WEBVTT - The Hotel Hookup Story

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I go all right. Look, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to do the The camera does not like it's not

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<v Speaker 1>strong enough to hold it up. Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a disc underneath the camera that you can tighten?

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<v Speaker 1>The camera disc is fine, it's the arm that hold Look.

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<v Speaker 1>Look you can't see it because you're not looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm trying to make us on camera too. We're live.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this part doesn't hold.

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<v Speaker 2>It up all. I'm gonna come look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep listening to our truck drivers out there. Guys, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>be with you in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so frustrated. I'm coming, but you're not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>able to do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fixing your camera.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you a dollar. You can't fix it. Get

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<v Speaker 1>it to stand up. Wow, you got to stand up. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let it go, Let it go. It's this thing that

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<v Speaker 1>connects to the pole. But now I'm not in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then twist it.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn you did it? What was I twisting? I was

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<v Speaker 1>twisting this black thing right here? Hey, I was twisting

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<v Speaker 1>this knob. Couldn't get that. I didn't know about that knob.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my fault. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now you have to put the lights up because

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<v Speaker 2>you're kind of Oh my gosh, are we really live?

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<v Speaker 2>No that I don't think that still works. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to risk it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we could have him come by and show us

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<v Speaker 1>how to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's here today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's what I mean. Maybe we could have hit

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<v Speaker 1>him up and hey, would you come by and show us?

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<v Speaker 2>I do love having this sun just beating down on me?

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<v Speaker 1>What up, dude?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm just gonna title this one. Fix the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>You just needed to put something up.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>We fixed the camera. Now we just got to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out how to do the live and then we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>able to do it Instagram, YouTube lives and you guys

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<v Speaker 2>can comment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, so you're already ending the video.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just needs to be short. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's actually do a podcast. Turn those damn lights out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I mean they beat dude, they beat

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<v Speaker 2>down on me. I'm gonna have a sunburn. We can't

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<v Speaker 2>even turt off lights. This is there.

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<v Speaker 1>You go. We got a great pod today.

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<v Speaker 2>I already know what you're gonna talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't get a crap. I don't give a

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<v Speaker 1>crap about the torpedo bats.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey man, get me a burrito. I said, a burrito,

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<v Speaker 2>not a torpedo.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if they do torpedo bats, if everybody uses them,

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<v Speaker 1>it just evens it out, so I don't really care, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It just shifts the biggest part of the bat to

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<v Speaker 2>the middle a little bit and you can barely tell.

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<v Speaker 2>But there are twelve guys using them.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of home runs being hit. And

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this, guys when they're playing in Oakland

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<v Speaker 1>at I mean Sacramento, Vegas. No Sacramento, know over hit

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<v Speaker 1>the over in runs.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're playing in a minor league stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, yes, they It was eighteen to one on what

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<v Speaker 1>was that Monday night? Last night? It was like seven

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<v Speaker 1>to four, six to four, eight to four. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know the final score, ten to six. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>hitting the ball on that ballpark like freaking awesome, because what.

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<v Speaker 2>The mud hens play there or something. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>the whiskey dicks or what do they call themselves?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, uh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, man, I'm ready to tell a story. We

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<v Speaker 2>gotta start the show.

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<v Speaker 1>This started off terribly.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna do it live. Usually the worst ones are

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<v Speaker 2>the best ones, guys. Arnold is headed to the final four.

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<v Speaker 2>He will check in on Friday's pod. He is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be on the river Walk interviewing people, talking all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of celebs. He will be there for Duke Houston, Florida,

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<v Speaker 2>and Auburn, all the number ones. It's kind of chalky,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, but it's also pretty wet. And by that,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he's drinking a lot. He's soaked, soak it.

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<v Speaker 2>He pre soaked on the plane and now he's sopping wet.

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<v Speaker 2>There credit to Justin on that. Yeah, Justin calls when

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<v Speaker 2>you get drunk getting soaked, and Justin also calls what

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<v Speaker 2>it's somebody's birthday? You see? You say instead of saying

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<v Speaker 2>HBD or happy birthday, you say candles and cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, candles and cake. I like that one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a Broway, that's kind of fun. Hey, candles

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<v Speaker 1>and cake, Candles and cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro All right, we gotta do it live. We oh

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<v Speaker 2>the one, two, three?

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<v Speaker 1>So loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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<v Speaker 1>the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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<v Speaker 1>my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's says, and I'm from the North. I'm an

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<v Speaker 2>alpha male. I live on the northwestern side of Nashville, Tennessee,

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<v Speaker 2>near Indian Lake. It's absolutely beautiful and gorgeous two point

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<v Speaker 2>two acres with Baser my wife. We have been married

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<v Speaker 2>a solid five years. Congrats to us. Heyo, heyo. And

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<v Speaker 2>we will die of a heart attack, me specifically two.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have two point two kids that Justin checks

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<v Speaker 2>on at the Vanderbilt clinic every single day. God bless him.

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<v Speaker 2>Lunch over to you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I promised the story last pod about always gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring someone for the friend. There's always Hey, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring someone for your friend. And I had a fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>story about when I was before I was married. I

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<v Speaker 1>was single and I had a roommate named Mark. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is back in the MySpace days, right, And this

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<v Speaker 1>chick hits me on MySpace friend request boom, hottie blonde

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<v Speaker 1>short and.

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<v Speaker 2>Starts chatting short. Continue.

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<v Speaker 1>She starts chatting it up with me, chatting it up

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<v Speaker 1>with me, sending me messages. And she was like a

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<v Speaker 1>sophomore or junior at A and M Texas A and

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<v Speaker 1>M University. The the Texas A and M University.

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<v Speaker 2>In Australia. They don't say chatting to me, they say,

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<v Speaker 2>chatting me up, So please refer to it as.

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<v Speaker 1>That chatting it up. No chatting, oh, chatting me up. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>she was chatting me up. And she was like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>we should get together sometime. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Houston this weekend for astros gating me

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<v Speaker 1>and my roommate Mark. And she's like, how about I

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<v Speaker 1>meet you there.

