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Speaker 2: You ready one, Scotty, I'm ready, Curdy player one.

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Speaker 3: Sixth grader's genius Science Fair project Tests of a cat's

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Speaker 3: butt really touches everything in a home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's touch everybody in your home. On this very

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Speaker 2: wonderful solo episode of Bananas, do world understand? Would you

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Speaker 2: believe my resillion pieces.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas. That's Scottie Landi is

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Speaker 3: right there.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt Brown Oller, my favorite comedian. Sorry, Paula Poundstone.

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Speaker 2: Oh buddy, thank you for listening to the the silliest

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Speaker 2: little podcast the ever was Kurt. I'm jumping right in

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Speaker 2: because we have a Buddy the bfalo updates.

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Speaker 3: Oh buddy, update now if you remember this, this was

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Speaker 3: a very long time ago. Yes, buddy, the bfalo had

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Speaker 3: escaped and was wild. This was like six seven months ago.

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Speaker 2: That's correct, So eight months after escaping. This was in Connecticut.

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Speaker 2: We covered this story with Andy or our good our

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Speaker 2: good friend, comedian Andy Aowasio. That's right, I want ceo Andy.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Andy listens to the pod. Andy, I love you,

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Speaker 2: so Buddy. The bfalo a bfalo for the Banan animals

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Speaker 2: who may not remember or haven't heard that episode yet.

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Speaker 2: Is a half bison half steer, so it's like a

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Speaker 2: hybrid animal. They exist. Buddy broke out from an uh

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Speaker 2: he was he was out a processing plant to become

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Speaker 2: for eight months. Here's the update months sent in by

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Speaker 2: Kim Mang. We actually got this from a bunch of

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Speaker 2: people and he might have called it in, but Kim

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Speaker 2: Mang m A N n G underscore sent in the updates.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Kim. This is from CT Post taro' neil.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to skim through this one to launch

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Speaker 2: us into this awesome episode. So Ry Smith, Connecticut. They

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Speaker 2: caught Buddy. They apprehended him. After eight months, they put

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Speaker 2: him in an animal sanctuary. They decided this guy's a hero,

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Speaker 2: let's not put him out of his misery. They put

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Speaker 2: him out of his joy already, but might as well

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Speaker 2: not add to his misery. So he's at the Critter

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Speaker 2: Creek Farm Sanctuary where this park cattle bart buffalo was

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Speaker 2: sent to retire. He's already had tried to escape twice.

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Speaker 2: Buddy will not stay penned Yes in I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, here's the deal. Like it.

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Speaker 3: What is if Buddy made it eight months, that means

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Speaker 3: he made it through a winter, Let him have it,

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 1: Let him just fucking let him go.

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Speaker 2: My grandmother hit a cow in a station wagon and

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Speaker 2: so hesitant when they got him the sanctuary. He spent

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Speaker 2: Then Buddy only seemed to be to want to be

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Speaker 2: with cows and it almost worked, but then he broke

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Speaker 2: out of that pen and quote nearly crushed end quote.

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Speaker 2: One of the employees in the process started that employee,

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Speaker 2: But now the final update, hopefully he just b follows

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Speaker 2: He is now with a female cow whoa and it

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Speaker 2: seems to quote be content to stay there so sting.

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Speaker 3: even know now, it's like cow borders cow one quarter buffalo.

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Speaker 2: Beef Alo sounds like a part of a drag quid name.

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Speaker 2: I should be something beef alao, ophelia beef allow. All right,

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Speaker 2: Buddy hit us with that cat butt story.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, well no, you know what I think the

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Speaker 3: buddy story tells us though. What's is that even if

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Speaker 2: And now I'm getting the opposite, which is wonderful. As

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Speaker 2: And we both gave each other sort of similar advice,

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Speaker 2: Red Bull. You were like, dude, if you take that job,

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm moderately successful. Who specials, Our Specials? Half hour specials,

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Speaker 4: New special taping in Denver at some point exactly.

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Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of which, guys, come on out June seventeenth, nineteenth,

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Speaker 3: come see me in Philadelphia at Helium.

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Speaker 2: I bet you get that one in. I went to

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Speaker 2: It was so well done. I went with four friends.

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Speaker 2: if you're eating your Dodger dog, which is a twelve

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Speaker 2: They let you do that, but then you pulled up.

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Speaker 2: aren't my good buddy Mikey Levano's and we had the

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so fun. God's exciting. And Fauci just came

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Speaker 3: out and said, hey, you don't need these masks when

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Speaker 3: you're outside. Well so all right, Hi, we're getting into it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're getting into it. Let's hear about some cat button now.

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Speaker 3: I would love to Someone on Instagram said that they

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Speaker 3: think of bananas as their birds and butts. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: We all have at least one.

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Speaker 3: The sixth grader's Genius Science Fair project tests if a

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Speaker 1: First off, this is brilliant.

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Speaker 2: This this this great science fair.

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Speaker 3: This child is brilliant. This is from bro Bible. Unfortunately. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was sent in by Angela Brown. What thank you

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Speaker 3: Angela Brown? Written by cass Anderson for bro Bible, which

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if bro Bible Bible is the US

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Speaker 3: very funny that bros in the UK called lads. That's right, Well,

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, a little a little boy dressed like

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Speaker 2: a little sailor holding a giant lollipop. They're over the.

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Speaker 1: UK fucking ship up.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: So I'm not going to read this article from bro

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Speaker 3: based on, which was a Facebook post get.

