1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm calling the police on my sister. She wrecked my 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: car and refuses to pay. So I'm going to destroy 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 1: her life. Am I the a hole? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 2: Lock her up, throw her in and you know, like 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 2: like you know how like you like accidentally or on purpose, 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 2: ground your siblings. Yeah, I didn't do that. My sister 7 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 2: did that all the time. I think, take it up 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 2: a notch. Don't just have them ground at home, have 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 2: them grounded by the governments exactly. 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: Let let the biggest law in the land ground you. 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, for life, Big Daddy government, Big Dad USA, 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,519 Speaker 2: big Dad. The the guy with the batons in the 13 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 2: uncle Sam, the the security guards, the the guys was 14 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 2: quack uh you know like prison prison guard, the person guards. 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 1: Wait, the guards that are in the prisons, who are they. Well, 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: we'll see if op sister gets prison guards. Let's find out. 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: So I female, seventeen, live with my parents. I have 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: an older sister, twenty nine female that they had when 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: they were super young. I think my mom was nineteen 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: and my dad was eighteen. No, that's young. Yeah, that's 21 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: that's uh, that's pretty much. I imagine you had a 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: like an eight year old right now. If I may 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: have one I might too, just kidding. All jokes, all 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: jokes on this podcast. 25 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 2: Jokes were don has John's baby is Drake's baby, I. 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: Haven't exactly I am secretly Drake's baby. 27 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, I see it. I see it now. 28 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: If that would be a plot twist that that's some 29 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: beef right there. It's just the truth. It's just the truth. 30 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: They did not do a great job with raising my sister, 31 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: and she has a lot of problems. Man, tell us 32 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: how you really feel. One sentence, let me just insult 33 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: my parents and my sister. Yeah, seriously, she is chronically 34 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: unemployed and a thief. That is a bad combinentally unemployed. 35 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: It's like an illness. 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, from chronic unemployment, chronic just being a 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: bane to society. Just be a suck on society. Can't 38 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 2: do it, can barely shovel literally, seriously, basically my pants. 39 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: I need to employ someone to open my ass cheeks 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: for me because I cannot do it. It is too 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: close to work. So Jeeves, spread my cheeks and nick, 42 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: it's the only way to clean my apple. Jeeves. 43 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 2: You know, there's a royal wiper right really, like even today, 44 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 2: even today, I don't know even today, maybe like, what 45 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,399 Speaker 2: do you do? You stand up and just freaking yeah, 46 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: let I. 47 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: Think, I think you still sit and then the royal 48 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 1: wiper scoops goes goes down from under. Yeah, it hits 49 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: your undercarriage. Well, you know, if there's one apple that 50 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: might need to be cleaned today, it's the one in 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: this story. Let's see. She has two kids that are okay, 52 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: what that means just okay, not great, not the worst, 53 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: but okay, okay, okay. But they live with us as 54 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: well because her boyfriend didn't want them around. 55 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 2: That's how okay your kids are that your significant other 56 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: doesn't want them even in the vicinity. Don't want to 57 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: really breathing the same air. 58 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to accidentally look 59 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: at them. 60 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, kids carry diseases, right, Absolutely, get those 61 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:16,959 Speaker 2: kids out of my sight. 62 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: That's that's a great excuse. You know, I just hate them. 63 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, but I need to stay healthy 64 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: for collecting my unemployment checks. Yeah. I like the kids, 65 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: but they are spoiled little brats, and my parents dote 66 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: on them, shower them with loving gifts to make up 67 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: for being crappy parents to their mom. Nice. Oh wow, continues, 68 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: You know what helps a kid be better? What? Three 69 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: xboxes and a PlayStation? Childhood? 70 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 3: Saul? 71 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't you know, don't You don't need a parent 72 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: a kid. You just need to give them all of 73 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,279 Speaker 2: the toys, exactly. Just keep giving objects. 74 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: Just just stall their brains so it doesn't mature enough 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: to realize the trauma I had. 76 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 2: And then just just hands off hands free parenting iPad 77 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: in front of their face and then maybe like a 78 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 2: little tube in their mouth for uh. 79 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's the It's the Tesla autopilot of parenting exactly. 80 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 2: Dude, I pad in feeding tube. You got parenting on 81 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 2: lock matrix your children. I do not want to be 82 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 2: Sam's child in one of those big tubes full of 83 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 2: like that guey liquid. 