Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. Hey, everybody watching us right now on FaceTime. Hey,
Speaker 1: everybody listening to us on the podcast. Right, Let's roll
Speaker 1: through the top three songs in country music. We did
Speaker 1: not get to them today, so I'd like to play.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I know them. Play me number three,
Speaker 1: no matter where, Sam Hunt twenty three. I'm pretty good
Speaker 1: at this game. Twenty three. Yeah, right. It's always weird
Speaker 1: in the countdown because it's like at number seventeen, it's
Speaker 1: number twenty three, it's wait, should he say the song
Speaker 1: and you sing it? MS next? But that's funny for Amy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, you never know what to be able to.
Speaker 1: I would I see them now? Actually, Cody Johnson at
Speaker 1: number two, till you can't. You got a chase, take
Speaker 1: it chase if you number one. Parker McCall on to
Speaker 1: be loved by you always. Congratulations to Parker particule. I
Speaker 1: saw a story and it just reminded me of a
Speaker 1: story we've never told on the air. I don't think
Speaker 1: that would be inappropriate for the regular show, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that now. And if I've told this story,
Speaker 1: please let me know. The story that inspired me is
Speaker 1: the story that came out just a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Apple Silicon Valley headquarters was partially evacuated on Tuesday after
Speaker 1: an envelope containing an unidentified white powder was found inside
Speaker 1: the facility. The suspicious substance was found by first responders,
Speaker 1: who then ordered everybody to evacuate. It's unclear what it
Speaker 1: could have been. The white powders and envelopes a resemblance
Speaker 1: to anthrax attacks. We have no comment now from Apple,
Speaker 1: but they got everybody out of there, right, So you
Speaker 1: hope that isn't what worst case scenario would be. You
Speaker 1: hope it was just somebody mess and Rowland I think
Speaker 1: playing a practical joke that isn't funny. So there's that
Speaker 1: now the story that I would like to share. And
Speaker 1: I would first like to say, in my lifetime, I
Speaker 1: have never even seen cocaine. I've obviously not done it.
Speaker 1: I've never even seen it. And I know it's prevalent
Speaker 1: in places people sometimes people talk about it like it's
Speaker 1: just a fork, like it's tail and all. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have never seen cocaine. I would like to say that
Speaker 1: one more time. Never seen it, never done it. Don't
Speaker 1: know anybody that does it. I probably know people like
Speaker 1: in the outward circle. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, So just
Speaker 1: not part of my life at all. Once a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, Eddie and I were at Strawberry Festival.
Speaker 1: Was the Wondering Where You're Going? We were playing the
Speaker 1: first year of that. The Ideas have played Strawberry Festival,
Speaker 1: and they give us this massive bowl of strawberries fresh
Speaker 1: and in the middle there's a lot of powdered sugar
Speaker 1: that you dipped the strawberries in. There's no double dipping.
Speaker 1: The rule is no double dipping. You want to get
Speaker 1: your dip on that first one. Great Eddie being funny,
Speaker 1: took some of that white powder and he didn't mean
Speaker 1: for it to be there, but he like put it
Speaker 1: in lines like they do on TV. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: and I will say, I have never seen cocaine. You
Speaker 1: haven't ever seen it that everybody we know what it
Speaker 1: looks like. So Eddie was being funny. I got a
Speaker 1: credit card and credit card it was it was making
Speaker 1: lines with a dollar bill. No, no, no, but this
Speaker 1: is why it became funny. He was cutting it up
Speaker 1: or whatever they say. And he credit card and everybody's
Speaker 1: gotta a little laugh, and he forgets it, he forgets
Speaker 1: that he did it. And there are pictures of just
Speaker 1: us hanging out in the room. In the back of
Speaker 1: the picture, I think we had clients coming. You see
Speaker 1: little white lines that have been cut into perfect and
Speaker 1: we didn't We forgot about it until we had seen
Speaker 1: some pictures weeks later, people that had come in and
Speaker 1: take pictures with us In the back. You see little
Speaker 1: white lads. They must have thought those clients thought you
Speaker 1: were like somebody or somebody We am the raging idiots,
Speaker 1: really hard, like we thought the Strawberries were hard, going hard.
Speaker 1: But Eddie left those and we I'd forgotten about it
Speaker 1: until we were there this last year and they had
Speaker 1: presented another one, and I think Eddie had brought up
Speaker 1: the joke again. Every time I see it, like, well,
Speaker 1: I remember that time's sugar. But so funny that in
Speaker 1: some people's pictures they just probably are assuming that the
Speaker 1: lamest band in the world, the Junior Varsity Wiggles, was
Speaker 1: doing hard drugs. So I've never shared that story. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that I got to do that today. Okay, where
Speaker 1: to next? A woman has a glass tumbler removed from
Speaker 1: her bladder after four years, like a big get in there. Well,
Speaker 1: both are great questions. And anytime they have to pull
Speaker 1: anything out of your body that's been in there for
Speaker 1: a long time, I just imagine your body's kind of
Speaker 1: grown over it, and it's also reacted in a negative
Speaker 1: way that you didn't know why, you know. Forty five
Speaker 1: year old one went to the hospital playing of symptoms.
