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Speaker 1: You hear me your confession, I can't take back el

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Speaker 1: arm Mouse Speaker, Texas seventy eight, five nine two says

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Speaker 1: I was into my thirties when I finally learned the

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Speaker 1: sit in sitcom stands for a situation. I thought it

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Speaker 1: meant everyone's sitting on the couch while they're watching the show.

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Speaker 2: Just wait till he learns what rom means.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and during this segment week, Yeah, we don't tell

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Speaker 1: you to sit, stand or lay down. We won't even

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Speaker 1: tell you what your name should be. You get to

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Speaker 1: choose your own adventure. You do to protect your identity

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Speaker 1: here in the Mass Speaker. And we've got a woman

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Speaker 1: who's chosen to go by the name Tory today. So Tory,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hi, how's the gollan?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, where's our kim laughter? That we were doing

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Speaker 2: the sitcom fast dang it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing the dramatic edition of the Mass Speaker.

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Speaker 1: So voice changer is on. You are the Mass Speaker, Tory.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear you're convie.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So last summer I pulled off the craziest ruse.

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Speaker 3: But I had no other choice.

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Speaker 4: I had to do a ruse.

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Speaker 2: He uses that word. Is that how you text your

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Speaker 2: friends about it as well?

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Speaker 4: Is that how you make a gravy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, you pulled a ruse. What did you do?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: I'm a full time working mom. My son is seven

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Speaker 3: years old. Last to lie, I had a full time nanny,

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Speaker 3: but she quit in the middle of the summer. She

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Speaker 3: got accepted to the NYOM and she walked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, boom, who cares about It's okay?

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Speaker 4: Education is not going to help you.

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Speaker 5: Good for her, though, I know, but I hate it

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Speaker 5: when I have like a really good babysitter that like ages.

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Speaker 4: Out, you know what I mean. It's a real job.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, it's like, have you considered this as a

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Speaker 2: career at the age you're working with me?

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Speaker 4: Well, now you don't have anyone to look after your kid,

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Speaker 4: and I couldn't.

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Speaker 3: Find a replacement that I could afford. And it's the

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Speaker 3: middle of summer. I know where to put him? Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you do?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 3: I work desk at a dentist office and I had

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Speaker 3: no choice but to bring him to work with me.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you just crossed your fingers. You have an

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Speaker 2: understanding boss, you know, or just.

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Speaker 4: Give him a knockout gas works with.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't tell my boss or any of my

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Speaker 3: co workers. He was sitting out in the lobby every day,

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Speaker 3: and you know I could keep an eye on him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you didn't put him to work like doing the suction.

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Speaker 5: Seven year old comes over to me, Sweet, Why didn't

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Speaker 5: you tell your coworkers or your boss.

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Speaker 3: You didn't want to risk them like firing me, or

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Speaker 3: like try to stay home, or just like judging me

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Speaker 3: looking like a bad mom.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but don't they notice because he's there?

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's there every day. So I had to

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Speaker 3: just give him different hats, different outfit every day. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: sunglasses I would put on.

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Speaker 4: Him, sometimes a Deadpool costume.

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Speaker 5: Actually, if he's seven, it's not weird for a kid

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Speaker 5: seven year old coming.

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Speaker 4: In superhero every day. Yeah, okay, and nobody noticed.

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Speaker 3: No, he had his backpack full of snacks, he had

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Speaker 3: an iPod, he knew where the bathroom was. He could

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Speaker 3: like take an ass and a pile of stuffed animals

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Speaker 3: in the corner if he wanted to.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Dennis Office do have really good kids areas.

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Speaker 4: There's always boys and puzzles and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I still play with the one where it's like

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Speaker 1: you have the little ring that goes along the wire.

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Speaker 4: I still play with those. They're so fun.

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Speaker 5: I raise them. Yeah, you have a better behaved kid

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Speaker 5: than Jose or Jeffrey would be.

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Speaker 2: CRUs. Your kid is a yelling mom, that's true.

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Speaker 3: I had to tell me. It's the dentist of a

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Speaker 3: kungs out. You have to act like he's somebody else's kid.

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Speaker 3: I tell him to go play by like a woman

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Speaker 3: waiting or something.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever get caught?

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Speaker 3: I didn't, But there was one time I almost was busted.

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Speaker 3: This pudentist came out and she was like, still about child,

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Speaker 3: and I'm sitting in the lobby all day.

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Speaker 2: I just joked.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, these kids, they all look alike.

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Speaker 3: After a while, yeah, who knows. And then I pulled

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Speaker 3: this off. For seven weeks and.

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Speaker 1: Weeks with your kid at your work, I see, as

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Speaker 1: long as they're not complaining or scared, like if it's

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Speaker 1: like I'm lost.

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Speaker 2: An internship at that point, that's wild.

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Speaker 3: And he spent so much time in the lobby. He's

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Speaker 3: reading of him now is like way above it.

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Speaker 1: Every every book he's reading the other kids in the lobby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you wouldn't believe after weeks of highlights he can

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Speaker 5: really spot the difference between two pictures.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he knows fifty ways to satisfy her in bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh the definitely not in highlights.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying he's a wealth of knowledge for a

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Speaker 4: little seven year old.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, you've got seven weeks of free childcare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, Yeah, Brooke, don't look so happy about that.

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Speaker 1: We're going to see one of the salespeople this summer.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, God, they really shrank, but my.

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Speaker 2: Kids are getting pretty big. But I got a standing desk.

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Speaker 2: I think I could fit one underneath.

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Speaker 1: So Torri, it sounds like no regrets for you. Are

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Speaker 1: you playing the same thing for next summer?

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Speaker 3: Oh, no regrets at all. We had a great summer together.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I could pull it off again now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, especially now.

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Speaker 2: That he's an adults, risk it.

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Speaker 5: And i'd also maybe start looking for jobs where they're

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Speaker 5: a little more family friendly.

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Speaker 2: There's some type of childcare.

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Speaker 4: Did you tell her to get a new job.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like you, I mean, you always want to get

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Speaker 5: a new job when you already have one, jeff You

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Speaker 5: don't want to wait until you get fired then your screws.

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Speaker 4: It just sounds like my mom, Like when do you

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Speaker 4: even get a real job. One of the family's friendly

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Speaker 4: and you want to be the dentist next in seventy

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Speaker 4: eight five nine two.

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Speaker 1: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 1: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning