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Speaker 1: All right, How exactly is your day going to go?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna find out right now with Alex's daily vibration.

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Speaker 1: We sure are because it's that time to read appreciation.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, it's unraised your vibration by doing

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Speaker 1: Us now the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil

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Speaker 1: phone prank day mornings on. That's twenties, time for your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone prank. And Calvin's on the phone and

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Speaker 1: I'm not naked on the roof. You're telling him cow aiden. Hey,

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Speaker 1: sister could work the street. She's acute enough. Yeah, beside

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Speaker 1: but you think your boyfriend might be cheating on you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Facebook notification popped up and I accidentally clipped it accidentally. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: It didn't take me to the one that you know,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, this is perfect calling from Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. Can I write you are my luke? Fucks?

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Speaker 1: Is it? I'm so sorry? What? I am so sorry? Morgan?

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Speaker 1: My name is not perfect. My name is Jewbil from

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Speaker 1: two years? Oh do you have another boyfriend yet? It's

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Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, kind of lap. But yeah, we're okay.

422
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 1: So question, did you did he break up with you? Um?

423
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: I want to say it wasn't mutual, it was I

424
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: knew it was toxic. We were on and off for

425
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: four years. Oh wow, okay, So are you looking at

426
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: his stuff because you miss him or you just can't?

427
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 1: You just still think about him a lot, and you're curious,

428
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: like what he's up to. I'm very curious what is up? Yeah?

429
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 1: What's going on? Interesting because back in the day he

430
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Speaker 1: used to be very honest about when he was going

431
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Speaker 1: through good things and bad things, and now it seems

432
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: like it's only good at things. Oh really, if I

433
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: could be so honest, kind of frustrating, Oh painting picture

434
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Speaker 1: that everything is roses in sunshine in his life, his career,

435
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: or his romance like everyone. Okay, so does he have

436
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,479
Speaker 1: a new girlfriend? He does? Okay, what do you think

437
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: about her? Well? Was your feeling when you first saw

438
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: that picture? Okay? If I could be totally frank, He's

439
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: had beautiful women before me, beautiful, beautiful, and so this

440
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: one is very like, in my opinion, average looking. Well,

441
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: there you go. You surprised. It shouldn't make you feel

442
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: a little bit better, But yeah, I'm still hating on it. Yeah,

443
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: and I And it sounds like he's like always talking

444
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: about how things are great for him. Maybe that's a

445
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 1: message for you because things aren't going that well and

446
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: he's posting hoping that you'll see it because he wants

447
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Speaker 1: you to think everything's great, but it's really not great

448
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: because he misses you. What I'm saying is constantly going

449
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Speaker 1: on vacation, though it seems like it's genuine. Oh yeah,

450
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: you can't Okay, it was toxic. You said you can't

451
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: go back, cannot go back. No, don't go back yet.

452
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: I know at least at least I know well enough

453
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Speaker 1: to do not do that. But I feel like an

454
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: idiot yea, because I know this isn't healthy either. Yea.

455
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: Have you posted your new boyfriend yet? I haven't now Okay, okay,

456
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: yeah you should do that. I wonder I wonder if

457
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: he's checking you out, you know, like girls are just

458
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: you know, their Instagram detectives. Yeah, we get around pretty quickly,

459
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: you know, around Instagram. We know how to do the thing.

460
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Speaker 1: But guys, I feel like they wouldn't be into that

461
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: as much. No, I think guys do this. I think

462
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: guys can do the same thing, do the same thing. Okay, yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: I think they. I think probably a lot of guys

464
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: out there do check like x's or check up on people. Yeah.

465
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Speaker 1: Do you think that your ex's checking up on you? Well,

466
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: it's funny because he has got out to my page

467
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: and liked a bunch of things in a row. So

468
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Speaker 1: I recently he does visit every show. Opten. Okay, don't

469
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Speaker 1: go back to he's doing it to you. You have

470
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: to block him. Yeah, if it was toxic, if it

471
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: wasn't toxic. I wouldn't be saying this, butten you told

472
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Speaker 1: me that it was toxic. I'm telling you you have

473
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Speaker 1: to block him. You have to block him because every

474
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: single time that he likes one of your pictures, like

475
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: that's gonna remind you and it's gonna make you miss

476
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: him and I want to go back, but then you know,

477
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: you just don't remember about all the times it was

478
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: so toxic. Yeah, he's doing that on purpose for sure,

479
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: and that's probably why posts are all happy and stuff

480
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: like that. Like you should screenshot that and send it

481
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend. Yeah you should, and then it's supposed

482
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: to be sad again. Well, thank you for telling us

483
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: you're a little secret. Then Jibel Show on demand. Welcome

484
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: to the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

485
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news for what's

486
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Speaker 1: the date, Monday the twenty first. Thank you. I'm Jibil Freshman.

