WEBVTT - REST IN PENIS 0:00:00.430 --> 0:00:04.650 And five, four, three, two. What up, y'all? Welcome to 0:00:04.670 --> 0:00:05.770 Here's the Thing. I'm Kevin O'Shea. 0:00:05.850 --> 0:00:07.370 She's... Patrick Angel. 0:00:07.390 --> 0:00:10.280 Welcome to another podcast episode. Smash that like button. Smash 0:00:10.380 --> 0:00:16.520 that notification button. Fingers, fingers, fingers. All Twitter, Twitter. Say 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:23.570 a symbol. Praise the Lord, everybody. Welcome to Here's the Thing. Hey. 0:00:23.690 --> 0:00:25.730 My name is Kevin. Her name is Angel. Those are 0:00:25.850 --> 0:00:31.590 real names. Yes. Church announcements, Angel? Nothing. All right. Kev 0:00:31.630 --> 0:00:35.910 on stage. Grief Sucks tour continues this week in Phoenix 0:00:36.590 --> 0:00:39.029 AZ and San Diego CA. 0:00:39.650 --> 0:00:40.870 When is it in San Diego? 0:00:40.890 --> 0:00:49.150 Sunday. Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 0:00:49.350 --> 0:00:50.450 San Diego. 0:00:50.490 --> 0:00:53.490 San Diego this week. Phoenix, there's tickets available in both 0:00:53.690 --> 0:00:56.800 of those cities. So please, if you want to pull up, 0:00:56.810 --> 0:01:00.319 you can. Also, as of right now, as we tape this, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.860 I'm adding another show in London. Yeah? Nope. Actually, I 0:01:03.860 --> 0:01:06.120 said I wouldn't do the accent because they bought tickets. 0:01:07.060 --> 0:01:10.860 I'm adding another show in London. That'll likely be my 0:01:10.900 --> 0:01:14.190 last London show added. I know people are like, Kev, 0:01:14.209 --> 0:01:14.709 keep going. 0:01:14.990 --> 0:01:15.229 No. 0:01:15.250 --> 0:01:15.310 No. 0:01:16.069 --> 0:01:18.550 There's a law of diminishing returns. You keep adding and 0:01:18.590 --> 0:01:22.110 eventually you're stuck with a quarter sold show and the 0:01:22.170 --> 0:01:24.780 expenses for a sold out show. So I'd rather take 0:01:24.819 --> 0:01:27.800 my little one, my little two, and get the hell 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.679 up on out of here. All right? 0:01:30.940 --> 0:01:33.530 What are you excited to go eat them beans on 0:01:33.550 --> 0:01:34.590 the toast and things? 0:01:34.750 --> 0:01:37.630 I love a full English. No funny stuff. 0:01:37.850 --> 0:01:38.289 I know. 0:01:38.670 --> 0:01:43.190 Oh, no funny stuff. No funny stuff. Did you watch Lanterns? 0:01:44.220 --> 0:01:46.920 I'm still not caught up, but yes, I watched. Are 0:01:46.940 --> 0:01:47.940 you talking about the latest. 0:01:47.980 --> 0:01:48.760 Latest episode? 0:01:48.900 --> 0:01:51.040 No, we finished the third. 0:01:51.180 --> 0:01:58.930 The next episode. His accent slipped on. His accent slipped on. 0:02:00.230 --> 0:02:02.669 He was yelling and his accent slipped up. I'm going 0:02:02.690 --> 0:02:06.130 to show it to you. Hold on. Let me find 0:02:06.150 --> 0:02:12.390 it for you. Here it goes. Okay, who are you? 0:02:12.410 --> 0:02:14.200 Who the fuck are you? Speak up. That's Speak Up. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:15.940 Speak Up! Do it again? 0:02:15.980 --> 0:02:16.760 Because I didn't hear that. 0:02:16.780 --> 0:02:23.480 You didn't hear Speak Up? Listen to Speak Up. Okay, 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.140 who are you? Who the fuck are you? Speak Up! 0:02:25.150 --> 0:02:27.870 Speak Up! Speak Up! What is it? You are actually 0:02:27.889 --> 0:02:30.350 good at accents. What is it about accent work that 0:02:30.770 --> 0:02:34.210 when people yell, it slips the most? Because on The Wire, 0:02:34.230 --> 0:02:38.549 Idris Elba used to slip when he would scream. Oh, 0:02:38.910 --> 0:02:41.930 I'm forgetting the guy's name. Who played McNulty? Dominic something. 0:02:42.540 --> 0:02:44.840 When he would scream, his accent would slip up. What 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.640 is it about screaming that makes people slip? 0:02:50.580 --> 0:02:54.620 To get an accent, you are using different parts of 0:02:54.660 --> 0:02:58.260 your mouth differently. When you yell, a lot of times 0:02:58.310 --> 0:03:02.470 you're just yelling how you know how to yell. 0:03:02.669 --> 0:03:03.810 So they can do it, right? 0:03:05.930 --> 0:03:07.950 Maybe he was like, I don't want to say not acting, 0:03:08.030 --> 0:03:12.760 but more in the moment where the accent ain't Top 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:13.320 of mind. 0:03:13.500 --> 0:03:16.580 I get like because I mean, his American accent is 0:03:16.620 --> 0:03:18.119 solid for the most part. 0:03:18.460 --> 0:03:20.200 So I don't know if it's. 0:03:19.860 --> 0:03:23.299 For the most part. Huh? I feel like he's I'm 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.370 about as bad as accent judging as I am and 0:03:25.410 --> 0:03:27.410 knowing when niggas are mixed or just light skin. 0:03:28.530 --> 0:03:29.290 Do you feel though? 0:03:29.330 --> 0:03:31.590 I said his accent where you think he doesn't sound 0:03:31.889 --> 0:03:32.950 American for the most part. 0:03:33.010 --> 0:03:33.650 I think he does. 0:03:33.669 --> 0:03:35.490 That's what I'm saying. His accent work is good for 0:03:35.510 --> 0:03:35.710 the most. 0:03:35.730 --> 0:03:38.230 I thought you said solid. I thought you were like, oh, 0:03:38.230 --> 0:03:40.130 that's cool. No, no, no, no. You mean like good. 0:03:40.170 --> 0:03:40.750 It's good. 0:03:40.790 --> 0:03:42.720 So I don't know how much of it is second nature. 0:03:43.530 --> 0:03:45.760 So when you're doing the accent, right, because you can 0:03:45.780 --> 0:03:50.260 do a few, are you like, you know when you're 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.180 doing stand-up, you're saying a joke and you're thinking of 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:52.720 the next joke? 0:03:52.940 --> 0:03:55.970 I am. That's how not good I am. 0:03:56.370 --> 0:03:56.710 Okay. 0:03:56.850 --> 0:03:59.430 I have to think about what am I about to 0:03:59.470 --> 0:04:00.610 change the sound to. 0:04:00.850 --> 0:04:01.930 To make it. Right. 0:04:02.490 --> 0:04:04.050 Like, I can't. 0:04:04.660 --> 0:04:08.440 Like, Denora can freestyle in some accents pretty well where 0:04:08.470 --> 0:04:12.010 she doesn't have to think. For me, it's like, if 0:04:12.050 --> 0:04:16.250 you give me the script, I can work on and memorizing, 0:04:16.290 --> 0:04:17.970 making sure each sound is proper. 0:04:18.550 --> 0:04:20.529 But if you had to improvise, it might. 0:04:20.630 --> 0:04:24.510 There's only a few, and they're mostly American accents. There's 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:28.060 only a few accents that I can, like, do and 0:04:28.140 --> 0:04:31.580 not have to, like, wait, do they say it like that? 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.029 Like, even with New... with the, like, New Orleans accent, 0:04:35.470 --> 0:04:39.450 I can't say home. Home. I guess it would be that. 0:04:39.980 --> 0:04:40.310 Home. 0:04:40.740 --> 0:04:44.099 Like, I'd be like, if I was like, hey, baby, 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:55.200 I want to take you home. That's what it would. 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:56.740 Sound like. Sound like you were doing ADR. Home? 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.060 Yeah, sound like home. 0:04:58.980 --> 0:05:02.279 That's what, there's certain, like, There's certain interesting sounds, I 0:05:02.300 --> 0:05:05.340 feel like, in most accents where it's just like, now 0:05:05.420 --> 0:05:08.559 where are y'all going in y'all mouth to do that? Like, 0:05:08.580 --> 0:05:12.760 and why did y'all say that's where I want this 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:13.060 to be? 0:05:13.100 --> 0:05:14.200 Yeah, yeah. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.640 But a lot of. 0:05:16.140 --> 0:05:21.210 Them English Negroes, especially the men, they be figuring out 0:05:21.290 --> 0:05:22.930 our accent fast as hell. 0:05:23.050 --> 0:05:27.190 So I was on Twitter threads, one, and somebody brought 0:05:27.210 --> 0:05:29.990 something up that I had not considered. They were like, 0:05:30.110 --> 0:05:34.070 one of the reasons Brits can nail the American accent 0:05:35.140 --> 0:05:38.860 more easily than we can. American music, probably. And TV. Yeah. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.680 They grew up watching American TV more than British TV, 0:05:41.700 --> 0:05:44.520 they were saying. They were like, we watch so much 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:49.219 American TV, American movies. We have, you know... grown up 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.240 listening to an american accent and then you know the 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:55.680 brits who actually are british singing an american accent yeah 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.500 they come full beans and toast yeah and then when 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:03.240 they sing oh nigga i'm from mississippi it'd be like 0:06:03.260 --> 0:06:06.280 nigga you from buford isn't it yeah have. 0:06:06.140 --> 0:06:09.150 You heard have you seen the videos of singing r & 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:13.450 b in an australian accent oh my god no Way 0:06:13.490 --> 0:06:15.050 later to the song. 0:06:15.190 --> 0:06:21.590 I be cool. Nigga, did you watch the Ray Gunn documentary? 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.620 The white girl breakdancing documentary? 0:06:24.860 --> 0:06:26.420 They have a documentary about that girl. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.479 Angel, me and Melissa watched this Netflix documentary of this 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.330 white girl. She knows she was dead wrong. Do you know, 0:06:33.390 --> 0:06:36.109 not only did she lose, she never got one vote 0:06:36.310 --> 0:06:39.050 in the whole Olympics. You could get up to nine 0:06:39.670 --> 0:06:43.180 votes per thing. She had three things. She didn't get 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:47.960 one person voting for her to win one time. She 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.120 was delusional the whole time. 0:06:50.500 --> 0:06:54.240 Well, in the documentary where she's just like, yeah, I'm 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.000 a good dancer. 0:06:56.420 --> 0:06:59.740 So there was all kinds of rumors about how she 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.060 got in. Her husband was in the Federation. The people 0:07:02.100 --> 0:07:08.040 in Australia were like, unfortunately, in the Olympic trials, she 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.920 was really the best Australian dancer on that day. 0:07:11.020 --> 0:07:12.300 What's wrong with the people? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.260 Y'all shouldn't be in here. Cerebral palsy? Yeah. 0:07:15.140 --> 0:07:17.980 What's wrong with them? Why can't nobody dance in Australia? 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.540 I said, no. First of all, there was no black 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:26.300 people in the documentary at all. Breakdancing is fully, fully 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:29.580 infiltrated to the point you forget niggas even started it. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.040 They said, what is you talking about? 0:07:31.060 --> 0:07:35.680 Mostly Asian and white people. There was other people. She 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.120 was like, so, you know, like all the coolest stuff 0:07:39.140 --> 0:07:41.700 of breakdancing, the head spins and all that, they're called 0:07:41.740 --> 0:07:44.950 power moves. They was like, she was like, I don't 0:07:44.990 --> 0:07:47.310 have no power moves. And they were like, you should 0:07:47.350 --> 0:07:49.290 learn some because the people in the Olympics are going 0:07:49.310 --> 0:07:50.910 to have power moves. And then they were just like, 0:07:51.710 --> 0:07:54.570 her husband was like, you're not getting this. So just like, 0:07:54.990 --> 0:07:57.830 you need to be more expressive and express Australia. That's 0:07:57.870 --> 0:08:00.510 why she did the sprinkler. Apparently the sprinkler was invented 0:08:00.550 --> 0:08:04.040 in Australia. And she was trying to do swimming moves 0:08:04.060 --> 0:08:07.260 because she didn't know how to breakdance. And nobody in 0:08:07.380 --> 0:08:09.500 Australia knew how to breakdance either. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.620 There's YouTube in Australia. I learned everything on YouTube. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.020 Learn to breakdance right now. I could. You about to 0:08:17.060 --> 0:08:17.780 break your neck. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.980 I could learn how to breakdance and be better than her. 0:08:20.620 --> 0:08:25.340 That I know for certain. We should get a B-boy trainer, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.870 a B-girl. And learn to breakdance. 0:08:29.190 --> 0:08:30.570 If I didn't have on this dress, I would hit 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.900 you with one of them moves where their head is 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:35.260 close to the ground, but their legs. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.560 Have you been seeing people on TikTok do that Stomp 0:08:37.580 --> 0:08:41.240 the Yard move? Where they slide? Where they slide. Oh, no. 0:08:41.380 --> 0:08:44.560 Is it You Got Served? Where you push back and 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.010 they slide and their legs... And they go up? Yeah. 0:08:47.030 --> 0:08:48.329 Is that You Got Served or Stomp the Yard? I 0:08:49.570 --> 0:08:53.290 think it's Stomp the Yard. Do that. Where you got 0:08:53.309 --> 0:08:53.959 to push up and.... 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.380 We both can do it. I just ain't got on 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.590 the right outfit. Plug me in, friend. 0:08:59.850 --> 0:09:00.610 All right. 0:09:00.660 --> 0:09:01.330 My thing going dead. 0:09:01.390 --> 0:09:02.130 All right. 0:09:03.510 --> 0:09:05.850 See, somebody believes I can do it. Thank you, Jay. 0:09:05.910 --> 0:09:06.550 I can do anything. 0:09:07.350 --> 0:09:08.790 You don't think you can do it? If you do 0:09:08.830 --> 0:09:11.809 it on your good shoulder, you can do it. 0:09:11.809 --> 0:09:14.250 The fact that my bad shoulder and bad knee is 0:09:14.290 --> 0:09:18.530 on the same side of my... Perfect. Perfect. All right. 0:09:18.710 --> 0:09:23.620 First thing we want to talk about, this British influencer... 0:09:24.140 --> 0:09:25.540 British Nigerian, I believe. 0:09:25.620 --> 0:09:27.020 He done gone on to be. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:37.270 He dies after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Allegedly, allegedly, HIPAA, HIPAA. 0:09:37.770 --> 0:09:42.170 He went to a Thai clinic to get extra meat 0:09:43.540 --> 0:09:44.280 on his, you know. 0:09:44.300 --> 0:09:45.780 Yeah, they injected it with so many salts. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:51.040 Injected with lidocaine and things like that. They didn't, I guess, 0:09:51.100 --> 0:09:54.080 clear out the Needle, you got to go and let 0:09:54.120 --> 0:10:00.800 that juice come out. Small bubble into his body. which 0:10:00.860 --> 0:10:04.600 is why you do that. Bubble either disrupts your lungs 0:10:04.660 --> 0:10:10.109 or heart. Pulmonary embolism. And he died like a month ago. 0:10:10.730 --> 0:10:14.170 Somebody did some research into what happened with his autopsy 0:10:14.850 --> 0:10:18.390 and connected to the clinic. HIPAA-HIPAA is a big U.S. thing. 0:10:19.300 --> 0:10:22.819 Not an international thing. I'm scrolling my timeline. I see 0:10:22.860 --> 0:10:28.819 TMZ talk about went from penis enlargement surgery. Dead. And dead. 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:30.280 Was married. 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.150 He was there with his wife. They were getting massages 0:10:33.210 --> 0:10:34.610 when he started to pass out. 0:10:37.370 --> 0:10:42.390 Angel, I can't think, as a man, I can't think 0:10:42.429 --> 0:10:45.860 of a worse way, a more embarrassing way to have. 0:10:46.210 --> 0:10:48.870 Listen, this is why you need to thank your brother 0:10:48.950 --> 0:10:50.820 because you wouldn't be able to do grief sucks if 0:10:50.860 --> 0:10:51.880 that's how he passed. 0:10:52.300 --> 0:10:55.370 If Jade died off meat surgery, I would have done 0:10:55.380 --> 0:10:58.929 grief sucks that weekend. If you die off of an 0:10:59.030 --> 0:11:04.790 extra meat surgery, my grief process is much faster. Because 0:11:04.860 --> 0:11:06.700 I know you lied. If I had to get up 0:11:06.750 --> 0:11:09.620 there and do a eulogy and say this nigga went 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.480 and tried to get extra meat and now he dead, 0:11:11.700 --> 0:11:14.200 you should have just took the regular meat Chipotle offered you. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.339 You went for two scoops and now you're six feet under. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:21.720 Two scoops don't cost you six feet. I would be, 0:11:21.740 --> 0:11:24.780 it would be over with. I would have been on 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:29.520 stage that night. Houston, Texas, tonight at the improv, this 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:34.430 nigga went for the extra meat and died. Shout out J-No-A. 0:11:35.490 --> 0:11:37.349 He wasn't happy with his meat. He said, can I 0:11:37.350 --> 0:11:40.430 get an extra scoop? And they did six scoops, six 0:11:40.510 --> 0:11:43.890 feet worth of scoops. Jesus. Joshie said he saw something 0:11:43.910 --> 0:11:45.790 that said he went for three more inches and got 0:11:45.870 --> 0:11:47.170 six feet instead. 0:11:47.210 --> 0:11:51.280 He got six feet. I was like, how embarrassing that 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:57.699 that is a part of... Your obituary. I would be like, 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.620 you better lie and say I was in active combat. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:02.000 Like in Thailand? 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:02.260 Yep. 0:12:02.380 --> 0:12:03.620 Make up anything. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.540 Anything. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:09.210 You could say I fell down the stairs. Can you imagine? 0:12:09.510 --> 0:12:13.949 And all my friends are comedians. Can you imagine the 0:12:13.990 --> 0:12:16.430 two minutes worth of words if it's you and Tony 0:12:16.450 --> 0:12:19.450 and Tahir? Oh, we lighting your ass on fire. 0:12:20.900 --> 0:12:22.400 Lighten your ass. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:27.280 Don't say that he want the extra schlong and now 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.300 he done went on to be with him Skyler this 0:12:29.420 --> 0:12:35.070 comedian I follow very funny Skyler Higley he said that 0:12:35.130 --> 0:12:37.510 guy who died from the penis enlargement in heaven does 0:12:37.530 --> 0:12:40.190 he have his original small penis or does he get 0:12:40.230 --> 0:12:42.750 to take the penis with him. 0:12:42.730 --> 0:12:47.460 I better have the extra meat in heaven do you. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.900 Go to heaven with factory settings. 0:12:49.950 --> 0:12:51.450 That's what my sister was wondering. 0:12:52.510 --> 0:12:56.640 I don't know, but I feel like if the surgeon 0:12:56.660 --> 0:12:58.980 did good work, why not let it live on? 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.679 I know we don't take our bodies, but I feel 0:13:01.700 --> 0:13:05.230 like the Lord understands. You had new titties, BBL, and 0:13:05.270 --> 0:13:07.510 you die, and they're like, nah, factory setting. 0:13:07.530 --> 0:13:10.050 Because who the hell wants to be a flat-ass angel? 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.780 If they didn't got that big rump, who wants, you 0:13:15.820 --> 0:13:16.780 want your wings. 0:13:16.540 --> 0:13:20.470 To be perched up on that thing. Instead of just sliding. 0:13:20.490 --> 0:13:22.550 I want the wings that like have to curve out 0:13:22.610 --> 0:13:27.290 because the feathers can't go past my derriere. 0:13:27.309 --> 0:13:30.470 You can't fly with that wing. You done got a BBL. 0:13:30.490 --> 0:13:32.600 Your wings that we had you for was for your 0:13:32.630 --> 0:13:33.429 regular body. 0:13:33.550 --> 0:13:34.820 So sorry. 0:13:35.020 --> 0:13:40.300 Can you clip them into a bob so they fit 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:45.370 over my butt? Clip them. 0:13:45.809 --> 0:13:48.589 You can't fly good. I don't need to fly. I 0:13:48.630 --> 0:13:50.550 want that fat butt. Right. 0:13:50.750 --> 0:13:52.770 Listen, if I got a big booty, these niggas going 0:13:52.790 --> 0:13:53.490 to fly for me. 0:13:53.610 --> 0:13:56.150 Can you imagine you going into heaven with a fat 0:13:56.230 --> 0:13:58.510 butt from today and Moses and them were like, we 0:13:58.530 --> 0:14:02.059 ain't never saw nothing like this. What is that? We 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.240 had all burlap sacks. This girl's thicker than... What is this? 0:14:06.260 --> 0:14:08.580 We ain't got no girl as thick as this in Galilee. 0:14:08.780 --> 0:14:12.110 Is there a camel underneath her dress? What is it? 0:14:12.260 --> 0:14:13.650 Is she riding on a camel? 0:14:13.690 --> 0:14:19.830 What is... Absolutely. We didn't have that in Galilee. Everybody 0:14:19.870 --> 0:14:25.320 was natural. Bathsheba, all natural. Maybe she was thick, but 0:14:25.340 --> 0:14:26.960 she wasn't thicker than a girl from Georgia. 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.680 Moses is like, can I rest in her bosom this day? Abraham. 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.920 David in heaven like, I'm going to do it again. 0:14:35.210 --> 0:14:36.990 I'm going to kill everybody up in here. 0:14:37.470 --> 0:14:39.070 You know what I did with Bathsheba and her husband? 0:14:39.390 --> 0:14:42.190 I'll do it again. These girls put Bathsheba to shame. Oh, yeah. 0:14:42.290 --> 0:14:45.750 Have y'all heard of Houston? Right. If you only seen 0:14:45.810 --> 0:14:49.430 girls from Nazareth and you're introduced to some girls from Houston, you're. 0:14:49.310 --> 0:14:51.820 Like, boy, we ain't never had girls. 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.120 Nazareth ain't had nothing on Houston. 0:14:54.140 --> 0:14:55.200 Let me tell you. 0:14:55.260 --> 0:14:55.720 Alabama. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:15:01.080 Is a bald man with a beard. What was his name? 0:15:01.140 --> 0:15:03.160 He's a bald man with a beard. And he's blind. 0:15:03.220 --> 0:15:05.220 Even blind, he's like, I know I saw that. I 0:15:05.260 --> 0:15:05.980 heard that booty. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.640 I don't need no strength. 0:15:07.660 --> 0:15:10.610 Delilah, I poked my eyes out for you and I 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.950 wasted my time. I met a girl from Mobile, Alabama 0:15:13.350 --> 0:15:15.350 that's thicker than racial tension in America. 0:15:15.410 --> 0:15:21.310 Listen, just sinking through the clouds. They're like, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. 0:15:21.370 --> 0:15:24.130 They got to recalibrate heaven for these girls from the South. 0:15:25.140 --> 0:15:26.900 Heaven ain't calibrated for this. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:30.220 Jesus, Jesus, I need more support underneath this cloud. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:37.250 Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. These enhancements is going up in there. 0:15:38.570 --> 0:15:39.250 Take it. 0:15:39.670 --> 0:15:42.100 Because I know the fact that I got sucked off 0:15:42.130 --> 0:15:44.360 better not be coming up here with me. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:49.130 I'd be like, oh, I think not. I think the 0:15:49.170 --> 0:15:49.710 fuck not. 0:15:50.170 --> 0:15:54.020 Peter, I had liposuction. I had lipo. Put it back. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.360 Put it back down in heaven. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.520 I mean, in hell. No. 0:15:59.540 --> 0:16:03.040 Put my fat in hell. Why is this up here? 0:16:05.050 --> 0:16:09.970 That'd be terrible. Cast my fat to the sea. 0:16:10.010 --> 0:16:12.530 To the sea or forget for this. 0:16:12.550 --> 0:16:15.280 I don't want it. Oh, snap. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:20.280 No, I definitely think that poor man, hopefully. The thing is, 0:16:20.740 --> 0:16:23.840 who wants a penis that has been filled with a 0:16:23.900 --> 0:16:26.820 lot of things in their body? Like as a woman, 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.380 I'd be like, now is all that shit going to 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.080 stay in there or is it going to get on me? 0:16:32.210 --> 0:16:33.910 Because don't lidocaine numb stuff? 0:16:33.950 --> 0:16:36.740 That's what I thought about lidocaine. I had an injury, 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.440 and I feel like they put lidocaine... Yeah, lidocaine numb it. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:44.700 Ain't that what's in... Neosporin? Numbing cream? Yeah, it's in Neosporin. Yeah, 0:16:44.740 --> 0:16:46.100 I don't... And you know what it is? It's in 0:16:46.140 --> 0:16:51.050 that toothache medicine, too. Yeah. So you done put toothache 0:16:51.290 --> 0:16:51.890 in your meat. 0:16:52.210 --> 0:16:54.210 And then you put it in a coochie, and then 0:16:54.230 --> 0:16:56.170 you got a numb coochie cat. 0:16:56.190 --> 0:16:58.350 I feel like. 0:17:00.430 --> 0:17:04.540 Are you in? It just kind of feels like menthol now. Right. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:06.840 I think a lot of it can't go inside, but 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.900 I mean, because all the feelings is in the helmet. 0:17:10.810 --> 0:17:13.530 So if the helmet is regular and you put it 0:17:13.590 --> 0:17:17.649 in the meat, the shaft, maybe you still feel regular. 0:17:17.690 --> 0:17:21.820 But that still feel weird to... to feel good and. 0:17:21.770 --> 0:17:25.990 Then nothing and then pressure on your crotch. Like, it's like, 0:17:26.010 --> 0:17:27.629 what type of. 0:17:27.630 --> 0:17:31.129 Portal you feel good, nothing, body heat. 0:17:32.150 --> 0:17:37.389 Good, nothing, body, that feels like a mind, like a 0:17:37.570 --> 0:17:40.230 mind fuck. And I really would be like, is this 0:17:40.290 --> 0:17:42.389 going to leak out into me? 0:17:42.619 --> 0:17:48.600 And also, do you get, do you got a, How 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:52.340 you make a meat bigger? Because you're filling it with stuff, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:53.270 but like.... 0:17:54.460 --> 0:17:55.140 I don't know. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.220 You need more meat. You know, like. 0:17:59.570 --> 0:18:02.370 Well, I don't know. I guess the skin can continue 0:18:02.420 --> 0:18:03.310 to stretch. 0:18:04.090 --> 0:18:06.530 Is it like, you know how they do legs? You know, 0:18:06.730 --> 0:18:09.489 they like break your leg and then like... I think 0:18:09.510 --> 0:18:11.629 they like pull the bone down or something to give 0:18:11.650 --> 0:18:13.030 you when you do height surgery. 0:18:13.330 --> 0:18:14.230 I guess so. 0:18:14.510 --> 0:18:16.810 But no, because I know this stuff usually... Those aren't... 0:18:17.700 --> 0:18:20.240 I thought these meat enhancement surgeries aren't permanent. 0:18:20.820 --> 0:18:24.290 Like you, you eventually, just like when people get their 0:18:24.310 --> 0:18:25.110 lips filled. 0:18:25.270 --> 0:18:26.369 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. 0:18:26.430 --> 0:18:29.149 You eventually have to get your lips filled again. Unlike 0:18:29.330 --> 0:18:31.730 leg surgery. Once they break it, you do all the 0:18:31.810 --> 0:18:33.129 things you stay that height. 0:18:33.230 --> 0:18:36.320 Right. I'm gonna look it up. But I'm like, um, 0:18:36.340 --> 0:18:41.580 penis enlargement surgery work. Okay. 0:18:41.700 --> 0:18:42.000 Okay. 0:18:42.020 --> 0:18:43.820 And I didn't know if it's, if you go in 0:18:43.859 --> 0:18:48.530 length or girthiness, because girthiness is, You know, you need girthy. 0:18:49.710 --> 0:18:52.439 Somebody asked, so was he getting girth or length? Is 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:53.919 fat transferal? 0:18:54.220 --> 0:18:54.420 Yep. 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.200 He didn't do fat transferal, though. 0:18:56.460 --> 0:19:01.500 No. So you divide the meat, ligament divided. You put 0:19:01.540 --> 0:19:06.490 a fat transfer in. And then you... In the middle section. 0:19:06.630 --> 0:19:09.670 And then the middle. So your middle has got booty beating. Right. 0:19:09.690 --> 0:19:10.270 Oh, God. 0:19:10.650 --> 0:19:11.449 Oh, God. 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:16.760 No. You got some stomach in. 0:19:17.420 --> 0:19:17.800 Yes. 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.060 You wonder why your dick hungry. 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:26.820 Because you got stomach meat up in there. You over 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:31.440 here rubbing burgers on your meat. Trying to figure out 0:19:31.500 --> 0:19:32.420 what's going on. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:34.820 Are you? 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.680 Honey, are you effing the french fries again? 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:49.010 That don't make no sense. I just, I can't imagine. 0:19:49.010 --> 0:19:51.669 Your stomach meat is like, how am I in a 0:19:51.690 --> 0:19:54.260 coochie right now? I'm supposed to get that. I know 0:19:54.380 --> 0:19:56.480 I smelled cheeseburger. 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:58.760 You're like, baby, I know this sounds weird, but if 0:19:58.820 --> 0:20:02.500 you could just put inside of you just the, like, 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:03.680 I don't know, maybe some. 0:20:03.660 --> 0:20:08.540 Apples, crumbles, comes cookie crumbles. Yes. So that this will 0:20:08.580 --> 0:20:11.100 be enjoyable in all my senses. Just put it up 0:20:11.180 --> 0:20:15.900 in you. And I'll put my penis in you. Like, what? 0:20:17.030 --> 0:20:17.380 I just. 0:20:17.869 --> 0:20:20.550 I feel, you know... It. 0:20:19.869 --> 0:20:22.609 Was so stupid. 0:20:23.850 --> 0:20:25.810 As a woman, I get it. We be getting all 0:20:25.850 --> 0:20:26.310 types of. 0:20:26.390 --> 0:20:28.810 It's not as much of a faux pas for us 0:20:28.830 --> 0:20:30.710 to get different surgeries, but. 0:20:30.850 --> 0:20:34.649 And if you die... On the table, it's considered tragic still. 0:20:34.910 --> 0:20:38.570 Well, because, but you rarely hear women getting, like, there 0:20:38.670 --> 0:20:41.790 is vaginal rejuvenation, but it's not a full-blown surgery. 0:20:41.810 --> 0:20:43.370 You don't get fat coochie surgery. 0:20:43.430 --> 0:20:46.490 Well, at least I've never heard a woman. No, there 0:20:46.510 --> 0:20:47.720 are probably women who do get fat. 0:20:47.730 --> 0:20:48.230 Get fat coochie? 0:20:48.380 --> 0:20:51.020 They probably get fat transpiraled to the pussy lips. 0:20:51.060 --> 0:20:53.739 Women don't want fat. Like, the coochie, I feel like, 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:57.300 is not messed with. Titties, butt, fat in and out. 0:20:57.340 --> 0:20:59.580 But coochie meat, I feel like, is left. 0:20:59.970 --> 0:21:03.280 Well, somebody said labiaplasty, but I think labiaplasty is more. 0:21:03.390 --> 0:21:03.690 What's that? 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:05.440 I think that's more for trans. 0:21:06.540 --> 0:21:07.699 You take your labia down? 0:21:08.100 --> 0:21:12.000 Well, no, I'm saying I think trans people, trans women. 0:21:12.020 --> 0:21:13.980 Well, trans women, it makes sense. I'm talking about. 0:21:14.540 --> 0:21:18.379 But like regular getting swole lips? 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:23.619 Labiaplasty is like rhinoplasty, so you are making it smaller. 0:21:24.500 --> 0:21:27.240 Minimal invasive labiaplasty. 0:21:29.030 --> 0:21:33.210 Oh, sometimes if the minor is too far out of 0:21:33.250 --> 0:21:33.930 the majora. 0:21:34.109 --> 0:21:38.150 No, I get that. I get it shaved. I'm saying. 0:21:38.190 --> 0:21:40.330 Enhancement. Akuchi enhancement. 0:21:40.390 --> 0:21:40.870 Plumpy. 0:21:41.790 --> 0:21:45.550 Listen, I would think no, but, oh, no. 0:21:45.690 --> 0:21:49.109 Okay, they said no. Labiaplasty is for people born with labia. Okay, 0:21:49.130 --> 0:21:51.210 thank you for the correction. 0:21:52.170 --> 0:21:53.410 That's making it smaller, though. 0:21:54.150 --> 0:21:56.340 No, I don't think. Plasty doesn't mean that it's. 0:21:56.780 --> 0:21:57.640 What plasty mean? 0:21:58.220 --> 0:22:01.000 Plastic surgery. You're getting it tampered with. 0:22:01.420 --> 0:22:02.879 So rhinoplasty just means. 0:22:03.300 --> 0:22:06.250 Because, yeah, not everybody's getting their nose smaller. Some people are. 0:22:06.260 --> 0:22:07.500 People ain't getting bigger noses, are they? 0:22:07.619 --> 0:22:10.560 But some people are just adjusting their nose. Like they 0:22:10.619 --> 0:22:14.320 have a crooked bridge, so they just scoot that thing over. 0:22:14.340 --> 0:22:14.960 What plasty mean? 0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:16.600 Change or something like that. 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:19.820 Plasty means the surgical repair, reconstruction, or reshaping of a 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:21.600 body part. Yeah, it doesn't necessarily. 0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:24.880 It doesn't have to be smaller. Okay. But.... 0:22:26.780 --> 0:22:32.310 You could just put that lip plumping lip gloss down 0:22:32.330 --> 0:22:33.230 there on your coochie. 0:22:33.270 --> 0:22:37.189 That'll swell that thing up. That'll swell it up. 0:22:37.250 --> 0:22:38.590 I think we should talk about something else. 0:22:38.930 --> 0:22:42.580 That'll swell it up. And you'd be tingling for all 0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:43.340 day long. 0:22:44.000 --> 0:22:46.580 I think we've reached the end of the road. There's 0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:47.340 no more train tracks. 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.700 It'd be like that man's big toe when I'm going 0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:51.880 to get your sucker when it was throbbing. 0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:54.720 When I was a kid, that was the funniest thing 0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:59.670 on earth. I said that toe was, it was this big. Ding, ding. Ding, ding. 0:23:00.070 --> 0:23:00.450 Exactly. 0:23:01.130 --> 0:23:04.330 Oh, my God. Yeah, I think we're done. 0:23:04.510 --> 0:23:05.109 Do you? 0:23:05.170 --> 0:23:07.149 Yeah. You sure? Because we can talk about it. Once 0:23:07.170 --> 0:23:09.150 you compare the coochie to a fat toe, I think. 0:23:09.210 --> 0:23:12.040 Because it would be thumping. That's what that, you have, well, 0:23:12.100 --> 0:23:12.879 obviously you have it. 0:23:13.180 --> 0:23:16.380 If you ever use any of those lip plumping lip glosses, 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:18.760 you might as well set your fucking lips on fire. 0:23:19.609 --> 0:23:23.530 I'm like, it's not worth it. Why my lips got 0:23:23.570 --> 0:23:26.729 to be plumper? How does that work? To me, it's 0:23:26.790 --> 0:23:27.970 like an allergic reaction. 0:23:27.990 --> 0:23:28.750 I don't know. 0:23:28.770 --> 0:23:31.390 I didn't know this was a thing until this moment 0:23:31.430 --> 0:23:31.780 in time. 0:23:32.020 --> 0:23:36.109 Oh, yeah, there's lip plumping. Even the black brands have it. 0:23:36.300 --> 0:23:40.179 I don't like it. It makes my lips turn on fire. 0:23:40.260 --> 0:23:41.200 You want your lips bigger? 0:23:42.340 --> 0:23:44.719 No, it's like the appearance of. 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:45.619 More full? 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:47.320 Yeah, the appearance of more full. 0:23:47.540 --> 0:23:49.360 I don't go after those lip glosses. 0:23:49.420 --> 0:23:50.920 Sometimes they're gifted to me. 0:23:51.160 --> 0:23:52.159 Oh, got it, got it, got it. 0:23:52.180 --> 0:23:53.920 But the black brands do. 0:23:54.340 --> 0:23:54.659 Really? 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:56.919 Yeah, and as soon as I put them on, it 0:23:56.980 --> 0:24:01.720 feel like a sriracha has been put into all types 0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:03.720 of like open wounds on my lip. 0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:05.300 There's sometimes... I don't know if this has ever happened 0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:07.880 to you. I've eaten some food that was so spicy 0:24:07.920 --> 0:24:10.710 that my lip, like felt like that and then it 0:24:10.730 --> 0:24:12.680 got like little bumps on it. Uh-huh. Has that ever 0:24:12.720 --> 0:24:14.660 happened to you? Mm-hmm. What is that? 0:24:15.100 --> 0:24:18.160 I think like you literally. 0:24:17.859 --> 0:24:20.260 Burnt your skin. Yeah, you burnt your skin on your mouth. 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:20.659 Oh, yeah. 0:24:20.700 --> 0:24:24.359 I don't understand why people eat that food that is 0:24:24.400 --> 0:24:27.220 that spicy to where it's like painful, you sweating and stuff. 0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:30.000 I love, I like it spicy enough that my nose 0:24:30.020 --> 0:24:31.919 starts to run, but that's about as far as I 0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:32.760 need to go. 0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:34.520 That'd be good to me. 