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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. We're literally thousands of UFOs

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Speaker 1: in the skies last night over Seattle, the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: That's a text. We just got in at four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. And I don't think what you saw

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Speaker 1: were UFOs, guys, those were just a starling. Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: a starling? It's the satellites that Elon Musk just created

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Speaker 1: and threw up in the atmosphere for people to use

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Speaker 1: Internet on. It's Elon Musk's satellite Internet. Yeah. He made

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Speaker 1: up a Wi Fi and is in the air right. Oh,

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Speaker 1: why you haven't heard starlink Bennett? No, okay, well Son, yes,

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Speaker 1: but satellites sort of yeah, but it's a wait are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, they look like UFOs though it's crazy

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Speaker 1: you don't see them all the time, but they make

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Speaker 1: their way around the world and they're like in line

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Speaker 1: and it looks like UFOs. It's like a line of

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Speaker 1: lights that you'll see go through the sky. So maybe

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Speaker 1: Starlink was in the sky last night. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I do know that this isn't the first we've heard

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Speaker 1: of UFOs though in the area, because yesterday for the

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Internet Question, we were talking about conspiracy theory, and

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Speaker 1: we got this phone call In case you missed that,

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite conspiracy theory? It says, here you saw

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Speaker 1: a flying saucer. I did. I did, and I really

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Speaker 1: really saw it. I was coming back from work about

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Speaker 1: eleven o'clock at night. I was leaving up on Clyde

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Speaker 1: Hill way back then, and I saw this red light

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Speaker 1: hovering up high up in the sky, and I thought,

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Speaker 1: when the heck is that? And I looked at it

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Speaker 1: than I was just standing in there for about ten

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Speaker 1: soccer on sixteen soccers and I was going to get

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Speaker 1: out of the car and take a picture. Back then,

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Speaker 1: we had those old cameras, you know, way back in

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Speaker 1: the day. And the minute that I was getting out

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Speaker 1: of the car, the thing was zoom gone. I thought, oh,

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Speaker 1: I think I know what that is. Yeah, really, but

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that they didn't take me. You know what

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Speaker 1: you said. It was in the Fine Hill area in Bellevue. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's where Bill Gates lives. Oh my god, I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of was Bill Gates Bill Gates in

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Speaker 1: seventy eight, like, was he already starting to be Bill Gates.

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Speaker 1: He didn't become a billionaire until nineteen eighty six, so

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Speaker 1: he might have been on the verse. He was on

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Speaker 1: the way, he was on the way, he was on

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Speaker 1: the come up. Holy crap, yep, that was probably his mothership.

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Speaker 1: I think Bill Gates might be an alien. And I

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Speaker 1: think you saw him getting dropped off from the party

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Speaker 1: he was because he partied a lot. And we just

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Speaker 1: solved it. Yeah, wow, we figured out. Did you know

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Speaker 1: that Washington State has the most UFO sightings in America?

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Speaker 1: The most? Yeah, I used to because the studio is

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Speaker 1: downtown Seattle, right, and Alex and I live in Kirkland,

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Speaker 1: so we drive in twenty minutes whatever, doesn't matter. But like,

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Speaker 1: um walked, you know, drive to the station and I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: it is like walking dead out here, right. Zombies They're

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Speaker 1: not zombies, they're aliens. Washington has the most UFO sightings

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Speaker 1: in America. You know what, I think Washington had the

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Speaker 1: first UFO sighting ever. Oh I'm pretty sure. Yeah, really

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Speaker 1: in a fascinating Yeah. I don't want to be on

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Speaker 1: my phone right now because then I wouldn't be listening

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Speaker 1: and I would look it up. But I heard it

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Speaker 1: was nineteen forty seven. Really, in nineteen forty seven, the

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Speaker 1: first year of post setting every why haven't we've been

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Speaker 1: abducted them? Because I've always want to get ducted by aliens.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, they came back like in that period

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Speaker 1: of time for a couple of decades and like trying

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Speaker 1: to figure us out or help us, and we scared them.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. Aliens. They were abducting people

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Speaker 1: like a lot back in the sixties and fifties and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You hear about it, right, even the seventies, And I

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Speaker 1: think that that's what happened, is the aliens came and

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Speaker 1: they started abducting people, but they abducted them in places

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Speaker 1: and like on these small streets where nobody was around,

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Speaker 1: so they picked up people. They're just kind of like hicks, right,

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Speaker 1: you know. And then they were like, wow, we don't

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Speaker 1: want to make any more contact, never again. And then

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Speaker 1: they never came back. Because if you watched any documentaries

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Speaker 1: of the people that were abducted by UFOs, they're usually

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Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I don't know what happened else there,

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Speaker 1: I was punching the UFOE in the face, saying take

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Speaker 1: them back home, you know, so we never want to

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Speaker 1: go back. Yeah, I was thinking I met a couple

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Speaker 1: of things into a UFOE and then three days later

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Speaker 1: dropped off the side of the road and the desert. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then has a crazy story. I would just like

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Speaker 1: to say that Alex is an alien expert, because you

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Speaker 1: were right. The first UFO sighting was June twenty eight,

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Speaker 1: nineteen forty seven. And Marie Island, Washington, is that you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to know this, not me. I'm I think he's

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Speaker 1: buy a big mountain, maybe Rainier or maybe harl And Map. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that is is not by either. It's it's just I'm

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Speaker 1: wondering how people really seeing like ufols. Are they just

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Speaker 1: like under the influence and looking at the space needle.

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Speaker 1: I've been hammered before and I thought the space needle

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Speaker 1: was the UFO. Plenty of times whatever someone says they've

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Speaker 1: seen an alien or uf I'm like, yeah, I remember

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Speaker 1: my first time taking an edible. The Jewels Show on

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