WEBVTT - A Holiday Visit From The Cap’n 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.920 Record lights on Andrew's on his phone, shut. 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:05.760 Up and don't press record when I'm not looking. But 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:08.080 you knew that we were doing this, Yes I did. 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:27.440 You're right, Okay. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:31.319 I wish it was a little bit shorter because I 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.920 think that's my favorite of all the songs. It's a 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:36.000 fun one, but I wish it was a bit shorter. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.879 I like it. So, hey, welcome to Serial Killers. If 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.320 you're new to the podcast. My name is Scotty B 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.639 and I'm Andrew. And we talk about cereal and we 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.599 think inside the box unless it's a bag, and then 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.600 we don't know what to say. Then it zips close. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:52.599 I'm sorry you're gonna say he what? 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.800 Oh he's trying to make think inside the box like 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.760 he's trying to get it trademarked, trademarked. Yeah you aren't 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.200 you trying to copyright. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.080 It inside the box? Yeah? No, First of all, don't 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.160 say that because it's someone else will do it, just 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.240 like you know, when I was on Extreme Couponting. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.080 Yeah, I always forget that. It's like a fun little 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:10.000 side story about you. 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:11.920 I don't know if we've ever mentioned that. We may have, 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.640 but I was on Extreme Couponting back in twenty eleven, 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.720 and a line that I came up with and said 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.679 on the show is and this house, full price is 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.360 the F word. And lo and behold. Like a month 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.280 or two later, somebody had the website full price is 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.960 the F word. Wow, and nobody would have said that. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.039 That came from me, truly an innovator. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.200 Let it be known that if I ever get on 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.280 the show Survivor, it won't ever apply. But I'll be like, 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.200 listen on this tribe, full price. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:41.280 Is the F word. It doesn't make sense, but I 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:41.959 get it, it won't. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.639 I just want to see that, like come back for you. Okay, 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.360 well thanks, we'll deserve credit. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.720 Well you had a nice weekend. It's Monday, and thank 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.480 you for being with us. This is episode number sixty. Wow, 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:56.240 we're old. What is sixty? It's just sixty. That's a 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:01.640 two quarters then a done. I wasn't talking like the 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.800 monetary sense, but I get it. We could have been 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:08.040 an aarp or that's fifty fifty five. Yeah, wow, all right, 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:09.960 so we are we're technically senior citizens. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.840 Yeah we're getting that sweet sweet discount on rental cars. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.400 Yeah, this is stupid. Hey, all right, so let's get 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.120 cracking with the cereal. You want to get cracking, Let's 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.760 just back up to that. What what, let's get going? 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.359 I was just trying to come up with a synonym 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.560 for going. So you chose cracking. Yeah, I don't know, 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.000 that's the first that came to mind. Okay, you want 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.639 to go classic or new classic? You want to start 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:38.359 with classic? Yeah, okay, okay, just said underwhelming. Classics usually boring. Okay, 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:42.840 so we'll go classic. It's another variety of cereal that 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:44.440 we've done a lot of. No, it's not checks, it's 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.480 actually Kellogg's. Okay, So what have we've done a lot 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:48.679 of varieties of Kellogg's. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.280 Well, we haven't done cinnabon cereal. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.720 Cinnabon does not exist, and there's only one variety of 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:55.720 it anyway. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.799 You've refused to give me. We've done raised Krispy treats, 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:05.160 frosted flakes. O uh, it's Kellogg's. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:10.160 Yeah, okay, special k Yes, it's a special k oh. 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.880 I know we've done a ton of special case. But 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.960 there's just so many of them that my cereal sack 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.280 is overflowing with caves. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.680 Please never say your cereal sack is overflowing going down. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.840 And grab it. You have any idea what riot it is, 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.560 because we've done a lot of them. What have we 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.600 not done yet? I don't know. I don't even know 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.399 what Wednesday make or what we've done. 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:34.160 Okay, something with a coconut, No, no coconut, something with blueberry. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:40.440 Okay, it's chocolate and almond special k. Okay, but why 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:41.160 are the wins. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.680 It's just after a while they the special caves all 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:45.400 taste the same. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.200 No, it's impossible. They'll have different possible ingredients in them. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.720 This one has a little bit of chocolate. This one's 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.800 got some almonds. This one has a walnut. At the 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.920 end of the day, I mean. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.560 Well the nut doesn't really Okay. The Chocolate Delight special 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.800 K actually has chunks of chocolate. This one does not. 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:05.160 This one has flakes coated with chocolate and slivers of almonds. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.680 I wish Casey was here because then I could have 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:07.600 had that oat milk again. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.200 It was so good. I lied and said I liked it. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:10.839 Oh you did? 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.600 That was actually okay, So you confess that in a 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:13.880 podcast afterwards. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.840 No, it wasn't terrible. Well, you saw I used all 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:20.239 of that. I only use my milk in one of them. Yeah, true, Sorry, 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.800 the box fell and a flake came out. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.039 Do you always scream like a girl? Has that like 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.880 always been your thing? 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:26.800 What's wrong with how girls scream? 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:30.359 Nothing, it's just when you, as a forty year old man, goes. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:36.279 Well, when I get startled, I shriek. So what are 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.400 you gonna do about it? Hid? Whatever? Diamond scares me 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.120 all the time, and I shriek like a girl, and 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.960 she loves it. She laughs, and I have a heart attack. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.160 Yeah, it's my favorite to watch you get scared on 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:47.080 her Instagram. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:48.599 All right, chocolate and almonds special? 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:49.640 K on's you? 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.600 Ooh what? 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.320 I can't get a piece of chocolate? 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.960 Where's the chocolate? It's on the flakes, I told you, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:05:00.120 don't you listen? Oh it's good. It's really good. It 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.200 reminds me a lot of coco pebbles. Yeah, it's not bad. 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.719 Right, I'm just gonna give it two balls on a spoom, 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:06.240 just like that. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.640 No, I actually I'll give it three balls. Yep, three balls. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.400 I'm gonna go ahead and give it four. That's a 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.479 little dramatic. I like it. Good chocolate flavor. I don't 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.440 know the hoof, But do you think anybody's listening to 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.520 this that doesn't eat cereal? Like, who the hell would 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.240 listen to this if they didn't like cereal? Two idiots 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.839 on the radio postic Cereal podcast. This is a radio. Yeah, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.000 it's a radio. How is it radio? I don't know. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.920 Because you're listening in a speaker, So there's a radio. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:33.320 What So you're saying concerts or radios because you're listening 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.120 to the concert at some point through speakers. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.120 All right, you are awarded no points whatever, dude, I 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.440 you have four balls because I like it. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.400 I yeah, I give this three boles. It's good and 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:42.760 that's it. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.400 You want to just start the whole podcast over all, right, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:46.880 but not like the direction it's going. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.960 Let's just play the fast forward button. Hey, scut Andy, 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:50.680 you're on your phone? 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.560 All right? Theme song some boys Playsports Boys sorts. All right, 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.840 we're gonna go to the new box now. However, yeah, 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.360 it's not a box, it's a bag. It is a bag. Cool, 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.640 and this came from Oh you know what, I might 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:09.960 as well just play this Serial Killers listener request. Now, 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.280 this is not the first box of cereal that our listener, 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.760 Matt has sent us. Okay, so he sent us this 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.120 box yesterday, and inside this box is a bag. The 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.680 cereal has been around probably about a year or so. Okay, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.080 so it's still new. It does come in a box, 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.480 but for whatever reason, he sent us the giant family 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.520 size bag. I love it going down to the cereal 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.080 box because it came in a box. You ready, yep? 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:35.599 Are you ready? 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.120 Yeah? 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:41.159 Cooy Christ Yes. Birthday cake. Oh you were excited for 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.880 a half a second and then you saw a birthday cake. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:47.280 I don't like birthday cake. You like birthday cakes? Yeah? Again? 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:51.000 And I've said this. I've said this countless times. Birthday 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.200 cake is not a flavor. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:52.919 It's not. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.440 Do you believe it's a flavor? 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.800 Yes? Or no? No? Because no, it's not. A birthday 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.080 cake is not a flavor. Because if I give you 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.640 a birthday cake chocolate or vanilla or whatever, or. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.440 It's ice cream. Yeah, please don't take that out. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:09.840 I'm taking it out now. You obnoxiously coughing? Is just so. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.200 It must have He must have been Chip's birthday. He's 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:14.840 very excited. Look at him. He's holding balloons and he's 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.560 very very happy. That's actually his AA recovery party. It 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:22.480 probably is great, Chip, Well, it's just great taste of 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:27.560 birthday cake cookies naturally flavored sweet and cereal. So what 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.040 is it naturally flavored with? I just find it funny 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.160 that the bags they're so floppy. Yeah, but it feels 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:39.600 so crunchy within it. Yeah. Here, you don't need those. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.880 It feels very crunchy, right just from touching it. Yeah, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.360 I'll take that back. So General Mills. Remember back in 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.600 the day, this was a Ralston product. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.080 And my left ball is like gone because of you. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.640 It's got a zip strip. I love that. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.960 Zip strips should be mandatory in all boxes in my opinion. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:04.000 Can't open it unless you can't open it. And then 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.720 they it didn't open, so the zip strip did nothing. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:21.160 You're almost there some Halloween aftermath decorating. You're doing great, Scott, 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:27.880 Keep it up, keep up the great work. Wow, that 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.640 took four years. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:29.840 It's tough to open that. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:31.560 Welcome to episode sixty one. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:37.680 Killers. We're finally trying birthday cake cook Quiet. Please, that 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.560 was not me. That was me. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:43.560 Thank god you poured it in the bowl because people 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.599 forgot what it sounds like when you pour cereal in 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:46.080 a bowl. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.959 Listen, dude, dude, what this is? Well, it's Okay, it's 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.120 not radio. This is a podcast where people listen they 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:56.319 can't see, so it's nice to have sound effects. Millennials 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.920 don't understand. Here's a sound effect of me throwing a 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.960 spoon at Andrew. I'm a metal You a hole ow 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.400 chip your elbow? No, I threw it at your fat belly. 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.040 I'm ninety nine percent sure I broke my wrist because 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.800 of you. You toss it. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.319 No, No, I'm gonna be nice and I'm not gonna 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:15.719 throw it. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.000 Look, we may have some brand new listeners from GMA 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.200 on this one, so let's be nice to each other. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.559 Well, technically, GMA will have aired at least a month. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.400 Ago by this time. That's true. It's very possible that 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.720 Elvis never even mentioned it. So here you go in 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.240 case you don't know what we're talking about. Like a 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.160 month ago, Elvis was on Good Morning America's Saturday Morning 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.120 and pretty sure that he mentioned this podcast. Yeah, so 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.480 if that's what brought you here, thank you, and I 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.920 hope you're enjoying this. Hi. I'm Scotty B and this 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:46.040 is post production. I'm editing in my voice like Andrew hates. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.040 Elvis did not mention us on Good Morning America because 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.520 that segment was cut. Okay, now back to the program. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:58.120 Go Cookie Chrisp birthday cake of Mamilla. Yeah, i've it. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.839 You're right which vanilla. This reminds me of Vanilla Cookie 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.920 Crisp when I was a kid. They don't make that anymore. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.600 I feel like, don't piss on my leg and tell 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.360 me it's raining. Because this is Vanilla cereal. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:09.880 That's it. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.679 If you actually just tried to pee on me, I 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:17.439 would have probably dropkicked you in the face. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.240 Three balls in a spoon, It's not awful. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.360 Yeah, I give it two bowls and a spoon. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.480 And I have to say it's not widely available. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.520 I'm going to say this is a forgettable cereal. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.640 Not much there that I'm enjoying. Matt sent it from Delaware. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.120 I have not seen this cereal in New York anywhere ever, 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.600 so it is kind of regional. I think, do you 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.280 think people. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.920 Are sad when they send a cereals? Then we don't 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:39.320 like it? 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.400 Oh? I like it. I just didn't love it. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:45.000 I'm sorry if it's underwhelming, Matt, I'm sorry I didn't 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.160 like it as much. Would you give it two bowls 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:47.640 in a spoon. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.920 It's good. It's middle of the road. I got you. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.840 I mean, if it's there, if it's the last cereal 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.120 on earth while I try it. Okay, but that's a 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.320 pretty sad apocalypse if this is the last cereal I 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.319 have to eat? Are we just not talking? Are you 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.360 just leaving me here to dry? Well? 