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Speaker 1: Girl, what's up with you is the right number.

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works

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Speaker 3: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 3: at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, cutie, we don't know each other, but you

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Speaker 3: remind me of a campfire. So because you're really hot

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Speaker 3: and I want to smell like you for the next

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Speaker 3: two to three years.

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Speaker 4: That was sexy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, whatever you do, don't take out his own bear

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Speaker 3: spray to use against him. Instead, tell him he should

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Speaker 3: call you sometime, and hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 3: for us a week play on the air. Voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one.

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Speaker 4: Next, Hey Amy, it's I'm sorry. I haven't called you

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Speaker 4: in like what, I don't know, a month since we

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Speaker 4: last saw each other, so im super awkward. But when

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Speaker 4: I was at your place, I think I storm breaker

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Speaker 4: at your apartment if you remember, you know that was

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Speaker 4: Thor's hammer that he was using in the last movies,

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Speaker 4: not the first one. And you know we were dressed

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Speaker 4: up and I was dressed up like him, and you know, look,

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Speaker 4: the last time I had it was when I was

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Speaker 4: over at your place. I could just get it back.

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Speaker 4: I'd really really appreciate that.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Oh my.

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Speaker 6: God, why do I feel like this guy spent literally

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Speaker 6: the entire last month calling every person he possibly has

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Speaker 6: ever met.

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Speaker 7: This Next message, Hey, Nick, it's lazy. I was gonna

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Speaker 7: just put this in a text, but you were so

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Speaker 7: great and so wonderful. But like, I really want a

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Speaker 7: guy who is six five at the shortest or taller,

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Speaker 7: and like you're six foot even, and like that's I

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Speaker 7: guess kind of tall. But I want really tall babies.

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Speaker 7: I want some kids who are going to get some

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Speaker 7: sports scholarships, who are able to see at concerts. I

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Speaker 7: I don't know if your parents like neglected you when

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Speaker 7: it came to giving you milk or food or stuff

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Speaker 7: like that, and like gave it to your other siblings

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Speaker 7: because maybe they have like more potential and they saw

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Speaker 7: that when they were younger. But you know, I have

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Speaker 7: like a lot of girlfriends who really are into medium

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Speaker 7: sized guys, so like you're perfect for one of them.

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Speaker 1: Let me know.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Oh, wow, he's actually looking for the hormone

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Speaker 6: lace milk in the grocery store.

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Speaker 3: It is like what that's like though, girls will be

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Speaker 3: like five to four and be like, I don't want

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Speaker 3: to man unless he's over six foot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is worse though.

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Speaker 7: This is humbling to even the six footers.

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Speaker 2: Next message, A and uh it's the security guard, you know,

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Speaker 2: the one that kept following around the other day. Just

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Speaker 2: wanted to reiterate that I was not going to be

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Speaker 2: creepy or anything like that, but girls as hot as

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Speaker 2: you sometimes have problems around the mall, guys following them

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Speaker 2: and whatnot, so in order to make sure that you've

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Speaker 2: got to where you needed to go safely.

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Speaker 4: But it was no problem on my part.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I ended up, you know, following

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Speaker 2: you for about two hours.

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Speaker 4: That one day.

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Speaker 2: But you seem to sage and everything. And I just

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Speaker 2: want you to know that if you haven't needed any security,

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Speaker 2: I'd be happy to help you out. What dinner would

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Speaker 2: be nice to?

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Speaker 6: Un self aware?

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Speaker 3: How much are you paying him to be your bodyguard?

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Speaker 6: If she followed and asked for her number, it's not

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Speaker 6: he was the problem. Jose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that.

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Speaker 6: You saw that.

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Speaker 3: But speaking of a weirdo following you around all the time,

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Speaker 3: why don't you get strange and follow us on TikTok

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Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey, you don't even need our permission to do it.

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Speaker 2: Just go ahead.

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Speaker 3: We have the top loser line of the week every

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Speaker 3: week on there. Guarantee laughs can because a guarantee is

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Speaker 3: a lot. I promise you you will see it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I love that TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Next in here, we want to let's get it soon ahead. Hey, then,

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Speaker 5: I'm just calling you back because I haven't heard from you,

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Speaker 5: and we have so much fun at the karaoke and

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Speaker 5: you were really cool because you liked my idea, which

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Speaker 5: is so awesome. Right to get like the younger people

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Speaker 5: that actually relate to opera and come and see the opera.

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Speaker 1: So hit me with your vote.

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Speaker 5: Why don't worry anyway, call me back. I'm dying to

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Speaker 5: know what you think.

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Speaker 2: I so love meeting you.

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Speaker 5: You're You're just the coolest, wonderful person.

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Speaker 4: Hi, good bye, next Mead, did.

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Speaker 3: She say she wants to get younger people into opera

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Speaker 3: and then saying hit me with your best shot?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's saying, I mean the earliest song she sang,

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Speaker 6: I think is twenty years old. Started It's what she

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Speaker 6: started with Pokey.

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Speaker 3: How cool would it be to be dating someone in

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Speaker 3: an opera and then every year when it's your birthday,

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Speaker 3: best performance of your life. I don't have closed the word.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Sarah, this is uh. You gave me your number

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Speaker 1: at the at the car wash. I was wiping down

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Speaker 1: your car after you were getting it washed and and detailed,

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to say that I'm really honored

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Speaker 1: that uh, that you that you trusted me with with

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Speaker 1: your number. Uh. But uh, you know, I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit worried about, uh about your soul.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I I noticed you had your radio station tuned to

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Speaker 1: like one of them, you know, heavy metal stations. And

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Speaker 1: between that and and and uh and the metallica key

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Speaker 1: ring that that was in your ignition. Uh, I just

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Speaker 1: think that your soul might be in in peril. And

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Speaker 1: and I'm hoping we could get together because uh, I

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Speaker 1: belonged to this really cool church with a really cool

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Speaker 1: pastor pastor and uh and I think he can help

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Speaker 1: set you on a more righteous path and and let's

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Speaker 1: get together and and I could even give you some

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Speaker 1: tips about keeping your uh your car clean too, So

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Speaker 1: so call me back.

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Speaker 6: Are you saying no metallic in Heaven. I don't want

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Speaker 6: to go out.

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Speaker 3: He had three car cleaning tips.

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Speaker 6: Have that I always love the really cool pastor line too.

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Speaker 1: Like.

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