84 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's it. You're done. Stick an eyepad on 85 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: from that screen. They'll never ask you an annoying question again. 86 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: Oh they won't. They'll be stuck in the matrix. Sam's 87 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: Sam's Childhood Parenting book coming to a store near you. 88 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 2: Let me baby sit your children. I'll put them in 89 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,119 Speaker 2: a vat. 90 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: I will fix them. I will fix them by making 91 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: them a human battery. Oh god, oh geez, my parents 92 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: won't let me put a lock on my door because 93 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: it's their house and they don't want that. All right, 94 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: I hate the parents. They don't let kids lock doors. 95 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: It's dumb. Yeah, it's dumb. 96 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 2: That being said, my parents didn't let me have a 97 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 2: lock on my doorm. 98 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: Are we trying to hint at something over my parents 99 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: love my parents? Are we taking any shots? 100 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: I'm just saying, well, maybe, you know what, maybe you 101 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 2: shouldn't have locks in your door. What happens if you're 102 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 2: doing heroin? Why would you be saved? What happens if 103 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 2: you the Heimlich maneuver done? 104 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: You know what? You have a key. You always have 105 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: a key, so you can always get in. But then 106 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 1: if they're locking, you're like, oh. 107 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 2: They're like I should changing go in right, or or 108 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 2: knock doing something else? Yeah, no, this is what my 109 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 2: parents would do. They would they were like, knock, knock, knock. 110 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: I'll bust it in. They would never wait. 111 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 2: It was just it's knock and open. Yeah yeah, it's 112 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 2: just like it's just hey, I am preparing you for 113 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 2: the opening exactly. 114 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: I mean, hey, at least they didn't just like bust in. 115 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 2: I mean sometimes they would bust in sometimes they would 116 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 2: just bust in. 117 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, them being nice. 118 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 2: The knock is them being nice. Yeah, that's the that's 119 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 2: the courtesy knock. 120 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: No shot at Sam's parents, no shot or or maybe 121 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: maybe don't hate me missus donner please please, it's just 122 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: jokes for the podcast. Don't roast me, but no problem. 123 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: I talked to the kids and explained about what would 124 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,720 Speaker 1: happen if they came into my room without my permission. 125 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,799 Speaker 1: We have a meet, Yes, you will die. 126 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 2: I feel like Op's one of those kids that has 127 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 2: like danger keep out on their door. 128 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: Angsty warning, angsty teen alert paramore posters. 129 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 2: Do you want to listen to death metal in this room? 130 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,919 Speaker 2: Then still don't come in because I don't want you. 131 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: You must be this tall and have black nails in 132 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: mascaratt to enter this room. 133 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 2: You much must be wearing this much hot top thing 134 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 2: could get in here exactly. 135 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: My sister broke up with her boyfriend and she needed 136 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: a place to stay. Wow. So the kids aren't even 137 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: living with their parents at all, just straight up living 138 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: with the grandparents. Oh wow, skipping a generation getting off 139 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 1: very easy for Op and her boyfriend. I begged my 140 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: parents not to let her stay with us. They declined. Decline. Oooh, 141 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: so I begged again for a lock on my door, 142 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 1: but no, dice. I have to go to school, so 143 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: I can't guard my stuff at all times. When I 144 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 1: came home on Friday, I found my car absolutely trashed 145 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: and a whole side of the car destroyed. Wait why Yeah, 146 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: because we talked about we went from locked doors to 147 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: a completely totaled car Like we're missing a leap here? 148 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: Wait, okay, can you can you walk me through what's 149 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 2: happened so far in your own words? 150 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: Yes? So Op's sister sucks and has annoying children. Yes 151 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: that now that live with op. OPI's terrible sister just 152 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: moved in and OPI can't like lock down any of 153 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,239 Speaker 1: her stuff. And then mysteriously one day her car gets 154 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: completely destroyed right after the sister moves in. 155 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 2: So it seems like the sister may have something to 156 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 2: do with this. 157 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: We have a regular Sherlock Holmes over here, Ladies and gentlemen, 158 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: same calculation. I think the sister maybe a cool bridge 159 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: for the kids. We'll see. So, my sister had gone 160 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,239 Speaker 1: into my room, found my spare key, and stolen my car, 161 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: then lost control on the dice after a day of 162 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: eating crap and tossing fast food wrappers everywhere. She in 163 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: the car, in the car, just like, oh, this is 164 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: a trash can, right, this makes sense. That does not 165 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: make sense to me. My car is so clean. The 166 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: maid will clean this up. 167 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 3: Yes, sister, here, Penance can be eat this trash. You 168 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 3: we love trash. Yeah, I love trash rappers. 169 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: Thank you dear stuff for this kind of street. If 170 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: you used McDonald bag when I saw my car, I 171 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: was livid as one can imagine. 172 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if your car is freaking total, 173 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 2: I would be pretty livid too. 174 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,599 Speaker 1: I just like, casually, I just took your car for 175 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: a drawer and it's like completely destroyed. But it's cool. 176 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine. I'll get anyone. Yeah. Yeah, see 177 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: that you'll pay for And I want to ferrari damn. Yeah, 178 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,719 Speaker 1: that's right, rent money. Here you go living in a box. 179 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 2: Now, yeah, in my apartment for a ferrari damn? How 180 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,439 Speaker 2: just a ferrari a month? I imagine a mortgage close 181 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 2: to a mortgage four grand a month? Let's see full Sam, 182 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 2: how much is a ferrari a month? 183 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: Calling? Literally? What bro ferraris calling? Did siri just listen 184 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: to my conversation is now trying to get me to 185 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: give you how much is how much is a Ferrari 186 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 1: monthly payment between two thousand and three thousand dollars per month? Dude, 187 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: trade in your apartment, get a Ferrari. Dude? Should we 188 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 1: just get an okop red Ferrari just slap our faces 189 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 1: on that thing? 190 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,200 Speaker 2: That would be kind of sid Dude, we could get Ferraris. 191 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 2: What if we get Ferrari's instead of an apartment, Let's 192 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 2: just see the pod literally just live in our cars. Yeah, dude, dude, yeah, 193 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 2: I want I want a freaking Ferrari. 194 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: Which, by the way, would be like so terrible to 195 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,079 Speaker 1: live in, like the most like oh but but but 196 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: you're flexing. 197 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 2: We're in a Ferraris, Like, oh, girl, come on over 198 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 2: to my house, slash Ferrari. 199 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: We have one of it, because who's who's okay and op? 200 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: I forget whose face is what? But I think I'm okay, 201 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,839 Speaker 1: you're okay, so yours is okay with your face? Mine 202 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,320 Speaker 1: is OP. And then it's the license plates that's okay, 203 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,680 Speaker 1: Sam okay, John, we just him next to each other. 204 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,959 Speaker 2: Just like yeah, that would be so bad ass and 205 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 2: then we get okay, op red. 206 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,560 Speaker 1: I mean it's already like perfect. We might have to 207 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,840 Speaker 1: we might have could we make like a like a 208 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: you know, a big Ryan Trey Han whatever genre YouTube video? 209 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: Like we spent our life savings on Ferris. I don't 210 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 1: think anyone would like us for that. No, no, I 211 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: don't know that they would like us. 212 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 2: But for the children. We bought Ferraris for children. 213 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: And then we took it back. Yeah, we gave them 214 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,839 Speaker 1: one joy ride and they were like, get the out 215 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 1: of here. This is my my brand new Ferrari. 216 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, orphan tears, get them out of here. Yeah, 217 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 2: the people will love us my leather, yeah exactly. Don't 218 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 2: go cry somewhere else. 219 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: Don't pee on my Yeah. Sorry, I told my parents 220 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: that I expected her to pay to fix it. 221 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,439 Speaker 2: Reasonable, No, totally unreasonable. Oh yeah, you're right, what was 222 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,439 Speaker 2: I No consequences for your actions. 223 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: That's how I want to live. That's what we always say. 224 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 2: I want to live with no consequences. I just want 225 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 2: to live my life. Crash Ferraris destroy you know, houses 226 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,320 Speaker 2: and towers. 227 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: Yep. Do you have something you want to tell Sam? 228 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: I did not love it? Wow, you know I've been 229 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: holding it in. 230 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 2: But honestly, it feels so great to like finally just 231 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,079 Speaker 2: say it down the open. You know, this is the 232 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 2: whole reason you made this for you guys, to tell 233 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 2: me I'm brave now. 234 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,959 Speaker 1: Damn wow? What a You're so brave? Sam? 235 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:46,959 Speaker 2: Hey, you know what? 236 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: All right? 237 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 2: You could say a lot. Here we go, here we go, 238 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 2: say what you will, Yeah, say what you will. But 239 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: you got to be brave to pull off something like that. 240 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 2: Oh that's one hundred percent right. I mean you're you're 241 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 2: not You're not a coward. You're not a coward doing that. 242 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 2: You're not a coward, I think, Yeah, doing what what 243 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 2: are you talking about? We're talking about the firefighters going 244 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 2: in to save. 245 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, I was talking about kicking orphans out of 246 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,959 Speaker 1: my Ferrari. That's like a really brave thing to do, 247 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: Like it takes a lot of guts to do that. 248 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah it does. 249 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, especially if you're running them over. 250 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 1: We're good people, just know that. 251 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 2: Just talking about running over orphans. 