WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: All Pooped Out 

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewels. Second date up date. The guy on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update today says he met

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<v Speaker 1>the girl he wants to call at a charity auction.

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<v Speaker 1>I think charity auctions are actually a great place to

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<v Speaker 1>meet people because it's a room full of givers. I

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<v Speaker 1>like any function that's full of a bunch of givers

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<v Speaker 1>and just one person receiving. So I think that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great place to meet people. I'm down with that. What's up, Josh?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Thank guts? What are you doing? Pretty good,

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<v Speaker 1>good giver? Yeah, indeed, did you notice the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you ended up going on a date with when you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the auction? Actually? No, So charity auction? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>good for you cause I found a piece of park

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<v Speaker 1>that I really liked, and I got into a bidding

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<v Speaker 1>war with somebody over it, and eventually I won. Nice

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<v Speaker 1>can be exciting. I know, it felt pretty good. And

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<v Speaker 1>then when I went up to pay for it, this

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful woman out of nowhere comes up to me and

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<v Speaker 1>says that she was the one bidding for it. That

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<v Speaker 1>a beat, Oh okay, and then you rubbed it in

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<v Speaker 1>her face and left. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. First,

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<v Speaker 1>I was we'll take it aback because she was very striking.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she offered to buy the piece of art

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<v Speaker 1>from me, but I said that that was not going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. But how about and said, I take you

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date. Okay, wait, a date in exchange

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<v Speaker 1>for the piece of art. No, no, no, So she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get the piece of art. No keeping that, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if all things worked out, she could see it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it could be hanging on your bedroom ceiling someday

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<v Speaker 1>and you both could be staring at sure that that's

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<v Speaker 1>a possibility. But she agreed, you know, she was all

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<v Speaker 1>taken aback by my forwardness, but you know, smiled and agreed.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we went on a date. What's her name

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Camden? Camden? All right? And how was

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<v Speaker 1>the date with her? Would you just talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>painting the whole time? It just haggle over the painting

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time, know, were you talking about the painting?

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<v Speaker 1>But we talked about others, you know, other art that

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<v Speaker 1>we've both really appreciated. Just like it felt. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're like you talk to somebody, it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>first time, but she felt like he'd known them like

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<v Speaker 1>your whole life totally. That's what it felt like. That's

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing feeling. Yeah, I haven't felt that often and

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<v Speaker 1>it was really nice and really enjoyable. And it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you guys have a ton of common interests. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you're both charity driven people. You like the same

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<v Speaker 1>style of art we do well. One of the things

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<v Speaker 1>we differed on, she's a big fan of a fino

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<v Speaker 1>that she wasn't order with dinner. I was not the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest fan wine fighting. That's probably why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. You know, I disagreed on wine. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all over. By the way, you guys sound like

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<v Speaker 1>the too richest people going out like we like the

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<v Speaker 1>same art, but to the wine, I'm not gonna work. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm not that. I'm not that rich. I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I'm okay, but I'm not to be considered myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people were throwing down tons of money just cherry auction,

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<v Speaker 1>which is great. It was like Wow, that's much more

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<v Speaker 1>rich for me as I couldn't handle that time. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how did the rest of the date go? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>pretty well. We went home because we walked back to

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<v Speaker 1>her place because it was pretty close by. We had

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<v Speaker 1>some more wine, and then I stayed the night. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a successful date. Yeah, I thought so too.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys hook up? Yes? We did. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>was your respectful way of saying. What was it like?

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<v Speaker 1>The next morning, That's the thing. When we woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>like her demeanor completely changed. She basically like rushed me

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<v Speaker 1>out of the house. She was kept going on like

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<v Speaker 1>she was late for something she had to go, which

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, like I've been late for things before, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of get streaked out in Franctic and like

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta have to get here as soon as possible,

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<v Speaker 1>which like all the friendliness and the warmth she had

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<v Speaker 1>the night before like just disappeared. So like I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>trying to slow her down or anything that like, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my stuff, I got out of there. Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>was just trying to sleep with you and hope she

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<v Speaker 1>would get that painting and then give it to her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like get out. That's not crazy. That was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things I thought of, But she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem like that shallow of a person. Did you do

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<v Speaker 1>anything weird or that would have upset her in the night?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. You didn't, like use her toothbrush

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<v Speaker 1>or something. No, no, no, no, no, no no. She

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<v Speaker 1>had a guess tooth brush. It was very nice, But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. It didn't do anything creepy or weird or untoward.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what she wanted. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I should have done more weird buff with her? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go as freaky as you're not on date one, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Ye didn't you know, like you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to try stuff later on? If you guys

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<v Speaker 1>already have too many feelings involved, don't listen to their advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, I've never done that before, so I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even I wouldn't even know how to push that envelope.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you guys really talked it all? Since you guys

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<v Speaker 1>looked up, I'm not really no we we I sent

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<v Speaker 1>her three texts kind of you know, keep it up

