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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie. Sidney,

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Speaker 1: you look amazing in this catsuit that you got on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I you know it's I got this in May and

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Speaker 1: now it's when is it?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know? Yeah, it's fault.

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Speaker 1: So I was waiting, where did you get that from? Uh?

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Speaker 2: You know, well rainbow.

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Speaker 1: Like ron It's it's very like it looks like graffiti.

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Speaker 1: It's very Jenny from the block. Yeah. I feel like

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Speaker 1: if you cut out in the back, it is let

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Speaker 1: me see, it's like a deep back. Oh yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can almost see my ass crack.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, that's so good body suit.

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Speaker 1: But this is just for the day, you know, this

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Speaker 1: is not even for the night. I'm not even going

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Speaker 1: to show these hos what I'm working with. What you

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Speaker 1: were we can see everything. You don't have a bra

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Speaker 1: one no, and you probably don't have no panties on.

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Speaker 2: So really, what do you You.

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Speaker 1: Look like you're giving us like mystique vibes. Very no,

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Speaker 1: this is fashion nova. I feel very fashion nova, like

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Speaker 1: like I should have a glass of Hennessy in my hand,

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Speaker 1: a glass wineless, just like a sniff sniffer snifter or whatever.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I should touch my knees, touch

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Speaker 1: my elbows or something with this on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, going to like freaknake or something. Yeah, I should

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Speaker 2: or Miami.

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Speaker 1: No, it's too you're too covered for Miami. Really yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is like yeah, Miami is like everything is like

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Speaker 1: Brazilian cut. Yeah, you should wear a thong. Everything like

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Speaker 1: the dress to be cut like a thong, right exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: should be in your butt lost.

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Speaker 2: Well, you look great. You're in your best sleep shirt.

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Speaker 2: Thank you something.

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Speaker 1: You know this is not a sleep shirt for me

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Speaker 1: because I sleep. Let ass take it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, look at that.

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Speaker 1: We're giving the listeners some like you know, all the

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Speaker 1: vish some ear porn.

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Speaker 2: This is like ear porn. Listen.

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Speaker 1: If you want some iporn, go to my Instagram it's

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Speaker 1: reezy r e e e z y and just imagine

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Speaker 1: me but ass naked in the bed, or just slide

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Speaker 1: in my DM and I might show you a picture

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Speaker 1: of my kneecap. I'm just sending nudes in my knees,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. I feel like I don't have

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Speaker 1: good knees, but they're like they're like dark scarred. Hey,

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Speaker 1: some people are into that dark and scarred. Yeah, which people.

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Speaker 1: Some dudes they're like, oh, that means you good on

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Speaker 1: your knees. And then they meet me and they're like, nah,

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Speaker 1: she's a cuel She black and terrible.

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Speaker 2: 'tis I?

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Speaker 1: But I have like scars on my knee, like you know,

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Speaker 1: people like, I guess you used to jump a lot

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Speaker 1: as a kid or whatever. And I got dragged by

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Speaker 1: a car.

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Speaker 2: That's what?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait what I want to tell you

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Speaker 1: the story.

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Oh my. So my mom was leaving her job and

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Speaker 1: I was with her, and she starts to drive her

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Speaker 1: Toyota and I was like, I'm gonna see if I

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Speaker 1: could race your car. And my mom is going maybe

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Speaker 1: three miles an hour, and I was like running next

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Speaker 1: to the car, and she sped up a little bit

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Speaker 1: and then I grabbed the passenger window and I fell

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Speaker 1: and the car reacked me for a little bit. But

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Speaker 1: my mom didn't know and she wasn't going that fast.

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Speaker 1: But in my mind I was like, if I if

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Speaker 1: I grabbed this window, I'm like, my body's going like

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Speaker 1: you know, like a cartoon chapter, Like I'm a float,

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Speaker 1: like a piece of paper because I.

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Speaker 2: Was young, right, Does that make sense? You didn't let

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Speaker 2: it go.

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Speaker 1: I didn't let it go until you know, a couple

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Speaker 1: of feet, a couple of meters. Yo, So that's probably

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Speaker 1: why you your mom's favorite, because she's like, I almost

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Speaker 1: killed my brother.

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Speaker 2: Is my mother's favorite? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, damn mom, she's her favorite. We call him precious.

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Speaker 1: At my house, we'd be like, Precious, Well, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that you're alive. And you know those scars mean something, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it means I'm dumb. Our scars like I got the

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Speaker 1: ones on my knuckles. I got my elbow, I was

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Speaker 1: bleeding all over the place, and I had just gotten

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Speaker 1: a chain letter that day that my dad wouldn't let

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Speaker 1: me resent. So I was like, that's why I got

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Speaker 1: these guards. Send that chain letter.

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Speaker 2: Chain letters. No, I don't even know what the hell

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Speaker 2: that is.

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Speaker 1: I was going through Listen, I got a chain letter, right,

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Speaker 1: and so they say you have to send this to

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Speaker 1: X amount of people or something bad's gonna happen to you.

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Speaker 1: And I was going through the phone book because I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna send this to people I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna find random niggas in the phone book

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Speaker 1: and send it to them. And my dad was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you money for stamps or envelopes, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking you to the post office to drop

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Speaker 1: this off.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, but something bad's gonna happen. And

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Speaker 1: then something bad happened, So send those chain letters kids.

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Speaker 1: That's a TVT right there, because the kids don't know

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Speaker 1: about that now.

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Speaker 2: Now it's like it's all on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you see this post, you have to

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Speaker 1: posting tag eight people dumb. So I don't do that,

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Speaker 1: but you know whatever, Thank you so much for admiring

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Speaker 1: my house clothes, Sydney. Yes, let's get into these expertise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week dealing with

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Speaker 1: blind men?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, yeah, I was.

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Speaker 1: I was at a comedy show and uh it was

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Speaker 1: these two people, like two older people. They were heckling

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Speaker 1: everybody and it was on the Upper East Side, so like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they got some rent stabilized condo that they're

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Speaker 1: working on or whatever, and they were just like talking

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Speaker 1: to everybody during their.

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Speaker 2: Set, like keep going hold the mic a different way.

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Speaker 1: What, Yeah, like giving people like constructive, constructive criticism, but

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Speaker 1: the dude was blind, and so I'm like, man, ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody gonna roast you because you blind and you got

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Speaker 1: the retractable cane. So they're like, oh, he's having a

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Speaker 1: bad time, So this is why he's heckling. The retractable

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Speaker 1: retractable cane is like the fancy cane. Nah, dude, Like

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Speaker 1: what if somebody try to rob you? What you're gonna do?

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna fall apart. It's not gonna really work.

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Speaker 2: I felt it's like a button. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Daredevil was a superhero that was blind. He looked like

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Speaker 1: the he looked like he had the cane that he

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Speaker 1: ordered online or something like somebody ordered it online for him.

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Speaker 1: Like see, I mean it's not like he can go online,

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Speaker 1: seeing on TV whatever, so he has heard on TV

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Speaker 1: he looked like one.

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Speaker 2: Of those canes. So he's heckling.

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Speaker 1: And then finally the comic before me is like, it's

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Speaker 1: it's obviously.

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Speaker 2: You guys want us to talk to you, So what's

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Speaker 2: going on? What's you guys deal? You guys? Are you

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Speaker 1: And before the woman could even speak, the blind man

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Speaker 1: is like shaking his head like no, Like he's like

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Speaker 1: offended that we would even ask that he's with this woman,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, you blind, nobody wants your blind dick,

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Speaker 1: like you're trying to be single in this in this

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Speaker 2: Rails okay exactly.

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Speaker 1: And then the crazy thing that I was annoyed at

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Speaker 1: Like if y'all not fucking what y'all she helping you

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Speaker 1: across the street for nothing.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Holding no man's hand after a PM just because we friends.

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Speaker 2: No, she's his seeing eye.

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Speaker 1: Know their friends. They were like, we've known each other

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Speaker 1: for thirty years. And I'm like, and you don't want

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Speaker 1: to fuck her yet? And she's that he's been blind

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Speaker 1: the whole the whole fucking Yes. I'm like, this is

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Speaker 1: he's got blind man confident, like you can't even see

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Speaker 1: your dick, and you are like, no, I don't want

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Speaker 2: But you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder has been blind forever and he has like

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Speaker 1: Wonder Steve, Stevie Wonder just had one of thea this

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Speaker 1: was an old Jewish man with no skills. He's not

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Speaker 1: Stevie One, don't mean he's not rich though, oh man,

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Speaker 1: he was well. When I was talking about like broke

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Speaker 1: dudes with sketches, he's like, that's my favorite shoe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You're like you should have been because you can't see how.

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Speaker 2: Terrible they are. He's like, that's my favorite you. I

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Speaker 2: was like, I can't deal.

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Speaker 1: What did you say because you can't see how terrible

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I do my set he and it was like they

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 1: And then and then they're leaving and I try to

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Speaker 1: you can't see me, but you know I'm black as

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Speaker 1: fucking you racist, like how are you.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be blind and race? I will mush you in

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Speaker 2: the face, like, don't do this. Wait he matrixed away.

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Speaker 2: He was like nah, he did.

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Speaker 1: He did, and then finally he was like and then

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Speaker 1: he gave me a hook back and give you a

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Speaker 1: side hug.

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Speaker 2: Oh so shady.

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Speaker 1: And then he whispers in my ear He's like, you're funny,

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Speaker 1: but if you need any blind jokes, I got you.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, I got all the blind jokes. I

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Speaker 1: was just trying to be you know, respectful because you're old.

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Speaker 2: But then comedy show.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, first of all, they were leaving before my set,

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Speaker 1: and I said, so you don't know this, but I'm black,

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Speaker 1: so you gotta stay. And and the woman was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: don't bring race into this. But I was like, y'all

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Speaker 1: sitting down though, right, I had to use it, so

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Speaker 1: y'all sit the fuck down. She said, don't bring race

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Speaker 1: into it. That's all I got. Yes, literally, all I

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Speaker 1: have is my black kid in my black knees. He

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Speaker 1: was so I was so angry that he was just like,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you would ask that word together.

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, she's got these.