252 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: Sam and John canceled themselves by kicking orphans out of 253 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: there brand new Ferraris to a. 254 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 2: Girl the other day who was saving orphans and uh 255 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,840 Speaker 2: or taking pictures of orphans and mongolia. 256 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: Just taking pictures of them. Damn you could. You couldn't 257 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 1: give them like a like a photography lesson or a 258 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: you know, a granola bar or anything. 259 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,959 Speaker 2: It's just like, apparently she left an apple on our 260 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 2: bed and it caused a full on riot. 261 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: So she came took pictures of them and caused a 262 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: ryot it. Yeah. Wow. But then she sold those pictures 263 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 1: and kept all the money. Damn wow. Here I was 264 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: thinking she was she donated to the orphanage. 265 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, donated an apple for every child exactly. 266 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,679 Speaker 1: And the whole place is burned to the ground. Wow. 267 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: Shout out to you orphan photographers. Hey, if you're an 268 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: orphan photographer, let us know in the comments. Uh yeah, yeah, 269 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 1: I hit up Sam. Hit up Sam. 270 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 2: I'm single, that's right, Yeah, take some pictures of it. 271 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,680 Speaker 2: It's like the weirdest, weirdest Yeah. 272 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 1: Are you a lonely orphan photographer? Single man and handsome 273 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: podcast host seeks orphan photographer. 274 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my someone asked me by type, that's your 275 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 2: tender photographer? 276 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 1: God, god, golly, darn, wow, goddamn. We learned so much 277 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,199 Speaker 1: about Sam on this podcast. 278 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 2: Because of riots with apples that you call one eight 279 00:13:55,640 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 2: hundred me and I'll give you an apple. Oh God, later, 280 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 2: that's right, Oh god, oh boy. Let's get back to 281 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 2: the story, guys. I told my parents that I expected 282 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 2: her to. 283 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,280 Speaker 1: Pay to fix it. They said, but she doesn't have 284 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: any money. 285 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 2: Oh God, work the street, corner, Hella, do anything, do something. 286 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 2: Put your chronically unemployed ass to the street. 287 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 1: Literally, give me all of your government cheese and money, 288 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: like something. Give me that government hut up chomp. So 289 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: I said that I would call my grandparents. 290 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 3: I'm tattle daily, Gpa. 291 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: This just keeps going up the chain. God, because my 292 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: grandparents had helped me get the car and the insurance. 293 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: After talking with my grandfather, I came back to my parents. 294 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: I said that the insurance would cover fixing or replacing 295 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: my car, depending on the damage, but that I would 296 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 1: have to file a police report against my sister, I 297 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 1: imagine so, and that my sister would probably be charged 298 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: for stealing my car. They begged me to tell the 299 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 1: insurance that she had permission to drive the car, but 300 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,960 Speaker 1: I said nope, sorry. So, rather than go through insurance, 301 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: they are now replacing my car wow, with a Ferrari 302 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: I mean it better be like that would be my my, my, 303 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: my deal breaker condition ferrari, ferrari or nothing, or I 304 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: walk yes, or I leave to take pictures. 305 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 2: Of orphans to save up for that ferrari. 306 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I raise at least like three hundred thousand apples. 307 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: All that orphan picture money is gonna come really in handy. No. Yeah, 308 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: but they are using the money that they had set 309 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: aside to take me and my nieces to Orlando next 310 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 1: summer for my graduation, like Disneyland, I guess. So. Wait, 311 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: so they had this money set aside to basically give 312 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: Op a graduation present, and now they're just using it 313 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 1: to replace Ope's car the sister wrecked. 314 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 2: So this is Op's graduation present. Yes, your car, just 315 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 2: basically your car. 316 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's fine. I can do without seeing 317 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: Disney World again. But my parents, sister, and nieces are 318 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: upset with me and saying that I am an apple 319 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: for denying my nieces the opportunity to go on the 320 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: vacation that they've never had. 321 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 2: It was for Op though it's not their vacation, but 322 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 2: it sounds like it was low key one of those like, hey, 323 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 2: this is for you for this. 324 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, congratulations, I got you what I've always wanted. 