Speaker 1: It sounded like a uti. When doctors did scans to
Speaker 1: make sure there were no other problems, they showed an
Speaker 1: eight cinimeter bladderstone that had formed around a small glass tumbler.
Speaker 1: The woman admitted she didn't. Yeah, I'm gonna we're on
Speaker 1: the post show. She did not. She she didn't swallow,
Speaker 1: did she? She put it somewhere else? Why erotic purposes
Speaker 1: in the then? I guess she just forgot which orphice
Speaker 1: ear may mean you get erotic with you? I guess
Speaker 1: you could. And he goes around her bladder. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was joking. I was joking, real, Yeah, yeah, which way though,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would assume because she's an open
Speaker 1: side bottom, I just met which hole? Oh oh, but
Speaker 1: I would assume are you sure? Yeah? Okay, I I
Speaker 1: don't know, Yeah, I know, but I would think for
Speaker 1: her bladder though where this? Um you don't because like,
Speaker 1: how well there's one right there, right here. That's impossible
Speaker 1: it obviously, I mean, it's not the whole thing. A
Speaker 1: baby comes out, imagine that. I mean, I just different
Speaker 1: left it. That to me is the impossible part. You
Speaker 1: just continued about your day when there, and she forgot
Speaker 1: about it. You know. Yeah, there's it's a big it's
Speaker 1: a big glass, guys, sort it's like this big one.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, is it skinny? No? Narrow? I don't get it, Mike,
Speaker 1: Rid's bigger than we would think. I would think it
Speaker 1: would be a shot glass when I first read it,
Speaker 1: I thought it would be a it's eight o ounces.
Speaker 1: It's eight ounces. That's a that's a whole coffee cup
Speaker 1: full of water. So like did they go and like
Speaker 1: she like, I know you mentioned this, but why is
Speaker 1: it still there? She forgot or she couldn't get it
Speaker 1: out and she was embarrassed and didn't say, but how
Speaker 1: hard to get out? Do you just think it's gonna
Speaker 1: come out like a splinter, like eventually it's just gonna
Speaker 1: find its way out. I don't know, that so many questions.
Speaker 1: That is unfortunate, Mike. Does it go into why it
Speaker 1: had been in there so long? Because I did not
Speaker 1: see that, and that bladderstone had formed around the glass.
Speaker 1: If I tells you, I big. The bladerstone was lunchboxes. Google.
Speaker 1: It's like a coconnuts but in half. Honestly, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was having UTIs for years. So again she may not
Speaker 1: have known or remembered. Maybe she was drunk or something. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't. That's why I don't drink because
Speaker 1: I didn't the news up. Oh it was once it
Speaker 1: was inside, it was in there so long it become
Speaker 1: calcified because to protect the body. That is crazy. Hey,
Speaker 1: body's the cool thing. Man. Treat brain. You want to
Speaker 1: know what that is. Gonna take a guess on what
Speaker 1: treat brain is, Morgan, don't guess, Morgan, tell me about this.
Speaker 1: But has to do with the things that are fired
Speaker 1: off when you treat yourself. Yes, treat Oh, treat yourself
Speaker 1: is interesting. The emotions you got it, Amy, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Treat brain is a mindset we feed into
Speaker 1: sometimes way too often, and we say, hey, it's okay
Speaker 1: to treat ourself. And that's treat brain gets us in trouble. Oh,
Speaker 1: how treat brain is wrecking your financials? This is from Stylists.
Speaker 1: Psychologist Carolyn Mayer says, treat brain is not unusual. It's
Speaker 1: a very real phenomenon. The pandemic has shown us how
Speaker 1: fragile and short life can be. So so many of
Speaker 1: us now go, you should treat ourself. But the thing
Speaker 1: is you're spending way too much money because you keep thinking,
Speaker 1: I need to treat myself. It's a distraction to the
Speaker 1: hit of dopamine from buying something new. We like that
Speaker 1: feeling oh ah, but eventually that goes away. But you
Speaker 1: know what doesn't come back, your money. That's true. How
Speaker 1: often do you treat yourself? I don't know what that means?
