WEBVTT - "The Bald Expert" with Tarik Daniels

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie. Sidney,

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<v Speaker 1>you look amazing in this catsuit that you got on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I you know it's I got this in May and

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<v Speaker 1>now it's when is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know? Yeah, it's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was waiting, where did you get that from? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, well rainbow.

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<v Speaker 1>Like ron It's it's very like it looks like graffiti.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very Jenny from the block. Yeah. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>if you cut out in the back, it is let

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<v Speaker 1>me see, it's like a deep back. Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can almost see my ass crack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, that's so good body suit.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is just for the day, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not even for the night. I'm not even going

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<v Speaker 1>to show these hos what I'm working with. What you

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<v Speaker 1>were we can see everything. You don't have a bra

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<v Speaker 1>one no, and you probably don't have no panties on.

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<v Speaker 2>So really, what do you You.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like you're giving us like mystique vibes. Very no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fashion nova. I feel very fashion nova, like

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<v Speaker 1>like I should have a glass of Hennessy in my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>a glass wineless, just like a sniff sniffer snifter or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like I should touch my knees, touch

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<v Speaker 1>my elbows or something with this on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, going to like freaknake or something. Yeah, I should

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<v Speaker 2>or Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's too you're too covered for Miami. Really yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like yeah, Miami is like everything is like

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<v Speaker 1>Brazilian cut. Yeah, you should wear a thong. Everything like

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<v Speaker 1>the dress to be cut like a thong, right exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>should be in your butt lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you look great. You're in your best sleep shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you something.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this is not a sleep shirt for me

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<v Speaker 1>because I sleep. Let ass take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're giving the listeners some like you know, all the

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<v Speaker 1>vish some ear porn.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like ear porn. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want some iporn, go to my Instagram it's

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<v Speaker 1>reezy r e e e z y and just imagine

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<v Speaker 1>me but ass naked in the bed, or just slide

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<v Speaker 1>in my DM and I might show you a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of my kneecap. I'm just sending nudes in my knees,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm doing. I feel like I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>good knees, but they're like they're like dark scarred. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>some people are into that dark and scarred. Yeah, which people.

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<v Speaker 1>Some dudes they're like, oh, that means you good on

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<v Speaker 1>your knees. And then they meet me and they're like, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a cuel She black and terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>'tis I?

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<v Speaker 1>But I have like scars on my knee, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>people like, I guess you used to jump a lot

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid or whatever. And I got dragged by

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<v Speaker 1>a car.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wait what I want to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>the story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my. So my mom was leaving her job and

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<v Speaker 1>I was with her, and she starts to drive her

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota and I was like, I'm gonna see if I

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<v Speaker 1>could race your car. And my mom is going maybe

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<v Speaker 1>three miles an hour, and I was like running next

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<v Speaker 1>to the car, and she sped up a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and then I grabbed the passenger window and I fell

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<v Speaker 1>and the car reacked me for a little bit. But

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<v Speaker 1>my mom didn't know and she wasn't going that fast.

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<v Speaker 1>But in my mind I was like, if I if

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<v Speaker 1>I grabbed this window, I'm like, my body's going like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a cartoon chapter, Like I'm a float,

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<v Speaker 1>like a piece of paper because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was young, right, Does that make sense? You didn't let

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<v Speaker 2>it go.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't let it go until you know, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of feet, a couple of meters. Yo, So that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>why you your mom's favorite, because she's like, I almost

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<v Speaker 1>killed my brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Is my mother's favorite? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn mom, she's her favorite. We call him precious.

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<v Speaker 1>At my house, we'd be like, Precious, Well, I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>that you're alive. And you know those scars mean something, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it means I'm dumb. Our scars like I got the

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<v Speaker 1>ones on my knuckles. I got my elbow, I was

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<v Speaker 1>bleeding all over the place, and I had just gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a chain letter that day that my dad wouldn't let

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<v Speaker 1>me resent. So I was like, that's why I got

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<v Speaker 1>these guards. Send that chain letter.

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<v Speaker 2>Chain letters. No, I don't even know what the hell

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<v Speaker 2>that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going through Listen, I got a chain letter, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they say you have to send this to

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<v Speaker 1>X amount of people or something bad's gonna happen to you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was going through the phone book because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm not gonna send this to people I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna find random niggas in the phone book

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<v Speaker 1>and send it to them. And my dad was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving you money for stamps or envelopes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking you to the post office to drop

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<v Speaker 1>this off.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, but something bad's gonna happen. And

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<v Speaker 1>then something bad happened, So send those chain letters kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a TVT right there, because the kids don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's like it's all on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, if you see this post, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>posting tag eight people dumb. So I don't do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know whatever, Thank you so much for admiring

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<v Speaker 1>my house clothes, Sydney. Yes, let's get into these expertise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you an expert in this week dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>blind men?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at a comedy show and uh it was

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<v Speaker 1>these two people, like two older people. They were heckling

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<v Speaker 1>everybody and it was on the Upper East Side, so like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they got some rent stabilized condo that they're

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<v Speaker 1>working on or whatever, and they were just like talking

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody during their.

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<v Speaker 2>Set, like keep going hold the mic a different way.

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<v Speaker 1>What, Yeah, like giving people like constructive, constructive criticism, but

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<v Speaker 1>the dude was blind, and so I'm like, man, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody gonna roast you because you blind and you got

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<v Speaker 1>the retractable cane. So they're like, oh, he's having a

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<v Speaker 1>bad time, So this is why he's heckling. The retractable

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<v Speaker 1>retractable cane is like the fancy cane. Nah, dude, Like

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<v Speaker 1>what if somebody try to rob you? What you're gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just gonna fall apart. It's not gonna really work.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt it's like a button. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Daredevil was a superhero that was blind. He looked like

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<v Speaker 1>the he looked like he had the cane that he

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<v Speaker 1>ordered online or something like somebody ordered it online for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Like see, I mean it's not like he can go online,

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<v Speaker 1>seeing on TV whatever, so he has heard on TV

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<v Speaker 1>he looked like one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of those canes. So he's heckling.

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<v Speaker 1>And then finally the comic before me is like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys want us to talk to you, So what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? What's you guys deal? You guys? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>guys together?

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<v Speaker 1>And before the woman could even speak, the blind man

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<v Speaker 1>is like shaking his head like no, Like he's like

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<v Speaker 1>offended that we would even ask that he's with this woman,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, you blind, nobody wants your blind dick,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're trying to be single in this in this

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show.

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<v Speaker 2>Rails okay exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the crazy thing that I was annoyed at

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<v Speaker 1>is that it was after a PM on a Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if y'all not fucking what y'all she helping you

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<v Speaker 1>across the street for nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Holding no man's hand after a PM just because we friends.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she's his seeing eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Know their friends. They were like, we've known each other

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty years. And I'm like, and you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck her yet? And she's that he's been blind

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<v Speaker 1>the whole the whole fucking Yes. I'm like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>he's got blind man confident, like you can't even see

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<v Speaker 1>your dick, and you are like, no, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be with her.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Stevie Wonder has been blind forever and he has like

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder Steve, Stevie Wonder just had one of thea this

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<v Speaker 1>was an old Jewish man with no skills. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>Stevie One, don't mean he's not rich though, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>he was well. When I was talking about like broke

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<v Speaker 1>dudes with sketches, he's like, that's my favorite shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like you should have been because you can't see how.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible they are. He's like, that's my favorite you. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't deal.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say because you can't see how terrible

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<v Speaker 1>they are.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to go in on him, so then

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<v Speaker 1>I do my set he and it was like they

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<v Speaker 1>were laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then they're leaving and I try to

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<v Speaker 1>give him a hug and he's hesitant, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't see me, but you know I'm black as

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<v Speaker 1>fucking you racist, like how are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be blind and race? I will mush you in

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<v Speaker 2>the face, like, don't do this. Wait he matrixed away.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like nah, he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He did, and then finally he was like and then

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me a hook back and give you a

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<v Speaker 1>side hug.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so shady.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he whispers in my ear He's like, you're funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you need any blind jokes, I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, nigga, I got all the blind jokes. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just trying to be you know, respectful because you're old.

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<v Speaker 2>But then comedy show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, first of all, they were leaving before my set,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, so you don't know this, but I'm black,

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<v Speaker 1>so you gotta stay. And and the woman was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't bring race into this. But I was like, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>sitting down though, right, I had to use it, so

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<v Speaker 1>y'all sit the fuck down. She said, don't bring race

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<v Speaker 1>into it. That's all I got. Yes, literally, all I

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<v Speaker 1>have is my black kid in my black knees. He

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<v Speaker 1>was so I was so angry that he was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you would ask that word together.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, she's got these.

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<v Speaker 1>Shorts on the body language looked like she maybe she's

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<v Speaker 1>into you. I don't know, but but he couldn't see

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<v Speaker 1>the sun. She's like leaning in, but he can't sense that.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. She had like the you know.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a miss in one of your senses. You

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<v Speaker 1>should be thankful that anybody is sitting next to you.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're missing a sense, aren't the other senses heightened?

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<v Speaker 2>He don't smell that.

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<v Speaker 1>She put on a little ul behind her ears. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>she put a little Postrami on her neck. That's because

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking about how he loves PERSHAMI because we

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<v Speaker 1>were in a hero place. I'm like discussed it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was too much, but this blind man we were

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<v Speaker 1>we were going back and forth and it was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just like, the next time I encounter

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<v Speaker 1>a blind dude, I'm not gonna be as nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let him have it and he's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who like is down on his lip. Wait did

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<v Speaker 2>the homeless dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we're all everyone who's listening is wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>did he did he wrap his hands around your wrists

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<v Speaker 1>like Ray Charles.

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<v Speaker 2>And he knows he's your friend?

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<v Speaker 1>He did it, But I was wondering. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do blind man have sex? Like does he move

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<v Speaker 1>his dick like it's the it's a stick, Like he's

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to touch things with They're probably really good

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<v Speaker 1>at it, Like they probably like they can like hear

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<v Speaker 1>when your breath changes, and they can like sense when

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<v Speaker 1>you're into it, and they can like you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like they got like radar dicks yonar dick, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what kind of glasses he had on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when you have an eye appointment or like

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of eye surgery, like those those just got.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the eye doctor glasses on like the horse green.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it's like, dude, get you some real pair

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<v Speaker 1>of homeless man shades.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the ones that they just give give you

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<v Speaker 2>just so you can leave the office.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he had like really bad eyes, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you're blind, your eyes are just like wow, fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>That blind dude. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>He was being real confident and cocky and he was heckling,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I actually went to college with a dude

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<v Speaker 1>that was blind and he would text me and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, how are you texting?

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<v Speaker 2>He did that.

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<v Speaker 1>He would talk to his phone and they would text me.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he invited me to the movies, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like why would we go to the movies? And

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<v Speaker 1>he was like can here exactly? But I was weird

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I was like, why would why would I?

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<v Speaker 2>You would tap and be like you see that off? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind, never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I leaning to be like, yo, Jada looks great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and you was like he was like oh look, oh

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<v Speaker 2>actually no, don't did you say it? Yeah? It would

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<v Speaker 2>be terribly How are the movies with you? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened to him. He's probably rich now,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe it's the due that you met the other day. AnyWho,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you an expert in this? Oh? I was

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<v Speaker 1>an expert at living my best black life. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you about this real quick, right quick. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have a manager now, thank you so much. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she is somebody who's supposed to be helping

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<v Speaker 1>me get work and I don't know if she's doing

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<v Speaker 1>that yet, but she shadow manager. She loves you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks so much. Hey ct So she but she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get ten percent of any money that I make, even

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<v Speaker 1>if it's something that she doesn't get me ten percent

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<v Speaker 1>of anything.

