Speaker 1: I ain't never been a good bill, Bill coins and
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton bills themselves, Billy D. Williams, Billy D.
Speaker 2: I said, I never been a good Yeah, just a
Speaker 2: straight bit.
Speaker 3: I ain't.
Speaker 2: You ain't trying to be silly about it.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: You're trying to be a serious Bill. Hey man, you
Speaker 2: you're scared a William You're scared? Is it you're running for?
Speaker 4: Willis a racist?
Speaker 3: Money turkey stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Booty booty, booty booty rocking everywhere. There, it is, there.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 2: Mama Told Me.
Speaker 5: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 5: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove it. Don't goddamn matter
Speaker 2: what we're proven. Who cares? None of this is even
Speaker 2: This is made up, This ain't real. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: all a fiction. That's what I like about it.
Speaker 5: Turn off the news, turn us on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I realized we don't introduce ourselves anymore. I'm Lengston,
Speaker 2: I'm David. Do we need to? I don't know.
Speaker 5: At this point they came.
Speaker 2: Some people will show up and maybe they don't know
Speaker 2: which is, which maybe they're like, I don't.
Speaker 5: Honestly, that works to my benefit because you work more
Speaker 5: than me. So I'm Lengston Kermits. You see me on
Speaker 5: Everybody's Live, The Milaniy Show.
Speaker 2: Got a special, Yeah, got a.
Speaker 5: Special on Netflix, integral part of the bus down that
Speaker 5: show with Action Kutcher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mahalf. This is something I've I feel I have
Speaker 2: to share and and and I'll share it with both
Speaker 2: of you right now. Jesse Lee Peterson, we're familiar with
Speaker 2: Jesse Lee Peterson. No, the gentleman that you I'm going
Speaker 2: to show you his face and you'll immediately know who
Speaker 2: he is. But this guy, you've seen him? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen this dude. This this dude.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Jesse Peterson. He was because he looks like
Speaker 5: he's in makeup.
Speaker 2: He just popped out of nowhere. To me, I saw
Speaker 2: him at La Fitness. No, what UPA.
Speaker 5: Look at everybody?
Speaker 6: If there's different parts in La Fitnis, where did you
Speaker 6: see him in?
Speaker 2: Here's what part? Here's what's crazy. I wasn't in l
Speaker 2: A Fitness. I was walking out of a a like
Speaker 2: mall area where in La Fitness is and Jesse Lee
Speaker 2: Peterson sometimes guys. Since you place you supposed to sign
Speaker 2: up to see what he was doing. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, man, it was. It was truly one of
Speaker 2: the most wild things I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: You caught him out in a while. He was he
Speaker 2: had on shorts. You can see his little coon legs.
Speaker 5: He does not look like a shorts guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that cool little coon bag that he was carrying.
Speaker 1: It was to die in or no, because I can
Speaker 1: tell this die No, he was just.
Speaker 3: In a while.
Speaker 2: I mean it was, but it wasn't at its richest.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like this is when he's like,
Speaker 2: that's an event, right, that's like a guy from he's
Speaker 2: sixty five for redo. No, no, so is that that's
Speaker 2: a lie.
Speaker 5: He's he's tall.
Speaker 2: He's tall.
Speaker 6: Is maybe used to be six You know, you lose
Speaker 6: an inch every year you begin to come.
Speaker 2: He was eight feet.
Speaker 5: Was that's why he decided to coon He was like
Speaker 5: he was bigg as hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a feature.
Speaker 6: He thought white people that he was the white people
Speaker 6: for the reason he lasted that long.
Speaker 2: He seventy six. He's seventy six years old.
Speaker 1: According se when they get up in age, they were
Speaker 1: like I survived. I made it all the niggas that
Speaker 1: was fighting for you'll rights and here no more.
Speaker 2: He's like I did right, I can ask how I
Speaker 2: want to act? Yeah, I got a fool.
Speaker 1: People gave a microphone and say go ahead, let's see
Speaker 1: what happened. If I was used to be a smart
Speaker 1: guy and he's like, this ship ain't get me nowhere?
Speaker 2: He really, whatever he was, he did not like how
Speaker 2: that felt. He was like, I'm getting I'm getting up.
Speaker 2: This din't work.
Speaker 1: This, this ain't working, and that sucks because he's probably
Speaker 1: fighting a good fight till it wouldn't fight back no more.
Speaker 2: It's all good. No what you think?
Speaker 6: It was a leg there back there, that's that's the
Speaker 6: that's the ship.
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 5: Was he coming in and going out?
Speaker 2: He was coming in, what's what's a good question. That's
Speaker 2: a good question. He was coming in and it was
Speaker 2: uh three is that's weird?
Speaker 1: He ain't getting no real money because he had la
Speaker 1: fitting three. Ain't getting no real money.
Speaker 2: He's getting money. And that was my real takeaway from Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is such an exposing moment for that individual. Should
Speaker 2: have interviewed his ass right, Really, there was so much
Speaker 2: in me that wanted to know more. Who says a
Speaker 2: nigga what I had my daughter and my niece with me.
Speaker 2: You can't expose him, no ship like that. I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it. You couldn't expose That's why it's weighing on me,
Speaker 2: because you could.
Speaker 1: You could have called your wife like, well, we know
Speaker 1: what time you be there now? You should have called
Speaker 1: your wife.
Speaker 2: Was like, hey, I gotta say the world come get
Speaker 2: these bad I got something important. I got something to
Speaker 2: do now.
Speaker 3: My day.
Speaker 6: I know it's my day, but I'll pay you back.
Speaker 2: I get him another.
Speaker 6: I swear to God, I need to go explore this
Speaker 6: a little bit more.
Speaker 1: This might get us a house. I'm you know, you
Speaker 1: remember Shop and Cat Williams.
Speaker 2: It's gonna break internet. You keep saying you want the
Speaker 2: front porch fixed. I think I just figured it out.
Speaker 2: Are you at that stage? You a real dad? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 2: you gotta fix ship. You had to fix that. You
Speaker 2: couldn't fix almost all of it. Make you feel I.
Speaker 1: Think sometimes if you know what, if y'all get into
Speaker 1: an argument and she lose, she's just tell you to
Speaker 1: fix some ship, and she's like, yeah, you're not a man.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is we've set up such a
Speaker 2: clear situation where she fixed this ship around the house.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. Thanks is going crazy. It's because
Speaker 2: it's both of those things at once.
Speaker 7: Yes, but also this is not a flex this is
Speaker 7: survival where I've attempted to be a man enough in
Speaker 7: front of her.
Speaker 2: I finished, she said, did she tap your shirt? It's okay?
Speaker 2: And she her dad is like a construction ass dude,
Speaker 2: and she grew up around him, and so she just
Speaker 2: knows how to do it and I don't know how
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 5: Putting stuff together, yeah, she put like bookshops and stuff preferably.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn yo.
Speaker 6: Don't never let her daddy see her fixed stuff.
Speaker 2: He ain't around that much.
Speaker 1: So I'm okay, okay, because if the daddy's gonna stop,
Speaker 1: he gonna like he's just gonna.
Speaker 2: Look at you. You don't get to talk to me like that,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I've met a girl's father and he was trying to
Speaker 1: like do the daddy thing, and I was like, nigga,
Speaker 1: you don't even be around like that.
Speaker 2: I know than you do.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you can't do this to me. She
Speaker 1: told me all about you, and I've been here longer
Speaker 1: than you.
Speaker 2: It's the craziest thing when you get to a situation
Speaker 2: where you don't just treat every dad the same, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like as a kid, you're
Speaker 2: just like, that's her dad. So I got to disrespect.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, you start to be a man, you'd be
Speaker 1: like you went around.
Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like that big dog. Not today.
Speaker 2: I don't know you. No, it's on my broken porch.
Speaker 2: I guess today. We've already been talking ship. We're so
Speaker 2: happy he's here. He's in town doing all kinds of
Speaker 2: cool ship. But you know him best from Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: You know him best from the Miss Pat Show. He
Speaker 2: is one of the funniest motherfuckers I know. I've seen
Speaker 2: you love him of them. Give it up for Vincent
Speaker 2: Bryan to everybody, this is my camera.
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, I didn't see that. I got excited
Speaker 1: about something and now it's tinky. I'll take to that
Speaker 1: memory for.
Speaker 5: It was a good.
Speaker 3: That's a good.
Speaker 1: Like if you come to the crib and you ain't
Speaker 1: have cable and you cut PBS, come on, you sit
Speaker 1: in front of the TV. I was a TV kid,
Speaker 1: just tad book.
Speaker 5: You know what I remember about reading Rainbow. I didn't
Speaker 5: like they would tell you about a book and then
Speaker 5: but at the end they'd be like, but you have
Speaker 5: to go read it for yourself.
Speaker 1: I take this hated that. I would y'all rather have
Speaker 1: written like a What's thriller? Or the Fresh Prince intro?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's a good question. Is it just the
Speaker 5: Fresh Prince intro? Because I would take family matters intro?
Speaker 5: I would rather have written that real man.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that.
Speaker 5: You don't know that song.
Speaker 2: I hear conditions? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, jays.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know Fresh Prince. Is that the first
Speaker 1: rapping intro.
Speaker 2: On the television? Yeah? There were, there were hip hop
Speaker 2: INTROI yeah, but that's the first Westfield he did three verses,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's a verse someone on the plane, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that they don't play horse class.
Speaker 5: This is bad drinking juice out of the fang glass?
Speaker 2: Is this what the people in living like? This might
Speaker 2: be all right, but this is the type of place
Speaker 2: that this.
Speaker 8: Cool cat did they feel when I get yeah, I
Speaker 8: hope you're prepared.
Speaker 5: And then because Yeah, there's a part on the plane
Speaker 5: and then he gets off the plane and that's when
Speaker 5: he whistles for the cat.
