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Speaker 1: It's gonna be really weird. I don't I don't know

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Speaker 1: just say this, boys, he picked us, is well, good

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Speaker 1: He's the logger. Now, well, Eddie, I'm sorry you're not

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Speaker 1: These idiots spend hours trying to come up with little handshakes.

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Speaker 1: player is being on the football field. That's what it

418
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: frustrates me is that everybody talks about how great and

419
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,479
Speaker 1: he's one of the best, well he doesn't play, so

420
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,640
Speaker 1: he's not one of the best. He's good for four

421
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: or five games a year and then he's out. Which

422
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: is better a lightbulb or J J. Watt a light

423
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,959
Speaker 1: ball because at least it works. Hey, they both have watts.

424
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Who are they playing this week?

425
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: They played last night, Remember, no, guys, it was a

426
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 1: good game. It's a great game. Vante Adams didn't play

427
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: half time shows. Obviously. It's Thursday, guys. We got a

428
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: plane to catch. We're going to Austin. We got ther dude,

429
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 1: Toby or something that sounds that's why Eddie can't go

430
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: to the World Series. But I want to talk about

431
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 1: another injury, Eddie, and it's going to hit close to

432
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: your heart because you're wearing this sweatshirt today that is

433
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: straight gangster like it. I mean it is like three

434
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: sizes too big cowboys and it has all their world

435
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: uh super Bowl rings from the nineteam Niner. It's pretty dope.

436
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: It's a pretty dope. It's a dope sweatshirt. It's what

437
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: all the college girls are wearing. They wear the sweatshirt

438
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 1: that's backing the shorts. I would I would see maybe

439
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: a South Dallas drug dealer wearing this one, but I could,

440
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: as you know, dealer, I see a girl waking up

441
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: and finding that in her boyfriend's apartment and she wears

442
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: it the class. Well, why does it have to be

443
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: walk of shame? Because but why can't it be walk

444
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: a proud? I bagged one last night. Boys, I'll tell

445
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: you man, I see a lot with my hours, and

446
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily a walk of shame at two am,

447
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: two thirty am, because they're really just getting home from

448
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: the club or a dude's place. Boy, at my apartment complex,

449
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: I see some crunked up girls walking into their apartment.

450
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm half asleep, so I'm equally as drunk. But dude,

451
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: they are messed up at that hour. Isn't walk a

452
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: shame because you're doing it at night? Walker Shame's really morning?

453
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: But they're smart. No, no, they don't stay over because

454
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: they know it's gonna get gross. But I've always felt

455
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: bad for us calling it the walk of shame. They

456
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: call it the walk of shame because they it's okay.

457
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: They they're still wearing the dress, but they can be

458
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: proud of that. They can be like, look, my hotness

459
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: got me a guy, I got some D last night,

460
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: and they can be proud of that. So they're walking

461
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: got some D last night, so that's what they're proud of.

462
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: At Why guys are proud that they got some pay right? Question?

463
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: Is this true? Are guys bragging to their boys like, yeah, dude,

464
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: I bagged to chick last night? Depends. I'm sure there's

465
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 1: been times where they're like, I wis right, But a

466
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: lot of the times they're bragging about how they got

467
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: some right, So why sometimes? So why can't girls brag

468
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: about getting something? Because there's probably sometimes they're very proud

469
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: of what they did, but I think most times they

470
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 1: were very shackful. I don't know. I think sometimes they

471
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: go out with that mindset like I'm gonna go home

472
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: with a dude tonight. You can always bringing Abby Ben

473
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: and we haven't paid her the Walk of shame. But anyway,

474
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: I want to talk about your Cowboys. I want to

475
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: talk about this weekend playing the Minnesota Vice. That's a

476
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: big game, that's a trap Halloween night. This is what

477
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: needs to happen. If the Dallas Cowboys are smart, cancel

478
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: no po the Cowboys Dak Prescott should not play this game. Really,

479
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: Dak take the L. Take the L. It's okay to

480
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: take the L. What's the status of his injury? They

481
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 1: said he's gonna have to pass some thresholds, which I mean,

482
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: I guess go through. I don't know. That's why I

483
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: think that's what Adam Schefter tweeting. Is that what Jerry

484
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: Jones is saying. Do you talk to that Rangers trainer? Yeah,

485
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: he talks to Rangers Trangers like, what do you do

486
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 1: for a calf injury? Well, Mike Trout was out for

487
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: six months with a calf injury. He never came back

488
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: all season, thanks Fantasy documentary. But here the Rangers trainer,

489
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: because he would know pitching and arms. Because the Cowboys

490
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: are gonna win the NFC East. It's locked up, it's over,

491
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: it's over. There's no one in that division that's any

492
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: good besides the Cowboys. So this game, in the grand

493
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: scheme of things, means nothing to the Cowboys. Yeah, you

494
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: want to get the number one seeds. You can have

495
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: a first round by, but you're not going to get

496
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: the first round by if you put a six Dak

497
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: Prescott out there and he hurts that calf even more

498
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: because then the season's over. Do you lose this game?