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<v Speaker 2>I never met this chick going to an ass tro's game.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay, you know, but I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>with my roommate. And she was like, I'll bring my

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<v Speaker 1>friend for your roommate. And I'm like okay. She goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we get out of class kind of late on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, we wouldn't be able to make it

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<v Speaker 1>in time for the game. And I said, okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess I can just leave your name

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<v Speaker 1>at the front desk and add you to our reservation baller.

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<v Speaker 1>And so, because we had a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Cinnamon and Sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>And so me and Mark are just sitting there talking like, dang, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even know these chicks. We could be leaving

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<v Speaker 1>them access to our hotel room. They could take everything

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<v Speaker 1>we have. They could take our car. Our geys, go

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<v Speaker 1>out and get in our car and drive away, take

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<v Speaker 1>all of our crap. We have no idea that was

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<v Speaker 1>your concern. Well why not?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, robberies didn't happen back then. Continue your story

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm a blingering just started about ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it, robberies happened. Bro, Are you serious I'd write

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<v Speaker 1>to this story. I'll tell you the other story. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even go to the park around town. Not

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<v Speaker 2>to change the point, baser goes, Oh, I got robbed

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<v Speaker 2>there one time. We can't go awesome, I won't run anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well here's new. Here's the deal. So im and

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<v Speaker 1>then you don't even if they're gonna be as hot

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<v Speaker 1>as you don't even if she's gonna be hot, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you put on my space. Who knows

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<v Speaker 1>if she's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see, I missed the beginning of this story for

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<v Speaker 2>our truckers. Oh my god, that we're pocket pooling. Just

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<v Speaker 2>say the first two seconds of the story again.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you missed the beginning of the story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually trying to think in my head how I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna transfer that audio and video onto YouTube. So what

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<v Speaker 2>did you say you met him on YouTube? It's actually

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<v Speaker 2>important for me to.

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<v Speaker 1>Know this is going to be the worst podcast in

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<v Speaker 1>the history of sore losers. Now, where did you meet him?

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<v Speaker 1>This chick hit me on my Space back in my Space.

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<v Speaker 2>Now just seemed to hear that ten year damn store.

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<v Speaker 1>We started messaging back and forth, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we should get She was junior at Texas A and M.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, we should get together sometime. And I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be in Houston this weekend because it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that far from college station. And she's like, I can

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<v Speaker 1>drive over there and meet you. And I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be in my roommate. We're going to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of astros games. We're staying at the Ombni.

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<v Speaker 2>Downtown doing guy things.

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, oh, well, I can bring like my

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<v Speaker 1>friend or my roommate, you know, for your roommate. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably hit it off above it two and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>this goes short blonde, I mean nice rack, And I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>bring your friend, Like, I mean, sure, my roommate will

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<v Speaker 1>we find this is what I mean. My roommate was

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<v Speaker 1>always down to jump on the grenade, no matter what

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<v Speaker 1>he was already in. And he hadn't even seen the girl,

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't even seen the girl.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bro.

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<v Speaker 1>And the fact that this girl is gonna bring a

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<v Speaker 1>friend and her friend has never seen my roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get a waysize chess size?

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<v Speaker 1>But the only problem was they weren't gonna make it

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<v Speaker 1>in time for the game. They were gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>get there later tue the game.

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<v Speaker 2>You got two chicks coming, bro, The game.

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<v Speaker 1>Is just the thing. Yeah, but we're going to the game.

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<v Speaker 2>The concerts, the games, the bars, that's all things for

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<v Speaker 2>you to just hook up. Who cares about the damn

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<v Speaker 2>as Bros. Game?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we do. We care about the Astros game.

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<v Speaker 2>I would throw that dude. Oh you can't make the

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<v Speaker 2>game perfect? Yep, great, we'll get drunk. Awesome, we'll watch

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<v Speaker 2>it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, because we had tickets like three rows behind that,

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<v Speaker 1>the visitors dugout.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to go to that?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go to that? You got great seats.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna just give them up. And these chicks

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna get there when it's like the fourth inning.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're just gonna sit on our thumbs until they

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<v Speaker 1>get there. Is it ever about the concert? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>ever about Caine Brown? Is it ever about Luke Bryan?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it ever about Chris Stapleton? Or is it about

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<v Speaker 1>what happens around the concert? The drinks, the pre party,

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<v Speaker 1>the stories, the tailgating, the walking the bridge over, the

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<v Speaker 1>getting accosted by a bum. That is what the event

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<v Speaker 1>is about, not the Astros game, watching them hit dingers.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey chicks dig the long ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, I was hoping she was gonna hit my dinger,

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<v Speaker 1>or she was gonna use my bat to let me

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<v Speaker 1>hit her dinger. Whatever, it didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid, Will you get an autograph at the Killer Bees

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<v Speaker 2>for me and Bagio big Well? At Bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No and uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Bigio Bagwell and Berkman, No old Berkman.

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<v Speaker 1>But they also had Derek Bell before they had the

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<v Speaker 1>three Bees, they had killer Bees. Killer Bees anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know, we could just add your name

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<v Speaker 1>to our reservation. We'll just leave a kid at in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the desk for you. She's like, oh, that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be great, And we're like this may be the stupidest

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<v Speaker 1>thing we've ever done, or this is gonna be turned

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<v Speaker 1>out to be an awesome, awesome that we are doing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is either gonna be genius or they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>rob us blind or they're gonna be dog crap ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, this is Van Wilder before road trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. And so we left their name down at

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<v Speaker 1>the front desk that way they could get a key

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<v Speaker 1>when they got there. My name's Mick Levin and we're

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<v Speaker 1>there at the Astros game and it's the fourth or

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<v Speaker 1>fifth inning and I get a text, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go Astros.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey we made it to the room. We're gonna get ready. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd be ready to go out when you guys get

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<v Speaker 1>done with the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you are the women? You gotta go home? And

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<v Speaker 2>they texted me, let's go Astros. You smell like beer

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<v Speaker 2>and popcorn. You're gonna go hang out with these chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>A guy puked on me at the Astrodome.