Speaker 1: Okay they and when it came in, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: They skipped over how he went from Philly to ballet, but.
Speaker 5: Also his mom kicking him out because it's also I
Speaker 5: beg dan plead with the day after day she packed,
Speaker 5: sent me on my way.
Speaker 2: She gave me a kid man as well, kick it and.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, I see the excitement. They would rather write
Speaker 1: this song than Thriller.
Speaker 5: Damn, yeah that to me. Thriller never did that to me.
Speaker 2: I think what I want and what I dream of
Speaker 2: is living in an era where television mattered so much
Speaker 2: that you could write a whole song about a show. Bro.
Speaker 5: They used to put resources to it. They used to
Speaker 5: put real resources and music videos. Once the office came
Speaker 5: around and they were like, oh, we don't even have
Speaker 5: to do this.
Speaker 6: And they made a million dollars off of millions of
Speaker 6: dollars off of us.
Speaker 2: I just to talk to somebody. It's like they used.
Speaker 1: The warehouse in a small spit in a in a
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's trueor not, but it was like,
Speaker 1: if that's the only sens they had to use for
Speaker 1: they cleaned up.
Speaker 5: Bro, the whole show is like not cheap, but that
Speaker 5: compared to like multi cams that we grew up on,
Speaker 5: it's like not as much to you just had to
Speaker 5: have some white people be like they're just you know
Speaker 5: what it is, and it's funny. It's a funny show.
Speaker 2: A lot of it is.
Speaker 6: When art connects with it like an actual human.
Speaker 1: Like sometime we watch TV and we just watched TV,
Speaker 1: but when they break the football and they start talking
Speaker 1: to us, that's when it now translate that over to
Speaker 1: stand up.
Speaker 2: I love standard. We all do the shit.
Speaker 1: But you see that audiences are being trained now to
Speaker 1: talk back to the to the comedian because that's what
Speaker 1: they saying on social media. And it's not really that
Speaker 1: they love the crowd. It's not amazing they all saying
Speaker 1: the same thing, they all asks the same shit. But
Speaker 1: it's a conversation that the audience gets to have with
Speaker 1: the artists as to why it's like, oh I love
Speaker 1: this Now it's like, no motherfucker talk to somebody for
Speaker 1: you come to the show, so you don't got to
Speaker 1: talk to me.
Speaker 5: I've been saying that. I think in general, the audience
Speaker 5: has way too much control over art.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I think people started crowdsourcing art and I don't think
Speaker 5: any of your favorite ship Jay didn't make the blueprint
Speaker 5: because he listened to what I think. Yeah, you know
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. Nothing good gets made.
Speaker 1: That's why you can't test, you can't ask, don't it's
Speaker 1: a artists never an exclamission.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 1: You make the ship, they fuck with it. They fuck
Speaker 1: if they're not going to make some more ship exactly.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's the reason why this podcast
Speaker 2: can only work when we are talking to other funny motherfuckers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't be flat. I'm trying to rep you
Speaker 2: up and a yeah, and you're like.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm I'm putting up shots.
Speaker 2: But I just mean that, Like, we allowed the audience
Speaker 2: to be like I just want to socialize, and that's cool.
Speaker 2: If you want to socialize, go socialize. But what you're
Speaker 2: coming here to do is experience a show. You a
Speaker 2: flying wall, Yeah, you should just wines the magic that
Speaker 2: I'm able to spin in front of you. And instead
Speaker 2: you're like, I could also make the spider web, and
Speaker 2: it's like, no, bro, you're a fly, be a fly
Speaker 2: on the wall, and I'm not better.
Speaker 1: I just know how to do this thing said, I
Speaker 1: can't prayer. I had somebody come up to He's like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you know what you should do. You should
Speaker 1: talk to the audience for ten minutes. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what you should do?
Speaker 6: Get the funk out of my face, and I'm talking to.
Speaker 2: You right now.
Speaker 1: It's like, because I can't pre prayer, I had some
Speaker 1: things I want to get off and you know it
Speaker 1: selfish media is link.
Speaker 2: My thoughts should be heard, but it's like ship, that's
Speaker 2: job paying.
Speaker 5: For That's what the game is though, that's the whole,
Speaker 5: that's what this is.
Speaker 2: You know, I did not come here to talk to you,
Speaker 2: and I will, but I didn't come here for that.
Speaker 5: I true, honestly, I won't if you and some ship afterwards,
Speaker 5: you might be.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chull it up with people because you know
Speaker 1: it's the thing I understand that the reason that we
Speaker 1: don't have to go to clock in for refers. I'm
Speaker 1: always had those interactions, but you know, I want to
Speaker 1: build my fan base to where they's like they don't
Speaker 1: go by them, Like if people see Vince stables out
Speaker 1: there like they'll throw my head.
Speaker 2: Not because the kind of nigga is right. I want
Speaker 2: my people to be like this and go.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't never want you to feel so
Speaker 1: comfortable to where we can just sit and you hold.
Speaker 2: Me hostage in the conversation. And I think more and
Speaker 2: more that's becoming a complicated to find because audiences, to
Speaker 2: your point, are being fed the illusion that like we
Speaker 2: are at their service, like our entire existence the partnership.
Speaker 2: But your pleasure is the result of what I care
Speaker 2: about most. It's not what I'm like seeking the way
Speaker 2: that you think it is.
Speaker 1: Because if I stopped and talked to everybody, my entertainment
Speaker 1: to you will be about that. It is not very entertaining.
Speaker 2: Don't make me do that. That's it, And you don't
Speaker 2: want to talk to me.
Speaker 5: That's what I got. You saw what I got. You
Speaker 5: saw the best. Don't get any more entertaining than that.
Speaker 2: Put it. You don't want to notice it. I want
Speaker 2: to say, but I can't.
Speaker 5: Because that's that's why I'm aunt.
Speaker 2: Away from me. Some of these stories aren't filtered. It's
Speaker 2: just sad. It's all set up. None else that's it
Speaker 2: no no fl being said by tickets. Please come see me.
Speaker 2: We're all out on the road. Pull up and drove vincent.
Speaker 2: You came to us with a conspiracy theory, Yes, that
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't even necessarily call specifically black, right, I
Speaker 2: would say, this is a conspiracy theory that touches maybe
Speaker 2: all communities. Yes, white people probably led the charge in this,
Speaker 2: but I think everybody sort of takes it on. My
Speaker 2: mama told me the moon landing was faith.
Speaker 1: She did tell me that. Okay, she told me that,
Speaker 1: and I agree and disagree. Let's go right, okay, So
Speaker 1: check this out. The moonlanding ninety six to nine. Right,
Speaker 1: we were first, we was in the Soviet he was
Speaker 1: in a race to get to the whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: the name was was.
Speaker 2: We say we.
Speaker 1: Landed, Yeah, and we may have, and that's cool, but
Speaker 1: we ain't been back since. That's the other part that
Speaker 1: gets It's like we've done a couple of missions, but
Speaker 1: since the seventies win really been back up and forth.
Speaker 1: So it's like we spent an estimated seven billion dollars
Speaker 1: seat up there, twenty bion dollars. No, it was estimated
Speaker 1: seven big They set up spending twenty billions. JFK promised
Speaker 1: something that he couldn't even see all the way through.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker was gone by the time we have it.
Speaker 1: So but also all this stuff that was going on
Speaker 1: in the background was like, hey, bro, y'all spend the
Speaker 1: money on the wrong ship. Niggas asks for segregation. They
Speaker 1: were like, we'll go to the moon on y'all, bitch ass.
Speaker 5: And that was like I worried about the Russians and then.
Speaker 2: Across the street the threat.
Speaker 1: The most interesting part about that is we all seen
Speaker 1: hitting figures, right of course, so that movie was based
Speaker 1: they you know, they hied some bringing black women to
Speaker 1: do the math running numbers, and it makes sense to me,
Speaker 1: right because who put two or two better together than
Speaker 1: black women?
Speaker 2: That's one of their great skills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who do it better than them? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So that's how they got their niggas to
Speaker 1: the moon. So black women always been saving us. Say
Speaker 1: they a't gonna give us a segregation, but we can't
Speaker 1: send all the motherfuckers up to the moon. And that
Speaker 1: was that was the motivation behind Cracking the Cold, to
Speaker 1: get them to the moon, because they were like, they're
Speaker 1: gonna send niggas up that because don' want us to
Speaker 1: be first. But if they go up there, maybe they
Speaker 1: can inhabit this moon and.
Speaker 2: Maybe we won't. The plan was to send black people
Speaker 2: to the Moon eventually, but not give them the titles,
Speaker 2: so that it just becomes a shitty place for black
Speaker 2: people and we gonna make it do. Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, here's what I think, though, I do think it's
Speaker 5: them who are gonna leave. I feel like the richest
Speaker 5: people are always trying to find a way to leave,
Speaker 5: So I think if anything, they'd be trying.
Speaker 2: To make a place. It's like a bunk in their house.
Speaker 2: That is the That's.
Speaker 5: What I feel like. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 2: I've long thought about them being the ones to leave,
Speaker 2: and and the more I think about it, the less
Speaker 2: it makes sense to me, you think, So, yeah, I
Speaker 2: just think that they are very aware, Like I was
Speaker 2: reading this not too long ago that like there's a
Speaker 2: dude who spent like four months in space because they
Speaker 2: were studying like twins, And there's like this astronaut who
Speaker 2: has a twin and they're able to like detect differences
Speaker 2: in their bodies now because of how long his brother
Speaker 2: spent in space. But one of the things that they
Speaker 2: talk about is the bone deterioration, right like organ deterioration
Speaker 2: that happens from being in space. I think there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of things they can't account for that they actually
Speaker 2: don't want to have to figure out the science for,
Speaker 2: and they can just send us up there to like
Speaker 2: melt faster than we would if we were here. We
Speaker 2: were here, I think. I think when they start weighing
Speaker 2: the the the benefits versus the takeaway, you spent thirty
Speaker 2: years on a fucking flight to whatever is the next
Speaker 2: and you know what I mean, you could inhabit.