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<v Speaker 2>That I make.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, well, I feel like I need to

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<v Speaker 1>see you more. Like I feel like you need to

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<v Speaker 1>earn this ten percent. Like I feel like we need

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<v Speaker 1>to speak every day, Like you need to just check in,

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<v Speaker 1>just having a good day, good morning, beautiful, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>She should text you late at night. You up, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she only texts me at night. So I

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<v Speaker 1>be like, SI, they got you in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>At midnight with Dylan. You got another job. So she

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<v Speaker 2>she took me to lunch on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to this place called Burger and Lobster and

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<v Speaker 1>they only serve burgers and lobster. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>They got a thing else on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get there and I was like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see what she orders and then I'm just gonna match.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm like, I'm just gonna get what she gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, because they say that like when you go on dates,

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<v Speaker 1>men don't like when women order like the filet when

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<v Speaker 1>they get a salad, right, And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me try to but what man is eating the

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<v Speaker 1>south Fuck you dude? Fruit?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you on a diet on a date? Fuck you diet? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get I get there and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to look nice because i want her to see that,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm marketable, Like I want her to see me

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, I should send Marie out for

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<v Speaker 1>more rolls like this because she looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I had on like a swede crop top, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a skirt on.

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<v Speaker 2>I get there.

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<v Speaker 1>She got on a like an Iron Maiden T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and some like jagging capris.

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<v Speaker 2>No like she was like wait, like she was working out.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked real cash like super like you saw you

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<v Speaker 1>called these sleep clothes. Looked like she had on her

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<v Speaker 1>sleep cloth, her house clothes. She legit dude, like she

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<v Speaker 1>was going to go. She lived male. She looked like

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<v Speaker 1>she was getting ready to paint her apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>It was laundry day. It was. It was laundry day

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<v Speaker 2>for her on a Tuesday. I was like, what, but.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna use the This is a business meeting, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like whatever, So we get we we're

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<v Speaker 1>there and she's like She's like I always get real

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<v Speaker 1>messy when I eat lobster.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, is that why she got.

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<v Speaker 1>But since you got to put on a blazer or something,

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<v Speaker 1>you manager, like, you can't just.

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<v Speaker 2>La, you gotta put on a I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're my manager, I want to know that you

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<v Speaker 1>look the part, unless you are that confident in your

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<v Speaker 1>work that you could just show up in some Lululemon

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<v Speaker 1>dude one piece cat suit or whatever. I feel I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see her shoes, but I feel like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a like on par with a with a crock

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind, listen, she's gonna get you all the work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how confident she is. It's like, bitch, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look like I rolled out of bed to this lobster meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was like, I'm getting the original. So I

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<v Speaker 1>scrolled down to the menu and I see it's one

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<v Speaker 1>point five pound lobster. Wow, you get fries, and you

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<v Speaker 1>got a house salad, you get like garlic butter with it,

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<v Speaker 1>you get in a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I said, well, are you gonna get that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also gonna get that because it was the most

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<v Speaker 1>expensive thing on the menu and you getting it, And

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm giving you ten per cent, then technically i'm

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<v Speaker 1>paying as well. Yeah, technically I'm paying for this lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't paid her yet because I haven't booked anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's neither here, rut nor there.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. So they give us the little bibs,

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<v Speaker 2>and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, oh my god, because you always see people

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<v Speaker 1>wearing like the lobster bibs, but I had never. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I put my little bit on on top of

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<v Speaker 1>my Swede shirt and I feel real dumb because she

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<v Speaker 1>was She's dressed for the part, and she asked for

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<v Speaker 1>two fries. She was like instead of the salad and

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<v Speaker 1>I get another.

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<v Speaker 2>Order of fries. Yo, your manager is loose. I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's probably like one of those chicks that go to

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<v Speaker 1>sports bars and like hang out and know what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on on the screen and eat and like everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>her name. She sounds real, down to earth. She made

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<v Speaker 1>it sound like she's an alcoholic. Everybody knows her now,

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<v Speaker 1>no cheers, no, just like they know her because she

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<v Speaker 1>comes through and they're like, she she's the cool girl

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<v Speaker 1>that's for two orders of fries instead of a salad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, You're gonna die tonight. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well let me see. They were what are

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<v Speaker 1>you drinking?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, let me see where she drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>And she got a coke and I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>go die legit after this is over. And so she uh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's she didn't get out of cocktail.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, I guess I gotta drink regular

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<v Speaker 2>people juice.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's too if she had gotten a

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<v Speaker 1>glass of something, I would have got a cocktail too.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm trying to match what she at. Girl. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it was one thirty in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, this is not some phonathon. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>match shit. You get whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I just got a freaking cock chair. What's wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with you?

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<v Speaker 1>You should have got a little rose and yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>what does.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what pairs well with?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's anything free, anything that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>paying will pay, will pay her well with a lobster.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got a lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's so regular elemonade and lobster. That

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<v Speaker 1>lobster comes in, it's huge, right, And then they said

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<v Speaker 1>you have to like crack the shell with this like

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<v Speaker 1>nutcracker thing. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>her do it. I'm dipping my thing in the garlic

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<v Speaker 1>butter with like my fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very so common.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't use the fucking little fork thing. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a know there was like a little scoop piece scoop

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<v Speaker 1>the meat out. I used it, but it was like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like an I know, you put it down halfway

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<v Speaker 1>through you a fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>You just go get in there sucking on claws and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And then apparently I didn't because I saw one people

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<v Speaker 1>about it later. Apparently I didn't eat the lobster properly

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't suck any of the meat out of

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<v Speaker 1>the like I didn't like suck any of the meat out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't suck, so anyway, speaking of not sucking, Guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Does not suck at all. As a person, he's so great.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a really good friend of ours. He's an actual doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a storyteller. He performs all over we He actually

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<v Speaker 1>comes to the warm up, supports us down. If you've

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<v Speaker 1>never been to the warm up, it's too late for

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<v Speaker 1>you because we're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby. It's Sylvan now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what song you're trying to say,

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<v Speaker 1>one twelve it's it didn't sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the one this mosing your bucket.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when you used to things away. Okay, Marie,

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<v Speaker 1>bring in our guests please, I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>his name wrong. Derek Tark Tarik. Yes, okay, let's wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it one more time. Give it up for

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<v Speaker 1>our next guest, the bald expert.

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<v Speaker 2>TERRK Tarik Tarik. Oh my god, let me do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it up for our our guest today. He's an actor,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a comedian, he's a storyteller.

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<v Speaker 2>He's our old expert. Taric D. Daniels. Hello, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Marie, and saying Taric.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's talk a little bit about why we can't

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<v Speaker 1>say your name because it.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, it is and it is the same name, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So there's many It's an Arabic name, so there's many

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<v Speaker 3>pronunciations for it. So most people do say Tariq, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a lot is like it's kind of like the

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<v Speaker 3>hood pronunciation. I say because because when I meet someone

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<v Speaker 3>who's Arabic, they say it's Taric, like it's and then

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<v Speaker 3>I've had this and everybody in Arabic. I met this

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<v Speaker 3>woman like she's like, that's how you say it. But

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<v Speaker 3>the American pronunciation is either taric, which is how I'm

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<v Speaker 3>familiar with saying it, like tar baby and Rick put together,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not see and then I know tar baby is

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<v Speaker 3>a racial slur.

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<v Speaker 2>But since my name is tark.

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<v Speaker 3>People have called me tar baby and just being saying

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<v Speaker 3>my name is so it never bothered me and I

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<v Speaker 3>never looked at it them being racist.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'm I'm not calling you. You can whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want is a nickname of mine. I'm gonna call you tah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call you tah Trek.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had lobster whole lobster on a shell?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have.

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<v Speaker 1>When shoes like that, I know you do because it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a sports it's a sports shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's like a sneaker shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a it's a sports sneaker business shoe

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<v Speaker 1>because it looks like you can go from like the

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<v Speaker 1>business to like playing golf.

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<v Speaker 2>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>And also let's go let's give you like full body

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<v Speaker 1>camp so your your calves are quite shiny. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>wear cocona oil in the summertime because it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a like a suntan lotion.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>You also have a gym membership because I can see

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<v Speaker 1>your caves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you had to New York Health and Racket Club

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<v Speaker 3>Racket Club. Yes, well, I work for the company I

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<v Speaker 3>work before I get a little idea to discount.

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<v Speaker 1>OK, do you have a family plan? Can you get

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<v Speaker 1>like a guest or something?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know we've ra to get I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if I can get a guess. We don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>get married for you to get the.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you get your questions asking for a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Racket Club Wow, God, you probably the richest person that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so not and we've had a rich expert. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then that person's richer than me. Definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>I have rich friends and I have a good I

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<v Speaker 3>have a connect, rich gym membership.

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<v Speaker 2>You're rich adjacent. I'm rich Ad Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>You're rich Ad Jason. So you know everybody? So do

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<v Speaker 1>you meet like rich? Have you met anybody at the

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<v Speaker 1>gym that you like hooked up with?

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<v Speaker 2>Or you win?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I look so raggedy at the gym and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so out of shame and everybody else because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>have like, I don't have cute gym clothes. I wear

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<v Speaker 3>like cheap little shorts and my T shirt and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just I'm concentrated. And all those people are they have

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<v Speaker 3>money and they don't even look my way.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>The only person that talks to me is a black

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<v Speaker 3>lesbian who's known me in the neighborhood. And for you,

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<v Speaker 3>she's super sweet. I forget her name, but she's only

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<v Speaker 3>she's super sweet, But you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not because you name hey Cheryll girl. But but no,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you think now. But when they in the

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<v Speaker 1>locker room, they're like that, oh that black.

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<v Speaker 3>That black, God, that that black, that black when they

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<v Speaker 3>need to holler there listening, come up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm single.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister's gym. She'd be telling me who goes there?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, Anderson Cooper goes there, the wrap goes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, why don't I come to the gym

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<v Speaker 2>with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because she goes to the gym at five o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's true. Leather Jones works out there. I love

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<v Speaker 2>Leslie Jones. That's that's too early. It's five o'clock in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. That means I gotta get up at four.

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<v Speaker 1>You also have your chest out, You got your you

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<v Speaker 1>got your chest hairs out.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a little unbutton. Yeah, well it's hot, it's

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be fall.

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<v Speaker 3>I really wanted to rock a sweater in my fall boots,

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<v Speaker 3>these new boots I got, but I would have been melted.

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<v Speaker 1>What the boots look like? Are they like like like

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<v Speaker 1>shin high like a low boot.

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<v Speaker 2>Cue. They're like, yeah, I'm excited for fall fashion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like the fashion. I like a little jacket. But

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<v Speaker 2>you're in between right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the in between, like you're ending summer getting

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<v Speaker 1>into fall.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your your chest.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we thought summer was over and then

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<v Speaker 1>it was like eighty some degrees for like, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Did it back into my summer closed drawer and pull

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<v Speaker 3>out these shorts today.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a little short on. It's little. It's tight too.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good. Yeah, world up. I don't want you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I feel a little dorky and shorts. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too hot. So you have on a button up

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<v Speaker 1>shirt that looked like is J Crew and you have

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<v Speaker 1>on a dress sneaker shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>So the shorts like pair.

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<v Speaker 1>Well with what you got and they think care will

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<v Speaker 1>with your bald desk head.

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<v Speaker 2>My head is beautiful. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have bumps and lumps. No, it's a good shade.

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<v Speaker 2>It's thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good. And turn around and look at the

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<v Speaker 1>face the wall so I can see what the back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's so good. You don't look like alien or

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<v Speaker 1>predator at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Beard sohm, I was told I looked like et one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would tell you slapped it out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>The coworkers were saying.