499
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: Guess what happens onto the next one? Doc has another

500
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: week and have to recover. Let's go. What does it

501
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: do for the Vikings? Though they're like three and four

502
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: I think, or they're there. I don't know. They may

503
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: be three and three. I don't know their exact records.

504
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: But you have a computer. Yeah, but I'm talking, so

505
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: I know the Vikings. I've said it to Eddie. I said,

506
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: are you afraid of the Vikings? And Dalvin Devin Cook

507
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: Dalvin coach. Yeah, so I said, are you afraid? He

508
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: said no, it's a trap game. It's a trap game.

509
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: But would you be okay? Yes? I actually love what

510
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: you just said. I think you just say, you know what,

511
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna lose this game. It's fine. The the long

512
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: term health of Dak Prescott is more important than this

513
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,239
Speaker 1: game against Minnesota. Well, if Minnesota wants to come back

514
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: and see us in January and February, fine, it sounds

515
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: like Vegas, but we don't have a date. But right now,

516
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: you don't need to win Week eight in the NFL.

517
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: You don't need to win this game. I think as humans,

518
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: we make a lot of mistakes. In this way where

519
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: we don't plan ahead very much. No, you we're always

520
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: just like she's a hot dang and then and then

521
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: you're like, dangn what did I do? Right? And then

522
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: and then you're like and then she's like we need

523
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: to talk? And then next yes, exactly, you got your

524
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: your dad right. That was the most depressing analogy you've

525
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: ever made, Coach. This is exactly like the Cowboys going

526
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: into this game with Dak hurt. You know if he's

527
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: not right and l is okay, you're absolutely right, lunch Box,

528
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: did you just repeat what he just said? Well, no,

529
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying this is a genius idea. I'm like, didn't

530
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: lunch just say I didn't even this never crossed my mind, Like,

531
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: why chance it? It never crossed my mind until teams

532
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: should do this because Lebron. Well, no, it's true. They

533
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: these people, a lot of players go out there hurt

534
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: and they hurt themselves for no reason. Well, then I'll

535
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: say this and I'll hang up and listen. Then, if

536
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: you expect them to take it off because they don't matter,

537
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: guess what, Monday's podcast doesn't matter. Why don't you take

538
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: it off? And I'll hang up coach. He took off

539
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: the last three months. I'm not hurt. I'm not hurt.

540
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I'm just saying, if you have a

541
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: star player, resting them for one game makes more sense

542
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: than losing them for the next six. I agree. Hey,

543
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: we may even win the game with a backup quarterback.

544
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: You might because you have a Dalvin Cook about to

545
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: cook you guys up like stir Fry, Cocott doesn't play

546
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: on the defense. He's not a he's not a linebacker. Coach,

547
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: We're not worried about Dalvin Cook trap game? What does

548
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: he mean by trap? Are you worried about Justin? Jeff?

549
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: What does Adam delon? You worried about them? Not about Zerline?

550
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Who's that their coacher? Kicker rams right, he's on, He's no,

551
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: he's your kicker. I'll edit that out. Hey, but he

552
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: loves the Cowboys. Tell you what I wouldn't be heard

553
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: if we, like, we got a new kicker. Well, you

554
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: want Bullock, the Titans guy? Yeah, bull has been on

555
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: like fifteen team. I remember the Bengals. He was the Bengals,

556
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: he was the Texans. I'm just telling I like your theory.

557
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: I think more like can we get that to the cowy.

558
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 1: NBA does it with load management raised, right, even when

559
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: they're I'm just saying not even whatever. But in the NFL,

560
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: if you're hurt, you go out there and you're injured

561
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: yourself more, why not take one week off? And you

562
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: know there's conversations of this, right, But then there's also

563
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: that we can't have Dack not play. Like if he's

564
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: seen Dak in the preseason when on a hard knocks,

565
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: he's like, he's probably in there going no damn it,

566
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: I want to play. I want to play. I'm good

567
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: enough to go. I'm good enough to go. Sometimes the

568
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: coaches and the training staff have to protect players from themselves.