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<v Speaker 1>friendly and warm, like I had a good time, like

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out again, But like she's only written back. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cold. Yeah, a bad review probably for how

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<v Speaker 1>things went that night. Wow, all right, Well play a

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<v Speaker 1>song then come back and call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Okay, cool, thank you? All right, hang

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<v Speaker 1>on brooking jubil in the morning if you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in to today's second date update. Josh is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and he wants to call a girl named Camden.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually met at a charity art auction. They were

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<v Speaker 1>bidding on the same painting. He ended up winning it,

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<v Speaker 1>but that struck up a conversation and they went to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and actually ended up hooking up. But the next

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<v Speaker 1>morning she rushed him out of her place and he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been able to talk to her since. Hey, Josh, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>have you seen that painting in the last couple of days? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure? Because maybe the reason she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back is because she's actually an international art thief

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<v Speaker 1>and while you were making passionate love to her and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are both making eye contact, she was scanning

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<v Speaker 1>your retinas so she could use it to get through

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<v Speaker 1>the security at your place to steal your beloved painting. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my front door, all yeah, yeah, good, good. Here. You

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<v Speaker 1>got a sophisticated security system around your house, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys should probably know this. I bought the painty

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<v Speaker 1>for eighty dollars. Okay, I didn't say she was like

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<v Speaker 1>a high budget Yeah, art thief. It's either it's either

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<v Speaker 1>art thief or you were just really bad in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more my guests. Yeah, for your sake, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>it is art thief. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now and see if we can figure out

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<v Speaker 1>why she's not calling you back. Okay, great, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Camden. This is Camden, Camden. How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Who

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. Oh okay, how are you? How are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing today? I'm fine. You're a radio show. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a person who has feelings and hair. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. I can confirm, yes, but I do work

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<v Speaker 1>on a radio show. Yes, okay, why are you calling me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today because we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called the Second Date Update. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard of that? No, okay. Well, it's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date with somebody and then end

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<v Speaker 1>up blowing them off after they can email us to

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and find out why. And

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<v Speaker 1>you recently met a dude named Josh at a charity auction. Oh, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh send us an email. He told us about

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<v Speaker 1>the evening you hung out, not all the details, although

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<v Speaker 1>if you're down to share all the details, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to know. But he told us about hanging out with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says that, you know, the next morning, after

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hooked up and everything, you rush him out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house and haven't talked to him since. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's wondering why, Oh my god, he seriously called you. Yeah. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>Should it be obvious to him why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back, you'd think, But I don't know. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know people, I guess until you've spent the night

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<v Speaker 1>with him, and then and you learn a lot and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just bad, and I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a good question. If he knows why, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk to him anymore. And if he doesn't,

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<v Speaker 1>that's almost scarier than if he did. Okay, Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind telling us then, because if he doesn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>he should probably know, right, I mean, it's so personal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just don't. He did something that, even if

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<v Speaker 1>we had been like married for decades, is something I

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<v Speaker 1>would still not do myself, and I would sure hope

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<v Speaker 1>whoever I was with wouldn't do it either. Wait, he

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<v Speaker 1>did it like he did it when you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>in the throes of passion. No, no, no, it was

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<v Speaker 1>after we were together. What did he do? God, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so gross. He went into the bathroom after we were done,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't close the door what like, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just in there like doing his business like and we're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking number one, okay, he sat down for a

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<v Speaker 1>tuosy with the door open. He most definitely did. And

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<v Speaker 1>I could hear and see and yes, smell everything that

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<v Speaker 1>was happening. Really disgusting. I just met this person, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were on like, you know, a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>first staying the night moment, and he immediately reverts to

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<v Speaker 1>this behavior. So just absolutely the most unromantic, gross thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it got worse because he did not wash

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<v Speaker 1>his hands afterwards. Did you tell him to get back

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<v Speaker 1>into that bathroom. Go back to that sink right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just wiped. I was shocked, and I know he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't wash his hands because I was just like, from

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<v Speaker 1>my bed, I can see my bathrooms. You don't even

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<v Speaker 1>do that when you're married. Okay, we keep the door

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<v Speaker 1>shut during that business. I would hope that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to cuddle with me, like he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>touch me with his bacterially, is that when you rushed

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<v Speaker 1>him out of the house. Well, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like. I was actually pretty kind that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>just like leap out of bed and say get out

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I let him stay. But I mean, god,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was just sleeping next to some

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<v Speaker 1>giant animal or something. And yeah, yeah, I couldn't wait

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<v Speaker 1>for him to leave. The next day, I told him

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<v Speaker 1>that I was running late for something and just got

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<v Speaker 1>him out of there as fast as I could. He

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<v Speaker 1>could have just forgot to wash his hands. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have been drunk and remembered to wash my hands,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is a habit. Yea. And either way, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the hand washing aside too, to do that with

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<v Speaker 1>the door open when you guys just mat. I know

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<v Speaker 1>some couples out there are like, where's so closely do

