WEBVTT - THE PILONIDAL CYST 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.600 Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:08.399 Hey? How you doing as this? 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:08.960 Nathan? 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:11.600 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it is methan. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:17.640 Uh Nathan, what are you? What are you doing? 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:20.040 Uh? 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.920 Nothing much. I'm just just just hanging out with my family. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:24.919 Uh. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.400 I just decided to call in about uh, you know, 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.800 like you know, you know, I've been having this gas 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:35.640 since I was a kid, and you know it's it's 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.199 it's put a damper on some of my relationships. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.400 Gas. What kind of gas? You mean? Like flatulence? 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.280 Like ass gas? Yeah, flatulence? 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:49.240 Ask Okay, listen before I need to know this before 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.160 we get and it's okay. If the answer is yes, 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.880 we can still have the conversation. But I just need 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:59.000 to know before we dive into this. Are you fucking 0:00:59.080 --> 0:00:59.320 with me? 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:05.280 No? I'm not, No, not at all. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:13.640 Do you promise I swear, I swear swear you're not 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:14.280 with me. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.120 I promise I'm not fucking with you? 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.480 Okay, because I read the whole family recognized your whole 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.119 family is what. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.240 They've They've called it a problem of mine as well, 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.720 even some of my teachers throughout school. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:33.520 Where are you right now? Do you live alone? 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.720 No? No, at the moment, I'm living with my mom my, 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.199 sister and my niece. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.760 Can I talk to your mom? 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.480 Yeah? Yeah, he wantn't. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:48.600 Talk to you. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:50.840 Hello? 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.640 Hi, what's your name? 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.760 My name is Mace's mom. I probably can. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:05.600 Double m Your son tells me that he has a 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.360 flatulence problem? Would you say that that is accurate? 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:10.640 No? 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.960 I got it is perfectly your accurate and then some 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:16.560 And honestly, I think this could be maintained with diet control. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.960 But he just loves to eat all the crappy foods. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:22.680 What does he eat? 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:29.679 Oh, we're talking ice cream, dairy burgers, all the things 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:33.920 that cheese, all these things that just really irritates his 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:40.440 bowels more. And you know it's it. Sometimes he can 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:41.560 clear a room house. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:47.800 Actually what now, I'm kind of now hold on all right, 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.320 so and just bear with me on this. You know 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:54.840 how your farts smell kind of good, not good, but 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:56.239 like you you know what I mean, you know what 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.000 I mean. I do have to explain this. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.480 They're acceptable to me. I think that's okay. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:08.640 Right. So the fact that so, like when my mom farts, 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.560 it smells bad, But is there a thing where like 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.120 because I don't know, is there a thing that like, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.240 because your son came out of you and has similar 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:25.240 biology whatever, chromosome, you know, all that stuff. Is it possible? 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.120 Does do any do his farts? Not one hundred percent, 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:32.880 but at least half of them smell good to you? 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:35.800 Not at all, not at all. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.160 In fact, sometimes I can't stand my own I am 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:43.400 very conscientious and mindful about what I eat, specifically for 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:43.920 that reason. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:53.320 Yes, the call screener when they were writing down notes 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.160 on Mason, they wrote that Mason told them that he 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:01.240 farts at least what does it fit? Hold on, hold on, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.840 let me pull this up real quick. Uh, wait a minute, 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.120 he said fifteen times a day. That's not that bad. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.400 He far He's got a far way more than fifteen 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:11.080 times a day. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.360 Yeah, I think that is some some I think that's 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.560 simply super modest. 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:21.160 Honest, he's uh, he's fudging the numbers one. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:22.200 Big times, big time. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:29.240 Yes, yeah, okay, So have you talked to Mason about 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.919 a you know, I don't know, eating better or oh. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.720 Definitely eating When he was younger, you know, I would 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.720 try and control the onches we packed and the kind 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.560 of food ta And now that he's older, it's just 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:48.640 it's it's ridiculous. I mean, he does what he wants. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.599 Do you guys have a yard or or a front 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:56.040 porch or something somewhere, some space that Mason could claim 0:04:56.080 --> 0:05:00.719 as his own to fart in, and a deal everyone 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.800 would stay out of that space and leave him alone 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.160 in that space. But he can fart. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:09.320 There, absolutely that. I think timeliness is the problem. Getting 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.880 from point A to point B in a timely manner, 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.880 that's the problem. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.200 So the farts that he can't even hold them in, 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:21.039 they just rock it out of his ass against his 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.520 own will. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.840 Yes, yes, yes. 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:26.159 And has he been doing this since he was a 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.840 young child or is this a recent thing? Oh? 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.479 Yeah, no, no, no, this has always been always This 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.040 is just one of those things. I think he's lactose intolerant. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.440 I don't think beef and meats agree with his He 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:44.400 is diet well, I don't know. Definitely the dairy though, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.040 that's a huge factor. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.440 Well, missus mom, thank you very much for talking to 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.440 me about this. I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:54.320 Up real question. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:55.680 Yep, yep. 0:05:55.760 --> 0:06:03.400 Here he is Mason. Hello, Mason, would you look man here, 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.560 I'm going to level with you here because I you know, 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.120 all the stuff that your mom says that you shouldn't 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.960 be eating is like, I mean, she described my diet 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.400 as well. So I'm not gonna you know, I'm not 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:14.160 going to preach to you. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:15.560 So do you have a guest too? 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:22.000 Oh? Extremely? Would you have you ever farted in your 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:22.760 mom's face? 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:30.719 No? No, no, but like I farted like bad enough 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.760 to where it was like like it punched her in 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:33.760 the face, Like I did. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:39.520 You know, would you concede to at least going outside 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.000 next time you fart so that she doesn't have to 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.640 deal with it? Would you do that for your mom? 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.880 Yeah? Yeah, you know I've tried doing that. You know 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.039 what is you know what about when I'm sleeping? 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.320 You know, okay, you can get a pass when you're sleeping, 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.600 But I mean, how far away are you guys's. 0:06:56.240 --> 0:07:03.440 Bedrooms downstairs and upstairs and it's just like a straight channel? 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.840 Yeah all right? 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:09.080 Uh, I mean, look, it seems like a problem that 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.240 can be solved by you sort of claiming your own 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:20.120 territory farting and hopefully respecting that territory. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.400 That's true, that's true. I guess I just gotta, you know, 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.840 take that that extra time and not be lazy and 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.960 just kind of take other people's senses, you know, such 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.960 a smell into consideration before I decide to you know, fart. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:41.760 Yeah, absolutely, I'm glad we could come to a breakthrough here, Mason. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.440 I appreciate you calling in. You have good rest of 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:43.680 the night. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:45.640 Yes, you too, got go. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.640 You know, I believe Mason's mom when she says that 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.000 Mason's farts don't smell good to her. But it kind 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:58.960 of bums me out that I my scientific analysis wasn't right, 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.600 because it's sounds right like if I feel like it 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:08.440 would make sense that if you bear a child, the 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.880 child's farts would smell good to you in the same 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:15.120 way that your farts smell. Okay, maybe as as his 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.760 mom said, tolerable. Maybe maybe good is too much of 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.960 a word. But I don't know that would make sense, 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.320 and it bothers me that it's probably not true. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:24.080 Yo. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.520 One of my fucking ah God, sorry, if I look 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:31.640 like common pain, one of my toes is uh like 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.240 it won't go up, like there's some sort of muscular 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:39.600 atrophy in my toe. It won't. You know, how you 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.360 can take your toe and you can like go like that, 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:45.080 whether you can lift I can't lift up my toe. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.800 Any medical experts in the chat know how long I 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.560 have left to live with this toe thing. I should 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.439 get it cut off? Well, that would solve the problem. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:09:02.199 I guess. Let's sick A phone call? Hello, Hey, Hi, 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.599 is this Chase? That's me? 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:06.360 How are you doing? 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:13.200 Get Chase? I'm doing pretty well. Actually my toe thing 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.440 has gotten mildly better, although I need to see a 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.080 doctor because I've I've been eating very shittily and it 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.880 could be diabetes. But who knows enough about me and 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.800 my things? What's going on with you? Chase? 