569
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: It's macho, and it's cool to get out there and

570
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: say I'm hurt, I'm I'm playing hurt, I'm I'm not

571
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: gonna sit out, and your team rallies around that. But

572
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: at the same time, are you hurting the team long

573
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: term because your injury is not Yes, you're forgetting the

574
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: whole Yeah, you're forgetting the fact that it's primetime television

575
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: Halloween Night on Sunday. Coach, what's with the Halloween thing?

576
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: You keep saying that what is on Halloween, kids holiday.

577
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with the players on

578
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: the field. It's a big game. They're all dressed up

579
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: in their costumes. Everyone's gonna go to the costume And

580
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: he said it twice that what the hell does Halloween

581
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: have effect on? What does things given have the effect?

582
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: Because during time ray ray, during time out, they're gonna

583
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: go hand out kids, and the kids are gonna line

584
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: up in the aisles players hand it's fall, it's Halloween,

585
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: it's a Sunday, kids go to time's gonna change. Okay,

586
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: what's hell does that actually right? Let's play a drinking

587
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: game every time they say Halloween that night during the game,

588
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: take a shot. You're gonna be du they're gonna say Halloween.

589
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: All they're gonna says. They're gonna say, kids, there's some

590
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: spooky things happening to this Halloween. Hey, Troy, it's spooky Sisson.

591
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,239
Speaker 1: You know, Holland's Worth is gonna be like and they

592
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: got to Collinsworth in the booth, he's a spooky Sissen shirt.

593
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gonna say. I don't know that

594
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: ball flew a little weird. Maybe the spirits were I

595
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: don't know, something to do with that. Absolutely exactly. Come on, guys,

596
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Troy, I'm not lying. I think I

597
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: just saw which on a broom. Hey, but you know

598
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna reference that. They're gonna be like, well, Sam

599
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: Donald's not playing tonight. But I wonder if any of

600
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: those guys out there are seeing ghosts like, well, I'll

601
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: tell you what they're The lions are a little sluggish.

602
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: They look like zombies out there, Joe. I bet you

603
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: the camera guys will find the moon and then zoom

604
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: in on it, and then they're gonna go oh on

605
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: the way to break And they're definitely gonna show people

606
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: in the crowd in their costumes. But no, raid has

607
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. They're gonna the whole broadcast

608
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: is not even around the football game, that's around Hallowen.

609
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Troy, for these teams, is it gonna

610
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: be a treat or is it gonna be a trick?

611
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: We'll find out there's gonna be a trick playing trick player.

612
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, oh, how Halloween inspired this trick

613
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: playing by the Cowboys. But at the same time, that's

614
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: why Deck will play At the same time there's no

615
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: way in hell they're gonna let this game go on

616
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: national television Halloween night and and have backup quarterback. It's

617
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: in It's incredible, It's it's Halloween. It's such a treat

618
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: to watch the Minnesota Vikings run the ball down down.

619
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: But that I think more NFL players should sit out

620
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: when they're hurt. I like it. I'm telling me it's

621
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: not gonna happen that. It's like Julio Jones, he keeps

622
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: trying to come back. Julio, welcome to tightens up, baby,

623
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: tighten up. He hasn't been the same since you screamed

624
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: at him. That's what I'm saying. He can't get his

625
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: hamstring healthy because he comes in place the hot, he

626
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: plays eight plays and then oh I gotta go sit

627
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: down like Jim spring Hams ham spring Hamm. He hasn't

628
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: been good since the Clinton administration. I was when he

629
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: was like four. I don't know if he was alive.

630
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: There was probably football then that No, he probably went't

631
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: a live How old is Julio Jones Julio thirty two.

632
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: How long ago was Clinton? You're freaking ten years older

633
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: than him, going up to him like this, Julio, welcome

634
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: to How did you know he's thirty two? What he's

635
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: thirty two? How did you know that? You got me?

636
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: I look up NFL players and so what year was

637
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: he born? We'll go back to the I mean, so

638
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: maybe he was allied during the eight nine. So he

639
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: was allied during the Clinton administrator. He was playing football? Yeah,

640
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: Clinton was in the nineties, dude, because I remember if

641
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: I remember it, not commit false divin an adultery, nor

642
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: did not. I did not have sexual relations, God have

643
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: sexual relations with that woman? Get a b J though.

644
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: Didn't He also say that he did Inhale? No? Wait,

645
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: what was that Bush like? I smokedly? But I don't

646
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: know who I think Clinton. We'll get on to the

647
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: bottom of that. I did not have her in my bedroom.

648
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: I did ever in the Oval office Bill Clinton March

649
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: anniversary of him saying that I'm sorry, Hillary, I'm sorry.

650
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: She was on the floor getting a piece of paper.

651
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm kidding she was giving me. Now are you dressing

652
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: up for Halloween? How does that work? I mean, I

653
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: know you can't dress up? So do you dress up?

