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Speaker 1: I'm freaking exhaustive. Okay, Well, gummies aren't gonna make you

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Speaker 1: bears like gummy bears, Starburst put them on the overrat

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Speaker 1: different than starbirds, which do you like better? Gummies? Shoot? No,

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Speaker 2: The gummies you can pop in your mouth real quick,

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Speaker 1: Ray? And it hit the main veinyet, go give me

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is off

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Speaker 1: Man, I don't feel like doing his voice. Oh the

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Speaker 1: sore loser. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the West side of Nashville with baser

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Speaker 1: It's human it's miserable. The mosquitos are everywhere. They don't

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Speaker 2: Straw that broke the camel's back? The camel toes back?

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Speaker 1: Or it's gonna bring us together because you have people

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Speaker 1: We got another email, Yes, hey coachers, Russian bot here

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Speaker 1: Preston Volkovich hadn't heard Friday's pod and just listen to

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Speaker 1: All's fair in love and war.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, bad drifts coach. Let me say this. I've heard

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Speaker 2: Everybody does it with their buddies. That's twelve teams on

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Speaker 1: Explain to me what he does. Mo's a lot of

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Speaker 2: We should have led with that instead of we were

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm not a good producer. That's why our

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Speaker 1: with the Nation even note, hey, and you forgot to

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Speaker 1: play sore Losers Nation for Life for who for? Uh,

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Speaker 1: Preston Vukovic.

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Speaker 1: Fuck cluck, no, quack quack, ducks don't go cluck cluck.

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Speaker 1: So we are here to announce the city. No, we're not, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Ray prove it? Hey, kid, I don't I don't know

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Speaker 2: The cities that are the most difficult to get to

425
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 2: might are not Vegas and are not this city.

426
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Speaker 1: Yes, so he has nothing to stand on. So, guys,

427
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: I want to let you know, the last two years

428
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: in Vegas were amazing. They were absolutely fantastic. What do

429
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: you mean were we have decided to switch locations. We

430
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: have decided hold on the entire nation.

431
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we've got our truck drivers just breathed a heavy,

432
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: heavy bread.

433
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: They were headed to Vault Vegas Boulevard. They were headed

434
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: to Lake Mead, and our lawyers thought that they were

435
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: just gonna take their boogotties in from Palm Springs underwater.

436
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: At the moment, God help us all over to you lunch.

437
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: We have decided that Vegas. Man, It's just like it

438
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: wasn't much temptation there's too much temptation. There was a

439
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 1: lot of hangovers. People looked miserable at the podcast. They weren't.

440
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were having fun or not,

441
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: or if they were just like miserable. The late nights,

442
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: the stuff never closing, the expensiveness of food and drinks,

443
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: and Miguel and his water bottle which was aka vodka.

444
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: I just didn't know. Tall guy losing his voice, bringing

445
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: his family. Hey, can I lift you up for twenty dollars?

446
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 3: Can I put you on my shoulders? Well, I gotta go.

447
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: I gotta take my kid to the eminem store. But

448
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 3: I'll be back to smoke of blood, all right, cool man? Yeah,

449
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 3: Well we went to the eminems and I ate all

450
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: the emin ms.

451
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't know why. But tall guy just hammerd Was

452
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: that real dialogue? No? I just made that up. I

453
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: don't know. I just know tall guy. Well, it's semi incriminating,

454
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: the blunt things. I don't know. That was just made up.

455
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,959
Speaker 1: I thought he said that it was just made up.

456
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: I was just trying to talk in his voice while

457
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: I was in the lunch in the bathroom and lunch

458
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: box said want to do shrooms? I said, I was

459
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: just making it okay. See, and then there's this guy, Hey,

460
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: let's get a party bus. I'll pay for it. I'll

461
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: pay for it. Don't worry, I'll pay Yeah, but you

462
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: really said that, And then you got the party bus

463
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: and you had no damn money. It was under a ballgag.

464
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: You had to Sherry, let me borrow some money, Sherry,

465
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: Sharon Morris, let me get some money. I don't have

466
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: any money. I'm hammered. I'll then you back, yes, and

467
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: then you have And then you're there with Froggy. He

468
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: is hammered too, with his dad gave him the money

469
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: to gamble. I mean, so much goes on in Vegas.

470
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: I understand that. But we decided Vegas wasn't it This year.

471
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: We decided Vegas wasn't it for you know, a lot

472
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: of feedback. People wanted somewhere different, try something new. People

473
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: that maybe hadn't been able to make it the pass

474
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: that Vegas is, you know, hard for them to get to.