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.160 Because I want to play something out to dry? 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:10.160 I forgot the out part serial Killers? 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.000 Yeah? What's an episode of serial Killers without a bonus box? 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:22.199 What is it? Andrew? Just not just an episode? What's 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:28.640 coming soon? Christmas? You're less than one the way? I 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:33.280 can't win. I don't know if we could talk over this, because. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.680 It's laugh we can I love talking loud. 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:41.520 I'm gonna shout it off. Okay, Well, the holidays are near. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:45.320 I can't believe it past. It's almost Thanksgiving. That's insane. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.840 It's almost Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is this week? 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:48.640 That's insane? 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:49.360 That's crazy. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:50.559 Happy Thanksgiving? 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.720 Yeah, I hope you're spending it with some insane family members. Yeah, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.160 because well, never mind anyway, going down the cereal sack? 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.920 Oh do that such a personal not at all? Were 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.360 you about to unleash some inner demons on the podcast 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:03.960 about cereal. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:07.360 The Captain is back with limited edition Christmas Crunch. I 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.320 can't it's been around years past, you know, but it 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:11.640 comes back during the holidays. 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.640 And it doesn't have like gingerbread flavor, does it. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:18.040 No, it's just cap'n crunched with colored trees and is 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:22.000 the start gingerbread flavored cereal. There is but a form 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:26.480 of life which is coming soon. Okay, it's out there, 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.800 it's making the rounds. But actually by the time I 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.720 get it, I mean and talk about it, it's gonna 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.640 be like December already. But that's okay because Christmas season. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.880 That's cool. So Captain. Look, he's all wrapped up with 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.560 lights on the front of the box, so happy that 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.920 he's releasing his holiday themed cereal. And on the back 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.720 there's little maze with all the cap'n Crunch characters. Smedley's 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.080 there and the whole cast of idiots. Who is that 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.320 scary man. I don't know what his name is, but 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.720 he would steal the stuff back, so he's a cereal 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.160 crook he is, Yeah, and now he gets to decorate 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.880 the tree, which two ornaments are exactly a man in 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.640 my house. Grab your crayons and draw what you think 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:02.080 crunch Beast is about the hell is crunch Beast? Right? 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.960 There was that always the thing, and that's Smedley was 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.000 crunch Beast a thing. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.880 Yeah, he's the crunchberry guy. Remember that commercial I played 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.760 that one. There was a crunchberry commercial I played one 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.760 time and it made that silly noise. That's him, crunch Beast. Yes, 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.120 all right. It's interesting because on the side it shows 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.840 the varieties that they have available and it says crunchberries, 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.520 peanut butarter, crunch in regular. But they also have oops 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:26.120 aal berries and that cotton candy one is still kind 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:32.079 of floating around. Yeah, what what people eat? Cotton candy? 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.960 Crunch carnies? Where what carnes? 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.959 You think just traveling carnivals like in the nineteen hundreds, 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:39.959 they just have. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:43.439 No they're still carnies traveling carnivals in the two thousand. Yeah, 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.679 but they don't ride by train. Yeah, but a carney 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:48.680 is somebody that works at a carnival and travels around. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.760 Yes, but again it's not like old school nineteen hundred. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.800 Oh you rip the bag. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:55.080 This is a flimsy bag. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.199 There is a flimsy bag. Damn it. I bripped both sides. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.480 This is gonna be a tough poor I hope you 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.680 can handle it. Scut smells like the holidays. What do 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.640 the holidays smell like to you? Holly and pine cones? 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.840 Oh? Yeah, I love Christmas. It's my favorite. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:13.920 Yeah, it's pretty cool. Even though I'm a Jew, I 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.719 like Christmas. I do like the holiday season. You work 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.240 a marathon, twenty four hour day, right, Oh my god, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.120 Christmas Day is the best day for me. Chuff freaking 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:26.960 ching high, double overtime all freaking day and night. Chuff freaking' ching. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.680 Are you serious? That's the one day I look forward 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:30.320 to every year. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.640 I mean, is it really that much more money? 