Speaker 5: I also think, who are we talking about though, because
Speaker 5: it's like you can't send all the poor black people
Speaker 5: all I'm saying, you know what I'm saying. It becomes like,
Speaker 5: if we're talking about the ultra ultra elite, who would
Speaker 5: be the people those are gonna it's gonna be a
Speaker 5: small group of people to escape.
Speaker 2: I certainly think it's it's like a last last resort
Speaker 2: that's a plan for I think their first resort is
Speaker 2: figure out a way to get up, get us up
Speaker 2: out of here, and then habit and building and construct
Speaker 2: and seeing that's the whole thing. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Here's the verse on that we ain't looking we we've
Speaker 2: been there before. I think we the aliens.
Speaker 1: So if you look at every end of the world movie,
Speaker 1: motherfuckers worry about alien coming here and destroying the earth. Right,
Speaker 1: we came here and we destroyed that. We if the
Speaker 1: if the dinosaurs are real, we got rid of them, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we did that. I'm telling you, Look,
Speaker 1: this is the story we told. We got rid of
Speaker 1: the motherfucker and then niggas evolved. No, mother folks, we
Speaker 1: came here. It's like, this is the habitable planet. We
Speaker 1: can this motherfucker's a cool. So this further leads to
Speaker 1: me it's.
Speaker 5: Like we did the buffalo we got rid of and
Speaker 5: I bet bros taste better than buffalo.
Speaker 1: Damn a turn actor way you had a turkey away
Speaker 1: ten times that you know what I'm saying ten times
Speaker 1: that my.
Speaker 2: Dream it's turn off. That will go great.
Speaker 7: The daggers would be this, come on, man cometh.
Speaker 5: Also, we also do seem to be the least suited
Speaker 5: animals for this, right, we can't handle nothing else, like
Speaker 5: even even like we just can't. Yeah, I'm like it
Speaker 5: doesn't even I was reading something a long time ago
Speaker 5: where it doesn't even make sense that we're bipedal. It's
Speaker 5: like not nearly as efficient way to move, like standing
Speaker 5: up walking, Like we don't even move the most efficient way.
Speaker 2: For our bodies. Whoa, yeah, that being on our hands
Speaker 2: would actually work increase better for us. But we stood up?
Speaker 5: Know why we stood up? And then there's like a
Speaker 5: lot of other ship about like I know, young maure,
Speaker 5: they know what, but like how long it takes our
Speaker 5: young to mature, Like other animals come out and they
Speaker 5: could just walk and do ship. It's you had to
Speaker 5: care of a kid for at least six seven years
Speaker 5: before could really do anything. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like there's what babies come out right crawling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you might be right, And then they make him
Speaker 1: stand up there like brother, I just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get down here on the floor is nasty
Speaker 2: what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to lift his leg if you on
Speaker 1: your fulls right, you in a squatty party, that ship
Speaker 1: coming right out.
Speaker 2: That's why they can shoot up their back. Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 5: I think also you're faster. I think you're faster on
Speaker 5: four than you're on two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my son is fast as fun.
Speaker 5: Come on, But we were talking about that. But when
Speaker 5: he learns it slows it down.
Speaker 2: He's walking now and and like he still prefers to crawl,
Speaker 2: and like he is way slower trying to yes, like
Speaker 2: little drunk man, you gotta wa man, come go and
Speaker 2: get down on the crawl. Just want them to crawl.
Speaker 6: But it's in public, like this can move a little fast.
Speaker 2: I don't. I actually would love for him to slow
Speaker 2: down almost always because he's just he's at a stage
Speaker 2: where everything is new, uh, and goes into the mouth.
Speaker 2: So now I don't need that strong real food where
Speaker 2: you are. Some people say they have food, but then
Speaker 2: they don't eat rocks. Don't you don't like like my
Speaker 2: boy kid, like you don't care whatever it is he
Speaker 2: getting down. This further leads to my theory.
Speaker 1: Uh, what they say black people can't swim, that's a
Speaker 1: trick that we put out there black people, right because
Speaker 1: in Atlantis is where niggas is really from under the water.
Speaker 2: Bro, Atlantis is real. Okay, let's go there. Atlantis is real.
Speaker 1: Because niggas live down there, and we say we can't swim,
Speaker 1: so we don't get the white people down there working
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 2: Whoa bro we can swim?
Speaker 1: We how come we can do everything else physically very well,
Speaker 1: and we say we can't swim.
Speaker 5: It doesn't make sense that we don't even have do
Speaker 5: we even have breakout athletes and swimming in the way.
Speaker 2: It's coming, it comes, but like in the way every
Speaker 2: day stop.
Speaker 5: There was only a few in golf, but the one
Speaker 5: managed to be the best, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Shouldn't we have that for swimming?
Speaker 1: We stayed away because we know He's like, if we
Speaker 1: reveal the truth, we're gonna show why people are for
Speaker 1: real real.
Speaker 2: Well you think there's something like because not every I
Speaker 2: don't think every black person uh knows your theory about
Speaker 2: us being from.
Speaker 3: The US.
Speaker 6: They sent out a signal every three four years.
Speaker 2: Don't get too.
Speaker 5: I remember, I think I told you about this. I
Speaker 5: remember because my mom can't swim and nobody can swim,
Speaker 5: so she was like I had to go to swimming lessons, right.
Speaker 5: I remember going to the Boys and Girls club.
Speaker 2: And we went to the pool. But I was the
Speaker 2: only kid who could be in the deep den and
Speaker 2: it was lonely.
Speaker 5: We got to the pool.
Speaker 2: You want to go home. I was.
Speaker 5: I felt bad. Everybody was in the shallow and I
Speaker 5: ran back there and then I'm the only only kid
Speaker 5: in twelve foot Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and black kids, you you didn't feel alone embarrassed,
Speaker 2: You felt alone on side for them that they couldn't
Speaker 2: take part.
Speaker 5: No, I wanted to go out fun.
Speaker 2: It was like I twelve foot one fun.
Speaker 1: In a pool that's the worst. In a pool of people,
Speaker 1: you would probably drove fast because everybody else is not
Speaker 1: paying attention.
Speaker 5: And around.
Speaker 1: I'm on the ledge right and I'm I'm like, you
Speaker 1: can't really guesstimate as a kid how far something is.
Speaker 1: And I let the ledge go and it wasn't in
Speaker 1: reaching this and some more and I'm just kicking right
Speaker 1: and and you can't swim, you know, I can't swim,
Speaker 1: but I can float a little bit.
Speaker 5: How deep is it? Because if it's twelve you can't.
Speaker 1: If it's like you can't even bounce, yeah, exactly, you
Speaker 1: can't even and bounce. So I'm if I'm like nine,
Speaker 1: I'm probably like four foot it barely breaks that.
Speaker 2: If I'm like eight or nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know you about drive when you throw
Speaker 1: their head and you just you start to take all yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're done. So luckily someone it was like
Speaker 1: I got sandwich and bumped in between somebody and they
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is you doing? He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's almost kind of threw me onto the ledge and
Speaker 1: I was like, I was closer than I thought. I yeah, panic, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you almost drowned. But then I learned how to swim
Speaker 1: at the Boys and Girls Club. That's what I thought
Speaker 1: you was gonna say. No, that's why I learned how.
Speaker 5: I had taken swimming lessons even before that. I took
Speaker 5: them like probably like first grade, so this was probably.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I them pretty the babies do the swimming this,
Speaker 2: you're doing it. My babies do swimming lesson.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, we don't do it as quickly as
Speaker 2: some of those videos. See some of them. The videos
Speaker 2: make you believe like the second they come out, they
Speaker 2: just throw them in and then the baby instinctually has that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not always the case. There are I think schools
Speaker 2: where you could take your six month old and get
Speaker 2: them very quickly to learn how to float and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't do it that way. We're doing it the
Speaker 2: slow are you in there with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for for my son.
Speaker 2: I'm in there with them now. My daughter is old enough,
Speaker 2: she's three, and she can swim like she can act scary,
Speaker 2: but not in a not in a way that I'm
Speaker 2: like comfortable in the water. She's very comfortable in the water. Okay,
Speaker 2: Is that scary for you that you know your daughter
Speaker 2: better you already? Uh No. I hope that she becomes
Speaker 2: better than me in a multitude of ways. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: really want her to be, I like, better than whatever
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: I mean, tell people, the kids better than us, they
Speaker 1: just don't know what you Yes, small ones, like they
Speaker 1: got more access to stuff than we do at a
Speaker 1: faster rate, and they can kind of process and they
Speaker 1: seem to be nicer.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's like the goal. I want, like an actual
Speaker 2: version of like happiness as it has been defined for me,
Speaker 2: for her, do you know what I mean versus what
Speaker 2: I think is for me? Is like this constant questioning
Speaker 2: of what is joy? How do I experience it? I
Speaker 2: just want her to live in that and not in
Speaker 2: this weird like backward cynicism that I'm trapped in. That's
Speaker 2: that's the Yeah, she probably gone. I hope she doesn't
Speaker 2: I mean, she's stable, right, and that's the key that
Speaker 2: I hope so, but instability is what made me crazy.
Speaker 5: But I've seen I've seen.
Speaker 2: A lot of stable mockers go crazy and I don't
Speaker 2: know how, and that's.
Speaker 1: Due to curiosity. It's like, you know, I had I
Speaker 1: had a used to work for a really rich guy.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm scared of my kids and I had
Speaker 1: no struggle, and I thought he was joking. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm dead ass. It's like if they don't have it,
Speaker 1: they're gonna create it.
