WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema Rewid: Flash Gordon (1980)

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. Rewind, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>fun one here for you today. This episode originally published

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<v Speaker 1>two sixteen, twenty twenty four. It is our episode on

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighties Flash Gordon. This movie is an extravaganza, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna dive right in, listen to a little Queen

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<v Speaker 1>and rock out with its cosmic Shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind, a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. This is Rob Lamb and.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Joe McCormick.

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<v Speaker 2>In.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's film on Weird House Cinema is the cheeky nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>eighty science fiction adventure Flash Gordon, allegedly starring Sam J.

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<v Speaker 3>Jones and Max Foncito. But I would say more more

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<v Speaker 3>like arring Brian Blessed and Queen, and boy, what a

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<v Speaker 3>film this is, you know. I was just thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>how we cover all kinds of movies on Weird House Cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>We do good movies, conventionally bad movies, well known movies,

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<v Speaker 3>obscure gems, big and small, loud and quiet. But lately

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<v Speaker 3>I think we've kind of been on a streak. We

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<v Speaker 3>have featured a lot of very big, very loud type

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<v Speaker 3>movies extravaganzas, if you will, specifically movies like this from

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<v Speaker 3>the early nineteen eighties that are kind of a weirdness overload.

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<v Speaker 3>So we did The Apple from the year nineteen eighty,

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<v Speaker 3>we did Zoo Warriors from the Magic Mountain from nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>eighty three, and now we're back with another movie of

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<v Speaker 3>this type yet again from the year nineteen eighty and

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<v Speaker 3>its Flash Gordon. In the tradition of the other two

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<v Speaker 3>I just mentioned, this movie is a lot. It is

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<v Speaker 3>almost overwhelming in its thrilling and hilarious flamboyance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's so much here. This is the film seen

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<v Speaker 1>many times over the years, and yet going into it again,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, watching it maybe for the first time in

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<v Speaker 1>oh maybe ten years, there's so much I'd forgotten. So

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<v Speaker 1>there were the big things that I was eager to

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<v Speaker 1>re experience, and then equally overwhelming things that had slipped

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, and things that were maybe a little more

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<v Speaker 1>subtle that are also just as weird and wonderful. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite an experience. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>There are a lot of things I want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about with this movie, but one thing that really struck

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<v Speaker 3>me about it is that, and of course it's not

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<v Speaker 3>the only movie of this sort, but it felt really

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<v Speaker 3>strong here is that this is a movie made with

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<v Speaker 3>a palpable sense of nostalgia. It feels interesting because this

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<v Speaker 3>now is a movie that's like forty three, forty four

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<v Speaker 3>years old. Probably a lot of current adults have nostalgia

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<v Speaker 3>foreseeing the nineteen eighty Flash Gordon movie as a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's also a project where you can feel how

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<v Speaker 3>the filmmakers were trying to with some ironic distance, just

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<v Speaker 3>like shamelessly indulge in nostalgia for a type of storytelling

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<v Speaker 3>they themselves had loved as children, maybe forty years or

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<v Speaker 3>so before that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, getting into Flash Gordon's origins as a Depression

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<v Speaker 1>era comic book, it's passed as a part of these

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<v Speaker 1>various action serials and so forth. It was a very

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<v Speaker 1>influential series, a very influential fiction on a number of

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<v Speaker 1>future filmmakers, future writers, future comic book authors and illustrators, etc.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this movie is not overtly a comedy. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>you would say that the genre is science fiction adventure.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is a deeply funny movie. And you could

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<v Speaker 3>look at movies like that that are, you know, not

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<v Speaker 3>overtly comedies but are very funny, as the kind that

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<v Speaker 3>are intentionally funny and the kind that are not so

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<v Speaker 3>intentionally funny, maybe the latter category, you know, ed wood

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<v Speaker 3>films such this movie, though, is very intentionally funny, even

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<v Speaker 3>though comedy is not its overt category. One way I

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<v Speaker 3>would describe this is a defining sensation in watching Flash

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<v Speaker 3>Gordon is the thin clacking sound of plastic pieces of

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<v Speaker 3>costume armor hitting one another in the battle scenes. Like

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<v Speaker 3>it feels like a significant choice that there was not

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<v Speaker 3>an attempt to edit out that plastic clacking sound or

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<v Speaker 3>to like folly in a weightier sound. It's just part

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<v Speaker 3>of the magic of Flash Gordon. You are supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>hear the plastic on plastic grind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good point about that. The plastic armor. Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so much plastic armor. Yeah. It is an extravagant

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<v Speaker 1>campy updating again of this old comic book, this old

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<v Speaker 1>series into a kind of late seventies cinematic vision comes

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<v Speaker 1>out in nineteen eighty, but you know very much the

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<v Speaker 1>late nineteen seventies trajectory getting this film made and it

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<v Speaker 1>is out it out yet another sci fi film of

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<v Speaker 1>this era that was chasing the hit that was Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars MM, which is ironic, of course, because George Lucas

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<v Speaker 1>was heavily inspired by the old Flash Gordon comic books

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<v Speaker 1>and actually wanted to make a film adaptation at one point,

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<v Speaker 1>but the rights were too expensive, so he began an

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<v Speaker 1>alternate journey that would result in Star Wars and the

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars franchise that would spill out of it. In

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<v Speaker 1>the wake of the success of Star Wars, however, famed

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<v Speaker 1>Italian producer Dino de Larentz, who've talked about on the

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<v Speaker 1>show before, picked up the film rights and set out

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<v Speaker 1>to produce the picture.

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<v Speaker 3>That is funny and Yeah, I was wondering about exactly

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of thing, because for a long time I've

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<v Speaker 3>understood that part of the animating spirit behind the creation

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<v Speaker 3>of Star Wars was an excitement for this type of

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<v Speaker 3>storytelling that George Lucas remembered from when he was a kid, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like the adventure serials and stuff, and he wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>recreate that feeling with his own movie. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>I realized that he directly wanted to do an update

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<v Speaker 3>of the Flash Gordon comics but but that would make

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of sense. Ultimately we got Star Wars, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a you know, more new, original kind of thing,

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<v Speaker 3>which is wonderful in its own right. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like so you're saying that the Star Wars that George

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<v Speaker 3>Lucas had to make because he couldn't make he couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>get the rights to Flash Gordon ultimately inspired them to

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<v Speaker 3>make a new Flash Gordon movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Essentially, Star Wars is an evolution of the

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<v Speaker 1>basic concept. So in a way, what you know, Dealer

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting sets up to do is kind of it almost

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<v Speaker 1>feels kind of backwards by comparison, Let's go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that inspired the amazing new thing and see

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<v Speaker 1>what we can create. And you know, to their credit,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't feel as much in its substance like a

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars ripoff. It doesn't feel like you're chasing Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars so much, certainly not as much as other pictures

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<v Speaker 1>we've talked about. But yeah, with this film have come

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<v Speaker 1>into being without Star War being the success that it was,

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<v Speaker 1>he can make a strong argument that it would not. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Dino de Lorento's was not going to direct this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's a predominantly, it's always been a producer

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<v Speaker 1>puts the pieces together right. At one point he had

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<v Speaker 1>none other than Nicholas Rogue attached, who of course directed

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<v Speaker 1>The Man Who Fell to Earth, which we previously discussed

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Flash Gordon the way that it is, but

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we could have seen the Nicholas Rogue version.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm imagining it would be a lot sadder and more

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<v Speaker 3>psychologically complex and would have like fifty times more full

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<v Speaker 3>frontal nudity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there's there's actually a whole special feature about

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<v Speaker 1>this project that never came to be on the Arrow

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<v Speaker 1>Blu ray of Flash Gordon, which I watch for this

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<v Speaker 1>this episode rendered from videodrome. Of course, Rogue apparently wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make a big Hollywood picture, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>work went into writing and storyboarding his vision for Flash,

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<v Speaker 1>and they point out that Rogue was notoriously protective of

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<v Speaker 1>his vision for a picture. In the end, however, Dino

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think that his vision was fun or funny enough.

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<v Speaker 1>It was apparently like pretty serious and you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you'd imagine, it wasn't as campy as what we

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<v Speaker 1>end up getting, and so he Dino de Lerence is

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<v Speaker 1>get ends up going in a different direction, someone perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>more suited in his view for the vision that he

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<v Speaker 1>sees for Flash Gordon. And also, according to some of

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<v Speaker 1>the commentators that they talked to in this feature, atte

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's maybe a little a little more willing to

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<v Speaker 1>play the game with a producer like Dino. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's always fun to imagine, you know, pictures that could

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<v Speaker 1>have been, especially with some of these big, big films

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<v Speaker 1>like this. But you know, it's hard. It's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>imagine another version of Flash Gordon being as fun as

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<v Speaker 1>this one is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that would fully depend on whether they got

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<v Speaker 3>Brian Blessed or not. And it's sounds like the rogue

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<v Speaker 3>version of this film, Brian Blessed's presence would not make

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<v Speaker 3>as much sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is the atlas holding up this picture. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have an elevator pitch for Flash here, Joe, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you if you do it, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Slash Gordon. What can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the elevator pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, but we only have fourteen hours.

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<v Speaker 3>To say the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, all right. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the original trailer audio here because and if

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't seen the film, and there's a lot to see,

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<v Speaker 1>but still the sonic experience of the trailer is pretty convincing. Clides,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?

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<v Speaker 3>An obscure body in the SKA system of your majesty.

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<v Speaker 3>The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to play with things. While before annihilation pathetic earthly?

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<v Speaker 3>Who can save you?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Drange object imaged in the Imperial Botic?

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<v Speaker 3>He said, who.

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<v Speaker 1>The art woman? They paid half for a pleasure? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>killing yet? Father? I want him to flesh to.

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<v Speaker 3>F can out.

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<v Speaker 1>Side. All right, Well, if you want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>and watch nineteen eighties Flash and Gordon, there are multiple

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<v Speaker 1>places to see the film these days. It wasn't always

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<v Speaker 1>the case. I remember a period of time when I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to pick the movie up and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was available on disc gett. But again, I watched

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<v Speaker 1>it on the excellent Arrow Blu ray. That Blu ray

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<v Speaker 1>also includes the full length documentary Life After Flash, amid

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of other extras.

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<v Speaker 3>I just streamed it on one of the major services

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<v Speaker 3>and the quality was good, So yeah, it's out there, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, let's talk about the people involved here. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>the director ist Nicholas Rode. The director that Dino Dealer

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<v Speaker 1>NTO has ended up going with is Mike Hodges, who

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<v Speaker 1>lived nineteen thirty two through twenty twenty two. English director

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<v Speaker 1>and writer, whose first big film hit was nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>one's Get Carter starring Michael Kine, followed by seventy two's Pulp,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy four as the Terminal Man, and seventy eight's Damien

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<v Speaker 1>Omen two.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's the Omen movie with the like the all

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<v Speaker 3>Boys Prep School. Okay, have you seen that one?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen that. I know you went through a

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<v Speaker 1>tear with your Omen movies a while back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a couple of years ago, or either last year

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<v Speaker 3>or the year. Maybe it was just last year. Rachel

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<v Speaker 3>and I watched all of the Omen movies. We enjoyed

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<v Speaker 3>the second one. I don't know if i'd say it

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<v Speaker 3>was good, but we enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I just subsequent credits after Flash included eighty five Morons

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<v Speaker 1>from Outer Space, eighty nine's Black Rainbow, and two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and threes I'll Sleep when I'm Dead. Also, he did

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<v Speaker 1>some TV, including a nineteen eighty six action movie called

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<v Speaker 1>Florida Straits with Roald Yulia in the lead role. And

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<v Speaker 1>he also did two music videos for Queen Flash, which

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<v Speaker 1>is of course is one of them. The songs from

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<v Speaker 1>this film as well as body language.

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<v Speaker 3>Weird coincidental or I would assume coincidental double Panos Cosmatos

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<v Speaker 3>overlap This guy is a movie called Black Rainbow, and

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<v Speaker 3>in Flash there's a planet called Arborea, which is the

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<v Speaker 3>name of the center in Beyond the Black Rainbow by

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<v Speaker 3>Panos Casmonos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those connections are there. I one has to believe

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<v Speaker 1>they have meaning. Now, apparently Hodges had the right energy

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<v Speaker 1>for this project, which, according to some of the bits

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching on the Blu ray, involves a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sort of going with the flow on such a

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<v Speaker 1>large and at times it sounds like maybe slightly chaotic project,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because you know, a lot of moving pieces,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think there were definitely some places where they

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<v Speaker 1>say that, you know, they had to kind of make

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<v Speaker 1>things up on the fly to figure out how to

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<v Speaker 1>piece everything together.

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<v Speaker 3>I think with one advantage of doing a big extravaganza

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<v Speaker 3>movie like this is that the success of the film

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't hang so much on the on the story being

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<v Speaker 3>executed in a coherent way, so like you can have

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<v Speaker 3>you can have a lot of things kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>get pieces get moved around and things get messed with,

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<v Speaker 3>and still over all the experience will kind of work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't have to be perfect with Flashboard,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not to discount the talent that went into

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<v Speaker 1>this film, like so much about the the just the

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<v Speaker 1>visual flare of the film, and we're not even gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get into all the names involved there.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so many pieces do come together perfectly. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that you can definitely tell there moments where things

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<v Speaker 1>feel like certain scenes have been rushed in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>the overall vision for the picture and the flow of

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<v Speaker 1>the plot. Uh huh, all right. The screenplay credit goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Lorenzo Simple Junior Live nineteen twenty three through twenty fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>American writer whose credits include one hundred and twenty episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of the original Batman series, which I think is telling,

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<v Speaker 1>but also films like nineteen seventy three's Papillon, seventy four's

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<v Speaker 1>The Parallax View, seventy fives, Three Days of the Condor,

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen seventy six, King Calling Movie, nineteen eighty three's

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<v Speaker 1>Never Say Never Again, and nineteen eighty four Shena. The

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<v Speaker 1>other writer that's credited is Michael Allen, whose other credits

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<v Speaker 1>include Enter the Dragon and also a half dozen other titles,

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<v Speaker 1>but Flash being the biggest by far, and it's where

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<v Speaker 1>we also should point out that the character Flash Gordon

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<v Speaker 1>was created by Alex Raymond, who lived nineteen oh nine

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<v Speaker 1>through nineteen fifty six, an American cartoonist an illustrator who

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<v Speaker 1>created Flash for King Features Syndicate back in nineteen thirty four.

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<v Speaker 1>And I believe it was essentially an attempt to like, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the competitor has Buck Rogers, we need a Buck Rogers too.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make him. Okay, what are we gonna call him? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't call him Buck. How about Flash? We can't

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<v Speaker 1>call him Rodgers? How about Gordon? There you go make

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<v Speaker 1>it work. And it grew from that. All right. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>getting into the cast here, I'm gonna try and divide

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<v Speaker 1>it up among our core factions. You know, it's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like Game of Thrones here, we have different factions involved.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna start with the Earth Links, all right. First up,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Sam J. Jones as Flash Gordon born nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four, former US marine model and American football player,

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<v Speaker 1>who was cast in this film over various hot commodities

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<v Speaker 1>in Hollywood due to his debut in the nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>nine Blake Edwards ten. His professional life after Flash, which

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<v Speaker 1>is again is the subject part of the subject of

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<v Speaker 1>his twenty seventeen documentary, consisted of a lot of TV

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<v Speaker 1>work as well as films like eighty five's Jungle Heat,

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two's Maximum Force, and a lot of just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>general action television action films not necessary like The Cream

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<v Speaker 1>of the Crop, you know. But he worked a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more recently. He was in both Ted and Ted two,

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<v Speaker 1>and he remains active to this day.