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<v Speaker 3>The coworker mind told me the bus boys and the

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<v Speaker 3>little Mexican bus boys are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, he looks like et. He looks like t. Mexicans

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<v Speaker 2>got you, they got me. And I'm was like, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why would you tell me that I was younger? This

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 2>is years ago? I was so offended. She's like, what

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted me not to tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yes, do me one favorite phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my celebrity doppelganger is et Tari No.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, who do you look like? You look

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<v Speaker 1>like a mix of mister clean Hey and like Skinny Common. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take that Skinny Common. That was a reach. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, Paul.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've gotten when I was thinner, I got RuPaul

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<v Speaker 3>all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see him say and Skinny Common.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll take it. I love both of them. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I feel like, and I like, I love Rue.

0:23:44.000 --> 0:23:45.240
<v Speaker 2>I love I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love how RuPaul will like be super drag and then

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<v Speaker 1>like any anytime he has an appearance, it'll just be in.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a suit. Yeah, because you have to pay him.

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:54.600
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I gotta get paid if I'm coming in.

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<v Speaker 3>Drag, which makes sense. Be spoke suit like, why aren't

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<v Speaker 3>you in drag? You're here and you're like, because you

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<v Speaker 3>did pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, can I about like a little like a reading glasses,

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<v Speaker 1>like reading glass on. When he comes in a blazer,

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.200
<v Speaker 1>that means I'm just here to just as a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing your favor.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm here plugging my products.

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<v Speaker 2>And I waited on him and he was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when I told him, I was like, thank

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 3>you for what you've done. I'm a big fan.

0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:18.399
<v Speaker 2>And he was leaving. He was like, he's like thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's like, you want to take a picture, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like yes, because I can't ask I get fired.

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:23.840
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like I was like, if you ask me,

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<v Speaker 2>then I could take it. He was like, I know, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I never asked freaking love. Never asked, and I've never

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<v Speaker 1>taken it. I've taken pictures with celebrities like when I'm

0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 1>not at work, but at work, never, no, no, never,

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I can totally lose my job.

0:24:37.400 --> 0:24:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Even if they're like, yeah, let's take a picture,

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<v Speaker 2>I can live.

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<v Speaker 3>If they suggested, I'm like, we have to give the

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<v Speaker 3>guests what they want, so let's take a picture. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I did with and he suggested it and

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<v Speaker 3>I took it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only one no one time somebody wanted to take

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:52.439
<v Speaker 1>a picture with Pharrell and I wanted to so badly,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was kind of in the picture, just dropping

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<v Speaker 1>the drink off, and I was like, well, I was

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<v Speaker 1>in it. That was my hand, Hey, that was me, Taric.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you from Oakland, California. I used to living

0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>in Oakland. I grew up there, Sydney. We talk about

0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:16.399
<v Speaker 1>this every I know, Yes, another rains in southern car.

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I know, I remember thinking that too, but that was

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:18.200
<v Speaker 3>their song and I was like, y'all from Oakland, Like

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 3>why are they.

0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Talking about also in southern California and it would rain

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd been like, he a damn life. It's a

0:25:24.600 --> 0:25:32.159
<v Speaker 1>damn lie, lie God at Oakland.

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<v Speaker 2>Are some of that? Grandma?

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so you're from Oakland. Uh, talk to us

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:41.920
<v Speaker 1>about like your your background, Like who is your mom?

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Is she is she Arabic? No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>My mother and father are both My mother's from Houston, Texas,

0:25:48.440 --> 0:25:50.560
<v Speaker 3>and then my father's from Chicago. They both moved to

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<v Speaker 3>California when they were young and they were high school sweethearts,

0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:57.240
<v Speaker 3>got together, you know, they broke up a little bit.

0:25:57.280 --> 0:25:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Then when he was in college, I got back together,

0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 3>and they were together, they got married. He was smoking

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<v Speaker 3>a joint and reading an Arabic baby name book and

0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 3>she saw my name and she liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like people, don't people be thinking too much

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<v Speaker 1>about baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Names, right they do?

0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:13.439
<v Speaker 1>Like my god sister was having a baby and she

0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 1>and her husband Jimmy. Her name is Patricia, his name

0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 1>is Jimmy. They were going back and forth on names.

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<v Speaker 1>They named the baby to hide spelled p t a

0:26:24.280 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 1>h I no. So it's spelled putai no, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced to hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you're making it difficult for them? I tell people,

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<v Speaker 3>get something that people can pronounce.

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:34.840
<v Speaker 2>That's why I okay, Taric, you got a lot of nerves.

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 2>That's why I hate my name. I don't like my name.

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, why didn't you just give me a name

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<v Speaker 3>that people can easily pronounce?

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<v Speaker 2>Ill you Ta? You can call me ty, like I said,

0:26:43.000 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 2>you can call me anything long as you call me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I definitely think that names it's a big deal,

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<v Speaker 1>but not that big of a deal. Like it's a

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 1>big deal because that's what people call you, like for

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 1>a long time, Like so I would talk to my

0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>mom about names because I don't like as a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like the name Marie, right because Marie to

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 1>me is like a simple ass middle name.

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:27:05.640 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 1>So I never liked my name, and my mom was like, well,

0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I have other names picked out for all of my kids.

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>My brother was gonna be Nicholas.

0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm so he's Anola.

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 1>My mother is definitely a nick Nicks or Dicks. Like

0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Nicks are like those who like, you know, like bang

0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:24.239
<v Speaker 1>white women and play basketball, you know what I mean?

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Like that. My brother is that, except he doesn't rhymes

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Nick's dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Nick.

0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I think of a white man, though I don't know

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:33.640
<v Speaker 1>that many black Nicks.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know Nicholas, any black man I know. If

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 3>they don't do Nick, it's Nicholas.

0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>No, Who's Who's the dude who killed Bobby Pristina?

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't his name? Got shut up? Marie? Oh Nick?

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:47.919
<v Speaker 1>And I knew when Nick Carter growing up, it was

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:49.440
<v Speaker 1>a black dude. And then there's Nick Carter from the

0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Patory Boys, and he was white. And that's the only

0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Nick that I know, the white ones, you know, more

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 1>nixed dude. And then my mom said that my name

0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:58.639
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be Tasiana. And I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>be Toss. I'm so glad glad that you're not. You

0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 1>can't see me as I'm so glad you're no I

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>can see.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're Marika. I know you as I like. But

0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:10.479
<v Speaker 2>it's easy for your name to me Marie. People meet

0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:12.200
<v Speaker 2>you like, Hi, I'm Marie. They know your name. They're

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 2>not like but you know, they fucking up. They call

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 2>her Maria all the time. People are married. Well, people

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 2>are just assholes and they're just stupid, so everybody can't

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 2>read you're stupid.

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And then my mom had another name picked up for

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>my sister, but my dad was like Lutney because he

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:28.560
<v Speaker 1>knew some girl in his neighborhood named Lutney. Oh Ludey

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 1>was like my dad's first love. And that's my sister's

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>name now.

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 2>So we'll see.

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Because my mother wanted to name me Donovan, and it

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 3>would have been Donovan Daniels, which I love.

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Because that's how is out the door. I'm too old

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 2>to change it now, but I will not.

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 3>And the reason why I'm not a Donovan because they

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 3>knew a Donovan and he wanted to get with my

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 3>mother and my dad didn't like him, and he was like, nah.

0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>You're an artist.

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but Donovan Daniels sounds like a socks designer.

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Donovan Daniels. I'll take it like he makes ties. I

0:28:58.200 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 2>love it.

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Donovan Daniels sound like it'd be like a wine or

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 1>something like that.

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 2>See, I could be give me like in nineteen forty two.

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Well I could make it Daniels, multiple things. I can

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 2>have wine. I could be your stage name should be Donnavan.

0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Donavan Daniels.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not that famous yet, so I couldn't honestly

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 3>feel like you could do famous at all or successful.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 3>So it's not too You're on your way. Mama was,

0:29:19.880 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 3>so maybe now is the time you don't go with Donovan. Okay,

0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 3>so good so named me.

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>So your mom liked the name Donovan because some dude

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:28.920
<v Speaker 1>named Donovan.

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I just like the name.

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 3>And her name is Deborah, so she was like, I

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 3>wanted is Deborah Daniels. So she was like, oh, d

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.600
<v Speaker 3>give him a d name and Donnavan. And my dad

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 3>was like Noah, that ha, he was Hayden and they

0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 3>got a divorce anyway, So it was like it wasn't

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 3>like he probably don't give it about Donovan name.

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Exactly what's her name? Tony?

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 3>Anthony? Well, and Anthony is my middle name, so ha,

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 3>his his real name is Anthony.

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 2>But he name isn't your name. But your mom couldn't pick.

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 2>She couldn't pick the dude that was Tony. Boooo, He's right.

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 3>He might Listen, Tony, you think, Yeah, he's very supportive.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:02.440
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't like when I get vulgar, but he's very supportive.

0:30:03.200 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Tony. How are you doing, Tony?

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 1>We try not to curse nigga, So talk to us

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 1>about your hair because you're bald now and it's a

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 1>good it's.

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 3>A good look for you. For you, I've come full

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 3>circle with this now. But listen, I started to lose

0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 3>my hair at twenty and it was very upsetting. Twenty

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 3>I was very young and I was just shocked because

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 3>I was hereditary or yeah it is, and they always

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 3>say that's how I'm this is an expert thing I'm

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 3>about to drop on y'all. They always say it's on

0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 3>your mother's side, and that's a lie because it's like

0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 3>everything that is hereditary, it can come from either or

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 3>every man. On my father's side and some of the

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 3>women are bald. Tony's the Daniels side. Every nigga in

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 3>that family, we're all bald. I don't know if someone

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 3>did some voodoo woman wrong back in the day and

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 3>she was like, all your nigga's gonna be bald and she.

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Put a curse on.

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Wait, but the men on your mother's side are not hair.

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>My grandfather has hair, my uncle, your grandfather. How old

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>is your grandfather?

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, god, eighty six. He should be bald. He should

0:30:59.640 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>be bald.

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 3>There was a little thing but he had. He didn't

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 3>lose his hair. He didn't start until he was like waiting,

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 3>it's a little bit. But yeah, I was twenty so

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, and I used to get my hair

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:10.479
<v Speaker 3>cut every week and it was super cute. And then

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 3>I noticed my fade was fading away, and I was devastated,

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Like I put that first, I started to using mascaret

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 3>a darkness.

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Spot I did. No, you didn't. I don't even remember whatever.

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 2>It was cheap.

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it was mabeling. What's the one with the with

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 3>the green the green top and the pink bottoms that mabel.

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 2>One of them?

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 3>It's not went wild, right, It wasn't. It wasn't when Yeah,

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 3>So I did that and then I started. I tried

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 3>to pray. I was really upset.

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 2>You prayed the ball away. I prayed.

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 3>I tried rogaine. And see the thing with rogaine, it

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 3>does work, and how do I know? But it takes

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 3>three months and I was impatient. I was like freaking out.

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 2>You had but I was so stupid.

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 3>And then at that time it was hardly and it

0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 3>was like a little spot here in front and then

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 3>a little bit in the back.

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, how does rogane work. It's like a cream or

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 2>like a shampoo.

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 3>They well, they now, I mean this is a while ago.

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 3>Then it was just like a foam, and it was

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 3>like it was a spray. Now they have a foam.

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.959
<v Speaker 3>I believe they have a jail, like they have creams.

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 3>They have all kinds. And it does it work. It

0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 3>keeps the hair you have, and it doesn't so it

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 3>doesn't go away. It does keep the hair you have

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:16.719
<v Speaker 3>because it doesn't regrowth. It They said it doesn't real.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Some people were saying they had a little bit of regrowth.

