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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: happy Saturday to you. It is Evergreen Betty with Danny

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Speaker 1: g Radio. Oh the drama? Have I returned from my hiatus? Wrong?

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Speaker 1: If I'm still traveling around today? This being Saturday, is

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Speaker 1: some point to the live radio show. But listen, this

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Speaker 1: So here it is make way for the latest Timeless.

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Speaker 1: old edition of Tenderoni Tips that I found in the

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Speaker 1: are Buddy Danny G Radio, the only single guy on

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Speaker 1: and Almund across the nation. Now, Ben, for the last

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Speaker 1: forward when my Tenderni got jumped at a massage table.

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Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson is probably like, good me give me that

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Speaker 1: My goodness. She massaged her butt for ten minutes, man,

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Speaker 1: and then she didn't have to pay extra for that.

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Speaker 1: a lot of messages here, Danny. What's what's this all about? Man?

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Speaker 1: headlines right now. What are the Clippers doing? What are

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Speaker 1: they doing? What doesn't it's a nonsect, it's not we're

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Speaker 1: not talking about stay focused, so you stay folcused. So

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Speaker 1: what about what about the Clippers? He matter what Bower?

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Speaker 1: It kind of great because you're talking about the Lakers,

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Speaker 1: you're Bron James. But the Browns fan talking smack to Patriots.

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Speaker 1: That's another doesn't matter. Gotten brown is three and six

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Speaker 1: in the NBA Finals against the West, that's what he is.

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Speaker 1: Lakers will be back in the playoffs in the finals,

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Speaker 1: the Clippers will be sniff It is the law of

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Speaker 1: diminishing returns. That is the reality. That's what you've got.

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Speaker 1: The deal so the same as C So you're taking

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Speaker 1: the CP three route, but on King James, that's what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. So he's doing right, he's done. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: the problem. I'm I'm right about this because this is unbeaten, right,

437
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Speaker 1: this is undefeated. This strategy and magic Johnson is apparently

438
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Speaker 1: clue as I know, it'll help market share, the franchise

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Speaker 1: value go up. But again, Lebron didn't sign with the

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Speaker 1: Lakers because he wanted to win. Uh, if he wanted

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Speaker 1: to win, they were like seven or eight other teams

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Speaker 1: he could have signed with ahead of the Lakers and

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Speaker 1: probably more than that. This is not about winning. Lebrons

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Speaker 1: knows he's not gonna win. With the Lakers. He's okay

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Speaker 1: with that. He wants to live in Brentwood year round

446
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Speaker 1: and hang out and make movies and do all that. Again,

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Speaker 1: your prediction on the Lakers was that Magic wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to correct about Chris Paul? Did he not

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Speaker 1: get hurt in the playoffs? About Chris Paul? Look how

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Speaker 1: far he when his team meeting the most. He was

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Speaker 1: a loser. Your teams a loser. He's a loser. Team

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Speaker 1: didn't even make Theoutyars won the championship. Your condors were

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Speaker 1: squat without Chris Paul gets hurt, that's what he does.

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Speaker 1: And Lebron James ain't gonna get to the NBA Frons.

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Speaker 1: He can't beat Golden State. He can't. Not gonna do

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Speaker 1: it all right, anyways, the Ben Mallers showing Fox and

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Speaker 1: we'll push back all this other stuff. The instant of

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Speaker 1: Vice line right now though, Eddie Garcia better late than never.

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Speaker 1: This is the Clay Travis Clark, Well, what's going on, Eddie?

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Speaker 1: From the We still have three minutes though, it actually

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Speaker 1: just just not do it at all. NBA News four

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Speaker 1: time League m v P four D time All Star.

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Speaker 1: Lebron James agree in a four year Do you guys

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Speaker 1: want me to turn my brain off? Because I'm a

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Speaker 1: huge bass by Q? Have a huge pass by Q.