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<v Speaker 1>It was inron or minute made whatever it's called.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's actually way better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was right there. The hotel is like three

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<v Speaker 1>blocks from the stadium. We walked. So I'm just like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be this is gonna be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>If they're all dulled up their hair. Mego, got little cocked,

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<v Speaker 2>little black dresses on, and you got smell like beer

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<v Speaker 2>and throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>We smell like beer and popcorn and hot dogs, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yes, and we got dirt that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>players throwing dirt in the air, and we got some

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<v Speaker 1>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, how's it going good? Berkman went one for two,

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<v Speaker 2>going great, yeah, big win for the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>So the game's over, Like all right, dude, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. We rolled back to the hotel room, both

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<v Speaker 1>of them hot wow in their little skirts. Ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go out. You guys ready to go? They go. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been pre gaming in the hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys got brooms and blow up fingers. Let's go shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Two freaking slammers just waiting on you as at the

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<v Speaker 2>hotel for a couple beer dogs and sausage pork missiles.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're thinking, why didn't you just leave when they

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<v Speaker 1>text you in the fourth inning? Hey, we're here, like,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't we just leave the game? Right now that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking back on it, like you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not about the game, it's leave the damn game.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we care about the freaking astros in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of April. Because here's the deal, right, we stayed for

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<v Speaker 2>all nine innings?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sorry, ladies, that went into extras. Oh what is

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<v Speaker 2>it midnight?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are you guys coming? Well, sorry, they're in the

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<v Speaker 1>eighteenth any we can't leave this exciting game.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't done the new thing where they put a

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<v Speaker 2>guy at second Mays with a torpedo bat. We're stuck

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<v Speaker 2>here for another eight innings.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, aren't you guys Following Ray's advice, always leave

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<v Speaker 1>early when you got two chicks in.

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<v Speaker 2>Your hotel room. Yeah, that's on steroids, dude. That furthers

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<v Speaker 2>my point. Always leave early. If you got tail at

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<v Speaker 2>definitely capital Always leave early. You're there for about an

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<v Speaker 2>inning and you're gone. It's not about the game, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be honest. This was before the pitch clock. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys are there for five hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you got him. Now looking back to

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<v Speaker 1>all the mistakes we made, all the mistakes we made, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like, oh, in South Beach taught me that one.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, dude, it's not about the Texas Longhorns game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about everything that happens around the game. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to go to the damn game. You just act

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<v Speaker 2>like you're going to the game, and girls will think

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<v Speaker 2>you're hot. You end up just chilling with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And right five years old on the road,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna talk about because it's not a national championship.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a regular season game, and it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the most iconic game of all time because it's

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<v Speaker 1>only a regular season game. So five years from now,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna remember the score of the game. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna remember what happened around the.

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<v Speaker 2>Game, the score in the bedroom, Ray, what bases were stolen?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct? Correct? And so then we go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room. There they are freaking hot in their little skirts,

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<v Speaker 1>like ready to go out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, coach, you actually give it the mental image

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<v Speaker 2>burnt in your head still, Ray, I could tell you

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of sequence on that front.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you walked in the hotel room, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom was right there to your right, always always

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<v Speaker 1>right there to the right, and then there was one

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<v Speaker 1>bed right out, you know, on the wall of the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other bed was against the window.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna head in the bathroom, mice my nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>So me and the blonde had the bedroom on the

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<v Speaker 1>by the window roommate. Mark and his chick had the

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<v Speaker 1>roommate by the bathroom or the bed by the bathroom wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you get a picture. Yeah, but anyway, we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go out. So we go bar hopping. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go ba ba ba ba ba ba bah. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, drinking. We're getting ham murred, getting hammer

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<v Speaker 1>having a great time. I mean, me and this blondie

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<v Speaker 1>are making out all night. Mark's kind of trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get with this girl, but she's kind of given attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>She's always not really in the best mood, not the

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<v Speaker 1>most friendly of friends, even though she was down. And

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<v Speaker 1>two am, we get a little bite to eat. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know where we got a bite to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was open or what if we

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<v Speaker 1>got a slice of pizza in Houston. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what we got. I just remember we ate something. We

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<v Speaker 1>went back to the hotel room and it's like three am,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm in the bed with the blondie. We are

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<v Speaker 1>naked under the covers, and I mean, my roommate and

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<v Speaker 1>that chick are fighting like a married couple, fighting like

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<v Speaker 1>a married couple.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been dating eight minutes. I mean, they not even

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<v Speaker 2>know each other for two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>They've known each other for two hours, and they are

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at each other. They're like, she's like you like,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, you are so blanking annoying, like oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, like who cares? Like let's just make out,

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<v Speaker 1>Like who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>She's trying to go over politics with it. And I

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<v Speaker 2>mean George Bush and Clinton.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and the other girl are in the bed just laughing, haha,

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<v Speaker 1>just cracking up.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I am funny down there.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, yeah, you guys are having fun. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad you guys are naked over there. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah we are. And you got shut up. You're ruining everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And the next morning, i mean, the girls pack up

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<v Speaker 1>their stuff and they head back to college station.

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<v Speaker 2>Why let out the grenade, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>They never hooked up. They just went to bed. They

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<v Speaker 1>just went to sleep and that was it. But she did,

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<v Speaker 1>but she did bring a friend. My roommate was I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he was willing to do anything. He hated her. She

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<v Speaker 1>was annoying. She was hot, but she was annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>He could have played it a little better with the

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<v Speaker 2>arguments I mean just taper it. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was just and then he just lost it.

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<v Speaker 1>He lost it and he was like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're so annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it should ever come to that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a fever. Pitch just talk to the girl

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<v Speaker 2>for three hours? Oh you studied biology? Cool? Hey, what

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<v Speaker 2>was the score of the Astros game? I'm gonna turn

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<v Speaker 2>on the tv even though I was at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, you can, even though we made you wait for

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<v Speaker 1>three extra hours while we sat at the game. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the crazy bar. I never saw the chick again.