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:34.240 So I got pretty hurt a few years ago. I 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:39.520 got I with a little context. I play Alert. It's 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:43.600 a full contact sport. We play with like big foam swords, 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:47.160 and it's kind of like Lord of the Rings, but 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:54.040 you know, with foam and broke my nose had two 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.440 really black eyes, to the point where I couldn't see 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.199 for about a day and a half because they were 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.240 I lost a lot of my memory, like my short 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:09.680 term memory is it's garbage, and I've lost about eight 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:14.760 years of my life, like my childhood. I can't remember. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:20.640 And I want to get back to playing the game again. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.760 But every time I pick up a sword, it's just 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:28.360 like I'm in that moment again, and I'm not sure. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:31.440 I'm not sure how to get past that. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:39.360 Interesting you lost eight years of memory, so when the 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:44.679 accident happens, you can no longer remember eight years of 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.920 your childhood. 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:52.640 Approximately between ages eight to well, now I would say 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:57.160 they're like ten to fourteen. No, I'm sorry, my math 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:57.600 is bad. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:58.920 Eight to sixteen? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:04.320 Eight to sixteen? And did the accident happen when you 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:04.920 were sixteen? 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.160 It happens when I was Oh gosh, how old am 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:10.280 I twenty one? 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.760 Have your twilet? That's so interesting that the accident affected 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:18.440 such a specific age range. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:24.080 Yeah, so I worked with a neurologist for maybe two 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.880 or three months. That doesn't really sound like too long, 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:33.280 but you know, they did mririse and they looked through 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.680 and they're like, hey, I mean you look all right. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.959 There's definitely a little bit of damage, but as long 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.080 as you don't get hit like that, you'll be all right. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.120 And then when I asked about my memory, they kind 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.080 of shrugged and it's like, well, you know, maybe it'll 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.520 come back, maybe it won't. Okay, cool, awesome. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.079 I mean, look on the bright side, I feel like 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.760 there's a lot of people out there that wish that 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:59.960 they couldn't remember the ages of you know, twelve to fourteen, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:04.839 and at the very least, you know, that's totally fair. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:06.840 I'm sure there are a blunch of things, like there 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.240 are definitely some things that people have told me who 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.720 knew me around that time, like in middle and high school, 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.560 where they're like, oh, yeah, no, I did this one 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:19.040 like embarrassing or terrible thing, Like well, I mean if 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.160 I did anything like that, you. 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.400 Don't even remember. That's pretty good. You don't remember the 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.200 embarrassing stuff that you did when you were. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:30.640 Twelve exactly exactly, and we all do embarrassing things when 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.040 we're that age. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:38.199 So do what about? So I'm curious, So did you 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.920 attempt to put the pieces back together of ages eight 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:45.480 to sixteen by talking to other people in your life? 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:50.400 Did they help you remember things from that time? 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.040 So I'm not in contact with many people that I 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.000 went to school with, Like some of the people that 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.240 I did go to school with do play the same game, 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.720 And I have asked them a few questions and they've 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:07.240 helped fill a few gaps. I've asked my mom. Apparently 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:14.119 I was a little uh, I was a rebellious child apparently, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.720 and which I totally believe. So my mom's like, oh, yeah, 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.440 you never really told me anything. I don't really remember 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.800 anything around then except for what happened around me. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:25.480 Which is totally fair. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.520 I did ask her if my memory was always as 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.199 bad because for a few years, because I asked her 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.960 this very recently, like last month, like, Hey, has my 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.880 memory always just been this bad? Like no, absolutely not, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:48.400 which is a little concerning in itself. But I've you know, 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:55.280 let's put together a few things like I was in theaters, 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.280 which like I do remember snippets and I do like 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.160 I've been working with a human therapist for the past 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:06.360 few months for this as well as a few other things, 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.880 and we've been we've been able to kind of re 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.800 kind of excavate some of the memories. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:19.120 What is it? What does that process of excavation look like? 