WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: DROP It Like It's HOT 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.520 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.320 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.000 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.880 crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:20.280 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.160 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:32.360 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, and a 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:38.640 happy Saturday to you. It is Evergreen Betty with Danny 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:47.800 g Radio. Oh the drama? Have I returned from my hiatus? Wrong? 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:53.360 If I'm still traveling around today? This being Saturday, is 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:57.080 a big day. It's wedding day. The whole point of 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:01.040 me missing all this time from radio show was to 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.959 go to a wedding with the in laws. So while 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.800 you're listening to this, I'm putting on a clown costume 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:12.640 and and getting ready for a wedding on the shores 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.399 of the Atlantic Ocean in North Carolina. So that is 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:17.520 where I am right now. I will be back at 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.520 some point to the live radio show. But listen, this 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.520 is the podcast the kind of content you want, the 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.320 kind of content that you need. But some of the 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.920 fun things that have happened on the podcast, some of 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.360 the Zeni moments that have taken place on the radio show. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.720 And we put it all together, and I know right 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:40.680 now Danny G's telling me, shuck the fuck. Okay, Danny, 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.960 I'm gonna I have to get ready anyway for the wedding. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:48.280 So here it is make way for the latest Timeless. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.560 It's called The Bank Show of the Fifth Hour with 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:55.560 Ben Mallor and Danny G. And we hope you love it, 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:00.760 five stars. You're probably watching sports your phone at the 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.840 wedding right now. Yeah, Well, chances are if I have WiFi, 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:06.320 though it's so far in the boondocks, I might have WiFi. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.040 If I don't have WiFi, heads are going to roll, 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:19.400 all right, Danny G taking back over. So on Friday 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.240 we got to hear the great coop Adventure of the 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:25.960 hot Dog. Today Saturday morning, I feel like we should 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.960 flashback to Mr Smooth. He is a character from the 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:33.639 Live Ben Mallor show that I get asked about still 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.160 to this day. What happened to Smooth? What happened to 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:40.000 Mr Smooth? During the Tenderoni Tips segment. Once a week 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:44.040 he would call in and offer some corny advice, but 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.680 it was so corny it was good and of course 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:51.359 he had a golden voice. Good morning, then, dannyd This 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.880 old edition of Tenderoni Tips that I found in the 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.040 vault includes a call from the one and only Mr 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:12.280 Smooth Tips get a bit of a dry spell. Tinder 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.320 Guru Danny G is here to help when you have 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.920 a romantic queery and you are under the age of 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.079 fifth it and you're not freaking that the gut thin 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:24.040 feet give up the call and it is Tenderoni Tips 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.560 are Buddy Danny G Radio, the only single guy on 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.440 the show. That's him right there. He's sitting down, he's 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:32.240 putting his headphones on, adjusting the level. We have actual 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.400 questions from actual listeners to the show right here on 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.880 this piece of paper in front of me. And if 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:43.120 you want to follow along on Periscope, let's user name 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.880 Eddie on f s R. And you can also send 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.160 us questions as you want as well. We might use 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.800 some of yours as we're doing this. These are some 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.160 questions that we're sending earlier Tenderoni Tips with Danny G. 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.360 The Cincinnati Kid writes in on Twitter says, if your 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.400 girl gives you a hall pass? Do you use it 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:07.920 on a five or campaign for a celebrity date? Oh, 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.720 this is just like sports, go big or go home. 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.880 I gotta go for the celebrity. But what about the 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.240 who's the basketball player for the Utah Jazz back in 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.599 the day, Andre Carolinko who he had every year? He 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.800 had a hall pass a year. You know, then you 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:22.440 can take it like a five. Right if it's one 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.520 day a year? Now that one actress? Ben if your 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:29.120 wife gave you a celebrity hall pass? No, I didn't know. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.159 I don't know. I don't know their names. Danny Gye, 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:37.320 who's uh? You were just talking about TMC. I like 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.160 their sports stuff. I don't know. I mean I I 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.680 watched the show. I I couldn't. That's the thing. Like 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.440 I Cooper Loop, who's like he's in movies and stuff. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.520 He knows all these Hollywood do I have no idea 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.479 why I see I recognize them. And also because we 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.120 live here, I'll see them, you know in l A. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:52.760 We'll see him around time. I don't know who they are. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.360 I'm like, you have to be really really famous, um so, 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.040 but no, you know who's the I like the way 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.320 you dodged that who's the most most the curvaceous woman 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:06.880 in Hollywoo? Who would that be? She's like in New 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:12.000 York West Coast, West Coast Megan Good whoever? That is? Sure? 