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Speaker 1: matter what. What are these requirements? You have to watch

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Speaker 1: Who Okay, what did somebody have their favorite Christmas movies?

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Speaker 1: Do you say? This should be pretty easy because it's

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Speaker 1: All right, So what's your dirty little secret, Peter Pan? Yeah, so,

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Speaker 1: point one. Hello, Hi there, I was looking for Ella.

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Speaker 1: Is it she? Who is this? Hi? Ella, My name

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Speaker 1: is Aquarius and I work for the psychic. I think

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Speaker 1: getting something. One moment, please, one moment, A Quarious is here. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm in. I've arrived the higher plane with the spirits. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Are you interested? Yes? It's not just you and me

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Speaker 1: I'm sensing that you're you're with child? Maybe? Do you

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Speaker 1: I am seven weeks pregnant. Ella, I'm sorry to interrupt you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm being taken there again. A quia, Ella.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the plane again, the higher plane. Ella. This

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what I found something out? I just

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Speaker 1: hold on, don't please, don't hang up. I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you this is a prank phone call. First, is

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Speaker 1: she still there? Hello? Hey, what's up? This is Jewel

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Speaker 1: New Hits one h six point one first day follow up.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been denied a first kiss on

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Speaker 1: a date? Nope? Wow, I wouldn't think Alex would. Most

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Speaker 1: dudes are probably be like yeah, English. Haven't you ever

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Speaker 1: you want to call today? Her name is Mackenzie McKenzie

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Speaker 1: it up with her to get a second date, not

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00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: just for the kiss, but for the fact that, like

421
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed talking to her, and then nothing. I

422
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: mean I thought it was really weird because we talked

423
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: for like hours. Wow, you basically closed that closed that

424
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Speaker 1: place down. So since your date, she hasn't responded to

425
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: you like whatsoever at all? Nothing? Yeah, okay, not through

426
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: the app, not text. How many times have you tried?

427
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like after four you got to

428
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Speaker 1: take the hint, right Yeah, yeah, I'd say even maybe

429
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: two for sure. All right, Well she's obviously blowing you off. Yeah,

430
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 1: so she goes to you and you can't think of

431
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,479
Speaker 1: any reason why, And I really did the one thing

432
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,719
Speaker 1: I can think of is we we argued about sports

433
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Speaker 1: for a little bit, but I don't think that was it. Well,

434
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: how bad of an argument was it? Like it was no,

435
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: we're at the table, but well, right in the middle

436
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: of your first date, follow up and if you're just

437
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: joining us? Max is on the phone and Max has

438
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: been ghosted by Mackenzie. He said that the first date

439
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 1: was great. They talked for hours at the bar. He

440
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 1: liked everything about her. He says, there's an awkward moment

441
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: when they kind of argued about sports, the only thing

442
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: you really think about. But you say, that's a playful.

443
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,479
Speaker 1: It wasn't like you guys were actually like red faced

444
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: swearing at each other about sports, where you no, no,

445
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: we weren't okay. The other awkward thing was he went

446
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: in for a kiss at the end of the night

447
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: and she shut him down and said she doesn't kiss

448
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Speaker 1: on the first date. So obviously, do you feel like

449
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: she was lying? Do you feel like she does kiss

450
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: on the first date? She just didn't want to kiss you.

451
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't like that? Right? You? Like, at first,

452
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: I was like, my breath isn't me? But no, I

453
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: feel like that was I don't know, I feel like

454
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: she was being real. Okay, I feel like you might

455
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: never kiss again. Yeah, yeah, I'm questioning it now. All right,

456
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: Well on the dollar phone of her right now and

457
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out for you. Okay,

458
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: thank yep, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak

459
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Speaker 1: to McKinsey. Please. This is McKenzie. Who is this McKenzie?

460
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. This is Jewbil from the Jewil Show.

