Speaker 1: Hello, Hello to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie. Sidney,
Speaker 1: you look amazing in this catsuit that you got on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I you know it's I got this in May and
Speaker 1: now it's when is it?
Speaker 2: I don't even know? Yeah, it's fault.
Speaker 1: So I was waiting, where did you get that from? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know, well rainbow.
Speaker 1: Like ron It's it's very like it looks like graffiti.
Speaker 1: It's very Jenny from the block. Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 1: if you cut out in the back, it is let
Speaker 1: me see, it's like a deep back. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: can almost see my ass crack.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, that's so good body suit.
Speaker 1: But this is just for the day, you know, this
Speaker 1: is not even for the night. I'm not even going
Speaker 1: to show these hos what I'm working with. What you
Speaker 1: were we can see everything. You don't have a bra
Speaker 1: one no, and you probably don't have no panties on.
Speaker 2: So really, what do you You.
Speaker 1: Look like you're giving us like mystique vibes. Very no,
Speaker 1: this is fashion nova. I feel very fashion nova, like
Speaker 1: like I should have a glass of Hennessy in my hand,
Speaker 1: a glass wineless, just like a sniff sniffer snifter or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I should touch my knees, touch
Speaker 1: my elbows or something with this on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, going to like freaknake or something. Yeah, I should
Speaker 2: or Miami.
Speaker 1: No, it's too you're too covered for Miami. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: this is like yeah, Miami is like everything is like
Speaker 1: Brazilian cut. Yeah, you should wear a thong. Everything like
Speaker 1: the dress to be cut like a thong, right exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: should be in your butt lost.
Speaker 2: Well, you look great. You're in your best sleep shirt.
Speaker 2: Thank you something.
Speaker 1: You know this is not a sleep shirt for me
Speaker 1: because I sleep. Let ass take it.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at that.
Speaker 1: We're giving the listeners some like you know, all the
Speaker 1: vish some ear porn.
Speaker 2: This is like ear porn. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you want some iporn, go to my Instagram it's
Speaker 1: reezy r e e e z y and just imagine
Speaker 1: me but ass naked in the bed, or just slide
Speaker 1: in my DM and I might show you a picture
Speaker 1: of my kneecap. I'm just sending nudes in my knees,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. I feel like I don't have
Speaker 1: good knees, but they're like they're like dark scarred. Hey,
Speaker 1: some people are into that dark and scarred. Yeah, which people.
Speaker 1: Some dudes they're like, oh, that means you good on
Speaker 1: your knees. And then they meet me and they're like, nah,
Speaker 1: she's a cuel She black and terrible.
Speaker 2: 'tis I?
Speaker 1: But I have like scars on my knee, like you know,
Speaker 1: people like, I guess you used to jump a lot
Speaker 1: as a kid or whatever. And I got dragged by
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 2: That's what?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait what I want to tell you
Speaker 1: the story.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh my. So my mom was leaving her job and
Speaker 1: I was with her, and she starts to drive her
Speaker 1: Toyota and I was like, I'm gonna see if I
Speaker 1: could race your car. And my mom is going maybe
Speaker 1: three miles an hour, and I was like running next
Speaker 1: to the car, and she sped up a little bit
Speaker 1: and then I grabbed the passenger window and I fell
Speaker 1: and the car reacked me for a little bit. But
Speaker 1: my mom didn't know and she wasn't going that fast.
Speaker 1: But in my mind I was like, if I if
Speaker 1: I grabbed this window, I'm like, my body's going like
Speaker 1: you know, like a cartoon chapter, Like I'm a float,
Speaker 1: like a piece of paper because I.
Speaker 2: Was young, right, Does that make sense? You didn't let
Speaker 2: it go.
Speaker 1: I didn't let it go until you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of feet, a couple of meters. Yo, So that's probably
Speaker 1: why you your mom's favorite, because she's like, I almost
Speaker 1: killed my brother.
Speaker 2: Is my mother's favorite? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn mom, she's her favorite. We call him precious.
Speaker 1: At my house, we'd be like, Precious, Well, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you're alive. And you know those scars mean something, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it means I'm dumb. Our scars like I got the
Speaker 1: ones on my knuckles. I got my elbow, I was
Speaker 1: bleeding all over the place, and I had just gotten
Speaker 1: a chain letter that day that my dad wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me resent. So I was like, that's why I got
Speaker 1: these guards. Send that chain letter.
Speaker 2: Chain letters. No, I don't even know what the hell
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 1: I was going through Listen, I got a chain letter, right,
Speaker 1: and so they say you have to send this to
Speaker 1: X amount of people or something bad's gonna happen to you.
Speaker 1: And I was going through the phone book because I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna send this to people I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna find random niggas in the phone book
Speaker 1: and send it to them. And my dad was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you money for stamps or envelopes, and
Speaker 1: I'm not taking you to the post office to drop
Speaker 1: this off.
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but something bad's gonna happen. And
Speaker 1: then something bad happened, So send those chain letters kids.
Speaker 1: That's a TVT right there, because the kids don't know
Speaker 1: about that now.
Speaker 2: Now it's like it's all on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you see this post, you have to
Speaker 1: posting tag eight people dumb. So I don't do that,
Speaker 1: but you know whatever, Thank you so much for admiring
Speaker 1: my house clothes, Sydney. Yes, let's get into these expertise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week dealing with
Speaker 1: blind men?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was at a comedy show and uh it was
Speaker 1: these two people, like two older people. They were heckling
Speaker 1: everybody and it was on the Upper East Side, so like,
Speaker 1: you know, they got some rent stabilized condo that they're
Speaker 1: working on or whatever, and they were just like talking
Speaker 1: to everybody during their.
Speaker 2: Set, like keep going hold the mic a different way.
Speaker 1: What, Yeah, like giving people like constructive, constructive criticism, but
Speaker 1: the dude was blind, and so I'm like, man, ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna roast you because you blind and you got
Speaker 1: the retractable cane. So they're like, oh, he's having a
Speaker 1: bad time, So this is why he's heckling. The retractable
Speaker 1: retractable cane is like the fancy cane. Nah, dude, Like
Speaker 1: what if somebody try to rob you? What you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: It's just gonna fall apart. It's not gonna really work.
Speaker 2: I felt it's like a button. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Daredevil was a superhero that was blind. He looked like
Speaker 1: the he looked like he had the cane that he
Speaker 1: ordered online or something like somebody ordered it online for him.
Speaker 1: Like see, I mean it's not like he can go online,
Speaker 1: seeing on TV whatever, so he has heard on TV
Speaker 1: he looked like one.
Speaker 2: Of those canes. So he's heckling.
Speaker 1: And then finally the comic before me is like, it's
Speaker 1: it's obviously.
Speaker 2: You guys want us to talk to you, So what's
Speaker 2: going on? What's you guys deal? You guys? Are you
Speaker 2: guys together?
Speaker 1: And before the woman could even speak, the blind man
Speaker 1: is like shaking his head like no, Like he's like
Speaker 1: offended that we would even ask that he's with this woman,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you blind, nobody wants your blind dick,
Speaker 1: like you're trying to be single in this in this
Speaker 1: comedy show.
Speaker 2: Rails okay exactly.
Speaker 1: And then the crazy thing that I was annoyed at
Speaker 1: is that it was after a PM on a Wednesday,
Speaker 1: Like if y'all not fucking what y'all she helping you
Speaker 1: across the street for nothing.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Holding no man's hand after a PM just because we friends.
Speaker 2: No, she's his seeing eye.
Speaker 1: Know their friends. They were like, we've known each other
Speaker 1: for thirty years. And I'm like, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to fuck her yet? And she's that he's been blind
Speaker 1: the whole the whole fucking Yes. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: he's got blind man confident, like you can't even see
Speaker 1: your dick, and you are like, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be with her.
Speaker 2: But you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder has been blind forever and he has like
Speaker 1: Wonder Steve, Stevie Wonder just had one of thea this
Speaker 1: was an old Jewish man with no skills. He's not
Speaker 1: Stevie One, don't mean he's not rich though, oh man,
Speaker 1: he was well. When I was talking about like broke
Speaker 1: dudes with sketches, he's like, that's my favorite shoe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're like you should have been because you can't see how.
Speaker 2: Terrible they are. He's like, that's my favorite you. I
Speaker 2: was like, I can't deal.
Speaker 1: What did you say because you can't see how terrible
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go in on him, so then
Speaker 1: I do my set he and it was like they
Speaker 1: were laughing.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: And then and then they're leaving and I try to
Speaker 1: give him a hug and he's hesitant, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can't see me, but you know I'm black as
Speaker 1: fucking you racist, like how are you.
Speaker 2: Gonna be blind and race? I will mush you in
Speaker 2: the face, like, don't do this. Wait he matrixed away.
Speaker 2: He was like nah, he did.
Speaker 1: He did, and then finally he was like and then
Speaker 1: he gave me a hook back and give you a
Speaker 1: side hug.
Speaker 2: Oh so shady.
Speaker 1: And then he whispers in my ear He's like, you're funny,
Speaker 1: but if you need any blind jokes, I got you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, I got all the blind jokes. I
Speaker 1: was just trying to be you know, respectful because you're old.
Speaker 2: But then comedy show.
Speaker 1: Oh well, first of all, they were leaving before my set,
Speaker 1: and I said, so you don't know this, but I'm black,
Speaker 1: so you gotta stay. And and the woman was like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't bring race into this. But I was like, y'all
Speaker 1: sitting down though, right, I had to use it, so
Speaker 1: y'all sit the fuck down. She said, don't bring race
Speaker 1: into it. That's all I got. Yes, literally, all I
Speaker 1: have is my black kid in my black knees. He
Speaker 1: was so I was so angry that he was just like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you would ask that word together.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, she's got these.
Speaker 1: Shorts on the body language looked like she maybe she's
Speaker 1: into you. I don't know, but but he couldn't see
Speaker 1: the sun. She's like leaning in, but he can't sense that.
Speaker 2: Listen. She had like the you know.
Speaker 1: She had a miss in one of your senses. You
Speaker 1: should be thankful that anybody is sitting next to you.
Speaker 1: So if you're missing a sense, aren't the other senses heightened?
Speaker 2: He don't smell that.
Speaker 1: She put on a little ul behind her ears. No, No,
Speaker 1: she put a little Postrami on her neck. That's because
Speaker 1: he was talking about how he loves PERSHAMI because we
Speaker 1: were in a hero place. I'm like discussed it was
Speaker 1: it was too much, but this blind man we were
Speaker 1: we were going back and forth and it was fun.