475
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: Too expensive, they can't afford it, they can't whatever, they

476
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: can't get to that part of the country. You're like,

477
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: all right, let's look at New Orleans and Vegas is

478
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 1: the gateway to the breast. It is the gateway to

479
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: the breast. And we decided New Orleans is not it

480
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: what the Manu ginobid you just do. New Orleans is

481
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: not where we're gonna be holding the Coaches Convention. We

482
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: looked at it, thought about it, looked like a great idea,

483
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: just couldn't logistically make it work. Bill Street more like

484
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: Boring Street. It's called Bourbon Street. Beale Street is Memphis, man,

485
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: we went too hard on the Big show. Like, I

486
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever been, but Bourbon Street is

487
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: a lot different than Beale Street. It's a lot bigger,

488
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: it's a lot more fun. The bars are a little

489
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: more crowded to what Beal Yeah, I went. It was

490
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day. There's no one there too. Absolutely.

491
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Speaker 2: I just want to make sure we're judging the city

492
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 2: office stuff we've actually seen.

493
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't know if the hand grenades were gonna

494
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: be a sufficient price, so for our budgeting of the

495
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: of the allocation of the funds. Yeah, my buddy John,

496
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 1: he celebrated his thirtieth birthday in New Orleans. We all

497
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: went to New Orleans and we went to the Dueling

498
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: Piano Bar. Do you get any beads. Got some beads,

499
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: but I didn't earn them. My wife got them by

500
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: earning them. You didn't show your nippletits Nope, didn't know.

501
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: And he had the hurt. He wanted to go to

502
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: the piano bar for the hurricanes, and he had about

503
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: six hurricanes. And finally at the night, he's like, I

504
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: gotta go. I'm hammered. Like we've been bar hopping. We

505
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: ended at the piano bar. He had hurricane after hurricane

506
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: after hurricane. And I don't know about hurricanes that you've

507
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: been in, but they wreak havoc on you. They wreak

508
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: havoc on the community. They destroyed things, and they shrinks.

509
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: Are the storms? Well they destroyed his inside.

510
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 2: They really have hurricanes in New Orleans. Yeah, oh my dude,

511
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: I would feel horrible drinking it the whole time. That's

512
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 2: why we're not going to New Orleans. That's why we're

513
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: not going to New Orleans.

514
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, so John had those hurricanes and he was like, finally,

515
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: is I gotta go, man, I'm done. He had like

516
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: six of them. They're like red. And then later his

517
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: wife sent us a picture of the bathroom hurricane all

518
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: over the bathroom. He vomited everywhere. I bet they get

519
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: that some of those oh oh my god, all the time.

520
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 2: I mean, Vegas, you're if you're a clean Vegason, dude,

521
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: I would not be a clean person in Nola Vegas.

522
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: I would almost put Nashville on that list. Yeah, it's

523
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: getting to that point.

524
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: If I'm going to clean, I'm going the Dominican Republic.

525
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: I mean, me and my wife, our room was perfectly clean.

526
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: Oh there's a little bit of sand, just dusted up.

527
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: You're never in the room.

528
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: Cancun. I wouldn't want to be a cleaner in Cancun.

529
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: That's another wild party place, sex orgies. I mean, I'm

530
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: just saying, so New Orleans, that's out. Damn. We lost

531
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: him because of the grenade and the and then the hurricanes.

532
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Man that those hurricanes just they they destroyed John. The

533
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: red all of the bathroom was not something I wanted

534
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: to see. And I didn't want to see that again

535
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: with the sored Losers Nation. So after running the numbers,

536
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: and we're not a fan of Zion, Oh no, Zion

537
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: loves New Orleans and they got good food down in

538
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: New Orleans. He's got a baby mama. Yeah, well, he's

539
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: got a lot of drama, and we didn't want that

540
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: drama anywhere near the convention. We didn't need Zion drama

541
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: at the convention. If you don't know about Zion's baby

542
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: mama drama, you need to google it. It's unreal. But

543
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: we decided the city to host Coaches Convention. Three. Hold on, okay,

544
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: is not it's not Austin. Wow, it is not Austin.