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 3>But I had my friend's uncle, he was like, he

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 3>kept his hair. He used rogain.

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 2>I just couldn't. I kept doing all kinds of things.

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Should have had some bio ten in your life.

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I well, I didn't know, See, I didn't know.

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 3>And then and then I found this ancient Chinese remedy

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 3>that was supposed to help me and ordered online.

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it came. It cost sixty dollars.

0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:40.240
<v Speaker 3>It came in the mail in this pretty pink bottle

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 3>and it looked like soy sauce and it smelled like

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:45.520
<v Speaker 3>soy sauce. Oh my god, it was a sodium and

0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 3>it said on the on the on the ad it

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 3>said an ancient Chinese herb remedy for ball this And

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 3>I was at the time, I'm like, I've never seen

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 3>a ball headed Chinese person that has to work.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:56.320
<v Speaker 1>But I've actually never seen a ball Chinese person.

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Either, That's what I was thinking. But they are I

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 2>feel like I have those I have now. Wow.

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean I also had never seen a homeless Chinese person,

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>and I saw a homeless Chinese lady this week. Me too.

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:06.400
<v Speaker 2>See, the struggle is real.

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so you paid sixty dollars for MSG. Wow that sucks.

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh h oh, it gets worse, It gets worse.

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 3>So the worst thing I did so after that, I'm

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 3>freaking out. I joined Hairclub for Men. No what's hairclub

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 3>for men? Because CLI hairclob for men. You know, they

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 3>have advertisement it's like your real hair. It's all this

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 3>so you basically you go and it's a consultant and

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 3>it's basically a two pe that is taped glue to you.

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a lace.

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Run Yeah, it's a lace. It's a weak exactly. So

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 3>what I had to do was I had to grow

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:40.760
<v Speaker 3>my hair out for three months.

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 2>They matched me. It was like this.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:44.239
<v Speaker 3>We went to this like really like salon type thing.

0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:46.320
<v Speaker 3>They have specialists to talking to you. And I was

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 3>really upset. And I remember telling this stupid girl who

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 3>really pissed me off. I was like, yeah, if I

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 3>was older, I'm twenty years old. If I was older,

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 3>if I was fifty or sixty, I could be able

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 3>to deal with it.

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:57.040
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh my god.

0:33:57.160 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Everybody says that. People who were sixty. They say, holy

0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 3>if I would seventy. And I was like, bitch, I'm twenty.

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't even I can't even illegally buy alcohol.

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm in college right now. I should not be dealing

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:10.479
<v Speaker 2>with my hair loss.

0:34:10.560 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Well you didn't do the like fitted cap thing yet,

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>because you could do you could wear hats for a minute.

0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Well for the three months that I know, I look funny,

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:21.359
<v Speaker 3>party my hat, my hat, The hats on my head

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 3>looked weird. I had to wear hats because I had

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 3>to grow the hair out that I had, and I

0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 3>was so self conscious that I wore wraps and hats

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 3>for three months until I.

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 2>You remember how they used to do those like pieces

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 2>of she and it would be like a little bun.

0:34:31.880 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 3>He would like, wow, Yeah, that was like in the

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 3>early two thousand Israelite. Yeah my name is Yeah, And

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:43.800
<v Speaker 3>I look like at Harlem. And I hit it for

0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 3>three months and then I got it was my day,

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:47.960
<v Speaker 3>and I was so excited and I went in and

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.840
<v Speaker 3>they fitted it on me and it was it was wonderful.

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 3>My mother was the only person knew I did it.

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:54.720
<v Speaker 3>It looked so good. It looked like a little mini afro.

0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:58.040
<v Speaker 2>You have pictures. I don't because it's horrid. Wait, he's

0:34:58.080 --> 0:34:58.320
<v Speaker 2>lived me.

0:34:58.320 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you why tallis because it's such it's

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 3>so sad. So I spent this is the dumbest thing.

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Evidence. It cost me sixteen hundred dollars sixty. You were

0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 2>a little lace front bank dude. I could take you

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 2>to anything. Yeah, Bushwick, I wouldn't want to friends yet

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:12.959
<v Speaker 2>we weren't. You were in elementary school.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>They got wigs outside off flat Bush. My I think

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 1>my grandmother had a wig. She could have hit you with. See.

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:19.560
<v Speaker 3>I liked it because it was there. So with the

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 3>first day it looked great. They I like the side,

0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 3>like the the girl did it. I looked so cute.

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I came home. Did you go to the barber and

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 2>get a shape up? No? I didn't. I didn't need

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 2>you because the girl woman did the shape but she

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:32.759
<v Speaker 2>did it perfectly. I went home.

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:34.839
<v Speaker 3>My mother's like, it looks great. So look I went out.

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.439
<v Speaker 3>I hadn't been out. I was so happy I hadn't

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:37.759
<v Speaker 3>been out.

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:39.840
<v Speaker 2>You were like home hiding with your hats.

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I was like, the way you want to take your

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:45.080
<v Speaker 1>new uh new hair, and everyone like, look at you

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 1>with your little mini afroone.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I had a little pick out,

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 2>like my little spray for it. And it was real hair.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>It was real black people hair. It was real hair.

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>You had pubes on your head, had big well, yeah

0:35:58.480 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 2>I did. God did you look like a pret Well

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:02.280
<v Speaker 2>what happened?

0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:05.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's so sad, so that week that Friday look great,

0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:08.839
<v Speaker 3>Saturday look, Sunday fine. Monday morning it rained. I had

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 3>been picking, I had been using it. I was so

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:15.440
<v Speaker 3>happy of hair. I started balding from the piece, like

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.839
<v Speaker 3>this thing. I started losing my hair from the piece.

0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 3>Wait wait, it started to thin, like I noticed, and

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at it in three days.

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't like if you get wigs or pieces

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 1>or anything, you're not supposed to touch it that much.

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know I was touching it every hour. I

0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 3>was like, also, I my head was itching, so I

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:40.800
<v Speaker 3>didn't have beesly talking about patch your weed, ladies, I

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:45.320
<v Speaker 3>didn't know about how I was like, it was itching

0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.759
<v Speaker 3>like crazy. So I called the place. I'm like, it

0:36:47.800 --> 0:36:49.719
<v Speaker 3>doesn't look like i'm looking. I'm freaking out. I was

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 3>freaking ou because there's no refunds.

0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, that's why, because I already know you're going

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 1>to do something stupid like touch it too much.

0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 3>So they were like, we can they like come in,

0:36:57.960 --> 0:36:59.399
<v Speaker 3>So I go in. I'm like, it's itchy. It doesn't

0:36:59.400 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 3>look as good as it it on Friday. So they

0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:02.880
<v Speaker 3>took it off. I had so much dandruf. It was

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:05.320
<v Speaker 3>so Nancy my sky was so dry, they like, so

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 3>then they shaved some of the hair that was underneath it.

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 3>So they shaved it and I had George Jefferson like

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:15.879
<v Speaker 3>real and then they put it back on. They put

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:20.239
<v Speaker 3>the nerve. This time it did not look good. It

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 3>looked like a boneless dead rat was on top of

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:28.080
<v Speaker 3>my head and one of those rats. You guys have

0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:31.560
<v Speaker 3>words and they were like, mister Daniels, it looks fine.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>We don't understand what you're They try to make it

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:36.239
<v Speaker 3>like it was. I was like psychologically like tripping. Was

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 3>it a white person or person to white people? Okay,

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 3>you know they know they can't White people can't do

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:42.359
<v Speaker 3>our hair.

0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 1>The hairstyles was Latin, so I thought we had some

0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:48.280
<v Speaker 1>like ethnic kind of you're the white guy that spoke Spanish.

0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Europeans. It was a tie. It was a like my

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 2>name is.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 1>No so shaved first of all, why would they not

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:05.080
<v Speaker 1>shave your hair underneath.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 3>Before they put it on the first it gave it

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 3>more because time now it was it was flatter, and

0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 3>it just looked horrible.

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:14.479
<v Speaker 1>As a woman. When we when you get wigs or whatever,

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 1>if your hair is if your hair is too high,

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:18.720
<v Speaker 1>your natural hair then it's gonna look lifted.

0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 2>So how did it was a mini little afro? It works, Okay,

0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I see what But then once they redid it, so

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, they were like, you can wait. I

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 2>went home. I cried and I cried. I stayed in

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:32.240
<v Speaker 2>band for like two days. I took it. They peeled

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 2>your they pushed your wig back. First of all, why

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 2>were you so dandrophy like?

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:39.680
<v Speaker 3>So it was gonna just had and I never had

0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 3>dandriff before. It was just like my scalf was dry

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 3>because it was underneath that thing.

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:46.239
<v Speaker 1>And then they had they glued it down kind of

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 1>glew was it? I have.

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 2>It? A gorilla is like a little tape. But they

0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 2>gave me tape. I couldn't. I could have took it off,

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:55.439
<v Speaker 2>scratched it and put it back on. No, I don't

0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 2>want to be in control of my lace front exactly.

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Still visit Ceiling Gone Gone, Ghost Ghost Ride the whip.

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Wait. So if you like it was something that you could.

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Take off yourself, wash your hair and then put back on.

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Well I could.

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 3>They They stressed not to really do that. It was

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 3>like just in case if you need to. It was

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 3>just kind of like because you wanted to live like

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 3>it was your hair, but it wasn't going to be forever.

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>No, and it wasn't. It was only for three days

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:28.160
<v Speaker 2>when you took it off. Was it like a garbage lid?

0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Like did you just live? What was the back?

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:34.800
<v Speaker 3>It was like it was like a two pay It

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 3>was it was a plastic It was like a plastic

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 3>thing inside of it, like a pat plastic core, and

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 3>then the hair was coming out of it.

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 2>It was a mess.

0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>But what was the back was because the back was

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I have my own hair. You didn't need that much.

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so that was tape to you had half

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:56.719
<v Speaker 1>had a half place front. Yeah, it was just it

0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 1>was just like you know, they make like lace front

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 1>two pays for men, like I know they do. I

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 1>think Steve Harvey wear's one.

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 3>He used to Yeah he did, and now he did.

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:06.319
<v Speaker 3>And I've seen I just read an article recently. They're

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:08.120
<v Speaker 3>doing this in the hood for not as much as

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 3>like eight hundred to a thousand. It's less than what

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>I paid. And they do that, they really do, yo,

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you know.

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>They well I saw the videos.

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>There's all these videos where these dudes like they basically

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.160
<v Speaker 1>they're so ball. They look terrible. They have patches or whatever,

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:23.560
<v Speaker 1>and then the guy kind of tapes the thing on

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>and then starts shaving it into a high top.

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Because that's what you could do. You could get different

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 2>types of hair texture.

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 3>It's it's really cool. Like I wouldn't do that for

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:34.960
<v Speaker 3>my every day I would do that for a role,

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 3>like for a part just to be in. But I'm

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I've accepted.

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>There was this Spanish dude who was getting the lace

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 1>front but with like the Spanish wave, and then the

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:45.760
<v Speaker 1>barber was kind of like getting the baby hairs.

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:46.239
<v Speaker 2>It was.

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:50.920
<v Speaker 1>There was like baby hairs on it. I said, yo,

0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've seen lace front beards video. Yeah,

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.319
<v Speaker 1>it's a legit lace front beard. Yes, as a man,

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 1>how stressed out? Well, not that like because you're gay,

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.000
<v Speaker 1>but like but just in general as a dude, like

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 1>losing your hair a.

0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 2>House, I felt like something was wrong with me because

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I was so young.

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:09.400
<v Speaker 3>My father lost his hair, but he was like in

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 3>his late thirties and so he it was just and I,

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 3>you know, joke around him, and I was like, I'm

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 3>fine because this comes from your mama side, and I

0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 3>got mom, I'm from this is my mama's side.