Speaker 1: But I was just like, the next time I encounter
Speaker 1: a blind dude, I'm not gonna be as nice.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let him have it and he's gonna be
Speaker 2: somebody who like is down on his lip. Wait did
Speaker 2: the homeless dude?
Speaker 1: I feel like we're all everyone who's listening is wondering,
Speaker 1: did he did he wrap his hands around your wrists
Speaker 1: like Ray Charles.
Speaker 2: And he knows he's your friend?
Speaker 1: He did it, But I was wondering. I was like,
Speaker 1: how do blind man have sex? Like does he move
Speaker 1: his dick like it's the it's a stick, Like he's
Speaker 1: just trying to touch things with They're probably really good
Speaker 1: at it, Like they probably like they can like hear
Speaker 1: when your breath changes, and they can like sense when
Speaker 1: you're into it, and they can like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like they got like radar dicks yonar dick, but.
Speaker 2: You know what kind of glasses he had on.
Speaker 1: It's like when you have an eye appointment or like
Speaker 1: some kind of eye surgery, like those those just got.
Speaker 2: Out of the eye doctor glasses on like the horse green.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's like, dude, get you some real pair
Speaker 1: of homeless man shades.
Speaker 2: Those are the ones that they just give give you
Speaker 2: just so you can leave the office.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had like really bad eyes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're blind, your eyes are just like wow, fuck.
Speaker 2: That blind dude. I don't care.
Speaker 1: He was being real confident and cocky and he was heckling,
Speaker 1: so I was like.
Speaker 2: Fuck him.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well I actually went to college with a dude
Speaker 1: that was blind and he would text me and I
Speaker 1: was like, how are you texting?
Speaker 2: He did that.
Speaker 1: He would talk to his phone and they would text me.
Speaker 1: And when he invited me to the movies, and I
Speaker 1: was like why would we go to the movies? And
Speaker 1: he was like can here exactly? But I was weird
Speaker 1: for me. I was like, why would why would I?
Speaker 2: You would tap and be like you see that off? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Never mind, never mind.
Speaker 2: I leaning to be like, yo, Jada looks great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you was like he was like oh look, oh
Speaker 2: actually no, don't did you say it? Yeah? It would
Speaker 2: be terribly How are the movies with you? So?
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to him. He's probably rich now,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's the due that you met the other day. AnyWho,
Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this? Oh? I was
Speaker 1: an expert at living my best black life. Let me
Speaker 1: talk to you about this real quick, right quick. So
Speaker 1: I have a manager now, thank you so much. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, she is somebody who's supposed to be helping
Speaker 1: me get work and I don't know if she's doing
Speaker 1: that yet, but she shadow manager. She loves you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thanks so much. Hey ct So she but she's gonna
Speaker 1: get ten percent of any money that I make, even
Speaker 1: if it's something that she doesn't get me ten percent
Speaker 1: of anything.
Speaker 2: That I make.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, I feel like I need to
Speaker 1: see you more. Like I feel like you need to
Speaker 1: earn this ten percent. Like I feel like we need
Speaker 1: to speak every day, Like you need to just check in,
Speaker 1: just having a good day, good morning, beautiful, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I deserve.
Speaker 2: She should text you late at night. You up, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean she only texts me at night. So I
Speaker 1: be like, SI, they got you in the office.
Speaker 2: At midnight with Dylan. You got another job. So she
Speaker 2: she took me to lunch on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We went to this place called Burger and Lobster and
Speaker 1: they only serve burgers and lobster. That's it.
Speaker 2: They got a thing else on the menu.
Speaker 1: So we get there and I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see what she orders and then I'm just gonna match.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I'm just gonna get what she gets.
Speaker 1: Right, because they say that like when you go on dates,
Speaker 1: men don't like when women order like the filet when
Speaker 1: they get a salad, right, And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: let me try to but what man is eating the
Speaker 1: south Fuck you dude? Fruit?
Speaker 2: Are you on a diet on a date? Fuck you diet? Yeah,
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 1: So we get I get there and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to look nice because i want her to see that,
Speaker 1: like I'm marketable, Like I want her to see me
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I should send Marie out for
Speaker 1: more rolls like this because she looks great.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I had on like a swede crop top, I had
Speaker 1: a skirt on.
Speaker 2: I get there.
Speaker 1: She got on a like an Iron Maiden T shirt
Speaker 1: and some like jagging capris.
Speaker 2: No like she was like wait, like she was working out.
Speaker 1: She looked real cash like super like you saw you
Speaker 1: called these sleep clothes. Looked like she had on her
Speaker 1: sleep cloth, her house clothes. She legit dude, like she
Speaker 1: was going to go. She lived male. She looked like
Speaker 1: she was getting ready to paint her apartment.
Speaker 2: It was laundry day. It was. It was laundry day
Speaker 2: for her on a Tuesday. I was like, what, but.
Speaker 1: She's gonna use the This is a business meeting, right,
Speaker 1: So I was like whatever, So we get we we're
Speaker 1: there and she's like She's like I always get real
Speaker 1: messy when I eat lobster.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, is that why she got.
Speaker 1: But since you got to put on a blazer or something,
Speaker 1: you manager, like, you can't just.
Speaker 2: La, you gotta put on a I can't.
Speaker 1: If you're my manager, I want to know that you
Speaker 1: look the part, unless you are that confident in your
Speaker 1: work that you could just show up in some Lululemon
Speaker 1: dude one piece cat suit or whatever. I feel I
Speaker 1: didn't see her shoes, but I feel like it was
Speaker 1: like a like on par with a with a crock
Speaker 1: in my mind, listen, she's gonna get you all the work.
Speaker 1: That's how confident she is. It's like, bitch, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look like I rolled out of bed to this lobster meeting.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: So she was like, I'm getting the original. So I
Speaker 1: scrolled down to the menu and I see it's one
Speaker 1: point five pound lobster. Wow, you get fries, and you
Speaker 1: got a house salad, you get like garlic butter with it,
Speaker 1: you get in a hole.
Speaker 2: Okay. I said, well, are you gonna get that?
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna get that because it was the most
Speaker 1: expensive thing on the menu and you getting it, And
Speaker 1: if I'm giving you ten per cent, then technically i'm
Speaker 1: paying as well. Yeah, technically I'm paying for this lunch.
Speaker 1: I haven't paid her yet because I haven't booked anything.
Speaker 1: But that's neither here, rut nor there.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So they give us the little bibs,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, because you always see people
Speaker 1: wearing like the lobster bibs, but I had never. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I put my little bit on on top of
Speaker 1: my Swede shirt and I feel real dumb because she
Speaker 1: was She's dressed for the part, and she asked for
Speaker 1: two fries. She was like instead of the salad and
Speaker 1: I get another.
Speaker 2: Order of fries. Yo, your manager is loose. I love her.
Speaker 1: She's probably like one of those chicks that go to
Speaker 1: sports bars and like hang out and know what's going
Speaker 1: on on the screen and eat and like everybody knows
Speaker 1: her name. She sounds real, down to earth. She made
Speaker 1: it sound like she's an alcoholic. Everybody knows her now,
Speaker 1: no cheers, no, just like they know her because she
Speaker 1: comes through and they're like, she she's the cool girl
Speaker 1: that's for two orders of fries instead of a salad.
Speaker 1: I was like, You're gonna die tonight. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, well let me see. They were what are
Speaker 1: you drinking?
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, let me see where she drinking.
Speaker 1: And she got a coke and I was like, you
Speaker 1: go die legit after this is over. And so she uh,
Speaker 1: she's she didn't get out of cocktail.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I guess I gotta drink regular
Speaker 2: people juice.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's too if she had gotten a
Speaker 1: glass of something, I would have got a cocktail too.
Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to match what she at. Girl. Also,
Speaker 2: it was one thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Listen, this is not some phonathon. You don't have to
Speaker 1: match shit. You get whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just got a freaking cock chair. What's wrong
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: You should have got a little rose and yeah, but
Speaker 1: what does.
Speaker 2: I was like, what pairs well with?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's anything free, anything that you're not
Speaker 1: paying will pay, will pay her well with a lobster.
Speaker 2: I just got a lemonade.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's so regular elemonade and lobster. That
Speaker 1: lobster comes in, it's huge, right, And then they said
Speaker 1: you have to like crack the shell with this like
Speaker 1: nutcracker thing. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm watching
Speaker 1: her do it. I'm dipping my thing in the garlic
Speaker 1: butter with like my fingers.
Speaker 2: I'm very so common.
Speaker 1: You didn't use the fucking little fork thing. I had
Speaker 1: a know there was like a little scoop piece scoop
Speaker 1: the meat out. I used it, but it was like
Speaker 1: it's like an I know, you put it down halfway
Speaker 1: through you a fuck it.
Speaker 2: You just go get in there sucking on claws and stuff.
Speaker 1: And then apparently I didn't because I saw one people
Speaker 1: about it later. Apparently I didn't eat the lobster properly
Speaker 1: because I didn't suck any of the meat out of
Speaker 1: the like I didn't like suck any of the meat out.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't suck, so anyway, speaking of not sucking, Guess.
Speaker 1: Does not suck at all. As a person, he's so great.
Speaker 1: He's a really good friend of ours. He's an actual doing.
Speaker 1: He's a storyteller. He performs all over we He actually
Speaker 1: comes to the warm up, supports us down. If you've
Speaker 1: never been to the warm up, it's too late for
Speaker 1: you because we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Baby. It's Sylvan now.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what song you're trying to say,
Speaker 1: one twelve it's it didn't sound.
Speaker 2: Like the one this mosing your bucket.
Speaker 1: I remember when you used to things away. Okay, Marie,
Speaker 1: bring in our guests please, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: his name wrong. Derek Tark Tarik. Yes, okay, let's wait.
Speaker 1: Let's do it one more time. Give it up for
Speaker 1: our next guest, the bald expert.
Speaker 2: TERRK Tarik Tarik. Oh my god, let me do it.
Speaker 1: Give it up for our our guest today. He's an actor,
Speaker 1: he's a comedian, he's a storyteller.
Speaker 2: He's our old expert. Taric D. Daniels. Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: Thank you Marie, and saying Taric.
Speaker 1: Well, let's talk a little bit about why we can't
Speaker 1: say your name because it.
Speaker 3: Right, it is and it is the same name, Okay,
Speaker 3: So there's many It's an Arabic name, so there's many
Speaker 3: pronunciations for it. So most people do say Tariq, which
Speaker 3: is a lot is like it's kind of like the
Speaker 3: hood pronunciation. I say because because when I meet someone
Speaker 3: who's Arabic, they say it's Taric, like it's and then
Speaker 3: I've had this and everybody in Arabic. I met this
Speaker 3: woman like she's like, that's how you say it. But
Speaker 3: the American pronunciation is either taric, which is how I'm
Speaker 3: familiar with saying it, like tar baby and Rick put together,
Speaker 3: I'm not see and then I know tar baby is
Speaker 3: a racial slur.