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Speaker 3: Kyden completed his sixth grade Science Fair project this past

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Speaker 3: Internet's most burning question drum roll, please, does your cat's

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Speaker 3: butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?

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Speaker 1: We had a lot of fun with this.

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Speaker 3: As a disclaimer, no cats were harmed in the press

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Speaker 3: of the science project. Non toxic lipstick was applied to

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Speaker 3: They were given a series of command sit, wait, lie down,

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Speaker 1: Who were these cats?

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Speaker 1: Cats that they have commands? This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: They also know how to high five, spin around, and speak.

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Speaker 3: They were compensated with lots of praise, pets in their

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Speaker 3: Once we collected our data in just under ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: His results and general findings. Are you ready, Scottie?

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Speaker 3: They tested multiple cats. Long and medium haired cat's buttholes

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Speaker 3: made no contact with soft or hard surfaces.

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Speaker 3: Short haired cats made no contact on hard surfaces, but

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Speaker 2: He's holding it.

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Speaker 1: Which I guess is the burning question on everyone's mind.

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Speaker 2: My cat, Well, I don't own a cat, but I

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Speaker 2: it's the greatest pet I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's perfect.

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Speaker 3: Also, I think they've had I think there's somewhere online

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Speaker 3: And Marianne Wais an Annie Garrett Bless their Hearts, made

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Speaker 1: It's so this was before The Secret Life of Pets.

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Speaker 2: You have kids, Yeah, exactly, you're kids where you're like,

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Speaker 2: five times in the next three weeks. Great, but you

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Speaker 2: like Rio right. Rio is a sweet spot for you too.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a good one. I'm gonna stick on

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Speaker 2: Lonification sent this in on Instagram or Lantification. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for that. This was written by our favorite

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Speaker 2: KURDIEBCBC dot Ca. This the one's from Canada.

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Speaker 3: Oh Canada, Oh Man biral.

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Speaker 2: Grave, Tim Horton's Yeah, this is by the staff. They

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Speaker 2: have the best staff and the biz. We all know

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Speaker 2: that coyotes pounce on a man who crashed electric scooter

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Speaker 3: Oh it's got everything that makes it funny. Electric skitters, coyotes.

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Speaker 2: It's dark on the north side of Stanley Park. The

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Speaker 3: He's like on he's like on a Lime scooter or

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Speaker 2: What nature healed? Yeah, they're coming back.

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Speaker 2: I have a gun. They're like, can we see it?

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Speaker 2: And he's like no. So when the judge comes in,

439
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: they're like, what kind of gun is it? It was

440
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: so funny, just like sixth graders yelling about guns while

441
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there because I've rode my bike the

442
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Speaker 2: wrong direction. So I get in there and they have

443
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 2: all these different court uh, they have all these lawyers

444
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 2: appointing to you, and there's like four of them. Because

445
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 2: it's Brooklyn, it's New York. It's so diverse. They have

446
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 2: one that speak Russian, they one speaks Chinese, they won't

447
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 2: speak Spanish. So I get this guy that's just like

448
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 2: just so tired, just a public defender that's just so

449
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 2: over it. And the judge comes in. He's all sleepy

450
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Speaker 2: and he's like case one oh four seven eighty three

451
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Speaker 2: two and I'm like that's me. They're like, I'm like, yes,

452
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 2: I go stand next to this lawyer I've never met

453
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: my life. He's wearing a cheap suit. And the judge goes,

454
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: riding bike wrong direction in public park? How do you plead?

455
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 2: And the lawyer leans over he goes just plead not guilty.

456
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 2: I go not guilty. He goes dismissed. Just try not

457
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 2: to ride your bike the wrong direction in a public park.

458
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you had to do this. Like even the

459
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: judge was like, what have we done? This system is

460
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 2: so broken? Got on my bike road right back home.

461
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Speaker 2: I was.

462
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Speaker 3: I was at that exact same courthouse, you know, in

463
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Speaker 3: Red Hook. Yes, and again I can't remember if I

464
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 3: talked about this now, but I got a ticket for

465
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Speaker 3: being a Prospect park.

466
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Speaker 1: It was like two in the morning. We were drinking

467
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Speaker 1: and they's a great time to be their drinker.

468
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they gave us a ticket for drinking in

469
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Speaker 3: the park and for being in the park after curfew.

470
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Speaker 3: And then we went and they and essentially the judge said, listen,

471
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Speaker 3: you can go through court. It'll take you probably about

472
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Speaker 3: six hours to like here. Everybody cases. He's like, or

473
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 3: we have an experimental thing where you can go and

474
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 3: take this class, you know, take the class. We just

475
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: dismiss your charges. And so I was like, yeah, we're

476
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 3: gonna take the class. And so it was he and

477
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 3: my two friends who had gotten the ticket together drinking

478
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Speaker 3: in the park. Yeah, and then it's all and so

479
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 3: then it's just this guy who's like supposed to be

480
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 3: walking you through. And this was like a Giuliani thing

481
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: of like this idea of they're called quality of life

482
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Speaker 3: crimes and they're all fucking bullshit.

483
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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

484
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 3: It's like drinking on your stoop or like peeing in

485
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 3: the street. Everyone there was for like drinking on their

486
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 3: stoop or peeing the street. We were for drinking in

487
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Speaker 3: the park.

488
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Speaker 2: Are the best things you can do in New.

489
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Speaker 1: York, Jesus Christ, and especially if you're on your fucking stoop. Anyway,

490
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: So this guy, I felt bad for him. He was

491
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: obviously like a young guy right out of law school

492
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: and his jobs like walk people through, like why we

493
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Speaker 1: have quality.

494
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Speaker 3: Of life crimes? And then he's like how does everybody feel?

495
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 3: It's like have a round table, and then everybody, every

496
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 3: single person, like just everyone, just hardcore fucking Brooklyn and

497
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 3: was like.

498
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: You think this fun? I got guys getting shot one

499
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: block over. You give me fucking ticket having a beer

500
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: on my fucking and every single person just destroy this pork.

501
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 3: That was just an hour and a half of all

502
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,239
Speaker 3: of us yelling at him about how dumb it is

503
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 3: that people are being given tickets for this ship and

504
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 3: that during the Great choir.

505
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: You can just drink in New York. I wonder if

506
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: it'll just stay that way.

507
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I uh, who freaking knows? That's so good? But

508
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: it was like, what a waste of everyone's everybody's time.

509
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: You doing?

510
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: What are you doing? It's just cops, all right?

511
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 5: Uh?

512
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: I bet we have really funny commercials. I think we

513
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 2: should just start doing the commercials as hilariously as we

514
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 2: can do that. We are, We're pretty loosey goosey with

515
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: them already, but I mean.

516
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: I agree, let's get let's get sillier.

517
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: Uhs of Utah State employees entangled in a reply all

518
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 3: email nightmare?

519
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 2: Was it nineteen ninety nine? All right, see you soon

520
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: on some more bananas.

521
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: Shot ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to bananas.

522
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Speaker 2: Scottie, Kurtie B.

523
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: How you doing.

524
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 2: I'm so good. I've had a back into this. They're

525
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: not a sponsor or anything. But I started using headspace

526
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: again and doing some daily meditations for ten twenty minutes. Man,

527
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: I feel chill.

528
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 1: I've been doing created what really headspace?

529
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: Do you ever use that?

530
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: Now?

531
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 2: Oh?

532
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I promise this isn't it.

533
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 2: But I mean, by the way, I just been using

534
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 2: it for two weeks and uh have you ever done that?

535
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: It's just it talks you through some breathing meditations. It's

536
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: like ten steps and you start paying. But it's dope.

537
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: It I feel so calm.

538
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, awesome, wonderful.

539
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that everything's good. Just live in the dream man,

540
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: plant plants just slowly. The grand reopening is beautiful.

541
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'll tell you this. I had a pretty

542
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 3: powerful I mean, I know this is we are all goofy,

543
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 3: goofy here, but I worked this. This was a pretty

544
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 3: beautiful experience I had.

545
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: I am so my buddy Stevee, who who's memental as mine,

546
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: of course he uh you know, he's just like this

547
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: fascinating guy who lived in the in the woods and

548
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: uh lived in a yurt for twenty five years and

549
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: taught people Taoism and people had and he made stone

550
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: pendants and that's how he sold it to me. Yeah,

551
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: they're beautiful, chain smoked all the time.

552
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 3: Was just like hermit who like knew everything about plants

553
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 3: and nature and U was could could build anything.

554
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: Yep, he died.

555
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: We were there so we like four of us who've

556
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 3: been camping on his land and like kind of like

557
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: being his accoladtes for like twenty five years. Yes, we

558
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 3: found out he was going into a nursing home because

559
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 3: you know, he finally was coming. He smoked out about

560
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 3: maybe a thousand cigarettes a day, and so we flew

561
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 3: out and we just didn't think we were going to

562
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: make it in time because we found it.

563
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: We thought on a Thursday.

564
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 3: On a Monday, he like went unconscious and they're like, well,

565
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 3: they don't think he has much time, and we're like.

566
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: Shit, right, plan this whole trip, like go see him.

567
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: We don't know what we're doing.

568
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: I guess we're like committing to going no matter what happens,

569
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 3: you know. And we get there on Thursday night, we

570
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 3: wake up on a Friday, we get a call, we

571
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 3: get a text from the nursing home basically saying he's

572
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 3: actively passing and we are still an hour away in Springfield, Missouri.

573
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: Wow, what a wild thing.

574
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is crazy crazy, And so because they knew

575
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 3: we were coming, and like you'd been told we were coming,

576
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: and we like just fucking get in the car, the

577
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 3: four of us and just start gunning it for you know.

578
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: Got on your Katana motorcycles and just do one hundred Turnpike.

579
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: And also the highway.

580
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: This is the highway that like goes to to to Branson, Missouri.

581
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: So it was near Branson, and.

582
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 3: The these signs on the side of this road were

583
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 3: ape shit crazy.

584
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: They were like just absurdity after absurdity, over and over

585
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: and over again.

586
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 3: The main one that I loved was the Uranus fudge

587
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: factory that had like three hundred signs for it, which

588
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 3: is like.

589
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing, should it's great.

590
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 3: So you know, it's a it's a ship joke for

591
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 3: children to come eat fudge.

592
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: For one hundred miles in either the Midwest, just they're

593
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: different in there.

594
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

595
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 3: So we made it there, we made it there was

596
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 3: still alive. We got to go in sit around him

597
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 3: and we just sat for like two hours and talked

598
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: to him and told him how much he meant to us,

599
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 3: and like, you know, just just gave him a love

600
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: which he would have hated.

601
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: And we left and three hours later he died. I'm perfect.

602
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: It was like he was literally said goodbye.

603
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: We said goodbye, and it meant so much to all

604
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: of us, especially beautiful buddy.

605
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: Means something to him.

606
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 3: But you know, when people are sick, it is really scary,

607
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 3: you know, to go and visit them. You don't know

608
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 3: what you're going to say and everything like that, But

609
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 3: I encourage you to do it. Don't be worried about death.

610
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 3: Don't be scared by it. It's much easier. Someone said

611
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 3: this on Instagram. Death is very hard on the living.

612
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, do it because it's going to give you

613
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 3: a you know.

614
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 2: I'm so happy you did that, because, yeah, it's a

615
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: sense of closure. I'm sure he would have been thrilled

616
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 2: you're there. It's part of it, you know. We go

617
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: around this carousel one time, so it's like live it

618
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: up and make everybody's ride as good as you can

619
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: make it. So good for you. I'm glad you got

620
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: there in time. And it's it's just kind that you

621
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: kept that friendship going for so long.

622
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: It was Yeah, it was a crazy race against the clock.

623
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: And when I lose my mind and end up living

624
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: in a yurt, I know who's going to come and

625
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: visit me. And that's good to know me. Bingo bingo blingo.

626
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's get into this thousands.

627
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: Let's get to the state employees entangled and reply all

628
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,239
Speaker 3: email nightmare. This is this is sent in by an

629
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 3: animal Odessa, thank you and now.

630
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: See rock full disclosure. This is from twenty eighteen.

631
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 3: This is from ku TV by Jeremy Harris, whoa cut.

632
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: TV, Best in the Biz, Best in the beeswax.

633
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 3: An apparently simple email about a holiday potluck at a

634
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 3: state office and you tad off the rails Friday when

635
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 3: it was accidentally sent to approximately twenty five thousand.

636
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: State employees, Yes sir.

637
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: One early respondent seemed to anticipate the coming storm of

638
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 3: emails by replying to all brace selves for receiving thousands

639
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 3: of emails from Yes sitting reply.

640
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: All to say that they got added by mistake.

641
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 3: Then the reply all responses began, Okay, this is amazing.

642
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 3: So someone was putting it on Twitter by Joe Dherty.

643
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 3: Joe and this is thousands of people. Please stop replying

644
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 3: to all. Stop replying to all. Stop the madness. Everyone

645
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: stop responding. This is so insane to continually email us

646
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 3: out replying all to stop replying all. Yes, please take

647
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 3: me off this group text. You sent me as a

648
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: wrong person. Yeah, if you could stop replying at all.

649
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 3: This was sent to the entire state. Please stop replying

650
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 3: gall Everyone stopped.

651
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: Responding Oh my god, it won't stop.

652
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 3: It went on for hours and hours, thousands and thousands

653
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: and thousands of messages. It's and then it started back

654
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 3: up again. I mean it's amazing. It's like twenty five thousand,

655
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 3: you know, political wonks, all without a sense of humor,

656
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 3: just demanding that everyone stop replying.

657
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: Almost yeah.

658
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: So now, oh I got a story with this one.

659
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: You do? Oh my god, hit me, big boy.

660
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: Are you, by any chance on the jash email list?

661
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

662
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: I am well aware of this, but you tell it. Ah.

663
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: So Josh was like a network slash production company in

664
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: Los Angeles. They probably made they probably primarily made like

665
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 3: comedy videos, and they they wanted to send out a

666
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: a Christmas present, very nice, and so they wanted to

667
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 3: send an email to everyone in their address books saying like, hey,

668
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 3: you know, what's your address and what's your hat size?

669
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 3: We want to send you a hat. And so this

670
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 3: is the email that we get. Hey, first name, We

671
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: Josh would like to send you a Christmas gift. What

672
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: is your mailing address?

673
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 2: Please?

674
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: Uh? And they do not b CC.

675
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: How many comics, how many comedians?

676
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 3: This is every comedy name in Los Angeles saying I'm

677
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 3: thinking of thousand, we've got uh Cumail Nan, Johnny take

678
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 3: not Taro, John Hams, Delaney.

679
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: Uh, big names, big name, Michael.

680
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 3: Sarah, Michael Silverman, Yeah, uh Tim and Eric Reggie.

681
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Wat of course Reggie Watts.

682
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 3: So then this is the most amazing thing, the very

683
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 3: first response within four minutes, because someone who I don't know,

684
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: oh yeah, who just replies all with their actual address?

685
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: Oh god.

686
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: And then the Lucas Brothers immediately respond, you probably shouldn't

687
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: reply all with your address. Everyone gets it. And then

688
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: Nick Clewan writes, crazy, mine is his address too?

689
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh god. Oh it's hell because it just spirals a comedian.

690
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 2: There are certain types of comedians that can't let a

691
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: bit die. There's certain and there's certain people in life

692
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 2: that they just keep bringing up the same joke over

693
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 2: and over and over.

694
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 3: And oh my, this was And I did not I

695
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 3: did not reply all to this because I do hate

696
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 3: the reply all bits, like it's just ingrained in me.

697
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never reply, don't reply all. It's annoying.

698
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 2: But the person who made the mistake or the intern

699
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: that makes a mistake just wants to jump off a bridge,

700
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 2: So don't do it. Hit us with some classics.

701
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 3: Who mail says you already gave me the Christmas gift

702
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 3: I wanted, which is the emails of almost everyone in.

703
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: Holly would that's so true?

704
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,479
Speaker 1: What else? Oh, this one's a very good one.

705
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 3: This dude writes, Hey, guys, I just got the Josh

706
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 3: Christmas Gift hat, and honestly, I don't think it helps

707
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 3: the situation. And it just says John Hamm's actual email

708
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 3: address across the hat.

709
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: He wanted.

710
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, John Daly was on there.

711
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: I was on there. I was definitely in that sucker

712
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: and I was I was like, oh cool, I'm going

713
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 2: to get something for free. And I've also been on

714
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 2: many Josh lists that it was like come to our

715
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 2: Christmas party and then you show up and it's like

716
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: six hundred people long, and then you just leave and

717
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: go to a bar instead. They were not organized back

718
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: in the day. I think they're much more on track

719
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: these days.

720
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jonah raeposit a picture like a meme of John

721
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: Haam that just says, when you realize everybody has your

722
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: email address.

723
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 2: Uma Conda the Hama Lama.

724
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 3: Dingdo, then Kyle Kanane demands to be taken off the list.

725
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 3: I mean it's like people are just getting angry at

726
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: this point.

727
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 2: It's just hell. It's hell, it's absolute hell, it's email hell.

728
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: You want to change your whole email address.

729
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just want to get rid of it.

730
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 3: And then on this was in twenty fifteen that it happened,

731
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: and then it's silent. Nothing happens until June twelve, twenty seventeen.

732
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: Oh boy, somebody fucking starts it up again. It's fucking Sharpling. Sharpling.

733
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 3: Tom Sharplin says two.

734
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: Years later, Hey, I never got my hat. Does anyone

735
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: have anyda on this? Oh I'm sharply. It's so funny.

736
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

737
00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 3: Lauren Lapis yet gets in there. Steve ag Alex Borstein, Oh.

738
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: I had an accountant, a former accountant, do this. By

739
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: the way, what an entertainment accountant say, Hey, guys, it's

740
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 2: the end of the year, send us your estimates so

741
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: you can do Texas. And he didn't BCC anybody, and

742
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: all of these writers and actors and producers just start

743
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: sending how much money they made to everyone. No, no,

744
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: no no. So I opened it up and I'm like,

745
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: I didn't notice it wasn't on BC, but I just

746
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 2: like got up showered, make coffee. I was like, oh,

747
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 2: I'll check my accounts and see what I made. And

748
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: then Johnny Pemberton, our good friend, the coman, Johnny Pemperton's

749
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 2: on it. He's like, this is about to get amazing.

750
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: That's what his email reply all was. And then like

751
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: five or six more people, without really reading, just sent

752
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: how much money they made. So it was so exposing

753
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: and like like some people are like, ugh, rough year.

754
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: And then this one comedy writer I won't name, who's

755
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: very funny dude was like, yeah, kind of crap here

756
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: for me, fifteen million sold the yacht. Gonna have to

757
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: write that like it was so and then the accountant

758
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 2: and his assistant are like, oh my, like we are

759
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: so sorry, We're so sorry about the confidentiality. Please stop

760
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: replying this email. But it was so exposed it felt

761
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: like that's sturdy easy. Yeah, it felt like a spy

762
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: or something.

763
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much worse than the scladay

764
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: hat email.

765
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, one of your old reps, one of

766
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 2: your old old reps. Because there aren't that many Scotties

767
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: in this world, so some people have Scotty in their

768
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: email and they just hid it, but their old Scotti

769
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: was their financial planner, and I once got sent all

770
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: the retirement financials for somebody in this biz, like everything

771
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: they've saved. Who gets what? And I'm like scrolling through,

772
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, how is this for me? And then I

773
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: go back up and I'm like, oh crap. So anyways,

774
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: I know it, and I'm willing to sell them on

775
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: the dark web.

776
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 3: This is amazing, Okay, So I just do want to

777
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: tell you how this ends, yes, please? So it dies

778
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 3: out eventually in twenty seventeen with something that Tom Green

779
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: kills it by sending out a Happy Holidays card on

780
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: the email thank you Tom Green.

781
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 2: Good smart see that guy, Tom Green. Funny guy. Funny guy.

782
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 3: And then someone and then someone called mister Kofefe.

783
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 2: Nothing funnier.

784
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 3: I mean, and then mister Koffe kills it permanently. On

785
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 3: March thirteenth, twenty twenty, which, as you remember later is

786
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 3: five years later, is the day that Lockdown began in California.

787
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: It is with a heavy heart that I'm announcing, due

788
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 3: to the recent COVID nineteen outbreak, I will be cats

789
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: like all shows at podcast appearances imminently, and then goes

790
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: on to be just very very serious. Obviously this is

791
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: not a real person who doesn't do comedy.

792
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh my God killed it for real on March thirteenth,

793
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: twenty twenty.

794
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 3: So rip the Josh Holiday hat email extravaganza.

795
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: It was wonderful while it lasted. I disliked it.

796
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 3: The entire time, but now looking back on it, pretty fun.

797
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 2: Yep. All the best things in life for that way,

798
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 2: a little bit hell and then you look back at

799
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: it and you go, you know what, that's funny. That's

800
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 2: really funny. It's a driver Homer. It took five years,

801
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: but now you get it.

802
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, hit it up.

803
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: I got us. This one came in. I would say

804
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: it might be the new record for most submitted story.

805
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: It is. It was sent in by so many. I'm

806
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: just gonna name two because they were the first two.