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<v Speaker 2>What a weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I never went to college station. And maybe she hit

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<v Speaker 1>me up one time she went when she was back

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<v Speaker 1>in Austin. I don't know, but I don't remember ever

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<v Speaker 1>seeing her again. I don't remember if it just fizzled out,

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<v Speaker 1>if we just quit texting or whatever. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>She probably went and got down with some dude at

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<v Speaker 2>A and M and you probably probably.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a great weekend much. It was so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And the fact that we just left the key at

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<v Speaker 1>the front desk for chicks we've never met.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to. You're in your early twenties and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>these two chicks are gonna drive up from college station

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna spend the night and we're gonna party

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Yeah, and she offered up her friend like

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<v Speaker 1>pro bono, Like, hey, I make your roommate. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who your roomate is, but I'll bring a friend

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<v Speaker 1>for him. I mean, that is what life is about.

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<v Speaker 1>Those experiences are what life is about. Great, bo Great,

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<v Speaker 1>And that was that story worth it. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to rush it on Monday, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great. You know how many truck drivers just

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<v Speaker 2>had to pull over. Great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll take a break and you say that, hey,

0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.720
<v Speaker 1>the bling ring just started. I'll tell you a story

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<v Speaker 1>about the bling ring struck a lot sooner than this.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take a break and we'll be right back. One night, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out with chest Day other brother Buddy Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Them guys going to Church Street in Nashville.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was in Austin. Man. We had hit sixth Street,

0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:12.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of made our way over to fourth Street. Uh

0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.320
<v Speaker 1>may Fish Street, Yeah, that's where Fish Street right there. Ray.

0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.800
<v Speaker 2>We were ready to fly our flag.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm about to get in a cab home and

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<v Speaker 1>uh Day Eve and chess Day are about to take

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<v Speaker 1>a cab. They're about to take a cab home together. Well,

0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:26.760
<v Speaker 1>they live.

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<v Speaker 2>Together, they sleep together.

0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Now they live up north. I lived south of Slaughter, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we run in these two hotties and they're drunk

0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:39.800
<v Speaker 1>and stumbling around. We start talking to them. There's flirting

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<v Speaker 1>going on, you know, hooking arms and everything, and we're like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we didn't expect this At two thirty, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>two thirty three in the morning, we'd already ate our pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>so the streets had kind of cleared out.

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<v Speaker 2>They already started smelling.

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<v Speaker 1>They were stragglers.

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<v Speaker 2>They raydale, piss and throw up.

0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 1>They were stragglers. And they're like, oh, you know, like

0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:01.440
<v Speaker 1>we're all drunk and all sudden, you know, days making out.

0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:04.879
<v Speaker 1>One one girl's on my arm and I'm like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be able to do this because I

0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:09.920
<v Speaker 1>haven't met her parents yet. No, I didn't have a

0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:12.840
<v Speaker 1>roommate with me. So there's two of them, and chess

0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Day and Dave lived together. So I'm like, I mean,

0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:18.359
<v Speaker 1>I gotta let them have them, Like I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you just let chess Day and Dave hook

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<v Speaker 2>up and you take the other two.

0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:25.320
<v Speaker 1>That'd have been a great option. And I was like,

0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:26.840
<v Speaker 1>and I was a little pissed. I was a little pissed.

0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, my roommate went home early. This

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<v Speaker 1>is really stupid, like annoying.

0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy, I need you to wake up now, like awful.

0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, dude, this would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>great night. It would have been a great I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing playing and it just happens at two point thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three in the morning after you had pizza and you

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<v Speaker 1>were I mean, just looking for a cab, and instead

0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.280
<v Speaker 1>of hailing a cab, you hail two hotties. Would have

0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:50.600
<v Speaker 1>been fantastic. But I was like, hey, chess Day, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys take them. I'm out, you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, I'll get in the cab. You guys do

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<v Speaker 1>your thing. Congratulations, you guys lived together. So they took

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<v Speaker 1>a cab up to hit Dave's house and they're in

0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:06.000
<v Speaker 1>there and they do their thing and they wake up

0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:13.119
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Chip the music Crime pod Man chicks

0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:20.640
<v Speaker 1>are gone, man, cell phones are gone, laptops are gone,

0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:26.760
<v Speaker 1>who wallets gone? A couple pieces of jewelry.

0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:30.439
<v Speaker 2>Gone, I had jewelry this chest day where he.

0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Had a necklace or like a class ring. Gone freaking

0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:42.960
<v Speaker 1>be clamp got robbed, dude. S So these chicks, I

0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:45.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know if they were drunk at all. I think

0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:49.520
<v Speaker 1>they played drunk because we were drunk. Goes back.

0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:53.040
<v Speaker 2>They did hook up, so they successfully acted like they

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:55.119
<v Speaker 2>were drunk, and you guys weren't able to see through that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, It's three o'clock in the morning. You think I'm

0:21:58.840 --> 0:21:59.800
<v Speaker 1>worried if they're drunk or not.

0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.639
<v Speaker 2>You can always tell on TV when somebody's faking drunk.

0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Not when you're drunk. You're not paying attention to them.

0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Good point, you meet him on the street. So it's

0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:12.880
<v Speaker 2>easy on the street to fake drunk.

0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:14.880
<v Speaker 1>In front of what what was that club that was there?

0:22:15.040 --> 0:22:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Was it found a quaw kind of right bya like

0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:22.600
<v Speaker 1>that area. I don't know if it was found. I

0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:25.080
<v Speaker 1>think it was ranche No.

0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:33.280
<v Speaker 2>And Wooden Nickel. Dude, Paradise Island, the Library, I'm just thinking.

0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Disney Rooster.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where the real world went to absolutely.

0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:48.240
<v Speaker 1>All the time, chugging monkey no dude, every they got

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:52.000
<v Speaker 1>wiped out, dude, So they had gone home. The girl

0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:55.600
<v Speaker 1>did leave her brawl, did leave her bral behind, but

0:22:55.760 --> 0:23:00.520
<v Speaker 1>gone home. Hooked up chess Day and they pass out.

