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Speaker 1: Enjoy the episode by podcast starts now, what is up

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Speaker 1: everyone around the globe. You are listening to Stradio Lab.

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Speaker 1: We are here still in New York City. Yayyay. So

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Speaker 1: you have been manic pretty much start to finish. I

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Speaker 1: have been manic. Say more. Well, I'm in New York

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Speaker 1: from LA and as everyone knows, I was ripped from

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Speaker 1: my home in New York a year and a half

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Speaker 1: ago against my will to go.

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Speaker 2: To La via accepting a pretty prestigious job.

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Speaker 1: Actually via accepting a job which is so sad that

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Speaker 1: we rely on them, yes, because sometimes they can actually end.

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Speaker 2: They can end, or they can terminate your contract, or

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Speaker 2: you can decide I don't want to do this anymore

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Speaker 2: because I sort of would like to travel.

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Speaker 1: And then you quit, but then you stop making money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which just so complicated. But now I'm here and I've

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Speaker 1: been like bopping around and being every second is better

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Speaker 1: like at some point it will crash, Like I think

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Speaker 1: it cannot keep going this well, and like it's it's

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Speaker 2: You keep going from event to event and just having

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Speaker 2: an amazing time. You've gone to upwards of seventeen plays,

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Speaker 2: I believe in the five days you've been here.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've been I'm sort of doing it

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Speaker 1: sort of Midwest style, like I'm a family from Ohio

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Speaker 1: visiting and I cannot stop going to see shows. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm eating bagels every morning and going, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what is this? What is this? We did? We walked

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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Promenade, yes, And I said, what the fuck

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Speaker 1: is this? And You're like, I get the damn Statue

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Speaker 1: I was like no.

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Speaker 2: I also said, you know, we wanted to watch a

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Speaker 2: You said, I don't know if I want to spend

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Speaker 1: I've been soaking it up. I mean, Friday Night party party.

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Speaker 1: Everyone I ever met was there. Everyone I've ever met

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Speaker 1: was there. It was Friday Night, Charlie's. Friday was Charlie's.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, intellectuals just just shooting the shit. Did

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Speaker 1: you meet all the new gays? I met many of

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Speaker 1: the new gays to the point where they're not even

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing that was crazy. You've been gone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's like almost a second round.

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Speaker 2: You've I would even say you were on a third

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Speaker 1: I mean, I will say on at Julio Show on Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: They I would say, this is an old game. I

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Speaker 2: I would say they knew him for a year while

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Speaker 1: So that was crazy, and then like Saturday, Yeah, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: I went to Morgan's show. Shout out, shout.

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Speaker 2: Literally, divine, I'm so glad you went, because I, uh,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, you'll like it. I

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Speaker 2: go ahead, And so I left the theater being like

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Speaker 1: I'm a part of this lineage. It's not anymore cut

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Speaker 1: but I was it was really freaky. And then I

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Speaker 1: yesterday I hosted a brunch which was divine despite.

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Speaker 2: The fact that and I'm going to actually call them out.

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Speaker 2: Black Seed Bagels got my order so wrong. We got

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Speaker 2: literally half the number of bagels I ordered and one

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Speaker 2: third of the amount of locks. There was exactly one

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Speaker 2: bagel per person, which to me, I was like, no

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Speaker 2: And also there in today's crazy world, there was quite

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Speaker 2: I called Seamless, I called them, I called Black Seed Bagels,

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Speaker 1: Like, if for a current order, press three, and I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, great, that means I'll be taken to someone

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Speaker 2: since it's a current order, And so I pressed three

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, we're talking.

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Speaker 2: I have people coming over in ten minutes, and you're

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Speaker 1: Call me immediately as soon as you see this. Haven't

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Speaker 1: George was literally like there was one point where like

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Speaker 2: Sorry, we will bring our guests in a second. It's

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Speaker 2: crazy because in my mind, as I told you yesterday,

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, the other guys is here.

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Speaker 2: Oh so your husband didn't come trouble in paradise like

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Speaker 2: and I actually thought I was doing such a good

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Speaker 1: It was like, well, it was like a very you

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Speaker 1: maintenance crowd. Yeah, and same for Max of course. Well

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Speaker 1: but well of course, shout out Max. Shout out on Maxwitter.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I agree, but you know it. And the

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Speaker 2: reason I wanted to host this brunch and again we

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Speaker 2: this brunch is because I've been like, I get in

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Speaker 1: I have to make a perfect three course meal.

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Speaker 2: I have to like make a perfect batch cocktail and

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Speaker 2: and I really want to be more chill, just like come.

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Speaker 1: Over and I'll run a pizza, come over.

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Speaker 2: And we'll watch the Oscars and like I'll literally make

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Speaker 2: so I'm trying to actually follow through on that. So

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Speaker 2: I was like, great, I will get bagels. I won't cook,

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Speaker 2: the fact that that didn't work out really bummed me out.

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Speaker 2: I was like, so, so I'm doing I'm doing the

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Speaker 2: simple thing. I'm challenging myself to drush order bagels, and

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Speaker 2: then Black Seed Bagels just has someone like on ayahuasca

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Speaker 1: And to be fair, I'm actually glad to be calling

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Speaker 1: They've been an enemy of mine for many, many years.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I have left New York. I've forgiven anyone

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Speaker 1: who have wronged me here. But Black Seed Bagels. As

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Speaker 1: soon as you mentioned them yesterday, I almost went I know,

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Speaker 1: like I was, like you ordered from where?

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Speaker 2: No, and and by the way, I know that, and

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Speaker 2: I did. I didn't order it that from there unknowingly

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Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, I love Black Seed Bagels.

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Speaker 2: They just they have this thing that's like a brunch

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Speaker 2: guess what, the bagels are not that good? And I

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Speaker 2: and it's never again black Seed Bagels. Go back to

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Speaker 2: twenty twelve where you came from, and stay there, and.

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Speaker 1: Stay there is Black Seat Bagels like like Blank Street

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Speaker 1: Coffee where it's like VC funded and evil or something

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Speaker 2: I'm sure at this point it is. When it first opened,

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Speaker 2: I remember being like excited about their sandwiches. They would

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Speaker 2: you know, of course black Seaed Bagels invented Nolita. Oh

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Speaker 2: so this is Nolita. Now this I love.

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Speaker 1: No Leda that really rolls off the top. Ey. It's

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Speaker 1: like the line was always like models. Yeah, okay, I

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Speaker 1: can see why that would have an impact. Guess what

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Speaker 1: those models? You know there were models in twenty twelve.

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Speaker 1: Guess what they are now? School teachers. The Black Sea

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Speaker 1: Bagels era is over, not the models to school model pipeline.

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Speaker 1: And you know they're illiterate.

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Speaker 2: They're teaching it some like oh c ra charter school

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Speaker 2: where they just hire people out of modeling school.

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Speaker 1: It's not right. It's not right. What's having our education system?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm actually desperate. I wish we were on a

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Speaker 2: differ podcast I could do. And I don't think so

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Speaker 2: honey about Black Seed Bagels, because I'm it is over.

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Speaker 1: It's over. But the brunch special, I mean, I also

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Speaker 1: want to say that we need to bring Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: but go ahead. Well I don't like locks, but I

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Speaker 1: want to like locks, and I'm so glad you had them.

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Speaker 1: That's I could experience. And what if you're meant with them? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't like them. No, that's if I have them

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Speaker 1: like maybe seven more times. I think I could create

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Speaker 1: me of that time, and I'll like.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the other thing that was making me

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Speaker 2: a little housewife is you walked in and you were like,

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Speaker 2: you know, I don't like locks, but I'm excited to

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Speaker 2: try it. And I of course remembered you had told

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Speaker 2: me that before. I just I had no memory of that.

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Speaker 2: And keep in mind, I'm hosting a bunch in honor

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Speaker 2: of Sam visiting, and I get.

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Speaker 1: Locks, the one thing he doesn't like. See this is

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Speaker 1: what I mean, the immersive character like he was doing it.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Maggie Winters.

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Speaker 2: But it's like sometimes brands are able to convince, you know,

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Speaker 1: If you guys, you look amazed. You look amazing you know,

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Speaker 3: There's fine old models. You should get into it, Like,

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Speaker 1: They welcome to New York. Yeah, first of all, welcome

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to all the children. I'm like, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You're pretty, now, sweetheart?

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Speaker 3: And the thing is they will don't look amazing. You

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Speaker 2: The reason I'm asking is because I feel like there's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that real?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I think that that's like and I got

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Speaker 3: I think it's like that's where like that's the top

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Speaker 1: I do think the model thing. It's not like, oh

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Speaker 3: Thing, especially doing doing doing doing New York Fashion during

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Speaker 2: Or a for an for a person that isn't literally

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Speaker 1: Like the only place is literally the runway. I see

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Speaker 3: craziest thing you've ever said. Yeah, but you.

436
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,960
Speaker 1: You actually have like a real one, like so many

437
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,520
Speaker 1: times it was like wet piece of paper. Okay, you

438
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 1: know yeah, Sears was kind of real. So that was different,

439
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,800
Speaker 1: different twist. Did you enjoy like being on a comedic

440
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 1: game show and you can be honest, yeah, I won't.

441
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,959
Speaker 1: I won't be offended in any direction.

442
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,400
Speaker 3: I'm like the guy I worked with. No, I actually

443
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,840
Speaker 3: I did. I think it was like easy and fun

444
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,240
Speaker 3: and just like goofy.

445
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

446
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,639
Speaker 3: I was a little nervous at first, like I got it.

447
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,400
Speaker 3: But then, like when I was with those boys who

448
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,240
Speaker 3: I both love Jack and Vinnie.

449
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah goof and Jack? Who wait Martin?

450
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,639
Speaker 3: Oh right, isn't like he's more actor? Shout out to

451
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:58,840
Speaker 3: Jack Martin. We loves just like it's kind of like

452
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 3: too much. With Vinnie, I'm like, just pick a lane,

453
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 3: you know.

454
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,320
Speaker 2: It's yeah, I'm like the the perfect little cut. Results

455
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,400
Speaker 2: came in and it's positive.

456
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's positive, and like it's like you're infecting everybody.

457
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's actually you need to stay at

458
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: home and.

459
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,640
Speaker 3: Mask, stay at home and Mask, stay at home and Mask.

460
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,400
Speaker 3: I hit the mic, only.

461
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,640
Speaker 1: Are you do you? Are you enjoying being in New York?

462
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 3: I am, I'm exhausted. Yeah, I've been here for two weeks.

463
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,879
Speaker 3: I'm like, when will it end?

464
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

465
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 3: So I have, you know, a month and a half.

466
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Speaker 1: What are you even doing? What? How are you feeling

467
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 1: your days?

468
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,200
Speaker 3: I'm filling my days with When is this coming out?

469
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,440
Speaker 1: In three weeks? Well?

470
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Speaker 3: I'm also I think I can say, started my own podcast,

471
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,199
Speaker 3: which maybe I can't get in the details, but you know,

472
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 3: we'll get into it later.

