Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tap into the phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Garrett, let's see what you got here.
Speaker 2: Nicole wants to play a phone tap on her mom
Speaker 2: and dad. Now, Nicole's parents are leaving for a European
Speaker 2: cruise in just a few hours when I place this call.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to start the call to Nicole's mom, Teresa,
Speaker 2: from the car service company that's coming to pick her
Speaker 2: up for the cruise, her and her dad, and then
Speaker 2: to let her know that I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: able to pick her up on Oh no, no.
Speaker 1: No, she has to catch her her travel stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't do this if you will eventually,
Speaker 2: but first we do a phone tap. See what happened
Speaker 2: to Garrett's phone tap? Hello, Hi, is there Teresa or
Speaker 2: an Anthony Banoxa at home? This is Teresa. What do
Speaker 2: you need?
Speaker 1: I'm very busy.
Speaker 2: My name is Todd. I'm supposed to be picking you
Speaker 2: up in the next hour to bring you to the port. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't get my car started and it seems to
Speaker 2: have a little bit of a flat is two hours? Okay?
Speaker 1: No, it's not okay. The whole point of scheduling something
Speaker 1: like this. I need you here within thirty minutes. We're
Speaker 1: traveling out of town going.
Speaker 2: Is there another boat that goes out or something.
Speaker 1: Is wrong with you? A cruise leads There isn't a
Speaker 1: second cruise. They're not gonna line up some painy for
Speaker 1: us to row and catch up. Where's Frank?
Speaker 2: Frank actually called out sick today, so I'm picking up
Speaker 2: some of his extra shifts that he had.
Speaker 1: I want to know what Frank is. I paid you
Speaker 1: guys in the dance, so you can't get a later boat?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You can't hear me. It's
Speaker 1: up European cruit. It's not like a subway train. There's
Speaker 1: not gonna be another one coming down the track. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk to your boss and the heads are gonna roll.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. You should be behind the wheel right
Speaker 1: now coming to get me.
Speaker 2: Could you come, maybe give me a ride and then
Speaker 2: I can take your car and then bring it back
Speaker 2: to your house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You know what this conversation is over? Do your job?
Speaker 1: Oh up a man? Hello? Hello? Are you there?
Speaker 2: No call you there? I just on your mom all right,
Speaker 2: let's call back your parents' house. Just push their buttons
Speaker 2: for a couple of seconds, then let them know it's
Speaker 2: all a joke. All right, okay, all right, hold on.
Speaker 1: Hello, what's going on? Hey?
Speaker 2: Where are you right now?
Speaker 1: I'm at work. Okay, we got a situation here.
Speaker 2: I need you to come and get us.
Speaker 1: Song is everything? Okay?
Speaker 2: Everything's wrong.
Speaker 1: The car didn't show up. We got to get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 2: We're going to miss the boat. I need you to
Speaker 2: come get us to the boat.
Speaker 1: Can't I can't leave work. They reave work now we
Speaker 1: need to ride to the cruise.
Speaker 2: It's leaving.
Speaker 1: Mom, Just calm down. I can't actually leave work right now.
Speaker 1: So tell them your grandmother died. Tell them you need
Speaker 1: to leave work now. You don't understand how to take
Speaker 1: care of your parents. I'm not gonna lie about Nana
Speaker 1: and say that she's dead just so that I can
Speaker 1: come get you. Mom.
Speaker 2: I have to go.
Speaker 1: Oh now, you can't lie your entire year being sixteen? Hey, mommy,
Speaker 1: take an uber. I no like to get into a
Speaker 1: car with a stranger.
Speaker 2: You wake me up.
Speaker 1: I cannot leave work right now. Oh all right, I'm
Speaker 1: just get in the car with Ted Bundy. You can
Speaker 1: find me behind the dumpster. Wouldout make cappy? I'm not
Speaker 1: getting out sober cold.
Speaker 2: Bruce, he's up right now.
Speaker 1: He can give you a ride. Oh, he's up right now.
Speaker 1: If he's about two gen atonics, Tis if you want
Speaker 1: to get a Cui on the way to the cruise ship,
Speaker 1: I'm not driving with Uncle Bruce this car.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, hey, Teresa, who are you? Teresa? My
Speaker 2: name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: And you just got phone text?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Kidding me? This is what you do.
Speaker 1: It's two hours before I leave up vacation. I kill you,
Speaker 1: skid kill you. Elvis Duran a phone tap. This phone
Speaker 1: table was pre recorded with permission.
Speaker 2: Granted by all the Elvis Dan phone tap only on
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. M