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Those girls just start swiping stuff. Call a friend, give

0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:08.320
<v Speaker 1>him the address, get picked up. They out. Never found them,

0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:09.160
<v Speaker 1>never found them.

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll open the investigation. It's gone cold.

0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:16.679
<v Speaker 1>No. No, my boy was a real estate agent. His

0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:21.200
<v Speaker 1>work computer, all his clients information on that computer. They

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 1>got it.

0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Well if that client base is depleted, so you tell

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:26.640
<v Speaker 2>me the bling ring just started.

0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:30.880
<v Speaker 1>But robberies they were happening. And I when I talked

0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:34.119
<v Speaker 1>to chess Day later that day, I was like, dude,

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I dodged a bullet. Like if my roommate would have

0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:41.040
<v Speaker 1>been there, there would have been a battle for those

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:44.159
<v Speaker 1>two hobbies that we met on Fifth Street, right in

0:23:44.160 --> 0:23:46.639
<v Speaker 1>front of the parking garage by Foundation, I think it

0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.640
<v Speaker 1>was Foundation at freaking three o'clock.

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 2>In the morning. The battle to get robbed and look.

0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Lo and behold my roommate going home early, which I

0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:59.960
<v Speaker 1>was mad about at the point, really saved me from

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<v Speaker 1>on robbery.

0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, your guardian angel saw you drunk and sloppy

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.440
<v Speaker 2>sent you home with a handrag and a pocket full

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 2>of pool see.

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:13.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the bling ring does exist. And it's like the

0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:16.640
<v Speaker 1>time that I went out one night roommate and I

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:20.800
<v Speaker 1>and my window was right above the driveway and the

0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:24.920
<v Speaker 1>next morning we wake up and his truck was absolutely Goneesh.

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, did you I don't remember you

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:32.080
<v Speaker 1>driving downtown? Did you drive us downtown? Then we took

0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 1>a cab on? He goes, No, dude, I didn't drive

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>last night. We didn't drive the parking lot, says different.

0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>H well your trucks, He goes, you didn't hear it? Start? Like, bro,

0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:43.439
<v Speaker 1>you know me jiggerbums I had last night. Do you

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:46.040
<v Speaker 1>think I heard someone hot wiring your car?

0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 2>You know how many trucks that you hear start and

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 2>stop at two thirty in the morning after the bars

0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:51.159
<v Speaker 2>in Austin, Texas?

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Zero a lot. Oh not when you're in your bed

0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:57.640
<v Speaker 1>passed out. See how robberies do happen? Dude, don't tell

0:24:57.680 --> 0:24:59.919
<v Speaker 1>me the bling ring invented it. But I was in

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 1>pressed with the sophistication of these girls to go with

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.760
<v Speaker 1>the do and the dedication to hook up just so

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>they could do the little robbery.

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:10.840
<v Speaker 2>So they gave their jewel and then stole some jewels

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:11.440
<v Speaker 2>on the way out.

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah, never got caught.

0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Man. Now you had to ask protection and also gonna

0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>rob me.

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:21.719
<v Speaker 1>That's right. Hey, you're not gonna like when I passed out.

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna like take my computer or anything, right

0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:25.400
<v Speaker 1>and call your friend to come get you. No, cool,

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:27.400
<v Speaker 1>all right, let me keep going ray.

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 2>That's why you got the handcuffs, the dazzled.

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:33.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there you go. Man, I told you I

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:36.199
<v Speaker 1>had that story. I had the robbery. You said the

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:37.040
<v Speaker 1>bling ring was new.

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I have my billion dollar idea, and.

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Then I have raised billion dollar idea right here.

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Let me do it after the break.

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Let me see. Yeah, you know what, there's a perfect

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:48.320
<v Speaker 1>time to take a break, and we're gonna make you

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 1>a billion dollars right after this, we'll be right back.

0:25:55.800 --> 0:26:02.520
<v Speaker 2>With the advent of the nil inner Scolassick information language.

0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:07.880
<v Speaker 1>The portal. The portal, the dumbest I am saying. I'm

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna say it now. It is out of control. It

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>is so stupid.

0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Browne put up all the Sweet sixteen teams that

0:26:16.600 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 2>are in and how many are the original players on

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 2>the team, how many are portal players? It looks like

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:22.159
<v Speaker 2>a porta potty.

0:26:22.480 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 1>No, there was some guy that he played. He started

0:26:26.560 --> 0:26:30.960
<v Speaker 1>his career at like Maryland, left Maryland for South Carolina.

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Right now he's married to mary Then he went back

0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 1>to Maryland this year, and now he's back at South Carolina.

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:39.000
<v Speaker 1>It is so stupid. If you are going to transfer,

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you get one transfer. This transferring every single year is stupid.

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:50.199
<v Speaker 1>That the starting point guard for Michigan, he was the

0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:54.400
<v Speaker 1>startingburn he was at Auburn, then he's at Michigan, leads

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:59.239
<v Speaker 1>them to the Sweet sixteen, and now he's transferring, Like,

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 1>excuse me. The transfer portal was supposed to help out

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 1>if you're not playing, your coach leaves give you some independence.

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:10.320
<v Speaker 1>But every game, every year, you're transfer role. It is

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>so stupid every game that the portal is broken. And

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:18.159
<v Speaker 1>I understand they're trying to get paid, but I can't

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>believe the dude going from South Carolina to this school

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:24.760
<v Speaker 1>back to that school. Is the pay that different? I

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 1>can't understand it.

0:27:26.320 --> 0:27:28.399
<v Speaker 2>So what we would do here's my idea.

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Please tell me?

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 2>So what are these nil deals? Is it a dealership

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:34.760
<v Speaker 2>in town? Hey, we need the Big four dealership.

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 1>That's a great question.

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 2>And we also need a cell phone company. They'll get

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:39.359
<v Speaker 2>him cell phones for free and then they can probably

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 2>fork over you know, five grad.

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:41.679
<v Speaker 1>That's a great question.

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Or is it just a written check for coming to

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 2>our school? Because what I've heard is some people ain't

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:49.360
<v Speaker 2>paying up. So you make the promises, the kids really

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:53.000
<v Speaker 2>ain't getting the checks full them ount allegedly allegedly. How

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 2>many businesses are involved in Abba Daba, going to Byu,

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I believe his name is a lot of hope, going

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 2>to Arizona. How many different investors are there. Our job

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:09.119
<v Speaker 2>would be going to the mom and pop places. So

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.840
<v Speaker 2>in Indian Lake, it would be you and me. We'd

0:28:11.880 --> 0:28:14.440
<v Speaker 2>be going to the Amish store. We'd be going to

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>the Kroger. We'd be going to put Shack. We would

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 2>go to local golf course, the Munis, and we would say, hey,

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 2>do you want to fork over one thousand dollars because

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 2>we think fifty thousand dollars could help sway a particular player,

0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 2>one of the top ten players in the country.

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>But does fifty thousand dollars really do it?

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I think it does, especially if you can pay them

0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 2>same day. So you got to get fifty mom and

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 2>pop businesses. So it would be me and your job

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 2>to go around college campuses. We'd be going to the Auburns.

0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:46.160
<v Speaker 2>We'd be going to the Knoxville's, the Nationals now Vandy's

0:28:46.200 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 2>a megatropolis for college talent. We'd be going to Detroit.

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.160
<v Speaker 2>We would be going to Memphis.

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know if there's any businesses in Memphis.

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 2>We'd be heading to la We'd be heading to Lojola.

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:03.440
<v Speaker 2>We'd be heading to UCLA, all Scottsdale, Mesa, all of

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:07.080
<v Speaker 2>these towns in saying we need fifty businesses one thousand

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>dollars and you will have this massive athlete come to

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 2>this school. That would be our job, and I think

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 2>it would be a booming industry. I just don't have

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 2>the time to do it. So I'm offering it up

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 2>to the podcast world. You guys make something of it.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, I do believe that is what they have. They

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 1>have that position at the university.

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I think they have people that go out and talk

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 1>to the boosters and local businesses and say, hey, we

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>need this much money. Would you like to donate to

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 1>our NIL fund? And people do it. I think a

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of them have gms where they contact the players,

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>they figure out the salaries that they have, what they

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.600
<v Speaker 1>can afford, what they can't afford. It's out of control.

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 1>We got to start signing contracts. We gotta quit like

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 1>with this crap about college athletes and they're not professionals.

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Sign a contract or get lost. Like this is so stupid. Yeah,

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 1>I just can't handle it. Like every day I'm looking

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 1>at another Kansas player enters the portal and I me

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And you want to know how bad it is at Kansas.

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>You want to know how bad something went so wrong

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:11.200
<v Speaker 1>this year? How bad is it? Ray?

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 2>It's so bad the uh what's Kansas known for? Wheat?

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 2>The wheat fields are leaving Ray. It's so bad in Kansas.

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 2>People from California are moving in and robbing the cows.

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Ray.

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 2>It's so bad in Kansas. The cornfields have now turned

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 2>into soybeans. Ray. It is so bad in Kansas. They

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 2>are taking down the basketball hoops Ray and putting up

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 2>soccer nets. They are changing the mom and pop boots

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>and cowboy hats Ray for this new Louis Baton and Balenciaga.

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Ray.

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 2>It's gotten so bad in Kansas. Ray. The ghosts of

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 2>my my grandparents said, get me the hell out of here,

0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>we're moving to Tennessee. Right, it's that bad in Kansas.

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 1>No, like something went wrong in that locker room. And

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I know you guys don't want to hear me talking

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 1>about Kansas all the time.

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I know Kansas Talk Radio, you're wife and what to t.

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:23.479
<v Speaker 1>We're in Lawrence, Yeah, that's where the Jayhawks reside. And

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 1>here's the problem. It's just something so near and dear

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:27.840
<v Speaker 1>to my heart that I want you to feel the

0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 1>pain that I feel. I watched this season and knew

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 1>something was wrong. They were so hard to cheer for.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 1>It was a disaster. They all hated each other, you

0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>could tell it. And this sums it up.

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 2>They made the tournament.

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Kansas Basketball has canceled its annual postseason team banquet.

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Sheeesh this you can't even break bread together in Kansas, exactly.

0:31:56.920 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 1>They can't even fake it for one more night to

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 1>put on a united front for their banquet. That ends

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>their season. That wraps it up, That puts a bow

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>on it, says, hey, this is who we were as

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>a team. This tells you that that team that Bill

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>so self never wanted to be in the same room

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>with all those guys ever again, he just wanted it

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>to end. There was something wrong. It was fractured. They

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>canceled the end of the year banquet where they recognized

0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the players. This is the seniors chance to wrap it

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>up and say goodbye one last time and get DAPs

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and for everything they brought to Kansas. Bill self said thanks,

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>but no freaking thanks. Please get these guys out of

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>my face.

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Dwan Harris congrat dude on the two points and average

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 2>of two assists a game. Hell of a year career.

0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>He did win a national title, so don't just bash him.

0:32:55.600 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty one post put him he was Baylor

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 2>than Kansas, than Yukon, Yukon, than Duke.

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, he won a national title. kJ Adams he

0:33:06.840 --> 0:33:12.520
<v Speaker 1>won a national title. Chalmers, Chalmers won a national title. Uh,

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>who else was on that team?

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 2>He was the only one good.

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:19.120
<v Speaker 1>No, he was not. Oh my god, are you kidding me?

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 1>They were all good.

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do it because he made that jumper.

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh that jumper was so great. One. I mean the

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>handoff to come around the corner. Toss it to him.

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Every March madness is different. He experienced some different ways.

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you're on spring break. This year I got to

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 2>watch a lot of the games with Boomer, Muffy my

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 2>parents was awesome.

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm so confused. Muffy was here and then she went

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 1>to San Antonio. How many spring breaks do they get?

