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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frameyday mornings. It's one. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Alexis calling from church. Is this Annah? Yeah? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is Anna. Hey Anna. I'm just calling some of

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Speaker 1: our preferred donors today to say thank you. You're one

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Speaker 1: of the few members of our congregation that agreed to

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Speaker 1: pay their ten percent for tything for the entire year.

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Speaker 1: God bless you. No. Wait, I did not approve charging

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Speaker 1: a ten percent for the whole year up front. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Oh, well, your husband

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Speaker 1: must have been because you're on the list were he

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Speaker 1: did not do that, he would have definitely told me

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Speaker 1: if he had And um, um, just don't have money

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Speaker 1: because spread like that. So how much did you charge?

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Speaker 1: I'll check on that for you one moment. Please hold,

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Speaker 1: it's a lovely day church. This is Pete Eakins. How

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Speaker 1: can I help? Someone just told me my credit card

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Speaker 1: was churched ten percent for the whole year. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how much that is. I need to find stuff.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you so much. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: don't have extra cash to be just thrown around like that,

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Speaker 1: so that is very nice for something I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to happen. I'm going to send you there to someone else.

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Speaker 1: Please hold hello, This is Judas, I'm head of the

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Speaker 1: donation services here church. Who am I speaking with? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Anna, and somebody charged ten percent with

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Speaker 1: the years of my credit card and I didn't approve that,

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Speaker 1: so I need to know what's going on. Yes. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, it's incredible what you're doing for us

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Speaker 1: and the church and the pastor and his wife and

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Speaker 1: their new mansion. What are you talking about a mansion?

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Speaker 1: I haven't even heard any talk about that yet. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's fantastic. It has an infinity pool and everything. But

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Speaker 1: enough about that. The church will be sending you a

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Speaker 1: complimentary pen. It's absolutely amazing, and we will offer you

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Speaker 1: free free marriage counseling sessions at the church. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: can't do this anymore. I need to talk to someone else. Well,

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Speaker 1: if I could just get your address first so I

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Speaker 1: can send you this pen, that would be great. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want a stupid pen. I want answers. Transfer

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Speaker 1: me to someone that can help me. Please hold you

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Speaker 1: didn't because this is Alexis. How can I help you? Alexus?

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Speaker 1: I'm not having a great day. I'm hoping that you

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Speaker 1: can give me an answer to why my credit card

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Speaker 1: was charge ten percent ahead of time for the year

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Speaker 1: for donations to the church. Oh Anna, thanks again for

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Speaker 1: your donation. Um, were you able to get everything squared

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Speaker 1: away for the pen and the counseling sessions? Know how

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Speaker 1: much was charge to my card? That's what I need

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Speaker 1: to know. Oh strange, I thought somebody already answered that

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Speaker 1: for you, So let me find out. Hang on one second.

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Speaker 1: I really wouldn't prefer not to be on hold already,

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Speaker 1: so much of my day has been wasted. I just

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Speaker 1: have to put you on hold for just one more time.

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Speaker 1: One second. Okay, this Pitter'll be quick, Hey Pete, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey.

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Speaker 1: So Anna's on the phone. Anna. Is that the woman

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Speaker 1: that donated a ton of money? Yeah, for the new

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Speaker 1: house that they're building. Yeah. She's saying, did you know

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Speaker 1: that house has an infinite pool? Really nice? I wish

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Speaker 1: I could have an infinity people. Anyhow, she's saying that

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Speaker 1: she is she saying she didn't get the pen. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna ask Judas about the pen. Is that what you're say?

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Speaker 1: And because he Judas? Yeah, she saying she didn't hide

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Speaker 1: the ten percent though, I don't want you should I

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Speaker 1: tell her? I don't know what to say to her

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Speaker 1: to get Oh, okay, you're wondering what we should tell

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Speaker 1: her about charging her card because she didn't approve it.

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Speaker 1: Pe Alexus, I think it's pretty simple. You just tell

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Speaker 1: her to let go and let God. Yeah. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to let go and let God or remember

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Speaker 1: you just said you guys needn't understand that I need clarifications.

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Speaker 1: I did not. Okay, thanks thanks for holding Anna. I

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Speaker 1: could hear every word you guys were saying. Could you

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Speaker 1: not hear me? I'm sorry one you were not. No.

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Speaker 1: I heard you having a conversation with the other guys

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Speaker 1: and they told you to let go, and like, God,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me that and that would be fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that was God. That was God talking

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Speaker 1: to me. What Alexus, are you still on the line

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Speaker 1: with that lady? I need to address us into the pen.

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Speaker 1: Are we really doing this again? Can you guys hear me? Loud?

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Speaker 1: I like to start about it on the phone call.

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Speaker 1: You want to make sure that that lady got her pen,

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Speaker 1: the further donation, the donation, I mean, God, I don't

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Speaker 1: need a pen okay, well then find that we won't

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Speaker 1: send you a pen. I'll just have to tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is actually Alex from The Jewil Show and

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Speaker 1: we're doing a phone prank on you. Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: what did you just say it's a joke. Yes, this

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Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. It's me, Jebil, me Alex, me Evan,

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Speaker 1: and it's a phone prank and your husband set you up.

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Speaker 1: There's no pen either. Yeah, unfortunately there's no pen, no

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Speaker 1: marriage counseling sessions. Oh my god, that was freaking out.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks