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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Joel. Hey Joel, this is Bob Texbury from Corporate

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Speaker 1: Human Resources. How are you doing today? Yeah, I'm doing good.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not too bad? So hey, the

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Speaker 1: reason for my call today is that I'm reaching out

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Speaker 1: to everybody in your office about our new dress code.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be sending out an email shortly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay. Is it a lot different than the normal,

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Speaker 1: like business casual thing. Well, no, it's still business casual.

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Speaker 1: But as you know, as you know, our office is

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Speaker 1: mostly male. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we felt bad for

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Speaker 1: the female employees, so we thought we would sort of

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Speaker 1: level the playing field a little bit. So how are

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Speaker 1: you guys going to do that? Well's actually it's a

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Speaker 1: pretty fun thing that we're planning on doing twice a

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Speaker 1: week on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We're doing skirts and heels. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you mean like for like, all the women. No, I

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Speaker 1: mean everybody in the office skirts and heels on Tuesdays

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Speaker 1: and Thursdays. It's mandatory. Pretty cool, huh, I'm I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm a little confused. So wait, you

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Speaker 1: mean but not just for the women. No, everybody will

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Speaker 1: be expected to wear skirts and high heels on Tuesdays

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Speaker 1: and Thursdays, all of the employees. I'm sorry. So wait,

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Speaker 1: why explay to me why you're doing this. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty simple. The company doesn't think it's fair that the

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Speaker 1: ladies have to wear a certain attire that isn't as

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Speaker 1: comfortable as what the men wear. So we thought it

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Speaker 1: would be good for men to walk a mile in

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Speaker 1: their shoes every Tuesday and Thursday. Maybe not a mile.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much walking into the printer you do,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, that's ridiculous. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Well, I think it

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Speaker 1: makes perfect sense. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, you will wear

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Speaker 1: a skirt and high heels, and if you don't, you

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Speaker 1: will be suspended. I'm suspended for not wearing high heeled

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Speaker 1: And you've got to be kidding me. This is that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You can't. It's not just the high heels. And you're

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Speaker 1: also going to be penalized if your legs are hairy

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Speaker 1: or uncamped. What Yeah, so come on, that's just the

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Speaker 1: most absolutely ridiculous thing, which is the only where I

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Speaker 1: can think of, Like, you can't expect people to wear

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Speaker 1: high heels and skirts and shave their legs. That's well,

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Speaker 1: no one's gonna agree to do that. I can hear

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Speaker 1: that you're a little bit upset, But don't worry. We

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Speaker 1: are flexible. We are flexible on some things. Um, for example,

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Speaker 1: the makeup. You can wear your own makeup if you'd like.

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Speaker 1: We won't penalize you for that. When you can do

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Speaker 1: it any way you want to. You just have to

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Speaker 1: have some makeup on Wait a minute, this is a joke.

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Speaker 1: I makeup, I shave my legs, wear heels and make

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Speaker 1: up only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yes, Oh, okay, only

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Speaker 1: on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yeah. Sure, there's got to be

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Speaker 1: some law that it cannot be legal that you could

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Speaker 1: force me and any of the guys in this office

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Speaker 1: to dry like a woman to go to work. Well,

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Speaker 1: the women in our office dressed like women to go

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Speaker 1: to work. But they are women, but the whole wait,

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Speaker 1: they're women. I'm not a woman. Have you ever worn

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Speaker 1: a skirt before? One time five years ago for Halloween?

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Speaker 1: But that was Halloween? You work, not every day? Right?

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Speaker 1: And did it make you feel pretty? No? It didn't

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Speaker 1: make me feel pretty. Jesus. I was dressed as like

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Speaker 1: a naughty nurse. Pretty a naughty nurse. That's interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's very interesting. What did you do that was

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Speaker 1: so naughty? Okay? No, did you get somebody a naughty

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Speaker 1: little sponge bath? Or maybe you forgot to calibrate the defibrillator.

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Speaker 1: That's a naughty nurse needs to be punished. Okay, not

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Speaker 1: doing her job. You work for hr man, you can't

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Speaker 1: talk to me like this. I actually don't work for

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Speaker 1: HR so I can talk to you about being a

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Speaker 1: naughty nurse all day. What are you talking about? What

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Speaker 1: is going on? It's a prank phone call. Your brother

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Speaker 1: Jess set you up. He said that you just started

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Speaker 1: a new job and wanted to prank you at work.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you plays got me you. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to wear makeup and my legs. Well, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: in office. Hello, dude, I think you guys were going

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Speaker 1: to ask you what kind of like purst I was

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Speaker 1: gonna wear match my shot. Well, not even nurses don't

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Speaker 1: wear purses. I know that that's true, that