Speaker 1: Yeah, I go all right. Look, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do the The camera does not like it's not
Speaker 1: strong enough to hold it up. Right?
Speaker 2: Is there a disc underneath the camera that you can tighten?
Speaker 1: The camera disc is fine, it's the arm that hold Look.
Speaker 1: Look you can't see it because you're not looking.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to make us on camera too. We're live.
Speaker 1: Look, this part doesn't hold.
Speaker 2: It up all. I'm gonna come look at it.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Keep listening to our truck drivers out there. Guys, we'll
Speaker 2: be with you in a second.
Speaker 1: I'm so frustrated. I'm coming, but you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to do anything.
Speaker 2: I'm fixing your camera.
Speaker 1: I bet you a dollar. You can't fix it. Get
Speaker 1: it to stand up. Wow, you got to stand up. Now,
Speaker 1: let it go, Let it go. It's this thing that
Speaker 1: connects to the pole. But now I'm not in it.
Speaker 2: Well, then twist it.
Speaker 1: Damn you did it? What was I twisting? I was
Speaker 1: twisting this black thing right here? Hey, I was twisting
Speaker 1: this knob. Couldn't get that. I didn't know about that knob.
Speaker 1: That's my fault. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, now you have to put the lights up because
Speaker 2: you're kind of Oh my gosh, are we really live?
Speaker 2: No that I don't think that still works. I don't
Speaker 2: want to risk it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could have him come by and show us
Speaker 1: how to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's here today.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I mean. Maybe we could have hit
Speaker 1: him up and hey, would you come by and show us?
Speaker 2: I do love having this sun just beating down on me?
Speaker 1: What up, dude?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm just gonna title this one. Fix the camera.
Speaker 2: You just needed to put something up.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: We fixed the camera. Now we just got to figure
Speaker 2: out how to do the live and then we'll be
Speaker 2: able to do it Instagram, YouTube lives and you guys
Speaker 2: can comment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so you're already ending the video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just needs to be short. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let's actually do a podcast. Turn those damn lights out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean they beat dude, they beat
Speaker 2: down on me. I'm gonna have a sunburn. We can't
Speaker 2: even turt off lights. This is there.
Speaker 1: You go. We got a great pod today.
Speaker 2: I already know what you're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1: No, I don't get a crap. I don't give a
Speaker 1: crap about the torpedo bats.
Speaker 2: Hey man, get me a burrito. I said, a burrito,
Speaker 2: not a torpedo.
Speaker 1: Because if they do torpedo bats, if everybody uses them,
Speaker 1: it just evens it out, so I don't really care, and.
Speaker 2: It just shifts the biggest part of the bat to
Speaker 2: the middle a little bit and you can barely tell.
Speaker 2: But there are twelve guys using them.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of home runs being hit. And
Speaker 1: I will say this, guys when they're playing in Oakland
Speaker 1: at I mean Sacramento, Vegas. No Sacramento, know over hit
Speaker 1: the over in runs.
Speaker 2: Because they're playing in a minor league stadium.
Speaker 1: Dude, yes, they It was eighteen to one on what
Speaker 1: was that Monday night? Last night? It was like seven
Speaker 1: to four, six to four, eight to four. I don't
Speaker 1: even know the final score, ten to six. They're they're
Speaker 1: hitting the ball on that ballpark like freaking awesome, because what.
Speaker 2: The mud hens play there or something. I don't know,
Speaker 2: the whiskey dicks or what do they call themselves?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, man, I'm ready to tell a story. We
Speaker 2: gotta start the show.
Speaker 1: This started off terribly.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Usually the worst ones are
Speaker 2: the best ones, guys. Arnold is headed to the final four.
Speaker 2: He will check in on Friday's pod. He is gonna
Speaker 2: be on the river Walk interviewing people, talking all sorts
Speaker 2: of celebs. He will be there for Duke Houston, Florida,
Speaker 2: and Auburn, all the number ones. It's kind of chalky,
Speaker 2: he said, but it's also pretty wet. And by that,
Speaker 2: I mean he's drinking a lot. He's soaked, soak it.
Speaker 2: He pre soaked on the plane and now he's sopping wet.
Speaker 2: There credit to Justin on that. Yeah, Justin calls when
Speaker 2: you get drunk getting soaked, and Justin also calls what
Speaker 2: it's somebody's birthday? You see? You say instead of saying
Speaker 2: HBD or happy birthday, you say candles and cake.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, candles and cake. I like that one. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a Broway, that's kind of fun. Hey, candles
Speaker 1: and cake, Candles and cake.
Speaker 2: Bro All right, we gotta do it live. We oh
Speaker 2: the one, two, three?
Speaker 1: So loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's says, and I'm from the North. I'm an
Speaker 2: alpha male. I live on the northwestern side of Nashville, Tennessee,
Speaker 2: near Indian Lake. It's absolutely beautiful and gorgeous two point
Speaker 2: two acres with Baser my wife. We have been married
Speaker 2: a solid five years. Congrats to us. Heyo, heyo. And
Speaker 2: we will die of a heart attack, me specifically two.
Speaker 2: We do have two point two kids that Justin checks
Speaker 2: on at the Vanderbilt clinic every single day. God bless him.
Speaker 2: Lunch over to you.
Speaker 1: So I promised the story last pod about always gonna
Speaker 1: bring someone for the friend. There's always Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring someone for your friend. And I had a fantastic
Speaker 1: story about when I was before I was married. I
Speaker 1: was single and I had a roommate named Mark. And
Speaker 1: this is back in the MySpace days, right, And this
Speaker 1: chick hits me on MySpace friend request boom, hottie blonde
Speaker 1: short and.
Speaker 2: Starts chatting short. Continue.
Speaker 1: She starts chatting it up with me, chatting it up
Speaker 1: with me, sending me messages. And she was like a
Speaker 1: sophomore or junior at A and M Texas A and
Speaker 1: M University. The the Texas A and M University.
Speaker 2: In Australia. They don't say chatting to me, they say,
Speaker 2: chatting me up, So please refer to it as.