654
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: I want to go naked? Is Adam and Eve? I

655
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: usually do? I just have nothing this year, like nothing,

656
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: So I thought about what I might do. Is I

657
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: have a lot of Cowboys jerseys, shoulder pads. You're gonna

658
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: look like every person in Dallas. I have a kid's helmet,

659
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: and I might be Ezeke Elliott for Halloween. Now here's

660
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: the problem. I don't have I don't have pants. I

661
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: don't have like football pants. We're gonna go buy him?

662
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: What if I just do like sweatpants and I'm like

663
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 1: in the practice squad, that's good. Or you're just doing

664
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: a walk through right right, right, right right? What about that? Right? Well? Also,

665
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: if somebody does wear a football uniform, you have the

666
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: right to spike their ass. He gets tackled, I'll just

667
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: see him on the street kids, and he just gets

668
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: absolutely feed me so much dressed up as J. J. Watt. No,

669
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: they can't. They would have his arm to what are

670
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: you gonna be? I'm Romeo? What I was about to say?

671
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: Fitzpatrick again? He does it every day in year? Those pants?

672
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: What can I borrow those football pants back? I bought

673
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: everything from the store. I ordered the jersey, the path

674
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: adds everything, cleats, and I took everything back. After Halloween,

675
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: you looked great, like you look just like him? That

676
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: I looked like Ryan Fitzpatrick to a t. Yeah, but

677
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: the problem is no one knows who the Yeah, all

678
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: the guys thought it was funny. I remember we went

679
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: to an event, right, Yeah, an event. No one know

680
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: whose it was. I don't care. The point is I knew,

681
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: and me and Eddie knew and bones, but that's about it.

682
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: A few people that did know. It was a pretty

683
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: impressive costume. And when I'll put the picture up because

684
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: I looked exactly like Ryan Fitzpatrick. That was the same

685
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: year I was the dude from the sand Lot, uh,

686
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: Jenny the Benny the Jet, and everyone thought I was

687
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: cheat because I had an l A Dodger's cap on.

688
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: You like guys, dude, Mexican guy La Dodgers cheech. Love it, dude,

689
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: what the oh man, I'm Benny the Jet. This year,

690
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: we got a party we're throwing at our clubhouse. It's

691
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,959
Speaker 1: actually tonight. It's tough with these pre records, but yeah,

692
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: so it is to night, but tonight it's not Halloween, Dude.

693
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: I know we're doing it early, so it spooky, says,

694
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna dress as a polar bear. I'm

695
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: not really gonna be feeling the party, so I can,

696
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: you know, go watch the World series. I can duck out.

697
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: And then if my wife asked where were you was

698
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 1: hibernating over there? And he said that because I literally

699
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: I was like, how the hell do you dress up

700
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: as a polar Bear? Like, I'm literally sitting here going

701
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: what kind of costume is that? Man? Like? What the

702
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: hell's the damn costume? It's like some little nighty she wears,

703
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: but I wear it has a bunch of fur and

704
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: it looks like a polar bears. You're gonna wear one

705
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: of your Yeah, but no, it's it's a winter nighties.

706
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: So does it have a hole for your thing? I

707
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: show up to the Halloween party and laingree, They're like, um,

708
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: you decided to cross dress. It's got crotchless panties on there.

709
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm Romeo. I'm Romeo from p J mask Who I

710
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: still gotta google this coach? Ye you're the kid? No? Uh,

711
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: my kids are the kids? Oh? I have best Halloween

712
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: Costume Award. There's me it out, No, not you. I'm Romeo.

713
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm the bad guy, the villain because my my oldest

714
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: son is gonna be um catboy games. No, I've never

715
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: seen that, So he's gonna be He's gonna be Catboy.

716
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: The middle one is gonna be get Go. And then

717
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: my wife is outlet. So those are the three p

718
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: J mask It's a family thing, yes, and then I

719
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: am Romeo because I'm there to steal your powers. And

720
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: then the baby is just gonna have a p J

721
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: Mask T shirt on. That's it. That's our Halloween. I

722
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: pulled it up. I finally know who p J mask it.

723
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: Would it be too much if we carried a chainsaw around, No,

724
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: I would take the chain off. So obviously kill one

725
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: of our kids. Why who's gonna be that? I don't know.