545
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: It is not Detroit. We dodged a bullet, literally literally,

546
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: and it's not Memphis. The crime rate is spiked. We

547
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: had to back and it's not Giglo Beach. Where the

548
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: fuck is that? Let's whear that guy killed all the

549
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: girls too soon. They're still investigating too soon. Bodies are

550
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: still too soon. Yes, well, good gosh, what's the next

551
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: you gonna talk about that hiker they they found under

552
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: a bridge and they think it was their ex boyfriend?

553
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: What and she? They said? There was some bird's eye

554
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: view camera of him leaving the house. No, I just

555
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: saw it on Daily Mill. I didn't read the article.

556
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: I only pieced it together by picture. I did see

557
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: that where the like the Microsoft exec I think he

558
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: is that he got gunned down a couple of years

559
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: ago when he was leaving his ex wife house. He

560
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: was in a bitter custody battle with the ex wife

561
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: and he was driving down the road with a kid

562
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: in the car and there was a tire in the

563
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: road and he got out to move the tire and

564
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: some guy came out assassinated him right there. And the

565
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: ex wife was always a suspect. They could never pin

566
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: it on her. She moved to Oregon from Florida like

567
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: it was a big deal Portland to be. She just

568
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: got arrested this week. Good uh. Turns out that her

569
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 1: and her new husband, the husband, the new husband had

570
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: a property, you know, so he had a tenant. They

571
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: paid the Portland no a tenant like in Florida. They

572
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: paid him to assassinate the guy. They were both arrested.

573
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: This is all alleged, but this is what they've been

574
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: charged with. It's a wild web we weave. It's a

575
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: crazy story if you want to read about it. So

576
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: that is why we're not going to Portland. It's a

577
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: wild web we weave way. But yeah, we're not going

578
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: to Austin. Should we just announce the city? What was

579
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: another one that people really thought it was going to

580
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: be in oh, Kansas City was thrown around. Kansas City

581
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: was a big one, but it just didn't have what

582
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: we needed. Ed Bubbs bub would love to host you.

583
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: We don't have audio equipment though, and we were worried

584
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: the Chiefs would be in the playoffs. The hotel rooms

585
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: would be skyrocketing. I think it would be tough to get,

586
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: you know, things reserved because all the Chiefs fans. It

587
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: would be crazy. I mean there's about five NFL teams

588
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: that are good. The rest suck as It wasn't waiting

589
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: for that dramatic bed. Yeah, I was like, why did

590
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: that end? So January thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth, book your

591
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: tickets now, folks, Coaches Convention three is happening in the city, Oh, Nashville, Tennessee.

592
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: That is right. We we did that. It is happening Nashville, Tennessee.

593
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: They're getting a new stadium and they're getting Coaches Convention three.

594
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: Is that what sealed the deal? The new stadium. The

595
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: new stadium, they are like plenty of room for you

596
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: guys to get the fireworks. I mean it was awesome,

597
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: that is right. We decided that we have some relationships here.

598
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: People have been saying they wanted to come to Nashville.

599
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: We're in bed with organizations, and so we said, hey,

600
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: you come to Nashville, maybe you'll meet them down at

601
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: Al Deans. Oh hell yeah, damn it. I should have

602
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: hit that clip when we announced it. I thought a bit,

603
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. You were gonna know what city

604
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna I said it, We're doing it in Nashville, folks.

605
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: So if you want to get your plane tickets now

606
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: wait to get your plane tickets. I don't know. Hopefully

607
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: we will have tickets on sale in the next few weeks,

608
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: maybe a month, getting everything up, the website running. But

609
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: Coaches Convention three, Get Liquered up and Get Licked January

610
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: thirteenth through the fifteenth MLK Day weekend, Get liquored, Get

611
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: lit Get licked. Yeah, I guess it'd be January twelfth

612
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: because that's the Friday. Oh up the date? Well, I

613
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: mean I was saying the thirteenth, that's Saturday. But did

614
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: you mess up the city. No, it's definitely Nashville. It's

615
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: like the Oscars all over again. Man. We announced the

616
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: wrong winner. We announced the wrong city. Nashville, Tennessee. January

617
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: twelve through the fifteenth. Let's go Coaches Convention three. Who's coming?

618
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: Who's not all you people? They said, Oh, Vegas too

619
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: part of travel. Get in your car and drive Mo

620
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: and Tampa. Get the mail truck. Get your ass up here.