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Because some 0:27:55.660 --> 0:27:57.639 people are like, you can't eat enough cat. I need 0:27:57.660 --> 0:28:00.650 to be... My back blown out. But some men don't 0:28:00.690 --> 0:28:01.790 have back blower outers. 0:28:02.690 --> 0:28:03.490 You know what? 0:28:04.150 --> 0:28:08.160 Yeah, I don't know about no micro, but I remember 0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:15.390 in my younger years having to research, how do you 0:28:15.490 --> 0:28:15.950 make it. 0:28:15.950 --> 0:28:23.460 Work with a smaller penis? In my very younger, younger years. 0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:27.500 Niggas with two master's degrees said, listen, there's got to 0:28:27.540 --> 0:28:28.100 be something. 0:28:28.140 --> 0:28:29.439 There's got to be a way. 0:28:29.460 --> 0:28:35.020 There's got to be a better way. Better way. Better way. Yeah. 0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:35.429 I did. 0:28:35.940 --> 0:28:37.940 There were tips and tricks on the internet. 0:28:39.410 --> 0:28:45.630 And surprisingly enough, this was, this was, this was way 0:28:45.710 --> 0:28:46.969 long time ago. 0:28:48.290 --> 0:28:48.590 Yeah. 0:28:49.350 --> 0:28:49.530 I did. 0:28:49.630 --> 0:28:51.320 I was like, All right. 0:28:51.900 --> 0:28:52.900 What do you do? 0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:56.140 And there are things to make it better. 0:28:56.160 --> 0:29:00.290 We've had a sexologist on the show. You got to 0:29:00.330 --> 0:29:04.050 make your hole. You got to flip your body where 0:29:04.070 --> 0:29:06.740 your hole is already open a little bit. Like, you 0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:11.060 can't just be doing... Doggy style, that ain't God's plan 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:14.330 for your life. You're going to look like preview pumps, 0:29:14.370 --> 0:29:17.050 that video, Tony, where the dog is not even connected. 0:29:17.130 --> 0:29:18.750 That's what it's going to feel like. You got to 0:29:18.770 --> 0:29:22.750 flip over and do your legs back, and you got 0:29:22.770 --> 0:29:25.230 to get that little meat in there, flicking and twicking. 0:29:26.570 --> 0:29:34.080 What I read online was you have to use... Smaller 0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:38.050 fingers first, like a small finger to get your body 0:29:38.210 --> 0:29:38.670 used to. 0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:43.950 Smaller size. Yeah, before you. 0:29:46.100 --> 0:29:50.420 Before you go in. Y'all, this was just so y'all, 0:29:50.550 --> 0:29:51.300 this was. 0:29:51.570 --> 0:29:55.770 Before my husband. It's clear, Angel, that it ain't Marcus 0:29:55.910 --> 0:29:56.730 takes me. 0:29:56.750 --> 0:29:57.709 Well, you know, people be. 0:29:58.090 --> 0:29:59.170 It's clear. 0:29:59.310 --> 0:30:00.290 I said, what? 0:30:02.630 --> 0:30:02.890 This. 0:30:04.350 --> 0:30:07.320 I need to... How am I... How is this supposed 0:30:07.340 --> 0:30:07.630 to work? 0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:08.320 Oh, my God. 0:30:08.410 --> 0:30:10.350 You thinking, am I. 0:30:11.460 --> 0:30:14.380 Train your body. Hey, listen, this is all you get. 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.540 Right, like, am I... Am I just a gaping hallway? 0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:26.180 Big vagina. That's the episode of Kirby Enthusiast. The lady 0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:27.820 was like, Larry has a small meat. 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:28.880 No, no. 0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:29.940 She had big vagina. 0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:35.960 Big vagina. I don't have small. Big vagina. Vaginas come 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:40.390 in different sizes. They do. Some are cavernous coochies. Some 0:30:40.430 --> 0:30:44.550 are cavernous, calls back caverns. And sometimes you don't have 0:30:44.590 --> 0:30:47.070 enough meat for all that. Or your booty's too big 0:30:47.110 --> 0:30:49.800 and the meat is getting blocked. There's traffic. Your booty 0:30:49.820 --> 0:30:53.360 too big, meat not going. He's like, hey, I can't 0:30:53.380 --> 0:30:57.660 go around the corner. I can't dunk. That's a 10-foot hoop. 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.740 I got to lay up. We should move on. I mean, 0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:03.160 I mean, it's been 30 minutes. I thought we should 0:31:03.180 --> 0:31:03.520 move on. 0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:05.560 I mean, cause we, there's, there's so many things that 0:31:05.580 --> 0:31:08.200 you can talk about with penis though. Kevin, there's so 0:31:08.300 --> 0:31:11.020 many things. I wonder who was the first person to say, 0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:14.610 let me inject something in my, my, my dick and 0:31:14.620 --> 0:31:15.090 see what happens. 0:31:15.170 --> 0:31:16.110 Had to be a rich person. 0:31:16.590 --> 0:31:17.230 Do you think so? 0:31:17.330 --> 0:31:19.110 Had to be a person who was rich enough that 0:31:19.150 --> 0:31:21.990 he was just like, I have, I have more money 0:31:22.030 --> 0:31:24.790 than this. I have, I disagree with what God has done. 0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:26.020 I don't think so. 0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:29.120 Yes. Because if you're poor, you can't even, you hungry, 0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:30.910 you can't think of that. And I feel like. 0:31:30.930 --> 0:31:33.810 Of course, I mean, well, you know what? Poor people 0:31:33.850 --> 0:31:35.130 be the most inventive. 0:31:35.530 --> 0:31:37.930 But they got to work with what they got. If 0:31:37.970 --> 0:31:41.070 you poor, back in whatever, the person who, I thought 0:31:41.110 --> 0:31:42.950 about this. I was like, who's the first man that said, 0:31:43.730 --> 0:31:46.380 what can we do? Because I look down this meat 0:31:46.390 --> 0:31:50.440 and I know it ain't enough, you know? And somebody 0:31:50.500 --> 0:31:52.560 had to be researching. What can you do? Because the 0:31:52.580 --> 0:31:56.930 thing is, your meat, The thing that's hard to understand 0:31:57.500 --> 0:32:03.160 about enlargement, your meat is in one shape, flaccid, and 0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:08.620 then when the blood rushes, that's all you have, right? Titties, booty, 0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.959 I feel like that makes more sense. There's muscle. You 0:32:10.980 --> 0:32:13.860 could put it there and it could stay there. But 0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:19.280 your breast tissue don't change with blood. Maybe your nipples 0:32:19.300 --> 0:32:26.500 get hard, but that's it. Your meat be like... It's 0:32:26.540 --> 0:32:31.440 that way. That's how it goes. 0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:31.780 Hello. 0:32:31.940 --> 0:32:33.740 Goodbye. So how do you, like, do you have to 0:32:33.780 --> 0:32:35.360 get it hard and then put the extra stuff in 0:32:35.380 --> 0:32:37.140 when it's hard? Like, hold it, hold it, hold it. 0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:38.620 Put the little extractor in. 0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:40.500 I think they do it when it's soft. I think 0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:42.560 they got to make it bigger when it's soft. 0:32:43.180 --> 0:32:44.000 That makes sense. 0:32:44.340 --> 0:32:50.300 Yeah, but what I don't get is, like, how, is 0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:52.600 it more so for the wow factor or is it 0:32:52.620 --> 0:32:58.220 for when you look in the mirror? I think you're like, yeah. 0:32:58.300 --> 0:32:59.000 Look at that. 0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:02.160 I think there's a certain, I think in plastic surgery 0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:06.160 in general first starts with the person, their confidence in 0:33:06.580 --> 0:33:10.050 how they look at their body, but pain specific. 0:33:10.150 --> 0:33:11.150 Right. That's what I'm saying. 0:33:11.330 --> 0:33:14.030 Also the other side, because you probably, if you have 0:33:14.090 --> 0:33:17.550 small meat, you probably have seen what a woman looks 0:33:18.070 --> 0:33:20.990 like when she sees your meat. And if you're not 0:33:21.020 --> 0:33:21.480 a good actor. 0:33:21.520 --> 0:33:24.410 You probably like, Well, because I feel like. 0:33:24.430 --> 0:33:26.990 Because some women, you can't probably hide your reaction to 0:33:27.010 --> 0:33:27.930 a little baby wiener. 0:33:28.190 --> 0:33:31.110 Well, that's where you got to, like, forewarn. And some 0:33:31.130 --> 0:33:32.130 people don't do that. 0:33:32.150 --> 0:33:35.270 How do you forewarn somebody you got little meat? 0:33:35.890 --> 0:33:36.090 Hey. 0:33:39.860 --> 0:33:42.960 I'm going to make sure you go where you need 0:33:42.980 --> 0:33:46.540 to go. But it ain't going to be with what 0:33:46.700 --> 0:33:48.560 I have down in between my legs. 0:33:50.100 --> 0:33:51.020 He's just, you know. 0:33:51.900 --> 0:33:53.930 Hey, let me hold your hand when I say this. 0:33:54.050 --> 0:33:55.890 Yeah, it's not. 0:33:55.930 --> 0:33:57.260 Hey, hey. 0:33:57.430 --> 0:34:00.100 This is why I have such a great personality. This 0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:03.740 is why I'm such an amazing. Nice person. I just, 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.360 because you know, soft penises look ridiculous. 