Speaker 1: What you mean you just explained it meaning with me specifically,
Speaker 1: I think our versions of treat yourself would be different
Speaker 1: because I don't have kids, I don't have responsibility. I
Speaker 1: have extremely different responsibilities. And I would assume that being
Speaker 1: a parent keeps you from buying yourself as much because
Speaker 1: of the kids. Where my responsibilities aren't financial outwardly responsibility
Speaker 1: of taken care of things. But you also feel like
Speaker 1: you deserve more treats when you're taking care of kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, Okay, I don't know it, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I'm a big treat yourself guy.
Speaker 1: But I'm a guy that goes. Yeah, I could probably
Speaker 1: get that. But it's not a treat. It's I justify
Speaker 1: it based on Okay, Well, I didn't waste a lot
Speaker 1: of money this month. We've not ordered a whole lot
Speaker 1: from Uber eats. Um, I'm good. I've got a good job.
Speaker 1: I go buy it. So I don't choose treat yourself shoes.
Speaker 1: I don't do that near as much. Yeah, there's I
Speaker 1: still like shoes. I did do a treat myself in
Speaker 1: Vegas and we all went shopping together, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: pull the trigger on the shoes. They're a bit too expensive.
Speaker 1: But the next day I went, Man, I just did
Speaker 1: a hole hour long cute, a keynote and comedy act
Speaker 1: for nine thousand people. I just made good money, So
Speaker 1: why not take a little bit of that and buy
Speaker 1: a pair of nice shoes. And that is what and
Speaker 1: that is what I treat. That is what I did.
Speaker 1: Is I made more. Yeah, but I still really like
Speaker 1: the shoes. Yeah, but I made more in the money
Speaker 1: than I spent, So it wasn't like I did something
Speaker 1: and then treating myself I went money. That's negative. That's
Speaker 1: financially responsible to treat yourself. Yeah, I didn't mean did
Speaker 1: you feel the hit like that? Didn't you got the rush?
Speaker 1: I still have it? Yeah, Yeah, when I wear them,
Speaker 1: I'm like, these shoes rock. Okay, that's worth it them.
Speaker 1: It don't matter. Oh, but I would say it's a
Speaker 1: treat yourself done responsibly. That's a good call. Yes, But
Speaker 1: what people could do is find ways to treat themselves
Speaker 1: that don't cost money, like giving yourself a massage, taking
Speaker 1: a bath. Sometimes I feel like I deserve this. I
Speaker 1: give myself an hour massage with the world. You ever try,
Speaker 1: it's just not the same. Because I love Here's what
Speaker 1: I love. I love a foot rub and a head
Speaker 1: scratch and a hand rub. I would just go and
Speaker 1: have that done for an hour. My feet in my hands,
Speaker 1: in my head scratched. I don't need the shoulders. It's
Speaker 1: following bad. Yeah, Like if I could have please go
Speaker 1: ask for that someone, if I could have somebody on
Speaker 1: my feet, somebody on my hands while oh, at the
Speaker 1: same time, like a prince. Yeah, that would be treat
Speaker 1: or something. Those kings they talk about in the Bible,
Speaker 1: and I don't want it, but if they wanted to
Speaker 1: have one of those big feathers, I'd take it. With
Speaker 1: grapes everywhere. Yeah, but have you ever done there? Those
Speaker 1: those guns? We have one? Yeah? You do? How do those?
Speaker 1: My kids talk about that all the time, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we see it on TV? Is that cool? I don't
Speaker 1: know that. It feels like it's a pleasure. But why
Speaker 1: I have one? It was gifted to me from my
Speaker 1: in laws. Um. I train harder than I should, so
Speaker 1: I'm often sore or injured, and so it is good
Speaker 1: for me to muscle release. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: said train and she laughing. I do leave training for
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. Do you say you work out? No?
Speaker 1: I train hard? Oho, I do stuff that people doing
Speaker 1: their training for things. But to be fair of those
Speaker 1: people at the gyms that called trainers, but you're not.
Speaker 1: They're not training you to do anything exactly. They're training.
Speaker 1: You can hate all you want. No, I just thought, oh,
Speaker 1: you did that's well. I didn't know if you were
Speaker 1: revealing something like you're training for something. I am training
Speaker 1: for nothing, which is ridiculous. Train. No, I try to
Speaker 1: have better time. I try to do better. You do.
Speaker 1: You're training against yourself. Sure, And I look at times
Speaker 1: and we're doing certain sprint girls, and I'm like, am
Speaker 1: I getting better? Am I gonna? So I feel like
Speaker 1: that's me training to get better. I'm just working out.
Speaker 1: It's good. So screw everybody whoa the name is screw it.