621
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Let's go pick up Taylor. Dial on your way. It

622
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: is now official. This is breaking news. The city has

623
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: been announced. It's Nashville, Tennessee for Coaches Convention. They finally

624
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: announced it. More on that at ten. Over to you

625
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: and we'll be back right after this. There was a

626
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: murder on the northwest side. No, there really was. The

627
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: Dow is up. I don't know why the news didn't

628
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: cover that though, I mean they talk about all this

629
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: other stuff. What if we pitched to the news. I

630
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: guess we'll announce it. Hey, guys, a Coaches Commission three

631
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: coming up? What what does that mean? You see, you're

632
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: bringing some drunk people that are degenerates to Nashville to

633
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: hang out and party. Oh so that's a typical weekend

634
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Speaker 1: where it's bachelorette party capital in the world. Yeah, but

635
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: it's not a bachelorette party. It's a Coaches convension. What

636
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: do you guys coach. No, no, no, we do a

637
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: podcast about sord losing. Never mind, don't worry about it. News,

638
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: just screw it. We don't need your help.

639
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Speaker 2: I used to have a guy at News five that

640
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Speaker 2: he I would consider that, or I would think that

641
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: he would actually consider it.

642
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: He would put it on his newscast. That'd be awesome,

643
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Speaker 1: But he doesn't work there anything. Okay, Well, no, wonder

644
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: because he probably puts stupid stuff on the news. And

645
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: then what about that one time you were on the

646
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: news when you were cooking? Do you have connections with

647
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: those people? Oh? That midday show? What the hell was that?

648
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: All we need is audio of a show announcing it,

649
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 2: and we'd die laughing every time we played it.

650
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, we see here, it's your local on

651
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Speaker 1: the twoes. The Sore Losers.

652
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Speaker 2: Convention returns to Nashville Coaches Convention. It will be filling

653
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Speaker 2: up one hundred and two hotel spaces.

654
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, or you know Airbnb's or the Grand

655
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Speaker 1: high End. I don't know wherever you want to stay.

656
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: There's plenty of options. That is what we're doing. That's

657
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Speaker 1: how it's going down now, announcing top hotels to stay

658
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Speaker 1: at Grand hiat's the top one in my book, I

659
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Speaker 1: would almost say Holiday and Express. I'd say the Grand Highest.

660
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: That's one of the nicer, newer ones. That's the Grand

661
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Speaker 1: High End. I'd check it out if I was you.

662
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Speaker 1: Just I'm just saying that's what I would do.

663
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Speaker 2: Hotel one or if you're bougie, you got to impress

664
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Speaker 2: your girl and your stadium in.

665
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Speaker 1: Is really good right there by the Nissan Stadium. It

666
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: is currently under a remodel because that's where the crack

667
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: addicts live. There's about five flamingos outside in their people,

668
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: not the animals. Yeah, and it was that that was

669
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Speaker 1: one written by the minute. I'll need all seven of them. Yeah.

670
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: It was like a collect call. Do you accept these charges?

671
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Speaker 1: Your time starts now, don't incredible? Incredible? Yeah? So it's

672
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: announced And please, guys, when you listen to us, don't

673
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: go run into the Facebook page and announce it to everybody.

674
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: Let people listen to the podcast, please please, thanks? Will

675
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: this be our most downloaded podcast? Uh? I don't know.

676
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: Maybe in a title it we announced the city, Yes, okay,

677
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: coaches gonna mention three city announced Wow city reveal the

678
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: big reveal.

679
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: I couldn't be happier with this because we had the

680
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 2: discussion that we want the prices to remain hotel wise

681
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Speaker 2: as low as possible. That was our on one of

682
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Speaker 2: our main concerns. It is August twenty third to September, October, November, December,

683
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 2: over four and a half months. You couldn't ask for

684
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Speaker 2: a better leeway, heads up.

685
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Speaker 1: I mean, you could give him a year super Bowl.

686
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: It's just tough to do that. That's hard. We don't

687
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: even know the super Bowl performer. That's true. You know,

688
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: it's really hard to give a year advance. That's impossible.

689
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: Four and a half months, plenty of time. Can't wait,

690
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: make it happen. Get here, buddy Glass, you know, put

691
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 1: the wedding off. You better get your ass in Nashville.

692
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: And we continue to have the meetings. They're ongoing. They're ongoing.

693
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: We have a meeting today. Actually, when we were done

694
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: with this podcast, we were headed straight to a meeting. Yes,

695
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: now I want to give you a team snacks update.

696
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: We started, yes, dude, we started the season this past Saturday.