473
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,880
Speaker 1: And it's produced by black Seaed Bagels and it's.

474
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 3: And it's called Kitchen Nightmares with Maggie Winares four Black

475
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 3: Seat Bagels.

476
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole season is tracking like your journey of

477
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 2: like kind of fixing what's going on over there. You're like,

478
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Speaker 2: I'm taking away the ayahuasca. I'm taking with that time

479
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 2: to figure out what a holy bagel is, because it's

480
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 2: not what was served to me last night.

481
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,400
Speaker 3: You ordered holy bagels.

482
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 1: This is well.

483
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 2: I ordered a mix, okay, and one of the five

484
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,399
Speaker 2: things I ordered was holy eat. But then famously they

485
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: didn't bring most of what I ordered, but one of

486
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 2: the things they did remember was the two holy bagels.

487
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: So then suddenly a third of what we had.

488
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 3: Don't know why a holy bagel? Like I'm triggered, Like

489
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,680
Speaker 3: that's like something my dad would buy. And then you'd

490
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 3: be like I didn't get cream chees like grabbing butter,

491
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, like, I want an onion bagel

492
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 3: with cream cheese onion.

493
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, well, that's fascinating. What is your order? I

494
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 1: do an everything bagel? Usually, Wait, there was something I

495
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 1: wanted to say that I remember now, Oh yeah that

496
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Speaker 1: thank you.

497
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 2: For also, yeah, and y'll tell us what you've been

498
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 2: doing in New York.

499
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 1: But yeah, right now I can't. Yeah, we'll reveal soon.

500
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 3: I'll think about what I've been doing.

501
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're great. We're gonna hear about what you make

502
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: it good, make a good Oh well, so okay, here's

503
00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: a I sometimes like actively not being listened about my.

504
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: Wants say more.

505
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 1: This is genius because I'm like, I don't want to

506
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 1: be like solidified in what my tastes are. I want

507
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: someone to be like, actually, we only have this and

508
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,160
Speaker 1: you have to try it. Can I tell you something?

509
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 2: What you're describing is the issue with algorithmic recommendation.

510
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: Oh. Literally, you're so right. You're so right, Like, we.

511
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: Need to actually go into the video store, Oh, they

512
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: don't have what we want. But then we go into

513
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: like the similar things. We go into the aisle that

514
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 2: has let's say we're horror fans, it has a horror genre.

515
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,159
Speaker 2: We're like, oh, I haven't heard of this sort of

516
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,360
Speaker 2: like lesser known John Carpenter movie. And yeah, I'll get

517
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 2: a little pack of expired caramel corn.

518
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 3: Sure I'm gonna eat it.

519
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm not ordering it on Amazon. It's

520
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: here in an hour and a half. And someone dies

521
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,959
Speaker 2: while delivering it. But at least I get to interact

522
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: with a stoned teen at the register on iol.

523
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: That's the reason why the black sat Bagels people are

524
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: doing all hiahuasca is because they should be working at Blockbuster.

525
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: The Blockbusters have clothes.

526
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I'm kind of teaching my nephew this

527
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 3: because he's like, I want to watch Paw Patrol and

528
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 3: I go, what if we watch something else? And he

529
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 3: kind of was like, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah,

530
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 3: and then I put on something else. He's throwing a

531
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 3: fit for twenty minutes. Then he starts watching the thing

532
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 3: I put on Ponio and he's going, I'm actually loving this.

533
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 2: Oh, you're literally a teacher.

534
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm like, is the perfect.

535
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 2: Thing to show a child because it's like tricking them

536
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 2: into liking quality? Oh sure, you know what I mean exactly, yeah,

537
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: because it's not even spirited away.

538
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: It's like you're starting basic like qutie.

539
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 3: Yes, we're underwater, QD we're underwater tin effect. Ultimately, yeah,

540
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 3: there's also something like random man in it. I feel

541
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 3: like it's like Matt Damon or something. It's yeah, and

542
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 3: you're like, what is he doing here. No, literally, my

543
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 3: nephew's going, what is Matt Damon to me? You're like,

544
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 3: how do you know?

545
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: It's like Matt Damon. It's a crazy act. How he talks.

546
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: It's a really offensive accent.

547
00:23:55,359 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 3: Actually no, but I get what you're but I missed going.

548
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 3: We had a place called the Village of Video.

549
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: I'm like relaxed just hearing me.

550
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 3: Walk into Village of Video. We're obviously like we're peeking

551
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 3: over at the porn section. We're going, that's crazy over there,

552
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 3: seeing whose dad is in there kicking out. Yeah, I'm like,

553
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 3: I'm picking based on cover. I'm judging a book by

554
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: its cover.

555
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: This fully, you know how there's some covers. Here's one

556
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: for me. Do you know the cover of House of

557
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: Yes with Perker Posey. Yeah, that's like just a classic

558
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 2: cover ice Yes. She's dressed as Jackie oh the pink

559
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: Yes whatever suit, and then she's turned around and holding

560
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: a gun behind her back and then looking behind her.

561
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 3: Okayny to watch this movie.

562
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,239
Speaker 2: It's really good act.

563
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 3: I'm on a movie journey this year because I realize

564
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 3: I have yes movies. Because everyone was like, oh, you

565
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 3: watched House the Acid. I'm like, what the hell.

566
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 2: Well, I will say sometimes when you post some of these,

567
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 2: it'll be like The Godfather and you'll be like recommended

568
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: by Jason and I'm like, okay, well but you and

569
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 2: you about that.

570
00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: Right, like well, not knowing plus models exists allegations.

571
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: No, there's some like That's what I'm saying. It's like

572
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 3: there's movies that people are like, well, obviously like you've

573
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 3: seen it.

574
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,479
Speaker 2: I'm no, wait, so tell me more about this. Because

575
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: my husband did not grow up in a movie watching family.

576
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I say saying husband, this trip in particular

577
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: is felt the weirdest of all, well, especially when we're together,

578
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: because we were both saying it's it feels like we're

579
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: like I feel sometimes like I'm punishing people. No, it's

580
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: crazy like we.

581
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 3: Get married in the same year. Yeah, cut the cameras.

582
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: Ass.

583
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 2: But but where as I did grow up in a

584
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 2: movie watching we would like go to the movies on Christmas.

585
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 3: I got to be so you have to be like honest,

586
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 3: like my parents, my brothers all movie people. Really, my

587
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,959
Speaker 3: brother like a major movie person. I think maybe I

588
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not going to be part.

589
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: Of your culture. What were you doing instead?

590
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 3: I was watching the same Like I was watching Little

591
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 3: Moride over and over and over.

592
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: So you're trying to prevent your nephew from your same fate.

593
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe when it was like when I got older,

594
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 3: I just like I don't know, I don't know why

595
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 3: I got lost in the mix. But my sister in law,

596
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 3: my brother, they mentioned movies in a way that like

597
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, what.

598
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: So, and you're a comedian. Of course some people.

599
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 3: Would say yes, some people would say hard now.

600
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: But it's like are there. It's like, are you a

601
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: huge like Will Ferrell fan, like the are their comedy.

602
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 3: Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, girl watching those movies.

603
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 2: So that's your canon?

604
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: That was my canon? Yeah, But also like my favorite

605
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 3: movie growing up was that Thing you Do. I'm kind

606
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 3: of going back and now and then you know that one.

607
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's like Rosie O Daughters for the Girls Amore.

608
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So there was movies,

609
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 3: but then I just feel like, yeah, I missed like

610
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 3: a big chunk I just watched.

611
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm similar miss I also do the list I got please.

612
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 3: Because some of them are going, what who's the.

613
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 1: Godfather and what does he to do with me?

614
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: It was good Fellas. I think that's the one you think,

615
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, I probably loved it deeply. Yeah, and

616
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 3: then I just went to yeah, I'm gonna say it,

617
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: Louke Coley. I waited two hours again, and the woman

618
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 3: who served us ultimately called the server she was serving.

619
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 3: She was the funniest person. She's She's like, I'm stan Islands,

620
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: like she's going for and I'm like, oh, sorry, your talent.

621
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 3: She goes, I'm one hundred percent Irish and my family's obvious.

622
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: We're like, we're dying, like we need to come to

623
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 3: res Satatrick's the party. She's like, give me your Instagram,

624
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 3: like crazy, and then she's talking about randomly talking about

625
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 3: good Fellas and I was like, I just watched that,

626
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 3: and she was like, she goes, what you just watched it?

627
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, sorry, like and then I think

628
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: she's not going to come to the party.

629
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: Now. Oh that's tough because you're being punished for your honesty.

630
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: I know, like, if you would lie to me like

631
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: of course I'd seen it before, she'd be at the party, she'd.

632
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 3: Be the party.

633
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: One of the most isolating experiences is watching some something

634
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 2: that's a classic Yeah and wanting to talk to people,

635
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,959
Speaker 2: being like, did you know it's so good? And everyone

636
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: looks at you like you're an idiot?

637
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, before Sunset, yes I did that,

638
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: like wait last year, and it's the first one.

639
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: I think before Sunset is the first one.

640
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 3: And so I haven't watched the second night, even though

641
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 3: everyone says the old sun I watched, and then before

642
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: since the second one, oh yeah yeah yeah, so before Sunrise,

643
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 3: I was like, this movie changed my life and everyone's

644
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 3: kind of.

645
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like yeah, same when I was fourteen.

646
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was liked stupid bitch, Like everyone was

647
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 3: looking at me, stupid bitch. And I'm like waiting to

648
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 3: watch the second one second, like have it. I can

649
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 3: remember it basically, but yeah, everyone was damming me like

650
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 3: get a grip.

651
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: Grow up. I know. No, that messed me up when

652
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: I watched those and no one else could talk to

653
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: me about it.

654
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, especially because people are like, yeah, it's amazing,

655
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 2: but they haven't seen it recently, so you can't quote

656
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: it to them. They're like, yeah, I sort of remember

657
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: them being on a train.

658
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: You're like no, no, no, no, like it's incredible. I honestly

659
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: kind of fe li this way about Morgan Show, whereas.

660
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: It's now over. Sam went closing night.

661
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: I went closing night, and and honestly, the next day

662
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: at your brunch, I kept trying to be like, so

663
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: I saw Morgans Show, and everyone's like, yeah, we saw

664
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: it like two weeks ago, Like we actually we didn't

665
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: see it at all, And so many people were like,

666
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: literally three people at this brunch, which by the way,

667
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: had six people total, were like.

668
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been saying I want to see it and

669
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 2: I just never went. And I'm like, you gotta make

670
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: some decisions here.

671
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 3: You have to make if you want to see something

672
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: and see it. Yeah, yeah, I actually prefer you to

673
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 3: be like I didn't actually want to see it, so

674
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: I didn't see it. Yeah that's crazy.

675
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: I you know, there's something about being here for one

676
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: week where you're like, I'm going to try to do.

