Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Krissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio to all you kids at home, just
Speaker 1: freeze your eggs now and with that, welcome into another
Speaker 1: episode of Calm Down Podcast. I am going to say, though, Aaron,
Speaker 1: that that is a good point. My sister told me
Speaker 1: back when I was I think and I didn't listen Chalker,
Speaker 1: that I should have frozen my eggs way back then.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I have plenty of times. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's not about the time, it's about that you get
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old eggs versus my now thirty nine
Speaker 1: year old eggs. Anyways, um hi everyone, for those of
Speaker 1: you just joining, has been incredible about her journey through infertility,
Speaker 1: and I am always reminded as I am daily that
Speaker 1: I need to do another round of freezing myself. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to check in on my girl. Um, I
Speaker 1: know we just got back from an appointment. How's everything going?
Speaker 1: What do you want to share? Everything's good, I was
Speaker 1: telling Jared last night. So I'm on day seven of drugs,
Speaker 1: which look I'm forty three. I'm proud of my body.
Speaker 1: You should be your body's great, thanks said proud of
Speaker 1: what it's been able to do and produce. But like
Speaker 1: everybody's been asking, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?
Speaker 1: And this is my seventh time on this iv F journey,
Speaker 1: and I've been feeling okay. But last night we had dinner,
Speaker 1: we went to walk the dog, and before we walked
Speaker 1: the dog, I I did my shots and then I
Speaker 1: just I just wasn't in the mood. These last couple
Speaker 1: of nights, I've been like, yes, let's do it. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get this right at somebody, you know, our last shot.
Speaker 1: We're going to do this, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: my stomach's bruise. There was really nowhere to poke myself.
Speaker 1: You know. Jared sitting in the hallway because he's not
Speaker 1: really too pumped about the whole thing, but he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm here if you need me. Not pumped about needles,
Speaker 1: not the process, the needle part, right right, He's not
Speaker 1: pumped about like watching his wife's stab herself. So I
Speaker 1: just said I'm done and I'll go walk the dog
Speaker 1: with you, and he goes, you don't have to, and
Speaker 1: I said no, I'm fine, And then I went upstairs
Speaker 1: and I just started to cry, and I was like,
Speaker 1: but this is it. This is what I was telling him.
Speaker 1: I came downstairs. He goes, you okay, and I said yeah,
Speaker 1: And then this is what I thought out when I
Speaker 1: was coming down. I was like, this is what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you know about right now. I'm hormonal. This
Speaker 1: is like if you drink way too much and you
Speaker 1: actually either or not fighting or crying when you drink
Speaker 1: away too much and you're like, okay, this is the alcohol.
Speaker 1: I just need to like sleep this off or let
Speaker 1: this get out of me. And yeah, it's not how
Speaker 1: you really feel. It is. You're being impacted. You're putting
Speaker 1: hormones in your body. Of course you're going to be
Speaker 1: a shipload by the way, like so many. Yeah, Burn,
Speaker 1: you're doing great, sweetie, You're doing great and doing the great.
Speaker 1: You couldn't have a better partner for that, because no
Speaker 1: one's more than you're loving than Jared that little smush face.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing for anyone that's not done, Ivy,
Speaker 1: if do it, get it done. Asked for it for
Speaker 1: a Christmas present, asked for a Birthday present, get it
Speaker 1: over with all the all the presents, fas Harbor Day,
Speaker 1: I mean, any holiday. Do it, because not only, and
Speaker 1: I will say this, are you pumping hormones into yourself
Speaker 1: to produce eggs at a rapid pace. You are also
Speaker 1: told stay off coffee, so I had decap no drinking.
Speaker 1: Those are my two favorite things. Then they take the
Speaker 1: third favorite thing away from you, working out, so you
Speaker 1: no coffee, no alcohol, no working out. Then you are
Speaker 1: pumping all this crap into your body. It's really not fair.
Speaker 1: And then you have to understand is you've done it before, CHRISA,
Speaker 1: You've got a ton of paperwork, you're getting poked and
Speaker 1: prodded blood every single day. Well, then you have to
Speaker 1: deal with it's really expensive. So I just got a
Speaker 1: call as we speak from a pharmacy that was going
Speaker 1: to send me the drugs that I have to inject
Speaker 1: tonight because they change every single day. And she said, okay,
Speaker 1: well your prescription should show up anywhere from six to eleven.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, why would I pay eight
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for the prescription if I have to inject
Speaker 1: it by eight o'clock and you're telling me it may
Speaker 1: not come to eleven. Well, I've been trying to call
Speaker 1: you all day. I'm sorry, I've been on calls like,
Speaker 1: and she goes, well, you can always pay more, And
Speaker 1: I said, oh, that's what I was waiting for. I
Speaker 1: knew if I waved my magic a max. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, it's a lot of ship when you're on
Speaker 1: hormones and you can't even drink um. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: I will say, have your juice. I'm gonna have some
Speaker 1: green juice. Shall you? Can you have all the juice?
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, because again you are more by the book,
Speaker 1: part of our friendship, and we've talked about on this podcast,
Speaker 1: is you have gotten a little bit more um. You've
Speaker 1: went rogue more in your later years of our friendship
Speaker 1: that you did early on. Early on, you and I
Speaker 1: was trying to introduce you to things happened. None of it.
Speaker 1: You were given me some signs left and right. You
Speaker 1: were like, nope, nope, nope. So you've opened up to
Speaker 1: more things that said, yeah, Gal, who reads the instructions.
Speaker 1: I still don't read the instructions, which is my fault,
Speaker 1: which is why when I froze my eggs, I only
Speaker 1: got six eggs of the seven. That's not your fault.
Speaker 1: That's not your fault. Again, we might lose an audience here. Men.
Speaker 1: But men, I'm telling you you want to hear this
Speaker 1: because you need to advocate for the woman in your life,
Speaker 1: whether it's a sister, it's a girl, friend, a friend, whatever,
Speaker 1: because then we just alleviate a lot of the stress.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I drank coffee, I drink alcohol, and I
Speaker 1: worked out the last time I did it, so I
Speaker 1: am now going to not throw money away and do
Speaker 1: it the right way the next time. But I love
Speaker 1: you again. I'm proud of you, and you're please. I've
Speaker 1: been wasted before doing right. Like, yeah, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: like this is our last shot at it, so I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be really good. I'm drinking the olive oil,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking Shelby's green juice, I'm drinking the bone broth.
Speaker 1: But it's like, what I think would help me is
Speaker 1: drinking a whole bottle of Cabs sap. You know, like
Speaker 1: I just give me all the alcohol to calm me,
Speaker 1: the break down down and you have to calm down.
Speaker 1: You're doing all the things right. Um, okay, So this
Speaker 1: week has been very busy obviously for you, mentally, physically, emotionally,
Speaker 1: all of the things. But um, have we mixed in
Speaker 1: other activities that you're enjoying. Are you being like I
Speaker 1: can't really do much? I will say along with my
Speaker 1: hormone is being a little high. Yesterday, I just felt
Speaker 1: super tired, so I thought I would check in with
Speaker 1: my good friends, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and
Speaker 1: I will tell you we're not going to lose the
Speaker 1: guys right now. Jared came home from golfing and he
Speaker 1: actually sat down and watched it because the whole thing
Speaker 1: is with Erica Jane and her husband and the legal battles.
Speaker 1: Was she hiding money? Was she not hiding money? That
Speaker 1: whole thing. I mean, this guy sat there and he goes,
Speaker 1: so is the next episode right now? And I said, no,
Speaker 1: it's airing this week, like, so we can't watch it now.
Speaker 1: I'm like this guy he watched White Lotus with me.
Speaker 1: I didn't see these things, so don't tell me if
Speaker 1: you saw it, don't. I haven't seen the last episode either,
Speaker 1: don't tell me. No, Yeah, we are, I think four
Speaker 1: episodes and it's so weird. It's weird vibe. Huh. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we were sitting in your kitchen in Montana talking
Speaker 1: to your girlfriend Sam and she was saying, you guys
Speaker 1: have to watch this show White Lotus. So I went
Speaker 1: home and watched it, and again, I'm on the episode.
Speaker 1: I'm on episode full right, are there five or six? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I'm there's one more left, and it's each episode I'm like,
Speaker 1: when is this going to get I want to say,
Speaker 1: is it going to get better? But it's interesting enough
Speaker 1: for me to stay intrigued, but I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a little not only it is
Speaker 1: my sister has because I was saying that to her
Speaker 1: after episodes one and two. I was like, wait, everybody
Speaker 1: is obsessed with this. What am I missing? And my
Speaker 1: sisters like, oh my god, I've already watched it two
Speaker 1: times through and I'm listening to the soundtrack on Spotify.
Speaker 1: So of course to me, and he goes, she, your
Speaker 1: sister has watched this twice already, and I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: is that dark humor? Like what's the humor? Well? And
Speaker 1: I'm somebody shoprised myself. I'm being a humor connoisseur. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm missing something and I think that you know, even um,
Speaker 1: what's her name? I actually text Sam asking her name.
Speaker 1: She was Stifler's mom Jennifer Jennifer Pauli, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: I'm like something like a great great actor. She's a
Speaker 1: she's such a great actress. I want to smack her
Speaker 1: in this role because she's so annoying in that voice.