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Where you were too cocky.

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Yep, be too cocky about it. Yep, you should have

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:21.080
<v Speaker 2>just kept your mouth shut.

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 3>And I would dye my hair sometimes I would put

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 3>like a little texturizer in there every now and then

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 3>fell out. You had a less curl all that paint.

0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you like texturizer?

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:29.440
<v Speaker 2>There was?

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.920
<v Speaker 3>There was a wave texturizer I would use. It was

0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 3>cute too, because sometimes people be like, oh, are you

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:36.719
<v Speaker 3>are you Puerto Rican? Is your mama white? And I'm like, no,

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:38.880
<v Speaker 3>I just got my hair. I was like, it's just cute.

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, you were doing a lot. I was

0:41:41.040 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 2>doing too much. I had to be humbled.

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even as as a kid growing up, I

0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 1>couldn't even touch my hair like that because they knew

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 1>like if I touched my hair, I'll touch it too

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.279
<v Speaker 1>much and then it'll start falling out. You get thin,

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 1>and like my aunt will hot comb my hair, and

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:55.839
<v Speaker 1>then I would touch it and get it all messed

0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>up again, and it's like, you're gonna your hair is

0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna fall out.

0:41:57.800 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what it is.

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.799
<v Speaker 1>If we just let our like, if we just let

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.840
<v Speaker 1>our hair do what it does, it grows fine.

0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I wish I had done that it just it grows fine.

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I've never I would get texturized as a little kid,

0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and I would get braized. But my mom would't let

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 1>us get perms because she was like, perms are not

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 1>good for your hair.

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 2>And then she was right.

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 1>She had her rolls in and she had just come

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:18.600
<v Speaker 1>back from the salon and she was like, no, you

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 1>guys can't get it's not good for you. No.

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:21.919
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, you want a why are you hating

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 2>on me?

0:42:22.200 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I know you know what I mean. But my mom

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:25.120
<v Speaker 1>is when I was a little kid, she had like

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>a nice little fro. She had like a little like

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 1>a like an Aunt viv style fro, and then she

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>uh and then my mom's hair started falling out. I

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 1>mean she still has hair, but it's like super thin

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>now because she.

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 3>Her changes that you yeah, yeah damage. And then like

0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 3>I was obsessed with having a Jerry crowl when I

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 3>was a kid.

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I want to Jerry curl. My parents are like, no,

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 2>how old are you? I'm thirty nine? Oh my god, wait,

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:49.959
<v Speaker 2>thank you. That's why I told you were in elementary school.

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 2>When I was doing no, I thought you were. I

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:52.839
<v Speaker 2>thought you were like twenty nine.

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 3>I need to start lying about my a you should

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 3>I need to change my name and start lying about my.

0:42:56.480 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Thirty nine you look outstanding. Also feel it might be

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:06.640
<v Speaker 1>the oldest person that I know, Oh my god, even

0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:07.840
<v Speaker 1>if my mom was like.

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:09.640
<v Speaker 2>You're talking the oldest person in ever in my in

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>my place. You're the oldest on this podcast. Oh well, hair,

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I have that. You got to get an old expert

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:15.840
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast.

0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah well oh wait, no, how old is also also

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:20.799
<v Speaker 1>just turned forty? Yeah?

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Actually that It makes me feel so much better than

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 2>my most agian friend.

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:26.800
<v Speaker 1>But right, but he doesn't. He looks amazing.

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, hey, black people, come on, We're good.

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:31.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, and I feel like And the funny thing

0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 3>about losing my hair was I went through a fat

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:34.839
<v Speaker 3>acne stage with break.

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:37.279
<v Speaker 2>I was fat with acne and brains and bald. No

0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I had hair down. I was like.

0:43:38.800 --> 0:43:41.399
<v Speaker 3>So then when I was around seventeen eighteen, I came

0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:43.440
<v Speaker 3>into my own, I lost weight, I got cute. And

0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 3>my sister because we were talking about me being bald

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 3>last night and she was like, you know, you were

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 3>just coming into your own and like really feeling yourself,

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I know.

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:53.480
<v Speaker 2>It was fat.

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 1>It was the truth God giveth and taketh in the way,

0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:58.359
<v Speaker 1>take geth a way he did.

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 2>The Lord was so rude to you, dude, he humbled you.

0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 3>Then he humbled me because I, yeah, I wanted to.

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 3>I did things like I wanted to Jerry Carl and

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 3>I would play with my hair all the time. And

0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, I had like a little ducktail look back.

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>You did it. You did it.

0:44:09.640 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 3>And I was trying to like using all this stuff

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 3>and I was trying to make and I permed it.

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize it was perm And my dad and

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 3>my stepmother came home and they were like, what did

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:19.840
<v Speaker 3>you do to your ducktail?

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:20.760
<v Speaker 2>And I was like nothing.

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 3>I was like Monique, that was my best friend. I'm like,

0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:24.239
<v Speaker 3>she just brushed it. She washed it and brush for

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:26.160
<v Speaker 3>a really long time. And it was like it went

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 3>from being you know, regular nappy hair to being straight

0:44:29.080 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 3>and long and.

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 2>It was clearly and they were like, Taric, it's permed,

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:36.359
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, no, it's not you thatta piece. Yeah,

0:44:36.400 --> 0:44:37.520
<v Speaker 2>and so yeah, just that little back.

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 1>You didn't know what that you needed to be bald, like,

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't know what look you were trying to get.

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, when I went to my mother's that weekend and

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I told her that story.

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 3>She was like, go get the scissors. She's like, I'm

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 3>cutting it for telling me that bullshit story.

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:53.560
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Debbie, it took me so long

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:54.359
<v Speaker 2>to grow it out.

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so the rest of your hair was like kinky cray.

0:44:58.520 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I think I had a flat top at the time,

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:02.839
<v Speaker 3>and then I had my little du termed for three

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:03.759
<v Speaker 3>three or four days.

0:45:03.880 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Had what were you going through? I was trying to

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:08.239
<v Speaker 2>get the jernker. I wanted a jerky. Then why didn't

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:09.080
<v Speaker 2>you do the whole head?

0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Was just I was just being I was practicing, you

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 3>were If I had done the whole head, I would

0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.399
<v Speaker 3>have had a conk and I would have been all straight.

0:45:15.440 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 2>And they realized, I think that was conk? What was

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 2>a conk? Dude? It's like I thought that was the type.

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Of remember Malcolm X. Yeah, when they straighten their hair,

0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:25.480
<v Speaker 3>like I thought, James Brown, it is a perm but

0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 3>they called it a conk. See that's how old older expert.

0:45:29.160 --> 0:45:31.440
<v Speaker 3>But if you read Malcolm XA, dude, you should know

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:32.319
<v Speaker 3>that book very well.

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Marie. I have the book. See there you go. But

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 2>they do mention conk and that was a.

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Good that that was a good scene in the movie

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 1>to where they get their perms and then the cops

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 1>come in or whatever and then the.

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Water the water off in the toilet. Conk that I

0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:50.839
<v Speaker 2>am Malcolm X. I am Malcolm X. So wait.

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that was a universe telling you, like

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 1>you didn't know what to do with your hair anyway

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:56.320
<v Speaker 1>when I did that dump.

0:45:56.280 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, still like you're probably like a cool twil a Cools.

0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't even have thought a perm in my hair that.

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Please, I can't sneak no perm. I remember one day

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:08.280
<v Speaker 2>I went to school.

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 1>My mom hated when we left the house one way

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 1>and came back another way, right, So one day my

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>mom put me in a ramper and I was like,

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to wear dress. So I went to school.

0:46:17.560 --> 0:46:19.360
<v Speaker 1>I was in kindergarten and I started to cut up

0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:23.600
<v Speaker 1>the romper connecting piece of the shorts because I was like,

0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to wear dress. And then I was like,

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>you know what this is dumb, So halfway up I

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:28.719
<v Speaker 1>just stopped cutting, and when I got home my mom

0:46:28.840 --> 0:46:29.879
<v Speaker 1>noticed it right away.

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 2>She was like, what happened to you? Jumpsuit?

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I think I went to school once and

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 1>this white girl was painting her nail. She put an

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:38.439
<v Speaker 1>air policy to school, and I was like, I'm gonna

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 1>paying my nails a recess. So I came home with

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 1>like red fingers and my mom and dad beat my ass.

0:46:45.280 --> 0:46:46.800
<v Speaker 1>My dad was like, you look like a hoe.

0:46:50.360 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 2>And I was like six, and I was like, I

0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:54.800
<v Speaker 2>think it's pretty probably like all up and down my fingers.

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 2>They made me take it off. Yeah.

0:46:56.920 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>My cousin tried to cut my hair when I was like,

0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 1>and when I tell you, she cut it terrible, like

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was supposed to be a bang, but

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>it was just like you know that the doll in Rugrats, Cynthia, Cynthia.

0:47:11.880 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 1>That's how she cut my fucking hair. So my aunt

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:19.120
<v Speaker 1>and my cousin her mother beat both of our asses.

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:21.279
<v Speaker 1>I said, why am I cant as? How old was

0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 1>she you were? She was? She was a lot older.

0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:26.160
<v Speaker 1>She was so she was old enough to know she oh,

0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:27.480
<v Speaker 1>she knew she was twenty eight.

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 2>She had me looking like yell like her rug rats.

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 2>It was so bad. She deserved that cut. She deserved.

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:41.200
<v Speaker 2>She cut with the little scissors, the fabric scissors that

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:41.920
<v Speaker 2>you like get on.

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Was that like when you're cutting it the scissors terms, yes, yes,

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 1>this is it was so you know the way she

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 1>cut it was all mess up, efty scissors. Yeah, you

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 1>couldn't even fix it, like I just had to just

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:54.240
<v Speaker 1>pray and let it grow out. You can't get braids.

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Listen.

0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>They were like, you're gonna go to school like that?

0:47:57.040 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 1>And it was pretcher day, Like next man, show us

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 1>these photos, we'll pull.

0:48:02.560 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 3>My cousin cut her bangs and her mother with My

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:06.719
<v Speaker 3>cousin has gray hair, and she was like she came

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:08.120
<v Speaker 3>home and she's like, what happened to your hair? She

0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:10.200
<v Speaker 3>was like, I was walking with the scissors and I

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:13.319
<v Speaker 3>tripped and then accidentally cut my name.

0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:17.919
<v Speaker 2>She lied horrible, horrible, horrible. I think.

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 1>So I feel like that's just how you teach your kids,

0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:23.080
<v Speaker 1>you know back then it was for now, I'm like,

0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>don't beat You're not about smacking a baby on the mess.

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Not even well like a little kid they touched.

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 3>The fire them on the hand, but getting beat with

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:33.319
<v Speaker 3>the belt when they're twelve because the mom is angry

0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:35.279
<v Speaker 3>because I mean, you messed up, but it's just.

0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't My cousin got it. When she walked out,

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yo, she went through World War five.

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Like she looked crazy, like her hair was wrapped. It

0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 2>was like, whoa, what did you do? Did you brush

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:48.359
<v Speaker 2>her hair out? Like what happened in there? I don't

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 2>cut her hair too. It was so bad, but hey,

0:48:51.120 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 2>it happened, you had it was it was the time.

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what you did. So so you do you want kids?

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:58.319
<v Speaker 2>I do? I go back and forth with one in kids,

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 2>that's funny, that's that's a good question. Back on you.

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I go back and forth.

0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:06.600
<v Speaker 3>If I was to have, like my own biological child,

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:11.440
<v Speaker 3>I would want the mother to be there because.

0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Like I would want it.

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Like in my fantasy if I was like married to

0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:16.360
<v Speaker 3>a man and I had and I would want like

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.440
<v Speaker 3>we want, I'd want her to live in the same mansion.

