Things Australia YouTube channel. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:36.640 But yeah, koa La fight and this I guess this 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.200 is from a few years back. It's not necessarily new, 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:43.000 but I had never seen it before. This is amazing, right, 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:43.840 this is nuts. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.360 That is awesome. Man. It's like you know when two 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.600 kids were about the same size in gym class, when 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.880 you'd be doing wrestling, yeah, and really going at it, 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.600 and the whole class was all fired up. That's what 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.560 these two koalas look like in the video. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.920 Yeah, I mean it's pretty pretty neat. It's not necessarily recent, 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.719 but it's we'd never seen it. It's new to us, Danny, Right, 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.440 it's new to us, and it's awesome. And I didn't 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.600 even know that, as you said, we didn't know that 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.640 was possible. If the rest of the world knew about that, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.840 I think that thing would have like one hundred million views, 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:19.440 not you know, not a couple million, but anyway. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:21.040 They look so dead, like you said, at the zoo, 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:25.239 they're so boring and lazy. They look cuddly, but they're boring. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.120 Yeah, they just eat eucalyptus leaves and they sleep cage 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.800 matches like this at the zoo, people would be lined up. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.680 They look like little stuffed animals and they're fighting with 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.080 each other. It's hilarious, like the stuffed animals fighting coming 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.920 to life to get into a boxing match with each other. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.680 It's so good. What else do we have A pop 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:49.200 goes to the culture. Well, people are freaking out. You were 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.360 just in Vegas last weekend, Danny. People freaking out about 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:56.800 how expensive everything is. That the Spear in Vegas, this 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:01.840 newest venue that just opened up, and the U two 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.760 is doing a residency I believe until December. So the 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.640 people are losing their mind about how much the drinks 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:14.679 are and the parking. They only have a three hundred 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:20.280 spot parking lot for that massive Spear. Not enough. Not 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:21.080 enough parking. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.840 No, you'd have to park somewhere else on the strip 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.440 and then get an uber to the sphere. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.200 Well, but people don't want to do that. They want 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.200 to park right at the Spirit. But you can't do that, 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.280 and so the spear, of course, is gouging people. The 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:39.239 price for self parking is one hundred dollars at the spear. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:44.200 For valet parking, it's one hundred and twenty five dollars, 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.680 and so they're complaining about that. And then you have 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.640 the alcoholic beverages, which is a must if you're going 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.760 to go to this two billion dollars. And if you 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.000 don't know what the spear is, it's We've talked about it. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.240 It's it's a giant ball. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:03.160 And it's the the Madison Square Garden. Folks built this, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:08.760 and it's got the world's most led screens on the 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:13.800 outside inside, and they have the most speakers of any 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:18.480 center in the world. So this is basically the best 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.480 place you could ever witness a concert. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.840 Allegedly it's at the Venetian. It's right near the Venetia. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.960 I think it's part of the property. So it's it's mass, 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:33.560 it's massive, and it's very expensive. It's got about eighteen 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:38.320 thousand seats and three hundred parking spaces that that doesn't 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.200 seem to work, although as you're right there, I mean 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.600 there's a lot of parking in Vegas and they'll gouge 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:43.680 you at any of the hotels. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.160 It's not like, oh yeah, by the way, it's taller 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.959 than the Statue of Liberty, and the floor it's two 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:57.280 football fields long, and spoiler alert, the floor is lava. No, 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.160 or at least that's what it looks like with the screens. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.600 Yeah, so some people have been going to this obviously, 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.959 and they're posting how much everything costs inside the Spear 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:13.080 and to get a specialty cocktail thirty dollars at the Spear. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.640 You want a margarita that'll cost you twenty. You want 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.959 a draft beer that's eighteen to nineteen dollars. A glass 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.200 of wine will cost you twenty dollars. Here's the one 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.640 that's the most outrageous, though, because they always gouge you 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.800 for alcohol. How about this one at the Spear in 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:34.800 Vegas for a souvenir soda that'll cost you fourteen dollars. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:39.080 Sounds like a Dodgers game pretty much. Seven dollars for 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:43.880 some water. Seven dollars for a little bottle of water. Yep, 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.520 my god, holy crap. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.679 Welcome to inflation, mother suckers. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.680 Get you can ever go. I don't know that I'll 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.200 ever be in this spear. I mean maybe if somebody 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:55.520 hooks me up with the freebie, I'll go. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:56.160 But I don't know. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:57.959 I mean, I'm pretty cheap, Danny, I don't know that 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.439 I want to want to do that, you know, saying 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.680 I don't know. All right, Well, here we go, on 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.880 pop goes the culture. Here we go. That's my favorite 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.560 Dak Prescott SoundBite of all time when he played the 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.880 Patriots and he kept saying his cadence was here we go, 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.640 all right, here we go. It was so so ridiculous. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.920 All right. Study is trying to uncover why so many 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:28.280 people are scared of clowns. Afraid of the clowns. International 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:32.240 Journal of Mental Health, attempting to uncover the reasons why 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:37.280 so many of us suffer from ulal phobia. I believe 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.920 is how you say it, the fear of clowns, the 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:44.880 psychology behind it, and why everyone is is terrified. Well, 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.679 when I was a kid, Danny, there was a good 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.720 reason to be scared of clowns, because I'd heard stories 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:55.240 from my parents about a very famous clown who was 0:10:55.640 --> 0:11:00.320 killing people and burying them in his basement. If I 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:04.560 remember correctly, right, I will Uncle Buck a clown in 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:05.000 the face. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.520 Remember John Candy in his famous scene when the drunk 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.920 clown shows up at the door. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.960 Oh yeah, absolutely. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.600 Wait have you been Have you been drinking a little bit? Yeah? 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.360 What's it to you, buddy? And then he bunches up 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:23.160 in his big clown nose. So good, that is? 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.719 That is so anyway, they haven't figured out yet, but 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:29.160 they're they're investigating. Well, here's somebody afraid on Popko's the 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.560 culture of bed bugs. Now, this is a good reason 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.600 to be afraid of bed bug because those nasty little 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.440 bastards will really mess with your day and cause you 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.880 all kinds of problems and you just can't get rid 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:44.800 of them. So one traveler who was so freaked out 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:50.520 by the bedbug invasion decided, you know, this thing's all 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.280 over Europe right now. People are freaking out about the 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:57.560 bed bugs. It's supposedly biblical, right anytime bedbugs attack, they 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.680 think it's an infestation out of the Bible, bloodsuckers. So 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:05.559 this person, I think this person did it to get 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.640 a bunch of views on TikTok and it worked. This 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:14.000 guy riding a train went viral because he wore a 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:21.280 full hazmat suit like he was in a bolo worker. Yeah, 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.240 he rode around the continent of Europe there wearing a 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:29.680 full hazmat suit to avoid the bed bugs. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:30.800 There you go. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.560 So bed bugs had been spotted on the transit system 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:41.520 in the UK, So it's not there got nasty nasd 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.719 nasty for sure. All right. Here's an odd one from 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:49.320 Popco's The Culture. Were we a Seinfeld fan? I was, okay, 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.120 I watched it sometimes, I wasn't like the cute the 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.240 biggest Seinfeld fan of the world back in the day, 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:54.960 in the nineties. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.240 It was one of those reruns where you could have 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.280 it on in the background while you're getting ready for Yeah. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:04.000 So some of the episodes, the Big Wallet one was 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:05.880 funny because I have a big wallet, So people would 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.440 say if that could stands a while. I mean, there's 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.760 things I quote from Seinfeld. But I didn't watch every 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.520 episode of Seinfeld. But the famous thing about Seinfeld was 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.600 how popular it was and how shitty The final episode 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:21.600 of Seinfeld was. So Jerry Seinfeld recently indicated that they're 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:26.880 going to remake the finale of Seinfeld. Yes, yeah, they're 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:30.240 gonna bring the cast back together and they're gonna do 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.640 it again and We'll see if that actually happens. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.840 But how do they make them look the same age? 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.680 Well, maybe through the magic of television, Danny, they can 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.839 add to the story, right they can they can? 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.040 Oh, I see, Okay, finally they get released from jail 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:48.880 and now they're this age. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.000 Yeah, they could do something like that. Okay exactly, So 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:52.480 who knows. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:52.800 I don't know. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:57.880 That's Seinfeld was implying that that's gonna happen. Rolex. Rolex 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:03.040 Debut has debuted a a first new collection of Rolexes 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:08.280 in a decade, Perpetual nineteen oh eight is what it's called, 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.360 I believe, unless I'm butchering it, first new collection in 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:16.400 a decade. And I'm not a watch guy. I have 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.000 a Apple watch that I use because it keeps track 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.160 of my steps. So as far as the Rolex I 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.680 actually have, it's not a Rolex. It's like the next 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.840 lowest brand. But padd O'Brien, I've told the story before. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:33.160 Padd O'Brien one of the funniest things he ever did. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.040 I was working with him, filling in for Steve Hartman, 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.280 and pob is like, Hey, you don't have a watch 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:43.680 you want to watch? I'm like, oh, I mean, okay, whatever, 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.880 you know. So he goes out to his car. He 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:49.520 gets his plastic zip block bag, brings it back filled 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.640 with high end designer watches, like really expensive watches, and 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:56.840 he says pick one. Yeah, take whatever you wants. So 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.920 I grabbed the watch. The only catch was the watch 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:04.400 were not. The battery on the watches was not that 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.440 he needed to replace the battery, so that was a problem. Yeah, anyway, 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:10.320 where's that watch? 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:10.640 Now? 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.680 You know I've moved several times. 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:15.160 I don't. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.280 I have no idea I should get her appraise. I 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.360 wonder if it's actually worth as much as it appears 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.560 to be worth. Yeah, but that would be kind of 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.200 rude to Pat. But I don't talk to Pat much anymore. Anyways, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.040 he'll never know about that, I promise you. Pat O'Brian 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.480 not listening to this podcast. Even when Pat was on 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:35.080 the podcast, he wasn't listening. He was eating lunch when 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:39.560 we had Pat on the podcast, TikTok. A couple of 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:44.400 stories from TikTok. A doctor on TikTok, surprising many people 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.360 because the doctor was giving out health advice on things 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:53.080 like HIV, cancer and other illnesses. Wearing medical scrubs, only 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.480 to be determined at the person was not actually a doctor, 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.680 was a total quack, total medical quackery. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.880 I didn't know Doc Mike was going to make it 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:03.720 into the podcast. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.000 I was just gonna say, I don't think this was 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.560 Doc Mike, because I don't think Doc knows what TikTok is. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:13.480 But somebody was pretending to be a doctor. And that's 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.320 that's a little scary. Now, if you're getting your medical 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.560 your medical stuff from TikTok, that seems like it's a bad, 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.400 bad life decision. It's kind of like taking medical advice 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.040 from somebody on the radio. But every once in a 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.120 while I will get someone that will say, hey, I 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:29.680 got I got a cousin that's sick. What's the garlic therapy? 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.080 And so I always have to write back Danny, and 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.000 I have to say, well, listen, I am not a doctor. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:35.160 I'm a doctor. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:39.200 You should not take medical advice from me. But here's 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:42.360 what I do. Here, here's what I do, and I 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.880 you know, garlic is nature's antibiotic. And I go through 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.800 the whole spiel and all that, and I have never 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:52.640 had anyone get back to me that has done it, 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.440 that have said they regretted doing, which is good. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:55.800 I was. 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.560 I wasn't been worried, like somebody's gonna say my burn 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.240 my gums and it didn't do anything and all that. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:05.480 But garlic is is divine. I love garlic. I love 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.840 old garlic, I love new garlic. I love all kinds 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:11.000 of garlic. I am a fan of garlic. Sam I 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:14.439 am love it. Love it, love it, love it, love it, 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:15.240 love it, love it. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:16.119 Uh. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.400 Yeah, don't don't be listening to people at climby doctors 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:23.119 on on TikTok. I'm not even on TikTok, but I have. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:29.159 Here's another TikTok story, people freaking out because a user 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:33.920 on that app determine the quickest way, the simplest way 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:41.520 to soak up grease while cooking. You know what it involves, Danny, Uh, 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:50.240 your wife's tongue noves. Well, that's an interesting way of 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.720 phrasing it. No, it would be a different item. How 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:59.320 about a tampon? A tampo, I was close, you were 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:04.080 not far. Well, it's a different part body, but but yeah, 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.679 the tampon. So of course, the people that have a 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.760 stick up their keyster are freaking out. They're like, oh 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:13.280 my God, you can't. This is terrible, right. Uh, they're 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.440 getting all freaked out the backlash because of that. I mean, really, 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:20.199 who cares, it doesn't it's it's an item. I know 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.760 what the tampon's used for, but it has other uses. 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:25.320 It's multi you could use it for many things. It's 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:27.199 got a lot of things you can use it for, 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:32.159 so multi functional exactly. It's it's like a Swiss army knife, 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:37.159 if you will, depending on how it sounds too sharp, 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:39.639 I know, I know, all right, let's get to the 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:42.120 let's get to the mail bag. What do you say, 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:45.520 let's do it? Ohio, Well you know what to do. 0:18:45.920 --> 0:19:03.600 It's bag. Well, we were remiss last week on the 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:07.880 mail Bag to point out that we got some listener 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.520 swag as a gift. Danny g And I don't think 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:13.879 we mentioned this on the podcast. I don't remember mentioned. 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.440 No, we didn't get to mention this last weekend. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:22.720 Yeah, so we finally got the Pony Express, which is 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:25.200 I think what we used to get the mail. Our 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.159 friend Neil, the Great Neil, who's a big fan of 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:29.840 the show, used to live in Miami. Now he's in 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:34.840 Greenville and the Carolina's there and Neil is a big 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:37.960 fan of this podcast. We love him. He sent us 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:43.359 a couple of baseball caps from the local baseball team, 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:48.200 the South Atlantic League Champions, the Single A. I believe 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:51.320 it is affiliate or rookie ball affiliate of the Boston 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:54.679 Red Sox. And I really want to thank Neil for 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:58.040 two reasons. Number one, he sent me a hat in 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.919 my size. That's a size eight. Some people send me 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:05.760 hats and I can't. I can't wear them because they 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:07.800 don't fit. And then the other thing that's kind of 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:09.280 cool is this is a good looking hat. It's got 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:10.000 a frog on it. 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:13.920 I actually wore mine yesterday and my girl said, are 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:17.160 those baseball bats or frog legs? Yeah? 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.760 I know, it's a good looking it's a good looking item. 