Speaker 2: But since my name is tark.
Speaker 3: People have called me tar baby and just being saying
Speaker 3: my name is so it never bothered me and I
Speaker 3: never looked at it them being racist.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm I'm not calling you. You can whatever you
Speaker 2: want is a nickname of mine. I'm gonna call you tah.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you tah Trek.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had lobster whole lobster on a shell?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
Speaker 1: When shoes like that, I know you do because it's
Speaker 1: like a sports it's a sports shoe.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a sneaker shoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a it's a sports sneaker business shoe
Speaker 1: because it looks like you can go from like the
Speaker 1: business to like playing golf.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: And also let's go let's give you like full body
Speaker 1: camp so your your calves are quite shiny. I don't
Speaker 1: wear cocona oil in the summertime because it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a like a suntan lotion.
Speaker 2: I don't need to. You know.
Speaker 1: You also have a gym membership because I can see
Speaker 1: your caves.
Speaker 3: Yes, you had to New York Health and Racket Club
Speaker 3: Racket Club. Yes, well, I work for the company I
Speaker 3: work before I get a little idea to discount.
Speaker 1: OK, do you have a family plan? Can you get
Speaker 1: like a guest or something?
Speaker 3: I don't know we've ra to get I don't know
Speaker 3: if I can get a guess. We don't have to
Speaker 3: get married for you to get the.
Speaker 1: I think you get your questions asking for a friend.
Speaker 1: Racket Club Wow, God, you probably the richest person that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so not and we've had a rich expert. Well,
Speaker 1: then that person's richer than me. Definitely.
Speaker 3: I have rich friends and I have a good I
Speaker 3: have a connect, rich gym membership.
Speaker 2: You're rich adjacent. I'm rich Ad Jason.
Speaker 1: You're rich Ad Jason. So you know everybody? So do
Speaker 1: you meet like rich? Have you met anybody at the
Speaker 1: gym that you like hooked up with?
Speaker 2: Or you win?
Speaker 3: Because I look so raggedy at the gym and I'm
Speaker 3: so out of shame and everybody else because I don't
Speaker 3: have like, I don't have cute gym clothes. I wear
Speaker 3: like cheap little shorts and my T shirt and I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm concentrated. And all those people are they have
Speaker 3: money and they don't even look my way.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 3: The only person that talks to me is a black
Speaker 3: lesbian who's known me in the neighborhood. And for you,
Speaker 3: she's super sweet. I forget her name, but she's only
Speaker 3: she's super sweet, But you're.
Speaker 2: Not because you name hey Cheryll girl. But but no,
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 1: That's what you think now. But when they in the
Speaker 1: locker room, they're like that, oh that black.
Speaker 3: That black, God, that that black, that black when they
Speaker 3: need to holler there listening, come up.
Speaker 2: I'm single.
Speaker 1: My sister's gym. She'd be telling me who goes there?
Speaker 1: She's like, Anderson Cooper goes there, the wrap goes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, why don't I come to the gym
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Because she goes to the gym at five o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. Leather Jones works out there. I love
Speaker 2: Leslie Jones. That's that's too early. It's five o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning. That means I gotta get up at four.
Speaker 1: You also have your chest out, You got your you
Speaker 1: got your chest hairs out.
Speaker 2: You got a little unbutton. Yeah, well it's hot, it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be fall.
Speaker 3: I really wanted to rock a sweater in my fall boots,
Speaker 3: these new boots I got, but I would have been melted.
Speaker 1: What the boots look like? Are they like like like
Speaker 1: shin high like a low boot.
Speaker 2: Cue. They're like, yeah, I'm excited for fall fashion. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like the fashion. I like a little jacket. But
Speaker 2: you're in between right now.
Speaker 1: You got the in between, like you're ending summer getting
Speaker 1: into fall.
Speaker 2: Is your your chest.
Speaker 1: I feel like we thought summer was over and then
Speaker 1: it was like eighty some degrees for like, I.
Speaker 3: Did it back into my summer closed drawer and pull
Speaker 3: out these shorts today.
Speaker 2: He's got a little short on. It's little. It's tight too.
Speaker 2: It's good. Yeah, world up. I don't want you know,
Speaker 2: I don't. I feel a little dorky and shorts. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's too hot. So you have on a button up
Speaker 1: shirt that looked like is J Crew and you have
Speaker 1: on a dress sneaker shoe.
Speaker 2: So the shorts like pair.
Speaker 1: Well with what you got and they think care will
Speaker 1: with your bald desk head.
Speaker 2: My head is beautiful. I love it.
Speaker 1: You don't have bumps and lumps. No, it's a good shade.
Speaker 2: It's thanks so much.
Speaker 1: It's very good. And turn around and look at the
Speaker 1: face the wall so I can see what the back.
Speaker 2: That's a good head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good. You don't look like alien or
Speaker 1: predator at all.
Speaker 3: Beard sohm, I was told I looked like et one time.
Speaker 1: Who would tell you slapped it out a little bit.
Speaker 2: The coworkers were saying.
Speaker 3: The coworker mind told me the bus boys and the
Speaker 3: little Mexican bus boys are.
Speaker 2: Like, he looks like et. He looks like t. Mexicans
Speaker 2: got you, they got me. And I'm was like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: why would you tell me that I was younger? This
Speaker 2: is years ago? I was so offended. She's like, what
Speaker 2: you wanted me not to tell you?
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, do me one favorite phone.
Speaker 2: That's my celebrity doppelganger is et Tari No.
Speaker 1: I feel like, who do you look like? You look
Speaker 1: like a mix of mister clean Hey and like Skinny Common. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll take that Skinny Common. That was a reach. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, Paul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotten when I was thinner, I got RuPaul
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: I could see him say and Skinny Common.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take it. I love both of them. That's
Speaker 2: what I feel like, and I like, I love Rue.
Speaker 2: I love I.
Speaker 1: Love how RuPaul will like be super drag and then
Speaker 1: like any anytime he has an appearance, it'll just be in.
Speaker 2: Like a suit. Yeah, because you have to pay him.
Speaker 2: He's like, I gotta get paid if I'm coming in.
Speaker 3: Drag, which makes sense. Be spoke suit like, why aren't
Speaker 3: you in drag? You're here and you're like, because you
Speaker 3: did pay.
Speaker 1: Me, can I about like a little like a reading glasses,
Speaker 1: like reading glass on. When he comes in a blazer,
Speaker 1: that means I'm just here to just as a friend.
Speaker 2: I'm doing your favor.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm here plugging my products.
Speaker 2: And I waited on him and he was wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then when I told him, I was like, thank
Speaker 3: you for what you've done. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 2: And he was leaving. He was like, he's like thank you.
Speaker 3: So he's like, you want to take a picture, and
Speaker 3: I'm like yes, because I can't ask I get fired.
Speaker 2: But I'm like I was like, if you ask me,
Speaker 2: then I could take it. He was like, I know, honey,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I never asked freaking love. Never asked, and I've never
Speaker 1: taken it. I've taken pictures with celebrities like when I'm
Speaker 1: not at work, but at work, never, no, no, never,
Speaker 1: I can totally lose my job.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Even if they're like, yeah, let's take a picture,
Speaker 2: I can live.
Speaker 3: If they suggested, I'm like, we have to give the
Speaker 3: guests what they want, so let's take a picture. And
Speaker 3: that's what I did with and he suggested it and
Speaker 3: I took it.
Speaker 1: It's only one no one time somebody wanted to take
Speaker 1: a picture with Pharrell and I wanted to so badly,
Speaker 1: and I was kind of in the picture, just dropping
Speaker 1: the drink off, and I was like, well, I was
Speaker 1: in it. That was my hand, Hey, that was me, Taric.
Speaker 1: Where are you from Oakland, California. I used to living
Speaker 1: in Oakland. I grew up there, Sydney. We talk about
Speaker 1: this every I know, Yes, another rains in southern car.
Speaker 3: I know, I remember thinking that too, but that was
Speaker 3: their song and I was like, y'all from Oakland, Like
Speaker 3: why are they.
Speaker 1: Talking about also in southern California and it would rain
Speaker 1: and I'd been like, he a damn life. It's a
Speaker 1: damn lie, lie God at Oakland.
Speaker 2: Are some of that? Grandma?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you're from Oakland. Uh, talk to us
Speaker 1: about like your your background, Like who is your mom?
Speaker 2: Is she is she Arabic? No, not at all.
Speaker 3: My mother and father are both My mother's from Houston, Texas,
Speaker 3: and then my father's from Chicago. They both moved to
Speaker 3: California when they were young and they were high school sweethearts,
Speaker 3: got together, you know, they broke up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Then when he was in college, I got back together,
Speaker 3: and they were together, they got married. He was smoking
Speaker 3: a joint and reading an Arabic baby name book and
Speaker 3: she saw my name and she liked it.
Speaker 1: I feel like people, don't people be thinking too much
Speaker 1: about baby.
Speaker 2: Names, right they do?
Speaker 1: Like my god sister was having a baby and she
Speaker 1: and her husband Jimmy. Her name is Patricia, his name
Speaker 1: is Jimmy. They were going back and forth on names.
Speaker 1: They named the baby to hide spelled p t a
Speaker 1: h I no. So it's spelled putai no, but it's
Speaker 1: pronounced to hi.
Speaker 3: Why you're making it difficult for them? I tell people,
Speaker 3: get something that people can pronounce.
Speaker 2: That's why I okay, Taric, you got a lot of nerves.
Speaker 2: That's why I hate my name. I don't like my name.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why didn't you just give me a name
Speaker 3: that people can easily pronounce?
Speaker 2: Ill you Ta? You can call me ty, like I said,
Speaker 2: you can call me anything long as you call me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely think that names it's a big deal,
Speaker 1: but not that big of a deal. Like it's a
Speaker 1: big deal because that's what people call you, like for
Speaker 1: a long time, Like so I would talk to my
Speaker 1: mom about names because I don't like as a kid,
Speaker 1: I didn't like the name Marie, right because Marie to
Speaker 1: me is like a simple ass middle name.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So I never liked my name, and my mom was like, well,
Speaker 1: I have other names picked out for all of my kids.
Speaker 1: My brother was gonna be Nicholas.
Speaker 2: I'm so he's Anola.