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.440 It's a bunch. That's nice. Yeah, I could make a 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:41.640 car payment. Great, all right, capt'n Crunch Christmas Crunch ready, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:48.040 So there's little trees by both Now wait a minute's 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.480 crunchberry right. I thought it was just playing cap'n Crunch 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.640 with colored pieces in it. All it says is sweetened 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.320 corn and oat cereal fun holiday shapes. But that's definitely 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.600 crunch Perry. They love it. Stars and trees and snowmen 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.000 and sam to hats along with the original pieces. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.360 Can't go wrong with the capt'n all right, I'm a 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:05.000 steak fan. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.840 Oh. Oh thought that was a cinnamon stick. That's the 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:07.880 tree trunk. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.880 Oh, it may have been the knife from the scary 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.480 cereal guy that cap been invited to his house. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:16.200 You know, I'm into it. Four balls? Why just four? 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.680 Can I ask? Because I reserve higher scores for cocoa 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.800 flavors and marshmallows. I don't get it. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:25.360 I don't, I really don't. This is like a premium cereal. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.120 I gave it five bulls. 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.600 Oh I didn't hear that. Yeah, Oh it's another one 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.880 of your favorites. I was going to say, is it. Yeah? 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.840 I mean it's delicious. You've never had it before. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.200 But it's crunchberries and I love crunchberries. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:38.680 All right, we're going off the rails. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.400 How we're reviewing the cereals? 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.440 Time to go. That's the timer that we had installed. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.600 When did we get that? I don't know. I just 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.600 felt like hitting the bell. Thank you for listening to 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:54.440 serial Killers follow us on social media sites. What that guy? Phil? 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.080 There's an old man with a walker and he broke 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.680 his hip and you're laughing at him. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.480 It's just a law firm, law firm. Commercials so like, 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.560 did you need compensation? Have you ever fallen and couldn't 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.920 get up? That's their fault, not yours. Call us and 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.080 we'll sue the crap out of them. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.120 You will get money. And now here's the smoking commercial 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.600 with the black lung in the operation. 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.240 Well, you can't watch this because you don't like visuals. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.320 No, I can't see anything medical whatsoever. That's weird. You know. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.120 I tried to give blood one time because they were 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.800 giving away free baseball tickets. So I went in and 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.640 they pricked my finger just to test it first, and 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.480 I started sweating and I slumped over in the chair 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.280 and like, okay, no, I said, can I still have 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:34.880 the tickets? And they gave them to me because I 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:36.680 made an effort. But I can't give blood. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.440 And they say millennials are entitled. You are literally like. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.920 I'm giving faint. Can I still get tickets? I can't. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:45.840 I can't. I'm sweating right now thinking about it. I 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.520 can't do anything to do with But like if I was, if, 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.080 what is it about it that like freaks you out? 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.600 And I'm so confused. My biggest fear is I beat 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.680 it up. If I had to give myself shots every day, 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:00.400 i'd be out. I can't do it. I'd have to 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.080 I can't even think about it. My neighbor has that 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.480 port installed. I can't even the word port makes me sick. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.959 I can't do it. I don't know. 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.800 So it's like you're at a rushaurant someone's like, oh, 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:11.159 we have a nice port wine tonight. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.119 Dude. As I get older and things start happening to 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.399 me and I need medical procedures, there's gonna be trouble. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.240 You're just gonna be the old curmudgeon that's like I refused, 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.000 All right, dad, Well there go your legs. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.160 Dude. I was at the proctologist one time, and I'm 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.880 not going to say which one is the proctologist, but oh, 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:28.239 I'm not going to say what went down. But all 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.199 I know is the nurse was dotting my forehead with 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.199 a wet paper towel to wake me up. That's all 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:35.800 I'm gonna say. So thanks again, thanks again for listening. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.760 This has been Serial Killers episode number sixty. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:40.800 Well, looks like we might need to start going back 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.840 to that proctologists because we're in our sixties now. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.080 No Andy, no plus de fact, isn't it forty five? 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:47.800 I think forty five is when you're supposed to go 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:48.400 for the first one. 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:50.280 I have to go when I'm younger because it's something 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:51.480 bad runs in the family. 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:56.800 Oh yeah, lucky me. Cool. Yeah, all right, let's medical talk. Yes, 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:58.479 I mean you know I can't do it. 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