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Speaker 1: Shorts on the body language looked like she maybe she's

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Speaker 1: into you. I don't know, but but he couldn't see

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Speaker 1: the sun. She's like leaning in, but he can't sense that.

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Speaker 2: Listen. She had like the you know.

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Speaker 1: She had a miss in one of your senses. You

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Speaker 1: should be thankful that anybody is sitting next to you.

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Speaker 1: So if you're missing a sense, aren't the other senses heightened?

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Speaker 2: He don't smell that.

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Speaker 1: She put on a little ul behind her ears. No, No,

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Speaker 1: she put a little Postrami on her neck. That's because

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Speaker 2: You would tap and be like you see that off? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, I feel like I need to

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Speaker 1: to speak every day, Like you need to just check in,

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Speaker 2: She should text you late at night. You up, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: At midnight with Dylan. You got another job. So she

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Speaker 1: We went to this place called Burger and Lobster and

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Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I'm just gonna get what she gets.

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Speaker 1: Right, because they say that like when you go on dates,

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Speaker 1: men don't like when women order like the filet when

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Speaker 1: south Fuck you dude? Fruit?

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Speaker 2: Are you on a diet on a date? Fuck you diet? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: get out of here.

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Speaker 1: So we get I get there and I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I should send Marie out for

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Speaker 1: more rolls like this because she looks great.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I had on like a swede crop top, I had

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Speaker 2: No like she was like wait, like she was working out.

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Speaker 2: It was laundry day. It was. It was laundry day

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Speaker 1: She's gonna use the This is a business meeting, right,

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Speaker 1: So I was like whatever, So we get we we're

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, is that why she got.

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Speaker 1: But since you got to put on a blazer or something,

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Speaker 2: La, you gotta put on a I can't.

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Speaker 1: If you're my manager, I want to know that you

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Speaker 1: look the part, unless you are that confident in your

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Speaker 1: dude one piece cat suit or whatever. I feel I

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Speaker 1: in my mind, listen, she's gonna get you all the work.

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Speaker 1: That's how confident she is. It's like, bitch, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 1: So she was like, I'm getting the original. So I

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Speaker 1: scrolled down to the menu and I see it's one

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Speaker 1: point five pound lobster. Wow, you get fries, and you

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Speaker 1: got a house salad, you get like garlic butter with it,

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Speaker 1: you get in a hole.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I said, well, are you gonna get that?

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Speaker 1: I'm also gonna get that because it was the most

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Speaker 1: if I'm giving you ten per cent, then technically i'm

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Speaker 1: I haven't paid her yet because I haven't booked anything.

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Speaker 1: But that's neither here, rut nor there.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So they give us the little bibs,

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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, because you always see people

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Speaker 2: Order of fries. Yo, your manager is loose. I love her.

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Speaker 1: She's probably like one of those chicks that go to

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Speaker 1: it sound like she's an alcoholic. Everybody knows her now,

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Speaker 1: no cheers, no, just like they know her because she

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Speaker 1: that's for two orders of fries instead of a salad.

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Speaker 1: I was like, You're gonna die tonight. And then I

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, let me see where she drinking.

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Speaker 1: And she got a coke and I was like, you

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Speaker 2: So I was like, I guess I gotta drink regular

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Speaker 1: I was like, it's too if she had gotten a

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Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to match what she at. Girl. Also,

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Speaker 1: Listen, this is not some phonathon. You don't have to

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Speaker 2: Dude, I just got a freaking cock chair. What's wrong

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Speaker 1: You should have got a little rose and yeah, but

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Speaker 1: what does.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what pairs well with?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's anything free, anything that you're not

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Speaker 2: I just got a lemonade.

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's so regular elemonade and lobster. That

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Speaker 1: her do it. I'm dipping my thing in the garlic

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Speaker 1: butter with like my fingers.

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Speaker 2: I'm very so common.

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Speaker 1: You didn't use the fucking little fork thing. I had

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Speaker 1: a know there was like a little scoop piece scoop

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Speaker 1: it's like an I know, you put it down halfway

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Speaker 2: You just go get in there sucking on claws and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And then apparently I didn't because I saw one people

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Speaker 1: about it later. Apparently I didn't eat the lobster properly

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Speaker 1: the like I didn't like suck any of the meat out.

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Speaker 2: Well, you don't suck, so anyway, speaking of not sucking, Guess.

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Speaker 1: Does not suck at all. As a person, he's so great.

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Speaker 1: He's a really good friend of ours. He's an actual doing.

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Speaker 1: He's a storyteller. He performs all over we He actually

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Speaker 1: comes to the warm up, supports us down. If you've

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Speaker 1: you because we're not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Baby. It's Sylvan now.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what song you're trying to say,

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Speaker 1: one twelve it's it didn't sound.

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Speaker 2: Like the one this mosing your bucket.

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Speaker 1: I remember when you used to things away. Okay, Marie,

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Speaker 1: bring in our guests please, I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: his name wrong. Derek Tark Tarik. Yes, okay, let's wait.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it one more time. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: our next guest, the bald expert.

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Speaker 2: TERRK Tarik Tarik. Oh my god, let me do it.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for our our guest today. He's an actor,

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Speaker 1: he's a comedian, he's a storyteller.

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Speaker 2: He's our old expert. Taric D. Daniels. Hello, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: Thank you Marie, and saying Taric.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's talk a little bit about why we can't

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Speaker 1: say your name because it.

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Speaker 3: Right, it is and it is the same name, Okay,

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Speaker 3: So there's many It's an Arabic name, so there's many

442
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,560
Speaker 3: pronunciations for it. So most people do say Tariq, which

443
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Speaker 3: is a lot is like it's kind of like the

444
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,520
Speaker 3: hood pronunciation. I say because because when I meet someone

445
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:32,040
Speaker 3: who's Arabic, they say it's Taric, like it's and then

446
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,199
Speaker 3: I've had this and everybody in Arabic. I met this

447
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,840
Speaker 3: woman like she's like, that's how you say it. But

448
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,720
Speaker 3: the American pronunciation is either taric, which is how I'm

449
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Speaker 3: familiar with saying it, like tar baby and Rick put together,

450
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Speaker 3: I'm not see and then I know tar baby is

451
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Speaker 3: a racial slur.

452
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Speaker 2: But since my name is tark.

453
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Speaker 3: People have called me tar baby and just being saying

454
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Speaker 3: my name is so it never bothered me and I

455
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Speaker 3: never looked at it them being racist.

456
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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm I'm not calling you. You can whatever you

457
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Speaker 2: want is a nickname of mine. I'm gonna call you tah.

458
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you tah Trek.

459
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Speaker 1: Have you ever had lobster whole lobster on a shell?

460
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Speaker 2: Yes, I have.

461
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Speaker 1: When shoes like that, I know you do because it's

462
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 1: like a sports it's a sports shoe.

463
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,439
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a sneaker shoe.

464
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a it's a sports sneaker business shoe

465
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Speaker 1: because it looks like you can go from like the

466
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Speaker 1: business to like playing golf.

467
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Speaker 2: Good.

468
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Speaker 1: And also let's go let's give you like full body

469
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Speaker 1: camp so your your calves are quite shiny. I don't

470
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Speaker 1: wear cocona oil in the summertime because it's like it's

471
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Speaker 1: like a like a suntan lotion.

472
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Speaker 2: I don't need to. You know.

473
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Speaker 1: You also have a gym membership because I can see

474
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Speaker 1: your caves.

475
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 3: Yes, you had to New York Health and Racket Club

476
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Speaker 3: Racket Club. Yes, well, I work for the company I

477
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Speaker 3: work before I get a little idea to discount.

478
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Speaker 1: OK, do you have a family plan? Can you get

479
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Speaker 1: like a guest or something?

480
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Speaker 3: I don't know we've ra to get I don't know

481
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Speaker 3: if I can get a guess. We don't have to

482
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Speaker 3: get married for you to get the.

483
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Speaker 1: I think you get your questions asking for a friend.

484
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 1: Racket Club Wow, God, you probably the richest person that. Yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: I'm so not and we've had a rich expert. Well,

486
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Speaker 1: then that person's richer than me. Definitely.

487
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Speaker 3: I have rich friends and I have a good I

488
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Speaker 3: have a connect, rich gym membership.

489
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Speaker 2: You're rich adjacent. I'm rich Ad Jason.

490
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Speaker 1: You're rich Ad Jason. So you know everybody? So do

491
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Speaker 1: you meet like rich? Have you met anybody at the

492
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Speaker 1: gym that you like hooked up with?

493
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Speaker 2: Or you win?

494
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 3: Because I look so raggedy at the gym and I'm

495
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Speaker 3: so out of shame and everybody else because I don't

496
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Speaker 3: have like, I don't have cute gym clothes. I wear

497
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,880
Speaker 3: like cheap little shorts and my T shirt and I'm

498
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,680
Speaker 3: just I'm concentrated. And all those people are they have

499
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Speaker 3: money and they don't even look my way.

500
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Speaker 2: That's a lot.

501
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 3: The only person that talks to me is a black

502
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Speaker 3: lesbian who's known me in the neighborhood. And for you,

503
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Speaker 3: she's super sweet. I forget her name, but she's only

504
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Speaker 3: she's super sweet, But you're.

505
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Speaker 2: Not because you name hey Cheryll girl. But but no,

506
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 2: they don't.

507
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Speaker 1: That's what you think now. But when they in the

508
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: locker room, they're like that, oh that black.

509
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 3: That black, God, that that black, that black when they

510
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 3: need to holler there listening, come up.

511
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 2: I'm single.

512
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 1: My sister's gym. She'd be telling me who goes there?

513
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,880
Speaker 1: She's like, Anderson Cooper goes there, the wrap goes.

514
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, why don't I come to the gym

515
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Speaker 2: with you?

516
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 1: Because she goes to the gym at five o'clock in

517
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Speaker 1: the morning.

518
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. Leather Jones works out there. I love

519
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 2: Leslie Jones. That's that's too early. It's five o'clock in

520
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 2: the morning. That means I gotta get up at four.

521
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Speaker 1: You also have your chest out, You got your you

522
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 1: got your chest hairs out.

523
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Speaker 2: You got a little unbutton. Yeah, well it's hot, it's

524
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Speaker 2: supposed to be fall.