Speaker 1: I've got my mom's ashes. She's so good though. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what Jared said. He goes, that's Stifflers moms again
Speaker 1: in person. I'll take impersonations for five things. Alex Jennifer Coli, thanks, Scott,
Speaker 1: Oh there we go. But yeah, she bugs in this role.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get spitted out. And then how about when
Speaker 1: they're on the boat and that couple is like trying
Speaker 1: to be like a couple and she's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: want to have a drink? And like the whole thing.
Speaker 1: She's just a weirdo, but guys, great, he's funny. Wait,
Speaker 1: can't wait? Doesn't it come out on Sunday nights? It
Speaker 1: was just on the finale was last night? Oh great,
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing to night settle it in kids,
Speaker 1: because we got well if you're Kendra two hours of fun,
Speaker 1: we'll watch it twice. Um, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what happened to me yesterday that I have
Speaker 1: not told you about. So a girlfriend of mine, her
Speaker 1: son Liam, is going he's moving to New York. We're
Speaker 1: so excited. Roman graduated in high school a couple years ago,
Speaker 1: but he's just been hanging out in l A and
Speaker 1: then he's decided to make this move to New York.
Speaker 1: So she's having a going away party for him yesterday
Speaker 1: and she was like, I don't know how to decorate
Speaker 1: this backyard area of mine. I'm like, okay, I got you.
Speaker 1: I went to Target. Obviously, I bought all of these mats,
Speaker 1: like all these different things, like different rugs to lay down.
Speaker 1: Here's a tip everyone, if you're having an outdoor party
Speaker 1: and there's concrete, bring in outdoor rugs. It will soften
Speaker 1: the area. It's just it adds a whole vibe. And
Speaker 1: also in outdoor rugs, like anytime you're you're having a
Speaker 1: party outside that's not on grass, even on grass, but
Speaker 1: like specifically on concrete or or any kind of flooring
Speaker 1: ad rugs. So I have all these rugs. I've got
Speaker 1: a full car in Target. Well, Target on a Sunday
Speaker 1: was packed, So I have the car. I'm walking my
Speaker 1: car has parked. What the no forty is? My mom
Speaker 1: likes to say, like, wait, my sweating no good, it's
Speaker 1: hot in here, Okay, pushing the shopping cart, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the cart locks up. It's a safe thing,
Speaker 1: like they don't want, like, you know, people to steal
Speaker 1: the shopping carts. And I'm like, son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm so far away from my car still, So now
Speaker 1: I'm in a conundrum. I'm far enough from away from
Speaker 1: the store where like I can't push it back. I
Speaker 1: don't want to push it back, but now I'm stuck
Speaker 1: in the middle. So I'm like, you know what, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get the car and I'm gonna drive
Speaker 1: the car over and then load up the cart. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the cart is now just a static cart in
Speaker 1: the middle of a parking lot. I go and get
Speaker 1: my car. I'm driving back. I am seeing two individuals
Speaker 1: have pulled up their car, opened up the back of
Speaker 1: the vehicle, and they're throwing my items in their car.
Speaker 1: I was like, I go no, I'm screaming. I'm screening
Speaker 1: out the window because I see them from far that's
Speaker 1: my stuff. And then then they like freeze like this,
Speaker 1: and I race up to them and I'm like, you guys,
Speaker 1: that's my stuff, Like, oh, sorry, we just thought someone
Speaker 1: left it. What Okay, I get it. If the car
Speaker 1: was there for a long time. I mean it was
Speaker 1: maybe a total of like two minutes. And people start
Speaker 1: jacking my stuff and she was about to go down
Speaker 1: the target parking lot, but they just so happened to
Speaker 1: need outdoor rugs. I think they needed anything. And I
Speaker 1: was like, that's my ship. Oh they were stealing it? Yes,
Speaker 1: what was I thinking? I'm sorry, God, where have I
Speaker 1: blamed the hormone? No, I'm not a good storyteller that
Speaker 1: if you're not following along? Are you following along? Right now? Down?
Speaker 1: But stuff? Shoot? But they you got it all? Oh
Speaker 1: I caught them, crime stopper, Action four News News at
Speaker 1: eleven Weather even. Hey, there's this phenomenon that's going on.
Speaker 1: And because I can't really visit your hair, because that's
Speaker 1: also something to talk about that luxurious Oh God I
Speaker 1: have with you now that it's all real. Thanks. Um wait,
Speaker 1: yours looks good? Is yours? Did you take out? What
Speaker 1: did you do? No? I still have those individuals on
Speaker 1: the side. The only reason it probably looks good or
Speaker 1: better is because I actually have a light today. You know,
Speaker 1: this is location seventy. I've been in with the podcast.