0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.160 They are crazy. 0:34:08.180 --> 0:34:09.360 They look just. 0:34:09.390 --> 0:34:12.610 They are crazy. Having one, I be like, what is this? 0:34:12.710 --> 0:34:14.969 They look. You look down, you'll be like. 0:34:15.510 --> 0:34:16.810 It's just. 0:34:16.969 --> 0:34:18.950 Just flopping around in there. 0:34:18.989 --> 0:34:21.610 They look fucking ridiculous. 0:34:21.650 --> 0:34:24.690 That's why I be saying, a woman's naked body is like, man, 0:34:24.710 --> 0:34:27.149 that's a work of art. You got titties, you got booty, 0:34:27.170 --> 0:34:29.609 you got line down the middle. You look at a man, 0:34:29.700 --> 0:34:36.690 it's like muscles, muscles. Especially on stuff that can go crazy. 0:34:37.010 --> 0:34:38.799 It's a silly, silly organ. 0:34:38.820 --> 0:34:40.100 It's wild. 0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:41.120 It's a silly organ. 0:34:41.140 --> 0:34:42.719 And then also walking around.... 0:34:45.310 --> 0:34:51.460 Hard it's just goofy it's like them things outside the 0:34:51.500 --> 0:34:53.219 car the used car. 0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:56.200 Stuff and you got that you gotta meet on you 0:34:56.480 --> 0:35:00.290 outside your body at all times picking which side of 0:35:00.310 --> 0:35:03.030 the underwear to go off and go left today there because. 0:35:02.850 --> 0:35:04.509 There's this you know what that's why god didn't give 0:35:04.550 --> 0:35:06.450 women penises. 0:35:06.170 --> 0:35:10.660 They have them Them clits. No, no. Them is baby meats. 0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:12.660 But those are typically hidden. 0:35:12.780 --> 0:35:14.259 He didn't give us- But they got them. You could 0:35:14.300 --> 0:35:15.380 jack that little me up. 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:17.780 No, because we would be the made that thing cuter 0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:18.960 if it was outside. 0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:21.200 You hear me? We would have trained that thing. DIY. 0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.720 Oh, but I would have studious glasses. You're not about 0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:29.040 to look stupid. You about to look- Studious glasses? Yes. 0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.680 You about to look like you going somewhere in life. 0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:35.100 Little polo. Something that you're not going to look dumb. 0:35:36.670 --> 0:35:39.010 All the motherfucking time. 0:35:39.030 --> 0:35:41.839 You have a shirt on your knee. It won't stay, Angel. 0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:43.220 This shirt, little glasses. 0:35:44.780 --> 0:35:49.029 Like, we would make sure that thing look like, oh, 0:35:49.660 --> 0:35:50.450 look at this. 0:35:50.690 --> 0:35:51.810 This guy's amazing. 0:35:52.170 --> 0:35:53.310 Oh, my God. 0:35:53.410 --> 0:35:54.209 Ain't no way. 0:35:54.270 --> 0:35:55.469 Do the googly eyes. 0:35:55.510 --> 0:35:59.670 Yeah, something, just something, just a. So when people meet it, 0:35:59.690 --> 0:36:01.970 they're like, oh, my God. 0:36:02.650 --> 0:36:03.629 Nice to meet you, sir. 0:36:03.650 --> 0:36:05.930 Yes, top hat. Top of the world. 0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:08.560 A little monocle, some shit. You don't put a top 0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.879 hat on the end of the meet. Good day, sir. 0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.799 There's no way I would let my thing go out there. 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:15.900 The way.... 0:36:18.420 --> 0:36:21.050 Like, that just looks stupid. It ain't all like that. 0:36:21.090 --> 0:36:25.610 When you have drawers on, the drawers keep you relatively tucked. 0:36:26.130 --> 0:36:27.750 If you're loose with you, if you got no drawers on, 0:36:27.750 --> 0:36:28.110 you're out of here. 0:36:28.130 --> 0:36:29.930 I'm talking about loose meat in the world. 0:36:29.950 --> 0:36:34.240 It looks stupid. Loose meat in the world. 0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:35.660 It looks stupid. 0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:37.440 It does. It's crazy. 0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:38.540 Like you said. 0:36:39.250 --> 0:36:44.750 Women don't, like, the female strip clubs, you know what 0:36:44.770 --> 0:36:45.260 I'm saying? 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:45.410 Yeah. 0:36:45.780 --> 0:36:49.740 They can be completely naked, and nothing looks dumb. 0:36:49.860 --> 0:36:50.640 You know what I'm saying? 0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:54.600 It just looks like, oh, a dude, when he is dancing, 0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:58.360 unless he is, like, on, like, typically, like, kind of, 0:36:58.430 --> 0:36:59.750 at least at a chubby. 0:36:59.810 --> 0:37:00.830 Half chubbed, half chubbed. 0:37:00.930 --> 0:37:03.770 You can't just go out there stripping with your meat 0:37:03.850 --> 0:37:06.930 on soft, even if you got good needles, and look dumb. 0:37:08.340 --> 0:37:09.560 Just sitting on the balls. 0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:14.520 Just... I just don't look right. You make the meat 0:37:14.540 --> 0:37:15.200 look sad. 0:37:15.300 --> 0:37:16.460 I don't know. 0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:18.819 I just not having a good day, I guess. I 0:37:18.860 --> 0:37:20.420 would put shoes on my nuts. 0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:28.129 It just would need to look better. That's why God 0:37:28.170 --> 0:37:30.270 didn't give it to us. That's why our clit is hid. 0:37:30.290 --> 0:37:32.609 Because he's like, y'all would sit here and mess with it. Oh, 0:37:32.630 --> 0:37:34.890 because the sparkles that would be on that thing. 0:37:35.310 --> 0:37:43.060 Coochie's... They're just more aesthetic. They ain't... I wouldn't say 0:37:43.100 --> 0:37:44.180 they're beautiful. 0:37:44.620 --> 0:37:46.020 When they're closed, I think they're aesthetic. 0:37:46.040 --> 0:37:48.060 No, when they have their legs closed. You open up 0:37:48.100 --> 0:37:50.520 the door, there's a lot of activity in there. 0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:52.419 I don't know how y'all can deal with that. 0:37:52.700 --> 0:37:54.279 Hey, you go down and look that eye to eye. 0:37:54.860 --> 0:37:55.640 No, it's like. 0:37:56.580 --> 0:37:58.819 You see, it ain't crazy, but it ain't. 0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:02.020 It's the alien. I don't know how y'all can deal 0:38:02.060 --> 0:38:02.480 with it. 0:38:02.500 --> 0:38:06.640 It's what came out of that Sigourney Weaver's chest. It 0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:11.900 just looked like too much. When it's closed, it's not bad. 0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:13.319 But when you open it, it's like. 0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:18.430 There's a lot more in there. You know what it is? 0:38:18.770 --> 0:38:21.820 More than meets the eye. Transformers. Once you open it, 0:38:21.830 --> 0:38:24.450 you're like, oh, there's stuff in there. There's all kinds 0:38:24.469 --> 0:38:27.630 of goodies and snacks. There's all kinds of cabins and 0:38:27.710 --> 0:38:29.030 things you can touch and wiggle. 0:38:29.150 --> 0:38:30.190 It's so scary. 0:38:32.530 --> 0:38:37.700 I think men are more used to They're meat than 0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:38.910 women are used to their coochies. 0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:40.250 Well, because y'all can see it. 0:38:40.350 --> 0:38:42.610 You can see it. You can play with it. It's comforting. 0:38:42.650 --> 0:38:43.210 You hold your balls. 0:38:43.230 --> 0:38:45.529 We got to set up a whole studio to. 0:38:45.510 --> 0:38:47.790 See our coochie. I know. You have to go mirror. 0:38:48.330 --> 0:38:48.730 Mirror. 0:38:48.790 --> 0:38:49.450 Good lighting. 0:38:49.690 --> 0:38:50.430 All the things. 0:38:50.930 --> 0:38:52.580 Meat just be, you pull your pants down, your meat 0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:53.320 be like. Right. 0:38:53.380 --> 0:38:54.700 It's out there looking dumb. 0:38:55.060 --> 0:39:00.340 Like you, women can go, like you don't feel your coochie, 0:39:00.420 --> 0:39:01.430 do you? You don't feel it. 0:39:01.440 --> 0:39:02.299 Yes, you mean. 0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:03.990 Like I feel my meat. 0:39:05.570 --> 0:39:07.009 I can feel I'm sitting. 0:39:06.810 --> 0:39:08.980 On my coochie. But you can't. Like, you don't feel 0:39:09.020 --> 0:39:11.799 like your coochie stay in place, what I mean. Like, 0:39:11.820 --> 0:39:14.080 your meat is outside looking around. 0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:14.740 Being dumb. 0:39:15.180 --> 0:39:17.020 That's what I'm saying. It's poking around. 0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:20.719 Well, I feel like our coochies are just waiting for 0:39:20.739 --> 0:39:22.709 the opportune time. 0:39:22.950 --> 0:39:27.470 Your coochies are having a mint julep on the porch today, sir. 0:39:27.489 --> 0:39:29.930 Sometimes it's like, ooh, I dribbled. 0:39:31.860 --> 0:39:36.100 Now that's what y'all got. Mess. Them coochies is active. Messy. 0:39:36.219 --> 0:39:39.660 Let me tell you one thing about peeing. Stuff only 0:39:39.700 --> 0:39:42.440 come out when it's supposed to. We ain't just leaking 0:39:42.500 --> 0:39:45.399 fluid all day. Oh, yeah, it's a mess. We pee 0:39:45.460 --> 0:39:49.390 or we nut. Y'all bitch be, coochies just be drooling. 