525
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 3: I really wanted to rock a sweater in my fall boots,

526
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 3: these new boots I got, but I would have been melted.

527
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Speaker 1: What the boots look like? Are they like like like

528
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Speaker 1: shin high like a low boot.

529
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Speaker 2: Cue. They're like, yeah, I'm excited for fall fashion. Yeah,

530
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: I like the fashion. I like a little jacket. But

531
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Speaker 2: you're in between right now.

532
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Speaker 1: You got the in between, like you're ending summer getting

533
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Speaker 1: into fall.

534
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Speaker 2: Is your your chest.

535
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: I feel like we thought summer was over and then

536
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Speaker 1: it was like eighty some degrees for like, I.

537
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Speaker 3: Did it back into my summer closed drawer and pull

538
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Speaker 3: out these shorts today.

539
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: He's got a little short on. It's little. It's tight too.

540
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: It's good. Yeah, world up. I don't want you know,

541
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Speaker 2: I don't. I feel a little dorky and shorts. It's not.

542
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 1: It's too hot. So you have on a button up

543
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 1: shirt that looked like is J Crew and you have

544
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Speaker 1: on a dress sneaker shoe.

545
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 2: So the shorts like pair.

546
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Speaker 1: Well with what you got and they think care will

547
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Speaker 1: with your bald desk head.

548
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: My head is beautiful. I love it.

549
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: You don't have bumps and lumps. No, it's a good shade.

550
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Speaker 2: It's thanks so much.

551
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Speaker 1: It's very good. And turn around and look at the

552
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Speaker 1: face the wall so I can see what the back.

553
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 2: That's a good head.

554
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good. You don't look like alien or

555
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Speaker 1: predator at all.

556
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Speaker 3: Beard sohm, I was told I looked like et one time.

557
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Speaker 1: Who would tell you slapped it out a little bit.

558
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 2: The coworkers were saying.

559
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Speaker 3: The coworker mind told me the bus boys and the

560
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Speaker 3: little Mexican bus boys are.

561
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Speaker 2: Like, he looks like et. He looks like t. Mexicans

562
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Speaker 2: got you, they got me. And I'm was like, I'm like,

563
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Speaker 2: why would you tell me that I was younger? This

564
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: is years ago? I was so offended. She's like, what

565
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 2: you wanted me not to tell you?

566
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, do me one favorite phone.

567
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Speaker 2: That's my celebrity doppelganger is et Tari No.

568
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Speaker 1: I feel like, who do you look like? You look

569
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 1: like a mix of mister clean Hey and like Skinny Common. Oh,

570
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: I'll take that Skinny Common. That was a reach. I

571
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: was gonna say, Paul.

572
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotten when I was thinner, I got RuPaul

573
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Speaker 3: all the time.

574
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,959
Speaker 1: I could see him say and Skinny Common.

575
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take it. I love both of them. That's

576
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: what I feel like, and I like, I love Rue.

577
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: I love I.

578
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: Love how RuPaul will like be super drag and then

579
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Speaker 1: like any anytime he has an appearance, it'll just be in.

580
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: Like a suit. Yeah, because you have to pay him.

581
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 2: He's like, I gotta get paid if I'm coming in.

582
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 3: Drag, which makes sense. Be spoke suit like, why aren't

583
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: you in drag? You're here and you're like, because you

584
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Speaker 3: did pay.

585
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: Me, can I about like a little like a reading glasses,

586
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 1: like reading glass on. When he comes in a blazer,

587
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: that means I'm just here to just as a friend.

588
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: I'm doing your favor.

589
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm here plugging my products.

590
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: And I waited on him and he was wonderful.

591
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

592
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

593
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: And then when I told him, I was like, thank

594
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 3: you for what you've done. I'm a big fan.

595
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: And he was leaving. He was like, he's like thank you.

596
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: So he's like, you want to take a picture, and

597
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: I'm like yes, because I can't ask I get fired.

598
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: But I'm like I was like, if you ask me,

599
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 2: then I could take it. He was like, I know, honey,

600
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 2: I know.

601
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: I never asked freaking love. Never asked, and I've never

602
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: taken it. I've taken pictures with celebrities like when I'm

603
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: not at work, but at work, never, no, no, never,

604
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: I can totally lose my job.

605
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Even if they're like, yeah, let's take a picture,

606
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 2: I can live.

607
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 3: If they suggested, I'm like, we have to give the

608
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Speaker 3: guests what they want, so let's take a picture. And

609
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 3: that's what I did with and he suggested it and

610
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 3: I took it.

611
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: It's only one no one time somebody wanted to take

612
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 1: a picture with Pharrell and I wanted to so badly,

613
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: and I was kind of in the picture, just dropping

614
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: the drink off, and I was like, well, I was

615
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: in it. That was my hand, Hey, that was me, Taric.

616
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: Where are you from Oakland, California. I used to living

617
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: in Oakland. I grew up there, Sydney. We talk about

618
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: this every I know, Yes, another rains in southern car.

619
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Speaker 3: I know, I remember thinking that too, but that was

620
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: their song and I was like, y'all from Oakland, Like

621
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Speaker 3: why are they.

622
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: Talking about also in southern California and it would rain

623
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Speaker 1: and I'd been like, he a damn life. It's a

624
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: damn lie, lie God at Oakland.

625
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: Are some of that? Grandma?

626
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you're from Oakland. Uh, talk to us

627
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: about like your your background, Like who is your mom?

628
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: Is she is she Arabic? No, not at all.

629
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 3: My mother and father are both My mother's from Houston, Texas,

630
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 3: and then my father's from Chicago. They both moved to

631
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 3: California when they were young and they were high school sweethearts,

632
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 3: got together, you know, they broke up a little bit.

633
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: Then when he was in college, I got back together,

634
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 3: and they were together, they got married. He was smoking

635
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: a joint and reading an Arabic baby name book and

636
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: she saw my name and she liked it.

637
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: I feel like people, don't people be thinking too much

638
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: about baby.

639
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: Names, right they do?

640
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: Like my god sister was having a baby and she

641
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: and her husband Jimmy. Her name is Patricia, his name

642
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: is Jimmy. They were going back and forth on names.

643
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: They named the baby to hide spelled p t a

644
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: h I no. So it's spelled putai no, but it's

645
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: pronounced to hi.

646
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 3: Why you're making it difficult for them? I tell people,

647
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: get something that people can pronounce.

648
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: That's why I okay, Taric, you got a lot of nerves.

649
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: That's why I hate my name. I don't like my name.

650
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, why didn't you just give me a name

651
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 3: that people can easily pronounce?

652
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 2: Ill you Ta? You can call me ty, like I said,

653
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: you can call me anything long as you call me.

654
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely think that names it's a big deal,

655
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 1: but not that big of a deal. Like it's a

656
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: big deal because that's what people call you, like for

657
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: a long time, Like so I would talk to my

658
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: mom about names because I don't like as a kid,

659
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: I didn't like the name Marie, right because Marie to

660
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: me is like a simple ass middle name.

661
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: Right.

662
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: So I never liked my name, and my mom was like, well,

663
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: I have other names picked out for all of my kids.

664
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: My brother was gonna be Nicholas.

665
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: I'm so he's Anola.

666
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: My mother is definitely a nick Nicks or Dicks. Like

667
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: Nicks are like those who like, you know, like bang

668
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,239
Speaker 1: white women and play basketball, you know what I mean?

669
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: Like that. My brother is that, except he doesn't rhymes

670
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: Nick's dick.

671
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: I think Nick.

672
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: I think of a white man, though I don't know

673
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: that many black Nicks.

674
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 3: I don't know Nicholas, any black man I know. If

675
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 3: they don't do Nick, it's Nicholas.

676
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: No, Who's Who's the dude who killed Bobby Pristina?

677
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: Wasn't his name? Got shut up? Marie? Oh Nick?

678
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: And I knew when Nick Carter growing up, it was

679
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: a black dude. And then there's Nick Carter from the

680
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: Patory Boys, and he was white. And that's the only

681
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: Nick that I know, the white ones, you know, more

682
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: nixed dude. And then my mom said that my name

683
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: was gonna be Tasiana. And I was like, I was

684
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: be Toss. I'm so glad glad that you're not. You

685
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: can't see me as I'm so glad you're no I

686
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: can see.

687
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 2: But you're Marika. I know you as I like. But

688
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,479
Speaker 2: it's easy for your name to me Marie. People meet

689
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: you like, Hi, I'm Marie. They know your name. They're

690
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: not like but you know, they fucking up. They call

691
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: her Maria all the time. People are married. Well, people

692
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: are just assholes and they're just stupid, so everybody can't

693
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 2: read you're stupid.

694
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: And then my mom had another name picked up for

695
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: my sister, but my dad was like Lutney because he

696
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: knew some girl in his neighborhood named Lutney. Oh Ludey

697
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: was like my dad's first love. And that's my sister's

698
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: name now.

699
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: So we'll see.

700
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 3: Because my mother wanted to name me Donovan, and it

701
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 3: would have been Donovan Daniels, which I love.

702
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: Because that's how is out the door. I'm too old

703
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: to change it now, but I will not.

704
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: And the reason why I'm not a Donovan because they

705
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 3: knew a Donovan and he wanted to get with my

706
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: mother and my dad didn't like him, and he was like, nah.

707
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: You're an artist.

708
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Donovan Daniels sounds like a socks designer.

709
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: Donovan Daniels. I'll take it like he makes ties. I

710
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: love it.

711
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: Donovan Daniels sound like it'd be like a wine or

712
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: something like that.

713
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 2: See, I could be give me like in nineteen forty two.

714
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: Well I could make it Daniels, multiple things. I can

715
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 2: have wine. I could be your stage name should be Donnavan.

716
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: Donavan Daniels.

717
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not that famous yet, so I couldn't honestly

718
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: feel like you could do famous at all or successful.

719
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: So it's not too You're on your way. Mama was,

720
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 3: so maybe now is the time you don't go with Donovan. Okay,

721
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 3: so good so named me.

722
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: So your mom liked the name Donovan because some dude

723
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: named Donovan.

724
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 2: I just like the name.