Speaker 1: But anyways, you were saying, phenomenon, keep it going. So
Speaker 1: it was the whole phenomenon right now. But because I
Speaker 1: was part of this world, I kind of get it
Speaker 1: and I love that it's become a thing. This uh
Speaker 1: Southern school rush. All these girls you're you're not going
Speaker 1: to be into this Alabama they had like yeah, they're
Speaker 1: they filmed like their whole sorority rush. And Justin Anderson,
Speaker 1: who's speaking of hair, was did my hair when he
Speaker 1: was here in l A. His Instagram account is super
Speaker 1: hilarious and he follows all these girls and he just
Speaker 1: doesn't understand the world of like Rush the South. Well
Speaker 1: then well because he lives in Nashville now right, well
Speaker 1: now he does. Yeah, and so he started like following
Speaker 1: certain girls and saying she's my favorite, and it's like, look,
Speaker 1: I was in a sorority in the South. It is
Speaker 1: a full thing, Like it's a situation. Is it a show?
Speaker 1: It's a show, but it's like whatever, it's fun, but
Speaker 1: they like take it to another level with all these
Speaker 1: TikTok's in the song and dances well justin on he
Speaker 1: like his Instagram, starts talking about Nick Saban, Nick Saban
Speaker 1: or something and says it wrong. Well, all then all
Speaker 1: these Alabama like sorority girls come after him and he's like, listen,
Speaker 1: you guys, they came after him. Well I did. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: don't do that again. Text me and if you need
Speaker 1: to know anything, sorority sec Nick Saban, it's going to
Speaker 1: be the name of my you know, first kid, Like,
Speaker 1: We're fine, I got you. But now he's following old
Speaker 1: Mrs Rush And I was texting him and I was like,
Speaker 1: so just letting you know, they breed Miss America's at
Speaker 1: that school. They're very pretty um Eli manning that already
Speaker 1: went over his head. But yeah, I'm like fully involved.
Speaker 1: And because I have a college clothing line, I want
Speaker 1: to get where college n C double a on all
Speaker 1: these girls. It's hilarious. Well, first of all, by the way,
Speaker 1: I know you're listening, get on that. You should. Also,
Speaker 1: your your new line is out. It's yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: And when do you guys do a full roll out
Speaker 1: of all of that. I mean it's basically out on
Speaker 1: fanatics for the NFL. But well, don't worry, we'll be
Speaker 1: getting your gifting. Seen. No, I want to buy it,
Speaker 1: Kathy and I. You know my mother, she's really looking
Speaker 1: forward to the new line. She gets all excited. She
Speaker 1: was asking about it. I was up in Seattle selling
Speaker 1: cars keyas Mazda Chevrolets. You know the whole thing. We
Speaker 1: inquired a new with some of your script right now
Speaker 1: that you do for your dad. That's not a problem.
Speaker 1: I thought you would never ask. Um, we're just off
Speaker 1: I four or five X at eighteen in Kirkland. You know,
Speaker 1: that's just the direction. So that's a little jingle at
Speaker 1: the end. But you want to get a Masa m
Speaker 1: X six, that's not a problem. It doesn't matter which
Speaker 1: side of the mountain you're on. Every time it's a
Speaker 1: good time to stop into Lee Johnson Chevrolet. And half
Speaker 1: the sweater had a University of Washington. Half it had
Speaker 1: a cougar on it. You know, yeah, oh yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: say yeah anything. Um, wait, what else was I gonna
Speaker 1: say to you? The dealership's last name is in Thompson.
Speaker 1: It's so it's Lee Johnson, so that Johnson family. My
Speaker 1: dad used to work at that dealership, that Johnson. They've
Speaker 1: been around for eighty three years. You've got a friend
Speaker 1: in the car business, Aaron, it's the l J way. Anyways,
Speaker 1: enough about me, um so calm down, no credit, no problem.
Speaker 1: But they've been around for eighty three years. And so
Speaker 1: my dad bought into the dealership, and then the you
Speaker 1: know with the with the brothers Todd and then now
Speaker 1: he sold his part of the business. And I'm still
Speaker 1: doing the commercials, happy to do it. I finally said
Speaker 1: to them, you guys, I feel like I should be
Speaker 1: on the used car lot. I've been doing these commercials
Speaker 1: for ten plus years. We need to get the younger,
Speaker 1: younger model in here. No, it's obviously working if you
Speaker 1: guys are selling the product. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They are We're pushing you can't buy it, but you
Speaker 1: actually it's a really difficult time to buy the car.
Speaker 1: You do want a friend in the car business right now?
Speaker 1: A fun fact, not so fun if you want a car.
