Speaker 1: Well, the fucking Mini Year sold many episod Well the
Speaker 1: fucking Mini Year, sol.
Speaker 2: I did a bunch of research on your conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: that I'd love to unpack with you.
Speaker 3: I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I am not a learned man and
Speaker 2: I'm not a journalist.
Speaker 4: I am a motherfucker with Google.
Speaker 2: So if it's not feeling right, you go ahead and
Speaker 2: you tell me otherwise, Well, I was it.
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, I should have like had a
Speaker 5: fresh convo with with my mom and my doctor a
Speaker 5: few days ago, because like, yo, every time, just much
Speaker 5: to the spirit of this podcast, every time I talked
Speaker 5: to her, man she got like twenty five new ones.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, they have a different Internet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
Speaker 2: You brush the same key and it's like the jitterbug
Speaker 2: is actually more dangerous than the I phone, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like they I just be finding it.
Speaker 6: My mom was saying to Park was on an island
Speaker 6: like in like he died in ninety six, ninety seven.
Speaker 3: Oh, she was ahead of her time.
Speaker 4: She was, And it was like at the time, it
Speaker 4: was like, oh yeah, that's just how she talked. But
Speaker 4: now you look back and you're like, where did you.
Speaker 2: Even like, how did you hear about that?
Speaker 5: My mom?
Speaker 4: I think I've told you this before.
Speaker 2: My mom once told me that Glenn Turman uh and
Speaker 2: Aretha Franklin broke up because Glenn Turman started having a
Speaker 2: secret affair with her son.
Speaker 3: And that like that was the reason they got a divorce.
Speaker 3: The best is when they give you that civil rights tea. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that should be wild.
Speaker 2: It was crazy and I and I believed it so
Speaker 2: much because I was so blind to the fact that
Speaker 2: my mom's an insane person.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, making ship up.
Speaker 2: And then I looked it up one day and there's
Speaker 2: no evidence of this ship whatsoever.
Speaker 4: But she's not making it up. It's like she heard it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't. Like she was like, she's not an
Speaker 3: actual crazy person.
Speaker 2: My mom's a lovely lady, but she is the type
Speaker 2: of person who will take a piece of information that
Speaker 2: she read in a periodical of nineteen whatever the fuck right,
Speaker 2: and repeated for generations that wasn't a jet.
Speaker 6: It was not a jet man that much to hurt
Speaker 6: when you spat that back to somebody who gave you pushback, you.
Speaker 2: Know what really happened. I was like, halfway through the story,
Speaker 2: and I like openly was like, I don't think this
Speaker 2: is true. You're like, you know what, y'all, I actually
Speaker 2: don't think this is true. Yeah, I think it'd be
Speaker 2: pretty weird if Glenn was just like still hanging out
Speaker 2: after he flucked Aretha Franklin son, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: none of this makes sense.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm from Detroit, so you know the Aretha Franklin
Speaker 5: stuff runs heavy and like obviously with her being from
Speaker 5: there living there. But the worst murmor I've probably heard
Speaker 5: about her was because she had her first child.
Speaker 2: She had she had a child when she was fourteen.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: That was that that her father is actually the the
Speaker 5: father of her child. Yes, that is the most prevalentice rumor.
Speaker 5: And then which my mama told me, and then she
Speaker 5: got did I love? Then she gonna drop this on me?
Speaker 5: She was like, uh, you know your grandma used to
Speaker 5: hang out with him. I was like, well, I don't
Speaker 5: know where, but you can stop that ship right there.
Speaker 3: Related might be what the hell to Claude Franklin I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, we're just going it was just
Speaker 4: weird in the box.
Speaker 3: Throw it in the ocean.
Speaker 5: Look, if you hate cops just because of ops.
Speaker 3: The next time you get in trouble, call a crack Canad.
Speaker 4: There you go, but quietly.
Speaker 2: The only reason it's not a good idea is because
Speaker 2: he was being nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Otherwise that's a perfect idea.
Speaker 2: We should be calling crackheads more often for the things
Speaker 2: that we need that include social services.
Speaker 4: My barber employs him a lot, and they do all
Speaker 4: this stuff. They'll come in, He'll be like, I'll give
Speaker 4: you two bucks to sweep up the back of the shop.
Speaker 4: You go back there, he's like, keep the door open.
Speaker 3: If I were what'd you doing?