0:39:50.150 --> 0:39:55.480 I don't know what's going on in that factory. What's 0:39:55.500 --> 0:39:57.500 going on? I just, I spit up. 0:39:59.780 --> 0:40:00.480 For no reason. 0:40:00.500 --> 0:40:02.279 And that's a regular day. We ain't even talking about 0:40:02.300 --> 0:40:04.700 your cycle. Now you're just bleeding Thursday to Thursday. 0:40:05.590 --> 0:40:06.160 It's a mess. 0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:09.479 Just juice, juice, juice, juice, juice. Juicy, juicy juice. 0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:14.280 It's an alien on the inside. The outside is very calm. Very, 0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:17.740 very demure. Very mindful. 0:40:18.420 --> 0:40:20.939 Inside, as soon as you close your legs, I'm finna 0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:23.510 spit up all over these drawers. 0:40:23.690 --> 0:40:26.570 It's just the fact that you can see you wore drawers. 0:40:27.290 --> 0:40:30.590 You don't have to like actually investigate. You can see 0:40:30.670 --> 0:40:31.670 you wore these drawers. 0:40:32.550 --> 0:40:35.700 That is for the birds. That's true. When I was 0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:39.460 in my hotel room, this is crazy. This is crazy, 0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:42.020 but we're already here. I took my drawers off and 0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:43.239 threw them on the side of the room, and I 0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:45.040 had my drawers set out for the next day. Didn't 0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:47.859 know which drawers was which. Picked them up. I said, 0:40:47.900 --> 0:40:52.950 these are the wrong ones. I walked six miles with these. Women, 0:40:52.969 --> 0:40:54.450 you open up, you done told it. 0:40:54.510 --> 0:40:55.410 No. 0:40:55.530 --> 0:40:58.150 Your drawers be like, you know you wore me. Now 0:40:58.190 --> 0:41:00.609 you know good and well you know you wore me. 0:41:00.630 --> 0:41:02.610 You ain't got to smell nothing. I can tell you 0:41:02.630 --> 0:41:03.290 you wore me. 0:41:03.550 --> 0:41:08.540 If my thong is stiff, I know. If it still 0:41:08.580 --> 0:41:10.759 keep a little bit of shape to it, I had 0:41:10.780 --> 0:41:11.319 these on. 0:41:13.100 --> 0:41:17.740 If they're not like soft and silky, that's it right there. 0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:22.660 What if this is your first time listening to this podcast? 0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:26.540 They'll be like, what is this? Is this Horrible Decisions? 0:41:27.180 --> 0:41:34.419 Is this Decisions Decisions? Listen, again, rest in peace to 0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:34.990 the Nigerian man. 0:41:35.010 --> 0:41:38.230 Rest in sorry to that man. All right, let's talk 0:41:38.250 --> 0:41:40.410 about you winning this Delta Award. Yay! 0:41:40.469 --> 0:41:43.550 Jesus! The transition. 0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:49.860 I was so happy for you, but I need to 0:41:49.900 --> 0:41:53.020 understand the, like, how happy are we? 0:41:53.620 --> 0:41:56.680 They're going to be like, take that award away. 0:41:56.500 --> 0:42:00.239 From that woman. Sorry. Let's talk about something else. Stevie A. Smith. 0:42:00.260 --> 0:42:00.660 Stevie A. Smith. 0:42:00.700 --> 0:42:01.440 We can go ahead. 0:42:01.460 --> 0:42:03.299 We here. 0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:10.010 So our sorority, I think every region does different awards. 0:42:10.850 --> 0:42:12.630 And I'm in the far west region because I'm out 0:42:12.650 --> 0:42:16.189 here in California. And one of my chapter stores, shout 0:42:16.230 --> 0:42:20.760 out to Jalika. was like, hey, I want to nominate 0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:23.860 you for Alumni Soror of the Year because they have 0:42:23.900 --> 0:42:24.800 collegiate and alumni. 0:42:24.820 --> 0:42:27.460 And I'm obviously alumni. I'm not in college. And I 0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:30.759 was like, oh, that's so kind of you. She was like, no, 0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:33.570 of course. And she was like, are you down? 0:42:33.590 --> 0:42:34.989 She's like, because you're going to have to give me 0:42:35.250 --> 0:42:37.450 all of your information so I can put together your packet. 0:42:38.290 --> 0:42:40.390 And so they look at not only what. 0:42:40.290 --> 0:42:43.610 You've done in the sorority over the year, but also 0:42:43.750 --> 0:42:47.060 professionally like what's happening in your life. 0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.020 And I be putting in. 0:42:49.480 --> 0:42:54.080 Some work for Delta. Let me tell you what. I 0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:57.950 don't even know everything you do. I just know when 0:42:57.989 --> 0:43:00.430 we go to schedule stuff, the amount of things we 0:43:00.469 --> 0:43:03.910 can't do because you are doing Delta stuff. The amount 0:43:03.950 --> 0:43:07.610 of calls you are coming from going to leaving on 0:43:07.650 --> 0:43:11.070 the phone finishing. And this is not just this year. 0:43:11.170 --> 0:43:16.500 As your friend for multiple years, no award. You'll be 0:43:16.580 --> 0:43:21.000 do you do three things. Talk crazy as hell. Be 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.990 a family woman with your husband and your kids and 0:43:24.070 --> 0:43:28.009 do that community and community service of Delta stuff. This 0:43:28.050 --> 0:43:31.290 is why one quick second. Yeah. As a GDR, when 0:43:32.130 --> 0:43:36.820 people go to renouncing, denouncing, I'd be like, y'all don't. 0:43:37.540 --> 0:43:42.450 Understand the community impact that Divine Nine organizations in college 0:43:43.150 --> 0:43:46.570 and post-grad are doing in their communities. Yeah. Because oftentimes 0:43:46.610 --> 0:43:51.020 they are duplicating the work that your church does. Feeding 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:56.110 homeless people, clothing people, volunteers, taking kids to stuff like this. 0:43:56.280 --> 0:44:00.170 And that's why I be like. y'all talking about oftentimes 0:44:00.630 --> 0:44:02.150 what you do to get in and what you have 0:44:02.170 --> 0:44:04.690 to say to get in versus the day to day 0:44:04.710 --> 0:44:08.739 benefits other people who have experience because of people Like you. 0:44:08.980 --> 0:44:09.440 And you know what? 0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:13.360 That's just on a local level. Like, nationally, I do believe, 0:44:13.420 --> 0:44:16.310 and if I misspeak, somebody can correct me. We're in 0:44:16.350 --> 0:44:22.090 a lawsuit with Boston, Massachusetts, due to their new rule 0:44:22.210 --> 0:44:24.270 on mail-in ballots. 0:44:24.469 --> 0:44:26.310 With the city of Boston? Come on. 0:44:26.700 --> 0:44:28.279 They said, and I bet you you won't. 0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:29.020 Really? 0:44:29.080 --> 0:44:30.440 Big Delta said, and I bet you you won't. 0:44:30.460 --> 0:44:32.299 I was just in Boston. Ain't nobody told me. 0:44:32.980 --> 0:44:35.779 So, like, on a national level, like, we. 0:44:36.260 --> 0:44:39.910 Taking on larger things that an average person can't do. 0:44:40.050 --> 0:44:42.130 You know what I'm saying? Yes. As a group. 0:44:42.469 --> 0:44:42.989 As a group. 0:44:43.030 --> 0:44:43.390 Yes. 0:44:43.469 --> 0:44:46.759 Because we, that's the reason why people are like, you 0:44:46.780 --> 0:44:47.839 can do community service on your own. 0:44:47.980 --> 0:44:52.640 Obviously. But you can have a, with numbers. 0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:53.340 For sure. 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:54.730 You can have a greater impact. 0:44:54.750 --> 0:44:55.490 There's a greater impact. 0:44:55.910 --> 0:44:58.450 So I'm the current second vice president of my chapter, 0:44:58.469 --> 0:45:03.480 which means I'm over membership and hospitality, reclaiming sores who 0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:05.660 might not be active anymore and trying to get them 0:45:05.780 --> 0:45:09.420 back into serving or just being active with the chapter. 0:45:10.680 --> 0:45:12.890 Then I'm over our Delta Gems program, which is a 0:45:12.910 --> 0:45:14.489 mentorship program for high school girls. 0:45:14.530 --> 0:45:17.569 So last year I mentored 50 girls. Young ladies. See 0:45:17.590 --> 0:45:18.850 what I'm talking about? Yes. 0:45:19.050 --> 0:45:21.390 Every single month I met with them girls on a 0:45:21.450 --> 0:45:22.670 Saturday or a Sunday. 0:45:23.370 --> 0:45:25.410 I also put together the Cotillion Botillion. 0:45:25.430 --> 0:45:26.650 Cotillion Botillion. 0:45:26.670 --> 0:45:29.450 I helped to raise $ 55, 000 worth of scholarships. 0:45:29.510 --> 0:45:32.110 That's what I'm saying. Like, where do you, what is 0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:38.939 the renounceable? Like, if you all renounced, who would replace that? 0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:39.859 I don't know. 0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.859 And that's the reason why I know that people, is that, 0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:43.700 did you order food? 0:45:44.460 --> 0:45:44.580 Mm-mm. 0:45:45.300 --> 0:45:48.430 Okay, there's food outside our door. that people really do 0:45:48.489 --> 0:45:51.680 be going through a psychosis. But, you know, I just focus. 