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00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: Um oh okay, um. Have you ever listened to the

462
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: show before? Um I've yeah, I've listened to it a

463
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 1: few times. Um. Well, on the phone right now, I'll

464
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: let you know. And I'm sure this is confusing for you,

465
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: but on the phone right now is me. My name

466
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: is jebilum my hottest wife Alex Free yesh hey in

467
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Speaker 1: English Evan, Hello, Hi, Yure, not too bad. I'm calling

468
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: you today because we got an email about you from

469
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: someone who listens into the show. Okay, um, okay. We

470
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: do a segment where if you go on a date

471
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: with someone and then up not calling them back, they

472
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

473
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Speaker 1: find out what happened. And you recently went out on

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00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: a date with a guy named Max. Oh yeah I did. Yeah,

475
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: and Max emailed us and told us all about your date,

476
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: even the fact that you shut him down at the

477
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: end of the night when he tried to kiss you. Yeah,

478
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: pretty harsh. Oh my gosh, he told you all of that. Yeah.

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00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh um. He also told us that that you haven't

480
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: talked to him since, and he's tried to reach out

481
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: to you, and he is wondering if he did something

482
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: to mess up the date because he thought it was

483
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: he thought it was awesome, and he said he really

484
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 1: liked you a lot. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I didn't

485
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: call him back or anything. It's just like we had

486
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 1: a decent date going well. Decent is a great review. Yeah, decent.

487
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: He said he loved it. I mean it was okay,

488
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: it was it was going well. Um, But then all

489
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's said that one of his lifelong

490
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: goals is to be on The Bachelorette, and not only that,

491
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: he's auditioned for every single Bachelorette audition that has occurred

492
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: to every single one and the people on those shows,

493
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: or well, maybe it's actually a plus that he hasn't

494
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: made it on the show because the show has been

495
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: on for forty five years. I think. Yeah, And if

496
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: you get on the show, it means you're crazy. So

497
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 1: maybe that means he's not crazy because he can't get

498
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: on I mean, I guess, but he had to travel

499
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: to every you know location to go to those it's

500
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: like all over the place. Yeah, that's a weird thing

501
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 1: to bring up as well on the first day, because

502
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: you're talking about other people that you love or would

503
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: would like to love, like a competition shout show to

504
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: get married. Yeah, exactly, And like you're on the show

505
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: with a bunch of other guys who are like there

506
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: to also date the same girl. It's weird. Stop you there, Mackenzie.

507
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: It's not to date the same girl. It's vying for

508
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 1: the love of your future bride. It's the way they

509
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: put it. But yeah, you're right, there's a bunch of

510
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: dude is trying to date the same girl for attention, right,

511
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: I know. And it's just so it's so weird that

512
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: he's been to every single one and I just like,

513
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was kind of freaked out by that.

514
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: And like the fact that they like haven't cast him

515
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 1: yet probably means that he's like just weird enough that

516
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: they didn't want to put him on the show, you

517
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that's a

518
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 1: decent reason if I went out with a woman and

519
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: she was trying to be on the Bachelor. Yeah, that's

520
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: weird all the time, every single season. That'll probably be

521
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: a turnof for me too. You know what might be

522
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: a turnof for you too? Also, Mackenzie, is when I

523
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: tell you that he's actually on the other listening to

524
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: this call and wants to talk to you. No, you're

525
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: kidding me, Max, Yeah, say hi to McKenzie. No, No, No,

526
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: you don't what to say. No, not after all that,

527
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: I mean, that's are you kidding me? What do you mean?

528
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: Why is that my aspirations are not a punchline? I

529
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: mean I understand that that it might seem silly to

530
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: you that I want to appear on a stupid dating show,

531
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: But I mean it's a really serious goal of mine,

532
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: and I shared that with you, Mackenzie. I look, I'm

533
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: not here to dump on your goals. I just know

534
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: that that's not going to be in line with my

535
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: my future goals. Like I can't date somebody who is

536
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: like constantly trying to be on the Bachelorette, Like that's

537
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: kind of not a thing. Well, you said you like

538
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: to travel. I do, but for the person to be

539
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: on a vacation with me, not to go see some

540
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: other woman. Yeah, the Bachelor in Paradise does not apply

541
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: situation exactly. You can't understand it all why she would

542
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: be apprehensive to date you, Max when you're trying to

543
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: get on a dating show and that's your goal and

544
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: one of your big goals in life is to get

545
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor at a dating show to date someone else. Well,

546
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: it's not a dating show. It's a TV program. I mean,

547
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: it's television. It's it's entertainment. I want to this is

548
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: the Bachelorrette is a stepping stone to bigger, larger goals.

549
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's that's your way into the entertainment industry.

550
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: That's what you want to do with it. Well, yeah,

551
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: that's what everyone's done. You're right, Yeah, I mean right,

552
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: and then and then the Bachelorette. Then I could be

553
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: spun off into my own version of The Bachelor, and

554
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: that's where it starts, and then Dancing with the Stars

555
00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: and all that other stuff. Like if you do get

556
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: selected though, and you end up like having to marry whoever,

557
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: that is like and then I'm over here like, okay,

558
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: guess all right, like until the divorce, I guess like

559
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: that's what. Okay, First of all, your concern means you

560
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: think I have a chance. Second of all, those are

561
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: contract marriages, and we were just working out on the

562
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: contract like they just exist on on you know, the

563
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: public eye. And I mean we could low key get divorced,

564
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: you know, and and it'd be fine. I'd be I'd

565
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: be free to do whatever I wanted in my private life,

566
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: right right, So like you're saying that the cameras wouldn't

567
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: be following me as well when you come home to me. Yes,

568
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: that's right, that's what I'm saying. Uh huh huh. That

569
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: makes total sense. I'd like to point out as well,

570
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: this is assuming that Max will win the show. Yeah,

571
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: let alone get all yeah, I will win some day.

572
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna see all right, Well, maybe not

573
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: the British guy because I don't know where it airs,

574
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: but easier easier with us in studio in America, so

575
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: he knows the show. But I do need to ask

576
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: real quick, Mackenzie. I think I know the answer. I

577
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: think everybody probably knows the answer. Would you like to

578
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: go on another date with Max. We will pay for it.

579
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: I No, Max, I'm sorry, man, no second date for you.

580
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: That's fine, don't either, woman who doesn't understand me in

581
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: my dreams? All right, Well, thanks for your email and

582
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: good luck, good luck in your career path and I

583
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: hope you get on the backs or some day or

584
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: bass run or whatever. Oh. I will thank you guys,

585
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: all right. Jubils First Date follow up The Jubils Show

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeart Radio and the new Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one Jubils Dirty Little Secret on

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Speaker 1: the New Hits of one oh six point one. Never

589
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: trust to your co workers ever ever. Why because co

590
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: workers keep secrets from each other and they're always trying

591
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: to stab each other in the back. Yea, you know this. Yeah,

592
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: we've all worked with people before. And how many people

593
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: have you stabbed in the back? Quite a bit, Yeah,

594
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: quite a few. I've also had a lost me in

595
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, me too. So never trust your co

596
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: workers and the guy on the phone today to tell

597
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to

598
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: tell a secret, all you have to do is text

599
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: us and tell us they have a dirty little secret.

600
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: At four one six one. You can tell it on

601
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: the air, get it off your chest, no matter what

602
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: it is, and we'll always keep you anonymous so nobody

603
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: will find out who you are. So we have a

604
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: dude on the phone right now who has a secret

605
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: to tell I guess about something that's going on in

606
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: the workplace. And because he has to remain anonymous, I'm

607
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: going to give him the name Pasta Pete. Pasta Pasta Pete.

608
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: How are you, hi, guys, I'm good. How are you good?

609
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: I love your restaurant chain, Pasta Pete. Do you specialize

610
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: in red suc or white sauced? You? Okay? Is there

611
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: pasta Pete? Yeah? Sorry, I was just really loud laughing

612
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: over here. Oh good, all right, Pasta Pete. Well, what's

613
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret that you want to tell us?