Speaker 1: My mother is definitely a nick Nicks or Dicks. Like
Speaker 1: Nicks are like those who like, you know, like bang
Speaker 1: white women and play basketball, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that. My brother is that, except he doesn't rhymes
Speaker 1: Nick's dick.
Speaker 2: I think Nick.
Speaker 1: I think of a white man, though I don't know
Speaker 1: that many black Nicks.
Speaker 3: I don't know Nicholas, any black man I know. If
Speaker 3: they don't do Nick, it's Nicholas.
Speaker 1: No, Who's Who's the dude who killed Bobby Pristina?
Speaker 2: Wasn't his name? Got shut up? Marie? Oh Nick?
Speaker 1: And I knew when Nick Carter growing up, it was
Speaker 1: a black dude. And then there's Nick Carter from the
Speaker 1: Patory Boys, and he was white. And that's the only
Speaker 1: Nick that I know, the white ones, you know, more
Speaker 1: nixed dude. And then my mom said that my name
Speaker 1: was gonna be Tasiana. And I was like, I was
Speaker 1: be Toss. I'm so glad glad that you're not. You
Speaker 1: can't see me as I'm so glad you're no I
Speaker 1: can see.
Speaker 2: But you're Marika. I know you as I like. But
Speaker 2: it's easy for your name to me Marie. People meet
Speaker 2: you like, Hi, I'm Marie. They know your name. They're
Speaker 2: not like but you know, they fucking up. They call
Speaker 2: her Maria all the time. People are married. Well, people
Speaker 2: are just assholes and they're just stupid, so everybody can't
Speaker 2: read you're stupid.
Speaker 1: And then my mom had another name picked up for
Speaker 1: my sister, but my dad was like Lutney because he
Speaker 1: knew some girl in his neighborhood named Lutney. Oh Ludey
Speaker 1: was like my dad's first love. And that's my sister's
Speaker 1: name now.
Speaker 2: So we'll see.
Speaker 3: Because my mother wanted to name me Donovan, and it
Speaker 3: would have been Donovan Daniels, which I love.
Speaker 2: Because that's how is out the door. I'm too old
Speaker 2: to change it now, but I will not.
Speaker 3: And the reason why I'm not a Donovan because they
Speaker 3: knew a Donovan and he wanted to get with my
Speaker 3: mother and my dad didn't like him, and he was like, nah.
Speaker 2: You're an artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Donovan Daniels sounds like a socks designer.
Speaker 2: Donovan Daniels. I'll take it like he makes ties. I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: Donovan Daniels sound like it'd be like a wine or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: See, I could be give me like in nineteen forty two.
Speaker 2: Well I could make it Daniels, multiple things. I can
Speaker 2: have wine. I could be your stage name should be Donnavan.
Speaker 2: Donavan Daniels.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not that famous yet, so I couldn't honestly
Speaker 3: feel like you could do famous at all or successful.
Speaker 3: So it's not too You're on your way. Mama was,
Speaker 3: so maybe now is the time you don't go with Donovan. Okay,
Speaker 3: so good so named me.
Speaker 1: So your mom liked the name Donovan because some dude
Speaker 1: named Donovan.
Speaker 2: I just like the name.
Speaker 3: And her name is Deborah, so she was like, I
Speaker 3: wanted is Deborah Daniels. So she was like, oh, d
Speaker 3: give him a d name and Donnavan. And my dad
Speaker 3: was like Noah, that ha, he was Hayden and they
Speaker 3: got a divorce anyway, So it was like it wasn't
Speaker 3: like he probably don't give it about Donovan name.
Speaker 2: Exactly what's her name? Tony?
Speaker 3: Anthony? Well, and Anthony is my middle name, so ha,
Speaker 3: his his real name is Anthony.
Speaker 2: But he name isn't your name. But your mom couldn't pick.
Speaker 2: She couldn't pick the dude that was Tony. Boooo, He's right.
Speaker 3: He might Listen, Tony, you think, Yeah, he's very supportive.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like when I get vulgar, but he's very supportive.
Speaker 2: Tony. How are you doing, Tony?
Speaker 1: We try not to curse nigga, So talk to us
Speaker 1: about your hair because you're bald now and it's a
Speaker 1: good it's.
Speaker 3: A good look for you. For you, I've come full
Speaker 3: circle with this now. But listen, I started to lose
Speaker 3: my hair at twenty and it was very upsetting. Twenty
Speaker 3: I was very young and I was just shocked because
Speaker 3: I was hereditary or yeah it is, and they always
Speaker 3: say that's how I'm this is an expert thing I'm
Speaker 3: about to drop on y'all. They always say it's on
Speaker 3: your mother's side, and that's a lie because it's like
Speaker 3: everything that is hereditary, it can come from either or
Speaker 3: every man. On my father's side and some of the
Speaker 3: women are bald. Tony's the Daniels side. Every nigga in
Speaker 3: that family, we're all bald. I don't know if someone
Speaker 3: did some voodoo woman wrong back in the day and
Speaker 3: she was like, all your nigga's gonna be bald and she.
Speaker 2: Put a curse on.
Speaker 1: Wait, but the men on your mother's side are not hair.
Speaker 1: My grandfather has hair, my uncle, your grandfather. How old
Speaker 1: is your grandfather?
Speaker 2: Oh, god, eighty six. He should be bald. He should
Speaker 2: be bald.
Speaker 3: There was a little thing but he had. He didn't
Speaker 3: lose his hair. He didn't start until he was like waiting,
Speaker 3: it's a little bit. But yeah, I was twenty so
Speaker 3: I was like, and I used to get my hair
Speaker 3: cut every week and it was super cute. And then
Speaker 3: I noticed my fade was fading away, and I was devastated,
Speaker 3: Like I put that first, I started to using mascaret
Speaker 3: a darkness.
Speaker 2: Spot I did. No, you didn't. I don't even remember whatever.
Speaker 2: It was cheap.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was mabeling. What's the one with the with
Speaker 3: the green the green top and the pink bottoms that mabel.
Speaker 2: One of them?
Speaker 3: It's not went wild, right, It wasn't. It wasn't when Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I did that and then I started. I tried
Speaker 3: to pray. I was really upset.
Speaker 2: You prayed the ball away. I prayed.
Speaker 3: I tried rogaine. And see the thing with rogaine, it
Speaker 3: does work, and how do I know? But it takes
Speaker 3: three months and I was impatient. I was like freaking out.
Speaker 2: You had but I was so stupid.
Speaker 3: And then at that time it was hardly and it
Speaker 3: was like a little spot here in front and then
Speaker 3: a little bit in the back.
Speaker 2: Well, how does rogane work. It's like a cream or
Speaker 2: like a shampoo.
Speaker 3: They well, they now, I mean this is a while ago.
Speaker 3: Then it was just like a foam, and it was
Speaker 3: like it was a spray. Now they have a foam.
Speaker 3: I believe they have a jail, like they have creams.
Speaker 3: They have all kinds. And it does it work. It
Speaker 3: keeps the hair you have, and it doesn't so it
Speaker 3: doesn't go away. It does keep the hair you have
Speaker 3: because it doesn't regrowth. It They said it doesn't real.
Speaker 3: Some people were saying they had a little bit of regrowth.
Speaker 3: But I had my friend's uncle, he was like, he
Speaker 3: kept his hair. He used rogain.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't. I kept doing all kinds of things.
Speaker 1: Should have had some bio ten in your life.
Speaker 2: I well, I didn't know, See, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: And then and then I found this ancient Chinese remedy
Speaker 3: that was supposed to help me and ordered online.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it came. It cost sixty dollars.
Speaker 3: It came in the mail in this pretty pink bottle
Speaker 3: and it looked like soy sauce and it smelled like
Speaker 3: soy sauce. Oh my god, it was a sodium and
Speaker 3: it said on the on the on the ad it
Speaker 3: said an ancient Chinese herb remedy for ball this And
Speaker 3: I was at the time, I'm like, I've never seen
Speaker 3: a ball headed Chinese person that has to work.
Speaker 1: But I've actually never seen a ball Chinese person.
Speaker 2: Either, That's what I was thinking. But they are I
Speaker 2: feel like I have those I have now. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean I also had never seen a homeless Chinese person,
Speaker 1: and I saw a homeless Chinese lady this week. Me too.
Speaker 2: See, the struggle is real.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you paid sixty dollars for MSG. Wow that sucks.
Speaker 2: Oh h oh, it gets worse, It gets worse.
Speaker 3: So the worst thing I did so after that, I'm
Speaker 3: freaking out. I joined Hairclub for Men. No what's hairclub
Speaker 3: for men? Because CLI hairclob for men. You know, they
Speaker 3: have advertisement it's like your real hair. It's all this
Speaker 3: so you basically you go and it's a consultant and
Speaker 3: it's basically a two pe that is taped glue to you.
Speaker 2: It's a lace.
Speaker 3: Run Yeah, it's a lace. It's a weak exactly. So
Speaker 3: what I had to do was I had to grow
Speaker 3: my hair out for three months.
Speaker 2: They matched me. It was like this.
Speaker 3: We went to this like really like salon type thing.
Speaker 3: They have specialists to talking to you. And I was
Speaker 3: really upset. And I remember telling this stupid girl who
Speaker 3: really pissed me off. I was like, yeah, if I
Speaker 3: was older, I'm twenty years old. If I was older,
Speaker 3: if I was fifty or sixty, I could be able
Speaker 3: to deal with it.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Everybody says that. People who were sixty. They say, holy
Speaker 3: if I would seventy. And I was like, bitch, I'm twenty.
Speaker 3: I can't even I can't even illegally buy alcohol.
Speaker 2: I'm in college right now. I should not be dealing
Speaker 2: with my hair loss.
Speaker 1: Well you didn't do the like fitted cap thing yet,
Speaker 1: because you could do you could wear hats for a minute.
Speaker 3: Well for the three months that I know, I look funny,
Speaker 3: party my hat, my hat, The hats on my head
Speaker 3: looked weird. I had to wear hats because I had
Speaker 3: to grow the hair out that I had, and I
Speaker 3: was so self conscious that I wore wraps and hats
Speaker 3: for three months until I.
Speaker 2: You remember how they used to do those like pieces
Speaker 2: of she and it would be like a little bun.
Speaker 3: He would like, wow, Yeah, that was like in the
Speaker 3: early two thousand Israelite. Yeah my name is Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I look like at Harlem. And I hit it for
Speaker 3: three months and then I got it was my day,
Speaker 3: and I was so excited and I went in and
Speaker 3: they fitted it on me and it was it was wonderful.