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:16.760 Why not? Alright? Google Googler all Google r A R. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.360 Danny g with tinder RONI tips Casper Blue on Twitter 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.840 rights and it says I've taken a tender date out 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:27.640 for dinner twice and she hasn't said thank you either time. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.640 Should this bother me? Yeah? I hate that. This is 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.280 a pet peeve of mine. I'm not saying that the 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.480 that the lady needs to bend over backwards kissing your 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.920 your bootet, but to not even get a thank you after, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.560 you know, paying for a nice meal for a lady, 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.880 that's that's a red flag. Yeah, that's uh, that's a 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.520 de lete day. I get out of here. The girl, 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:55.080 that's a woman who's just used to getting everything she 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.440 wants without having to say thank you to anybody. Yeah, 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.000 and that's likely going to be a him like that 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.400 if you're the entire time you're with her, she's ungrat 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:08.200 who wants that? All right? Mr Smooth, Mr Smooth his 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:14.839 regular appearance, move time. Good morning, Ben Danny G, Joe Thomas, 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.960 and Almund across the nation. Now, Ben, for the last 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.000 few weeks, you guys have been inundated with Kate. They're 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:25.239 at the studio. But it's actually a good thing because 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.960 it reminds the fellas of something they need to tell 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.560 their ladies later on today, and that is been of 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:35.640 all the sweet treats a man can enjoy. Honey, you 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.840 are the best of them all because you are the 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:46.800 icing on my gate. I RM, We're we're inundated with sugar. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:50.520 He's inundated with cheese. I can't get enough of Mr 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:54.200 smoothe work. Jim Listener Jim on Twitter, right, and he's 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.840 got a very good question, a very important question. Many 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:00.080 men over generations have tried to answer this question and 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.560 women also. Uh, it's really the ultimate question, and you're 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.120 the right guy to ask the question, Danny G. When 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.800 is it safe defart in front of your day Ah? 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:16.280 I would say never, never know how once you get married, 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:20.160 after that maybe I wouldn't even want to scare my 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.239 my future bride like that. I stay, I stay away 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.120 from that. That's that's like when we were in the 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.920 classroom as kids and the teacher says, Look, you need 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.040 to walk outside and handle your business. Do that, but 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.160 to the hot box your girl like that. That's just wrong, 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.880 that's wrong. So no, yeah, don't do it. No carpet 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.800 mom in there all right? Jake in Seattle? Right? Since 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:46.120 is my longtime girlfriend has baby fever and wants a kid, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:51.680 but I don't one world? Uh is the compromise on 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.360 this one? Well that's maybe what would He's in Seattle, 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.680 He's not far from Disneyland in Los Angeles. So I 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.040 say borrow your nieces and nephews, take him on a 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.880 trip with your your longtime girlfriend to Disneyland, stay there 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:07.200 for twelve hours, and by the time that trip is over, 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.440 she's not gonna want to have kids anymore. Well that's what. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.200 Or or just go for a dog, you know, just 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:19.560 that's a compromise right now, like a poodle yffrf. That 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:23.360 was back in the Tenderoni Tips days. Now we flash 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:28.080 forward when my Tenderni got jumped at a massage table. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.199 That was one of the most downloaded episodes of the 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:37.440 podcast this past year so far. Chloe, did you hear 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:42.880 about how your mom almost got banged at a massage parlor? Well, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.880 you're in luck because here is the clip of that 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.720 fifth hour podcast. Oh and stay tuned because the Queen 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:54.160 Tinderoni herself is going to answer a few questions after 0:08:54.280 --> 0:09:03.640 this clip is over, ring bills Ben. She gets home 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:08.840 and tells me about the experience, and I'm losing my mind. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:14.600 I cannot believe what happened. What happened? So let's sit 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.920 in the box. What happened? What's in it? She goes in. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.760 She said everything was fine, and she said they were 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.679 burning incense in the lobby and it seemed like a 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:28.240 really cool place. They take her in. The Asian gal 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.640 that brought her in, look, she said, did look a 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.960 little stout like, kind of buff. So she was like, well, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.400 I am gonna get a deep tissue massage. It looks 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:43.040 like so this lady Ben pulls her underwear down, which 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:48.560 she was not expecting. Uh, jumps up onto the massage table, 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:55.480 straddles my girl, sits on my girl's rare end. It's 0:09:55.559 --> 0:10:00.120 going to town on her and and was kept slapping her, 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:11.360 even slapped her ass. My girl did not know what 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.440 to do. She said. It was one of those moments 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:17.480 in life where you wonder, am I enjoying this or 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:22.360 is this really strange? What massage is that? That's what 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.800 I asked her. I said, how is that a Swedish massage? 