614
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: You're a serial killer? Yeah? Oh my god, No, you're

615
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: keeping me laughing over here now, But nothing that dark. Okay,

616
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're laughing over there. What's your secret? Okay?

617
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: So the guy that works in my office, you know,

618
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: we have to wear slacks to work, um, and he

619
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: doesn't really smell the best. Um. I have a theory

620
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: that he wears the same pants every day to work,

621
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: doesn't wash them or change it up a little bit,

622
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: so like, you know, his pants are like a little

623
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: bit lighter. So like I just felt like like a

624
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 1: circle of ink, click on his chair and put a

625
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: circle You put a circle of ink on his chair? Yeah,

626
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: Like I broke a pen, okay, and I put it

627
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: on the chair to see. You know, why did you

628
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: want to do that? Well? I wanted to see, you know,

629
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: when he sits down, if the ink gets on it.

630
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: I want to see if you know, like the next

631
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: day he comes in with the ink so on his pants,

632
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: wear the same pants every day. I used to work

633
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: in the office and I hated it, but I would

634
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: do anything to entertain myself. So you're over there having

635
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: your own little science experiment. Like, let's see if I

636
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: put a little bit of ink on his chair and

637
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: then he sits down and there's still ink tomorrow. Ah Ka,

638
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: that may he's wearing the same pants. You purposely stained

639
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: his pant right, I you know, not my proudest moment,

640
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: but I did. I did. So Was he wearing the

641
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: same pants? Yeah, you know he was. He wears them

642
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: every single day. Still, maybe he hasn't noticed it. I

643
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: guess not. But when he walked by and like, you know,

644
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: with the ink stain on his pants, I'm like, you're

645
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: a bad boy. Who you you're a bad boy? Yeah,

646
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: for staining his pants? For staining his pants. Yeah, that's weird.

647
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: That's weird how you said that. Yeah, it's kind of

648
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 1: weird how you said that. I think about it, like

649
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: he has like a stain on his pants because of me. Like,

650
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: I mean, like, it's kind of bad. It's kind of

651
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: not to be impasta Pete. This is thank you for

652
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: sharing your thank you for sharing your dirty little secret.

653
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: Just in comparison to some of the other secrets we've had,

654
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: getting a stained ink on a dude's pants, it's not

655
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: necessarily make yet a really naughty boy. Yeah, we've had

656
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: like legit criminals. Yeah no, yeah, I mean I guess

657
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: so I heard the other ones and like those are

658
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: really bad boys. Okay, um, well we're gonna go. Thank

659
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: you for telling us your secret. You can I get

660
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: one more thing out of him? What's like the naughtiest

661
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: thing you've done? Or is that the naughtiest? There's going

662
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: to be something else. If you think you're a bad boy,

663
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: I plead the fist. Oh there's more naughty to you.

664
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, sugar and spice and everything nice. Okay, that

665
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: sounds more like like you're questioning it. Yeah, an go,

666
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: We're gonna go now. Yeah, stay safe out there and

667
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: continue to live on the edge. Okay too. Somehow I

668
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: feel like that guy, even though his dirty little secret

669
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily that crazy, somehow I feel like his real

670
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: dirty little secrets are real bad, very bad. I feel

671
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: like I've become a secret ye, like we're in it

672
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: text in at four one h six one. If you

673
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and we'll let you be

674
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: a naughty boy on the air, what's your dirty little secret?

675
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

676
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. In case you

677
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: haven't been paying attention, there's almost sixty million cases of

678
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: COVID worldwide, so many, it's the Jewel Show. That is

679
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: a ton if you didn't know that, sixty million, big number. Yeah,

680
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: And the US carries a lot of that percentage, yeah,

681
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: and then most of it a lot right here in

682
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,959
Speaker 1: the US. And I bring it up because I've only

683
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: known one person who has actually gotten COVID he's a

684
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: young guy, healthy guy, but he got COVID and he

685
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: almost died because of it. He was in the hospital

686
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: and the only person I've known out of almost sixty

687
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: million worldwide, Alex, I don't think you know anybody, not

688
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: one person, not one person. Really. Well, we just got

689
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: news in that somebody on this show, obviously not me,

690
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: since I said I've only known one person, and because

691
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't know any person, any person, somebody on this shows,

692
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: idiot family members have contracted COVID. And if you're if

693
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: you're ruling out people, there's only one person left, I

694
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: wonder who it could be exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The other day,

695
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: we're in studio in English. Seven looked at his phone

696
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, so so my parents have COVID.