697
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. So this is the kids one. Yes,

698
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: but now I am the head coach of two different

699
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: teams because my oldest son is five and he can

700
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: no longer play on the same team as my three

701
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: year old. Where's the other parents? So Team Snacks has

702
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: moved up a division. We were up in the kindergarten division,

703
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: and so it is five and six year olds and

704
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: my team is comprised of all five year olds. And

705
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: the team we showed up against they are all about

706
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: they have to be about to turn seven, because these

707
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: kids were monsters big sounds like little rascals. Dude, it

708
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: looked like we were playing Brian Urlacker, Micah Parsons, freaking

709
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: Troy Polamalou over there. I mean, all these big old linebackers.

710
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: And we had Muggsy Bogues, we had darren Sprolls. We

711
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: had the smallest team in the history of teams. We

712
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: had Jose Altuve, we had all the small kids, and

713
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: I mean they were huge, and I was like, we

714
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: are going to get run out of the building. And

715
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: I found out when I showed up on Saturday that

716
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: we're supposed to have a goalie. Didn't know that, didn't

717
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: know we were at goalie at level yet what did

718
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: you think, Oh, they just leave the goal open at

719
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: the three and four year old level, there are no goalies,

720
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Speaker 1: so I didn't know once you moved to five that

721
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: there's goalies. Had no Ea, that's easy. That's my fault.

722
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: Maybe I missed the coaches meeting. Maybe there was a

723
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: coaching meeting, maybe there wasn't. I don't know which one

724
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: to use the next messy, so I just had to

725
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: stick people in the goal. Here you go, you're in goal.

726
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: And these kids were knocking, knocking us over, just trucking

727
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: us boom boom, pushing, shoving, and Arthur he was on

728
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: my team last year. Good little kid, quick, I mean,

729
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: but he short guy, short, especially five and these kids

730
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: that they had to be almost seven. He gets knocked

731
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: down three times in a row, and then he gets

732
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: pushed in the back. That's clipping. Dude. Arthur turned around,

733
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: grabbed the kid by the jersey and did the twist.

734
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: At five years old, he knew how to grab the

735
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: jersey and twist. He said, why are you pushing me? Okay,

736
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: world star and his dad goes Arthur, Arthur, no fighting,

737
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: no fighting? What's his dad a truck driver? And Arthur

738
00:39:55,080 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: did release the guy's jersey. That's a lawsuit. Dude lost

739
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 1: six to nothing, but in the long run, we lost

740
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars. No, no, no, but I was super proud

741
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: of team Snacks for fighting, for not backing down from

742
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: the big kids. Like I knew when we showed up

743
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: we were in trouble because they were so big. Did

744
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: you tell the team that, No, No, you don't tell

745
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: the team that. You tell him. You go out there,

746
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: you don't be scared. You'd be aggressive and don't back down.

747
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: And we didn't back down like we were in there

748
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: in the scrums. My my five old. He gave a

749
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: kid a shove. That should be something to be proud.

750
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Like they were fighting back. Arthur was

751
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: trying to use his elbow a little bit, trying to

752
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: create space, and the other team at six almost they

753
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: had to be almost seven years old. I'm telling you,

754
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: they started talking trash. I didn't realize it started that young. No,

755
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: They're like, you guys are losing. Yeah, yeah, good, talk

756
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: back kid, and he was get your diapers on, that's

757
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: what No, he told him. He told them one kid.

758
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, you guys haven't even scored yet.

759
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: I'll score with your mom. And I'm like, run along

760
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: rast wow. And it was tough because we had no

761
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: subs because two brothers on the team and they've never

762
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: have this is their first season on team Snacks. What

763
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: is and his brother? It is Jannis and his brother

764
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: I believe, uh, Jannis and Derek. And it was their

765
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: mom's fortieth birthday party weekend. Well hello, and but the

766
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: real party was Saturday night, but the pre party I

767
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: guess they were having friends in from out of town.

768
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: Sley had the pre party Friday night and mom and

769
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: dad got two hammered. They couldn't bring him to the

770
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: game on a bender, so they were hung over, and

771
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: so the brothers missed the game, so we had no subs.

772
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: It was ninety five degrees. We played at like a noon.

773
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: How did you get that backstory about them partying in Bertin?

774
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: There is another kid on the team that the dads

775
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: are friends since high school, but they were they managed

776
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: to They said they tied it on the night before,

777
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: but they managed to get the kid there and they

778
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: were like, they said they were going to be here,

779
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: but I guess they didn't make it. We should have

780
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: picked up the brothers and brought them, but that's that's okay.

