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Speaker 1: We may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Okay, it's broken,

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Speaker 1: Jeffary in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What do you got, Jef.

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Speaker 1: Rarely do we ever send Alexis and Jose on a

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Speaker 2: But rarely like we've never had. If you say rarely

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Speaker 3: Zero.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But the point is we might have to because

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Speaker 1: this event has been going on in Austin, Texas for

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Speaker 3: You're playing the Olympic Games. I thought we're going to London.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, this might be even bigger than that. It's

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Speaker 1: called the O Henry Punoff World Championship.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The producer Boyd just he subjected me to ten minutes

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Speaker 2: How long are the hi like videos? If there's the

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Speaker 3: Six hours long?

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Speaker 2: Whoa.

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Speaker 1: But basically, there's a stage and there's different categories you

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Speaker 1: can compete in. There's pun versus pun. There's two people

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jose, is this your Olympics?

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Speaker 3: It could be? No, it really could be.

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Speaker 1: They have long form puns retel like a long story

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Speaker 1: full of puns, also pun slingers. I don't ever want

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Speaker 1: to get into it. It's all viewed by the public

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Speaker 1: because it's probably all you can take out here.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: Policeman Ray gave me a collie and said the shizu

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Speaker 1: was hitting the fan in Egypt.

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Speaker 4: I started having terrible joint pain, so naturally I went

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Speaker 3: What's the till you're sprouting off again? I choke you.

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Speaker 1: So not surprisingly, it's a free event held on the

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Speaker 5: I think it sounds funny for again, maybe twenty five seconds.

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Speaker 2: I gotta take it ten more seconds of that.

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Speaker 3: The Cairo Jokers are really good Egyptian cities.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 5: I like the art of choke one as welleah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that's the point of a pun.

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Speaker 1: It's Mayo eleventh this year, so if one of our

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Speaker 1: can put your review in our Instagram comments or write

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Speaker 1: your best puns in our Instagram comments at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: because digital Jake loves to read it repond to all

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Speaker 1: of your puns. First, he's got to do some trivia

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Speaker 1: with us, though, So take it away, Jake. Well, you

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Speaker 1: know why we're playing this music because we're celebrating Sinko

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Speaker 1: to mayaayet. Shockingly, Sino to Myo is not a holiday

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Speaker 1: about the five great male brands of the US Hellman's, Hines, Dukes,

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Speaker 2: Oh, get out of here with your miracle.

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Speaker 5: It's not even mayonnaise, Okay, Texas little though.

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Speaker 4: In fact, it's actually a holiday honoring Mexican culture on

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Speaker 3: It learning things new every day. But that's why today

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do.

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Speaker 4: A special round of trivia questions all about Sinco aka

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Speaker 4: the number five in a brand new edition.

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Speaker 3: Of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, We'll start with the woman who occasionally throws

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis there. That is so gross, Alexis. Nobody can

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Speaker 3: help you with this question. It's all you on your loansome.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to ask her to count to five

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Speaker 4: I don't want to do things too hard for her

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Speaker 4: solo on Cinco, Alexis here you go.

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Speaker 3: We're celebrating the number five today.

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Speaker 4: So in honor of that, your question is is five

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Speaker 4: a prime number?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Ohh primes? Oh it's something with dividing them or multiplying them. No, no,

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Speaker 3: Oh, Alexis said it's not prime.

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Speaker 3: Incorrect? Is a prime number?

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Speaker 2: And what is a prime number?

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Speaker 3: What is a prime number?

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Speaker 2: Brolf? And that's that's it?

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Speaker 3: Anything else?

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Speaker 2: That's it? Yeah, they go over it in third grade.

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Speaker 2: I'll get this one next year.

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Speaker 4: It transforms into a car prime something. Okay, Alex's is out.

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Speaker 2: We're over to brook Brook.

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Speaker 4: It's commonly believed that humans have five senses sound, sight, touch, smell,

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Speaker 2: What do you say? Dogs? Never say that dogs is here?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go No, I'm gonna go taste.

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Speaker 3: Brook went with taste that is in direct according to science,

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Speaker 4: Humans tend to rely on I sight more than any

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Speaker 4: so far out of five, Jose. In your turn, the

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Speaker 4: that is five sided. Go four, three, two one. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: We've gotten three wrongs so far. I think if you

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Speaker 4: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: These questions be about tacos and tequila.

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Speaker 4: Those are not five sided, Jeffrey. There was a famous

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Speaker 4: burger chain called five Guys with thousands of locations around

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Speaker 3: True or false? Was it started by five guys?

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Speaker 1: I guess, Okay, Well, the last time that I hung

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Speaker 1: out with five guys, we definitely were not coming up

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Speaker 3: But there were peanuts all over the floor, yes, and

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Speaker 3: a lot of talk about meat between buns.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's just too obvious that like five

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Speaker 2: You don't think it's like five brothers that I started.

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Speaker 2: I always thought it was brothers, but maybe there wasn't

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Speaker 5: Maybe it was like a dad, And I just thought

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Speaker 1: I think that's what they want you to think so

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Speaker 1: that it sounds wholesome. But it's just one billionaire guy.

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Speaker 1: That's like taking all the money.

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Speaker 2: We're okay, spending thirty dollars on a burgy.

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Speaker 1: We're just I'm gonna say, it's not five guys.

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Speaker 4: You said false? False, Jeffrey said false. That is That's correct.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey was founded by a husband and wife who named

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Speaker 4: it after his five sons, who helped manage the franchises

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Speaker 4: to this day.

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Speaker 3: Is a family business now, Okay?

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Speaker 4: That means Jeffrey's one Today's edition of Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Since I got the only answer, right, I get to

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, and I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, it's gonna be Superman. It's not easy by

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Speaker 1: five for fighting? Five okay, okay, and I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: it to jose on this one, all right.

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Speaker 2: I remember I was at a hockey game and they

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Speaker 2: called five for fighting.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, that like a penalty.

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Speaker 2: It's in the penalty box for fighting. And that's why

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Speaker 2: they naive.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like your fist have five fingers

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Speaker 1: for fighting with no no wonder that song.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well let's sing some five for fighting.

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Speaker 2: I can't stand.

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Speaker 3: I'm not that naive.

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Speaker 1: I wanted more than that was a perfect spot on

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Speaker 1: rendition of it.

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Speaker 2: Shot you again, shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.