Speaker 1: When the earlier thing when I said, you're screwed or yeah,
Speaker 1: um okay. So we talked about treat brain. I got
Speaker 1: a couple of things I want to mention here. A
Speaker 1: man's busted for shipping scorpions and labeling them as chocolate.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. You like Caitlin has, which is interesting,
Speaker 1: and I think I would eat them if I like
Speaker 1: dark chocolate. I hate dark chocolate. It's the worst. Oh
Speaker 1: I like it. But the things that you eat A probiotic.
Speaker 1: She has chocolate probiotic, let's go. I think I gave
Speaker 1: it to her. Well, she we ordered them in the mail. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I know, while I gifted her
Speaker 1: like it was part of her birthday present. I threw
Speaker 1: in some chocolates with well, I don't know it's a
Speaker 1: specific seal. Oh no, I don't know, never mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And she when she found him, she was like, I
Speaker 1: think you'll like these two because I never remember to
Speaker 1: eat my probotics and if always forget, she'd put him
Speaker 1: in one of those pill pockets, like my due. My
Speaker 1: dogs were doing the donut and I'll eat that um.
Speaker 1: And she's like, we were looking for ways for me
Speaker 1: to remember. And she bought these sealed chocolate but they
Speaker 1: got to the house they were dark chocolate. And so
Speaker 1: sometimes I know she hides food. I don't know it,
Speaker 1: but I know it, like because I eat every if
Speaker 1: there's something good, I'll eat the whole thing. And I
Speaker 1: think she worried I was gonna beat all the probotics
Speaker 1: in one day. Yeah, that might not be good. But
Speaker 1: I hate dark chocolate, so I don't touch them. But
Speaker 1: she likes them. And it's too it's a probotic and
Speaker 1: it's dark chocolate. Yeah, okay, that's totally different. I gave
Speaker 1: her PMS chocolate. An organ man's playing guilty to illegally
Speaker 1: importing and exporting live scorpions. Darren Drake was accused of
Speaker 1: sending and receiving hundreds of live scorpions too, and from Germany, Michigan,
Speaker 1: and Texas. In one case, he labeled the venomous creatures
Speaker 1: as chocolates. Venomous. But why would you want? Like, why
Speaker 1: are you importing and exporting? What's the industry? What do
Speaker 1: you make out of the k e Z nine news
Speaker 1: is the source there? He's just you know, maybe he
Speaker 1: likes to live on the edge. Maybe he's selling. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: but who buys them from the market? He eats, he
Speaker 1: eats them. Maybe it's aloisonous. No, no no, no, that's their pets.
Speaker 1: People have weird but like the risk of like playing
Speaker 1: with their pet. Mike gets wrestler with the score Field
Speaker 1: Pentagon investigator claims service members had paranormal activity after visiting
Speaker 1: skin Walker Ranch. Skinwalker, What do you mean Skywalker? Says Skinwalker?
Speaker 1: On this it's like a dirty version of Skywalker, he says, Skinwalker. Ready,
Speaker 1: where is that? I thought that might have a typer too.
Speaker 1: Um James like Katski, a retired Defense Intelligence Agency officer,
Speaker 1: along with a contractor Calm Kellner, are claiming that three
Speaker 1: members of the military have had unexplainable things happen at
Speaker 1: their homes. The activity includes orbs, dark figures in their
Speaker 1: bedrooms and strange noises. One of the men and his
Speaker 1: family say they saw a wolf like creature walking its
Speaker 1: hind legs and staring through the windows of their home
Speaker 1: since returning from working at skin Walker Ranch in Utah.
Speaker 1: From it's ben dubbed the UFO Ranch. It's got fifty
Speaker 1: years of odd events that have gone down there. Oh,
Speaker 1: wolf walking on its hind legs. That's crazy. Wow, sounds
Speaker 1: like they're doing drugs out there. It sounds like that's
Speaker 1: what happened to me if I was doing some sort
Speaker 1: of drugs. Correct. Yeah, but it's like what people see
Speaker 1: when you check into the ranch, you get a some LSD.
Speaker 1: Skinwalker Ranch, known as Sherman Ranch, is in Utah. It
Speaker 1: is supposed to be the site of paranormal and UFO
Speaker 1: related activities. Its name is taken from skin Walker of
Speaker 1: Navajo legend concerning vengeful Oh Shamans, Shamans shalmans. That's who
Speaker 1: will give you mushrooms? And what if what if it's here?
Speaker 1: What if it's there? Hey, well there's a TV show
Speaker 1: about it too. Let's send lunch walks to skin Walker. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're an abbey. I feel like there should be something
Speaker 1: a drive. It'd be fun. Can you go? Can you
Speaker 1: can you reserve a room there? Or do you have
Speaker 1: to be just let in? Probably just right. It's probably
Speaker 1: like a government situation, Mike. You can't just hop into Skinwalker.