781
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: So we lost. So the other team is Team Nashville.

782
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna have to call them. They're my

783
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: three year old and we are nothing but a bunch

784
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: of three year olds, and it's exactly what you expect

785
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: from a bunch of three year olds. I think we

786
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: lost two to one. It wasn't a lot of action,

787
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: a lot of kicking the ball out of bounds. Last year,

788
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: my three year old he played and he was all

789
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: four year olds on the team, and he wasn't very aggressive.

790
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: I am proud to say that he was out there

791
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: knocking people over. Wow. They had one girl on the

792
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: other team that she was a wrecking ball. She ran

793
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: over people numerous times. And we had a couple of tiers.

794
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: We had did have some tears. One kid on my

795
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: team got called for handball twice and he got he cried,

796
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: he was upset, and I was just, hey, dude, it's okay, man,

797
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: like you know, just like you can't use your hands,

798
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I get sucked in and

799
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: he got real upset because the ref called it on twice.

800
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: So that was a little rough. And I forgot to

801
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: tell you, I did not know this. You've told no

802
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: in the the team snacks one kid like it bounced

803
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: up and he accidentally caught it, and the ref called

804
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: a PK. I did not know you could give pks

805
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: at five years old, like a little extreme in my opinion,

806
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: double handball a little extreme, And he did call it

807
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: double a handball game of PK. And I mean, this

808
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 1: seven year old just steps up and rips it up

809
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: upper net like I mean, goalie had no shot.

810
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: What is even more impressive is that the Nashville parents

811
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: tied one on and ninety percent of the parents were

812
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: able to get their kids to soccer the next day,

813
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: because lord knows, most of us don't roll out of

814
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: bed till about noon after a Broadway night.

815
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn, the pre party left you that hungover?

816
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: What is the main part? Like, who has a pre

817
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: party and a main party? I didn't realize we were

818
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: supposed to do this. That's impressive.

819
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 2: And they're running from a lot of things. They must

820
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 2: have family life, job life. Something is causing them to drink.

821
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: Well, it's their fortieth birthday. I think that was the celebration,

822
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: and they had friends coming from all over the for

823
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: forty Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I didn't really impressive

824
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: usually you've lost all your friends by forty. I mean,

825
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm down to two. I believe, just and BJ

826
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: and Billy. I haven't talked to BJ in months.

827
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you get to thinking about it, You're like, damn,

828
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 2: I haven't talked to him in a minute.

829
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh, how's he what? He has twelve kids? Oh yeah? Yeah.

830
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 1: So Team Snacks will be back at it this weekend.

831
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: There's a rough start, two losses, but I was very impressed.

832
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: But I saw. I stayed afterwards and watched the team

833
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: after us and definitely more a lot of five year

834
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: olds and we can hang with them. That's good coaching. Yeah. Well,

835
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: the kids were climbing the trees field study. Yeah.

836
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 2: I didn't get in any fights, though. Didn't you get

837
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: in a fight with the team The year before? It

838
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 2: was a year soccer. They wouldn't leave the field or something.

839
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 2: You guys were trying to warm up Belmont. The games

840
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: were delayed.

841
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that was there was a game were

842
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: they kids? Games run late because it's just a little

843
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: bit of chaos. This year they got smarter. They to

844
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: do okay game at eight and then they'd put a

845
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: game at eight thirty and it was supposed to end

846
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: at eight twenty five, So five minutes they're supposed to

847
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: start the next one. Now the game is eight. The

848
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: next game doesn't start till eight forty five. Got it.

849
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: I mean they can. There's a lot of grass fields

850
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: over by my place on the west side. Some kids

851
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: get around. Sometimes they'll play hoops. He'll shoot drugs. But

852
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that they should be clear. Yeah, well,

853
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: I mean they cleared. I mean it was fine. It

854
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: was good, and so I mean team snacks. I was

855
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: very impressed with Arthur grabbing the kid by the jersey.

856
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: We had one kid. It was his first time playing

857
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: soccer ever. Man played fantastic. He got in there, he

858
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: wasn't scared, kicked the ball a few times, and we

859
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: had a couple shots on goal. None of them went in,

860
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: but overall, great effort.

861
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm curious to know what they're gonna remember about you,

862
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: because most of my coaches I remember, Oh yeah, he

863
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 2: got his hand cut off in a snowblower.

864
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that coach. Wait, wait what one of my coaches.