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<v Speaker 3>It's easy to see why he was cast when you

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<v Speaker 3>think about this movie as a comic book adaptation, because

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<v Speaker 3>he has such a comic book illustration look about him,

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<v Speaker 3>more so than most biological humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no denying has a great look. Also no

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<v Speaker 1>denying that he's rather green. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's almost unfair to compare his acting to other

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<v Speaker 1>actors in the film, because you know he and also

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<v Speaker 1>is co star Melody Anderson, who will talk about in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. I mean, they're in there with just an

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<v Speaker 1>international cast that features not only like very tenured actors,

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<v Speaker 1>but also generational talents, and so it's you know, how

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<v Speaker 1>can you compare one to the other. And then also,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think this is more important he gets there's

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<v Speaker 1>a fair amount of fun that's made at the expense

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<v Speaker 1>of this character and to a certain degree of this performance.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it's pretty perfect, right, I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>more do you want from the role of Flash Gordon here?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, come on, let's be nice to Sam J. Jones.

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<v Speaker 3>He does Flash great. You know what, what would you change?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of notes are you going to give him?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean if we were talking about Nicholas Rogues

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<v Speaker 1>flash Gordon, yeah, okay, maybe that's a different animal we're envisioning.

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<v Speaker 1>But this vision, this Flash Gordon, I think there's nobody

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<v Speaker 1>else you put in there. I've read that people like

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<v Speaker 1>Arnold and even Kurt Russell, who would have been interesting

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<v Speaker 1>in this role. You know that they were up for it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just I can't imagine it wouldn't be the same,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be the same. I'd go as far as to

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<v Speaker 1>say that Arnold even at the time, would have been

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<v Speaker 1>wrong for this role.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm an Arnold defender. You know, a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people make fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>he's actually a better actor in a lot of ways

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<v Speaker 3>than people give him credit for. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if he's who I want. Is Flash?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm definitely not In nineteen eight Now I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned Melody Anderson. This is the actress playing Dale Arden.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the other key Earthling. This is his I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's not his girlfriend at the beginning, but becomes

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<v Speaker 1>essentially the Flash Gordon love interest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 1>Anderson was born in nineteen fifty five Canadian actress who

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<v Speaker 1>started off on TV with small parts and shows like

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome Back Catter, the Logan's Run TV series Battlestar Galactica.

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<v Speaker 1>She also had a supporting role in John Carpenter's nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy nine Elvis TV movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Interesting, Did that have Kurt Russell in it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That was Kurt Russell as Elvis.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She followed up Flash with a nineteen eighty one horror

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<v Speaker 1>movie Dead and Buried nineteen eighty six is Firewalker, and

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<v Speaker 1>various TV shows she retired from acting in the mid nineties.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I think Melody Anderson's a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 3>in this She has the right you could tell she

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<v Speaker 3>has the right sense of humor in approaching this role.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, so I like her in this role as well.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So that's two out of three Earthlings. The

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<v Speaker 1>important third is doctor Hans Zarkoff played by Topol Topel

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<v Speaker 1>lived nineteen thirty five through twenty twenty three Israeli actor, singer,

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<v Speaker 1>and illustrator, best known for his starring role in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventy one's Fiddler on the Roof and his supporting role

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty one's For Your Eyes Only. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>a while since I've seen For Your Eyes Only. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not the villain in that Bond movie.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, no, he plays ally. Yeah, he plays a

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<v Speaker 3>criminal that Bond ends up joining forces with to take

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<v Speaker 3>out the villain in the end. He's sort of like

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<v Speaker 3>a lovable rascal smuggler.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Other projects of note include the starring role in

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<v Speaker 1>a nineteen seventy five Galileo movie, and he also shows

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<v Speaker 1>up in one episode of Tales of the Unexpected. And

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, it's easy to forget about this

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<v Speaker 1>performance in a movie that features both you know, Brian

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<v Speaker 1>Blessed and Max Foncido just aim for the rafters with

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<v Speaker 1>their performances, but Topaul hits the ground running with some

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<v Speaker 1>just great a ridiculousness, just also just really chewing up

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<v Speaker 1>the scenery well also later on the picture, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>breathing varying degrees of not only ham but also thoughtfulness

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<v Speaker 1>in some of the scenes. So it's he does a

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<v Speaker 1>great job.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, for this picture, Yes, I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>this character in Topoul's performance is all over the map.

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<v Speaker 3>It's inconsistent, but it's mostly very good. Like he's zany

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<v Speaker 3>in some scenes, and he brings a very good, convincing zaniness.

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<v Speaker 3>There is one scene I want to talk about later

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<v Speaker 3>that I think is just wildly tonally inappropriate for the

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<v Speaker 3>movie in that it gets very serious and even emotionally

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<v Speaker 3>moving in a way that does not exactly feel welcome

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<v Speaker 3>in the context. But it's mostly because of him that

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<v Speaker 3>it works out that way, and it's quite powerful. Strangely,

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<v Speaker 3>I think you know what I'm talking about, Like the

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<v Speaker 3>mind conditioning scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that'll be a good one to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's get into Ming's court though, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like the centerpiece of the film. And of course, as

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<v Speaker 1>we mentioned already, we have Max Foncido playing Ming the Merciless.

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<v Speaker 1>Foncito lived nineteen twenty nine through twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>So one of the things that has not aged well

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<v Speaker 3>about this movie is that I think it's pretty undeniable

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<v Speaker 3>that there are some elements of racial caricature in the

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<v Speaker 3>way Ming the Merciless is imagined.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is important to note that the character Ming

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<v Speaker 1>is along with the likes of fictional characters like Fu

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<v Speaker 1>Manchu and more than a couple of characters from like

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<v Speaker 1>Marvel Comics and so forth. There are examples of the

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<v Speaker 1>quote yellow menace trope, and it's also a character here

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<v Speaker 1>that's steeped in orientalism and racial stereotypes. Various later adaptations

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<v Speaker 1>of Flash have sought to distance the character from these origins,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know. In this picture we see kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a mixed approach there where certain things are done,

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<v Speaker 1>but also you could make a strong argument that not

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<v Speaker 1>enough is done, certainly by modern standards.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So from what I understand, I'm not deep on

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<v Speaker 3>a Flash Gordon lore. From what I understand the character

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<v Speaker 3>is is an alien, so it's not like he is

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<v Speaker 3>from a country on Earth. But it's just that in

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<v Speaker 3>the way he is depicted, it relies a lot on

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<v Speaker 3>like on visual and thematic cues associated with stereotypical Asian villains,

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<v Speaker 3>mainly Fu Manchu.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, So that's that's undeniable with this particular film.

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<v Speaker 1>For a long time, I always felt like, Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>Meeing here feels more Satanic. He feels more like they

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<v Speaker 1>patterned him after the Church of Satan's founder Anton Leavy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was looking into that more recently, and I

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<v Speaker 1>saw folks online pointing out that Leavey may have patterned

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<v Speaker 1>his personal look on Ming the Merciless, Oh, because he

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<v Speaker 1>would have grown up with the old flash comics and

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<v Speaker 1>and I assume the older film adaptations and serials and

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<v Speaker 1>so forth. So on one hand, though, if they did

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<v Speaker 1>do that, if they did say, let's make Meing more

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<v Speaker 1>like Anton Lavay, well, if Anton Lavay was mimicking Ming

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<v Speaker 1>the Merciless from the old comic books, then then what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Just going in a circle at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say that in this movie some visual

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<v Speaker 3>elements that I think are still being borrowed from the

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<v Speaker 3>racial caricature version of this character. Are there on the

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<v Speaker 3>way on the way that Max Foncido is dressed and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>but it is not there in Vonsido's performance. Like he's

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<v Speaker 3>not performing a racial caricature, if that makes any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, He's not doing a voice. He's playing it and

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<v Speaker 1>he's playing it pretty straight, and really he brings a

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<v Speaker 1>certain grandeur to the role, like it's it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>these issues aside, it's a very fun performance. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>very you know, over the top and entertaining villain role.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would agree. So it's just it's just a

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<v Speaker 3>bummer that these elements are still somewhat there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Now, as for Max foncidoa legendary Swedish French actor,

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<v Speaker 1>I think everyone has seen something he was in. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have watched these movies at all, you stand a

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<v Speaker 1>really good chance because he was active for like seventy years,

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<v Speaker 1>as his career spanned that long. His Swiss credits go

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<v Speaker 1>back to nineteen forty nine. Igmar Bergman's nineteen fifty seventh

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<v Speaker 1>film The Seventh Seal was his real like international breakthrough role,

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<v Speaker 1>expanding his career to include a host of European and

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<v Speaker 1>American films. His many films include nineteen seventy three is

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<v Speaker 1>the Exorcist, nineteen eighty two's Conan the Barbarian, eighty three's

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<v Speaker 1>Strange Brew just to you know, mix it up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, eighty four's Dreamscape, eighty four's Dune. He is

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<v Speaker 1>in Ghostbusters too. He's the uncredited voice of Vigo the Carpathian,

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<v Speaker 1>the real villain of that piece.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nineteen nineties Awakenings, nineteen ninety three's Needful Things. He's

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<v Speaker 1>in the ninety five Judge Dread Movie, two thousand and

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<v Speaker 1>two's Minority Report two thousand and nine, Solomon Kane. He late,

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<v Speaker 1>very late in his career. He pops up in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen Star Wars, The Force Awakens, and TV's Game of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I feel like I see more Dino connections here.

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:29.159
<v Speaker 3>Didn't Dino de Laurentis produce the eighty four Dune directed

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<v Speaker 3>by David Lynch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think he must have been a favorite, uh

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 1>of Dinos? Yeah? Interesting, but it's he's he's again one

0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:40.399
<v Speaker 1>of these actors who drop him in just about anything.

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Be it something like very serious or something more on

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 1>the campy, you know, or even blockbuster scale, and he

0:26:46.840 --> 0:26:49.200
<v Speaker 1>brings he brings a certain grandeur to the role. He

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<v Speaker 1>brings a certain power in presence.

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:52.639
<v Speaker 3>He improves anything he's in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, so that's Meing the merciless. But Meing

0:26:57.200 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 1>has a daughter, and this is Princess r played by

0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Ornella Muti born nineteen fifty five. This is the evil princess,

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 1>evil seductive princess, very sort of typical role that you

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 1>might imagine if you haven't seen the film. Muti is

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>an Italian actress's who has worked extensively in Italian TV

0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and film, so a lot of her credits are not

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:24.439
<v Speaker 1>things I'm not familiar with, but her early credits include

0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Romberto Lindsay's Oasis of Fear that's from nineteen seventy one.

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Ray Lovelocke is in that We've touched on Ray love

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Locke before, but she went on to appear in such

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 1>films as Tales of Ordinary Madness in nineteen eighty one

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:41.120
<v Speaker 1>and the nineteen seventy nine Russo Italian movie Life Is Beautiful.

0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 3>She does also some wonderfully comical overacting in this, which

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:48.760
<v Speaker 3>again I think is intentional, like the way she's ogling

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:51.240
<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon in the first scene where he comes into

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 3>the palace throne room is hilarious.

0:27:56.000 --> 0:27:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Now, an, this is essentially our b villain. This is

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>a mean, immediate underling that like Lord's over his secret Police.

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>This is the character Clytis, who is kind of a

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 1>If you're familiar with this character, think Doctor Doom except

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:13.879
<v Speaker 1>gold Mask, and that's essentially who this character is.

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 1>Great villain, extremely over the top, perfect sardonic vocal performance

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 1>by the actor here, and also a physical performance which

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:28.200
<v Speaker 1>seems unnecessary given how heavy these costumes all apparently were. Like,

0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:31.240
<v Speaker 1>even if they are made of plastic instead of metal,

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.159
<v Speaker 1>these were apparently really weighty.

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:37.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And he also is just like a comical depiction

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 3>of evil in that he frequently makes statements of disgust

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 3>whenever someone expresses love or selflessness in any way. You know,

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 3>somebody is like, Flash, I love you, and he's like pathetic. Yeah,

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 3>this is a fun performance. The actor here is Peter Wingard,

0:28:56.680 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 3>who of nineteen twenty seven through twenty eighteen British television,

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 3>stage and film actor, best known without the mask for

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 3>playing the fictional Jason King and a pair of British

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 3>TV shows.

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>His other credits include sixty ones The Innocence and nineteen

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>sixty two's Night.

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Of the Eagle Top Shelf hinge Yes.

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 1>But then there's another hint, and this is kind of

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Clytus's Hinchman or hinchwoman, and that is Kala played by

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Marian Glimlato, who lived nineteen forty one through twenty thirteen,

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>an Italian actress whose other credits include nineteen seventy three's

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Love and Anarchy and nineteen seventy four Swept Away. Both

0:29:35.320 --> 0:29:39.520
<v Speaker 1>of these were directed by Lena Vertmula. And we're co

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>starring gian Carlo Janini, who, of course great Italian actor

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:45.440
<v Speaker 1>who's been in a lot of big international films.

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah she, I guess we're gonna have to say this

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 3>about a lot of actors in this movie. But she

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 3>also is doing some very pleasing overacting, just like really

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 3>punctuated over annunciation of her lines, if you know what

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about. Yeah, uh, it's it's really good stuff.

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 3>She has a lot of really good lines that get

0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 3>singled out and appear in the Queen tracks. I guess

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 3>we'll get to that in a minute. But like when

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 3>dialogue is sampled from the movie. A lot of the

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:14.680
<v Speaker 3>dialogue is either Brian Blessed or her saying lines like

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 3>what do you mean flash Gordon approaching?

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's Flash of Gordon. Go big or

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 1>go home? Shoot for the rafters. Don't leave your subtle

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>acting at home, because that's whatnot that's what That's not

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:28.960
<v Speaker 1>what this movie is about.

0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 3>And yet the very next actor we're going to talk about,

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 3>I would say, gives one of the sort of straightest,

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 3>cleanest performances in the movie. And yet is I would say,

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 3>quite good.

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, we're getting into the faction of the Arboians,

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>who are I guess you describe them as space elves

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of like what if the Ewoks were British dudes?

0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Yes, exactly right, Yeah, if the Ewoks were just humans

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 3>dressed like Robin Hood.

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's space Robin Hood's yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we

0:30:56.640 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>have Prince Baron. Is Baron here Baron? They just say Baron, Yeah, Baron.

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Prince Baron played by the great Timothy Dalton.

0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:10.720
<v Speaker 3>In this role, he is handsome, swave, dangerous. He's great

0:31:10.800 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 3>when he's one of the bad guys, and he's great

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 3>when he's one of the good guys. I really like

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 3>him in this.

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's got that swashbucklan mustache. So it's a

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 1>great look for this film that is ultimately hinging on

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of nostalgia for the like old action serials

0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 1>and so forth. Totally yeah, so yeah, future James Bond here.

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>At the time, he already had some really impressive credits,

0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>including sixty eight's The Line in Winter, seventies Cromwell, a

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy adaptation of Worthering Heights. Of course, he plays

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>the lead in that. What's his name not Garfield, the

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:47.520
<v Speaker 1>other one Heathcliff. Yeah, and he followed Flash up with

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 1>a number of period pieces for TV before taking up

0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>the role of Double O seven for nineteen eighty seven's

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>The Living Daylights.

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Funny thinking about Wuthering Heights because Heathcliff is a classic

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 3>byronic hero, and Baron in this movie is kind of

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 3>a byronic hero.

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you need a character like that in a movie

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 3>where your other like romantic lead lead guy is just

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 3>a football beef.

0:32:11.800 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Man, you know. And I think maybe this comes back

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 1>to his casting in the James Bond franchise. He only

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:19.720
<v Speaker 1>did the two films, the other one being Licensed to

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Kill from eighty nine the follow up. But he was

0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of like a pivot to a more dangerous Bond,

0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 1>right getting away from the Roger Moore series, which I

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>mean a lot of love for Roger Moore, but I

0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 1>think at the time people had kind of maybe had

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 1>enough of the hammier comic side of Bond, and they

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>wanted something a little harder, which is kind of an

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>up and down trajectory you see throughout the entire franchise.