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:21.560 So I do want to think Neil's very kind. And 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:25.080 these things are so expensive these days. I occasionally all 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:27.119 beg for hats, but I feel bad because they're so 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:30.040 freaking expensive, you know. And but Neil was very kind, 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.280 and so I know you're a big fan of the podcast. 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:34.920 You listen every week, Neil, although sometimes you binge listen, 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:36.480 you stop listening for a while and you go back 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:39.200 and binge listen. But thank you to Neil, that was awesome, 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:43.840 Bove and beyond the call of duty. Alf Ai attorney 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:45.680 to the Stars rights, and says ben do you own 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:49.920 the name Benny Versus the Penny? Asking for a friend? Yeah, 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:53.320 so there's lawyers with NBC involved in that. Let's just 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.480 say Benny Versus the Penny is on loan right now. 0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.800 But you know, I'm guessing if it does if the 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:02.840 show doesn't do well, the TV show which is on 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.080 if you're listening to us in the New York City 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:08.960 area on SNY today at eleven thirty am. So hopefully 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:11.800 you're hearing this before it runs on SNY and New York. 0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:16.520 But here's the thing. If Betty Versus the Penny is 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:19.359 not a success, I'm pretty sure that NBC is not 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:22.040 going to hold on to the trademarks like Seinfeld or 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:24.119 something like that, you know what I'm saying. So I 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:27.320 don't think it'll be a problem. Alf also says, Benjamin, 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:30.480 what did you do to upset the apple cart over 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:35.640 at the Mothership one night? It's classic sparty not even 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.320 able to read your intro at the top of the show. 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:41.960 The next show, Eddie is back and you asked him 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:45.400 if he's sick. He downplays it. I forgot I even 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:48.520 did that. You're right, And then, like manna from heaven, 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.920 Steve de Seger falls in your lap. And then here 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:55.399 we go again, Here we go, the fly in the ointment, 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:59.359 old Sparty returns. I much like you and a creature 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:03.119 of habit. Every night you show up, there's a revolving 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:07.480 door of people around you. What is that like when 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.879 a personality with the cumpshit and the veteran savvy of 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:14.040 Steve de Sager shows up to work with you in 0:22:14.040 --> 0:22:17.240 comparison to some of the greener employees. Well, it sounds 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:18.679 like you're getting me. You're trying to get me to 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:21.000 trash someone. I will not do that. All I will 0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:24.000 tell you is that I have known Steve de Sager 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:28.440 for probably thirty years. I mean way back, me and Steve. 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:32.600 We used to hang out in press boxes and try 0:22:32.640 --> 0:22:35.320 to outsmart each other on baseball names and stuff like that. 0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:39.159 So it is just smooth. It's like silk when I 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.600 work with the Seger because we know each other, we 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:45.440 work together a long time over the years, and most importantly, 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:50.080 he's really good. He's really good. I've said this, he's 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:51.760 the top guy that we have. He's one of the 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:56.120 great news update guys out there. Steve de Seger so detailed, thorough, wonderful, 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:58.400 all that stuff. Not to say the other people suck. 0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:00.239 I'm not saying that all. I just think Steve's just 0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:04.080 better head and shoulders above everyone else and some of 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:07.400 these other guys. You know, it's a work in progress. 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:10.080 It's a work in progress, and we all have to 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:12.359 start somewhere. So I have to sometimes I have to 0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:15.760 realize that that. You know, I was terrible when I started. 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:19.240 I sucked. I was horrific. But I did work at it. 0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:21.359 I did I didn't just look at my phone and 0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:24.920 futs around and not not rewrite things and things like that. 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:30.560 So but listen, it's it is a challenge some nights. 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:32.440 I'm not gonna lie to you, alf but the show 0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:35.399 must go on either way. So people seem to like 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:39.720 when I'm annoyed, So for whatever that's worth, people find 0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:43.480 that delicious. They think that is just wonderful. When I'm 0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:47.320 really upset and you can tell that I'm annoyed, I 0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.920 don't hide it very well. Joe and Darcy, we haven't 0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:52.920 heard from them in a while. In Florida and Vera 0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.400 beach right in where have you Guys Been? 0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:56.240 Joe and Darcy. 0:23:57.200 --> 0:24:01.120 That's random anyway, they write in they was there ever 0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:04.679 a verdict as to whether I'm a Pilot was a 0:24:04.720 --> 0:24:08.320 real person or the figment of Gascon's imagination. I know 0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:11.840 you have mentioned seeing Gascon a few times since leaving 0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:15.959 the podcast, and did this topic ever come up? No, Well, 0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:17.880 I have seen Gascon. I've seen him a couple of times. 0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:20.639 He lives in Miami now, so I don't see him 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:22.480 that often, but he does come back to LA every 0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:25.080 once in a while, even though he hates California with 0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:30.240 a passion. So he's supposed to be in the LA 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:35.639 area later on, either this month or sometime in November, 0:24:36.480 --> 0:24:39.520 and I would imagine we have no plans, but I 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.960 would imagine that we will end up having a meal 0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:45.000 together and I will bring up I'm a pilot, because 0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.920 I'm pretty sure that I'm a pilot. Either is Gascon 0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:52.520 or someone very close related to Gascon who has no 0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:54.800 interest in what I or Danny g has to say, 0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.440 because this person would email every week just about I'm 0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:02.040 a Pilot, claim to live in the Dallas area. Don't 0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.600 know much else about I'm a pilot. Other than that, 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:08.080 during COVID they went to China and sent a bunch 0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:11.040 of photos claiming that they had been detained in the 0:25:11.960 --> 0:25:15.919 hotel room under quarantine and they had people in hazmat 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.399 suits and the whole thing. Pete and Pittsburgh rights and says, 0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.080 what separates the fifth hour from the previous four? Where 0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:24.040 that would be the number five? Danny, Right, that's the 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:26.320 number five. And you're on this show other than the 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.159 regular show. You're not on that exactly. 