Speaker 3: My mother was the only person knew I did it.
Speaker 3: It looked so good. It looked like a little mini afro.
Speaker 2: You have pictures. I don't because it's horrid. Wait, he's
Speaker 2: lived me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you why tallis because it's such it's
Speaker 3: so sad. So I spent this is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 2: Evidence. It cost me sixteen hundred dollars sixty. You were
Speaker 2: a little lace front bank dude. I could take you
Speaker 2: to anything. Yeah, Bushwick, I wouldn't want to friends yet
Speaker 2: we weren't. You were in elementary school.
Speaker 1: They got wigs outside off flat Bush. My I think
Speaker 1: my grandmother had a wig. She could have hit you with. See.
Speaker 3: I liked it because it was there. So with the
Speaker 3: first day it looked great. They I like the side,
Speaker 3: like the the girl did it. I looked so cute.
Speaker 2: I came home. Did you go to the barber and
Speaker 2: get a shape up? No? I didn't. I didn't need
Speaker 2: you because the girl woman did the shape but she
Speaker 2: did it perfectly. I went home.
Speaker 3: My mother's like, it looks great. So look I went out.
Speaker 3: I hadn't been out. I was so happy I hadn't
Speaker 3: been out.
Speaker 2: You were like home hiding with your hats.
Speaker 1: I was like, the way you want to take your
Speaker 1: new uh new hair, and everyone like, look at you
Speaker 1: with your little mini afroone.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I had a little pick out,
Speaker 2: like my little spray for it. And it was real hair.
Speaker 2: It was real black people hair. It was real hair.
Speaker 2: You had pubes on your head, had big well, yeah
Speaker 2: I did. God did you look like a pret Well
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's so sad, so that week that Friday look great,
Speaker 3: Saturday look, Sunday fine. Monday morning it rained. I had
Speaker 3: been picking, I had been using it. I was so
Speaker 3: happy of hair. I started balding from the piece, like
Speaker 3: this thing. I started losing my hair from the piece.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, it started to thin, like I noticed, and
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it in three days.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like if you get wigs or pieces
Speaker 1: or anything, you're not supposed to touch it that much.
Speaker 3: I didn't know I was touching it every hour. I
Speaker 3: was like, also, I my head was itching, so I
Speaker 3: didn't have beesly talking about patch your weed, ladies, I
Speaker 3: didn't know about how I was like, it was itching
Speaker 3: like crazy. So I called the place. I'm like, it
Speaker 3: doesn't look like i'm looking. I'm freaking out. I was
Speaker 3: freaking ou because there's no refunds.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's why, because I already know you're going
Speaker 1: to do something stupid like touch it too much.
Speaker 3: So they were like, we can they like come in,
Speaker 3: So I go in. I'm like, it's itchy. It doesn't
Speaker 3: look as good as it it on Friday. So they
Speaker 3: took it off. I had so much dandruf. It was
Speaker 3: so Nancy my sky was so dry, they like, so
Speaker 3: then they shaved some of the hair that was underneath it.
Speaker 3: So they shaved it and I had George Jefferson like
Speaker 3: real and then they put it back on. They put
Speaker 3: the nerve. This time it did not look good. It
Speaker 3: looked like a boneless dead rat was on top of
Speaker 3: my head and one of those rats. You guys have
Speaker 3: words and they were like, mister Daniels, it looks fine.
Speaker 3: We don't understand what you're They try to make it
Speaker 3: like it was. I was like psychologically like tripping. Was
Speaker 3: it a white person or person to white people? Okay,
Speaker 3: you know they know they can't White people can't do
Speaker 3: our hair.
Speaker 1: The hairstyles was Latin, so I thought we had some
Speaker 1: like ethnic kind of you're the white guy that spoke Spanish.
Speaker 2: Europeans. It was a tie. It was a like my
Speaker 2: name is.
Speaker 1: No so shaved first of all, why would they not
Speaker 1: shave your hair underneath.
Speaker 3: Before they put it on the first it gave it
Speaker 3: more because time now it was it was flatter, and
Speaker 3: it just looked horrible.
Speaker 1: As a woman. When we when you get wigs or whatever,
Speaker 1: if your hair is if your hair is too high,
Speaker 1: your natural hair then it's gonna look lifted.
Speaker 2: So how did it was a mini little afro? It works, Okay,
Speaker 2: I see what But then once they redid it, so
Speaker 2: I was like, they were like, you can wait. I
Speaker 2: went home. I cried and I cried. I stayed in
Speaker 2: band for like two days. I took it. They peeled
Speaker 2: your they pushed your wig back. First of all, why
Speaker 2: were you so dandrophy like?
Speaker 3: So it was gonna just had and I never had
Speaker 3: dandriff before. It was just like my scalf was dry
Speaker 3: because it was underneath that thing.
Speaker 1: And then they had they glued it down kind of
Speaker 1: glew was it? I have.
Speaker 2: It? A gorilla is like a little tape. But they
Speaker 2: gave me tape. I couldn't. I could have took it off,
Speaker 2: scratched it and put it back on. No, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be in control of my lace front exactly.
Speaker 1: Still visit Ceiling Gone Gone, Ghost Ghost Ride the whip.
Speaker 2: Wait. So if you like it was something that you could.
Speaker 1: Take off yourself, wash your hair and then put back on.
Speaker 2: Well I could.
Speaker 3: They They stressed not to really do that. It was
Speaker 3: like just in case if you need to. It was
Speaker 3: just kind of like because you wanted to live like
Speaker 3: it was your hair, but it wasn't going to be forever.
Speaker 2: No, and it wasn't. It was only for three days
Speaker 2: when you took it off. Was it like a garbage lid?
Speaker 2: Like did you just live? What was the back?
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a two pay It
Speaker 3: was it was a plastic It was like a plastic
Speaker 3: thing inside of it, like a pat plastic core, and
Speaker 3: then the hair was coming out of it.
Speaker 2: It was a mess.
Speaker 1: But what was the back was because the back was
Speaker 1: I have my own hair. You didn't need that much.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that was tape to you had half
Speaker 1: had a half place front. Yeah, it was just it
Speaker 1: was just like you know, they make like lace front
Speaker 1: two pays for men, like I know they do. I
Speaker 1: think Steve Harvey wear's one.
Speaker 3: He used to Yeah he did, and now he did.
Speaker 3: And I've seen I just read an article recently. They're
Speaker 3: doing this in the hood for not as much as
Speaker 3: like eight hundred to a thousand. It's less than what
Speaker 3: I paid. And they do that, they really do, yo,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: They well I saw the videos.
Speaker 1: There's all these videos where these dudes like they basically
Speaker 1: they're so ball. They look terrible. They have patches or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then the guy kind of tapes the thing on
Speaker 1: and then starts shaving it into a high top.
Speaker 2: Because that's what you could do. You could get different
Speaker 2: types of hair texture.
Speaker 3: It's it's really cool. Like I wouldn't do that for
Speaker 3: my every day I would do that for a role,
Speaker 3: like for a part just to be in. But I'm
Speaker 3: I've accepted.
Speaker 1: There was this Spanish dude who was getting the lace
Speaker 1: front but with like the Spanish wave, and then the
Speaker 1: barber was kind of like getting the baby hairs.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: There was like baby hairs on it. I said, yo,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen lace front beards video. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a legit lace front beard. Yes, as a man,
Speaker 1: how stressed out? Well, not that like because you're gay,
Speaker 1: but like but just in general as a dude, like
Speaker 1: losing your hair a.
Speaker 2: House, I felt like something was wrong with me because
Speaker 2: I was so young.
Speaker 3: My father lost his hair, but he was like in
Speaker 3: his late thirties and so he it was just and I,
Speaker 3: you know, joke around him, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: fine because this comes from your mama side, and I
Speaker 3: got mom, I'm from this is my mama's side.
Speaker 1: Where you were too cocky.
Speaker 2: Yep, be too cocky about it. Yep, you should have
Speaker 2: just kept your mouth shut.
Speaker 3: And I would dye my hair sometimes I would put
Speaker 3: like a little texturizer in there every now and then
Speaker 3: fell out. You had a less curl all that paint.
Speaker 1: Are you like texturizer?
Speaker 2: There was?
Speaker 3: There was a wave texturizer I would use. It was
Speaker 3: cute too, because sometimes people be like, oh, are you
Speaker 3: are you Puerto Rican? Is your mama white? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I just got my hair. I was like, it's just cute.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, you were doing a lot. I was
Speaker 2: doing too much. I had to be humbled.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even as as a kid growing up, I
Speaker 1: couldn't even touch my hair like that because they knew
Speaker 1: like if I touched my hair, I'll touch it too
Speaker 1: much and then it'll start falling out. You get thin,
Speaker 1: and like my aunt will hot comb my hair, and
Speaker 1: then I would touch it and get it all messed
Speaker 1: up again, and it's like, you're gonna your hair is
Speaker 1: gonna fall out.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: If we just let our like, if we just let
Speaker 1: our hair do what it does, it grows fine.
Speaker 2: I wish I had done that it just it grows fine.
Speaker 1: Like I've never I would get texturized as a little kid,
Speaker 1: and I would get braized. But my mom would't let
Speaker 1: us get perms because she was like, perms are not
Speaker 1: good for your hair.
Speaker 2: And then she was right.
Speaker 1: She had her rolls in and she had just come
Speaker 1: back from the salon and she was like, no, you
Speaker 1: guys can't get it's not good for you. No.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you want a why are you hating
Speaker 2: on me?
Speaker 1: I know you know what I mean. But my mom
Speaker 1: is when I was a little kid, she had like
Speaker 1: a nice little fro. She had like a little like
Speaker 1: a like an Aunt viv style fro, and then she
Speaker 1: uh and then my mom's hair started falling out. I
Speaker 1: mean she still has hair, but it's like super thin
Speaker 1: now because she.
Speaker 3: Her changes that you yeah, yeah damage. And then like
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with having a Jerry crowl when I
Speaker 3: was a kid.
Speaker 2: I want to Jerry curl. My parents are like, no,
Speaker 2: how old are you? I'm thirty nine? Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 2: thank you. That's why I told you were in elementary school.
Speaker 2: When I was doing no, I thought you were. I
Speaker 2: thought you were like twenty nine.
Speaker 3: I need to start lying about my a you should
Speaker 3: I need to change my name and start lying about my.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine you look outstanding. Also feel it might be
Speaker 1: the oldest person that I know, Oh my god, even
Speaker 1: if my mom was like.