807
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 2: I screenshot a Suswesso who I believe is named Susan

808
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: Suswsso thank you on Instagram and Rebecca Ruber on Instagram.

809
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: Thank you so very much. AP wrote this one the

810
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: Associated Press. We love them. They never credit anybody media

811
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: missed in the biz media. At this wedding. The bride

812
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 2: and groom were the crashers. Okay, So in Southwest Ranches, Florida,

813
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: Courtney Wilson and Shannida Jones invited friends and family to

814
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: their quote dream home wedding and estate for their weekend

815
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: wedding celebration, the ceremony Saturday, and then a big brunch

816
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 2: on Sunday. There was just one problem, Kurt, the couple

817
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 2: didn't own the sixteen thy three hundred square foot mansion

818
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 2: and they did not have permission to use it. They

819
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 2: crashed their own wedding. The suburban Fort Lauderdale estate had everything.

820
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 2: I mean, the picture of this house, it is ostentatious, beyond.

821
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: Believed wacky doodles, It is crazy.

822
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 2: Yep. They have a bowling alley, a multiple swimming pools

823
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: really but one with a waterfall, a hot tub, tennis courts,

824
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 2: a gazebo. Always funny that they listed gazebo, like anybody

825
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: has ever enjoyed a hang at? What are we no?

826
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 3: The only here's the only time I've ever enjoyed a gazebo.

827
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 3: When I was sixteen and smoking weed in a park.

828
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 3: If it's not fun to mark and I ain't sixteen

829
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 3: and need a place to smoke weed, I don't need

830
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 3: a gazebo, no.

831
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 2: Thank you, and an eight hundred square foot bar for

832
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: our europe and bananimals. That's two hundred and forty meters.

833
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: Wilson said it was God's plan for the couple to

834
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: get married there, and maybe it was God's plan. Will

835
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 2: never really know if that's true. But despite what the

836
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: invitation inferred, the actual owner, Nathan Finkel, never gave them

837
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: permission to hold the festivities there and he was stunned.

838
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: Nathan Finkel was stunned, Kurt, I mean, why wouldn't he

839
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: be When Wilson showed up Saturday morning and to set up,

840
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 2: so he called the cops. I have people trespassing on

841
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: my property, Finkel told the dispatcher. And they keep so.

842
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 3: They got in, they got paid for whatever they got in,

843
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: figured out how to get past the gates, and love that,

844
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 3: and they just started setting up.

845
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: They assumed nobody was there.

846
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: Putting out chairs, getting ready. They're getting ready for the

847
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: most special day of their entire lives. And they keep

848
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: harassing me and calling me. They're saying they're going to

849
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: have a wedding here and that it's God's message. I

850
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on. All I want is for

851
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: this to stop. And they're sitting on my property right now.

852
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 2: They're sitting near my front gate. So the two officers

853
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 2: told Wilson that he would have to leave, which makes

854
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: sense the groom he did. He did, so no charges

855
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: were filed. Wilson told the AP quote, I don't want

856
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 2: to talk about it to shutting that one down. Finkel,

857
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: his late father was an early eye hoop restaurant, so

858
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: International House of Pancakes early restaurant franchise e had been

859
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: trying to sell the property for two years and listed

860
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: it for over five million bucks. My gosh, so it's

861
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 2: been empty.

862
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: So it's been empty for like for two years, and

863
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: they assumed it's going to be empty.

864
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: We can have this full wedding. Yes, So such a

865
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: fucking rolling the dice move.

866
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 2: It's your wedding, is yeah, they thought so. A few

867
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: months after he puts it on a lot, it puts

868
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: it up for sale. This guy asked Nathan Finkle if

869
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 2: he could use Nathan's backyard for his wedding. Nathan says no,

870
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 2: but that did not stop this couple from sending out

871
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: elaborate invitations detailing their love story. Reconnecting thirty years after

872
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 2: high school and how he proposed over pizza and Christmas Eve.

873
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 2: This Saturday afternoon ceremony would be followed by a red

874
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: carpet cocktail hour and reception lasting well past midnight. Sunday

875
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: brunch would be from noon to four.

876
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 3: So they're going to break in and sleep there and

877
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 3: then have a brunch the next morning.

878
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: I fucking love these people.

879
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: Me too. I'm pro couple on this. I think that

880
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 2: they they thought it was empty, They thought the guy

881
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: lived at a different property. They had no idea he

882
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: happened to be in there, and so it was just

883
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: like a shock on his face. The Broward County record

884
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: show a marriage license has been issued to the couple

885
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: last week, but they had not register to be married

886
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: as of Wednesday. I love this. I am team wedding

887
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: on this.

888
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah.

889
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 3: I mean Also, if you have like a secondary property

890
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 3: that's worth five million dollars and is sixteen thousand square feet,

891
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 3: I think legally people should be able to have their

892
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 3: wedding on your degree pretty without being charged until you

893
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: sell it.

894
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: That should be a law in the United States.

895
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: Yes, if you have like an open house, if you have.

896
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 3: Multiple homes and they're over ten thousand square feet. It's

897
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 3: just automatically open for people to have weddings there.

898
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: I agree, Nathan Finkel Blue. You can't do this, guys,

899
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 2: Like if you inherited a five million dollar mansion with

900
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 2: all the accoutrement, yeah, and you have a wedding party

901
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 2: show up in your yard. I'm assuming he lives alone.