Speaker 1: That chatting it up. No chatting, oh, chatting me up. Sorry,
Speaker 1: she was chatting me up. And she was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: we should get together sometime. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Houston this weekend for astros gating me
Speaker 1: and my roommate Mark. And she's like, how about I
Speaker 1: meet you there.
Speaker 2: I never met this chick going to an ass tro's game.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, you know, but I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: with my roommate. And she was like, I'll bring my
Speaker 1: friend for your roommate. And I'm like okay. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: we get out of class kind of late on Friday,
Speaker 1: so you know, we wouldn't be able to make it
Speaker 1: in time for the game. And I said, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I can just leave your name
Speaker 1: at the front desk and add you to our reservation baller.
Speaker 1: And so, because we had a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cinnamon and Sugar.
Speaker 1: And so me and Mark are just sitting there talking like, dang, dude,
Speaker 1: we don't even know these chicks. We could be leaving
Speaker 1: them access to our hotel room. They could take everything
Speaker 1: we have. They could take our car. Our geys, go
Speaker 1: out and get in our car and drive away, take
Speaker 1: all of our crap. We have no idea that was
Speaker 1: your concern. Well why not?
Speaker 2: I mean, robberies didn't happen back then. Continue your story
Speaker 2: and I'm a blingering just started about ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh it, robberies happened. Bro, Are you serious I'd write
Speaker 1: to this story. I'll tell you the other story. Dude.
Speaker 2: I can't even go to the park around town. Not
Speaker 2: to change the point, baser goes, Oh, I got robbed
Speaker 2: there one time. We can't go awesome, I won't run anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well here's new. Here's the deal. So im and
Speaker 1: then you don't even if they're gonna be as hot
Speaker 1: as you don't even if she's gonna be hot, because
Speaker 1: you know what you put on my space. Who knows
Speaker 1: if she's hot.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I missed the beginning of this story for
Speaker 2: our truckers. Oh my god, that we're pocket pooling. Just
Speaker 2: say the first two seconds of the story again.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you missed the beginning of the story.
Speaker 2: It's actually trying to think in my head how I'm
Speaker 2: gonna transfer that audio and video onto YouTube. So what
Speaker 2: did you say you met him on YouTube? It's actually
Speaker 2: important for me to.
Speaker 1: Know this is going to be the worst podcast in
Speaker 1: the history of sore losers. Now, where did you meet him?
Speaker 1: This chick hit me on my Space back in my Space.
Speaker 2: Now just seemed to hear that ten year damn store.
Speaker 1: We started messaging back and forth, and she was like,
Speaker 1: we should get She was junior at Texas A and M.
Speaker 1: She's like, we should get together sometime. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Houston this weekend because it's not
Speaker 1: that far from college station. And she's like, I can
Speaker 1: drive over there and meet you. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my roommate. We're going to you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of astros games. We're staying at the Ombni.
Speaker 2: Downtown doing guy things.
Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, well, I can bring like my
Speaker 1: friend or my roommate, you know, for your roommate. They'll
Speaker 1: probably hit it off above it two and I mean
Speaker 1: this goes short blonde, I mean nice rack, And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: bring your friend, Like, I mean, sure, my roommate will
Speaker 1: we find this is what I mean. My roommate was
Speaker 1: always down to jump on the grenade, no matter what
Speaker 1: he was already in. And he hadn't even seen the girl,
Speaker 1: hadn't even seen the girl.
Speaker 2: That's a bro.
Speaker 1: And the fact that this girl is gonna bring a
Speaker 1: friend and her friend has never seen my roommate.
Speaker 2: Can we get a waysize chess size?
Speaker 1: But the only problem was they weren't gonna make it
Speaker 1: in time for the game. They were gonna have to
Speaker 1: get there later tue the game.
Speaker 2: You got two chicks coming, bro, The game.
Speaker 1: Is just the thing. Yeah, but we're going to the game.
Speaker 2: The concerts, the games, the bars, that's all things for
Speaker 2: you to just hook up. Who cares about the damn
Speaker 2: as Bros. Game?
Speaker 1: Well, we do. We care about the Astros game.
Speaker 2: I would throw that dude. Oh you can't make the
Speaker 2: game perfect? Yep, great, we'll get drunk. Awesome, we'll watch
Speaker 2: it on TV.
Speaker 1: So no, because we had tickets like three rows behind that,
Speaker 1: the visitors dugout.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to go to that?
Speaker 1: You want to go to that? You got great seats.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna just give them up. And these chicks
Speaker 1: are gonna get there when it's like the fourth inning.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna sit on our thumbs until they
Speaker 1: get there. Is it ever about the concert? Is it
Speaker 1: ever about Caine Brown? Is it ever about Luke Bryan?
Speaker 1: Is it ever about Chris Stapleton? Or is it about
Speaker 1: what happens around the concert? The drinks, the pre party,
Speaker 1: the stories, the tailgating, the walking the bridge over, the
Speaker 1: getting accosted by a bum. That is what the event
Speaker 1: is about, not the Astros game, watching them hit dingers.
Speaker 2: Hey chicks dig the long ball.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I was hoping she was gonna hit my dinger,
Speaker 1: or she was gonna use my bat to let me
Speaker 1: hit her dinger. Whatever, it didn't matter.
Speaker 2: Kid, Will you get an autograph at the Killer Bees
Speaker 2: for me and Bagio big Well? At Bill.
Speaker 1: Uh No and uh.
Speaker 2: Bigio Bagwell and Berkman, No old Berkman.
Speaker 1: But they also had Derek Bell before they had the
Speaker 1: three Bees, they had killer Bees. Killer Bees anyway, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, we could just add your name
Speaker 1: to our reservation. We'll just leave a kid at in
Speaker 1: front of the desk for you. She's like, oh, that'd
Speaker 1: be great, And we're like this may be the stupidest
Speaker 1: thing we've ever done, or this is gonna be turned
Speaker 1: out to be an awesome, awesome that we are doing,
Speaker 1: Like this is either gonna be genius or they're gonna
Speaker 1: rob us blind or they're gonna be dog crap ugly.