Speaker 2: You're talking the oldest person in ever in my in
Speaker 2: my place. You're the oldest on this podcast. Oh well, hair,
Speaker 2: I have that. You got to get an old expert
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah well oh wait, no, how old is also also
Speaker 1: just turned forty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually that It makes me feel so much better than
Speaker 2: my most agian friend.
Speaker 1: But right, but he doesn't. He looks amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, black people, come on, We're good.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I feel like And the funny thing
Speaker 3: about losing my hair was I went through a fat
Speaker 3: acne stage with break.
Speaker 2: I was fat with acne and brains and bald. No
Speaker 2: I had hair down. I was like.
Speaker 3: So then when I was around seventeen eighteen, I came
Speaker 3: into my own, I lost weight, I got cute. And
Speaker 3: my sister because we were talking about me being bald
Speaker 3: last night and she was like, you know, you were
Speaker 3: just coming into your own and like really feeling yourself,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I know.
Speaker 2: It was fat.
Speaker 1: It was the truth God giveth and taketh in the way,
Speaker 1: take geth a way he did.
Speaker 2: The Lord was so rude to you, dude, he humbled you.
Speaker 3: Then he humbled me because I, yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I did things like I wanted to Jerry Carl and
Speaker 3: I would play with my hair all the time. And
Speaker 3: you know, I had like a little ducktail look back.
Speaker 1: You did it. You did it.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to like using all this stuff
Speaker 3: and I was trying to make and I permed it.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was perm And my dad and
Speaker 3: my stepmother came home and they were like, what did
Speaker 3: you do to your ducktail?
Speaker 2: And I was like nothing.
Speaker 3: I was like Monique, that was my best friend. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she just brushed it. She washed it and brush for
Speaker 3: a really long time. And it was like it went
Speaker 3: from being you know, regular nappy hair to being straight
Speaker 3: and long and.
Speaker 2: It was clearly and they were like, Taric, it's permed,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, it's not you thatta piece. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so yeah, just that little back.
Speaker 1: You didn't know what that you needed to be bald, like,
Speaker 1: you don't know what look you were trying to get.
Speaker 2: Well, when I went to my mother's that weekend and
Speaker 2: I told her that story.
Speaker 3: She was like, go get the scissors. She's like, I'm
Speaker 3: cutting it for telling me that bullshit story.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Debbie, it took me so long
Speaker 2: to grow it out.
Speaker 1: Wait, so the rest of your hair was like kinky cray.
Speaker 3: I think I had a flat top at the time,
Speaker 3: and then I had my little du termed for three
Speaker 3: three or four days.
Speaker 2: Had what were you going through? I was trying to
Speaker 2: get the jernker. I wanted a jerky. Then why didn't
Speaker 2: you do the whole head?
Speaker 3: Was just I was just being I was practicing, you
Speaker 3: were If I had done the whole head, I would
Speaker 3: have had a conk and I would have been all straight.
Speaker 2: And they realized, I think that was conk? What was
Speaker 2: a conk? Dude? It's like I thought that was the type.
Speaker 3: Of remember Malcolm X. Yeah, when they straighten their hair,
Speaker 3: like I thought, James Brown, it is a perm but
Speaker 3: they called it a conk. See that's how old older expert.
Speaker 3: But if you read Malcolm XA, dude, you should know
Speaker 3: that book very well.
Speaker 2: Marie. I have the book. See there you go. But
Speaker 2: they do mention conk and that was a.
Speaker 1: Good that that was a good scene in the movie
Speaker 1: to where they get their perms and then the cops
Speaker 1: come in or whatever and then the.
Speaker 2: Water the water off in the toilet. Conk that I
Speaker 2: am Malcolm X. I am Malcolm X. So wait.
Speaker 1: I feel like that was a universe telling you, like
Speaker 1: you didn't know what to do with your hair anyway
Speaker 1: when I did that dump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still like you're probably like a cool twil a Cools.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have thought a perm in my hair that.
Speaker 2: Please, I can't sneak no perm. I remember one day
Speaker 2: I went to school.
Speaker 1: My mom hated when we left the house one way
Speaker 1: and came back another way, right, So one day my
Speaker 1: mom put me in a ramper and I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to wear dress. So I went to school.
Speaker 1: I was in kindergarten and I started to cut up
Speaker 1: the romper connecting piece of the shorts because I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to wear dress. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what this is dumb, So halfway up I
Speaker 1: just stopped cutting, and when I got home my mom
Speaker 1: noticed it right away.
Speaker 2: She was like, what happened to you? Jumpsuit?
Speaker 1: And then I think I went to school once and
Speaker 1: this white girl was painting her nail. She put an
Speaker 1: air policy to school, and I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: paying my nails a recess. So I came home with
Speaker 1: like red fingers and my mom and dad beat my ass.
Speaker 1: My dad was like, you look like a hoe.
Speaker 2: And I was like six, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: think it's pretty probably like all up and down my fingers.
Speaker 2: They made me take it off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My cousin tried to cut my hair when I was like,
Speaker 1: and when I tell you, she cut it terrible, like
Speaker 1: it was. It was supposed to be a bang, but
Speaker 1: it was just like you know that the doll in Rugrats, Cynthia, Cynthia.
Speaker 1: That's how she cut my fucking hair. So my aunt
Speaker 1: and my cousin her mother beat both of our asses.
Speaker 1: I said, why am I cant as? How old was
Speaker 1: she you were? She was? She was a lot older.
Speaker 1: She was so she was old enough to know she oh,
Speaker 1: she knew she was twenty eight.
Speaker 2: She had me looking like yell like her rug rats.
Speaker 2: It was so bad. She deserved that cut. She deserved.
Speaker 2: She cut with the little scissors, the fabric scissors that
Speaker 2: you like get on.
Speaker 1: Was that like when you're cutting it the scissors terms, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: this is it was so you know the way she
Speaker 1: cut it was all mess up, efty scissors. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: couldn't even fix it, like I just had to just
Speaker 1: pray and let it grow out. You can't get braids.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: They were like, you're gonna go to school like that?
Speaker 1: And it was pretcher day, Like next man, show us
Speaker 1: these photos, we'll pull.
Speaker 3: My cousin cut her bangs and her mother with My
Speaker 3: cousin has gray hair, and she was like she came
Speaker 3: home and she's like, what happened to your hair? She
Speaker 3: was like, I was walking with the scissors and I
Speaker 3: tripped and then accidentally cut my name.
Speaker 2: She lied horrible, horrible, horrible. I think.
Speaker 1: So I feel like that's just how you teach your kids,
Speaker 1: you know back then it was for now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't beat You're not about smacking a baby on the mess.
Speaker 2: Not even well like a little kid they touched.
Speaker 3: The fire them on the hand, but getting beat with
Speaker 3: the belt when they're twelve because the mom is angry
Speaker 3: because I mean, you messed up, but it's just.
Speaker 1: I don't My cousin got it. When she walked out,
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, she went through World War five.
Speaker 2: Like she looked crazy, like her hair was wrapped. It
Speaker 2: was like, whoa, what did you do? Did you brush
Speaker 2: her hair out? Like what happened in there? I don't
Speaker 2: cut her hair too. It was so bad, but hey,
Speaker 2: it happened, you had it was it was the time.
Speaker 2: That's what you did. So so you do you want kids?
Speaker 2: I do? I go back and forth with one in kids,
Speaker 2: that's funny, that's that's a good question. Back on you.
Speaker 2: I go back and forth.
Speaker 3: If I was to have, like my own biological child,
Speaker 3: I would want the mother to be there because.
Speaker 2: Like I would want it.
Speaker 3: Like in my fantasy if I was like married to
Speaker 3: a man and I had and I would want like
Speaker 3: we want, I'd want her to live in the same mansion.
Speaker 3: Will yeah, because I have a mother and like I
Speaker 3: would want my biological child to have a mother. Now,
Speaker 3: if I was married to a man and we wanted
Speaker 3: to adopt and there was a kid who didn't, then
Speaker 3: I would be open to just me and him raising him.
Speaker 3: But if it was gonna be my own baby, like
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine because I have coworker, him and his
Speaker 3: husband they have they have a surrogate and they have
Speaker 3: a daughter and they're about.
Speaker 2: To have a son. They're raising their and that's fine
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 3: So is the so who's who's Yeah, first daughter, it's
Speaker 3: the husband's and then it's his sperm and they have
Speaker 3: the sarrogant and then the son is going to be
Speaker 3: and the son is the other husband's firm and it's
Speaker 3: the same eggs.
Speaker 1: Are you afraid the siblings?
Speaker 2: No, it's not because I'm bald.
Speaker 3: It's because I just I don't want my kid to
Speaker 3: be like I want a mom and be like a
Speaker 3: mother's baby, like I don't have one because.
Speaker 2: Well the mother's that card would be addressed to both
Speaker 2: of you guys.
Speaker 3: No, that's Father's Day. That's also, Yeah, I mean to
Speaker 3: each his own. I'm just saying for me Father's Day.
Speaker 3: I would want I would want if the mom and
Speaker 3: would need we need to be in the same building.
Speaker 3: We need to be in the same house. Then you
Speaker 3: need to live right next door. See good to raise
Speaker 3: we need to raise this child together.
Speaker 2: That's your mama. I would want my kid to have.
Speaker 1: See the sitcom that you're trying to you're trying to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I need to get to write in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but The crazy thing is is that the surrogate
Speaker 1: gets the money and then it's like okay, dash, but yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not involved. If she stays in her life, then
Speaker 1: she's gonna have to use the money that you when
Speaker 1: saragate is not necessarily the egg that you're using, it's
Speaker 1: just the wound that you're using.
Speaker 2: That true, you still got to pay to rent, well,
Speaker 2: yeah you gotta rent.
Speaker 3: See, that's not my sister, Like I wouldn't even want
Speaker 3: to call her a Sigarett's like, okay, we're having a
Speaker 3: baby together.
Speaker 2: You Oh, so you want a friend. I want a
Speaker 2: baby's mama, Right, that's in your dreams. Definitely. No, I
Speaker 2: want to know what woman's gonna be done with that.
Speaker 1: There are women that might be Do you have female
Speaker 1: friends that would be done well?
Speaker 2: I have this friend who asked me to I was
Speaker 2: I was asked this year. This year. I have this
Speaker 2: girl I met at a bar years ago.
Speaker 1: She was like, she.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, you're beautiful, and I'm like, so are
Speaker 2: you will make beautiful babies?
Speaker 3: Which was my line? You said, all yeah. So she
Speaker 3: remembered this seven eight years later and she was like,
Speaker 3: do you remember me? We were at Instagram friends, and
Speaker 3: she was like, I'm she's a lesbian. She's like, I
Speaker 3: really want a baby.
Speaker 2: I want Oh, that might be a good situation, too well.
Speaker 3: I've heavily considered it. And she was like, you know,
Speaker 3: we could raise a child together and you know they
Speaker 3: you know, live with me, part time, live with you.
Speaker 3: And ultimately I said no, why because I'm a daniel man,
Speaker 3: like I want my child, like I want control. Because
Speaker 3: she has a partner so that her lesbian lover is
Speaker 3: also a co parent, I don't know her right and
Speaker 3: there would be times when she would be with them
Speaker 3: and I would I wouldn't know what my child was doing,
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't say goobye to my baby like that,
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't. I would want my child to be
Speaker 3: with me. Twenty four seven. I don't want I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess I kind of get that.
Speaker 2: But I would be two hands on.
Speaker 3: It would just be because she had a friend she
Speaker 3: asked before and he was like, I don't want kids.
Speaker 3: So he was like the opposite, Seah, I'm like too
Speaker 3: much like I would like, I wouldn't want to live
Speaker 3: with you. I would want especially because I love babies.
Speaker 3: I have siblings, want to want god daughter. I want
Speaker 3: to watch them grow up. I want to be a
Speaker 3: part of their I want to be what are they doing,
Speaker 3: what are they watching TV? I want to be all
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 1: I think that's a lot of work, having you the
Speaker 1: other dad and mom's and then the other mom, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the other That's too many damn people in the plas.
Speaker 2: So basically I'm just going to be a godfather. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so, which is fine.
Speaker 1: Well, the good thing about the kid is that they'll
Speaker 1: have a lot of people in their life, and you know,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of finances that's hidden everybody, a lot
Speaker 1: of birthday gifts. Yeah, so actually that my work out.
Speaker 3: I have not route out adoption either, because adoption is
Speaker 3: always a possibility.
Speaker 2: You know, you need I know, and I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm thirty nine, so TikTok TikTok TikTok's
Speaker 2: probably not.
Speaker 1: Clock a sticket. Yeah. But the good thing about you
Speaker 1: is that, like even though you know you want to
Speaker 1: be a parent, it's okay, you can be. Apparently it's
Speaker 1: not the same as a as a as a woman.
Speaker 1: I mean Janet was fifty Yeah, she also had like
Speaker 1: fifty hundred thousand, no million dollars.
Speaker 2: She was a basket egg, I mean, and the dude
Speaker 2: she was with is a billion billionaire, billionaire. Plus she
Speaker 2: got her money too. But now they're not together.
Speaker 1: And she got that five hundred thousand dollars, No, five
Speaker 1: hundred million.
Speaker 2: He gave her five million dollars. That was the deal.
Speaker 3: But apparently he's about Apparently he's a verbally abusive though,
Speaker 3: is why she left.
Speaker 1: Well, he's also like, I feel like that's like in
Speaker 1: the it's.
Speaker 2: In the culture, I'm say.
Speaker 3: But for five hundred million dollars, I'll let you abuse
Speaker 3: me verbally a little bit here, a little bit.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, I'll let you put your ear. Wow,
Speaker 1: you guys heard it first. Of balls on my ear,
Speaker 1: loselive mill hundred million dollars as of freaking lutely, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you heard it first, an unofficial expert. For five hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars, you can put your balls on Marie's vagas
Speaker 1: a much.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to pull up a dollar less though.
Speaker 1: Well, and Janet Jackson is worth one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars, so in all the time that she's been working,
Speaker 1: she's accumulated that much. But then she like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say quadrupleed, but what's the five? What's five sing dupled?
Speaker 2: Yeam whatever?
Speaker 1: Not quadrupled, but she whatever. She like she tripled her network.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't even have to go on tour. Like
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I was totally She's saying that she wants
Speaker 2: to go on tour, but she's on tour right now, ladies.
Speaker 2: She just started her tour again. Yeah with the baby. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she lost weight's it's actually.
Speaker 1: The first article that came up is Jenna Jackson breaks
Speaker 1: down in tears on stage as she resumes, I totally
Speaker 1: get it, girl, you're going through postpartum, Like, how you
Speaker 1: doing that?
Speaker 2: That's too much on her way? Is she skinny now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She lost all she lost most of her weight.
Speaker 3: She got about she got about like fifty twenty pounds
Speaker 3: to be like Janet Janet, but she looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Janet Demita, Joe Jackson, Terrek. Can we move to one
Speaker 1: something else? I have a question about the people who
Speaker 1: are attracted to you. Are they like people who have
Speaker 1: like bald fetishes or like I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: certain type of person who dates somebody who's bald I
Speaker 1: love bald heads and beards.
Speaker 3: Yeah people, Oh good, I'm rocking it for you people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they you generally do like it that I'm bald, Like
Speaker 3: they like it. They definitely. Because the people who don't
Speaker 3: like me, it's like like I don't do ball ahead
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 2: Well, what is your type? I like everything. I'm a
Speaker 2: rainbow fucking type. I like all races.
Speaker 3: I prefer black, I prefer us, but I'm open, Like
Speaker 3: my last two boyfriends are black. I but I'm open,
Speaker 3: but I don't because, like I was, like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to have to explain like lines from the color purple.
Speaker 2: And absolutely not. That's why I'm back to black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like black people. I don't want to be like,
Speaker 3: like who's Estra roll and like what's good Times? Like
Speaker 3: I want to I want what's kool Aid? Like I
Speaker 3: don't feel like is because you're too young. She's the
Speaker 3: mother of them the Jefferson Jefferson's.
Speaker 2: From I feel like I feel like you're available as fuck.
Speaker 3: You will take this pillar. The pillar is interested, you
Speaker 3: would take it. No, But I've gotten pickier because my
Speaker 3: last relationship and he was a great person. But I'm
Speaker 3: actually not like because it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: I'm happy. This is the first time in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm happy being single.
Speaker 1: Wow, Because you gotta say coins. You live on the
Speaker 1: Lower East Side. I do not have coins. I definitely
Speaker 1: do not have coins.
Speaker 3: But I'm just you know, I'm I wanted to you know,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm open to be It just needs to be
Speaker 3: right because when we get in a relationship, it's just
Speaker 3: a lot of work.
Speaker 2: You gotta deal with their opinions and all this.
Speaker 3: And I'm used to being single, and I realized that
Speaker 3: my last I'm really used to being single and being
Speaker 3: I'm kind of a loner, Like I'm social.
Speaker 1: So what types of men are tryed to you? Are
Speaker 1: they like people?
Speaker 2: Like? What do they look like? Isn't like young dudes?
Speaker 2: Is it old dudes? Who's attraction? Definitely?
Speaker 3: Since I hit thirty four, it's somewhat younger. But it's
Speaker 3: it's all variations. Like every I'm I've been doing pretty
Speaker 3: well the last the attentions that I've gotten, I've been
Speaker 3: doing I've got you know what it was. I quit
Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes like a while ago, and so when I
Speaker 3: went out, when I went out to.
Speaker 2: Smoke, I would go out to smoke and come back in.
Speaker 3: Like now, if I don't go out as much as
Speaker 3: I used to, but when I do, like now, I'm
Speaker 3: in the club more like I'm in the bar and
Speaker 3: more I'm at the dance floor more so I'm seeing
Speaker 3: more people.
Speaker 1: So you were saying you were missing all the dick
Speaker 1: because you were outside for years. I was you were
Speaker 1: getting dick because you were outside smoking.
Speaker 3: So I was not getting it because I was I
Speaker 3: was wasting time outside. But I feel like I feel
Speaker 3: like European guys like me the most. Like French guys
Speaker 3: like me I get. I've gotten a lot of good
Speaker 3: European guys.
Speaker 2: You're tall. How tall are you? I'm six to one.
Speaker 1: You see you're tall, You're slim, you had a good
Speaker 1: head shape, your face is more strive. Cigarettes is disgusting.
Speaker 1: But we have a friend, our friend Amber was on
Speaker 1: tour in Amsterdam and she went out to smoke a
Speaker 1: cigarette and this guy was walking by and asked the
Speaker 1: first cigarette.
Speaker 2: And now they're married. Look at that man as an
Speaker 2: artist and his art work sells for millions of dollars.
Speaker 2: Oht smoking again.
Speaker 1: Or spent outside in Europe? Don't stan outside? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like Europe is a play, especially in Paris that's
Speaker 1: like this smoking capital.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. You like to smoke inside? Do you
Speaker 2: have to go out?
Speaker 1: Do you smoke in the damn everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's it's freaking beautiful. I feel like, you know
Speaker 2: what this ball thing that you're doing? You are you?
Speaker 1: I mean you're thirty nine. Now you've been bald for
Speaker 1: almost twenty years. Yeah, and you've come to terms with it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So the super comfer I was, yeah, now
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 3: Like and on most of my twenties I didn't like
Speaker 3: people joking about it and like people ask me questions
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: It was annoying to me.
Speaker 3: But then once I got older and like I'm of
Speaker 3: an age where being bald isn't as uncommon, because it
Speaker 3: was very uncommon then because people were like, oh, I
Speaker 3: thought you did it as a choice, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, fuck, you likes a choice.
Speaker 3: I would have my hair cut everywhere, Like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: So now as a grown man and you know into it, like,
Speaker 3: it's fine, it's who I am. I've accepted it. I
Speaker 3: could joke about I can laugh about it.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about the winter time. You be cold,
Speaker 2: your ears because oh, yes, so I have to have
Speaker 2: a hat. I have to have. What kind of hats
Speaker 2: you have? Scullies? I have the scullies I have. I
Speaker 2: have a few hats. And I don't look good in hats,
Speaker 2: but wintertime I will freeze. And I don't believe that
Speaker 2: you don't look good in hats.
Speaker 3: Do you sleep in a hat? They need to be fitted.
Speaker 3: Hats like a baseball cap doesn't look good at me.
Speaker 3: I look like I look like I'm going through chemo.
Speaker 2: My friends, my friends, it was like, you gotta get
Speaker 2: some new friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually an ex friend because she got in
Speaker 3: my car she started smoking crack, And so what friends?
Speaker 1: Wait? What who just gets in your car and smokes crass? X?
Speaker 2: Friend of mine? No? How long were y'all friends? We came,
Speaker 2: we were like teenagers, We were a teenager, we met teenagers.
Speaker 3: We were good friends for a good five years. We
Speaker 3: were really close, and then we fell off and then
Speaker 3: we were like reconnected. I'm like, let's hang out, and
Speaker 3: we got she got in my car. She's like, don't
Speaker 3: mind me, I'm just going to smoke this.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what is that? And I nobody
Speaker 2: smokes crack? In a car, a smoke wherever they.