Speaker 2: Mm hm. It's like, oh, ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The reason I am so visioning about not doing certain
Speaker 1: things because it's like I just don't want to go back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are interested in what what's over there?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was like, there's nothing going back there bas university.
Speaker 2: The most dangerous motherfuckers I've ever known in my life
Speaker 2: were kids from the suburbs who wanted to be in gangs.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, kids who had resources and chose to be bad, But.
Speaker 2: That'd be few by because the kids they didn't have
Speaker 2: nothing made something out of nothing. They made it look cool.
Speaker 1: So then it's like I got something, but I can't
Speaker 1: make something look cool, so I must I must go.
Speaker 1: Cool is a commodity, right, It's like it ain't word.
Speaker 1: You can't really buy nothing with it, but it is
Speaker 1: it does have value.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's like a it's such a
Speaker 5: complicated even idea, right, Like you're ad that the Hooks
Speaker 5: book we real cool, just like the idea of cool
Speaker 5: is like it's so unattainable that it drives people crazy.
Speaker 2: I ain't read Bill a lot, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I like Bill.
Speaker 1: I prefer Tony even though they have a similar discourse.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I don't know, I just Tony just
Speaker 1: remind me of you, Like come sit on my lapt
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: I feels like. I don't know why you're more fiction
Speaker 2: than you are, Yeah, because you to break you.
Speaker 1: I think you work your brain a little bit more
Speaker 1: with imagination and you anger yourself with real stuff.
Speaker 5: I will say some of bell Hook's ship read like
Speaker 5: All About Love is like a difficult.
Speaker 2: Yeah put it down? Yet put it down? Yeah you
Speaker 2: really can't.
Speaker 1: Like just you take the lesson and then you got
Speaker 1: to digest it. That's not even something you read straight
Speaker 1: through and say all read it.
Speaker 2: It's not that kind of book. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you're not that kind of reading, it's like you
Speaker 1: need a notebook with this, you need to possibly a partner.
Speaker 1: I would I would even encourage. It's like read it
Speaker 1: before and then also read it with a partner, because.
Speaker 5: Then I never thought about reading it because I've read it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because you your your definition of what it
Speaker 1: is before with this and love changes with every person
Speaker 1: because the definition got a change because everybody can't be
Speaker 1: loved the same. You can get to get the core stuff,
Speaker 1: but it's like, oh, you gotta love this person so
Speaker 1: much differently than the other person. So it's like that's
Speaker 1: a good book to be like, hey, let's check in
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: I really uh, I really struggle with nonfiction because of
Speaker 2: that reason of like not being able to create some
Speaker 2: of like the story from it, right, And I think
Speaker 2: that that would like doing it with the partner does
Speaker 2: feel like you get to be like I read a thing,
Speaker 2: now let's be mad about it, or let's be passionate about.
Speaker 1: This and you it may it may anger you, but
Speaker 1: this thing is like it unlocks on her. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, you ain't gona be angry.
Speaker 2: Look check this out.
Speaker 1: This is how you can This could be a super powl.
Speaker 1: Now you're like, damn okay, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, alright, bet.
Speaker 2: I think you just saved my marriage. Man, that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one step at a time. You just got engaged. What
Speaker 2: was the ask? Ask you? What was the like? Right,
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 5: We're just weird in the same way it works. There
Speaker 5: was no weird part of myself that I felt like
Speaker 5: I had to hide. So you feel yeah, yeah, in
Speaker 5: a in a and accepted, not just seen, but like
Speaker 5: fully accepted. And then at that point I'm like, I
Speaker 5: don't think it gets better than that, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 2: That's a good bass.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yes, it was like it was like the
Speaker 5: first time with somebody where I was like I could
Speaker 5: see this going, like because you know, you've had I've
Speaker 5: had other people, and you had other people that you
Speaker 5: thought and then when you took some time away from it,
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, that wasn't really me being my full self,
Speaker 5: me showing up in a real way.
Speaker 2: What kind of stuff?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Much?
Speaker 1: How many times you was lying because your mind told
Speaker 1: you so? Be Like, man, I want this to work
Speaker 1: so bad, I'm willing to transform and then like.
Speaker 5: Flags and shit like that, but this was like it
Speaker 5: wasn't like that. And it was also the ease of it.
Speaker 5: The ease of it, like it's hard, but it's like
Speaker 5: easy to be hard. Within this, it's like it's like
Speaker 5: working on something that you love, where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 5: it's difficult to do this work every day, but I
Speaker 5: love it, so it's like ease. It's like it doesn't work,
Speaker 5: it's it's fun to go to the grocery store. And
Speaker 5: then it's like, yeah, that all that kind of stuff
Speaker 5: together was like, oh, okay, yeah, this is a smart idea.
Speaker 2: What was the click? Like is it? I think there's
Speaker 2: this weird thing where, for for marriage, you're often told
Speaker 2: about like finding a partner, right, and the partner is
Speaker 2: always like somebody who empowers the best of who you are,
Speaker 2: and you empower the best of them, or they fill
Speaker 2: in the gaps of what you're incapable of. And I
Speaker 2: think what I found is that it's a partnership in
Speaker 2: terms of both empowering me at my best but also
Speaker 2: seeing my flaws as still workable assets for what we're doing.
Speaker 5: Bro, you know that's for real, because yeah, that's for real.
Speaker 2: Man, Like I think partnership doesn't always mean that ship
Speaker 2: is rocking perfectly. It just means that you have somebody
Speaker 2: who's like eager to get under the boat and figure
Speaker 2: out what the fuck we can do about. That's just him.
Speaker 1: That's just him, and not in a judge you way.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, somebody else can see be like
Speaker 1: girl does not.
Speaker 5: It's just him, Yeah, because thinking that bad stuff is
Speaker 5: what's going to kill it. No, Like like I used
Speaker 5: to feel that way. I'd be like, man, there's part.
Speaker 2: Of me that like it's perfection Yeah, exactly that, which
Speaker 2: is a huge thing. I spent a lot of time.
Speaker 5: Part of therapy for me is like learning about perfectionism,
Speaker 5: understanding how it's linked to like lower self esteem.
Speaker 2: Yeah I said this, and not trying to rock the boat.
Speaker 2: And I have to, like for me to be in
Speaker 2: this room, I have to be pristine.
Speaker 1: I have to be hyper vision about who I am
Speaker 1: and you always aware and then you still have to
Speaker 1: be and then the motherfuckers pull you out of the
Speaker 1: word it's like, hey man, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah, And even that idea of me, I
Speaker 2: have to have value. I have to be perfect anything
Speaker 2: short of that is me diminishing my value when it's
Speaker 2: like that's my perfect I'm constantly questioning if anything I'm
Speaker 2: doing is that enough, valuable, enough to make up for
Speaker 2: everything else that I'm doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, way. I
Speaker 2: found a person who not only is like comfortable with
Speaker 2: what I'm putting out, but also has the ability to
Speaker 2: like reassure and be like, we're good. Were you cool?
Speaker 2: You're doing good, I'm doing good. We appreciate each other,
Speaker 2: is what.
Speaker 5: I really think about it. It's that like I was
Speaker 5: living a life so anxious and I wasn't acknowledging it,
Speaker 5: and this person allows me to acknowledge it and takes
Speaker 5: it and it's like, oh, it's okay, you're just anxious,
Speaker 5: when before it's like, maybe I'm just kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe you know she talks to the little boy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the little boys.
Speaker 6: You speak to the child, y'all speak to the kids
Speaker 6: each other.
Speaker 2: This is crazy. I'm like, how the funk you doing this?
Speaker 2: Vince leaned in on us and listening. Do you think
Speaker 2: he's doing some ship man back to the moon?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Back to the morning? Take a break? Yeah, what are
Speaker 2: you taking a break? Let this cool. You're trying to
Speaker 2: check us. This has been great. We're gonna be back
Speaker 2: with more Offens and Brian Moore.
Speaker 3: My mama told me, yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Who'll say what blood?
Speaker 3: Oh crap?
Speaker 5: Just like that, we're back Brown. Thank you, mister Brown
Speaker 5: for your hours of endless entertainment you've given you.
Speaker 2: You've done a lot for Brown and.
Speaker 1: Always back to the moon. Yeah, this ain't about the moon,
Speaker 1: but this is about Mae Jimson. She's still alive, right,
Speaker 1: you know it is May Jimson.
Speaker 2: Yeah she was. That's the finest.
Speaker 1: Astrot ever saying, man, if you're interested, I would like
Speaker 1: to take you to space sometime.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous. That's the shootiest shoutout. I was really good. She
Speaker 2: don't give her props, but.
Speaker 1: She was a bad It's a picture she floating the
Speaker 1: space station and everybody else got on the same uniforms.
Speaker 1: But black women do it a certain way. You'd be like,
Speaker 1: damn you got and I don't think they able to
Speaker 1: sit there.
Speaker 2: I wanted did she ever get to go to space?
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Google that right quick.
Speaker 5: Let's figure out that picture too.
Speaker 2: Got a little shot ain't going on? You can see
Speaker 2: a foul. You gorgeous. You should be an astronaut. You
Speaker 2: shouldn't have to work, man.
Speaker 5: I love that you feel like our platform might be
Speaker 5: the one to get to her.
Speaker 2: It's you're talking about. It's got to be that one
Speaker 2: that you're uh, that floating.
Speaker 1: One under, because if she didn't go to space, I
Speaker 1: know why she wasn't there trying to say, hey, we'te
Speaker 1: too much mone.
Speaker 2: Grounds you were prost. Hey we are about it and
Speaker 2: as slow here may and uh when somebody else gonna
Speaker 2: have to get off because I ain't leave. Damn. We
Speaker 2: knew it was a twelve cruit that she got that
Speaker 2: I got to lift this as take up another spot.
Speaker 2: May I love you, you love I love Jimson. That's
Speaker 2: very beautiful.