725
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 3: And her name is Deborah, so she was like, I

726
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 3: wanted is Deborah Daniels. So she was like, oh, d

727
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 3: give him a d name and Donnavan. And my dad

728
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: was like Noah, that ha, he was Hayden and they

729
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: got a divorce anyway, So it was like it wasn't

730
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 3: like he probably don't give it about Donovan name.

731
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 2: Exactly what's her name? Tony?

732
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 3: Anthony? Well, and Anthony is my middle name, so ha,

733
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: his his real name is Anthony.

734
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 2: But he name isn't your name. But your mom couldn't pick.

735
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: She couldn't pick the dude that was Tony. Boooo, He's right.

736
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: He might Listen, Tony, you think, Yeah, he's very supportive.

737
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 3: He doesn't like when I get vulgar, but he's very supportive.

738
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: Tony. How are you doing, Tony?

739
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: We try not to curse nigga, So talk to us

740
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: about your hair because you're bald now and it's a

741
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: good it's.

742
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: A good look for you. For you, I've come full

743
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: circle with this now. But listen, I started to lose

744
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 3: my hair at twenty and it was very upsetting. Twenty

745
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 3: I was very young and I was just shocked because

746
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 3: I was hereditary or yeah it is, and they always

747
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: say that's how I'm this is an expert thing I'm

748
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: about to drop on y'all. They always say it's on

749
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 3: your mother's side, and that's a lie because it's like

750
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 3: everything that is hereditary, it can come from either or

751
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: every man. On my father's side and some of the

752
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 3: women are bald. Tony's the Daniels side. Every nigga in

753
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 3: that family, we're all bald. I don't know if someone

754
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 3: did some voodoo woman wrong back in the day and

755
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 3: she was like, all your nigga's gonna be bald and she.

756
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: Put a curse on.

757
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: Wait, but the men on your mother's side are not hair.

758
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: My grandfather has hair, my uncle, your grandfather. How old

759
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: is your grandfather?

760
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: Oh, god, eighty six. He should be bald. He should

761
00:30:59,640 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: be bald.

762
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: There was a little thing but he had. He didn't

763
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 3: lose his hair. He didn't start until he was like waiting,

764
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: it's a little bit. But yeah, I was twenty so

765
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: I was like, and I used to get my hair

766
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,479
Speaker 3: cut every week and it was super cute. And then

767
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 3: I noticed my fade was fading away, and I was devastated,

768
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: Like I put that first, I started to using mascaret

769
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 3: a darkness.

770
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 2: Spot I did. No, you didn't. I don't even remember whatever.

771
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: It was cheap.

772
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: Maybe it was mabeling. What's the one with the with

773
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: the green the green top and the pink bottoms that mabel.

774
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: One of them?

775
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 3: It's not went wild, right, It wasn't. It wasn't when Yeah,

776
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: So I did that and then I started. I tried

777
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: to pray. I was really upset.

778
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: You prayed the ball away. I prayed.

779
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: I tried rogaine. And see the thing with rogaine, it

780
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: does work, and how do I know? But it takes

781
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 3: three months and I was impatient. I was like freaking out.

782
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: You had but I was so stupid.

783
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 3: And then at that time it was hardly and it

784
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 3: was like a little spot here in front and then

785
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: a little bit in the back.

786
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: Well, how does rogane work. It's like a cream or

787
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: like a shampoo.

788
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: They well, they now, I mean this is a while ago.

789
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: Then it was just like a foam, and it was

790
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: like it was a spray. Now they have a foam.

791
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,959
Speaker 3: I believe they have a jail, like they have creams.

792
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 3: They have all kinds. And it does it work. It

793
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 3: keeps the hair you have, and it doesn't so it

794
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: doesn't go away. It does keep the hair you have

795
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 3: because it doesn't regrowth. It They said it doesn't real.

796
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 3: Some people were saying they had a little bit of regrowth.

797
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: But I had my friend's uncle, he was like, he

798
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 3: kept his hair. He used rogain.

799
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: I just couldn't. I kept doing all kinds of things.

800
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: Should have had some bio ten in your life.

801
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: I well, I didn't know, See, I didn't know.

802
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 3: And then and then I found this ancient Chinese remedy

803
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: that was supposed to help me and ordered online.

804
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: Yes, and it came. It cost sixty dollars.

805
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 3: It came in the mail in this pretty pink bottle

806
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 3: and it looked like soy sauce and it smelled like

807
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 3: soy sauce. Oh my god, it was a sodium and

808
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: it said on the on the on the ad it

809
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: said an ancient Chinese herb remedy for ball this And

810
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: I was at the time, I'm like, I've never seen

811
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: a ball headed Chinese person that has to work.

812
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: But I've actually never seen a ball Chinese person.

813
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: Either, That's what I was thinking. But they are I

814
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: feel like I have those I have now. Wow.

815
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: I mean I also had never seen a homeless Chinese person,

816
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: and I saw a homeless Chinese lady this week. Me too.

817
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 2: See, the struggle is real.

818
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: Wait, so you paid sixty dollars for MSG. Wow that sucks.

819
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh h oh, it gets worse, It gets worse.

820
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: So the worst thing I did so after that, I'm

821
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: freaking out. I joined Hairclub for Men. No what's hairclub

822
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 3: for men? Because CLI hairclob for men. You know, they

823
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: have advertisement it's like your real hair. It's all this

824
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 3: so you basically you go and it's a consultant and

825
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 3: it's basically a two pe that is taped glue to you.

826
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: It's a lace.

827
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 3: Run Yeah, it's a lace. It's a weak exactly. So

828
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: what I had to do was I had to grow

829
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 3: my hair out for three months.

830
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: They matched me. It was like this.

831
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,239
Speaker 3: We went to this like really like salon type thing.

832
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 3: They have specialists to talking to you. And I was

833
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: really upset. And I remember telling this stupid girl who

834
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: really pissed me off. I was like, yeah, if I

835
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 3: was older, I'm twenty years old. If I was older,

836
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: if I was fifty or sixty, I could be able

837
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 3: to deal with it.

838
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god.

839
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 3: Everybody says that. People who were sixty. They say, holy

840
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 3: if I would seventy. And I was like, bitch, I'm twenty.

841
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: I can't even I can't even illegally buy alcohol.

842
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: I'm in college right now. I should not be dealing

843
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,479
Speaker 2: with my hair loss.

844
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: Well you didn't do the like fitted cap thing yet,

845
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: because you could do you could wear hats for a minute.

846
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 3: Well for the three months that I know, I look funny,

847
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 3: party my hat, my hat, The hats on my head

848
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 3: looked weird. I had to wear hats because I had

849
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 3: to grow the hair out that I had, and I

850
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: was so self conscious that I wore wraps and hats

851
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 3: for three months until I.

852
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 2: You remember how they used to do those like pieces

853
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: of she and it would be like a little bun.

854
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: He would like, wow, Yeah, that was like in the

855
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 3: early two thousand Israelite. Yeah my name is Yeah, And

856
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 3: I look like at Harlem. And I hit it for

857
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: three months and then I got it was my day,

858
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 3: and I was so excited and I went in and

859
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 3: they fitted it on me and it was it was wonderful.

860
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 3: My mother was the only person knew I did it.

861
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 3: It looked so good. It looked like a little mini afro.

862
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: You have pictures. I don't because it's horrid. Wait, he's

863
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 2: lived me.

864
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you why tallis because it's such it's

865
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 3: so sad. So I spent this is the dumbest thing.

866
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 2: Evidence. It cost me sixteen hundred dollars sixty. You were

867
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: a little lace front bank dude. I could take you

868
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: to anything. Yeah, Bushwick, I wouldn't want to friends yet

869
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 2: we weren't. You were in elementary school.

870
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: They got wigs outside off flat Bush. My I think

871
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: my grandmother had a wig. She could have hit you with. See.

872
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 3: I liked it because it was there. So with the

873
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 3: first day it looked great. They I like the side,

874
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 3: like the the girl did it. I looked so cute.

875
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: I came home. Did you go to the barber and

876
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 2: get a shape up? No? I didn't. I didn't need

877
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: you because the girl woman did the shape but she

878
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 2: did it perfectly. I went home.

879
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 3: My mother's like, it looks great. So look I went out.

880
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 3: I hadn't been out. I was so happy I hadn't

881
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: been out.

882
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 2: You were like home hiding with your hats.

883
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: I was like, the way you want to take your

884
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: new uh new hair, and everyone like, look at you

885
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: with your little mini afroone.

886
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I had a little pick out,

887
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 2: like my little spray for it. And it was real hair.

888
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: It was real black people hair. It was real hair.

889
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: You had pubes on your head, had big well, yeah

890
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: I did. God did you look like a pret Well

891
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 2: what happened?

892
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 3: Okay, it's so sad, so that week that Friday look great,

893
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 3: Saturday look, Sunday fine. Monday morning it rained. I had

894
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 3: been picking, I had been using it. I was so

895
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: happy of hair. I started balding from the piece, like

896
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 3: this thing. I started losing my hair from the piece.

897
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 3: Wait wait, it started to thin, like I noticed, and

898
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it in three days.

899
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like if you get wigs or pieces

900
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: or anything, you're not supposed to touch it that much.

901
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: I didn't know I was touching it every hour. I

902
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 3: was like, also, I my head was itching, so I

903
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 3: didn't have beesly talking about patch your weed, ladies, I

904
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 3: didn't know about how I was like, it was itching

905
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 3: like crazy. So I called the place. I'm like, it

906
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 3: doesn't look like i'm looking. I'm freaking out. I was

907
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 3: freaking ou because there's no refunds.

908
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's why, because I already know you're going

909
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: to do something stupid like touch it too much.

910
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: So they were like, we can they like come in,

911
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 3: So I go in. I'm like, it's itchy. It doesn't

912
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 3: look as good as it it on Friday. So they

913
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: took it off. I had so much dandruf. It was

914
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 3: so Nancy my sky was so dry, they like, so

915
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 3: then they shaved some of the hair that was underneath it.

916
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 3: So they shaved it and I had George Jefferson like

917
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 3: real and then they put it back on. They put

918
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 3: the nerve. This time it did not look good. It

919
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 3: looked like a boneless dead rat was on top of

920
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 3: my head and one of those rats. You guys have

921
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 3: words and they were like, mister Daniels, it looks fine.