0:45:51.950 --> 0:45:54.000 Y'all know I don't really talk on it because I'm like, 0:45:54.060 --> 0:45:57.120 I'm going to focus on the work. I really, like, 0:45:57.340 --> 0:46:00.180 when I got the award, I did shed some thug tears. 0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:02.640 Oh, my God. You were so... It was also a 0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:03.700 great social cut. 0:46:03.980 --> 0:46:04.399 Thank you. 0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.739 I was like, this hooked me. I mean, I watch 0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:09.790 your videos as your friend. But as a non-person, I'd 0:46:09.810 --> 0:46:12.170 have been like, what is... Oh, and you started with 0:46:12.190 --> 0:46:14.049 the part, and then I was like, I was listening, like, 0:46:14.650 --> 0:46:19.900 because you genuinely, genuinely looked... I might win. Like, I 0:46:19.940 --> 0:46:22.700 could see it was how I felt at the NAACP. Like, 0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:24.450 I don't want to be all the way excited, but 0:46:24.530 --> 0:46:26.930 I do believe I have a real chance of winning this. 0:46:26.989 --> 0:46:29.010 Is this happening? Is this happening? And then when it happened, 0:46:29.070 --> 0:46:29.510 I said. 0:46:29.530 --> 0:46:32.130 I was, everybody else was so, you saw the girl 0:46:32.150 --> 0:46:34.690 beside me. She stood up and waved. I was like, no, 0:46:34.730 --> 0:46:37.290 I'm going to tell you right now. If they give 0:46:37.310 --> 0:46:40.150 me this, I'm going to cut up. I'm going to 0:46:40.190 --> 0:46:42.529 cut a fool. And I was sitting behind Queen Latifah 0:46:42.590 --> 0:46:43.630 for most of that time. 0:46:44.630 --> 0:46:44.790 What? 0:46:46.060 --> 0:46:46.460 Oh, I did. 0:46:46.500 --> 0:46:49.230 Let me show you. What is even that? Listen. She hooked, 0:46:49.270 --> 0:46:51.770 she dapped up that white lady that's y'all Delta friend. 0:46:51.790 --> 0:46:52.810 I've seen her in posts. 0:46:52.910 --> 0:46:53.609 Jane. 0:46:53.930 --> 0:46:54.290 Yes. 0:46:54.650 --> 0:46:55.630 Yeah. 0:46:55.630 --> 0:46:58.310 15, since college, 20 years. Because I didn't know white 0:46:58.330 --> 0:47:01.359 people could be in sororities when I first went to college. 0:47:01.380 --> 0:47:02.779 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is me. 0:47:03.060 --> 0:47:04.480 She's honorary, right? Uh-huh. 0:47:04.860 --> 0:47:09.379 Because I didn't, I never bought this. I am going 0:47:09.400 --> 0:47:09.779 to post this. 0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:12.130 Can I put this in Patreon? Are you going to 0:47:12.150 --> 0:47:12.830 post it on Instagram? 0:47:13.670 --> 0:47:15.630 Who took this picture? 0:47:15.670 --> 0:47:16.110 Melissa? 0:47:16.190 --> 0:47:18.009 I was taking, no, my sister tried to take one 0:47:18.030 --> 0:47:18.589 and one is good. 0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:21.299 So I was taking my chapter members. I said, if 0:47:21.340 --> 0:47:23.560 y'all don't get this goddamn picture of me sitting behind 0:47:23.660 --> 0:47:24.540 Queen Latifah. 0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:26.100 Wow. This is so funny. 0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:28.359 So she's unaware and I'm like. 0:47:28.980 --> 0:47:32.550 You look like Kai. That's so funny. Yeah. 0:47:32.870 --> 0:47:34.609 And I hosted the step show while I was there, 0:47:34.650 --> 0:47:35.229 which is great. 0:47:35.290 --> 0:47:37.290 So I was like, I got to perform in front 0:47:37.310 --> 0:47:37.950 of Queen Latifah. 0:47:38.250 --> 0:47:39.930 You didn't flip your hand with Melissa Murphy though. 0:47:40.840 --> 0:47:41.319 You see that? 0:47:41.380 --> 0:47:43.719 I said, why? Angel's just going over. 0:47:43.739 --> 0:47:45.420 Because I was trying not to have to look at 0:47:45.500 --> 0:47:46.040 our hands. 0:47:46.560 --> 0:47:48.839 In doing this, I would have been like that. You 0:47:48.860 --> 0:47:51.440 did the base. Yeah, I said. You allowed her, even 0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:53.799 in this moment, that's why you won. You allowed her 0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:56.980 to express herself, full hand flip, and you just came 0:47:57.100 --> 0:47:57.560 over on the side. 0:47:57.580 --> 0:47:59.620 I was like, I'm just going to meet you in 0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:04.060 the middle. But she, I was like, my sister is extra. 0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:04.399 Like my mother. 0:48:04.420 --> 0:48:07.000 Black people are, the things that we can be extra 0:48:07.140 --> 0:48:08.580 in never ceases to amaze me. 0:48:09.280 --> 0:48:10.080 We'll find a way. 0:48:10.180 --> 0:48:14.009 We'll find a way. When this is possible, this is 0:48:14.070 --> 0:48:16.710 possible too. Because we're going to figure out how to 0:48:16.750 --> 0:48:18.569 do one more little thing. Like, what if I just 0:48:18.610 --> 0:48:20.430 flipped it real quick? I ain't going to take much 0:48:20.450 --> 0:48:23.150 more time. What if I just flipped it real quick? 0:48:23.350 --> 0:48:26.130 Would anybody bother? I just flipped it real quick. That's 0:48:26.150 --> 0:48:27.330 the nature of black people. 0:48:27.489 --> 0:48:30.149 And also because she's about to be, she's getting old. 0:48:30.230 --> 0:48:31.750 You know, we old ladies. 0:48:31.810 --> 0:48:34.390 She got the bracelets that make the noise. She got 0:48:34.410 --> 0:48:36.509 the click, click, click, click, click every time. 0:48:36.770 --> 0:48:37.910 Click, click, click, click, click. 0:48:38.450 --> 0:48:40.910 It's like when you have the rhinestone hat on. By 0:48:40.950 --> 0:48:44.060 the way, somebody pointed out, black people don't even walk 0:48:44.100 --> 0:48:47.920 down the stairs regular. We do that little ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:51.360 White people just walk down. And I said, nigga, we don't. 0:48:52.020 --> 0:48:53.660 We do a little trollop. 0:48:53.680 --> 0:48:56.210 Yeah, we're galloping. 0:48:56.350 --> 0:48:59.450 We're going to do extra when regular is there. 0:48:59.610 --> 0:49:01.610 Oh, regular is right there. But why would we? 0:49:01.610 --> 0:49:02.610 Why would we? 0:49:02.690 --> 0:49:04.150 What is this food outside? 0:49:04.170 --> 0:49:04.250 What? 0:49:04.670 --> 0:49:07.140 Kevin, I'm going to eat it. It's probably Joshy. 0:49:07.300 --> 0:49:09.480 Did Joshy order food for all of us? 0:49:10.180 --> 0:49:12.739 Probably. 0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:15.910 But yes, I truly was touched. 0:49:16.790 --> 0:49:17.830 Oh, yay. 0:49:18.090 --> 0:49:22.200 Yeah, we don't want it to get cold. Oh, because 0:49:22.219 --> 0:49:22.880 he feel bad. 0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:28.540 He feel bad that his appointment cut into that. Um, 0:49:28.700 --> 0:49:31.220 I can be not be big girl and wait. 0:49:32.300 --> 0:49:33.219 Okay, you get it. 0:49:33.219 --> 0:49:33.279 Oh! 0:49:35.520 --> 0:49:36.460 Hallelujah! 0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:38.090 Chicken minis! 0:49:38.739 --> 0:49:42.270 Um, But yes, truly honored. I was so much gratitude 0:49:42.350 --> 0:49:44.529 to the Far West. I also collaborated with a lot 0:49:44.550 --> 0:49:48.190 of chapters, hosted events for chapters, stuff like that. So 0:49:48.830 --> 0:49:50.469 I can say what I shouted out. I did put 0:49:50.510 --> 0:49:53.129 in some work. I have been putting in some work. 0:49:54.700 --> 0:49:59.660 I be putting in some work. And I love my sorority. 0:49:59.780 --> 0:50:00.839 I love the work that we do. 0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:05.420 So yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:50:06.219 --> 0:50:07.080 Oh my God, is this. 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:07.720 Like a 20 piece? 0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:12.320 Oh, it's from the park. Well, I think that's enough. 0:50:12.730 --> 0:50:15.210 You think it's enough for you? Yeah. I want to 0:50:15.250 --> 0:50:16.750 leave plenty of time to talk about Keith Lee on 0:50:16.770 --> 0:50:17.590 the bonus episode. 0:50:17.930 --> 0:50:20.130 Yeah, because I'm trying to figure out what else didn't happen. 0:50:20.330 --> 0:50:21.550 All kinds of stuff happened. Yeah. 0:50:21.570 --> 0:50:24.860 I just saw Dominique. Dominique? 0:50:25.860 --> 0:50:26.720 Dominique Morgan? 0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:27.960 Yeah. 0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:29.560 Right before this started, I saw she was doing a 0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:31.360 video about it, and I didn't get a chance to 0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:31.719 watch it. 0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:35.779 So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about Aries Spears. 0:50:36.989 --> 0:50:39.450 Some other stuff. So I'm going to close this out, 0:50:40.030 --> 0:50:41.950 take a little break, and let Angel get a nugget 0:50:42.450 --> 0:50:45.030 or two down, and then we'll start the bonus episode. 0:50:46.140 --> 0:50:55.050 God bless you! Merch, Merchel. Here's another banger for you. 0:50:55.070 --> 0:50:55.620 Here's another one. 0:50:55.650 --> 0:50:57.670 Here's another banger for you. 0:50:57.730 --> 0:50:59.299 Here's another one. 0:50:59.400 --> 0:51:03.640 Here's another one. Here's another banger for you. Here's another 0:51:03.700 --> 0:51:05.430 banger for you. 0:51:05.510 --> 0:51:07.069 Here's another banger for you. 0:51:07.130 --> 0:51:10.529 With my boy Kev on stage. And that chick Angel.