Speaker 2: Dude, this is Van Wilder before road trip.
Speaker 1: Let's go. And so we left their name down at
Speaker 1: the front desk that way they could get a key
Speaker 1: when they got there. My name's Mick Levin and we're
Speaker 1: there at the Astros game and it's the fourth or
Speaker 1: fifth inning and I get a text, Hey.
Speaker 2: Let's go Astros.
Speaker 1: Hey we made it to the room. We're gonna get ready. Well,
Speaker 1: we'd be ready to go out when you guys get
Speaker 1: done with the game.
Speaker 2: Who you are the women? You gotta go home? And
Speaker 2: they texted me, let's go Astros. You smell like beer
Speaker 2: and popcorn. You're gonna go hang out with these chicks.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: A guy puked on me at the Astrodome.
Speaker 1: It was inron or minute made whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually way better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was right there. The hotel is like three
Speaker 1: blocks from the stadium. We walked. So I'm just like, man,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be this is gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: If they're all dulled up their hair. Mego, got little cocked,
Speaker 2: little black dresses on, and you got smell like beer
Speaker 2: and throw up.
Speaker 1: We smell like beer and popcorn and hot dogs, and
Speaker 1: I mean yes, and we got dirt that you know,
Speaker 1: players throwing dirt in the air, and we got some
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, how's it going good? Berkman went one for two,
Speaker 2: going great, yeah, big win for the boys.
Speaker 1: So the game's over, Like all right, dude, here we go,
Speaker 1: let's go. We rolled back to the hotel room, both
Speaker 1: of them hot wow in their little skirts. Ready to
Speaker 1: go out. You guys ready to go? They go. We've
Speaker 1: been pre gaming in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: You guys got brooms and blow up fingers. Let's go shows.
Speaker 2: Two freaking slammers just waiting on you as at the
Speaker 2: hotel for a couple beer dogs and sausage pork missiles.
Speaker 1: And you're thinking, why didn't you just leave when they
Speaker 1: text you in the fourth inning? Hey, we're here, like,
Speaker 1: why didn't we just leave the game? Right now that
Speaker 1: I'm looking back on it, like you're saying.
Speaker 2: It's not about the game, it's leave the damn game.
Speaker 2: Do we care about the freaking astros in the middle
Speaker 2: of April. Because here's the deal, right, we stayed for
Speaker 2: all nine innings?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, ladies, that went into extras. Oh what is
Speaker 2: it midnight?
Speaker 1: Oh are you guys coming? Well, sorry, they're in the
Speaker 1: eighteenth any we can't leave this exciting game.
Speaker 2: They haven't done the new thing where they put a
Speaker 2: guy at second Mays with a torpedo bat. We're stuck
Speaker 2: here for another eight innings.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, aren't you guys Following Ray's advice, always leave
Speaker 1: early when you got two chicks in.
Speaker 2: Your hotel room. Yeah, that's on steroids, dude. That furthers
Speaker 2: my point. Always leave early. If you got tail at
Speaker 2: definitely capital Always leave early. You're there for about an
Speaker 2: inning and you're gone. It's not about the game, you
Speaker 2: gotta be honest. This was before the pitch clock. You
Speaker 2: guys are there for five hours.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you got him. Now looking back to
Speaker 1: all the mistakes we made, all the mistakes we made, and.
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, in South Beach taught me that one.
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, it's not about the Texas Longhorns game.
Speaker 2: It's about everything that happens around the game. We're not
Speaker 2: trying to go to the damn game. You just act
Speaker 2: like you're going to the game, and girls will think
Speaker 2: you're hot. You end up just chilling with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And right five years old on the road,
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about because it's not a national championship.
Speaker 1: It's just a regular season game, and it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be the most iconic game of all time because it's
Speaker 1: only a regular season game. So five years from now,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna remember the score of the game. You're
Speaker 1: gonna remember what happened around the.
Speaker 2: Game, the score in the bedroom, Ray, what bases were stolen?
Speaker 1: Correct? Correct? And so then we go back to the
Speaker 1: hotel room. There they are freaking hot in their little skirts,
Speaker 1: like ready to go out.
Speaker 2: Let's go, coach, you actually give it the mental image
Speaker 2: burnt in your head still, Ray, I could tell you
Speaker 2: the amount of sequence on that front.
Speaker 1: And when you walked in the hotel room, you know,
Speaker 1: the bathroom was right there to your right, always always
Speaker 1: right there to the right, and then there was one
Speaker 1: bed right out, you know, on the wall of the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and then the other bed was against the window.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna head in the bathroom, mice my nuts.
Speaker 1: So me and the blonde had the bedroom on the
Speaker 1: by the window roommate. Mark and his chick had the
Speaker 1: roommate by the bathroom or the bed by the bathroom wall.
Speaker 1: Say you get a picture. Yeah, but anyway, we're not.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go out. So we go bar hopping. Let's
Speaker 1: go ba ba ba ba ba ba bah. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, drinking. We're getting ham murred, getting hammer
Speaker 1: having a great time. I mean, me and this blondie
Speaker 1: are making out all night. Mark's kind of trying to
Speaker 1: get with this girl, but she's kind of given attitude.
Speaker 1: She's always not really in the best mood, not the
Speaker 1: most friendly of friends, even though she was down. And
Speaker 1: two am, we get a little bite to eat. I
Speaker 1: don't even know where we got a bite to eat.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was open or what if we
Speaker 1: got a slice of pizza in Houston. I don't know
Speaker 1: what we got. I just remember we ate something. We
Speaker 1: went back to the hotel room and it's like three am,
Speaker 1: and I'm in the bed with the blondie. We are
Speaker 1: naked under the covers, and I mean, my roommate and
Speaker 1: that chick are fighting like a married couple, fighting like
Speaker 1: a married couple.
Speaker 2: They've been dating eight minutes. I mean, they not even
Speaker 2: know each other for two hours.
Speaker 1: They've known each other for two hours, and they are
Speaker 1: yelling at each other. They're like, she's like you like,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you are so blanking annoying, like oh
Speaker 1: my god, like who cares? Like let's just make out,
Speaker 1: Like who cares?