Speaker 1: Because of all of the chips that were used in
Speaker 1: the computers for all these laptops and to like, you know,
Speaker 1: work from home, school from home, all of those microchips
Speaker 1: usually go in a car. The car shortage is happening
Speaker 1: because of what happened in COVID. So if you have
Speaker 1: a car right now and you want to sell it,
Speaker 1: just stop into the dealership Lead Johnson Chevrolet and you'll
Speaker 1: get a lot of money for your trading. But again,
Speaker 1: and I've got me, so, wait, what is your dad
Speaker 1: say about every car? Hold on, what is your dad
Speaker 1: say about every car now going to go electric? This
Speaker 1: is the whole thing Jared like brought to the table
Speaker 1: the other night. Oh yeah, no, it's actually part of
Speaker 1: It's like a government the mission. And there's a huge
Speaker 1: tax break for car dealerships when they turn over all
Speaker 1: of these gas powered cars to electric powered cars, because
Speaker 1: you get a huge right off for it because they
Speaker 1: need to convert it all over. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the year is, something where your inventory has to be
Speaker 1: a certain percentage of electric cars, which is good, got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. I went to a Mariners game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how is that? Oh my god, first time I've been
Speaker 1: to a Mariners game. Marrior's losers, you guys, I'm so upset.
Speaker 1: I'm really upset. Seattle is such a great sports town
Speaker 1: and the last time we won anything was an Al
Speaker 1: West championship, which was in two thousand and one. It
Speaker 1: has been twenty years since we won a division title.
Speaker 1: That's it. We're the only team that's never won a
Speaker 1: World Series. It's so upsetting. And oh you know who
Speaker 1: was there? Ken Griffey Jr. My favorite player of all time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: class acts that he is. Yeah, did you talked to him? No,
Speaker 1: he was up in the suite. They were just doing
Speaker 1: like a he was on the jumbo too on like
Speaker 1: waving or whatever. But yeah, and it's really upsetting. I
Speaker 1: want them to be good. Look, we lost our basketball
Speaker 1: team and that's like the Mariners, the the loan baseball
Speaker 1: team that has never won a championship. Get on, what's
Speaker 1: the story with that? Why not good bad ownership? What's happening?
Speaker 1: We need to spend money. Look at the Dodgers, I mean,
Speaker 1: look at that. That Dodgers team fucking loaded. They'll go
Speaker 1: out and red check for anything, open up the check.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited for the hockey team going there. I
Speaker 1: know then what to say about that. He's so excited
Speaker 1: because the minor league team is going to be in
Speaker 1: on the spring so he can go go I mean
Speaker 1: and checks a guy. Well, we're going to take a
Speaker 1: break because apparently we need to get into a B
Speaker 1: block and pay some bills. Not with your AMX, with
Speaker 1: Calm Downspink credit card. We'll be right back before calm
Speaker 1: down after this, just off the I four or five, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: what did you come Foolidge, that's who you came to.
Speaker 1: I've got I've got one more episode. Okay, so this morning, Hi,
Speaker 1: we're continuing our chat a behind um white lotus. I
Speaker 1: finished them this morning. Okay. I think it's good. The
Speaker 1: second to last episode. We're hooked now. I thought that
Speaker 1: I was on the last episode and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's how it ends, and then it does the little
Speaker 1: like picture and picture and it says next episode, and
Speaker 1: I saw that there's another one. I was like, good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it ends in dramatic fashion. Jared keeps saying the music
Speaker 1: in it. I like it. He was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: with those girls who it's like, oh, I almost text
Speaker 1: you this morning because I got up at freaking six
Speaker 1: o'clock to let these dogs out. Don't worry, because I
Speaker 1: was awakened by the smell of dogshit. So my dogs
Speaker 1: are not unlike yours. I know that you've been very
Speaker 1: open that the dog how he gets to go anywhere
Speaker 1: and everywhere in your house. I can't do the dog
Speaker 1: in the bed thing. I can't do it. That's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: to each its own, but don't listen to Auntie Caissa Howie. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: days and Daisy is happy, just happy to be over here,
Speaker 1: because after what It's not her fault. It was Willis
Speaker 1: this time. So Daisy, as we know, she has stomach issues,
Speaker 1: poor little thing. But last night I was awakened the
Speaker 1: smell of non ship because Willis was pacing back and forth,
Speaker 1: and I was like, is he have really bad gas?
Speaker 1: Like he came upstairs, he can sleep on the floor.
Speaker 1: I allowed that, but not in the bed. Five pacing
Speaker 1: back and forth. I got up, I let him out.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is he must have gas or something.
Speaker 1: Fast forward to this morning. I was awakened m all
Speaker 1: over the white rug at the top of my stairs,
Speaker 1: just a spin tura shit everywhere all over that. There
Speaker 1: was a splatter that happened. That that's up on the
Speaker 1: pink couch. I was scrubbing this morning, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what am I scrubbing for? I'm throwing this rug away.
Speaker 1: Almost every rug in my house has been ruined now,
Speaker 1: so that's what I was awakened too. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I know. And then I was like, I can't get mad.