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I think they took off the entire month.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 2>My parents were here two different weekends. My sister and

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Boomer were here two different weekends. If you're able to

0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 2>wrap your head around.

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 1>That, yeah, I am now more weekends. Right, We're gonna

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>take a break and I'm gonna come back and tell

0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:05.000
<v Speaker 1>you all about the Padres. First game of Coach Bitch Baseball.

0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I saw there three and oo no, no, no, coach pitch man.

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:11.839
<v Speaker 1>We're not talking about the major league team. I think

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>they're six and zero. We'll be right back. You look

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:20.359
<v Speaker 1>like you're dad man.

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Bro. The Big Show takes the heart and soul out

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:28.680
<v Speaker 2>of any man you think you have a personality. Spread

0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:31.840
<v Speaker 2>that over twelve segments and slap me and call me daddy.

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna call you daddy. I'll call you daddy daddy,

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna tell.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>You this, Well, you bashed my idea.

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I came up with a billion idea and by the

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 2>end of the idea was down to five cents.

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 1>So well, the only problem was I just think they

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:47.759
<v Speaker 1>already have people that do that.

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.040
<v Speaker 2>You're telling me right now, somebody's been to the McDonald's

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 2>across the street, fought their way through all the homeless

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 2>people and asked them if they want to contribute to

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:58.800
<v Speaker 2>an NIL fund. I'll hang up and listen.

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a great point. They do need to go to

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 1>the mom and pop shop.

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:06.919
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, the homage people. You don't think they want

0:35:06.920 --> 0:35:10.040
<v Speaker 2>to contribute to an NIL player to Abadaba from BYU

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 2>coming here? Why did by you get him?

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>It's a great question. You're onto something. Maybe you are

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 1>onto something.

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Maybe all right, let's do it el Dad's baseball or

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 2>the Padres.

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Listen, the Padres. We played t ball last year we

0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:27.799
<v Speaker 1>were the Expos, and this year it was time to

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 1>move up to coach pitch, and I could have left

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 1>baby box two behind and t ball you know where.

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 1>He would have probably been one of the better players

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>because he he just turned five. So coach bitch, is

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 1>he really ready for coach pitch? Probably not? Probably not.

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>The baseball bat is as big as him.

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 2>If you get a chance, move him up. So I

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 2>always did to you boys.

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 1>But I felt like one last year of them being

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 1>on the same baseball team, it's pretty exciting to play

0:35:57.640 --> 0:35:58.240
<v Speaker 1>with your brother.

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Barry Lark and Dad again, Griffy, Griffy.

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>The only Lebron Lebron junior.

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Alamar Alamar Senior.

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Who else? Vlad Guerrero Vlad Gerrero Junior.

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 2>They don't play on the same Tony Gwynn, Kyle Ripkin

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Ripkin and Billy Billy Ripkin.

0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:18.920
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, you know, this is gonna be

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:22.640
<v Speaker 1>a great idea. And my father in law was like, oh, man,

0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I think you did it too soon. I don't know

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:25.879
<v Speaker 1>if he's ready. I don't know if Baby Box two

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 1>is ready for coach pitch. So we've been practicing. Man,

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 1>we've been throwing the ball and he hits it sometimes

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Babybox one, he's he's hitting the ball. He can rip it.

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 1>He's fine. So we get our uniforms. We are the

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:41.239
<v Speaker 1>padres and in the rules it says if you get

0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>someone out, we should reward the players for getting him out.

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Take him off the base, right, And we have had

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:53.359
<v Speaker 1>our practices rained out, rained out, rained out, keeps raining out.

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 1>So we throw a practice together Friday night for like

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 1>forty minutes just so we can meet the kids. Hi,

0:36:59.600 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 1>what's your Nice to meet you. Okay, cool? Your name?

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.239
<v Speaker 1>All right? Cool? That way, when we show up to

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 1>the game on Saturday, we know people's names. And we

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 1>show up on Saturday, and we got our uniforms on,

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>we got them tucked in. We're ready to go. I

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:18.319
<v Speaker 1>have never seen such athletes in my life. Ray, that

0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:23.960
<v Speaker 1>first inning ground ball, first baseman goes down on it,

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>picks it up, steps on the bag. Out. We got

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 1>it out.

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 2>That's already better in the basketball season, dude, unbelievable.

0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem, though, The kids stayed on first base.

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Every kid he advances a base, I'm.

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Like, wait a minute, the rules specifically said this year

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:46.640
<v Speaker 1>in coach pitch, if they're out, you should reward the

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:49.320
<v Speaker 1>fielders and have the guy not run the bases.

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm out America, dude. Take him to Dominican Republic. That's

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:53.760
<v Speaker 2>where they'll learn to play with bottle caps.

0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 1>And so the kids stayed on first base. I'm like, Okay,

0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 1>that's weird. Maybe the coach thought it was a close

0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 1>play and he was safe.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Cool, all right, Ray, I'm gonna take my kids like

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:03.280
<v Speaker 2>jose Al tuove you gonna play with those bottle caps?

0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:05.839
<v Speaker 2>Really learn how to play baseball, right, And so.

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.399
<v Speaker 1>Then we later in the inning and get another ball.

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:12.520
<v Speaker 1>The shortstop slash pitcher kind of area throws at the

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 1>first end. Time out. We got two outs and the

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>coach let the kids stay on base.

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Dude. America isn't where you learn to play baseball. You

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 2>can learn to other stuff in America, not to sport

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:25.400
<v Speaker 2>of baseball there. You need. You need to go to

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>San Juan. You need to go to Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Haiti.

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 2>They don't play with gloves there. That's where you brail

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:34.680
<v Speaker 2>belled character. Not here on the streets of the private.

0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:37.760
<v Speaker 1>And we don't do private. We're a city league. Sounds

0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 1>like it, I know, And I was very disappointed because

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't understand. You get and so

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 1>in coach pitch, you get five pitches from the pitcher

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:46.360
<v Speaker 1>and if you don't hit it, they put it on

0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:51.160
<v Speaker 1>the tea and you hit it. Okay, okay, cool, Well

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:55.359
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, baby box, whack, second pitch, doesn't

0:38:55.360 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>need it, baby box two, third pitch, boom, hits it.