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Speaker 1: This is just in Murder hornets are murder Horney what,

488
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're reproducing. You'll find out just a

489
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: second what that means. But first let's meet the idiots.

490
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Speaker 1: I'm Alex fresh and a woman spent six months in

491
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Speaker 1: Jill for having possession of something that she was just

492
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: using to make her feel a little less stressed. Okay,

493
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Speaker 1: I'm English he Evan and all you about to do

494
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: something stupid, well, don't worry, Just yell spring break right

495
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Speaker 1: before and you'll be fine. I'm Christian Gray Snow and

496
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: for the love of God, who picks the contestants on

497
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: will of fortune? Because I'm beginning to think they intentionally

498
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: set them up for failure. You don't see why my

499
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Speaker 1: story I'm one of those. In just a second before

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Speaker 1: you first started the day and the Iron and the

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Speaker 1: Adian news port the news. Remember when we all thought

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Speaker 1: we were going to die because of murder hornets they

503
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Speaker 1: were invading America. Well, scientists figured out how to lure

504
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Speaker 1: murder hornets to their deaths using sex pheromones from murder

505
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Speaker 1: hornet queens. Oh yeah, so murder hornets don't want to murder,

506
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: They just want to chase that moody. Oh my god.

507
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: Welcome to the i N News Network. Welcome, Welcome Monday.

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Speaker 1: You're just joining us. This is the i N. The

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Speaker 1: Adian newswork into their part the news. We just reported

510
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Speaker 1: on a story about murder hornets being horny. And now

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Speaker 1: for the next story, Let's send it on ord Alex

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00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: Fresher's on location outside of a jail with this lady

513
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: who spends six months there because she had a stress

514
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Speaker 1: ball that was filled with white powdered party drug yay?

515
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: Or was it because of shoddy police work in an

516
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Speaker 1: unreliable drug test? Are you serious? Yeah? So she just

517
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: had a regular stress ball that is correct, and arrested

518
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,239
Speaker 1: her and she spent six months in gel for it.

519
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: Six months, poor lady. She's just trying to feel a

520
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: little thought stressed and then she goes a gel over it.

521
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Speaker 1: It's the most stress, is the Iron the news network

522
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Speaker 1: for idiots, aren't just in the news. For our next story,

523
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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to English Heaven,

524
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: who is on location at a doggie daycare. Doggie daycare. Nice,

525
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: That's where I hang out in my spare time. But no,

526
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm actually in Texas with a man who jumped from

527
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: coal Park Pier Christian, you know, copup Pier I do.

528
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: It's in Corpus Christie, Texas. Thank you very much, and

529
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: it was fourth I think that was for you. I

530
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: wonder what happened though. Okay, so we were at the

531
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: pit well, I wasn't. They were at the pier and

532
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: because of spring break, they excitedly jumped off the pier

533
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: and were build four jumping off because they had to

534
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Speaker 1: get rest cut by the police. They saw the footage

535
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: and realized that he jumped off and immediately yelled spring

536
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: break right before he did it. Oh my god. Yeah,

537
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: jumping off a pier is a horrible idea. It's a

538
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: horrible idea. It's no dangerous. I mean, you should be

539
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: able to swim back, though it doesn't seem like be

540
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: that hard. Yeah, how do you know how deep it

541
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: is down there? Because you can swim? Well, you were

542
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: an athlete, Alex how to swim? Right. I can't really

543
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: swim at all, but I could do it. I did

544
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: a triathlon. I can't. I did a triathlon and I

545
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: can't swim, and I beat the people I was with.

546
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: And I can't swim and I can't bike. You can't swim,

547
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm positive. So I do what I call the otter stroke.

548
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: I get on my back. It's kind of like a

549
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: dog paddle, but the other way. I just as soon

550
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: as I get to the land, though, I'm gonna kind

551
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: of run and then kind of bike this is the

552
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: i NN, the idiot news network where idiots aren't just

553
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: in the news. For next story the day, Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Christian Gray Snow, who's on location

555
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Speaker 1: on the set of Jeopardy RA. I am on the

556
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Speaker 1: set of Sony Picture Studios where they shoot Will of Fortune,

557
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Speaker 1: and um, I just want to know where in the

558
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: world do they find these contestants, because, like I said earlier,

559
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: I really think they're just setting them up for failure

560
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: at this point. And we recently had an iron N

561
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: on about Will of Fortune where they couldn't figure out

562
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Speaker 1: the expression feather in your cap in your lap, yeah,

563
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: and they cannot figure out the simple expression renting a

564
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: pedal boat. We got everything from renting pedum boats to

