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Speaker 1: Well, the fucking Mini Year sold many episod Well the

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Speaker 1: fucking Mini Year, sol.

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Speaker 2: I did a bunch of research on your conspiracy theory

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Speaker 2: that I'd love to unpack with you.

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Speaker 3: I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I am not a learned man and

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Speaker 2: I'm not a journalist.

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Speaker 4: I am a motherfucker with Google.

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Speaker 2: So if it's not feeling right, you go ahead and

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Speaker 2: you tell me otherwise, Well, I was it.

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Speaker 5: I was like, damn, I should have like had a

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Speaker 5: fresh convo with with my mom and my doctor a

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Speaker 5: few days ago, because like, yo, every time, just much

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Speaker 5: to the spirit of this podcast, every time I talked

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Speaker 5: to her, man she got like twenty five new ones.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, man, they have a different Internet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: You brush the same key and it's like the jitterbug

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Speaker 2: is actually more dangerous than the I phone, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Like they I just be finding it.

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Speaker 6: My mom was saying to Park was on an island

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Speaker 6: like in like he died in ninety six, ninety seven.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she was ahead of her time.

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Speaker 4: She was, And it was like at the time, it

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Speaker 4: was like, oh yeah, that's just how she talked. But

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Speaker 4: now you look back and you're like, where did you.

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Speaker 2: Even like, how did you hear about that?

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Speaker 5: My mom?

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Speaker 4: I think I've told you this before.

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Speaker 2: My mom once told me that Glenn Turman uh and

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Speaker 2: Aretha Franklin broke up because Glenn Turman started having a

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Speaker 2: secret affair with her son.

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Speaker 3: And that like that was the reason they got a divorce.

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Speaker 3: The best is when they give you that civil rights tea. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that should be wild.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy and I and I believed it so

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Speaker 2: much because I was so blind to the fact that

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Speaker 2: my mom's an insane person.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, no, making ship up.

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Speaker 2: And then I looked it up one day and there's

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Speaker 2: no evidence of this ship whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: But she's not making it up. It's like she heard it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't. Like she was like, she's not an

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Speaker 3: actual crazy person.

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Speaker 2: My mom's a lovely lady, but she is the type

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Speaker 2: of person who will take a piece of information that

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Speaker 2: she read in a periodical of nineteen whatever the fuck right,

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Speaker 2: and repeated for generations that wasn't a jet.

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Speaker 6: It was not a jet man that much to hurt

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Speaker 6: when you spat that back to somebody who gave you pushback, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what really happened. I was like, halfway through the story,

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Speaker 2: and I like openly was like, I don't think this

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Speaker 2: is true. You're like, you know what, y'all, I actually

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Speaker 2: don't think this is true. Yeah, I think it'd be

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Speaker 2: pretty weird if Glenn was just like still hanging out

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Speaker 2: after he flucked Aretha Franklin son, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 2: none of this makes sense.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm from Detroit, so you know the Aretha Franklin

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Speaker 5: stuff runs heavy and like obviously with her being from

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Speaker 5: there living there. But the worst murmor I've probably heard

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Speaker 5: about her was because she had her first child.

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Speaker 2: She had she had a child when she was fourteen.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 5: That was that that her father is actually the the

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Speaker 5: father of her child. Yes, that is the most prevalentice rumor.

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Speaker 5: And then which my mama told me, and then she

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Speaker 5: got did I love? Then she gonna drop this on me?

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Speaker 5: She was like, uh, you know your grandma used to

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Speaker 5: hang out with him. I was like, well, I don't

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Speaker 5: know where, but you can stop that ship right there.

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Speaker 3: Related might be what the hell to Claude Franklin I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, we're just going it was just

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Speaker 4: weird in the box.

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Speaker 3: Throw it in the ocean.

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Speaker 5: Look, if you hate cops just because of ops.

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Speaker 3: The next time you get in trouble, call a crack Canad.

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Speaker 4: There you go, but quietly.

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Speaker 2: The only reason it's not a good idea is because

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Speaker 2: he was being nasty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise that's a perfect idea.

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Speaker 2: We should be calling crackheads more often for the things

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Speaker 2: that we need that include social services.

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Speaker 4: My barber employs him a lot, and they do all

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Speaker 4: this stuff. They'll come in, He'll be like, I'll give

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Speaker 4: you two bucks to sweep up the back of the shop.

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Speaker 4: You go back there, he's like, keep the door open.

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Speaker 3: If I were what'd you doing?

