WEBVTT - Shame on You, "Uncle Johnny"

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Garrett phone tapped Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, set it up.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So we got an email from our listener, Christina, who

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<v Speaker 4>told us her uncle Craig has a great talent. He

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<v Speaker 4>thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny, to the point where

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<v Speaker 4>Craig has gone out to bars and people have been

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<v Speaker 4>giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>So we decided to use Craig's talent and phone tap

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<v Speaker 4>our very own Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait listen in.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello Zaro, Hey Johnny is Garrett. I know I've just

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<v Speaker 4>gotten several emails about something that I thought you should

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<v Speaker 4>know about. Yeah, there's this guy that has been going

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<v Speaker 4>around claiming to be Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, he's causing some trouble. He got thrown out

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<v Speaker 4>of a bar for getting into a fight with the guys.

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<v Speaker 4>He's giving you a bad name around town, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>he said, he said he's gone to the Monster before.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he's literally copying your life. Oh god, this

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<v Speaker 4>is just a bad look for us at the radio station.

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<v Speaker 3>It certainly is. But we don't need any of this.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know. It's my reversation. He's ruining,

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>And the interesting part is, so I decided to call him,

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<v Speaker 4>and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny, like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you know what. I'll put you on hold

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<v Speaker 4>and you can listen in. But I want you to

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<v Speaker 4>hear what this guy sounds like. You know, he hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>he doesn't know that I'm talking to you. So, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry all this was a little busy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, lady, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>So you're telling me that I should come out and

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<v Speaker 4>have a drink with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, and you know I want to get back into

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<v Speaker 5>the studio and you know, I guess so called cocktails

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<v Speaker 5>to make. Maybe we could do it monday. You could

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<v Speaker 5>have me back and we conmit something.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to want me to come with you? This is Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like me to come with you? No, this

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<v Speaker 3>is uncle No. Now you're talking to the real one.

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<v Speaker 5>Now no, no, no, hello Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways, you're not me And I could tell you. I

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<v Speaker 3>could I'm dying to see you. Yes, I'll meet you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>where do you want to meet you?

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<v Speaker 5>And I could?

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<v Speaker 3>You could come out and visit?

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<v Speaker 5>Meant, Cherry's on the Bay and on Fire Island. I

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<v Speaker 5>set you up.

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<v Speaker 3>With a beautiful drink. Yes, phonies, he's copying everything I do?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you crazy? So I'll get you to come

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<v Speaker 5>over to Fire Island?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you cute? Ask Elvis what to do about this?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that because you could trace the call. If

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<v Speaker 3>you can trace where the call is coming from, we've

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<v Speaker 3>had them online long enough. And then uh, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we'll notify the police. That because it's ruining my reputation.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, trace him? Now? What are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>You're both full of cops? Is a copyright infringement.

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<v Speaker 5>I got a lot of money tied up in these

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<v Speaker 5>T shirts?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Really? Yeah? What are you bananic T shirts? I make

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen to this guy he's trying to say his uncle Johnny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>even sound like it's awful? Would I have a too

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<v Speaker 5>pay like this on it? If I wasn't, Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>You can tell it's a too pay, can't you? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>You cannot tell Uncle Johnny see what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well, apparently we've got to get in touch with

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<v Speaker 3>the police as something.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to call the cops right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should. And this is somebody. He's gone

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<v Speaker 3>all over the town impersonating me, and they got kicked

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<v Speaker 3>out of myles and things like this, and now he's

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<v Speaker 3>taken over my hope as honor.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you bananis?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I don't know what to do. We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to get the police or something.

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<v Speaker 4>We called some of the listeners that have met him

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<v Speaker 4>to and they said that he even tried to sell

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<v Speaker 4>them drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this guy listen, hello you buddy, but whoever you listen,

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<v Speaker 3>you're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggrevate me. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are

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<v Speaker 3>using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>If I see you, I'll break your head. You're not

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<v Speaker 3>with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you right now,

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<v Speaker 3>it's oba nothing, it's oba what are you a tough guy?

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<v Speaker 3>I am a tough guy. Am a hell of a

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<v Speaker 3>tough of the new baby. Just no dog, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>even going to play this game with you. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>with you anymore. You're screwing up Elvis Durant's his reputation,

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<v Speaker 3>the radio and everybody around town. I will hunt you

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<v Speaker 3>down and I will have you arrested.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're trying to perpetrate a fraud here.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not trying to perpetrate anything. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>perpetrate you.

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<v Speaker 5>Pictures of me skinny dipping out in Palm Springs a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, you follow me on Twitter? What's the big deal?

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody could do that? Listen, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>You're to fraud me? All right? I want to meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to meet you now. I want to meet

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<v Speaker 3>you too. Where are you my gonna know? You? Tell

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<v Speaker 3>me where to meet you this afternoon? Well tell me

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<v Speaker 3>where to meet you this afternoon, you're idiot.

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<v Speaker 5>I live right by Madison Square Garden.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? Yes, well come over here, then the

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<v Speaker 3>street from Madison Square. I live in Madison Square Garden,

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<v Speaker 3>So come on over, come on, come on, say you

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<v Speaker 3>want to come on? Send a picture.

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<v Speaker 5>You can see me on YouTube making a banana surprise

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<v Speaker 5>like women on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna smack you so high. Your mother's gonna feel it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Uncle Johnny, Banana's you got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 3>Got out? How you're going? I'm going to show you

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<v Speaker 3>who is who is my who's playing Uncle Johnny?

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<v Speaker 4>That's Craig. He actually has been getting free drinks at

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<v Speaker 4>bars because people think he's Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out. That was a phone tap. They phone tapped me.

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<v Speaker 5>But well, you listen, Uncle Johnny, You've been a very

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<v Speaker 5>good sport.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm saying, what the hell is this guy? Bananas?

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<v Speaker 3>Uncle Johnny, why are you crazy? So I've upset that

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<v Speaker 3>I fought for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, Uncle Johnny, I've in my years

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<v Speaker 2>of knowing you, I have never heard you like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got to tear in my eye because you

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<v Speaker 2>fought to the end. You are are just pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. But I was really upset there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, because you want to you you wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>protect yourself and us, and I you're You're the best,

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>That was correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I want to meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>You come down here.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Johnny, what would you have done, Haddy? Come

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<v Speaker 2>to your apartment?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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