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Speaker 1: What will you do Lasik at Evergreen dot Com rook

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Speaker 1: and Jewels. Second date up date. The guy on the

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Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today says he met

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Speaker 1: the girl he wants to call at a charity auction.

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Speaker 1: I think charity auctions are actually a great place to

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Speaker 1: meet people because it's a room full of givers. I

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Speaker 1: like any function that's full of a bunch of givers

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Speaker 1: and just one person receiving. So I think that's a

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Speaker 1: great place to meet people. I'm down with that. What's up, Josh?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Thank guts? What are you doing? Pretty good,

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Speaker 1: good giver? Yeah, indeed, did you notice the girl that

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Speaker 1: at the auction? Actually? No, So charity auction? You know,

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Speaker 1: good for you cause I found a piece of park

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Speaker 1: that I really liked, and I got into a bidding

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Speaker 1: says that she was the one bidding for it. That

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Speaker 1: a beat, Oh okay, and then you rubbed it in

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Speaker 1: her face and left. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. First,

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Speaker 1: I was we'll take it aback because she was very striking.

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Speaker 1: for the piece of art. No, no, no, So she

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Speaker 1: a possibility. But she agreed, you know, she was all

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Speaker 1: But we talked about others, you know, other art that

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Speaker 1: obviously you're both charity driven people. You like the same

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Speaker 1: style of art we do well. One of the things

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Speaker 1: that she wasn't order with dinner. I was not the

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Speaker 1: biggest fan wine fighting. That's probably why she's not calling

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Speaker 1: you back. You know, I disagreed on wine. That's it.

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Speaker 1: It's all over. By the way, you guys sound like

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Speaker 1: well I'm not that. I'm not that rich. I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: Some people were throwing down tons of money just cherry auction,

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Speaker 1: which is great. It was like Wow, that's much more

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Speaker 1: you think I should have done more weird buff with her? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: things went that night. Wow, all right, Well play a

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Speaker 1: They actually met at a charity art auction. They were

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Speaker 1: my front door, all yeah, yeah, good, good. Here. You

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Camden. This is Camden, Camden. How are you? This

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Oh okay, how are you? How are you

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Speaker 1: doing today? I'm fine. You're a radio show. I am

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Speaker 1: radio show. I can confirm, yes, but I do work

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Speaker 1: on a radio show. Yes, okay, why are you calling me? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because we do a segment on

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Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard of that? No, okay. Well, it's where if you

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Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end

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Speaker 1: and Josh send us an email. He told us about

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Speaker 1: the evening you hung out, not all the details, although

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Speaker 1: and he says that, you know, the next morning, after

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Speaker 1: Should it be obvious to him why you're not calling

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Speaker 1: it was just bad, and I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's such a good question. If he knows why, I

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Speaker 1: that's almost scarier than if he did. Okay, Well, so

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Speaker 1: And then it got worse because he did not wash

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Speaker 1: you're just wiped. I was shocked, and I know he

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Speaker 1: could have just forgot to wash his hands. You know,

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Speaker 1: I have been drunk and remembered to wash my hands,

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Speaker 1: I think of a deal. Who it's what everyone goes

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Speaker 1: I've actually promise is to close the door. You guys

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Speaker 1: You can't really unsee or unhear what happens. You're absolutely right,

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