1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo. This is from 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Jesinda and Bowie. Jaesinda writes, my husband was chatting away 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: on his phone and as he walked in, he said, Okay, 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: I'm walking in the house now, so I gotta go. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: I asked why he hung up, and he said so 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: he could focus on me. I got tickled because he's 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: a great liar. Is he a cheater? Too? 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 2: Well? Now hold on, now, hold on now. You got 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 2: to give it to him on that one. That was 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 2: good because I wanted to focus. Oh you like what 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 2: a like? 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 3: Immediately heard it into a positive. That's sir, that lie, 13 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 3: that's the one you want to tell. Jeez you lady, 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 3: you got tickle because he's a great liar. That wasn't 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 3: funny because now you're asking us not only is he 16 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 3: a liar? Is he a Cheatah? You know, I do 17 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 3: like if I'm talking to one of my boys. I 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 3: know how crazy we ay, man, I don't finish go 19 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 3: in the house. Man, I'm gonna hang up now cause 20 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 3: we're talking crazy, right, You know men do that, So 21 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: that's not necessarily was a woman on the phone very 22 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 3: easily could have been a guy, very very easily. 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: But she put it out there that she's not stupid. 24 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 3: Okay, you're married to a really great liar. You married him, 25 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 3: You don't, you don't, you don't thank you a little stupid. 26 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,680 Speaker 3: He don't see you don't see how a little bit 27 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 3: might have creeped in. I'm just saying, let's not put 28 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 3: it all on him. Wow, you know you can't just 29 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 3: do a series of things and then go all of 30 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 3: a sudden. 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 2: I ain't stupid when you. 32 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,919 Speaker 3: As like Kanye come out after this weekend and tell y'all, 33 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 3: remind y'all again he had when all. 34 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: That's what he said. That's what I'm saying. 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: Just moving on to John Paul in Chicago. John Paul writes, 36 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: my wife and I almost had sex this morning, but 37 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: she remembered an argument from four days ago and darn 38 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: near pushed me off the bed. She always acted like 39 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: she's over an argument, but then she'll bring it back 40 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: up at the worst time. 41 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 3: Wow, boy, you must have just gotten married. You know 42 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 3: you don't know that's how this is work. You don't 43 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 3: understand women. 44 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 2: Yes, I know, said bro. 45 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 3: There's no explanation for nothing they do. Ain't no book 46 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 3: on it that you've never have You ever heard the 47 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 3: book How to Understand a Woman? Who that book at me? 48 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 3: Tommy Junior. We can't help you, though't She pushed you off? 49 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 3: And you thought y'all was going to have sex this much? 50 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 3: Guess what what were you argue when I asked four 51 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 3: four days. 52 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,959 Speaker 2: Ago when you knew you was gonna want to have 53 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 2: sex in a good coup of David? See how that worked? 54 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: She said, I ain't forgot y'all move off me move 55 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 2: We hain't even been up on them to get pushed off. Uh, 56 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: I've been walking past. My wife had got pushed What happened? 57 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: Oh well, John Paul, Oh well, that's life. 58 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 2: All right. 59 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: Moving on to Desmond in Talladega, Desmond writes, I went 60 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: to get new tires and one of the guys says 61 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: he recognized me and asked if I'm Ali's husband. He 62 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: said he hasn't seen her in a while, but she 63 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: d m him recently. I skipped the tires and went home. 64 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: Ali said their old friends, and the guy was doing 65 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: too much. Should I go ruin his day like he 66 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: ruined mine? 67 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 3: Well, how you gonna ruin his day? What is he 68 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 3: thinking about doing? H? Yeah, you're gonna go back up 69 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 3: there and whoop his ass. What you're gonna do? What 70 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 3: you're gonna get a tie iron? Whooping your ass and 71 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 3: you go up there messing with people that change tie 72 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 3: We gotta get the ties fixed. That's what we got 73 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 3: to do. That pro for him to have the the 74 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 3: nerve to say that to you, brud, you don't need 75 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 3: to go check your wife. 76 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: He did. 77 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 3: Na nah, I said, you don't need to go check 78 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 3: your wife. Know who you think you are? 79 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 2: Well? 80 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 3: You you you you think so little of me. You're 81 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 3: gonna share that information with me. I'm gonna make you 82 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 3: wish you had to open up your damn mouth right there. 83 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 2: It ain't no ship. I go back down there and 84 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 2: ruin his day? 85 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 3: Who you talking to? Who you think I am? You're 86 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 3: gonna just say this to me now, I ain't seen. 87 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 2: You in a while. 88 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 3: I d M your wife up dog right there, right there, 89 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 3: I'm telling him right there. 90 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,719 Speaker 2: You said, I d M your wife. She d ms him. 91 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,239 Speaker 1: The wife DM him, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the wife DM 92 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: DM him. 93 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 2: And but you're telling me that though, Yeah, no, he's wrong. 94 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Either way we're going I'm gonna deal 95 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: with what I got deal with at home. 96 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 3: But right now, you know there's just this little nine, 97 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 3: that the nine, that moment you have it, this fit 98 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 3: in the backfire. Yeah you know your girl, dm me, 99 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put this good year of town your I'm 100 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 3: gonna be here. 101 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 102 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna need a coupon and get me off you. 103 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 3: You're gonna need a tie. Sal You're gonna sell all 104 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: these time because I'm gonna cut all of them. 105 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: Come on, all right, Last one, Steve, last one. This 106 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: is from Fatima in Palm Beach. She writes, I'm forty 107 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: eight years old and dating several men. I was only 108 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 1: sleeping with one of them until recently. Now I see 109 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: why men love having more than one partner, because variety 110 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: is the most is most definitely the spice of life. 111 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: Why are women frowned upon for this? 112 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 2: Mmm? 113 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 3: Because it's double standards. Because it's double standards. I didn't create, 114 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 3: They've been in existence. 115 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,159 Speaker 2: I've been. 116 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 3: My father told my sisters one time, you can't do 117 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 3: what I do and still be a lady. 118 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 2: You know, I got what you like. But are you 119 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 2: test driving? Once again? 120 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 3: Women don't get into test driving business because all you 121 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 3: gonna end up is droves. Oh alrighty, So when they 122 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 3: find out, I mean you can, like, look, you've got 123 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 3: the power is your body. 124 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 2: You can do what you want to do. Go ahead, 125 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 2: you can make that choice. World we live in now. 126 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 2: But now, when they find out, and if they find out, 127 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 2: you know, it's hard. 128 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 3: It's hard to do more than one man because y'all 129 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 3: have a tendency to care. See you can't you had 130 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 3: to see y'all don't do it like men. Y'all, I'll 131 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 3: actually start caring for somebody. 132 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 2: You got vis You got to put your clothes on, 133 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 2: just get your heads home. Coming up, Thank you, Celo. 134 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: At the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment 135 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: news for you. 136 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 2: Right we're making an eye contact looking at me. 137 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.