Speaker 1: Their dogs. It happens, it's an accident, so I'm slapping
Speaker 1: the eight by ten rug out down the stairs. It
Speaker 1: was a whole dramatic thing. I almost went on the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast and I was like, no one cares
Speaker 1: about this, but here we are talking about it on
Speaker 1: the episode. Wait, what was um? What was excitating before
Speaker 1: the Oh? So I'm awake because I've just been white
Speaker 1: lotus right scrubbing and I almost text you because when
Speaker 1: you said that, Kendra list downloaded the soundtrack. What the
Speaker 1: music doesn't even make any sense to me. What is
Speaker 1: she listening to? I don't know. She said she listens
Speaker 1: to it. I almost listened to it today when I
Speaker 1: was writing emails, but then I was like, I need
Speaker 1: to pay time in these emails. I'm gonna listen to
Speaker 1: it after you call me with some dirt, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to it while I'm running errands and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a freaking er and I have
Speaker 1: to run, and I'm so pissed about it. And I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been labeled and judged. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: is it weird when you say running errands because your
Speaker 1: name is Eron? Like? Do you stop yourself? Kind of
Speaker 1: just I would just do it silent, you know, No,
Speaker 1: I know as you're saying, and I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: she thinks about that. No she doesn't. Okay, go what
Speaker 1: do you have dog poop? No? I'm sorry about the splatter.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a really tough word. By the way, splatter.
Speaker 1: It was loves it splatter, but it was it was
Speaker 1: it was like a hazmat suit experience. And as I'm
Speaker 1: cleaning it, I'm like, why am I trying to say this?
Speaker 1: This is not okay? Anyways, go ahead? What was wrong
Speaker 1: with his tummy? I don't know. It's probably my fault
Speaker 1: because he's on this me. You know, my dog has lupus. Again,
Speaker 1: this is the whole but again, but do but does he?
Speaker 1: I have to believe the vet, the vet tan you
Speaker 1: have something. I can't be like, Hey, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to buy that medicine for the dog for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. The dog. The vet is the ultimate scam,
Speaker 1: I think, because they could say that the dog has anything,
Speaker 1: and I have to buy the medicine. I'm not because
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Say? Oh, that you're lying?
Speaker 1: Probably is. Meanwhile, now I have to slip my ask
Speaker 1: to Walgreens every other week for a refill on the
Speaker 1: lupus medicine. Does he have lupus? Does he not have lupus?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I need to take him to
Speaker 1: another vet to check out? Does lupus cause you to
Speaker 1: splatter walls? Do we know that? Or no? No? I
Speaker 1: tried to look it up, and I know it's an
Speaker 1: autoimmune thing, but it's maybe the medicine is making a
Speaker 1: stomach upset. But if I don't give him the medicine
Speaker 1: and if he dies of lupas, and I'm never going
Speaker 1: to forgive myself. I mean, it's just the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'll deal with buying a new rug. Will Let's just
Speaker 1: stay with us, Okay, stay with us, viewers and listeners,
Speaker 1: stay with us. Eron's got a good story. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: I could go pick up a new rug for you
Speaker 1: while I'm going to run Errand's um. I have several
Speaker 1: boxes that I had sent to me of clothes because
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what the heck I
Speaker 1: was gonna wear in Canton for the game. I you
Speaker 1: know whatever. I girl put on a couple of lbs
Speaker 1: being in Montana eating tater tots and fried cauliflower whatever.
Speaker 1: I was just looking for some new options. So I
Speaker 1: just went and called the place that I'm sending them
Speaker 1: back to. I swear to God Q the Seinfeld or
Speaker 1: the Curb Your Enthusiasm soundtrack. That's a soundtrack. This is
Speaker 1: such a Seinfeld moment. So I called and I said, Hey, um,
Speaker 1: you guys didn't put a return label inside the box,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to know if you could email me
Speaker 1: one I'd printed out. And they're like, yes, ma'am, um,
Speaker 1: we're no longer sending you return labels. Oh okay, why
Speaker 1: I've been diagnosed with high return syndrome. And I said,
Speaker 1: what is that. I'm not feeling any symptoms at this moment.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bitchy on these hormones. But what what
Speaker 1: would high return risk? I'm a high return risk. What
Speaker 1: does a I returned risk mean? Well, ma'am, you return
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff when you buy it, so we're
Speaker 1: no longer paying for your shipping. You are judging me? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do you know what I do. I buy a
Speaker 1: small and a medium because you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: know how those pants are gonna fit my ass. That day,
Speaker 1: I buy a small and memium because sometimes ship runs small.
Speaker 1: I run a clothing line, I know, So don't label
Speaker 1: me high return risk. I mean I am offended. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, let's back up. Are you willing to
Speaker 1: call out? Is it contagious? Are you willing to different
Speaker 1: um call out this individual store or website or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm not because I like them. But they said I
Speaker 1: have a chance if I stop returning my points, it's
Speaker 1: like fucking uber. It's like my points go down and
Speaker 1: so then I'll start getting my label in the goddamn
Speaker 1: are you who knew I'm Ernie. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: that husbands on my ask because I usually don't return
Speaker 1: and I'm eating up the money because I'm too lazy.