902
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: They didn't mention family or kids or anything. You order pizzas,

903
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 2: you order beers, you call the ihops that your family's owns,

904
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: and you get free pancakes deliver for that brunch. You go, hey, guys,

905
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: you can party here till midnight. At midnight, I'm calling

906
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: the cops. Until that moment, have the most fun you

907
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 2: can have. You are a party legend if you own

908
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: a house this big and dumb and stupid and you're

909
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 2: trying to sell it. He missed the greatest opportunity to

910
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: be a true party god because this huge miss fire.

911
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 3: This would have made the news if you had said yes, yes,

912
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 3: well okay, yes, and then he looks awesome and he

913
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 3: sells his house. People are like, what the fucking party

914
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: house is for sale? Yeah, that's right.

915
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: You shoot a reality show there they say they do

916
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: ten seasons of say yes to the dress there in

917
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: Fort Lauderdale, wherever, in Southwest Ranches, Florida. It's crazy to me,

918
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 2: it's just absolutely insane. I I I think when you yeah,

919
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: it's just the way I am, Like, I think so

920
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 2: many people are like, no way, I wouldn't anybody do

921
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 2: that at my house. It's like, well you're missing out,

922
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 2: Like roll with it, oh with it. It's so bizarre. Yes,

923
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 2: if it's happening every week, and I can understand getting frustrated,

924
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 2: but this feels like a once in a life fire

925
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: opportunity just to give a married couple the greatest experience

926
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: of their life.

927
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 3: It is so insane. But also it is so insane

928
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 3: that they were just willing to risk.

929
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: It all, you know what I mean, Like it's agreeing.

930
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: They had elaborate invitations, so funny, so it's not a

931
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: shotgun wedding.

932
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: It's definitely like important to them. And they're like, we're

933
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 3: gonna do it.

934
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: Illegally on somebody else's.

935
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 3: Property without the loves and just imagine that it would

936
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 3: be pulled off. Like that's the craziest part too, where

937
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 3: it's just like at that level of just it's meant

938
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 3: to be.

939
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: Did they say it's God's will? They said it's God.

940
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 2: They said it was God. Yeah, so that that and

941
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: in some of the other articles that weren't the ap Ones,

942
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: they said it was God's message for them to have

943
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: a wedding there. God's up there and she's going. This

944
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 2: house is perfect. Your red carpet cocktail hour following the reception,

945
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: It's so good. I just love it so much.

946
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: Hell love What's that? A red carpet cocktail reception? Is

947
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: that where you like walk, you get to walk a

948
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: red carpet.

949
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: I think that is what you get to do. I

950
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 2: think it's a little bit Hollywood, Florida. If you catch

951
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 2: my drift, Hello, it makes me so happy, it really does.

952
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: You want to hear last one? Here?

953
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 2: Scood give me a last one. Also have a wedding

954
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 2: crushing story that is way too long that I think

955
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: I might save for a live show. I think we

956
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: got toward this. I think we got a tour bananas

957
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: this fall, and I got some like fifteen minute stories

958
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: that you and I can just fully interact with.

959
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,959
Speaker 1: Oh all right, yeah, because it's kind of it. Yeah,

960
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh I want.

961
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: I got a I got an all timer, end it

962
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 2: up big, but I'm going to back it up in

963
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 2: October when we're I don't know, carbon pumpkins and Denver

964
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: or something sweet and I like that. Yeah, give us

965
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 2: a cool one.

966
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 3: We'll give us a cool it's another animal one, but

967
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 3: we've had some people ones in between our animal ones.

968
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: And keep sending your stories in the Bananas Podcast for

969
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: our new listeners, the Bananas Podcast on It's a Messenger,

970
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: or the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. Send us

971
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: any strange news stories you find. We will reply to

972
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: every single message. It's crazy that we do it, but

973
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: we do enjoy ourselves doing it.

974
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: This is sent in by Aaron Erdman.

975
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: This is is your Aaron Page roasting coffee.

976
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: Multiple She's had multiple stories.

977
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's chasing copy haste. He's coming for your copy hast.

978
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm uh.

979
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 3: Note from I Fucking Love Science ifl Science uh not

980
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: noted as an author. I fl Science interesting bomber here

981
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 3: it is notoriously grim. Turkey experiment proves they will attempt

982
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 3: to have sex with anything.

983
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I set it before on the podcast. There. They're horny,

984
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 2: they'll chase you down, they'll unload on you.

985
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: I had no idea I do. All right, quick picture

986
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: a scientist.

987
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 3: You pictured somebody in a lab coat looking at a

988
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 3: test tube, didn't you?

989
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: One from the Simpsons?

990
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 3: Yes, nobody ever pictures a group of people gathered around

991
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 3: and mounting a turkey's head on a spike in order

992
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: to see whether another turkey will attempt to have sex

993
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 3: with it. Jesus, but sometimes that's what science involves. And

994
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 3: quite frankly, you need to adjust your stereotypes.

995
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right.

996
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 3: In the nineteen sixties, dart doctor Martinsen again, the nineteen sixties,

997
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: we're a.

998
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: Wild time for science periments. It was fucking lawless. It's like,

999
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: what do you want to know? We're fucking taking acid

1000
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: and we're making up experiments. I mean, the sixties is

1001
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: when we had that notorious story about the dolphin.

1002
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 3: The dolphin having sex with the scientists. I mean, so crazy.

1003
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's walking who in the.