Speaker 10: I like that.
Speaker 2: To to the the question of whether or not the
Speaker 2: moon landing was fake, the actual conspiracy theory does have
Speaker 2: an origin, which I didn't know. Like, I thought that
Speaker 2: that was just some ship that people started saying as
Speaker 2: soon as it was happening. But apparently that's not a
Speaker 2: crazy premise, so they think that's who shot it. But
Speaker 2: the actual.
Speaker 6: Conspiracy theory credit for it.
Speaker 2: No, but he keeps working. Hey, you know what because
Speaker 2: he probably has. He ain't had noo stinkers either. I
Speaker 2: don't think I can't think of a bad he ain't
Speaker 2: got no stinkers, So yeah, he probably did shoot it
Speaker 2: a fuck. So the original premise of the moonlanding being
Speaker 2: fake came from a guy named Bill Kasing, and Casing
Speaker 2: wrote and published this pamphlet called We Never Went to
Speaker 2: the Moon America's thirty Billion dollars Swindle, And it essentially
Speaker 2: was this pamphlet that he was handing out on the
Speaker 2: street circulating that eventually caught fire. People like Rogan, Sean Dawson,
Speaker 2: all these other people eventually are now repeating back this
Speaker 2: thing that started from a crazy mouthfucker with a pamphlet.
Speaker 6: But it's fifty fifty bro. We might have landed, we
Speaker 6: might have not held it.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. If you proved that we didn't,
Speaker 2: and if you proved that we did it don't help
Speaker 2: you nothing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've heard the idea that people think we
Speaker 5: did land we didn't film it, like the quality of
Speaker 5: technology or whatever, so it's not up to park. So
Speaker 5: we were like, we need people to know that we
Speaker 5: did it. And for that reason, they got to.
Speaker 2: Say that's always been my feeling on it. I don't
Speaker 2: think that there's as much reason for them to lie
Speaker 2: about going to the moon. I think there's Yeah, what
Speaker 2: do you give from that? I don't know what you
Speaker 2: gain other than winning the space race, which they already
Speaker 2: did by ten times by doing the rockets, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like all Russia got was Sputnik, right, they got.
Speaker 2: A dog up there, and then they were like we're cool, yeah,
Speaker 2: and instead we were like, no, people, there's too much.
Speaker 2: It's a waste.
Speaker 1: It's a waste of money. Unless they was, but again,
Speaker 1: you ain't got clean money from Nigga. Yeah, yeah, the government,
Speaker 1: y'all gotta clean no money.
Speaker 2: So it was like, what do we spend? Where is
Speaker 2: this money really going? I think that's the biggest covers that.
Speaker 1: If that's where you find everything in the numbers, If
Speaker 1: you see where the money is and what's spent on what, Okay,
Speaker 1: we can justify.
Speaker 2: But if otherwise, like what was y'all really building? And
Speaker 2: I think I think that's to your earlier points about
Speaker 2: why we don't keep going back. It's they just counted
Speaker 2: the money and they were like, oh, bro, we're not
Speaker 2: getting anything from a motherfucking thing. It's a big ass rock.
Speaker 2: It's a big rock. We're good.
Speaker 1: What if crack came from the moon. Having in seventy
Speaker 1: we got sucked up in eighties. What if crack came
Speaker 1: from the moment.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I like that idea, But we know how they make crack. Mmm,
Speaker 2: moon rocks. Don't do that.
Speaker 5: Don't do that. No, it's the whole point of crack
Speaker 5: is that the process.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows. It's moon rocks, the key ingredy.
Speaker 5: It's cocaine, and it's making soda and it's hot water.
Speaker 1: Make this out, check up to fuck you up. The
Speaker 1: Pyramids were first, We're worth first, not Egypt. Where in
Speaker 1: South America?
Speaker 2: Cokay come from? Uh oh wait you know, walk with me?
Speaker 3: Walk with me?
Speaker 2: They had pyramids, and then the mind was all in
Speaker 2: South America.
Speaker 5: Right, are you talking about tea and ship like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, I didn't even know them niggas, but all that ship. Right,
Speaker 1: So the moon the aliens come from Spie. They said
Speaker 1: they sprinkled that ship down there.
Speaker 2: They said, what's this?
Speaker 1: Just put on your guns, just put it. There's a
Speaker 1: man component and crack. So either way you want to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Crack come from the moon the way you want to
Speaker 2: do it. You want to do this crack come from
Speaker 2: the moment, comes from the moon. Where come from the moon?
Speaker 2: What about the plan? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They brought plenty down, They.
Speaker 5: Brought pyramids, they brought coca leaf. They said, do what
Speaker 5: you will, knowing that someday it.
Speaker 6: Was going to get whatever care that people be getting
Speaker 6: high m.
Speaker 5: I can't dispute that with me.
Speaker 2: You were scared to walk with him?
Speaker 10: I was?
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I went with them all the time.
Speaker 1: But I'm serious because it hit us whole like a
Speaker 1: video CRR media destruct community.
Speaker 2: Walk with me, walk with him? So casing is interesting
Speaker 2: because he actually worked on the US space program. To
Speaker 2: you was always a job. Between nineteen fifty six and
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty three, he worked for a company called rocket
Speaker 2: Dine that helped build the Saturn five rockets. He published
Speaker 2: that uh this pamphlet despite the four hundred thousand documented
Speaker 2: employees who helped to make the moon landing reel, as
Speaker 2: well as a three hundred and eighty two kilogram of
Speaker 2: moon rock collected across six missions, cooperation from Russia, Japan,
Speaker 2: and China, who saw the tracks in the dust. He's saying,
Speaker 2: this is all fake. Pamphlet will prove to you otherwise.
Speaker 2: They are measuring it in kilos. They are measuring KOs
Speaker 2: much like man, walk with me and not away from me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go make me some pamphlets. Crack, crack came
Speaker 2: from the moon. From the moon, baby, brother, spread the
Speaker 2: good words. Crack came from the moon.
Speaker 6: Look up in the sky in the same color.
Speaker 2: What you're smoking right now is your future. Brother. That's
Speaker 2: where you're gonna go in your ass after that crack.
Speaker 1: That's where you feel like you forna be. That's why
Speaker 1: nigga keep getting hided. I'm going to them being spend
Speaker 1: a quick twenty you can get up.
Speaker 5: There twenty from me?
Speaker 3: What this is?
Speaker 2: All these also come from the I wouldn't like this.
Speaker 2: She come from the moon.
Speaker 5: That's an ancient civilization gave us that that is true.
Speaker 5: This this this color doesn't exist on Earth.
Speaker 2: It doesn't, it shouldn't.
Speaker 5: That's a special body heat.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be vulnerable and say that I ate some
Speaker 2: of those last week, and my fingers were blue for
Speaker 2: uh co in no crowd, no talking. An embarrassing amount
Speaker 2: of time in a way that felt like, hey man,
Speaker 2: this isn't reasonable as an adult. What's that shorty they
Speaker 2: be walking around with Rick Ohons.
Speaker 1: I think it's his wife. She got the colored fingers.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, short lady. I think
Speaker 1: it's just a girl. Rick Ohn's wife. She got her
Speaker 1: fingers dyed of black. That's that's how you was looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah those are You can't that's why the bags
Speaker 2: are so small.
Speaker 1: It was like I had fun with Voldemort, but it
Speaker 1: ain't too bad because we used to watch as a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we just powder. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: We had sugar.
Speaker 6: You just ate the powder by something sugar. Well you
Speaker 6: went crazy.
Speaker 1: You're a bad motherfucker. Not putting no sugar with that
Speaker 1: is insane. Actually, yeah, I was cold.
Speaker 2: We had we put a little sugar. We couldn't just
Speaker 2: do sour. Life is already. We ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 5: If you just do it sugar, why not just make
Speaker 5: the juice?
Speaker 1: No, well that's what I'm saying. We make our own candy.
Speaker 1: So y'all lost a whole other shit. I just want
Speaker 1: sou Yeah, I feel something that's really I got hooked
Speaker 1: that dope.
Speaker 2: Really, I ain't gonna be clean the sugar. I'm never
Speaker 2: gonna stop. You're not gonna stop. Everything break down the sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we all wired like that. You committed to sugar, we
Speaker 2: all are.
Speaker 6: Everything breaks into sugar, Everything breaks down of the sugar.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 1: You can't leave it alone. So that's why we put
Speaker 1: more sugar on top of It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's already gonna do that.
Speaker 2: That's why I get bad when people eat too much sweet.
Speaker 2: It's wild when you talk to people and they're like,
Speaker 2: what's You're like, what's your favorite seal of? Like honey
Speaker 2: nut cheerios, and I put more sugar.
Speaker 1: In it, and it's like, now that's a wild mother
Speaker 1: crazy plain cheerios with the sugar. I understand, but honey nut.
Speaker 2: They ain't need the job for it.
Speaker 5: Plane needs it plain because plain is nasty, really clean
Speaker 5: cheerios can I you're vulnerable.
Speaker 2: You get younger enough, it get good. Go ahead, it's
Speaker 2: kind of my favorite. And what age did you decide it? Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait before you leave, you gotta let them know what
Speaker 6: age did you decide this?
Speaker 5: It better start with a three?
Speaker 2: No, man, we gotta get a come on, man, that
Speaker 2: was I think. I think pretty like early on, I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, this house, were you not okay?
Speaker 5: Okay? Were you not allowed to have real cereal?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I was allowed to have whatever I wanted. And that
Speaker 2: was the one. Did you spend a lot of time
Speaker 2: at your grandparents house?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: But I was alone for a long time. I'm that okay,
Speaker 2: much older than my siblings. Okay, but the next in
Speaker 2: line is ten years older younger than I am. Same,
Speaker 2: and and then it goes at least eleven twelve and
Speaker 2: then twenty three years younger than I am. So like,
Speaker 2: it's a it's my mama. You would think it would
Speaker 2: only be No, had me at twenty, have my sister
Speaker 2: at forty three.