697
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah so my Yeah, my mom and dad just text

698
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: me out of the blue saying that they had COVID.

699
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: Man because they my mom My guess wasn't like she

700
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: couldn't smell anything. Oh, and that's how she was able

701
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: to tell. Yeah, because a lot of people think it's

702
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: just taste, but actually it's smell and taste. So if

703
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: you lose either one or maybe both, you should definitely

704
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: get a test, and that's when they decided to go

705
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: get tested because my dad also obviously he lives with

706
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 1: her because still married and still together. Yeah, but he

707
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling great either, So they got tested and the

708
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: results came back saying that they are positive for wild

709
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, when they first started talking about

710
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: COVID way back whatever year it was, I was like,

711
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: but they did the whole you can't smell or taste thing,

712
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, I definitely have it because really

713
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: I have a horrible sense of smell. Oh, actually really

714
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: strange to me. I don't know, yeah, it's strange. So anyway,

715
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: your parents knew that they well, so your parents thought

716
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: they might have covered because the sense of smell went away. Yeah,

717
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: and he got tested and found out they had it.

718
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: How are they doing now, I mean they're doing okay

719
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: in terms of like actual health, like no fevers, nothing

720
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, my dad and my mum say

721
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: that they don't feel like the best. They're definitely under

722
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: the weather at the moment, and I'm sure it might

723
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: like get a little bit worse before it gets better. Hopefully,

724
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm not, like, you know, obviously hoping not too bad. Yeah,

725
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: how many days into it, are they Since they got

726
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: the tests, they're about a week into it, so they

727
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: should be like on the way to recovery right now,

728
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: they should be Yeah, okay, yeah, depending on obviously how

729
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: bad it is that they have it. How are you

730
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: Are you concerned about them? I mean, how is that

731
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: getting that news? No? No, I'm I'm very concerned because

732
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: obviously I don't know exactly what to believe because we

733
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: have so much news, and it feels like it changes

734
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: every day, like the certain symptoms or the way the

735
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: cures and everything, like the way that it's treated. It

736
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: seems like every day it's just constantly changing. So okay, well,

737
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: I have no idea how I feel about the whole situation. Really, yeah,

738
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very worried, honestly, because a lot of

739
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: people have died from the virus. You can't like deny

740
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,439
Speaker 1: that people are dying. I can tell when you told

741
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: us you've you told us very sorrowly. Yeah, and I

742
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: felt really sad for you and your parents. Tell Yeah,

743
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: because you have a close relationship with your family. Yeah. Yeah,

744
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: Me and my mom and my dad we talk like

745
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: every day, and then you know, so it's made the

746
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: whole situation a lot more real for me. Do your

747
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: parents know how they got COVID? Yeah, my mum has

748
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: a good idea because she's either way. They're in England,

749
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: I should say that this morning. They live in the UK.

750
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: They're not here in America. Yes, yes, but my mum

751
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: is a teacher and she is almost certain that she

752
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: got it from school. So I'm pretty sure that that

753
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: is obviously the reason. Yeah, why she got it, because

754
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: some kid must have come in who had it right,

755
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: and so personally, for me, I took this as a

756
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: very like important reason as to why people should wear masks.