922
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: We don't understand what you're They try to make it

923
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 3: like it was. I was like psychologically like tripping. Was

924
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 3: it a white person or person to white people? Okay,

925
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 3: you know they know they can't White people can't do

926
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 3: our hair.

927
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: The hairstyles was Latin, so I thought we had some

928
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: like ethnic kind of you're the white guy that spoke Spanish.

929
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 2: Europeans. It was a tie. It was a like my

930
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: name is.

931
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: No so shaved first of all, why would they not

932
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: shave your hair underneath.

933
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 3: Before they put it on the first it gave it

934
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: more because time now it was it was flatter, and

935
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 3: it just looked horrible.

936
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 1: As a woman. When we when you get wigs or whatever,

937
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: if your hair is if your hair is too high,

938
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: your natural hair then it's gonna look lifted.

939
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: So how did it was a mini little afro? It works, Okay,

940
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: I see what But then once they redid it, so

941
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: I was like, they were like, you can wait. I

942
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: went home. I cried and I cried. I stayed in

943
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: band for like two days. I took it. They peeled

944
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: your they pushed your wig back. First of all, why

945
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: were you so dandrophy like?

946
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: So it was gonna just had and I never had

947
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: dandriff before. It was just like my scalf was dry

948
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 3: because it was underneath that thing.

949
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: And then they had they glued it down kind of

950
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: glew was it? I have.

951
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: It? A gorilla is like a little tape. But they

952
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: gave me tape. I couldn't. I could have took it off,

953
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 2: scratched it and put it back on. No, I don't

954
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: want to be in control of my lace front exactly.

955
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: Still visit Ceiling Gone Gone, Ghost Ghost Ride the whip.

956
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 2: Wait. So if you like it was something that you could.

957
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: Take off yourself, wash your hair and then put back on.

958
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: Well I could.

959
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 3: They They stressed not to really do that. It was

960
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: like just in case if you need to. It was

961
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 3: just kind of like because you wanted to live like

962
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 3: it was your hair, but it wasn't going to be forever.

963
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: No, and it wasn't. It was only for three days

964
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: when you took it off. Was it like a garbage lid?

965
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: Like did you just live? What was the back?

966
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a two pay It

967
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 3: was it was a plastic It was like a plastic

968
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 3: thing inside of it, like a pat plastic core, and

969
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 3: then the hair was coming out of it.

970
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: It was a mess.

971
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: But what was the back was because the back was

972
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: I have my own hair. You didn't need that much.

973
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that was tape to you had half

974
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: had a half place front. Yeah, it was just it

975
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: was just like you know, they make like lace front

976
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: two pays for men, like I know they do. I

977
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: think Steve Harvey wear's one.

978
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 3: He used to Yeah he did, and now he did.

979
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 3: And I've seen I just read an article recently. They're

980
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 3: doing this in the hood for not as much as

981
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 3: like eight hundred to a thousand. It's less than what

982
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: I paid. And they do that, they really do, yo,

983
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: you know.

984
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: They well I saw the videos.

985
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: There's all these videos where these dudes like they basically

986
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: they're so ball. They look terrible. They have patches or whatever,

987
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: and then the guy kind of tapes the thing on

988
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: and then starts shaving it into a high top.

989
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: Because that's what you could do. You could get different

990
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: types of hair texture.

991
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: It's it's really cool. Like I wouldn't do that for

992
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 3: my every day I would do that for a role,

993
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 3: like for a part just to be in. But I'm

994
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: I've accepted.

995
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: There was this Spanish dude who was getting the lace

996
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: front but with like the Spanish wave, and then the

997
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: barber was kind of like getting the baby hairs.

998
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: It was.

999
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: There was like baby hairs on it. I said, yo,

1000
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen lace front beards video. Yeah,

1001
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: it's a legit lace front beard. Yes, as a man,

1002
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: how stressed out? Well, not that like because you're gay,

1003
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: but like but just in general as a dude, like

1004
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: losing your hair a.

1005
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: House, I felt like something was wrong with me because

1006
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: I was so young.

1007
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 3: My father lost his hair, but he was like in

1008
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 3: his late thirties and so he it was just and I,

1009
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: you know, joke around him, and I was like, I'm

1010
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: fine because this comes from your mama side, and I

1011
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: got mom, I'm from this is my mama's side.

1012
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: Where you were too cocky.

1013
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 2: Yep, be too cocky about it. Yep, you should have

1014
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: just kept your mouth shut.

1015
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 3: And I would dye my hair sometimes I would put

1016
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: like a little texturizer in there every now and then

1017
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 3: fell out. You had a less curl all that paint.

1018
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: Are you like texturizer?

1019
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: There was?

1020
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 3: There was a wave texturizer I would use. It was

1021
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 3: cute too, because sometimes people be like, oh, are you

1022
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: are you Puerto Rican? Is your mama white? And I'm like, no,

1023
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 3: I just got my hair. I was like, it's just cute.

1024
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: And then yeah, you were doing a lot. I was

1025
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: doing too much. I had to be humbled.

1026
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: I couldn't even as as a kid growing up, I

1027
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: couldn't even touch my hair like that because they knew

1028
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: like if I touched my hair, I'll touch it too

1029
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: much and then it'll start falling out. You get thin,

1030
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: and like my aunt will hot comb my hair, and

1031
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: then I would touch it and get it all messed

1032
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: up again, and it's like, you're gonna your hair is

1033
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: gonna fall out.

1034
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 2: Well, that's what it is.

1035
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: If we just let our like, if we just let

1036
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: our hair do what it does, it grows fine.

1037
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 2: I wish I had done that it just it grows fine.

1038
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: Like I've never I would get texturized as a little kid,

1039
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: and I would get braized. But my mom would't let

1040
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: us get perms because she was like, perms are not

1041
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: good for your hair.

1042
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: And then she was right.

1043
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: She had her rolls in and she had just come

1044
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: back from the salon and she was like, no, you

1045
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: guys can't get it's not good for you. No.

1046
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you want a why are you hating

1047
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: on me?

1048
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: I know you know what I mean. But my mom

1049
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: is when I was a little kid, she had like

1050
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: a nice little fro. She had like a little like

1051
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: a like an Aunt viv style fro, and then she

1052
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: uh and then my mom's hair started falling out. I

1053
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: mean she still has hair, but it's like super thin

1054
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: now because she.

1055
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 3: Her changes that you yeah, yeah damage. And then like

1056
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with having a Jerry crowl when I

1057
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: was a kid.

1058
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: I want to Jerry curl. My parents are like, no,

1059
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: how old are you? I'm thirty nine? Oh my god, wait,

1060
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,959
Speaker 2: thank you. That's why I told you were in elementary school.

1061
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: When I was doing no, I thought you were. I

1062
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: thought you were like twenty nine.

1063
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 3: I need to start lying about my a you should

1064
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 3: I need to change my name and start lying about my.

1065
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Thirty nine you look outstanding. Also feel it might be

1066
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: the oldest person that I know, Oh my god, even

1067
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 1: if my mom was like.

1068
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: You're talking the oldest person in ever in my in

1069
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: my place. You're the oldest on this podcast. Oh well, hair,

1070
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: I have that. You got to get an old expert

1071
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 2: on the podcast.

1072
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah well oh wait, no, how old is also also

1073
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: just turned forty? Yeah?

1074
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 2: Actually that It makes me feel so much better than

1075
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: my most agian friend.

1076
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: But right, but he doesn't. He looks amazing.

1077
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: Well, hey, black people, come on, We're good.

1078
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 3: I mean, and I feel like And the funny thing

1079
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: about losing my hair was I went through a fat

1080
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 3: acne stage with break.

1081
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: I was fat with acne and brains and bald. No

1082
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: I had hair down. I was like.

1083
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 3: So then when I was around seventeen eighteen, I came

1084
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 3: into my own, I lost weight, I got cute. And

1085
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 3: my sister because we were talking about me being bald

1086
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 3: last night and she was like, you know, you were

1087
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: just coming into your own and like really feeling yourself,

1088
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, I know.

1089
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 2: It was fat.

1090
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: It was the truth God giveth and taketh in the way,

1091
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: take geth a way he did.

1092
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 2: The Lord was so rude to you, dude, he humbled you.

1093
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 3: Then he humbled me because I, yeah, I wanted to.

1094
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 3: I did things like I wanted to Jerry Carl and

1095
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 3: I would play with my hair all the time. And

1096
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: you know, I had like a little ducktail look back.

1097
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: You did it. You did it.

1098
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 3: And I was trying to like using all this stuff

1099
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 3: and I was trying to make and I permed it.

1100
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was perm And my dad and

1101
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 3: my stepmother came home and they were like, what did

1102
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 3: you do to your ducktail?

1103
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 2: And I was like nothing.

1104
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 3: I was like Monique, that was my best friend. I'm like,

1105
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 3: she just brushed it. She washed it and brush for

1106
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 3: a really long time. And it was like it went

1107
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 3: from being you know, regular nappy hair to being straight

1108
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: and long and.

1109
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 2: It was clearly and they were like, Taric, it's permed,

1110
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, it's not you thatta piece. Yeah,

1111
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: and so yeah, just that little back.

1112
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: You didn't know what that you needed to be bald, like,

1113
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: you don't know what look you were trying to get.

1114
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: Well, when I went to my mother's that weekend and

1115
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: I told her that story.

1116
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 3: She was like, go get the scissors. She's like, I'm

1117
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 3: cutting it for telling me that bullshit story.

1118
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, Debbie, it took me so long

1119
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: to grow it out.

1120
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: Wait, so the rest of your hair was like kinky cray.

1121
00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: I think I had a flat top at the time,

1122
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 3: and then I had my little du termed for three

1123
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 3: three or four days.

1124
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: Had what were you going through? I was trying to

1125
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 2: get the jernker. I wanted a jerky. Then why didn't

1126
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: you do the whole head?

1127
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 3: Was just I was just being I was practicing, you

1128
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: were If I had done the whole head, I would

1129
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 3: have had a conk and I would have been all straight.

1130
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 2: And they realized, I think that was conk? What was

1131
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: a conk? Dude? It's like I thought that was the type.