Speaker 6: Since we've been vulnerable. Yeah, raisor brain.
Speaker 5: It's your favorite, like nine okay, but those those those
Speaker 5: raisins are so sugar, a little sugar, but.
Speaker 2: But it is an up or so blank it's that's
Speaker 2: a grown up ass. That's a cereal. I spent a
Speaker 2: lot of time around my grandma. That's why you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying that the honey, nothing, that's just a
Speaker 2: nut cheerio. Ain't honey? You just eat a nut cheero
Speaker 2: I was, that's crazy for you to do the what
Speaker 2: you're saying. I used to think about it. I don't
Speaker 2: even want you to do that.
Speaker 5: Honey.
Speaker 2: Now let's come with the honey. I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: come with the plain. Yeah, I was. It's just brain.
Speaker 2: It's just blains, cereals.
Speaker 5: It's just not it's not nut cheerios and then honey
Speaker 5: nuts cherio.
Speaker 2: Mean by soul showing me doing you you putting it
Speaker 2: in cheerio, you said I love to it. You're sucking up.
Speaker 2: We gotta get you a sub box man.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 2: By you said hello to it, you're fucking up.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Here's a list of arguments about why people say the
Speaker 2: moon landing was fake. Uh. There are no stars visible
Speaker 2: in the pictures of the moon landing where you was
Speaker 2: looking at apparently in the in the background, in that big, old,
Speaker 2: vast black there is no They took a picture of time.
Speaker 2: That's come on, cause you thought you knew something. Okay,
Speaker 2: the flag waves on the moon despite there being no atmosphere.
Speaker 2: That's what I've heard that the flag is like clearly rippling, even.
Speaker 1: Though the flag can't be a wavy motherfucker. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying they don't like wavy people.
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 2: The waves.
Speaker 6: Mockers get the most hate flags included.
Speaker 5: Man the Way, Max B seventy five days.
Speaker 1: Hey boy, that nigga a home for so long. I
Speaker 1: don't even think he got no help. I'm coming home,
Speaker 1: So when is soon?
Speaker 5: Seventy They just said seventy five.
Speaker 2: I'm not even mad.
Speaker 6: It makes me because niggas in jail.
Speaker 2: You asked me to come. I'll be home soon.
Speaker 6: Nigga, let me know so I can prepare you won't
Speaker 6: pick you up.
Speaker 2: But I think he was there for that too, though.
Speaker 2: I think if you're in jail, you have to be
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna be. I think you have to be
Speaker 2: able to turn ten years into soon. Hey brother, I
Speaker 2: need you to give reality.
Speaker 1: That's because you be lying and meandering and doing bullshit
Speaker 1: in the world, and you go in there start lying
Speaker 1: and bushing to yourself.
Speaker 5: I gotta know which iPhone are prepare to have for you,
Speaker 5: because you might not be ready for a sixteen. No,
Speaker 5: you you're already.
Speaker 2: You can't jump on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went in with sidekicks. You can't just come
Speaker 5: out with you.
Speaker 2: I gotta go on e bay and find it. Three,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna work your way up. And my brother bullshit,
Speaker 2: my brother FaceTime fucked him up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, FaceTime, my brother been out of jail for
Speaker 1: at this point by the time he finished half his life,
Speaker 1: by the time he finished this sentence, he's gonna be
Speaker 1: going but his life.
Speaker 2: So one year he came out FaceTime, He's like, man,
Speaker 2: what the funk?
Speaker 1: I can like video call and talked to my son
Speaker 1: and my phone like yes, nigga, and this niggas like
Speaker 1: blown away. And it sucked me because, like, Nigga, U
Speaker 1: should be used to talking to your son to a
Speaker 1: glass screen.
Speaker 2: Like if anybody nigga used to know this. This is
Speaker 2: ancient technology.
Speaker 6: What I'm saying, reconnect And I was like, because that's
Speaker 6: that's what you're doing, y'all.
Speaker 2: Reconnected. You've been going sometimes that's gonna buffer a little bit.
Speaker 2: Touched the screen holding his hand down. Yes, A, just
Speaker 2: punching his phone. Damn the uh the shadow Oh, there
Speaker 2: is no blast crater under the landing module, meaning like
Speaker 2: when you touched down the round is still flat underneath them.
Speaker 2: There's no blast craters. AI. Okay, of course, Uh. The
Speaker 2: shadows fall incorrectly in the pictures. Uh, NASA was poorly
Speaker 2: managed and largely incompetent and then suddenly able to launch
Speaker 2: flawless flights with perfectramentations. Yeah. That that NASA, And this
Speaker 2: is worth noting, NASA before the Space Race happens, is
Speaker 2: actively recruiting Nazi scientists to be able the functional stuff
Speaker 2: that we ended up doing. Okay, this is a different tangent.
Speaker 5: Yea, it really feels like the high level Matzi's kind
Speaker 5: of got away with it. No, he just got jobs
Speaker 5: or they went to Argentina or whatever.
Speaker 2: You be honest, I think they really proved themselves to
Speaker 2: be essential workers in a way that the world wasn't
Speaker 2: ready to like just throw away. We should get into
Speaker 2: the root of how they got to because they terrible, Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 2: Nobody stifocating for their character.
Speaker 1: But one of the institutions that talked there the way
Speaker 1: they think if they always being like used, I mean,
Speaker 1: you wonder.
Speaker 6: Evils connected to intelligence?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah somehow.
Speaker 6: So you know, I try to remain dumb as best
Speaker 6: as possible.
Speaker 5: I think I think I'm doing my best every day.
Speaker 6: I think in the morning, I don't know, motherfucker. That's
Speaker 6: why I'm happy. Kids always mild, they stupid as.
Speaker 2: I think there's like this thing past morality that is
Speaker 2: like detachment from human beings. So we talked about before,
Speaker 2: were like, I think that the scientists the people that
Speaker 2: are able to reach the level of like vile ship
Speaker 2: that happened in you know, World War Two and like
Speaker 2: the Nazi and a lot of the ship that frankly
Speaker 2: continues to happen now even with fucking Palestine and things
Speaker 2: that we're seeing out in the world, is like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not even a person to me, Like, I think
Speaker 2: they are able to hit a switch beyond like good
Speaker 2: and bad and see beyond humanity in a bad way.
Speaker 2: You just don't exist. I'm willing to make whatever to
Speaker 2: see if I can make it as people, and I
Speaker 2: think that we have that with every yeah, and we
Speaker 2: have it in every government, we have it in every
Speaker 2: like sort of superpower. It just so happened that the
Speaker 2: Nazis collected the all stars of that show and they
Speaker 2: call it evolution.
Speaker 1: It's really not like the further we go, we're getting
Speaker 1: close to something like a this thing was this It
Speaker 1: worried about food, shut the water, and then we started
Speaker 1: to evolve and started to worry about other things that
Speaker 1: ain't got shit to do with us.
Speaker 2: So the further we evolve, the more evil we would come.
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 5: That's why I don't give a fuck about space.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I hear my.
Speaker 6: Limit about shit, I really give a fuck about. And
Speaker 6: that's how I know I'm getting a little.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I don't, man, I don't give
Speaker 2: a good God damn, because I can't. I really it's
Speaker 2: not interesting to me.
Speaker 5: And I mean, I'm not saying everybody should be like,
Speaker 5: you know, that's just but that is how I feel
Speaker 5: about it. Like we're running out of water here. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't really care.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: And I also don't think the other I don't think
Speaker 1: ocean should be named differently. It's always just one big No.
Speaker 2: I don't call it Atlantic Pacific. It's the same ship
Speaker 2: that they got different it's just one. Yeah, that's just
Speaker 2: all Poseidon Bro put on the map. That's that's some
Speaker 2: ship you made up to make test questions.
Speaker 5: No, it is all continuations of the same water, right,
Speaker 5: because it's mostly water, so it's like it is all
Speaker 5: the same ship moving around.
Speaker 6: I ain't got no problem with the lake being named
Speaker 6: something different.
Speaker 1: It's containing that little area, but this one one thing
Speaker 1: that's not it's not separate for real.
Speaker 2: It does make it.
Speaker 5: It does take away from the power of the ocean
Speaker 5: when you make it multiple different bodies of water.
Speaker 2: I don't I will say, I don't like having to
Speaker 2: distinguish on the map what is the difference between one
Speaker 2: ocean versus another? Like the Atlantic? If you play what
Speaker 2: is no key? I know where the cursive is, that's
Speaker 2: where the Atlantic is, right. But if you get you know,
Speaker 2: yay high or yay low on the map, is that
Speaker 2: Atlantic or is that You ain't gonna have me doing it.
Speaker 2: That's Arctic what we got here, And that's where I go, Hey,
Speaker 2: don't do that water. Yeah yeah, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5: I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Get rid of it. One of the other things that
Speaker 2: is worth talking about before we take a break is
Speaker 2: that this theory of the Moon landing being faked sort
Speaker 2: of makes a modern re emergence via this Fox News
Speaker 2: documentary called Conspiracy Theory, Did We Land on the Moon?
Speaker 2: Which was hosted by one of the less famous X
Speaker 2: Files actors. Now, one of the bigger lies that was
Speaker 2: told in this documentary, and remember it's Fox News that
Speaker 2: is producing this thing, is that twenty percent of Americans
Speaker 2: believe that the moon landing was faked, when more legitimate
Speaker 2: polls put the percentage closer to four to five people. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: that makes that does make sense to me. But because
Speaker 2: of the era of propaganda that we live in, you
Speaker 2: can make a documentary falsify fucking statistics, and you can
Speaker 2: push people who may have been on the fringes of
Speaker 2: what that is or like on the edge of what
Speaker 2: might lead them there, and go twenty percent. I'm not
Speaker 2: as crazy as I thought I was. I do believe, And.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because is an amount you probably don't really need
Speaker 5: to pay attention to. No extreme outliers.
