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Speaker 1: and Jewels. Second date up date. The guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today says he met
Speaker 1: the girl he wants to call at a charity auction.
Speaker 1: I think charity auctions are actually a great place to
Speaker 1: meet people because it's a room full of givers. I
Speaker 1: like any function that's full of a bunch of givers
Speaker 1: and just one person receiving. So I think that's a
Speaker 1: great place to meet people. I'm down with that. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 1: How are you? Thank guts? What are you doing? Pretty good,
Speaker 1: good giver? Yeah, indeed, did you notice the girl that
Speaker 1: you ended up going on a date with when you're
Speaker 1: at the auction? Actually? No, So charity auction? You know,
Speaker 1: good for you cause I found a piece of park
Speaker 1: that I really liked, and I got into a bidding
Speaker 1: war with somebody over it, and eventually I won. Nice
Speaker 1: can be exciting. I know, it felt pretty good. And
Speaker 1: then when I went up to pay for it, this
Speaker 1: beautiful woman out of nowhere comes up to me and
Speaker 1: says that she was the one bidding for it. That
Speaker 1: a beat, Oh okay, and then you rubbed it in
Speaker 1: her face and left. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. First,
Speaker 1: I was we'll take it aback because she was very striking.
Speaker 1: And then she offered to buy the piece of art
Speaker 1: from me, but I said that that was not going
Speaker 1: to happen. But how about and said, I take you
Speaker 1: out on a date. Okay, wait, a date in exchange
Speaker 1: for the piece of art. No, no, no, So she
Speaker 1: doesn't get the piece of art. No keeping that, but
Speaker 1: you know, if all things worked out, she could see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it could be hanging on your bedroom ceiling someday
Speaker 1: and you both could be staring at sure that that's
Speaker 1: a possibility. But she agreed, you know, she was all
Speaker 1: taken aback by my forwardness, but you know, smiled and agreed.
Speaker 1: And then we went on a date. What's her name
Speaker 1: by the way, Camden? Camden? All right? And how was
Speaker 1: the date with her? Would you just talk about the
Speaker 1: painting the whole time? It just haggle over the painting
Speaker 1: the entire time, know, were you talking about the painting?
Speaker 1: But we talked about others, you know, other art that
Speaker 1: we've both really appreciated. Just like it felt. You know,
Speaker 1: when you're like you talk to somebody, it's like the
Speaker 1: first time, but she felt like he'd known them like
Speaker 1: your whole life totally. That's what it felt like. That's
Speaker 1: an amazing feeling. Yeah, I haven't felt that often and
Speaker 1: it was really nice and really enjoyable. And it sounds
Speaker 1: like you guys have a ton of common interests. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously you're both charity driven people. You like the same
Speaker 1: style of art we do well. One of the things
Speaker 1: we differed on, she's a big fan of a fino
Speaker 1: that she wasn't order with dinner. I was not the
Speaker 1: biggest fan wine fighting. That's probably why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back. You know, I disagreed on wine. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's all over. By the way, you guys sound like
Speaker 1: the too richest people going out like we like the
Speaker 1: same art, but to the wine, I'm not gonna work. Yes,
Speaker 1: well I'm not that. I'm not that rich. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay, but I'm not to be considered myself.
Speaker 1: Some people were throwing down tons of money just cherry auction,
Speaker 1: which is great. It was like Wow, that's much more
Speaker 1: rich for me as I couldn't handle that time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: how did the rest of the date go? I thought
Speaker 1: pretty well. We went home because we walked back to
Speaker 1: her place because it was pretty close by. We had
Speaker 1: some more wine, and then I stayed the night. Oh
Speaker 1: it sounds like a successful date. Yeah, I thought so too.
Speaker 1: Did you guys hook up? Yes? We did. Okay, that
Speaker 1: was your respectful way of saying. What was it like?
Speaker 1: The next morning, That's the thing. When we woke up,
Speaker 1: like her demeanor completely changed. She basically like rushed me
Speaker 1: out of the house. She was kept going on like
Speaker 1: she was late for something she had to go, which
Speaker 1: I understand, like I've been late for things before, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of get streaked out in Franctic and like
Speaker 1: I gotta have to get here as soon as possible,
Speaker 1: which like all the friendliness and the warmth she had
Speaker 1: the night before like just disappeared. So like I wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to slow her down or anything that like, I
Speaker 1: got my stuff, I got out of there. Maybe she
Speaker 1: was just trying to sleep with you and hope she
Speaker 1: would get that painting and then give it to her,
Speaker 1: and she's like get out. That's not crazy. That was
Speaker 1: one of the things I thought of, But she doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like that shallow of a person. Did you do
Speaker 1: anything weird or that would have upset her in the night?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You didn't, like use her toothbrush
Speaker 1: or something. No, no, no, no, no, no no. She
Speaker 1: had a guess tooth brush. It was very nice, But no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. It didn't do anything creepy or weird or untoward.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what she wanted. Do
Speaker 1: you think I should have done more weird buff with her? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: go as freaky as you're not on date one, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Ye didn't you know, like you
Speaker 1: don't want to try stuff later on? If you guys
Speaker 1: already have too many feelings involved, don't listen to their advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I've never done that before, so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even I wouldn't even know how to push that envelope.
Speaker 1: Have you guys really talked it all? Since you guys
Speaker 1: looked up, I'm not really no we we I sent
Speaker 1: her three texts kind of you know, keep it up
Speaker 1: friendly and warm, like I had a good time, like
Speaker 1: to hang out again, But like she's only written back. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cold. Yeah, a bad review probably for how
Speaker 1: things went that night. Wow, all right, Well play a
Speaker 1: song then come back and call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, cool, thank you? All right, hang
Speaker 1: on brooking jubil in the morning if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in to today's second date update. Josh is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he wants to call a girl named Camden.
Speaker 1: They actually met at a charity art auction. They were
Speaker 1: bidding on the same painting. He ended up winning it,
Speaker 1: but that struck up a conversation and they went to
Speaker 1: dinner and actually ended up hooking up. But the next
Speaker 1: morning she rushed him out of her place and he
Speaker 1: hasn't been able to talk to her since. Hey, Josh, yep,
Speaker 1: have you seen that painting in the last couple of days? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Because maybe the reason she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back is because she's actually an international art thief
Speaker 1: and while you were making passionate love to her and
Speaker 1: you guys are both making eye contact, she was scanning
Speaker 1: your retinas so she could use it to get through
Speaker 1: the security at your place to steal your beloved painting. Yes,
Speaker 1: my front door, all yeah, yeah, good, good. Here. You
Speaker 1: got a sophisticated security system around your house, don't you.
Speaker 1: You guys should probably know this. I bought the painty
Speaker 1: for eighty dollars. Okay, I didn't say she was like
Speaker 1: a high budget Yeah, art thief. It's either it's either
Speaker 1: art thief or you were just really bad in bed.
Speaker 1: It's more my guests. Yeah, for your sake, I hope
Speaker 1: it is art thief. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone
Speaker 1: number right now and see if we can figure out
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. Okay, great, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking
Speaker 1: for Camden. This is Camden, Camden. How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Who
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. Oh okay, how are you? How are you
Speaker 1: doing today? I'm fine. You're a radio show. I am
Speaker 1: a person who has feelings and hair. I'm not a
Speaker 1: radio show. I can confirm, yes, but I do work
Speaker 1: on a radio show. Yes, okay, why are you calling me? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that? No, okay. Well, it's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end
Speaker 1: up blowing them off after they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out why. And
Speaker 1: you recently met a dude named Josh at a charity auction. Oh, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and Josh send us an email. He told us about
Speaker 1: the evening you hung out, not all the details, although
Speaker 1: if you're down to share all the details, I'd love
Speaker 1: to know. But he told us about hanging out with you,
Speaker 1: and he says that, you know, the next morning, after
Speaker 1: you guys hooked up and everything, you rush him out
Speaker 1: of the house and haven't talked to him since. And
Speaker 1: he's wondering why, Oh my god, he seriously called you. Yeah. Ye,
Speaker 1: Should it be obvious to him why you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back, you'd think, But I don't know. You don't