Speaker 2: She's trying to go over politics with it. And I
Speaker 2: mean George Bush and Clinton.
Speaker 1: Me and the other girl are in the bed just laughing, haha,
Speaker 1: just cracking up.
Speaker 2: I know, I am funny down there.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, you guys are having fun. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you guys are naked over there. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: yeah we are. And you got shut up. You're ruining everything.
Speaker 1: And the next morning, i mean, the girls pack up
Speaker 1: their stuff and they head back to college station.
Speaker 2: Why let out the grenade, Well.
Speaker 1: They never hooked up. They just went to bed. They
Speaker 1: just went to sleep and that was it. But she did,
Speaker 1: but she did bring a friend. My roommate was I mean,
Speaker 1: he was willing to do anything. He hated her. She
Speaker 1: was annoying. She was hot, but she was annoying.
Speaker 2: He could have played it a little better with the
Speaker 2: arguments I mean just taper it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it was just and then he just lost it.
Speaker 1: He lost it and he was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you're so annoying.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it should ever come to that
Speaker 2: kind of a fever. Pitch just talk to the girl
Speaker 2: for three hours? Oh you studied biology? Cool? Hey, what
Speaker 2: was the score of the Astros game? I'm gonna turn
Speaker 2: on the tv even though I was at it.
Speaker 1: Dude, you can, even though we made you wait for
Speaker 1: three extra hours while we sat at the game. And
Speaker 1: here's the crazy bar. I never saw the chick again.
Speaker 2: What a weekend.
Speaker 1: I never went to college station. And maybe she hit
Speaker 1: me up one time she went when she was back
Speaker 1: in Austin. I don't know, but I don't remember ever
Speaker 1: seeing her again. I don't remember if it just fizzled out,
Speaker 1: if we just quit texting or whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 2: She probably went and got down with some dude at
Speaker 2: A and M and you probably probably.
Speaker 1: But it was a great weekend much. It was so fun.
Speaker 1: And the fact that we just left the key at
Speaker 1: the front desk for chicks we've never met.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind.
Speaker 1: You have to. You're in your early twenties and you're like,
Speaker 1: these two chicks are gonna drive up from college station
Speaker 1: and they're gonna spend the night and we're gonna party
Speaker 1: with them. Yeah, and she offered up her friend like
Speaker 1: pro bono, Like, hey, I make your roommate. I don't
Speaker 1: know who your roomate is, but I'll bring a friend
Speaker 1: for him. I mean, that is what life is about.
Speaker 1: Those experiences are what life is about. Great, bo Great,
Speaker 1: And that was that story worth it. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to rush it on Monday, dude.
Speaker 2: It was great. You know how many truck drivers just
Speaker 2: had to pull over. Great story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take a break and you say that, hey,
Speaker 1: the bling ring just started. I'll tell you a story
Speaker 1: about the bling ring struck a lot sooner than this.
Speaker 1: We'll take a break and we'll be right back. One night, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm out with chest Day other brother Buddy Day.
Speaker 2: Them guys going to Church Street in Nashville.
Speaker 1: No, it was in Austin. Man. We had hit sixth Street,
Speaker 1: kind of made our way over to fourth Street. Uh
Speaker 1: may Fish Street, Yeah, that's where Fish Street right there. Ray.
Speaker 2: We were ready to fly our flag.
Speaker 1: And I'm about to get in a cab home and
Speaker 1: uh Day Eve and chess Day are about to take
Speaker 1: a cab. They're about to take a cab home together. Well,
Speaker 1: they live.
Speaker 2: Together, they sleep together.
Speaker 1: Now they live up north. I lived south of Slaughter, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we run in these two hotties and they're drunk
Speaker 1: and stumbling around. We start talking to them. There's flirting
Speaker 1: going on, you know, hooking arms and everything, and we're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: all right, we didn't expect this At two thirty, you know,
Speaker 1: two thirty three in the morning, we'd already ate our pizza,
Speaker 1: so the streets had kind of cleared out.
Speaker 2: They already started smelling.
Speaker 1: They were stragglers.
Speaker 2: They raydale, piss and throw up.
Speaker 1: They were stragglers. And they're like, oh, you know, like
Speaker 1: we're all drunk and all sudden, you know, days making out.
Speaker 1: One one girl's on my arm and I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to do this because I
Speaker 1: haven't met her parents yet. No, I didn't have a
Speaker 1: roommate with me. So there's two of them, and chess
Speaker 1: Day and Dave lived together. So I'm like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I gotta let them have them, Like I can't.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just let chess Day and Dave hook
Speaker 2: up and you take the other two.
Speaker 1: That'd have been a great option. And I was like,
Speaker 1: and I was a little pissed. I was a little pissed.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, my roommate went home early. This
Speaker 1: is really stupid, like annoying.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, I need you to wake up now, like awful.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, dude, this would have been a
Speaker 1: great night. It would have been a great I mean,
Speaker 1: nothing playing and it just happens at two point thirty
Speaker 1: three in the morning after you had pizza and you
Speaker 1: were I mean, just looking for a cab, and instead
Speaker 1: of hailing a cab, you hail two hotties. Would have
Speaker 1: been fantastic. But I was like, hey, chess Day, Dave,
Speaker 1: you guys take them. I'm out, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: you guys, I'll get in the cab. You guys do
Speaker 1: your thing. Congratulations, you guys lived together. So they took
Speaker 1: a cab up to hit Dave's house and they're in
Speaker 1: there and they do their thing and they wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning. Chip the music Crime pod Man chicks
Speaker 1: are gone, man, cell phones are gone, laptops are gone,
Speaker 1: who wallets gone? A couple pieces of jewelry.
Speaker 2: Gone, I had jewelry this chest day where he.
Speaker 1: Had a necklace or like a class ring. Gone freaking
Speaker 1: be clamp got robbed, dude. S So these chicks, I
Speaker 1: don't know if they were drunk at all. I think
Speaker 1: they played drunk because we were drunk. Goes back.