0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 3>Roger Moore is a very languid, dry humored Bond, you know,

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 3>he's just he's a very raised eyebrow and quip kind

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 3>of Bond. Timothy Dalton. Yeah, they brought in to be

0:32:57.280 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 3>a much darker, meaner, more emotional and dangerous feeling James Bond.

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, kind of unpleasant Bond, if you will.

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:08.040
<v Speaker 3>But in a way that's an interesting place to take

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 3>the character.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And and I remember I was quite

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:13.960
<v Speaker 1>a fan of him back in the day because when

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid during like my Key Bond movie

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 1>appreciation period, like he was the new Bond, he was

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the current Bond, and I remember feeling a bit betrayed

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>when we changed bonds after only two films. I was like, no,

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 1>this is not You're not supposed to switch out after

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>two You're supposed to keep it, keep him going for

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 1>just years and years and years.

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I could see what you mean, especially because after

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 3>after him doing two movies, they switched to Pierce Brosden,

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 3>which was basically a reversion to the Roger Moore bond. Yeah,

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 3>it's more again the raised eyebrow and the quip.

0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 1>And then going dangerous again with the with the harder bond.

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:52.040
<v Speaker 1>So I think we're due for a comic bond. I'm

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 1>people keep talking about, Oh, which which, which handsome fella

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>or or or lady or what have you is gonna

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 1>play bond next? But really the pattern shows we need

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody funny. We need somebody with that dry wit and.

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 3>Like a bond who doesn't sweat.

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:10.399
<v Speaker 3>This is the thing about the funnier bonds, like Pierce

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:14.520
<v Speaker 3>Brosnan and Roger Moore just seems like they move less.

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:16.239
<v Speaker 3>They're more just stationary, you know.

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, we'll see what they put together, all right.

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>So that's the Prince of the Arborians. They are a

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>bunch of Arborians. But the only other one that really

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>matters for just our quick discussion here. We may touch

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>on some others later on, but we have Richard O'Brien

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 1>playing the character Fikoh.

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:35.400
<v Speaker 3>I didn't catch him at first. It took me a

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:37.439
<v Speaker 3>bit to realize, like, well, wait a minute, that bold

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 3>guy's Richard O'Brien.

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. Born nineteen forty two, the mastermind behind

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:44.399
<v Speaker 1>the Rocky Horror Picture Show, in which he also played

0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>riff Raff, the future Mister Hand in nineteen ninety eight's

0:34:48.160 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Dark City. So it's a very small role, of fun role,

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:55.359
<v Speaker 1>and we'll come back to rich O'Brien another time.

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 3>Are we done with the cast yet?

0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:02.240
<v Speaker 1>No, because the next faction we can't forget the Hawkmen.

0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and we cannot, absolutely cannot forget the Prince

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:12.240
<v Speaker 1>of the Hawkmen, Prince Voltan, played by Brian Blessed.

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Brian Blessed, did you say.

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 1>That's right? Oh my god? This has any actor ever

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 1>made such a feast of his lines as Brian Blessed

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:25.280
<v Speaker 1>in this film.

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:28.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I've said this before, but he is vomiting digestive

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 3>enzymes all over the scenery so he can slurp it

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 3>up like a spider.

0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is like the galactus of consuming the scenery

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>for sure. Oh my god, every moment Brian Blessed is

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:43.080
<v Speaker 1>on screening, this is just amazing, just I mean, a

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:45.920
<v Speaker 1>booming actor for starters. Even if you didn't see him,

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:48.320
<v Speaker 1>if oh, you've only heard him, if he were voicing

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 1>a puppet, it would be overpowering. And it's just so intense.

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 1>But on top of that, you get to see him

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 1>and he has this, you know, just intense eyes and

0:35:57.239 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 1>a laugh that somehow manages to allow you to see

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 1>all of his upper teeth at once.

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. One way I was thinking about it was,

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.560
<v Speaker 3>you know when there's an actor in a movie who

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 3>only has one line and they're like a little bit part.

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 3>They have one line, but they're trying to be really memorable,

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 3>so they go way over the top. He's like that,

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:18.760
<v Speaker 3>except he has like fifty lines and he treats every

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 3>one of them like that.

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 1>He does Oh my god, like the famous one that

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>will come back to being Gordon's alive. I can't even

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 1>do it the way he does, like the way he

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 1>says it. He just complains, you've heard it. It's just

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 1>how does he do it? I don't know, it's amazing.

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:41.879
<v Speaker 3>He looks like he has bitten people's fingers off, you know. Yeah,

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 3>and just imagine somebody got too close and he just chomped.

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, just amazing physical presence that would be clear.

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 1>The Hawkmen is well described. But they are wearing like

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 1>sort of like leather pants and like and belts, and

0:36:57.880 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 1>they have big like helmets on with horns, and then

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>they have full sized like eagle wings. So there's a

0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>lot going on here in the visual presentation of Prince Fulton.

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 3>A lot of leather straps and stuff, and they've got

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.839
<v Speaker 3>these clubs that have a hook on the end. It's

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 3>a very nasty looking weapon.

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some sort a vicious cudgel. And then I think

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 1>they all have spraytn on as well. Yes, all right,

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>so we'll keep talking about Brian Blessed. But yeah, he

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:31.000
<v Speaker 1>is a legendary actor of stage, screen and TV. A

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:34.879
<v Speaker 1>lot of his early roles were on TV shows, such

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 1>as the nineteen sixty three Musketeers series, in which he

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>of course played Porthos. He was also on The Avengers

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 1>a few times. Other TV roles include I Claudius in

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 1>seventy six. He was on multiple episodes of black Adder

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.840
<v Speaker 1>in eighty three. He was in an eighty three adaptation

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:53.840
<v Speaker 1>of the Hound of the Baskervilles. He was on Doctor

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Who in eighty six. He was on the series Crossbow

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 1>in eighty seven, and he made a big splash of course,

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Henry the Fifth in nineteen eighty nine, directed by and

0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 1>starring Kenneth Brona.

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh did he play Exeter.

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:07.759
<v Speaker 1>I had to look it up, but yes, yes, that

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 1>was the role he played in The Nice Perfect He'd

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>ultimately appear in four of the five Shakespeare films directed

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:17.399
<v Speaker 1>by Kenneth Brona, the others being Much Ado About Nothing

0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 1>in ninety three, Hamlet in ninety six, and As You

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Like It in two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 3>I can just really imagine him getting mad about tennis balls.

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<v Speaker 1>So really too many things to list here, but we

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:33.840
<v Speaker 1>do have to mention that he provided the voice of

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Boss Nass in The Phantom Menace and continues to do

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 1>just a lot of voice work, So he's still still active,

0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 1>at least as a voice actor.

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<v Speaker 3>Has anybody ever interviewed him about like what he was

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 3>thinking going into this role, Like what why did he

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 3>choose to act to the level that he did.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I didn't see anything offhand. I'm sure someone

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 1>has asked him about it, but I mean I don't know.

0:38:58.120 --> 0:39:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I almost like, why would I question the man? Like, yes,

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:07.320
<v Speaker 1>he nailed it, you know. I mean, this is a

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 1>very like loud, boisterous character, and he's just played as

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:16.359
<v Speaker 1>loudly and boisterously as possible. Okay, all right, now at

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:18.839
<v Speaker 1>this point we're we're gonna skip ahead a little bit again.

0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm skipping over so many talented people involved with the

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 1>visual look of the picture. But we've got to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the music.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord, the music. That's one of the real stars

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:30.160
<v Speaker 3>of the film.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, because now we have sort of two things

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:34.839
<v Speaker 1>going on with the music here. We have the more

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 1>traditional swashbuckling orchestra music in this picture, and it's very

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 1>effective and again fitting since you know, swashbuckling and so forth.

0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>But this is the work of Howard Blake born nineteen

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight, whose scores include nineteen seventy Seven's of the Duellists,

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the Ridley Scott picture, eighty three's Amityville three D.

0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 1>And he was nominated for a BAFTA for his work

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 1>on this film. But the rest of the music is

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<v Speaker 1>famously the work of the legendary rock band Queen.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew the song the theme song from Flash Gordon,

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 3>before I knew there was a movie Flash Gordon, Like

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 3>way back when I was letting like middle school, I

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 3>somehow was able to download an MP three of the

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Queen song Flash and not even realize that it was

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 3>connected to a movie. I just thought there were these

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:28.479
<v Speaker 3>wacky lines people were saying in the song.

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because the track as is featured on the soundtrack

0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 1>for the album, which is available you know, anywhere you stream,

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 1>anywhere you find Queen music, you can find this. It

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:43.439
<v Speaker 1>has all these samples from the picture, which in their

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 1>tremendous samples, like any they managed to fit like so

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>many great lines into the track.

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 3>We get Flash gordons alive, we get what do you mean,

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon approaching, We get I think Dispatch, Dispatch, war Rocket,

0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Ajax to bring back his body.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so many great lines. So this movie in nineteen

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 1>eighty six is Highlander. Are the only films that Queen

0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 1>ever really worked on in this sort of exclusive capacity,

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, in both cases creating tracks exclusively for these films,

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 1>with Flash being the only film where Queen contributed not

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>only to the soundtrack but also to the score. This

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 1>is something I don't think I quite appreciated as much

0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 1>until recently. But yeah, some of the most stirring and

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 1>just vibe defining tracks in the score for Flash Gordon

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 1>are Queen compositions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. So there is the main theme, which we

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 3>can talk about, I mean that has like singing in lyrics,

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 3>but there also is a lot of just great sort

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 3>of mood music, you know, setting the scene for things

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 3>happening in the plot. That is part of the Queen score.

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:49.840
<v Speaker 3>You know, these great these drum tracks when they're like

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.800
<v Speaker 3>approaching the Imperial Vortex and the you know, the the

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 3>pulsing synthesizers and all that that are just doing the

0:41:57.680 --> 0:41:59.719
<v Speaker 3>you know, the regular work that a film score needs

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:01.440
<v Speaker 3>to do to put you in the in the right

0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:04.359
<v Speaker 3>frame of mind for a scene. But it's it's part

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 3>of what Queen contributed.

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So the writing credits are broken up a bit,

0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:12.279
<v Speaker 1>but Freddie Mercury is credited for Ming's theme. This is

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:16.120
<v Speaker 1>a blistering synth number that plays whenever, especially the first

0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:19.000
<v Speaker 1>scene when we see Ming, you know, enter the throne room.

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 1>And then Brian May is credited on Flash's theme, John

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Deacon is credited on execution of Flash, and Roger Taylor

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 1>is credited on in the space capsule the love theme.

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 3>It's amazing how well Queen fits the subject matter. And

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.360
<v Speaker 3>so we were talking about this on chat before we

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 3>came into the to the session here. But I was

0:42:40.719 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 3>thinking about how part of Brian May's signature guitar sound

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 3>is that like that harmonized double lead thing where he would,

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 3>you know, he would multi track lead guitar lines and

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 3>solos in harmony together, and that it just sounds like

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon. But he was doing this from before the

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon soundtrack. He does that on you know, much

0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 3>earlier albums.

0:43:02.320 --> 0:43:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, it's I have to have to

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:07.839
<v Speaker 1>admit with Queen, I've I've been a Queen fan since

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, but I've always been a Queen's

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Greatest Hits Queen fan, So like, there were a lot

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 1>of tracks I missed out on and had to like

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 1>re explore later on. And I've never been like like

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>super tuned into like their trajectory from one album to

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 1>the next. But I was reading an article by an

0:43:24.719 --> 0:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>author by the name of Ryan Reid. This was on

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:29.879
<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Classic Rock dot com. It came up in search

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 1>titled how Queen embraced the synthesizer on Play the Game,

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>and this article points out that Queen first embraced the

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>synth on their nineteen eighty album The Game, just six

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:41.720
<v Speaker 1>months prior to this film score.

0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 3>Mmm, yeah, okay, so they had said I think on

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 3>earlier albums that they were not really interested in synthesizers

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:50.440
<v Speaker 3>like that. They even had one album that in the

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:53.840
<v Speaker 3>liner notes it had a little dig that said something

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 3>like no one on the synthesizer. But then they I

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:00.480
<v Speaker 3>guess they came around to it, and you know they

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 3>use it. Well.

0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely Again, that ming track Meing's theme alone is

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>just so great and just sets the tone.

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 3>I was trying to think of another non musical movie,

0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 3>meaning like a movie where the characters don't sing, that

0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 3>has an original soundtrack with music that has lyrics about

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:24.960
<v Speaker 3>the characters and plot, which the title track here Flash

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 3>does have and doesn't just play in the credits that,

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:29.520
<v Speaker 3>by the way, plays within the movie. There are the

0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:32.400
<v Speaker 3>parts where you hear them singing about Flash. Is there

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 3>another I can't think of another thing like that?

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And to be clear. It needs to be a film.

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't not a film that is based on a ballad,

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 1>but a film that has essentially a ballad that was

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 1>created to be the theme song for the picture about

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>the main character.

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, exactly. It'd be like if there was like a

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Captain America movie that had a song that played what

0:44:56.560 --> 0:44:59.720
<v Speaker 3>in a scene in the movie with lyrics about Captain America?

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:02.759
<v Speaker 1>Who? I guess the main example that comes to mind

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 1>is the theme song to Shaft.

0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, there you go? Or I can't remember. Does

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:10.480
<v Speaker 3>that only play over the credits or that plays in

0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:11.359
<v Speaker 3>the film as well?

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, you know, I don't know that I've

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 1>ever seen Shaft, but I mostly just heard the theme song.

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:19.799
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we gotta go back and confirm that. Listeners, if

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 3>you can think of examples of songs like this, let

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 3>us know, contact a stuff to blow your mind dot com.

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:36.359
<v Speaker 1>All right, well, let's get into the plot of this baby.

0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Because there's a lot of stuff that happens.

0:45:38.160 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 3>We're not gonna be able to do the entire thing

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.520
<v Speaker 3>in exquisite detail the kind of detail deserve. We'll have

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 3>to skip over some things, but we'll do our best.

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 3>So it begins with the star field, and we hear

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:53.600
<v Speaker 3>the humming of the engines of a starship, and then

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 3>we hear the voice of Max Foncido, who's again playing

0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:01.920
<v Speaker 3>the villain Emperor Ming, who says he says, Clitis, I'm bored.

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 3>What plaything can you offer me today? And the voice

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:09.840
<v Speaker 3>of Clyta says, an obscure body in the s K system,

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 3>your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth,

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 3>and then we see giant Sci fi crosshairs zooming in

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:22.279
<v Speaker 3>on the planet Earth as it rotates in space, and

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:26.239
<v Speaker 3>Ming says, how peaceful it looks. And then we see

0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 3>a close up of a gloved hand with this elaborate

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 3>chunky ring and the ring lights up, seemingly activating some

0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 3>kind of machinery. Then we see a console with flashing

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 3>indicators that say things like earthquake, tornado, hot hail, typhoon.

0:46:44.120 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 3>What is hot hail? I don't know?

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Will we find out ya?

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 3>And then just here laughter, and Clita says most effective,

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 3>your majesty, Will you destroy this Earth? And Ming says later,

0:46:57.920 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 3>I like to play with things a while before annihilation,

0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:04.359
<v Speaker 3>and then we begin the pulsing of the theme song

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 3>by Queen the title screen Flash Gordon, which is written

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:10.160
<v Speaker 3>in this great I don't know what you call this

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 3>kind of font, but it's a it's kind of swooping

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:18.360
<v Speaker 3>script with red and gold letters. And then over the credits,

0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:24.040
<v Speaker 3>we occasionally see television feeds of natural disasters occurring on Earth,

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:28.360
<v Speaker 3>intercut with hand drawn imagery from the Flash Gordon comics

0:47:28.719 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 3>and the sound of Max Foncito laughing again. He's just back.