Speaker 1: Now just being proactive solution. I need that. But because
Speaker 1: you missed the fourteen day window, my favorite is you
Speaker 1: either missed the fourteen day window. I'm always there on
Speaker 1: the fifteenth day, Oh just missed it? Yesterday was the deadline?
Speaker 1: Or no, this is exchange only. Okay, Well, I don't
Speaker 1: need a four thousand dollar credit to the little boutique
Speaker 1: in San Diego. I'm never fucking coming back down here again.
Speaker 1: You're gonna gave me a gift card and can give
Speaker 1: you a gift card. Okay, I'm gonna lose the gift
Speaker 1: card between the store and the car card somewhere, and
Speaker 1: then I don't know where the gift card went. But
Speaker 1: I can't believe that this is a thing. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of that, and this is a gal that's worked
Speaker 1: in retail. I worked in Nord shrooms, and Nord Shrom's
Speaker 1: policy was always you can return anything. Anytime. There would
Speaker 1: be broads that would bring in clothes that I knew
Speaker 1: for a fact. There was a fucking label excuse my language, mom,
Speaker 1: for Macy's on one the um on one of the
Speaker 1: dresses that this chick tried to return when I was
Speaker 1: working in the TBD section and she's like, I bought
Speaker 1: it here. I'm like, well, it says Macy's. But again,
Speaker 1: you have to return because north From's policy has returned everything.
Speaker 1: But what I've never heard that you can that you're
Speaker 1: a what are what are we calling it? You're a
Speaker 1: high risk returner, high risk return I mean, are the
Speaker 1: symptoms you developed a third eye, you get cystic acne?
Speaker 1: I mean, are you pants? No, I'm kidding, I don't
Speaker 1: say that. Don't say that. Well, I don't. I'll do
Speaker 1: anything for my dog, but oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry to hear that. Well, I know, I mean it's
Speaker 1: it's a big problem I'm having. I mean, wow, I
Speaker 1: have to pay for shipping, but it's just for buying
Speaker 1: a small in a medium and then sending one back.
Speaker 1: I don't know what my size is in your pants, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Well again, as you mentioned, you own a clothing line
Speaker 1: and you would never do such a thing. Where's the
Speaker 1: yelled reviewer? The way, I'm on a tear with Yelp reviews.
Speaker 1: I used to hate you are. Oh yeah, give it.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's not a Yelp review I won't
Speaker 1: do now. I used to be like, hey, I don't
Speaker 1: want to download the app, and then we gotta, like,
Speaker 1: you know, put in the information. Oh no, someone ticks
Speaker 1: me off, Row of Concepts. I'll call him out right now.
Speaker 1: I have been in a struggle with this website. You
Speaker 1: your problems with clothes, I got problems with clients. Coffee tables,
Speaker 1: house and home. There's nothing we won't do for you, you
Speaker 1: you know what, under promise, over deliver. I got some
Speaker 1: real issues with this. My poor client in New York
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want this table, Like we canceled
Speaker 1: the table. They charge her for the table. Then she
Speaker 1: texts me today She's like, they're here to deliver the table.
Speaker 1: I said, are you out of your mind? So now
Speaker 1: I'm spending three hours on the phone with Row Concepts.
Speaker 1: I don't like you. Your yelp review is coming, and
Speaker 1: it's definitely gonna be a negative one, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Now do you do you have the yelp
Speaker 1: review connected to any of your social media or your name?
Speaker 1: Do you have your name on it? I don't know,
Speaker 1: like when you give a bad one, is it like
Speaker 1: at Karissa Thompson h Well, I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: I'm not big on anonymity, so I hope it does
Speaker 1: connect to me. It doesn't say what it I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you read us your yelp review? I mean, are
Speaker 1: you just getting like your rocks off? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'll tell you. Actually, Oh it does
Speaker 1: say Charissa t Hey speak. Yeah, but well I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what this one. This one is gonna take a
Speaker 1: while for me to write the rope Concepts Yelp review,
Speaker 1: But I did write the aforementioned Veterinarian. I had a
Speaker 1: real issue with my previous bet. I obviously have my VET.
Speaker 1: I wrote a yell review. They were so rude to me.
Speaker 1: It was no wifiing. Am I in Montana? What's going
Speaker 1: on here? Um? As soon as they pull it up,
Speaker 1: I'll put it on our social This was a doozy.
Speaker 1: I went in on this VET. I said, oh forget it.
