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Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Krissa is a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio to all you kids at home, just

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Speaker 1: freeze your eggs now and with that, welcome into another

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Speaker 1: episode of Calm Down Podcast. I am going to say, though, Aaron,

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Speaker 1: that that is a good point. My sister told me

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Speaker 1: back when I was I think and I didn't listen Chalker,

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Speaker 1: that I should have frozen my eggs way back then.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I have plenty of times. She's like,

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Speaker 1: it's not about the time, it's about that you get

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Speaker 1: twenty seven year old eggs versus my now thirty nine

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Speaker 1: year old eggs. Anyways, um hi everyone, for those of

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Speaker 1: you just joining, has been incredible about her journey through infertility,

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Speaker 1: and I am always reminded as I am daily that

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Speaker 1: I need to do another round of freezing myself. So

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Speaker 1: I'm going to check in on my girl. Um, I

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Speaker 1: know we just got back from an appointment. How's everything going?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to share? Everything's good, I was

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Speaker 1: telling Jared last night. So I'm on day seven of drugs,

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Speaker 1: which look I'm forty three. I'm proud of my body.

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Speaker 1: You should be your body's great, thanks said proud of

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Speaker 1: what it's been able to do and produce. But like

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Speaker 1: everybody's been asking, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: And this is my seventh time on this iv F journey,

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Speaker 1: and I've been feeling okay. But last night we had dinner,

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Speaker 1: my stomach's bruise. There was really nowhere to poke myself.

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Speaker 1: You know. Jared sitting in the hallway because he's not

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Speaker 1: I said no, I'm fine, And then I went upstairs

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Speaker 1: but this is it. This is what I was telling him.

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Speaker 1: I came downstairs. He goes, you okay, and I said yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then this is what I thought out when I

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Speaker 1: was coming down. I was like, this is what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna let you know about right now. I'm hormonal. This

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Speaker 1: is like if you drink way too much and you

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Speaker 1: away too much and you're like, okay, this is the alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I just need to like sleep this off or let

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Speaker 1: this get out of me. And yeah, it's not how

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Speaker 1: you really feel. It is. You're being impacted. You're putting

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Speaker 1: hormones in your body. Of course you're going to be

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Speaker 1: a shipload by the way, like so many. Yeah, Burn,

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Speaker 1: you're doing great, sweetie, You're doing great and doing the great.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't have a better partner for that, because no

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Speaker 1: But this is the thing for anyone that's not done, Ivy,

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Speaker 1: over with all the all the presents, fas Harbor Day,

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Speaker 1: I mean, any holiday. Do it, because not only, and

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Speaker 1: I will say this, are you pumping hormones into yourself

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Speaker 1: to produce eggs at a rapid pace. You are also

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Speaker 1: told stay off coffee, so I had decap no drinking.

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Speaker 1: Those are my two favorite things. Then they take the

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Speaker 1: no coffee, no alcohol, no working out. Then you are

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Speaker 1: prodded blood every single day. Well, then you have to

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Speaker 1: more things that said, yeah, Gal, who reads the instructions.

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Speaker 1: That's not your fault. Again, we might lose an audience here. Men.

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Speaker 1: But men, I'm telling you you want to hear this

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Speaker 1: because you need to advocate for the woman in your life,

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Speaker 1: whether it's a sister, it's a girl, friend, a friend, whatever,

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Speaker 1: But it's like, what I think would help me is

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Speaker 1: So we were sitting in your kitchen in Montana talking

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Speaker 1: to it. I almost listened to it today when I

420
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Speaker 1: was writing emails, but then I was like, I need

421
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Speaker 1: to pay time in these emails. I'm gonna listen to

422
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 1: it after you call me with some dirt, and then

423
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to it while I'm running errands and

424
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a freaking er and I have

425
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,439
Speaker 1: to run, and I'm so pissed about it. And I

426
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: feel like I've been labeled and judged. Wait, hold on,

427
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,239
Speaker 1: is it weird when you say running errands because your

428
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 1: name is Eron? Like? Do you stop yourself? Kind of

429
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 1: just I would just do it silent, you know, No,

430
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Speaker 1: I know as you're saying, and I was like, oh, no,

431
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Speaker 1: she thinks about that. No she doesn't. Okay, go what

432
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: do you have dog poop? No? I'm sorry about the splatter.

433
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: I mean that's a really tough word. By the way, splatter.

434
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Speaker 1: It was loves it splatter, but it was it was

435
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 1: it was like a hazmat suit experience. And as I'm

436
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 1: cleaning it, I'm like, why am I trying to say this?

437
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 1: This is not okay? Anyways, go ahead? What was wrong

438
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: with his tummy? I don't know. It's probably my fault

439
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 1: because he's on this me. You know, my dog has lupus. Again,

440
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: this is the whole but again, but do but does he?

441
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: I have to believe the vet, the vet tan you

442
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 1: have something. I can't be like, Hey, I'm not going

443
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 1: to buy that medicine for the dog for the rest

444
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: of my life. The dog. The vet is the ultimate scam,

445
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: I think, because they could say that the dog has anything,

446
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: and I have to buy the medicine. I'm not because

447
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Say? Oh, that you're lying?

448
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 1: Probably is. Meanwhile, now I have to slip my ask

449
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: to Walgreens every other week for a refill on the

450
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: lupus medicine. Does he have lupus? Does he not have lupus?

451
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I need to take him to

452
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: another vet to check out? Does lupus cause you to

453
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: splatter walls? Do we know that? Or no? No? I

454
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: tried to look it up, and I know it's an

455
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: autoimmune thing, but it's maybe the medicine is making a

456
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 1: stomach upset. But if I don't give him the medicine

457
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 1: and if he dies of lupas, and I'm never going

458
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 1: to forgive myself. I mean, it's just the whole thing.

459
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: I'll deal with buying a new rug. Will Let's just

460
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 1: stay with us, Okay, stay with us, viewers and listeners,

461
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 1: stay with us. Eron's got a good story. Well, maybe

462
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 1: I could go pick up a new rug for you

463
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: while I'm going to run Errand's um. I have several

464
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Speaker 1: boxes that I had sent to me of clothes because

465
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what the heck I

466
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 1: was gonna wear in Canton for the game. I you

467
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: know whatever. I girl put on a couple of lbs

468
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 1: being in Montana eating tater tots and fried cauliflower whatever.

469
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: I was just looking for some new options. So I

470
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 1: just went and called the place that I'm sending them

471
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Speaker 1: back to. I swear to God Q the Seinfeld or

472
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: the Curb Your Enthusiasm soundtrack. That's a soundtrack. This is

473
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 1: such a Seinfeld moment. So I called and I said, Hey, um,

474
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: you guys didn't put a return label inside the box,

475
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: so I wanted to know if you could email me

476
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: one I'd printed out. And they're like, yes, ma'am, um,

477
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: we're no longer sending you return labels. Oh okay, why

478
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: I've been diagnosed with high return syndrome. And I said,

479
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: what is that. I'm not feeling any symptoms at this moment.

480
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm a little bitchy on these hormones. But what what

481
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: would high return risk? I'm a high return risk. What

482
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 1: does a I returned risk mean? Well, ma'am, you return

483
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff when you buy it, so we're

484
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: no longer paying for your shipping. You are judging me? Yes,

485
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: I do you know what I do. I buy a

486
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: small and a medium because you know what, I don't

487
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: know how those pants are gonna fit my ass. That day,

488
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: I buy a small and memium because sometimes ship runs small.

489
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: I run a clothing line, I know, So don't label

490
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: me high return risk. I mean I am offended. Okay,

491
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: first of all, let's back up. Are you willing to

492
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: call out? Is it contagious? Are you willing to different

493
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: um call out this individual store or website or whatever.

494
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: I'm not because I like them. But they said I

495
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: have a chance if I stop returning my points, it's

496
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: like fucking uber. It's like my points go down and

497
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: so then I'll start getting my label in the goddamn

498
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: are you who knew I'm Ernie. I didn't know that

499
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: that husbands on my ask because I usually don't return

500
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: and I'm eating up the money because I'm too lazy.

501
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: Now just being proactive solution. I need that. But because

502
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: you missed the fourteen day window, my favorite is you

503
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: either missed the fourteen day window. I'm always there on

504
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: the fifteenth day, Oh just missed it? Yesterday was the deadline?