0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:36.600
<v Speaker 3>They're going, Oh, these tornadoes are hilarious. And after the

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 3>credits finish, we go down to the surface of Earth

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:43.239
<v Speaker 3>and we are at some deserted rural airfield where we

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:46.080
<v Speaker 3>meet Flash Gordon. Now you might expect him to be

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 3>doing some heroic or impressive stunt at first encounter, but

0:47:49.719 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 3>instead he is sitting in a station wagon reading a newspaper,

0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:56.759
<v Speaker 3>listening to football on the radio, and watching the hot

0:47:56.840 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 3>hail come come down around the car while he's waiting

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:02.839
<v Speaker 3>for a flight. So maybe he's more active when he's

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:03.799
<v Speaker 3>not waiting for a flight.

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:07.960
<v Speaker 1>This whole section of the movie, it's it's interesting to

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 1>look at because this movie knows it needs to get

0:48:10.520 --> 0:48:13.560
<v Speaker 1>into outer space as soon as possible. It knows that

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 1>any time spent on Earth in a mundane setting is

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:19.800
<v Speaker 1>wasted time for this film. But they've got to do it.

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 1>They've got to set these characters on Earth before you

0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:26.799
<v Speaker 1>can place them in this other world. But the clock

0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:28.359
<v Speaker 1>is ticking and you got to get them there before

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 1>you lose the audience. And I think it's commendable. They

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 1>try and keep the pace up.

0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:34.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it moves right along. By the way, I

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't mention that Flash Gordon is wearing a T shirt

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 3>that says Flash.

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 1>He's got a brand he's got to represent, you know exactly.

0:48:42.040 --> 0:48:44.239
<v Speaker 3>We see another passenger who's going to be on the

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 3>same flight as she arrives in a transport van from

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:50.920
<v Speaker 3>a local resort. This is Melody Anderson playing Dale Arden,

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:54.880
<v Speaker 3>who we learn is a travel agent, and they exchange

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:57.560
<v Speaker 3>a meaningful glance as she passes by his car, and

0:48:57.760 --> 0:49:00.360
<v Speaker 3>then they both get on the airplane. It seems to

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 3>be some kind of private flight. It's not a commercial flight.

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:06.280
<v Speaker 3>They're like no other passengers, just the two pilots, Flash Gordon,

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Dale Arden. So the plane takes off soars into the sky. Meanwhile,

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 3>the ming induced weather gets worse. We see hot coals

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:17.720
<v Speaker 3>raining down from the sky and just plunking into bodies

0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:22.160
<v Speaker 3>of water, leaving these trails of steam and what. In

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 3>the airplane, the pilots are talking about their famous passenger.

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:27.960
<v Speaker 3>One of them says, well, I sure hope Flash Gordon

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 3>had a great vacation. He's going to have to work

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 3>hard to top last season. And he's also holding an

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 3>issue of People magazine with Flash Gordon on the cover.

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 3>So we learned that Flash Gordon is a famous football player.

0:49:40.640 --> 0:49:43.280
<v Speaker 3>And I was watching this with Rachel and we were wondering,

0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:47.120
<v Speaker 3>is Flash Gordon already known to be some kind of

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 3>hero or savior of the world at the beginning of

0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:54.319
<v Speaker 3>this movie. Is this like another one of his adventures,

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.520
<v Speaker 3>or at this point is he simply a famous football

0:49:57.560 --> 0:50:00.959
<v Speaker 3>player and this movie depicts the first of his world

0:50:01.080 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 3>saving adventures. I think it is the latter.

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I think so. Yeah, I think he's football famous at

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:06.319
<v Speaker 1>this point.

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the plane starts jerking around in the air, and

0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:13.399
<v Speaker 3>we hear Max Foncito just bellowing laughter again, echoing through

0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:17.240
<v Speaker 3>every corner of space time, and the turbulence is clearly

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:20.960
<v Speaker 3>upsetting Dale, the travel agent, because she is afraid of

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:24.320
<v Speaker 3>flying the irony of this is noted, and then Flash

0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:26.759
<v Speaker 3>goes up to check with the pilots to see if

0:50:26.800 --> 0:50:30.040
<v Speaker 3>anything is wrong, and he suggests that the air might

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:35.920
<v Speaker 3>be smoother at a higher altitude. This amazing early example

0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:39.880
<v Speaker 3>of arrowsplaning. I think all flights should allow passengers to

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:41.880
<v Speaker 3>come up to the cockpit and tell the pilots what

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:46.960
<v Speaker 3>they're doing wrong. Anyway, Dale, who appears to be extremely

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 3>uncomfortable and anxious, yells up to Flash to tell him

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.400
<v Speaker 3>to leave the pilots alone. So he comes back, and

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 3>he starts telling her that the plane is bouncing because

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 3>of turbulence. He's like explaining how turbulence works, and they

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:03.040
<v Speaker 3>start chatting and hitting it off. A Flash confesses that

0:51:03.160 --> 0:51:05.960
<v Speaker 3>he saw Dale at the hotel the night before and

0:51:06.080 --> 0:51:08.360
<v Speaker 3>ask the matre d who she was, because he was.

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:10.880
<v Speaker 3>He's clearly he's smitten. He's like, I couldn't believe a

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 3>girl like you was alone, and she's, you know, impressed.

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:18.040
<v Speaker 3>They're flirting and stuff. Flash talks about how he's taking

0:51:18.120 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 3>flying lessons, more about how turbulence works, and then out

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:25.680
<v Speaker 3>of the windows the skies turn red clouds of blood

0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 3>block out the sun and somehow ming the merciless appears

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 3>bodily in the form of a giant meteor in the

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 3>sky and abducts the two pilots. I didn't quite understand

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 3>this part. It doesn't seem to fit with anything else.

0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 1>This is never explained, But this is what appears to happen.

0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:45.359
<v Speaker 3>Yes, But also like Ming seems confused when they show

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:47.200
<v Speaker 3>up later, So it's not like Ming is trying to

0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 3>retrieve the specific plane of Flash Gordon. He doesn't know

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:51.520
<v Speaker 3>who Flash Gordon is.

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it seems to be a questionable choice.

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.760
<v Speaker 3>So Flash and Dale they go up to the cockpit

0:51:57.960 --> 0:52:00.880
<v Speaker 3>and pilots are missing, so they try to takeover flying

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:02.960
<v Speaker 3>the plane, but it is clear we are headed for

0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 3>a crash landing. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we check in at some

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 3>kind of remote atmospheric monitoring facility where two scientists are stationed.

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:15.840
<v Speaker 3>One of them is doctor Hans Zarkov played by Topol,

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:20.160
<v Speaker 3>and we learn from TV reports he is a researcher

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:24.240
<v Speaker 3>formerly affiliated with NASA who has been ridiculed and dismissed

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:27.800
<v Speaker 3>by the scientific establishment for basically suggesting that all the

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:31.719
<v Speaker 3>bad weather is being caused by alien intervention instead of

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:37.080
<v Speaker 3>regular physical forces. Zarkov's partner gets woken up when flaming

0:52:37.200 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 3>rocks crashed through the skylight and set his blankets on fire.

0:52:40.520 --> 0:52:45.080
<v Speaker 3>He wakes up Zarkov. They look at their feeds and

0:52:45.120 --> 0:52:48.319
<v Speaker 3>stuff and figure out what's going on, and the scientists

0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 3>observe that the sun is blotted out due to an

0:52:51.640 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 3>unscheduled eclipse. H that's not supposed to happen. The Moon

0:52:56.080 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 3>has been spiraling into the Earth, and Zarkov takes of

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:02.840
<v Speaker 3>this situation. He concludes, this is it. This is the

0:53:02.920 --> 0:53:07.239
<v Speaker 3>alien attack. It's begun. All my fringe theories are finally vindicated.

0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 3>So he's got some kind of scheme where he has

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:14.360
<v Speaker 3>constructed a secret rocket ship that will be used to

0:53:14.520 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 3>fly up into space and counterattack the evil that is

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:21.360
<v Speaker 3>causing the moon to spiral into the Earth. But the

0:53:21.520 --> 0:53:23.960
<v Speaker 3>rocket ship needs at least two people to operate it.

0:53:24.000 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why he built it that way, but

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:30.240
<v Speaker 3>that's what he did. Zarkov tries to get his partner, Munson,

0:53:30.280 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 3>into the ship, but Munson doesn't want to do this.

0:53:32.719 --> 0:53:35.800
<v Speaker 3>He freaks out and runs away. Zarkov tries to appeal

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:38.600
<v Speaker 3>to his spirit of humanity. He's like, yes, they will

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 3>probably die on this mission, but they alone have a

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:45.560
<v Speaker 3>chance to save the human race. Anyway, this conflict is

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:49.920
<v Speaker 3>interrupted by a plane crash. Flash and Dale, their plane

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 3>crashes into Zarkov's laboratory. Does the plane crash kill Munson? Unclear?

0:53:56.120 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 3>We just never see him again.

0:53:57.880 --> 0:53:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I took it to mean that Munson had just

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:01.640
<v Speaker 1>taken it off, but oh, Okay's unclear.

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:04.920
<v Speaker 3>But Flash and Dale survived the landing. They're fine. They

0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:07.480
<v Speaker 3>climb out of the plane and meet Zarkov and they're like,

0:54:07.880 --> 0:54:12.719
<v Speaker 3>can we use your phone? And Zarkov is like, oh, yes, yeah,

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:15.320
<v Speaker 3>good to see you. You're well, yeah, the phone is

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:19.440
<v Speaker 3>right here inside this rocket ship. So they go and

0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:23.240
<v Speaker 3>they go inside and then Zarkov confronts them with a revolver,

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:26.719
<v Speaker 3>explains his plan, locks them inside, and they blast off.

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Zarkov is just in full mad scientist mode of

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:35.360
<v Speaker 1>this whole this whole initial meeting, Like we were saying earlier,

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:37.320
<v Speaker 1>this performance, this character is all over the place. But

0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 1>that's where we are now with him.

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 3>He is a mad scientist, but he's like a benevolent

0:54:41.280 --> 0:54:44.680
<v Speaker 3>mad scientist. He's very committed to like sacrificing his life

0:54:44.760 --> 0:54:45.879
<v Speaker 3>to save the planet Earth.

0:54:46.440 --> 0:54:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and his and his plan to save the planet Earth.

0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:53.040
<v Speaker 1>As we'll find out, he's basically go into space with

0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:56.600
<v Speaker 1>a pistol and take out who's responsible.

0:54:56.840 --> 0:55:00.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, confront the leader of whatever aliens are caused the

0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 3>hot hail and just and shoot them. I guess.

0:55:03.600 --> 0:55:03.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:06.760
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, the rocket launches into space and our heroes

0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:09.120
<v Speaker 3>pass out from the g forces that we see Dale

0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 3>and Flash join hands as they lose consciousness, so they

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 3>are quickly like they're they're basically already in love there,

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:17.719
<v Speaker 3>you know, love story are complete at this point.

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're finally like rid of the Earth. At

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:24.160
<v Speaker 1>this point, we are successfully in space. We don't have

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:27.040
<v Speaker 1>to worry about the real world anymore. It's just going

0:55:27.080 --> 0:55:28.960
<v Speaker 1>to be aliens and craziness from here on out.

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Disgusting Earth, get it out of here. There's a shot

0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 3>where they're in Earth orbit and we could see like

0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:38.239
<v Speaker 3>a dozen planets hanging in the background. What what are

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:39.880
<v Speaker 3>all these extra planets? I don't know.

0:55:40.320 --> 0:55:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Everything's been thrown into disarray.

0:55:42.560 --> 0:55:45.040
<v Speaker 3>So our heroes are unconscious and we see their space

0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 3>capsule drift through space towards this vast spiraling portal. It's

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:53.560
<v Speaker 3>kind of like a whirlpool of color in the void,

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 3>and then we see a close up of some alien

0:55:57.200 --> 0:56:01.560
<v Speaker 3>creature in like a command room somewhere. Humanoid face, pale skin,

0:56:01.760 --> 0:56:06.040
<v Speaker 3>bald head, cold voice, with computerized goggles over his eyes

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 3>that have all these creepy gold displays on them, and

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 3>the aliens has strange object imaged in the Imperial Vortex.

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:16.600
<v Speaker 3>One thing I noticed. It's out of frame in the

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:18.520
<v Speaker 3>screenshot I have for you to look at, Rob, but

0:56:18.640 --> 0:56:21.000
<v Speaker 3>did you notice the little hood ornament on the top

0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 3>of their goggles has a free Mason symbol on it.

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 3>It's got the little square encompass.

0:56:26.000 --> 0:56:28.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice it as much here, but I think

0:56:28.680 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Clydus perhaps has some symbolisms on him that look like

0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Freemason imagery.

0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:35.400
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I don't know what to make of that.

0:56:35.600 --> 0:56:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Somebody snucks them in there. Maybe it's a coincidence, but

0:56:39.880 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 3>it seems like they're suggesting that the aliens are Freemasons. Anyway,

0:56:45.160 --> 0:56:47.719
<v Speaker 3>the spaceship tumbles into the vortex, and this part I

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:51.880
<v Speaker 3>thought was just awesome, Like the feeling it creates is

0:56:52.320 --> 0:56:56.320
<v Speaker 3>so exciting. The score is heavy with synth, bass and drums,

0:56:56.400 --> 0:56:58.160
<v Speaker 3>and I like the sound of the drums. It's like

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:02.600
<v Speaker 3>a very cool like dry top sound with this marching,

0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 3>galloping beat, and in the background, space is represented as

0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 3>this chaotic fusion of colors, like different shades of paint

0:57:11.280 --> 0:57:14.399
<v Speaker 3>or spilled together and mixing on panes of glass. It's

0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:14.959
<v Speaker 3>very cool.

0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a psychedelic liquid light show, like a

0:57:17.880 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Joshua light show thing going on. Like that's this movie's

0:57:21.160 --> 0:57:24.600
<v Speaker 1>vision for what space is. And I have to say

0:57:24.640 --> 0:57:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I really like it. One of the things that I've

0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:31.960
<v Speaker 1>liked about like the Spacier Marvel Cinematic Universe movies is

0:57:32.080 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 1>that they two varying degrees embrace this kind of like

0:57:36.440 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>a colorful fantasy space setting for their pictures.

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:43.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's great. I mean it's not like your movie

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:46.520
<v Speaker 3>needs to be realistic anyway. It's unrealistic in other ways,

0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 3>so why not make it beautiful?

0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this goes even beyond anything. If you've seen

0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:53.520
<v Speaker 1>MCU films and you haven't seen Flash Gordon like in this,

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:55.560
<v Speaker 1>like you don't even see any darkness of space. There

0:57:55.600 --> 0:58:00.240
<v Speaker 1>is no darkness in space. Everything is colors and psychedelic intensity. Right.

0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:04.320
<v Speaker 3>So we hear Alien Mission Control talking about this object

0:58:04.440 --> 0:58:07.640
<v Speaker 3>with Clytis. They are instructed to bring the craft through

0:58:07.800 --> 0:58:10.720
<v Speaker 3>the sea of fire and land it safely at the palace,

0:58:11.480 --> 0:58:14.320
<v Speaker 3>and the effect shots here involve a lot of miniature

0:58:14.400 --> 0:58:17.160
<v Speaker 3>models and sets. As we see the ship approaching on

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 3>the Ming planet, I think it is the planet called Mango.

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I think I believe so. Or that's the city I

0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:24.560
<v Speaker 1>can't remember as the planet or the city.

0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or they also say Mingo about something I don't know.