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Speaker 4: Like we were in there and one came in and

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Speaker 4: he had, like you clearly just stole it.

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Speaker 6: But he had like a box full of various office supplies,

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Speaker 6: and I was like if I did need printer paper though,

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Speaker 6: why not?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 4: Like I wish I was upset that I didn't need any.

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Speaker 2: They're not going to track him down, do you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Not worth the effort.

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Speaker 2: He's not worth the efforts. If anybody you were going

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Speaker 2: to buy stolen goods off of, you should buy it

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Speaker 2: off of a buy my video games from crackheads.

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Speaker 4: It was awesome. That's what come up. Yeah, like PlayStation.

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Speaker 5: Listen, I'm seven thousand, so you know, we had Sega Genesis.

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Speaker 5: My first system was an Atari. So I went from

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Speaker 5: one and two and then I retired after two. And

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Speaker 5: you're saying Sega Era, Yeah, you get the I mean

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Speaker 5: Madden was the first iteration was Madden was on Genesis.

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Speaker 2: Oh I used to play.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to play Madden because it was tech mobile with

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Speaker 5: no tech Mobile was Nintendo, okay, and then and then

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Speaker 5: Madden was was Sega Genesis.

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Speaker 4: There there was like a bunch of games. There's like

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Speaker 4: Madden Quarterback Club, Quarterback Club. Quarterback Club was back blitz

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Speaker 4: about saying football took a long time to develop the technology, like.

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Speaker 2: Like basketball, NBA JAM you kind of had like the

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Speaker 4: They took a minute on foot. Oh yeah they did.

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Speaker 2: I mean double dribbled. We thought was revolutionary.

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Speaker 3: It was just like, what is this mind blown?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he and Michael Jordan in any basketball games because

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Speaker 4: he wouldn't give it up.

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Speaker 3: He was, uh he was in Windy City.

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Speaker 2: Thought was that the game was he wasn't Celtics few.

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Speaker 2: He was always player twenty three because or or you know,

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Speaker 4: Because he refused to allow his he was.

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Speaker 3: NBA jam right, No, he wasn't even.

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Speaker 4: Which was crazy because you had to be like to

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Speaker 4: be like Scottie Pippen, like bj Armstrong.

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Speaker 2: Character like damn but and it was a phenomenal fucking character.

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Speaker 2: But he would not allow himself.

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Speaker 4: To be in the thing. He did later though, right,

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Speaker 4: he was in like NBA Street and now he's in everything.

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Speaker 4: But I think they had to like, yeah, crazy, I

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Speaker 5: Super protective over his like that's like he explained how

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Speaker 5: he does not sign autographs very rarely because he wants

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Speaker 5: the autograph to actually have value, and so he doesn't

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Speaker 5: sign and he doesn't want anybody else making money off

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Speaker 5: the ship.

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Speaker 4: Bro, That's how you know I'm never going to get

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Speaker 4: that rich. I would not if I would not give

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Speaker 4: a fuck.

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Speaker 2: That Isn't that such a crazy position to have for

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Speaker 2: a gambling addict?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like, why.

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Speaker 4: As you say that, I see you perfectly framed this episode.

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Speaker 3: That man is protective of his identity.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what makes it so funny is it was

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Speaker 5: only for this to happen and only for all the

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Speaker 5: memes that came out of the last It's like he

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Speaker 5: never anticipated the means.

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Speaker 6: If you'd have asked me in like nineteen ninety six,

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Speaker 6: will you ever see Michael Jordan cry, Yeah, I would

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Speaker 6: never have thought it.

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Speaker 2: Turn Signatures can't protect its yellow rows.

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Speaker 6: Niggaig Michael Jordans and Will Smith are two of the

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Speaker 6: Fallouf site.

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Speaker 4: It's like losing a parent.

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Speaker 2: I could have never guessed it.

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Speaker 4: It's it's very difficult. I could have and I never

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Speaker 4: saw they were on top of the world. They had

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Speaker 4: it all.

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Speaker 2: It truly has made me feel in a vulnerable in

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Speaker 2: a way that I've never experienced, where I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this could happen to literally anyone.

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Speaker 4: And I keep giving them chances. I listened to I

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Speaker 4: like pretty girls. I listened to them.

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Speaker 2: Then that's that's a new albums the whole song.

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Speaker 4: You can listen to the entire look Bro album I'm written.

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Speaker 1: I'm rooting from them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I want it.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, mother fucking mini epis, motherfucking

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Speaker 1: mini episode, Mini episode, mother fucking Mini ever s