Speaker 1: I'll take the desert view you please, and skin Walker
Speaker 1: a weird name unless you know, yes, exactly why it
Speaker 1: was named that. Uh, let's see, lunchbok is all the
Speaker 1: most disgusting thing he's ever seen in his life. Well
Speaker 1: is it the passifier thing? Yeah? Wait, what, so where?
Speaker 1: Tell them what you saw, but then give me an
Speaker 1: idea of exactly where. Okay, So it was like a
Speaker 1: big garage sale. I guess is it's called a consignment sale.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. But they had a
Speaker 1: bunch of used baby kids stuff and you're going through.
Speaker 1: You got closed toy strollers, car seats, and then there's
Speaker 1: a been I've used passifiers and buy it for cheap,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, that shouldn't be allowed. That should
Speaker 1: be against health code violations to sell used passifiers. Well,
Speaker 1: it does on the surface seemed gross. If you boiled them,
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. We do all the time.
Speaker 1: You boil passifiers. It's fine, kills everything and probably saves
Speaker 1: you a bunch of money. People that can't afford passifiers
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, hey, look we can How much
Speaker 1: are passifiers passifiers? No? But to some people. And also
Speaker 1: you get by five of them you have multiple kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yes it does. I mean I saw that and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna call the city and get this
Speaker 1: place shut down. Oh religious trying to help. No, I
Speaker 1: understand they're trying to help, but I was like, there's
Speaker 1: no way it's legal to sell used passifiers. Now, it's true.
Speaker 1: They can't. You can't resell like a car seats, that's illegal.
Speaker 1: Why because it's a safety you Why why not on
Speaker 1: Facebook marketplace? I think technically you can sell it, but
Speaker 1: I think it's illegal to resell a You're gonna get
Speaker 1: pulled over and be like I bought this used, Like
Speaker 1: how are they going to know? I think it's not that.
Speaker 1: I think it's if they see someone selling a used
Speaker 1: one in a store. But why wouldn't Car seats are
Speaker 1: so expensive? I know because of the quality. You don't
Speaker 1: know if they've damaged something. Stick degrades over time is
Speaker 1: what it says manufacturers may want to protect themselves from
Speaker 1: possible liability and perhaps expiration periods, like they say, it's
Speaker 1: not worth the risk to ever buy a used Carson,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are saying it's conspiracy just
Speaker 1: to sell more car seats. Though probably that's the mattress
Speaker 1: people do. You can't sell mattresses' no, and you got
Speaker 1: to get a new one every four years or whatever.
Speaker 1: They say, Oh, I've had mine for like fifteen, you can,
Speaker 1: it's probably it's time. I don't think so. No, you
Speaker 1: can't cut the tag off of them. You can't eat
Speaker 1: the packet that's in the box. Maybe it's state to state.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I just didn't. I thought you couldn't. Oh,
Speaker 1: or you can't donate a mattress. Maybe that's maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't quote me. They don't like you
Speaker 1: to donate dirty clothes. Why you can wash them and don't.
Speaker 1: We're just rolling off each other. I mean what you
Speaker 1: can cannot do? Yeah, it just pivots um. All right,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a short one today. How
Speaker 1: long is thisen? Right? At least fifteen minutes? I'd say twenty.
Speaker 1: It was twenty on forty five seconds. Nice anything you'd
Speaker 1: like to say, Amy? Yes, yea, I would like this
Speaker 1: for Amy. What you can go over to Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: dot com and you can anything you get that has
Speaker 1: Pimp and Joy on it is gonna be donated to
Speaker 1: the orphanage that Amy's kids came from. And why you
Speaker 1: ask why because they need money. That orphanage needs money.
Speaker 1: They're struggling right now. And so for Amy's birthday, she said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I approached herans of what would you like for us
Speaker 1: to do? And she said, I would like for you
Speaker 1: to do this, And I thought, how selfless of you
Speaker 1: and if our listeners would like to get a little something,
Speaker 1: it can go and help the orphanage. Was that what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, Amy, Well, I'll just piggyback onto it
Speaker 1: and say that I know, I hope. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of loyal b teamers to purchased Pimp and Joy before.
Speaker 1: So we decided to add like a new collegiate option
Speaker 1: with like really cute multicolored like three peet Pimp and
Speaker 1: Joy in a row. So there is new stuff. So
Speaker 1: if you've shopped before, we have a new tied eye
Speaker 1: option too. And then sweatpants like the joggers. Those have
Speaker 1: been sold out forever and we were finally able to
Speaker 1: restock those last night because like finding things because of
Speaker 1: COVID the last shipping and all the things. So those
Speaker 1: are restocked and I know a lot of people like those.