0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:34.200
<v Speaker 3>So they're moving through these little models sets and miniature

0:58:34.280 --> 0:58:39.240
<v Speaker 3>sets and it's great, stuffed to some degree, intentionally corny looking,

0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:44.040
<v Speaker 3>I think, trying to invoke a nostalgia for earlier films

0:58:44.080 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 3>and serials with corny special effects, but at the same

0:58:47.160 --> 0:58:50.200
<v Speaker 3>time a spell binding pleasure for the eyes. It is

0:58:50.360 --> 0:58:54.040
<v Speaker 3>equal parts corny self parody and genuine finesse.

0:58:54.600 --> 0:58:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and a lot of like have excellent craft went

0:58:57.480 --> 0:59:00.680
<v Speaker 1>into creating these models and sets, for sure.

0:59:01.320 --> 0:59:06.280
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. Yeah. So flash Dale and Zarkov they crash land,

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:09.600
<v Speaker 3>they're taken prisoner by the Emperor Ming's evil guards, and

0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:12.240
<v Speaker 3>they are escorted to the heart of the palace and

0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 3>there's like a giant state room that they pass through

0:59:15.080 --> 0:59:18.280
<v Speaker 3>that has this red and gold motif with these giant

0:59:18.360 --> 0:59:22.160
<v Speaker 3>statues of Ming's head Some of the soldiers are covered

0:59:22.200 --> 0:59:26.520
<v Speaker 3>in gold armor that seems slightly Samurai inspired. Others look

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 3>like old school sardok car and they've got like red

0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:33.640
<v Speaker 3>robes with hoods with the faces completely hidden behind gas masks.

0:59:34.520 --> 0:59:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the gas masky guys that we see. They

0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:39.400
<v Speaker 1>also have kind of a mobious look to them and

0:59:39.520 --> 0:59:41.439
<v Speaker 1>remind me of They also look like something that could

0:59:41.440 --> 0:59:43.360
<v Speaker 1>be a villain from like Super Mario Brothers too.

0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:46.240
<v Speaker 3>They look like they may well be following the smoke

0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:47.480
<v Speaker 3>to the rift filled land.

0:59:48.080 --> 0:59:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:53.640
<v Speaker 3>So, as the heroes are walking through the middle of

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:57.240
<v Speaker 3>this massive room full of alien soldiers, Flash and Dale

0:59:57.400 --> 1:00:00.280
<v Speaker 3>comment that this place looks like quote a police date,

1:00:00.760 --> 1:00:03.440
<v Speaker 3>and Zarkov says that that could be to their advantage

1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:07.360
<v Speaker 3>because it will mean they can easily find allies. Zarkov says,

1:00:07.440 --> 1:00:09.920
<v Speaker 3>look at them, the poor wretches are just waiting for

1:00:10.040 --> 1:00:12.680
<v Speaker 3>someone to lead them in revolt. And Dale is like,

1:00:12.760 --> 1:00:15.440
<v Speaker 3>will you stop talking about revolts? I just want to

1:00:15.520 --> 1:00:15.880
<v Speaker 3>go home.

1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

1:00:17.240 --> 1:00:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Another thing we should mention here is this flying robot

1:00:20.160 --> 1:00:23.040
<v Speaker 3>that occasionally vaporizes people. I think this is called the

1:00:23.120 --> 1:00:27.440
<v Speaker 3>Imperial Globe. It's like this floating gold thing that has

1:00:27.480 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 3>spikes on it, and sometimes it it shoots people with lasers.

1:00:30.880 --> 1:00:33.920
<v Speaker 3>The globe commands the prisoners to follow it, and on

1:00:34.120 --> 1:00:37.080
<v Speaker 3>the way to meet with the Emperor, the globe executes

1:00:37.120 --> 1:00:41.640
<v Speaker 3>another escaping prisoner, a lizard man, and it removes the

1:00:41.720 --> 1:00:45.040
<v Speaker 3>revolver from Zarkov's pocket. Also, should we take a minute

1:00:45.080 --> 1:00:47.800
<v Speaker 3>to mention the lizard man in this movie. They are

1:00:47.880 --> 1:00:51.240
<v Speaker 3>a sort of unexplained faction. But they've got like they're

1:00:51.360 --> 1:00:55.080
<v Speaker 3>like snakeheads with open mouths that have fangs and their

1:00:55.160 --> 1:00:57.520
<v Speaker 3>faces are inside the snake mouth.

1:00:57.960 --> 1:01:02.560
<v Speaker 1>It's incredible, like it it's not situation. Oh, it's complex,

1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:04.720
<v Speaker 1>like it works on several different levels because it's sort

1:01:04.760 --> 1:01:07.600
<v Speaker 1>of like you have a crappy costume of a lizard

1:01:08.040 --> 1:01:11.400
<v Speaker 1>in which the person's face is in the mouth, but

1:01:11.560 --> 1:01:14.480
<v Speaker 1>then they've taken that concept and evolved it to where no,

1:01:14.680 --> 1:01:18.720
<v Speaker 1>there's like red flesh inside the lizard's mouth and it

1:01:18.880 --> 1:01:23.360
<v Speaker 1>has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Yeah, it's

1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:23.960
<v Speaker 1>so weird.

1:01:24.440 --> 1:01:27.400
<v Speaker 3>So it's not like a person's face hiding back there.

1:01:27.480 --> 1:01:30.880
<v Speaker 3>There's like a face represented in the mouth as part

1:01:30.920 --> 1:01:31.560
<v Speaker 3>of the costume.

1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So, and it's it's equal parts goofy but also

1:01:35.320 --> 1:01:38.760
<v Speaker 1>like it gets here, your wheels turning, Like, what's going

1:01:38.800 --> 1:01:41.320
<v Speaker 1>on here? Do these things like manifest the mouth? Is

1:01:41.360 --> 1:01:45.520
<v Speaker 1>this just for communicating with the humanoid world? Like, what's

1:01:45.560 --> 1:01:46.960
<v Speaker 1>going on? It's so weird?

1:01:47.280 --> 1:01:50.880
<v Speaker 3>No idea. Anyway, they move on. The Zarkov says here

1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:55.360
<v Speaker 3>that he's going to sacrifice himself to kill They haven't

1:01:55.400 --> 1:01:57.640
<v Speaker 3>met Ming yet, so he doesn't even know who Ming is.

1:01:57.880 --> 1:02:00.360
<v Speaker 3>I guess whoever the boss is of the bad guys.

1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:03.280
<v Speaker 3>He's gonna do it. He says, it's a quote, it's

1:02:03.320 --> 1:02:07.200
<v Speaker 3>a rational transaction, one life for billions. But the globe

1:02:07.240 --> 1:02:09.480
<v Speaker 3>overhears this and destroys Zarkov's gun.

1:02:10.120 --> 1:02:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Oops, now we're back to square one.

1:02:12.240 --> 1:02:14.680
<v Speaker 3>The globe is a real tattletale. This will come up

1:02:14.680 --> 1:02:17.840
<v Speaker 3>again in the next scene. So we pass on to

1:02:17.960 --> 1:02:20.960
<v Speaker 3>the Throne room, which is just an avalanche of all

1:02:21.000 --> 1:02:27.160
<v Speaker 3>these different like characters and aliens, costumes, designs. One type

1:02:27.280 --> 1:02:30.120
<v Speaker 3>of character in that stands out to me are these

1:02:30.160 --> 1:02:33.200
<v Speaker 3>guys in red hoods who have the golden skull masks,

1:02:33.240 --> 1:02:36.800
<v Speaker 3>but they look like sad skulls, so like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the eyebrow ridges of the gold skulls are sloped downward

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<v Speaker 3>as they received from the bridge of the nose, which

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when the eyebrows are tilted that way, we

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<v Speaker 3>naturally interpret that as a sad face. So for some reason,

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<v Speaker 3>these rigid gold masks are sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're kind of like sad muppet skulls, but made

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<v Speaker 1>of gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Interest weird choice, I don't know. And there's so many

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<v Speaker 3>other types of aliens assembled here. They're like these people

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<v Speaker 3>who are like they have like black and white motifs

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<v Speaker 3>split down the middle of their costume. There seem to

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<v Speaker 3>be like delegations from the many different planets that are

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<v Speaker 3>subjugated by the emperor here. But the Emperor demands fealty,

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<v Speaker 3>and one thing that's for sure is everybody's got to

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<v Speaker 3>show that they're loyal to him. So when Emperor Ming

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<v Speaker 3>shows up, everybody starts screaming his glory. They say, Hail Ming,

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<v Speaker 3>Hail Emperor of the galaxy. And here finally we see

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<v Speaker 3>Max Foncido as Emperor Ming. He emerges from red fog

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<v Speaker 3>as if he were the Devil incarnate, and he's bald,

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<v Speaker 3>he has a goatee, he's very arched eyebrows, and he's

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<v Speaker 3>wearing this big like red robe with a high collar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and again that the queen music that synthesize their

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<v Speaker 1>track is just blaring and it's fabulous.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we also meet Ornella Mooti as Princess Aura, the

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<v Speaker 3>daughter of Ming, and when we first meet her, she

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<v Speaker 3>looks like a walking jewelry display case. It's just like

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<v Speaker 3>a bikini made of gold and diamonds, and this like

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<v Speaker 3>crown on the head that's sparkling. From the moment the

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<v Speaker 3>Earthlings enter the room, she's ogling Flash Gordon. So I

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<v Speaker 3>think we know what's going to happen here. She wants

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<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the interesting things about all of the especially

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<v Speaker 1>like Ning's Court, there are places where they reference the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that the human mind is much more limited, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have the same capacity for thought that these other

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<v Speaker 1>alien characters have. But these other alien characters, for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, don't seem to be displaying like heightened awareness

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<v Speaker 1>and heightened cognition, Like they're just focused on pursuits like

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<v Speaker 1>romantic pursuits and pursuits of the flesh and so forth,

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<v Speaker 1>as opposed to any other kind of like higher functioning

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<v Speaker 1>that I guess they're supposed to be doing here.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, maybe they have extremely standard carnal desires.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically all the aliens do. None of them are really

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<v Speaker 3>shown to be, like, I don't know, considering the philosophy

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<v Speaker 3>of deep space or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, maybe they're doing all that in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why everything else is dumped down a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>In this scene, we also meet Peter Wingard as Clytas.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the figure in the black hood with the

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<v Speaker 3>spiked shoulder pads, also wearing a rigid gold mask. This

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<v Speaker 3>mask does not look sad. Instead, it looks kind of

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<v Speaker 3>coldly curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it's his total like vibes of doctor Doom,

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<v Speaker 1>of destro from g I Joe, that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Great presentation here, a golden death.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I was waiting for his big unmasking scene,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't think it ever comes, or if it did,

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<v Speaker 3>I must have missed it was there. Any time we

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<v Speaker 3>see him without the.

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<v Speaker 1>Mask, we see some stuff leak out of the mask.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it, all right. We're not done meeting characters.

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<v Speaker 3>In the scene. We meet a couple of princes. We

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<v Speaker 3>meet Brian Blessed as Voltan, the Prince of the Hawkmen.

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<v Speaker 3>We meet Timothy Dalton as Baron, the prince of the Arboreans,

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<v Speaker 3>I think the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>People, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>And when we first meet these to they are fighting

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<v Speaker 3>with each other. They're arguing about who gets to present

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<v Speaker 3>the fabled ice Jewel of Phrygia to Emperor Ming as

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<v Speaker 3>a tribute. Voltan tries to present it first, but then

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<v Speaker 3>Barn comes into the room and says, you stole that

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<v Speaker 3>from me. I unearthed it to give to Ming as

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<v Speaker 3>a tribute. I saw it first, but then Voltan stole

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<v Speaker 3>it and they get mad at each other. They're about

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<v Speaker 3>to duel, but then Clydas shuts it down. He says,

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<v Speaker 3>no one in the palace dies without a command from

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<v Speaker 3>the Emperor. And oh boy, Brian Blessed looks so eager

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<v Speaker 3>to fight. He also, his beard looks so wild. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very like, I don't know, it's very like not smoothed out.

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<v Speaker 3>It has the look of like when a cartoon character

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<v Speaker 3>gets like electrified and like their hair stands on end.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, it's rare to see a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>him without a full glorious beard, but this one I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, Yeah, they made it more bushy than usual. Here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now we gotta have a scene here in this

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<v Speaker 3>big gathering where we witness Ming's cruelty. So we see

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<v Speaker 3>the prince of one of the assembled peoples here, the

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<v Speaker 3>Prince of Ardentia named Thun and he's dressed in sparkling gold,

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<v Speaker 3>and he approached it. He's called up before Ming and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, we have suffered greatly since you blasted our kingdom.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, they don't have any riches to offer, but

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<v Speaker 3>the Ardentians can offer their loyalty.

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<v Speaker 1>You pointed out that I'd forgotten to mention them in

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<v Speaker 1>the crew. I mean, there are a lot of actors

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<v Speaker 1>in this film. We can't mention them all. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is George Harris playing Thun Born nineteen forty nine. Fans

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<v Speaker 1>will definitely recognize him as Katanga in Raiders of the

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<v Speaker 1>Lost Art small part, but a memorable one, and he

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<v Speaker 1>also played Kingsley shackle Bolt in the Harry Potter films.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so Prince, he goes up before Ming and he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we can offer you loyalty. That's all we got after

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<v Speaker 3>you attacked us. And Ming commands him to show his

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<v Speaker 3>loyalty by falling on his sword. So Prince he tries

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<v Speaker 3>to do it, do a smart double cross, Like he

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<v Speaker 3>tries to look like he's gonna fall on the sword

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<v Speaker 3>but then strike out and kill Ming, but the globe

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<v Speaker 3>robot gets in the way. It like freezes him in

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<v Speaker 3>place before he can do it, and then Ming kills

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<v Speaker 3>him with his own sword.

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<v Speaker 1>Purple blood right or blue blood? I can't remember, but

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of crazy alien colored blood.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, The aliens in this movie have many different

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<v Speaker 3>colors of blood, except for Timothy Dalton, who appears to

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<v Speaker 3>have regular He's got like red blood, which makes you wonder,

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<v Speaker 3>is Timothy Dalton just an Earthling who has been transplanted

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<v Speaker 3>to Arborea? Don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you think they would have green blood because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you have aliens with all different colored bloods, and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you probably have that whole situation going on

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<v Speaker 1>here where sensors famously are okay with blood if it's

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<v Speaker 1>not red, you can have as much as possible if

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<v Speaker 1>it's green, but if it's red and they're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah anyway, So our Earthlings watch Ming just murder this guy,

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<v Speaker 3>and then Flash mutters to Dale, this Ming's a psycho.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the glow robot overhears him in tattles. It like

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<v Speaker 3>blares out on the speakers. This Ming is a psycho

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, who said that? And now all eyes

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<v Speaker 3>are on the Earthlings, including Princess Aarra, who is still

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<v Speaker 3>aggressively ogling Flash Gordon from afar. Gordon does notice this,

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<v Speaker 3>and he like looks back at her and Dale gets jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, they've never explained this really, but Princess Aura just

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<v Speaker 3>has like a guy on a leash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm pretty sure this is Deep Roy, an

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<v Speaker 1>actor who's come up on the show before. Again, very

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<v Speaker 1>very deep Gast on this picture. Among other things, Robbie

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<v Speaker 1>Coltrane shows up at the airport scene early on in

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. Hits a blink and you miss it situation,

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<v Speaker 1>But there's Robbie Coltrane.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even notice anyway. So the humans come forward

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<v Speaker 3>and Ming is like, who are you? Flash says Flash Gordon,

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<v Speaker 3>quarterback New York Jets. I didn't expect we were going

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<v Speaker 3>to get a specific team, mentioned, Dale says, Dale, Arden

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<v Speaker 3>your Highness live and let live. That's my motto. And

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<v Speaker 3>then Zarkov says, my name is Hans Zarkov. I am

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<v Speaker 3>a scientist. I kidnapped them here in an effort to

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<v Speaker 3>save our planet Earth, and Zarkov goes on to say,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we're interested only in friendship. Why did you

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<v Speaker 3>attack our planet? And the Emperor Ming explains his mindset.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, this is a quote why not pathetic Earthlings

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<v Speaker 3>hurling your bodies out into the void without the slightest

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<v Speaker 3>inkling of who or what is out here? If you

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<v Speaker 3>had known anything about the true nature of the universe,

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<v Speaker 3>anything at all, you would have hidden from it in terror.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a kind of I didn't expect it to

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<v Speaker 3>go in that direction, but that's that's kind of creepy.