325 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: I just asked if a lock for my door would 326 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: have been cheaper. Wow, singer all started from a door lock, 327 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: So am I the a hole. There's a quick edit. 328 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: I just got home from my school. There is now 329 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: a dead bolt on my bedroom door, and my mom 330 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: gave me a key. She says that she is keeping 331 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: the other one for an emergency. I agreed as long 332 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: as it was only for emergencies. Man, this is the 333 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: most like like insane route just to get to putting 334 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 1: a lock on it. 335 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 2: I know, I know. I feel like it's like I 336 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 2: had no idea how much tragedy it could occur from 337 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 2: not having locked doors. I mean, truly, truly truly I 338 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 2: mean but then again, like prison, like that's that's just 339 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 2: a door lock away from releasing murderers on the street. 340 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,120 Speaker 1: That is true. Locked doors are really important. Maybe they are. 341 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 2: Maybe they are, you know, maybe it's as important to 342 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 2: keep people out as to keep them in. That's true. Deep, 343 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 2: oh god, if you think about it, way too deep. 344 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,959 Speaker 2: But so what's the question here? Do you have locks 345 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 2: on your doors? And would you have a door locks 346 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 2: when you were a kid. Were you able to lock 347 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,479 Speaker 2: your door? And if you have kids, do you let 348 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 2: them lock their doors? 349 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 1: Yes? 350 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 2: I want to know why or why not? 351 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: Absolutely I was able to lock my door. Wow, that asked? So? Yeah, 352 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 1: pretty bad boy. Beware do you have any beware posters 353 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:57,520 Speaker 1: on your door? Keep out? Beware? Blank door, dude, blank door? 354 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 2: Damn dude's where's your your You know, freedom of expression. 355 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 1: I was a forty year old man. I just made 356 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: my I used Ikea to make my apartment look like 357 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 1: a minimalistic Swiss hotel room. And that was the. 358 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 2: Apartment your parents, my childhood, your childhood apartment by the 359 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 2: time I left. 360 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 1: It with my child apartment the room in my parents' house. 361 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: But also I think a question is are the grandparents 362 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: the a hole for taking the vacation money, the not 363 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,199 Speaker 1: gift gift money and using that to pay for it? 364 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 2: Should the sister pay for something? I feel like there's 365 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 2: no repercussions for the sister, and like this is not 366 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 2: learning anything. 367 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 1: At all as a result, Like this sister is just 368 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 1: completely and the sister's probably going to do something like 369 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: this again. 370 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to strike once more. She's going to 371 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 2: get a lock picking pick lock picking kit and just 372 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 2: go into the dead bolt door and steal the keys again. 373 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: For a second, I thought you were going to say 374 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 1: she was going to strike, like her unfair treatment, Like 375 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: you know you should pay me for wrecking the car, 376 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,880 Speaker 1: Like just take it one. 377 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 2: Step for you know what with these stories like I 378 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 2: wouldn't I wouldn't put it past them. 379 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. 380 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 2: Crazy, yes, but yeah, let us know if you lock 381 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 2: your doors or you were able to lock your doors 382 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 2: when you were a kid. Let us know if you 383 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 2: were able to lock your doors when you were a kid, 384 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,520 Speaker 2: or if you let your kids lock their doors. We 385 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 2: would love to know, and we'll see it a little 386 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 2: bit so today fed up by allowing my girlfriend today 387 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,160 Speaker 2: girls op is a boy. 388 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: There's old saying when you don't know the river, you 389 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: can't find the rock. Is that really an old thing? 390 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,680 Speaker 1: When you go to the farm, you can't find the 391 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,719 Speaker 1: the p in the haystack. 392 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 2: You can't find the p in the haystack. I heard 393 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 2: that if your girlfriend starts dating girls, right, she may 394 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,879 Speaker 2: not be satisfied with your head game anymore. Maybe not, 395 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,399 Speaker 2: maybe not. And the ladies just understand those parts better. 396 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,359 Speaker 1: You know, we are We're not trained. Takeo, We're not trained. 397 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: I'm trained to mechanics school. I don't know how to 398 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 1: work with this engine. 399 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm no obg n no not, I'm just I'm 400 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 2: just a man. 401 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: With a dream. 402 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 2: So me and my girlfriend have been a couple for 403 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,120 Speaker 2: nearly seven years. 404 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 1: Seven years impressive. 