1132
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 3: Of remember Malcolm X. Yeah, when they straighten their hair,

1133
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 3: like I thought, James Brown, it is a perm but

1134
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 3: they called it a conk. See that's how old older expert.

1135
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 3: But if you read Malcolm XA, dude, you should know

1136
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 3: that book very well.

1137
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: Marie. I have the book. See there you go. But

1138
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: they do mention conk and that was a.

1139
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: Good that that was a good scene in the movie

1140
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: to where they get their perms and then the cops

1141
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: come in or whatever and then the.

1142
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 2: Water the water off in the toilet. Conk that I

1143
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 2: am Malcolm X. I am Malcolm X. So wait.

1144
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: I feel like that was a universe telling you, like

1145
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: you didn't know what to do with your hair anyway

1146
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: when I did that dump.

1147
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, still like you're probably like a cool twil a Cools.

1148
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have thought a perm in my hair that.

1149
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: Please, I can't sneak no perm. I remember one day

1150
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 2: I went to school.

1151
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: My mom hated when we left the house one way

1152
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: and came back another way, right, So one day my

1153
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: mom put me in a ramper and I was like,

1154
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: I want to wear dress. So I went to school.

1155
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: I was in kindergarten and I started to cut up

1156
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: the romper connecting piece of the shorts because I was like,

1157
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: I want to wear dress. And then I was like,

1158
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: you know what this is dumb, So halfway up I

1159
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: just stopped cutting, and when I got home my mom

1160
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: noticed it right away.

1161
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: She was like, what happened to you? Jumpsuit?

1162
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: And then I think I went to school once and

1163
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: this white girl was painting her nail. She put an

1164
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 1: air policy to school, and I was like, I'm gonna

1165
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: paying my nails a recess. So I came home with

1166
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: like red fingers and my mom and dad beat my ass.

1167
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: My dad was like, you look like a hoe.

1168
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: And I was like six, and I was like, I

1169
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 2: think it's pretty probably like all up and down my fingers.

1170
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: They made me take it off. Yeah.

1171
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: My cousin tried to cut my hair when I was like,

1172
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: and when I tell you, she cut it terrible, like

1173
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: it was. It was supposed to be a bang, but

1174
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: it was just like you know that the doll in Rugrats, Cynthia, Cynthia.

1175
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: That's how she cut my fucking hair. So my aunt

1176
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: and my cousin her mother beat both of our asses.

1177
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: I said, why am I cant as? How old was

1178
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: she you were? She was? She was a lot older.

1179
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: She was so she was old enough to know she oh,

1180
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: she knew she was twenty eight.

1181
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: She had me looking like yell like her rug rats.

1182
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 2: It was so bad. She deserved that cut. She deserved.

1183
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: She cut with the little scissors, the fabric scissors that

1184
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: you like get on.

1185
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: Was that like when you're cutting it the scissors terms, yes, yes,

1186
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: this is it was so you know the way she

1187
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: cut it was all mess up, efty scissors. Yeah, you

1188
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: couldn't even fix it, like I just had to just

1189
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: pray and let it grow out. You can't get braids.

1190
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: Listen.

1191
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: They were like, you're gonna go to school like that?

1192
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: And it was pretcher day, Like next man, show us

1193
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: these photos, we'll pull.

1194
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: My cousin cut her bangs and her mother with My

1195
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 3: cousin has gray hair, and she was like she came

1196
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: home and she's like, what happened to your hair? She

1197
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: was like, I was walking with the scissors and I

1198
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 3: tripped and then accidentally cut my name.

1199
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 2: She lied horrible, horrible, horrible. I think.

1200
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: So I feel like that's just how you teach your kids,

1201
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: you know back then it was for now, I'm like,

1202
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: don't beat You're not about smacking a baby on the mess.

1203
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 2: Not even well like a little kid they touched.

1204
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: The fire them on the hand, but getting beat with

1205
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 3: the belt when they're twelve because the mom is angry

1206
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 3: because I mean, you messed up, but it's just.

1207
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't My cousin got it. When she walked out,

1208
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, she went through World War five.

1209
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: Like she looked crazy, like her hair was wrapped. It

1210
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 2: was like, whoa, what did you do? Did you brush

1211
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 2: her hair out? Like what happened in there? I don't

1212
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: cut her hair too. It was so bad, but hey,

1213
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 2: it happened, you had it was it was the time.

1214
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: That's what you did. So so you do you want kids?

1215
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 2: I do? I go back and forth with one in kids,

1216
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: that's funny, that's that's a good question. Back on you.

1217
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: I go back and forth.

1218
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 3: If I was to have, like my own biological child,

1219
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 3: I would want the mother to be there because.

1220
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: Like I would want it.

1221
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: Like in my fantasy if I was like married to

1222
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 3: a man and I had and I would want like

1223
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 3: we want, I'd want her to live in the same mansion.

1224
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: Will yeah, because I have a mother and like I

1225
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 3: would want my biological child to have a mother. Now,

1226
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 3: if I was married to a man and we wanted

1227
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: to adopt and there was a kid who didn't, then

1228
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: I would be open to just me and him raising him.

1229
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 3: But if it was gonna be my own baby, like

1230
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine because I have coworker, him and his

1231
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 3: husband they have they have a surrogate and they have

1232
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: a daughter and they're about.

1233
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: To have a son. They're raising their and that's fine

1234
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: for them.

1235
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 3: So is the so who's who's Yeah, first daughter, it's

1236
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 3: the husband's and then it's his sperm and they have

1237
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 3: the sarrogant and then the son is going to be

1238
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: and the son is the other husband's firm and it's

1239
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 3: the same eggs.

1240
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: Are you afraid the siblings?

1241
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: No, it's not because I'm bald.

1242
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 3: It's because I just I don't want my kid to

1243
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 3: be like I want a mom and be like a

1244
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 3: mother's baby, like I don't have one because.

1245
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: Well the mother's that card would be addressed to both

1246
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 2: of you guys.

1247
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: No, that's Father's Day. That's also, Yeah, I mean to

1248
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: each his own. I'm just saying for me Father's Day.

1249
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 3: I would want I would want if the mom and

1250
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 3: would need we need to be in the same building.

1251
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: We need to be in the same house. Then you

1252
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 3: need to live right next door. See good to raise

1253
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 3: we need to raise this child together.

1254
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: That's your mama. I would want my kid to have.

1255
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: See the sitcom that you're trying to you're trying to Yeah.

1256
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: I need to get to write in that.

1257
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but The crazy thing is is that the surrogate

1258
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: gets the money and then it's like okay, dash, but yeah,

1259
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: they're not involved. If she stays in her life, then

1260
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: she's gonna have to use the money that you when

1261
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: saragate is not necessarily the egg that you're using, it's

1262
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: just the wound that you're using.

1263
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: That true, you still got to pay to rent, well,

1264
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: yeah you gotta rent.

1265
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 3: See, that's not my sister, Like I wouldn't even want

1266
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 3: to call her a Sigarett's like, okay, we're having a

1267
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 3: baby together.

1268
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: You Oh, so you want a friend. I want a

1269
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: baby's mama, Right, that's in your dreams. Definitely. No, I

1270
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: want to know what woman's gonna be done with that.

1271
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: There are women that might be Do you have female

1272
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: friends that would be done well?

1273
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 2: I have this friend who asked me to I was

1274
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 2: I was asked this year. This year. I have this

1275
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: girl I met at a bar years ago.

1276
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: She was like, she.

1277
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, you're beautiful, and I'm like, so are

1278
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: you will make beautiful babies?

1279
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 3: Which was my line? You said, all yeah. So she

1280
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 3: remembered this seven eight years later and she was like,

1281
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 3: do you remember me? We were at Instagram friends, and

1282
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: she was like, I'm she's a lesbian. She's like, I

1283
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: really want a baby.

1284
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: I want Oh, that might be a good situation, too well.

1285
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: I've heavily considered it. And she was like, you know,

1286
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: we could raise a child together and you know they

1287
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 3: you know, live with me, part time, live with you.

1288
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 3: And ultimately I said no, why because I'm a daniel man,

1289
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 3: like I want my child, like I want control. Because

1290
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: she has a partner so that her lesbian lover is

1291
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 3: also a co parent, I don't know her right and

1292
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: there would be times when she would be with them

1293
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 3: and I would I wouldn't know what my child was doing,

1294
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't say goobye to my baby like that,

1295
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't. I would want my child to be

1296
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 3: with me. Twenty four seven. I don't want I mean,

1297
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: I guess I kind of get that.

1298
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 2: But I would be two hands on.

1299
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 3: It would just be because she had a friend she

1300
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 3: asked before and he was like, I don't want kids.

1301
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 3: So he was like the opposite, Seah, I'm like too

1302
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 3: much like I would like, I wouldn't want to live

1303
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 3: with you. I would want especially because I love babies.

1304
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 3: I have siblings, want to want god daughter. I want

1305
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: to watch them grow up. I want to be a

1306
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 3: part of their I want to be what are they doing,

1307
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: what are they watching TV? I want to be all

1308
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 3: of that.

1309
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: I think that's a lot of work, having you the

1310
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: other dad and mom's and then the other mom, yeah,

1311
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 1: and the other That's too many damn people in the plas.

1312
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 2: So basically I'm just going to be a godfather. Yeah,

1313
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 2: I think so, which is fine.

1314
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: Well, the good thing about the kid is that they'll

1315
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: have a lot of people in their life, and you know,

1316
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: that's a lot of finances that's hidden everybody, a lot

1317
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: of birthday gifts. Yeah, so actually that my work out.

1318
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 3: I have not route out adoption either, because adoption is

1319
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 3: always a possibility.

1320
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 2: You know, you need I know, and I don't have anything.

1321
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm thirty nine, so TikTok TikTok TikTok's

1322
00:52:59,480 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: probably not.

1323
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: Clock a sticket. Yeah. But the good thing about you

1324
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: is that, like even though you know you want to

1325
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: be a parent, it's okay, you can be. Apparently it's

1326
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: not the same as a as a as a woman.

1327
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean Janet was fifty Yeah, she also had like

1328
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: fifty hundred thousand, no million dollars.