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<v Speaker 3>It has some cosmic horror going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Absolutely, there are moments like this in the picture

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<v Speaker 1>where yeah, it'll get really serious and like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>this meaning is terrifying, and then you know a football

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<v Speaker 1>game may break out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. So well, first, Ming like he looks at

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<v Speaker 3>Dale Arden and he is suddenly filled with lust and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, ah, yes, you are my new imperial concubine now,

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<v Speaker 3>and he hypnotizes her with his ring and like makes

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<v Speaker 3>her do this weird slow dance. It is an unusual

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<v Speaker 3>vibe and Ming, I guess he's happy with what he

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<v Speaker 3>sees and he's like, okay, she's mine. Now sees her

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<v Speaker 3>and Flash Gordon says forget it, ming Dale's with me,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we commenced the football fight. This had to

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<v Speaker 3>be one of my favorite moments of the movie, where

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<v Speaker 3>the fight breaks out and the form the fight takes

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<v Speaker 3>is football more so than you're probably imagining here. So like,

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<v Speaker 3>at first there, Flash Gordon starts fighting the soldiers and

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<v Speaker 3>he's having trouble defeating them until Zarkov snatches like an

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<v Speaker 3>egg from one of the aliens in the room and

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<v Speaker 3>the egg is basically football shaped and he throws it

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<v Speaker 3>to Flash Gordon and then this apparently like activates his

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<v Speaker 3>football brain so he can tackle the bad guys. Rob,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you want to say about the scene.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a lot going on and it is really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Your note on it being more football theme than you

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<v Speaker 1>can possibly imagine if you haven't seen the film is

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<v Speaker 1>totally on point, because yeah, it is like a straight

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<v Speaker 1>up football game that breaks out to the point where

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<v Speaker 1>there's a There's this one moment where Clyde has like

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<v Speaker 1>gets some of the cronies and again these are okay,

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<v Speaker 1>two things. First of all, The aliens who are engaging

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<v Speaker 1>in the football fight are of like a different type.

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<v Speaker 1>They have different armor that strongly resembles like football padding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're dressed up like football players.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then when they when they're getting their butts

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<v Speaker 1>kicked by Flash, Clydus jumps in and he's like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>huddle up. He like does like a football coaching thing

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like you need to do like this, do

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<v Speaker 1>this play. And they go out and try it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It is tremendous fun. It is just absolutely goofy,

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<v Speaker 1>and it can come as a shock, Like I say,

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<v Speaker 1>if you kind of like we're buying into ming a

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<v Speaker 1>few seconds earlier and you're like, oh man, this bad

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<v Speaker 1>guy's pretty terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>We go from cosmic horror to football fight in like

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<v Speaker 3>eighty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea.

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<v Speaker 3>And also in this fight, Dale is doing cheerleader cheers.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, go Flash, Go Flash. Also, Brian Blessed likes

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<v Speaker 3>what he's seeing. He keeps just like watching the fight

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<v Speaker 3>and grinning gigantic toothy grin, casually intervening here and there

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<v Speaker 3>to help out Flash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tripping a few aliens us, I think he uses

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<v Speaker 1>the cudgel on them. A little bit too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but he's doing it like on the sly. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess they didn't get caught. But unfortunately this fight ends

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<v Speaker 3>with Flash getting knocked unconscious. I think Zarkov like screws

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<v Speaker 3>up and it's his fault. And so Ming is victorious

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<v Speaker 3>over the Earthlings. And Aura goes up to Ming and

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<v Speaker 3>she begs him to give Flash to her, even though

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<v Speaker 3>she's already engaged to be married to Prince Baron Timothy Dalton.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, no, give me this other husband as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I will marry both of them. But Ming refuses. So

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<v Speaker 3>Zarkov is taken away by Clytis to be conditioned for

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<v Speaker 3>the Imperial Secret Police. Flash is to face public execution

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<v Speaker 3>later that night for his defiance of Ming.

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<v Speaker 1>The football rebellion is over.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so yeah, they're they're imprisoned and condemned. So

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<v Speaker 3>we get one. One scene that comes up soon is

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<v Speaker 3>this little well. First, there's a there's a moment with

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<v Speaker 3>Prince Prince Baron and Princess Ara where he says he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't trust her, but she convinces him to go back

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<v Speaker 3>to Arboria tonight and she will come and meet him

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<v Speaker 3>there with a surprise and then we see Flash in

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<v Speaker 3>prison in Ming's dungeon here wearing one of the best

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<v Speaker 3>helmet mask things I've ever seen. It looks like a

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<v Speaker 3>like a giant die of some kind, and it's got

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<v Speaker 3>spikes shooting out of it where his face would be.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't is if that's like to prevent anybody from

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<v Speaker 3>getting close to his face. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe it's because if he runs away, he'll like

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<v Speaker 1>stick into the wall and then he can't move. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It looks impressive, though.

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<v Speaker 3>So as a final request before his execution, he tells

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<v Speaker 3>Clydas that he wants to see Dale, and they're given

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<v Speaker 3>a moment together, and Clydas, of course regards it as

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<v Speaker 3>pathetic that they are in love. And Dale comes in

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<v Speaker 3>in her emperor's concubine uniform and the first thing Flash

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<v Speaker 3>Gordon says when he sees her is you look great?

1:15:34.080 --> 1:15:39.000
<v Speaker 3>That about adis rolling on the floor. You look great anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>They say that they hope this is only a bad dream.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, soon they'll wake up, and Flash tells her,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, after he's dead, she's gonna have to meet

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<v Speaker 3>up with Zarkov to find a way to save the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>So we go to the execution and it's going to

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<v Speaker 3>take place in this chamber that's like a hat. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like a glass hemisphere with this chair where this like

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<v Speaker 3>yellow smoke comes out out that is apparently some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of poison that will kill Flash Gordon. The execution scene

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<v Speaker 3>set is actually gorgeous, with these clouds blooming in the

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<v Speaker 3>sky and all these bizarre costumes. It's really again one

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<v Speaker 3>of the many feast for the eyes scenes here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a cross between church and a gas

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<v Speaker 1>chamber exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And the Imperial Surgeon is a character we meet in

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<v Speaker 3>this scene. He's dressed in like white robes. He looks

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<v Speaker 3>very boring compared to everybody else around him. He's like

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<v Speaker 3>the square in Ming's palace. And we see him slip

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<v Speaker 3>Flash Gordon some kind of secret medicine before the execution.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's a great moment in the scene where I

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<v Speaker 3>think we see Dale and Zarkov and they're watching Flash

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<v Speaker 3>Gordon be prepared for execution and they're crying, and Princess

1:16:47.360 --> 1:16:50.880
<v Speaker 3>Ara says to Ming, look, water is leaking from her eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>In Ming says it's what they call tears. It is

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<v Speaker 3>a sign of their weakness.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is I mean ultimately an important theme in

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<v Speaker 1>the film is that what humanity offers is is compassion

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<v Speaker 1>and reason and that's what that's what's ultimately going to

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<v Speaker 1>win the day, and that's that's ultimately what Flash has.

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<v Speaker 1>That is his superpower, but it's not helping him out

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<v Speaker 1>a lot right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Right well, No, in fact, what helps him out right

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<v Speaker 3>now is that he is good looking, and Aura is

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<v Speaker 3>obsessed with him because she, in fact has gotten the

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<v Speaker 3>Imperial Surgeon to give him an antidote that will protect

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<v Speaker 3>him from this yellow smoke that is supposed to poison him.

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<v Speaker 3>So he just like gets knocked out by it, and

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<v Speaker 3>we come back to him later in this room where

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<v Speaker 3>his coffin is laid out next to like a stylized

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<v Speaker 3>custom tombstone that says Flash Gordon Earthling executed by.

1:17:47.280 --> 1:17:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Ming oh man. That's so good it's its branded.

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<v Speaker 3>So they wake him up and the Imperial Surgeon is like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a fool doing everything you ask for Aura, and

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<v Speaker 3>she kisses him and she's like, Yep, you're a fool.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna do everything I say, and so he scurries

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<v Speaker 3>off and Flash awakens wearing weird plastic underwear, and Aura

1:18:08.720 --> 1:18:11.599
<v Speaker 3>kisses him and tells him she has revived him with magic,

1:18:12.000 --> 1:18:14.240
<v Speaker 3>and she's like, quick, put on this uniform before the

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<v Speaker 3>lizard men arrive to bury you.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone is if you're executed by Ming, you are buried

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<v Speaker 1>in hotpants. That seems to be the tradition.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and as oh, by the way, I mentioned this

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<v Speaker 3>scene coming up. As Aura and Flash are escaping the palace,

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<v Speaker 3>they pass by a room where doctor Zarkov is strapped

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<v Speaker 3>to a table with some giant beam emitter aimed at

1:18:36.000 --> 1:18:39.479
<v Speaker 3>his head and she's like, oh, it's only conditioning, come on,

1:18:39.680 --> 1:18:42.360
<v Speaker 3>And so they leave. Aura and Flash leave the palace,

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<v Speaker 3>but then we zoom in on this room where Ming

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<v Speaker 3>and doctor Zarkov are talking, and Ming explains his whole plot.

1:18:49.920 --> 1:18:53.800
<v Speaker 3>He says, quote, every thousand years, I test each life

1:18:53.880 --> 1:18:57.640
<v Speaker 3>system in the universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes,

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<v Speaker 3>unpredicted eclipses, strange in the wilderness. If these are taken

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<v Speaker 3>as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless. I

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<v Speaker 3>spare it. But if the hand of Ming is recognized

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<v Speaker 3>in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us.

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<v Speaker 3>I call upon the Great God Diezan and for his

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<v Speaker 3>greater glory and for our mutual pleasure, I destroy it utterly,

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<v Speaker 3>and so Zarkov realizes. He says, you're saying it's my fault.

1:19:26.120 --> 1:19:29.760
<v Speaker 3>The earth is being destroyed, and Imperi Ming says, precisely,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a real bad twist. But then they explain, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>they're going to empty his memory as we might empty

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<v Speaker 3>your pockets. They're going to steal all his memories out

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<v Speaker 3>of his mind. And then we get this brain wiping

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<v Speaker 3>scene where we see, like, as this beam is beaming

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<v Speaker 3>at his head, we see on a television screen Zarkov's

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<v Speaker 3>whole life playing like in super speed in reverse. We

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<v Speaker 3>see all these formative memories, personal tragedies, family struggles. So

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of this goofy movie, this sequence is

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<v Speaker 3>strangely powerful, mostly because of the way Topaul performs it.

1:20:08.760 --> 1:20:12.040
<v Speaker 3>We see him like losing his wife in a horrible accident,

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<v Speaker 3>we see his family suffering under the Nazis, and finally

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<v Speaker 3>he regresses to being a baby and he just says, Papa, Papa.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what to make of this. I would

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<v Speaker 3>say it is wildly tonally inappropriate for the for the film,

1:20:27.280 --> 1:20:30.880
<v Speaker 3>but it's also quite strong. It's strangely moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is exactly how I've always felt about this,

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<v Speaker 1>or that's the way I feel about it now. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember seeing this when I was a kid, and this

1:20:39.000 --> 1:20:41.920
<v Speaker 1>scene was like kind of disturbing, you know, because it's

1:20:42.439 --> 1:20:46.439
<v Speaker 1>it's you're used to seeing characters vaporized by lasers. We've

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<v Speaker 1>seen it already in this picture, you know, run through

1:20:49.240 --> 1:20:51.960
<v Speaker 1>with swords. But this is just this is this is

1:20:52.080 --> 1:20:55.519
<v Speaker 1>rather poignant and disturbing. And yeah, we just had a

1:20:55.560 --> 1:20:59.080
<v Speaker 1>football fight, now we're having this. So it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>something that maybe he should have been cut or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>should have been saved for another movie. But again, the

1:21:03.840 --> 1:21:06.360
<v Speaker 1>performance is so solid. What can you do? And and

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<v Speaker 1>and the way they the images are cut together with

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<v Speaker 1>other like random images of like cats and faces, it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite troubling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say it's like really good, but it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't belong here.

1:21:18.720 --> 1:21:22.240
<v Speaker 1>It's so weird, like this belongs in the Nicholas Rogue

1:21:22.280 --> 1:21:25.439
<v Speaker 1>movie that he didn't get. This needs to be in

1:21:25.520 --> 1:21:26.719
<v Speaker 1>that alternate reality.

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<v Speaker 3>So back to the goofy stuff. We see Flash on

1:21:29.800 --> 1:21:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Aura's rocket ship. They're going to ar Borea, and this

1:21:33.400 --> 1:21:35.600
<v Speaker 3>is the scene where he like, you know, he'd like

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<v Speaker 3>endangers the ship in order to convince her to allow

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<v Speaker 3>him to use the thought Amplifier, which is like a

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<v Speaker 3>telepathic communicator machine, to contact Dale telepathically and let her

1:21:47.680 --> 1:21:50.680
<v Speaker 3>know he is still alive. She's hanging out with I

1:21:50.760 --> 1:21:54.280
<v Speaker 3>guess Ming's other concubines, and she she's just like she

1:21:54.439 --> 1:21:57.600
<v Speaker 3>thinks he's dead, but this conversation lets her know that

1:21:57.800 --> 1:22:01.320
<v Speaker 3>he's alive, and she she sort of gets the idea, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I got to escape here and do something now, Flash

1:22:04.680 --> 1:22:07.160
<v Speaker 3>and Aura. They go to this place ar Borea. This

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<v Speaker 3>is like a moon or a planet characterized mainly by trees.

1:22:10.640 --> 1:22:12.800
<v Speaker 3>It's sort of an Ewok village, as we were saying,

1:22:12.800 --> 1:22:15.839
<v Speaker 3>but full of people, including Timothy Dalton and Richard O'Brien,

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<v Speaker 3>and we witness this interesting ritual when they first arrived

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<v Speaker 3>there where like a young man, he says, I am

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<v Speaker 3>now of age, greenfather, I ask for the test of manhood,

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<v Speaker 3>and this ritual commences where he has to go around

1:22:28.320 --> 1:22:31.080
<v Speaker 3>this like tree root and reach into one of many

1:22:31.160 --> 1:22:33.400
<v Speaker 3>holes in it. If he reaches into the wrong hole,

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<v Speaker 3>he will be stung by this weird tree beast. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like a scorpion inside the tree that has a venom

1:22:40.400 --> 1:22:43.600
<v Speaker 3>that tortures people with madness until they die, and he

1:22:43.760 --> 1:22:46.679
<v Speaker 3>does get stung. So this kid is like Timothy Dalton,

1:22:46.760 --> 1:22:50.120
<v Speaker 3>you must end it now, and Timothy Dalton Mercy kills him.