1004
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 3: In the nineteen sixties, doctor Martin Sheen and doctor Edward

1005
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 3: All designed a notoriously grim experiment about the sex lives

1006
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 3: of turkeys. They had already found in previous experiments that

1007
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 3: male turkeys would basically have sex with anything going When

1008
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 3: male turkeys find female turkeys in their pen, they will

1009
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 3: attempt to have sex with them. When male turkeys find

1010
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: humans in their pens, they will attempt to have sex

1011
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 3: with them.

1012
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 2: I told you.

1013
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 3: If they have been exposed to humans during the imprinting

1014
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 3: phase shortly after hatching, and are later confronted with humans

1015
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 3: and females at the same time, they will treat the

1016
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 3: event like an interspecies. Versions of eyes wide shut mean okay,

1017
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: they try and fuck everybody bit icky. All of the

1018
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 3: participants were at least not dead in a subsequent exam

1019
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 3: where the same could not. The scientists investigated what exactly

1020
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 3: it was that got a turkey going. This was done

1021
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 3: by creating a taxidermy turkey place eating in the pen

1022
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 3: with the male turkeys. Turkeys were unbothered by the fact

1023
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: that the turkey showed no sign of life and performed

1024
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 3: necrophilia on the stuffed animals without hesitation bingo. Next, the

1025
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 3: sign has moved body parts from the turkeys to see

1026
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 3: if that had any effect on the male turkey's mating attempts. Okay,

1027
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 3: feet no effect, wings no effect, which is to say

1028
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 3: the male turkey is still considered the dead bird.

1029
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: A mating opportunity and mounted it. Wow, scientists kept.

1030
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 3: Going and this is where it's like, this is the

1031
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 3: only They're only doing this in the sixties. They just

1032
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 3: kept going until it was just a head on a

1033
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 3: stick and they brought it in disgusting popsicle, and the

1034
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 3: male turkeys still attempted to have sex with it. There

1035
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 3: you go, what are they what's the okay? So this

1036
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 3: is what they learned eventually.

1037
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 2: Like that.

1038
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: The question is is, like, what are they trying to

1039
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: learn here?

1040
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: Like?

1041
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: What is what is Who's who's benefiting from this?

1042
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 3: The team believe this was because the back of the

1043
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 3: female turkey's head would be the only thing visible to

1044
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: males anyway during mating, and apparently they were unbothered by

1045
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 3: seeing that the neck was beforehand. Yes, the experiment was

1046
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 3: repeated in chickens who were not fussed about ahead.

1047
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1048
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 2: They were not fussed about ahead, Kurt, that's it means

1049
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 2: what it means? It means what that sentence that we

1050
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: all say all the time, sometimes to the clerks at

1051
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: the grocery store, sometimes the person cut in your hair.

1052
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: Uh.

1053
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 3: So chickens would have sex with a headless body of

1054
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 3: a hen, but not a disembodied head.

1055
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: This is such a fucked up experiment. It is.

1056
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: I love that they did it way back then and

1057
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 2: then we were like, yep, they it was right, Our

1058
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 2: hypothesis was right. I'm sorry we had to go through

1059
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 2: all that.

1060
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: I mean, but it all is also weird where it's

1061
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: just like, well, what is it?

1062
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 2: Is it worth?

1063
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: It was that worth?

1064
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: It to no cruel that.

1065
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: Turkeys know that turkeys get turned down by the backs

1066
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: of heads, Like that's all we know about it. That's

1067
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: all we know.

1068
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 2: Now it is funny to call somebody a turkey. I

1069
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 2: think it's like one of the great insults of all time,

1070
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 2: Like you're like, what up turkey? Like it is it's

1071
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: such like a ah, Like I never really there's a

1072
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 2: bunch of like words that I don't say, like just

1073
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: because I feel like they're lazy or whatever. But I

1074
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 2: do find like, get over here, your turkey is like

1075
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 2: one of the funniest things you could say, especially to

1076
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 2: a kid. Like if a kid's been in the pain

1077
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 2: in the ass's just call them a turkey. It's so fun.

1078
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree, one one hundred percent.

1079
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 3: I've been I've been doing I've been like starting to

1080
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: be able to like do bits with olive, which is.

1081
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: Pretty fun, fun and so fun.

1082
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: And one of the bits that we do, which is

1083
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 3: like I come in very serious and I say, excuse me,

1084
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,439
Speaker 3: I am looking for a hundred percent certified noodle butt

1085
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 3: and then she's.

1086
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 2: Just like.

1087
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 3: And then she's just like, oh well, let me check

1088
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 3: if there's one here.

1089
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 2: This is a bit.

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Speaker 3: It's really funny. So she's the one hundred percent certified

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Speaker 3: noodle but and yeah, it's like cool. It's like, oh man,

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Speaker 3: we can start doing bits together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so good. I love it. It kind

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Speaker 2: of think we bombed through another one. It's been a pleasure. God.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to be back in a studio and

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Speaker 2: decorated to look absolutely insanely bananas.

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait. We have this. We have this stained

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Speaker 1: glass piece.

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Speaker 3: It was sent to us before we even started our

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Speaker 3: podcast by Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: A wonderful artist.

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Speaker 3: She has an Instagram called House of Pain pa n

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Speaker 3: e as in window pane.

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Speaker 1: They're beautiful pieces, but it's just a banana. It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: It's so cool and I can't wait to put it

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Speaker 1: way up in the studio.

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Speaker 2: Me too, Me two.

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Speaker 1: Bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Production produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories ever day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast, Stitcher,

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Speaker 3: or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 2: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.