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.920 And she said, I don't know. I was really confused. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:35.320 She said, while this lady was straddling her and massaging her, 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:40.880 she was also speaking very strangely in another language and 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.199 making noises as she was doing it, so it was 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.960 like she was enjoying it more than my girl was. Wow, 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:52.959 she's making strange noises. She's almost hurting her. What about 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:57.079 a pressure she's putting on her? And now she asked her, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:03.160 you want hot stone? Ten dollars extra hot stone, throw 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:08.800 hot rocks at you. So my Tinderroni says, sure, okay. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.960 Then so she puts the hot stones on her back, 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.360 and my Tinderroni said, honestly, it was a nice break 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.679 from this lady slapping and hitting me and pushing on 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:22.000 me too hard. So she's laying there with the hot rocks. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.720 But then the massus takes a hot rock and sticks 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:33.880 it in her ass crack whoa whoa, Oh yeah, so man, 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.640 she felt violated. It's just like an S and M 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.840 type situation here. What do we got going on? I'll 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:44.880 tell you after I go next week. Oh yeah, I'm 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:50.719 trying up for a monthly membership. Yeah. Yeah. So she 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:55.160 also when this lady was done after this very strange 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:01.600 uh rape massage a massage, yeah, she looked at her 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:06.840 and said finished. She didn't ring a bell, like yeah, 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.400 I got done. Here we go ring the ring the 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:12.160 victory bell. By the way, she was always she was 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:16.240 also pushing on the side of my girl's chest and 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.719 kind of cupping her breasts. And after she after she 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:24.240 would do that, she would tell her this, okay, this, okay, 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:28.200 wow yeah, and my girls like you're doing it already. 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.960 What does it matter what I say right now? Well, 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.920 Deshaun Watson is probably like, good me give me that 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.280 number right there. They come on, hook me up on that. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:40.800 My goodness. She massaged her butt for ten minutes, man, 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.520 and then she didn't have to pay extra for that. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:46.719 She is, Wow, you should have saw how fast she 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.920 ran to the shower when she got home. Yeah. He's like, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.640 I feel like I need a shower and a cigarette 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:58.160 and shower first. And so she was like, where did 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.079 you send me? What did you tell this lay the 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:03.839 I needed? No? I was like, no, I swear the 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:08.160 Yelp reviews were good. That's wild. That is crazy, man. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.720 Now we know why the Yelp reviews were good. Yeah, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.600 that was and that was out near you, and that's 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.200 part of the l a. Yeah, right on the border 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.400 of the San Fernando Valley in Ventura County. Hit me 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.760 up in my d M S. I'll give you the 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.480 name of the place. You can get a lot of 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.480 a lot of messages here, Danny. What's what's this all about? Man? 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:30.199 I just feel bad because I wasn't there. I know 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.319 that could have really been You could have recorded the 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.120 whole thing. That could have been big on the internet. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.640 That would have been massive. Man. All right, well that 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.679 is the gift that she now. Is she okay to 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.760 go back and get him out at that place? But 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.240 is she or is this gonna like affect her for 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.920 massages from now? And she can be like, I'm anti massage. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.679 I don't know. She was so confused about it all 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:54.160 night long. It was funny because when she was in 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.040 the shower I heard her bust out laughing, what do 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.000 you the hell is she laughing about? In the shower? 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.400 And then and she came out she told me, oh 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.000 my god, like certain things about the massage keep coming back. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.679 She had already planned on picking up Panda Express for 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:16.880 us for dinner after her massage, so now she didn't 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:25.600 know what to do because she has PTSD or PTS massage. Ye, yes, man, 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.640 that's crazy. So what do you think you have? Do 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.880 you think the Well, if you go to you know, 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.680 a high end spa, they do the thing where they 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.520 tuck the the clean sheet by your butt and they 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:48.440 don't go down there. That was classic. And who better 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:52.640 to bring into the fifth hour podcast then my tender 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.800 RONI to talk about that experience. Lots of tweets and 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:01.000 lots of questions about it when that episode back in March. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:06.200 So I'll start with this question. Did I describe the 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:09.720 massus properly? What exactly did she look like? Well? I 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.120 didn't see her til the end, which was weird because 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.880 my face was down it was dark. Well, you didn't 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.960 see her coming to the room with you no face down. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:26.120 I knew that was coming, so it was a surprise. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.040 But what did she look like once you did see her? 