Speaker 4: Like we were in there and one came in and
Speaker 4: he had, like you clearly just stole it.
Speaker 6: But he had like a box full of various office supplies,
Speaker 6: and I was like if I did need printer paper though,
Speaker 6: why not?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: Like I wish I was upset that I didn't need any.
Speaker 2: They're not going to track him down, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Not worth the effort.
Speaker 2: He's not worth the efforts. If anybody you were going
Speaker 2: to buy stolen goods off of, you should buy it
Speaker 2: off of a buy my video games from crackheads.
Speaker 4: It was awesome. That's what come up. Yeah, like PlayStation.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm seven thousand, so you know, we had Sega Genesis.
Speaker 5: My first system was an Atari. So I went from
Speaker 5: Atari to Nintendo to Sega Genesis and then to PlayStation
Speaker 5: one and two and then I retired after two. And
Speaker 5: you're saying Sega Era, Yeah, you get the I mean
Speaker 5: Madden was the first iteration was Madden was on Genesis.
Speaker 2: Oh I used to play.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to play Madden because it was tech mobile with
Speaker 5: no tech Mobile was Nintendo, okay, and then and then
Speaker 5: Madden was was Sega Genesis.
Speaker 4: There there was like a bunch of games. There's like
Speaker 4: Madden Quarterback Club, Quarterback Club. Quarterback Club was back blitz
Speaker 4: about saying football took a long time to develop the technology, like.
Speaker 2: Like basketball, NBA JAM you kind of had like the
Speaker 2: cool versions of it early.
Speaker 4: They took a minute on foot. Oh yeah they did.
Speaker 2: I mean double dribbled. We thought was revolutionary.
Speaker 3: It was just like, what is this mind blown?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he and Michael Jordan in any basketball games because
Speaker 4: he wouldn't give it up.
Speaker 3: He was, uh he was in Windy City.
Speaker 2: Thought was that the game was he wasn't Celtics few.
Speaker 2: He was always player twenty three because or or you know,
Speaker 2: random player or whatever.
Speaker 4: Because he refused to allow his he was.
Speaker 3: NBA jam right, No, he wasn't even.
Speaker 4: Which was crazy because you had to be like to
Speaker 4: be like Scottie Pippen, like bj Armstrong.
Speaker 2: Character like damn but and it was a phenomenal fucking character.
Speaker 2: But he would not allow himself.
Speaker 4: To be in the thing. He did later though, right,
Speaker 4: he was in like NBA Street and now he's in everything.
Speaker 4: But I think they had to like, yeah, crazy, I
Speaker 4: think video games was gonna pop up. Jordan is like.
Speaker 5: Super protective over his like that's like he explained how
Speaker 5: he does not sign autographs very rarely because he wants
Speaker 5: the autograph to actually have value, and so he doesn't
Speaker 5: sign and he doesn't want anybody else making money off
Speaker 5: the ship.
Speaker 4: Bro, That's how you know I'm never going to get
Speaker 4: that rich. I would not if I would not give
Speaker 4: a fuck.
Speaker 2: That Isn't that such a crazy position to have for
Speaker 2: a gambling addict?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, why.
Speaker 4: As you say that, I see you perfectly framed this episode.
Speaker 3: That man is protective of his identity.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what makes it so funny is it was
Speaker 5: only for this to happen and only for all the
Speaker 5: memes that came out of the last It's like he
Speaker 5: never anticipated the means.
Speaker 6: If you'd have asked me in like nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 6: will you ever see Michael Jordan cry, Yeah, I would
Speaker 6: never have thought it.
Speaker 2: Turn Signatures can't protect its yellow rows.
Speaker 6: Niggaig Michael Jordans and Will Smith are two of the
Speaker 6: Fallouf site.
Speaker 4: It's like losing a parent.
Speaker 2: I could have never guessed it.
Speaker 4: It's it's very difficult. I could have and I never
Speaker 4: saw they were on top of the world. They had
Speaker 4: it all.
Speaker 2: It truly has made me feel in a vulnerable in
Speaker 2: a way that I've never experienced, where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this could happen to literally anyone.
Speaker 4: And I keep giving them chances. I listened to I
Speaker 4: like pretty girls. I listened to them.
Speaker 2: Then that's that's a new albums the whole song.
Speaker 4: You can listen to the entire look Bro album I'm written.
Speaker 1: I'm rooting from them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I want it.
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