0:49:19.920 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 3>Will yeah, because I have a mother and like I

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.799
<v Speaker 3>would want my biological child to have a mother. Now,

0:49:24.880 --> 0:49:26.399
<v Speaker 3>if I was married to a man and we wanted

0:49:26.440 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 3>to adopt and there was a kid who didn't, then

0:49:29.400 --> 0:49:31.640
<v Speaker 3>I would be open to just me and him raising him.

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:33.400
<v Speaker 3>But if it was gonna be my own baby, like

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't imagine because I have coworker, him and his

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:37.880
<v Speaker 3>husband they have they have a surrogate and they have

0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 3>a daughter and they're about.

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:41.480
<v Speaker 2>To have a son. They're raising their and that's fine

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 2>for them.

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 3>So is the so who's who's Yeah, first daughter, it's

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:51.279
<v Speaker 3>the husband's and then it's his sperm and they have

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 3>the sarrogant and then the son is going to be

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 3>and the son is the other husband's firm and it's

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:56.919
<v Speaker 3>the same eggs.

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Are you afraid the siblings?

0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not because I'm bald.

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:03.840
<v Speaker 3>It's because I just I don't want my kid to

0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:05.279
<v Speaker 3>be like I want a mom and be like a

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:07.200
<v Speaker 3>mother's baby, like I don't have one because.

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Well the mother's that card would be addressed to both

0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:09.200
<v Speaker 2>of you guys.

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:13.719
<v Speaker 3>No, that's Father's Day. That's also, Yeah, I mean to

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.600
<v Speaker 3>each his own. I'm just saying for me Father's Day.

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:19.480
<v Speaker 3>I would want I would want if the mom and

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:20.920
<v Speaker 3>would need we need to be in the same building.

0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:23.200
<v Speaker 3>We need to be in the same house. Then you

0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 3>need to live right next door. See good to raise

0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:27.080
<v Speaker 3>we need to raise this child together.

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:29.080
<v Speaker 2>That's your mama. I would want my kid to have.

0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 1>See the sitcom that you're trying to you're trying to Yeah.

0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 2>I need to get to write in that.

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but The crazy thing is is that the surrogate

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>gets the money and then it's like okay, dash, but yeah,

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:41.319
<v Speaker 1>they're not involved. If she stays in her life, then

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:44.600
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna have to use the money that you when

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:47.160
<v Speaker 1>saragate is not necessarily the egg that you're using, it's

0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 1>just the wound that you're using.

0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:50.239
<v Speaker 2>That true, you still got to pay to rent, well,

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 2>yeah you gotta rent.

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:54.799
<v Speaker 3>See, that's not my sister, Like I wouldn't even want

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:56.279
<v Speaker 3>to call her a Sigarett's like, okay, we're having a

0:50:56.320 --> 0:50:56.800
<v Speaker 3>baby together.

0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 2>You Oh, so you want a friend. I want a

0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:03.480
<v Speaker 2>baby's mama, Right, that's in your dreams. Definitely. No, I

0:51:03.600 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 2>want to know what woman's gonna be done with that.

0:51:05.520 --> 0:51:07.280
<v Speaker 1>There are women that might be Do you have female

0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:08.399
<v Speaker 1>friends that would be done well?

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:10.759
<v Speaker 2>I have this friend who asked me to I was

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I was asked this year. This year. I have this

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:15.279
<v Speaker 2>girl I met at a bar years ago.

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:16.719
<v Speaker 1>She was like, she.

0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, you're beautiful, and I'm like, so are

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 2>you will make beautiful babies?

0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Which was my line? You said, all yeah. So she

0:51:24.040 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 3>remembered this seven eight years later and she was like,

0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:27.759
<v Speaker 3>do you remember me? We were at Instagram friends, and

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:29.360
<v Speaker 3>she was like, I'm she's a lesbian. She's like, I

0:51:29.400 --> 0:51:30.080
<v Speaker 3>really want a baby.

0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I want Oh, that might be a good situation, too well.

0:51:32.880 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 3>I've heavily considered it. And she was like, you know,

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:37.520
<v Speaker 3>we could raise a child together and you know they

0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 3>you know, live with me, part time, live with you.

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 3>And ultimately I said no, why because I'm a daniel man,

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:48.240
<v Speaker 3>like I want my child, like I want control. Because

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 3>she has a partner so that her lesbian lover is

0:51:50.520 --> 0:51:52.800
<v Speaker 3>also a co parent, I don't know her right and

0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 3>there would be times when she would be with them

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 3>and I would I wouldn't know what my child was doing,

0:51:58.680 --> 0:52:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Like I couldn't say goobye to my baby like that,

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:02.560
<v Speaker 3>Like I couldn't. I would want my child to be

0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:05.960
<v Speaker 3>with me. Twenty four seven. I don't want I mean,

0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:06.880
<v Speaker 3>I guess I kind of get that.

0:52:07.160 --> 0:52:09.239
<v Speaker 2>But I would be two hands on.

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:10.960
<v Speaker 3>It would just be because she had a friend she

0:52:11.120 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 3>asked before and he was like, I don't want kids.

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:14.440
<v Speaker 3>So he was like the opposite, Seah, I'm like too

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.000
<v Speaker 3>much like I would like, I wouldn't want to live

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.440
<v Speaker 3>with you. I would want especially because I love babies.

0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:21.879
<v Speaker 3>I have siblings, want to want god daughter. I want

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 3>to watch them grow up. I want to be a

0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:24.640
<v Speaker 3>part of their I want to be what are they doing,

0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 3>what are they watching TV? I want to be all

0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:26.320
<v Speaker 3>of that.

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:31.239
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a lot of work, having you the

0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 1>other dad and mom's and then the other mom, yeah,

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:36.959
<v Speaker 1>and the other That's too many damn people in the plas.

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.560
<v Speaker 2>So basically I'm just going to be a godfather. Yeah,

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 2>I think so, which is fine.

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, the good thing about the kid is that they'll

0:52:43.600 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of people in their life, and you know,

0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of finances that's hidden everybody, a lot

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:50.600
<v Speaker 1>of birthday gifts. Yeah, so actually that my work out.

0:52:50.640 --> 0:52:53.000
<v Speaker 3>I have not route out adoption either, because adoption is

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:53.840
<v Speaker 3>always a possibility.

0:52:53.960 --> 0:52:56.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, you need I know, and I don't have anything.

0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Like I said, I'm thirty nine, so TikTok TikTok TikTok's

0:52:59.480 --> 0:52:59.840
<v Speaker 2>probably not.

0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Clock a sticket. Yeah. But the good thing about you

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:05.520
<v Speaker 1>is that, like even though you know you want to

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:08.120
<v Speaker 1>be a parent, it's okay, you can be. Apparently it's

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:10.160
<v Speaker 1>not the same as a as a as a woman.

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean Janet was fifty Yeah, she also had like

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:17.520
<v Speaker 1>fifty hundred thousand, no million dollars.

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:20.319
<v Speaker 2>She was a basket egg, I mean, and the dude

0:53:20.360 --> 0:53:22.520
<v Speaker 2>she was with is a billion billionaire, billionaire. Plus she

0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:24.560
<v Speaker 2>got her money too. But now they're not together.

0:53:25.000 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 1>And she got that five hundred thousand dollars, No, five

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:28.760
<v Speaker 1>hundred million.

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:30.799
<v Speaker 2>He gave her five million dollars. That was the deal.

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:34.640
<v Speaker 3>But apparently he's about Apparently he's a verbally abusive though,

0:53:34.680 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 3>is why she left.

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:38.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's also like, I feel like that's like in

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the it's.

0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:40.480
<v Speaker 2>In the culture, I'm say.

0:53:40.560 --> 0:53:42.800
<v Speaker 3>But for five hundred million dollars, I'll let you abuse

0:53:42.880 --> 0:53:44.239
<v Speaker 3>me verbally a little bit here, a little bit.

0:53:44.280 --> 0:53:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Come on, now, I'll let you put your ear. Wow,

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:51.319
<v Speaker 1>you guys heard it first. Of balls on my ear,

0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:56.719
<v Speaker 1>loselive mill hundred million dollars as of freaking lutely, Hey, guys,

0:53:56.760 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 1>you heard it first, an unofficial expert. For five hundred

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:05.000
<v Speaker 1>million dollars, you can put your balls on Marie's vagas

0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:06.359
<v Speaker 1>a much.

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:09.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to pull up a dollar less though.

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:12.959
<v Speaker 1>Well, and Janet Jackson is worth one hundred and fifty

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:15.439
<v Speaker 1>million dollars, so in all the time that she's been working,

0:54:15.480 --> 0:54:18.560
<v Speaker 1>she's accumulated that much. But then she like, I'm gonna

0:54:18.600 --> 0:54:22.880
<v Speaker 1>say quadrupleed, but what's the five? What's five sing dupled?

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeam whatever?

0:54:24.840 --> 0:54:29.719
<v Speaker 1>Not quadrupled, but she whatever. She like she tripled her network.

0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she didn't even have to go on tour. Like

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:34.479
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. I was totally She's saying that she wants

0:54:34.480 --> 0:54:37.720
<v Speaker 2>to go on tour, but she's on tour right now, ladies.

0:54:37.960 --> 0:54:41.319
<v Speaker 2>She just started her tour again. Yeah with the baby. Yeah,

0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:43.959
<v Speaker 2>she lost weight's it's actually.

0:54:44.160 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 1>The first article that came up is Jenna Jackson breaks

0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:49.720
<v Speaker 1>down in tears on stage as she resumes, I totally

0:54:49.800 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 1>get it, girl, you're going through postpartum, Like, how you

0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:53.480
<v Speaker 1>doing that?

0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 2>That's too much on her way? Is she skinny now? Yeah?

0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 2>She lost all she lost most of her weight.

0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:00.760
<v Speaker 3>She got about she got about like fifty twenty pounds

0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:03.720
<v Speaker 3>to be like Janet Janet, but she looks amazing.

0:55:04.000 --> 0:55:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Janet Demita, Joe Jackson, Terrek. Can we move to one

0:55:07.920 --> 0:55:10.799
<v Speaker 1>something else? I have a question about the people who

0:55:10.800 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 1>are attracted to you. Are they like people who have

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:16.600
<v Speaker 1>like bald fetishes or like I feel like there's a

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 1>certain type of person who dates somebody who's bald I

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>love bald heads and beards.

0:55:21.360 --> 0:55:25.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah people, Oh good, I'm rocking it for you people. Yeah,

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 3>they you generally do like it that I'm bald, Like

0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:31.839
<v Speaker 3>they like it. They definitely. Because the people who don't

0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:33.759
<v Speaker 3>like me, it's like like I don't do ball ahead

0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:34.040
<v Speaker 3>of people.

0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, what is your type? I like everything. I'm a

0:55:36.680 --> 0:55:38.240
<v Speaker 2>rainbow fucking type. I like all races.

0:55:38.320 --> 0:55:42.719
<v Speaker 3>I prefer black, I prefer us, but I'm open, Like

0:55:42.840 --> 0:55:45.680
<v Speaker 3>my last two boyfriends are black. I but I'm open,

0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 3>but I don't because, like I was, like, I don't

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:50.560
<v Speaker 3>want to have to explain like lines from the color purple.

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:52.279
<v Speaker 2>And absolutely not. That's why I'm back to black.

0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:53.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm like black people. I don't want to be like,

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:56.239
<v Speaker 3>like who's Estra roll and like what's good Times? Like

0:55:56.320 --> 0:55:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I want to I want what's kool Aid? Like I

0:55:58.440 --> 0:56:01.360
<v Speaker 3>don't feel like is because you're too young. She's the

0:56:01.400 --> 0:56:03.760
<v Speaker 3>mother of them the Jefferson Jefferson's.