405 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 2: We met in college and are now in our late 406 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 2: twenties early thirties. For context, I was her first, but 407 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 2: I myself had some significant experience of dating both men 408 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 2: and women where we met. 409 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 1: Oh wow, all. 410 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:29,520 Speaker 2: Right, experience swab alright. Also, as I started college not 411 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,439 Speaker 2: right after high school. She's some years younger than me. 412 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,919 Speaker 2: Our relationship has been somewhat open from the start. In 413 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 2: the first years, we've been having occasional threesomes and met 414 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 2: other couples, which was fun and easy going. I don't 415 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 2: think that part was that Today aft up and I 416 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 2: would happily do that again. 417 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: Oh god, there, you want to add two handsome podcast 418 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: co hosts to the mix. Come over here. Oh god, 419 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: Oh we're big boy. 420 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 2: After four years, my girlfriend broke down, crying and told 421 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 2: me that she isn't sure if meeting girl or sex 422 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 2: with me in the room would be sufficient for her 423 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 2: in the future as she realized she is more bye 424 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 2: than she thought. So bye bye to the boyfriend. 425 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: Babe, bye bye, bye bye bye. I only like women. 426 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 2: So yeah, it sounds like she's like, hey, like, you know, 427 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 2: there's too much dude in the room. Oh yeah for me, Yeah, 428 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 2: I need I need a lady and lady action. 429 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: I need some buns. I need more buns than wieners 430 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,400 Speaker 1: catch my drift. Just like I can't even have you watching. Honestly, 431 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: you gotta get out, you have you out of the 432 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 1: room and then leave the city and then leave. 433 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 2: This relationship too as well. Yeah yeah, I think that 434 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 2: will be like best for me. That's yeah, this is 435 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 2: where the today aft up starts. I instantly agreed that 436 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 2: she can go on solo dates because I thought, all 437 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,640 Speaker 2: I want is to see her happy. She will thank 438 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 2: me later. This will strengthen our relationship. She doesn't have 439 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,160 Speaker 2: any experience whatsoever, so she will regret not having made 440 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 2: that experience later in life if I don't allow her 441 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 2: to do it now. So I mean, honestly, not a 442 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 2: bad thought process. He's I think he's coming from a 443 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 2: very empathetic quace, good and empathetic place but is it 444 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 2: a place that will continue you obtaining and keeping your girlfriend. 445 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. The jury's out on that. I don't know, dude, 446 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. 447 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 2: Again again, I think your your head game maybe weak 448 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 2: comparatively the judge. 449 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: The judge is not sure, and she thinks you don't 450 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,399 Speaker 1: know where the glitterist is. 451 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,639 Speaker 2: She also somehow suggested that I will profit from that 452 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 2: decision profit opportunity, not only when I get off, but 453 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 2: you will get rich. 454 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: Sir. 455 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,159 Speaker 2: Let me let me tell you, You're gonna get some like 456 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,920 Speaker 2: fifty percent of whatever I make on this only bad. 457 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,119 Speaker 1: The greatest get rich quick scheme of all time. I 458 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,439 Speaker 1: leave you and make a ton of money and then 459 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,399 Speaker 1: give you some some cash this sweet cash back. God. 460 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: All you have to do is answer all of my 461 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 1: disgusting messages questions. 462 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 2: Basically, she said she would be introducing me to the 463 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 2: women she'll meet along the way. Up to that point, 464 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 2: it had been ninety nine percent me who had been 465 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 2: organizing dates and managing all these stupid dating profiles on 466 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 2: multiple platforms. So opie, feel OPI feels like this girl 467 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 2: is sex manager. It's like, let me let me get you, 468 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,120 Speaker 2: let me get these these dates, baby girl. 469 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,959 Speaker 1: Also, what if she's giving feedback like you know? That 470 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: one was like just kind of not my time. You're 471 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,720 Speaker 1: giving me way too many brunettes and I want more 472 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 1: blonde better. Well, of course it didn't go well. 473 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,920 Speaker 2: My girlfriend had quite some fun and all I received 474 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,679 Speaker 2: were the stories of her experiences. No profit, no profit 475 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,359 Speaker 2: for OP zero zero dollars ahead. This was perfectly fine 476 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 2: for a year, or so perfectly fine OPI. At one 477 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 2: point I was allowed to also meet women after arguing 478 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 2: about that point for quite some time. But I just 479 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 2: didn't get to the point of going to solo dates 480 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,640 Speaker 2: when all I wanted was to have a happy girlfriend. 481 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 2: So he's like, I don't see the point of going 482 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 2: to solo dates when like, I just wanted my girlfriend 483 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 2: to be happy, like she could go on. 484 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: The solo dates with a woman. Yeah. 485 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 2: I tried once and then it died down. Needless to say, 486 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 2: my girlfriend never ever actively introduced me to a single. 