757
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people think that it's like,

758
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: you know, the man trying to control your life, you're

759
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: down exactly or whatever. It's just like, if it could help, say,

760
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: someone's life, why not do it. And if you are

761
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: that person as well that doesn't wear a mask and

762
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: you end up, you know, something bad happens to my parents,

763
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: I will find you. He'll put a mask on, he'll

764
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: put a hood on, coming and he'll track you down

765
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: like the evil villain that he's become. We'll keep us

766
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: updated on your parents. It's I mean, it's sad news,

767
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: but it's good to hear that they're at least doing okay. Yeah,

768
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: they're doing all right. Maybe when they get well, we

769
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: can have them on we can call that. Yeah, yeah

770
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. Yeah, I'm sure they'd love to

771
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: see their experience about it. Yeah. Then they have English

772
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: accents too, Yeah. Yeah, doesn't we said that opposite? Does

773
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: she say certain words in English? Yeah she does. Now

774
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: she hates to admit it, but she does. Okay. Yeah,

775
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean she's another long enough where would be kind

776
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: of hard not to pick up certain words. Yeah. Every

777
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: time she says like water or she'll say it in

778
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: my voice and I'm like, you said water and she's like,

779
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: that's why you do the American accents so good because

780
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: you're around your mom. Yeah, that probably is. Yeah. Yeah,

781
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: they seem to be doing okay. And I mean it's

782
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: funny because every time I call my mum and I

783
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: ask her, like, how a day is going, I say, hey,

784
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: well you've been up to She's like FUEV she has

785
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: to quarantine for two weeks and nothing soon guys, Yeah,

786
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: you get well soon? Ze soon's Zeven's and keep cussing

787
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: at your son. Yeah, if they're listening right motivates and yeah,

788
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: are your phone breaks coming up? At eight twenty did Youbile?

789
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New

790
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. Who's Alex's Worst Person

791
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: in the World Today? Who's Alex's worst person in the

792
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: world today? You know, every time I do this, I

793
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: like try to gauge in my head to see if,

794
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: like other people will agree with me or not, And

795
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: this one, I feel like a lot of people won't

796
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: aggrue with me, really because a lot of people are

797
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: like this, Okay. Yeah. Also side note shout out to

798
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: the seven year old little girl who loves Alex's Worst

799
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: Person also our freestyle. Her mom messaged me yesterday and

800
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: said that her favorite segments so cute, like Alex told

801
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: me that. I was like, so, seven year old's favorite

802
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: segment is Alex's Worst person in the World today. That's awesome,

803
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: It's great. That's a seven year old that I would

804
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: definitely like, Yeah, but my worst person in the world

805
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: today is people who procrastinate. Oh and also kind of

806
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: like are unorganized, what kind of goes in hand in hand? God,

807
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: that's a huge population of the world that is also

808
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: a huge well not a huge population. Maybe I don't

809
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: know about English, Evan, but it is part of the

810
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: population in this room, sixty six point six percent. That

811
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: means in a seven are officially the worst people in

812
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: the world today. So, I mean, I do feel like

813
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: it's more of like a manly thing to procrastinate, and

814
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: especially for like holidays and birthdays and special events and

815
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: things like that. You guys wait till like the day before,

816
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: maybe even sometimes a day off. So here's the thing.

817
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: I always know what I want to do. I just

818
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: wait till the day before. Yeah. But so it's like,

819
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: but I think for people who procrastinate and struggle with

820
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: procrastinating like I do, I think sometimes in your mind

821
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm not procrastinating because I actively I know

822
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: what I want to do. And then you're like, whoa wait, now,

823
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: how am I going to do it? Because now it's

824
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: late andrastinating So even though you know what you're going

825
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: to do and you have to do, that's cult. That's

826
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: exactly what procrastinating is. I know, I have a slightly

827
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: different form of procrastinating. See, I do it where anything

828
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: important I have to do, I choose to procrastinate that. Yeah,

829
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: I do, and then I do the less important things

830
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: before that is something that I do as well. Do

831
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: what you do all of this stuff. And by the way,

832
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: if you didn't know this, a lot of people probably do,

833
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: but if you're new to the show or if you

834
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: just didn't know. Alex and I are married, and so