Speaker 2: They did hook up, so they successfully acted like they
Speaker 2: were drunk, and you guys weren't able to see through that.
Speaker 1: Bro, It's three o'clock in the morning. You think I'm
Speaker 1: worried if they're drunk or not.
Speaker 2: You can always tell on TV when somebody's faking drunk.
Speaker 1: Not when you're drunk. You're not paying attention to them.
Speaker 2: Good point, you meet him on the street. So it's
Speaker 2: easy on the street to fake drunk.
Speaker 1: In front of what what was that club that was there?
Speaker 1: Was it found a quaw kind of right bya like
Speaker 1: that area. I don't know if it was found. I
Speaker 1: think it was ranche No.
Speaker 2: And Wooden Nickel. Dude, Paradise Island, the Library, I'm just thinking.
Speaker 1: Disney Rooster.
Speaker 2: That's where the real world went to absolutely.
Speaker 1: All the time, chugging monkey no dude, every they got
Speaker 1: wiped out, dude, So they had gone home. The girl
Speaker 1: did leave her brawl, did leave her bral behind, but
Speaker 1: gone home. Hooked up chess Day and they pass out.
Speaker 1: Those girls just start swiping stuff. Call a friend, give
Speaker 1: him the address, get picked up. They out. Never found them,
Speaker 1: never found them.
Speaker 2: I'll open the investigation. It's gone cold.
Speaker 1: No. No, my boy was a real estate agent. His
Speaker 1: work computer, all his clients information on that computer. They
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Well if that client base is depleted, so you tell
Speaker 2: me the bling ring just started.
Speaker 1: But robberies they were happening. And I when I talked
Speaker 1: to chess Day later that day, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet. Like if my roommate would have
Speaker 1: been there, there would have been a battle for those
Speaker 1: two hobbies that we met on Fifth Street, right in
Speaker 1: front of the parking garage by Foundation, I think it
Speaker 1: was Foundation at freaking three o'clock.
Speaker 2: In the morning. The battle to get robbed and look.
Speaker 1: Lo and behold my roommate going home early, which I
Speaker 1: was mad about at the point, really saved me from
Speaker 1: on robbery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, your guardian angel saw you drunk and sloppy
Speaker 2: sent you home with a handrag and a pocket full
Speaker 2: of pool see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bling ring does exist. And it's like the
Speaker 1: time that I went out one night roommate and I
Speaker 1: and my window was right above the driveway and the
Speaker 1: next morning we wake up and his truck was absolutely Goneesh.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, did you I don't remember you
Speaker 1: driving downtown? Did you drive us downtown? Then we took
Speaker 1: a cab on? He goes, No, dude, I didn't drive
Speaker 1: last night. We didn't drive the parking lot, says different.
Speaker 1: H well your trucks, He goes, you didn't hear it? Start? Like, bro,
Speaker 1: you know me jiggerbums I had last night. Do you
Speaker 1: think I heard someone hot wiring your car?
Speaker 2: You know how many trucks that you hear start and
Speaker 2: stop at two thirty in the morning after the bars
Speaker 2: in Austin, Texas?
Speaker 1: Zero a lot. Oh not when you're in your bed
Speaker 1: passed out. See how robberies do happen? Dude, don't tell
Speaker 1: me the bling ring invented it. But I was in
Speaker 1: pressed with the sophistication of these girls to go with
Speaker 1: the do and the dedication to hook up just so
Speaker 1: they could do the little robbery.
Speaker 2: So they gave their jewel and then stole some jewels
Speaker 2: on the way out.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, never got caught.
Speaker 2: Man. Now you had to ask protection and also gonna
Speaker 2: rob me.
Speaker 1: That's right. Hey, you're not gonna like when I passed out.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna like take my computer or anything, right
Speaker 1: and call your friend to come get you. No, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, let me keep going ray.
Speaker 2: That's why you got the handcuffs, the dazzled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there you go. Man, I told you I
Speaker 1: had that story. I had the robbery. You said the
Speaker 1: bling ring was new.
Speaker 2: I have my billion dollar idea, and.
Speaker 1: Then I have raised billion dollar idea right here.
Speaker 2: Let me do it after the break.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Yeah, you know what, there's a perfect
Speaker 1: time to take a break, and we're gonna make you
Speaker 1: a billion dollars right after this, we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: With the advent of the nil inner Scolassick information language.
Speaker 1: The portal. The portal, the dumbest I am saying. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it now. It is out of control. It
Speaker 1: is so stupid.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Browne put up all the Sweet sixteen teams that
Speaker 2: are in and how many are the original players on
Speaker 2: the team, how many are portal players? It looks like
Speaker 2: a porta potty.
Speaker 1: No, there was some guy that he played. He started
Speaker 1: his career at like Maryland, left Maryland for South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Right now he's married to mary Then he went back
Speaker 1: to Maryland this year, and now he's back at South Carolina.
Speaker 1: It is so stupid. If you are going to transfer,
Speaker 1: you get one transfer. This transferring every single year is stupid.
Speaker 1: That the starting point guard for Michigan, he was the
Speaker 1: startingburn he was at Auburn, then he's at Michigan, leads
Speaker 1: them to the Sweet sixteen, and now he's transferring, Like,
Speaker 1: excuse me. The transfer portal was supposed to help out
Speaker 1: if you're not playing, your coach leaves give you some independence.
Speaker 1: But every game, every year, you're transfer role. It is
Speaker 1: so stupid every game that the portal is broken. And
Speaker 1: I understand they're trying to get paid, but I can't
Speaker 1: believe the dude going from South Carolina to this school
Speaker 1: back to that school. Is the pay that different? I
Speaker 1: can't understand it.
Speaker 2: So what we would do here's my idea.
Speaker 1: Please tell me?
Speaker 2: So what are these nil deals? Is it a dealership
Speaker 2: in town? Hey, we need the Big four dealership.
Speaker 1: That's a great question.
Speaker 2: And we also need a cell phone company. They'll get
Speaker 2: him cell phones for free and then they can probably
Speaker 2: fork over you know, five grad.