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's go, who's pitching you no other coach. He's pitching,

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 1>and all these other coaches they get on one knee

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and they pitch it. Our guy, he stands straight up

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:11.840
<v Speaker 1>and just throws it. Rows it great.

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 2>The downward trajectory a little bit.

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess you're right.

0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why it's tough for the launch angle.

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's why people are on the knee because they

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.040
<v Speaker 1>want it to be a straight line drive.

0:39:22.600 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Why do you think it's so damn hard? They did

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 2>seven foot pitcher.

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Tough, bro, I mean he is like probably six'.

0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 2>One tell him to get on his.

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Ass i'm gonna. Talk i'll send him a text and be, like, hey,

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 1>man maybe you need to go down to one. Knee

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:36.320
<v Speaker 1>so what is that kind of?

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Comment what do you?

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Mean? Man second time? Up baby? Boxes Baby box two

0:39:41.680 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>is swunging miss at four, pitches one, left one, left

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:48.439
<v Speaker 1>And i'm, like dang, it, man maybe he's not ready

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:53.960
<v Speaker 1>for coach. Pitch that pitch comes, In dan hits. It

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 1>it's ground ball between first and. Second first baseman grabs,

0:39:57.400 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 1>it steps on the bag out. Safe he's, safe really

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.799
<v Speaker 1>because the other coach didn't make their kids get off the.

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Base so that's WHERE i had my, dilemma what DO

0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 1>i do at this. Moment DO i do what the

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 1>other coach, did or DO i remember what the rules

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:20.080
<v Speaker 1>said and respect the game of. Baseball you did read

0:40:20.080 --> 0:40:20.359
<v Speaker 1>the rule.

0:40:20.360 --> 0:40:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Book you gotta respect.

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>That and that's WHY i looked At babybox TO i,

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 1>said hey, man they got. YOU i gotta go sit.

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Down sheh that was.

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Deep and he went sat. Down he went sat back

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:32.320
<v Speaker 1>in the dugout.

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 2>RY i peered over at the other coach AND i

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.359
<v Speaker 2>made the look to him like.

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 1>At. YOU i just couldn't believe. IT i was, LIKE

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:46.879
<v Speaker 1>i can't be upset at him letting the runners stay

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 1>on If i'm not going to do the same and

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 1>just take my kid off the. Base and it was my.

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Kid it was a tough, call BUT i did. It

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 1>he was out fair and.

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Square he has not call out thy kid that die

0:40:57.800 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 2>did not call.

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Out at some, Point, Brewte at some, point, guys they

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>have got to learn that you're not always gonna get on,

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:07.239
<v Speaker 1>base that it's okay to get.

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Out, yeah the hanky paying, stuff forget, that, Dude let's

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 2>play the. Game there's worlds of ahead of us In, Tokyo,

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 2>shanghai other places like. THAT usa And. America you can

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 2>see why the game's fall curs. Out, yes, yes, yeah

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 2>they're really good down. There but, yeah that was that was? It,

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Man that was. It so drive around in your local.

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 2>COMMUNITY i don't know if you're a truck driver driving

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.799
<v Speaker 2>on the main roads the, secondary because we know my

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 2>parents drive on the secondary. Roads, guys go to a ball.

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Field is anybody playing in your? Town probably. Not the

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:41.880
<v Speaker 2>game of baseball is on its way, out and we

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:44.440
<v Speaker 2>just found out right. Now it's. Soft kids are getting

0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 2>on base and they're safe when they're. Out sounds like

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 2>an infield fly that just doesn't go. Away talk to

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 2>your family and to your. Kids is the game of

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 2>baseball gonna start in your? Community or is are gonna

0:41:55.520 --> 0:42:03.319
<v Speaker 2>die in your? Community hang up and, listen, man that,

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 2>dad big show beat the crap.

0:42:05.040 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 1>OUT i, know, Man i'm, tired, Dude i'm pretty.

0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Tired yeah that was a haymaker of a. Show oh,

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 2>WAIT i mean we got knocked around THEN i got.

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Baser how can you having so much more energy on the.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Weekends you try and have a personality for twelve hours a.

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Day it's.

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Impossible truck, drivers when do you guys have to have

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 2>a personality when you talk on the phone to your, Wife, hey,

0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>honey life's. Great when you go to the gas station

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:32.840
<v Speaker 2>and fill up with, diesel you rarely have to be.

0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 2>On we have to be on for twelve hours a.

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Day, teachers oh, god they.

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Got to be. On and we had the debate with

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:45.720
<v Speaker 2>one of our. Friends it's a small, debate but what's

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:50.880
<v Speaker 2>tougher twelve hours of parenting or twelve hours of a

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 2>job where you have to be on for twelve?

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Hours, well it depends on what the job, is and

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:00.479
<v Speaker 1>also depends how many kids and how.

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Old two, kids your kid's.

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Age probably twelve hours.

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 2>On because everybody sided with. Me this was a fight

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:16.520
<v Speaker 2>like five years, Ago Dodds Corteses, slaters massive, fight huge.

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Fight who has it? Tougher ray twelve hours on or

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 2>another one of our friends with the two kids twelve

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:26.320
<v Speaker 2>hours on and everybody sided with. Me everybody, said twelve

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:30.800
<v Speaker 2>hours on is way harder than twelve hours with, Kids

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:32.279
<v Speaker 2>and it led to a huge, fight and the whole

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 2>weekend was maybe marred by this.

0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Fight so you're saying it was kind of like the

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:39.160
<v Speaker 1>fight between my roommate and his new chick of two

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>hours in.

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 2>The hotel room ray except for they had their guns.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Drawn if you know WHAT i, mean.

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 1>You know What i'm.

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Saying mark was carrying a.

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 1>Rifle no he. Was he was carrying a.

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.839
<v Speaker 2>BAT i had a pea, shooter BUT i had my gun.

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Holstered mark on the other hand and was firing. Away

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:09.400
<v Speaker 2>h