Speaker 1: So just just so you know, there's new options and
Speaker 1: all proceeds as always are going. And I mean the
Speaker 1: Orphanage is always going to have a special place in
Speaker 1: my heart. I mean that's that's where my kids spent
Speaker 1: more time than they've even been here with me in America.
Speaker 1: So and some of the kids that they were there
Speaker 1: with are still there and just crazy to think, like
Speaker 1: some of the there's these boys, they're seventeen and they're
Speaker 1: about to age out their triplets and yeah, and so
Speaker 1: some of these funds we might be able to use
Speaker 1: them to send them to trade school, because once you
Speaker 1: age out, like the options aren't really to do much.
Speaker 1: But if they could go to carpentry school or electrician school,
Speaker 1: then you know they can have a shot at doing
Speaker 1: something with their life because they didn't get adopted. And
Speaker 1: it's just not a pure donation. You're getting something too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that money's going so We're not just saying, hey,
Speaker 1: give us your money. No, treat yourself. It'll get a
Speaker 1: talk about how treat yourself as bad for the brain. No,
Speaker 1: but this is good. This dopamine hit is good because
Speaker 1: then every time you wear it, you'll look down and
Speaker 1: get that dopamine hit, knowing that your purchase was a
Speaker 1: win win, and you'll remember like, oh, this helped the orphanage.
Speaker 1: And I hope they do. But I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: a big fan of that logic, but I hope they do.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tie. Yeah, yeah, I get a job.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna call wraps on that. I feel
Speaker 1: Oh so Bobby Bones dot com for that, Okay, because
Speaker 1: I don't if we said, yeah, it's up on the
Speaker 1: it's up on the front, right Morgan, Yeah it's up there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something to say. But I already
Speaker 1: bought your birthday presents, Mattress. Nope, but it just came
Speaker 1: in the mail yesterday, did it. Yeah, so I'm head
Speaker 1: of schedule. Thank you, we have yours already already gave
Speaker 1: Eddie his early love it. Thank you. I ordered Eddie too,
Speaker 1: you did, Yeah, I want where'd you get years up
Speaker 1: today you are, Oh you got Eddie a present? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How you feel pressured? I texted about it? Did yeah,
Speaker 1: because I needed to know something. She didn't tell me anything.
Speaker 1: I've I had eddies for like three weeks. You did
Speaker 1: for three weeks. Well, and I was like, should I
Speaker 1: give it to him closer to his birthday? When we
Speaker 1: had planned to have dinner like the week before and
Speaker 1: we weren't able to it kind of got canceled for
Speaker 1: some reason. I was gonna give it to you then,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 1: just gonna give it to him now. So I took
Speaker 1: this humongous box love it to a restaurant, wrapped it terribly,
Speaker 1: ran out a rapping paper halfway through. I'd he's holding
Speaker 1: wrap papers, holdingment color amy one percent wrapped it himself
Speaker 1: because it was bad. Well, three different, three different papers,
Speaker 1: and didn't it look like there's love in that though? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Boom and so got it and you will get yours.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's on Friday.
Speaker 1: I'll see here for the show. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 1: just for me, So I don't think that Caylison just
Speaker 1: bring a present and be like, okay, this because I'll
Speaker 1: probably forget that she's involved and be like I did
Speaker 1: this all myself, which is a lie because I tend
Speaker 1: to do that sometimes. Yeah. Um, but all right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right bird, big birthdays Amy, Friday, Eddie, Monday, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Would you ever right that me held it till your birthday? No?
Speaker 1: I like that I have it now, thank you. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care if you tell her it's
Speaker 1: PS five, that's awesome. Yeah, so cool. Did you let
Speaker 1: the kids play? No, they don't even know they have
Speaker 1: They don't even know I have it yet. Is that purposeful? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because as soon as I tell them that I have
Speaker 1: a PS five, they're going to dominate. It really hard
Speaker 1: to get. Yeah, why did you forget it? I got
Speaker 1: I don't really have connection on the internet and paid extra.
Speaker 1: Why on earth would they? I don't. I just don't
Speaker 1: understand why they would make something and not make enough
Speaker 1: of them because Eddie. Then people w on it the
Speaker 1: clamoring supply and demand. Do you ever take economics? Sure,
Speaker 1: but they're not raising the price right, and it's been
Speaker 1: a long time. I understand it. If it's early on
Speaker 1: and they're like created demand. People can't get it, so
Speaker 1: that second wish is like super heavy. Correct. I don't
Speaker 1: know the why. After a year and a half they
Speaker 1: still COVID man nothing you can get. Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So they do make a lot of them, but people
Speaker 1: are just buy them. And that's how I mattered from
Speaker 1: the bolt guy you did? Do you meet him back
Speaker 1: a waffle house? Now I wouldn't do that. Huh, all right?