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:32.400 And Pete actually gets time on the podcast. I don't 0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.199 think he's on your live show much, is he. 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:38.040 No. Every once in a while, once every three months, 0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:40.760 he'll be stumbling bumbling out of the strip club he 0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:43.600 works at the ballet there, and he'll calls completely hammered, 0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:45.680 and then that's it, dude. 0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:48.399 I love hearing his voice on the phone though. It 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:51.280 reminds me of the good old Howard Stern days. 0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:52.920 Yeah, Howard was so good. 0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:55.240 Hemy was good. Why did he have to. 0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:58.880 Well, he's so rich, he doesn't he can do whatever 0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:02.800 he wants. It's it's his Uh My theory is it's 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:07.840 the lady. Blame the lady because she convinced him. She 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.680 I think she's the one that wanted to hang out 0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:12.840 with all the celebrities and the Hamptons and all that, 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.200 because he never wanted to be that guy he used 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.520 to brag about. He never wanted to interview somebody that 0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:18.280 he was friends with. 0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:22.240 Yeah, Pittsburgh Pete is what Howard called him. 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:26.400 Yeah, it was Pittsburgh Pete and uh and yeah. And 0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:30.879 like Stern back in the day, he he was the 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:33.080 there's a term in our business, Danny. It's called the 0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:37.000 Stern effect. And they determined that people who actually hated 0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:42.199 Howard Stern listen longer yep, than those that liked Howardstern. 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:45.920 But now he seems to want everyone to like him, 0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:50.920 except I guess conservatives, but everyone else he wants to 0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:54.359 to love him. And they determined that the people that 0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:57.280 love him, uh, you know, that's fine, they'll listen, but 0:26:57.359 --> 0:27:00.680 the people that don't love him, they they don't want 0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:04.320 to miss a chance to be angered or outraged by 0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:05.280 something he said. 0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.880 Very odd. I wish that one day he'd wake up 0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:12.040 and kind of like snap out of it and revert 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:14.240 back to him old self and get on the air 0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:18.119 and fire people that don't fit his old show, bring 0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:22.240 on people and callers from his old show and go 0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.840 full guns blazing. That would be amazing. Imagine if it 0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:30.760 was like the resurrection of the real Howard Stern'd be sweet. 0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:31.640 I'd be there. 0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:34.600 That would be all about that. I would love it. 0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:38.359 And the guys that go super woke, like Stern and 0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:42.080 Jimmy Kimmel, like those guys, like they were so far 0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:45.560 the other direction and like the internet's forever. There's photos 0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:49.560 of Jimmy Kimmel in blackface from when he did a 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:54.040 skit with Corolla. He was dressed as like Carl Malone 0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:58.240 and Stern. I mean, there's all kinds of crazy stuff 0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.919 with Stern from back in the day, right, and it's like, 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.359 you can't. I don't know. It's just it's odd that 0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:06.520 you think you can go that far the other direction, 0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:11.400 and like that stuff doesn't it doesn't just vanish, it's 0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:12.679 there forever, Danny. 0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:17.399 Yeah. So yeah, I don't care about Stern's politics. I 0:28:17.480 --> 0:28:20.360 just care about his radio show. And I was such 0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:23.399 a fan of him early on that I just wish 0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:25.240 his radio show remained the same. 0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.639 So I have a hypothesis I want to run buy 0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:33.560 you keep your politics private. Yeah, but here's the thing. 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.760 Is it possible that, in addition to his lady friend, 0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:41.720 his wife is much younger wife wanting to hang out 0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.600 with the celebrities and the Hamptons. Is it also possible 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:49.000 that Stern has a guilty conscience because he, as much 0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:53.640 as anyone, helped promote Donald Trump? Right, Donald Trump was 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.720 just a real estate the son of a real estate 0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:59.560 mogul in New York who wanted to be famous, and 0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:02.760 it was a regular on the Howard Stern Show back 0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:08.520 in the nineteen eighties. Then congratulations before anyone knew who 0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:13.920 the f he was, and that helped propel him. And 0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:16.840 is it conceivable because Stern's been hanging out with all 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:21.560 the wokesters there on Long Island. That is why. That's 0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:23.880 part of the reason he feels like he's responsible for 0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:26.040 Trump becoming the president. 0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.760 He's over compensating to the crowd that he's hanging out with. 0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.800 Now that sucks. 0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:34.480 Come on, I'm psychoanalyzing Howard Stern. 