565
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: renting pedal boats. You have to listen, it's it's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I like to solve, Okay, renting a paddle boat is like, yeah,

567
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: renting a paddle boat, No, that's not it. Guess the

568
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: same thing. No, wait, wait what number? What letter are

569
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 1: they looking for? They're looking for literally just like the

570
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Speaker 1: A I think that was missing in a paddle boat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: h w W want to go ahead? Renting a pedal boat? Yeah, there. Wow,

572
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: did you hit the crack out? Oh my, and the

573
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: poor woman she thought she was saying it correctly the

574
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Speaker 1: first time, but she said pedal. She said paddle boat,

575
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, it's a pedal boat paddle I

576
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: thought it was paddle boat too. If you looked at

577
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: the thing, you would see that it's a little spelt that. Yeah,

578
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Speaker 1: your next option should not be au w M exactly.

579
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Speaker 1: Kiss is then n the Idiot News Network where idiots

580
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow the same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the i ND.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello,

587
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Speaker 1: this is Detective James Birthday calling from the Federal Bureau

588
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Speaker 1: of Investigations. I was looking for Cameron yeahective. Yes, I

589
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Speaker 1: am from I'm well agent. Technically I'm with the FBI.

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Speaker 1: This call is being recorded. My name is James Birthday.

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Speaker 1: You may call me Jimmy if you want to. I

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Speaker 1: go by jimmy birthday. That is my full name, if

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Speaker 1: you need to write it down. I need to speak

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00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: with you, though about an issue that happened in your

595
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: apartment complex in the elevator the other day. Did the

596
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Speaker 1: people in the office call you? Are they trying to

597
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Speaker 1: put this on me like like a legal thing right now?

598
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What do you mean by that? I got

599
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Speaker 1: stuck in the elevator the other day for like two

600
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Speaker 1: and a half hours. I was trying to make a delivery.

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Speaker 1: You do a little uber eat on the side, And

602
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Speaker 1: now the apartment complex is trying to tell me that

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Speaker 1: somehow it's my fault that I got stuck in the elevator.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you're upset by this, and I want

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Speaker 1: to let you know that I believe you that you

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Speaker 1: did not cause the elevator to malfunction. I do believe you.

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Speaker 1: I've seen the video. Is there a reason you're calling

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00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: instead or well? This is a much bigger issue than

609
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Speaker 1: just you and the elevator. Um, do you care to elaborator? Well,

610
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: you were stuck on the elevator for two hours. I've

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00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: seen the video. Not that interesting to me, but apparently

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Speaker 1: interesting to a lot of people on the internet website

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Speaker 1: that posts us to YouTube. What are retire Oh no, no, no, no,

614
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Speaker 1: not enough perverts on YouTube for these people. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't like naked on the elevator talking about you

616
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Speaker 1: were just in the elevator for two hours, killing time, stuck,

617
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Speaker 1: probably a little scared, right yeah, yeah, I wasn't in

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Speaker 1: the best of mood, right yeah. And that's what they want,

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Speaker 1: that's what gets them going. Fortunately. Yeah, your video wound

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Speaker 1: up on a website that we've been investigating that has

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Speaker 1: over twenty four million users, all of them preverts in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, elevatorlove dot com. This video of me is

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Speaker 1: on some what weird fetish yep. Yeah. And I've been

624
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Speaker 1: trying to find these guys for four years. I tried

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Speaker 1: to put myself in the mind of who someone who

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Speaker 1: could be demented enough to make an elevator malfunction and

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Speaker 1: then get the security footage to post on a video

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Speaker 1: so people can get their jollys. I have watched hours

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Speaker 1: and hours and hours of normal citizens like you stuck

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Speaker 1: on an elevator, and I've done the things that those

631
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: guys would do watching it. And I can tell you

632
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you feel better about yourself at all.

633
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: Did not have to do any anything like that. You're

634
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: an agent of the law and you're watching these videos

635
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: in bed. Well, I don't know where else I can

636
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: put myself in the shoes of the perpetrator. Are you

637
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: g really an agent of the FBI and you're yes,

638
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: I am watching. I'm an agent of the Federal Bureau

639
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: of Investigations Internet Crimes Team, and I'm trying to track

640
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: down the people that run this website. And it's making

641
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: me very angry because I keep having to do this stuff.

642
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm about to hang up and call the police, like

643
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: how do you how do you sick the police on

644
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: the police? Like, I don't even know what the what

645
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: do I do about you? Now? While I can give

646
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 1: you the information, I'm calling you to try to track

647
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: these sickos down, and I don't understand why I found

648
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: one of them. He's on the phone with me right now.

649
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: Who you let me speak to you? Go look in

650
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 1: the mirror. You No, I'm with the Federal Bureau of Investigations.

651
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: Let me speak to the person that's responsible. No, no, dude,

652
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you. You're the pervert clearly listen to yourself.

653
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: I got it. You're calling me a purbet because of

654
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: what I did. Agreed, agreed. Also, this is actually Jewel

655
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you.

656
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: It's not Agent Jimmy birthday. This this is a radio show. Yeah,

657
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel

658
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you. And your roommate

659
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: already set you up. He told us about how you

660
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: got stuck on the elevator for two hours the other day. Yeah,

661
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: and how your apartment complex is trying to blame you

662
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: for it. So my adrenaline is very high, right, mine too.

663
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Imagine how high it was when I was watching the

664
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: video of you yesterday doing the things I had to do.

665
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on Demand First Date follow Up. Lauren

666
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: is on the phone today for a first date follow up.

667
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: And Lauren is a bodybuilder whoa and apparently she went

668
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: on a date with another bodybuilder whoa a whole lot

669
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: of bodybuilding and a whole lot of muscles, a lot

670
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: of protein. Follow Yeah, that's gotta smell bad. Hopefully they

671
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: showered before they went out. I don't know. Anyway, She

672
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: said that they got pretty drunk. So, Lauren, you had

673
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: a pretty boozy night. He's just my gym buddy, my

674
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: gym mate. Yeah, it was a little boozy, nothing crazy.

675
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: We're just blowing up some steam before we hear about

676
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 1: your date. How long has it been since you guys

677
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: went out? One week? One week? Okay? And how many

678
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: times have you reached out to him since your date?

679
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: Nothing like stalker level. I've only texted him a couple

680
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: of times. But you know, we go to the same gym,

681
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: and I thought I would see him there, you know,

682
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: we're usually there a couple of times a week. But

683
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him, and he hasn't answered my tech,

684
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: and I think he's completely fully avoiding me. Wow, I

685
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: wonder why. I mean, it sounds like if you guys,

686
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: if you see him all the time at the gym

687
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he's not there, especially

688
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: if you guys compete in bodybuilding or compete you know,

689
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,919
Speaker 1: our fitness competitors or whatever you do, like that dude

690
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: is probably at the gym all the time, just like

691
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: you're probably at the gym all the time, eat and weights.

692
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: You know, I know, it's so embarrassing, Like, you know,

693
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm there all the time, all the time, and now

694
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he's disappeared. I'm mortified. Is that

695
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: where you guys met? Yeah, we do competitive weightlifting, so

696
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: we met at the gym. All of our mutual friends

697
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: at the gym. We've known each other for like, I

698
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: don't know, like four or five years now, and we

699
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: do competitions together, travel sometimes. Okay, so I'm assuming that

700
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: you think that he's dis avoiding you at this point, Yes,

701
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: absolutely so are you just wondering why he's not, you know,

702
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: hitting you up, or do you want to know if

703
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: something went wrong during your date? I mean, yeah, it'd

704
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: be nice to have a little communication. He's you know,

705
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: it's very unusual for him to not be at the

706
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: gym or you know, not check me back. All right,

707
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: we'll tell us about the date. What'd you guys do?

708
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: We had a competition recently, and you know, it was

709
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: pretty intense. There's a lot of preps for those, and

710
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: we needed to blow off some steam afterwards. There's another

711
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: guy in our gym who's actually in a band, and

712
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: we went to go to his show and see him play,

713
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: had some drinks, we didn't want the night to end.

714
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: We're a little turned up, so we went downtown. Well,

715
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if it seems to be avoiding you, do

716
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: you know what went wrong? Well, okay, so obviously I've

717
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: been thinking about it. I've been playing the date over

718
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: and over in my head, and like, I know, we're drinking,

719
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: but I'm not one of those people that drink to

720
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: the point of like not making memories anymore. Like I

721
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: remember everything that I There was one conversational moment that

722
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: I think might have been the catalyst to him nothing. Okay, Well,

723
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: you know, we're like a little bit in the bag,

724
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: and you know, the conversation kind of took an intimate turn.

725
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: We were talking about sexual stuff, and we were talking about,

726
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: you know, the kind of things that we're into and

727
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 1: you know, what turns us on. And then we both

728
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: agreed mutually to confess if we've hooked up with anybody

729
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: else in the gym or like the competition circuit, you know.

730
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: And I told him that I hooked up with one

731
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: of his friends forever ago, I mean forever ago. That's

732
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: probably not a good thing. Yeah, he's probably a little

733
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: bit annoyed. Yeah, And I think that was probably what

734
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: turned him off? I mean, but yeah, it is weird, right,

735
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: you think he cared about that he doesn't want to

736
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: think about its bro while I was thinking about you. Yeah,

737
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: but like I mean, grow up. You know, like news

738
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: blue flash. People are having sex. Yeah, news flash, people

739
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: are having sex at the gym. People who are gym

740
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: made sub sex with each other. What Jim, you go to?

