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Speaker 1: Coming up in about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is there

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Speaker 1: are some things I just can't do. There are some

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Speaker 1: things I just can't do. I'm gonna get into the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter and just if you find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about. But right now it is time for the

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Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew.

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Speaker 3: Well, there are some things that I can do, and

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Speaker 3: what I can do is be stupid twice a day

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Speaker 3: for y'all.

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Speaker 2: Okay, can you do that? Well, sir?

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Speaker 3: Thank you so kindly, Thank you so kindly. So I

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Speaker 3: got it for you this morning. This right here is

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Speaker 3: my roommate, Bennie, my roommate Benny. That it sounds pretty

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Speaker 3: easy going.

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Speaker 2: Right yeah, yeah, right, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well but I said, what did I say? I

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Speaker 3: said it was my roommate, Bennie. What do you what

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Speaker 3: you think about Benny? Just give me a honest penny,

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Speaker 3: what you think about Benny?

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Speaker 1: The rent?

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Speaker 4: M he trying.

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Speaker 2: Bennie is a parrot. Let's go get down, cut down.

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Speaker 2: My roommate.

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Speaker 5: Must be the Devin. Yeah, okay, hey man, this is Chris,

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Speaker 5: I live above you ain't ever met you before, but

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Speaker 5: you you you if you been calling the leasing office

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Speaker 5: about uh complaining on me about I'm making.

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Speaker 6: Too much noise away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I'm not bad brouh. I was trying to

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Speaker 4: catch you, man. I could never uh, I could never

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 6: It's just like you know, bro, I work at night.

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Speaker 5: I work at night. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,

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Speaker 4: but I can't sleep at night, brocause I don't know

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Speaker 4: what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I ain't

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Speaker 4: trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 4: be in your business. Player. I just can't get no

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Speaker 4: sleep at night, man, because it's a lot of noise,

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Speaker 4: a lot of noise, a lot of talking, and what

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have

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Speaker 4: to go to the leasing office.

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Speaker 5: Man, all you had to do. You know what's all

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Speaker 5: thatt me? You ain't you know they got me written

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Speaker 5: up like you know, one more complain on me, they're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, like I say, though, I was trying to

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Speaker 4: get I was trying to find you, you know, what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying. But we I guess we miss each other

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Speaker 4: because you work at night. I work in the day.

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Speaker 4: So you know when you going, I'm coming, and when

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Speaker 4: I'm coming, you gone. You're saying, Brian's trying to start us.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and

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Speaker 5: Man, I'll be at work at night. Man, you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to get my hustle on, like you trying

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Speaker 6: to get to it doing hold.

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Speaker 4: On, hold on, Okay, okay, let's make it make sense.

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Speaker 5: Bru.

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Speaker 4: If you at work at night, somebody in your somebody

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Speaker 4: in your apartment talking loud, and I'm keeping me up

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Speaker 6: Okay, you got a roommate us all nothing like at

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Speaker 6: I ain't got no roommate.

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Speaker 4: Man, Benny, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.

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Speaker 4: It's like two people in there talking loud every night.

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Speaker 5: No, that's brother Benny, man Benny be talking.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate. Who

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Speaker 4: who is Benny? Who is Benny?

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Speaker 5: Benny? Is my bird? My parents? That is Benny Be

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Speaker 5: talking like man, me died this mine?

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Speaker 4: Why why wait a minute, you're trying to tell.

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Speaker 5: Me a bird that was Billney Man, I have bitty

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Speaker 5: ten years. That's my bird.

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Speaker 4: Byrns don't even live at long. So so now I'm

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Speaker 4: that's what you want. That's what you called me to

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Speaker 4: tell me. Bard, I called you to tell you.

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Speaker 5: You ain't got to be putting these complaints on me. Man.

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Speaker 5: It's like I'm I'm going that night. That's Benny talking man.

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Speaker 4: Then Betty in.

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Speaker 5: No, hold on, Penny, Wait a minute.

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Speaker 4: Hey, look, I'm telling you now do something with the

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Speaker 4: byrn then or that gotta be some consequences and repercussions.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about some fried chicken. Rondey ain't man.

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Speaker 5: Plenty is like a family member to me.

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Speaker 4: Bird too, can't saund the chicken on the call flake

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Speaker 4: box Kentucky Chicken churches got it?

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Speaker 5: So Brian, he' man, you don't tell me nothing bad

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Speaker 5: about my birth? Okay? Brother? You know what, maybe men

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Speaker 5: you need to square off in front of each other

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Speaker 5: because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man.

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Speaker 4: Right, all right, you thank you some all right?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: I bet that be on my table when I get home.

