Speaker 1: Record lights on Andrew's on his phone, shut.
Speaker 2: Up and don't press record when I'm not looking. But
Speaker 2: you knew that we were doing this, Yes I did.
Speaker 2: You're right, Okay.
Speaker 1: I wish it was a little bit shorter because I
Speaker 1: think that's my favorite of all the songs. It's a
Speaker 1: fun one, but I wish it was a bit shorter.
Speaker 1: I like it. So, hey, welcome to Serial Killers. If
Speaker 1: you're new to the podcast. My name is Scotty B
Speaker 1: and I'm Andrew. And we talk about cereal and we
Speaker 1: think inside the box unless it's a bag, and then
Speaker 1: we don't know what to say. Then it zips close.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're gonna say he what?
Speaker 2: Oh he's trying to make think inside the box like
Speaker 2: he's trying to get it trademarked, trademarked. Yeah you aren't
Speaker 2: you trying to copyright.
Speaker 1: It inside the box? Yeah? No, First of all, don't
Speaker 1: say that because it's someone else will do it, just
Speaker 1: like you know, when I was on Extreme Couponting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always forget that. It's like a fun little
Speaker 2: side story about you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've ever mentioned that. We may have,
Speaker 1: but I was on Extreme Couponting back in twenty eleven,
Speaker 1: and a line that I came up with and said
Speaker 1: on the show is and this house, full price is
Speaker 1: the F word. And lo and behold. Like a month
Speaker 1: or two later, somebody had the website full price is
Speaker 1: the F word. Wow, and nobody would have said that.
Speaker 1: That came from me, truly an innovator.
Speaker 2: Let it be known that if I ever get on
Speaker 2: the show Survivor, it won't ever apply. But I'll be like,
Speaker 2: listen on this tribe, full price.
Speaker 1: Is the F word. It doesn't make sense, but I
Speaker 1: get it, it won't.
Speaker 2: I just want to see that, like come back for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: well thanks, we'll deserve credit.
Speaker 1: Well you had a nice weekend. It's Monday, and thank
Speaker 1: you for being with us. This is episode number sixty. Wow,
Speaker 1: we're old. What is sixty? It's just sixty. That's a
Speaker 1: two quarters then a done. I wasn't talking like the
Speaker 1: monetary sense, but I get it. We could have been
Speaker 1: an aarp or that's fifty fifty five. Yeah, wow, all right,
Speaker 1: so we are we're technically senior citizens.
Speaker 2: Yeah we're getting that sweet sweet discount on rental cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is stupid. Hey, all right, so let's get
Speaker 1: cracking with the cereal. You want to get cracking, Let's
Speaker 1: just back up to that. What what, let's get going?
Speaker 1: I was just trying to come up with a synonym
Speaker 1: for going. So you chose cracking. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's the first that came to mind. Okay, you want
Speaker 1: to go classic or new classic? You want to start
Speaker 1: with classic? Yeah, okay, okay, just said underwhelming. Classics usually boring. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll go classic. It's another variety of cereal that
Speaker 1: we've done a lot of. No, it's not checks, it's
Speaker 1: actually Kellogg's. Okay, So what have we've done a lot
Speaker 1: of varieties of Kellogg's.
Speaker 2: Well, we haven't done cinnabon cereal.
Speaker 1: Cinnabon does not exist, and there's only one variety of
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 2: You've refused to give me. We've done raised Krispy treats,
Speaker 2: frosted flakes. O uh, it's Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, special k Yes, it's a special k oh.
Speaker 1: I know we've done a ton of special case. But
Speaker 1: there's just so many of them that my cereal sack
Speaker 1: is overflowing with caves.
Speaker 2: Please never say your cereal sack is overflowing going down.
Speaker 1: And grab it. You have any idea what riot it is,
Speaker 1: because we've done a lot of them. What have we
Speaker 1: not done yet? I don't know. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what Wednesday make or what we've done.
Speaker 2: Okay, something with a coconut, No, no coconut, something with blueberry.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's chocolate and almond special k. Okay, but why
Speaker 1: are the wins.
Speaker 2: It's just after a while they the special caves all
Speaker 2: taste the same.
Speaker 1: No, it's impossible. They'll have different possible ingredients in them.
Speaker 2: This one has a little bit of chocolate. This one's
Speaker 2: got some almonds. This one has a walnut. At the
Speaker 2: end of the day, I mean.