741
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: I think it's a sexy place. Yeah, okay, So you

742
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: think that maybe you told him that you had hooked

743
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: up with his friend and that turned him off, and

744
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: that's why he's not calling you back. I do. I

745
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: think that's what That's what it was. Yeah, okay, well

746
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: play us. I'll come back and then call him and

747
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: see if that is the reason, and then maybe we

748
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: can call that friend and see you guys will go

749
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: out again. If he doesn't call with you, all right,

750
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. Right in the middle of your

751
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 1: first day, fallow up and Lauren is on the phone,

752
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: And Lauren went out with a dude named Curtis. They

753
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: actually knew each other for a while because they compete

754
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: their fitness competitors, so they lift a lot of weights,

755
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: they eat a lot of protein, they meel prep they

756
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: compete in fitness events, and I guess they know each

757
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: other from the gym. Anyway, they hung out after a

758
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: competition a little while about a week ago. They got

759
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: a little hammered. Nothing happened, But now he's avoiding her

760
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: at the gym and avoiding her phone calls and text messages,

761
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: and she doesn't know why. She thinks maybe it's because

762
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: when they were talking while they were out, she admitted

763
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: that she had hooked up with one of his friends

764
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: in the past, and he just can't get that dude.

765
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: I can't get that naked dude out of my head.

766
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 1: Now that's messing up, like when I'm trying to bench.

767
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: All I'm thinking about it's my friend naked. She thinks

768
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: he might have a problem with that, and we're about

769
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: to call him and find out if that is the

770
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: reason why. Okay, Lauren, are you ready to call him

771
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: or you want to say anything else before we read

772
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: all the phone on her Nope, let's just die right in.

773
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: I need to know. I'm ready to hear it. Right

774
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi'm messing to Curtis. Please. Yeah,

775
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: this is Curtis. Hey Curtis, how are you? My name

776
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: is Jubil from radio show called The Jubils Show. And

777
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: my name is Alex and my name is English Evan

778
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: and I'm Christian Grace. Now, why why are you following me? Um?

779
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called the First

780
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: Day fallo Up. It's where if you go out on

781
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,

782
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

783
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: and find out why you're not talking to them. And

784
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: we recently got an email from Lauren all right, all right, okay,

785
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear this. Well, we can't wait

786
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: to hear it. Why are you not calling Lauren back? Nah?

787
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to do that.

788
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 1: It's just weird and I don't want Is it personal

789
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: about you? I'm embarrassing for you? No, it's just I

790
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: don't know it was. It was just I don't want

791
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: to blow up her spot on the radio. I think

792
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: that'd be rude and stuff. Well, she's willing to have

793
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: her spot blown up. That sounds weird, but everybody who

794
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: does a First Day fallow up they know that they

795
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: might hear something they don't want to hear. So she

796
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: knows that like like I said, she knows her spot

797
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: could be blown up, so go ahead and tossing atomic

798
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: bomb in there. She's willing to hear it whatever it is. Yeah,

799
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: I know she's been like texting me and stuff. But

800
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: I just needed a couple of days to kind of

801
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, laylo and just sort of process it

802
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: and stuff. I didn't know how to respond or whatever.

803
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: You know, it's been more than a few days. But

804
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: what did she do that was so bad? I mean,

805
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: she didn't do anything. It was just kind of something

806
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: she said that kind of bothered me. Oh okay, what

807
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: did she say? I don't know. She uh, she was

808
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: talking about hooking up with the buddy of mine from

809
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: forever ago. And it wasn't even that part. It was

810
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: just she started talking about threesomes a bunch and how

811
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: she loves threesomes. Oh okay, he's a fan of the

812
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: Three Way. Did someone say threesomes? Yeah? And you don't not, No,

813
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't, But she apparently loves them. And she kept

814
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: ranting and raving about them as all she was talking

815
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: about for a minute. What's wrong with them? I know,

816
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people probably think some people

817
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: like them, some people don't whatever, But what's wrong with them?

818
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: For you? They're they're just gross. So I'm not interested

819
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: in doing that. Like she wants it real bad with

820
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: two guys, and I just I can't get down with that.

821
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, It's just I don't want it. Okay, Okay,

822
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: So you're one of those dudes. There's no thank you,

823
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay? Well, would you be

824
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: interested in w one with it was two women? Even? Again?

825
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: Not really, It's just not my thing. Weird, dude, Curtis,

826
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: Why is that weird? I just don't want to that's weird.