Speaker 1: That's what actually snowballed my interest in Yelp because I
Speaker 1: was so angry about them overcharging me. Oh yeah, there
Speaker 1: it is Shane's veterinarian clinic. That's the one. Would you
Speaker 1: right there? Oh? What didn't I right there? This was
Speaker 1: the worst VET I've ever been to. They quoted wrong
Speaker 1: appointment times, made both of my dogs wait to be
Speaker 1: looked at when my dogs were clearly in a bad state,
Speaker 1: one with excessive itching, the other with a big nose.
Speaker 1: Service was terrible, not friendly. And I wouldn't recommend anyone
Speaker 1: go there. And I am the least critical first and
Speaker 1: I wrote that, I wrote again is your name on it?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, criss at And he said, and I'm
Speaker 1: the least critical person. So this takes a lot for
Speaker 1: me to write this, but I am shocked and how
Speaker 1: bad my experience was here? Yep, there it is. Hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to read a bad review someone wrote
Speaker 1: about us? I saw this a couple weeks ago. Do
Speaker 1: you want to see this? Uh? Hey, we're taping this,
Speaker 1: but welcome Scott to the podcast. So here's a bad
Speaker 1: review somebody wrote about us. I was checking it out
Speaker 1: stick to sports. We got one star. Lazy and unoriginal,
Speaker 1: my ass we are, No, I'm a high risk return
Speaker 1: So I I'm not lazy and unoriginal. I am a
Speaker 1: high risk unreturned. And you know what, I'm not lazy.
Speaker 1: I'm writing yail reviews. I'm out here in the streets
Speaker 1: reviewing things. The best part about it is I'm not alone.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of one and two stars here, so
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling you know, well, we got one and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna still read it. I am still a fan
Speaker 1: of Aaron's work in sports broadcasting. While don't be anymore,
Speaker 1: because if you're gonna call me lazy and in original,
Speaker 1: I don't need you, but highly suggest that anyone who
Speaker 1: planned on returning to the movie theaters this fall completely
Speaker 1: avoid the episode with Matt Damon. Why because I said
Speaker 1: spoiler alert when I was like, hey, you know the
Speaker 1: one part dude, get a life. Seriously, a high school
Speaker 1: student reporter has better journalistic intuition than to right give
Speaker 1: away the plot and ending of a yet to be
Speaker 1: released movie that she's interviewing an A list actor about
Speaker 1: whatever comma. I guess that tracks with the lack of
Speaker 1: any planning or any interesting topics covered on this show before.
Speaker 1: Now stick to sports. Indeed, got up and dribble. I mean,
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? You know what? Actually I
Speaker 1: welcome criticism. Okay, so let's go. If there's any more
Speaker 1: of you out there, we take all criticism seriously and
Speaker 1: then laugh about that. This is what I want to say.
Speaker 1: What do you do? And you know what, I'm coming
Speaker 1: to your work and I'm gonna sit there and be
Speaker 1: like this, you are not doing a good job. Stick
Speaker 1: to something else. Hey, um, how about when people write
Speaker 1: you're an idiot and they use the wrong use of
Speaker 1: your and I'm like, yeah, all heart that, you know what.
Speaker 1: Look as my mom likes to say, of course, and
Speaker 1: you don't like everyone, so not everyone should like you?
Speaker 1: And tell you who doesn't like me? Shane Veterinarian Clinic
Speaker 1: and Rogue Concepts. You know what I mean? No, that's fine. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, anyone's welcome to write a negative review
Speaker 1: on us. It's not gonna keep us down. I can
Speaker 1: do a negative review. It's called Twitter or Instagram for me,
Speaker 1: every time I have a gamer show on. It's like,
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews, your nose is too big? Aaron Andrews, What
Speaker 1: a dumb question? Aaron Andrews, You sound like a like
Speaker 1: nails on a chalkboard. Go to hell, so sick of it?
Speaker 1: Just shut up? You shut up. You come to this
Speaker 1: football stadium and you try say it to my face.
Speaker 1: To say it with your chest, I'll say with my
Speaker 1: chest and wearing a sports brawl, I'll pound this all day.
Speaker 1: It's like rought it up against a brick wall. Am
Speaker 1: I bleeding? This was a great vent session. It all
Speaker 1: went wrong when I became a high risk. Have we
Speaker 1: been recording? It's fine, I'll tell you fine. You know
Speaker 1: what willis? Oh, he's nowhere to be found. He was
Speaker 1: he was upset with my critique of him, he was
Speaker 1: gonna go work on his splatter baby bear face. Um, well,
Speaker 1: this has been cathartic. I'm gonna tell Dr Krausman I
Speaker 1: don't need his services tomorrow. You know, I had an
Speaker 1: appointment at three o'clock, but I feel like I got
Speaker 1: it all off my chest anyway. Anyways, Um, Dorothy from
Speaker 1: New Jersey, thanks for your review. Dirty Door Babing Up Splatter.
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