726
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you at this point, when you have nothing,

727
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: you can be anything. Yeah, all right, I absolutely hope

728
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: you can pull that off. But you're gonna scare the

729
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: absolute at some kids coach. That's true. I remember one

730
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: year I went, I had a glow in the dark

731
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: paint my face and I just wore a dark hoodie

732
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: and I had a lantern. That's creepy, creepy nothing. It

733
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: is absolutely nothing, but it's creepy. A up. But after

734
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes. That lantern was a pain in the

735
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: butt because it's heavy. I'm like, can I just leave

736
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: this somewhere? That's what I like. The kids, Oh my gosh,

737
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: Like we go on walks and they want to ride

738
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: in the wagon, and they ride in the wagon for

739
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: one house and then they want to walk, and so

740
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: then we just dragged an empty wagon the whole damn walk.

741
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: And it's like, why did we bring this stupid wagon?

742
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: If you're just gonna get out of the wagon, you

743
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: want to get back on the wagon, no, well get

744
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: the wagon. No. So it's just us dragging an empty wagon.

745
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: And the one time my son wanted we were putting

746
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: up Halloween decorations, he wanted to bring the broom because

747
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: he wanted to be a witch on the walk. Well,

748
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,959
Speaker 1: four horses houses down, he was done. He was done

749
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: with the broom. And I'm like, why ain't carrying this

750
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: damn broom the whole time? Left in someone's yards as

751
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: levet in someone job game back and got it. Some

752
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: guy was getting the pay for them. He's like, crazy, Halloween,

753
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: you throw a broom on my front lawn. What's the

754
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: next ship in the mailbox? My kids love to look

755
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: at houses. And it's funny because like I remember that.

756
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: I remember going to people's house and be like, oh yeah,

757
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: they open the door and you look house. Did my

758
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: kids love doing that? Like they just love me, Like

759
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: they come back and report if they could, they would

760
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: walk all the way in, sit in the couch watch

761
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: football with the dad, like if they could. I remember

762
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: the first time we took our our foster son when

763
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: we first got him. He's our son now, but when

764
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: he first got him as a foster son, it was

765
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: his first Halloween. He he they opened the door and

766
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: he's just like, what's up. He walked all the way

767
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: into the kitchen. I'm like, well, buddy, well no, no no, no,

768
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: you stand out here, and then they bring candies to us.

769
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: He's like okay, cool dude, was about to go into

770
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I wonder, did uh do any of those

771
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: gas stations they give you free stuff. It used to

772
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: be get a free slushy or something like that. Those

773
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: are the spots to hit. Are a kid listening, I've

774
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: never heard that. Wait, wait, so you go to a

775
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: gas station. Gas stations will boomer. If you're listening to this,

776
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: you and your friends, you guys run around listen to

777
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: the podcast. Go to gas stations. Sometimes they're better than houses.

778
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: They'll give you they have old candy that's maybe not outdated,

779
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: but it's close to being off the shelves. They'll give

780
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: you that. We would get slurpyes, slushies. All that kind

781
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: of stuff is up for grabs. Hot dogs it's usually

782
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: that stuff dogs from the roller thing. Yeah, think about it.

783
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: Try it out, guys. Let me know how that works out.

784
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: Back in South Texas, you know, our house was it

785
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: would be considered outside of the city, so it would

786
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: be like there's a dirt road. You probably drive the

787
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: dirt road for about a minute and then you would

788
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: get to like our neighborhood. But all the houses were

789
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: spread out, so there was we didn't live in an actual,

790
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: actual neighborhood. So these trucks would show up for Halloween,

791
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: big Chucks with like with thirty kids in the back,

792
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: and they all pile out and and none of them

793
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: spoke English, and they all jumped out of the truck

794
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: bed and they come out and they ring the doorbell

795
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: and it's like fifty people at your front door and

796
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: they're like, did you got the candies? And I'm half

797
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: of them didn't even dress up. And I'm like, you

798
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: guys supposed to say something, you got the candies. Oh boy,

799
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: trick or treat, you got the candies. And then they

800
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: get frustrated with you, like, hey, man, just give us

801
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 1: the candies. Okay, alright, It's like, you know Eminem's sneaker,

802
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: give me the candies. Do die, dot you die. It's like,

803
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: all right, dude, here's your candy, thank you very much.

804
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: It sounds like a drug deal. Coach you said it

805
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: was a dirt road though. Yeah, he's not playing. Ah,

806
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: you never know you got any Toby Couch what is he?

807
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: Red Solo? Yes, come on, America, baby, I'm not as

808
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: good as I want. A boot up your put a

809
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: boot in your grass. You ain't got any Toby Keith,

810
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: Red Wine and Blue. How do you like me? Naw,

811
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: that's the one on my way top your butt. I

812
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: shut up. That's what I'm talking about, Coach Road. Right,

813
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: let's go all say, let's have some fun tonight. Man.