Speaker 1: Want, Tony, you mean likeead cod, Like they're not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. You smoke crack outside because it smells so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're cracked.
Speaker 2: Smoked it in my car? What car was it? And
Speaker 2: it was a Nissan a seven Nissan Centro. It is
Speaker 2: my first car. Well, I mean that's a car you
Speaker 2: should smoke. Well, it was only like twelve years old
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 1: The car was twelve years Oldough she was twelve years
Speaker 1: old a car, but still really more crack than that car.
Speaker 2: And let me just yo, that's no cracknes snack. Those
Speaker 2: aren't the drugs. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I remember I the one time that I ever cut
Speaker 1: my hair, Like I shaved the sides and I cut
Speaker 1: the top real low, and it was the middle of
Speaker 1: freaking winter, and I remember that my head was freezing
Speaker 1: because you can't go from hair to no hair, no,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's gonna be cold regardless.
Speaker 2: But in the middle of January I did it. It
Speaker 2: was I was real dumb about it.
Speaker 1: So what can you tell us people who are listening
Speaker 1: something about like being bald that you think most people
Speaker 1: don't know, Like what's the like, what's the what's something
Speaker 1: that you have to say about hair that you feel
Speaker 1: like people.
Speaker 3: People don't know being a bald person. We don't want
Speaker 3: to hear about your bad hair day.
Speaker 2: Because that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of people being like really upset
Speaker 3: and I love compliment your hair. Like I'm not jet
Speaker 3: like the jealous type. Like all my friends I look
Speaker 3: when they get a haircut. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you look so hands with your haircut, and like I'm encouraging.
Speaker 3: But when I had a friend and he was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm just having a really bad hair day,
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm bald headed, so I don't care.
Speaker 1: But you bald like now and you are accustomed to it,
Speaker 1: but you're you bald because you lost your hair.
Speaker 2: There's some people who are bald because.
Speaker 1: They want to, so they don't just talk about a
Speaker 1: bad hair day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't relate to people who are bald by choice.
Speaker 2: That's just stupid to me.
Speaker 1: It's a lifestyle choice.
Speaker 3: That's just why you have hair, Like why like I
Speaker 3: was born this way, unless it's for a film role
Speaker 3: and you're an actor, like there's no other reason.
Speaker 2: It's just stupid to me, just like you are are bald? Excellent?
Speaker 2: I am, I'm so happy to be here bald. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, people, Sorry, we go.
Speaker 1: I would like to know about, like any like lotions
Speaker 1: or different products that you use for your scalp, because
Speaker 1: it looks so good like.
Speaker 3: It doesn't thank you. No, coconut oils really helped, because
Speaker 3: I could. I use this this shaver it's called It's
Speaker 3: for it has a black man on the name of it.
Speaker 3: What is it's like for bald men. It's like bald
Speaker 3: patrol or something.
Speaker 2: Damn it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not that great of an expert on that one.
Speaker 3: And then I use like clinic I like clinique shaving
Speaker 3: creams olivera shaving creams or.
Speaker 1: Shave the hair that I have. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? How often do you have to do that? Well,
Speaker 3: now that it's funny, now that I grow on the beard,
Speaker 3: I don't, it's not. It doesn't look as bad if
Speaker 3: I let it a little grow, So every two to
Speaker 3: three days. It used to be every other.
Speaker 1: Day, every two to three everyday three days.
Speaker 2: Do you like naar your scalp? Ever?
Speaker 3: No, I do use nair, but I won't get into that.
Speaker 3: But sure, sure, we'll say, we'll say that, No.
Speaker 2: I don't use NA.
Speaker 3: I actually shave because it gets closer and I don't
Speaker 3: want the chemicals, so it's it works out.
Speaker 2: Do you have to massage your scalp a lot? Do
Speaker 2: you like when people I don't massage it, but what
Speaker 2: I do I don't. I don't mind people ubbing my hand.
Speaker 2: You got to ask.
Speaker 3: I don't like people touching me without asking everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like. But if they're like, can I touch you,
Speaker 3: I'm like sure. I like to put coconut when I
Speaker 3: wash my face at night. I like to condition my
Speaker 3: hair because it makes it easier to shave and you
Speaker 3: get less bombos and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I put the coconut oil on there and on
Speaker 2: the beard, and I'm like, that's great.
Speaker 1: Do you have any words of advice for our bald
Speaker 1: listeners out there?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, that's not that's not Do
Speaker 2: you have any words of advice for people who are
Speaker 2: going bald?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel your pain. I know you're sensitive. I do.
Speaker 2: But please, if you have a ponytail, if you're trying
Speaker 2: to grow it and.
Speaker 3: You're in denial, because I really want to go around
Speaker 3: the city and just tap people on the back and
Speaker 3: be like, it's kind of let go. You need to
Speaker 3: shave that because you look stupid, and it's just you're
Speaker 3: not fooling anybody.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about people who are balding and
Speaker 1: still have dreads exactly. She love she's bald.
Speaker 2: Can't see that the yeah feel it though, you can
Speaker 2: feel it. When he goes to wrap his head at night,
Speaker 2: he doesn't let you think he rasters on him.
Speaker 1: I feel he got arms. He just doesn't have eyes.
Speaker 1: I think he has an assistant. He knows somebody's telling
Speaker 1: him to pick out the horrible ass suits he wears.
Speaker 2: It's horrible. Please don't do that. Please just you and
Speaker 2: I get your pain.
Speaker 3: And I feel like for other people making fun of
Speaker 3: people recently, balding is very sensitive.
Speaker 2: Don't be mean of us, get upset.
Speaker 1: I remember when my dad was going bald, he had
Speaker 1: like a spot that was growing here. We left and
Speaker 1: we laughed, laugh. Marie is a terrible hate person. So
Speaker 1: that's what that's my god. My mom would laugh at
Speaker 1: him because my parents would make us pull out their
Speaker 1: gray hairs when we were little, because that's what that
Speaker 1: was like. Busy work, it was like just pulling my
Speaker 1: gray hairs, so we would pull you want us to
Speaker 1: pull your gray hairs out of daddy?
Speaker 2: Well, these people was older. How did he feel that
Speaker 2: he was alright? My dad was probably like in his
Speaker 2: late thirties.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he's he's Haitian, he's got a strong heart.
Speaker 2: Exactly. You guys, you Island niggas are very all. They
Speaker 2: really are, are very honest. I went to the line.
Speaker 2: It was they were just roasting each other. Left in
Speaker 2: this seems very uncomfortable. I was like, this is a lot.
Speaker 2: I feel like they were roasting me.
Speaker 1: They were like, okay, well before we go, let's tell
Speaker 1: people where they can find you.
Speaker 3: Yes, you could be my Facebook friend. Tark Daniels T
Speaker 3: A R I K. Last name Daniels d A and
Speaker 3: I E L S. I'll be your friend. I'm not
Speaker 3: even nearing my limit.
Speaker 2: Sidney hit her limit this week. See Sidney very popular.
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing I'm the older crowd trying to leave
Speaker 2: it at four thousand. I'm about to delete some money
Speaker 2: now so.
Speaker 1: I can have n.
Speaker 2: So and then. Tark Daniels on Twitter, Tark seventy eight
Speaker 2: on Instagram. The year you were born seventy eight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't have to take years old school. That's what
Speaker 2: old people do. They put their the name of their
Speaker 2: the number of their year they were born. Name. Just
Speaker 2: said b W nineteen something.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like you have a number somewhere on
Speaker 1: your on your snaps.
Speaker 2: Your email isn't city you all too. I'm gonna change
Speaker 2: my name. I'm gonna change my age eighty eight eighty
Speaker 2: eight done.
Speaker 1: Okay, So before we go, let's go around the room
Speaker 1: and just say what hairstyle we hate more than anything
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 2: I'll start.
Speaker 1: Any type of white person with a dreadlock pisses me
Speaker 1: off more than like racism.
Speaker 2: Just took mine.
Speaker 1: Freaking hate it. It's freaking awful. Did I take yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have my others though, Okay, what else do you hate?
Speaker 3: I really I don't like unnatural hair colors unless it's
Speaker 3: done really, really well. I don't really care for I've
Speaker 3: seen a red, I've seen a blue, I've seen pink
Speaker 3: that I do like.
Speaker 1: But it needs to be done like, very very well,
Speaker 1: like how Rihanna does hers exactly. It needs to be
Speaker 1: like it can't be You need to be wealthy and
Speaker 1: you should be able to upkeep.
Speaker 3: It, upkeep it. You have to upkeep it. I don't
Speaker 3: love I don't think everybody could be blonde. No, I
Speaker 3: don't think every black person looks good blonde. I don't
Speaker 3: think most white people looks like some peoples.
Speaker 2: Puff.
Speaker 1: Daddy's mother looks awful blinde horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: She looks good at the blind She needs to take
Speaker 2: those Sydney she she got. That's the perfect example. And
Speaker 2: I love Diddy. I'm sorry if he's listening, if you're listening,
Speaker 2: but tell your mama.
Speaker 1: No, no more about Janice. He said, no, it's a
Speaker 1: not Sidney was your least favorite hairstyle? Those Betty boot banks?
Speaker 1: What the fun?
Speaker 2: Figure out what you want to? Really? Sure do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, do you even want to bang? If it's
Speaker 1: almost all the way to your scalp? Why do you
Speaker 1: even have the bank at all? Like that one time,
Speaker 1: and she was awful on her too.
Speaker 2: I said, you're going through it is jay Z beating you?
Speaker 2: Why cheating? That's why you know what? Listen.
Speaker 1: If my man is cheing me, I'm not gonna cut
Speaker 1: my banks. I'm gonna cut his dick. What about bam, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's why you're with a woman. I'm glad you're That's
Speaker 1: why I can't be glad you're a lesbian right now?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. But and I love I just have
Speaker 2: to say that behind listen, this is subscribe.
Speaker 1: I disrespected Beyonce on the podcast, but nobody.
Speaker 2: Came from me. She's also a distant cousin, so we
Speaker 2: have blood relative. That's what your mom is in from
Speaker 2: Houston exactly. You're going through it in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1: Baby, my mama Alabama something something I don't know, I
Speaker 1: really know.
Speaker 2: And so thank you so much for being here, Thank
Speaker 2: you for having me. We had a great time.
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Speaker 1: Please And if you see a ball person on the train,
Speaker 1: just pet them, rub.
Speaker 2: Their scalps or lick their scalps like Kanye West did
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Speaker 2: Bye.