487 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,400 Speaker 1: Person she met. How many people she meets? You got 488 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,400 Speaker 1: to give me give me three dates a week? Oh wait, 489 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,399 Speaker 1: actually we have an answer. Oh okay. 490 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,280 Speaker 2: After a year or so, things started to deteriorate. My 491 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 2: girlfriend had met about ten women already, and I also 492 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 2: allowed her to have a threesome with two other women. 493 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 2: So is that twelve making women plus a threesome with two? 494 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about ten to ten to twelve people here. Also, 495 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 1: is is she having like a what would that? There's 496 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 1: like a three like a twelvesome relationship? 497 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 2: Yeah's dating all these people at the same time. 498 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,520 Speaker 1: A penta hoctagon. Wow, I don't know. That's that's a 499 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: lot to juggle. 500 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 2: You've heard of love trying a lot today, she's good 501 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,280 Speaker 2: at multita asking. 502 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,040 Speaker 1: I guess so. 503 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:05,000 Speaker 2: Some months ago, two years after the single dating phase started, 504 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 2: the situation finally exploded. The breakdown is she isn't sure 505 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 2: of her sexuality anymore. She isn't looking for sex. She's 506 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,919 Speaker 2: actually actively looking for a relationship on the side because 507 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,000 Speaker 2: she cannot separate between sex and love. She needs the 508 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 2: emotional connection to have fun, and it is desirable for 509 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 2: her to have a second female partner for the needs 510 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 2: I cannot satisfy. Oh the headgame, man, that your head 511 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,240 Speaker 2: game week. It's two weak and it's not your fault, 512 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200 Speaker 2: you know, you just you haven't studied enough. 513 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,680 Speaker 1: It's the emotional connections. 514 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the emotional connection you got, you just 515 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 2: don't got it. She will always think of other women. 516 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 2: She isn't sure if she finds me attractive in that 517 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 2: way anymore. She never intended to do the single dating 518 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,439 Speaker 2: part for the sake of our relationship. She was really 519 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,480 Speaker 2: just doing it for herself. That she wasn't honest to 520 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 2: me and to herself the whole time. So apparently she 521 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 2: went on the single dating thing because she was like, 522 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 2: I think I like women more but wasn't sure. 523 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 1: Oh god. 524 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 2: However, she didn't want to break up as I am 525 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 2: still the love of her life and all she wanted 526 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 2: to do was find a way to have it all. So, John, 527 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 2: who is the A hole in this story? I want 528 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 2: to know your thoughts, feeling put your put your comments 529 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 2: in the comments section below. I want to know what 530 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,679 Speaker 2: you guys think. But is there an a hole of 531 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 2: this story? 532 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,680 Speaker 1: So? Who the girlfriend? Absolutely? I mean without a doubt, 533 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,480 Speaker 1: like like at least I feel like I feel like 534 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 1: you should hell what's happening as as it's happening, and 535 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 1: like I almost am like it'd be better to break 536 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: it up because this went on for a year. A year, 537 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: so a year of people not sure like always like 538 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 1: what do I have? And then and then to ultimate 539 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,680 Speaker 1: like you were going to say all this stuff anyways, 540 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: So why not be like preemptive and like I just 541 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 1: want to make sure I don't string you along and 542 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,879 Speaker 1: not hurt you anymore versus like a year of like pain. 543 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,679 Speaker 2: And then the girlfriend was thinking about how she you know, 544 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 2: could or couldn't hurt op. 545 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: No, No, I think she's just like experimenting around and 546 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: like maybe she's right and she really didn't realize it. 547 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,640 Speaker 1: But it's like you have to think that it's not 548 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,199 Speaker 1: gonna feel great great, you. 549 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 2: Know, but I would when I think I would like 550 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 2: to know the experience of for for our uh for 551 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 2: audience that is is on the queer side. 552 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 1: So like would you like did. 553 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 2: You ever date your like the opposite sex first and 554 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 2: then realize later that you wanted to like date you know, 555 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,200 Speaker 2: guys or girls or whatever it was. Did you ever 556 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 2: have to make that transition I guess known to your partner? 557 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,439 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Like did. 558 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 2: You like like like how did you did you ever 559 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:46,880 Speaker 2: make that known? 560 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 1: Yeah? 561 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 2: I'm curious if like, like how that for the people 562 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,639 Speaker 2: who realized they were gay during their relationship? 