677
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 3: Everything similarly two months. I'm like, I have to fill

678
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 3: my time to you have to fill my cup to

679
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 3: the branch.

680
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: So back to what you're doing in New York College

681
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: Blue Collie. Are you are you trying to do a

682
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: mix of like food, culture, friends or is there something

683
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: specific where you're like, this is what I'm here for.

684
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I want to do a lot of stand up.

685
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

686
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 3: In New York, I did a show at the Bellhouse.

687
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: If I did seven minutes, famously at the Bellhouse seven minutes,

688
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 3: it was like I was like, damn, I haven't done

689
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 3: that in forever, which is like such a nice refreshing

690
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 3: moment to be like seven minutes. I'll walk out, I'll

691
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: walk out and I'll walk back.

692
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Literally seven minutes. I'm like, yeah, I'm like clearing my throat.

693
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: And then the show was that we see and Marty's show.

694
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, girl.

695
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 3: Completely girl. It was so fun. But afterwards there were

696
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 3: so many people that were like, and who are you?

697
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 3: And I loved it and I was like, okay, so

698
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 3: I've worked today. Like people are going and who the

699
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 3: hell are you? Yeah, which is cool because you're like

700
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 3: they liked it because they could have been like, who

701
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 3: the hell are you? Get out of here? Yeah, They're

702
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 3: more like, let me know more. So it's like I

703
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 3: have to do a lot of stand up, but I

704
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: also need to watch a lot of shows. I want to.

705
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: Take it in.

706
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh, go to stand up shows.

707
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: To standard shows, go to any other any shows.

708
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you have a show.

709
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: Have you gone to Josh's show?

710
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: I got a ticket nice. I wanted to see it,

711
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,239
Speaker 3: so I'm going to see it.

712
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: Wow, And that's why you'll get ahead and a lot

713
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: of our friends won't.

714
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: I know.

715
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 3: And I also to wait for who show Julio's show,

716
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: even though there.

717
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: Was a show.

718
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yes, he it just started.

719
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go where is it?

720
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: It is at It's and I believe it's affordable.

721
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: That's fine.

722
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm but we're both millionaires by way.

723
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're both millionaires. I haven't actually looked at a

724
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: price in years.

725
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 3: No. Same, I'm yeah.

726
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: Even when I see a price, I cover it because

727
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's ghost.

728
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

729
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually I'll pay more.

730
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 4: And whenever it's tacky for double.

731
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: The way New York City, I'm like, everything's ten million dollars.

732
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: That's fine for me personally.

733
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I prefer it yeah that way, because it's like,

734
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: I feel I'm getting back to the community.

735
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: I'm investing.

736
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: You know what's sick and twisted? Please? This is this

737
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: is we're being This is horrible to say on a microphone.

738
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, LA is more expensive. I kind of agree,

739
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: and so being here, I'm like, oh, thank god affordability's back.

740
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: No, I still am shocked by how expensive everything is

741
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: in New York. And because Matthew grew up in New York,

742
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 2: he just doesn't see it as much. Yeah, And sometimes

743
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, Okay, we will ultimately pay for

744
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: whatever this is, but I do need you to be

745
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: shocked by it, like yeah, because I'm always like and

746
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, what did you expect?

747
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: This is where we live. And I'm like, yeah, but

748
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: can you at least be like a little taken aback

749
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: by it? Give us the show. It's like, I don't

750
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: know anything different, Like I grew up.

751
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: This is my life overpaying.

752
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah. Whereas Chicago, I'm in Heaven of course.

753
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: Oh that's I'm from there. Even the rent here, I'm like,

754
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: for you guys have a sickness of You're like, this

755
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: amazing apartment is so cheap. I go to it. It's slanted.

756
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 3: It's slanted, legal walk all the way up. Yeah, there's

757
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 3: no fridge. It's amazing.

758
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what if something is not slanted, that's

759
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: like a perk.

760
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: I would list that on the street. Easy slanted.

761
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm almost like, oh, that's like an exposed brick. I'm like, yeah,

762
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: there's charm here.

763
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 3: You guys are sick. Can we get a doctor on

764
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: the bottom and we need a doctor.

765
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: In New York?

766
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: No, we need to be prescribed ayahuasca.

767
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm going to start a second show called

768
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 3: Ayahuasca with mag I've never done it, but I.

769
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: Mean neither, but I'm like, should I should we?

770
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: I think we should. Let's do it on air. Puke,

771
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: which was is not ideal, but then I think after

772
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: that you're chilling.

773
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: I think you like puke and then you're like, oh god,

774
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: that's what I'm supposed to do with my life.

775
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: Oh I have Oh my god. I was thinking it

776
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 3: was more like, oh I have to get milk.

777
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, I think it would be like, oh,

778
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: my favorite color is red.

779
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 2: Like without to figure out, I know, I would love

780
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: to meet someone who talks about figuring out everything because

781
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: of drugs and then seems not crazy.

782
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: I fully agree. That is like the big concern the

783
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: white ways is I'm like, you think you figured it out,

784
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: but from the outside looking at you, you're so annoying.

785
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 3: It's a white woman with drags who's like you have

786
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 3: to do, and you're like, I don't want anything that

787
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 3: you're doing.

788
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: Or worse, it's a white man who works as a

789
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: software engineer, and.

790
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 3: It's sort of like that's actually even more.

791
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: He's like, I could feel a lot of trauma like

792
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: here in my lower Yeah, and I still it's there

793
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: and I still.

794
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: Feel like lower, do you feel it in your lower?

795
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: Where's your lower? My lower?

796
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: Actually switch with my uproar now I feel.

797
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: How's your lower? It's like we're getting married.

798
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: An amazing pickup line. How's your lower? How's your lower?

799
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: You know what?

800
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: Like, how's your lower? What's the problem?

801
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: First segment? I have one more thing to say while

802
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: we're on the subject of New York. Okay, I keep

803
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: doing this thing where I keep forgetting been at the

804
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: appropriate time, and then five minutes later I'm like, right,

805
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: I remember now, speaking of slices of floors, speaking of

806
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: apartments being bad. I've been gone for long enough that

807
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: when I went to the first party in an apartment

808
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: on Friday night, I was like, oh my god, HBO's girls.

809
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: Like I was literally like, I was like, oh, so

810
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: this party is like Brooklyn themed, Like I was like,

811
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: I miss I remember this like it was really wild

812
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: to be Like, there's that feeling you get when you

813
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: go into an apartment for a party and you're like,

814
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: this is really something, the.

815
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: Way that you're invited to two parties. When you said that,

816
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 3: I go, I was. I was searching high and low

817
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: on Friday night. I was, I was messaging everyone.

818
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I ever, Well, there is no happening which we touch

819
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: on often and have never done a deep Davon, which

820
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: is like gay guys are segregating more and more.

821
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 3: I do have to say, and I'm not going to

822
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 3: name any names, but I did have a gay guy

823
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: friend here who was like, I met my first guy

824
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 3: who goes, I just don't like women. And I said,

825
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 3: that's awesome that he's saying. I go, does he like

826
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 3: any divas?

827
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: Though?

828
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 3: And he goes, his favorite diva is is Nadel?

829
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: Right?

830
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 3: And I said, well that adds so much sense. Yeah,

831
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 3: I hope I never meet this person. Is that crazy?

832
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, if you do meet him, he will not

833
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: see you.

834
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 3: So that's why I'd be like.

835
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Huh no, there's some regression happening. What the well, I

836
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: will say I did compromise on my beliefs a little

837
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: bit for the first party because.

838
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: Everyone that actually saw that, yeah, no everyone.

839
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: It was a very mixed crowd gender and sexuality, but

840
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: everyone was at least like ten years younger than me.

841
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,959
Speaker 1: And I was sort of like like I was brought

842
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: there by a dear friend and I said, oh, you

843
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: think we might actually have to leave because I'm feeling elderly.

844
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: Oh this was not Charlie's.

845
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: No Charlie's. Everyone was age appropriate. Ahead.

846
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 3: I would do a bar recently where I walked up

847
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 3: and the bouncer was going, no more fake ideas, guys,

848
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 3: and I said, I will not be going into this

849
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 3: bar and I went right to my hotel.

850
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: Damn crazy, No more? Where were you?

851
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 3: How many were you accepted?

852
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: Nashville? Okay, no more?

853
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 3: Like he's like, I'll take three to four, but then

854
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 3: no more after that.

855
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: That is crazy.

856
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bar called guess what it was called underage

857
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 3: teens Losers.

858
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's fun, I know, but losers.

859
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 3: Yeah it's called. And then it's next to a bar

860
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 3: called Winners. Not winters, I wish, But wait, are they

861
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: in cahoots?

862
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: I think so I'm going to say something so offensive. Yeah,

863
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: that level of whimsy I would not expect a Nashville. Sorry,

864
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: I know, I think, which I like and I love that.

865
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: But it's like that thing where even these cities that

866
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 1: are like you would think aren't getting whimsical. They're still

867
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: influenced by like millennial culture, like tech culture. Like even

868
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: they are like now like the people that were blurdcore

869
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: are like able to buy a bar.

870
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 2: I we you know what it reminds me of in

871
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 2: Gone Girl. You know what I'm gonna say. No, Well,

872
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 2: in Gone Girls.

873
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: The movie, the bar that.

874
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 2: Ben affleck o his sister is called the Bar, And

875
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: there's in the book which I've rode, they like describe

876
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 2: it as like he's like, yo, it's like, is a

877
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 2: hipster thing that we named at the bar? Like it's

878
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: like he's like rolling his eyes, being like and yeah,

879
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: we did the hipster thing of naming it something self referential.

880
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, well that's actually not that good of

881
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: a name. No, it's really like Winters and Losers is

882
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: much better than the Bar.

883
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wish there was. It wasn't like preteens

884
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 3: in there, right, No, I for sure enjoyed it.

885
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah that's tough.

886
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really am feeling my age in the city,

887
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 3: which is twenty two.

888
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 2: Well, this is a thank you for saying yes, because

889
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: I've been feeling decrepit.

890
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: I will say LA has its issues, but one issue

891
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: they don't have is you actually are allowed to be

892
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: in your mid thirties there whereas a New York man

893
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: as a man of course, yes, sorry, in New York,

894
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm for you. It would be a whole other.

895
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 3: Women that are not accepted in the city.

896
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: I keep meeting people, like everyone I meet in Eli,

897
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, I'm thirty seven. I'm like, oh cool, Yes,

898
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: everyone I meet here's like twenty eight. Yeah, like wait

899
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: wait wait, but I'm meeting you.

900
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy, so twenty Because I'm on tour right now

901
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 3: with Connor Wood Fibula and he all it's all girls

902
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: in their twenties on that our go to the shows

903
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 3: and afterwards they'll be like, you're twenty eight right to me,

904
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm thirty five, and they go like,

905
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 3: so you're twenty eight, Like they can take They're like no, no, no,

906
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: you're twenty eight. I go great, yeah, that's fine, sure,

907
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 3: write it down whatever you want. Even thirty five to them,

908
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 3: they go like, you should be home baby, husband, home baby.

909
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 3: You're doing comedy. That's not you should.

910
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: Be writing for office as a Republican in Wisconsin.

911
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: What are you thinking?

912
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: Like?

913
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 3: Oh, right, you're right, you're right.

914
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, should we do for a second?

915
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, yeah we should.

916
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: No, don't thank you for apologizing by because we were like shot.

917
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: Okay, So our first segments called straight shooters, and in

918
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: this segment, we're going to ask you a series of

919
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: rapid fire questions. It's basically this thing or this other thing.

920
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: And the only rule is you can't ask any follow

921
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: up questions or you will we will scream at you.

922
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: Yes pretty much. Okay, I'm trying to find mine. Okay,

923
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: I can go first. Yes, muffin top or bagel.

924
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: Bottom, bagel bottom.

925
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: Pink pantheress or blues clues, blues clues Ford f one fifteen.

926
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm picking the straight things and.

927
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: That's a question Ford f one fifty. Or Lordy, lordy,

928
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: Mommy's turning forty, lordy, lord Vanna White or orphan black.

929
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 4: Oh, Vana white, chapstick or chap equittic.

930
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 3: Ooh, that's right.

931
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: Good.

932
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 2: Everybody hurts, everybody poops, or everybody loves Raymond.

933
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 3: Oh everybody loves Raymond.

934
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: Having brunch with the girls, or having a hunch. Those

935
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 1: aren't pearls.

936
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 3: Having a hunch, those aren't pearls.

937
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: Oh the performance inside Amy Schumer, or confide in me,

938
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: what's the rumor?

939
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 3: Confide in me?

940
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow, Okay, that was amazing.

941
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: That was really good.

942
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 3: I'm was I I don't know what I was answering.

943
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: Well, yea.

944
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: The thing is, I'm like, obviously you did ask a question,

945
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 2: which is a point deduction, but then afterwards you stepped

946
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 2: it up in such an immense way. I agree where

947
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, it actually balanced out the asking of a question.

948
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: I was really blown away by that.

949
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: And if anyone isn't watching, if anyone isn't watching on video,

950
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: like there was face acting happening.

951
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 3: I'm available at a book and I keep saying that.

952
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, New York based for now, for now mid November.

953
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: Until mid November. But I'll go anywhere. I'll go. Toronto

954
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: scared people are like, do you haven't me you scared

955
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: or scared Toronto? I am scared of Toronto.

956
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's the only place I'm not afraid of.

957
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, same, really I've been there, but no, I

958
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: haven't been there.

959
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: You've been in Montreal.

960
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: I've been to Montreal and Vancouver. Okay, oh Van Gooovy.

961
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: I went to and I'm gonna hate to say, this

962
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 3: is the Aerostore.

963
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, it's funny. Oh no, I don't care

964
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: about Airstore, but I sorry, yeah, it's funny. I don't

965
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: care about.

966
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: What I was going to say is I actually almost

967
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: went there for the Renaissance tour, and for a second

968
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: I thought the Aerostore was a Renaissance tour, and so

969
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 2: I was going to relate to you. But it's actually

970
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,240
Speaker 2: completely for sure, and they are different women. People confuse

971
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 2: them all the time.

972
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 3: A billionaires, which is awesome.

973
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: That is awesome. Yeah, both. Is Beyonce a billionaire? Yes?

974
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: All right, well we're not going to affect check that.

975
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I have seen multiple tiktoks that are like,

976
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: she's ethical billionaire, which I would go absolutely like, I actually.

977
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: Agree.

978
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, ever anyone thinks I agree, Yeah, I fully agree.

979
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you say, no matter what.

980
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna comment something horrible, but you agree with this.

981
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: And I'll say pretty much.

982
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: So we rate each guest's performance on a scale of

983
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: zero to one thousand.

984
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 3: What are you crying? You like something to where you're like,

985
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 3: I can't do this.

986
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: You flow your pace away, you know, because I'm like them,

987
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, in order from in order for us to

988
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: have a proper conversation about whether or not Beyonce is

989
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: an ethical bitllionaire, we would have to be like in

990
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: a different studio, I have different just being a completely

991
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: different would have.

992
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 3: Had it not go to state school. And that's not.

993
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: It's just like I can't yeh, there just isn't the

994
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: time or the space. I would need fifteen more of

995
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 2: these coffees, I would.

996
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 3: I would need to not be here.

997
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

998
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: No, we'd need ayahuasca. We need multiply ahuasca trips. Just

999
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 2: as a baseline. Oh yeah, answer, I need to get milk.

1000
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: I need to go to Vancouver to get milk.

1001
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: So basically we we rate you want a skill zero

1002
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: one thousand doves based on the Lady Gaga song that

1003
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 1: not many people know but some.

1004
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 4: Song one thousand doves, right.

1005
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: And I really think that was amazing. I think I

1006
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 1: think eight seventy. I agree, Thank.

1007
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 3: You guys so much.

1008
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: That was really good. Bagging you really earned. Oh wow,

1009
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: that'd be amazing because like, wow, please don't ever come

1010
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: back like she's wear.

1011
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 3: Have you run studio?

1012
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: Sorry? Yeah? Yeah? Wait what this is so different? What? Sorry?

1013
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: I feel like like a new batch of slang has

1014
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: just dropped. You know, this is so irrelevant, like.

1015
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 3: You just got shot.

1016
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm apologizing for being random because it's like.

1017
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 3: Senior awesome, I'm trying to tell.

1018
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: So I feel like a new batch of slang has

1019
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: dropped in a way that is like it feels I'm

1020
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: feeling a bit conspiratorial about it because it feels like

1021
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: it's not just like oh, one new word is flowing around,

1022
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: So what are we What are you thinking specifically? So

1023
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like chopped and oh yeah, I love chopped, And.

1024
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 3: I don't know what. Uncas was like, older, yeah you're

1025
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: un TikTok about. I was like he's a teacher, and

1026
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 3: he was like I've been told I'm chopped in unk, so.

1027
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: Okay, so okay. And there's a few other ones that

1028
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: I've noticed like being thrown around where I'm sort of

1029
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: like I'm not even comfortable saying them out loud because

1030
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm sort of like I could have been hearing them

1031
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: wrong and I was pretending like I knew already. Yeah,

1032
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: So I was just like totally and because us saying

1033
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: ya in sort of a you know, post ironic way,

1034
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: maybe be like wait, wait wait, you know how that's

1035
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: like a historical text now. But I'm I think something's wrong.

1036
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: I think I think the government has put out seven

1037
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,959
Speaker 1: new words to differentiate who is young and who is old.

1038
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm still saying sleigh. So it's like it's

1039
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 3: over for me in a big way. Like I'm in

1040
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 3: the comments on Sleigh and everyone's like, please, please please,

1041
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 3: you're it, and I got that's fine, you're chopped on

1042
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 3: and I.

1043
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: Again, no, you're right.

1044
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 3: Do you think the government's doing it? I think it's

1045
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: the government from the government.

1046
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: M Pete Buddha Judge, Oh my.

1047
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: God, it's Pete Buddhajud and Chastin.

1048
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: Chastin definitely helped, Like you did improv. Pete would come

1049
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: home and.

1050
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying it live on air.

1051
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: He did.

1052
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 2: He didn't, folks, he did improv with Meg's alter took

1053
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 2: an improv I'm not kidding.

1054
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, no, I think Pete was coming home

1055
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm just really stressed, babe, Like I

1056
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: have to come up with like seven new words and

1057
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: like I don't know what chopping onions Justin's like chuck

1058
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: chopped your uncle called chopped it off.

1059
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 3: Pull the ship the way that young people are listening

1060
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 3: to us and going these people should.

1061
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: Be Noah, and to be clear, we agree to be clearly.

1062
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

1063
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: That's one of the opinions we agree with. By the way,

1064
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: because you.

1065
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: Can't say KMS, so I'm like, I can say, like,

1066
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 3: just put me to death.

1067
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 1: I actually, yeah, not KMS, just KM kill.

1068
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 3: Me, kill me. Yeah, So I don't My family can't

1069
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 3: be like she made the decisions like someone.

1070
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: Else made it. This is like the locks, same going

1071
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: back to locks, because you're making a decision for me.

1072
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: I can't order locks for myself because I know I

1073
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: don't like them, but if someone else orders them for me,

1074
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: I get to eat them and have an experience.

1075
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 3: I just did this with Sondel North, which is that

1076
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: burrito place. Oh, and everyone's like you have to get

1077
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 3: the beat and she's burrito. I don't like beans, but

1078
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: I'm going.

1079
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: You don't like means period. I know, Okay, we can't

1080
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: obviously it's something you've talked about it.

1081
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: I'll just go off, and I know it's it's but

1082
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 3: I was like, I'll try it looks really good. I'd

1083
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 3: take one bay to go. I don't like beings. This

1084
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 3: is crazy, I door dash, you know, I spent forty

1085
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 3: dollars on this.

1086
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just actually how I feel about radishes. Which

1087
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: people and but hey with radish. You love radishes, I

1088
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: mean everyone does. I'm like, what is this? What am

1089
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 2: I being offered here? Like, what is the point of this?

1090
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 3: In the French way? Have you had it with butter

1091
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 3: and salt?

1092
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1093
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, never mind, I know it's so, it's so really no,

1094
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 2: it's so I And that's how I know. I'm like,

1095
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 2: not one note. You know, It's like true, I have

1096
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: all my personality traits and I don't like radishes. There's

1097
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 2: depth there, there's depth.

1098
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of doubt.

1099
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to talk about the word thing I

1100
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: think we need.

1101
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: The pace of trends has just been ratcheted up so

1102
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: much that there's no time for them to marinate.

1103
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it very quickly becomes ironic, like the slighification. Yes,

1104
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: happens like within three days.

1105
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: And I would even say some of them are good

1106
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: enough to stand the test of time, but there's just

1107
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: no time to process, which, like.

1108
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: I actually like chopped.

1109
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 2: I could see chopped in a different era, Chopped could

1110
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 2: become than you groovy, you know, which really like is groovy?

1111
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: Was? I mean? Right? Yeah? But I mean like just

1112
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: terms of a term, like in terms, I don't mean

1113
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: like I'm this part is chopped, but like I think

1114
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: it has potential, but just because of the way things are,

1115
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: it's going to be overused so fast then within a

1116
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: week you'll be stupid if you say chopped. Well, there's

1117
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: no sincerity in any of it anymore. There's always an

1118
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: ironic distance, and it's it makes it difficult to cling

1119
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: to I know.

1120
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm almost like, so we need to go back to adulting,

1121
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: Like we need to go back.

1122
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, all roads do lead to going back.

1123
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: All roads lead to going back to adulting. Yeah. One

1124
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: of my favorite things, you're right, awesome.

1125
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: One of my favorite things is how Bill Maher called

1126
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: his stand up special two years ago hashtag adulting and

1127
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: the and the reason is because he had just learned

1128
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: the term adulting, and his take on it was like,

1129
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: can you believe these fucking kids they're doing They're going

1130
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 2: to the store and they're saying it's adulting.

1131
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: It's like, so you missed five rounds of conversation about

1132
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: this and think you invented criticizing the term adulting. It's

1133
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: so iconic. I mean for his pot club random also, well,

1134
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 1: that's amazing. It's such a one two punch. He's amazing.

1135
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: It's really like this is something to be studied.

1136
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 2: No, he's like he's the Da Vinci of not getting

1137
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: the point. It's crazy.

1138
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 3: A restaurant and where I'm from in Chicago opened up

1139
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 3: like six months ago hashtag.

1140
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 4: Hashtag wait time upsessed.

1141
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 3: They had an it's I don't even want to say

1142
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: the full name, but it's like hashtag the street they're on,

1143
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 3: and I was like.

1144
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was just called which would be

1145
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: Barry the Bar.

1146
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's I'm like like nobody thought to like

1147
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 3: be like, don't do that.

1148
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1149
00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like I just feel like I can't

1150
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: even there. I would just be sitting in there like please,

1151
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 3: please please, I'm chopped and on this crazy.

1152
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: Hi, sorry I'm chopped and on. Do you guys have

1153
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: the special? You know there is something? The only way

1154
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: I could forgive them is if it was sort of

1155
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: an ironic twenty fifteen bar, like where if everything was

1156
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: the style of twenty fifteen, Yeah, that could be kind

1157
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: of interesting. Well, it's they were doing it.

1158
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 3: Like where the neighborhood I was from, Like they don't

1159
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: have that. Oh it's not that kind of ibe. Sure, sure,

1160
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 3: it's more like yeah, like they're being dead serious.

1161
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 1: They're like this is awesome, awesome, Like this is awesome sauce.

1162
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they probably have the money. It's like,

1163
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: order awesome sauce like it's delicious.

1164
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: Can I ask something though? At this point? What would

1165
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: you name a new establishment?

1166
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: Like if I had a name a restaurant, yeah, bar, Yeah,

1167
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: I'm probably going like something in the family.

1168
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm going Sam's Bar.

1169
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so obviously yes, I'm doing a French

1170
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 3: wine bar called Margarite because that's my real name.

1171
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's really good. Okay. So here's I'm going to

1172
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: add one limitation. Please no names? Oh look.

1173
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 2: Because that' obviously the name is is the timeless thing.

1174
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but it's like, because here's the thing. You

1175
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 2: can't do roam like r O a M. Because that

1176
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: feels very early artisanal.

1177
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, my dad had two restaurants

1178
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 3: or one restaurant. It was two different names. One was

1179
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: Willie's Dining and Dance and it's also the bigger. One

1180
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 3: was Waltzing Matilda does Wow, And the it was a

1181
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 3: it was a kangaroo like boxing Walten Matil does. Oh

1182
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 3: is that crazy?

1183
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: That is crazy?

1184
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 3: But that's also a name.

1185
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: Still, yeah, I can't it's really hard to think.

1186
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: That's what a liquor licquor. He also had a liquor place,

1187
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: which is also.

1188
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: Called like a bar or like liquor store.

1189
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 3: Liquor store, a liquor place that I really couldn't think

1190
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 3: of it called good spirits.

1191
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh, that's good. That's last sick.

1192
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 3: So I'm not answering your question at all. I'm kind

1193
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: of like avoiding it.

1194
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 2: No, but I but this is a good and I

1195
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,479
Speaker 2: want everyone to write it and it's like.

1196
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, right end place because I'm sort of.

1197
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 2: Like, how do you go not overly artisanal, not corny,

1198
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 2: not meme meme internet reference.

1199
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 3: One word feels good to me.

1200
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: One word feels good. I mean I do kind of

1201
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: like a like like one description like the shaky blank

1202
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: or like that can kind of be fun. The shaky

1203
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: blank like yeah, no, I say we're saying shaky blank

1204
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: like the spot like the spotted pig, like yeah yeah,

1205
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: Like I like something like that that can feel kind

1206
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: of classic. This is what I'm about say.

1207
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 2: Is not my final answer, but I'm like the direction

1208
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 2: of like the upstairs like something along that's good.

1209
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: Okay, what about this the Stinky Girl the.

1210
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 3: Way I'm not going there because everyone's gonna go you're stinky.

1211
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: That's actually crazy. We're beating at the Stinky Girl?

1212
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: Or is it bars?

1213
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean pretzels?

1214
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

1215
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, I could do Stinky Girl for

1216
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: a bar.

1217
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 3: And they have to have like stinky girled beard cheeks.

1218
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: But it was the Stinky Girl. But it was like

1219
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: a really fancy French restaurant.

1220
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, like I'll have to escargo. I cannot

1221
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 3: get into the Stinky Girl. I'm on an open table

1222
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 3: every day.

1223
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean, the I can see like the restaurant review

1224
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: being like so positive. I mean, like the Stinky Girl,

1225
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: that stink will stay with you despite its name.

1226
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 2: Wait, what about this halfway?

1227
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 3: I know I'm not being able to get in there.

1228
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: You know what halfway is? Halfway is like someone's having

1229
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: their birthday party there Saturday afternoon, and you're gonna be

1230
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: like it's like kind of far, but you're like, it

1231
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: is really nice once we get there.

1232
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, stripe not even stripes, stripes.

1233
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 3: Now why And it's like, I've never actually gone through

1234
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: a breakup, but I want to name my bar breakup.

1235
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: Oh I like that maybe really good, really called breakup. Yeah,

1236
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: that's genius, that's really thank you guys speaking of we

1237
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: actually do need to get into our topic we've.

1238
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 3: Been speaking of. We do want to break up with

1239
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 3: you right now live on Cara.

1240
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: So this has been fun, amazing. We don't see us

1241
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: moving forward.

1242
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 3: But oh I thought, okay, yeah, yeah, this was an.

1243
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: Audition, but we've booked, like we've booked a flight back

1244
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: to Chicago.

1245
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone in your work up together you have to go.

1246
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. So okay, that makes it because before we were like,

1247
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: who is she? Who is she? And then we were like, okay,

1248
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: we get it.

1249
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 3: We're not like, you know, yeah, she's chopped and on.

1250
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: I've said it so many times, like it's over for me.

1251
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: So stupid, it's so stupid.

1252
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 3: They can't I can't.

1253
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: I can't hate. Like sometimes I accidentally say I can't,

1254
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 2: and it's.

1255
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: Like, you know what I do that I hate? Or

1256
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: I go like like if you say like something silly,

1257
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: like say you say chopped on and I think that's

1258
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: so funny, I go, not chopped in on? H my god, No,

1259
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: I hate doing that and I do it all the time.

1260
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 3: No, I do that too. Okay, so I'm doing that too.

1261
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: Not me doing that too. Wait, we were going to

1262
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: do the topic, yeah, okay, and I thought there was

1263
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: a eating establishment. There would have been an amazing transition

1264
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: because we were talking about bars and restaurants, but we

1265
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: blew it because we had an amazing riff about I

1266
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: blew myself arrest development.

1267
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 3: It's my favorite shoe back.

1268
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: It is so funny.

1269
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: It's kind of annoying how funny it is. I'm going, okay,

1270
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 3: so you think you're better than me, You think you're

1271
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 3: better than may think. I can't even book the show.

1272
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 3: It's done.

1273
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 1: It's done.

1274
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: Someone recommends, sorry, we will get into the topic. Someone

1275
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 2: recommended a book to me. They're like, it's coming out soon,

1276
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: but I got an advanced copy. I think you'd really

1277
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 2: like it. I clicked the link.

1278
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: Okay. The first sentence of this book. I don't remember

1279
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: the characters that.

1280
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 2: Maggie is a is a thirty four year old TV writer.

1281
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: Who is consumed by professional jealousy. Period and then it

1282
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: keeps going and I'm like, no, no, no, no, you

1283
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 1: think I would like I am not reading that. I'm

1284
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 1: not reading a whole novel about that. No, absolutely not,

1285
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: thank you anyway. Co On, So, Maggie, what is your

1286
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: straight topic today? What is straight about it?

1287
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 3: I'm going with Burger King Burger King because I was thinking,

1288
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 3: like any place that's like, yeah, we have the whopper,

1289
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: like we're just simple guys. We're just wopper guys. Like

1290
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 3: it's fine chicken fries, like we want our protein, but

1291
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 3: where like we want the fry, so we're going to

1292
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,720
Speaker 3: make them chicken fry, you know, like we got pie,

1293
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 3: but it's like kind of fucked up.

1294
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm interested in the differentiation between Burger King and McDonald's.

1295
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 2: Yes, because we have done McDonald's as a straight topic,

1296
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 2: and we've done We've done blizzards, which are from where

1297
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 2: dairy queen. So there's been a few. The one thing

1298
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: everyone agrees on is a Chick fil a is gay,

1299
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 2: So we don't even.

1300
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: Need to Andy McDonald's to me, can like lean bisexual

1301
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 3: because like shearem actually honey, or like right now, do

1302
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 3: you see the mcwonderly shake one of the scariest things

1303
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, blue shake, pink whipped cream. Okay, okay,

1304
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 3: what's going on? Transgender? That's amazing, Like.

1305
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 2: They took a stand.

1306
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: What's going on? Transgender? What's going on?

1307
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 2: Transgend?

1308
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 3: Burgering to me just always like and like they do

1309
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 3: you know, like they have the impossible burger, which to

1310
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 3: me is like a strike. I mean, like my wife's vegetarian.

1311
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 3: I don't know, I cook her, but like a little

1312
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 3: meatless thing, like yeah, it's a straight guy specifically, I

1313
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 3: mean it's the king. Yeah, it's the king, like a

1314
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 3: burger king, and he's just but it's not like there's

1315
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 3: no frills, Like they're not they're not even trying to

1316
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 3: be McDonald's. Like they're really like we're just doing like

1317
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: we're in the airport, like we know you're really not

1318
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 3: coming here, but like we don't care, like we're here

1319
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 3: when you need us.

1320
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: Burger King is so like sort of the straight guy

1321
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: sort of in the post me too world, being like

1322
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: you probably don't want me to here.

1323
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it would have been like.

1324
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 2: There's and even the king of it is ironical most

1325
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 2: or it's not ironic. It's almost like defeatist. It's like yeah,

1326
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: like it's a crown, but it is made of paper.

1327
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: I do feel like Burgking has made itself smaller and

1328
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: in a way that like I'm kind of confused by

1329
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: and I'm interested in, like psychologically what's going on over there,

1330
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: because I remember, like when I was in high school,

1331
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: like Burger King was like up there, like I sort.

1332
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 3: Of respected there was birthday parties there.

1333
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: There was birthday parties there high school, but it was

1334
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: like birthday party was not my graduation event, but it

1335
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: had like a as positive of a reputation as McDonald's

1336
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: and at least in my culture. And I was like,

1337
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm and now it's like fully below it's like much

1338
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: lower tires.

1339
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 2: So it's actually it's not that it's straight in the

1340
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 2: sense that it's the norm, like a hegemonic norm, and

1341
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 2: it's like the King. It's that it's straight in like

1342
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: a heteropessimist way. It's like it's it's like it's like

1343
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: a I that's like, I mean, it's exactly what you

1344
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 2: were saying it's like a guy that's like, what is

1345
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 2: my role anymore? Like so I'm not allowed to be

1346
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to hit on anyone at work.

1347
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a working class guys. Yes, I don't know.

1348
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 3: I'm just eating the whopper. It's not a big deal.

1349
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: Like yeah, because mcdonald' due to me has become such

1350
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 3: a like like I get the fries and I get

1351
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 3: the die Coke like it's girl time.

1352
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's kind of having a ski and a

1353
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: huge Yeah.

1354
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 2: Actually it's so true, like there is something about McDonald's

1355
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 2: also that the iconography of it is so fun. The clown.

1356
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,919
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, sorry, but we have King yeah and Jester. Yes,

1357
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 2: so Burger King is the king. McDonald's is a gesture

1358
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 2: straight and truth. Yeah, he's the only person who can

1359
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: speak to And McDonald's a whole cast of characters that's

1360
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 2: very like community oriented.

1361
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: M oh my god, and I'm not I didn't even plan.

1362
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: This, damn. Maggie's wearing a shirt with grim Miss.

1363
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 3: Is that his name grim Miss with a and it

1364
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 3: is of a knife and he's on a skateboard.

1365
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: Okay, and it says Gucci.

1366
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: Just just so everyone gets it.

1367
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 2: So just again like if anyone's and we're not joking

1368
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 2: about any of this, it says Gucci, you would think

1369
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: that was like it's as Gucci. And then there's Grimace

1370
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 2: on a skateboard holding a knife.

1371
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 3: Derek Ederman, This actually is.

1372
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: Very much like Ironic Tea in the Indies era, You

1373
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean?

1374
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 3: For sure, the people people, the people people on the street,

1375
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: like I feel like they look there like.

1376
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: What the hell.

1377
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 2: I guarantee you they think it's like fashion, a fashion thing. No,

1378
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: I No, I don't think they think it's real Gucci.

1379
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 2: I think they think it's like collab. Yeah, like a

1380
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 2: like a streetwear collab.

1381
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, awesome. And I hope people think that in New

1382
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 3: York because.

1383
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: There's well, there's something about being in New York where

1384
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: if like people will assume up like they're almost like, oh,

1385
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: I don't get that. It must be really high.

1386
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 3: That's awesomes the world to me, because I'm nervous people

1387
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 3: are like, what the hell is she knowing?

1388
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 2: No, I actually genuinely think you look very cool. And

1389
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 2: I think your shoes also, like it just is all

1390
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: adding up.

1391
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bawl my eyes out. First of all. I

1392
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 3: was like, I have to wear my hookahs because the

1393
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: walking is just I walked here, Yeah, I walked here NonStop.

1394
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 3: And I was wearing like my cool boots the other

1395
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 3: day boots and the house and it was just like, oh,

1396
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 3: I was like, these hurt I'm walking so much of

1397
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 3: the hurts.

1398
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. We'll get back to working, of course, but

1399
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm surprised.

1400
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 3: And they don't mind. They're sitting there waiting, They're waiting patiently.

1401
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be back to bright for the break sy.

1402
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: I think I'm surprised there's so much of a difference

1403
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: from Chicago to New York. To be honest, because I

1404
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: feel like you're on your feet all the time in

1405
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: Chicago as well.

1406
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 3: I am, I am, but to be honest and open

1407
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 3: and real and raw, I was living with my parents

1408
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 3: for the last six months and not it's not the

1409
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 3: suburbs yet, but it's like a suburb feels okay, So

1410
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 3: like your what part is it Beverly on the far

1411
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 3: south side?

1412
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: Okay?

1413
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 3: And while you're like you do walk like you're not,

1414
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 3: it's not doing it like here the trains. What what

1415
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 3: I've learned is like we have trains in Chicago, but

1416
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 3: they kind of gave up, Like me and my dad

1417
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 3: are talking, like they went north, they went a little

1418
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: bit south, they went a little and then they were like,

1419
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: we're done here. You can get anywhere. They're like, eh,

1420
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 3: like you can get some places.

1421
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, I hope you want to go straight

1422
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: to center of town.

1423
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 4: Yes.

1424
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1425
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 3: And it's obviously like there's a lot of like history

1426
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 3: behind why and racism and that's on and that's the

1427
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 3: other podcast we would do, and I would.

1428
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 2: And start from the beginning, and I want to know

1429
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 2: the history.

1430
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: Yes, right, right right, But it's yeah, it's just like

1431
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 3: you can't really just like bop around like you can here.

1432
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 3: If you're living in the on the North Side, you're

1433
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 3: bopping in a way that's different from like but where

1434
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 3: I was living, Like you're going to hashtag ninety fifth Street,

1435
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 3: I'll see it in and that's not it. But I

1436
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 3: just feel like I'm like definitely doing more here, which

1437
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 3: is good, which is good. Yeah, yeah, I'm not complaint.

1438
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 3: Please please, I'm glad to be here. I'm sure you

1439
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: love Please, We'll stop crying. I'm like, what do you want?

1440
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: Okay, So Burger King yeah.

1441
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 3: Burger King.

1442
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: Do they have signature drinks? Yeah? What's their signature?

1443
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 3: They just have pop really, see that's all like they

1444
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 3: I don't think they have a.

1445
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: Sing so don't write in we don't care if they do.

1446
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 3: Someone's like, we don't care. The chicken fries is pretty.

1447
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: Chicken fries a signature.

1448
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 2: Wait, so what is chicken fries?

1449
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 3: It's a fry, but it's just chicken, a.

1450
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: Fried chicken stick. Oh, and they give them in a

1451
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: pack like they would fries.

1452
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1453
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 2: See this is interesting because it's like I don't want that.

1454
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 2: I actually want chicken nuggets or chicken fingers.

1455
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 3: Is a chicken nugget?

1456
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: Sure?

1457
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,919
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure they do, But I'm like, why would

1458
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 2: you then want them in a fry shape? Like chicken

1459
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: nuggets are the perfect shape. You can't eat chicken nuggets

1460
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: on the go, get real, get real.

1461
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 3: You can smoke a cigarette.

1462
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.

1463
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: I think they do it because can you get it

1464
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: like with the combo, like you can get like the

1465
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: burger and the chicken fries.

1466
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 3: You want to go protein mode?

1467
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: I think that is what they're offering.

1468
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 3: Right, It's like we need to go there, and should

1469
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 3: we leave and go.

1470
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 1: There, leave and go there.

1471
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 3: Also, they have like the chicken sandwiches that are long. Oh,

1472
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 3: they're like this long.

1473
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: Oh. So they do things a little bit different.

1474
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in a way that's like uninspired.

1475
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 3: What we had a long chicken sandwich?

1476
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so what this is a guy being.

1477
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, the chicken sandwich is long?

1478
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: What do you think?

1479
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so I know what it is. The things that

1480
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 2: Burger King has are decided by like a round table

1481
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 2: of sort of mid tier advertising execs that don't that

1482
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 2: aren't like ambitious in the gay way, Like they're not

1483
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 2: trying to win an advertising award. They're just like clocking in,

1484
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 2: clocking out. They are company men. They've been there forever.

1485
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 2: They're not bad people. They just like are doing the

1486
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 2: a medium job and they're getting by and they're providing

1487
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 2: for their families, whereas I think at McDonald's every time

1488
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 2: it's time for you happy meal, they're like, let's fucking

1489
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 2: go ye, like let's like knock this out of the park, y'all.

1490
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1491
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.

1492
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 3: And then one of the big things where we haven't

1493
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 3: talked about is like their whole thing is like flame girled,

1494
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 3: which is like so oh, yes, like they put the

1495
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 3: burger through the thing and the flame, you know what

1496
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. And they're always like, we're flame grilled.

1497
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, you know, I've seen that like word

1498
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: a million times, but I had never actually realized it

1499
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: was like so literal. Yeah, they're literally putting it through fire. Yeah.

1500
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're flamed in your grilled. That could be.

1501
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: Justin Justin Tepe flamed and grilled. Yeah.

1502
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 2: Wait, so chopped flamed, grilled.

1503
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 3: Burger king.

1504
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: Honey you might if you're an unk who's chopped, flamed

1505
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: and grilled, honey, you might be a burger king.

1506
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1507
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 2: Flame grilled reminds me of the I'm sorry, but classic

1508
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 2: Ellen de generous joke about plain food about plain food,

1509
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 2: where she's talking about how they have the grill. Yeah,

1510
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,439
Speaker 2: and she's like, so they expect us to believe there's

1511
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 2: someone in front of the plane being like all right,

1512
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 2: another one for you know, table two, or like grilling

1513
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 2: grill like chicken on the plane.

1514
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 3: It's like, that's hilarious. Yeah, bring her back.

1515
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: Ellen, do you really?

1516
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 2: I love Ellen's early stand up and I think it

1517
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 2: was very influential and I sort of am like It

1518
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 2: bums me out where we are.

1519
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: Why is every photo for now like her looking so

1520
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: sadly at a camera with like like, I'm like what,

1521
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: like just because money and fame ruins your life and

1522
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

1523
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 2: For no, and I'm I think six more months for me.

1524
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh that's soon. I was thinking six years.

1525
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm waiting on a big payment. I just need three

1526
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: million dollars. Oh, this is your new thing.

1527
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 3: You three dollars.

1528
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was two million, but with implation.

1529
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 3: You need three Yeah, I need three because there's someone

1530
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 3: like in the world who could just give that to

1531
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 3: you and like.

1532
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Well, and it would actually be a

1533
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 2: tax trite off for them. They would end up with

1534
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 2: more money at the end of the financial quarter.

1535
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: Like I literally, if you're listening and you have an

1536
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: extra three million, I would take it off your hands

1537
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: and I would be so good with it. Like then

1538
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: I'd be done and I still like me.

1539
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, and I got to be clear, like I'll

1540
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,439
Speaker 3: take three thousand, like no worries at all. I don't

1541
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 3: want me please at Maggie Winners, someone does it, someone

1542
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 3: that sends me three dollars that would mean.

1543
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: The world to me, No, I want three million or nothing.

1544
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 3: Actually, don't. This is actually crazy to ask for money

1545
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 3: online three million. I started to go, yours is yours

1546
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 3: is normal. Mine's crazy. It's like more attainable. Yeah yeah,

1547
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 3: I started to go my million for three thousand dollars,

1548
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 3: just like, oh, I'm just looking for money.

1549
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell it's not like for a specific

1550
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: now you're just like, I don't know, I'm running low

1551
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: on funds.