814
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: My my what my mom my mom bought these jeans

815
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: from j C. Pennies. And it's like, if you spend

816
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: more than a hundred dollars or something at j C. Pennies.

817
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: They gave you a free VHS tape and it was

818
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: the Cowboys season and and this was the first when

819
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: he bought that VHS tape. This was the song. He

820
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: was a whole montage of the season with this song.

821
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: Hit it right. I should have been a cowboy. And

822
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: then it'd be like Cowboy plays and it's Smith, Duke, Duke, Duke.

823
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: He could go all the way, Coach, I bet I

824
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: know the ending of that movie. We want super Book spoiler.

825
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh is that year? Oh yeah? And then there's like

826
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: there then they break for like little sound clips and

827
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: there's like Leon, let's say liked split, play smart, Okay,

828
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: play smart, Let's go Cowboys, and then there'd be another

829
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: play and then show Leon let the fumble when you

830
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: go try to pick it up in a different year. Oh,

831
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: they didn't show that. Fifty minutes, fifteen minutes, boys, I

832
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: got ten minutes. I got an appointment flies. What are

833
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: you doing, coach? Doing my hair work? Getting the booster Eddie?

834
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: Did you learn anything? And your meeting? Okay, do you

835
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: feel like you're you're meeting that you miss the podcast?

836
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: Allowed to talk about it? Okay? I just want to

837
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: know do you think that my like, I was frustrated.

838
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: Do you think it was warranted frustration? I mean there

839
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: was an hour and a half. No, No, Do you

840
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: think my frustration with you was warranted? No? Because when

841
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 1: the bosses say we're gonna meet at this time, they say,

842
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: can you meet at the time? No? No, No. There

843
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: was no email there and Scooba is there. There was

844
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: no like conversation between me and them. There was scheduled

845
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: meeting for eleven o'clock, right, and then that's when you

846
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 1: replied like, actually I'm tied up. There was no reply.

847
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: There was no where I could apply. You can always

848
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: you can always reply. No, guys, they blocked the replir Hey,

849
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to send a reply. I couldn't reply.

850
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't reply, guys. It's said eleven am. So I

851
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: had to do it. Sorry, bones didn't see the reply button. Scuba,

852
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: is he listening? It's busy, okay, I mean I'm just

853
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: looking at so So I'm sorry you were upset lunch,

854
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: but it just was I had to do it, and

855
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: a lot of great information coach, I learned a lot.

856
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: Oh really, there's no reply so you can't click on

857
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: that says reply to organizer for that meeting right there?

858
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: What does that says? Meeting Tuesday? And guess what if

859
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: you have the check mark, I don't want to hit

860
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: the checkmark. I want to reply to organizer. Okay, reply

861
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: to him that time. So your scheduled for when this

862
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: coming Tuesday? Okay, so reply to him right now, say

863
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: f you, I gotta I can't do that time because Tuesday.

864
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: I told him like to do Tuesday because that one

865
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: when the podcast was. I am not telling the bosses

866
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Why because they would not do

867
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: that to anybody. They would not make someone else miss

868
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: their podcast, so they would understand that you had other obligations.

869
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: So did you do you think my frustration was warranted that?

870
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: And what are you freaking out about? You had a

871
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: great podcast. The people love Tea Babe more than they

872
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: like me. You're right, but it was just I was

873
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: I was a little frustrating, and I don't know if

874
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: it was because of that or if I was grouchy

875
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: because I haven't had much sleep this week. Because the

876
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: kids seven fifty dollars to throw a ball to Reggie Jackson,

877
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: would you pay some fifty dollars to play catch with

878
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: Troyhigman an TONI right now, everybody at that convention was

879
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: a loser. I wouldn't pay how much seven dollars to

880
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: play catch with. Wouldn't do that to play catch with anyone.

881
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: I would have paid twenty dollars to walk in for

882
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, just see some stuff and then get out.

883
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: I didn't need to play the catch. I don't need

884
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: the autographs. I don't need a wrestler to go. I

885
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: just want to see crap for twenty minutes and then

886
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm out for They have good stories. I thought they

887
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,479
Speaker 1: were pretty decent. But whenever we got to the good story,

888
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: he would go yep, and then he was really quiet.