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:06.040
<v Speaker 2>From I feel like I feel like you're available as fuck.

0:56:08.400 --> 0:56:11.040
<v Speaker 3>You will take this pillar. The pillar is interested, you

0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:13.360
<v Speaker 3>would take it. No, But I've gotten pickier because my

0:56:13.440 --> 0:56:15.200
<v Speaker 3>last relationship and he was a great person. But I'm

0:56:15.239 --> 0:56:17.239
<v Speaker 3>actually not like because it's a lot of work.

0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:19.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy. This is the first time in my life.

0:56:19.440 --> 0:56:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy being single.

0:56:21.120 --> 0:56:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow, Because you gotta say coins. You live on the

0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Lower East Side. I do not have coins. I definitely

0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:27.760
<v Speaker 1>do not have coins.

0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:30.400
<v Speaker 3>But I'm just you know, I'm I wanted to you know,

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:32.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm open to be It just needs to be

0:56:32.640 --> 0:56:34.239
<v Speaker 3>right because when we get in a relationship, it's just

0:56:34.239 --> 0:56:34.640
<v Speaker 3>a lot of work.

0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:36.239
<v Speaker 2>You gotta deal with their opinions and all this.

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:38.840
<v Speaker 3>And I'm used to being single, and I realized that

0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:41.480
<v Speaker 3>my last I'm really used to being single and being

0:56:41.640 --> 0:56:43.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of a loner, Like I'm social.

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:45.839
<v Speaker 1>So what types of men are tryed to you? Are

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:47.240
<v Speaker 1>they like people?

0:56:47.400 --> 0:56:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Like? What do they look like? Isn't like young dudes?

0:56:49.320 --> 0:56:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Is it old dudes? Who's attraction? Definitely?

0:56:51.239 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Since I hit thirty four, it's somewhat younger. But it's

0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:59.120
<v Speaker 3>it's all variations. Like every I'm I've been doing pretty

0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:04.200
<v Speaker 3>well the last the attentions that I've gotten, I've been

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:06.080
<v Speaker 3>doing I've got you know what it was. I quit

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:09.759
<v Speaker 3>smoking cigarettes like a while ago, and so when I

0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:11.600
<v Speaker 3>went out, when I went out to.

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Smoke, I would go out to smoke and come back in.

0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:14.840
<v Speaker 3>Like now, if I don't go out as much as

0:57:14.880 --> 0:57:17.040
<v Speaker 3>I used to, but when I do, like now, I'm

0:57:17.080 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 3>in the club more like I'm in the bar and

0:57:18.640 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 3>more I'm at the dance floor more so I'm seeing

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:21.240
<v Speaker 3>more people.

0:57:21.360 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 1>So you were saying you were missing all the dick

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:26.880
<v Speaker 1>because you were outside for years. I was you were

0:57:26.920 --> 0:57:28.520
<v Speaker 1>getting dick because you were outside smoking.

0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:30.040
<v Speaker 3>So I was not getting it because I was I

0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 3>was wasting time outside. But I feel like I feel

0:57:32.840 --> 0:57:35.640
<v Speaker 3>like European guys like me the most. Like French guys

0:57:35.880 --> 0:57:38.080
<v Speaker 3>like me I get. I've gotten a lot of good

0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 3>European guys.

0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 2>You're tall. How tall are you? I'm six to one.

0:57:42.120 --> 0:57:44.760
<v Speaker 1>You see you're tall, You're slim, you had a good

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 1>head shape, your face is more strive. Cigarettes is disgusting.

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:50.800
<v Speaker 1>But we have a friend, our friend Amber was on

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:52.880
<v Speaker 1>tour in Amsterdam and she went out to smoke a

0:57:52.920 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 1>cigarette and this guy was walking by and asked the

0:57:56.280 --> 0:57:56.920
<v Speaker 1>first cigarette.

0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:58.840
<v Speaker 2>And now they're married. Look at that man as an

0:57:58.960 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 2>artist and his art work sells for millions of dollars.

0:58:01.800 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Oht smoking again.

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Or spent outside in Europe? Don't stan outside? Yeah, I

0:58:09.360 --> 0:58:12.440
<v Speaker 1>feel like Europe is a play, especially in Paris that's

0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:14.200
<v Speaker 1>like this smoking capital.

0:58:14.440 --> 0:58:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure. You like to smoke inside? Do you

0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:17.800
<v Speaker 2>have to go out?

0:58:18.080 --> 0:58:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Do you smoke in the damn everywhere?

0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That's it's freaking beautiful. I feel like, you know

0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:27.560
<v Speaker 2>what this ball thing that you're doing? You are you?

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean you're thirty nine. Now you've been bald for

0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 1>almost twenty years. Yeah, and you've come to terms with it.

0:58:33.040 --> 0:58:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So the super comfer I was, yeah, now

0:58:35.120 --> 0:58:35.520
<v Speaker 1>it's fine.

0:58:35.520 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 3>Like and on most of my twenties I didn't like

0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:39.360
<v Speaker 3>people joking about it and like people ask me questions

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 3>about it.

0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 2>It was annoying to me.

0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 3>But then once I got older and like I'm of

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:44.960
<v Speaker 3>an age where being bald isn't as uncommon, because it

0:58:45.040 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 3>was very uncommon then because people were like, oh, I

0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:48.000
<v Speaker 3>thought you did it as a choice, and I was.

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, fuck, you likes a choice.

0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:52.040
<v Speaker 3>I would have my hair cut everywhere, Like that's ridiculous.

0:58:52.120 --> 0:58:55.200
<v Speaker 3>So now as a grown man and you know into it, like,

0:58:55.280 --> 0:58:57.200
<v Speaker 3>it's fine, it's who I am. I've accepted it. I

0:58:57.240 --> 0:58:58.400
<v Speaker 3>could joke about I can laugh about it.

0:58:58.400 --> 0:59:00.439
<v Speaker 2>So let's talk about the winter time. You be cold,

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 2>your ears because oh, yes, so I have to have

0:59:03.200 --> 0:59:05.200
<v Speaker 2>a hat. I have to have. What kind of hats

0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:07.800
<v Speaker 2>you have? Scullies? I have the scullies I have. I

0:59:07.880 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 2>have a few hats. And I don't look good in hats,

0:59:09.440 --> 0:59:12.760
<v Speaker 2>but wintertime I will freeze. And I don't believe that

0:59:12.840 --> 0:59:13.840
<v Speaker 2>you don't look good in hats.

0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Do you sleep in a hat? They need to be fitted.

0:59:15.920 --> 0:59:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Hats like a baseball cap doesn't look good at me.

0:59:18.040 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 3>I look like I look like I'm going through chemo.

0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:22.720
<v Speaker 2>My friends, my friends, it was like, you gotta get

0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:23.400
<v Speaker 2>some new friends.

0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's actually an ex friend because she got in

0:59:25.520 --> 0:59:27.640
<v Speaker 3>my car she started smoking crack, And so what friends?

0:59:27.840 --> 0:59:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Wait? What who just gets in your car and smokes crass? X?

0:59:30.880 --> 0:59:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Friend of mine? No? How long were y'all friends? We came,

0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 2>we were like teenagers, We were a teenager, we met teenagers.

0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:38.680
<v Speaker 3>We were good friends for a good five years. We

0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:40.720
<v Speaker 3>were really close, and then we fell off and then

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 3>we were like reconnected. I'm like, let's hang out, and

0:59:42.360 --> 0:59:43.919
<v Speaker 3>we got she got in my car. She's like, don't

0:59:43.960 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 3>mind me, I'm just going to smoke this.

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:47.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what is that? And I nobody

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 2>smokes crack? In a car, a smoke wherever they.

0:59:51.400 --> 0:59:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Want, Tony, you mean likeead cod, Like they're not gonna

0:59:55.840 --> 1:00:00.240
<v Speaker 1>do it. You smoke crack outside because it smells so bad. Yeah,

1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:01.200
<v Speaker 1>but you're cracked.

1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Smoked it in my car? What car was it? And

1:00:04.520 --> 1:00:06.360
<v Speaker 2>it was a Nissan a seven Nissan Centro. It is

1:00:06.400 --> 1:00:08.160
<v Speaker 2>my first car. Well, I mean that's a car you

1:00:08.200 --> 1:00:16.720
<v Speaker 2>should smoke. Well, it was only like twelve years old

1:00:16.760 --> 1:00:17.240
<v Speaker 2>at the time.

1:00:17.520 --> 1:00:19.640
<v Speaker 1>The car was twelve years Oldough she was twelve years

1:00:19.640 --> 1:00:23.280
<v Speaker 1>old a car, but still really more crack than that car.

1:00:24.760 --> 1:00:28.760
<v Speaker 2>And let me just yo, that's no cracknes snack. Those

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:29.680
<v Speaker 2>aren't the drugs. I'm not.

1:00:30.560 --> 1:00:33.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember I the one time that I ever cut

1:00:33.440 --> 1:00:36.120
<v Speaker 1>my hair, Like I shaved the sides and I cut

1:00:36.200 --> 1:00:38.320
<v Speaker 1>the top real low, and it was the middle of

1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:41.680
<v Speaker 1>freaking winter, and I remember that my head was freezing

1:00:42.120 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 1>because you can't go from hair to no hair, no,

1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:46.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's like it's gonna be cold regardless.

1:00:46.960 --> 1:00:49.520
<v Speaker 2>But in the middle of January I did it. It

1:00:49.600 --> 1:00:50.680
<v Speaker 2>was I was real dumb about it.

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:54.120
<v Speaker 1>So what can you tell us people who are listening

1:00:54.680 --> 1:00:57.160
<v Speaker 1>something about like being bald that you think most people

1:00:57.200 --> 1:00:59.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like what's the like, what's the what's something

1:00:59.320 --> 1:01:01.040
<v Speaker 1>that you have to say about hair that you feel

1:01:01.080 --> 1:01:01.720
<v Speaker 1>like people.

1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:04.160
<v Speaker 3>People don't know being a bald person. We don't want

1:01:04.160 --> 1:01:05.320
<v Speaker 3>to hear about your bad hair day.

1:01:05.840 --> 1:01:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Because that makes sense.

1:01:07.280 --> 1:01:09.240
<v Speaker 3>I've had a lot of people being like really upset

1:01:09.280 --> 1:01:11.400
<v Speaker 3>and I love compliment your hair. Like I'm not jet

1:01:11.440 --> 1:01:13.120
<v Speaker 3>like the jealous type. Like all my friends I look

1:01:13.120 --> 1:01:14.280
<v Speaker 3>when they get a haircut. I'm like, oh my god,

1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:17.120
<v Speaker 3>you look so hands with your haircut, and like I'm encouraging.

1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:18.520
<v Speaker 3>But when I had a friend and he was like,

1:01:18.560 --> 1:01:20.120
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, I'm just having a really bad hair day,

1:01:20.120 --> 1:01:20.440
<v Speaker 3>and I was.

1:01:20.440 --> 1:01:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm bald headed, so I don't care.

1:01:23.400 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 1>But you bald like now and you are accustomed to it,

1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:29.120
<v Speaker 1>but you're you bald because you lost your hair.

1:01:29.160 --> 1:01:30.560
<v Speaker 2>There's some people who are bald because.

1:01:30.360 --> 1:01:32.280
<v Speaker 1>They want to, so they don't just talk about a

1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:32.920
<v Speaker 1>bad hair day.

1:01:33.440 --> 1:01:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't relate to people who are bald by choice.

1:01:35.720 --> 1:01:36.480
<v Speaker 2>That's just stupid to me.

1:01:38.680 --> 1:01:39.760
<v Speaker 1>It's a lifestyle choice.