Speaker 1: Ease of your kids need a bike, how we can
Speaker 1: talk how big? Maybe? Okay, maybe because we just have
Speaker 1: little bikes, Yeah, have one. Maybe they could grow into
Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, I got these two extra bikes.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with them. Amazon. I
Speaker 1: ordered a bike for Christmas for Stevenson, a new one,
Speaker 1: and like, Amazon messed up and sent me three. Well
Speaker 1: here's what happened. How did this not get brought up
Speaker 1: in the show? The Amazon three bikes? Yeah? Well I did?
Speaker 1: I did. I think I show prepped it, but nobody
Speaker 1: ever talked about it. So I just forgot it. And
Speaker 1: then I was we've been organizing the garage this week,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you wrote that you were
Speaker 1: sent three bikes when you ordered one. Yep, Mike, do
Speaker 1: you remember seeing that? You do? Yep, thank you Mike. Well,
Speaker 1: so a lot of it's the presentation, like sometimes race
Speaker 1: and stuff, and it's like ten lines long and he
Speaker 1: writes it all weird. I don't even see the good
Speaker 1: stuff because he's like just click bait ray and there
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah. Well I know. So I have these
Speaker 1: two bikes in a box. They're perfect, and I would
Speaker 1: like to give them to a good home like Amazon didn't.
Speaker 1: I tried to be like, how you want them back,
Speaker 1: but I guess they would have to pay for the
Speaker 1: shipping and they're like, oh, just don't even ship it back.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to sell them. That's not the point,
Speaker 1: Like I want to give these ways maybe crap from
Speaker 1: the back. I just put the bike in there. Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Somebody gets a new bike, crap boy, have to mail
Speaker 1: it out. I'll pay for the shipping. I already checked
Speaker 1: how much shipping? How much shipping? But if we give
Speaker 1: it away a big product, how much is the bike
Speaker 1: away as a prize on the show, we can pay
Speaker 1: for the shipping. Okay, well we'll pump the bikes. What
Speaker 1: about my house? It's a really nice bike. It's more
Speaker 1: I'll say it's yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, they s you
Speaker 1: multiple bikes. Yeah, accidentally. So yeah, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: this is a blessing, you know, And no, it's just
Speaker 1: kind of give them so and Stevenson loves it like
Speaker 1: he loves his bike. Put it together, so we have
Speaker 1: they're they're ready to go. I mean, you'll have to
Speaker 1: assemble it because it's it's in a box. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so many families out there that would
Speaker 1: love a nice bike. This is this is before Christmas.
Speaker 1: To Amy said this, Mike, did I ever save this?
Speaker 1: And then we just didn't get to it, okay, because
Speaker 1: I thought this is interesting enough to put down, so
Speaker 1: at least it made the cut. I think probably it
Speaker 1: just and the holidays got lost. The sheets went away,
Speaker 1: keep sheets of everything. Yeah, and that it probably was
Speaker 1: just because I was like, you guys said three bikes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I figured it, and I haven't thought about it much
Speaker 1: since until Yeah, like I said, we were just cleaning
Speaker 1: out the Girl yesterday and I'm doing that today, cleaning
Speaker 1: up the garage, clean out. Don't touch my stuff. Eddie's
Speaker 1: using my garage for storage. Don't touch my Stuff's made
Speaker 1: me think about Facebook marketplace because I'm gonna push so
Speaker 1: Edie stuff on Facebook. No, no, no, no, no. Little
Speaker 1: robot for sale if anybody wants to robot litter robots?
Speaker 1: What your English is not? Are you? Are you saying
Speaker 1: little or litter? It's for cats a liter the litter
Speaker 1: robot and it's amazing. But my cat is the only
Speaker 1: cat like little robots, no litter robot and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: but but okay, my cat is the only cat in
Speaker 1: the world that doesn't know how to get in the
Speaker 1: little robot and use it. Oh, you get into robot
Speaker 1: in it? No, and then cheats. What's the thing about
Speaker 1: the ground that cleans? Like all these people that love cats,
Speaker 1: they love the little Robot HARDI bi FRDI B Carla
Speaker 1: are listen. It's awesome and I'm so excited. But it
Speaker 1: just my cat didn't know how to use it, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I think, scared of going in. It looks
Speaker 1: like it looks like when the old Salondes when they
Speaker 1: pulled those bowls on their heads dryers. Yeah, whatever that is.