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Speaker 1: One of the many Clippers versus Lakers arguments that happened

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Speaker 1: live on the show unplanned as you could tell. And

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Speaker 1: I will say this about Ben. He lets the crew

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Speaker 1: turn their microphones on. I'll pull the curtains back a

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Speaker 1: little bit. On radio, if you're the main host, it's

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Speaker 1: up to you whether or not you want to do

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Speaker 1: a show that's crew style where you involve everybody, or

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Speaker 1: it could just be you talking and maybe the update

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Speaker 1: person occasionally, but other than that, everybody has their mics off.

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Speaker 1: I've been on both types of shows, and I think

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Speaker 1: that one of the reasons Ben show is so fun

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Speaker 1: is he includes everybody. So I'm happy that I could

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Speaker 1: include that, even though it was a straight up argument,

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Speaker 1: See's a loser. I get questions from militia like crazy

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Speaker 1: about Clippers versus Lakers and oh my god, did you

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Speaker 1: guys ever get in trouble for those arguments? No, the Boss.

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Speaker 1: I remember the Boss telling me that one of the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl radio rows when he was there, that that

484
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Speaker 1: was one of his favorite parts of The Mallard Show

485
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: is when we would just spontaneously get into it on

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Speaker 1: the air. Now, he didn't like it when we destroyed

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Speaker 1: the network clock, but he loved how organic some of

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Speaker 1: the arguments on the air because he said he could

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Speaker 1: tell how passionate we were about our teams. Passionate sports

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Speaker 1: talk is a winning formula. So it's been a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun working for Fox Sports Radio. Um Man, there's

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Speaker 1: been some loads too. Right before I got to do

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Speaker 1: the podcast here with Ben obviously kicked the coverage ended

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Speaker 1: and Clay moved onto the Limboss Show Talk. So personal

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Speaker 1: thank you to everybody who supports this podcast. It's been

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun every week. A lot of hard work,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of fun. I think what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do to close out the Saturday edition is I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: play some of the greatest moments on The mall Or Show,

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Speaker 1: which there dropped, some short, some long. What is a drop?

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Speaker 1: It's not trigonometry. It's when we capture a funny moment,

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Speaker 1: a moment that really stood out in a show. Usually

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Speaker 1: when a show would be ending, Ben would say, hey,

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Speaker 1: our one, take that, our two. There was this that

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Speaker 1: could be a drop? And or just something where we

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Speaker 1: all knew, oh my god, that's timeless, that's a drop,

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Speaker 1: and nobody had to say anything. I already was playing it.

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Speaker 1: Or something Ben said and we take it out of context,

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Speaker 1: or it just sounds funny the way he said it.

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Speaker 1: I was more concerned about him giving me a double fish.

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Speaker 1: You know. I went through the computer system at fs R.

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Speaker 1: I went back six seven years and found some gems.

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Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy tossed solid. That's so what didn't

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Speaker 1: you what? I wish I could pull off those suits.

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Speaker 1: I was so excited. I wanted to pick more guys.

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Speaker 1: I love it all right, thank you, Stanley, Well you

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Speaker 1: have more, um Sanley, take a deep breast. Then I

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Speaker 1: have intermittent chest pains and I shortness to breath and

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Speaker 1: painted my lips farm and my left shoulder and I'll

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Speaker 1: say hold on, I said, make sure this guy get

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Speaker 1: some some medical attention. Coop okay, a country concert live contry,

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Speaker 1: who's your favorite? Who's your who's your favorite? Country star?

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Speaker 1: That seed Dirty Boots played for the Orioles has a

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Speaker 1: porn stash. How about shut up? I want a camel packaging.

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Speaker 1: But wow, oh my, oh my god, Is that real?

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Speaker 1: Are you playing sound effects? Danny? Is that the bear

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Speaker 1: from that new Leonardo DiCaprio movie. I swear I'm not

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Speaker 1: playing any sound effects. All right, let's sit back and

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Speaker 1: get your popcorn and enjoy the work of hollerween James.