505
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: Or no, this is exchange only. Okay, Well, I don't

506
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: need a four thousand dollar credit to the little boutique

507
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: in San Diego. I'm never fucking coming back down here again.

508
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna gave me a gift card and can give

509
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: you a gift card. Okay, I'm gonna lose the gift

510
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: card between the store and the car card somewhere, and

511
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: then I don't know where the gift card went. But

512
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe that this is a thing. I've never

513
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 1: heard of that, and this is a gal that's worked

514
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: in retail. I worked in Nord shrooms, and Nord Shrom's

515
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: policy was always you can return anything. Anytime. There would

516
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: be broads that would bring in clothes that I knew

517
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: for a fact. There was a fucking label excuse my language, mom,

518
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: for Macy's on one the um on one of the

519
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: dresses that this chick tried to return when I was

520
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: working in the TBD section and she's like, I bought

521
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: it here. I'm like, well, it says Macy's. But again,

522
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 1: you have to return because north From's policy has returned everything.

523
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: But what I've never heard that you can that you're

524
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: a what are what are we calling it? You're a

525
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: high risk returner, high risk return I mean, are the

526
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: symptoms you developed a third eye, you get cystic acne?

527
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: I mean, are you pants? No, I'm kidding, I don't

528
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: say that. Don't say that. Well, I don't. I'll do

529
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: anything for my dog, but oh my god, I'm so

530
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: sorry to hear that. Well, I know, I mean it's

531
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: it's a big problem I'm having. I mean, wow, I

532
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: have to pay for shipping, but it's just for buying

533
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: a small in a medium and then sending one back.

534
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what my size is in your pants, ma'am.

535
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 1: Well again, as you mentioned, you own a clothing line

536
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: and you would never do such a thing. Where's the

537
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: yelled reviewer? The way, I'm on a tear with Yelp reviews.

538
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: I used to hate you are. Oh yeah, give it.

539
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: By the way, there's not a Yelp review I won't

540
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: do now. I used to be like, hey, I don't

541
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: want to download the app, and then we gotta, like,

542
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: you know, put in the information. Oh no, someone ticks

543
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: me off, Row of Concepts. I'll call him out right now.

544
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: I have been in a struggle with this website. You

545
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: your problems with clothes, I got problems with clients. Coffee tables,

546
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: house and home. There's nothing we won't do for you, you

547
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,479
Speaker 1: you know what, under promise, over deliver. I got some

548
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: real issues with this. My poor client in New York

549
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want this table, Like we canceled

550
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: the table. They charge her for the table. Then she

551
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: texts me today She's like, they're here to deliver the table.

552
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: I said, are you out of your mind? So now

553
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: I'm spending three hours on the phone with Row Concepts.

554
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't like you. Your yelp review is coming, and

555
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: it's definitely gonna be a negative one, you know what

556
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: I mean? Now do you do you have the yelp

557
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: review connected to any of your social media or your name?

558
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: Do you have your name on it? I don't know,

559
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: like when you give a bad one, is it like

560
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: at Karissa Thompson h Well, I don't know. I mean

561
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm not big on anonymity, so I hope it does

562
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,239
Speaker 1: connect to me. It doesn't say what it I don't know.

563
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: Can you read us your yelp review? I mean, are

564
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 1: you just getting like your rocks off? What are you doing?

565
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'll tell you. Actually, Oh it does

566
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: say Charissa t Hey speak. Yeah, but well I'll tell

567
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: you what this one. This one is gonna take a

568
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: while for me to write the rope Concepts Yelp review,

569
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: But I did write the aforementioned Veterinarian. I had a

570
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: real issue with my previous bet. I obviously have my VET.

571
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,959
Speaker 1: I wrote a yell review. They were so rude to me.

572
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: It was no wifiing. Am I in Montana? What's going

573
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: on here? Um? As soon as they pull it up,

574
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: I'll put it on our social This was a doozy.

575
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: I went in on this VET. I said, oh forget it.

576
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: That's what actually snowballed my interest in Yelp because I

577
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: was so angry about them overcharging me. Oh yeah, there

578
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: it is Shane's veterinarian clinic. That's the one. Would you

579
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: right there? Oh? What didn't I right there? This was

580
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: the worst VET I've ever been to. They quoted wrong

581
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: appointment times, made both of my dogs wait to be

582
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: looked at when my dogs were clearly in a bad state,

583
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: one with excessive itching, the other with a big nose.