0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:37.560 Yeah you are? I like it? All right? What about 0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:40.160 I hope you're doing good? There, have a drink for me? 0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:45.600 Well, you don't have to ask Pete to do that, 0:29:45.760 --> 0:29:49.200 He'll do it anyway. Kevin in Kansas says, Dear Ben 0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:51.800 and Danny G. With the success of Benny Versus depending 0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:55.120 on TV. What if FSR did a companion show for 0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:59.080 Danny G Danny versus the Granny where Danny picks his 0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.880 winner and then Ben tosses the Granny and if she 0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:06.400 lands her head, the grand degrees but her butt she 0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:13.200 disagrees like this, That's like something that would be on 0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:17.479 the old Howard Stern show. Right, toss it Danny versus 0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:18.800 the Granny. That's funny. 0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:21.680 And you could take Baba Buie and dress him up 0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:24.800 as an old lady and literally flip him. 0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can bring back Jackie the joke man. 0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:31.240 Bring bring Jackie back, stuttering, you can bring it. 0:30:31.360 --> 0:30:33.760 Bring him in there, have like a big Andre the 0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:37.120 Giant come to the show, get up addressed as a 0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:38.800 grandmother and flip them in the air. 0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:45.400 Who's next? J Bone from Portland, Maine says, Hello, Ben 0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:50.280 and Danny G. Bacon or sausage also home fries or 0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:55.320 hash browns. I just went out to breakfast and had 0:30:55.360 --> 0:31:00.280 to make these tough decisions. Also bonus optional question what 0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:05.480 you guys are? What are you getting for bread? Thanks? 0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:06.560 Boys? Eat up? 0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:11.600 I think he means actual bread, not money. But let's 0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:15.960 see hash Brown's home fries. Let's start with that. That's 0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:20.120 a tough one. I think that's it depends on the 0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:23.080 serving size, I would say. 0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:26.320 I say it depends on how they're cooked, because don't 0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.800 you love the hash browns when they're well done on 0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:31.160 the top, nice and speak? 0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:35.080 Yeah, I mean that is a good option. 0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:37.640 Takes really good with ketchup like that. 0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:40.920 Home fries like a potato wedch a good potatoch am. 0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:42.440 I wrong on that? Isn't a home fry like a 0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:43.120 potato witch? 0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:47.000 Yeah? The potatoes. I don't like potatoes with breakfast. I 0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:50.640 never really have as kids, obviously, whenever somebody would give 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.480 us a hash brown from McDonald's and squirt some ketchup 0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:57.440 on it, we're like, yeah, nice and greasy. But other 0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.920 than that, like when people sit there with a big 0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:04.000 serving of potatoes on their breakfast plate. I don't want 0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:06.600 to start off my morning with potatoes in my stomach. 0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:10.040 I want to have some stars right there, big side. No, 0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:14.760 I got you. The only time I eat breakfast is 0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:17.680 when I am staying at a hotel and I have 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.840 to because my wife drags me to eat breakfast because 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:24.920 she loves breakfast. It's her favorite favorite. Lastually, the last 0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:28.040 time I eat breakfast was in Pawtucket in Rhode Island, 0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:31.760 because my wife found We were driving through all the 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:36.440 Northeastern states and she found a what she thought was 0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.600 gonna be the greatest little breakfast mom and pop shop. 0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:40.040 We went there. 0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:48.120 It was terrible, but I did eat breakfast. 0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:47.360 Sourdough or English muffin. 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:52.640 Again, it comes down to the preparation. I go sour though, 0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:54.640 I go sour dough, you, Danny. 0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:58.440 That's not bad either. Or but a well done English 0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:01.920 muffin with those nooks and cranny really good. Problem is 0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:05.200 when you order breakfast, they put the bread in their 0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:08.959 toaster for like twenty seconds. It seems like you have 0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:12.240 to say well done for your toast, otherwise it comes 0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.200 out and it's not toasted whatsoever. 0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.680 Yeah, that's a good call. That's your that's you know 0:33:17.720 --> 0:33:19.960 what you win. Top take of the podcast. That's the 0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:22.480 great Today's podcast, Dandy, that's the top take. 0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:26.200 It's just like a piece of sour dough out of 0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:27.200 the loaf of bread. 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:31.040 Yeah, this shit, it's not toasted and the butter doesn't 0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:33.880 even melt on it because they didn't long enough and. 0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:37.080 Needs some hard butter for a non toasted piece of bread. 0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:40.920 Not right, not right at all. Jabon, as far as 0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.520 bacon sausage, I think you gotta go bacon on that right, 0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:46.480 You can't. You can't go the sausage. 0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:48.640 You got to go the bake bacon, and it's got 0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:50.800 to be crispy to where it crumbles. 0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:54.880 Crumble, crumble, crumble. Next up, Mike and Fullerton says hocus pocus, 0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:57.400 Ben and Danny G. I'm here to help you with 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:58.680 your mosquito problem. 0:33:58.720 --> 0:33:58.840 Ben. 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:02.800 Mosquitos are mainly attracted by two things, body odor and 0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:07.000 the carbon dioxide you exhale. So when you're outside, just 0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:10.239 put on plenty of deodorant, hold your breath, and you 0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:14.560 can kiss your mosquito problem. Goodbye. You're welcome. Well, thank 0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:18.000 you very kind there. And yeah, here's a question for 0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:24.400 Danny G. Just for Danny G. Is chili a soup? 0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:26.880 Think very carefully before you answer. 0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:32.120 No, it's not a soup. It's two meaty soup is watery. 0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:35.680 Chili is not, or it shouldn't be at least. 