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Speaker 1: Is you waking up there? Oh? My god? Like a

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Speaker 1: water buffalo? The man? Enjoy me and you got to

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Speaker 1: get that broad here now. Two guys is enough for

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Speaker 1: me before they go? What's you think about the wizards?

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Speaker 1: All the way? We were ladies and gentlemen. Anytime I

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Speaker 1: see that scattered pictures, the smiles we left? Hello, Hello, Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What do you think about the oil Coop? The loops

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Speaker 1: rockers last Goop Loop And that's my man, Baby, you

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with me, you better get me

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Speaker 1: that good stuff. That's how loud it was great to

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Speaker 1: see Pooh go Kittie go to hell. King Eddie Boo boo,

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Speaker 1: back up, back up, Get jack up, Jack up that

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Speaker 1: beat down you mean? And then I gave you last

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Speaker 1: night like us on Facebook and Facebook dot com, Slash podcast,

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Speaker 1: make that boy, everything Eddie touches turns to ash. You

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Speaker 1: need to put it in this place. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: another thing then you can put I'll put this on

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Speaker 1: my mama and you can you can make a note

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Speaker 1: of this and write it down. This may be my

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Speaker 1: last talk I'll ever make until Eddie drops the gin.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what. I implore all Patriots, fans,

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Speaker 1: all New English fans, all fans of the NFL, to

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Speaker 1: rise against Eddie Garcia and fan who wheel talk against

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Speaker 1: this issue. Eddie. I thought you were Blair racist, all right,

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Speaker 1: Dan He started in such films as Hurry and Ready

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Speaker 1: see you. I pity the fool. It doesn't give me

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Speaker 1: my burto is did a really good job to lay games.

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Speaker 1: You can just use your arm I don't have to

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Speaker 1: pay for that. Shout out Westbrook. Here we go. It's

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Speaker 1: syndosing that that nuts chefalosa right cephalosa. That's not his name,

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Speaker 1: Jeff boy r d that chef cephalosa. Next thing I know,

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Speaker 1: I just saw this white thing flying at my face.

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Speaker 1: Hey I and at the top of your long scream

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Speaker 1: where the white women at the white women? The head

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Speaker 1: is good, but the hump is thick. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? How dare you? Danny g the microphone throttler.

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Speaker 1: I would like to work with Seth Rogan I think

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Speaker 1: that'd be really fine. Wonder why Luke will have to pay?

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Speaker 1: What if she's five ten and has a b dunka dunk? Hey, Ben,

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Speaker 1: I went all in on your picks and I went

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Speaker 1: all bro I'm gonna have Jamie, Ben, You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: them congratulation. This is weird. What's going on right now?

572
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: What is going on in Medford, Oregon? What's a guy there?

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Speaker 1: That's there's a guy there now. Also, that's Joe. They're

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Speaker 1: having a party in Medford and they're listening to our show.

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Speaker 1: It's a party in Medford. Hello, Joe, Hi, I like

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Speaker 1: the Saint and my Peach Cobbler lives alright, former heismoner

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Speaker 1: from USC He killed two people, cut their heads off,

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Speaker 1: You idiot, al right, passed. Took hours digging through the computers.

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Speaker 1: It's like digging in the crates if you're a DJ,

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00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: except this is all digital. I hope you liked and

581
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: remembered some of those moments, or if you're a new listener,

582
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: can appreciate the laughter from the Ben Mallor Show and

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Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast, which will be returning for a Sunday,

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Speaker 1: I'll have more of the best of the best of

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Speaker 1: the best as Ben is at that wedding today in

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Speaker 1: North Kakalaka. He'll be back soon on the live show

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00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: and of course next weekend right here on the Fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour podcast. But I'm gonna have many more of your

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Speaker 1: favorite moments on tomorrow's show. In fact, when I'm in

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Speaker 1: the studio this afternoon with Hartmann and Schwartz, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do some more deep diving into the FSR computer system

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Speaker 1: and see what I can come up with for Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Should be good. See you back here tomorrow, Osta Pasta

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Speaker 1: Boolahan