1329
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 2: She was a basket egg, I mean, and the dude

1330
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 2: she was with is a billion billionaire, billionaire. Plus she

1331
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 2: got her money too. But now they're not together.

1332
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: And she got that five hundred thousand dollars, No, five

1333
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: hundred million.

1334
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 2: He gave her five million dollars. That was the deal.

1335
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 3: But apparently he's about Apparently he's a verbally abusive though,

1336
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 3: is why she left.

1337
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: Well, he's also like, I feel like that's like in

1338
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: the it's.

1339
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: In the culture, I'm say.

1340
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 3: But for five hundred million dollars, I'll let you abuse

1341
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 3: me verbally a little bit here, a little bit.

1342
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: Come on, now, I'll let you put your ear. Wow,

1343
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: you guys heard it first. Of balls on my ear,

1344
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: loselive mill hundred million dollars as of freaking lutely, Hey, guys,

1345
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: you heard it first, an unofficial expert. For five hundred

1346
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: million dollars, you can put your balls on Marie's vagas

1347
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 1: a much.

1348
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 2: I'm trying to pull up a dollar less though.

1349
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,959
Speaker 1: Well, and Janet Jackson is worth one hundred and fifty

1350
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: million dollars, so in all the time that she's been working,

1351
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: she's accumulated that much. But then she like, I'm gonna

1352
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: say quadrupleed, but what's the five? What's five sing dupled?

1353
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 2: Yeam whatever?

1354
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: Not quadrupled, but she whatever. She like she tripled her network.

1355
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't even have to go on tour. Like

1356
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,479
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I was totally She's saying that she wants

1357
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 2: to go on tour, but she's on tour right now, ladies.

1358
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 2: She just started her tour again. Yeah with the baby. Yeah,

1359
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,959
Speaker 2: she lost weight's it's actually.

1360
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: The first article that came up is Jenna Jackson breaks

1361
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: down in tears on stage as she resumes, I totally

1362
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: get it, girl, you're going through postpartum, Like, how you

1363
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: doing that?

1364
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: That's too much on her way? Is she skinny now? Yeah?

1365
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 2: She lost all she lost most of her weight.

1366
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 3: She got about she got about like fifty twenty pounds

1367
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,720
Speaker 3: to be like Janet Janet, but she looks amazing.

1368
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: Janet Demita, Joe Jackson, Terrek. Can we move to one

1369
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: something else? I have a question about the people who

1370
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: are attracted to you. Are they like people who have

1371
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: like bald fetishes or like I feel like there's a

1372
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: certain type of person who dates somebody who's bald I

1373
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: love bald heads and beards.

1374
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 3: Yeah people, Oh good, I'm rocking it for you people. Yeah,

1375
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 3: they you generally do like it that I'm bald, Like

1376
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 3: they like it. They definitely. Because the people who don't

1377
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 3: like me, it's like like I don't do ball ahead

1378
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: of people.

1379
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 2: Well, what is your type? I like everything. I'm a

1380
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 2: rainbow fucking type. I like all races.

1381
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 3: I prefer black, I prefer us, but I'm open, Like

1382
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 3: my last two boyfriends are black. I but I'm open,

1383
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: but I don't because, like I was, like, I don't

1384
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 3: want to have to explain like lines from the color purple.

1385
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 2: And absolutely not. That's why I'm back to black.

1386
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like black people. I don't want to be like,

1387
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 3: like who's Estra roll and like what's good Times? Like

1388
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 3: I want to I want what's kool Aid? Like I

1389
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 3: don't feel like is because you're too young. She's the

1390
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 3: mother of them the Jefferson Jefferson's.

1391
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 2: From I feel like I feel like you're available as fuck.

1392
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 3: You will take this pillar. The pillar is interested, you

1393
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 3: would take it. No, But I've gotten pickier because my

1394
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 3: last relationship and he was a great person. But I'm

1395
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 3: actually not like because it's a lot of work.

1396
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 2: I'm happy. This is the first time in my life.

1397
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm happy being single.

1398
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: Wow, Because you gotta say coins. You live on the

1399
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: Lower East Side. I do not have coins. I definitely

1400
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: do not have coins.

1401
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 3: But I'm just you know, I'm I wanted to you know,

1402
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 3: I'm I'm open to be It just needs to be

1403
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 3: right because when we get in a relationship, it's just

1404
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: a lot of work.

1405
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 2: You gotta deal with their opinions and all this.

1406
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 3: And I'm used to being single, and I realized that

1407
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 3: my last I'm really used to being single and being

1408
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm kind of a loner, Like I'm social.

1409
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: So what types of men are tryed to you? Are

1410
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 1: they like people?

1411
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 2: Like? What do they look like? Isn't like young dudes?

1412
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 2: Is it old dudes? Who's attraction? Definitely?

1413
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 3: Since I hit thirty four, it's somewhat younger. But it's

1414
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 3: it's all variations. Like every I'm I've been doing pretty

1415
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: well the last the attentions that I've gotten, I've been

1416
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 3: doing I've got you know what it was. I quit

1417
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes like a while ago, and so when I

1418
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 3: went out, when I went out to.

1419
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 2: Smoke, I would go out to smoke and come back in.

1420
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 3: Like now, if I don't go out as much as

1421
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 3: I used to, but when I do, like now, I'm

1422
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 3: in the club more like I'm in the bar and

1423
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: more I'm at the dance floor more so I'm seeing

1424
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 3: more people.

1425
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: So you were saying you were missing all the dick

1426
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: because you were outside for years. I was you were

1427
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: getting dick because you were outside smoking.

1428
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 3: So I was not getting it because I was I

1429
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 3: was wasting time outside. But I feel like I feel

1430
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 3: like European guys like me the most. Like French guys

1431
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 3: like me I get. I've gotten a lot of good

1432
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: European guys.

1433
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 2: You're tall. How tall are you? I'm six to one.

1434
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: You see you're tall, You're slim, you had a good

1435
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: head shape, your face is more strive. Cigarettes is disgusting.

1436
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: But we have a friend, our friend Amber was on

1437
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: tour in Amsterdam and she went out to smoke a

1438
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: cigarette and this guy was walking by and asked the

1439
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: first cigarette.

1440
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: And now they're married. Look at that man as an

1441
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: artist and his art work sells for millions of dollars.

1442
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 2: Oht smoking again.

1443
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: Or spent outside in Europe? Don't stan outside? Yeah, I

1444
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: feel like Europe is a play, especially in Paris that's

1445
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: like this smoking capital.

1446
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. You like to smoke inside? Do you

1447
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 2: have to go out?

1448
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: Do you smoke in the damn everywhere?

1449
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's it's freaking beautiful. I feel like, you know

1450
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 2: what this ball thing that you're doing? You are you?

1451
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: I mean you're thirty nine. Now you've been bald for

1452
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: almost twenty years. Yeah, and you've come to terms with it.

1453
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So the super comfer I was, yeah, now

1454
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: it's fine.

1455
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: Like and on most of my twenties I didn't like

1456
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 3: people joking about it and like people ask me questions

1457
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 3: about it.

1458
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 2: It was annoying to me.

1459
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 3: But then once I got older and like I'm of

1460
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 3: an age where being bald isn't as uncommon, because it

1461
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 3: was very uncommon then because people were like, oh, I

1462
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 3: thought you did it as a choice, and I was.

1463
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 2: Like, fuck, you likes a choice.

1464
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 3: I would have my hair cut everywhere, Like that's ridiculous.

1465
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 3: So now as a grown man and you know into it, like,

1466
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 3: it's fine, it's who I am. I've accepted it. I

1467
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 3: could joke about I can laugh about it.

1468
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,439
Speaker 2: So let's talk about the winter time. You be cold,

1469
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 2: your ears because oh, yes, so I have to have

1470
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 2: a hat. I have to have. What kind of hats

1471
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: you have? Scullies? I have the scullies I have. I

1472
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 2: have a few hats. And I don't look good in hats,

1473
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 2: but wintertime I will freeze. And I don't believe that

1474
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 2: you don't look good in hats.

1475
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: Do you sleep in a hat? They need to be fitted.

1476
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 3: Hats like a baseball cap doesn't look good at me.

1477
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 3: I look like I look like I'm going through chemo.

1478
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 2: My friends, my friends, it was like, you gotta get

1479
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 2: some new friends.

1480
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually an ex friend because she got in

1481
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 3: my car she started smoking crack, And so what friends?

1482
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: Wait? What who just gets in your car and smokes crass? X?

1483
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 2: Friend of mine? No? How long were y'all friends? We came,

1484
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: we were like teenagers, We were a teenager, we met teenagers.

1485
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: We were good friends for a good five years. We

1486
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 3: were really close, and then we fell off and then

1487
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 3: we were like reconnected. I'm like, let's hang out, and

1488
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,919
Speaker 3: we got she got in my car. She's like, don't

1489
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 3: mind me, I'm just going to smoke this.

1490
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, what is that? And I nobody

1491
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: smokes crack? In a car, a smoke wherever they.

1492
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: Want, Tony, you mean likeead cod, Like they're not gonna

1493
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: do it. You smoke crack outside because it smells so bad. Yeah,

1494
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: but you're cracked.

1495
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: Smoked it in my car? What car was it? And

1496
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 2: it was a Nissan a seven Nissan Centro. It is

1497
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 2: my first car. Well, I mean that's a car you

1498
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 2: should smoke. Well, it was only like twelve years old

1499
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 2: at the time.

1500
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: The car was twelve years Oldough she was twelve years

1501
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: old a car, but still really more crack than that car.

1502
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 2: And let me just yo, that's no cracknes snack. Those

1503
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 2: aren't the drugs. I'm not.

1504
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: I remember I the one time that I ever cut

1505
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: my hair, Like I shaved the sides and I cut

1506
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: the top real low, and it was the middle of

1507
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 1: freaking winter, and I remember that my head was freezing

1508
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: because you can't go from hair to no hair, no,

1509
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: and it's like it's gonna be cold regardless.

1510
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 2: But in the middle of January I did it. It

1511
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 2: was I was real dumb about it.

1512
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: So what can you tell us people who are listening

1513
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: something about like being bald that you think most people

1514
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: don't know, Like what's the like, what's the what's something

1515
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: that you have to say about hair that you feel

1516
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: like people.