865
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: He was out snowblowing, cut his hand off, and he

866
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 2: still coaches another coach, and I wrote him a letter

867
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: it was actually really in the mental I said, hope

868
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: you get better.

869
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: You're a great coach. It doesn't make me think any

870
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: different of you that you now. I don't have a hand.

871
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: I wrote him a letter and sid into him. That's

872
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: pretty sweet. How old were you nine? Damn? Then there

873
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: was another coach. He did chewing tobacco. I remember that

874
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: about him, kid, he did the Copenhagen. Hey, you kids,

875
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: don't tell on me. Tobacco free campus kids. Kid used

876
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 1: to he'd go to the gas station. I'll get can

877
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: I get two dollars and twenty cents in gas and

878
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: one can of Copenhagen. Haha, I'll get the red too,

879
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: the redman. Yeah, we'd be almost out of gas. But kid,

880
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: I got to roll in here and get some gas

881
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: and two dollars and twenty cents. And don't forget tell

882
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: I need a can of Copenhagen. What well, I gotta

883
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: have enough for the Copenhagen kid. Skull? What they scored? No,

884
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,479
Speaker 1: I need a skull? So what else do you remember

885
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: about your coaches?

886
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: Those are the two things that dad. My dad took

887
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 2: over for the rest, and I remember everything about that.

888
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 2: But I'm saying coaches that weren't my dad. I'm just

889
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: telling you, they're gonna remember something random about you. They're

890
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: not going to remember that you remembered the bananas. They're

891
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: not gonna remember that you always brought gatorade and you

892
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: were positive. They're gonna remember that you were this and

893
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 2: I'm curious what it is. It's something you can't control it.

894
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Most can't. Uh, some of your kids will end up

895
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: in juve And was it because you allowed them to fight?

896
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: Only time will tell. These are the days of our lives.

897
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: That was deep Ray Holway. Hell, I'm gonna take Saturday

898
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: a lot more serious. He will, I will, and we'll

899
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back, all right. Uh,

900
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: anything you got no, No, coach, I have never been

901
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: this ass beat Okay sometime now, Well I got an email.

902
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: Holy crap, I can barely hit a button. Coach, tomorrow

903
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: is my beat? Ay twenty six years old and I'm

904
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: on my own insurance. Then, well, go beat it. F

905
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: I've got to be responsible. Anyways. They call me Tiger Daddy.

906
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: Go Tigers. Mfor Cubs in four, the Detroit Tigers. No,

907
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: I think he's talking about the LSU Tigers, the Chicago cuh.

908
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: That's from Kevin Meehan, So happy birthday, Kevin Meehan. Holy hell,

909
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: and I all, I thought I had the cy Young

910
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: under wraps. Damn it. I don't know if it's gonna

911
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: be in the National League. Zach Galifanakis, Strider from the

912
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: Braves or Snellenberger from the Padres. One of the three

913
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: is gonna win it. And I gotta place my bets

914
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: before I go on a cruise ship and I'm in

915
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 1: international waters. Guys, if you're making your fall parlays, which

916
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: I need to because mine went to shit because of Strider,

917
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: al Joe not Strider, because yes, al Joe sucked ass

918
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: and got popped in the mouth, caught left, caught right,

919
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: caught grounds, good night. Okay, so you need to make

920
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: your fall bets now. College foot ball, Heisman college football.

921
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: Ohio State, Holy hell, are they returning? Everybody. Let me

922
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: say this, Ohio State's the only team that has five

923
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: guys in the top thirty Heisman candidates. At that number

924
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: of five, it is amazing. The running back, the receiver,

925
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: the two quarterbacks. Holy hell.

926
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: And I'll hang up and I'll listen, So I'll make

927
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: those bets now, NFL. I like to go Patty Mahomes

928
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 2: most passing yards, it's hit between him and Herbert flip

929
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: a coin. And then also to win the division, I

930
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 2: like the Titans against the Jags.

931
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: The Jags have to play the Bills and the Chiefs.

932
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: Titans only have to play one of them. And they

933
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: got an guy named DeAndre Hoppi Kennies. Yeah, my dad

934
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: is he's ready to jump on the gambling bandwagon again.

935
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: He hit me up yesterday, hey, Dad, and he gave

936
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: me a blank check. Dad, You all right, man? Is

937
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: everything okay? Money? Well, just so you know when we're

938
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: leaving Boston, because I'd booked the hotel and I'd booked

939
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: their flights because batters Box doesn't know how to work

940
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: in doesn't know how to book airlines. What up everybody's box,

941
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: It's amazing. And so he's like, he gives me a

942
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: blank check and it's in my wallet. And he hits

943
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: me up last night and he's like, hey, how much

944
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: was the total on that check? I was like, oh, dude,

945
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: I'll get to that. I'm sorry, I'm I've been busy.