563 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,679 Speaker 1: Yes, what did you do. Yeah, that's where they just 564 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: break it off. 565 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 2: Or did you say like, hey, I'm more interested in 566 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,320 Speaker 2: slash girls or whatever. 567 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760 Speaker 1: I'm curious. I would like to know as well, like 568 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: how do you how do you handle that? And maybe 569 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,119 Speaker 1: I mean literally the whole world is like everyone's like 570 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: the assumption is being straight. Yeah, so it's like I 571 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,119 Speaker 1: could totally see someone like still trying to understand and 572 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,879 Speaker 1: like sexuality. Yeah, you don't know. 573 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 2: And also it sounds like op Opie's girlfriend was really young, 574 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 2: and so she's still figuring all this stuff out. 575 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,400 Speaker 1: Well, now are they? Did it say they're in their 576 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 1: like late twenties, early. 577 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,360 Speaker 2: Thirties now twenties, thirties. I think Ope is older than 578 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 2: the girlfriend. 579 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 1: Right, So she. 580 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 2: Opie did say that girlfriend is his first, but they 581 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 2: were together for seven years, right or so oh that 582 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 2: the girlfriend the girlfriend is uh yeah, OPI is the 583 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,200 Speaker 2: girlfriend's first. 584 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Okay, it's hard. I forgot about Yeah, it 585 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: would be hard. It's like basically like you know, you're 586 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: almost like you've you've stopped exploring quote unquote at that. Yeah. Okay, 587 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: well I think that the audience is going to have 588 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: to pipe it on this. Yeah, let us know. 589 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 2: I will like, if you have those specific stories, please 590 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,360 Speaker 2: let us know. I actually, uh, this is terrible. 591 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: We love doing that. 592 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I have two stories. Okay, So apparently my one 593 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,920 Speaker 2: of my ex girlfriends was talking to one of my 594 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 2: friends and we had broken up. She was moving to 595 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 2: New York, and uh, we broke up amicably, and one 596 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 2: of my friends was like, so, like, how you know, 597 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 2: how's everything feeling with the breakup with Sam. She's like, 598 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 2: I'm okay, I think I like girls more anyway. 599 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: So that's fine. 600 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 2: And then another one was I was I went on 601 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,400 Speaker 2: a date with this girl a while ago, and it 602 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 2: was in this stage where I was just like brutally 603 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 2: honest but also giving people advice, and this girl wanted 604 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 2: to be a screenwriter, and like she was like, oh, 605 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 2: I'm like that's cool, Like what are you doing to 606 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 2: like make it happen right? 607 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 1: Right? 608 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh, I'm just you know, like 609 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,880 Speaker 2: I think watching movies and I'm like, oh, like if 610 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 2: you don't start writing, I don't know if it's going 611 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 2: to happen or something. We got into the super deep conversation. 612 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 2: She started like crying, but it was kind of cathartic. 613 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 2: I think anyway, weird date, but we ended up not 614 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 2: seeing each other again. But then I saw her in 615 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 2: who at a club and she's like Sam, I forged 616 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 2: her name anthing. It was like Charlotte and I'm like, Charlotte, 617 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 2: how's it going? And she's like, good, I figured out 618 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 2: I like girls now. It was like a dig on 619 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 2: me for being the person to help her. 620 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 1: I feel like that, maybe that's just a what if 621 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,320 Speaker 1: there's like a secret underground thing with all women where 622 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: if like you like dated someone that like even slightly 623 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,720 Speaker 1: gave you, like you know, maybe not enough where you 624 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: want to destroy his life. Ah, there's a little earth 625 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: that he gave me. I hit him with the Oh 626 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,440 Speaker 1: I like girls. 627 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 2: I like girls now. Like yeah, maybe I'm just like 628 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 2: the transition, like transition peace for women who are exploring 629 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 2: the sexuality to go from super straight dudes to girls. 630 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 2: I'm just like that that little like metrosexual middle piece. 631 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you are. You are the missing I'm. 632 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 2: The missing rink. All right, bye bye girls. I think 633 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,480 Speaker 2: I actually I think I I think I do attract 634 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,800 Speaker 2: by girls most of the exception of like one girl. 635 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 2: I think all the girls I've dated have been by 636 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 2: to an extent. 637 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: Really wow. Interesting. Maybe you're right day. 638 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 2: Maybe that's just my thing. Yeah, well that now, if 639 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 2: you're a bye girl, put. 640 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: Your number on the comments below. Sam's lies. Oh my god. 641 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 2: All right, let's let's let's move to the next story 642 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 2: before out myself anymore. 643 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh god.