1:01:39.920 --> 1:01:42.920
<v Speaker 3>That's just why you have hair, Like why like I

1:01:43.040 --> 1:01:44.800
<v Speaker 3>was born this way, unless it's for a film role

1:01:44.840 --> 1:01:46.520
<v Speaker 3>and you're an actor, like there's no other reason.

1:01:46.680 --> 1:01:51.080
<v Speaker 2>It's just stupid to me, just like you are are bald? Excellent?

1:01:51.360 --> 1:01:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I am, I'm so happy to be here bald. Oh

1:01:53.960 --> 1:01:56.000
<v Speaker 2>my god, people, Sorry, we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to know about, like any like lotions

1:01:59.520 --> 1:02:03.160
<v Speaker 1>or different products that you use for your scalp, because

1:02:03.240 --> 1:02:04.600
<v Speaker 1>it looks so good like.

1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:08.880
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't thank you. No, coconut oils really helped, because

1:02:09.000 --> 1:02:12.600
<v Speaker 3>I could. I use this this shaver it's called It's

1:02:12.640 --> 1:02:14.520
<v Speaker 3>for it has a black man on the name of it.

1:02:14.600 --> 1:02:16.360
<v Speaker 3>What is it's like for bald men. It's like bald

1:02:16.560 --> 1:02:17.520
<v Speaker 3>patrol or something.

1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Damn it.

1:02:18.680 --> 1:02:20.800
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm not that great of an expert on that one.

1:02:21.640 --> 1:02:24.000
<v Speaker 3>And then I use like clinic I like clinique shaving

1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:25.880
<v Speaker 3>creams olivera shaving creams or.

1:02:26.680 --> 1:02:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Shave the hair that I have. Yeah?

1:02:28.880 --> 1:02:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely? How often do you have to do that? Well,

1:02:31.400 --> 1:02:33.160
<v Speaker 3>now that it's funny, now that I grow on the beard,

1:02:33.320 --> 1:02:35.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't, it's not. It doesn't look as bad if

1:02:35.200 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 3>I let it a little grow, So every two to

1:02:38.680 --> 1:02:40.520
<v Speaker 3>three days. It used to be every other.

1:02:40.440 --> 1:02:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Day, every two to three everyday three days.

1:02:43.680 --> 1:02:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Do you like naar your scalp? Ever?

1:02:45.600 --> 1:02:48.880
<v Speaker 3>No, I do use nair, but I won't get into that.

1:02:49.320 --> 1:02:57.800
<v Speaker 3>But sure, sure, we'll say, we'll say that, No.

1:02:57.960 --> 1:02:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't use NA.

1:02:59.280 --> 1:03:01.400
<v Speaker 3>I actually shave because it gets closer and I don't

1:03:01.440 --> 1:03:03.440
<v Speaker 3>want the chemicals, so it's it works out.

1:03:03.640 --> 1:03:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you have to massage your scalp a lot? Do

1:03:05.560 --> 1:03:07.240
<v Speaker 2>you like when people I don't massage it, but what

1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:09.480
<v Speaker 2>I do I don't. I don't mind people ubbing my hand.

1:03:09.520 --> 1:03:09.880
<v Speaker 2>You got to ask.

1:03:09.880 --> 1:03:12.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't like people touching me without asking everybody. Yeah,

1:03:12.920 --> 1:03:14.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't like. But if they're like, can I touch you,

1:03:14.720 --> 1:03:17.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm like sure. I like to put coconut when I

1:03:17.360 --> 1:03:19.440
<v Speaker 3>wash my face at night. I like to condition my

1:03:19.480 --> 1:03:21.440
<v Speaker 3>hair because it makes it easier to shave and you

1:03:21.560 --> 1:03:24.000
<v Speaker 3>get less bombos and stuff.

1:03:24.080 --> 1:03:26.080
<v Speaker 2>So I put the coconut oil on there and on

1:03:26.160 --> 1:03:28.760
<v Speaker 2>the beard, and I'm like, that's great.

1:03:28.960 --> 1:03:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any words of advice for our bald

1:03:32.800 --> 1:03:33.800
<v Speaker 1>listeners out there?

1:03:34.040 --> 1:03:36.000
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, no, that's not that's not Do

1:03:36.080 --> 1:03:38.320
<v Speaker 2>you have any words of advice for people who are

1:03:38.520 --> 1:03:39.360
<v Speaker 2>going bald?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:03:40.080 --> 1:03:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I feel your pain. I know you're sensitive. I do.

1:03:43.360 --> 1:03:45.919
<v Speaker 2>But please, if you have a ponytail, if you're trying

1:03:45.960 --> 1:03:46.440
<v Speaker 2>to grow it and.

1:03:46.480 --> 1:03:48.520
<v Speaker 3>You're in denial, because I really want to go around

1:03:48.560 --> 1:03:50.000
<v Speaker 3>the city and just tap people on the back and

1:03:50.080 --> 1:03:51.880
<v Speaker 3>be like, it's kind of let go. You need to

1:03:51.920 --> 1:03:54.400
<v Speaker 3>shave that because you look stupid, and it's just you're

1:03:54.440 --> 1:03:55.320
<v Speaker 3>not fooling anybody.

1:03:55.520 --> 1:03:57.200
<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel about people who are balding and

1:03:57.280 --> 1:04:02.160
<v Speaker 1>still have dreads exactly. She love she's bald.

1:04:02.680 --> 1:04:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Can't see that the yeah feel it though, you can

1:04:05.840 --> 1:04:07.600
<v Speaker 2>feel it. When he goes to wrap his head at night,

1:04:07.640 --> 1:04:09.600
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't let you think he rasters on him.

1:04:09.760 --> 1:04:12.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel he got arms. He just doesn't have eyes.

1:04:12.240 --> 1:04:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I think he has an assistant. He knows somebody's telling

1:04:15.120 --> 1:04:17.160
<v Speaker 1>him to pick out the horrible ass suits he wears.

1:04:17.680 --> 1:04:20.280
<v Speaker 2>It's horrible. Please don't do that. Please just you and

1:04:20.400 --> 1:04:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I get your pain.

1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:23.200
<v Speaker 3>And I feel like for other people making fun of

1:04:23.240 --> 1:04:25.080
<v Speaker 3>people recently, balding is very sensitive.

1:04:25.080 --> 1:04:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Don't be mean of us, get upset.

1:04:27.200 --> 1:04:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I remember when my dad was going bald, he had

1:04:28.920 --> 1:04:30.880
<v Speaker 1>like a spot that was growing here. We left and

1:04:31.000 --> 1:04:34.800
<v Speaker 1>we laughed, laugh. Marie is a terrible hate person. So

1:04:34.960 --> 1:04:37.360
<v Speaker 1>that's what that's my god. My mom would laugh at

1:04:37.440 --> 1:04:39.680
<v Speaker 1>him because my parents would make us pull out their

1:04:39.720 --> 1:04:42.000
<v Speaker 1>gray hairs when we were little, because that's what that

1:04:42.120 --> 1:04:43.440
<v Speaker 1>was like. Busy work, it was like just pulling my

1:04:43.480 --> 1:04:45.520
<v Speaker 1>gray hairs, so we would pull you want us to

1:04:45.520 --> 1:04:46.920
<v Speaker 1>pull your gray hairs out of daddy?

1:04:49.160 --> 1:04:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, these people was older. How did he feel that

1:04:50.960 --> 1:04:53.000
<v Speaker 2>he was alright? My dad was probably like in his

1:04:53.200 --> 1:04:54.040
<v Speaker 2>late thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but he's he's Haitian, he's got a strong heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. You guys, you Island niggas are very all. They

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<v Speaker 2>really are, are very honest. I went to the line.

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<v Speaker 2>It was they were just roasting each other. Left in

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<v Speaker 2>this seems very uncomfortable. I was like, this is a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they were roasting me.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, okay, well before we go, let's tell

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<v Speaker 1>people where they can find you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you could be my Facebook friend. Tark Daniels T

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<v Speaker 3>A R I K. Last name Daniels d A and

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<v Speaker 3>I E L S. I'll be your friend. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>even nearing my limit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney hit her limit this week. See Sidney very popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not seeing I'm the older crowd trying to leave

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<v Speaker 2>it at four thousand. I'm about to delete some money

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<v Speaker 2>now so.

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<v Speaker 1>I can have n.

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<v Speaker 2>So and then. Tark Daniels on Twitter, Tark seventy eight

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. The year you were born seventy eight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to take years old school. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>old people do. They put their the name of their

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<v Speaker 2>the number of their year they were born. Name. Just

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<v Speaker 2>said b W nineteen something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I feel like you have a number somewhere on

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<v Speaker 1>your on your snaps.

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<v Speaker 2>Your email isn't city you all too. I'm gonna change

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<v Speaker 2>my name. I'm gonna change my age eighty eight eighty

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<v Speaker 2>eight done.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So before we go, let's go around the room

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<v Speaker 1>and just say what hairstyle we hate more than anything

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll start.

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<v Speaker 1>Any type of white person with a dreadlock pisses me

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<v Speaker 1>off more than like racism.

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<v Speaker 2>Just took mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking hate it. It's freaking awful. Did I take yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I have my others though, Okay, what else do you hate?

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<v Speaker 3>I really I don't like unnatural hair colors unless it's

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<v Speaker 3>done really, really well. I don't really care for I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen a red, I've seen a blue, I've seen pink

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<v Speaker 3>that I do like.

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<v Speaker 1>But it needs to be done like, very very well,

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<v Speaker 1>like how Rihanna does hers exactly. It needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>like it can't be You need to be wealthy and

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<v Speaker 1>you should be able to upkeep.

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<v Speaker 3>It, upkeep it. You have to upkeep it. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>love I don't think everybody could be blonde. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think every black person looks good blonde. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think most white people looks like some peoples.

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<v Speaker 2>Puff.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy's mother looks awful blinde horrible, horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks good at the blind She needs to take

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<v Speaker 2>those Sydney she she got. That's the perfect example. And

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<v Speaker 2>I love Diddy. I'm sorry if he's listening, if you're listening,

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<v Speaker 2>but tell your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no more about Janice. He said, no, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>not Sidney was your least favorite hairstyle? Those Betty boot banks?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fun?

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<v Speaker 2>Figure out what you want to? Really? Sure do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Like, do you even want to bang? If it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost all the way to your scalp? Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>even have the bank at all? Like that one time,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was awful on her too.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you're going through it is jay Z beating you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why cheating? That's why you know what? Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>If my man is cheing me, I'm not gonna cut

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<v Speaker 1>my banks. I'm gonna cut his dick. What about bam, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you're with a woman. I'm glad you're That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I can't be glad you're a lesbian right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But and I love I just have

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<v Speaker 2>to say that behind listen, this is subscribe.

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<v Speaker 1>I disrespected Beyonce on the podcast, but nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>Came from me. She's also a distant cousin, so we

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<v Speaker 2>have blood relative. That's what your mom is in from

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<v Speaker 2>Houston exactly. You're going through it in Houston, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, my mama Alabama something something I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>really know.

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<v Speaker 2>And so thank you so much for being here, Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for having me. We had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can catch us on the Unofficial Expert on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and my Instagram page is just said b W

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<v Speaker 1>And you can catch us also on Facebook. The Unofficial

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<v Speaker 1>Expert is on Facebook. And I'm reazy r e e Z.

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<v Speaker 1>Why come see it's live cribe like everything that we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Please And if you see a ball person on the train,

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<v Speaker 1>just pet them, rub.

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<v Speaker 2>Their scalps or lick their scalps like Kanye West did

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<v Speaker 2>to Amber Road.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I shout out to Comedy Hype for you

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<v Speaker 1>can get all your comedy news. Look at God, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go because I'm hungry and I smell fries. So bye, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye.