1
00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go all right. Look, I don't know how

2
00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:08,400
Speaker 1: to do the The camera does not like it's not

3
00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,319
Speaker 1: strong enough to hold it up. Right?

4
00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,119
Speaker 2: Is there a disc underneath the camera that you can tighten?

5
00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,680
Speaker 1: The camera disc is fine, it's the arm that hold Look.

6
00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,400
Speaker 1: Look you can't see it because you're not looking.

7
00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,800
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to make us on camera too. We're live.

8
00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,160
Speaker 1: Look, this part doesn't hold.

9
00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,600
Speaker 2: It up all. I'm gonna come look at it.

10
00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,080
Speaker 1: Guys.

11
00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:36,360
Speaker 2: Keep listening to our truck drivers out there. Guys, we'll

12
00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,400
Speaker 2: be with you in a second.

13
00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,199
Speaker 1: I'm so frustrated. I'm coming, but you're not gonna be

14
00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:40,960
Speaker 1: able to do anything.

15
00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,800
Speaker 2: I'm fixing your camera.

16
00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,840
Speaker 1: I bet you a dollar. You can't fix it. Get

17
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,640
Speaker 1: it to stand up. Wow, you got to stand up. Now,

18
00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:57,240
Speaker 1: let it go, Let it go. It's this thing that

19
00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,560
Speaker 1: connects to the pole. But now I'm not in it.

20
00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,080
Speaker 2: Well, then twist it.

21
00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,600
Speaker 1: Damn you did it? What was I twisting? I was

22
00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,319
Speaker 1: twisting this black thing right here? Hey, I was twisting

23
00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,640
Speaker 1: this knob. Couldn't get that. I didn't know about that knob.

24
00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,440
Speaker 1: That's my fault. Sorry.

25
00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,880
Speaker 2: Well, now you have to put the lights up because

26
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,120
Speaker 2: you're kind of Oh my gosh, are we really live?

27
00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,680
Speaker 2: No that I don't think that still works. I don't

28
00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,280
Speaker 2: want to risk it.

29
00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,520
Speaker 1: Maybe we could have him come by and show us

30
00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,000
Speaker 1: how to do it.

31
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's here today.

32
00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I mean. Maybe we could have hit

33
00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,319
Speaker 1: him up and hey, would you come by and show us?

34
00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,760
Speaker 2: I do love having this sun just beating down on me?

35
00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:41,880
Speaker 1: What up, dude?

36
00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,840
Speaker 2: All right, I'm just gonna title this one. Fix the camera.

37
00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,000
Speaker 2: You just needed to put something up.

38
00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:47,400
Speaker 1: Guys.

39
00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,760
Speaker 2: We fixed the camera. Now we just got to figure

40
00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,160
Speaker 2: out how to do the live and then we'll be

41
00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,600
Speaker 2: able to do it Instagram, YouTube lives and you guys

42
00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,160
Speaker 2: can comment.

43
00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so you're already ending the video.

44
00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just needs to be short. Okay, all right,

45
00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,680
Speaker 2: let's actually do a podcast. Turn those damn lights out.

46
00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean they beat dude, they beat

47
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:12,360
Speaker 2: down on me. I'm gonna have a sunburn. We can't

48
00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:18,839
Speaker 2: even turt off lights. This is there.

49
00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,600
Speaker 1: You go. We got a great pod today.

50
00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,720
Speaker 2: I already know what you're gonna talk about.

51
00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,760
Speaker 1: No, I don't get a crap. I don't give a

52
00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,000
Speaker 1: crap about the torpedo bats.

53
00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,359
Speaker 2: Hey man, get me a burrito. I said, a burrito,

54
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,799
Speaker 2: not a torpedo.

55
00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,760
Speaker 1: Because if they do torpedo bats, if everybody uses them,

56
00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,880
Speaker 1: it just evens it out, so I don't really care, and.

57
00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,000
Speaker 2: It just shifts the biggest part of the bat to

58
00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,880
Speaker 2: the middle a little bit and you can barely tell.

59
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,040
Speaker 2: But there are twelve guys using them.

60
00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,720
Speaker 1: There are a lot of home runs being hit. And

61
00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:56,120
Speaker 1: I will say this, guys when they're playing in Oakland

62
00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:02,799
Speaker 1: at I mean Sacramento, Vegas. No Sacramento, know over hit

63
00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,079
Speaker 1: the over in runs.

64
00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,520
Speaker 2: Because they're playing in a minor league stadium.

65
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,040
Speaker 1: Dude, yes, they It was eighteen to one on what

66
00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,480
Speaker 1: was that Monday night? Last night? It was like seven

67
00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,280
Speaker 1: to four, six to four, eight to four. I don't

68
00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,839
Speaker 1: even know the final score, ten to six. They're they're

69
00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,840
Speaker 1: hitting the ball on that ballpark like freaking awesome, because what.

70
00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,280
Speaker 2: The mud hens play there or something. I don't know,

71
00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,360
Speaker 2: the whiskey dicks or what do they call themselves?

72
00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:33,280
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, uh, I don't know.

73
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,240
Speaker 2: All right, man, I'm ready to tell a story. We

74
00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,240
Speaker 2: gotta start the show.

75
00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,440
Speaker 1: This started off terribly.

76
00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,000
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Usually the worst ones are

77
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,520
Speaker 2: the best ones, guys. Arnold is headed to the final four.

78
00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,600
Speaker 2: He will check in on Friday's pod. He is gonna

79
00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,480
Speaker 2: be on the river Walk interviewing people, talking all sorts

80
00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,320
Speaker 2: of celebs. He will be there for Duke Houston, Florida,

81
00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,760
Speaker 2: and Auburn, all the number ones. It's kind of chalky,

82
00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,240
Speaker 2: he said, but it's also pretty wet. And by that,

83
00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,400
Speaker 2: I mean he's drinking a lot. He's soaked, soak it.

84
00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,000
Speaker 2: He pre soaked on the plane and now he's sopping wet.

85
00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,600
Speaker 2: There credit to Justin on that. Yeah, Justin calls when

86
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,280
Speaker 2: you get drunk getting soaked, and Justin also calls what

87
00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,119
Speaker 2: it's somebody's birthday? You see? You say instead of saying

88
00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,600
Speaker 2: HBD or happy birthday, you say candles and cake.

89
00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,880
Speaker 1: Uh oh, candles and cake. I like that one. It's

90
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,599
Speaker 1: kind of a Broway, that's kind of fun. Hey, candles

91
00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,760
Speaker 1: and cake, Candles and cake.

92
00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:29,159
Speaker 2: Bro All right, we gotta do it live. We oh

93
00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:30,679
Speaker 2: the one, two, three?

94
00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:36,320
Speaker 1: So loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

95
00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,520
Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

96
00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,560
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

97
00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's says, and I'm from the North. I'm an

98
00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,359
Speaker 2: alpha male. I live on the northwestern side of Nashville, Tennessee,

99
00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,400
Speaker 2: near Indian Lake. It's absolutely beautiful and gorgeous two point

100
00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,240
Speaker 2: two acres with Baser my wife. We have been married

101
00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,880
Speaker 2: a solid five years. Congrats to us. Heyo, heyo. And

102
00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,600
Speaker 2: we will die of a heart attack, me specifically two.

103
00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,559
Speaker 2: We do have two point two kids that Justin checks

104
00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,120
Speaker 2: on at the Vanderbilt clinic every single day. God bless him.

105
00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:06,800
Speaker 2: Lunch over to you.

106
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,320
Speaker 1: So I promised the story last pod about always gonna

107
00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,960
Speaker 1: bring someone for the friend. There's always Hey, I'm gonna

108
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,520
Speaker 1: bring someone for your friend. And I had a fantastic

109
00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:21,200
Speaker 1: story about when I was before I was married. I

110
00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,560
Speaker 1: was single and I had a roommate named Mark. And

111
00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,680
Speaker 1: this is back in the MySpace days, right, And this

112
00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,159
Speaker 1: chick hits me on MySpace friend request boom, hottie blonde

113
00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,680
Speaker 1: short and.

114
00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,520
Speaker 2: Starts chatting short. Continue.

115
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,200
Speaker 1: She starts chatting it up with me, chatting it up

116
00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:44,160
Speaker 1: with me, sending me messages. And she was like a

117
00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,719
Speaker 1: sophomore or junior at A and M Texas A and

118
00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,760
Speaker 1: M University. The the Texas A and M University.

119
00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,360
Speaker 2: In Australia. They don't say chatting to me, they say,

120
00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,760
Speaker 2: chatting me up, So please refer to it as.

121
00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:02,040
Speaker 1: That chatting it up. No chatting, oh, chatting me up. Sorry,

122
00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,920
Speaker 1: she was chatting me up. And she was like, oh man,

123
00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,240
Speaker 1: we should get together sometime. And I was like, well,

124
00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to Houston this weekend for astros gating me

125
00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,159
Speaker 1: and my roommate Mark. And she's like, how about I

126
00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,840
Speaker 1: meet you there.

127
00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,440
Speaker 2: I never met this chick going to an ass tro's game.

128
00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:25,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, you know, but I'm gonna be

129
00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,919
Speaker 1: with my roommate. And she was like, I'll bring my

130
00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,440
Speaker 1: friend for your roommate. And I'm like okay. She goes, well,

131
00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,480
Speaker 1: we get out of class kind of late on Friday,

132
00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,919
Speaker 1: so you know, we wouldn't be able to make it

133
00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,560
Speaker 1: in time for the game. And I said, okay, you know,

134
00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I can just leave your name

135
00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,120
Speaker 1: at the front desk and add you to our reservation baller.

136
00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,240
Speaker 1: And so, because we had a hotel room.

137
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cinnamon and Sugar.

138
00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,200
Speaker 1: And so me and Mark are just sitting there talking like, dang, dude,

139
00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,120
Speaker 1: we don't even know these chicks. We could be leaving

140
00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,280
Speaker 1: them access to our hotel room. They could take everything

141
00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,640
Speaker 1: we have. They could take our car. Our geys, go

142
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,160
Speaker 1: out and get in our car and drive away, take

143
00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,560
Speaker 1: all of our crap. We have no idea that was

144
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,160
Speaker 1: your concern. Well why not?

145
00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,720
Speaker 2: I mean, robberies didn't happen back then. Continue your story

146
00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,720
Speaker 2: and I'm a blingering just started about ten years ago.

147
00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,760
Speaker 1: Oh it, robberies happened. Bro, Are you serious I'd write

148
00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,720
Speaker 1: to this story. I'll tell you the other story. Dude.

149
00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,400
Speaker 2: I can't even go to the park around town. Not

150
00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,480
Speaker 2: to change the point, baser goes, Oh, I got robbed

151
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,520
Speaker 2: there one time. We can't go awesome, I won't run anymore.

152
00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well here's new. Here's the deal. So im and

153
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,280
Speaker 1: then you don't even if they're gonna be as hot

154
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,559
Speaker 1: as you don't even if she's gonna be hot, because

155
00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,560
Speaker 1: you know what you put on my space. Who knows

156
00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,280
Speaker 1: if she's hot.

157
00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,960
Speaker 2: Oh see, I missed the beginning of this story for

158
00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,200
Speaker 2: our truckers. Oh my god, that we're pocket pooling. Just

159
00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,600
Speaker 2: say the first two seconds of the story again.

160
00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean you missed the beginning of the story.

161
00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,320
Speaker 2: It's actually trying to think in my head how I'm

162
00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,000
Speaker 2: gonna transfer that audio and video onto YouTube. So what

163
00:07:56,040 --> 00:08:02,320
Speaker 2: did you say you met him on YouTube? It's actually

164
00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,240
Speaker 2: important for me to.

165
00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,040
Speaker 1: Know this is going to be the worst podcast in

166
00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,160
Speaker 1: the history of sore losers. Now, where did you meet him?

167
00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,480
Speaker 1: This chick hit me on my Space back in my Space.

168
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,560
Speaker 2: Now just seemed to hear that ten year damn store.

169
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,960
Speaker 1: We started messaging back and forth, and she was like,

170
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000
Speaker 1: we should get She was junior at Texas A and M.

171
00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,800
Speaker 1: She's like, we should get together sometime. And I'm like, well,

172
00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Houston this weekend because it's not

173
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,080
Speaker 1: that far from college station. And she's like, I can

174
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,200
Speaker 1: drive over there and meet you. And I said, well,

175
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my roommate. We're going to you know,

176
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,559
Speaker 1: a couple of astros games. We're staying at the Ombni.

177
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,040
Speaker 2: Downtown doing guy things.

178
00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,000
Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, well, I can bring like my

179
00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,920
Speaker 1: friend or my roommate, you know, for your roommate. They'll

180
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,000
Speaker 1: probably hit it off above it two and I mean

181
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,200
Speaker 1: this goes short blonde, I mean nice rack, And I'm like, okay,

182
00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,240
Speaker 1: bring your friend, Like, I mean, sure, my roommate will

183
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,280
Speaker 1: we find this is what I mean. My roommate was

184
00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,400
Speaker 1: always down to jump on the grenade, no matter what

185
00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,439
Speaker 1: he was already in. And he hadn't even seen the girl,

186
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,240
Speaker 1: hadn't even seen the girl.

187
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:01,920
Speaker 2: That's a bro.

188
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,240
Speaker 1: And the fact that this girl is gonna bring a

189
00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,560
Speaker 1: friend and her friend has never seen my roommate.

190
00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,400
Speaker 2: Can we get a waysize chess size?

191
00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:13,840
Speaker 1: But the only problem was they weren't gonna make it

192
00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,520
Speaker 1: in time for the game. They were gonna have to

193
00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,080
Speaker 1: get there later tue the game.

194
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,359
Speaker 2: You got two chicks coming, bro, The game.

195
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,880
Speaker 1: Is just the thing. Yeah, but we're going to the game.

196
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,520
Speaker 2: The concerts, the games, the bars, that's all things for

197
00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,760
Speaker 2: you to just hook up. Who cares about the damn

198
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,640
Speaker 2: as Bros. Game?

199
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,960
Speaker 1: Well, we do. We care about the Astros game.

200
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,040
Speaker 2: I would throw that dude. Oh you can't make the

201
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,800
Speaker 2: game perfect? Yep, great, we'll get drunk. Awesome, we'll watch

202
00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,360
Speaker 2: it on TV.

203
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,680
Speaker 1: So no, because we had tickets like three rows behind that,

204
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,439
Speaker 1: the visitors dugout.

205
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,679
Speaker 2: Oh you want to go to that?

206
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,320
Speaker 1: You want to go to that? You got great seats.

207
00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,280
Speaker 1: You're not gonna just give them up. And these chicks

208
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,959
Speaker 1: are gonna get there when it's like the fourth inning.

209
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,240
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna sit on our thumbs until they

210
00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,800
Speaker 1: get there. Is it ever about the concert? Is it

211
00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,600
Speaker 1: ever about Caine Brown? Is it ever about Luke Bryan?

212
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,080
Speaker 1: Is it ever about Chris Stapleton? Or is it about

213
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,560
Speaker 1: what happens around the concert? The drinks, the pre party,

214
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,079
Speaker 1: the stories, the tailgating, the walking the bridge over, the

215
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,680
Speaker 1: getting accosted by a bum. That is what the event

216
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:18,000
Speaker 1: is about, not the Astros game, watching them hit dingers.

217
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,160
Speaker 2: Hey chicks dig the long ball.

218
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,000
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I was hoping she was gonna hit my dinger,

219
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,600
Speaker 1: or she was gonna use my bat to let me

220
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,600
Speaker 1: hit her dinger. Whatever, it didn't matter.

221
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,240
Speaker 2: Kid, Will you get an autograph at the Killer Bees

222
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,400
Speaker 2: for me and Bagio big Well? At Bill.

223
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,800
Speaker 1: Uh No and uh.

224
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,760
Speaker 2: Bigio Bagwell and Berkman, No old Berkman.

225
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,600
Speaker 1: But they also had Derek Bell before they had the

226
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,040
Speaker 1: three Bees, they had killer Bees. Killer Bees anyway, So

227
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, we could just add your name

228
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,760
Speaker 1: to our reservation. We'll just leave a kid at in

229
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,400
Speaker 1: front of the desk for you. She's like, oh, that'd

230
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,880
Speaker 1: be great, And we're like this may be the stupidest

231
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,040
Speaker 1: thing we've ever done, or this is gonna be turned

232
00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,800
Speaker 1: out to be an awesome, awesome that we are doing,

233
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,840
Speaker 1: Like this is either gonna be genius or they're gonna

234
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,599
Speaker 1: rob us blind or they're gonna be dog crap ugly.

235
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,839
Speaker 2: Dude, this is Van Wilder before road trip.

236
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,920
Speaker 1: Let's go. And so we left their name down at

237
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,520
Speaker 1: the front desk that way they could get a key

238
00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,720
Speaker 1: when they got there. My name's Mick Levin and we're

239
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,000
Speaker 1: there at the Astros game and it's the fourth or

240
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,079
Speaker 1: fifth inning and I get a text, Hey.

241
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,520
Speaker 2: Let's go Astros.

242
00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,560
Speaker 1: Hey we made it to the room. We're gonna get ready. Well,

243
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,120
Speaker 1: we'd be ready to go out when you guys get

244
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:26,760
Speaker 1: done with the game.

245
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,600
Speaker 2: Who you are the women? You gotta go home? And

246
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:34,040
Speaker 2: they texted me, let's go Astros. You smell like beer

247
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,240
Speaker 2: and popcorn. You're gonna go hang out with these chicks.

248
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,880
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.

249
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,239
Speaker 2: A guy puked on me at the Astrodome.

250
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,280
Speaker 1: It was inron or minute made whatever it's called.

251
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,480
Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually way better.

252
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was right there. The hotel is like three

253
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,640
Speaker 1: blocks from the stadium. We walked. So I'm just like, man,

254
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:54,880
Speaker 1: this is gonna be this is gonna be awesome.

255
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,520
Speaker 2: If they're all dulled up their hair. Mego, got little cocked,

256
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,840
Speaker 2: little black dresses on, and you got smell like beer

257
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,679
Speaker 2: and throw up.

258
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,560
Speaker 1: We smell like beer and popcorn and hot dogs, and

259
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean yes, and we got dirt that you know,

260
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,000
Speaker 1: players throwing dirt in the air, and we got some

261
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:09,240
Speaker 1: of that.

262
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, how's it going good? Berkman went one for two,

263
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,839
Speaker 2: going great, yeah, big win for the boys.

264
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,240
Speaker 1: So the game's over, Like all right, dude, here we go,

265
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,880
Speaker 1: let's go. We rolled back to the hotel room, both

266
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:26,440
Speaker 1: of them hot wow in their little skirts. Ready to

267
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,040
Speaker 1: go out. You guys ready to go? They go. We've

268
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,720
Speaker 1: been pre gaming in the hotel room.

269
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:34,200
Speaker 2: You guys got brooms and blow up fingers. Let's go shows.

270
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,200
Speaker 2: Two freaking slammers just waiting on you as at the

271
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:41,200
Speaker 2: hotel for a couple beer dogs and sausage pork missiles.

272
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,200
Speaker 1: And you're thinking, why didn't you just leave when they

273
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,840
Speaker 1: text you in the fourth inning? Hey, we're here, like,

274
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,160
Speaker 1: why didn't we just leave the game? Right now that

275
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm looking back on it, like you're saying.

276
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,439
Speaker 2: It's not about the game, it's leave the damn game.

277
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,280
Speaker 2: Do we care about the freaking astros in the middle

278
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,720
Speaker 2: of April. Because here's the deal, right, we stayed for

279
00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,520
Speaker 2: all nine innings?

280
00:12:59,600 --> 00:12:59,800
Speaker 1: Right?

281
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,600
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, ladies, that went into extras. Oh what is

282
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,280
Speaker 2: it midnight?

283
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,280
Speaker 1: Oh are you guys coming? Well, sorry, they're in the

284
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,880
Speaker 1: eighteenth any we can't leave this exciting game.

285
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,640
Speaker 2: They haven't done the new thing where they put a

286
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,560
Speaker 2: guy at second Mays with a torpedo bat. We're stuck

287
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,920
Speaker 2: here for another eight innings.

288
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,600
Speaker 1: Hey, man, aren't you guys Following Ray's advice, always leave

289
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,960
Speaker 1: early when you got two chicks in.

290
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,520
Speaker 2: Your hotel room. Yeah, that's on steroids, dude. That furthers

291
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,760
Speaker 2: my point. Always leave early. If you got tail at

292
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,440
Speaker 2: definitely capital Always leave early. You're there for about an

293
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,520
Speaker 2: inning and you're gone. It's not about the game, you

294
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,800
Speaker 2: gotta be honest. This was before the pitch clock. You

295
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,640
Speaker 2: guys are there for five hours.

296
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,360
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you got him. Now looking back to

297
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,760
Speaker 1: all the mistakes we made, all the mistakes we made, and.

298
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,720
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, in South Beach taught me that one.

299
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,679
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, it's not about the Texas Longhorns game.

300
00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,640
Speaker 2: It's about everything that happens around the game. We're not

301
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,240
Speaker 2: trying to go to the damn game. You just act

302
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,000
Speaker 2: like you're going to the game, and girls will think

303
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,320
Speaker 2: you're hot. You end up just chilling with them.

304
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And right five years old on the road,

305
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about because it's not a national championship.

306
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,640
Speaker 1: It's just a regular season game, and it's not gonna

307
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,800
Speaker 1: be the most iconic game of all time because it's

308
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,480
Speaker 1: only a regular season game. So five years from now,

309
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,240
Speaker 1: you're not gonna remember the score of the game. You're

310
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,040
Speaker 1: gonna remember what happened around the.

311
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,440
Speaker 2: Game, the score in the bedroom, Ray, what bases were stolen?

312
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:24,800
Speaker 1: Correct? Correct? And so then we go back to the

313
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,520
Speaker 1: hotel room. There they are freaking hot in their little skirts,

314
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,440
Speaker 1: like ready to go out.

315
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,360
Speaker 2: Let's go, coach, you actually give it the mental image

316
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,080
Speaker 2: burnt in your head still, Ray, I could tell you

317
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,240
Speaker 2: the amount of sequence on that front.

318
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,320
Speaker 1: And when you walked in the hotel room, you know,

319
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,920
Speaker 1: the bathroom was right there to your right, always always

320
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,120
Speaker 1: right there to the right, and then there was one

321
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,360
Speaker 1: bed right out, you know, on the wall of the bathroom,

322
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,560
Speaker 1: and then the other bed was against the window.

323
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna head in the bathroom, mice my nuts.

324
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,720
Speaker 1: So me and the blonde had the bedroom on the

325
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,080
Speaker 1: by the window roommate. Mark and his chick had the

326
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,640
Speaker 1: roommate by the bathroom or the bed by the bathroom wall.

327
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,960
Speaker 1: Say you get a picture. Yeah, but anyway, we're not.

328
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna go out. So we go bar hopping. Let's

329
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,120
Speaker 1: go ba ba ba ba ba ba bah. You know

330
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, drinking. We're getting ham murred, getting hammer

331
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,480
Speaker 1: having a great time. I mean, me and this blondie

332
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,880
Speaker 1: are making out all night. Mark's kind of trying to

333
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,080
Speaker 1: get with this girl, but she's kind of given attitude.

334
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,640
Speaker 1: She's always not really in the best mood, not the

335
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:28,280
Speaker 1: most friendly of friends, even though she was down. And

336
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,040
Speaker 1: two am, we get a little bite to eat. I

337
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,520
Speaker 1: don't even know where we got a bite to eat.

338
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what was open or what if we

339
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,840
Speaker 1: got a slice of pizza in Houston. I don't know

340
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,040
Speaker 1: what we got. I just remember we ate something. We

341
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,880
Speaker 1: went back to the hotel room and it's like three am,

342
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,720
Speaker 1: and I'm in the bed with the blondie. We are

343
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,920
Speaker 1: naked under the covers, and I mean, my roommate and

344
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,840
Speaker 1: that chick are fighting like a married couple, fighting like

345
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,800
Speaker 1: a married couple.

346
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,400
Speaker 2: They've been dating eight minutes. I mean, they not even

347
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,320
Speaker 2: know each other for two hours.

348
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,600
Speaker 1: They've known each other for two hours, and they are

349
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,120
Speaker 1: yelling at each other. They're like, she's like you like,

350
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,480
Speaker 1: and he's like, you are so blanking annoying, like oh

351
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:15,600
Speaker 1: my god, like who cares? Like let's just make out,

352
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,240
Speaker 1: Like who cares?

353
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,560
Speaker 2: She's trying to go over politics with it. And I

354
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,640
Speaker 2: mean George Bush and Clinton.

355
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,680
Speaker 1: Me and the other girl are in the bed just laughing, haha,

356
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,920
Speaker 1: just cracking up.

357
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,560
Speaker 2: I know, I am funny down there.

358
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,680
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, you guys are having fun. I'm

359
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,520
Speaker 1: glad you guys are naked over there. And I'm like,

360
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,000
Speaker 1: yeah we are. And you got shut up. You're ruining everything.

361
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,560
Speaker 1: And the next morning, i mean, the girls pack up

362
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,240
Speaker 1: their stuff and they head back to college station.

363
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,040
Speaker 2: Why let out the grenade, Well.

364
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,000
Speaker 1: They never hooked up. They just went to bed. They

365
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,920
Speaker 1: just went to sleep and that was it. But she did,

366
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,840
Speaker 1: but she did bring a friend. My roommate was I mean,

367
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,880
Speaker 1: he was willing to do anything. He hated her. She

368
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,160
Speaker 1: was annoying. She was hot, but she was annoying.

369
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,159
Speaker 2: He could have played it a little better with the

370
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,439
Speaker 2: arguments I mean just taper it. I don't know.

371
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,119
Speaker 1: I mean it was just and then he just lost it.

372
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,520
Speaker 1: He lost it and he was like, oh my gosh,

373
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,680
Speaker 1: you're so annoying.

374
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if it should ever come to that

375
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,640
Speaker 2: kind of a fever. Pitch just talk to the girl

376
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:23,439
Speaker 2: for three hours? Oh you studied biology? Cool? Hey, what

377
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,320
Speaker 2: was the score of the Astros game? I'm gonna turn

378
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,280
Speaker 2: on the tv even though I was at it.

379
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,080
Speaker 1: Dude, you can, even though we made you wait for

380
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,760
Speaker 1: three extra hours while we sat at the game. And

381
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,480
Speaker 1: here's the crazy bar. I never saw the chick again.

382
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,240
Speaker 2: What a weekend.

383
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,520
Speaker 1: I never went to college station. And maybe she hit

384
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,000
Speaker 1: me up one time she went when she was back

385
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,040
Speaker 1: in Austin. I don't know, but I don't remember ever

386
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,679
Speaker 1: seeing her again. I don't remember if it just fizzled out,

387
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,800
Speaker 1: if we just quit texting or whatever. I don't know.

388
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,919
Speaker 2: She probably went and got down with some dude at

389
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,000
Speaker 2: A and M and you probably probably.

390
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,920
Speaker 1: But it was a great weekend much. It was so fun.

391
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,000
Speaker 1: And the fact that we just left the key at

392
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,000
Speaker 1: the front desk for chicks we've never met.

393
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind.

394
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,360
Speaker 1: You have to. You're in your early twenties and you're like,

395
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,119
Speaker 1: these two chicks are gonna drive up from college station

396
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,879
Speaker 1: and they're gonna spend the night and we're gonna party

397
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,520
Speaker 1: with them. Yeah, and she offered up her friend like

398
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,480
Speaker 1: pro bono, Like, hey, I make your roommate. I don't

399
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,960
Speaker 1: know who your roomate is, but I'll bring a friend

400
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,200
Speaker 1: for him. I mean, that is what life is about.

401
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,080
Speaker 1: Those experiences are what life is about. Great, bo Great,

402
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,639
Speaker 1: And that was that story worth it. I didn't want

403
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,200
Speaker 1: to rush it on Monday, dude.

404
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,080
Speaker 2: It was great. You know how many truck drivers just

405
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:38,040
Speaker 2: had to pull over. Great story.

406
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take a break and you say that, hey,

407
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,720
Speaker 1: the bling ring just started. I'll tell you a story

408
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,520
Speaker 1: about the bling ring struck a lot sooner than this.

409
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,520
Speaker 1: We'll take a break and we'll be right back. One night, dude,

410
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,919
Speaker 1: I'm out with chest Day other brother Buddy Day.

411
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:05,040
Speaker 2: Them guys going to Church Street in Nashville.

412
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,399
Speaker 1: No, it was in Austin. Man. We had hit sixth Street,

413
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,040
Speaker 1: kind of made our way over to fourth Street. Uh

414
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,320
Speaker 1: may Fish Street, Yeah, that's where Fish Street right there. Ray.

415
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 2: We were ready to fly our flag.

416
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,480
Speaker 1: And I'm about to get in a cab home and

417
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,200
Speaker 1: uh Day Eve and chess Day are about to take

418
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,239
Speaker 1: a cab. They're about to take a cab home together. Well,

419
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:26,760
Speaker 1: they live.

420
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 2: Together, they sleep together.

421
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,680
Speaker 1: Now they live up north. I lived south of Slaughter, Yeah,

422
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,280
Speaker 1: and we run in these two hotties and they're drunk

423
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,800
Speaker 1: and stumbling around. We start talking to them. There's flirting

424
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,880
Speaker 1: going on, you know, hooking arms and everything, and we're like, whoa,

425
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,280
Speaker 1: all right, we didn't expect this At two thirty, you know,

426
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,320
Speaker 1: two thirty three in the morning, we'd already ate our pizza,

427
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:49,760
Speaker 1: so the streets had kind of cleared out.

428
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,280
Speaker 2: They already started smelling.

429
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Speaker 1: They were stragglers.

430
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,640
Speaker 2: They raydale, piss and throw up.

431
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,000
Speaker 1: They were stragglers. And they're like, oh, you know, like

432
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,440
Speaker 1: we're all drunk and all sudden, you know, days making out.

433
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 1: One one girl's on my arm and I'm like, man,

434
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to do this because I

435
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,920
Speaker 1: haven't met her parents yet. No, I didn't have a

436
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 1: roommate with me. So there's two of them, and chess

437
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,159
Speaker 1: Day and Dave lived together. So I'm like, I mean,

438
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,359
Speaker 1: I gotta let them have them, Like I can't.

439
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,600
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just let chess Day and Dave hook

440
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 2: up and you take the other two.

441
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 1: That'd have been a great option. And I was like,

442
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 1: and I was a little pissed. I was a little pissed.

443
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, my roommate went home early. This

444
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 1: is really stupid, like annoying.

445
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 2: Jimmy, I need you to wake up now, like awful.

446
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 1: Like I was like, dude, this would have been a

447
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: great night. It would have been a great I mean,

448
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: nothing playing and it just happens at two point thirty

449
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: three in the morning after you had pizza and you

450
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 1: were I mean, just looking for a cab, and instead

451
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 1: of hailing a cab, you hail two hotties. Would have

452
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 1: been fantastic. But I was like, hey, chess Day, Dave,

453
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 1: you guys take them. I'm out, you know what I mean, Like,

454
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,919
Speaker 1: you guys, I'll get in the cab. You guys do

455
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 1: your thing. Congratulations, you guys lived together. So they took

456
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: a cab up to hit Dave's house and they're in

457
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 1: there and they do their thing and they wake up

458
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 1: in the morning. Chip the music Crime pod Man chicks

459
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: are gone, man, cell phones are gone, laptops are gone,

460
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 1: who wallets gone? A couple pieces of jewelry.

461
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 2: Gone, I had jewelry this chest day where he.

462
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 1: Had a necklace or like a class ring. Gone freaking

463
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: be clamp got robbed, dude. S So these chicks, I

464
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: don't know if they were drunk at all. I think

465
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: they played drunk because we were drunk. Goes back.

466
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 2: They did hook up, so they successfully acted like they

467
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 2: were drunk, and you guys weren't able to see through that.

468
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: Bro, It's three o'clock in the morning. You think I'm

469
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: worried if they're drunk or not.

470
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 2: You can always tell on TV when somebody's faking drunk.

471
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Not when you're drunk. You're not paying attention to them.

472
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 2: Good point, you meet him on the street. So it's

473
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 2: easy on the street to fake drunk.

474
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 1: In front of what what was that club that was there?

475
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: Was it found a quaw kind of right bya like

476
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: that area. I don't know if it was found. I

477
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: think it was ranche No.

478
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: And Wooden Nickel. Dude, Paradise Island, the Library, I'm just thinking.

479
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 1: Disney Rooster.

480
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 2: That's where the real world went to absolutely.

481
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: All the time, chugging monkey no dude, every they got

482
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 1: wiped out, dude, So they had gone home. The girl

483
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: did leave her brawl, did leave her bral behind, but

484
00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: gone home. Hooked up chess Day and they pass out.

485
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: Those girls just start swiping stuff. Call a friend, give

486
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: him the address, get picked up. They out. Never found them,

487
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 1: never found them.

488
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: I'll open the investigation. It's gone cold.

489
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 1: No. No, my boy was a real estate agent. His

490
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: work computer, all his clients information on that computer. They

491
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 1: got it.

492
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: Well if that client base is depleted, so you tell

493
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 2: me the bling ring just started.

494
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: But robberies they were happening. And I when I talked

495
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 1: to chess Day later that day, I was like, dude,

496
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet. Like if my roommate would have

497
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: been there, there would have been a battle for those

498
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 1: two hobbies that we met on Fifth Street, right in

499
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: front of the parking garage by Foundation, I think it

500
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: was Foundation at freaking three o'clock.

501
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: In the morning. The battle to get robbed and look.

502
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: Lo and behold my roommate going home early, which I

503
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: was mad about at the point, really saved me from

504
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: on robbery.

505
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, your guardian angel saw you drunk and sloppy

506
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 2: sent you home with a handrag and a pocket full

507
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: of pool see.

508
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bling ring does exist. And it's like the

509
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: time that I went out one night roommate and I

510
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: and my window was right above the driveway and the

511
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: next morning we wake up and his truck was absolutely Goneesh.

512
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, did you I don't remember you

513
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: driving downtown? Did you drive us downtown? Then we took

514
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: a cab on? He goes, No, dude, I didn't drive

515
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: last night. We didn't drive the parking lot, says different.

516
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: H well your trucks, He goes, you didn't hear it? Start? Like, bro,

517
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: you know me jiggerbums I had last night. Do you

518
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: think I heard someone hot wiring your car?

519
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 2: You know how many trucks that you hear start and

520
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: stop at two thirty in the morning after the bars

521
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 2: in Austin, Texas?

522
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: Zero a lot. Oh not when you're in your bed

523
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 1: passed out. See how robberies do happen? Dude, don't tell

524
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: me the bling ring invented it. But I was in

525
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: pressed with the sophistication of these girls to go with

526
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: the do and the dedication to hook up just so

527
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: they could do the little robbery.

528
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: So they gave their jewel and then stole some jewels

529
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 2: on the way out.

530
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, never got caught.

531
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 2: Man. Now you had to ask protection and also gonna

532
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: rob me.

533
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 1: That's right. Hey, you're not gonna like when I passed out.

534
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: You're not gonna like take my computer or anything, right

535
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: and call your friend to come get you. No, cool,

536
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: all right, let me keep going ray.

537
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: That's why you got the handcuffs, the dazzled.

538
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there you go. Man, I told you I

539
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,199
Speaker 1: had that story. I had the robbery. You said the

540
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: bling ring was new.

541
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: I have my billion dollar idea, and.

542
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: Then I have raised billion dollar idea right here.

543
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 2: Let me do it after the break.

544
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: Let me see. Yeah, you know what, there's a perfect

545
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: time to take a break, and we're gonna make you

546
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: a billion dollars right after this, we'll be right back.

547
00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: With the advent of the nil inner Scolassick information language.

548
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: The portal. The portal, the dumbest I am saying. I'm

549
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: gonna say it now. It is out of control. It

550
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: is so stupid.

551
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: Jennifer Browne put up all the Sweet sixteen teams that

552
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: are in and how many are the original players on

553
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 2: the team, how many are portal players? It looks like

554
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: a porta potty.

555
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: No, there was some guy that he played. He started

556
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: his career at like Maryland, left Maryland for South Carolina.

557
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: Right now he's married to mary Then he went back

558
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: to Maryland this year, and now he's back at South Carolina.

559
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: It is so stupid. If you are going to transfer,

560
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: you get one transfer. This transferring every single year is stupid.

561
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: That the starting point guard for Michigan, he was the

562
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: startingburn he was at Auburn, then he's at Michigan, leads

563
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:59,239
Speaker 1: them to the Sweet sixteen, and now he's transferring, Like,

564
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: excuse me. The transfer portal was supposed to help out

565
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: if you're not playing, your coach leaves give you some independence.

566
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: But every game, every year, you're transfer role. It is

567
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: so stupid every game that the portal is broken. And

568
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: I understand they're trying to get paid, but I can't

569
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: believe the dude going from South Carolina to this school

570
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: back to that school. Is the pay that different? I

571
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: can't understand it.

572
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 2: So what we would do here's my idea.

573
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: Please tell me?

574
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: So what are these nil deals? Is it a dealership

575
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 2: in town? Hey, we need the Big four dealership.

576
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: That's a great question.

577
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: And we also need a cell phone company. They'll get

578
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 2: him cell phones for free and then they can probably

579
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 2: fork over you know, five grad.

580
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: That's a great question.

581
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 2: Or is it just a written check for coming to

582
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: our school? Because what I've heard is some people ain't

583
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 2: paying up. So you make the promises, the kids really

584
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: ain't getting the checks full them ount allegedly allegedly. How

585
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: many businesses are involved in Abba Daba, going to Byu,

586
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 2: I believe his name is a lot of hope, going

587
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: to Arizona. How many different investors are there. Our job

588
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: would be going to the mom and pop places. So

589
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: in Indian Lake, it would be you and me. We'd

590
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 2: be going to the Amish store. We'd be going to

591
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 2: the Kroger. We'd be going to put Shack. We would

592
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: go to local golf course, the Munis, and we would say, hey,

593
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: do you want to fork over one thousand dollars because

594
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: we think fifty thousand dollars could help sway a particular player,

595
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: one of the top ten players in the country.

596
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: But does fifty thousand dollars really do it?

597
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: I think it does, especially if you can pay them

598
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: same day. So you got to get fifty mom and

599
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: pop businesses. So it would be me and your job

600
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: to go around college campuses. We'd be going to the Auburns.

601
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: We'd be going to the Knoxville's, the Nationals now Vandy's

602
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: a megatropolis for college talent. We'd be going to Detroit.

603
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: We would be going to Memphis.

604
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if there's any businesses in Memphis.

605
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: We'd be heading to la We'd be heading to Lojola.

606
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: We'd be heading to UCLA, all Scottsdale, Mesa, all of

607
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 2: these towns in saying we need fifty businesses one thousand

608
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: dollars and you will have this massive athlete come to

609
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: this school. That would be our job, and I think

610
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: it would be a booming industry. I just don't have

611
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: the time to do it. So I'm offering it up

612
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: to the podcast world. You guys make something of it.

613
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: Well, I do believe that is what they have. They

614
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: have that position at the university.

615
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh.

616
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: I think they have people that go out and talk

617
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: to the boosters and local businesses and say, hey, we

618
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: need this much money. Would you like to donate to

619
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: our NIL fund? And people do it. I think a

620
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: lot of them have gms where they contact the players,

621
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: they figure out the salaries that they have, what they

622
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: can afford, what they can't afford. It's out of control.

623
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: We got to start signing contracts. We gotta quit like

624
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: with this crap about college athletes and they're not professionals.

625
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: Sign a contract or get lost. Like this is so stupid. Yeah,

626
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: I just can't handle it. Like every day I'm looking

627
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: at another Kansas player enters the portal and I me

628
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: And you want to know how bad it is at Kansas.

629
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: You want to know how bad something went so wrong

630
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: this year? How bad is it? Ray?

631
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: It's so bad the uh what's Kansas known for? Wheat?

632
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: The wheat fields are leaving Ray. It's so bad in Kansas.

633
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: People from California are moving in and robbing the cows.

634
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: Ray.

635
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: It's so bad in Kansas. The cornfields have now turned

636
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: into soybeans. Ray. It is so bad in Kansas. They

637
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: are taking down the basketball hoops Ray and putting up

638
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 2: soccer nets. They are changing the mom and pop boots

639
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: and cowboy hats Ray for this new Louis Baton and Balenciaga.

640
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: Ray.

641
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: It's gotten so bad in Kansas. Ray. The ghosts of

642
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: my my grandparents said, get me the hell out of here,

643
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 2: we're moving to Tennessee. Right, it's that bad in Kansas.

644
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: No, like something went wrong in that locker room. And

645
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: I know you guys don't want to hear me talking

646
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: about Kansas all the time.

647
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: I know Kansas Talk Radio, you're wife and what to t.

648
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,479
Speaker 1: We're in Lawrence, Yeah, that's where the Jayhawks reside. And

649
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: here's the problem. It's just something so near and dear

650
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: to my heart that I want you to feel the

651
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: pain that I feel. I watched this season and knew

652
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: something was wrong. They were so hard to cheer for.

653
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: It was a disaster. They all hated each other, you

654
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: could tell it. And this sums it up.

655
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: They made the tournament.

656
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: Kansas Basketball has canceled its annual postseason team banquet.

657
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: Sheeesh this you can't even break bread together in Kansas, exactly.

658
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: They can't even fake it for one more night to

659
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: put on a united front for their banquet. That ends

660
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: their season. That wraps it up, That puts a bow

661
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: on it, says, hey, this is who we were as

662
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: a team. This tells you that that team that Bill

663
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: so self never wanted to be in the same room

664
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: with all those guys ever again, he just wanted it

665
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: to end. There was something wrong. It was fractured. They

666
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: canceled the end of the year banquet where they recognized

667
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: the players. This is the seniors chance to wrap it

668
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: up and say goodbye one last time and get DAPs

669
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: and for everything they brought to Kansas. Bill self said thanks,

670
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: but no freaking thanks. Please get these guys out of

671
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: my face.

672
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: Dwan Harris congrat dude on the two points and average

673
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: of two assists a game. Hell of a year career.

674
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: He did win a national title, so don't just bash him.

675
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty one post put him he was Baylor

676
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: than Kansas, than Yukon, Yukon, than Duke.

677
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, he won a national title. kJ Adams he

678
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: won a national title. Chalmers, Chalmers won a national title. Uh,

679
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: who else was on that team?

680
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: He was the only one good.

681
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: No, he was not. Oh my god, are you kidding me?

682
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: They were all good.

683
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: I didn't do it because he made that jumper.

684
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh that jumper was so great. One. I mean the

685
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: handoff to come around the corner. Toss it to him.

686
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: Every March madness is different. He experienced some different ways.

687
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're on spring break. This year I got to

688
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: watch a lot of the games with Boomer, Muffy my

689
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: parents was awesome.

690
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Muffy was here and then she went

691
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: to San Antonio. How many spring breaks do they get?

692
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: I don't. I think they took off the entire month.

693
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: My parents were here two different weekends. My sister and

694
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: Boomer were here two different weekends. If you're able to

695
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: wrap your head around.

696
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: That, yeah, I am now more weekends. Right, We're gonna

697
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: take a break and I'm gonna come back and tell

698
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: you all about the Padres. First game of Coach Bitch Baseball.

699
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: I saw there three and oo no, no, no, coach pitch man.

700
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: We're not talking about the major league team. I think

701
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: they're six and zero. We'll be right back. You look

702
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: like you're dad man.

703
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: Bro. The Big Show takes the heart and soul out

704
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: of any man you think you have a personality. Spread

705
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 2: that over twelve segments and slap me and call me daddy.

706
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call you daddy. I'll call you daddy daddy,

707
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell.

708
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: You this, Well, you bashed my idea.

709
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: Man.

710
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 2: I came up with a billion idea and by the

711
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 2: end of the idea was down to five cents.

712
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: So well, the only problem was I just think they

713
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: already have people that do that.

714
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: You're telling me right now, somebody's been to the McDonald's

715
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: across the street, fought their way through all the homeless

716
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: people and asked them if they want to contribute to

717
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 2: an NIL fund. I'll hang up and listen.

718
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: It's a great point. They do need to go to

719
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: the mom and pop shop.

720
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 2: Thank you, the homage people. You don't think they want

721
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: to contribute to an NIL player to Abadaba from BYU

722
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 2: coming here? Why did by you get him?

723
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: It's a great question. You're onto something. Maybe you are

724
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: onto something.

725
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: Maybe all right, let's do it el Dad's baseball or

726
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: the Padres.

727
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: Listen, the Padres. We played t ball last year we

728
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: were the Expos, and this year it was time to

729
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: move up to coach pitch, and I could have left

730
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: baby box two behind and t ball you know where.

731
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: He would have probably been one of the better players

732
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: because he he just turned five. So coach bitch, is

733
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: he really ready for coach pitch? Probably not? Probably not.

734
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: The baseball bat is as big as him.

735
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: If you get a chance, move him up. So I

736
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: always did to you boys.

737
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: But I felt like one last year of them being

738
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: on the same baseball team, it's pretty exciting to play

739
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: with your brother.

740
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 2: Yep, Barry Lark and Dad again, Griffy, Griffy.

741
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: The only Lebron Lebron junior.

742
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: Alamar Alamar Senior.

743
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: Who else? Vlad Guerrero Vlad Gerrero Junior.

744
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: They don't play on the same Tony Gwynn, Kyle Ripkin

745
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 2: Ripkin and Billy Billy Ripkin.

746
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, this is gonna be

747
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: a great idea. And my father in law was like, oh, man,

748
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: I think you did it too soon. I don't know

749
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: if he's ready. I don't know if Baby Box two

750
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: is ready for coach pitch. So we've been practicing. Man,

751
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: we've been throwing the ball and he hits it sometimes

752
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: Babybox one, he's he's hitting the ball. He can rip it.

753
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: He's fine. So we get our uniforms. We are the

754
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: padres and in the rules it says if you get

755
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: someone out, we should reward the players for getting him out.

756
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: Take him off the base, right, And we have had

757
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: our practices rained out, rained out, rained out, keeps raining out.

758
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: So we throw a practice together Friday night for like

759
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: forty minutes just so we can meet the kids. Hi,

760
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: what's your Nice to meet you. Okay, cool? Your name?

761
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? That way, when we show up to

762
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: the game on Saturday, we know people's names. And we

763
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: show up on Saturday, and we got our uniforms on,

764
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: we got them tucked in. We're ready to go. I

765
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: have never seen such athletes in my life. Ray, that

766
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: first inning ground ball, first baseman goes down on it,

767
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: picks it up, steps on the bag. Out. We got

768
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: it out.

769
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: That's already better in the basketball season, dude, unbelievable.

770
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: Here's the problem, though, The kids stayed on first base.

771
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 2: Every kid he advances a base, I'm.

772
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: Like, wait a minute, the rules specifically said this year

773
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: in coach pitch, if they're out, you should reward the

774
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: fielders and have the guy not run the bases.

775
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: I'm out America, dude. Take him to Dominican Republic. That's

776
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 2: where they'll learn to play with bottle caps.

777
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: And so the kids stayed on first base. I'm like, Okay,

778
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: that's weird. Maybe the coach thought it was a close

779
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: play and he was safe.

780
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: Cool, all right, Ray, I'm gonna take my kids like

781
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 2: jose Al tuove you gonna play with those bottle caps?

782
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: Really learn how to play baseball, right, And so.

783
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: Then we later in the inning and get another ball.

784
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: The shortstop slash pitcher kind of area throws at the

785
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: first end. Time out. We got two outs and the

786
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: coach let the kids stay on base.

787
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: Dude. America isn't where you learn to play baseball. You

788
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 2: can learn to other stuff in America, not to sport

789
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: of baseball there. You need. You need to go to

790
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: San Juan. You need to go to Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Haiti.

791
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: They don't play with gloves there. That's where you brail

792
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 2: belled character. Not here on the streets of the private.

793
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: And we don't do private. We're a city league. Sounds

794
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: like it, I know, And I was very disappointed because

795
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't understand. You get and so

796
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: in coach pitch, you get five pitches from the pitcher

797
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: and if you don't hit it, they put it on

798
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: the tea and you hit it. Okay, okay, cool, Well

799
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: let me tell you, baby box, whack, second pitch, doesn't

800
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: need it, baby box two, third pitch, boom, hits it.

801
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: Let's go, who's pitching you no other coach. He's pitching,

802
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: and all these other coaches they get on one knee

803
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: and they pitch it. Our guy, he stands straight up

804
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: and just throws it. Rows it great.

805
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 2: The downward trajectory a little bit.

806
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.

807
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why it's tough for the launch angle.

808
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why people are on the knee because they

809
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: want it to be a straight line drive.

810
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: Why do you think it's so damn hard? They did

811
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: seven foot pitcher.

812
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: Tough, bro, I mean he is like probably six'.

813
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: One tell him to get on his.

814
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: Ass i'm gonna. Talk i'll send him a text and be, like, hey,

815
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: man maybe you need to go down to one. Knee

816
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: so what is that kind of?

817
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: Comment what do you?

818
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: Mean? Man second time? Up baby? Boxes Baby box two

819
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: is swunging miss at four, pitches one, left one, left

820
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: And i'm, like dang, it, man maybe he's not ready

821
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: for coach. Pitch that pitch comes, In dan hits. It

822
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: it's ground ball between first and. Second first baseman grabs,

823
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: it steps on the bag out. Safe he's, safe really

824
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: because the other coach didn't make their kids get off the.

825
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: Base so that's WHERE i had my, dilemma what DO

826
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: i do at this. Moment DO i do what the

827
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: other coach, did or DO i remember what the rules

828
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: said and respect the game of. Baseball you did read

829
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: the rule.

830
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 2: Book you gotta respect.

831
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: That and that's WHY i looked At babybox TO i,

832
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: said hey, man they got. YOU i gotta go sit.

833
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: Down sheh that was.

834
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: Deep and he went sat. Down he went sat back

835
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: in the dugout.

836
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: RY i peered over at the other coach AND i

837
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 2: made the look to him like.

838
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: At. YOU i just couldn't believe. IT i was, LIKE

839
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: i can't be upset at him letting the runners stay

840
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: on If i'm not going to do the same and

841
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: just take my kid off the. Base and it was my.

842
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: Kid it was a tough, call BUT i did. It

843
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: he was out fair and.

844
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 2: Square he has not call out thy kid that die

845
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: did not call.

846
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: Out at some, Point, Brewte at some, point, guys they

847
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: have got to learn that you're not always gonna get on,

848
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: base that it's okay to get.

849
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: Out, yeah the hanky paying, stuff forget, that, Dude let's

850
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: play the. Game there's worlds of ahead of us In, Tokyo,

851
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: shanghai other places like. THAT usa And. America you can

852
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: see why the game's fall curs. Out, yes, yes, yeah

853
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: they're really good down. There but, yeah that was that was? It,

854
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: Man that was. It so drive around in your local.

855
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: COMMUNITY i don't know if you're a truck driver driving

856
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 2: on the main roads the, secondary because we know my

857
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: parents drive on the secondary. Roads, guys go to a ball.

858
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: Field is anybody playing in your? Town probably. Not the

859
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 2: game of baseball is on its way, out and we

860
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: just found out right. Now it's. Soft kids are getting

861
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: on base and they're safe when they're. Out sounds like

862
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: an infield fly that just doesn't go. Away talk to

863
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: your family and to your. Kids is the game of

864
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: baseball gonna start in your? Community or is are gonna

865
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 2: die in your? Community hang up and, listen, man that,

866
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: dad big show beat the crap.

867
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: OUT i, know, Man i'm, tired, Dude i'm pretty.

868
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 2: Tired yeah that was a haymaker of a. Show oh,

869
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: WAIT i mean we got knocked around THEN i got.

870
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 2: Baser how can you having so much more energy on the.

871
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: Weekends you try and have a personality for twelve hours a.

872
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: Day it's.

873
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: Impossible truck, drivers when do you guys have to have

874
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: a personality when you talk on the phone to your, Wife, hey,

875
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 2: honey life's. Great when you go to the gas station

876
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 2: and fill up with, diesel you rarely have to be.

877
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: On we have to be on for twelve hours a.

878
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: Day, teachers oh, god they.

879
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 2: Got to be. On and we had the debate with

880
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 2: one of our. Friends it's a small, debate but what's

881
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 2: tougher twelve hours of parenting or twelve hours of a

882
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: job where you have to be on for twelve?

883
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: Hours, well it depends on what the job, is and

884
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 1: also depends how many kids and how.

885
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: Old two, kids your kid's.

886
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: Age probably twelve hours.

887
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 2: On because everybody sided with. Me this was a fight

888
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 2: like five years, Ago Dodds Corteses, slaters massive, fight huge.

889
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: Fight who has it? Tougher ray twelve hours on or

890
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: another one of our friends with the two kids twelve

891
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 2: hours on and everybody sided with. Me everybody, said twelve

892
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 2: hours on is way harder than twelve hours with, Kids

893
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 2: and it led to a huge, fight and the whole

894
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: weekend was maybe marred by this.

895
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: Fight so you're saying it was kind of like the

896
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: fight between my roommate and his new chick of two

897
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: hours in.

898
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: The hotel room ray except for they had their guns.

899
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 2: Drawn if you know WHAT i, mean.

900
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: You know What i'm.

901
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: Saying mark was carrying a.

902
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: Rifle no he. Was he was carrying a.

903
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 2: BAT i had a pea, shooter BUT i had my gun.

904
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 2: Holstered mark on the other hand and was firing. Away

905
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 2: h