Speaker 1: That's a great question.
Speaker 2: Or is it just a written check for coming to
Speaker 2: our school? Because what I've heard is some people ain't
Speaker 2: paying up. So you make the promises, the kids really
Speaker 2: ain't getting the checks full them ount allegedly allegedly. How
Speaker 2: many businesses are involved in Abba Daba, going to Byu,
Speaker 2: I believe his name is a lot of hope, going
Speaker 2: to Arizona. How many different investors are there. Our job
Speaker 2: would be going to the mom and pop places. So
Speaker 2: in Indian Lake, it would be you and me. We'd
Speaker 2: be going to the Amish store. We'd be going to
Speaker 2: the Kroger. We'd be going to put Shack. We would
Speaker 2: go to local golf course, the Munis, and we would say, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to fork over one thousand dollars because
Speaker 2: we think fifty thousand dollars could help sway a particular player,
Speaker 2: one of the top ten players in the country.
Speaker 1: But does fifty thousand dollars really do it?
Speaker 2: I think it does, especially if you can pay them
Speaker 2: same day. So you got to get fifty mom and
Speaker 2: pop businesses. So it would be me and your job
Speaker 2: to go around college campuses. We'd be going to the Auburns.
Speaker 2: We'd be going to the Knoxville's, the Nationals now Vandy's
Speaker 2: a megatropolis for college talent. We'd be going to Detroit.
Speaker 2: We would be going to Memphis.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if there's any businesses in Memphis.
Speaker 2: We'd be heading to la We'd be heading to Lojola.
Speaker 2: We'd be heading to UCLA, all Scottsdale, Mesa, all of
Speaker 2: these towns in saying we need fifty businesses one thousand
Speaker 2: dollars and you will have this massive athlete come to
Speaker 2: this school. That would be our job, and I think
Speaker 2: it would be a booming industry. I just don't have
Speaker 2: the time to do it. So I'm offering it up
Speaker 2: to the podcast world. You guys make something of it.
Speaker 1: Well, I do believe that is what they have. They
Speaker 1: have that position at the university.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think they have people that go out and talk
Speaker 1: to the boosters and local businesses and say, hey, we
Speaker 1: need this much money. Would you like to donate to
Speaker 1: our NIL fund? And people do it. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of them have gms where they contact the players,
Speaker 1: they figure out the salaries that they have, what they
Speaker 1: can afford, what they can't afford. It's out of control.
Speaker 1: We got to start signing contracts. We gotta quit like
Speaker 1: with this crap about college athletes and they're not professionals.
Speaker 1: Sign a contract or get lost. Like this is so stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just can't handle it. Like every day I'm looking
Speaker 1: at another Kansas player enters the portal and I me
Speaker 1: And you want to know how bad it is at Kansas.
Speaker 1: You want to know how bad something went so wrong
Speaker 1: this year? How bad is it? Ray?
Speaker 2: It's so bad the uh what's Kansas known for? Wheat?
Speaker 2: The wheat fields are leaving Ray. It's so bad in Kansas.
Speaker 2: People from California are moving in and robbing the cows.
Speaker 1: Ray.
Speaker 2: It's so bad in Kansas. The cornfields have now turned
Speaker 2: into soybeans. Ray. It is so bad in Kansas. They
Speaker 2: are taking down the basketball hoops Ray and putting up
Speaker 2: soccer nets. They are changing the mom and pop boots
Speaker 2: and cowboy hats Ray for this new Louis Baton and Balenciaga.
Speaker 1: Ray.
Speaker 2: It's gotten so bad in Kansas. Ray. The ghosts of
Speaker 2: my my grandparents said, get me the hell out of here,
Speaker 2: we're moving to Tennessee. Right, it's that bad in Kansas.
Speaker 1: No, like something went wrong in that locker room. And
Speaker 1: I know you guys don't want to hear me talking
Speaker 1: about Kansas all the time.
Speaker 2: I know Kansas Talk Radio, you're wife and what to t.
Speaker 1: We're in Lawrence, Yeah, that's where the Jayhawks reside. And
Speaker 1: here's the problem. It's just something so near and dear
Speaker 1: to my heart that I want you to feel the
Speaker 1: pain that I feel. I watched this season and knew
Speaker 1: something was wrong. They were so hard to cheer for.
Speaker 1: It was a disaster. They all hated each other, you
Speaker 1: could tell it. And this sums it up.
Speaker 2: They made the tournament.
Speaker 1: Kansas Basketball has canceled its annual postseason team banquet.
Speaker 2: Sheeesh this you can't even break bread together in Kansas, exactly.
Speaker 1: They can't even fake it for one more night to
Speaker 1: put on a united front for their banquet. That ends
Speaker 1: their season. That wraps it up, That puts a bow
Speaker 1: on it, says, hey, this is who we were as
Speaker 1: a team. This tells you that that team that Bill
Speaker 1: so self never wanted to be in the same room
Speaker 1: with all those guys ever again, he just wanted it
Speaker 1: to end. There was something wrong. It was fractured. They
Speaker 1: canceled the end of the year banquet where they recognized
Speaker 1: the players. This is the seniors chance to wrap it
Speaker 1: up and say goodbye one last time and get DAPs
Speaker 1: and for everything they brought to Kansas. Bill self said thanks,
Speaker 1: but no freaking thanks. Please get these guys out of
Speaker 1: my face.
Speaker 2: Dwan Harris congrat dude on the two points and average
Speaker 2: of two assists a game. Hell of a year career.
Speaker 1: He did win a national title, so don't just bash him.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty one post put him he was Baylor
Speaker 2: than Kansas, than Yukon, Yukon, than Duke.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, he won a national title. kJ Adams he
Speaker 1: won a national title. Chalmers, Chalmers won a national title. Uh,
Speaker 1: who else was on that team?
Speaker 2: He was the only one good.
Speaker 1: No, he was not. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: They were all good.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it because he made that jumper.
Speaker 1: Oh that jumper was so great. One. I mean the
Speaker 1: handoff to come around the corner. Toss it to him.