Speaker 1: It looks like the cat's supposed to get into that
Speaker 1: and take a poop. Oh yes, I wouldn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, my cat doesn't. My cat likes the
Speaker 1: open air. We can't have at all. So I wasted
Speaker 1: all this money on this little robot. So that's why
Speaker 1: Facebook marketplaces on my litter robot, litter or robot. It
Speaker 1: sounds like if I can't sell it on Facebook marketplaces
Speaker 1: and I'll bring it in crap from the back, we
Speaker 1: just start bringing our garbage in to get an I've
Speaker 1: been trying to get rid of my piano and anything,
Speaker 1: asking everybody take a piano. Like he was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you have room for another piano. I was, I already
Speaker 1: got one when another one? I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: think that anyone would be like, sure, man, I'll take
Speaker 1: your piano, but everyone's like, mah man, I'm goody. Were
Speaker 1: flying back from Strawberry Festival and Eddie was asking one
Speaker 1: of the band members, hey, have you ever been the
Speaker 1: market for piano? I'm like, but you can't mail that
Speaker 1: one that if Eddie could bring that in crap from
Speaker 1: the back, but they would have to be local, like
Speaker 1: a local winner. It costs so much to just move,
Speaker 1: that's the problem, like shipping, no chance. Moving is expensive? Correct,
Speaker 1: Because he started it at my house when I first
Speaker 1: moved here for a long time, and then when he
Speaker 1: moved he got a piano in there. Now he's ready
Speaker 1: to get rid of it again. We all go. I
Speaker 1: got one yes, and it was the dude that lives
Speaker 1: in an apartment, and I'm like, do you live in
Speaker 1: an apartment? You can? Oh? Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Good luck, thank you. We're all bringing in our that's
Speaker 1: our our prizes. So you want me to bring in
Speaker 1: the bikes. Yeah, I'm bringing in light the bikes on
Speaker 1: my birthday to families that really need a bike. You
Speaker 1: just offered Eddie. You offered him to She took that
Speaker 1: back real quick. You did say, hey, Ady, would you
Speaker 1: like I mean, okay, we are the worst speakers. Did
Speaker 1: I really say no? You know you said I believe
Speaker 1: do your kids need a bike? Yes? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: thought you passed on me doing giving them away to listeners.
Speaker 1: But clearly it just got lost in the mix. Christmas
Speaker 1: again Eddie's but also show probably not okay, we could
Speaker 1: do one on the air, one to Eddie's kids. Okay,
Speaker 1: love it. I don't work if Eddie, that's greats are
Speaker 1: going to fight over the bike. No, no, no, they
Speaker 1: have bikes. There's just one that doesn't. And if it's
Speaker 1: the right size, I'm in picked which one the older one?
Speaker 1: It's like, how policy is he like maybe two? So yeah,
Speaker 1: of course fourteen of course? Yeah, yeah, all right, well okay,
Speaker 1: well I'll bring them in. I need some. They're heavy,
Speaker 1: but I got it. I'll load them up and if
Speaker 1: Scuba says we can ship it, we'll ship it. If not,
Speaker 1: i'll ship it. I mean, I'll cover it, because that's
Speaker 1: what like, you know, it's just it'd be cool to
Speaker 1: give them to someone that really needs a bike. That
Speaker 1: would be cool. Yeah, but all contest winners aren't people.
Speaker 1: We can't only pick people to play the contest that
Speaker 1: really needs your bike. Okay, well they just have to,
Speaker 1: you know what to work out. Yeah, I'm I'm putting
Speaker 1: the energy out there. I'm praying right now that like
Speaker 1: the right person will get the bikes because like in
Speaker 1: the price is right, you don't know if they need
Speaker 1: a washer and dryer, but that's what they don't bring
Speaker 1: up people in desperate need of a blenders. The thing,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Everybody knows a family, So like maybe
Speaker 1: we if a caller wins it, and they don't necessarily
Speaker 1: have a kid. They know somebody that would enjoy the bike,
Speaker 1: or they maybe belong to a church where they could
Speaker 1: donate the bike, or they know a community center where
Speaker 1: they live that could use the bike. You could also
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, but I like to give our listeners things.
Speaker 1: I agree. Okay, we're not arguing with me. Oh you're
Speaker 1: arguing with someone's already convinced. I mean that's all right, cool.
Speaker 1: Do you send your problem with that legally crap from
Speaker 1: the back just be Amy's bike. I mean, I had
Speaker 1: forgot the shipping costs. I'm at one hundred bucks. I know,
Speaker 1: I already calculated it. I had it. I went to
Speaker 1: the upscr's true, so one hundred bucks. Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see if we can get it approved. We've got to
Speaker 1: figure out the logistics of giving it away. How about
Speaker 1: trouble Well, no, we just we play games all the
Speaker 1: time being at will, so just randomly give it away
Speaker 1: to listener. Sko's been talking to the lawyers a little
Speaker 1: too much. All right, We're done. I hope you guys
Speaker 1: have a great day. We will see you tomorrow. By everybody,