835
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: she loves the fact that I procrastinate. I don't know,

836
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: I mean one of your favorite things about me. It's

837
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: super unorganized, yeah, and procrastinator. And I mean it's it's

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Speaker 1: not just like a funny joke when you hear about

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00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: all the guys in the cardisle, you know, the day

840
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day or something like, it's for real, men

841
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: procrastinate on super special events. And it is really confusing

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00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 1: to me. You know, it's really irritating when you see

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00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: or like, say it's the day before your birthday or

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00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: the day before your anniversary and your husband's like, I

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00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: gotta go run a couple of arrands. It's like, why

846
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: are you doing right now? Yeah? I can put two

847
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: and two together. I don't even worry about it at

848
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: this point. Just forget about it. It's not important anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny as well being a man and walking

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00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: into the aisle, like if it's like Mother's Day and

851
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: you see twenty other men, you're looking at each other, like, Ay,

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Speaker 1: I used to do a joke about it in my

853
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: stand up. I can't do stand up anymore because the

854
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: world's shut down because of COVID. Really, but I used

855
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: to do a joke about that, because there's a way

856
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: that you can tell if a guy procrastinated, especially for

857
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Valentine's today, if they procrastinated enough, they'll get you a

858
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day card that has nothing to do with Valentine's Day,

859
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: to try to be funny, right, like a like a

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00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: birthday car. There's nothing because there's none left to the

861
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: grocery store at the last minute. There was nothing enough

862
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: to like, Okay, how do I problem solve? I got it.

863
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: I'll just be funny and get like a kid's birthday card.

864
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: Now she's gonna think this is hilarious. I've heard you

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00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: say that on multiple occasions over the years, and I'm

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00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: just thinking kind of at this point that you've done

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00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: that like a lot, because I've never heard anybody else

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00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: say that before. Really, Yeah, I've never I've never gotten

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00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: a card that's like that. No I've never heard of

870
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: for a friend getting a card like that. But you're

871
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: also a comedian, so you might also think that it's

872
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: okay because like you'll think they think it's funny. Yeah,

873
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: but I think you might be the only one who

874
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: does that. But I mean people have laughed at it

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00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: when I've told the jokes, So I think that because

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00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: it's funny. Text in for one of six one has

877
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: that happened to you? Or love coupons that's when you

878
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: know somebody procrastinated for a birthday or especially are so

879
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: stupid where it's like, here's a coupon for a BackRub. Yeah,

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00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: any times because they procrastinated, didn't get a gift, and

881
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I want to do something thoughtful, but

882
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: I got nothing, So I'm just going to create these

883
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: love coupons. Oh they're so stupid. By the way, you

884
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: should be able to cash those in after the relationship,

885
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: like you know, when they're out on a date with

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00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: someone else. You should be able to walk in there

887
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: and slap it down on the table and be like

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00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: I'll take my massage now, yeah, that's back out. Like so,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you are one of the most what is

890
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: the word organized I don't even know the word. I

891
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: don't know how she does it. Yeah, I just like it.

892
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't know it makes me. It just helps. Also,

893
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: just all all around super organized around my life. And

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00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: if Jewel needs to know where something is around the house,

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Speaker 1: he asks me, really yeah, and I always know where

896
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: it is. Well even for your own possessions. Ye oh yeah, totally.

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00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: I don't know where anything is. Clean everything, and organize

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00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: everything because if not, it's going to be a heaping

899
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: pile of crap everywhere. No, I definitely know where everything

900
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: is in the house, and he always at least wants

901
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: to day ask me where something is. We need to

902
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: give Jebil like the brain training games for Christmas. Oh yeah,

903
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. So people who procrastinate and wait

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Speaker 1: till the last minute to buy a card or a

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00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: gift for any sort of like special event for whoever

906
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: in your life aka me and every other man probably

907
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Speaker 1: except a couple. You're the worst person in the world today.

908
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: That was worst person in the world today, that was

909
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: his worst person in the world today. The Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

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Speaker 1: oh six point one