1:22:50.720 --> 1:22:53.960
<v Speaker 3>And this is apparently they're they're very harsh initiation into

1:22:53.960 --> 1:22:55.360
<v Speaker 3>adulthood and their society.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the tree Beast sequences are very memorable. In fact,

1:22:59.680 --> 1:23:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I was watching this with my wife last night. She'd

1:23:02.240 --> 1:23:05.160
<v Speaker 1>seen it before, and I was at one point we

1:23:05.320 --> 1:23:07.400
<v Speaker 1>reached we reached a point in watching the film where

1:23:07.400 --> 1:23:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, do you want to go to

1:23:08.439 --> 1:23:10.720
<v Speaker 1>bed and I can finish it in the morning, And

1:23:10.800 --> 1:23:13.400
<v Speaker 1>she's like, no, I need to stay up at least

1:23:13.520 --> 1:23:15.760
<v Speaker 1>until the tree Beast scene happens, at least until they

1:23:15.760 --> 1:23:19.519
<v Speaker 1>started sticking their arms into the big stump. So we

1:23:20.280 --> 1:23:22.439
<v Speaker 1>ended up watching the whole thing. But that was nice,

1:23:22.760 --> 1:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>one of her favorite scenes.

1:23:24.200 --> 1:23:26.439
<v Speaker 3>It is quite mean. They're actually a couple of these scenes.

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<v Speaker 3>So we see this other guy failed to test early on,

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<v Speaker 3>and then Aura dumps dumps flash on this planet. He's like, Barn,

1:23:34.479 --> 1:23:36.640
<v Speaker 3>take care of him. I've got to go back and

1:23:36.800 --> 1:23:39.560
<v Speaker 3>do other things. I'll be back and Barron does he

1:23:39.800 --> 1:23:42.640
<v Speaker 3>like this? Of course not. This is like my fiance's

1:23:42.720 --> 1:23:45.120
<v Speaker 3>other boyfriend just has to hang out with me. Now.

1:23:45.520 --> 1:23:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so he's gonna instantly orchestrate his death.

1:23:48.160 --> 1:23:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Right, So they like put him into this cage that

1:23:51.240 --> 1:23:54.760
<v Speaker 3>gets lowered into the green swamp below the trees, and

1:23:54.880 --> 1:23:57.200
<v Speaker 3>he's there with these other prisoners. Oh, it's a very

1:23:57.920 --> 1:24:00.439
<v Speaker 3>it's a very unpleasant set piece. They're like up to

1:24:00.520 --> 1:24:04.559
<v Speaker 3>their shoulders just barely trying to keep their heads above water. Meanwhile,

1:24:04.600 --> 1:24:08.880
<v Speaker 3>there's a there's a great escape scene where Dale she's like, Okay,

1:24:08.920 --> 1:24:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I gotta get out of here. So she orchestrates an

1:24:11.080 --> 1:24:14.880
<v Speaker 3>escape where she they bring her this kind of like drug,

1:24:15.640 --> 1:24:18.800
<v Speaker 3>this like drugged beverage, and they're like take it, you know,

1:24:18.880 --> 1:24:22.080
<v Speaker 3>it makes everything feel good, And so she's she gets

1:24:22.120 --> 1:24:25.840
<v Speaker 3>the servants to drink it instead, they fall unconscious. She

1:24:25.960 --> 1:24:30.960
<v Speaker 3>swaps uniforms with them, escapes the escapes the palace by

1:24:31.080 --> 1:24:33.800
<v Speaker 3>like doing some real moves. I didn't expect Dale to

1:24:33.840 --> 1:24:36.120
<v Speaker 3>become such an action hero in the movie, but she's

1:24:36.200 --> 1:24:38.840
<v Speaker 3>like running around beaten up and blasting a bunch of

1:24:38.880 --> 1:24:40.200
<v Speaker 3>the soldiers on her way out.

1:24:40.880 --> 1:24:43.840
<v Speaker 1>No explanation whatsoever for it, but that it's fun.

1:24:44.120 --> 1:24:47.720
<v Speaker 3>Great. Yeah, it's like halfway through the movie they just decided, wait,

1:24:47.840 --> 1:24:49.960
<v Speaker 3>what is she not just a damsel in distress like

1:24:50.040 --> 1:24:53.040
<v Speaker 3>she you know, she she's kicking butt too. As you said,

1:24:53.080 --> 1:24:55.679
<v Speaker 3>it is not explained, but okay, great, Yeah.

1:24:56.160 --> 1:24:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's because she drank a little bit of that

1:24:58.560 --> 1:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>potion from the Galaxy Pleasure or wherever they said it

1:25:01.439 --> 1:25:03.559
<v Speaker 1>was from, and so she drank just enough to give

1:25:03.600 --> 1:25:06.240
<v Speaker 1>her like super combat the skills, and that's what we

1:25:06.320 --> 1:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>see here.

1:25:07.000 --> 1:25:09.040
<v Speaker 3>That's right. Yeah. So she meets up on her way

1:25:09.080 --> 1:25:12.160
<v Speaker 3>out of the palace with Zarkov again, which at first

1:25:12.280 --> 1:25:16.680
<v Speaker 3>we worry is agent Zarkov an apparently brainwashed drone form

1:25:16.760 --> 1:25:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Ming and Ming thinks this guy is working as a

1:25:20.400 --> 1:25:23.839
<v Speaker 3>double agent. But once they're out of the palace, Zarkov

1:25:23.920 --> 1:25:26.360
<v Speaker 3>has this moment where he reveals he is still himself

1:25:26.439 --> 1:25:29.120
<v Speaker 3>and he still has all his memories. He I couldn't

1:25:29.160 --> 1:25:31.200
<v Speaker 3>fully understand it, but he says like he was able

1:25:31.240 --> 1:25:35.439
<v Speaker 3>to resist the brainwashing by holding onto memories including I think,

1:25:35.520 --> 1:25:40.320
<v Speaker 3>the theories of Einstein, bits of the Talmud, and songs

1:25:40.360 --> 1:25:43.679
<v Speaker 3>by the Beatles. And then he says that like spoke

1:25:43.880 --> 1:25:47.360
<v Speaker 3>focusing on these specific memories allowed him to keep all

1:25:47.439 --> 1:25:50.719
<v Speaker 3>of his memory and knowledge. He says, it's you can't

1:25:50.800 --> 1:25:51.880
<v Speaker 3>conquer the human spirit.

1:25:52.240 --> 1:25:55.479
<v Speaker 1>The performance sells it, yeah, but it is a complete

1:25:55.520 --> 1:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>turnaround because it's just like, oh, yeah, all that you

1:25:58.280 --> 1:26:02.240
<v Speaker 1>thought happening not happening. Fine, disregard it. I'm good.

1:26:11.000 --> 1:26:14.320
<v Speaker 3>So, like Ming, Calla and Clydis learned that Flash Gordon

1:26:14.439 --> 1:26:17.599
<v Speaker 3>is still alive. They're very unhappy about this, and they

1:26:17.680 --> 1:26:20.320
<v Speaker 3>learn he's still alive due to the intervention of a trader,

1:26:20.800 --> 1:26:24.080
<v Speaker 3>and Ming authorizes Clydis to discover who the trader is

1:26:24.240 --> 1:26:27.960
<v Speaker 3>no matter where the trail leads, by any means necessary.

1:26:28.640 --> 1:26:31.760
<v Speaker 3>So this leads to the torture scene of Princess Ara.

1:26:32.600 --> 1:26:36.080
<v Speaker 3>Clydas has her like chained up and they're torturing her

1:26:36.160 --> 1:26:38.840
<v Speaker 3>for information. They're like, where is Flash Gordon? Where did

1:26:38.920 --> 1:26:41.799
<v Speaker 3>you take him? Clydus seems to be kind of enjoying

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<v Speaker 3>this because he's he's portrayed to be somewhat of a

1:26:44.720 --> 1:26:49.040
<v Speaker 3>creep when it comes to aur and uh, then it oh,

1:26:49.200 --> 1:26:51.280
<v Speaker 3>there's the part it gets to where he's like, bring

1:26:51.439 --> 1:26:55.600
<v Speaker 3>me the bore worms and she goes, no, not the

1:26:55.720 --> 1:27:00.200
<v Speaker 3>bore worms. Ara has has multiple lines where she just

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<v Speaker 3>has to make very very straight reference to the horror

1:27:03.880 --> 1:27:06.040
<v Speaker 3>of the boar worms. It'll come up again.

1:27:06.640 --> 1:27:09.640
<v Speaker 1>It works. I mean, it builds up a sense of

1:27:09.720 --> 1:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>fear of these worms that we will never see, never see. Yeah,

1:27:13.120 --> 1:27:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe Dino came in. He's like, Okay, look,

1:27:16.400 --> 1:27:18.479
<v Speaker 1>I gave you the cage lowered into the swamp. I

1:27:18.560 --> 1:27:21.400
<v Speaker 1>gave you the tree beast, but we can't have bore worms.

1:27:21.680 --> 1:27:23.880
<v Speaker 1>We're at the very limit of the budget right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of the swamp, there's like an escape scene where

1:27:27.160 --> 1:27:30.360
<v Speaker 3>they get Gordon out of the cage in the swamp,

1:27:30.560 --> 1:27:33.599
<v Speaker 3>but then Timothy Dalton confronts him and they're like, okay,

1:27:33.680 --> 1:27:36.360
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna make you do the tree beast test, and

1:27:37.320 --> 1:27:40.680
<v Speaker 3>he does pretty well, but eventually this escalates to a

1:27:40.760 --> 1:27:42.960
<v Speaker 3>fight and flash Gordon has to like pull a sword

1:27:43.040 --> 1:27:47.360
<v Speaker 3>on Timothy Dalton and try to escape, but then he

1:27:47.560 --> 1:27:49.880
<v Speaker 3>gets caught in the swamp by some kind of giant

1:27:50.600 --> 1:27:53.880
<v Speaker 3>monster that's like gobbling him up. And Barren, I don't

1:27:53.880 --> 1:27:55.640
<v Speaker 3>know how to even describe this thing. It's like a

1:27:55.720 --> 1:27:58.040
<v Speaker 3>big sack that has bamboo legs.

1:27:58.680 --> 1:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's monstrous and it doesn't make a lot of sense,

1:28:03.080 --> 1:28:04.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's a monster, it's a space monster. It's not

1:28:04.920 --> 1:28:05.400
<v Speaker 1>supposed to do.

1:28:05.680 --> 1:28:08.400
<v Speaker 3>So Timothy Dalton comes it kills the monster, and then

1:28:08.439 --> 1:28:10.240
<v Speaker 3>you think he's about to kill Flash Gordon. But then

1:28:10.320 --> 1:28:12.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember what happens here. Is it that

1:28:12.200 --> 1:28:14.840
<v Speaker 3>the Hawkmen show up and stop him from killing him?

1:28:15.160 --> 1:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the hawk Men come at that point because they're

1:28:18.880 --> 1:28:21.679
<v Speaker 1>here for Flash, and the hawk Men are still trying

1:28:21.760 --> 1:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>to play right by Ming. They're not an all open rebellion.

1:28:25.120 --> 1:28:27.479
<v Speaker 1>This is all heading to, of course, open rebellion, but

1:28:27.680 --> 1:28:31.080
<v Speaker 1>right now there's still division between these factions that will

1:28:31.400 --> 1:28:33.519
<v Speaker 1>eventually rise up together against me.

1:28:34.000 --> 1:28:37.040
<v Speaker 3>Our Earthlings are constantly trying to appeal to the factions

1:28:37.080 --> 1:28:40.120
<v Speaker 3>to band together and fight against Ming instead of being

1:28:40.240 --> 1:28:43.320
<v Speaker 3>loyal to Ming and fighting each other right, and they

1:28:43.360 --> 1:28:45.840
<v Speaker 3>are eventually able to convince them, But before that we

1:28:45.960 --> 1:28:50.840
<v Speaker 3>get to the trial by combat scene, which is another

1:28:50.880 --> 1:28:53.160
<v Speaker 3>one of the best scenes in the movie Flash Gordon.

1:28:53.760 --> 1:28:55.400
<v Speaker 3>I've said this before on the show that a lot

1:28:55.439 --> 1:28:58.040
<v Speaker 3>of times action scenes are boring because a lot of

1:28:58.080 --> 1:28:59.840
<v Speaker 3>times they are it's just you know, like close ups

1:28:59.880 --> 1:29:03.439
<v Speaker 3>of people shooting and things exploding, the lax drama. Flash

1:29:03.520 --> 1:29:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Gordon is not like that. The fight scenes are some

1:29:05.640 --> 1:29:07.799
<v Speaker 3>of the best stuff in the movies. The fight scenes

1:29:07.840 --> 1:29:08.880
<v Speaker 3>are so fun.

1:29:09.640 --> 1:29:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this one especially. So it's gonna be trial

1:29:12.960 --> 1:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>by combat in the Hawkman floating city. Yeah, and there

1:29:18.920 --> 1:29:21.200
<v Speaker 1>are a few steps to get get where we're gonna

1:29:21.200 --> 1:29:24.760
<v Speaker 1>go with this, but it's like Barren is going to

1:29:24.800 --> 1:29:28.519
<v Speaker 1>be tried and executed, but it's going to be trial

1:29:28.560 --> 1:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>by combat. Who's he gonna fight. Seems like he's gonna

1:29:31.120 --> 1:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>probably fit. Uh, he's gonna probably pick Brian Blessed. Right,

1:29:34.920 --> 1:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>he's there, he has his cudgel, he's eager for it,

1:29:37.360 --> 1:29:40.200
<v Speaker 1>but no, he chooses Flash Gorton. He's like, I will

1:29:40.240 --> 1:29:40.760
<v Speaker 1>fight him.

1:29:41.120 --> 1:29:43.400
<v Speaker 3>So they put them out on this disc in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of a void, and so the Hawkman Palace is

1:29:46.120 --> 1:29:47.680
<v Speaker 3>like up at the air, so it's like they got

1:29:47.680 --> 1:29:50.920
<v Speaker 3>the moon door basically, and they're on this disc there

1:29:51.479 --> 1:29:55.040
<v Speaker 3>and while and they're fighting with whips, Flashboard and then

1:29:55.120 --> 1:29:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Timothy Dalton are whipping each other on this disc and

1:29:58.880 --> 1:30:02.160
<v Speaker 3>then Brian Blessed it's this remote control that allows him

1:30:02.200 --> 1:30:05.040
<v Speaker 3>to tilt the disc around and make spikes come up

1:30:05.080 --> 1:30:07.920
<v Speaker 3>out of the bottom of it. So it's just it's

1:30:08.120 --> 1:30:12.400
<v Speaker 3>extremely chaotic and it's very very fun, and the fight

1:30:12.680 --> 1:30:16.880
<v Speaker 3>ends with a I think a super well earned reconciliation.

1:30:17.080 --> 1:30:19.320
<v Speaker 3>So Timothy Dalton is defeated at the end of the fight.

1:30:19.439 --> 1:30:21.720
<v Speaker 3>He's like about to fall off, but Flash goes to

1:30:21.800 --> 1:30:23.840
<v Speaker 3>save him. He's like, we can be friends, we can

1:30:23.920 --> 1:30:27.400
<v Speaker 3>work together, and you know what, bye, Gollia. I'm there.

1:30:27.479 --> 1:30:30.200
<v Speaker 3>I think this this friendship arc has been earned.

1:30:30.960 --> 1:30:33.920
<v Speaker 1>It really was earned here in this scene. Great fight

1:30:34.080 --> 1:30:36.640
<v Speaker 1>with whips of all things. Even going back into this,

1:30:36.800 --> 1:30:38.599
<v Speaker 1>when I saw the whips come out, I'm like, oh lord,

1:30:38.680 --> 1:30:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, not swords but whips. But it works. They

1:30:40.880 --> 1:30:44.679
<v Speaker 1>make it work. It's well choreographed. The pail feels real,

1:30:45.200 --> 1:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>and then yeah, it's earned. It's a whole it's a

1:30:47.479 --> 1:30:50.679
<v Speaker 1>we can live moment. To call back to robot jocks.