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Speaker 4: If it's a word, then I bet that to be

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Speaker 4: all my gonna table.

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Speaker 6: Man, ain't not from the city and disrespect me and try.

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Speaker 5: To tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.

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Speaker 5: But you ain't gonna do nothing. Stupid to bet it?

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Speaker 4: Tell you what I tell you? What see you can

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Speaker 4: date you a hou right now? What you gonna work tonight?

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Speaker 4: I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I

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Speaker 4: bet you we be singing looking good tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Man, Man, hold on a minute, Man, wait a minute. Dog,

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Speaker 5: what you pay do and start talking about what you're

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Speaker 5: gonna do to my bird now? And told you you

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Speaker 5: found for going to the leasting office calling me out,

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Speaker 5: and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work.

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Speaker 6: This out with you, and now you you ain't how.

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Speaker 4: To work right now. First time you you call me

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Speaker 4: and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation

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Speaker 4: with itself, I'm I'm a stupid right now. I'm on

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Speaker 6: I'm gota why.

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Speaker 4: It's killing me out?

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Speaker 6: Why night?

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 6: I'm ringing you on some in rooms or something.

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Speaker 4: Man, say man, listen, bruh, listen. Whatever it is. This

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Speaker 4: saut And if this is a bird, I'm gonna really

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Speaker 5: It's spinny, man, it's spinny.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 5: All you had to do was come to me and

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Speaker 5: we could have had lived like me.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, holda hold on, Okay, okay, okay, we don't

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Speaker 4: have it like man. Then, first off, least and office

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Speaker 4: wouldn't give me your name? What's your name?

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Speaker 5: My name? Chris?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Chris, I'm deaffering. There we go, There we go. Listen, Dolls,

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Speaker 4: I ain't for the past three months. You know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no sleep because

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Speaker 4: of this bird. You say it's a bird. I don't

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Speaker 4: believe that. But a bird a bird?

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Speaker 5: Come on, dolls, that's going bird for ten years.

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Speaker 4: Take the work what it is. I don't care. Figure

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Speaker 4: something out, but whatever going on up there with you

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Speaker 4: and your bird need to come to an immediate house

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Speaker 4: or it's gonna be some dow.

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Speaker 5: Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threaten

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Speaker 5: me by what's going on in my household man.

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Speaker 4: Too, kill you and Bennie, Bennie, Ninnie, whatever the name is.

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Speaker 4: You need to do something with that that's gonna be

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Speaker 4: some real it shore man. Why not going back and

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Speaker 4: forth with you about this? You keep telling me something

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Speaker 4: about a bar.

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Speaker 5: It's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the

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Speaker 5: problem understanding that people have pet birds? Say?

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't give if you have a pet bird,

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Speaker 4: but really, this talk all night long? How do you?

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Speaker 4: How do you? How do you?

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Speaker 6: Never come?

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Speaker 4: Don't never shut up?

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told

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Speaker 5: me to tell you? Though, Can I'll tell you what

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Speaker 5: Benny told me?

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Speaker 6: Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait.

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Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait White Chris White, White, brou

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear what the bird told you

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Speaker 4: to tell me?

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Speaker 5: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 5: What? What the Benny told me to tell you? This? That?

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Speaker 5: This is leftew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: You too God prayed by your boy? Sean? Did I

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Speaker 5: get your man?

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Speaker 4: Got me?

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Speaker 5: Doll?

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Speaker 4: You got me man? That guy.

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Speaker 5: I gonna get it.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: have to wait till this dude, get armed out and

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Speaker 4: talk to him. I ain't talk so much this shoot

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Speaker 4: about this some fossing burnt. I don't know what stands

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Speaker 4: many God. I'll be up all night and I'm saying

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Speaker 4: I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing you know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying. I'm missing y'all in the morning because

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Speaker 4: I'm robbing hitting the snooze.

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Speaker 5: But I got one more thing to ask you. What

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Speaker 5: is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 5: radio show in the land, oh.

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Speaker 4: Man, Steve Harder Morning Show we never sung?

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Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna run it down to you like this.

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Speaker 3: November seventeenth and eighteenth to nephew is on the road.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming to visit the troops on Saturday. I'm headed

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Speaker 3: to the base hang out with y'all for a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Come spend an hour and hang out, shake some hands,

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Speaker 2: We appreciate it. That's from Miles given right, Yeah, love it.

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Speaker 2: There you go, nephew.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry. Thank you, nephew,

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Speaker 1: coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject for today is

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Speaker 1: there are some things I just can't do things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got that.

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Speaker 5: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I can be doing four and five people, now, I

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Speaker 2: can't do four and five.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard

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Speaker 1: Morning Show