827
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah to me, that's super weird. But anyway, Okay, so

828
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: that's why because she said she's into having a manage.

829
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: She was pretty passionate about it. And I don't want

830
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: to ruin our friendship just because I don't want to,

831
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, I still want to

832
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: be friends and stuff, and I feel like it's kind

833
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: of weird. Well, if you want to be friends, then

834
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: that's cool. Because she's actually on the phone. I wants

835
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: to talk to you. You could let her know everything

836
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: you just said to us, except you already did. Hi Curtis, Hi,

837
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: how are you Hi, Curtis, you're really avoiding me because

838
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: I said I'd like to have a threesome. I'm sorry,

839
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: I just can't get down with it awkward in twenty

840
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: twenty two, you are you have embarrassed me? Are you kidding?

841
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm out here having threesomes for breakfast, bro. Also,

842
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: that might not be that bad. Sounds like actually first

843
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: first thing, early morning workout. Yeah, breakfast, cereal, three whales,

844
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: that'd be amazing. Absolutely, I thought we were just like

845
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: sharing fantasies. I didn't think it was I really didn't

846
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: mean to scare you. I mean, come on, Curtis, we

847
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: were just like talking about our fantasies. I didn't judge

848
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: you for the socks thing. What for the what? What

849
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: the socks? Oh, we're not going to talk about that

850
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: right now. What socks? Though? Yeah? I want to know.

851
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: It sounds more dangerous in a threesome, thank you. Yeah, yeah, Curtis.

852
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 1: I mean we're on the radio, we have an audience.

853
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: Tell them about the sock thing. No, I did not

854
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: call the radio, so we're not going to talk about

855
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: the sock thing. There's no sock thing. I don't like

856
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: it sounds like there's a sock thing with you, and

857
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: I want to know what it is. Come on, Curtis, Like,

858
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm such a freak a league for wanting to have

859
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 1: a threesome. Like, let's talk about the socks. Still about

860
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: the sock No, I wasn't thinking it was a it

861
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: was a fantasy in mind or anything. It was just

862
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: that one time and then no, it was I'm just

863
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: be thinking No, okay, that one time maybe like I

864
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: would do it again, but that wasn't a fantasy of

865
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: mine that one time like years ago and half cool

866
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: and there's no big deal, Like we're not talking about

867
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: me right now. I just don't want to do the

868
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: threesome and there is no sock thing, so all right,

869
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: miss wow, Well man, I just want to know what

870
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: the sock thing is. I'm gonna ask you another question

871
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: because it doesn't sound like you're gonna tell us what

872
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: the sock thing is. Will you email it to us

873
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 1: later because I'm really curious. There's no socks thing? All right, Well,

874
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Lauren again on

875
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: another date? We'll pay for it? Wait wait, wait, wait,

876
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: can I just up to Curtis before you say no?

877
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 1: Let me respond first, no, Jubal. Anyone with that mindset

878
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: is probably so vanilla in bed. I'm already falling asleep

879
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: thinking about Okay, wow, so thanks for no thanks, Curtis. Okay,

880
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: see it's the gym this week, twinkletoes Michael Tooes, I said,

881
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the socks thing. Thanks guys. The

882
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It is

883
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: about to get sensual up in here, very sensual. Yeah,

884
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: it's gonna get awkward maybe, I don't know really, cyme

885
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Text in four one, six one.

886
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: If you have a secret to get off your chest,

887
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: we will pluck that secret right out from your breath. Yeah.

888
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: I love saying that just sounds so weird. Anyway, if

889
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret that you want to

890
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: tell us, you can tell us anything. We will always

891
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: keep you anonymous. Just text in for one of six one.

892
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. So on

893
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: the phone right now, the Goddess of Love, Afrodite. Hello,

894
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: how amazing, miss Afrodite? How are you fine? I'm getting

895
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: ready for Valentine's face. Sweet. A little more base in

896
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: your voice than I thought there would be, but it's

897
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: kind of sexy. It's kind of raspy. I feel it. So,

898
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret, affrodite? Well, oh yeah, so really,

899
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous I'll putting this out there because it's

900
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: pretty bad and I can wreck. I've got a good

901
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: thing going right now, and really I'm currently in a

902
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: relationship and I'm a little nervous not reckoning thought. Okay, yeah,

903
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, well you're gonna reck a relationship. It's

904
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: usually cheating, so I'm assuming this I'm cheating involved. Uh

905
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: you you're like, you didn't hear the bulls eye, but

906
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: you're on the board. M My ex, who we've been

907
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: broken up now first but like a year year half right,

908
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: so it's been a little bit actually reached out to

909
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: me and I wanted and wants to start talking again.