Speaker 2: Every March madness is different. He experienced some different ways.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're on spring break. This year I got to
Speaker 2: watch a lot of the games with Boomer, Muffy my
Speaker 2: parents was awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Muffy was here and then she went
Speaker 1: to San Antonio. How many spring breaks do they get?
Speaker 2: I don't. I think they took off the entire month.
Speaker 2: My parents were here two different weekends. My sister and
Speaker 2: Boomer were here two different weekends. If you're able to
Speaker 2: wrap your head around.
Speaker 1: That, yeah, I am now more weekends. Right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break and I'm gonna come back and tell
Speaker 1: you all about the Padres. First game of Coach Bitch Baseball.
Speaker 2: I saw there three and oo no, no, no, coach pitch man.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about the major league team. I think
Speaker 1: they're six and zero. We'll be right back. You look
Speaker 1: like you're dad man.
Speaker 2: Bro. The Big Show takes the heart and soul out
Speaker 2: of any man you think you have a personality. Spread
Speaker 2: that over twelve segments and slap me and call me daddy.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call you daddy. I'll call you daddy daddy,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 2: You this, Well, you bashed my idea.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I came up with a billion idea and by the
Speaker 2: end of the idea was down to five cents.
Speaker 1: So well, the only problem was I just think they
Speaker 1: already have people that do that.
Speaker 2: You're telling me right now, somebody's been to the McDonald's
Speaker 2: across the street, fought their way through all the homeless
Speaker 2: people and asked them if they want to contribute to
Speaker 2: an NIL fund. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: It's a great point. They do need to go to
Speaker 1: the mom and pop shop.
Speaker 2: Thank you, the homage people. You don't think they want
Speaker 2: to contribute to an NIL player to Abadaba from BYU
Speaker 2: coming here? Why did by you get him?
Speaker 1: It's a great question. You're onto something. Maybe you are
Speaker 1: onto something.
Speaker 2: Maybe all right, let's do it el Dad's baseball or
Speaker 2: the Padres.
Speaker 1: Listen, the Padres. We played t ball last year we
Speaker 1: were the Expos, and this year it was time to
Speaker 1: move up to coach pitch, and I could have left
Speaker 1: baby box two behind and t ball you know where.
Speaker 1: He would have probably been one of the better players
Speaker 1: because he he just turned five. So coach bitch, is
Speaker 1: he really ready for coach pitch? Probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 1: The baseball bat is as big as him.
Speaker 2: If you get a chance, move him up. So I
Speaker 2: always did to you boys.
Speaker 1: But I felt like one last year of them being
Speaker 1: on the same baseball team, it's pretty exciting to play
Speaker 1: with your brother.
Speaker 2: Yep, Barry Lark and Dad again, Griffy, Griffy.
Speaker 1: The only Lebron Lebron junior.
Speaker 2: Alamar Alamar Senior.
Speaker 1: Who else? Vlad Guerrero Vlad Gerrero Junior.
Speaker 2: They don't play on the same Tony Gwynn, Kyle Ripkin
Speaker 2: Ripkin and Billy Billy Ripkin.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a great idea. And my father in law was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I think you did it too soon. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's ready. I don't know if Baby Box two
Speaker 1: is ready for coach pitch. So we've been practicing. Man,
Speaker 1: we've been throwing the ball and he hits it sometimes
Speaker 1: Babybox one, he's he's hitting the ball. He can rip it.
Speaker 1: He's fine. So we get our uniforms. We are the
Speaker 1: padres and in the rules it says if you get
Speaker 1: someone out, we should reward the players for getting him out.
Speaker 1: Take him off the base, right, And we have had
Speaker 1: our practices rained out, rained out, rained out, keeps raining out.
Speaker 1: So we throw a practice together Friday night for like
Speaker 1: forty minutes just so we can meet the kids. Hi,
Speaker 1: what's your Nice to meet you. Okay, cool? Your name?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? That way, when we show up to
Speaker 1: the game on Saturday, we know people's names. And we
Speaker 1: show up on Saturday, and we got our uniforms on,
Speaker 1: we got them tucked in. We're ready to go. I
Speaker 1: have never seen such athletes in my life. Ray, that
Speaker 1: first inning ground ball, first baseman goes down on it,
Speaker 1: picks it up, steps on the bag. Out. We got
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: That's already better in the basketball season, dude, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem, though, The kids stayed on first base.
Speaker 2: Every kid he advances a base, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, wait a minute, the rules specifically said this year
Speaker 1: in coach pitch, if they're out, you should reward the
Speaker 1: fielders and have the guy not run the bases.
Speaker 2: I'm out America, dude. Take him to Dominican Republic. That's
Speaker 2: where they'll learn to play with bottle caps.
Speaker 1: And so the kids stayed on first base. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Maybe the coach thought it was a close
Speaker 1: play and he was safe.
Speaker 2: Cool, all right, Ray, I'm gonna take my kids like
Speaker 2: jose Al tuove you gonna play with those bottle caps?
Speaker 2: Really learn how to play baseball, right, And so.
Speaker 1: Then we later in the inning and get another ball.
Speaker 1: The shortstop slash pitcher kind of area throws at the
Speaker 1: first end. Time out. We got two outs and the
Speaker 1: coach let the kids stay on base.
Speaker 2: Dude. America isn't where you learn to play baseball. You
Speaker 2: can learn to other stuff in America, not to sport
Speaker 2: of baseball there. You need. You need to go to
Speaker 2: San Juan. You need to go to Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Haiti.
Speaker 2: They don't play with gloves there. That's where you brail
Speaker 2: belled character. Not here on the streets of the private.
Speaker 1: And we don't do private. We're a city league. Sounds
Speaker 1: like it, I know, And I was very disappointed because
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't understand. You get and so
Speaker 1: in coach pitch, you get five pitches from the pitcher
Speaker 1: and if you don't hit it, they put it on
Speaker 1: the tea and you hit it. Okay, okay, cool, Well
Speaker 1: let me tell you, baby box, whack, second pitch, doesn't
Speaker 1: need it, baby box two, third pitch, boom, hits it.