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:27.960 So what they do is they'll ask very general questions like, Hey, 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.000 where did you go to school and what did you 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:36.600 like to like how did you dress? And what were 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.400 your friends like stuff like that, like what did you 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.600 do in your spare time? And depending on my answer, 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:48.040 she would go a little little deeper, like where did 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.560 I get the clothes? And like who bought them for me? 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.680 Stuff like interesting? So very like, I mean, these are like, 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.720 these are very very specific questions. Like even if I, 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.000 even if I didn't have memory loss, probably couldn't answ 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.720 or some of these questions about certain times. 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:04.960 That's fair. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.680 I don't remember what the fuck I wore, you know, 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:08.480 two days ago. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.800 Ah, now that I think about it, I don't think 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.800 I did either. Probably the same thing I'm wearing now, 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.680 not to sound like gross, like not the exactly the same. Oh, 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.000 look something similar, you know. 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.880 Look I've been wearing. This is not a joke, This 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.440 is not a lie. This is a reality of my life. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.480 I think I've been wearing the same pair of jeans 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:29.800 every day for at least a month. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.640 Okay, So I was actually recently told that that is 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.400 actually the point of denam. So if anybody tells you 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.640 that you're gross for wearing the same pair of jeans 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:46.600 for like over a month, and tell them that that's 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:47.520 just how they keep their. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.480 Shape, you might be my favorite caller in the history 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:54.440 of this entire stream. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.560 Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, But thank you 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:58.000 very much for saying that. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.800 That's that's the most incredibly rare sharing because I it 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:07.440 took I was considering not not telling anyone that because 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.920 I'm not joking, right, I mean, I mean I acknowledge 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:14.720 that it's funny, but I it's might be over a month. 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.440 I mean it's the same pair. I guess I only 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.200 got one pair of jeans that that fits me now, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.920 so it's I've been wearing that one for at least 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:26.760 a month and a half. I mean, if it. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.320 If it makes you I know you said you were 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.800 already reassured, but if it does make you feel better, 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:38.080 I don't wear them consecutively, but I definitely yes, chat 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.320 is gonna be really gross. I try to wear my 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:47.320 jeans at least three or four times before they're washed, 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:49.960 or if they just get like really snowy, I will 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:55.200 wash them. But you know, you gotta you gotta keep 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:56.440 their you gotta keep their shape. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:56.680 Man. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:00.240 Now, what's your opinion on underwear? How many times in 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:01.760 a row can you wear a pair of underwear? 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:07.320 It depends, it really really depends. Like I train at 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.600 the gym, I cannot rewear those. That's just that's just 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:16.400 a one way street to east infections. But if say, 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.000 like you know, you put on a pair of pants 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:24.320 or excusing part underwear and you're just lazing about being 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.040 bed for a day and then you have like work 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:27.560 the next day. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.120 Yeah, it's a changing you put it. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.000 You can take a shower, like I highly recommend changing him. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:34.240 But like you know, it's okay as long as you 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.640 don't sweat. As long as they don't smell you's good. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.000 I agree. I agree A day is a man made 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.720 concept and it doesn't have any actual effect on the 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:47.280 underwear itself. So I agree with you that unless if 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.800 there was strenuous activity that you know, uh, drenched the 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:52.879 underwear and sweat, then you know you should be able 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:54.320 to wear it for as long as you know, until 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:58.320 it wears out. Anyway, what the what if you don't 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.800 mind me asking what was the accident? I know you don't, 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:06.120 I mean, do you do? You do you even know? Oh? 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.720 Absolutely so. It was actually out of practice for the 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:16.120 larp we were lined up. It was about I think 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.919 we had like twelve ish people at the practice. There 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.960 are about five people on each side in what's called 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:27.280 a line fight or a ditch. I was my partner 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.919 at the time, and I were training to you know, 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.119 like kind of be you know, partners on field. We 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:36.840 were working on teamwork. So I was at one side 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:41.480 of his and I was trying a new kit so 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:43.600 like a sword in a shield, and he had a 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:48.119 two handed sword. And I had gotten a wound on 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:50.480 my leg like in game. So when you get a 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:52.920 wound on your leg, you either you stand in one 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:56.239 place or you kneel. So I decided to kneel. I 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.760 was going to protect his flank with my sword or 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:02.359 excuse me, with my shield, and he would protect my 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:08.000 sword side. He throws a shot that kind of goes 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:11.960 in a U shape, so it goes down and then 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:16.760 like through the other side, his sword goes a little 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:21.000 too far down, ricochets off the off of the grass 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:25.760 and just straight into my snaws like booger machine broke. 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:26.159 You know. 0:19:27.800 --> 0:19:30.360 At that point, I had no idea what had happened. 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:34.639 One one minute, I was holding this barred sword and shield. 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.639 Next time, the next thing I knew, I was looking 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.520 at my lacrosse gloves and they were, you know, covered 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:44.560 in blood, and I remember thinking like, oh, I don't 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:47.280 remember this having blood when I bought them at the 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:52.920 plate again. And then we had a an E. M. T. 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:57.040 Who was also playing with us. 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:56.280 And he. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.920 Kind of like he kind of like strolls up to 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:02.159 He's like, hey man, he's good. I look out up 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:02.479 at him. 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:03.400 I was like, yeah, I'm good. 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:05.800 He needs to take a weights for me, and he's like, 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:09.800 maybe you should go sit down. So I go sit 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:13.320 down on the bench. He you know, does his whole 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.800 like triage, like, hey, how many fingers am I holding up? 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:19.359 We ears it, all that good stuff, and you know, 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.920 answered his questions and he's like, all right, I can't 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:25.560 do anything here. I don't have any of my equipment. 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.520 You should go to an urgent care. So the people 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.920 I went with drove me to an urgent care. They 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:37.360 were it was maybe six pm at this point. We 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:40.280 rolled up. They were just about the clothes and they're like, 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:42.879 hey man, we gotta go home. We're real tired. Go 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:46.000 to the ear. And at this point I'm extremely delirious, 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:52.000 very concussed, no real awareness of how can cussed I am. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:55.359 So I was like, okay, yeah, sure, whatever you say. 0:20:57.600 --> 0:20:59.560 So at this. 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:02.840 Point I don't remember who contacted my parents. I think 0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:05.800 it was my partner because they were pretty close at 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:09.879 the time too, and so they picked me up. They 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.480 dropped me off at the ER. I don't exactly remember 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:16.040 what happened at the ER. I just remember them saying like, hey, 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.920 you should probably get your your nose set so your 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:23.280 septum doesn't mess with you in the future. Like, okay, cool, 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:26.800 are you guys going to do that? 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:27.560 They were supposed to. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:28.400 They didn't. 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.040 They just didn't do it. 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:35.320 No, so now I have made in this. 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:38.400 Sorry, you're having a lot more trouble than I would 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:40.240 have hoped finding medical attention. 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:44.480 They didn't do too terribly much. They just kind of 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:46.600 looked at me and they're like, yep, that's broken, and 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:51.919 then sent me home. Wow, and then they take me 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:53.639 like fifteen hundred dollars or something. 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:55.840 Really, they just looked at you and they build you 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:56.640 fifteen hundred. 0:21:56.440 --> 0:22:00.879 Bucks basically, so hold on. 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:05.040 So, just to reiterate apologies for the graphic content. Warning, 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:10.080 uh do do? Did the fucking sword just went up 0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:10.679 your nose? 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:11.040 Like? 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:12.600 What? What? Where was the impact? 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:19.560 The impact was about it's across the bridge of my nose. 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:25.800 Where about Like imagine a line from the corner of 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:33.320 your right eye up towards your left temple, So it's 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:37.040 right smack dab on the bridge of my sholes. Wow, 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:40.280 and I have I actually have a little uh nerve damage. 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:44.199 Like I can feel when things like poke, say, like 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:46.879 the feet. It was like the tip of my nose 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:51.320 all the way up the bridge to a litttle bit 0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:56.040 of my left eyebrow. I just I can't really. I 0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:59.679 can feel when things touch it, but that's that's about it. 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:02.440 Like the and feel cold or hot. I can feel 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:06.280 a little bit of the tangle when it's supposed to hurt, but. 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:06.920 That's about it. 0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:12.359