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.160 Different than I thought? She was bigger than I thought, more, 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:38.160 a little more manly than I thought. Sexist. Okay, I 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.280 got a few tweets in March asking if you would 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.600 go back. So, I've thought about this for a while, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:50.080 drove drove past the place quite a few times. I 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.360 bet you did, daydreaming. So I am contemplating it, and 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:58.880 I would say, yes, I'm going back maybe tomorrow. Don't 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.080 play it up to the listener is right now? Would 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:05.560 seriously would you really go back? Yes? Wow, all right, 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.440 your freak a zoid. Let's see what other questions did 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.960 I get asked? Oh, if there was like a meter 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:15.880 from zero to ten, where would you put that experience? 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:19.200 Because at the time you said you were confused about it, Well, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.760 I still am confused, and so that's why you want 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.880 to go back to make sure that it was a 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:27.400 weird experience. Yeah, I don't know. I'm in between. I 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:29.000 don't know if I liked it or if it was 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.280 I still don't know. I felt good after it, but 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:36.680 I don't know. But yeah, okay, And while we have 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.920 you here, A listener actually asked us, I think it 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.680 was last weekend's mail bag. In fact, if our significant 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:46.240 others actually listened to the podcast, Ben said his wife 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:49.880 does on Saturday because he tells stories about their family. Now, 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:53.080 do you listen to the Fifth Hour podcast. Oh yeah, 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.600 why do you say that all evil? Because I gotta 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:02.720 you know, keep tabs. Wow, falling chain. My life is 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.800 over women. Thank you for being on the best of 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.200 the best of the best. Thank you for having me. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.840 You're listening to the best of the Fifth Hour. I 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.440 didn't even know that was a thing. I'm sure it's 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.399 not very long. Why long? But here it is the 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.800 best of the best of the best of the Fifth Hour, 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:33.840 you know, JM writes in he says, what was the 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.879 other name you said you used when you had a 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.520 daytime local show. I never heard about that before, And 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:45.680 he says, ps, I think that beer drinking Brian is 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.879 giving you a story about his power and heating being 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.520 shut off. He talked about that on the show this week. 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:56.080 JM jam says, I am about nine sure that Missouri 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.240 has a cold weather law that you are not alled 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.200 to shut off utilities in the winter months. Was he 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:06.359 talking about when you were little Ben Mallett? No, No, 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.320 that's how you've typed my name into Google. It comes 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.240 up Ben Mallett. But no, uh, this actually was pretty funny. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.280 So I was doing the show at eleven fifty, young 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:18.440 guy and we got some positive pulp. And back in 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.159 those days, it was very important to be on in 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.960 the l A Times radio TV critic Larry Stewart, and 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.719 that was the big deal, like you knew you were 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:32.399 of Everyone in the industry read that column. That was 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:36.640 that was a sign you've made it. And Larry didn't 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.400 write a lot about radio. He seemed to enjoy television 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.480 more than radio, and so he didn't write about radio much. 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:43.960 But a few times a year he read right, and 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.879 maybe more than that, I'm exaggerated. Usually at the end 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.440 of his column he'd have a little bit of radio news. 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.040 So he wrote a really nice thing about me when 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:54.560 I was a young guy. I was in my early 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.360 twenties and he wrote a really nice thing. I thought, 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.840 why this is, I've arrived. My mom was impressed, my 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.000 dad was impressed. You know people I used to work with. 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:02.640 This like a big deal, right the l A Times, 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:07.720 back when everyone read newspaper and uh, except he wrote 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:12.680 my name, Ben Waller, how my name was in So 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:17.480 I on the air at that time, much like these days, 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.040 they made it. I had to do the show and 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.359 I had to do updates, and I hated doing the updates. 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.040 I just wanted to do the show. I didn't want 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.159 to worry about the updates, and they made me do 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:28.160 the updates, and so on the updates, I was Ben 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:32.159 Waller and I'd said I I was like Phil Henry, 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:34.919 like a mental patient. I was throwing to myself, all right, 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:37.080 let's go to the news desk. Here's Ben Waller, you know, 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:43.879 and then I Bill Miller, I'm actually on the live air. Wrong, 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:48.520 it is timeless, and here it is on the fifth hour, 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.720 just because he's a Laker. Think you think I'm not 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.960 gonna play drop stop it. I believe that you have 0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:01.520 ulterior motives now because you've your tattoos and all that stuff. 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.000 Now you're gonna play it because I asked for it, 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:05.680 so you'll play it. Stop. I have no problem playing 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.680 Lebron James drops. We goof on him all the time. 