0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:38.719 That's a wrong answer, Danny did. We debated this on 0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:41.880 the Overnight show. We determined that chili is served in 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.600 a bowl with a spoon. How is soup served? 0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:48.160 Danny, Well, cereal is served in a bowl with a spoon, 0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:49.160 and that's not soup. 0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:51.600 It is a soup. It's a breakfast soup. Cereal is 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:57.280 a breakfast soup. But chili. We also determine no beans, 0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:59.960 only meat in the chili. No beans in the chili. 0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.280 Anything that soup though you slurp out of the bowl, 0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.960 and your mom says, put that bowl down and be 0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:09.720 a human. You would drink that with with your spoon, 0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:10.920 not the bowl. 0:35:11.320 --> 0:35:13.960 But you can't eat chili out of a bowl. 0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:15.520 It doesn't make it. 0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:19.959 Soup though it's the same. It's it's a thick soup. 0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:24.000 It's like a chunky soup. Nah got matza ball soup. 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.760 It's like a lentil soup. You ever had lentil soup? 0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:29.640 It's disgusting. My mom used to make it, but I 0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:31.440 hate it because I was a kid. I didn't know 0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.120 any better, and I would pick around the lentils because 0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:36.040 I hated the lentils. But it's lentil soup. But it's 0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:36.640 very thick. 0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:40.000 Put sour cream on chili. You don't put sour cream 0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:43.920 on soup and soup that's not a meal. Soup is 0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:44.600 a side. 0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:48.319 What about chili? What about French onion soup? That's what 0:35:48.400 --> 0:35:48.800 about it. 0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:50.960 I don't put I don't put sour cream on that. 0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:53.359 But that could be a meal, French onion if it's 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.319 thicking off off, the cheese is thicking off and they 0:35:55.360 --> 0:35:57.200 have enough onion content in the soup. 0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:00.920 I would never order french onion as a as an entree. 0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:04.799 But if it was a whole bowl of chili with 0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:08.680 sour cream and crackers and bread, you could actually eat 0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.960 chili and be full. 0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:14.080 What about the place in Burbank that's got the great bread. 0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:18.040 I'm forgetting the smokehouse they have on the weekends in 0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:22.919 Burbank here they have tremendous, just wonderful french on your soup. 0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:24.879 You wouldn't have that as your meal. 0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:26.960 No, as one of my sides. 0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:31.919 All right, Well that's about you went from the take 0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:34.520 of the podcast to the bad take on ChIL. Wrong. 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:38.040 I'm on the right, I'm on the right side. I 0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:38.880 know my chili. 0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:42.240 I don't think so. I think Howard Stern would agree 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.000 with you on this one. All right. 0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:46.360 Next up, we have I'll do a couple more and 0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:46.799 get out of here. 0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:47.239 He'll Billy. 0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:50.640 Mike sent me some tow advice. He said, I need 0:36:50.680 --> 0:36:53.319 to go to a pediatrist and I can have my 0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:57.879 toenails permanently removed. He said he had this done three 0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:01.280 years ago and he has been loved life ever since. 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.319 Claimed he had all kinds of tow issues, said that 0:37:05.520 --> 0:37:08.800 his toenails got really thick. It resembled the toe fungus. 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:12.719 That looked like it was fungus. It wasn't. So he says, 0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:16.839 I should have my toenails removed. I don't know that 0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.040 I'm at that point yet. 0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:21.239 How is that one growing in by the way. 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:25.920 Yeah, so we determined there was a rogue nail covering 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:29.960 the part of the toe that it was actually dried blood. 0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:34.440 But the problem is I've been unable. I have to 0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:37.319 have my wife like cut into the toe to dig 0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:39.759 the nail. I don't know how this happened because the 0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.440 nail on top of the other nail has fallen off, 0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:46.160 But the lower nail it just grew over. The toenail 0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:49.080 grew over the other nail, So it's nail on nail 0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.160 like that. Mike and Mike it's nail and nail, you know, so. 0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:56.839 I need a cosmetic toe surgeon. Sounds like not good. 0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:59.560 Fred in Spring, Texas says, I know both of you 0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:00.600 have been married for a while. 0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:01.319 Well you know. 0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:03.959 How long you've been married. 0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:05.600 Wow, I haven't even been married for a year. 0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:08.520 Yeah yeah, no, no, that's not a whole time. I've 0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:11.080 been married for ten years now, which blows me away. Anyway, says, 0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:14.040 what's your biggest surprise or your new life after you 0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:20.000 tied the knot? What is the surprised? Any surprises to you? 0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:23.239 You're still I would say the biggest surprise is how 0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:27.120 that makes my wife think that she's the boss somehow. 0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:33.359 Oh the jewelry, the contract. 0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:35.680 The just getting married. Yeah, like all of a sudden, 0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.160 I'm the boss. Now, no you're not. You're not the boss. 0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:40.080 I had to tell her the other night you're not 0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:44.239 the boss, and she's mad. She got really mad, and 0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:47.160 she stomped down the stairs, and then later she came 0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:49.919 up She's like, I'm sorry if I'm being boss. 0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:54.200 Ye yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean I feel 0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:56.560 like things are going pretty smooth. It's just like I 0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:58.439 would only say, and I don't think this is anything 0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:00.160 to do with the wife. It's just that it's it's 0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:03.440 just a whirlwind. It's just flying by, you know. I 0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.279 want to slow it down. I want to like land 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.280 the plane. I want to go out and smell the flowers. 