584
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: Service was terrible, not friendly. And I wouldn't recommend anyone

585
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: go there. And I am the least critical first and

586
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: I wrote that, I wrote again is your name on it?

587
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, criss at And he said, and I'm

588
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: the least critical person. So this takes a lot for

589
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: me to write this, but I am shocked and how

590
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: bad my experience was here? Yep, there it is. Hey,

591
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: do you want to read a bad review someone wrote

592
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: about us? I saw this a couple weeks ago. Do

593
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: you want to see this? Uh? Hey, we're taping this,

594
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: but welcome Scott to the podcast. So here's a bad

595
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: review somebody wrote about us. I was checking it out

596
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: stick to sports. We got one star. Lazy and unoriginal,

597
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: my ass we are, No, I'm a high risk return

598
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: So I I'm not lazy and unoriginal. I am a

599
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: high risk unreturned. And you know what, I'm not lazy.

600
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm writing yail reviews. I'm out here in the streets

601
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: reviewing things. The best part about it is I'm not alone.

602
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: There's a lot of one and two stars here, so

603
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling you know, well, we got one and

604
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna still read it. I am still a fan

605
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: of Aaron's work in sports broadcasting. While don't be anymore,

606
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: because if you're gonna call me lazy and in original,

607
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: I don't need you, but highly suggest that anyone who

608
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: planned on returning to the movie theaters this fall completely

609
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: avoid the episode with Matt Damon. Why because I said

610
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: spoiler alert when I was like, hey, you know the

611
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: one part dude, get a life. Seriously, a high school

612
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: student reporter has better journalistic intuition than to right give

613
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: away the plot and ending of a yet to be

614
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: released movie that she's interviewing an A list actor about

615
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: whatever comma. I guess that tracks with the lack of

616
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: any planning or any interesting topics covered on this show before.

617
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Now stick to sports. Indeed, got up and dribble. I mean,

618
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? You know what? Actually I

619
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: welcome criticism. Okay, so let's go. If there's any more

620
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: of you out there, we take all criticism seriously and

621
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: then laugh about that. This is what I want to say.

622
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: What do you do? And you know what, I'm coming

623
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: to your work and I'm gonna sit there and be

624
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: like this, you are not doing a good job. Stick

625
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: to something else. Hey, um, how about when people write

626
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: you're an idiot and they use the wrong use of

627
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: your and I'm like, yeah, all heart that, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Look as my mom likes to say, of course, and

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Speaker 1: you don't like everyone, so not everyone should like you?

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Speaker 1: And tell you who doesn't like me? Shane Veterinarian Clinic

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Speaker 1: and Rogue Concepts. You know what I mean? No, that's fine. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what, anyone's welcome to write a negative review

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Speaker 1: on us. It's not gonna keep us down. I can

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Speaker 1: do a negative review. It's called Twitter or Instagram for me,

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Speaker 1: every time I have a gamer show on. It's like,

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Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews, your nose is too big? Aaron Andrews, What

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Speaker 1: a dumb question? Aaron Andrews, You sound like a like

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Speaker 1: nails on a chalkboard. Go to hell, so sick of it?

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Speaker 1: Just shut up? You shut up. You come to this

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Speaker 1: football stadium and you try say it to my face.

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Speaker 1: To say it with your chest, I'll say with my

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Speaker 1: chest and wearing a sports brawl, I'll pound this all day.

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Speaker 1: It's like rought it up against a brick wall. Am

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Speaker 1: I bleeding? This was a great vent session. It all

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Speaker 1: went wrong when I became a high risk. Have we

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Speaker 1: been recording? It's fine, I'll tell you fine. You know

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Speaker 1: what willis? Oh, he's nowhere to be found. He was

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Speaker 1: he was upset with my critique of him, he was

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Speaker 1: gonna go work on his splatter baby bear face. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: this has been cathartic. I'm gonna tell Dr Krausman I

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Speaker 1: don't need his services tomorrow. You know, I had an

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Speaker 1: appointment at three o'clock, but I feel like I got

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Speaker 1: it all off my chest anyway. Anyways, Um, Dorothy from

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Speaker 1: New Jersey, thanks for your review. Dirty Door Babing Up Splatter.

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