Speaker 1: really know people, I guess until you've spent the night
Speaker 1: with him, and then and you learn a lot and
Speaker 1: it was just bad, and I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's such a good question. If he knows why, I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to him anymore. And if he doesn't,
Speaker 1: that's almost scarier than if he did. Okay, Well, so
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us then, because if he doesn't know,
Speaker 1: he should probably know, right, I mean, it's so personal,
Speaker 1: but I just don't. He did something that, even if
Speaker 1: we had been like married for decades, is something I
Speaker 1: would still not do myself, and I would sure hope
Speaker 1: whoever I was with wouldn't do it either. Wait, he
Speaker 1: did it like he did it when you guys were
Speaker 1: in the throes of passion. No, no, no, it was
Speaker 1: after we were together. What did he do? God, it's
Speaker 1: so gross. He went into the bathroom after we were done,
Speaker 1: and he didn't close the door what like, he was
Speaker 1: just in there like doing his business like and we're
Speaker 1: not talking number one, okay, he sat down for a
Speaker 1: tuosy with the door open. He most definitely did. And
Speaker 1: I could hear and see and yes, smell everything that
Speaker 1: was happening. Really disgusting. I just met this person, you know,
Speaker 1: and we were on like, you know, a first date,
Speaker 1: first staying the night moment, and he immediately reverts to
Speaker 1: this behavior. So just absolutely the most unromantic, gross thing.
Speaker 1: And then it got worse because he did not wash
Speaker 1: his hands afterwards. Did you tell him to get back
Speaker 1: into that bathroom. Go back to that sink right now,
Speaker 1: you're just wiped. I was shocked, and I know he
Speaker 1: didn't wash his hands because I was just like, from
Speaker 1: my bed, I can see my bathrooms. You don't even
Speaker 1: do that when you're married. Okay, we keep the door
Speaker 1: shut during that business. I would hope that. And then
Speaker 1: he wanted to cuddle with me, like he wanted to
Speaker 1: touch me with his bacterially, is that when you rushed
Speaker 1: him out of the house. Well, you know what, I
Speaker 1: feel like. I was actually pretty kind that I didn't
Speaker 1: just like leap out of bed and say get out
Speaker 1: right now. I let him stay. But I mean, god,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was just sleeping next to some
Speaker 1: giant animal or something. And yeah, yeah, I couldn't wait
Speaker 1: for him to leave. The next day, I told him
Speaker 1: that I was running late for something and just got
Speaker 1: him out of there as fast as I could. He
Speaker 1: could have just forgot to wash his hands. You know,
Speaker 1: I have been drunk and remembered to wash my hands,
Speaker 1: like this is a habit. Yea. And either way, I
Speaker 1: mean the hand washing aside too, to do that with
Speaker 1: the door open when you guys just mat. I know
Speaker 1: some couples out there are like, where's so closely do
Speaker 1: it on each other? That's how close we are. But
Speaker 1: for a lot of people, that's that's one thing you
Speaker 1: should hide from each other. You don't close the door
Speaker 1: when you go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: like he's a horrible human being or something. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just I don't know how our black ses. You're
Speaker 1: telling me, I'm not a horrible person for all of that,
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like it. Who is this, Oh, Camden,
Speaker 1: that's Josh. He's on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I'm an animal kidding me. He's
Speaker 1: been on the phone this whole time. Yeah, he has.
Speaker 1: Apparently you couldn't wait until we brot him in the
Speaker 1: conversation hither but just, oh my god, don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: This is stuff that he needs to learn about Camden. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think of a deal. Who it's what everyone goes
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. We just were intimate with each other. Josh,
Speaker 1: I didn't do the bathroom. I just I don't need
Speaker 1: to witness it. And the whole what's with the not
Speaker 1: washing your hands? My hands were dirty? What one did
Speaker 1: you not wipe? Oh? I wipe I mean, I know
Speaker 1: how to wipe myself and knocked my hands during well
Speaker 1: doing its. Josh, I thought for sure you were going
Speaker 1: to come on this phone and apologize profusely and say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I forgot or oh my god. I
Speaker 1: realized once I was already halfway through it that I
Speaker 1: hadn't shut the door, and I didn't know what to do, Like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I do apologize. If Camddy you felt, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of bombarded by that and you were discusted by that,
Speaker 1: I am sorry that you felt that way. That was
Speaker 1: the way I was raised. My family. We all, you know,
Speaker 1: everyone poopoos, and we just we would just poopoo the
Speaker 1: door open. It was never a big deal. We just
Speaker 1: did you. Yeah, you just call it everyoo pooh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody poopoos. I kind of like it now, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, Josh, the way you put it, and you
Speaker 1: put in those words, I'm like, yeah, that's not a
Speaker 1: big deal. Yeah, it's just a poopoo. It sounds like
Speaker 1: the title of one of my toddler's potty training books. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but let me ask you this, does your toddler wash
Speaker 1: his hand after he goes polutely? Okay, forget the handwashing thing.