1:30:51.040 --> 1:30:53.760
<v Speaker 3>My god, you're exactly right, except instead of saying no,

1:30:54.080 --> 1:30:56.800
<v Speaker 3>we are dead, we are robot jocks, he says, okay, yeah,

1:30:56.840 --> 1:30:58.240
<v Speaker 3>we can live, we can do it.

1:30:58.400 --> 1:30:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:30:59.320 --> 1:31:01.320
<v Speaker 3>This is also the scene where in the middle they're

1:31:01.400 --> 1:31:04.439
<v Speaker 3>like fighting and Dale Arden yells a Flash, I love you,

1:31:04.600 --> 1:31:06.920
<v Speaker 3>but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth.

1:31:08.280 --> 1:31:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Because oh, I haven't even mentioned this but the moon

1:31:11.080 --> 1:31:14.320
<v Speaker 3>is spiraling into the Earth, and Zarkov determines that they

1:31:14.400 --> 1:31:17.320
<v Speaker 3>only have fourteen hours before it cannot be stopped.

1:31:17.760 --> 1:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he set a timer earlier, or he

1:31:19.720 --> 1:31:21.720
<v Speaker 1>will set a timer in a bit so that we'll

1:31:21.760 --> 1:31:23.799
<v Speaker 1>stay on top of this whole Moon Earth situation.

1:31:24.320 --> 1:31:26.519
<v Speaker 3>So I think we got to go a little bit

1:31:26.560 --> 1:31:28.600
<v Speaker 3>more lightly over what happens from here, because I know

1:31:28.680 --> 1:31:31.880
<v Speaker 3>we're running up on time. But oh my lord, there's

1:31:31.960 --> 1:31:34.800
<v Speaker 3>a lot of a finale, a lot of final conflict here.

1:31:34.840 --> 1:31:38.559
<v Speaker 3>So like Ming's forces come to attack the Hawkman Palace,

1:31:39.880 --> 1:31:42.920
<v Speaker 3>and one of the things that happens here is that mingko.

1:31:43.040 --> 1:31:45.479
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, we do get the death of Clytis. How

1:31:45.520 --> 1:31:46.080
<v Speaker 3>does that happen?

1:31:46.640 --> 1:31:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, he shows up, he's upset about this whole

1:31:48.760 --> 1:31:54.559
<v Speaker 1>scenario with these warning factions suddenly joining forces. He gets

1:31:55.160 --> 1:31:58.320
<v Speaker 1>thrown out. There's like a double team, and he eventually

1:31:58.360 --> 1:32:02.160
<v Speaker 1>gets thrown out onto the spy platform run through, and

1:32:02.280 --> 1:32:04.720
<v Speaker 1>we do get that scene of his mask doesn't come off,

1:32:04.760 --> 1:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>but we see like his eyes and his tongue like

1:32:06.960 --> 1:32:11.840
<v Speaker 1>melting out through the mask. Yeah. Gross ending, But this

1:32:11.960 --> 1:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>is an evil dude, so you know, yeah, it's fine.

1:32:14.520 --> 1:32:18.120
<v Speaker 3>And then Ming is like, Flash Gordon, everybody else can leave,

1:32:18.240 --> 1:32:21.040
<v Speaker 3>you know, take the prisoners back to my palace. Flash Gordon,

1:32:21.080 --> 1:32:22.640
<v Speaker 3>I would like a word with you. And then he

1:32:22.920 --> 1:32:25.160
<v Speaker 3>offers Flash Gordon to be the Prince of Earth.

1:32:25.600 --> 1:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>The last temptation of Flash.

1:32:29.240 --> 1:32:33.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. He's like, how about this. I make you

1:32:33.479 --> 1:32:35.680
<v Speaker 3>the Prince of Earth, and all of the people of

1:32:35.760 --> 1:32:39.080
<v Speaker 3>Earth must serve you and be your slaves, and you

1:32:39.400 --> 1:32:41.400
<v Speaker 3>you just must be loyal to me? How about that?

1:32:41.920 --> 1:32:44.360
<v Speaker 3>And Flash is like, no, I won't do it.

1:32:45.800 --> 1:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a creepy scene because Ming is saying things like, oh,

1:32:49.120 --> 1:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>they'll be different once I'm done with them, They'll be

1:32:51.320 --> 1:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>easier to manage, yeah and all that. Yeah, Flash is

1:32:54.800 --> 1:32:56.799
<v Speaker 1>our hero. He doesn't want any part of that, he says.

1:32:56.640 --> 1:32:59.840
<v Speaker 3>No, I think Ming says that he will condition the

1:32:59.840 --> 1:33:02.439
<v Speaker 3>people of Earth to be satisfied with less.

1:33:03.240 --> 1:33:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what he says.

1:33:04.439 --> 1:33:06.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but no, Flash would never do that.

1:33:07.439 --> 1:33:10.639
<v Speaker 1>All right. So Flash is left on the Hawkmen floating

1:33:10.720 --> 1:33:13.439
<v Speaker 1>castle thing and they're gonna blow up, and Ming's force

1:33:13.520 --> 1:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>to start blowing it up. But fortunately he finds a

1:33:17.479 --> 1:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>rocket slid, which is kind of like he finds a

1:33:20.040 --> 1:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>jet ski. It's a jet ski. It's a space jet ski.

1:33:22.439 --> 1:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why the hawk Men need a jet ski.

1:33:24.080 --> 1:33:26.360
<v Speaker 1>They have wings that allow them to fly through space,

1:33:26.880 --> 1:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>but it's it's fortunate for our friend Flash here, who

1:33:30.040 --> 1:33:30.759
<v Speaker 1>has no wings.

1:33:31.640 --> 1:33:34.519
<v Speaker 3>And ultimately this all culminates in like the factions are

1:33:34.560 --> 1:33:38.560
<v Speaker 3>going to band together. He Flash convinces Brian Blessed and

1:33:38.600 --> 1:33:42.479
<v Speaker 3>the Hawkmen to like all work together to go oppose Ming.

1:33:43.960 --> 1:33:47.439
<v Speaker 1>That's right, just as Ming is about to get married

1:33:48.760 --> 1:33:51.800
<v Speaker 1>to our heroin. So you know, a lot of things

1:33:51.920 --> 1:33:53.439
<v Speaker 1>predictably coming to a head.

1:33:53.320 --> 1:33:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Here, that's right. So several things are happening here somehow.

1:33:57.400 --> 1:34:01.080
<v Speaker 3>I think the Zarkov and Timothy Dlta are in the

1:34:01.200 --> 1:34:05.320
<v Speaker 3>dungeon together in the palace, and we come in on them,

1:34:05.400 --> 1:34:08.880
<v Speaker 3>and Timothy Dalton's like, tell me again about this Houdini man,

1:34:10.120 --> 1:34:12.960
<v Speaker 3>And but they get what happens?

1:34:13.000 --> 1:34:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Do?

1:34:13.120 --> 1:34:15.000
<v Speaker 3>They get rescued by Princess Aura?

1:34:15.640 --> 1:34:18.639
<v Speaker 1>I believe? So, yeah, she completely turns face at this point,

1:34:19.280 --> 1:34:20.599
<v Speaker 1>and she's working for the good guys.

1:34:21.040 --> 1:34:23.120
<v Speaker 3>We've been told that she's gonna be punished for her

1:34:23.200 --> 1:34:25.720
<v Speaker 3>treachery by like being sent to a planet where she

1:34:25.840 --> 1:34:28.720
<v Speaker 3>will she will like freeze and suffer, and I guess

1:34:28.800 --> 1:34:32.560
<v Speaker 3>this will like purge her mind of all disloyalty. But

1:34:32.680 --> 1:34:34.920
<v Speaker 3>before that happens, I don't know, She's just wandering around

1:34:34.960 --> 1:34:38.880
<v Speaker 3>and she yeah, she rescues them, and then they go

1:34:39.320 --> 1:34:42.880
<v Speaker 3>and do some fighting inside the palace to like sabotage

1:34:43.000 --> 1:34:46.240
<v Speaker 3>Ming's defenses and General Kala and all the guys with

1:34:46.360 --> 1:34:48.240
<v Speaker 3>goggles on their eyes, and there's a great moment where

1:34:48.240 --> 1:34:50.320
<v Speaker 3>a guy gets the goggles pulled off of his head

1:34:50.320 --> 1:34:52.680
<v Speaker 3>and we find he has no eyes underneath. It's just

1:34:52.800 --> 1:34:54.519
<v Speaker 3>like sockets full of wires.

1:34:54.680 --> 1:34:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and they're all interconnected, so they all short

1:34:57.800 --> 1:34:58.280
<v Speaker 1>out and die.

1:34:58.960 --> 1:35:02.800
<v Speaker 3>So the Hawkman and Flash or attacking first the ship

1:35:02.920 --> 1:35:05.879
<v Speaker 3>that's out there, General Kalo's ship, and then they're attacking

1:35:05.960 --> 1:35:09.200
<v Speaker 3>the palace while this wedding is happening. And I noticed

1:35:09.240 --> 1:35:13.240
<v Speaker 3>something about the wedding. The sniveling, obsequious priest performing the

1:35:13.320 --> 1:35:16.280
<v Speaker 3>marriage ceremony, he seemed familiar to me, and I was like,

1:35:16.360 --> 1:35:20.080
<v Speaker 3>wait a second, is that Delbert Grady from The Shining

1:35:20.520 --> 1:35:24.479
<v Speaker 3>And yep, that's right, it is Philip Stone, British character

1:35:24.560 --> 1:35:27.240
<v Speaker 3>actor who was also in a couple of other Kubrick movies.

1:35:27.280 --> 1:35:29.439
<v Speaker 3>He was in a Clockwork Orange and he was in

1:35:29.560 --> 1:35:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. He's like the

1:35:31.680 --> 1:35:35.479
<v Speaker 3>British Army officer, but I caught that I caught something

1:35:35.520 --> 1:35:38.960
<v Speaker 3>about his voice and his eyes there good eye.

1:35:39.040 --> 1:35:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's a very small role, but it's also

1:35:42.200 --> 1:35:45.120
<v Speaker 1>very fun. This is a kind of predictable comedy here

1:35:45.200 --> 1:35:49.280
<v Speaker 1>with your tyrannical ruler going through some vowels with his

1:35:49.400 --> 1:35:50.519
<v Speaker 1>soon to be forced wife.

1:35:50.920 --> 1:35:54.959
<v Speaker 3>Yes. The priest is like, do you Ming, the merciless

1:35:55.080 --> 1:35:58.080
<v Speaker 3>ruler of the universe, take this earthling dale Arden to

1:35:58.160 --> 1:36:01.200
<v Speaker 3>be your impress of the hour? And Ming says of

1:36:01.320 --> 1:36:05.320
<v Speaker 3>the hour? Yes, And the priest is like, you promise

1:36:05.479 --> 1:36:08.320
<v Speaker 3>not to blast her into space? And then Ming like

1:36:08.560 --> 1:36:11.840
<v Speaker 3>glares angrily at him, and he's like it untils such

1:36:11.960 --> 1:36:15.320
<v Speaker 3>time as you grow weary of her and promises I

1:36:15.439 --> 1:36:18.760
<v Speaker 3>do another great scene in this in this whole like

1:36:19.040 --> 1:36:21.200
<v Speaker 3>assault on the palace at the end is the like

1:36:21.439 --> 1:36:24.479
<v Speaker 3>the codes have changed and so have we moments.

1:36:24.600 --> 1:36:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, this is my favorite, favorite, one of my

1:36:27.960 --> 1:36:31.720
<v Speaker 1>favorite moments. Upon this rewatch Like it's not effects, it's

1:36:32.000 --> 1:36:35.559
<v Speaker 1>it's just like really weird writing. And this this feels

1:36:35.720 --> 1:36:39.120
<v Speaker 1>very improvisational, like they realized they needed something to get

1:36:39.200 --> 1:36:42.519
<v Speaker 1>him from point A to or point are to point

1:36:42.560 --> 1:36:46.160
<v Speaker 1>as wherever we are in the transition here. But yeah,

1:36:46.200 --> 1:36:48.040
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, well we got to open this lock

1:36:48.080 --> 1:36:50.439
<v Speaker 1>that the locks have changed. And then they're like, oh,

1:36:50.520 --> 1:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>well you know I've changed too, how about you? Yes,

1:36:53.080 --> 1:36:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I've changed. It's like this moment where they're using a

1:36:56.760 --> 1:37:00.720
<v Speaker 1>change in passcodes to quickly comment on their own capacity

1:37:00.840 --> 1:37:04.519
<v Speaker 1>for change as human beings. It's just so dumb.

1:37:04.880 --> 1:37:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I love it that that scene is between Princess Ara

1:37:08.120 --> 1:37:11.760
<v Speaker 3>and Prince Baron. I guess it's like their sort of reconciliation.

1:37:13.040 --> 1:37:16.200
<v Speaker 3>And then meanwhile Zarkov is in the back like trying

1:37:16.200 --> 1:37:18.799
<v Speaker 3>to hack the terminal here, and he's like, I haven't changed.

1:37:21.400 --> 1:37:22.720
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what was going on with the

1:37:22.760 --> 1:37:26.600
<v Speaker 1>scene this was there's something If this was improved or

1:37:26.640 --> 1:37:28.880
<v Speaker 1>there was something lost in translation, I don't know, but

1:37:29.520 --> 1:37:30.000
<v Speaker 1>it's great.

1:37:30.560 --> 1:37:33.320
<v Speaker 3>The way that Ming is defeated in the end is

1:37:33.479 --> 1:37:37.519
<v Speaker 3>so good. It is that the ship crashes into the

1:37:37.600 --> 1:37:41.560
<v Speaker 3>wedding ceremony and the ship has like now that it

1:37:41.600 --> 1:37:44.880
<v Speaker 3>has been taken over by the Hawkman and Flash Gordon,

1:37:45.200 --> 1:37:48.280
<v Speaker 3>and it's got like a big prong on the front

1:37:48.320 --> 1:37:51.120
<v Speaker 3>of it, and it just like stabs ming through the

1:37:51.200 --> 1:37:54.200
<v Speaker 3>stomach like the spaceship skewers him.

1:37:54.640 --> 1:37:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like upper like not quite through the heart, like

1:37:57.479 --> 1:37:59.640
<v Speaker 1>he's a vampire, like a little lower than that, but

1:37:59.760 --> 1:38:04.840
<v Speaker 1>still vampire slaying esque. So it's uh right as he's

1:38:04.880 --> 1:38:08.519
<v Speaker 1>turning away from it. So it's a pretty great villain

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<v Speaker 1>skewering scene. And then there's the you know, the sixth

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<v Speaker 1>scene where he like pulls himself off of the impalement

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<v Speaker 1>and I forget what color is it? Purple blood? It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the alien colored bloods, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, And then he tries to use his his

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<v Speaker 3>chunky magic ring to to fight back against Flash Gordon,

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<v Speaker 3>but no, he can't win.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's weakening, and then he just kind of blinks

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<v Speaker 1>out and the ring falls to the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a happy ending. It seems a Flash Gordon,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't Is he like declared the new emperor or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he would take the job.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I think Timothy Dubbon is the new emperor, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Brian Blessed is the new general. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine anything going wrong with this scenario, but for

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<v Speaker 1>the moment things are united and peaceful.

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<v Speaker 3>But we get the end question mark with just like

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<v Speaker 3>ming laughter echoing into eternity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get the close up with that ring and

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<v Speaker 1>some dust being blown away. So yep, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be a sequel, except there was never a sequel.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah. Well, Rob, I'm glad you suggested Flash Gordon this week.

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<v Speaker 3>This one was was such a delight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a lot of fun. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>listeners have have requested this one in the past as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pretty pretty obvious picture to hit on the

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<v Speaker 1>Weird House Cinema journey, and I'm glad we did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Agreed.

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