889
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: Whenever people had the cameras rolling, you would roll, and

890
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: Rick Flair would be like, remember that time, whoa, and

891
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: then he'd get real quiet. I never heard the rest

892
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: of the story. Okay, te Babel, what's the rest of

893
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: the story. I don't know. Cameras were rolling. So when

894
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: the cameras were rolling, they were on. I don't understand

895
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: they were. Rick Claire would walk into the room and say, hey,

896
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: l to Lawrence Taylor, baby, we'll remember that one time,

897
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: and then he'd look around and see the cameras and

898
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: go and then just whispered to him. So we never

899
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: so then we never got to hear the juicy story,

900
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: but we did here remember that time in Vegas. Cool

901
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: didn't hear the story that you could probably fill in

902
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 1: the blanks on that exactly. Drugs, gambling, bad decisions, black jack,

903
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna double split double two's. Hey, don't don't cover

904
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: on that. There's probably an act eat it in there,

905
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: probably a tiger Mike Tyson K give me the tag.

906
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: Hey kid, I'm gonna beat you know who doesn't think

907
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: you see l A. It's funny. My wife I tried

908
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: to tell we're watching U C. L A last weekend

909
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you might hear something funny,

910
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: Ye says down. No, no, no, if you would tell

911
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: it right, because when the sun goes down, it's dark.

912
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: You don't see crap. When the sun comes up, what

913
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: do you what happens? You see l A? Oh, you're

914
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: telling it wrong. That's why it's not funny. Because when

915
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: when they play on Saturday again, when the sun goes

916
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: down right again, when the sun goes down, it's dark,

917
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: so you don't see anything. L A's lit up dude,

918
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: that's what I thought, like all the lights and the

919
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: glitz and the glamour. Yeah, I think Keith had it

920
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,959
Speaker 1: wrong because during the day with the smog, you can't

921
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: the sun goes down, you sel. All you see during

922
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: the morning is a bunch of traffic. Dude. Can you

923
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: see them rolling through the desert? And a white van

924
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: had to our party in January? Are they really gonna

925
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: do that? That's what they're talking about. Dingy, make sure

926
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: you don't bring a gun. Please, Hey, please, that's not

927
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: all right. Hey what I got something in my pants

928
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: and it's not a gun. Coach. He's towards the end

929
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: of his life. He may not give up about anything.

930
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: You're right, Hey, Keith, welcome to the Sword Losers Brunch.

931
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: How are you doing. I'll do tend to Yeah, I

932
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: don't know who? Oh man here? What what? Mother? You

933
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: might go to Austin. You think we're gonna have a

934
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: sword Losers meet up in Austin? Oh? We could. Now

935
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: we're not going because the last time you did that,

936
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 1: you went with your friends to play golf. I should

937
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: have been account. We're listening. Stop stop they were listeners

938
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: one of the last time. And he's like, Hey, I'm

939
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: gonna go play golf with three listeners. Three listeners. Email me,

940
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: email me, email me. Hey, all three of those people

941
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: were friends of his. Imagine that Edie went golf with

942
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: the listeners, but he knew all three of them. When

943
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: you want to do a Friday night that's not gonna happen,

944
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: you give me at the Water Burger and Barton Springs. Yeah,

945
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: three am, I won't be there. I won't be there.

946
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: You know, Haze will be there. Hey, Cultures, long time listener,

947
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: The Big Show and The Little Show. I truly enjoyed

948
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: the podcast and listen to it and just just minutes

949
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: after it's posted, what are you doing up in my space?

950
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: Fun fact about Lunchbox and Eddie. I think it was

951
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: back in two thousand thirteen when you guys came to

952
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 1: the Dallas Bowl in Tampa. You were in the crowd

953
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: taking pictures and I was able to snag a picture

954
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: with you guys. Pretty cool moment, low key flex. I

955
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: would love to get a shout out and I'll hang

956
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: up and listen the Dallas Bull Yeah remember that? Yeah?

957
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: Signed Ben Davis. Shoutout bend of Ben. He goes three

958
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: years in a row. I've tried for your fantasy league,

959
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: haven't got in. Don't even know if you're getting my emails. Hey,

960
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: maybe maybe one year Ben, He'll take his cousins out

961
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: and his brother and all that you can get in.

962
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: Ben Davis is actually a really good high school football team.

963
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: Look it up if you want your kids to go there.

964
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: One last one, Hey, Cultures, I'm catching up on episodes

965
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: since I haven't had time to listen lately. I'm a

966
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: new father and enter the management position, so I don't

967
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: drive around all day anymore killing bugs. Did you get

968
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: three weeks off too? She's like, I wish now I

969
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: just deal with piste off customers all day long. It's like,

970
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: you guys have been getting me by lately from you

971
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: guys have been getting by me by late by, from

972
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: the coach you guys in up to me. I was rolling,

973
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 1: then you interrupted. You guys have been getting me by lately,

974
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: from the stress of being a dad to work in

975
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: this new position. I found myself in a fog, not

976
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: really enjoying the day to day. But since I've gotten

977
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: back to you guys, I've really felt like I'm in

978
00:52:55,160 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: the studio just shooting the s with you. Guys, coach,

979
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: I've even been enjoying Eddie a little bit more. Anyway,

980
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: Sorry for the long in there. What he's given you

981
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: a compliment, like like it's an acquired taste or something. Anyway,

982
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: Sorry for the long email, but just wanting you guys

983
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: to know y'all mean a lot to someone just trying

984
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 1: to get it all balanced in life. Love you, guys.