Speaker 1: That's something that can change. Sure, But like Canton, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have a problem watching you poo poo. Why do
Speaker 1: you keep saying you like that? Josh? That is never
Speaker 1: going to happen. Okay, not only because I wouldn't, but
Speaker 1: because I don't think we're going to see each other again.
Speaker 1: Seriously because of a little poo poo. You don't want
Speaker 1: to feed me again? Yeah, seriously, Josh, because of that? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, no decent person would be okay with someone
Speaker 1: like taking a crap in front of him, all right,
Speaker 1: That is just how it is, Josh. Is there any
Speaker 1: way that you could change, Like you could be okay
Speaker 1: shutting the door while go into the bathroom. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: just thought I would shore how comfortable I was with her.
Speaker 1: I mean, our conversation was so nice and so comfortable,
Speaker 1: Like I honestly, I don't mean to scare you with
Speaker 1: this language, but like it did kind of feel like
Speaker 1: we were like an old married couple the way we
Speaker 1: just kind of conversed and you know, had a good
Speaker 1: time talking. Well, I think you fast forward did the
Speaker 1: relationship pretty far, and let's just fast for or it
Speaker 1: too when maybe one of us is dead and we're
Speaker 1: not together anymore. You literally can't come back from this.
Speaker 1: I mean you really like this guy all the way
Speaker 1: up until that moment, Like what if he promises to
Speaker 1: never do it again and to always shut the door
Speaker 1: in your presence? Because I kind of am worried about
Speaker 1: what else is going to come out of this, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like like he really is just like, look,
Speaker 1: this is just how it is. This is how my
Speaker 1: family is. Like what other things do they do? Do
Speaker 1: they like drink off the milk carton right out of
Speaker 1: the fridge, Like I mean, what other habits are going
Speaker 1: to unfold in this scenario? And then he's going to
Speaker 1: just be like what, that's how it is. That's what
Speaker 1: people do. Well. I don't bring out of the milk
Speaker 1: cart and then use a glass. I put glasses on
Speaker 1: top of the dishwasher, placed on the bottom. That's the
Speaker 1: industry standard. And you can close the door while you
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. You should add that to your
Speaker 1: list absolutely, if Candon, if you give me another chance,
Speaker 1: I will close the door when I go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: All right, Canda, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Josh, we will pay for it. Come on,
Speaker 1: I've actually promise is to close the door. You guys
Speaker 1: could go over all of your like boundary stuff at
Speaker 1: the next date. Oh that sounds fun. That sounds like
Speaker 1: an awesome date. Just discussing what you will and won't
Speaker 1: have in your life. Yeah, I gotta say, I feel
Speaker 1: like we've already been through a therapy session. It just
Speaker 1: might have been too much too. I think it killed
Speaker 1: all potential romance. Oh, I mean, I guess you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't really unsee or unhear what happens. You're absolutely right,
Speaker 1: and this is for me. You know, if, Josh, you're
Speaker 1: not a terrible guy. I don't think that. I just
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like, maybe find someone else who's
Speaker 1: got the same kind of relaxed standards around those things
Speaker 1: as you do, and you'll be happier. Oh well, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry to hear that, but you're probably right. Sorry, Josh,
Speaker 1: no second day for you, but thank you both three time.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Thank you. And before we let go, Josh,
Speaker 1: can you just tell me what you call it one
Speaker 1: more time? Do you mean to poockoo? Yes? Thank you?
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