Speaker 1: Well the nut doesn't really Okay. The Chocolate Delight special
Speaker 1: K actually has chunks of chocolate. This one does not.
Speaker 1: This one has flakes coated with chocolate and slivers of almonds.
Speaker 2: I wish Casey was here because then I could have
Speaker 2: had that oat milk again.
Speaker 1: It was so good. I lied and said I liked it.
Speaker 1: Oh you did?
Speaker 2: That was actually okay, So you confess that in a
Speaker 2: podcast afterwards.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't terrible. Well, you saw I used all
Speaker 1: of that. I only use my milk in one of them. Yeah, true, Sorry,
Speaker 1: the box fell and a flake came out.
Speaker 2: Do you always scream like a girl? Has that like
Speaker 2: always been your thing?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with how girls scream?
Speaker 2: Nothing, it's just when you, as a forty year old man, goes.
Speaker 1: Well, when I get startled, I shriek. So what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do about it? Hid? Whatever? Diamond scares me
Speaker 1: all the time, and I shriek like a girl, and
Speaker 1: she loves it. She laughs, and I have a heart attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite to watch you get scared on
Speaker 2: her Instagram.
Speaker 1: All right, chocolate and almonds special?
Speaker 2: K on's you?
Speaker 1: Ooh what?
Speaker 2: I can't get a piece of chocolate?
Speaker 1: Where's the chocolate? It's on the flakes, I told you,
Speaker 1: don't you listen? Oh it's good. It's really good. It
Speaker 1: reminds me a lot of coco pebbles. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm just gonna give it two balls on a spoom,
Speaker 2: just like that.
Speaker 1: No, I actually I'll give it three balls. Yep, three balls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and give it four. That's a
Speaker 1: little dramatic. I like it. Good chocolate flavor. I don't
Speaker 1: know the hoof, But do you think anybody's listening to
Speaker 1: this that doesn't eat cereal? Like, who the hell would
Speaker 1: listen to this if they didn't like cereal? Two idiots
Speaker 1: on the radio postic Cereal podcast. This is a radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a radio. How is it radio? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Because you're listening in a speaker, So there's a radio.
Speaker 2: What So you're saying concerts or radios because you're listening
Speaker 2: to the concert at some point through speakers.
Speaker 1: All right, you are awarded no points whatever, dude, I
Speaker 1: you have four balls because I like it.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I give this three boles. It's good and
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: You want to just start the whole podcast over all, right,
Speaker 1: but not like the direction it's going.
Speaker 2: Let's just play the fast forward button. Hey, scut Andy,
Speaker 2: you're on your phone?
Speaker 1: All right? Theme song some boys Playsports Boys sorts. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to the new box now. However, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a box, it's a bag. It is a bag. Cool,
Speaker 1: and this came from Oh you know what, I might
Speaker 1: as well just play this Serial Killers listener request. Now,
Speaker 1: this is not the first box of cereal that our listener,
Speaker 1: Matt has sent us. Okay, so he sent us this
Speaker 1: box yesterday, and inside this box is a bag. The
Speaker 1: cereal has been around probably about a year or so. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's still new. It does come in a box,
Speaker 1: but for whatever reason, he sent us the giant family
Speaker 1: size bag. I love it going down to the cereal
Speaker 1: box because it came in a box. You ready, yep?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cooy Christ Yes. Birthday cake. Oh you were excited for
Speaker 1: a half a second and then you saw a birthday cake.
Speaker 1: I don't like birthday cake. You like birthday cakes? Yeah? Again?
Speaker 2: And I've said this. I've said this countless times. Birthday
Speaker 2: cake is not a flavor.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: Do you believe it's a flavor?
Speaker 1: Yes? Or no? No? Because no, it's not. A birthday
Speaker 1: cake is not a flavor. Because if I give you
Speaker 1: a birthday cake chocolate or vanilla or whatever, or.
Speaker 2: It's ice cream. Yeah, please don't take that out.
Speaker 1: I'm taking it out now. You obnoxiously coughing? Is just so.
Speaker 1: It must have He must have been Chip's birthday. He's
Speaker 1: very excited. Look at him. He's holding balloons and he's
Speaker 1: very very happy. That's actually his AA recovery party. It
Speaker 1: probably is great, Chip, Well, it's just great taste of
Speaker 1: birthday cake cookies naturally flavored sweet and cereal. So what
Speaker 1: is it naturally flavored with? I just find it funny
Speaker 1: that the bags they're so floppy. Yeah, but it feels
Speaker 1: so crunchy within it. Yeah. Here, you don't need those.