1552
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,959
Speaker 3: It's my big account. I didn't like what I saw.

1553
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: I did not like what I saw. That number was

1554
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: not making me happy. Happy meal, happy meal. Yeah.

1555
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 3: Does Burging have a kid's meal?

1556
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm they do. What do they call it? Well?

1557
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 2: See, And I just want to say the fact that

1558
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 2: we don't know, and I'm sure they do have specialty drinks.

1559
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do have a kid's meal. There's no

1560
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: way they don't have a specialty drink.

1561
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 2: But it's like the fact that we don't know means

1562
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 2: it hasn't made an impact because they're just like the last.

1563
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,439
Speaker 3: Good thing frozen stuff they have, like a frozen coke,

1564
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 3: don't they oh like making much so hard? No, I

1565
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 3: think they have frozen coke.

1566
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: I would believe you. I mean, how frozen are we

1567
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 1: talking here? It's like a popsicle? Oh, oh, slushy okay,

1568
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: so frozen.

1569
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it's like because I'm like, so it's

1570
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,479
Speaker 2: not a slushy, Like it's just a solid coat.

1571
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 3: Made you go so straight, You're like, and how frozen?

1572
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 1: Is it?

1573
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 3: That?

1574
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: That was alarmist? That was I mean the fact that

1575
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: if I were I heard that, I'd be like, the

1576
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: fact that you don't trust me to have a frozen

1577
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: that is consumable is really alarming.

1578
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is yeah, Oh my god.

1579
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 2: Oh so okay, it's I think it's funny. So what's

1580
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 2: straight about it is, in fact, the forgettability. Yeah, and

1581
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 2: the lack of branding. And I actually think that's maybe

1582
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 2: what's insidiou about it too. It's like it is still

1583
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 2: everywhere in this country.

1584
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 3: Everywhere my college, it's like asbestos. It was pronounced that

1585
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 3: mostly asbestos.

1586
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 2: Asbestos.

1587
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 3: Well that's that's how I say it in the Midwest,

1588
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 3: but that could be wrong because I say aunt and

1589
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 3: everyone's like it's old.

1590
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: I go back and forth because I and Virginia, so

1591
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 1: I like go back and forth.

1592
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're all on your own all the unk my

1593
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 3: college had it, and it was on the dining plank

1594
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 3: Burger King. You can go to the Burking and the

1595
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut and be like swipe.

1596
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,720
Speaker 2: Now, pizza head is something we can't We don't even

1597
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 2: have time into the worst pizza literally in the universe.

1598
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, it meant so much

1599
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: to me.

1600
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 3: Reading thing.

1601
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut raised me. Because of the reading thing. We

1602
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,440
Speaker 1: got groomed, we got pizza.

1603
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 3: First and foremost, and I like, my we didn't eat

1604
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 3: My dad is not a fast food person.

1605
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 2: Well, he owns restaurants and potentially liquor start, but you

1606
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 2: don't remember.

1607
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 3: No, he did on liquors. He did on liquor, but

1608
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 3: he like, we got pizza like local, Like sorry, we're local,

1609
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 3: we're kinda going well Chicago, yeah, of course. And then

1610
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 3: like but then I was like everyone in my classes

1611
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 3: went a pizza up mom, and she was like, okay,

1612
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 3: we'll go yeah, and I think I sat there being

1613
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 3: like this is awesome, Like it wasn't it was bad?

1614
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's no. I was addicted to it. I fully

1615
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: loved it. But now, of course I see that I

1616
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: was wrong. But I also loved Burger King as a child.

1617
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 3: People eat pizzahum dominoes in New York.

1618
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes mostly dominoes.

1619
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, dominoes will. Dominoes will sometimes rare its ugly head.

1620
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: That's crazy, it is crazy. I would never It also

1621
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 1: is one of the places that is open, like some

1622
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: dominoes are open like twenty four to seven or eat

1623
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: or just super right.

1624
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,639
Speaker 2: So there have been times in my life where I'm like, Okay,

1625
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 2: well I'm a home after a big party at four am,

1626
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 2: I'm getting dominoes.

1627
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,759
Speaker 1: It's sort of no women allowed.

1628
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 3: That one guy, yeah, that one guy. Guys all women.

1629
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 3: It's like not the vibe. There are parties I don't

1630
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 3: want to go to my like my gay guy friend.

1631
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 3: Sorry to say the word gay guys. No please, I'll

1632
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 3: be like, oh, we're all going to be hooking up

1633
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 3: and I don't want to be there for that.

1634
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 1: No, you should. You should call that. You should be

1635
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:19,760
Speaker 1: like and now you go there, I'm your back. You're back.

1636
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 2: Big smile, big smile.

1637
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: Okay, boys, it's come, let's wrap it up. You got

1638
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: big days at work tomorrow.

1639
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 3: Some of you some.

1640
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: Of you, yea, honestly, very few of you.

1641
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 3: Very few of you.

1642
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I kind of feel bad. There's part of

1643
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 1: the Burger King ethos that makes me sad and I

1644
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: feel bad for it, where I'm like I wish, like,

1645
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: you know, inside of us there's a McDonald's and Burger King. Yeah,

1646
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: Like there's a part of you that wants to strive

1647
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 1: and dream big and part of you that's like you

1648
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: piece of shit, you don't deserve anything, and that's the

1649
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: Burger King. And I'm like, I.

1650
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:54,640
Speaker 3: Thought you were gonna go on the road. It just

1651
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 3: like I just want to chill and have like being grilled,

1652
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 3: But no, I'm a piece of s shed it works to.

1653
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,800
Speaker 1: It, you know what else about not sorry, it's not

1654
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: a piece of ships? Were like, well, who did even

1655
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: care about my? Yeah?

1656
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's actually another element to this that I'm now remembering.

1657
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 2: McDonald's is global in such a big way and is

1658
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 2: different in every country, and it's like it is like

1659
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 2: how there are different versions of the office that are

1660
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 2: in that are like TV the TV show the office

1661
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 2: that are in different countries, and there's like one in

1662
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 2: China and one in you know, yeah, or were the

1663
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,080
Speaker 2: mass singer or whatever.

1664
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 1: There's Australian office.

1665
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 2: There's Australian office there's even different versions of friends, like

1666
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 2: there are I might over here like.

1667
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: But which we think is crazy, but we literally have

1668
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,240
Speaker 1: American office. Yeah it's from the UK.

1669
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 2: And also, I mean I mentioned the mass singer that

1670
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 2: was not obviously original American anyway. The point is McDonald's

1671
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 2: is like the successful kind of American export because everyone

1672
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 2: like took it and there was like, wow, this is

1673
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 2: so cool. We're going to make it our own and

1674
01:11:56,479 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 2: it's like and it's it's almost it's like exporting the

1675
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 2: American dream in the American mythology. And then burger King

1676
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 2: is the like steel town that hasn't been able to

1677
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:15,520
Speaker 2: like export its thing. This fucking sucks, yes, Like McDonald's.

1678
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:19,480
Speaker 1: Is honestly the girl in Alita ordering black Sea bagels,

1679
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 1: whereas Burger King is at Hashtags.

1680
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,120
Speaker 3: At hashtag restaurant.

1681
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so sad.

1682
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 3: Always you feel bad. But I will say this is

1683
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 3: like when I'm in the airport, like people are at

1684
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 3: the Burger King maybe because McDonald's isn't there.

1685
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's it's also like people are at

1686
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,799
Speaker 1: the Burger King because like the lines are too long at.

1687
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 3: Starbucks that is, and they're very different vibes like, yeah,

1688
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 3: I want fry. I'm like going fries and burger versus

1689
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 3: egg bites. Different, different, very different egg bites. I'm a

1690
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 3: good person that day burgering, Yeah, I'm like, I'm slopping

1691
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 3: filed top them off.

1692
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,599
Speaker 1: They should do an unk special like the Chopped.

1693
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 3: If you're talking on comor to burger, they should.

1694
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: That'd be nice.

1695
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:10,600
Speaker 3: They just look at you, they go, yeah, it's like

1696
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 3: the door person at a Berlin nightclub, but it's for

1697
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 3: whether you're chopped in unk enough to order the chop.

1698
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:22,600
Speaker 1: Guys, Jesus Christ, Wow, I mean should we think we

1699
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 1: should wrap up? Yea, if only because our second guest

1700
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,120
Speaker 1: will be here any second.

1701
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to see who that is.

1702
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,519
Speaker 1: She and I actually have to red straight Shooters for

1703
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: that second episode.

1704
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 3: You believe it or not, I'm gonna bully whoever it is.

1705
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:37,320
Speaker 3: Don't it's Meryl Strap. Don't tell anybody.

1706
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: It would be amazing if Meryl Streep did straight a lab.

1707
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 1: Meryl Street come on the show. She I'm sure she's

1708
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 1: done a podcast, a podcast, but it was like during

1709
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and it was she was on for like

1710
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,440
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes.

1711
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 3: And it was like a Meryl Movies recaps. I gonna

1712
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 3: tell me on it. It's about me.

1713
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was about Julie and Julia my gosh.

1714
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 2: I loved working with an Adams.

1715
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:11,640
Speaker 1: We should we do our final set? Yes, okay. Our

1716
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 1: final segment is called shout outs in the cement. We

1717
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,639
Speaker 1: pay omash to the grand straight tradition of the radio

1718
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: shout out, shouting out to anything that we enjoy. People, places, things, ideas.

1719
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: We will go first and we make them up on

1720
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:26,720
Speaker 1: the spot. Yeah, okay, I'll go, Okay, okay, go what's up?

1721
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 1: Home cooks, home chefs. Rather, I want to give a

1722
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: shout out to making a loaf.

1723
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 2: Make a loaf, it's easy, and I would say it's

1724
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 2: a nice thing to just have in the home. You

1725
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:41,560
Speaker 2: can go sort of healthy with it and make a

1726
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 2: kind of a zucchini bread. You can go not healthy

1727
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Speaker 2: with it. We're talking chocolate, chips, coconut, whatever you want.

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01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 2: It's always easy, it always comes out fine. Yesterday when

1729
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 2: I had my big brunch, I accidentally overcooked mine by

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01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. It came out, it was funny, came out,

1731
01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:01,719
Speaker 2: it was completely fine. I made a turmeric lemon tea

1732
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:05,479
Speaker 2: cake by past guests Alison Roman. It was absolutely delicious

1733
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 2: and here's what you can do. Order in and just

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01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:12,640
Speaker 2: have a homemade dessert then leftover that's your breakfast the

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Speaker 2: next day. So pretty much thank me later.

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01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: Shout out to everyone, Yeah, yeah, okay, what is a freaks,

1737
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 1: losers and perverts. This is especially for you. I want

1738
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:33,759
Speaker 1: to give a huge shout out to not being afraid

1739
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,200
Speaker 1: to be the guy writing on a notebook in a bar.

1740
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: I know that this is a shameful person to be,

1741
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,920
Speaker 1: and I know that as soon as you do this

1742
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: people bring out their pistols and want to shoot at you.