910
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: And I kind of wait, So did you break up

911
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: with her or did she break up with you? I

912
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: broke I broke up with her. Okay, so you're you're

913
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: currently in a relationship, but your ex that you broke

914
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: up with over a year ago reached out and was like, hey, pop,

915
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 1: I've missed so much. I would I'm on the BackRub

916
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: if you want to come over and give me a

917
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: BackRub on tell anybody about it. That's exactly how the

918
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: conversation went. Sure, and she's kind of like squeaking her

919
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: way back into your life. Yeah. And the worst part,

920
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: I mean the reels are any little sleeping here is

921
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: that I kind of want to know. I feel like

922
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: the church, but we're just texting nothing. There's nothing yet now.

923
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: But it's a big deal though. That is a big deal. Ye. Yeah, Yeah,

924
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I feel. As I said, I feel

925
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of setting myself up to really miss

926
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: current relationship. Well, do you still love your X? I mean,

927
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: you broke up with her, So you broke up with

928
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: her for a reason. I did. I did, and like

929
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: kind of right after, you know, I really feel like

930
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: it was the right decision. But in this current relationship,

931
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: I find myself a lot missing some of the stuff

932
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: with my ex an unsatisfied. Is that the issue? Oh,

933
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm just comparing. Say no, the same things

934
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: are better with her, And you know, I don't know.

935
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to do. You're gonna have to do

936
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: some soul searching and figure out if the pros outweigh

937
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: the cons. Yeah, make a little pro and con list.

938
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: Just don't leave it where your current girlfriend can find it, exactly, Yeah,

939
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: don't put it on the fridge. Make a decision. So

940
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that your current girlfriend doesn't know that you

941
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: started talking to your X again. I'm just making a

942
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: wild guess. Yeah, you're Yeah, you're well guessed a spot. Yeah, yeah,

943
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: she doesn't know. Yeah. See, here's the thing. In my mind,

944
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: the fact that you're even you know, considering talking to

945
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: your ex means that you might not be so in

946
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: the relationship that you're now. I think that there's probably

947
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: lingering feelings. Wait, we were trying to talk to you

948
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: out of talking to your ex and not talk to you.

949
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: Whatever you do, you need to make sure you don't

950
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: cheat on your current girlfriend, and you need to be

951
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: up front and honest, and you need to leave her

952
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: before you even meet up with your ex. Yes, yeah,

953
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: you're right, I know, I know that's right. Well, I

954
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: feel like my big thing, and I mean, do you

955
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: think this is am my emotionally seating talking to her?

956
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 1: I think the fact that you're talking to anybody else

957
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 1: on the phone is emotionally cheating right now. You're emotionally

958
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: cheating with all of us. Yeah with me, you're talking

959
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: to me or enough, Yeah, exactly, you're talking to another woman.

960
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: You do have a great voice. Well, my husband's on

961
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, that's the same thing though. Alex and

962
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: I am married if you didn't know that, by the way,

963
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: but whatever, flirt away. I'm pretty hot too if you

964
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: under oh, I am approdaiting approaing the Jewel Show on

965
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: demand but you're about to hear is guaranteed to make

966
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: you feel better about yourself. It's the Jewel Show and

967
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: it's wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

968
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: hearing about other people doing dumb Sherry Shepherds. Sherry Shepherds

969
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: call us up eighty eight three four three one oh

970
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,479
Speaker 1: six one text in a four one oh six one. Sure,

971
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: Monday might be bad, but did you ruin a person's

972
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: whole life like Amy Schumer did? Oh what media Namie Schumer? Well,

973
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: she named her kid Jane atell and now she says

974
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: that was a wrong move because it sounds like genital.

975
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, gene is his first name, A tell

976
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: is the middle name. Definitely a wrong move. But get this,

977
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: it gets even worse. Is the father of Amy Schumer's

978
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: kid's name is Chris Fisher. So if you say the

979
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: kid's name fast, genital Fisher. Oh my god, So, how's

980
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: your Monday going? Is your name genital Fisher? Said no

981
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:06,479
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two? Is a couple of wrong moves

982
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: with that one? Is your name Jean in twenty twenty two?

983
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like genital Fisher? If no, the congratulations your

984
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: money is not that bad? Is it? It's wrong move Monday? Actually,

985
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: what's the wrong move that you want to tell everybody about?

986
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: I ran track in high school and I had a

987
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: track meet the same week is prom. But the first

988
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: met bad move was that I wanted to look good

989
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: for prom, right, so I decided to take lack of

990
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: it the whole week before prom. Oh that's that's a

991
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 1: lot of moves. I'm nervous to hear how this got already?