Speaker 1: It feels very crunchy, right just from touching it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take that back. So General Mills. Remember back in
Speaker 1: the day, this was a Ralston product.
Speaker 2: And my left ball is like gone because of you.
Speaker 1: It's got a zip strip. I love that.
Speaker 2: Zip strips should be mandatory in all boxes in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Can't open it unless you can't open it. And then
Speaker 2: they it didn't open, so the zip strip did nothing.
Speaker 2: You're almost there some Halloween aftermath decorating. You're doing great, Scott,
Speaker 2: Keep it up, keep up the great work. Wow, that
Speaker 2: took four years.
Speaker 1: It's tough to open that.
Speaker 2: Welcome to episode sixty one.
Speaker 1: Killers. We're finally trying birthday cake cook Quiet. Please, that
Speaker 1: was not me. That was me.
Speaker 2: Thank god you poured it in the bowl because people
Speaker 2: forgot what it sounds like when you pour cereal in
Speaker 2: a bowl.
Speaker 1: Listen, dude, dude, what this is? Well, it's Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not radio. This is a podcast where people listen they
Speaker 1: can't see, so it's nice to have sound effects. Millennials
Speaker 1: don't understand. Here's a sound effect of me throwing a
Speaker 1: spoon at Andrew. I'm a metal You a hole ow
Speaker 1: chip your elbow? No, I threw it at your fat belly.
Speaker 1: I'm ninety nine percent sure I broke my wrist because
Speaker 1: of you. You toss it.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm gonna be nice and I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: throw it.
Speaker 1: Look, we may have some brand new listeners from GMA
Speaker 1: on this one, so let's be nice to each other.
Speaker 2: Well, technically, GMA will have aired at least a month.
Speaker 1: Ago by this time. That's true. It's very possible that
Speaker 1: Elvis never even mentioned it. So here you go in
Speaker 1: case you don't know what we're talking about. Like a
Speaker 1: month ago, Elvis was on Good Morning America's Saturday Morning
Speaker 1: and pretty sure that he mentioned this podcast. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: if that's what brought you here, thank you, and I
Speaker 1: hope you're enjoying this. Hi. I'm Scotty B and this
Speaker 1: is post production. I'm editing in my voice like Andrew hates.
Speaker 1: Elvis did not mention us on Good Morning America because
Speaker 1: that segment was cut. Okay, now back to the program.
Speaker 1: Go Cookie Chrisp birthday cake of Mamilla. Yeah, i've it.
Speaker 1: You're right which vanilla. This reminds me of Vanilla Cookie
Speaker 1: Crisp when I was a kid. They don't make that anymore.
Speaker 2: I feel like, don't piss on my leg and tell
Speaker 2: me it's raining. Because this is Vanilla cereal.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: If you actually just tried to pee on me, I
Speaker 2: would have probably dropkicked you in the face.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon, It's not awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: And I have to say it's not widely available.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say this is a forgettable cereal.
Speaker 1: Not much there that I'm enjoying. Matt sent it from Delaware.
Speaker 1: I have not seen this cereal in New York anywhere ever,
Speaker 1: so it is kind of regional. I think, do you
Speaker 1: think people.
Speaker 2: Are sad when they send a cereals? Then we don't
Speaker 2: like it?
Speaker 1: Oh? I like it. I just didn't love it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if it's underwhelming, Matt, I'm sorry I didn't
Speaker 2: like it as much. Would you give it two bowls
Speaker 2: in a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's middle of the road. I got you.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's there, if it's the last cereal
Speaker 2: on earth while I try it. Okay, but that's a
Speaker 2: pretty sad apocalypse if this is the last cereal I
Speaker 2: have to eat? Are we just not talking? Are you
Speaker 2: just leaving me here to dry? Well?
Speaker 1: Because I want to play something out to dry?
Speaker 2: I forgot the out part serial Killers?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's an episode of serial Killers without a bonus box?
Speaker 1: What is it? Andrew? Just not just an episode? What's
Speaker 1: coming soon? Christmas? You're less than one the way? I
Speaker 1: can't win. I don't know if we could talk over this, because.
Speaker 2: It's laugh we can I love talking loud.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shout it off. Okay, Well, the holidays are near.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it past. It's almost Thanksgiving. That's insane.