Speaker 6: The phone from yeah believing it's not a fact.
Speaker 5: There, I gotta see, let me get it, let me
Speaker 5: get the green past the lightning bolt, and then I
Speaker 5: want to go do what I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Now now I got a whole day ahead of me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the other way this could go wrong at any moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think what were what it becomes is sort of
Speaker 2: like the it becomes a victim of sort of this
Speaker 2: age of information and and sharing, sort of like media
Speaker 2: in media without accountability and so it becomes this thing
Speaker 2: where you can just say twenty percent of people. Man,
Speaker 2: we got cut back on them channels. Man, there's too many.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a cheese grading because now the streaming
Speaker 5: channels have more more channels within them.
Speaker 2: I clicked on Disney to watch The Incredibles the other day.
Speaker 2: It's like eight other things in that. And how many
Speaker 2: times were we gonna talk about this? Man the other time?
Speaker 5: Wasn't all the time, wasn't even on camera? Man, they
Speaker 5: don't even know that that happened. Oh yeah, it was camera.
Speaker 2: We've talked about it three times a day. It's a
Speaker 2: good movie, man, And it's a good movie.
Speaker 5: Man, it's a new movie.
Speaker 2: My friend, miss incredible. Thinkes hell to discussing.
Speaker 1: They knew they were doing animates, knew they was doing
Speaker 1: they had they got something for everybody.
Speaker 2: When Daddy Drift, he's gonna see that. It's incredible. The
Speaker 2: last thing I'll tell you is that, uh, and this
Speaker 2: is something I saw, is that there is actually a
Speaker 2: video of a man confronting buzz Aldron outside of a
Speaker 2: hotel about us punch. He says to swear on a
Speaker 2: bible that he or rather he's asking buzz Aldron to
Speaker 2: swear on a bible that he walked on the moon,
Speaker 2: calling him a coward and a liar and a fake,
Speaker 2: which eventually leads to buzz Aldrin punching put on your.
Speaker 3: Ready.
Speaker 2: Everybody don't believe a god, but you put that on
Speaker 2: your mom. Everybody believe in them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do think there's a lot of astronauts who kind
Speaker 5: of go crazy because you when you see apparently it's
Speaker 5: like a thing, right, It's like if you go and
Speaker 5: you can look down at the earth, you realize that
Speaker 5: it's just this thing.
Speaker 2: It fus with your whole That's what Gail King said.
Speaker 3: But it's like a lot of.
Speaker 6: Man up that you tried out first.
Speaker 2: That's how rich you is. You said, I don't want
Speaker 2: you Katie.
Speaker 5: The rest of them.
Speaker 2: Let me see what you like. But they do.
Speaker 5: They like divorce their watching. It's like an astro because
Speaker 5: I don't think having that perspective is like probably really scary.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to be up there. Yeah, that's so
Speaker 2: I don't care about it. You're not supposed to.
Speaker 1: Get in this sitting and you start changing your perspective
Speaker 1: to outside of normal, which is not a bad thing.
Speaker 5: What folks aren't supposed to be in the sun?
Speaker 2: Let alone game get that close to it?
Speaker 6: Come on, that's yeah, yeah, allergic to the sun and
Speaker 6: want to play with food.
Speaker 3: Food.
Speaker 2: Last niggas was wrong, child son. I ain't never liked y'all.
Speaker 2: That's why y'all came and got us blocking.
Speaker 8: Murray like, Mali, stand in front of me, Malik, I
Speaker 8: don't pick that ship. Hold on, I'm a crouch down,
Speaker 8: stand in front of it.
Speaker 2: Malik Man wanted to play the all right, we need
Speaker 2: to take one more break. Oh yeah, let's take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be back with more events more.
Speaker 11: My mama told me, because I look good, you will
Speaker 11: smell good. I feel good, and you sing good and
Speaker 11: Nick love good.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: Jash Brown clip well, he was fresh off line.
Speaker 5: He was going crazy.
Speaker 9: Man, boy, was the highest he's ever been. Went crazy,
Speaker 9: wasn't he in Hawaii?
Speaker 2: He was like, who was an interviewer? Kady no one?
Speaker 2: Katy car was just an older white hands boy.
Speaker 5: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: It's such a and I look good.
Speaker 5: And she thought she was yes handy and you.
Speaker 10: Job.
Speaker 5: She did a great change.
Speaker 2: Trying to get it back on the track. Sometimes you
Speaker 2: gotta let go.
Speaker 5: Because how do you handle that? James Brown?
Speaker 2: James how did this the height of his power? Living
Speaker 2: in on Marrick, That's how? But all his masters.
Speaker 5: He had a bunch of money too, right, he had
Speaker 5: a bunch of like cash Bury on his estate.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I think James Brown had all the things. Yeah, everything
Speaker 2: that's true. Different. I believe that. I think he truly
Speaker 2: lived life in in every way that you can live.
Speaker 2: Did y'all say that James Brown? Bobbie? I never liked
Speaker 2: it was good? It was good.
Speaker 5: The only part I didn't like about that movie. I
Speaker 5: don't like it because I love music biopics. I don't
Speaker 5: like it when they say the name of the hit
Speaker 5: song in casual conversation, like because you remember he was
Speaker 5: like sometimes mister bird, you got to get that down
Speaker 5: to get on up, And I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like when they put the movie title in
Speaker 2: that movie sometimes, but that's.
Speaker 3: How he did it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it is, but it's inexplainable. That's also Little Richard
Speaker 1: is a very interesting guy to be too.
Speaker 2: Though they all live. It makes me sad a little
Speaker 2: more because he went out of here pretending not to
Speaker 2: be gay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's like it feels like he had something in
Speaker 5: himself that he really did dig.
Speaker 2: That's what he he didn't want to he doesn't want
Speaker 2: to tell them about about. But six booty is that
Speaker 2: what the original lyrics were? Yes, clean it up. I
Speaker 2: think I watched the doc HB.
Speaker 6: I was like, man, this nigga is a genius.
Speaker 2: I will say that explains more why they were like,
Speaker 2: well we can't let little Richard have rock and roll?
Speaker 1: Was that the white girls the reason why they didn't
Speaker 1: want them on stage like they's like because they the
Speaker 1: white girls are gonna want them because they giraty to
Speaker 1: move on him.
Speaker 2: Was like, that ain't what he wanted. Yeah, but his
Speaker 2: claim is that he invented it rock and roll. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and they can't give him them keys if he was.
Speaker 2: His best song was tooty fruity.
Speaker 6: Chuck Berry, Yeah, Chuck Berry. He used to ship on people.
Speaker 2: Chuck Berry put cameras in in bathrooms so that he
Speaker 2: could look up women's fucking buttholes was legends. They gotta Yeah,
Speaker 2: so they got a guy. Uh it's called Blueberry Hill.
Speaker 1: He got a whole like I think Chuck used to
Speaker 1: do nights there so he got a whole like little
Speaker 1: restaurant performance venue after me like this. In the deal work,
Speaker 1: it was like amazing musician, Terry human.
Speaker 2: Bad man, Batman, bad man. Interesting people.
Speaker 1: They live life differently, like it was harder to live there,
Speaker 1: but they seem like they live more life than most people.
Speaker 2: But dog, imagine how crazy you have to be to
Speaker 2: put a fucking camera in a free bathroom and then
Speaker 2: afterwards write a song about Rudolph like I don't.
Speaker 4: Watched.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm about to think about saying and
Speaker 2: I can't be around on nigga like that. Get around
Speaker 2: when you heard Pis hit the ground, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: You a freak.
Speaker 2: This man was a nutcase.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're have no control.
Speaker 2: Nah, he was he was living, he was living man.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do a voicemail. There we go. Let's
Speaker 2: see what's that big dogs.
Speaker 10: I'm not drunk, but I am taking an extended punch
Speaker 10: break in the Panda Express parking lot.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: My conspiracy is that women with hard wigs often with
Speaker 10: soft lives. I've heard this many times and I can attest.
Speaker 2: Hard wigs make soft wide soft lives. Soft lives. Women
Speaker 2: with hard wigs live soft lives is what she's saying. Okay,
Speaker 2: that that base. It seems as if she's suggesting that
Speaker 2: that they was this more to it. Yeah, there's more
Speaker 2: that women.
Speaker 10: With stiff wigs and weed that look very wiggish track
Speaker 10: men with a lot of money. And I can think
Speaker 10: of several people in my personal life who have gone
Speaker 10: on the trajectory of hard wigs to a very soft life.
Speaker 10: According to Instagram, they are living a very wealthy life.
Speaker 10: And it's not exclusively bely that they're with white men,
Speaker 10: but more often than not. I can also speak from
Speaker 10: personal brilliant that one time I wore a wig for
Speaker 10: the very first time in my early twenties. So it
Speaker 10: was looking rough, but that night I had a lot
Speaker 10: of white men with unknown financial statusies, I will admit,
Speaker 10: but I got a lot of attention from white.
Speaker 11: Men that night.
Speaker 10: Why is it that hardwood attract a soft life flash
Speaker 10: a certain type of man. It's Confusedly that would make sense.
Speaker 10: I think you should be with a baddy of the
Speaker 10: bust down came down to her in pools, But that's that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you come over with a hard week, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have a hard life.
Speaker 5: That's kind of what I had thought. I never heard
Speaker 5: this though, have you heard this before?
Speaker 1: I can see it in real time too, because if
Speaker 1: you got bad wig bad, we've crunchy, we've hard. This
Speaker 1: attract It attracts white guys, is like, oh that she
Speaker 1: doesn't love herself and.