0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:10.040 And it's just like every day. It's like something I 0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.520 especially now with the TV show because I got to 0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:14.680 spend so much time getting ready for that, with the 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:18.040 production meetings on top of everything else. I mean, these 0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:21.080 are first world problems. But it's like pretty much Fridays, 0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:23.799 I do this podcast and then I'm a wreck. I 0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:26.200 got to I fall asleep at like eight o'clock. At 0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:28.080 nine o'clock on a Friday night, I got to take 0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:30.319 a nap because I'm just dead to the world. And 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:33.759 then I have Saturday to kind of futs around and 0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.359 have some fun and all that. But then I'm right 0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.000 back on Sunday for the radio show. So and I've 0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:40.280 got the podcast. We've got to do all weekends. 0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:43.000 So and by the way, big Man, in case she 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:45.920 listens to this podcast, she's a wonderful woman. 0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:49.040 She's a lovely lady, and my apologies to her. 0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:55.120 She's still got the boss, though not the bot. 0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:57.760 I got you, I got you I got you. Yeah, 0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:01.040 I just I think, Yeah, I gotta learn, Danny. You 0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:03.799 listen and ignore, listen and ignore. That is the key. 0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:06.680 You listen and you pick some things up and you 0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:09.320 ignore the rest, and you know, you just got to 0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:12.960 pacify certain certain things. Chris and Marricca to Iowa right 0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:15.160 since it has been I found this slot machine, sent 0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:19.160 some photos at the Hoe Chunk casino. That can't be 0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:22.040 the real name? Can it in bar Boo, Wisconsin? 0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:23.160 Wow? 0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:27.200 A bar a Boo, Wisconsin, and it's called Benny Big Game. 0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:31.160 Perhaps you should add your nickname list. It would remind 0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:34.920 everyone of all your athletic achievements. Well, thank you for that, Chris. 0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:36.960 As you know, I was Benny the Bopper when I 0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:42.719 played baseball and moneyball mallor when I played basketball. He says, 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.760 putting your face on the machine and you can start 0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:50.080 cashing in those sweet royalty checks. Imagine a bonus round 0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:54.080 where you have to pick from Benny's big board of 0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:59.200 losers for the jackpot. Now that is winning, he says, 0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:03.640 Go Raiders, and then go. 0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:07.760 Raiders, and Ben is the penny still winning this season? 0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:10.800 We don't need to talk about it's very close, Danny. 0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:16.040 We're separated by just a game or two. It's literally 0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:19.040 neither one of us is doing any good. It's both. 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:23.560 It's like last year I destroyed the penny with you, Danny. 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:27.720 This year I blame the cameras, I blame the lights, 0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:28.760 and I blame Looney. 0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:32.160 That's the difference. I played along with the bit I 0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:35.320 let you win and loon. Andy's got such an ego 0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:36.359 he wants to beat you. 0:41:36.960 --> 0:41:40.440 Tom Looney owns me. I'm his bitch, clearly, without a doubt. 0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:45.200 Edited audio is what that is. And the thing about 0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.799 Benny versus the Penny is like, I'm doing the same 0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:48.920 exact handicapping I. 0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:49.640 Did last year. 0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.879 It's the same thing, but this year it's not going 0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:54.960 my way. Last year it went my way. You know 0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:59.320 what that is. That's called gamba. Sometimes sometimes you're the windshield, 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:03.520 sometimes you're the anyway. Thanks to Jonathan and we didn't 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:06.000 have time to get this question George and Uvaldi Texas, 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:10.759 and thanks you to Michael Joe and there's a couple 0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.560 other people. Son. I'll be back tonight. I got Benny 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:16.279 Versus the Penny a little bit before the kickoff of 0:42:16.360 --> 0:42:19.399 the early television games, not the London game, the early 0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:23.000 games on the East Coast at one o'clock eastern, ten 0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:25.000 o'clock in the West. And then I'll be on tonight 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:28.520 Monday night on the Pacific time zone at eleven o'clock, 0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:30.560 but that's two am in the Eastern time zone where 0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:34.200 most people live. On we'll have the Ben malorship and 0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:35.279 Danny what are you up to? 0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:40.680 I hope Max Crosby terrorizes mac Jones and gets them 0:42:40.719 --> 0:42:44.200 put on the bench again. That would be beautiful. Go Raiders. 0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:47.600 You are on the radio tonight. Tomorrow I'm back on 0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:50.759 the radio with Covino and Rich two to four pm 0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:53.440 on the West Side, and that's five to seven pm 0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:57.200 in New York City. Don't forget Ben. On Mondays, it's 0:42:57.440 --> 0:43:00.680 last one standing where your voice is used in the 0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:02.120 open and during the game. 0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:04.239 What time is that I might have to tune in 0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:05.560 that game. 0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:07.919 Is three twenty pm West Coast time. 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.600 All right, I might have to flip on the iHeartRadio 0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:12.520 app and give that a listen. All right, have a 0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:14.840 wonderful rest of your day. May all your picks be 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:16.919 winning ones, or at least all my picks be winning ones, 0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:19.080 and all the Pennies picks be losing ones. We'll talk 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:19.840 to you next time. 0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:23.239 Later, Skater got a murder. I gotta go.