Speaker 1: It's almost Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is this week?
Speaker 2: That's insane?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope you're spending it with some insane family members. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because well, never mind anyway, going down the cereal sack?
Speaker 2: Oh do that such a personal not at all? Were
Speaker 2: you about to unleash some inner demons on the podcast
Speaker 2: about cereal.
Speaker 1: The Captain is back with limited edition Christmas Crunch. I
Speaker 1: can't it's been around years past, you know, but it
Speaker 1: comes back during the holidays.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't have like gingerbread flavor, does it.
Speaker 1: No, it's just cap'n crunched with colored trees and is
Speaker 1: the start gingerbread flavored cereal. There is but a form
Speaker 1: of life which is coming soon. Okay, it's out there,
Speaker 1: it's making the rounds. But actually by the time I
Speaker 1: get it, I mean and talk about it, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like December already. But that's okay because Christmas season.
Speaker 1: That's cool. So Captain. Look, he's all wrapped up with
Speaker 1: lights on the front of the box, so happy that
Speaker 1: he's releasing his holiday themed cereal. And on the back
Speaker 1: there's little maze with all the cap'n Crunch characters. Smedley's
Speaker 1: there and the whole cast of idiots. Who is that
Speaker 1: scary man. I don't know what his name is, but
Speaker 1: he would steal the stuff back, so he's a cereal
Speaker 1: crook he is, Yeah, and now he gets to decorate
Speaker 1: the tree, which two ornaments are exactly a man in
Speaker 1: my house. Grab your crayons and draw what you think
Speaker 1: crunch Beast is about the hell is crunch Beast? Right?
Speaker 2: There was that always the thing, and that's Smedley was
Speaker 2: crunch Beast a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the crunchberry guy. Remember that commercial I played
Speaker 1: that one. There was a crunchberry commercial I played one
Speaker 1: time and it made that silly noise. That's him, crunch Beast. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right. It's interesting because on the side it shows
Speaker 1: the varieties that they have available and it says crunchberries,
Speaker 1: peanut butarter, crunch in regular. But they also have oops
Speaker 1: aal berries and that cotton candy one is still kind
Speaker 1: of floating around. Yeah, what what people eat? Cotton candy?
Speaker 1: Crunch carnies? Where what carnes?
Speaker 2: You think just traveling carnivals like in the nineteen hundreds,
Speaker 2: they just have.
Speaker 1: No they're still carnies traveling carnivals in the two thousand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they don't ride by train. Yeah, but a carney
Speaker 1: is somebody that works at a carnival and travels around.
Speaker 2: Yes, but again it's not like old school nineteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh you rip the bag.
Speaker 2: This is a flimsy bag.
Speaker 1: There is a flimsy bag. Damn it. I bripped both sides.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a tough poor I hope you
Speaker 1: can handle it. Scut smells like the holidays. What do
Speaker 1: the holidays smell like to you? Holly and pine cones?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I love Christmas. It's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty cool. Even though I'm a Jew, I
Speaker 1: like Christmas. I do like the holiday season. You work
Speaker 1: a marathon, twenty four hour day, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Christmas Day is the best day for me. Chuff freaking
Speaker 1: ching high, double overtime all freaking day and night. Chuff freaking' ching.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? That's the one day I look forward
Speaker 1: to every year.
Speaker 2: I mean, is it really that much more money?
Speaker 1: It's a bunch. That's nice. Yeah, I could make a
Speaker 1: car payment. Great, all right, capt'n Crunch Christmas Crunch ready,
Speaker 1: So there's little trees by both Now wait a minute's
Speaker 1: crunchberry right. I thought it was just playing cap'n Crunch
Speaker 1: with colored pieces in it. All it says is sweetened
Speaker 1: corn and oat cereal fun holiday shapes. But that's definitely
Speaker 1: crunch Perry. They love it. Stars and trees and snowmen
Speaker 1: and sam to hats along with the original pieces.
Speaker 2: Can't go wrong with the capt'n all right, I'm a
Speaker 2: steak fan.
Speaker 1: Oh. Oh thought that was a cinnamon stick. That's the
Speaker 1: tree trunk.
Speaker 2: Oh, it may have been the knife from the scary
Speaker 2: cereal guy that cap been invited to his house.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm into it. Four balls? Why just four?
Speaker 1: Can I ask? Because I reserve higher scores for cocoa
Speaker 1: flavors and marshmallows. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't, I really don't. This is like a premium cereal.