992
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: The second wrong move like literally was going to the

993
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: track meet after taking a week's worth of lactatives, and

994
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: I ended up only running about fifty of those hundred

995
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 1: yards before I put no short song. Whoa, I ran

996
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 1: off the track. If doubt myself in water, like as

997
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: if nobody wouldn't notice you throw? So did any of

998
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: the kids. Actually, see, I definitely still have nicknames. It

999
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: didn't really matter to mus because I was just one

1000
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: of those people that didn't really give a correctly. You

1001
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 1: did give the most. Well, thank you for telling us

1002
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: your wrong move for a wrong move Monday. See, doesn't

1003
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: that make everybody else's Monday a little bit better? Did

1004
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: you take a bunch of laxis because you had prom

1005
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: coming up on the same weekend of your track meet

1006
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 1: in high school? Proving it was a wrong move because

1007
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: you had to cut your track meat short because you

1008
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: accidentally had a load in your shorts. Man, that must

1009
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: have been an awkward run. Non softward is your run.

1010
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: The first time I saw Jewel run, we had only

1011
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: been dating for like three months at this point, and

1012
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: it was so funny. I love him to die, he's

1013
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: my husband. But we were at the gymer of playing

1014
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: basketball and I was on the siline watching. I was

1015
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: by myself, right, and I started laughing out loud It's fine,

1016
00:54:55,800 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: and he was like, my god, like a and I

1017
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: literally did feel like such an odough, Like I'm standing

1018
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: by myself and I'm just like laughing out loud about nothing,

1019
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like watching Jewel run down the court, and

1020
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: nobody knows why I would be laughing, only myself, And

1021
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: then I was hoping that Jewel wouldn't look over and

1022
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: see me laughing, because what else would I be laughing

1023
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 1: at besides seeing him run for the first time exactly.

1024
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: We don't have been dating like three months, so I

1025
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 1: would have known exactly what she was laughing. I wouldn't

1026
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: have bothered. One of those moments where I was ashamed

1027
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: of myself. You're like, I don't know how fucking date

1028
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: this guy. A couple of things, but it was one

1029
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: of those times where it almost felt similar to the

1030
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: feeling of when I was in elementary school or middle school,

1031
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: where I was talking to one of my friends during

1032
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: class and I was supposed to be and they said

1033
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: something funny that I was really trying not to laugh,

1034
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: and I was really trying not to laugh, But then

1035
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: like thought that I was gonna make a weird noise

1036
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: because I couldn't keep it in. I thought I was

1037
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble, similar to the first time I

1038
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 1: saw Jeb run. Seriously, it would have been hilarious, though

1039
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: if you couldn't hold it in. We're dating for three

1040
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: months at this time, you've never seen me run before.

1041
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: And we start playing basketball and then you're laughing to yourself,

1042
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: trying to keep it in but you can't. And I

1043
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: looked over and you were just like on the floor laughing,

1044
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: and like, what is going on. I'm like slapping the

1045
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: floor on my back because though I run super stiff

1046
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: and really awkward, I've seen it. And I literally laughed

1047
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: out loud and I felt that. I remember the first

1048
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: time I sold you run, I thought he was injured.

1049
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: I thought it right. And that's why it's frustrating because

1050
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: whenever I go for a jog. If I go for

1051
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 1: a jog, I run by a store window and I'll

1052
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: look in and I have to look away real quick.

1053
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm not insecure about much. And I

1054
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: was like, oh gross. Everyone take it as a brief

1055
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 1: opportunity to check themselves out. And it was like no,

1056
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: I was literally laughing by myself out loud, and I

1057
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Speaker 1: tried not to. I was trying not like I really

1058
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: hope it's even worse by yourself. You can't distract yourself

1059
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: with anything. You're just like, oh my god, oh my god,

1060
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can hold it in. It was cute.

1061
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Speaker 1: I love you. How do would you describe it? You

1062
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: are trying to run as fast as he possibly can,

1063
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: and arms going like robot back and forth, like on

1064
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: your side, like yeah, so like is your arms doing

1065
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 1: that back and forth? Stive? Is that helping? Is okay?

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00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: Literally crying? Obviously I can't see myself run, but I

1067
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: know what it feels like, and it feels like it

1068
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: looks painful. It does. It is true. I'm funny. I

1069
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Speaker 1: run really funny. But could have been a wrong move

1070
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: for me to play basketball with Alex too early. I

1071
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: should have known better. It's wrong move. Monday, Every single

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Speaker 1: Monday at this time, here's stories about other people's dumb

1073
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: I always want to say, sheananigans. Nay, that's it. We'll

1074
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: choose one sugar factory here about other people's dumb sugar

1075
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: factory in order to make your Monday feel better? Did You?

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Speaker 1: Will show on demand