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:10.680 What does that have to do with him on the 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:14.680 floor as a player. What what's that? Always? It's not 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:19.120 always is different. You've been very different because you're such 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:22.360 a Laker hater and anything we say, you're just gonna 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.080 call us houseman. So why open our microphones? Are you 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.040 admitting you are a houseman? I'm a Laker fan. You're 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.240 you're a houseman for your teams. We all like our team. 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.280 He's a difference, though. You guys have been unwilling to 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:35.720 say how bad the Lakers have been. I've been willing 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:38.399 to say, Ben, you just let me say it. But 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:40.720 you would never be willing to give credit where credits 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.639 due who no matter who gets credit. You watched you 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:47.600 sign a Lakers are gonna be hoisting up the championship 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:49.760 trophy and you're still gonna come on the year when 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:56.080 it's not sometime four years. You want to bet on that? Yeah, 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.480 I want hundred dollars. All right, let's do it, ud 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:00.680 bet right now? You know what. I would love to 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.640 bet you. But you don't pay up on your bets 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.000 when you lose. Oh really, what bets have I not 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:07.879 paid up on? Tell me give me the list? Go ahead? Uh? 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:12.200 The newby Night when I clearly wanted you, there was 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:15.840 a Mariner fan. It was a regular that you didn't 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.720 even know his name. I still don't know his name 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:20.680 right now. What's his name? I have paid up? And 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.719 what's his name? Single wager that I have lost? What's 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:27.920 that regular name? Single wager? Yeah, that's what that's what 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:30.040 I thought, and you know you called the man a bit. 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:31.960 You did not want to see Lebron James play for 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:34.600 the Lakers, red herring. And now that he has signed 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.359 with the Lakers, now you're gonna win a championship. He's 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:40.320 not gonna win anything. They're not they're gonna win the division. 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:44.320 They're not gonna win nothing. When it comes to the Lakers, 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:48.359 it's a lose lose with you. Nothing whatever, nothing would 0:21:48.400 --> 0:21:52.280 ever satisfy you with that organism gets the job. You 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:55.760 call him a loser, you say anything. It was what 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:59.840 he just did. And now you go yours from the 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:03.240 best player in basketball still the best players not the 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:08.560 best player anymore for your Clippers or James Harden just 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:11.280 won the MVP. That's usually the best player. Yes, the 0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:13.680 m VPS normally the best player, isn't that nor Michael 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:16.120 Jordan won a championship at thirty four years old? Yeah 0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:18.120 you think that? Ron? This you got again? I'm talking 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:23.639 you guys are guys for the We're not absolutely wearing tattoos. 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:27.000 You wear Clippers and Dodgers. You still we talk about 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:29.440 they said that Dave Roberts should be fired the way 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:34.040 the Dodgers. We've we've ripped on the Lakers at times 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:37.800 you're neutral. Absolutely, I will rip all these I don't. 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:40.000 I don't care because you're not a fanboy like you 0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.680 guys foy fans. So you've ripped the Clippers the way 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:46.840 you've ripped the Lakers. I have absolutely they've been you 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:50.440 have not. I absolutely have not. Listen, you only worked 0:22:50.480 --> 0:22:53.680 with me a short time. Not you just call er 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:58.800 four hours. Your whole team on the Clippers is substandards 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:02.040 right now. They were for years. You just said they're 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:05.040 building the right way. Right, they're building the right way 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:09.399 that Jerry West West when it comes to l A 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:14.440 sports the right way with the great year. Okay, we'll 0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:17.159 see who is the shining team in l A. Ben, 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.280 you know, the Clippers are more than just an afterthought. 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.159 Now it's just gonna be great because this this is 0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.800 gonna be so much more painful for you and you 0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:28.040 that's what you're hoping for because you're not gonna win squat, 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:32.879 We're just gonna win ten more games, like more taking calls. 0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.560 When Carl Malone joined the LA joined the Lakers at 0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:40.600 forty years old, Man, how about Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:44.800 how many championships Malone, Winn Dwight how many? How many 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:47.440 White Howard was never the best player in the league, 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:50.720 and it's not once in his entire career. We're seriously 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:55.040 gonna compare Karl Malone to Lebron? Serious, I would rather 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:58.320 have Dwight Howard at a younger age than a thirty 0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:02.520 four year old Lebron Here, how about that? I would 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:06.359 You guys don't understand the age your fanboys, you're you 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:09.480 are blinded by this. I get it, I don't. It's 0:24:09.520 --> 0:24:12.240 not you keep bringing up age. You suck on Tom 0:24:12.320 --> 0:24:15.960 Brady's toes all the time. You're comparing the Lakers to 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:19.000 the bottom of the barrels. That's the Browns. So if 0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.560 the Browns could, the Browns could get Brady. Are you 0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:23.720 telling me they wouldn't because of his age? Show me 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:27.840