Speaker 2: I gave it five bulls.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't hear that. Yeah, Oh it's another one
Speaker 1: of your favorites. I was going to say, is it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's delicious. You've never had it before.
Speaker 2: But it's crunchberries and I love crunchberries.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going off the rails.
Speaker 2: How we're reviewing the cereals?
Speaker 1: Time to go. That's the timer that we had installed.
Speaker 1: When did we get that? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: felt like hitting the bell. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: serial Killers follow us on social media sites. What that guy? Phil?
Speaker 1: There's an old man with a walker and he broke
Speaker 1: his hip and you're laughing at him.
Speaker 2: It's just a law firm, law firm. Commercials so like,
Speaker 2: did you need compensation? Have you ever fallen and couldn't
Speaker 2: get up? That's their fault, not yours. Call us and
Speaker 2: we'll sue the crap out of them.
Speaker 1: You will get money. And now here's the smoking commercial
Speaker 1: with the black lung in the operation.
Speaker 2: Well, you can't watch this because you don't like visuals.
Speaker 1: No, I can't see anything medical whatsoever. That's weird. You know.
Speaker 1: I tried to give blood one time because they were
Speaker 1: giving away free baseball tickets. So I went in and
Speaker 1: they pricked my finger just to test it first, and
Speaker 1: I started sweating and I slumped over in the chair
Speaker 1: and like, okay, no, I said, can I still have
Speaker 1: the tickets? And they gave them to me because I
Speaker 1: made an effort. But I can't give blood.
Speaker 2: And they say millennials are entitled. You are literally like.
Speaker 1: I'm giving faint. Can I still get tickets? I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm sweating right now thinking about it. I
Speaker 1: can't do anything to do with But like if I was, if,
Speaker 1: what is it about it that like freaks you out?
Speaker 1: And I'm so confused. My biggest fear is I beat
Speaker 1: it up. If I had to give myself shots every day,
Speaker 1: i'd be out. I can't do it. I'd have to
Speaker 1: I can't even think about it. My neighbor has that
Speaker 1: port installed. I can't even the word port makes me sick.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: So it's like you're at a rushaurant someone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: we have a nice port wine tonight.
Speaker 1: Dude. As I get older and things start happening to
Speaker 1: me and I need medical procedures, there's gonna be trouble.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna be the old curmudgeon that's like I refused,
Speaker 2: All right, dad, Well there go your legs.
Speaker 1: Dude. I was at the proctologist one time, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say which one is the proctologist, but oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say what went down. But all
Speaker 1: I know is the nurse was dotting my forehead with
Speaker 1: a wet paper towel to wake me up. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. So thanks again, thanks again for listening.
Speaker 1: This has been Serial Killers episode number sixty.
Speaker 2: Well, looks like we might need to start going back
Speaker 2: to that proctologists because we're in our sixties now.
Speaker 1: No Andy, no plus de fact, isn't it forty five?
Speaker 1: I think forty five is when you're supposed to go
Speaker 1: for the first one.
Speaker 2: I have to go when I'm younger because it's something
Speaker 2: bad runs in the family.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, lucky me. Cool. Yeah, all right, let's medical talk. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean you know I can't do it. I'll fall over.
Speaker 1: You'll hear a thump, and that will be me. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening once again. Please like and subscribe to
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Speaker 2: It is the nicest thing in the world to get
Speaker 2: a good five star review from you guys. Or give
Speaker 2: us a one star and tell us that we're idiots.
Speaker 2: I mean that's always fun too.
Speaker 1: No, only one jerk off gave us two stars. All
Speaker 1: the other ones are five stars. I love that.
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing though, I say that all
Speaker 2: the time you were like, give us one star.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: When I first started saying that, you were the one
Speaker 2: that was like, give us one star. Don't be forcing
Speaker 2: people to give us five stars. And now you're like,
Speaker 2: I need five stars. Only five stars.
Speaker 1: One two, three? Crunch? Oh why are you mad? I
Speaker 1: just you just babbling. But when I speak truth, we're
Speaker 1: we're done eating and people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 2: If anything, this is what they want to hear, is
Speaker 2: me calling you out on your hypocrisies.
Speaker 1: One two three, See you next time. Crunch Yeah, who
Speaker 1: does that? Jerk? You're a jerk, idiot, dumb face, stupid head,
Speaker 1: Are you too, yes, jerk man,