Speaker 1: Let's go, who's pitching you no other coach. He's pitching,
Speaker 1: and all these other coaches they get on one knee
Speaker 1: and they pitch it. Our guy, he stands straight up
Speaker 1: and just throws it. Rows it great.
Speaker 2: The downward trajectory a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why it's tough for the launch angle.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why people are on the knee because they
Speaker 1: want it to be a straight line drive.
Speaker 2: Why do you think it's so damn hard? They did
Speaker 2: seven foot pitcher.
Speaker 1: Tough, bro, I mean he is like probably six'.
Speaker 2: One tell him to get on his.
Speaker 1: Ass i'm gonna. Talk i'll send him a text and be, like, hey,
Speaker 1: man maybe you need to go down to one. Knee
Speaker 1: so what is that kind of?
Speaker 2: Comment what do you?
Speaker 1: Mean? Man second time? Up baby? Boxes Baby box two
Speaker 1: is swunging miss at four, pitches one, left one, left
Speaker 1: And i'm, like dang, it, man maybe he's not ready
Speaker 1: for coach. Pitch that pitch comes, In dan hits. It
Speaker 1: it's ground ball between first and. Second first baseman grabs,
Speaker 1: it steps on the bag out. Safe he's, safe really
Speaker 1: because the other coach didn't make their kids get off the.
Speaker 1: Base so that's WHERE i had my, dilemma what DO
Speaker 1: i do at this. Moment DO i do what the
Speaker 1: other coach, did or DO i remember what the rules
Speaker 1: said and respect the game of. Baseball you did read
Speaker 1: the rule.
Speaker 2: Book you gotta respect.
Speaker 1: That and that's WHY i looked At babybox TO i,
Speaker 1: said hey, man they got. YOU i gotta go sit.
Speaker 2: Down sheh that was.
Speaker 1: Deep and he went sat. Down he went sat back
Speaker 1: in the dugout.
Speaker 2: RY i peered over at the other coach AND i
Speaker 2: made the look to him like.
Speaker 1: At. YOU i just couldn't believe. IT i was, LIKE
Speaker 1: i can't be upset at him letting the runners stay
Speaker 1: on If i'm not going to do the same and
Speaker 1: just take my kid off the. Base and it was my.
Speaker 1: Kid it was a tough, call BUT i did. It
Speaker 1: he was out fair and.
Speaker 2: Square he has not call out thy kid that die
Speaker 2: did not call.
Speaker 1: Out at some, Point, Brewte at some, point, guys they
Speaker 1: have got to learn that you're not always gonna get on,
Speaker 1: base that it's okay to get.
Speaker 2: Out, yeah the hanky paying, stuff forget, that, Dude let's
Speaker 2: play the. Game there's worlds of ahead of us In, Tokyo,
Speaker 2: shanghai other places like. THAT usa And. America you can
Speaker 2: see why the game's fall curs. Out, yes, yes, yeah
Speaker 2: they're really good down. There but, yeah that was that was? It,
Speaker 2: Man that was. It so drive around in your local.
Speaker 2: COMMUNITY i don't know if you're a truck driver driving
Speaker 2: on the main roads the, secondary because we know my
Speaker 2: parents drive on the secondary. Roads, guys go to a ball.
Speaker 2: Field is anybody playing in your? Town probably. Not the
Speaker 2: game of baseball is on its way, out and we
Speaker 2: just found out right. Now it's. Soft kids are getting
Speaker 2: on base and they're safe when they're. Out sounds like
Speaker 2: an infield fly that just doesn't go. Away talk to
Speaker 2: your family and to your. Kids is the game of
Speaker 2: baseball gonna start in your? Community or is are gonna
Speaker 2: die in your? Community hang up and, listen, man that,
Speaker 2: dad big show beat the crap.
Speaker 1: OUT i, know, Man i'm, tired, Dude i'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Tired yeah that was a haymaker of a. Show oh,
Speaker 2: WAIT i mean we got knocked around THEN i got.
Speaker 2: Baser how can you having so much more energy on the.
Speaker 2: Weekends you try and have a personality for twelve hours a.
Speaker 1: Day it's.
Speaker 2: Impossible truck, drivers when do you guys have to have
Speaker 2: a personality when you talk on the phone to your, Wife, hey,
Speaker 2: honey life's. Great when you go to the gas station
Speaker 2: and fill up with, diesel you rarely have to be.
Speaker 2: On we have to be on for twelve hours a.
Speaker 1: Day, teachers oh, god they.
Speaker 2: Got to be. On and we had the debate with
Speaker 2: one of our. Friends it's a small, debate but what's
Speaker 2: tougher twelve hours of parenting or twelve hours of a
Speaker 2: job where you have to be on for twelve?
Speaker 1: Hours, well it depends on what the job, is and
Speaker 1: also depends how many kids and how.
Speaker 2: Old two, kids your kid's.
Speaker 1: Age probably twelve hours.
Speaker 2: On because everybody sided with. Me this was a fight
Speaker 2: like five years, Ago Dodds Corteses, slaters massive, fight huge.
Speaker 2: Fight who has it? Tougher ray twelve hours on or
Speaker 2: another one of our friends with the two kids twelve
Speaker 2: hours on and everybody sided with. Me everybody, said twelve
Speaker 2: hours on is way harder than twelve hours with, Kids
Speaker 2: and it led to a huge, fight and the whole
Speaker 2: weekend was maybe marred by this.
Speaker 1: Fight so you're saying it was kind of like the
Speaker 1: fight between my roommate and his new chick of two
Speaker 1: hours in.
Speaker 2: The hotel room ray except for they had their guns.
Speaker 2: Drawn if you know WHAT i, mean.
Speaker 1: You know What i'm.
Speaker 2: Saying mark was carrying a.
Speaker 1: Rifle no he. Was he was carrying a.
Speaker 2: BAT i had a pea, shooter BUT i had my gun.
Speaker 2: Holstered mark on the other hand and was firing. Away
Speaker 2: h