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Speaker 1: You don't hear me our concession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms mouse.

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Speaker 1: Speak text to seventy eighty five nine, who says, I'm

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Speaker 1: a bouncer at a bar and I always id women

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Speaker 1: in their thirties and forties just because I know it

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Speaker 1: makes their day. Yeah, adam boy, I.

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Speaker 2: Tell you actually have to deny me alcohol, and then

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Speaker 2: I'm like, cut me off.

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Speaker 1: But you can't just ask for the ID either. You

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Speaker 1: have to act super surprised when you see the year, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four, I would have guessed twenty fourteen. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were eleven. And I don't want to get

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Speaker 1: you personal, but this weight can't be right either. You're

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Speaker 1: looking at it, Okay, don't read the details because we

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Speaker 1: never I d are listeners calling in for the mass speaker,

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Speaker 1: so we don't know their age, their name. We don't

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Speaker 1: even know if they're human or not. The boy. It

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Speaker 1: could be Ai calling us. It's possible. In today's anonymous

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Speaker 1: person in question Mark Amy is going by the fake

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Speaker 1: name Vic today. So Vic, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to you. Are you also on a show

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Speaker 1: right now? Are you welcoming to your show.

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Speaker 2: Vic, I'm hosting my live show on top of your show.

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Speaker 1: Audience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's live on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: You have no problems with that. We'll take it. Whoever's listening,

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Speaker 1: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Vic, all right, I was dating this girl for a

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Speaker 2: couple of years. Yeah, and I found out she was

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Speaker 2: a nice person. Oh yeah, that's hard, man, It's unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: But it's been almost a year now, so I'm getting

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Speaker 2: through it.

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Speaker 1: Because your show is not.

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Speaker 2: Probably maybe he just hasn't had someone to talk to

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Speaker 2: in a.

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Speaker 1: While, and I just wanted to talk through this and

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Speaker 1: we're okay with that, Vig.

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Speaker 2: Well, things changed and I do have somebody to talk to.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't know that I still.

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Speaker 1: Talk with her mom.

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Speaker 2: I regularly like text her. Wait what you.

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Speaker 1: Text with your ex girlfriend's mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a very nice woman and like her daughter.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys talk about that together?

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Speaker 2: Well, she knows her daughter is a little or But

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Speaker 2: I had a couple of boyfriend's ex boyfriends that were

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Speaker 2: more sad about losing my mother than they were.

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Speaker 1: I think that my mom. But your ex girlfriend doesn't

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Speaker 1: know about this.

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Speaker 2: No, she is unaware of what's taking place. She doesn't

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Speaker 2: realize that her mom and I have developed a friendship,

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Speaker 2: and it would be kind of weird if she kind

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Speaker 2: of knew her mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you don't tell your mom someone. But

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Speaker 1: you said you broke up a year ago. This is

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Speaker 1: still going on.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we still talk pretty regularly. Who that's sweet, though,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like she's filling a role that

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Speaker 2: maybe you don't have, like a motherly role that you

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Speaker 2: needed in your life.

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Speaker 1: Seems like she should be a mother to the daughter,

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Speaker 1: though not to her daughter's years. That's a long I

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Speaker 2: I don't like my kids are young still, but I

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Speaker 2: am going to get so emotionally attached to the good

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Speaker 2: ones that they take to.

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Speaker 1: Tell and talk crap about your own children to the ex.

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Speaker 2: The mom doesn't talk crap about her own daughter, does she. Yeah? No,

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Speaker 2: she was very hopeful that we get back together again

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Speaker 2: and they got Oh I.

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Speaker 1: See, she's trying to stay the connection between you two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she just says that she knows her daughter's Andree,

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Speaker 2: that's not talking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's just daughters and mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the.

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Speaker 1: Mom would say that to the daughter. Gotcha.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so is.

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Speaker 1: That the big secret, that the big confession?

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Speaker 2: Oh well generally, yeah, it's really nice having someone to

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Speaker 2: listen to you and seem like they care about me.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's really sweet.

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Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you got something great out

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Speaker 2: of a relationship that didn't end super well, that's exactly

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Speaker 2: how I feel. But she'll ask me to come over

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Speaker 2: sometimes to help her out with a few things and

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Speaker 2: then like building a coffee table and changing the batteries

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Speaker 2: and a smoke detector. I was working on a project

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Speaker 2: and she got a knock at the door and it

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Speaker 2: was kind of unexpected. So she ran to the door

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Speaker 2: and discovered that her daughter, my ex girlfriend was at

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Speaker 2: the door. Oh yeah, and the mom didn't want her

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Speaker 1: Obviously. It's a weird look for her to go over

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Speaker 1: and her ex boyfriend is over at her mom's house,

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Speaker 1: all sweaty and shirtless, changing light bulbs. Just think you're

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Speaker 1: trying to get her back. Okay, so what happened?

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Speaker 2: What'd you do? I ended up running into the bathroom. Uh,

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Speaker 2: and I just I just crouched in the shower and

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Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, oh my god, how close did

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Speaker 2: you come to get it caught? Pretty close? I almost

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Speaker 2: got caught, but I had to stay really quiet, like

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Speaker 2: behind the curtain. She ended up having to used the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh same time, I heard her piddling in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that they dated for years, It's not like for

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Speaker 1: our listeners the graphic image you how lucky you were

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Speaker 1: that you didn't get caught, because that looks ten times

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Speaker 1: worse that you're hiding this in your mom's house. It

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Speaker 1: looks weirder for the mom.

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Speaker 2: If my mom was hiding my ex boyfriends, I'd have

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Speaker 2: a lot of questions, I realized at first.

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Speaker 1: So she didn't see you.

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Speaker 2: No, And thankfully she didn't, because you absolutely would have

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Speaker 2: thought that I was having an affair with her mom.

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Speaker 2: And I'm the new dad, and it was.

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Speaker 1: Terrible new dad connecting a lot of doubts pretty quick there.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a secret crush on your ex girlfriend's mom?

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Speaker 1: Is that really what we're coming to?

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Speaker 2: If I had to pick at the time, it would

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Speaker 2: be the daughter or the mother, and I chose the daughter.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not going to pursue though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it was just like dances. It still feels like

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Speaker 1: the mother was an option at some point. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: good that he has boundaries and he knows where the

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Speaker 1: line is. Okay, so that's good. Where are you at

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Speaker 1: now with the relationship with the mom and her daughter.

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Speaker 2: I'm still friends with her mom. I just got to

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Speaker 2: figure out Dewey end up telling her that we're.

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Speaker 1: Friends, and I would you would just say that, Well,

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Speaker 1: once you need someone new, you'll probably have another mom

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Speaker 1: to talk to.

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Speaker 2: I'm unsure. I'm afraid there's gonna be a blow up.

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Speaker 2: It's a crash ass h.

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Speaker 1: We'll text in her. You a mom and you want

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Speaker 1: to take in our friend. You just need a new mom.

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Speaker 1: We'll see to the older women. Does it feel good

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Speaker 1: to at least get it off your chest? Seems like

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Speaker 1: you've been hiding it for like a year now.

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Speaker 2: I do feel better. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right, Man Brooks, stop talking. He may actually have

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Speaker 1: a mom. Nine two. If you have a confession you've

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Speaker 1: been holding on to, we'll hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 1: and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone chat's coming.

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Speaker 2: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: They