985
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: Elvis from sarah Sota, Florida. Elvis put down the bottle

986
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: of jack all the same. We've all been there, bub Elvis.

987
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're enjoying us. And congrats. I'm being a

988
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: dad dude from one dad to another. Congrats, right man, Hey,

989
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: welcome to the club, Elvis. I gotta go, Bubbs. Alright, alright,

990
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: sorry guys, goodbye. You gotta get a lock real quick.

991
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, no, no, no, guys. The Cincinnati Bengals, guys,

992
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: I mean it opened at three and a half. It's

993
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: all the way out to ten and a half. They're

994
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: playing the Jets. Some guy named Michael White. Never heard

995
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: of him, never heard of the guy is starting at

996
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: quarterback with the Jets. The Jets couldn't do anything with

997
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: Zach Wilson the number to draft pick last year. How

998
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: are they gonna do anything with Michael White? Ten and

999
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: a half points A lot of points, a lot of points.

1000
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: But the Bengals can just show up on Sunday and

1001
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: they're gonna win by seventeen easy. The run, run, run,

1002
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: No fear of the Jets and Michael White. Take the

1003
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: Bengals minus ten and a half, take it to the bank.

1004
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: The San Francisco forty Niners have lost four in a row.

1005
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: They're terrible everybody. They got blown out, they got beat

1006
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: by the Colts on Monday Night football. They suck, but

1007
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: everybody needs something to make them better, and that's playing

1008
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears. That Matt Naggie is a terrible head coach.

1009
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: He has no idea how to run a football team.

1010
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: The offensive line is a mess. Justin Fields has no

1011
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: time to throw. He's gonna be eating Bosa or Bosa

1012
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: is gonna be eating him for lunch. Justin Fields is

1013
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: gonna be eating Soldier Field grass all day because Bosa

1014
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 1: is gonna be knocking him on his ass. You gotta

1015
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: take the Niners minus four at Soldier Field. You can

1016
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,919
Speaker 1: go ahead and take it to the bank. Are you done? Yeah,

1017
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: go ahead. All right, Look, guys, you know how it

1018
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: went from me. Last weekend, I took a bath. I

1019
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of money, so literally, put a

1020
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: dollar on this one. Okay, the Cleveland Browns. Look, Nick,

1021
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: Chubby is back. Chubb's gonna run all over the Pittsburgh Steelers.

1022
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: They're at home. You gotta take the Dogs minus three

1023
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: and a half the brown minus three and a half.

1024
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: But seriously, I don't have a lot of money. Put

1025
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: a dollar on it, y'all. Make it quick. It's college

1026
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: football on Saturday. Give me Texas Tech in Oklahoma over

1027
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: sixties seven and a half the overs club and lock

1028
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: it up. Okay, you want one more? Hey? Is Mayfield

1029
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: back too? They don't know yet. I don't know yet.

1030
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: Hey to lay off until closer to Sunday. On that, wait,

1031
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: make sure make Mayfield's under center. Here. Here's one. The

1032
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: Detroit Lions are own seven. Guys. They are the best

1033
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: O N seven team I've ever seen. Fantastic. I mean,

1034
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: they play hard every single away week and they find

1035
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how they lose these games, but they are.

1036
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: They fight and fight and fight. Their head coach. They

1037
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: seem to like him. They play hard for him, and listen,

1038
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: they're not gonna go oh in seventeen. And guess what

1039
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna do this weekend. They're gonna beat the Philadelphia Eagles.

1040
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: But if you if you're a little nervous about putting

1041
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: it on the money line, nervous, I'm gonna go ahead

1042
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: and take the three and a half points right now.

1043
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: So give me the Detroit Lions plus three and a

1044
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: half and you can take it to the bank. All

1045
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: r right, what you got quick? Already gave it, gave

1046
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: up over sixty six. Alright, have a great weekend. We'll

1047
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: see in Austin. Uh yeah, Walmart, I know what a

1048
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: Burger Barton sprains. Three am Friday, Friday, alright Friday, technically Saturday.

1049
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Speaker 1: Secondly Saturday. Alright, goodbye everyone, Alright, let's go. People are

1050
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: really gonna show up, No they're not. No one's gonna

1051
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: be there.