Speaker 2: All you think they can spot the self hatred in it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was thinking, we don't get white people, white
Speaker 1: white man enough credit. Thanks more people because they're they're predige, right,
Speaker 1: and you got to stop. And it's like he's not
Speaker 1: trying that with a woman who keep up to her.
Speaker 1: I got time, but just thowt We're gonna give about
Speaker 1: how she looks. The self love ain't there.
Speaker 5: I was thinking that he saw that maybe she's not
Speaker 5: as as like adapted to the group, Like he sees
Speaker 5: this as an outlier in that way that's easier.
Speaker 2: So like it's a slow gazelle.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, where he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, in that
Speaker 5: way I can kind of take it in and control
Speaker 5: also to assimilate it, because yeah, she'll probably come over
Speaker 5: here easy.
Speaker 2: I've always seen it that way of like she will
Speaker 2: be more adaptable to whatever I need her to be
Speaker 2: a part of, whereas like somebody who's blended there. We
Speaker 2: very nicely. I assume ain't gonna play with me, and
Speaker 2: if you adapt to my life, I will make you
Speaker 2: as easier. That's where so she's not wrong. When you
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning, I would like you to
Speaker 2: be ready faster, and a hard wig goes on fast, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like one of the Lego
Speaker 2: tops picture taking the mound, I mean three my sisters.
Speaker 1: But also they could be playing a long game because
Speaker 1: a lot of times when you're her done and they
Speaker 1: want to touch it, So she might be tricks.
Speaker 2: She like, I get a man, I don't get him
Speaker 2: to touch my her. Yeah, Sampson door, Okay, the power
Speaker 2: was in. Yeah, I do think I I think I
Speaker 2: certainly can track it in my own life of women
Speaker 2: with crunchy wigs who have found themselves with wealthy partners.
Speaker 2: And I will say, in almost all cases, it is
Speaker 2: a white.
Speaker 6: Flipped that flip that niggas with chrispy crunchy cuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, unkept black people are favorite by the others.
Speaker 2: Hairline theory. Yeah, we've talked about it a bunch on
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 10: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't even really start getting lineups till after
Speaker 2: the presidency. Really he would get this ship sea cups,
Speaker 2: he would do this. I'm cool he didn't with this,
Speaker 2: but no, it ain't. No, ain't listen to me.
Speaker 1: This is I really don't think we should be doing
Speaker 1: this to preserve it. I look at white dude's hairlines sometime,
Speaker 1: like he don't get a cut like we do. W
Speaker 1: ain't constantly taking a raisor to our hair or they ain't.
Speaker 1: So he like, I'm preserving right, and I just do
Speaker 1: the sea cups. I get the shape on my face.
Speaker 1: But you and this to be fine, right, which is cool,
Speaker 1: But now if I'm gonna be president, you got to
Speaker 1: touch all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's had enough. Now it's like if I
Speaker 2: lose it or not, you know, you can cut this ship.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying that like he was so sort of
Speaker 2: influential in his moment that he was able to do this,
Speaker 2: But I think the niggas that were before him weren't
Speaker 2: even able to do it. Even do that, you had
Speaker 2: to be Frederick Douglass. You had to slick that thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just yeah, slick it back. How a cock don't
Speaker 2: change it once, you know what I mean? Like you
Speaker 2: couldn't afford for it to be any different than it
Speaker 2: was the day before. I was to say, what what what.
Speaker 1: Kind of cut did Martin did? I want to know
Speaker 1: what kind of cut Malcolm? Malcolm ship used to be short. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a fade with the joint on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he had he had a conk for it,
Speaker 5: like that's you see those he did. Like when he
Speaker 5: went to jail, his ship was.
Speaker 2: Waved out, Yeah, because he had red hair, even Martin. Look,
Speaker 2: Martin did decide. He just tapered it out. We go forward.
Speaker 2: They went back, Yeah, he went back. He was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not about to deal with the hairline with y'all
Speaker 2: because y'all gonna have to fool if I'm too precise
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, I don't think. I think that's why
Speaker 2: Jesson they may win. It was nothing else, sure, Jesse,
Speaker 2: you had a perfect campaign. Otherwise you ain't doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: It was just the hairline. Otherwise you right, Al Sharpton,
Speaker 2: you still got a chance, baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's hey, we got Al Sharpton for a lot longer.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: He's in the gym aday. Somebody called his name to.
Speaker 3: Over with.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the gym photos them back ourselves? That's
Speaker 1: not the worst part. Look at the socks, one of
Speaker 1: them droopy, little nigga.
Speaker 2: He got little legs. And I didn't want to know
Speaker 2: that about if he can't stand up for myself, I
Speaker 2: did not want to know that he has. I don't
Speaker 2: want to know any man, how small leggs to me.
Speaker 2: To me, the miracle of Al Sharpton is that somehow
Speaker 2: no one in his life has told him he's making
Speaker 2: a mistake.
Speaker 5: Somebody has to have told him.
Speaker 2: I don't don't the way that he's posting these vide
Speaker 2: I posted all the time, almost weekly he posts a
Speaker 2: picture of him drinking a green juice in the car
Speaker 2: and it's just him pressing his lips hard against the
Speaker 2: green jew and then it says, I drink green juice.
Speaker 2: It nobody's helping him, bro, And that's that's so cool
Speaker 2: to ask, what has ever done nothing? He's a CIA
Speaker 2: employment right, He's done absolutely nothing, and he's flexing when.
Speaker 1: I see him or Benjamin Crump show up, somebody, somebody
Speaker 1: ain't get no justice. You see what them niggas run,
Speaker 1: Get the fuck away from my family.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because what are you doing over you know?
Speaker 3: Ya know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, Ben Crump, I think he graduate law school,
Speaker 2: but the nigga talked like he can't read.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a dangerous that's a dangerous person.
Speaker 2: Now it's a nasty motherfucker. And you you you you
Speaker 2: only come with fire club.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. When fires round, that's what
Speaker 6: we show.
Speaker 2: You got a funnel up. And then it's like the
Speaker 2: families keep hired this nigga. I'm like, what we doing,
Speaker 2: y'all ain't thinking? You though we didn't think this was
Speaker 2: gonna happen, were not thinking? I think, I think, and
Speaker 2: it's again the danger of like media and television. I
Speaker 2: think he can bring them cameras, and I think in
Speaker 2: our minds it's like, well, cameras means information means spreading
Speaker 2: the word this way. I think there's an idea of
Speaker 2: if you're able to see it, it will help. And
Speaker 2: I think that that's maybe a false idea. I don't
Speaker 2: think that people people people think if they can just
Speaker 2: see the truth that it will like but that's not
Speaker 2: even our No, it used to be. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: because people could deny anything, if people will argue anything.
Speaker 2: Now it's like, come on, yeah, this is a humanity, baby,
Speaker 2: we you know we're gonna do what we're gonna be today. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Goddamn well this got nasty right at the end. Always does, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was fun Otherwise, this is great, Vince. You
Speaker 2: want to tell the people where they can find you.
Speaker 2: What cool shit you got?
Speaker 3: Instagram?
Speaker 6: Twitter, V Bryant nine, V b r y A and
Speaker 6: t TikTok.
Speaker 2: We all know TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are lousy Lizard couldn't think of another name.
Speaker 1: And I had two accounts, but I go crazy lousy
Speaker 1: Lizard nine, I think, so, yeah, did you say the
Speaker 1: other one? It might be v Brian comedy, but I
Speaker 1: don't be on it no more. And I got pictures
Speaker 1: of my eggs own her, So I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't delete stuff.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I just moved creating new life.
Speaker 2: You just move on. I don't really move on. I
Speaker 2: take it back. I was like, damn, we was happy.
Speaker 3: More.
Speaker 5: This really frames the whole wind. Did you know you
Speaker 5: wanted to marry that one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man, that's one of them. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: All these things in form other things.
Speaker 1: Also, uh, miss Pat season five, I'll make my acting debut,
Speaker 1: which should be great.
Speaker 2: Hell, what else? Man?
Speaker 1: We just move in a groove and pay attention to
Speaker 1: stand up. If I'm come to see a city, come
Speaker 1: see me. I'm pretty funny.
Speaker 2: You laugh. Bye, that's great boy, What you got?
Speaker 5: Who got jokes? Citi's having on Instagram my special It's
Speaker 5: coming out not September ninth, September twenty ninth on eight
Speaker 5: hundred pound Guerrilla MEDIAO.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 5: Thank you so you can watch it on YouTube now.
Speaker 5: Thank you to everybody who paid the twelve dollars though
Speaker 5: I really appreciate it. But now it's time to let
Speaker 5: other people see it. Hell yeah, no refunds.
Speaker 2: You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social
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Speaker 2: fourteenth through the fifteenth, and DC the sixteenth, Austin the
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Speaker 2: then there's some dates in the new Year that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta get back home for Christians. Motherfucker, I gotta
Speaker 2: get back home for Christison. You going to Houston. No,
Speaker 2: I'm doing Riot. Oh man, I love Houston. They got
Speaker 2: some big old women down now. I just I get
Speaker 2: up there. Put. I just picked me up. Oh, I
Speaker 2: love y'all.
Speaker 5: They got that little bar that goes off below the riot.
Speaker 2: Oh do. I'm excited to be down there. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be fun. We've only done what you call it was
Speaker 2: a secret group.
Speaker 5: Yeah, secret group down there, so right it does get
Speaker 5: you know, you're not as sweaty as me, so he'll
Speaker 5: be all right now, I'm a sweaty motherfucker. Oh it
Speaker 5: gets hot up there.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 5: Okay, that was can I tell you before we get
Speaker 5: out of here. That was when I knew I needed
Speaker 5: to quit keep doing this podcast because I did Riot
Speaker 5: like maybe like six months after I started doing this
Speaker 5: with you and like for college aged Newbi and princesses.
Speaker 5: I was like, this has never been this has never
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