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<v Speaker 1>it on each other? That's how close we are. But

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of people, that's that's one thing you

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<v Speaker 1>should hide from each other. You don't close the door

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<v Speaker 1>when you go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like he's a horrible human being or something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just I don't know how our black ses. You're

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<v Speaker 1>telling me, I'm not a horrible person for all of that,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of feel like it. Who is this, Oh, Camden,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Josh. He's on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. I'm an animal kidding me. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been on the phone this whole time. Yeah, he has.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently you couldn't wait until we brot him in the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation hither but just, oh my god, don't feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>This is stuff that he needs to learn about Camden. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think of a deal. Who it's what everyone goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom. We just were intimate with each other. Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do the bathroom. I just I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to witness it. And the whole what's with the not

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<v Speaker 1>washing your hands? My hands were dirty? What one did

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<v Speaker 1>you not wipe? Oh? I wipe I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to wipe myself and knocked my hands during well

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<v Speaker 1>doing its. Josh, I thought for sure you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to come on this phone and apologize profusely and say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I forgot or oh my god. I

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<v Speaker 1>realized once I was already halfway through it that I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't shut the door, and I didn't know what to do, Like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I do apologize. If Camddy you felt, you know, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of bombarded by that and you were discusted by that,

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry that you felt that way. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the way I was raised. My family. We all, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone poopoos, and we just we would just poopoo the

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<v Speaker 1>door open. It was never a big deal. We just

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<v Speaker 1>did you. Yeah, you just call it everyoo pooh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody poopoos. I kind of like it now, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Josh, the way you put it, and you

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<v Speaker 1>put in those words, I'm like, yeah, that's not a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. Yeah, it's just a poopoo. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the title of one of my toddler's potty training books. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but let me ask you this, does your toddler wash

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<v Speaker 1>his hand after he goes polutely? Okay, forget the handwashing thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something that can change. Sure, But like Canton, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have a problem watching you poo poo. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you keep saying you like that? Josh? That is never

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<v Speaker 1>going to happen. Okay, not only because I wouldn't, but

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't think we're going to see each other again.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously because of a little poo poo. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to feed me again? Yeah, seriously, Josh, because of that? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no decent person would be okay with someone

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<v Speaker 1>like taking a crap in front of him, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>That is just how it is, Josh. Is there any

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<v Speaker 1>way that you could change, Like you could be okay

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<v Speaker 1>shutting the door while go into the bathroom. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought I would shore how comfortable I was with her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, our conversation was so nice and so comfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I honestly, I don't mean to scare you with

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<v Speaker 1>this language, but like it did kind of feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we were like an old married couple the way we

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of conversed and you know, had a good

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<v Speaker 1>time talking. Well, I think you fast forward did the

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<v Speaker 1>relationship pretty far, and let's just fast for or it

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<v Speaker 1>too when maybe one of us is dead and we're

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<v Speaker 1>not together anymore. You literally can't come back from this.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you really like this guy all the way

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<v Speaker 1>up until that moment, Like what if he promises to

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<v Speaker 1>never do it again and to always shut the door

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<v Speaker 1>in your presence? Because I kind of am worried about

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<v Speaker 1>what else is going to come out of this, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, Like like he really is just like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just how it is. This is how my

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<v Speaker 1>family is. Like what other things do they do? Do

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<v Speaker 1>they like drink off the milk carton right out of

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge, Like I mean, what other habits are going

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<v Speaker 1>to unfold in this scenario? And then he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>just be like what, that's how it is. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>people do. Well. I don't bring out of the milk

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<v Speaker 1>cart and then use a glass. I put glasses on

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<v Speaker 1>top of the dishwasher, placed on the bottom. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>industry standard. And you can close the door while you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom. You should add that to your

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<v Speaker 1>list absolutely, if Candon, if you give me another chance,

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<v Speaker 1>I will close the door when I go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Canda, would you like to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Josh, we will pay for it. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually promise is to close the door. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>could go over all of your like boundary stuff at

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<v Speaker 1>the next date. Oh that sounds fun. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome date. Just discussing what you will and won't

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<v Speaker 1>have in your life. Yeah, I gotta say, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we've already been through a therapy session. It just

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<v Speaker 1>might have been too much too. I think it killed

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<v Speaker 1>all potential romance. Oh, I mean, I guess you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't really unsee or unhear what happens. You're absolutely right,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is for me. You know, if, Josh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a terrible guy. I don't think that. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of feel like, maybe find someone else who's

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<v Speaker 1>got the same kind of relaxed standards around those things

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<v Speaker 1>as you do, and you'll be happier. Oh well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really sorry to hear that, but you're probably right. Sorry, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>no second day for you, but thank you both three time.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciate it. Thank you. And before we let go, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just tell me what you call it one

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<v Speaker 1>more time? Do you mean to poockoo? Yes? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Broken Jupil in the morning, move at ninety two point

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<v Speaker 1>five