1517
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: People don't know being a bald person. We don't want

1518
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 3: to hear about your bad hair day.

1519
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: Because that makes sense.

1520
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of people being like really upset

1521
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 3: and I love compliment your hair. Like I'm not jet

1522
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 3: like the jealous type. Like all my friends I look

1523
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: when they get a haircut. I'm like, oh my god,

1524
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 3: you look so hands with your haircut, and like I'm encouraging.

1525
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 3: But when I had a friend and he was like,

1526
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm just having a really bad hair day,

1527
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 3: and I was.

1528
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 2: Like, I'm bald headed, so I don't care.

1529
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: But you bald like now and you are accustomed to it,

1530
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: but you're you bald because you lost your hair.

1531
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 2: There's some people who are bald because.

1532
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: They want to, so they don't just talk about a

1533
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: bad hair day.

1534
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't relate to people who are bald by choice.

1535
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: That's just stupid to me.

1536
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: It's a lifestyle choice.

1537
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 3: That's just why you have hair, Like why like I

1538
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 3: was born this way, unless it's for a film role

1539
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 3: and you're an actor, like there's no other reason.

1540
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 2: It's just stupid to me, just like you are are bald? Excellent?

1541
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 2: I am, I'm so happy to be here bald. Oh

1542
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 2: my god, people, Sorry, we go.

1543
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: I would like to know about, like any like lotions

1544
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 1: or different products that you use for your scalp, because

1545
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: it looks so good like.

1546
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 3: It doesn't thank you. No, coconut oils really helped, because

1547
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 3: I could. I use this this shaver it's called It's

1548
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 3: for it has a black man on the name of it.

1549
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 3: What is it's like for bald men. It's like bald

1550
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 3: patrol or something.

1551
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 2: Damn it.

1552
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not that great of an expert on that one.

1553
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 3: And then I use like clinic I like clinique shaving

1554
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 3: creams olivera shaving creams or.

1555
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: Shave the hair that I have. Yeah?

1556
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 3: Absolutely? How often do you have to do that? Well,

1557
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: now that it's funny, now that I grow on the beard,

1558
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 3: I don't, it's not. It doesn't look as bad if

1559
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: I let it a little grow, So every two to

1560
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 3: three days. It used to be every other.

1561
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: Day, every two to three everyday three days.

1562
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 2: Do you like naar your scalp? Ever?

1563
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 3: No, I do use nair, but I won't get into that.

1564
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 3: But sure, sure, we'll say, we'll say that, No.

1565
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 2: I don't use NA.

1566
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 3: I actually shave because it gets closer and I don't

1567
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 3: want the chemicals, so it's it works out.

1568
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 2: Do you have to massage your scalp a lot? Do

1569
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 2: you like when people I don't massage it, but what

1570
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 2: I do I don't. I don't mind people ubbing my hand.

1571
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 2: You got to ask.

1572
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 3: I don't like people touching me without asking everybody. Yeah,

1573
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 3: I don't like. But if they're like, can I touch you,

1574
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 3: I'm like sure. I like to put coconut when I

1575
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 3: wash my face at night. I like to condition my

1576
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 3: hair because it makes it easier to shave and you

1577
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 3: get less bombos and stuff.

1578
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: So I put the coconut oil on there and on

1579
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: the beard, and I'm like, that's great.

1580
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: Do you have any words of advice for our bald

1581
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: listeners out there?

1582
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, that's not that's not Do

1583
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 2: you have any words of advice for people who are

1584
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: going bald?

1585
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1586
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel your pain. I know you're sensitive. I do.

1587
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,919
Speaker 2: But please, if you have a ponytail, if you're trying

1588
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 2: to grow it and.

1589
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 3: You're in denial, because I really want to go around

1590
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 3: the city and just tap people on the back and

1591
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: be like, it's kind of let go. You need to

1592
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 3: shave that because you look stupid, and it's just you're

1593
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 3: not fooling anybody.

1594
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about people who are balding and

1595
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 1: still have dreads exactly. She love she's bald.

1596
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 2: Can't see that the yeah feel it though, you can

1597
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 2: feel it. When he goes to wrap his head at night,

1598
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 2: he doesn't let you think he rasters on him.

1599
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: I feel he got arms. He just doesn't have eyes.

1600
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: I think he has an assistant. He knows somebody's telling

1601
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: him to pick out the horrible ass suits he wears.

1602
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 2: It's horrible. Please don't do that. Please just you and

1603
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 2: I get your pain.

1604
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 3: And I feel like for other people making fun of

1605
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 3: people recently, balding is very sensitive.

1606
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 2: Don't be mean of us, get upset.

1607
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: I remember when my dad was going bald, he had

1608
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: like a spot that was growing here. We left and

1609
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: we laughed, laugh. Marie is a terrible hate person. So

1610
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 1: that's what that's my god. My mom would laugh at

1611
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: him because my parents would make us pull out their

1612
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: gray hairs when we were little, because that's what that

1613
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: was like. Busy work, it was like just pulling my

1614
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: gray hairs, so we would pull you want us to

1615
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: pull your gray hairs out of daddy?

1616
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 2: Well, these people was older. How did he feel that

1617
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 2: he was alright? My dad was probably like in his

1618
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 2: late thirties.

1619
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he's he's Haitian, he's got a strong heart.

1620
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 2: Exactly. You guys, you Island niggas are very all. They

1621
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 2: really are, are very honest. I went to the line.

1622
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 2: It was they were just roasting each other. Left in

1623
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 2: this seems very uncomfortable. I was like, this is a lot.

1624
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 2: I feel like they were roasting me.

1625
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: They were like, okay, well before we go, let's tell

1626
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: people where they can find you.

1627
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 3: Yes, you could be my Facebook friend. Tark Daniels T

1628
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 3: A R I K. Last name Daniels d A and

1629
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 3: I E L S. I'll be your friend. I'm not

1630
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 3: even nearing my limit.

1631
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 2: Sidney hit her limit this week. See Sidney very popular.

1632
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing I'm the older crowd trying to leave

1633
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 2: it at four thousand. I'm about to delete some money

1634
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 2: now so.

1635
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: I can have n.

1636
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 2: So and then. Tark Daniels on Twitter, Tark seventy eight

1637
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 2: on Instagram. The year you were born seventy eight. Yeah,

1638
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 2: you don't have to take years old school. That's what

1639
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 2: old people do. They put their the name of their

1640
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 2: the number of their year they were born. Name. Just

1641
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 2: said b W nineteen something.

1642
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: No, I feel like you have a number somewhere on

1643
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: your on your snaps.

1644
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 2: Your email isn't city you all too. I'm gonna change

1645
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 2: my name. I'm gonna change my age eighty eight eighty

1646
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 2: eight done.

1647
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So before we go, let's go around the room

1648
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: and just say what hairstyle we hate more than anything

1649
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: in the world.

1650
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 2: I'll start.

1651
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: Any type of white person with a dreadlock pisses me

1652
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: off more than like racism.

1653
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 2: Just took mine.

1654
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: Freaking hate it. It's freaking awful. Did I take yours?

1655
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1656
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 2: I have my others though, Okay, what else do you hate?

1657
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 3: I really I don't like unnatural hair colors unless it's

1658
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 3: done really, really well. I don't really care for I've

1659
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 3: seen a red, I've seen a blue, I've seen pink

1660
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 3: that I do like.

1661
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: But it needs to be done like, very very well,

1662
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: like how Rihanna does hers exactly. It needs to be

1663
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: like it can't be You need to be wealthy and

1664
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: you should be able to upkeep.

1665
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 3: It, upkeep it. You have to upkeep it. I don't

1666
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 3: love I don't think everybody could be blonde. No, I

1667
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 3: don't think every black person looks good blonde. I don't

1668
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 3: think most white people looks like some peoples.

1669
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 2: Puff.

1670
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: Daddy's mother looks awful blinde horrible, horrible.

1671
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 2: She looks good at the blind She needs to take

1672
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 2: those Sydney she she got. That's the perfect example. And

1673
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 2: I love Diddy. I'm sorry if he's listening, if you're listening,

1674
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 2: but tell your mama.

1675
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: No, no more about Janice. He said, no, it's a

1676
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: not Sidney was your least favorite hairstyle? Those Betty boot banks?

1677
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 1: What the fun?

1678
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 2: Figure out what you want to? Really? Sure do you?

1679
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, do you even want to bang? If it's

1680
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: almost all the way to your scalp? Why do you

1681
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: even have the bank at all? Like that one time,

1682
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 1: and she was awful on her too.

1683
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 2: I said, you're going through it is jay Z beating you?

1684
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 2: Why cheating? That's why you know what? Listen.

1685
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: If my man is cheing me, I'm not gonna cut

1686
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: my banks. I'm gonna cut his dick. What about bam, Wow,

1687
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,080
Speaker 1: that's why you're with a woman. I'm glad you're That's

1688
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: why I can't be glad you're a lesbian right now?

1689
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god. But and I love I just have

1690
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 2: to say that behind listen, this is subscribe.

1691
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: I disrespected Beyonce on the podcast, but nobody.

1692
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 2: Came from me. She's also a distant cousin, so we

1693
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 2: have blood relative. That's what your mom is in from

1694
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 2: Houston exactly. You're going through it in Houston, Texas.

1695
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: Baby, my mama Alabama something something I don't know, I

1696
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 1: really know.

1697
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 2: And so thank you so much for being here, Thank

1698
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 2: you for having me. We had a great time.

1699
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: And you can catch us on the Unofficial Expert on Instagram.

1700
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: Uh and my Instagram page is just said b W

1701
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: And you can catch us also on Facebook. The Unofficial

1702
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 1: Expert is on Facebook. And I'm reazy r e e Z.

1703
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: Why come see it's live cribe like everything that we're doing.

1704
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 1: Please And if you see a ball person on the train,

1705
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: just pet them, rub.

1706
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 2: Their scalps or lick their scalps like Kanye West did

1707
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 2: to Amber Road.

1708
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I shout out to Comedy Hype for you

1709
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: can get all your comedy news. Look at God, we're

1710
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 1: gonna go because I'm hungry and I smell fries. So bye, guys,

1711
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 1: thank you so much.

1712
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 2: Bye.