946
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: I went to North Dakota. You know I've been you know,

947
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: I'll get to that today or tomorrow. And he goes, okay,

948
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: whatever it is, add five hundred on that and we'll

949
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: do some NFL bets. I said what. He goes, yeah,

950
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 1: I mean five hundred. Do you think that's a good mount?

951
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: I was like, a hell of a football. Yeah, he goes, well,

952
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: you don't want to do it, and I said, oh no,

953
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: hell no, I want to do it. So uh he goes,

954
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: he goes, put me down for five hundred, and he

955
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: hung up, and I was like, all right, so we're

956
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: in for five hundred for the NFL bets. So all right,

957
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: so we got to pick out some winners and some losers.

958
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: Remember for a good parlay with these. The beauty of

959
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 2: future bets is you're generating the parlay odds. You're getting

960
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: plus three hundred plus four hundred. That's how you really

961
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 2: rack up the money. But you got to do it now.

962
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: You gotta have foresight, which which is what our gambling

963
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: investing firm is telling.

964
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 1: You to do. You got to pick five sports. They

965
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: don't let you parlay two things in a sport. So

966
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: you gotta go NFL, you gotta go in Cuba, you

967
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: gotta go. Want to go women's basketball. You also got

968
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: to go.

969
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 2: NBA and then college, NFL college, NBA Baseball, NBA Baseball, NFL.

970
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: College is four and then you either got to go

971
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: enter Miami or you or you gotta go women's basketball

972
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: if you want to be invested in the WNBA.

973
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: Justin Justin told me he's not a big soccer guy. Said, hey,

974
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 2: you got to get a fifth one. He said, he's

975
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: not a big soccer guy. I said, well, then go

976
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: with WNBA and good luck asking for that to be

977
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 2: turned on at bars Hell.

978
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: They wouldn't even turn on the Women's World Cup at

979
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: the Encore in Boston. I've never been so annoyed in

980
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: my life. But coach, do not bash that place. It

981
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: looked beautiful. No, it's beautiful. But they couldn't even turn

982
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: on the Women's World Cup. Whatever. I don't care. I'm

983
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: over it. I'm moving on. I'm going home. But don't

984
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: forget coaches. Gonna Three is in Nashville, Tennessee. Get your tickets,

985
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: book your flights, let's go, and hey, we got Hey,

986
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: you want to know what it's like to play against Messi.

987
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: You want to know what it's like to play against MESSI.

988
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: We've got Dax McCarty from Nashville SC coming in on

989
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: Friday to talk about what it's like to share the

990
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: soccer field with the greatest soccer player and the history

991
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: of soccer. Ohoh, color me erect yep, we got us

992
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: an interview, folks. You guys wanted interviews. We got interviews.

993
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: Let's find out what it's like to play against the greatest.

994
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: I'll ask that exact question, Ray, and that's the rest

995
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: of the story. Yeah, good day. Hey, we got to

996
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: get to that meeting. Dude, nash Vegas man, nash Vegas man. Man,

997
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. I think people are gonna come.

998
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: I bet it's our most attendant just because of where

999
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: it's located. I hope. I mean, I'm counting on it.

1000
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,959
Speaker 2: Because if you thought about the driving factor, driving where

1001
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 2: nobody really, no, no one, just the truckers drove to.

1002
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: I think more people drive to Nashville. You think so. Yeah,

1003
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: I got a buddy in Indiana would drive tomorrow. I think

1004
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: he only had two buddies, Billy and college guy. I'd

1005
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: have to rekindle, Okay, cool, Yeah, I don't have anybody

1006
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: in Indiana. Man. Oh, I got John Dines He played

1007
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: on my soccer team a long time ago. He was

1008
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: from Indiana and he got a girlfriend back there. He

1009
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: moved and they got married. I think I didn't get

1010
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: invited though. That's cool.

1011
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 2: You know who we know in Indiana, the convict he

1012
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 2: was who escaped. The convict escaped with that woman and

1013
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 2: they went to Evansville, Indiana.

1014
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: They did. Did they shoot each other, No, she shot herself.

1015
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Is he still with us? Yeah, he's in prison for life.

1016
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: He can't come. No,