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01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 1: But you have to be brave because sometimes when you're

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01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:51,240
Speaker 1: having one single drink and maybe we'll not's realistick and

1745
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 1: you're writing in your notebook, it's actually the nicest thing

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01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 1: you can ever do to yourself and you're like, I'm

1747
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: in heaven. Plus when you're in a mannic stay after

1748
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 1: seeing a beautiful moving show, sometimes you have to process

1749
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 1: it however you possibly can before you meet a couple

1750
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: of people, because they will be weirded out and won't

1751
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 1: be able to connect because they didn't get tickets. So

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01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 1: shout out to not being afraid. Shout out to writing

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01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: in a notebook in a bar, and shout out to

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01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 1: Morgan Bascus's beautiful show. Xoxo, Sam. Wait, did you go

1755
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 1: from the show to writing in a bar? It's so sweet, Sam.

1756
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:28,599
Speaker 1: I went straight to Julius. I was in. It was crazy.

1757
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: And to do it at Julius, which is a place

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01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: of such history for the kinds of people that Morgan

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01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,759
Speaker 1: is talking about, I mean, I'm getting chills. Oh god,

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01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 1: it was really, really, really something. And then and then

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01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 1: my girls make and management up and I said, I'm

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01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:47,800
Speaker 1: in heaven. I'm in heaven. I'm opening a gay museum.

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01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 3: Speak speaking of speaking of gay museums, let me give

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Speaker 3: a big shout out to the little guys, the big girls,

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01:16:56,320 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 3: and the crying days. This is DJ Maggie Winters, and

1766
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 3: I'm here to give a huge shout out to night showers.

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01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,919
Speaker 3: You guys in the city of New York. You're sweating

1768
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,599
Speaker 3: in a way that you never knew as possible, and

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01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,680
Speaker 3: you did shower before you left. But then you can home,

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01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 3: you go, why are my arms dripping? What I'm gonna

1771
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 3: get in the shower, scrub it down, get into bed.

1772
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 3: And some of you were thinking, I already shower at night,

1773
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 3: good for you. That wasn't my journey, but now I

1774
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 3: kind of am. And it's I'm feeling I'm feeling lush, beautiful.

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01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 3: I'm not feeling chopped or so I'm constantly listening to

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01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 3: is it Audrey Hobert Hilbert, Who's the clown? Okay, you

1777
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 3: guys need to with it. I mean, you guys are

1778
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,360
Speaker 3: chopped on for them? Clown?

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01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is?

1780
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,800
Speaker 3: What do zumi? I want to be wanted? Are you

1781
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 3: as serious?

1782
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:48,679
Speaker 1: She's a singer.

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01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,519
Speaker 3: She's a singer. She's like kind of all over New

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01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 3: York City. She's kind of like singing songs left and right.

1785
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 3: She came out with that an album, Who's the Clown,

1786
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 3: And I'm like listening to it NonStop.

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01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 1: Who's the Clown?

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01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 3: That's what it's called.

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01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,599
Speaker 1: Oh, don't do it? Who's on first?

1790
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:02,880
Speaker 3: Actually asking that?

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01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,800
Speaker 1: And is she a trained clown? No? She's like, so

1792
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: this isn't about clowning, it's about me.

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01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,679
Speaker 2: She's kind of I think she's like.

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01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 3: Who's the clown? Like, who's the justice?

1795
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,679
Speaker 1: I'm literally looking at who's the clown?

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01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Laura Aubrey actually Audrey.

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01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I've seen people talk about this.

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01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:21,760
Speaker 3: I went like this, you guys want to jog at

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01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:24,719
Speaker 3: all or a little very little? That's actually awesome. You shouldn't.

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01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 3: It's like a bad place to be. But like her

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01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,719
Speaker 3: music's good and it's kind of for a girl who's

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01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,160
Speaker 3: kind of like, Okay, that's us. Yeah, you guys are

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01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:32,639
Speaker 3: kind of girl.

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01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of us.

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01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 3: I can't believe I said that. You guys looked at

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01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 3: me like making No.

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01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,560
Speaker 2: I was like which, yeah, I just I was like,

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01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 2: which lever do I pull to be catapulted into space?

1809
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 2: Because I'm embarrassed.

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01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 3: You know, I'm embarrassed. I'm a millennial. I'm millennial, guysni, Yeah,

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01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 3: let's getting I knew you were I knew you.

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01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: Come on, are you guys chopped?

1813
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,759
Speaker 3: Instead of asking someone they're sorrying you? So you guys chopped,

1814
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 3: Like what's going on? No, I'm young.

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01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm young as fuck.

1816
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 3: I met someone twenty two. I had to walk away.

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01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,880
Speaker 1: No, it's really it's like I respect you, but like

1818
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: we shouldn't be talking right, Like.

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01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to know anything you're thinking.

1820
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:12,400
Speaker 1: And like I don't want you to know what I'm

1821
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: thinking like.

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01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but shout out to them, I'm doing great, and like,

1823
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 3: I hope you guys are in bed by now, because I.

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01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 1: Don't you always think like that's what we were like

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01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,760
Speaker 1: at twenty two, Like it's just and someone was at

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01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,400
Speaker 1: every point that you thought you were coming across as

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01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:29,880
Speaker 1: like mature to an older person, they were basically humoring you.

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01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,720
Speaker 1: Well that's almost why I don't want to talk to them,

1830
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,680
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I know, like if you are like

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01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:37,640
Speaker 1: a stand in for me at that age, I'm like,

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01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,720
Speaker 1: uh uh, Like I know what I was like, and

1833
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:40,679
Speaker 1: I was a nightmare.

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01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 3: The way I dressed. I would First of all, I

1835
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,640
Speaker 3: was wearing my mom's clothes because again Tourrid was not

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01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 3: there for me. I was wearing my mom's office close

1837
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,600
Speaker 3: to the club, like not the club. I didn't go

1838
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 3: to the club. Too tall for that kind of stuff, like.

1839
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,680
Speaker 1: The bar, hitting up sidetracks with your gay guys.

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01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 3: I was sometimes and I was wearing like capris, like

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01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 3: it's not good, Like I can't believe I didn't start

1842
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 3: dressing good until maybe five years ago.

1843
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:04,879
Speaker 1: Pandemic.

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01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 3: The pandemic, I said, I'm changing.

1845
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 2: You're suddenly wearing headg or Tobell and Siaga at home,

1846
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 2: I'm doing zoom comedy shows.

1847
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,719
Speaker 1: A black Yeah, you're dressing well.

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01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:18,599
Speaker 2: The black sheer I have seen specifically more and more recently.

1849
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a real thing. I mean maybe it's a

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01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:23,599
Speaker 1: comment on how we're preparing for war.

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01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,800
Speaker 2: There's something about black shoe where I'm also suddenly I

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01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 2: find myself being like, okay, so what exact hair patterns

1853
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,400
Speaker 2: and moles do you have? Like because it's right, it's

1854
01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 2: right there, and it's a little blurst, like.

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01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 1: A big meal, what do you mean like and you're

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01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: like feeling bloated, and then you're like in this like

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01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:38,840
Speaker 1: tight black sheer.

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01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,679
Speaker 3: Of those people aren't eating big meals. And I gotta

1859
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 3: tell you that right now, they're not any big meals.

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01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,719
Speaker 3: Don't you think that's true? That's literally big meals. They're

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01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:49,639
Speaker 3: not any big meal.

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01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're asking the wrong question me. So when you

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01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: go to Pizza Hut, they're like, no, Well, I'm like,

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01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 1: that's that feeling when you get really hungry and a

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01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 1: really big meal and then you're like stomach hurts and

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01:20:59,200 --> 01:20:59,799
Speaker 1: you're like.

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01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,920
Speaker 3: I love that you brought life to them, but that's

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01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,080
Speaker 3: not happening. Yeah, they go to Trader Jows are buying

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01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,800
Speaker 3: the seaweed, some of.

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01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 1: Us are, but sure, sure they sell it for a reason.

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01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:16,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, seaweed to me is crazy, Like if it's available

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01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,759
Speaker 2: as a free snack in an office, maybe I'll snack

1873
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,000
Speaker 2: on it. But the concept of someone putting it on

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01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 2: their grocery list freaks me out.

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01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, you need to you need to remember.

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01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,880
Speaker 3: That Rica Bowl, the Emily Maricool. Yes, people were going

1877
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 3: crazy for seaweed. They were scooping the salmon.

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01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: And at least there was like yeah mao in that.

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01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah that was like a dish, yeah or just.

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01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 2: But I agree with But it's I just like it

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01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 2: really to me, it's only an office snack.

1882
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And I'm not in office.

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01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm not in the office. I'm out.

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01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 2: I'm working from w I'm out of. I identify as

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01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:50,320
Speaker 2: out office. It's not like a temporary state for me.

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01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will not be responding to emails. Maggie. Where

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01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:55,840
Speaker 1: can people find you and see you? And you can't

1888
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: announce you in your podcast? I well, we can cut

1889
01:21:58,439 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 1: it if you want announce it, and then we can

1890
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:00,519
Speaker 1: cut it if it's all out.

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01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, so it's gonna it's called literally life change,

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01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:06,120
Speaker 3: Literally life changing with Maggie Winters, and it's just about

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01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,280
Speaker 3: like things that change, because I'm always kind of like

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01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 3: on TikTok and being like what will change my life?

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01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 3: And it's like, so I want to know.

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01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: So you're asking guests what changed your life or what.

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01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 3: What's something that's literally life changing to you? And it

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01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:19,840
Speaker 3: could be like I started pants. Yeah, like I'm waiting

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01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:21,360
Speaker 3: for someone to be like sobriety and then someone else

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Speaker 3: is like a coffee and it's like that's fun.

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01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a really good idea for a question. That's

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01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 1: what would mine be?

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01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:28,200
Speaker 2: Well, we see you.

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01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 3: Guys come on when I when we're separately and well

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01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:31,639
Speaker 3: you got.

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01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:34,280
Speaker 1: To come back kidding was inarently a joke.

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01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,959
Speaker 2: Hello, we have our own personality.

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01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:36,679
Speaker 1: This was weird.

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01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,439
Speaker 3: No, I wanted you guys to know that. I like,

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01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 3: like twins. I wanted you guys to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: really all right, you're actually you'll come out, but you went.

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01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 3: You can find me at Saggy Splinters SAGGI with an

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01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,800
Speaker 3: I E. Someone did come up to me and says,

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01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,840
Speaker 3: are you Sage Splinters? And I said, well it's it

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01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 3: is saggy like Maggie and I'm doing a show. I'm

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Speaker 3: doing a couple of shows in New York. I'll post

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Speaker 3: about them my thank period and that's about it.

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Speaker 1: Love that well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this has been a delight. Thank you so much

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01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 3: for having me.

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01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 1: So much, so fun. Thanks for coming.

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Speaker 3: I love being in the lab by podcast and now

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